2025-09-26
Christopher Hooper: I have I have Oh, is everyone already
Justin Hale: Can you Can you try that? Can you
Tyram: It
Christopher Hooper: here? No, we're missing one more person. Okay,
Justin Hale: try
Tyram: sounds like you're doing a pretty bad job when you're trying to not be sick. So, just real scale issue. Sounds
Luke Neverisky: That sounds like
Christopher Hooper: good. You
Justin Hale: harder?
Christopher Hooper: know, if if you knew where I came from, you think I'd be doing a great job.
Tyram: like
Luke Neverisky: a Yeah, people think bronze medals.
Christopher Hooper: You don't even know the
Justin Hale: Yeah. What? So, where did you come from?
Christopher Hooper: half. Where did I come from?
Justin Hale: Where did you
Christopher Hooper: Cut
Justin Hale: go? There it
Christopher Hooper: Joe. The greatest song ever. Written
Tyram: Come
Christopher Hooper: by Swedes, I
Justin Hale: is.
Tyram: on.
Christopher Hooper: believe. I believe that's why
Tyram: Get
Luke Neverisky: Nobody.
Christopher Hooper: it doesn't make any sense because it's written by like Swedish people.
Justin Hale: Maybe
Ali Leonard: checks
Christopher Hooper: Um, everyone everyone doing
Ali Leonard: out.
Luke Neverisky: Keep
Christopher Hooper: well? Can't
Tyram: I might need to poke my head out a few occasions tonight to check in on my nephew,
Christopher Hooper: complain.
Tyram: but he's mostly self-sufficient, so it should be fun.
Christopher Hooper: Great.
Ali Leonard: He's
Tyram: He's 10. He's legitimately
Luke Neverisky: coming. He's all
Christopher Hooper: Ah.
Ali Leonard: 6 months old. He's
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: I put him in the bath. He'll be
Tyram: fine, man. I wish he would bathe more often than he does. He
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. He's got a bag. He's got a toaster in case he needs
Ali Leonard: fine.
Tyram: honestly could stand for
Christopher Hooper: fine. How old your nephew
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: now? Oh, yeah. He'll be
Tyram: Can
Luke Neverisky: toast.
Christopher Hooper: fine.
Justin Hale: Perfect.
Christopher Hooper: Um, Ally, how are you doing? Damn it.
Justin Hale: That didn't
Ali Leonard: I'm
Tyram: Waiting on
Christopher Hooper: Is everyone here now? Okay,
Justin Hale: sound convincing.
Tyram: Martha. Yeah, Ally was
Christopher Hooper: good. I heard another
Tyram: sick last week, but she's not making like a whole dramatic thing like Toeer is.
Christopher Hooper: ding. I was on death
Ali Leonard: fine. I mean, I'm sick all the time, so it's just
Christopher Hooper: store.
Justin Hale: Well, are you on death
Ali Leonard: like whatever. Just another
Justin Hale: store like Joel or like a normal
Ali Leonard: week.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, probably more like
Justin Hale: person? All right, we're not worried about you
Christopher Hooper: Joel. Yeah,
Justin Hale: then.
Tyram: When Topher gets sick, Ally, does he like text you like, "Ally, I'm dying over here.
Christopher Hooper: exactly.
Ali Leonard: if he has gotten that bad. Well, he hasn't yet, so I'm
Tyram: Oh,
Ali Leonard: assuming it hasn't gotten that
Tyram: hello young Francis. And Martha's
Ellis Taylor: Oh, little
Christopher Hooper: Hey, baby. Where is
Justin Hale: Yes.
Ali Leonard: bad.
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: she? Oh, Justin, your camera's working, by the way.
Justin Hale: No, no, I knew that. I wanted you to see Silia. That moment has
Tyram: So
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: passed. Too late for
Ellis Taylor: Francis.
Tyram: was subtly subt sub subtly asking for you to take your hideous massage off of our screens.
Justin Hale: you.
Tyram: No, probably not
Justin Hale: Never going to happen. Deal with
Tyram: true. Hey, it's Toeer's opinion, not mine.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Can I Can I put something on you? Oh, no.
Ellis Taylor: It's
Justin Hale: it.
Luke Neverisky: Nice. Nice meeting
Christopher Hooper: That's so
Tyram: What an
Christopher Hooper: funny.
Tyram: idea.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Ellis Taylor: It's a question. I'm selling something on Facebook Marketplace and this girl just
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: desk messaged asking if she could pick it up tomorrow. So, I went to look at her profile and she has posted one photo, her cover photo, and that's literally it.
Tyram: I don't think that's a real
Ellis Taylor: I don't think she's real.
Tyram: person.
Luke Neverisky: Nobody%
Christopher Hooper: I mean, if she shows up,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. She posted one
Christopher Hooper: Right. I don't know. Some
Ellis Taylor: picture in 2013 and that's it.
Luke Neverisky: Depends on how desperate you are to sell
Christopher Hooper: people are like that
Tyram: Well, I guess
Luke Neverisky: this thing.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Not I'm not that
Tyram: it's relatively harmless up until she just like asks for financial information of some sort because that's when like, you know, you're officially being like
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, she asked what blood type you are.
Christopher Hooper: though.
Tyram: catfished.
Luke Neverisky: Uh
Ellis Taylor: desperate.
Luke Neverisky: I sold a bunch
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's you with the
Luke Neverisky: of
Christopher Hooper: wizard
Justin Hale: You're
Christopher Hooper: hat. You're a wizard,
Justin Hale: a wizard.
Tyram: I was seeing a lot of
Luke Neverisky: robots. Is there
Tyram: uh coverage of fat bear week in our national parks and I do worry what the it's delightful but I do worry
Christopher Hooper: Francis.
Ellis Taylor: I love fat
Tyram: about how the bears would feel about like, you know, just, you know, they're just out
Ellis Taylor: bear.
Tyram: here trying to live their life, but like they're being put on display for fat bear week, no
Ellis Taylor: Um, I feel like they'd be s like, "Hell yeah, I'm doing what
Luke Neverisky: Francis
Ellis Taylor: I'm supposed to be doing. I am going to be set this
Tyram: less. Well, just like I one of the things is like the bears are back and they're fatter than ever. And like maybe it was just me projecting, but it seemed like the bear had like kind of like a self-conscious look on his face in the photo they
Ellis Taylor: winter.
Tyram: used.
Christopher Hooper: looking That coily. Who
Ali Leonard: Maybe
Justin Hale: What was it
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. It's like I wish I was
Ali Leonard: it's like I'm not as fat as I want to
Justin Hale: like? Did you Did you already say fat bear
Ellis Taylor: fatter cuz then I'd be even more
Ali Leonard: be.
Ellis Taylor: set.
Justin Hale: summer?
Ellis Taylor: Fat bear
Ali Leonard: There it
Tyram: Uh
Christopher Hooper: me? What did
Tyram: bears.
Christopher Hooper: everyone do with their week
Ellis Taylor: fall.
Tyram: Oh, I thought you like everyone
Christopher Hooper: off?
Ellis Taylor: hung
Tyram: got off of work this way for somebody's like what?
Christopher Hooper: No,
Justin Hale: Um, we we all took
Ellis Taylor: out.
Ali Leonard: is. All
Justin Hale: a collective station. Didn't talk to each other at
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Justin Hale: all.
Tyram: Why?
Luke Neverisky: I um I told Caitlyn that I was like, "I'm at D&D tonight, so I guess I'm hanging out with you tonight." And she's like, "What? I get to see you
Christopher Hooper: no.
Justin Hale: She was like,
Ellis Taylor: mom.
Justin Hale: "Oh man, come
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No, Keith and I watched a movie together. That was
Justin Hale: on."
Ellis Taylor: exciting. We hung out on a Friday
Ali Leonard: right.
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Cool. Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: Yuck.
Ellis Taylor: night. It's
Christopher Hooper: Ellis's thing was keep coming home late. That's
Justin Hale: I don't remember what I
Ellis Taylor: wild. Yeah,
Tyram: Impossible.
Justin Hale: did. You hear
Ellis Taylor: he had he came home super late and it's just too much. Especially once like the
Luke Neverisky: on
Ellis Taylor: movie ends. I got to start
Tyram: What was it
Christopher Hooper: right. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: bedtime. I mean, you should see the little nest head has made himself
Tyram: moving? Heck
Ellis Taylor: over there. Yeah, you can't see. He's on like three layers
Luke Neverisky: You do
Justin Hale: that?
Ellis Taylor: of pillows. He's built himself a mountain at the
Ali Leonard: Hell yeah. Living that f****** best
Ellis Taylor: corner. That's where he
Tyram: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: wants to be, too. And it's a horrible angle for the TV, but he loves that
Ali Leonard: life. man knows what he
Tyram: What you making,
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Ellis Taylor: corner.
Ali Leonard: likes. Um,
Ellis Taylor: Yep. to take
Ali Leonard: so the Knoxville Ren Fair was canceled this week because they're trying to find like
Tyram: Ally?
Ellis Taylor: the
Ali Leonard: a permanent location or this year because they they're trying to find a permanent
Tyram: What
Ali Leonard: location. So Maddie decided she wants to throw a
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh, cool. That's
Ali Leonard: Renaissance party. So, since I don't have a job, I'm making a
Tyram: is
Luke Neverisky: Not
Christopher Hooper: fun. All right.
Ali Leonard: tour.
Ellis Taylor: No.
Ali Leonard: So, I made bunting earlier by
Tyram: it?
Ali Leonard: cutting up some old shirts. Like, okay. It looks like a bikini if I wear
Luke Neverisky: enough.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I was like, "What are you making
Ali Leonard: it like if I have it like that.
Ellis Taylor: again?" Oh, like the little triangle
Ali Leonard: I tied it all together. I tied it all
Ellis Taylor: flags
Ali Leonard: together. Yeah. So, I did that out of my old flannel. And then cuz your girl is trying to save money, so she doesn't know what to draw. And
Justin Hale: Renfest specialist.
Ellis Taylor: here.
Ali Leonard: so then I made a banner that looks really, really bad. So, I'm going to not do those. And then I
Tyram: What
Ali Leonard: made because I'm showing Maddie tomorrow, so we're going to BJ. Then I made a shield. It's not done. I made one. I'm going to make like 12. And then I'm making a torch right now to see if that
Christopher Hooper: Nice. That sounds
Tyram: is it?
Christopher Hooper: cool. Wait, so where are you having the the party? Okay.
Ali Leonard: works at Maddy's
Christopher Hooper: Does she have like a free like 40 acre farm or
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Ali Leonard: house. No. But she has a fire
Christopher Hooper: something? All right. Close
Justin Hale: Close
Ellis Taylor: Here we
Ali Leonard: pit. And there's only like 10
Christopher Hooper: enough. Oh,
Justin Hale: enough.
Ali Leonard: people coming, so it's not like it's not
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Justin Hale: That's like one person per four acres. You're totally
Ali Leonard: like Yeah. We didn't say like,
Tyram: It's going to be hard to stage a jousting tournament with so few
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: "Hey, if you didn't the red I
Tyram: people.
Ellis Taylor: go. Oh my gosh.
Ali Leonard: know." Yeah. So, she's doing like
Justin Hale: fine.
Ali Leonard: I told her to get like a baby archery set. And we'll do like
Ellis Taylor: Please do archery tag and get the ones with the little foam on the end. Balls on
Luke Neverisky: All right.
Ellis Taylor: the end. That'd be really
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Ali Leonard: archery. Yeah, I'm like going to
Tyram: Listen
Ellis Taylor: fun.
Ali Leonard: grill stuff. Like it said no turkey legs. So
Tyram: to for the Tennessee Ren
Ali Leonard: I'm going to do like ears of corn, I
Tyram: Fair. It's one of those things where like I don't think they're actually good, but they're
Justin Hale: overrated.
Ali Leonard: guess.
Tyram: like part of the experience. You
Ellis Taylor: Did you
Ali Leonard: Yeah, you have to get it like
Justin Hale: Oh, once
Ellis Taylor: know that the Nashville, the one that happens at the
Ali Leonard: once.
Tyram: know
Justin Hale: ever. Yeah. Couple years
Ellis Taylor: castle, they got rid of
Luke Neverisky: All
Justin Hale: ago. Yeah. It's
Ellis Taylor: alcohol? I didn't know
Justin Hale: uh it's owned by the Williamson Williamson or
Ellis Taylor: that.
Tyram: what? I want to say it's
Justin Hale: Wilson County Parks and Recreck and they're not allowed to have alcohol at events like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, it's I think it's
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: Williamson.
Justin Hale: that.
Ellis Taylor: Williamson. That's literally what I did for my 21st birthday. Like
Justin Hale: A lot of people
Ellis Taylor: You can't have it without alcohol. That makes no
Justin Hale: were upset about it and they're talking about bringing it back
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: somehow. We'll see how that
Ellis Taylor: sense. I mean, beer and wine
Justin Hale: works. That's what it was to begin
Ellis Taylor: only. Or I guess beer, wine, meat
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say it's not like there was something
Ellis Taylor: only. Oh,
Tyram: f****** absent or something. I mean, what was the big deal?
Justin Hale: with. All right.
Ellis Taylor: really?
Justin Hale: It's just parks and wreck doesn't permit alcohol at
Tyram: What a bunch of
Luke Neverisky: I know. All
Justin Hale: their
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I want to
Tyram: dweebs. Oh
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ellis Taylor: give a little
Tyram: well, although I haven't been in a minute, so
Justin Hale: events.
Ellis Taylor: sizzle.
Tyram: like I guess I'm kind of out of the loop on a lot of the Tennessee written fair stuff. Actually, yeah. The last time I went was that time I went with uh Martha, Brad, and Neers, that probably was the occasion.
Justin Hale: They did expand
Ellis Taylor: for my birthday.
Justin Hale: it. They uh
Ellis Taylor: That's
Justin Hale: they cut down a bunch of trees on the side and expanded it out to what do they call it? Mermaid's Grotto.
Tyram: Yes.
Ellis Taylor: hilarious. Do you guys still go or have you
Justin Hale: Uh, we went this last
Ellis Taylor: not been since you
Justin Hale: year. Um, so we haven't we haven't missed it since we
Ellis Taylor: moved?
Tyram: I actually remember
Justin Hale: moved, but I don't know how often that will
Tyram: like Justin was like, "I'm going to be in national." Like, "Oh, hey, cool. We should do lunch." Like, "No, I'm just
Justin Hale: happen.
Tyram: doing the Ren Fair. f***
Justin Hale: Well, it
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Don't you do renfigure like
Justin Hale: was practically uh
Christopher Hooper: every month
Tyram: you.
Justin Hale: no, just the ones around here. Um we were
Christopher Hooper: now?
Justin Hale: actually going to North Carolina for
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Good
Justin Hale: Absfest. And on the way home, it was just a few hours
Ellis Taylor: morning.
Justin Hale: out of the way to go down to Nashville and then back up. So, we literally drove in that night, slept at Joseph and Silia's house, got up in the morning, went to Renfair, and then went
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Justin Hale: home.
Christopher Hooper: You did not go to Renfair in the morning.
Tyram: Thanks
Justin Hale: Yeah, we did not. It took us a minute to get up. We talk about Toeer. We were there the whole
Ellis Taylor: wow.
Justin Hale: time.
Christopher Hooper: Importantly, I was supposed to meet them in the morning.
Tyram: for
Christopher Hooper: of Renfair and we basically like cross
Justin Hale: Yeah, Toeer. Toeer texted me. He's like, "Where are you guys?"
Christopher Hooper: pads in the
Justin Hale: And I'm like, "Good
Ali Leonard: I
Christopher Hooper: night. So, how's it going? All right. Uh the kids,
Justin Hale: morning.
Christopher Hooper: uh Ash's in bed already, so now I can stop
Ali Leonard: mean
Christopher Hooper: stalling and we can
Tyram: Help. What?
Justin Hale: No, stop stalling.
Christopher Hooper: get going.
Ellis Taylor: Nice. All right, we're still
Tyram: Yeah, we were in the middle of fighting. Uh, okay. What
Ellis Taylor: fighting.
Tyram: was the final on the name? Was it Crang or
Christopher Hooper: Yes. I
Justin Hale: Toeer crown. 100%
Christopher Hooper: think it's supposed to be
Ellis Taylor: Crank.
Tyram: Kang?
Justin Hale: crank.
Ellis Taylor: I I spel I wrote down K R A N G. So, I'm going to go with
Tyram: Yeah, that's the character's name. I didn't know if Toeer like did like the
Christopher Hooper: cring.
Tyram: not Kang like whatever name.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, yeah. I misspelled it on the map.
Ali Leonard: Craw.
Tyram: Okay, so he can do enough damage to oneot those of us who have
Ellis Taylor: Crang.
Tyram: less HP and uh he's got three mobs of uh psychic uh assholes who are like surrounding him. Oh, but one of the psychic mobs is uh diminished in strength. So that is a that is a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we stopped we stopped
Tyram: thing. Well, I mean,
Ellis Taylor: shooting those. We should probably get back to shooting
Ali Leonard: I'm still shooting
Tyram: there's I guess there's like
Justin Hale: Interesting.
Ellis Taylor: those.
Ali Leonard: those. I've got it. I'm still shooting those. You
Tyram: a there's strategy here because like he's the biggest threat,
Ali Leonard: guys focus on everybody
Tyram: so it might make sense to focus him, but it also seems as though we can take pieces off the board. Yeah. If we target the the
Christopher Hooper: Is
Ali Leonard: else. Yes. So
Tyram: mob.
Ellis Taylor: Well, he got very mad when we hit it. So, I think I'm
Ali Leonard: that's what I'm doing.
Tyram: So, you are writing Bob. I am writing mob.
Ellis Taylor: writing Bob, right? Did I
Ali Leonard: But
Tyram: And uh Ma was over there with us and everybody else is
Ellis Taylor: Okay, that's
Tyram: uh fighting from a
Justin Hale: All
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Speaking of which, who uh
Ellis Taylor: right.
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: runs OMO when Zach's gone? Is that
Tyram: distance. H get ready for some kung
Luke Neverisky: That's me, I
Christopher Hooper: Lukey?
Tyram: fu
Luke Neverisky: think. Oh, god. I guess
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: she
Christopher Hooper: because and I will re relink the uh the
Tyram: fighting.
Justin Hale: Do
Christopher Hooper: map. Wow, Ellis on the ball. Holy s***. Ellis is already in
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Luke Neverisky: Damn.
Justin Hale: it. Should have pulled that from last
Christopher Hooper: here. You know you're in here.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I I just the tab was still open from last
Tyram: Steve never
Luke Neverisky: Suck
Justin Hale: week.
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Okay. All
Ellis Taylor: time. I never left.
Tyram: left. Martha, this is a good opportunity. You can be like, I've been
Justin Hale: He's been trying to hack your
Christopher Hooper: right. I was I was so proud of
Ellis Taylor: I'm always
Tyram: here this whole
Luke Neverisky: up.
Christopher Hooper: you. I would love if you've
Tyram: time.
Christopher Hooper: been like researching like, "All right, this is what we're going to do this
Justin Hale: map. Oh, she's already got your whole plan foiled. Don't worry about
Ellis Taylor: here.
Christopher Hooper: week." Um, Helana has purple orbs around
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: At least one of us
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: her that say MIX
Tyram: I'm
Luke Neverisky: Mirror that is mirror times
Christopher Hooper: third. Okay,
Luke Neverisky: three. Yeah, I
Justin Hale: basically just means she's gone full Goku,
Ellis Taylor: Oh.
Justin Hale: so you're dead.
Christopher Hooper: gotcha. Okay. Oh, I guess I'm dead
Ellis Taylor: Oh. Do you guys know that Click and Clack did the
Luke Neverisky: will. I didn't know
Ellis Taylor: voices in cars for the Rusties? I finally heard it. Oh my god. That's so sad. That's beautiful
Ali Leonard: does. Yeah. Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: that. Yeah, that's
Justin Hale: Sorry.
Ellis Taylor: and sad. Oh.
Ali Leonard: girl.
Luke Neverisky: a core memory unlocked right
Christopher Hooper: then.
Ellis Taylor: Oh my god, I miss
Tyram: Sorry, I was completely tapped out.
Luke Neverisky: there.
Ellis Taylor: their show so much. And
Tyram: What was everybody just talking
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't know,
Ellis Taylor: them uh do you remember Click and
Christopher Hooper: Rusty.
Ellis Taylor: Clack from the Tapid Brothers NPR
Ali Leonard: your
Tyram: about?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. talking about
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Ellis Taylor: show? Yeah, they're they do Voices in
Ali Leonard: butt. That's
Ellis Taylor: Cars and I just like heard it and was like,
Ali Leonard: literally all dad could listen
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: cars.
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: "What?
Ali Leonard: to. Like that's all I think of with car rides like with my parents is that and the smell of
Tyram: Has KE been an acronym this whole time? It might have been Okay, what does it stand for
Justin Hale: Didn't you ask that last time?
Ali Leonard: altoids. Head
Justin Hale: I'm not allowed to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: again? I have no idea what you could
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: say.
Tyram: possibly mean by that. Like, I know most of the cuss words and I can't
Justin Hale: Sorry. I'm not at liberty to say.
Tyram: imagine what this would be. That's not
Justin Hale: Sorry. It's all all of it. Every every letter in
Ali Leonard: shot.
Tyram: I am
Justin Hale: the acronym. It's it's a bad
Ellis Taylor: I want my real dice for this
Tyram: struggling to think of a cuss word that starts with
Justin Hale: word. It it
Ellis Taylor: battle.
Justin Hale: it is an acronym, but it doesn't stand for anything.
Ellis Taylor: What a
Tyram: K. That's not an
Justin Hale: It is. It is an acronym in in
Tyram: acronym. f***
Justin Hale: story. Yes. That's
Tyram: you.
Justin Hale: amazing. It It is an acronym in world. I I just don't know it personally. Right. Yep.
Christopher Hooper: Justin doesn't know, but Brew does is what you're saying. Okay.
Justin Hale: that Silus may even know, but I
Ellis Taylor: You're right there.
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: I personally don't know.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. But Taylor doesn't.
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Taylor, what does Kevin stand
Justin Hale: Yeah. Johnny on the
Tyram: I was trying to
Justin Hale: spot.
Christopher Hooper: for?
Ellis Taylor: The V is the hard one other than like
Justin Hale: Yeah. Heaven
Christopher Hooper: Very
Ellis Taylor: very which is silly. Volatile. I like
Justin Hale: eats very
Tyram: think. Nachos.
Justin Hale: intoxicated something
Ellis Taylor: that.
Ali Leonard: volatile. The K is
Justin Hale: nachos. Intoxicated
Ali Leonard: for
Justin Hale: nachos.
Ellis Taylor: nuggets.
Ali Leonard: You're telling me the K and Kevin stands for
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: Killing
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Tyram: evil varmints is nauseating. I don't
Luke Neverisky: It can
Tyram: know.
Luke Neverisky: be
Ali Leonard: Kevin? Is
Christopher Hooper: Um, is there anything anyone else would would
Ali Leonard: Narsy?
Christopher Hooper: like to remember or remind the group before we dive head first into
Justin Hale: I'd like to
Ellis Taylor: No, I take no notes during battles.
Ali Leonard: naring.
Tyram: Um well, the reason we're fighting
Luke Neverisky: narc.
Justin Hale: rage. I forgot we were in a
Christopher Hooper: this? Okay,
Ellis Taylor: So, I know Helisan is
Ali Leonard: Um, crawling heads
Tyram: this is back up because uh
Luke Neverisky: I'm
Justin Hale: battle.
Christopher Hooper: good.
Ellis Taylor: down. I think Helisan's back
Ali Leonard: hard. No, I got Hela back
Tyram: Elizabeth healed her. Um,
Ellis Taylor: up.
Ali Leonard: up.
Tyram: we're fighting this dude in the first place because
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: they um are controlling the ravers or at least a faction of the ravers and we want to try to take them out so that there will be no rivals for Helisana to exert her own control over the
Justin Hale: It's so
Luke Neverisky: back. Yeah.
Justin Hale: cute.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. And important thing, once we def quote unquote defeat the
Tyram: ravers.
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Ellis Taylor: ravers, they just kind of like walk off. We're not actually killing them.
Tyram: Yeah, that's a good thing. So you uh more morally
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: So feel free to hit
Tyram: upright characters can strike at them without uh without feeling
Ali Leonard: Right. Yes. Thank
Tyram: guilty. Um I don't think it's relevant for this
Ellis Taylor: them. It's like, "Stop it. Stop
Tyram: battle, but Chalk Rock is the worst f****** person and
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Ali Leonard: you.
Tyram: I hate him.
Luke Neverisky: This your daily
Justin Hale: perfect.
Tyram: Yes, the worst detective that has ever detected
Luke Neverisky: reminder.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. He's just not good in the
Ellis Taylor: it.
Tyram: anything. He's very very bad in
Ellis Taylor: He started like
Ali Leonard: also he also is obsessed with
Ellis Taylor: he started off fine and then the next session it's like what
Ali Leonard: Olivia. He's
Tyram: the Yeah, he might he has
Ellis Taylor: happened? He might try and
Ali Leonard: gonna murder Olivia and keep her
Tyram: like Yeah, he has a lot of like stalker
Ellis Taylor: like preserve me or something. I wouldn't be surprised if he
Ali Leonard: bones. Yeah, keep your
Tyram: like Oh, you know who he reminds me of? Um, you guys watch
Christopher Hooper: field.
Ellis Taylor: kidnaps me in the
Tyram: Ghosts? He reminds me of that one who's like Alberta's podcast
Ali Leonard: bones.
Tyram: person.
Justin Hale: Oh no.
Ellis Taylor: future.
Ali Leonard: Oh, with the tattoo on his
Tyram: Yeah, we should probably check
Justin Hale: He wants to do an old
Ellis Taylor: Yes, 100%.
Ali Leonard: back. Absolut like
Tyram: to see if uh if he has an Olivia
Ali Leonard: I a lock of her hair is I was going to say like
Ellis Taylor: Yes. We need a We need to get his shirt off and check his
Ali Leonard: we need to check Olivia's hair because a lock is
Justin Hale: lady. But Olivia's still alive. That makes it so much more
Ali Leonard: missing.
Justin Hale: gross.
Ellis Taylor: back.
Ali Leonard: Ew. Or maybe she's not and we just didn't know this whole
Tyram: tattoo.
Justin Hale: Damn. He's the kid from the Sixth Sense. Or we're all the kid
Christopher Hooper: What
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Justin Hale: from the Sixth Sense. We're all
Ali Leonard: time. That's the
Tyram: every
Justin Hale: hailing Joel
Christopher Hooper: if
Ali Leonard: twist. We're the only alive
Tyram: one of us. Before we get like actually started here, I'm going to try
Justin Hale: Osmond. No, please don't. That would be
Tyram: to restart my computer because it's asking me to. I just want to make sure it doesn't happen in the middle of a fight.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: nightmare. Ah, Windows.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Get everyone get your update updates in.
Justin Hale: Uh, crying in Mac. Crying in
Ellis Taylor: I have a I have
Ali Leonard: ones. I've never updated
Justin Hale: Mac. That
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You you still need to update
Ellis Taylor: a D and D beyond question. If I'm using What
Justin Hale: updates for me overnight. That is
Christopher Hooper: Mac. All right. Uh Ellis, you have a real real
Ellis Taylor: are we doing? I have
Justin Hale: the best. Hold on. Can you look at Taylor's face right now? Because he's
Christopher Hooper: conversation. It's
Ellis Taylor: a real
Ali Leonard: this.
Justin Hale: gone. It's really
Christopher Hooper: really good.
Ellis Taylor: question. I have no idea what happened. I was too focused on my
Justin Hale: good. It's so
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. What's your question?
Ellis Taylor: question. So, in D and D Beyond, if I'm using my channel of
Ali Leonard: But she still has. That's very
Ellis Taylor: divinity and I get my plus three to attack rules, does it automatically do it or do I just have to remember?
Ali Leonard: important.
Justin Hale: good.
Christopher Hooper: Wait for
Ellis Taylor: Do you know my
Justin Hale: or
Ellis Taylor: channel divinity? I I view my my sacred weapon. I get like
Christopher Hooper: what?
Ellis Taylor: the plus three when I use it. Where is it? I
Christopher Hooper: Um, I'm guessing you might need to remember it
Ellis Taylor: got to find all that stuff. I'm looking. I'm trying to go between
Christopher Hooper: yourself.
Ellis Taylor: DND. I think I might need to too. Where is it? Features and traits. I have like
Ali Leonard: Oops.
Justin Hale: something.
Ellis Taylor: my cheat sheet and then I have to go back over here and read all the real stuff.
Ali Leonard: There's a spot for channel
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I have my uses, but I just wanted to see
Ali Leonard: divinity like to
Ellis Taylor: if it automatically added it. Oh, I didn't mark
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: a use. I need to make sure I marked a use because I
Justin Hale: How are
Ellis Taylor: can then it's a I get plus three to my attack
Ali Leonard: No. Hi little
Justin Hale: you?
Ellis Taylor: rolls. It's all radiant damage. I don't know if that helps. normal or
Ali Leonard: baby.
Christopher Hooper: Taylor, when you uh
Ellis Taylor: radiant and I'm
Christopher Hooper: left, your image was just frozen with the like
Justin Hale: It's in the
Christopher Hooper: what the f*** face um that we have now
Luke Neverisky: You're
Christopher Hooper: posted in the Discord. It's quite
Justin Hale: score.
Christopher Hooper: humorous.
Ali Leonard: Hi, quite
Luke Neverisky: welcome.
Ali Leonard: humorous.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.
Ellis Taylor: shining.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, let let me just make sure everybody's in the thing. Everybody's in the thing. Okay.
Ali Leonard: Everybody's in the
Justin Hale: Mhm. Oh yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: thing. If there's something we know to do, it's getting in the
Justin Hale: If there's a thing, we're in it, dude. A
Christopher Hooper: cool. You all know. All
Ellis Taylor: the thing with the
Justin Hale: thing. You better believe we're in it.
Christopher Hooper: right. And uh Luke, I
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: can um I can adjust health for
Ellis Taylor: stuff.
Ali Leonard: thing.
Luke Neverisky: Oh. That's awesome. Okay, cool. I was going to use a notepad
Christopher Hooper: you if you
Luke Neverisky: otherwise.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um cool. So Luke, you're
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: up. Um I believe uh Ma had a condition where he was slightly brainwashed.
Ellis Taylor: eight. Oh
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: um reducing his uh reducing his um dexterity
Ellis Taylor: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: and uh
Luke Neverisky: Got it. Is it just like a flat minus one or something? Or is it
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: yes it is uh sorry um it is uh speed reduced by 10. Yes,
Luke Neverisky: a speaker?
Christopher Hooper: that's it for now.
Ali Leonard: Hi
Justin Hale: Everybody
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, and disadvantage on dexterity saving throws
Luke Neverisky: Okay, got it. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: and
Luke Neverisky: cool. All right. Um, cool.
Ali Leonard: baby.
Luke Neverisky: Do we remember what I'm sorry if we went over this. Um, the yellow auras on Raven A
Justin Hale: is
Luke Neverisky: and B. those
Christopher Hooper: checks those were effects done by you. I think um maybe fairy fire
Justin Hale: I did furry fire. I've dropped concentration on
Christopher Hooper: or something like that.
Justin Hale: it though. I did something else
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Justin Hale: and I don't remember what that
Christopher Hooper: okay. They may be gone
Luke Neverisky: step. It can
Christopher Hooper: now. Unless you unless Luke, you remember
Luke Neverisky: be. I don't think so because I'm contemplating
Justin Hale: is.
Christopher Hooper: uh applying an
Luke Neverisky: a mirror So image. I would sustain effects.
Christopher Hooper: effect. All right,
Justin Hale: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It may be something else. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It may be something
Christopher Hooper: cool. All right, there's a gun.
Justin Hale: else. It's probably nothing
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Justin Hale: else. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: So, um, you have the Eldrich Cannon.
Justin Hale: Kevin's up there. Uh, was it color spray? Didn't that blind
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: them?
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh,
Justin Hale: Uh, it's gone on my next turn anyway. So, it's it's probably
Christopher Hooper: yes. Okay, cool. Um, all right. And so, uh, Omo, you're up. What are you
Luke Neverisky: Okay. All right. Um, let's see. All right. I want to punch some things.
Justin Hale: gone.
Christopher Hooper: doing?
Luke Neverisky: Uh, and uh
Justin Hale: Yes. Strong start.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that makes a lot of sense to
Luke Neverisky: Oh, I have so many focus points. Okay, cool. Um, I'm going to try to hit the baddy uh with my uh
Christopher Hooper: me.
Luke Neverisky: fists. Um,
Christopher Hooper: You sure about that?
Luke Neverisky: yeah. Uh, let me just see. Is Sunn strike? That's after I connect. If I connect, right? Okay, cool. Never played a monk before, so this
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that's
Luke Neverisky: is interesting. Um, all
Justin Hale: Can't say that anymore.
Luke Neverisky: right. That's true. First attack is a miss with a 15 to
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: hit presumably. Uh, what about a 22,
Christopher Hooper: That misses. That
Luke Neverisky: though? All right. All
Justin Hale: Bring it better or we're in
Christopher Hooper: hits
Luke Neverisky: right. Oh my god. Roll the one. Uh, so he's going to take six damage. Um,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And she when you
Luke Neverisky: then
Christopher Hooper: connect, she spits in your
Luke Neverisky: Rude just
Justin Hale: trouble.
Christopher Hooper: face.
Tyram: Hey, I didn't realize I was muted. Um, he should be rolling with advantage,
Luke Neverisky: Oh, he should be. You're right. Thank
Christopher Hooper: Um, yes. So, that first
Tyram: right?
Luke Neverisky: you.
Christopher Hooper: one hit then. All right. Uh, he still
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: spits in your face. Make a dexterity saving throw. Uh which
Luke Neverisky: Okay. I got a nine.
Christopher Hooper: you have disadvantage
Luke Neverisky: Uh, no.
Christopher Hooper: on. Uh that
Tyram: Yeah. Are you close enough for Olivia's
Luke Neverisky: 10. I'm within 10. Okay. So, 13.
Tyram: horror?
Luke Neverisky: Is it plus three?
Christopher Hooper: fails. That still fails.
Justin Hale: I like a high
Christopher Hooper: Um you're blinded and you take uh six
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. And I'm relying on you for health
Christopher Hooper: acid damage.
Luke Neverisky: decrement. Okay. Um can I also pop a focus
Christopher Hooper: Yep. Sounds good.
Luke Neverisky: point and do um on that attack that connected at least
Tyram: Damn.
Luke Neverisky: um the stunning strike which I'm trying to find
Justin Hale: 15.
Luke Neverisky: is a DC13 con I'm
Justin Hale: Thank you
Tyram: What?
Luke Neverisky: assuming. Yeah. DC3 con.
Tyram: It is a con save.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Luke Neverisky: cities. All
Christopher Hooper: right. Makes
Luke Neverisky: right. Um, let's see. On the successful save the target speed is have
Justin Hale: everyone.
Christopher Hooper: it
Luke Neverisky: until Okay, so they at least have half speed. I'll wait. On a successful save, the target speed is half until next turn and the next attacker made against it has advantage. That's bananas,
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, stunning
Luke Neverisky: dude. I didn't realize I had a a
Tyram: strike is bonkers
Luke Neverisky: can't lose condition.
Justin Hale: What the
Tyram: now. I mean, it's always like stunning is way
Luke Neverisky: Okay, Sonic is great. Yeah, but
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: better than that, but like Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: s***. Okay. Um, yeah, I hate when my monk player uses
Justin Hale: f***?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: sunning strike in my monsters. Um, all right. So, if I have advantage again, are will that cancel out the blind and
Tyram: Um
Luke Neverisky: disadvantage?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. So, you're rolling flat. Just a flat
Luke Neverisky: What? Uh, all right.
Christopher Hooper: roll. That it
Luke Neverisky: 19. Yeah. All right. Uh, nine
Christopher Hooper: hits. All right. Nine
Luke Neverisky: damage. I'm going to pop another one.
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Luke Neverisky: DC con. Uh, DC
Tyram: Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong. Um, doesn't it say you can only
Luke Neverisky: con. Oh, you're right. You're so right. Thank
Tyram: do that once per turn now?
Luke Neverisky: you. That makes
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. I was wondering about
Luke Neverisky: sense. Um, all
Tyram: I guess a little bit of give and take with the
Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah, it's okay. That makes sense.
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: updated uh sending
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. Then in that case, I will use the focus point to flurry of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: blows to do another two on strikes. Let me just see him get him. Let me
Justin Hale: No, I
Christopher Hooper: Get
Luke Neverisky: see. Okay, so I do not have advantage anymore from stunning strike because that was the next attack roll. Okay. Oh, that's a good point.
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Tyram: strike. You are still flanking with me though, so it's still a
Luke Neverisky: Okay, still flat. Uh, that
Tyram: flat
Luke Neverisky: is all right. First one hits
Justin Hale: swear, you
Luke Neverisky: for eight damage. Second
Christopher Hooper: him. All right.
Luke Neverisky: one is going to be a miss. Uh, all
Ellis Taylor: Your name
Luke Neverisky: right. And Elma's going to stay right there because he's a nice flanking position. So that is the end of his
Justin Hale: terrible
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: roll.
Christopher Hooper: right. Um,
Luke Neverisky: turn.
Christopher Hooper: you hear a thrming.
Ellis Taylor: is
Justin Hale: summer.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, it's it it feels almost like an earthquake, but it has a beat to it. And you feel it through the soles of your feet and through waves dissipating
Justin Hale: We
Christopher Hooper: through the air. It almost feels like there's this sound coming from all around you. And you hear this this growl that says, "My rockar, my
Justin Hale: bring
Christopher Hooper: doomfall, why do you turn away from me?" And at that point, um, the crane, uh,
Justin Hale: She's
Christopher Hooper: dissipates into a
Justin Hale: sleeping. What
Christopher Hooper: soundwave
Luke Neverisky: was that crank that said
Christopher Hooper: and
Luke Neverisky: that.
Christopher Hooper: moves.
Luke Neverisky: Oh. Oh,
Justin Hale: happened?
Christopher Hooper: No, moves right
Luke Neverisky: hello
Justin Hale: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on,
Christopher Hooper: here. And all
Luke Neverisky: You didn't
Justin Hale: hold on. Why are you over
Luke Neverisky: ask
Justin Hale: here? Is it is personal space? It's the
Christopher Hooper: right. And now
Justin Hale: personal
Christopher Hooper: Crang will use his actual turn
Justin Hale: space. Well, no. This that is
Christopher Hooper: to move on to
Tyram: It's one
Luke Neverisky: Justin. That's
Tyram: thing to shoot lasers at us, but to invade personal space like
Luke Neverisky: where we cross the
Justin Hale: legal. Did you ask for Did you ask for the
Luke Neverisky: line.
Justin Hale: consent? You
Christopher Hooper: Brew. And uh Crang uh lets out a
Justin Hale: didn't.
Christopher Hooper: rift. Uh does
Justin Hale: Okay. Oh, you hold on a
Christopher Hooper: a 23 hit? Yes, it
Justin Hale: second. You hold on one second. Where is
Christopher Hooper: does.
Tyram: that. Wait a minute.
Justin Hale: my
Christopher Hooper: Actually, not if I not if I use
Tyram: You got that shield that you had that shield tucked away,
Justin Hale: thing? How much is it though? Did you
Christopher Hooper: shield. Uh
Tyram: right?
Luke Neverisky: Actually,
Justin Hale: say
Christopher Hooper: 23.
Justin Hale: 21? Damn. What is he hitting me with? But what's the thing that he's hitting me
Christopher Hooper: a
Justin Hale: with?
Christopher Hooper: 23. Um, rock and roll and electric
Tyram: 23.
Justin Hale: Did you say Did you say magic
Christopher Hooper: music. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: Stop.
Luke Neverisky: It sounded like
Justin Hale: missile? Are you sure you didn't say I heard magic
Christopher Hooper: no. No, it's a lot cooler than
Luke Neverisky: rather not as cool as it That's
Justin Hale: missile? I felt like what you said was actually magic missile, which would mean
Christopher Hooper: that.
Justin Hale: I take no
Ellis Taylor: This is what you
Tyram: Magic missile just is auto countered by
Justin Hale: damage. Okay, fine. Yes, it
Tyram: shield.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: hits. Did I use Yeah, it's just
Christopher Hooper: H. Oh, okay.
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: AC. All
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Okay. All right. How about this? How about this?
Ellis Taylor: do.
Justin Hale: right, it's magic missile.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You take you take 22 poison
Justin Hale: Cool. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: damage. Okay.
Justin Hale: cool. Oh, great.
Christopher Hooper: But you have to make a constitution saving throw.
Luke Neverisky: Good
Justin Hale: Yeah, that's such a good
Ellis Taylor: Sorry.
Tyram: You sound I think you're a little too f****** pleased
Ellis Taylor: Really?
Tyram: with yourself with all this b*******. It's all like, oh, hey, like it's doing a ton of damage and you're making a concept. You're
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's more
Ellis Taylor: No.
Tyram: presenting it as though it's some sort of
Luke Neverisky: deal.
Justin Hale: tradeoff. Uh, never worried about it. It was
Christopher Hooper: it's more fun like that. What is your con
Justin Hale: a 23.
Christopher Hooper: save? Okay, cool. Yeah, you're
Tyram: like artificial
Justin Hale: Oh, my ant save is better now. That's
Christopher Hooper: fine.
Tyram: are good at
Luke Neverisky: So
Justin Hale: interesting. I don't know
Tyram: cones. That's also something artificial are good at.
Christopher Hooper: And anyway, he uh let's add
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: why he's ripping farms back
Christopher Hooper: another uh 24 hits. Yes, it hits. Stop asking me
Luke Neverisky: smart. Yes, Brew's dead.
Christopher Hooper: stupid questions.
Justin Hale: here.
Christopher Hooper: Uh for 16 damage, poison
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: damage. Um, but you need to make a con
Justin Hale: But great nat 20,
Ellis Taylor: Keep talking.
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: baby. What a waste. What a
Christopher Hooper: save. All right, you got
Justin Hale: waste. I hate when I roll nat
Christopher Hooper: it. All
Luke Neverisky: Need
Justin Hale: 20s on just the useless
Christopher Hooper: right. And
Tyram: It probably was good to make the save at least. I'm sure it would
Justin Hale: things for sure.
Christopher Hooper: um And then
Tyram: be something just truly
Justin Hale: Yeah, bro.
Christopher Hooper: they let out another rift, but this time does a 14
Ellis Taylor: Yay!
Justin Hale: What? No, it does
Christopher Hooper: hit. All right. Well, then
Tyram: terrible.
Christopher Hooper: no problem.
Tyram: Man, he did like 52 damage to Helisana last week and they can just do that. They can
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: do this every f****** turn. So
Justin Hale: not.
Christopher Hooper: um I do need you to make a wisdom saving
Justin Hale: Okay, I'm
Christopher Hooper: throw. It
Ellis Taylor: Jeez, it's like he moved away from me on
Justin Hale: gonna preemptively look at this. Let's see. Where is
Christopher Hooper: is it is like
Ellis Taylor: purpose.
Justin Hale: my Can I use um Flash of Genius for safes? Yes,
Tyram: yeah,
Justin Hale: I can. Okay. Uh okay, that's going to
Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: be 16. Do I have to tell you I'm using
Ellis Taylor: is she never built by
Justin Hale: Flash of Genius before?
Tyram: Most of the updated
Ellis Taylor: you.
Tyram: rules say that you can use them after you think you've been told you
Justin Hale: Okay. 16. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: You
Justin Hale: 20.
Christopher Hooper: fail. You
Tyram: fail.
Justin Hale: Okay. Take that. Ripping farts. I don't I don't know. This is why this is why I'm
Christopher Hooper: succeed. All right. No problem. No big
Justin Hale: not a bard.
Christopher Hooper: deal. Um, okay. Ellith, you're up. Later. Later.
Luke Neverisky: Hello.
Justin Hale: Oh, she was so mad. She was so mad that
Christopher Hooper: Ellis. Get out of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: you used wisdom outside of her bubble, she left.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Ellis Taylor: No, apparently double
Luke Neverisky: What the
Justin Hale: How dare How dare you, good
Ellis Taylor: tapping the AirPod hangs up. I was just trying to unmute myself. I didn't
Justin Hale: sir? Oh, yeah. Yep. That's a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: know
Justin Hale: thing. Yeah, they changed the single to mute
Ellis Taylor: that. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: f***?
Justin Hale: now.
Christopher Hooper: Oh. All
Tyram: Be
Justin Hale: It's
Christopher Hooper: right. Uh, Elizabeth, you're up. What are you doing?
Ali Leonard: It's me.
Justin Hale: a
Christopher Hooper: Driving my car.
Ali Leonard: Um, I am curious about where box went. I know he was a corpse. I just don't see it on the
Luke Neverisky: He's right underneath you. Uh, he's right
Ali Leonard: screen. Is he? Is that it?
Justin Hale: me.
Christopher Hooper: All
Ali Leonard: Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Tyram: Okay, I I didn't I think that you guys need to
Luke Neverisky: here.
Ali Leonard: Okay. I thought it was part of the
Tyram: tag in a different token because that is genuinely hard to see.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's right. It was a a zombie
Christopher Hooper: right. All
Ali Leonard: landscape. I was just wondering. I'm not using in this term.
Christopher Hooper: right, let me see if I can find another one.
Ali Leonard: Um I Elizabeth is
Justin Hale: Wait,
Ali Leonard: standing directly in front of Helisana
Ellis Taylor: corpse.
Ali Leonard: like this but with a gun out like
Justin Hale: what?
Ali Leonard: she's like three feet shorter than Helisana but still
Justin Hale: If
Ali Leonard: like no. So that when prong
Justin Hale: you Oops, sorry. If you put that whatever
Ali Leonard: comes
Justin Hale: you just put underneath that corpse, it will totally look like uh Froto falling into the
Ali Leonard: um maybe it
Justin Hale: volcano. Well, there's that scene where he is
Christopher Hooper: It's
Ali Leonard: is
Tyram: Froto never fell into the volcano though.
Justin Hale: falling into it. Do you know what I
Ali Leonard: um else is still determined.
Tyram: Does it mean Gollum falling into the
Justin Hale: meant? No, the one where it shows him like happy like falling back. That
Tyram: volcano? That's
Luke Neverisky: It's
Justin Hale: scene.
Ellis Taylor: Gollum
Christopher Hooper: true.
Ali Leonard: Let's Let's give him
Tyram: Gollum. It It's Gollum. That's
Ellis Taylor: falls. If Golem falls into the volcano and
Justin Hale: What is my brain? Did my brain
Ali Leonard: a couple hours to rewatch Lord of the
Ellis Taylor: dies.
Luke Neverisky: going
Justin Hale: just write that wrong?
Ali Leonard: Rings and then we'll get back to
Tyram: just Froto survives. Gollum's the
Ellis Taylor: Yes. Yeah. Remember Gollum bites off
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. has the
Justin Hale: Oh my god.
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: one who falls into the lava and
Ellis Taylor: Roto's finger, falls into the
Luke Neverisky: really interesting
Justin Hale: What?
Ellis Taylor: fire. Oh, I guess the lava melts, but is happy about
Luke Neverisky: like Justin, are you
Justin Hale: Uh, no. Th So, this is Hold
Ali Leonard: Did you think Froto died this whole
Justin Hale: on. This is what I'm picturing in my head. I'll put in
Ellis Taylor: it. What
Justin Hale: Discord. Where's
Tyram: dies.
Luke Neverisky: okay?
Justin Hale: Discord? I'm I'm thinking that scene. Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, his dream. That's the
Ali Leonard: time? The
Ellis Taylor: is this?
Justin Hale: Yeah. What? Whatever. This scene. the scene where he's like,
Christopher Hooper: dream, right?
Ali Leonard: dream
Tyram: He's not falling
Luke Neverisky: It's over. It's
Tyram: into lava. He's sitting on the side of the the mountain in that
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's post that's when they were waiting on the rock for the
Justin Hale: "Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Oh, no. That's when he's being
Tyram: thing.
Ellis Taylor: eagles. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: done.
Christopher Hooper: carried by the eagles, right?
Tyram: Yeah, when they're about the eagles are about to show up. This is after he and Sam have run out of the lava chamber and they're just chilling on the side of the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And the eagles throw him into the
Tyram: mountain.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: volcano. It's my favorite
Ali Leonard: It's my favorite part of the
Christopher Hooper: part. Froto's big comeuppins for being mean to
Ali Leonard: movie. I love the little splash he makes
Christopher Hooper: Sam. Yeah. All right. What were you
Ali Leonard: because it's
Ellis Taylor: We thought we were talking about this
Christopher Hooper: saying about Box Fox? I got a a little token for
Ali Leonard: like I was just wondering where I was. I'm not doing s*** with
Christopher Hooper: you.
Ali Leonard: box. I'm gonna focus still. Else is determined to kill these speakers. She thinks something good will happen when they're all dead. She'll get like an achievement.
Tyram: No. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: f***
Ali Leonard: So, she's gonna smite um
Ellis Taylor: one.
Ali Leonard: the speaker even though Kong is right in front of my face. What you've used both gender pronouns, both ma she and
Ellis Taylor: Does it
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: he, those two for Kong and I was just wondering how should I address
Christopher Hooper: However you want. They're a
Ali Leonard: them?
Ellis Taylor: matter? They're still being
Ali Leonard: I forgot they were a baby. They don't even know. Oh my gosh. Let's see. So, I'm going to just kind of shoot
Ellis Taylor: formed.
Christopher Hooper: baby. What?
[00:40:00]
Ali Leonard: kind of the speaker in the middle. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Don't Nobody judge me. I know Kong is right in front of me.
Luke Neverisky: It's
Tyram: for I hate that gift that you
Ellis Taylor: Now I got to
Christopher Hooper: It's
Tyram: shared.
Ellis Taylor: look. What the heck happened?
Ali Leonard: 21 to hit and a 23 to
Luke Neverisky: like
Christopher Hooper: cursed. Okay, it hits
Ali Leonard: hit speaker. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: Ally. How much damage does
Ali Leonard: god, I'm
Christopher Hooper: it do?
Ali Leonard: sorry. It does
Ellis Taylor: I
Ali Leonard: some
Ellis Taylor: don't believe it's not I'm
Christopher Hooper: Did I do that? 28. You see
Ali Leonard: 28
Christopher Hooper: it? But it's still
Ali Leonard: damage.
Justin Hale: I'll meet you
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. That was my bone
Justin Hale: at the
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ali Leonard: bonus because of the branding sweet.
Ellis Taylor: done.
Justin Hale: store.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: So now I'm just really really with my gun up just
Luke Neverisky: Okay. That's a
Christopher Hooper: All
Ali Leonard: like guarding it from straight away. And I really like shot the gun right over
Christopher Hooper: right. Oh my
Ali Leonard: Kron. So it's like warning shot but also I killed your I'm trying to kill your
Ellis Taylor: finish. I
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ellis Taylor: need to talk and talk to you when you
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Is that your turn? Okay. Uh, you hear
Ali Leonard: speaker. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: understand.
Luke Neverisky: security.
Justin Hale: OMG.
Christopher Hooper: that pulsing through the air through the ground and you hear, "Have I not kept my
Ellis Taylor: Don't
Christopher Hooper: promises?" And with that
Tyram: I
Ellis Taylor: worry. They're going to tell their
Christopher Hooper: um the uh the panels um shower down an explosion of sound. Um, I need everyone to uh to
Tyram: just
Ellis Taylor: friends.
Luke Neverisky: Thank
Christopher Hooper: make a um constitution saving
Ali Leonard: This is
Ellis Taylor: Everyone near me gets a
Luke Neverisky: you
Justin Hale: No, I don't want
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Ali Leonard: why I'm trying to kill those
Ellis Taylor: plus three. Don't
Luke Neverisky: everyone.
Justin Hale: to.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Thank
Justin Hale: What was it? What's the safe deck?
Christopher Hooper: Nice
Ali Leonard: panels. Come
Ellis Taylor: forget what my bonus
Justin Hale: Con. Oh, con. Easy.
Ali Leonard: on.
Ellis Taylor: is. Oh, not
Justin Hale: Easy.
Christopher Hooper: one. Listen.
Tyram: God.
Ellis Taylor: 20.
Justin Hale: 16. Is it
Tyram: Oh, I have
Luke Neverisky: Uh, both of the both of the characters I'm controlling got a dirty
Christopher Hooper: 20. Oh, nice. Good job,
Luke Neverisky: 20.
Justin Hale: 16? If the 16 fails, you have to tell me
Ali Leonard: 15 or
Justin Hale: legally. You have
Christopher Hooper: everybody. I don't have to tell you
Ali Leonard: 15.
Tyram: sex. I mean,
Christopher Hooper: anything.
Tyram: it it'd be in keeping with the spirit of the game, I would
Christopher Hooper: Maybe
Ali Leonard: Legally,
Tyram: say.
Justin Hale: to. Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: um Okay.
Ali Leonard: Olivia's a cop and she told us. Legally, you have to tell
Justin Hale: Yep. Them's the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Okay. Did anyone
Justin Hale: rules.
Christopher Hooper: not make a 19? A 19 is what you
Tyram: the
Ali Leonard: us. Did not make it.
Tyram: overwhelming majority of the party. Yes, failed to save
Justin Hale: Okay. Okay. I'm gonna flash a genius myself to make
Christopher Hooper: needed. Really? I heard a lot of 20s going
Ali Leonard: Yeah, there were 320s and a lot of other
Tyram: them. Olivia, Helisana, and uh Ma made it and everybody else failed. Although Brew looks like he's going to choose to
Luke Neverisky: must
Justin Hale: it. I'm going to juice
Tyram: not
Luke Neverisky: juice.
Christopher Hooper: on. You're going to choose to not
Ali Leonard: things.
Tyram: fail.
Justin Hale: myself. Oh,
Ali Leonard: It's the power of positivity.
Tyram: I choose that, too. But unlike Justin, I don't have a game mechanic that justifies
Justin Hale: wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't.
Christopher Hooper: fail.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: that. Oh, do you have any
Justin Hale: It's a reaction and I just did it a second ago and I haven't gone
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: think I'll make it
Justin Hale: again. Should have just kept my mouth
Christopher Hooper: Damn
Tyram: reaction?
Ellis Taylor: worse. I'll scrape it off
Tyram: You know, you did the honest thing and that's
Ellis Taylor: again. I'm a race
Justin Hale: shut. Yeah, but I'm still I'm gonna lose
Christopher Hooper: it. What a foolish
Ellis Taylor: car.
Justin Hale: now.
Christopher Hooper: idea. Okay, great. So, anyone who fails uh receives 12 uh psychic
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Hey, can you stop? Can you not
Christopher Hooper: damage and is
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: can you can you quit? Okay, thank
Christopher Hooper: blinded. Yeah.
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. The ravers now
Tyram: commendable. We're blinded from the sound. Oh, but somebody's got blind side. So that actually doesn't
Christopher Hooper: coalesce.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: affect me very
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Um,
Ali Leonard: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: the That's good because they're going to attack you,
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: Silus.
Tyram: much. Okay. So, I have blind sense, so blindness doesn't really uh affect
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: me as long as they're within 10 ft of
Christopher Hooper: right. These ravers are within 10 feet of
Tyram: me. Okay. So normal
Christopher Hooper: you. All right.
Tyram: rolls
Ellis Taylor: No, like a big
Christopher Hooper: Um uh a 25
Ellis Taylor: dog.
Tyram: then of course it f****** does go to
Justin Hale: Father
Christopher Hooper: hits. Okay, here's a real
Justin Hale: Yeah. What's the
Christopher Hooper: question. Um, does a a 15 misses, right? Okay,
Tyram: hell. The 15 does
Christopher Hooper: great. Um,
Ellis Taylor: I can protect
Justin Hale: question? Yeah. What else you
Ellis Taylor: you, Silus, if you if you need it.
Tyram: miss. I
Ellis Taylor: I can use I'm gonna use I'm gonna use protect and shield him and
Justin Hale: got? Uh duration.
Tyram: probably
Ellis Taylor: impose disadvantage on that attack roll that
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: do.
Ellis Taylor: hit.
Christopher Hooper: disadvantage. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. Damn
Christopher Hooper: Okay. It still
Ellis Taylor: it.
Christopher Hooper: hits uh an even higher score. It's
Tyram: with what
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Well, it would have been the other one.
Christopher Hooper: uh it it's
Tyram: though?
Ellis Taylor: I got
Christopher Hooper: 27. Yeah. So, it be
Tyram: Oh, okay. I appreciate
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: the effort. Um, I'm going to use my um uncanny dodge to half the damage from the one that hit me.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Does that apply to all
Tyram: It applies to
Christopher Hooper: damage? Okay. Does
Tyram: damage from one
Ellis Taylor: tried.
Christopher Hooper: it apply to all types of damage is what I'm asking. Okay.
Tyram: hit.
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. What is your in
Tyram: Yes. Um, not great. Um, it's a
Christopher Hooper: score? Okay. Uh they do your your in score is eight.
Tyram: eight.
Christopher Hooper: That's crazy. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Hey, what's that? Feel like a
Christopher Hooper: Um they do um they do four damage but they reduce your uh int by
Ellis Taylor: lot.
Christopher Hooper: four.
Tyram: That's new.
Christopher Hooper: It is new.
Tyram: Okay. Um, well, I'm very very
Ellis Taylor: What?
Tyram: stupid
Christopher Hooper: All right. And the final group is attacking with a natural
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I know. I'm
Christopher Hooper: 20. Um, interesting.
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: You
Luke Neverisky: surprised, too.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, what is
Luke Neverisky: Uh, end score is 10 with a plus
Christopher Hooper: incore? Okay. So, they only do three damage. Um, but they
Ellis Taylor: lost.
Luke Neverisky: zero. No, you
Christopher Hooper: also decrease in by
Luke Neverisky: do.
Christopher Hooper: three. Cool. All right. Um, Silus, you're
Tyram: Um, okay. So, I think in my more idiotic state of mind, I'll probably just lash out at the people next to
Ellis Taylor: What? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: up. Perfect.
Tyram: me. Not you, the people who just hit me. No. No. I don't think I'm so dumb that I can't distinguish friend from foe. Um, okay. I'm going to try to staby stab um
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: the mob that just hit
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Tyram: me. All right. Um, oh, uh, really
Christopher Hooper: Okay. A
Tyram: good. Um, does a 23
Christopher Hooper: uh 23 hits. Yep.
Tyram: hit? All right. Okay. Um, I didn't have Oh, they are next to Olivia, right? So, does that mean
Ellis Taylor: and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think so.
Tyram: I get sneak attack? Yeah, they're next to an ally. I get sneak
Christopher Hooper: Right. Yeah, I think so.
Tyram: attack. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Kevin like this in here.
Tyram: Um, um, I do 19 damage to
Christopher Hooper: 19. Nice. Um I think you're doing it to this big guy or the one that was already
Tyram: them. The one that did damage to me,
Ellis Taylor: sooner
Christopher Hooper: hurt. Okay. I think that was the big guy. Okay.
Tyram: whichever one that was,
Ellis Taylor: or
Christopher Hooper: Um so you slash through and you cut through two of them. Um and you break the the bond the
Ellis Taylor: later.
Christopher Hooper: um you break the control they had. Um and two of them scurry
Ellis Taylor: How many are left around
Christopher Hooper: off. Uh, one group has 10 and the other group has
Ellis Taylor: us? Oh
Tyram: Okay. All right. I'm going to follow up with another
Christopher Hooper: 11.
Tyram: stab. And I have advantage because I vexed them.
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Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, nice. Okay. It hits.
Tyram: So,
Ellis Taylor: jeez.
Christopher Hooper: Yep. Their AC is
Tyram: 21. Good to
Christopher Hooper: 12.
Tyram: know. Um, oh, I only do uh five
Ellis Taylor: You make another room for it.
Christopher Hooper: All right. So, that uh one uh you you're able to break off and uh they uh they scurry off. Um so, you're down to nine ravers in that
Ellis Taylor: No.
Christopher Hooper: group. All right.
Tyram: damage. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Why don't you go get
Christopher Hooper: Um, with that, uh, you hear another voice go through the the earth and it says, "Why do you make the beautiful work we why do you unmake the beautiful work
Ellis Taylor: yourself?
Christopher Hooper: we have seown?"
Tyram: Can I just like like say out into the void here, shut the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we're trying to kill something
Christopher Hooper: And
Tyram: f******?
Ellis Taylor: This great. What do you want? You hear the glow?
Luke Neverisky: here.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and with that, uh, Helisana, I need you, um, to choose to either resist the the voice, to submit to it, or to try to to overpower it.
Luke Neverisky: How do is this the voice of my
Tyram: Exactly. Watch.
Ellis Taylor: Crazy
Luke Neverisky: patre? I want to I want to try to
Ellis Taylor: grand.
Luke Neverisky: overpower it.
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Okay. Uh, make a a wisdom
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Oo.
Luke Neverisky: Uh the dice tell story man. This is a critical
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: check. Um,
Tyram: f******
Ellis Taylor: no.
Christopher Hooper: I need you to use a a full load of
Tyram: hell.
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Luke Neverisky: failure. Can I
Christopher Hooper: Eldridge blast on one of your
Luke Neverisky: do I get to pick or is it a I should just do a rice dice roll.
Christopher Hooper: allies. Um,
Luke Neverisky: I'll do a dice roll.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, whichever you want to
Tyram: Arguably, Grang one here is a fellow disciple of your patron.
Christopher Hooper: do. Well, it
Tyram: You could argue they're one of your
Christopher Hooper: in allies here means uh
Tyram: allies.
Ellis Taylor: no.
Christopher Hooper: an enemy of the of uh of the of the
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. So, I have I'm including
Christopher Hooper: great old one. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: box box here. So, one, two, three, four, five, six. Actually, I won't. One, two, three. I'm trying to
Ali Leonard: You can I can bring
Ellis Taylor: patron. If you need to round it out to six, you can always shoot
Luke Neverisky: bring it to a dice roll. Yeah, that's b*******. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, but that's
Ellis Taylor: a Bob,
Luke Neverisky: right. One, two, three.
Tyram: I'll die. But okay, go ahead.
Ellis Taylor: too.
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. Um, well, don't worry. I rolled another f******
Christopher Hooper: b*******. It's like the worst target.
Ellis Taylor: Who are you
Luke Neverisky: one. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: All right, no
Ali Leonard: back
Ellis Taylor: shooting? Oh
Luke Neverisky: I'm shooting with a blast. This one is going to be a 24 to
Christopher Hooper: problem.
Luke Neverisky: hit. Um, which I know hits uh 1 v10 plus five. All right. 13 uh 13 force
Christopher Hooper: Silus
Ellis Taylor: god.
Luke Neverisky: damage.
Tyram: You pushing me or
Ellis Taylor: Thank
Luke Neverisky: Um uh Toeer, does my page want me to
Tyram: anything?
Luke Neverisky: push? Okay, then
Justin Hale: You sure about
Ellis Taylor: you.
Luke Neverisky: 10 ft
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You sure about
Ali Leonard: You should
Luke Neverisky: back. Um, all right.
Justin Hale: that?
Luke Neverisky: I'm um All right. And I think I get another attack. I'm feeling pretty good
Ali Leonard: go.
Luke Neverisky: still. Is that
Christopher Hooper: that? Yeah, you're feeling pretty
Tyram: At what level? Do you have three
Luke Neverisky: right,
Christopher Hooper: good. Uh,
Tyram: options left?
Luke Neverisky: Rugs?
Christopher Hooper: drugs.
Ali Leonard: Classic. Don't do
Tyram: Oh, f****** drugs.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I really should have talked to Helana about that.
Ali Leonard: drugs,
Tyram: If you push me, if your attack pushed
Ali Leonard: kids. We have an intervention
Tyram: me, does that mean that I'm behind like uh I I should be out of your line of sight, right? So, does that mean you at least I at least have cover
Luke Neverisky: What do you think,
Tyram: now? You knocked me off of Bob,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think that's I think
Tyram: so I should be on the other side of Bob from you
Luke Neverisky: D? Okay, I will
Christopher Hooper: that's a I like that reasoning.
Ali Leonard: scheduled.
Tyram: now.
Luke Neverisky: um I'll go full chaos here and I'll do another roll on target. Level six. Uh that is Oh my I will attack myself. Uh all right. I hit. Do I hit again? No. Is going to take 13 force as well. Uh should I push him
Justin Hale: silence.
Luke Neverisky: back?
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, yeah, sure. Why
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: not?
Tyram: Ready
Luke Neverisky: Uh, all right. I have a bonus action, too. Do I get to use my bonus action? Okay. Like, does Luke get to
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Luke Neverisky: use this bonus action
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Oh. Oh. Um on your turn, you'll
Luke Neverisky: or Okay. At the end of my
Christopher Hooper: have your own
Luke Neverisky: turn,
Christopher Hooper: turn. Uh right now it's going to be uh Brew's turn is next, I
Luke Neverisky: So on my turn, I still have a bonus action. I'm wondering if like uh
Christopher Hooper: believe.
Luke Neverisky: that is influenced all or if I can make my own choice as to what I do with the bonus action.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, let's just say let's uh
Luke Neverisky: Basically, let's call.
Christopher Hooper: let's end that turn there. Yeah. Uh, all right, Brew, you're
Ellis Taylor: I'm in charge of
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: I'm
Christopher Hooper: up. You're
Justin Hale: blind. Um, I'm going to cast color
Christopher Hooper: blind.
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: spray. And Crang needs to make a con
Ellis Taylor: what you know you're talking to this
Justin Hale: saving throw.
Ellis Taylor: morning.
Justin Hale: as the
Christopher Hooper: strength.
Justin Hale: beat a
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Does a 27 make
Justin Hale: 16.
Tyram: Go f***
Justin Hale: What? You cheated. Why are you cheating,
Christopher Hooper: it?
Ali Leonard: He's having too much
Luke Neverisky: Too much fun
Justin Hale: dude? Why you cheating, bro?
Tyram: yourself.
Justin Hale: Well, um, okay. That was a waste.
Christopher Hooper: Listen, I've
Ali Leonard: fun. This is serious. You're not supposed to have
Ellis Taylor: That's
Justin Hale: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: had this. What happens when I have two weeks to to think about
Ali Leonard: fun.
Ellis Taylor: it.
Luke Neverisky: with
Ali Leonard: We gave him too much time. We gave him too much
Justin Hale: Well, I still have a
Christopher Hooper: it? True. I I
Justin Hale: bonus
Christopher Hooper: I glitch all the digital dice in my
Justin Hale: action. Is Silus about to
Christopher Hooper: favor.
Ali Leonard: power.
Tyram: Um, I'm very bloodied.
Justin Hale: die? Okay.
Tyram: I've got 17 HP
Justin Hale: Um Okay. Um so then the canon The cannon is going to do a thing. What's the cannon going to
Tyram: left. It's still attached to my
Justin Hale: do? Uh oh. Yes. Almost
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: moved. The cannon is going to I guess ballista the raver
Tyram: right.
Justin Hale: mob. Find the it. Find the it ballista. blah blah blah. I rolled a hit with that. Where? Where? Think there. Okay. Does 14 hit.
Christopher Hooper: Yes, you're
Ellis Taylor: Hey,
Justin Hale: Okay. Good.
Christopher Hooper: hitting one of the RA mods. Raver mob
Justin Hale: Yes. Yes. Okay. Let's go and
Christopher Hooper: A. Okay. Uh,
Justin Hale: do tool D8. That's going to do eight
Tyram: What was the
Justin Hale: damage. That's going to push him this
Christopher Hooper: yes. All right.
Justin Hale: way. Uh, and
Christopher Hooper: Uh, all right. One of the
Justin Hale: then
Christopher Hooper: one of the people runs out and says, "Ah, I'm
Tyram: question?
Justin Hale: um Heaven is going to go to Silus and love bomb
Christopher Hooper: free." Okay. Does
Justin Hale: him.
Christopher Hooper: Kevin uh ignite
Justin Hale: Um,
Christopher Hooper: like opportunity attacks and
Justin Hale: no, because he has the whatever stealthy stealthy stealth
Christopher Hooper: stuff?
Justin Hale: like double evasion or whatever.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, he's still he's okay.
Tyram: Oh, like the mobile
Justin Hale: Yeah. Uh, no, he has I don't
Tyram: feed.
Justin Hale: remember. I don't remember. Come back to it. I'll let you
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. And you you
Justin Hale: know. Uh, what was it?
Christopher Hooper: love bon silus for how
Justin Hale: Two. Uh 2D 2d6 plus something. 2d4 plus
Luke Neverisky: One
Justin Hale: something. It's a healing potion
Christopher Hooper: much? I don't know. Yeah. Whatever you got.
Justin Hale: number. I don't know where all my
Tyram: Excuse
Justin Hale: stuff is. Um what's a normal potion?
Luke Neverisky: second.
Justin Hale: 2d4. Yes, you
Christopher Hooper: Uh, I don't know.
Tyram: Um,
Justin Hale: do.
Tyram: I can
Justin Hale: potion of healing. 2d4 plus two. That's what it does. Uh, do you want to roll it, Taylor?
Tyram: check. You can. It's
Justin Hale: Okay. Going
Tyram: fine.
Luke Neverisky: What the
Justin Hale: to heal you for Oh, it's going to heal you for 10. That's all I can do with all them
Tyram: noise. A
Ellis Taylor: Nice. It goes. It
Justin Hale: whiffs.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: little
Ellis Taylor: becomes
Luke Neverisky: heck?
Christopher Hooper: Um the the voice now uh now shakes through the earth and says,
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Tyram: bit
Ellis Taylor: Thank
Christopher Hooper: "You try to defy me." And uh Helisana, you're you're lifted up into the air in
Luke Neverisky: Don't like
Christopher Hooper: this purple tendrils holding you up.
Ellis Taylor: you.
Justin Hale: Uh
Christopher Hooper: Um I ask you again, do you choose to
Justin Hale: oh.
Christopher Hooper: resist, submit, or
Luke Neverisky: this. I
Ellis Taylor: driving for
Luke Neverisky: mean, try to power. I feel like when it tells me what to
Christopher Hooper: overpower? All right. Uh, go ahead and make another wisdom
Ellis Taylor: something. He's
Luke Neverisky: do. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: saving
Ellis Taylor: watching
Luke Neverisky: m***********. Doesn't make
Christopher Hooper: throw. What does a what make it?
Luke Neverisky: it. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: No. Nope. Yeah, go ahead and use a uh an action against one of your
Luke Neverisky: s***. All right. Uh, two is going to be Brew.
Justin Hale: You're hitting me.
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Justin Hale: No, don't do
Luke Neverisky: Um 18
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: to death. You
Luke Neverisky: 18.
Justin Hale: What? 18 to hit. Can I react against
Christopher Hooper: say,
Tyram: What are you
Ellis Taylor: That was
Justin Hale: him? Okay. Yeah, I'll use my reaction for shield. So, no, it does
Ellis Taylor: incredible. The
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um that's a miss on the second
Ellis Taylor: grace so important about
Luke Neverisky: blast. Um I'm spending both.
Justin Hale: not. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: "Yeah.
Tyram: doing?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, full full uh full load on
Christopher Hooper: Um, what is that?
Ellis Taylor: death
Luke Neverisky: this. Full full action economy load.
Justin Hale: God.
Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Yep.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um All right. And then another
Justin Hale: I don't Does my shield doesn't count for both, does it? It
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Until your next turn.
Tyram: No, it counts.
Ellis Taylor: ever.
Luke Neverisky: 18. Yeah.
Justin Hale: does. Oh, sweet. Okay, so
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Yeah, shield lasts until uh your next turn
Justin Hale: now awesome. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Shield's
Tyram: basically. Shield is Yeah, one of the best spells in the game for
Justin Hale: Yeah. Then it misses. Thank god cuz you were going
Christopher Hooper: great. How many spell
Justin Hale: to kill me, huh?
Christopher Hooper: slots do you have? How many spell slots do you
Ellis Taylor: Sure.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All
Justin Hale: I got two left for first
Christopher Hooper: have?
Luke Neverisky: right. One last roll here
Tyram: sure.
Ellis Taylor: Sure.
Luke Neverisky: and a 18 plus 20 30
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: 20 still
Justin Hale: level. Wait, what? Oh my gosh.
Christopher Hooper: He's still shooting
Luke Neverisky: blessed. All
Justin Hale: Uh 17 19 20. No, 21. Um I only have one first level small slot. I forgot to mark that
Luke Neverisky: right. Um All
Justin Hale: color spray that didn't
Luke Neverisky: right. That's my action.
Christopher Hooper: it. All right, it's your
Tyram: Another
Ellis Taylor: Hey,
Luke Neverisky: Oh s***.
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Tyram: sit.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you're not really able to move. Uh you're held aloft
Ellis Taylor: You
Christopher Hooper: by um astral no Eldrich
Ellis Taylor: can hear
Justin Hale: hit.
Christopher Hooper: tendrils psionic energy. Um
Justin Hale: So, you're
Christopher Hooper: but uh you know you have some other options,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: saying there's a
Ellis Taylor: me.
Luke Neverisky: Uh did that do I not have an action? basically like was it use spent up uh blasting?
Justin Hale: chance
Christopher Hooper: right? No, you you have an
Tyram: Put me
Christopher Hooper: action. Um, you you do feel like you're being rung out. So, after this uh this combat, it's going to be pretty rough. But right now, you're fine. Drugs are a hell of a
Luke Neverisky: Oh, Drugs are a hell of a thing, guys. Have you tried drugs lately? Make
Christopher Hooper: thing.
Ali Leonard: We love
Luke Neverisky: you feel
Justin Hale: Drugs are a hell of a drug, you
Tyram: All the listeners at home, you know,
Luke Neverisky: great.
Tyram: when you are sure you can't make it through a difficult situation,
Justin Hale: know. Correct. Just remember, just remember,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: drugs. Try drugs for
Tyram: you need to lean on drugs.
Justin Hale: take the drugs. Drink your Coke in your Ford
Ali Leonard: sure.
Ellis Taylor: There we
Justin Hale: F-150.
Ali Leonard: I'm wearing a Coca-Cola shirt just for this. It's very faded because I
Justin Hale: Yeah. I'm not I'm not saying that Ford
Ali Leonard: wear it a lot, but it says Coca-Cola. Can you
Luke Neverisky: Uh,
Justin Hale: endorses drugs, but you can make that
Ellis Taylor: go.
Luke Neverisky: this episode brought to you by cocaine. Cocaine
Justin Hale: leap. And
Ali Leonard: see?
Luke Neverisky: every
Justin Hale: Ford
Ali Leonard: Originally in Coca-Cola. Full
Luke Neverisky: Um, can
Justin Hale: see you drink
Ali Leonard: circle.
Luke Neverisky: I
Justin Hale: Coke.
Christopher Hooper: So
Luke Neverisky: um s***? Okay. Um, can I try can I use an action to try
Ali Leonard: Thanks.
Luke Neverisky: to like shut this thing down or like greet myself or
Christopher Hooper: good.
Luke Neverisky: something?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, sure. Um, let's see. Yeah. So, what do you want to try
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'll try
Christopher Hooper: to do? Do you want to try to break free of the the Eldidge
Luke Neverisky: to
Christopher Hooper: tendrils? Okay. Um uh I would say use a your spell
Luke Neverisky: reframe.
Christopher Hooper: casting modifier. Um roll with that unless uh you have a
Luke Neverisky: Do Oh
Christopher Hooper: spell that like would apply
Luke Neverisky: man, I'm like butt cheeks. Uh 15.
Christopher Hooper: here. 15. Um, you try to resist and it only binds you
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: m***********.
Tyram: Are you using digital dice? I don't
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Those dice need to go to dice jail. You need different ones out
Luke Neverisky: No. I know, right? All
Christopher Hooper: tighter. You should do
Tyram: know.
Luke Neverisky: right. I need I need guys.
Christopher Hooper: digital. My digital dice are doing really
Ellis Taylor: here.
Luke Neverisky: I'm gonna Yeah. switch to digital at this point.
Christopher Hooper: good tonight. So, you might think about
Ellis Taylor: Would you
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: How many different ways can I say go f***
Luke Neverisky: Um. Um. All
Tyram: yourself
Luke Neverisky: right. And then I guess with uh I'm trying to see with my bonus
Tyram: tonight?
Luke Neverisky: action. Um well, my bonus action I'm going to give Brew the
Ellis Taylor: mind?
Luke Neverisky: Juice. Um uh
Christopher Hooper: I
Luke Neverisky: and uh if I'm able
Justin Hale: I got the
Luke Neverisky: um and uh Bruce, save me for your job security purposes. All
Justin Hale: juice. Who said
Luke Neverisky: right. Uh all right. I guess that's my
Tyram: Hey,
Christopher Hooper: just all right great. Um uh you hear you
Luke Neverisky: turn.
Justin Hale: that?
Christopher Hooper: will submit, you will all join the rave. And um the panels let out another I need you all to give me a wisdom saving
Ali Leonard: I'm trying to kill these
Tyram: Is this for the blinded condition that I already
Christopher Hooper: throw. Yes. Plus damage.
Ali Leonard: fans, guys. I'm trying my
Tyram: have? Is there any point? Oh,
Ellis Taylor: 17.
Tyram: f****** what? What type of
Christopher Hooper: Uh, a wisdom wisdom
Tyram: save? Oh, I got to reroll that
Christopher Hooper: save.
Ali Leonard: best.
Tyram: once. That
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Uh, that's
Tyram: fail. 16 doesn't make it, right? All
Ellis Taylor: That's
Ali Leonard: Lightning.
Tyram: right.
Justin Hale: Wisdom 19.
Christopher Hooper: correct. Uh, you need you need to make
Ellis Taylor: 17. Uh
Christopher Hooper: a 19. So 19 was done and
Ellis Taylor: oh. Let me look at something real
Justin Hale: So no blind no
Christopher Hooper: good uh
Ellis Taylor: quick.
Christopher Hooper: until the start of your
Justin Hale: more.
Christopher Hooper: next Were you blind
Justin Hale: Yeah. So that should have worn off because I already
Christopher Hooper: before? What was it? It should have worn off.
Justin Hale: went. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. The the start. Yeah. All
Luke Neverisky: Uh, I got a 17. That
Christopher Hooper: right, cool. Who
Ellis Taylor: He
Justin Hale: Oh, wait, wait, hold on. Because
Christopher Hooper: failed? All right.
Ellis Taylor: want three piston
Luke Neverisky: fails.
Justin Hale: I'm not blind now and I just went I can use my reaction. I'm going to
Ellis Taylor: cups.
Justin Hale: use it on uh Alisana to
Luke Neverisky: Then I got a
Justin Hale: give you plus
Luke Neverisky: 22. Oh, right.
Justin Hale: five.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and has a disadvantage on this. Just a
Ellis Taylor: But does have plus three for me. Don't
Luke Neverisky: I'm going for uh this is
Ellis Taylor: forget.
Luke Neverisky: wisdom. That's good. Wow, you're the 19 to 20. Thanks getting all my good rolls, Zach. All right, he got a 24.
Justin Hale: Who is
Christopher Hooper: reminder. Okay, cool. Um, all right. So, um, so only retired detective Olivia
Justin Hale: that?
Christopher Hooper: Cooper gets two acid damage and is blinded.
Ellis Taylor: The blind gives me disadvantage, right? What does
Christopher Hooper: Uh the uh
Tyram: Goodbye.
Ellis Taylor: it
Christopher Hooper: yes.
Ellis Taylor: do? But I'm I get advantage for being on top of Bob.
Luke Neverisky: and see
Ellis Taylor: So I'm just like neutral now,
Christopher Hooper: Um you fail any ability check that
Ellis Taylor: right?
Christopher Hooper: requires sight and attack roles against you have advantage and you have disadvantage on uh attack
Ellis Taylor: Okay. So my attacks are just neutral
Luke Neverisky: how
Christopher Hooper: roles.
Tyram: any you said anyone
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Tyram: who failed the save gets two acid damage.
Christopher Hooper: Yes. All
Ellis Taylor: then.
Christopher Hooper: right. Uh, and speaking of retired Detective Olivia Cooper, you're
Tyram: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So I have a very important question for you and I
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ellis Taylor: tried googling this while I was waiting for my turn. What are
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: gods considered? Are they considered like celestials or
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: fiends or specifically Helisana's god? I was trying to figure this out while we were talking and the general consensus is there is no consensus. So like
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't I
Ali Leonard: I love
Ellis Taylor: celestials, fiends, elementals.
Christopher Hooper: don't think there's a hard ruling here. Um, so
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So it I mean it's going to make the decision
Christopher Hooper: what are you trying to
Ellis Taylor: of what I'm going to do. My plan was
Christopher Hooper: do?
Ellis Taylor: to use Bob's faceep to face step to Helisana
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: and use protect from good and evil on her. So she can't be um
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Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: protection grants several benefits creatures um bad disadvantage attack rules against the target. Target can't be possessed or gain charmed or frightened conditions. Um, if they're already possessed, it's it's gone and the target has advantage on saving throws against the relevant effect. So, trying to neutralize what the god like help her out with what the god's
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, I actually thought a lot about
Ellis Taylor: doing. Uh-huh.
Christopher Hooper: this because of your aura and I don't think I don't think it appropriately like fits in the bucket of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: charmed. So, what I wanted but I want to still res I think it's like an awesome use of it and appropriate use of it. So what I was thinking about how to use it is basically giving a boost to checks against these like charm like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: effects of and we will double your like bonus. So I think it's plus two and then it be up to
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Well, this was I was going to touch and give this to Helisana. Yeah, I don't see a plus two in
Christopher Hooper: plus4. Yeah. So you have a plus two
Ellis Taylor: here
Christopher Hooper: for your checks of your like aura,
Ellis Taylor: at those plus three.
Christopher Hooper: right? Plus three. Okay. So then uh
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Okay. To hell's
Christopher Hooper: you' be giving like a plus six to
Ellis Taylor: okay. All right. Well, I think that's worth it
Luke Neverisky: Don't
Ellis Taylor: because Helleana is hurting us a lot. So, I'm going to reach down and touch Silus's face and use
Tyram: I think I
Ellis Taylor: um No, I'm not I'm not
Luke Neverisky: hurt.
Christopher Hooper: Helisa. Hello
Ellis Taylor: moving yet. First, I was going to touch Silus and give him I'm
Christopher Hooper: sana.
Ellis Taylor: usually on hands on him as my bonus action and give him
Tyram: am.
Ellis Taylor: 20 hit points back and be
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. So
Ellis Taylor: like, actually, oh, I can only do 10. Oh, I thought he just fell off.
Christopher Hooper: technically you need to move to him to touch
Ellis Taylor: I thought he just fell off Bob next to me.
Christopher Hooper: him. He got
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Sorry. On the map it just looked like he
Christopher Hooper: blasted.
Ellis Taylor: was right next to
Christopher Hooper: He is
Ellis Taylor: me. He's appropriately far
Christopher Hooper: appropriately far enough away that will open
Ellis Taylor: away. Oh well, I'll just shout at him. Get
Christopher Hooper: you up to opportunity
Tyram: Don't do that.
Ellis Taylor: out. Get up there and destroy those
Christopher Hooper: taxi.
Ellis Taylor: things. You're on your own, bud. And then I'll use I'll use the phase step to face step over. I gota touch them. Select. There we go. Next to Helisana. A It's not quite. Can I get like
Christopher Hooper: Um
Ellis Taylor: here?
Christopher Hooper: I believe uh it's 30 ft,
Ellis Taylor: No. The face step I can teleport 60 ft
Christopher Hooper: right? Oh, 60
Tyram: Sorry.
Ellis Taylor: away.
Christopher Hooper: ft. Yeah, you can get right next to him there. Anywhere around
Ali Leonard: Get all in
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Okay. And then I'm going to touch her and
Christopher Hooper: there. So this is going
Ellis Taylor: cast protect from good and
Christopher Hooper: to apply um
Ali Leonard: us.
Ellis Taylor: evil.
Christopher Hooper: appropriately. So protection what it's
Tyram: This is
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: protection from good and evil is that okay um
Tyram: so loud.
Christopher Hooper: so uh it it will apply
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: appropriately which means that it will not apply if Helisana is using her is trying to overpower this if that makes
Luke Neverisky: Okay. So, it only helps the
Tyram: Where are you
Luke Neverisky: resist action, not the overpower action basically. Is that
Tyram: going?
Ellis Taylor: Okay. And
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: sense. That's right. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: any other What about all the other checks? So she she all of a sudden get a plus six against
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: those two.
Christopher Hooper: Um uh yes, she should.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. So that was my action and then I guess
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Ellis Taylor: I'll use
Christopher Hooper: Is that your bonus two to face
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yes.
Tyram: Jesus.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So I'm just going to use my movement and get right up next to Cr get myself between Kramer and everybody
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool.
Ellis Taylor: else. And that's it.
Christopher Hooper: You want to choose a
Ali Leonard: with
Ellis Taylor: right here. Do I have to click off for you to see me?
Ali Leonard: me.
Christopher Hooper: square? All right, we'll put you on that square. All right, cool. Very nice. Very
Luke Neverisky: Menz.
Christopher Hooper: nice. You will all join
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: me. You all join me. All
Tyram: That could be a really
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: cool RP moment if you say something like super encouraging to Helisana there, you know,
Luke Neverisky: as I have
Tyram: A bond of
Ellis Taylor: Are you raised up in the air on these
Luke Neverisky: the power of
Ellis Taylor: things?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you actually see
Luke Neverisky: friendship.
Christopher Hooper: like three mirror images, right, of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Helisana floating in air. It's pretty cool. All right, Helisana.
Tyram: friendship.
Christopher Hooper: Um, would you like to resist, submit, or be or try
Luke Neverisky: performance. Um,
Christopher Hooper: to overpower your
Luke Neverisky: I guess try to resist at this
Justin Hale: over an
Christopher Hooper: patron? All right.
Luke Neverisky: point.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Give me a wisdom saving
Luke Neverisky: Oh, why do you guys let me use realize? Um, that's a 9 + 2 + 6 is a
Ellis Taylor: that is
Luke Neverisky: 17. That
Justin Hale: hour.
Christopher Hooper: throw. That's the plus.
Tyram: You also get Olivia's aura.
Ellis Taylor: including the or it just turns the or to six instead of three is how we're flavoring
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Wow. That still
Ellis Taylor: it.
Luke Neverisky: is I'm putting real dice in the
Christopher Hooper: fails. Yeah. Go back to
Luke Neverisky: jar. That's right. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: digital, my
Luke Neverisky: okay. So, I assume I
Christopher Hooper: friend.
Luke Neverisky: blast. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Uh no. Uh you receive uh let me see uh
Luke Neverisky: okay. Just enough
Christopher Hooper: 31 uh psychic
Tyram: What?
Ellis Taylor: Jesus.
Luke Neverisky: to
Tyram: I'd much rather
Luke Neverisky: zero.
Tyram: you just f****** knock out at this
Luke Neverisky: did
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I might not wake her up for a
Luke Neverisky: or so is it
Ali Leonard: second. I love you, Elisana, but we got
Ellis Taylor: She's like, "I tried to support my girl,
Tyram: point.
Ellis Taylor: but
Luke Neverisky: like that's
Christopher Hooper: Uh, so you fall unconscious. Is that what you're saying?
Ali Leonard: issues. But girl,
Ellis Taylor: cool. Cool.
Luke Neverisky: great.
Christopher Hooper: So you fall unconscious, but her
Ali Leonard: I'll get you in a second,
Christopher Hooper: body is still animated. And you
Tyram: Oh my f******
Christopher Hooper: see you see these bright huge bright
Tyram: god.
Christopher Hooper: rays coming out of her eyes and you see her mirror images floating around her um faster and faster. Uh
Luke Neverisky: This can only be good.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. It's got to
Christopher Hooper: you're up.
Ali Leonard: but
Ellis Taylor: I I regret my plan. I should have
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yep.
Justin Hale: be good.
Tyram: I hate
Ellis Taylor: gone with plan A, which was grab Sylus and Missy stuff and start smashing the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: speakers. That's what I was going to
Tyram: warlocks. Oh
Ellis Taylor: do. Uh
Luke Neverisky: Uh
Christopher Hooper: I would I gotta say y'all need to focus on
Tyram: well.
Luke Neverisky: yes.
Ali Leonard: I'll try my
Luke Neverisky: Um can you give me a health check on Raver's AB and
Christopher Hooper: something.
Ali Leonard: best.
Luke Neverisky: C health like what's the who's the
Christopher Hooper: A health
Luke Neverisky: weakest I guess healthwise?
Christopher Hooper: check. Um there's a nine, there's an 11, and there's another
Luke Neverisky: Wow. All right. Um, yeah, we really need to
Christopher Hooper: nine.
Ellis Taylor: I think you're
Luke Neverisky: focus here. Um,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, you got this.
Luke Neverisky: f***. Uh, all right. Well, in that
Tyram: Careful. Oh my god.
Luke Neverisky: case, has Oh, is he still blind from Attorney or not anymore? From Not anymore.
Christopher Hooper: Now, not
Tyram: I'm wondering
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, cool. Uh, but he's still
Tyram: Let's
Luke Neverisky: done, right? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: anymore. He's still dumb. That's
Luke Neverisky: Um, cool. An elder cannons moves with him. Um,
Christopher Hooper: right. That's right.
Luke Neverisky: okay cool. So, one, two, three, four, five, six * 5 is
Tyram: go.
Luke Neverisky: 30. Okay, I'll beat up on Raver Mob and B
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Luke Neverisky: here. He does. Yeah,
Justin Hale: Stop.
Christopher Hooper: And actually has a movement speed of 45.
Luke Neverisky: I just um I want to give Silus that sweet flank
Christopher Hooper: So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like
Luke Neverisky: position. Um all right. Nope.
Tyram: Merry1.
Luke Neverisky: I said I wasn't going to do it. Did a nice dice time. There we go. Uh 26 hits. And I'm just going to roll the other damage dice for
Christopher Hooper: it. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: funsies. The other hit dice. Uh does it 16 hit? You said that.
Justin Hale: It's an hell.
Christopher Hooper: Uh,
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Uh, cool. Right. That is 28. So, 23
Christopher Hooper: yes.
Tyram: house. I want
Luke Neverisky: damage. Yep. On both
Justin Hale: I'm pretty
Christopher Hooper: 23 damage.
Tyram: it.
Luke Neverisky: like. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Uh, okay. Can you give me them split
Luke Neverisky: sure. Uh, five
Christopher Hooper: up?
Luke Neverisky: plus five, so
Justin Hale: sure
Christopher Hooper: Okay, so that um
Luke Neverisky: 10 points.
Christopher Hooper: sends two ravers
Luke Neverisky: Um the other was 8 + 5 which is
Ellis Taylor: cheese asking you to leave.
Luke Neverisky: 13.
Christopher Hooper: off. All right. And another two uh ravers run
Luke Neverisky: Oh, very good. Um all
Tyram: Hey,
Ellis Taylor: Stand back
Luke Neverisky: right. And um
Christopher Hooper: off.
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Luke Neverisky: use another focus point to do flurry of blows on the same
Ellis Taylor: up.
Luke Neverisky: group. Uh dirty 20 we know hits and a 12 we know
Tyram: It's been a
Luke Neverisky: hits.
Tyram: long
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. First one takes six
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: time.
Luke Neverisky: damage. Uh, and then second hit is
Christopher Hooper: one raber runs
Luke Neverisky: 13
Christopher Hooper: off. All right, two ravers run
Tyram: A lot of
Christopher Hooper: off. Uh yeah,
Luke Neverisky: again. Okay. Uh, that is almost
Christopher Hooper: seven seven ravers.
Luke Neverisky: turn.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. All right. Um
Justin Hale: Can
Christopher Hooper: at this point, uh Gring says,
Tyram: times
Christopher Hooper: "Do you not feel the music?" Um, and I need you all to make a constitution saving throw.
Justin Hale: I
Ellis Taylor: new plus three crew. Don't forget Brew and uh Brew and L's.
Justin Hale: Uh, is that me now? So, it's going to be
Tyram: Yes. Come
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Sorry. Uh, it's a wisdom saving through the
Tyram: on.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, wisdom is real
Justin Hale: 225. Why? Why you got to be like that? Why you got to
Christopher Hooper: constitution. Yeah, sorry about
Ali Leonard: Yeah, even
Justin Hale: be like
Christopher Hooper: that. That's better.
Ali Leonard: better.
Ellis Taylor: nice.
Justin Hale: that? 21.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. 21
Ellis Taylor: 20
Christopher Hooper: Right.
Ali Leonard: twins.
Tyram: 19.
Luke Neverisky: Almost.
Christopher Hooper: 19. Uh, the DC is um is 19.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right. Anyone not make
Tyram: What is the fastest
Luke Neverisky: Oh, I
Christopher Hooper: wisdom 19?
Ellis Taylor: 24
Luke Neverisky: didn't. Oh, I did not. I rolled digital dice and
Christopher Hooper: Ma didn't. Wow. You seem he You
Luke Neverisky: everything.
Christopher Hooper: see the ma's not there anymore. He's just dancing.
Tyram: dinosaur?
Luke Neverisky: It's like
Justin Hale: He's not there anymore. Or he's
Ali Leonard: Well, at least he's
Luke Neverisky: nothing
Justin Hale: dancing. All
Christopher Hooper: He's not there mentally.
Tyram: I'm done. See
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. And,
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: uh, Crang is going to attack
Justin Hale: No, don't do that. That's a
Christopher Hooper: Brew.
Tyram: you.
Luke Neverisky: mentally.
Justin Hale: bad That's a bad cr. I'm not
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: here.
Christopher Hooper: okay. What happened? Why is it not
Tyram: Maybe we should just stop now. When you start its finish, I'm going to go
Christopher Hooper: rolling? What's going
Tyram: play right under the
Christopher Hooper: on?
Tyram: wall.
Luke Neverisky: Dang
Justin Hale: Good. Gosh dang
Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Dying digital
Ellis Taylor: You have
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: bass.
Ellis Taylor: to follow
Christopher Hooper: All right, let's try this again. Oh, okay. All
Ellis Taylor: me.
Christopher Hooper: right. Um, okay. 27
Justin Hale: Yeah, be surprising if it
Christopher Hooper: hits. Yes, it
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: didn't. I'm
Christopher Hooper: does. Uh, for 15 poison damage.
Ellis Taylor: your
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: down.
Christopher Hooper: Um, with that, uh, he'll turn to Olivia for the next
Ellis Taylor: race. I'm not sure. Yep.
Christopher Hooper: hit. Uh, does the 24 hit? Yes, it does. Why are you asking me this? Uh, for 19
Tyram: s***. Nothing
Christopher Hooper: damage and make a constitution saving
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Not
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Ali Leonard: Can
Tyram: happen.
Ellis Taylor: 1009. I'll do that in a second. Uh, Constitution saving
Ali Leonard: box step
Ellis Taylor: through that is 19
Justin Hale: thought it
Tyram: My name
Ellis Taylor: +
Christopher Hooper: Nice. All right. What' you say,
Ali Leonard: in and deflect
Ellis Taylor: 827.
Ali Leonard: attack. Box is going to deflect the attack. Oh no, wait. She's not within five feet. Son of a b****.
Christopher Hooper: Ally? All right.
Ali Leonard: She's the next square over. Never
Tyram: is
Christopher Hooper: And one more on Olivia uh for 26 for 19 damage.
Justin Hale: Obviously.
Christopher Hooper: And make another constitution saving
Ali Leonard: mind. All of my friends are
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Ellis Taylor: 17 + 8 23.
Luke Neverisky: I think
Ali Leonard: dying.
Christopher Hooper: 23 makes it. Nice. Dang, dude. Um, all right. All right, cool. Um, and else you're
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, I think Did I do the
Justin Hale: ADHD.
Ellis Taylor: damage?
Ali Leonard: Well, I'm going to move over to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All
Ali Leonard: Brew
Christopher Hooper: right, pick a
Ali Leonard: and heal that mofo.
Tyram: breakfast.
Ali Leonard: Oh, am I in between squares? I'm sorry. There
Ellis Taylor: Toer doesn't do half
Ali Leonard: we go. And then I cure
Tyram: Where is
Ali Leonard: wins you at a second level.
Ellis Taylor: measures.
Justin Hale: Right.
Christopher Hooper: square.
Justin Hale: Whatever.
Tyram: it?
Ali Leonard: Second
Justin Hale: Get
Ali Leonard: You get
Ellis Taylor: Heck
Justin Hale: them out if we need to. Damn, I have my
Ali Leonard: 29 back. It was a seven. A seven. It was like real
Ellis Taylor: yeah.
Ali Leonard: dice. And then I'm moving as my bonus
Justin Hale: health. 20 what? 25
Ali Leonard: action. I'm moving
Tyram: left.
Justin Hale: 29. Hill
Ali Leonard: 29. I'm moving box over here to be able to
Justin Hale: you brew Brew wakes up and goes
Christopher Hooper: Nice. All
Ali Leonard: react.
Justin Hale: hot
Christopher Hooper: right. That's my heart.
Ali Leonard: Actually, I'm gonna put box
Tyram: That's
Ellis Taylor: I mean, I gotta I gotta get there and hit him, too.
Ali Leonard: there.
Ellis Taylor: But yeah,
Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, then I'll put him Well, I just need him to be within 5T of
Tyram: it.
Ellis Taylor: what's my what's my reach? What's the reach with my battle
Justin Hale: pockets.
Ali Leonard: you. I'll put him
Ellis Taylor: axe? It might just all be semantics. My intention was to be close enough to
Ali Leonard: there so that way if you move
Ellis Taylor: attack
Tyram: How you going to do
Christopher Hooper: All right. You hear now
Ali Leonard: forward. And that's my turn.
Christopher Hooper: emanating from Helisana's unconscious body. Rise, my ravers. Rise.
Ellis Taylor: him
Christopher Hooper: And uh
Ali Leonard: You should have had that intervention
Tyram: that?
Ellis Taylor: girl.
Justin Hale: stand.
Christopher Hooper: the ravers now move
Ali Leonard: earlier.
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Luke Neverisky: opportunity
Justin Hale: Oh my
Christopher Hooper: around Silas.
Luke Neverisky: there.
Christopher Hooper: All right. So, we'll do one at a time. All
Tyram: Do they get opportunity attacks? Um, does
Luke Neverisky: or I'm dancing. It doesn't
Christopher Hooper: right. Not from Ma.
Ellis Taylor: no. Thank
Christopher Hooper: Um, does Eldrich Cannon give opportunity attacks? I don't think
Tyram: um
Ellis Taylor: you.
Justin Hale: god. Kennage on its own. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: so. It doesn't have its own
Justin Hale: no. Yeah, it uses my bonus action.
Christopher Hooper: reaction.
Luke Neverisky: matter.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. Um, okay. They, um, uh, does an 18
Tyram: I'm gonna blow my
Justin Hale: who Oh, my
Tyram: uh my spell rot tattoo shield and Um,
Christopher Hooper: hit? Nice. So, one thing you notice
Tyram: block
Justin Hale: husband
Christopher Hooper: is with this diminished mob, there's only two in this B mob. It looks like they got really lucky hitting you. Um, they seem to be a lot weaker when there's only two of them in. Um, all right. And then the other uh attacks you moves and then uh we'll have
Tyram: it.
Ellis Taylor: anything. Oh
Christopher Hooper: advantage from flanking.
Ellis Taylor: no.
Tyram: AC is
Christopher Hooper: Uh, all right.
Tyram: currently
Christopher Hooper: Um, 6 + 11 is 17. They
Justin Hale: plus
Christopher Hooper: miss. Um and then the final one.
Tyram: 21.
Justin Hale: 11. Very
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Ellis Taylor: You can
Luke Neverisky: Love
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Um All right. They still have advantage. Oh. All
Justin Hale: cool.
Christopher Hooper: right. Okay. Um in 18 plus 9 hits. And
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: so what is your intelligence now? All
Tyram: or
Justin Hale: This
Ellis Taylor: Come on.
Christopher Hooper: right. Wow.
Justin Hale: is
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh they do three damage, but worse uh your intelligence uh is brought down
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Justin Hale: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: by
Ellis Taylor: no. Oh
Luke Neverisky: Wow. Can he does he know
Tyram: Um I'm not sure. Um, there's a certain point where like usually when your ability score drops all the way, you're
Ellis Taylor: no.
Tyram: like basically helpless at that point, but if your con goes all the way to zero, you die.
Luke Neverisky: how
Tyram: Um, I don't remember what happens with intelligence down to
Ellis Taylor: Did you just become one of the
Justin Hale: I'm going to set it.
Tyram: one. It's not
Christopher Hooper: At this
Tyram: good. I don't f******
Christopher Hooper: point, Silus, you you feel the draw to the
Tyram: know.
Ellis Taylor: ravers?
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Christopher Hooper: music to join these mobs. Um, but it is it's your turn. Yep. You're you're still smart
Tyram: Am I smart enough to
Christopher Hooper: enough to to do what you need to do to survive, I
Ellis Taylor: How you doing,
Christopher Hooper: think.
Tyram: fight? Um, I'll try to stab the
Ellis Taylor: buddy?
Christopher Hooper: I'll
Tyram: one that was the weakest.
Christopher Hooper: say, you know, I I I would say like at this level, you do have flight or fight instincts and and you're surrounded and everyone has left you.
Ellis Taylor: GPS. Check out what's on the
Christopher Hooper: So, I I I'm just I'm just floating that out there
Ellis Taylor: platform right now.
Christopher Hooper: because um if you don't get yourself out of here, I don't I
Tyram: I can do both. I want to
Christopher Hooper: don't Okay. Oh, cool. Cool. Cool. All right. Uh
Tyram: stab the one that's going to that's hitting me. I
Ellis Taylor: Get out of
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Okay. Cool.
Tyram: can after this I'm going to bonus action disengage and run away.
Christopher Hooper: All right. Which one are you
Tyram: But first I'm going to stab whichever one was the
Luke Neverisky: got the
Christopher Hooper: hitting? Cool. There's one right next to you that only has two mobs in
Ellis Taylor: now.
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: weakest. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Big money. Big money.
Tyram: Uh 23 I'm guessing
Luke Neverisky: beat.
Justin Hale: I
Tyram: hits. Damn it. Uh six
Christopher Hooper: Yep. All right. That kill
Tyram: damage.
Christopher Hooper: one one. Raver is running
Justin Hale: shot
Christopher Hooper: off. All
Tyram: Okay. Yeah, disengage. Run. I'm going to try to
Justin Hale: me.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: run up the uh the cliff there. I do have um my reliable talent on athletics is going to mean I automatically get at
Justin Hale: What is
Tyram: least a 12 trying to climb it, I
Ellis Taylor: Is he
Christopher Hooper: Uh, let's see.
Tyram: guess.
Ellis Taylor: smart enough to remember what I told him to
Christopher Hooper: Um, what did you tell
Ellis Taylor: do to to attack
Christopher Hooper: him to
Tyram: Certainly not. No, I'm I'm
Ellis Taylor: the the
Justin Hale: that?
Tyram: not smart enough to remember my own f****** name at this
Christopher Hooper: do? Uh, yeah. I think you can get right up to the to the edge there.
Tyram: point. I have uh 30 feet of movement. I'm only like 5t away. Can I make any progress climbing
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think you can make right to the edge
Tyram: up?
Christopher Hooper: there. Nope.
Tyram: Okay. Uh, do I need to roll to see if I
Christopher Hooper: Nope. With that reliable talent, that's good
Tyram: climb? Okay. All right. Um,
Ellis Taylor: Hi. How are you feeling?
Tyram: I'm hoping they are bad at climbing. He said I'm I'm like
Christopher Hooper: enough. Yeah, that's fine.
Tyram: here.
Ellis Taylor: Good. Let's get you some
Tyram: Okay. Okay. Well, that's action move and bonus action. So,
Ellis Taylor: food. We're getting our asses kicked, so we'll see
Justin Hale: Ouch. Ouch.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and what's your health right now,
Tyram: I'm
Ellis Taylor: how much we're playing. longer we're playing. Whoever made this
Christopher Hooper: Silus? 22.
Tyram: done. 22.
Ellis Taylor: battle a little too mean. Oh, sorry. Can you hear me? Sorry, I forgot to mute
Christopher Hooper: Okay. No, I
Ellis Taylor: myself.
Justin Hale: How conveniently
Christopher Hooper: didn't.
Justin Hale: unmuted.
Christopher Hooper: I'm I'm uh I do want to impress on y'all that this is a a huge boss battle for someone in the party. So, high stakes here. Um speaking of which, uh you
Tyram: Feel free to make my like character arc boss battle a
Christopher Hooper: hear
Tyram: cakewalk if you know if that was holding you
Ali Leonard: Are you saying I should heal Elisana so that she's present for her
Tyram: back.
Christopher Hooper: I mean, she'll be there in some form.
Ali Leonard: boss battle?
Luke Neverisky: I'm still
Justin Hale: Dr. Thank you.
Christopher Hooper: Speaking of which, uh you hear now emanating
Luke Neverisky: here.
Christopher Hooper: from uh Helisana's floating body, you will all hear the void, the
Luke Neverisky: Hold
Christopher Hooper: music from the void.
Luke Neverisky: on.
Christopher Hooper: Um, Helisana, uh, go ahead and use your action to attack one of your party. Um, but at this point, uh,
Tyram: Oops. Look at
Justin Hale: Is
Christopher Hooper: you have gone unconscious. Your drugs no
Tyram: that.
Luke Neverisky: Wait. Boom. Okay. Well, I guess that's actually probably good
Christopher Hooper: longer have
Luke Neverisky: for us. Um, yeah. Yeah, unconscious me experiences a hangover maybe. Um, okay. So,
Justin Hale: that okay?
Luke Neverisky: just usual give a elders blast with for normal.
Christopher Hooper: effect. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Uh, three. Uh, retire. What's your AC? All right. I'm doing digital dice as
Ellis Taylor: 20. Maybe I want your not real dice. I
Luke Neverisky: f*** real. Or maybe actually I want to roll actually. Yeah. What am I
Ellis Taylor: want I want your not real
Luke Neverisky: doing? All right. Well, I can't avoid the first one.
Ellis Taylor: dice. No. Well, it ties.
Luke Neverisky: A dirty 20 does not hit,
Christopher Hooper: It
Ellis Taylor: Sorry.
Luke Neverisky: right? Oh, yeah. I will hit. Uh, and I also rolled
Ellis Taylor: No
Luke Neverisky: it. All right. So, I hit both times. Um, all right. Here's the first
Christopher Hooper: does.
Luke Neverisky: one. First one, seven damage. Uh, next one is
Ellis Taylor: fun. Oh, Livia's
Luke Neverisky: six.
Justin Hale: Where the hell was that damage when you were hitting
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Ellis Taylor: down.
Luke Neverisky: Um, and uh does she get pushed
Tyram: Oh my
Ellis Taylor: She's a limp body on the back of Bob
Christopher Hooper: god. Um.
Ali Leonard: How
Justin Hale: me?
Christopher Hooper: Um.
Ali Leonard: of what? Uh, react
Tyram: god.
Christopher Hooper: React. Box. Fox, do the
Luke Neverisky: back?
Christopher Hooper: thing. That's why you're
Ali Leonard: react. God, I am so bad at box. He's supposed to react to
Ellis Taylor: now.
Christopher Hooper: there. Boxbox reacts the flesh.
Ali Leonard: her and deflect the attack and give
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Put
Ali Leonard: it give it a
Ellis Taylor: those
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: Daddy doesn't
Luke Neverisky: Um, so just one hits I guess then. Uh, well
Tyram: keep moving.
Luke Neverisky: actually let me see. Yeah, just one.
Ali Leonard: disadvantage.
Luke Neverisky: Um, where are my damage rolls? I'm trying to see
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: here. I had a six and a seven. As far as damage
Ellis Taylor: back. I'll take the
Luke Neverisky: goes,
Ali Leonard: If I get to choose
Ellis Taylor: six. Which
Luke Neverisky: seven was first, but six was second. if that helps make it
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Ellis Taylor: one? I don't know. We'll just roll
Luke Neverisky: more.
Christopher Hooper: I'm guessing you deflect the first one
Ellis Taylor: 50/50. Yeah, probably.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, probably the first one. Yeah. So, that's
Christopher Hooper: probably which is also the seven I
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: really
Ali Leonard: probably.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: fine. All right. So, six and do
Justin Hale: good.
Luke Neverisky: I propel
Christopher Hooper: think. Yeah, go
Luke Neverisky: repel? Delicious.
Justin Hale: You drink some
Christopher Hooper: ahead. Knock her up horse.
Luke Neverisky: Is it 10 or 15? Actually, I'm looking. It's
Justin Hale: prop.
Tyram: Oops. Charlie, what's
Ellis Taylor: What's going on? Taylor's
Christopher Hooper: Um, all
Tyram: your
Ellis Taylor: in. Is the background noise coming from Taylor?
Luke Neverisky: 10.
Christopher Hooper: right. All
Tyram: What? Oh,
Ellis Taylor: Is it the
Christopher Hooper: right. A little
Tyram: were you hearing like the like the the
Ellis Taylor: TV? All
Tyram: entertainer? Yeah, my nephew's I'm I'm I'm keeping
Ellis Taylor: right. A Are you
Tyram: my door open so that I can hear my nephew if he needs
Christopher Hooper: bit
Tyram: anything. Yeah. Well, not very well, but I am like in the house with him making sure he's okay, I guess.
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Ellis Taylor: babysitting?
Justin Hale: All
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay, Brew, you're
Justin Hale: right. Um I am going to I guess stand back up and give Crang
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ali Leonard: Kia, you
Justin Hale: the evilst eye I can and go
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Justin Hale: you. Uh and then I'm going to shoot scorching ray at him
Ellis Taylor: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: I will I will
Justin Hale: her
Christopher Hooper: say meta meta combo wise if
Ellis Taylor: I know.
Justin Hale: what?
Christopher Hooper: if y'all don't focus on like one goal y'all are going
Ellis Taylor: I know. I I thoroughly regret my decision to come over and
Justin Hale: That is that what isn't that what we've been doing is fighting
Christopher Hooper: to die. No, you have been fighting Crang. Ellswith has been fighting the
Justin Hale: crank. No. Uh, hold
Christopher Hooper: panels. Um, Silus and Ma have been fighting the mobs and
Justin Hale: on. Let's Let's get one thing straight. Crane
Christopher Hooper: Helisana has been fighting her
Ellis Taylor: help
Justin Hale: came over to me. I haven't moved.
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: There.
Justin Hale: Okay. Oh, that's your
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: I can only see 10 feet away from me. I can't fight anything but the
Justin Hale: fault. All
Christopher Hooper: And now Silus is honestly fighting in
Tyram: mobs.
Ellis Taylor: honestly silus
Christopher Hooper: existential
Ellis Taylor: getting knocked off Bob screwed my whole plans because I was going to misty step us both up
Christopher Hooper: questions.
Ellis Taylor: there and start going after the orars but then he got knocked off started getting possessed I'm just like
Luke Neverisky: Perfect.
Justin Hale: right. Time
Ali Leonard: And everybody dying has really thrown me
Ellis Taylor: god
Justin Hale: out. Time out. What are we doing
Ali Leonard: off. So if we could focus up
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Like y'all can This is a tactical
Justin Hale: then? All right. So, so calling a
Christopher Hooper: battle. We got a tactical map. Many people keep
Justin Hale: timeout. Calling a timeout. What are we
Christopher Hooper: getting
Justin Hale: doing? I have just been on the defensive with
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Justin Hale: Crang because if I move, they're going to attack me anyways. I've tried to blind them multiple times. It ain't working because they have resistances of like plus 100. So, that ain't
Christopher Hooper: unconscious.
Justin Hale: working.
Tyram: Yeah, getting trying to roll saving throws seems like a losing battle. Um, I can't do anything but fight stuff that's within 10 feet of
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Tyram: me right now. So, I'm I'm basically out of the strategy
Justin Hale: Yeah. So, what do we
Tyram: here. I am still blind,
Ellis Taylor: Did you get to the top?
Justin Hale: want to
[01:40:00]
Ali Leonard: I'm to keep everyone
Luke Neverisky: I'm gonna try my best to roll like
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: alive is what I'm gonna
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Question. I have a to
Justin Hale: do?
Ali Leonard: do. So, it's
Ellis Taylor: to I have a question. If I move away because
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: I used um protect against good and evil on like touched her. If I move away, does she still get to keep that bonus? cuz it's a concentration spell. It's not like my
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Christopher Hooper: I think as long as
Ali Leonard: really
Christopher Hooper: you're I I think that one gets applied the the plus
Ellis Taylor: zone. Well, okay. So, hold on. Let's rewind because the what I did is I wanted I used the spell protect from good and evil on her, but we flavored that
Christopher Hooper: three.
Ellis Taylor: to like a plus six for my like aura protection. But it's a concentration spell. So if I moved
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Right. So like
Ellis Taylor: away, could she keep
Justin Hale: All the
Christopher Hooper: ampl she'll keep plus three of
Ellis Taylor: that? I plus three of it. Okay. Okay, that makes sense. So it's you were compounding the
Justin Hale: songs
Ellis Taylor: two effects.
Justin Hale: So, circling
Christopher Hooper: it. Right. Right.
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I think we should go I wanted to go
Justin Hale: back, what do we want to
Ellis Taylor: for the speakers.
Justin Hale: do? Okay. Where are the
Ellis Taylor: They're the two gold orbs next to Silus.
Justin Hale: speakers? Two gold
Ali Leonard: up on the
Justin Hale: orbs next to Oh, am I not Oh, okay. I'm not zoomed out far enough to even see that this whole time. I just saw Silus was gone
Christopher Hooper: Oh, you didn't zoom
Justin Hale: and I was like, "Oh, okay." Um,
Christopher Hooper: out. All right,
Ali Leonard: hill. He did
Justin Hale: feet. I mean, I'm That's the other reason that I didn't move because I didn't want to get in the battle and I can't move very fast and then the battle came to
Ellis Taylor: Do you know how Misty slept?
Justin Hale: me. I do, but it's only 30 feet, right?
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. So, uh I can miss the step out
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: of here. Let's see. That'll get me to that square.
Ellis Taylor: Oh. Oops. I didn't like that. I want to
Christopher Hooper: Do you uh do you have
Justin Hale: Pink
Christopher Hooper: a a ranged attack? Yeah, you have ranged attacks.
Ellis Taylor: measure. Yeah, you can just hit
Justin Hale: me.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. So, you don't
Ellis Taylor: it. Please get away from Kramer.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: necessarily even need to move either,
Ellis Taylor: Hopefully
Justin Hale: well, I want to get away from Crane if uh if I'm not messing with
Christopher Hooper: but
Justin Hale: them. That's 40
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Justin Hale: feet. Um, okay. Wait, who's up there? Silus. Okay. All right. So, hold on. Give me one sec to reconfigure what I'm going to do
Ellis Taylor: Kramer
Justin Hale: here. Is there any fire around the uh speakers per
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. Is there any
Justin Hale: chance?
Christopher Hooper: fire?
Ali Leonard: Just
Justin Hale: Yeah. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: No.
Ali Leonard: a lot of bullet
Ellis Taylor: A can's
Ali Leonard: holes.
Tyram: and a halfling that I'm assuming is just like drooling all
Justin Hale: Um, how how does saving throws work against
Tyram: over himself at this
Justin Hale: the speakers? So, if
Christopher Hooper: Um, it depends on the saving throw, I would
Tyram: point.
Justin Hale: I'm going to do a con save against the
Ellis Taylor: missing.
Christopher Hooper: say. What's What's the
Justin Hale: speakers, either shatter or thunderwave, but both of them require the the things inside of it
Christopher Hooper: spell?
Justin Hale: to make a con
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. I I
Justin Hale: save.
Christopher Hooper: think I think Brew would guess that shatter would be really effective
Tyram: There you go.
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: against these things.
Justin Hale: Um, so I'm gonna cast. Can I hit both of them? Yes, probably. Square. Square. Is that a square? Yeah. Sphere. We Why? Why does it not center? That's really annoying.
Christopher Hooper: Why does it not
Luke Neverisky: Doesn't shatter automatically succeed against
Justin Hale: So, like
Christopher Hooper: center?
Justin Hale: that. I'm going to cast shatter. Uh, does it just work or do you need to make the con save of
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, let me check real
Luke Neverisky: constructs?
Christopher Hooper: quick.
Justin Hale: 15?
Christopher Hooper: Uh, um, do you roll damage if it if it
Justin Hale: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: succeeds? Okay, just go ahead and roll damage.
Justin Hale: Okay. D8. One, two, three, four. Uh 19 damage
Christopher Hooper: Four
Justin Hale: to
Christopher Hooper: damage. All right.
Justin Hale: both
Christopher Hooper: Uh, Flit, tell me how you're like casting the shatter on
Justin Hale: I'm pointing my uh my crossbow with all the thingies in it and firing in the
Christopher Hooper: it. Uh-huh.
Justin Hale: like equidistant between the two. And then and
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. And then it just what?
Justin Hale: then yeah, like
Christopher Hooper: Like
Justin Hale: not lightning, but almost like uh like broken glass out of nowhere. Like just the air turns into like broken glass and goes through the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You You see your crossbow
Justin Hale: speakers.
Christopher Hooper: bolt go and it there's a beat and then it goes breaking and shattering. Uh the middle panel is gone. The second panel is almost
Justin Hale: mostetflix. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: destroyed. That was super
Justin Hale: Uh, hold on. One
Christopher Hooper: effective.
Justin Hale: second. One
Tyram: Oh my
Justin Hale: second. 120. Damn. Okay. Uh, Eldridge Cannon bonus action. Eldridge cannon force ballista on the remaining
Christopher Hooper: you
Justin Hale: one. Oh s***,
Christopher Hooper: used your bonus action to missy
Tyram: goodness.
Justin Hale: I forgot I did that.
Christopher Hooper: step and so I was wondering why
Justin Hale: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Well,
Christopher Hooper: you wanted to move.
Justin Hale: okay. I guess I already did it, so never
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: mind.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um Okay. Uh and then you see uh the ravers, they rush through and they say, "You will not stop
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: me." You hear from Helisana's many images.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: decides hold.
Christopher Hooper: Um, um, does a uh 20
Justin Hale: I'm going to react with shields. So,
Christopher Hooper: hit? Okay. and a uh a much higher
Justin Hale: no,
Christopher Hooper: um a uh 28
Justin Hale: Mia.
Christopher Hooper: hits. All right. What's your intelligence? Uh all right. Um okay. So you receive uh three damage but um your intelligence is reduced by
Justin Hale: 18.
Christopher Hooper: three. And the
Justin Hale: Okay. Oops.
Christopher Hooper: final one, a uh 26 hits and you receive four damage and your
Justin Hale: Okay. All
Christopher Hooper: int is reduced by
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: four. All right, Helisana, you um you are in
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Is
Christopher Hooper: an interesting space. Um you're you're you're in this like between void right
Luke Neverisky: it
Christopher Hooper: now. um you kind of can like make out what's happening around you, but
Justin Hale: people.
Christopher Hooper: um you're you're kind of like walking on air and in front of you you see yourself before um from before and
Justin Hale: Father's first
Christopher Hooper: uh I'm curious what do you do in this uh in this
Luke Neverisky: from before like
Christopher Hooper: space?
Luke Neverisky: prepacked. Okay. Um, what is the figure
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Luke Neverisky: doing? Like is it just like tposing basically or is it doing something?
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't know what what do you think you would have done from who you were before if you were just
Tyram: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: like trapped in a in a like a
Luke Neverisky: Um, let's
Christopher Hooper: prison? And
Luke Neverisky: see. Oh, okay. Got
Christopher Hooper: you had been trapped for years at this
[01:50:00]
Luke Neverisky: it. Um, probably I would think probably probably like seated cross-legged on the floor. Um,
Christopher Hooper: point.
Luke Neverisky: and uh maybe
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: like maybe like drawing with my hand or something like on the ground or something. I try to draw like whatever shapes and squiggles and things like that. Um, the stock you've ever
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And you and you see her scrying and drawing and she see
Luke Neverisky: written.
Christopher Hooper: she seems to be able to like pull things and just occupy herself. um drawing. Uh she seems to be able to pull an easel out of nowhere and draw and uh it seems and so what do you do as as Helisona as you see this
Luke Neverisky: Um, I think probably wa walk over. I'm guessing I can walk and like um uh
Christopher Hooper: person? Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: I guess try to like reach out in touch if I
Christopher Hooper: And you do and she acknowledges you, looks at you, a gasast. Uh, and go ahead and
Luke Neverisky: can. Okay. Is that just a
Christopher Hooper: get give me a death saving
Luke Neverisky: D20 with any modifier or just a flat
Christopher Hooper: throw. Uh, I
Luke Neverisky: D20? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: believe just a
Luke Neverisky: So that's a success I'm
Christopher Hooper: d20. I don't know. What'd you
Tyram: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: guessing. Uh that's
Christopher Hooper: roll? Uh that's two
Luke Neverisky: funny.
Christopher Hooper: successes if you roll a
Luke Neverisky: Yep. Better. Uh that is
Christopher Hooper: 20. Um and then outside uh you hear from Helisana, you will all heed the
Luke Neverisky: done.
Christopher Hooper: music and uh Helana, go ahead and make an attack on one
Luke Neverisky: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: of your party members.
Luke Neverisky: one, two, three, four. All right, it's Olivia Cooper again. The nice spoken uh, you have like a high AC, so I should totally be
Christopher Hooper: Olivia Cooper must
Ellis Taylor: No, I have a 20. You hit it twice last time.
Luke Neverisky: fine.
Christopher Hooper: die. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yep. All right, first hit number one digital. Wait, no, I shouldn't. f***.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Too late. It's
Tyram: That's 17. So, you're
Ellis Taylor: No.
Luke Neverisky: All right. Sorry. Next one is a real dice. I got my
Christopher Hooper: high.
Tyram: good.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Get that dice out of dice
Luke Neverisky: dice confused. Oh s***. Ignore that damage roll. That was the wrong weapon. Um, all right. Here's the first beam. 13
Ellis Taylor: jail. Wait, what? I thought you missed.
Christopher Hooper: down.
Tyram: Yeah, you
Luke Neverisky: damage.
Christopher Hooper: No, that 17 is a raw without the
Tyram: did. What the Why is it What is the point of the f****** digital thing if it's not adding the
Luke Neverisky: I was I actually clicked the normal D20 because
Christopher Hooper: modifier. He did
Tyram: modifier?
Luke Neverisky: I'm doing it for Ma and so just wires were
Ellis Taylor: Well, Olivia's down if it it's been 13
Luke Neverisky: cross
Christopher Hooper: that. I believe
Ellis Taylor: damage. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Boxbox has already done their thing,
Tyram: Oh my
Luke Neverisky: um
Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. All right. Second
Ellis Taylor: And I can't protect myself, I guess. So I don't think so
Christopher Hooper: beam. I don't think so.
Tyram: god. No.
Luke Neverisky: Um um All right. Do I I attack Olivia again? Even though she's
Christopher Hooper: Uh, up to
Ellis Taylor: either
Luke Neverisky: down. I will uh I'll roll again. All right. Uh is gonna get blasted or maybe. All right. Real decks. It's gonna be s***, right? It
Christopher Hooper: you.
Luke Neverisky: is s***. Look at that. Uh I rolled an 11 to hit. AC is higher than 11. 17. So we are good. No, I missed.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, 17
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. All right.
Christopher Hooper: hits. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: Those are both attacks.
Christopher Hooper: okay. All right. Um, okay. Retired Detective Olivia Cooper, uh, give me your death saving throw.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. I fail. They're not going to do
Christopher Hooper: Oh, no. All right, one
Ellis Taylor: Not going to do digital dice
Christopher Hooper: fail. All right, let's see. Um, okay, Ma is um is stuck dancing. Uh, Crang
Ellis Taylor: anymore.
Christopher Hooper: will attack. Uh, Elmith a 27
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Tyram: I don't
Christopher Hooper: hits uh for 15
Ali Leonard: for sure.
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: and make a D uh DC17 constitution saving throw. Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Great. 18. So
Ellis Taylor: Does my worm for devote help even when I'm down? Yeah. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Nice. All right, another hit.
Tyram: No. When you're
Christopher Hooper: 25 for 17
Ali Leonard: spooky.
Tyram: unconscious, it's
Christopher Hooper: damage. All right. And then uh they are going to look at you and
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: off.
Christopher Hooper: say, "Oh, uh first make a constitution saving
Tyram: Where is
Christopher Hooper: the damn
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: it. Nice." Um all right. And finally they are going to look at you and say it is time for you to dance and make another uh constitution saving
Ali Leonard: 20. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: throw. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: god. So many
Tyram: it?
Ali Leonard: gross. Where'd it go? All the way over
Justin Hale: All of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh my
Ali Leonard: there.
Christopher Hooper: god. All right. No big
Ali Leonard: 21 17 18 and then a
Luke Neverisky: No
Christopher Hooper: deal. No big deal. All right. Else
Luke Neverisky: biggie.
Christopher Hooper: Cooper, time for you to take it
Ali Leonard: 19. And then she just says middle fingers just
Christopher Hooper: home. Oh my god, that was
Ali Leonard: like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: huge. Huge. Okay,
Ali Leonard: you. My god.
Ellis Taylor: Oh my
Justin Hale: us.
Ali Leonard: Um, okay. Okay. So, what we're going to do, so is
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'm in death
Ali Leonard: Helena doing saving
Luke Neverisky: saves. Uh, I have succeeded
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Ali Leonard: throws.
Luke Neverisky: twice.
Justin Hale: Starbucks
Christopher Hooper: And uh Olivia has failed once.
Ali Leonard: Okay, now that I know that.
Christopher Hooper: And you have one panel
Ali Leonard: Yeah, great.
Justin Hale: coffee.
Christopher Hooper: left.
Ali Leonard: I'm going to heal Olivia. I'm
Ellis Taylor: god.
Ali Leonard: also gonna at the end of this fight kill myself and then make a healer.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Don't you
Ali Leonard: So, watch out for that.
Christopher Hooper: all have like three healers or
Ali Leonard: Do we?
Ellis Taylor: All I can do is lay on hands
Luke Neverisky: We did red with
Ellis Taylor: because I keep
Luke Neverisky: Jerry.
Christopher Hooper: something?
Ali Leonard: Because one of them has only one of them is the
Tyram: Well, one of them's dancing.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: only healer in the party and I'm happy to heal. I just have
Tyram: Um, one of them is killing us right f******
Luke Neverisky: We had a healer and now he's a rocket
Ali Leonard: one spell that's for
Tyram: now.
Ali Leonard: healing so I don't mind it. I just can
Christopher Hooper: Maybe
Ali Leonard: I triple class into also a
Luke Neverisky: ship.
Christopher Hooper: maybe the alchemist is uh the alchemist uh is already released.
Luke Neverisky: They were all healers. Checkmate,
Ali Leonard: healer. Goodness
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. What if
Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. This should be no
Ali Leonard: gracious. 15 seconds. You're healed for
Ellis Taylor: we Thank
Ali Leonard: 18. I'm out of second level
Christopher Hooper: problem. I
Ali Leonard: spell. Everybody's going to have to get their dinky first levels.
Luke Neverisky: Toeer.
Justin Hale: Hey. Hey, you said that out
Christopher Hooper: should have killed you and had the
Ali Leonard: And then box box
Christopher Hooper: chance. Oh s***, sorry. I thought my mic was
Ali Leonard: is gonna hit
Tyram: I mean, there's a very good chance that you could easily
Christopher Hooper: off.
Ali Leonard: cray. And it's fine. I've
Tyram: do that to both of them next time f****** Crank
Justin Hale: loud.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: actually already accepted it. If you really want to focus fire on
Ellis Taylor: God. Olivia already saved George, so if she dies,
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Ellis Taylor: it's fine. Her
Justin Hale: Her arc's
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah, Olivia's arc is is
Ellis Taylor: arcs to finish her arc real fast, so if she dies, it's
Ali Leonard: me.
Tyram: goes.
Christopher Hooper: over. All right, El Smith, that's a bonus action.
Ali Leonard: No, that was my action. And
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Justin Hale: done.
Ali Leonard: then because it was cure wounds and then um so I like touched her face and then box is gonna
Ellis Taylor: All right, we've got two
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Ali Leonard: hit crank to distract him from
Ellis Taylor: artificers. I wonder if we should do something where we like, you know how they do like
Christopher Hooper: right.
Ellis Taylor: arsenic pills inside their jaw that you bite? Can
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: we do that with like a healing potion so that when you go down to he zero, you hit it,
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: you bite, and you get
Luke Neverisky: I knew where I was
Justin Hale: So, yeah, I didn't
Christopher Hooper: Oh, did not did not see where that was going.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. No, I
Ellis Taylor: healed? I brought it full circle. No,
Luke Neverisky: going.
Justin Hale: either. That's the
Ali Leonard: will kill El.
Ellis Taylor: like the first time he hits
Justin Hale: That's the point of Kevin. That's the point of Kevin's love
Ellis Taylor: you.
Justin Hale: bombs. But the problem is action economy for Brew is like all bonus
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. We should multiclass into a rogue or
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I'm surprised you
Luke Neverisky: something. Get that extra bonus
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Tyram: I mean, you still only get one bonus
Luke Neverisky: action. Oh, he does. Oh, okay.
Tyram: action no matter what. That would make
Ellis Taylor: aren't.
Luke Neverisky: Wasn't
Justin Hale: actions.
Tyram: an even more of a bottleneck at the bonus
Ali Leonard: Um, can we consider Helisana a construct and then can Boxbox repair
Christopher Hooper: Not quite. All right. Boxbox is
Tyram: action.
Justin Hale: mending.
Christopher Hooper: attacking crank
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Ali Leonard: her? Yeah, just to get the eyes on
Justin Hale: Don't
Christopher Hooper: one.
Ali Leonard: to box so that he
Justin Hale: worry.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: doesn't focus on anywhere else. Um, so you want your spell modifier to hit. I have not hit for him in a minute. Spell attack modifier. Son of a b****. Spell attack modifier. Which one? Because I have so many. 21
Justin Hale: Take
Christopher Hooper: That
Ali Leonard: to hit. This
Christopher Hooper: hits poke
Ali Leonard: little thing is gonna
Justin Hale: two.
Ali Leonard: just think like a little wrench. Oh, okay. Well, that's not bad.
Christopher Hooper: poke. That's pretty good. Good job, Box
Ali Leonard: It's not great. 10.
Christopher Hooper: Box.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Her little her little robot. He's like, "Stop hurting my
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Ali Leonard: mom.
Justin Hale: Nowhere.
Christopher Hooper: right. Anything else? All right.
Ali Leonard: That's it. Assuming I'm still alive. I got you next round.
Ellis Taylor: I thought I had spare
Christopher Hooper: Um, Helisana the the girl uh looks up to you and says, "Why are you
Luke Neverisky: I can I Okay.
Ali Leonard: Helma.
Ellis Taylor: iron.
Luke Neverisky: Um I think something killed me or was trying to kill me.
Justin Hale: I brought
Christopher Hooper: here? Yeah, something's been killing you this whole
Luke Neverisky: No, no, I had it. I totally had
Justin Hale: Damn. Got
Luke Neverisky: it. Just got lucky. That's
Tyram: dinosaur.
Christopher Hooper: time. All right. Uh, go ahead and shoot one of your
Luke Neverisky: all. And with
Justin Hale: him.
Luke Neverisky: that, d I knew I should have sh taken
Justin Hale: Wrong
Luke Neverisky: the chaotic answer. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: friends.
Tyram: If Elisan had been less of an a******
Luke Neverisky: Um
Christopher Hooper: You'll
Tyram: there, would she be still be shooting
Christopher Hooper: never
Tyram: us? I We are overdue for some goddamn character growth from f****** Helisana at this
Luke Neverisky: Uh uh I shoot again or I try
Justin Hale: answer.
Christopher Hooper: know. Okay,
Tyram: point.
Luke Neverisky: to um I roll a that
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: is a hit on the first one and a hit on the second. All right. That
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: is all right. Seven on the first one. Nine. So that is 16 damage in
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: total. Uh do I push
Justin Hale: best.
Christopher Hooper: right. Uh
Luke Neverisky: him?
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Um All right,
Tyram: Hold on. I have to I'll be right back.
Justin Hale: Hunch.
Christopher Hooper: Silus. All right, no problem. Um do y'all want a bio
Tyram: Sorry.
Justin Hale: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: break? Cool.
Tyram: Here's your
Ellis Taylor: Sure.
Luke Neverisky: Thank
Christopher Hooper: Let's take a quick buyer break and then we'll go to Silus's turn.
Tyram: mom.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Justin Hale: Fabulous. No, you did it to me.
Tyram: Thank you. What is it? What? What did you say? What do you say? Hey, bye.
Christopher Hooper: Is the young lad uh set up well
Tyram: Oh. Um, his mom called and I took him my phone so he
Christopher Hooper: now? Oh, okay. Is that
Tyram: could talk to her is what that was.
Christopher Hooper: Hinsley? I'm like I know his
Tyram: Yeah. True. I probably should have just said that.
Christopher Hooper: mom. Oh man, this is set up so well. Silus is up next with one in and a foot away from the final
Tyram: I I hope it f****** accomplishes something because yes, I'm try to stab the stupid
Christopher Hooper: panel. It looks
Tyram: speaker.
Christopher Hooper: in bad shape,
Tyram: Can a speaker take psychic
Christopher Hooper: so
Tyram: damage?
Luke Neverisky: So, you woke up this
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Can it take uh
Tyram: Okay. Can it take sneak
Christopher Hooper: what' you say, Taylor? Uh I think
Tyram: attack? Sneak attack
Christopher Hooper: so. Does sneak attack damage Oh,
Tyram: damage.
Christopher Hooper: you mean like can it be
Tyram: Okay. Mechanically, I don't think there'd be an issue, but like I guess like lore of the
Luke Neverisky: morning.
Christopher Hooper: hexed?
Tyram: attack is I'm supposed to be hitting like a vital part. So I guess theoretically I can be stabbing like a like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
Tyram: key mechanism within it or something. I don't
Christopher Hooper: just like finding a chink in armor, you'd be like finding a a weakness in the existing breaking panel. Yeah, I think that makes
Tyram: know. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. So, you woke up this morning and chose
Christopher Hooper: sense.
Tyram: almost
Christopher Hooper: I actually it's like it's basically the same
Tyram: touch.
Christopher Hooper: difficulty but way simpler than what I had originally
Luke Neverisky: violence.
Christopher Hooper: planned. Um which has been very
Luke Neverisky: It helps when we uh don't focus the target or we're unable to for
Christopher Hooper: helpful. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: whatever
Justin Hale: Never ask me
Tyram: I mean, it's worse than having a downed party member, though, because you're actively making things
Luke Neverisky: reason. That is
Tyram: so much worse by like killing us right
Luke Neverisky: true.
Tyram: now.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. But it's also having a really great character moment,
Luke Neverisky: It's like a really
Christopher Hooper: if I do say
Tyram: Okay. I I have no
Justin Hale: like, "Oh my
Christopher Hooper: so.
Tyram: idea. His entire character arc has been
Justin Hale: god.
Tyram: internal. I have no f****** idea what any of this
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, we really should talk to Helisana about
Tyram: means. I mean, I guess that's
Christopher Hooper: her drug problem. I
Tyram: it. They
Luke Neverisky: good
Christopher Hooper: do
Tyram: never even told us about the goddamn drug
Ellis Taylor: Has the drugs been like masking
Justin Hale: You want me to sit on the
Ellis Taylor: her deity's call or does she just have a drug
Tyram: problem.
Ellis Taylor: problem or more
Justin Hale: ball? It's
Christopher Hooper: think um I don't know. We'll have to unramp that afterwards, I
Tyram: Brave of you to assume there's an
Ellis Taylor: power?
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Tyram: afterwards. You must have thought it was so funny. I'm like, "Hey, here's Silus's like plan for after this battle." Knowing full well all along
Justin Hale: not
Christopher Hooper: think. Sure, Taylor, come up
Tyram: there wasn't going to be after this battle.
Christopher Hooper: with this elaborate plan cuz Silus will be
Ellis Taylor: Tober was actually really just tired of the
Christopher Hooper: dead.
Tyram: That's looking increasingly likely. I mean, if they hit
Ellis Taylor: campaign.
Tyram: me one more time with the intelligence drain, I am comeomaosse, I think. I'm hoping they can't
Justin Hale: That's what I'm
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think they're distracted
Tyram: climb, so I don't
Justin Hale: hoping
Christopher Hooper: right now.
Justin Hale: too. Some Misty stepping out of there on my
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: know.
Justin Hale: turn.
Christopher Hooper: was curious because a lot of Brew's stuff is dependent on his int and I was wondering if it um gets affected. Oh, it looks
Justin Hale: Yep. You
Christopher Hooper: like Yeah, the modifier
Tyram: Yes. Everything Brew does is actively worse
Justin Hale: betcha. You
Christopher Hooper: changes. Yeah, man. That's that's
Tyram: now.
Justin Hale: betcha. Yeah. So, so clever. It's
Christopher Hooper: clever.
Tyram: Yes. f***
Ellis Taylor: All right, we've learned
Luke Neverisky: What a good team. I'm going to start
Justin Hale: just over. You are the
Tyram: you.
Ellis Taylor: our lesson. Yeah, we learned our lesson. Never
Justin Hale: smartest
Ellis Taylor: give Toer a break in a battle because then he'll come back and make it more intense.
Justin Hale: boy. We need to take his
Christopher Hooper: All
Justin Hale: AI bot purple d
Christopher Hooper: right, everyone
Luke Neverisky: the
Justin Hale: away.
Christopher Hooper: ready? Are we having fun
Justin Hale: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: yet? I have y'all seen that show Party Down.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: It's hilarious. Um, all right, Silus, you're
Tyram: I stabbed this f***.
Christopher Hooper: up. All right, go
Tyram: f******
Luke Neverisky: No. Heat.
Christopher Hooper: ahead. Oh,
Tyram: speaker. Okay, I rolled well.
Christopher Hooper: man. That hits
Tyram: 24. All right. Um, I didn't have advantage and I don't have an ally, so it's just a normal stab. And I
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: rolled a f****** one. Uh, that's five
Christopher Hooper: It's It's still there. It's still
Tyram: damage. Okay, bonus action.
Luke Neverisky: f***
Christopher Hooper: buzzing.
Tyram: Uh, stab. But now I do have advantage because I vexed it.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. 20
Tyram: Uh 20.
Christopher Hooper: hits.
Tyram: Okay, now I do get sneak attack for
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: What is
Tyram: this. Oh, I rolled. Well, okay. Um 18 22. Okay. Uh 28
Christopher Hooper: How do you shatter this final speaker
Justin Hale: He accidentally falls backward into
Tyram: damage
Justin Hale: it.
Tyram: I I'm just picturing Silus is like
Christopher Hooper: panel?
Tyram: up there. He's like basically just like full-on Frankenstein's monster like running away and he's like and like this thing is really loud and I hate it and so I just go up to it and I'm like like pushing my
Justin Hale: Everyone Same
Christopher Hooper: and it um at that at that point um a swirling wind um erupts
Tyram: back
Christopher Hooper: around uh You now hear music not from the speakers but from all around you. Uh the the ravers crang ease back all of you are it's it's it's everywhere. It's overwhelming. Helisana
Justin Hale: songs.
Christopher Hooper: the the the sound seems to be emanating from her. Helisana the the being now walks into the plane next to you. that that being that you made a pack with it, a monstrosity uh overwhelming and and unable indescribable by visual effects, but more by a presence in all in all presence that now hovers behind uh the person you once were with their tentacles wrapping around them and then wrapping around you. And they offer you and they say come back. Come back to young Chuck
Luke Neverisky: I'm in danger. Uh, I'm unconscious, so I can't say anything,
Christopher Hooper: Alisana.
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: Um I I give you a final decision. Um, do you choose to resist them or to submit to them or to try to overpower
Justin Hale: It would be the best if you
Luke Neverisky: All right. One,
Justin Hale: just roll the dice for
Luke Neverisky: I resist. Two,
Justin Hale: it. No, I was
Ellis Taylor: No, no,
Christopher Hooper: them before I
Luke Neverisky: I again.
Christopher Hooper: shoot?
Luke Neverisky: Um, I will. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: no.
Luke Neverisky: man. I
Justin Hale: kidding. No pressure. It's only the defining moment for your
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: know. I feel like res. All right, I'll see what this I'll I will not resist. I'll see what happens.
Justin Hale: character. Oh
Luke Neverisky: I said not
Christopher Hooper: What are you going to do? So, are
Ellis Taylor: I don't
Luke Neverisky: resist. Oh.
Christopher Hooper: you going to submit or or try to overpower
Luke Neverisky: Um, I guess submit. See where this
Justin Hale: s***.
Christopher Hooper: them? Okay.
Tyram: All
Ellis Taylor: know.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: they in the in the room the the
Luke Neverisky: goes.
Christopher Hooper: wind guides down very slowly. Um, and at a certain point,
Justin Hale: Where is
Christopher Hooper: um, Helisana, you're you feel like you're looking at yourself and uh, you're still in that plane and uh, give me a wisdom wisdom saving
Luke Neverisky: All
Justin Hale: It's
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Luke Neverisky: right, that is a 18. Why I keep
Ellis Taylor: Does she get the plus six still or
Luke Neverisky: growing normal, guys?
Christopher Hooper: in
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: J.
Christopher Hooper: 18. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: not?
Luke Neverisky: So
Christopher Hooper: yes, she
Justin Hale: Please
Christopher Hooper: does. You um you see yourself and um you see your pale skin with these purple veins and
Luke Neverisky: 24
Christopher Hooper: you look at yourself and you really see that what the cost has been to this act that you
Ellis Taylor: What's
Christopher Hooper: made. And at that point, you start you start digging into the earth to into the fabric around you. You start to try to pull it out. And you've tried this before, but but for some reason you feel stronger now. like uh and then you you you realize there's a little there's a there's a spirit of this little little dwarven little dwarven outline right next to you helping you rip apart
Luke Neverisky: for
Christopher Hooper: the veil that's been keeping you from
Luke Neverisky: him.
Christopher Hooper: reality and
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: and they say let's tip the scales. You hear the god here help you rip open the reality and you fall out. What you what the rest of your party sees is um a huge uh flash of light uh centered on Helisana and a a crackling of lightning and then a reverb, a sound of Mike uh recording itself, hearing itself and it's it's horrifying that that terrible terrible horri terrific sound and then uh the sound of rakes against chalkboard and the breaking of reality and then you see these two women fall away from each other. One Helisana, another this this young woman that you've never seen before. almost like a twin of Helisana as if she were I don't know like a like naive bookish person and then it all falls silent. The ravers uh seem to collect themselves and they they go back into the bar and they go back into the underlake. Ma um seems to just fall down and go to sleep. Uh and Helisana now stands before
Luke Neverisky: like two of
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Christopher Hooper: you. Well, there's Helisana and then this other girl. Uh maybe Luke, you can
Luke Neverisky: me. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: you can tell me uh what the other girl looks
Luke Neverisky: sure. Um so I think
Christopher Hooper: like.
Luke Neverisky: kind of like so obviously similar in physique as Helisana but um whereas there was like pale skin, white hair, dark colors, there's more um kind of like a tan complexion, blonde hair um more just uh more colorful basically uh the same size, stature and figure as
Ellis Taylor: And the face. I mean, do you guys look like twins, but
Luke Neverisky: Alison.
Ellis Taylor: one's like color? One has one's pale, one's got color to her.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, basically. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, so uh heard
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: you need someone to fight some like dwarves or
Ellis Taylor: She had the same voice.
Christopher Hooper: something. You hear Helis
Ellis Taylor: I was expecting her to be like, "Hi." Oh my gosh, guys. I'm
Luke Neverisky: Um
Christopher Hooper: on a You hear Helis on a talk. Um, as if like nothing really happened, but then uh,
Ellis Taylor: here.
Christopher Hooper: hey, what are you doing out of out of my my prison? Huh? And Helisana looks to you. Uh,
Luke Neverisky: Oh, right. Um Um I don't know. I just kind of
Christopher Hooper: Leiana
Luke Neverisky: fell out of this thing and there was a dwarf and uh
Ellis Taylor: What is
Luke Neverisky: yeah, here we
Ellis Taylor: happening? Oh my
Luke Neverisky: are. I don't know. Where am
Ellis Taylor: god. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: I?
Christopher Hooper: Whatever. We're going to be better without
Luke Neverisky: You're awfully rude. Is Is are you Who are you? Are you
Ali Leonard: f***.
Luke Neverisky: me? Cuz I don't
Christopher Hooper: you.
Luke Neverisky: know. Well, that's not very nice.
Christopher Hooper: I'm the better you. I'm a rockar,
Luke Neverisky: Well, you kind of look I don't
Christopher Hooper: baby.
Luke Neverisky: know. You don't look well. Have you Are you getting sun? You need to get out in nature, honey, and just, you know, go pick some flowers or
Christopher Hooper: I don't need sun. I do need a nap though. I'm f******
Luke Neverisky: something. Well, yeah. Maybe that'll maybe that'll help. Just get some get a little shy
Christopher Hooper: exhausted.
Luke Neverisky: and you know you'll feel better tomorrow morning. I'm sure I know a great sea recipe. We'll we'll get it we'll get it all set
Tyram: Silus is blind still, right?
Christopher Hooper: Um, Silus, uh, you feel your intellect come back to you. Uh, you
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: too,
Luke Neverisky: up.
Justin Hale: Thank
Tyram: Oh, thank goodness. So, okay. So, now I get to comprehend this very confusing thing that I
Christopher Hooper: bro. Oh, yeah. Um, the
Tyram: can only
Christopher Hooper: the blindness will last about a minute. Um, so, uh, it quickly, uh, it quickly wears
Tyram: hear. Well, at least I'm not
Justin Hale: God.
Tyram: uh mind-numbingly stupid
Luke Neverisky: There's
Christopher Hooper: off. All right. Well, I'm glad we got this situated. I'm going to see y'all
Luke Neverisky: a Yeah. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: tomorrow.
Luke Neverisky: That's do
Tyram: anymore.
Luke Neverisky: So where are you people?
Ali Leonard: Hey guys, what's
Christopher Hooper: Y'all better f****** figure this out
Ali Leonard: going on?
Christopher Hooper: before we fight Helga. Okay, I'll get the Ravens situated. We'll throw a concert. See you
Tyram: Silus is like up on
Luke Neverisky: Me.
Christopher Hooper: later.
Tyram: top of the cliff blind and like hearing all this and being like, "What The f*** am I hearing? What's going
Ellis Taylor: What? One of them is a
Ali Leonard: split into two.
Tyram: on?
Ellis Taylor: flower child and the other one is the same. But she was also dead a second ago and no one touched
Ali Leonard: Silus. Yeah. And I didn't get to heal her. And now she's
Luke Neverisky: It's okay. She probably
Ali Leonard: alive. And Helisan is saying she's going to
Ellis Taylor: her.
Luke Neverisky: deserved and she's been a little sour
Justin Hale: What's All
Ali Leonard: dip.
Tyram: What?
Ellis Taylor: She has What is
Luke Neverisky: anyway.
Ali Leonard: Who are you? What are you? Who are you?
Ellis Taylor: happening?
Luke Neverisky: Well, my name is I'm Liliana Goldspring. You know, the I I live around here and you know, I don't know. I'm not really anybody
Ali Leonard: No, I don't know. I don't know. Do you
Luke Neverisky: special. Do
Justin Hale: right. How do you
Ali Leonard: know Helisana? You came out of
Luke Neverisky: I? I don't I don't I mean, she looks like me. If I maybe like, you know, go outside or
Justin Hale: guys
Ali Leonard: Helisana.
Ellis Taylor: How is what is going on
Luke Neverisky: something.
Christopher Hooper: Uh,
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: I don't know. I'm going to go take a nap. And at this point, the ravers like swarm her and pick her up and carry her like a a like
Ellis Taylor: here?
Luke Neverisky: crowd
Christopher Hooper: floating
Luke Neverisky: surfing. I can resist.
Justin Hale: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: chair.
Luke Neverisky: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. You see
Ellis Taylor: Wait, what happened to
Christopher Hooper: her carried away.
Ellis Taylor: Kramer? I mean Craig or whatever his name was.
Christopher Hooper: bring
Justin Hale: prank.
Christopher Hooper: one. Um
Ellis Taylor: Crang.
Justin Hale: Prank
Christopher Hooper: he he uh I if y'all let him
Justin Hale: one.
Christopher Hooper: um he's going to walk away with these
Ellis Taylor: worshiping
Luke Neverisky: Great. Were you fighting
Christopher Hooper: ravers.
Ellis Taylor: Helasana. Yeah, I think that's a really hilarious way for this to end, for
Luke Neverisky: him?
Ellis Taylor: it just like to stop and they're all just walking off partying and that's just being like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: So, I don't know where I
Justin Hale: Please
Ellis Taylor: what? I
Luke Neverisky: am, but you all seem
Justin Hale: 17.
Ellis Taylor: live here.
Luke Neverisky: nice.
Justin Hale: So, what what the hell do we do now? Do we do we go after
Ellis Taylor: Hi
Justin Hale: Alisana
Ali Leonard: I don't know if that's Helisana. Like I know it's Alisona, but I don't know if it's like because they like it's
Justin Hale: or
Ali Leonard: like they
Tyram: Am I still psychically linked to
Ellis Taylor: dog.
Tyram: Helisana? You're
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you could be, but do they have a
Tyram: muted.
Christopher Hooper: choice if they're connected to you or
Ali Leonard: split.
Tyram: Um, yeah,
Christopher Hooper: not? Yeah. Um, one
Tyram: I think
Christopher Hooper: Salisana Oh, she went unconscious. Um, so at that point it
Justin Hale: Well, that's not helpful.
Christopher Hooper: broke.
Ali Leonard: So,
Luke Neverisky: That's me.
Ali Leonard: Liliana is you
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Ali Leonard: Liliana? I love it.
Tyram: so. It's hella. Is Helisana still gonna go
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Um, she said she's got the raver and she
Tyram: through with the plan? I mean, what the f*** is going
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, she seems
Ali Leonard: just said she needed a nap and then they kind of carried her
Ellis Taylor: Okay. So, Lily, do you What's
Luke Neverisky: pretty determined. I don't
Justin Hale: That's
Ellis Taylor: the last thing you remember? How about we start there?
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: out.
Luke Neverisky: know. It's a great question. I remember I was
Justin Hale: I
Luke Neverisky: playing I was I was working one night.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: on?
Luke Neverisky: Um I was playing a you know just the usual open mic rotation. Um and uh some some stranger like told me about this like I don't
Justin Hale: think
Luke Neverisky: know trying or something but it really spooked me out. I just I don't know. I So I went home. I went to bed.
Ali Leonard: Is this Hela
Ellis Taylor: I I
Ali Leonard: sauna like 10 years
Ellis Taylor: I may I kind of think
Ali Leonard: ago? What year is
Ellis Taylor: so.
Luke Neverisky: Um, what's something you could tell me
Ali Leonard: it? What year?
Ellis Taylor: Well, the test doesn't work that way. Honey, you you
Justin Hale: No, you first. You first. You tell us
Ali Leonard: What year were you born? You first. Also, what's your
Ellis Taylor: got
Justin Hale: first. We're asking the questions here.
Ali Leonard: birthday?
Luke Neverisky: that? Uh, I have any recollection of how long I was in
Ellis Taylor: Well, just like what's the last thing you
Luke Neverisky: there?
Ellis Taylor: remember? Or I mean
Christopher Hooper: Um
Ali Leonard: What's the big event you remember? And if it's 911,
Ellis Taylor: like how many moons were
Ali Leonard: we've got other
Christopher Hooper: so
Ali Leonard: issues. I'm
Tyram: is 911 cannon for the
Justin Hale: Never never
Christopher Hooper: um
Ali Leonard: just saying if she had a dream about 911
Justin Hale: forget.
Christopher Hooper: so you've basically like been trapped
Ali Leonard: and
Christopher Hooper: in like um it's like being trapped in a snow
Ellis Taylor: there?
Luke Neverisky: See?
Christopher Hooper: globe inside Helisana's like consciousness where you know you could look outside and see what's going on if you want to, but you're also like able
Tyram: seven.
Christopher Hooper: to basically like conjure things into
Luke Neverisky: Got
Christopher Hooper: this dream space that you were kind of stuck in as well to
Luke Neverisky: it. So, so I would have witnessed everything that's happened
Christopher Hooper: busy
Luke Neverisky: basically. Is that right?
Christopher Hooper: yourself. You Yeah, you you could have seen
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Okay. Got it. So, I'm familiar with these
Christopher Hooper: anything and everything if you wanted to. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: people then like a reality show.
Ali Leonard: But like a reality show.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Got it. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Truman show style.
Luke Neverisky: Uh I've just been trapped in there. I don't know. Uh, but I I've seen all you guys
Justin Hale: What is what is
Ali Leonard: What? What is
Ellis Taylor: What is there?
Justin Hale: there?
Tyram: I'm going to need you to make
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I imagine Silus
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: sense starting right the f***
Ellis Taylor: like like blindly trying to get down this cliff to us being like, "Hold
Tyram: now. I mean, we
Ellis Taylor: on."
Justin Hale: just feeling
Tyram: This has been going on for at least a minute. So, am I like conditioned
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: happening? He's
Tyram: again? All
Luke Neverisky: well
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Justin Hale: around doing that thing you do when you can't see.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All I remember
Justin Hale: just
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. But he has
Ali Leonard: still
Luke Neverisky: was I I I did go follow that
Christopher Hooper: blindsided.
Luke Neverisky: weird person's advice and I went to bed and then next thing I knew I was not in my bed and I was like looking through my
Tyram: right.
Luke Neverisky: her eyes and stuck there for quite a few while the Oh,
Justin Hale: like Who is Meer?
Luke Neverisky: you're right. Yeah. That's the
Ali Leonard: Helisana. So you're like
Luke Neverisky: one.
Ali Leonard: Oisana is what I'm kind of picking
Luke Neverisky: Nailed it. Or
Justin Hale: Do you mean
Ali Leonard: up.
Luke Neverisky: G.
Justin Hale: OG?
Tyram: I'm hoping this is a more powerful version of Helisana. That'd be pretty f******
Ali Leonard: original. First
Tyram: cool. Actually, that that is uh lead to
Luke Neverisky: Origin.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: an important question. Do you have any of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I was just thinking our plan to control the ravers is
Tyram: Helisana's powers?
Ellis Taylor: not f*****, but
Ali Leonard: flavor
Ellis Taylor: um
Luke Neverisky: She's got it. She's fine. She'll do
Justin Hale: Our our
Ali Leonard: said she was in charge of death, but I also think she might be
Ellis Taylor: she'll do it.
Luke Neverisky: it. Yeah. I mean, I
Justin Hale: revenue stream is a little messed up as
Ali Leonard: evil.
Luke Neverisky: didn't I from what I gather and from what I saw, I you know, she she made that choice, not me. And uh so, but
Justin Hale: well.
Ellis Taylor: How do you how long have you been dealing with split
Luke Neverisky: she seems
Ellis Taylor: personalities? Has this been something you've been dealing with your whole life or just since that
Luke Neverisky: just just sense
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Just since that kind of god deity approached
Luke Neverisky: that. Yeah. I mean, I I just don't know where I went except for
Ali Leonard: you since
Ellis Taylor: evening?
Luke Neverisky: in in
Ali Leonard: that open night, right?
Tyram: Look, I don't want to be mean here,
Ellis Taylor: Interesting. Yeah.
Tyram: but I don't f****** know you apparently. Are you useful
Luke Neverisky: there. Oh, sure. I
Justin Hale: Okay. Okay.
Tyram: in any way, shape, or
Ellis Taylor: Silus. Come
Luke Neverisky: I think I'm That's
Tyram: form? We are on a f****** timetable. This time within less than 2 days, we are supposed to be coordinating an attack to save this city. And I do not give a s*** about this person's f******
Ellis Taylor: on.
Tyram: hang-ups. Are you
Luke Neverisky: Um, I'll give Silus a little uh pat on the head. Um, if you'll permit and uh I'll say um of course I'm youthful. Of
Justin Hale: Whoa.
Ellis Taylor: than annoy
Tyram: useful? Does that do anything?
Ellis Taylor: stylist for being pat on the
Luke Neverisky: course. No, she's just ding in.
Ali Leonard: What's your vibe of music? Like I'm assuming
Ellis Taylor: head. Oh, she's the totally an acoustic girl. I can tell from
Luke Neverisky: Oh, sure. I
Ali Leonard: you play
Ellis Taylor: here. Please tell me it's a
Luke Neverisky: play.
Ali Leonard: music. Yeah. Like do you play like kind of folk music like
Ellis Taylor: mandolin.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. It's a
Justin Hale: No.
Ali Leonard: Kobe?
Justin Hale: s***.
Ali Leonard: Hell yeah. Honestly, her vibe might be
Ellis Taylor: I'm gonna whisper
Ali Leonard: more kind of this music I listen to. But do not tell
Ellis Taylor: to El like I feel like she might get along better. She's just doing few less drugs in the back of the
Luke Neverisky: mandolin.
Ali Leonard: Helana. Different
Ellis Taylor: Ford. Yeah, but I mean the chill
Luke Neverisky: Just wait. It's
Ali Leonard: drugs probably. Yeah, I was going to say
Ellis Taylor: drugs. I mean, weed has been legal for forever. That's
Luke Neverisky: fine. It's
Ali Leonard: like less extreme drugs.
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Ali Leonard: That's fine.
Tyram: Okay. Is other
Ali Leonard: Um I I'm
Tyram: Helisana going to be a
Ali Leonard: confused. I think is Elder Helisana helping us
Tyram: problem? I'd love
Luke Neverisky: not. I wish I could help. I don't
Justin Hale: Doesn't sound like
Ali Leonard: or hurting
Tyram: to know that. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: know. But she said she got it.
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: us. She said she had
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but I also I don't trust
Ali Leonard: it. She also said she needed a nap. I don't
Ellis Taylor: I don't know if I trust Hell's anymore if she's fully giving into whatever her f*****
Ali Leonard: know.
Ellis Taylor: up daddy is.
Tyram: Can I roll insight to kind of get a vibe check from um
Luke Neverisky: metal
Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah,
Tyram: Metal Helisana here before she
Ellis Taylor: I also want to
Luke Neverisky: sound. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: sure.
Tyram: left? Okay. So, I guess Helisana and Liliana,
Ellis Taylor: roll. That's like a religious ch. There we
Luke Neverisky: that's Yeah.
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: go. Oh, religion is not what I
Tyram: Okay. Okay. Uh 21 insight. Do I think that the
Ellis Taylor: want.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Helisana that left with the Rabers is going to be a problem or a
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you think it sounded like she was
Tyram: asset?
Christopher Hooper: sticking to the
Ali Leonard: Yeah, she
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: plan on taking on
Ali Leonard: said something about Heldra.
Luke Neverisky: for me. I
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Christopher Hooper: Hilja? Um, is it your total was 21? Is that what he
Tyram: Okay, I can make it better. But yeah, I started at
Christopher Hooper: said? If you give me a 25, I'll give you that deep
Ali Leonard: like our hopes and
Tyram: 21. All right. Uh
Luke Neverisky: think
Ali Leonard: dreams. I mean, he's at 25, so if you overshoot it, does he still give it to
Ellis Taylor: He gives it to you harder. He's
Justin Hale: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Tyram: 28. I don't
Ellis Taylor: stropping it on right
Justin Hale: Whoa. Hold on. Wait a minute. That's a different
Christopher Hooper: So, so you're going to
Justin Hale: game.
Christopher Hooper: get you're going to get your army of ravers marching
Ali Leonard: you?
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: on the gates of the forart
Ellis Taylor: now.
Christopher Hooper: um and helping you overthrow Helia. What it also seems like is a even more powerful entity um using Helisana as a conduit is going to try to completely take over the city. What with that with that insight check you foresee a possibly cataclysmic battle
Ellis Taylor: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: between the Dragons,
Justin Hale: Yes. Bless
Christopher Hooper: uh, the Ravers headed by Helisana and
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: her patron and you, I guess, if you want to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Should we just
Christopher Hooper: stick around to find
Ali Leonard: Well,
Ellis Taylor: evacuate the city and let them destroy
Christopher Hooper: out.
Ellis Taylor: it? Let them all destroy each other. This is Ellis, not
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ellis Taylor: Olivia. I want to do a Can I do a
Luke Neverisky: interesting.
Tyram: All right, Carol King.
Ellis Taylor: religion check to see if I can figure it
Tyram: If we were to Oh, we get the Okay,
Ellis Taylor: out? It's
Christopher Hooper: Um, go ahead
Ellis Taylor: probably not going to work. Oh, why is the dice That's an
Christopher Hooper: Ellis
Ellis Taylor: 11. And I'm
Christopher Hooper: 11. You're you're trying to see if you know anything about Helis on his
Ellis Taylor: not Yeah, I'm not inspired.
Christopher Hooper: patron. No, you've never
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: heard anything about uncheck. All
Ali Leonard: That's not even
Tyram: whatever.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Here, help me.
Christopher Hooper: right, Taylor, you are going into
Ali Leonard: a real
Justin Hale: think I'm
Christopher Hooper: character. Fire off.
Ali Leonard: word.
Tyram: Okay,
Ali Leonard: There
Tyram: feist I say talking to Liliana.
Ali Leonard: we go.
Tyram: Um, if we were to if we were to bring you into contact with your other half, is there any way
Justin Hale: You're talking
Tyram: we could get some control of the situation again? Like, is there any chance that you could fight off regain control from this f****** squid monster that you sold your
Luke Neverisky: Oh gee.
Justin Hale: about
Tyram: goddamn soul
Luke Neverisky: Uh I I don't know. Worth a
Ali Leonard: Don't love the lack of
Justin Hale: It's
Ali Leonard: confidence.
Tyram: to? Okay, huddle up team. Not you, I say
Luke Neverisky: shot. That's
Tyram: to uh Liliana. Actually, I guess I'm still psychically linked to you guys. I just talk to you all in psychic conference call here. Um, all
Justin Hale: actually Oh god.
Tyram: right. Maybe
Justin Hale: Is it
Tyram: our best chance of still pulling a
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Tyram: save out of all this. We go through with our original plan to take out
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: Helga. We could maybe use the orb, just tell the dragons to f*** off. And then the Hail Mary as we take uh Stevie Nicks over here and
Justin Hale: The first
Tyram: have her
Justin Hale: enemy
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: like reemerge with Helisana and maybe bring back
Justin Hale: is That's
Tyram: the slightly less of a pain in the ass Helisana that we've been dealing with up to this
Justin Hale: not
Tyram: point. I feel like we are past the point of evacuation being a viable option here. There's no way we can evacuate this whole city with dragons up above it in less than two days. Am I right or wrong? I have no
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No, I agree with that. Um
Justin Hale: question. That kind of sounds like a
Ellis Taylor: Gosh. Yeah, it's her
Justin Hale: decision for bet on
Ellis Taylor: choice though to if she wants to emerge back cuz she finally has her
Tyram: idea.
Ellis Taylor: herself back essentially, but we
Tyram: herself doesn't seem particularly
Ellis Taylor: can Well, you just met
Tyram: useful to me, but I don't
Ellis Taylor: her. I know you want your money maker back, Silus. I understand that. But it is ultimately her
Justin Hale: the
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And we've got a great
Tyram: know.
Ali Leonard: idea for that pizza truck. So, it's like that's going to print
Ellis Taylor: decision.
Ali Leonard: money.
Tyram: Well, I guess that's a nice fall back. But hey, I'm I am This is as altruistic as I get here. I'm trying to think of a way
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Where's
Tyram: to not have this city be ruled over by a
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And I'd love to save
Tyram: squid god.
Ali Leonard: Alisana from
Tyram: I
Ellis Taylor: Well, I'd like to save both
Ali Leonard: being take it whatever she is
Ellis Taylor: Helisanas. Um, we might
Ali Leonard: possessed. Yeah, absolutely.
Ellis Taylor: need to do a little figuring out of what deity this is and figure out what to do. Oh, Lord. Oh,
Tyram: need actually you guys saying that I'm going to look over
Ellis Taylor: dear.
Tyram: at uh Liliana and be
Luke Neverisky: It's
[02:40:00]
Tyram: like Liliana was there
Luke Neverisky: hi
Ali Leonard: Hey
Tyram: any part of Helisana that genuinely
Justin Hale: How's this
Tyram: cared for
Luke Neverisky: Oh, would I have access to like her thoughts or is it merely that I'm just looking out from this
Justin Hale: one?
Tyram: us. Aren't you guys like kind of the same
Ellis Taylor: Why is she
Ali Leonard: girl.
Luke Neverisky: door?
Justin Hale: Excuse
Christopher Hooper: Um I I don't I don't I think um you have access to like any thoughts that Helisa didn't
Tyram: person?
Ellis Taylor: compartmentalized?
Luke Neverisky: Okay. I can't really
Christopher Hooper: share with you, but you got to see everything for sure. And maybe yeah, maybe you all had
Luke Neverisky: tell. I mean, I couldn't exactly tell,
Justin Hale: me. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: conversations
Luke Neverisky: but it seemed like she looked out for you. I mean, maybe she had her own I mean, from what I hear, she was kind of selfish, but um I think she I think there's something there. But I just I feel like I know you guys so well. So, you know, I I already care for
Ali Leonard: So is Helandi you or are you two separate
Tyram: Well, s***. I guess we're betting everything on
Ellis Taylor: It
Justin Hale: god.
Ali Leonard: people?
Tyram: that. Great.
Ellis Taylor: sounds like she got trapped inside the brain when when Helisana accepted Liliana I guess
Ali Leonard: So yeah. So
Ellis Taylor: accepted the deal. This got compartmentalized over
Luke Neverisky: you.
Ali Leonard: like the deal was
Ellis Taylor: here. Do you feel different, honey? Or do you feel the
Ali Leonard: accepted.
Ellis Taylor: same like before and
Luke Neverisky: I feel I
Justin Hale: Thanks. And
Luke Neverisky: mean now that I'm like actually able to like move my legs and stuff, I feel
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Ellis Taylor: after? Okay.
Luke Neverisky: great. Feel
Justin Hale: now
Ali Leonard: Right. Right. Right. I
Tyram: I'm just worried that if Helisana truly the the Helisana that exists now truly did not give
Luke Neverisky: great.
Tyram: a single s*** about us then this is a pretty hopeless
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah. No, I'm I think
Ali Leonard: bet. I'd like to think
Ellis Taylor: I think we're in big trouble with her
Justin Hale: What's
Ali Leonard: that she
Ellis Taylor: just taking over the city and it becoming her own private
Justin Hale: that?
Ellis Taylor: neverending
Tyram: gambit. I'm just worried about us hoping that the power of friendship helps
Ali Leonard: did.
Tyram: us here when this was the person who apparently thought the least of us, you
Ellis Taylor: rave. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Right.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Um, Curly Pop, do you remember
Tyram: know.
Ali Leonard: the name of the
Luke Neverisky: Do I remember the name of the god? Um, can I roll a history
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: you.
Luke Neverisky: check? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: I think you definitely know the name of the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, this uh its name was uh
Justin Hale: it.
Luke Neverisky: that's I don't know how to spell it. That's just what it sounds like.
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: god? Right here.
Justin Hale: It sounds like somebody got
Ali Leonard: check. Yeah, like someone's
Luke Neverisky: Um it kind of does, doesn't
Justin Hale: sick.
Ali Leonard: barfing. Yeah, upchuck. Um, all right. So,
Luke Neverisky: it? There's
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: at least we have something to go off
Luke Neverisky: that
Ali Leonard: of. Um, who has
Justin Hale: Who is
Ali Leonard: Google? Go gadget
Ellis Taylor: AI bot. Tell
Justin Hale: what? Who is that? Is that somebody
Ellis Taylor: me
Justin Hale: that you know
Ali Leonard: Google. Somebody that I used to
Luke Neverisky: That's a great
Ali Leonard: know. Did you write
Justin Hale: or so that's just
Luke Neverisky: song.
Justin Hale: going
Ali Leonard: that? Um, okay. So, now that I know the name, I would like to do a
Justin Hale: Oh, can we do like Yeah. Can we do religion or history
Ali Leonard: religion check.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. Can I pray to my Can I talk to my deity yet? I don't know if
Justin Hale: to see if any of us recognize the
Ellis Taylor: I can.
Justin Hale: name?
Ali Leonard: I'm gonna
Justin Hale: Oh, we have to we have to figure out what Toper is saying by his
Ali Leonard: do
Justin Hale: lips. Try
Ali Leonard: it. I got If I turn upside down, I got a 61 or a
Justin Hale: again. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Everybody give me a religion
Ali Leonard: 19
Ellis Taylor: Mine's
Christopher Hooper: check. 23.
Tyram: I
Ellis Taylor: going to be
Justin Hale: Religion 18,9 20 21
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Ali Leonard: 23. If
Tyram: literally can't beat that.
Ellis Taylor: terrible.
Ali Leonard: you want me to turn out the dice upside down, I got a
Ellis Taylor: Wow. Oh, I got 19.
Christopher Hooper: Um, go ahead and roll just in case and then post in the
Ellis Taylor: It's not good for
Justin Hale: 22
Ali Leonard: 64. You can't reach
Ellis Taylor: our podcast listeners,
Christopher Hooper: chat. May I can read them out. Ally got a 23. Ellis got a 19. Justin got a
Ali Leonard: it.
Ellis Taylor: Toeer.
Christopher Hooper: 22 and Silus said, "I'm done with this
Ellis Taylor: I like that Taylor's the
Tyram: Even if I rolled in yet 20, I'd get a 19. So there's I don't see
Ellis Taylor: only one that got his character name,
Justin Hale: I want it.
Christopher Hooper: s***." Um, okay. So, what Elizabeth would know with with a
Ali Leonard: What?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: 23? Um,
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Ellis Taylor: too.
Christopher Hooper: not a lot. Um, you maybe have heard of of this
Tyram: this
Christopher Hooper: in in some of the you know how there are like very very old folk
Justin Hale: Who says that?
Christopher Hooper: tales that are like passed
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: down and you you heard um Flash Genius will get you plus
Justin Hale: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: four. Is that right?
Justin Hale: me. Yes, it'll give
Christopher Hooper: Um uh to anyone I
Justin Hale: plus4. Yeah. Do I need to use
Christopher Hooper: guess, right? Uh
Justin Hale: it?
Christopher Hooper: you could if you wanted
Justin Hale: Sure. use it
Christopher Hooper: to. Okay. Who do you want to
Justin Hale: on health
Christopher Hooper: use it on? Do you want to use it on the 12 or the
Ali Leonard: me.
Justin Hale: with
Christopher Hooper: 19 or the 22 or the
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Justin Hale: decisions. I think I'll I think I'll use it on
Christopher Hooper: 23?
Justin Hale: probably else I
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh,
Justin Hale: guess.
Christopher Hooper: so what? That's uh 27. Um, I'm just going to check. I'm
Justin Hale: Indeed.
Christopher Hooper: going to roll for just real quick, just in case. Okay, he doesn't eject s***. Okay. Um, okay. So, Elmith is up to 27. So, Elmith has heard I feel like dwarves probably have a pretty common
Justin Hale: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: like oral story culture of passing down stories through lineage, especially with like the long lifespans. And so, um, uh, Elizabeth remembers hearing as a child these stories of, um, some of the scariest stories, um, were not of of the monster in the forest, but the monsters that would attack your mind uh, with music. Um, and they would hover into the deepness of the earth. And some
Justin Hale: Awesome. Enemy
Christopher Hooper: of the earliest dwarves were the most scared of these entities deep within the earth that were almost timeless beings. And uh, often they drew people that were drawn to music itself. they would be drawn in with this hum of of and and the the the music
Justin Hale: Watching.
Christopher Hooper: evolved a lot with time as it explored different uh different eons. Um and there were stories that dwarves would be drawn into the
Justin Hale: Check
Christopher Hooper: deep bowels of the earth and never seen again. And uh they actually called this being um Ruth talk um in the dwarven tongue. Uh but um you
Justin Hale: this.
Christopher Hooper: you think that this probably is ach um and it uh those stories talk about like the first the first dwarfs here. That was one of the first things that they were worried about. They they thought they had found a home and uh it's one of the earliest stories that you had ever heard about um timewise.
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: Um and as as time went on um occasionally would emerge. Uh but it seems like using a religion and that high religion
Justin Hale: What's
Christopher Hooper: check and reflecting on all the things that are happening. uh you've kind of gathered that a lot of the a lot of the gods that influence this world are reaching in from another plane of existence and their power um they have to work through like intermediaries for the most part. Um, and you believe that by
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Christopher Hooper: weakening the fabric between realities that a lot of these um beings have stronger uh influence than they did before. Um, and it looks like this one of the oldest beings that is almost beyond it's it's not even a a god you know of as
Justin Hale: Silence.
Christopher Hooper: being like the god of of hills or the god of lightning. It's like the god of
Justin Hale: The final
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Christopher Hooper: the spirit of sad music or like music that makes you feel negative things like um uh some some mythologies talk about
Justin Hale: description.
Christopher Hooper: um god the the earliest primordial gods being ones of an orchestra and this is the god of percussion and and uh drums and um and now it be has has soaken into uh electronic music.
Justin Hale: Wow. Oh
Christopher Hooper: Um what that means
Justin Hale: s***.
Christopher Hooper: for today uh you don't believe it necessarily has a a will that's natural to you in that like it doesn't really want things. it just spreads almost like like grass growing or a tree spreading its canopy. Um if there's fertile ground, it will continue to move into that fertile ground. Um, and so to be able to recede it, you there's you could probably think to, you know, weaken like further strengthen the fabric between realities that is currently causing a lot of these issues. Um, potentially there's the approach that the Eldorans have done, which is to become god killers. And maybe you could take that route. Um, or you could naturally find the way that it normally uh recedes from from civilized life by, you know, promoting music that brings joy or or anti- music or, you know, uh, finding people jobs so they stop going to rock clubs or, um, um
Ali Leonard: Thank
Christopher Hooper: you know, stabilizing them in families so they don't have time to go to concerts anymore. Um you know, the classic things that keep you from the grunge scene, so to
Ali Leonard: you.
Christopher Hooper: speak. So that's uh that's what
Luke Neverisky: Huh? Good roll.
Christopher Hooper: a 27 gets
Luke Neverisky: You got that deep
Ali Leonard: D
Justin Hale: the deep
Christopher Hooper: you.
Ali Leonard: s***. Hey guys, I actually know a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, y'all. I'm like super
Justin Hale: lore like you don't even
Ali Leonard: lot. This all just came to me in a
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that old
Ali Leonard: dream. Oh, I
Ellis Taylor: smart.
Justin Hale: know that that
Ali Leonard: know everything about
Luke Neverisky: s***. That all sounds All
Justin Hale: old
Christopher Hooper: god. That old
Luke Neverisky: right, good
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: it. I actually spent my entire childhood learning about the specific
Ellis Taylor: It was my hyperspixation. It's
Justin Hale: shirt and you just now
Ali Leonard: god. Perfect. So that's
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Luke Neverisky: job.
Justin Hale: remembered. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Cool.
Ali Leonard: the god
Luke Neverisky: Sounds
Justin Hale: So they so they spread like a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ali Leonard: So, is your music depressing, Liliana, or are
Ellis Taylor: we are you kind of
Luke Neverisky: Oh, good. Yeah. Gosh. I
Justin Hale: weed.
Ali Leonard: you kind of
Luke Neverisky: mean, what's the point of music if it's not if it's not happy or at least some
Ali Leonard: poppy? Okay.
Luke Neverisky: sort of,
Ali Leonard: Interesting. So, that's good. So, at least we got the power of positivity over here.
Tyram: Okay. So, our Hail Mary
Ellis Taylor: happy
Tyram: play is we take uh Damn, I'm trying to think of like a really upbeat singer.
Luke Neverisky: right?
Justin Hale: Mr. Mr.
Ali Leonard: Um with the
Tyram: Um, oh yeah.
Justin Hale: Moras with the hate. He's got that
Ali Leonard: hat. Yeah. Kobe Cala.
Justin Hale: hate. Oh, true.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: Um, okay. So, we take Kobe Cala over here. Kobe Cal I feel
Justin Hale: Female. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you
Tyram: like works. Okay. Okay. Okay, so we take Kobe
Justin Hale: do you crinkle your nose by
Tyram: Cow over here and try to mend the broken soul of Helisana and overcome their evil grungy metal god with a positive vibes
Justin Hale: chance?
Tyram: uh spiritual healing
Ali Leonard: Yeah, in two days. Yeah, for
Tyram: vibe. Okay.
Ali Leonard: sure.
Tyram: But like that's is that what we're going to try to do after we defeat the Iron Claws is just try to throw uh Kobe Cala over here at Helisana and hope that it lands in
Ellis Taylor: that or we get to
Ali Leonard: I mean, I think I would help her. I
Tyram: our favor. Well, we need I guess we need to think about
Luke Neverisky: There's
Tyram: ways we can like tip the scales in our favor there, right? Like how can we help
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I
Tyram: uh Liliana here win that battle of the
Luke Neverisky: mean the dwarf thing that got me out said something about tipping
Tyram: soul?
Ellis Taylor: work.
Ali Leonard: don't
Tyram: Oh, was this the dwarf thing? I point over at uh
Luke Neverisky: skills. I don't think so. Were you in No, I
Ellis Taylor: What? I I mean
Luke Neverisky: don't think that was
Ali Leonard: So there was another thing
Tyram: Olivia. Oh, I I legitimately thought
Ellis Taylor: I I thought it was a nice spell
Ali Leonard: in
Tyram: that was like Olivia's spell helping you, but I Okay, never
Ellis Taylor: helping you, but then did say tier said like let's set the
Luke Neverisky: you. Oh, was it
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: scales.
Justin Hale: I
Tyram: mind. Yeah, so that's why I thought it was you.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: interesting. I just assumed it was some random girl.
Christopher Hooper: It was your spell, but
Tyram: Was it not Olivia?
Christopher Hooper: uh an avatar of tier
Ali Leonard: M okay.
Tyram: So like the dwarven form wasn't just Olivia's like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: likely. No. No.
Ali Leonard: It was it was tear
Tyram: shade or something.
Ellis Taylor: it was here through my m
Justin Hale: Yeah, it
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: herself. I
Justin Hale: didn't sound like Olivia's my
Ali Leonard: got a a vision of tear.
Ellis Taylor: um I mean we can try that.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: I have a feeling we're gonna have to fix this whole ripping fabric
Tyram: Wow.
Ellis Taylor: in reality thing,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, seems
Ali Leonard: H. It doesn't sound
Ellis Taylor: too. f*** if I know. What do
Justin Hale: thing.
Ali Leonard: great. Do I need to
Tyram: Okay. How do we do
Ellis Taylor: you think I
Justin Hale: You're
Ali Leonard: think real hard again? Let me just let me just think real
Tyram: that? So, yeah, let's uh I think we got to I think we
Justin Hale: the You're the big You're the big brain
Ali Leonard: hard.
Tyram: got to tackle the problem in front of us first, right? Which is to
Luke Neverisky: like
Justin Hale: to pay for the
Tyram: stop Alisana from becoming
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, she um
Tyram: the metal dictator of this
Ellis Taylor: am?
Luke Neverisky: she probably would do not great things with that just from what I've
Tyram: city.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I agree with you. It
Luke Neverisky: seen.
Justin Hale: group. All right.
Ali Leonard: So, we have to get her off
Ellis Taylor: sounds like we need to write a really upbeat, beautiful
Ali Leonard: of the
Ellis Taylor: song to heal the home. I don't
Luke Neverisky: Problem
Ali Leonard: radio. So, now we have to do
Ellis Taylor: know. Yes, we
Ali Leonard: the
Ellis Taylor: do. I know. I was thinking we got to
Ali Leonard: intervention. Can we pretend to give her cocaine and actually
Ellis Taylor: write
Justin Hale: Isn't cocaine or
Ali Leonard: give her an upper? Wait, cocaine is an
Luke Neverisky: Neither
Justin Hale: not? Yes, it is. We
Ali Leonard: upper. I don't I don't know.
Ellis Taylor: golden.
Luke Neverisky: do I. Know what she
Justin Hale: just give her We give her baking
Ali Leonard: Drug weed. Should we give
Ellis Taylor: Um I'm not sure an upper is the best decision. I feel
Justin Hale: soda.
Ali Leonard: her weed? No, we need to give her
Ellis Taylor: like
Luke Neverisky: did. Like a nice cup of
Ali Leonard: a like a calm
Ellis Taylor: downers isn't good
Luke Neverisky: tea or
Ali Leonard: uh like what's a happy
Tyram: Maybe it's more like a power of
Ellis Taylor: either.
Tyram: friendship thing more so than like, you know, getting them
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we
Ali Leonard: pill?
Tyram: high.
Ellis Taylor: can make her very suggestible by ship like slipping or something, but that's not what I think either.
Luke Neverisky: something. That
Ali Leonard: like so
Luke Neverisky: takes about four weeks to set in. I don't know.
Ali Leonard: loft. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We don't have
Justin Hale: Maybe a little Maybe a little Xanax
Ali Leonard: time. Sure. What if we just kind of have her sleep the whole
Luke Neverisky: Well, she usually sleeps after
Ali Leonard: time?
Luke Neverisky: she has, you know, partaken in the drugs, but she's she's
Justin Hale: action.
Luke Neverisky: sitting right now. We're about
Justin Hale: So maybe we find
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. She's looking right
Justin Hale: where she's sleeping and we tie her up and we continue to knock her
Ali Leonard: now. She scares
Ellis Taylor: Well, we need her for the
Luke Neverisky: to
Christopher Hooper: Y'all going to go fight her right
Tyram: Do we need to deal with
Ellis Taylor: No, I feel
Justin Hale: out.
Tyram: her before or after the uh
Ellis Taylor: like after Well,
Christopher Hooper: now?
Ali Leonard: me. mid when she's
Tyram: concert?
Ellis Taylor: we
Luke Neverisky: Don't
Justin Hale: So maybe maybe we sit at the concert and at the end of the concert I point the fireworks at her
Ali Leonard: busy. Think
Justin Hale: face. No, it's not kill. It's just knockout. Just a
Ali Leonard: we're trying to kill
Luke Neverisky: see it. the
Justin Hale: little sleepy time. It's fine. It could
Ali Leonard: Alisana. Are they sleepy
Luke Neverisky: SL.
Justin Hale: be. Depends on how hard they hit. I don't know. Every firework is
Ali Leonard: fireworks?
Justin Hale: different. Listen, every firework
Ali Leonard: So they will cause pain and burning.
Ellis Taylor: No.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Yeah. But
Justin Hale: different. All right? Some be sparkles, some be big
Luke Neverisky: like she probably
Justin Hale: booms. It's hard to tell
Ali Leonard: Do you have a
Luke Neverisky: deserves it though, right? Like she's kind of rude to
Ali Leonard: Zoloft firework? I mean,
Luke Neverisky: you.
Ali Leonard: she's Yeah, but that's just Helisana. I mean, she's still our friend. My
Ellis Taylor: Oh, no.
Justin Hale: sometimes. Who can
Ali Leonard: friend, right? Wait, am I overthinking
Justin Hale: say
Ali Leonard: this? She never said we
Ellis Taylor: Coincidence.
Justin Hale: Do you want to reabsorb weird?
Ali Leonard: were friends.
Luke Neverisky: I
Justin Hale: This this Curry
Ali Leonard: No, I love I mean I don't know you. I love your vibe is what I was going to say,
Luke Neverisky: don't I mean I just I don't
Justin Hale: Harrison, do you want to resorb her like twin in
Ali Leonard: but I also love Helisana. I
Luke Neverisky: want to be trapped in there again, though.
Ali Leonard: want I don't want her to be trapped. She's her own
Tyram: I think our
Justin Hale: womb?
Tyram: ideal uh thing would be to recombine them, but let
Justin Hale: So then just His
Ali Leonard: person. But
Tyram: Liliana here be the dominant personality this
Justin Hale: son is trapped inside. That sounds bad
Ali Leonard: then I don't want anybody trapped.
Tyram: time.
Justin Hale: too. What
Tyram: Maybe not like we're we're maybe we've make it in such a way where that neither of them is trapped, but they truly become a whole
Ali Leonard: a whole person. I would love
Tyram: person, right? They reintegrate. It's not just like
Luke Neverisky: begin.
Justin Hale: if
Tyram: Helisana's in the in the timeout corner this time, but rather we feel we mend the broken soul of Liliana. You're the original,
Luke Neverisky: Uh yeah, I mean we were we were one, right? And
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Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. But do you feel
Justin Hale: That's not that's not
Ali Leonard: that. One
Tyram: I would love yes or no answers from you, Lilian. I just got to
Ellis Taylor: any do you ever feel
Justin Hale: listen but that's not good question because if you ask that question of course they're going
Luke Neverisky: then Yeah, of course. The
Justin Hale: to say the original they won't
Luke Neverisky: original
Justin Hale: believe we how we
Tyram: say I don't know
Ellis Taylor: upset? I guess we're trying to figure
Justin Hale: translate
Ellis Taylor: out if they're a fractured being or if Helisana is like a new
Tyram: insight. Uh 18. Do I believe that
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Is hell kind of just like a construct of this
Tyram: Liliana?
Ali Leonard: god? Like is she not even like It
Justin Hale: Do you feel like
Ali Leonard: was Liliana the good the the personality
Ellis Taylor: being like essentially did she split
Justin Hale: you're
Ali Leonard: in her and then that was taken out and now it's just like a husk of
Ellis Taylor: into her ying and yang essentially.
Justin Hale: so Yeah. Do you Liliana? Do you feel like you're missing part of you? Do you feel like
Tyram: Yeah, I feel like that's what I want. Like
Justin Hale: you're missing parts of yourself?
Tyram: I I
Luke Neverisky: What?
Justin Hale: You feel like there's a part of you where there's a hole missing like a dark creepy
Luke Neverisky: No.
Justin Hale: gothic style
Ali Leonard: pelis
Ellis Taylor: Okay. All
Luke Neverisky: Like, no. I mean, that's that's her vibe. That's not my
Ellis Taylor: right.
Luke Neverisky: vibe.
Justin Hale: hole. I would just kill her. No, it's
Tyram: I I mean we like like Olivia said, we need to know if you guys are like incomplete parts of a greater whole or if one of you is indeed like a just a simalcram. You
Luke Neverisky: Me
Justin Hale: on. I'm just saying what is what is worse what is worse thing to
Tyram: know, you are literally the only one who can tell us that. So, um do
Luke Neverisky: I don't know how this this deities
Tyram: you happen to
Luke Neverisky: thing works, but what I can tell you is when
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: I chose not to go to that shrine, I woke up inside of that
Tyram: know
Luke Neverisky: house.
Ali Leonard: How did you So you said no and then
Luke Neverisky: Listen, I don't know how you
Ali Leonard: you
Luke Neverisky: you guys have I've seen you guys have like worked with timelines and stuff. I almost swear. Jeez. Um things like
Ali Leonard: still
Tyram: Very different. Very different
Luke Neverisky: that. I mean, isn't it like your friend Victor or whatever? Is that
Justin Hale: I'm
Tyram: from Victor
Luke Neverisky: like
Justin Hale: just if He is our He is our buddy. He is
Ali Leonard: Yeah, Victor's not our
Tyram: is not our
Justin Hale: our best friend.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: friend. He's Bru's acquaintance
Tyram: friend.
Justin Hale: He is best. He's such strong
Tyram: I hate Victor.
Luke Neverisky: It is a
Ali Leonard: colleague.
Tyram: It's not strong enough. But anyway,
Luke Neverisky: problem. I mean, you you know Victor, right? You've seen multiple Victors. I mean, couldn't this just like be
Tyram: continue. Wait, wait. Sorry. Wait. Time
Luke Neverisky: similar? Uh or who was the V?
Tyram: out. Have we seen multiple
Luke Neverisky: Uh no, Scarlet. Sorry, Scarlet. I'm thinking about
Justin Hale: word.
Tyram: victors?
Luke Neverisky: Victor. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting my NPCs
Tyram: Oh, okay. Okay. Sure. Yeah, we saw. But that was like alternate universe
Ali Leonard: Was that like a time knife? Time
Tyram: stuff. And as far as I can tell, we're all in the same universe here.
Luke Neverisky: confused. What was
Justin Hale: Wait, are you timed on timeline? Helis
Ali Leonard: guy.
Tyram: Yeah. The time
Luke Neverisky: that? Have my time
Justin Hale: on. Are you timed on timeline
Luke Neverisky: gone. Oh, I couldn't follow all of that. That was even I was I wasn't even there. I was just watching. I couldn't follow all of it.
Justin Hale: helis? I
Ali Leonard: Not a great
Luke Neverisky: That really drug my
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: people Okay. I just want to know what we're what the situation is so that we can know what the right thing
Justin Hale: I listen what is
Ali Leonard: episode. And that's the issue. We don't know what the issue
Tyram: to do is. You
Justin Hale: worst case scenario if helisa
Ali Leonard: is.
Tyram: know, there like a psychiatry textbook we could reference
Ellis Taylor: I
Ali Leonard: Is the library still
Tyram: about this or
Luke Neverisky: brain.
Justin Hale: die. If we kill Alisa, what is worse to
Ellis Taylor: know. All right. How about this? How about this,
Justin Hale: happens?
Ali Leonard: standing? She
Tyram: something. Olivia or Elmith, do either of your gods know? I mean, can they help
Ellis Taylor: Lily?
Ali Leonard: dies. Well, I haven't found mine
Tyram: us here? Damn
Ellis Taylor: I feel like Pier was involved,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. It's okay. You'll find it. You'll find
Ali Leonard: yet.
Ellis Taylor: but I don't think he's going to tell me
Justin Hale: Right.
Ali Leonard: He's being very cagy for some reason.
Ellis Taylor: anything. I don't know
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: My
Tyram: it. Why does tear not help? I'm so sick of tear being so
Ellis Taylor: how I was looking through my stuff. I don't even know how to ask him for
Justin Hale: It's a lot easier when when the person you worship is person you
Tyram: obstinate.
Justin Hale: live
Christopher Hooper: True
Ellis Taylor: help. Okay, I have an idea.
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: god.
Tyram: You know, Brew, you don't say a lot of things that
Ellis Taylor: Lily
Tyram: make sense, but I gota I got to give you that one.
Ellis Taylor: Luke, do you know if they're split or not? Like if we keep asking you
Justin Hale: on. Yeah. Can you just Can you just give us the cheat codes,
Ali Leonard: Can you just tell
Ellis Taylor: questions.
Luke Neverisky: I mean once she told
Justin Hale: man? Come on. Just give
Ali Leonard: us
Tyram: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Just can you say just you could just say yes or no? You know what's going
Tyram: Is there
Ellis Taylor: on.
Tyram: like a ritual we could do to like help you find the answers for
Ellis Taylor: No.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, that I don't know. That I don't
Tyram: yourself or
Luke Neverisky: know. All, like I said, all I know is that there was an event, there was a split in which
Justin Hale: us
Luke Neverisky: case uh Liliana did not go,
Ellis Taylor: I wonder if it's
Luke Neverisky: but she also did.
Tyram: something?
Ellis Taylor: just two timelines
Tyram: I wonder if um Helisana and Liliana had a split personality thing going on
Ellis Taylor: converging. Yeah, I asked that a while ago, but
Tyram: before the pact and maybe maybe Helisana did say yes to the pact because that seems like a requisite for a pact is someone saying yes to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Or if it's two alternate timelines and they somehow got
Tyram: it. Man, I hope not because
Ellis Taylor: smooshed. She said
Tyram: that's just a whole other kettle of fish.
Ellis Taylor: yes and no at the same time. It's Helana's cat. Lily Helana's cat.
Luke Neverisky: She does not. Is it the
Justin Hale: No, no,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I was going to start asking you like a lot of like few questions just to try and see if you have any negative feelings like if we were
Justin Hale: no.
Ellis Taylor: split into like positive and negative, but if you don't know, no point asking all the questions. And I have no idea how to talk to
Luke Neverisky: time Listen, she she's
Ellis Taylor: Tier.
Luke Neverisky: just a normal person trying to live her
Tyram: I I just mostly
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: want to know like is what should we kill Helisana or try to like create like a should we try to heal your soul here and like get you guys back together? Like I don't I don't know what um our objective should be
Ellis Taylor: I don't
Luke Neverisky: life.
Justin Hale: That one sounds more
Ellis Taylor: either. I feel
Luke Neverisky: Maybe something
Justin Hale: complicated.
Ellis Taylor: like we might just have to I feel ultimately we might just have to like concede the city to Helisana and let her let her party it up while we try and figure out how to fix the fabric and then we can come back and
Justin Hale: Would
Ellis Taylor: fuse them back together or
Justin Hale: she would she potentially like burn herself
Tyram: here.
Luke Neverisky: over. He does like
Ellis Taylor: something. It is a mortal body.
Luke Neverisky: drugs.
Tyram: But don't the ravers want to like go on a killing spree? I don't think they would just
Ellis Taylor: It's
Justin Hale: out?
Tyram: like passively sit around and party the whole time. I think they'd like commit
Ellis Taylor: a what? I don't remember that. Something like
Tyram: genocide at when Helisana did the concert at Little Havvel. Um, it seemed like the deity was pushing her to go on a killing spree,
Luke Neverisky: That is true. That is
Justin Hale: Oh, and now it's
Tyram: unless I'm remembering incorrectly.
Ellis Taylor: that.
Justin Hale: unfettered access to that thought process. That's a good
Ali Leonard: He
Christopher Hooper: So, so
Ali Leonard: did just make her like attack
Tyram: I don't know that just
Christopher Hooper: Liliana was there.
Tyram: leaving Helisana in charge of the city is a consionable
Luke Neverisky: true.
Christopher Hooper: So, Liliana, you would probably know that they were directing you to attack your own party, not just
Tyram: choice.
Luke Neverisky: Right. Yeah, they went specifically after or attempted
Justin Hale: point.
Christopher Hooper: anyone.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: to. So, not
Ellis Taylor: Heat.
Luke Neverisky: the best vibes coming from
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And with that
Ali Leonard: us.
Justin Hale: Not
Christopher Hooper: 28 with that 28, he did everything. You know what I'm
Justin Hale: great. Wait, you know, you can give us
Christopher Hooper: saying? Or 27.
Luke Neverisky: that.
Justin Hale: another point. It's
Christopher Hooper: Like the story the stories of the of the heock the the the high points
Justin Hale: fine.
Christopher Hooper: of its presence. Um,
Justin Hale: Hey
Christopher Hooper: echuk um are are of it like like
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: kind of I I feel like there's a story of like I think in Belgium there was this um like month where this town like parted
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: itself to death. Um and uh basically those are the types of stories
Ellis Taylor: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: that you heard related to echuk is that um it like it kind of like burns itself out once it runs out of like
Justin Hale: So they
Christopher Hooper: gas.
Ellis Taylor: so they'll stay here and party themselves to
Justin Hale: cut off the
Ellis Taylor: death
Justin Hale: gas. Well, he's he spreads like weed.
Ellis Taylor: hopefully.
Justin Hale: Is there a way to uh like trap Rave? doing trap rave and helis sana
Ellis Taylor: What happened to that
Justin Hale: in chucky chuck cheese in
Ali Leonard: in the
Ellis Taylor: pocket dimension we were working
Justin Hale: in like like a bubble kept them all
Ali Leonard: Charles Entertainment
Justin Hale: in a bubble and they parted themselves out and then they just
Ellis Taylor: on?
Luke Neverisky: I mean, I was trapped somewhere, But I'm
Justin Hale: slowly burn
Ali Leonard: Cheese.
Luke Neverisky: pretty sure that was within, you
Ali Leonard: Right. So, if
Justin Hale: out.
Ali Leonard: Helisan is the conduit, it all goes through
Luke Neverisky: know,
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Ali Leonard: her. Can we just knock her out? That's like why I'm going back to like the if we keep her
Ellis Taylor: Whatever happened to that pocket dimension we were working on? Like not pocket spa.
Ali Leonard: unconscious. Yeah, we're still working on
Tyram: I think we
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Can we just throw her in
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: have like five weeks of rolls that we still
Ellis Taylor: that?
Justin Hale: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We're We're
Ali Leonard: I'm trying to lower
Tyram: need to resolve. Oh, wait. You guys are doing that on like a thread,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: not very good. We're not
Ali Leonard: the AC so that I can help with
Tyram: right?
Justin Hale: very good about remembering to do it so much that the thread has
Ali Leonard: the and I wanted the girl at home with the van lowering the AC so that I can also then help
Justin Hale: disappeared.
Luke Neverisky: You mean it's over?
Justin Hale: Why don't you want to talk to us,
Christopher Hooper: And people like Helisonic can give you bic inspiration and things like
Ali Leonard: I don't know who that
Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah. Do
Tyram: Then Liliana, give us inspiration. I'd still like to know if you have like
Ellis Taylor: Have we leveled up
Tyram: character levels at this
Ellis Taylor: in a while? Probably
Justin Hale: man?
Christopher Hooper: you? Well, after
Ali Leonard: is.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Well, oh snap.
Christopher Hooper: tonight, you're level eight. You can level up to level
Ellis Taylor: not. Oh my gosh.
Ali Leonard: or level six and a level one and a level
Tyram: point. That's
Luke Neverisky: So,
Justin Hale: You're just going to be 20 level
Christopher Hooper: eight.
Tyram: cool.
Justin Hale: ones. Please.
Ali Leonard: one. I'm
Tyram: Oh my. Are you actually like doing a cleric level or
Ali Leonard: debating
Tyram: something? I don't think a cleric at that low level is going to do anything more for you than another level in Paladin is going to
Ellis Taylor: Oh, you went
Ali Leonard: it. I don't know. Yeah, you
Ellis Taylor: paladin.
Luke Neverisky: oh,
Ali Leonard: inspired me, but now I'm regretting it.
Tyram: do. Uh, paladins heal just as well as clerics at
Ali Leonard: I haven't found my god. He doesn't talk to
Tyram: low levels.
Ellis Taylor: You don't want tear. Oh honey, you're not sticking with the family
Justin Hale: You can pray the turtle
Ali Leonard: me. No, the sheep god told
Justin Hale: guy. His shell is big
Ali Leonard: me to find this mechanic god. And now I'm thinking the sheep god doesn't know what
Luke Neverisky: This
Justin Hale: enough. Listen, we don't talk about
Ali Leonard: the f*** she was talking about.
Ellis Taylor: business.
Luke Neverisky: isn't all
Justin Hale: the sheep. All sheep are murderers. Remember remember this murder sheep at they
Ali Leonard: You have a harum of sheeps. What are you talking
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: will murder you in your sleep. You want you want
Ellis Taylor: All
Justin Hale: to boop the nose? Do you want to boop the
Ali Leonard: about? No, but the one I was talking to
Justin Hale: nose?
Ali Leonard: didn't try and murder me. Unless this God is going to try
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Well,
Ali Leonard: and murder me if he ever talks to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. Well, I think that's as good of a
Ali Leonard: me.
Justin Hale: probably
Christopher Hooper: stopping point as any um as y'all
Luke Neverisky: Uhhuh.
Christopher Hooper: um try to figure out what to do
Ellis Taylor: right.
Luke Neverisky: Uhhuh.
Christopher Hooper: next and we we can pick out from there. I hope y'all had some
Luke Neverisky: Uhhuh.
Justin Hale: I think I think you had the fun
Christopher Hooper: fun. At least I did.
Justin Hale: tonight
Christopher Hooper: I had some fun.
Ellis Taylor: I have fun despite my
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: clearly.
Ellis Taylor: complaining about I was more just like trying to explain in very little words to to keep what was going on.
Justin Hale: That's
Ellis Taylor: They're getting our asses
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, Luke and I have been working on this for a few
Ellis Taylor: kicked. Yeah, this is
Justin Hale: great.
Christopher Hooper: weeks, so I'm I was pretty happy with how it came
Luke Neverisky: Um um yeah, nice work though. Um yeah,
Justin Hale: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: out.
Luke Neverisky: Liliana is a level eight straight bard. Uh she's in the College of
Tyram: Okay, that kind that makes sense if like Liliana is the bard part of you
Luke Neverisky: Glamour. And she
Tyram: and Helisan is the warlock part of
Ellis Taylor: awesome. All
Luke Neverisky: is definitely s
Justin Hale: Nice. Hey, can
Ali Leonard: Thank
Justin Hale: artificers change their specialist or no
Ellis Taylor: right, guys. I have
Justin Hale: special
Tyram: you. your subclass.
Ellis Taylor: to go. Baby's crying. Having a hard time. Yeah.
Justin Hale: specialization? Fine.
Christopher Hooper: a poor
Ali Leonard: God. Can you double class an artifist and get another
Justin Hale: No, I liked
Christopher Hooper: baby. Okay, later
Ali Leonard: subclass?
Tyram: No.
Justin Hale: I liked the action of Alchemist
Christopher Hooper: Ellis.
Luke Neverisky: warlocks.
Tyram: Okay. Okay. So, we need to figure out a way to figure out whether we are trying to save Helisana or if Helisana is like a pure evil thing that we don't want to
Luke Neverisky: It's not looking
Justin Hale: though. I said
Tyram: save.
Christopher Hooper: Um, do you uh do you have like um I would say if you want to ask Luke like sort of like meta
Luke Neverisky: good.
Christopher Hooper: like is he going to be pissed if no one cares about Helisana? I don't mind if y'all have that
Luke Neverisky: I don't
Christopher Hooper: conversation.
Tyram: Luke, do you want us to save Helisana?
Justin Hale: killer.
Ali Leonard: Okay. I Yeah. I
Tyram: Okay, I guess that's the bottom line
Ali Leonard: didn't know if Helisana was like that was the key like we had to say,
Luke Neverisky: care. Oh, no. I want a organic decision. Whatever we've decided.
Ali Leonard: you know, like
Luke Neverisky: Don't do it. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um Mhm. Mhm.
Tyram: then. I don't know. Like I think that it's a good story beat if like we like heal your fractured soul if that's what
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: this is. But I also think it's a good story beat if we help your
Ali Leonard: your badness.
Tyram: goodness destroy your badness. If that's what this is.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. I don't know what it is.
Tyram: I don't know which this is. is I think either one's a I think either one's a good story,
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: but um I just I don't know what we're what we're aiming for right
Luke Neverisky: Sammy,
Ali Leonard: But we always make we all make mistakes. So either
Christopher Hooper: I I I I feel like and and Luke can chime in too,
Ali Leonard: one, it'll be
Christopher Hooper: but I feel like all of this is on the board. So, just like purely do like what y'all want to like do in character and stuff
Luke Neverisky: what's Yeah, I feel Like
Christopher Hooper: like um Yeah.
Tyram: now.
Luke Neverisky: I feel like maybe at the risk of sounding le like
Ali Leonard: fun.
Luke Neverisky: we can punt this decision kind of right as far as like what the ultimate like what you know kill versus save quoteunquote like we still have other things to do that and maybe we'll uh maybe we'll get a glimpse as to actually what the state
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I know Elizabeth would lead would lean toward safe without knowing if we don't have the information. She would lead towards
Justin Hale: Brew already rolled that chaos die. He doesn't care if Elisa
Ali Leonard: safe. He does not give a s***. That is an employer. That's a business
Justin Hale: lives. I mean, it doesn't make it doesn't make sense to his brain. He's like, "There's the
Ali Leonard: relationship.
Justin Hale: one that was trapped. Kill the bad one." Pretty pretty
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: black and white.
Ali Leonard: I think that's the issue Elizabeth has is like but Helisana is my
Tyram: I'm torn.
Justin Hale: Damn.
Tyram: So, I'm torn because I think it's good character development for Silus to care about his friends, but it's also true that Helisana at no point acted like
Luke Neverisky: She did call you guys
Ali Leonard: friend right exactly exactly and
Tyram: our friends.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: that's also what I'm wrestling Cuz Elizabeth
Luke Neverisky: coworkers. Yeah,
Ali Leonard: for sure thought they were friends. And now she's like, "Wait, were we
Luke Neverisky: I feel real bad when like you had Elizabeth like try to protect things like
Ali Leonard: friends?"
Tyram: Yes. Well, that's why
Justin Hale: Correct.
Ali Leonard: And you're like, "I don't give a s*** if you live or die. Yep.
Tyram: I was trying to ask like Liliana if that's what I was trying to ask Liliana if like Helisana did in fact think of us as friends or not because I feel like the answer to that question is basically
Luke Neverisky: that.
Tyram: the way I want to go. Like if Helisana, there's a part of Helisana that did have a genuine connection of camaraderie with the group. I want to try to save Helasana. But if Helisana really is just a completely selfish
Luke Neverisky: So I mean
Tyram: uh bastion of evil, then yeah, let's f****** kill
Luke Neverisky: yeah Lilia wouldn't know that have access to her thoughts protot. poker. So, all I
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: her.
Luke Neverisky: can Yeah. I mean, as far as the former player
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: of her, um I will say that uh fame was most important above all
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And I'm kind of realizing that and like think
Justin Hale: retrospect.
Ali Leonard: back to like
Tyram: Okay. So, we could play
Luke Neverisky: else.
Tyram: this as we are vanquishing the dark part of you that has been severed from your soul. or I don't know if we decide we wanted to like reunite your
Luke Neverisky: All
Tyram: two halves and like make you a whole person. Either one of those is a good
Ali Leonard: situations.
Tyram: story, you know, like I said. So, you know, it's whatever. I'll be I'll be down with whatever the group
Ali Leonard: Yeah, we can zone of truth her and see if we were her
Tyram: decides. Oh, yeah.
Ali Leonard: friends. And if we weren't, then she
Tyram: Actually, I kind of like
Luke Neverisky: right. It's
Ali Leonard: dies. That's it. And that can be you can kill her if you
Tyram: that. You're either one of our friends or you're f****** dead to us.
Luke Neverisky: true.
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Ali Leonard: want. Have your death fireworks
Christopher Hooper: man. I uh I know the battles
Ali Leonard: ready.
Christopher Hooper: seem bleak, but the fact that like Silas with one intelligence point like hit the panel like with like I think you you only exceeded it by like three hit points your
Ali Leonard: Oh my
Tyram: Okay. Because I I rolled
Christopher Hooper: hit. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: god.
Tyram: really well on that sneak attack damage. Like way better than I normally do. So
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: that was that really was a uh a pretty
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it it was like I was so
Tyram: uh make orb break moment
Justin Hale: battles.
Christopher Hooper: worried you were going to like miss with your second attack and like oh no
Tyram: there. Well, I do I do get the advantage from any
Christopher Hooper: like the heck. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,
Tyram: anytime I hit I give myself advantage which is pretty
Christopher Hooper: "Okay, like this should be fine." Like, but like holy s***, if you had rolled bad, especially the first roll, right? If you had missed or something like that, like with
Tyram: useful. If I had missed on that first attack, which Yeah,
Justin Hale: Battles that
Christopher Hooper: me.
Tyram: that that would have been f******
Justin Hale: we coast through are boring. Like when there's when there's that element of danger, it makes it more interesting like for for every turn. Like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: when battles aren't hard, it's really only interesting on your turn,
Tyram: garbage.
Justin Hale: you know?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, that's
Justin Hale: There's just no
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Christopher Hooper: like I was like I was like, "Y'all are coasting through this and y'all are going to die." I think I think y'all are used to battles like coasting. I need to make sure y'all know that if you do that
Justin Hale: risk.
Christopher Hooper: and don't focus. This could go badly. And then once you did, it was like
Tyram: I was trying to focus on crank, but
Christopher Hooper: straightforward.
Ali Leonard: We
Tyram: like circumstances kind of made my targets made the choice of my targets for me because once I'm blind, I don't know where the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: were like we were focused but all
Tyram: f*** Crank is anymore. I don't know where the goddamn speakers are, you know?
Justin Hale: Well, my
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: on the wrong like all on separate
Justin Hale: my initial focus was crowd control. Like that's usually my priority is
Ali Leonard: stuff.
Justin Hale: crowd control so that you guys can like go in for the kill. And then
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Mhm.
Justin Hale: that fell apart
Tyram: Well, Crang was basically
Justin Hale: quickly.
Tyram: immune because of their like stupid high saves to like all of your
Justin Hale: Yeah. And then when Crang was like on top of me, it was like, well, f***. What do I do
Tyram: s***.
Justin Hale: now? And then when the when the party like shifted, it was like, "Okay, I don't know what we're doing anymore." Because like that's usually
Tyram: Well, the thing that made it feel like really hopeless to me was like
Justin Hale: my
Tyram: not knowing that the speakers ended the fight. Um, it seemed like even if we take out the speakers, which are definitely bad news, Crang is doing 50 f****** damage basically automatically every single turn.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: And they will kill us, you
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I need to respspec
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: know.
Justin Hale: my spells because I need more like crowd control stuff.
Christopher Hooper: So,
Justin Hale: Kind of what I want for geared
Christopher Hooper: um something that so the like mobs are using the um like the horror mechanic from flea mortals. So, you should know like things like shatter and stuff like AoE type
Justin Hale: towards.
Christopher Hooper: stuff is like very effective against those. Um, and if
Justin Hale: Okay, that's good to know.
Christopher Hooper: you're and and like single hit like high damage is a a lot less effective, but you can do like basically you're if you if you hit them, you'll definitely kill one, but you're hoping to kill
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: like more than one at least with every hit basically.
Justin Hale: Yeah. I need to go back through for
Christopher Hooper: Um, so that's like a good thing to know. Uh, when you
Justin Hale: sure.
Christopher Hooper: see any like enemy like that is like try to you're trying to kill like many of them like per turn
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: Okay. Well, I'm going to go ahead and uh and bow out here, but yeah, have fun everybody. I'll see you guys
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: basically. Thanks. See you
Tyram: uh next week.
Justin Hale: Bye. Bye.
Christopher Hooper: Taylor. Thanks all.