2025-12-05
Christopher Hooper: There are there we are. Got it. Yeah, but no one's here yet. They're still getting on. We are still there. But we're here. Well, you can't see my eyes. You want me to bring it back down so they can see you? Yeah. There. There you are. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. Uhhuh. Hey. Yeah, it is. Hey, should we go see if mama's ready? Um, she said she was. No, I think we'll say hi to your friend. Maybe. Um, you want to come before you go to sleep? Yeah. Okay. Why don't you go do big girl time? All right. He's climbing. She's climbing in the bookshelf. You're going to hide in there. Oh, no. Dad, you can hide with me. Okay. Hey. Can't be friend. Come on. Come on. You want to see me like that? I don't want to see you like I think I do. No, you don't. What's that one called? It's called winter. Now the car going home.
Luke Neverisky: Hello friends. It's been so long. But hello again. It's been so long. Oh,
Tyram: H. Yeah, it's been a few weeks. How you been,
Luke Neverisky: good. Good. Happy to happy to be
Tyram: Luke?
Luke Neverisky: here. Play some D and
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Glad to have you. Um, how was
Luke Neverisky: D. That was great. Yeah.
Tyram: your Thanksgiving?
Luke Neverisky: Um, we didn't see anything. Just hung around, ate some food, lost my football. No, pretty good.
Tyram: Great to hear. I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick, but I'm glad to hear you from here.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Get out. Oh yes.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, it's
Luke Neverisky: What's
Walden Briarhelm: locked in right now. Locked and dialed. Yeah. Don't let me interrupt you. We got double toeer. How you feeling, Luke?
Luke Neverisky: f******
Walden Briarhelm: How's
Luke Neverisky: good. I'm currently in a walk with him right now. He's uh he's got his little coat on. It's cold as
Walden Briarhelm: chicken? Oh, yeah. Cuz he's like always like 6% body fat. He's always
Luke Neverisky: f***.
Walden Briarhelm: ripped. Well, I I think I think that's how they work.
Luke Neverisky: Yep. That's my
Walden Briarhelm: I I recent I've recently I've recently
Luke Neverisky: boy. He was so
Walden Briarhelm: become very aware of the fact that I don't know s*** about
Luke Neverisky: dead.
Walden Briarhelm: dogs, especially compared to my cat knowledge because I've only had cats for my life. But somebody somebody was
Luke Neverisky: Well, that makes
Walden Briarhelm: like, "We have this really cute little super expensive white dog for free that you could have." And I'm like, "For all the reasons that that sounds amazing, I don't think I know how to take care of a dog completely. And I don't think I should do it in the dead of
Luke Neverisky: sense. Probably not the winner.
Walden Briarhelm: winter. Yeah. I
Luke Neverisky: That's that's a an extra
Walden Briarhelm: mean, it's uh it's it's a it's a balmy
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Luke Neverisky: element. You could do it, but it's, you
Walden Briarhelm: 28, but it'll drop down to seven tonight. So, I'm like, it was a thought. I think it was
Luke Neverisky: know, puppy or
Walden Briarhelm: like eight weeks old or something. I'm like,
Luke Neverisky: adult. Oh,
Walden Briarhelm: yeah.
Luke Neverisky: yeah. You don't want to make those late
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, this
Luke Neverisky: night s*** bathroom drifts when he's like peeing and Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I'm feeling like
Luke Neverisky: You want to do that when it's warmer?
Walden Briarhelm: May some sometime between uh not ice on every act piece of a******. Oh, that's a good boy. He's such a good
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, there is in his little
Walden Briarhelm: boy. He just seems so content all the time. How you
Luke Neverisky: coat. That's my
Walden Briarhelm: doing,
Luke Neverisky: dog. What
Justin Hale: What up?
Luke Neverisky: up Good
Tyram: Hello. Hello.
Walden Briarhelm: Justin?
Luke Neverisky: question.
Justin Hale: How do
Walden Briarhelm: You ready to start your engines
Ali Leonard: We'll see if it works out because I had
Walden Briarhelm: tonight?
Ali Leonard: to make my own thing because I couldn't find exactly what I wanted. So, I had to
Walden Briarhelm: I think it's going to be
Luke Neverisky: It's very
Ali Leonard: make my own
Walden Briarhelm: awesome. Just going in with full positivity
Luke Neverisky: tight.
Ali Leonard: game. We'll just play it by ear. It'll be
Luke Neverisky: That'll be
Ali Leonard: fine. And if it sucks, then we'll just do we'll try again next
Walden Briarhelm: already. Play it by
Tyram: Is that the K-pop demon? Demon Hunter
Ali Leonard: week. You know what I mean?
Tyram: Tiger on your sweater there,
Ellis Taylor: This is
Walden Briarhelm: gear.
Justin Hale: His name is
Tyram: Martha. It is actually Derpy,
Ellis Taylor: Derpy. Derpy the
Luke Neverisky: great. All right, that's
Justin Hale: Derpy. Mhm.
Tyram: isn't it? Yeah, that's
Luke Neverisky: fine.
Justin Hale: I finally
Tyram: what I heard that like they that's just what they called him like amongst the dev team and they
Ellis Taylor: tiger. Think
Justin Hale: That's
Tyram: just decided to officially make it the name at one
Justin Hale: hilarious. The eyes
Ali Leonard: I mean the eyes are
Ellis Taylor: so. Yeah, they're
Walden Briarhelm: It look like the Majora's Masked Moon
Justin Hale: are kind of weird.
Tyram: point.
Ellis Taylor: like up and
Walden Briarhelm: eyes. I mean, not
Tyram: a little
Ali Leonard: like they can see everything.
Ellis Taylor: down.
Walden Briarhelm: exactly. Just got to squint and kind of not look at it really.
Tyram: bit. Oh. So, um, hey all of you, uh, folks with, uh, the youngsters, uh, my brother was in town, uh, for Thanksgiving. So, he
Luke Neverisky: Oh.
Tyram: was showing his kids Bluey and, um, there was a, one of the episodes, one, the bingo had like a feather wand that she used
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Tyram: to like her thing was like make everything heavy. That'd actually be a really good
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that would be.
Tyram: D&D item. As I was
Ellis Taylor: would. There's a couple of things like the dance mode button
Justin Hale: Magic xylophone would be fun, too.
Tyram: watching
Ellis Taylor: would be awesome.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. More silly items. Nothing that we really need. That's like in retrospect in my campaign. I should have more silly items.
Justin Hale: We could do a high stakes keepy
Tyram: Oh
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh my god.
Tyram: man, you could just do a whole bluey
Ellis Taylor: Yes. I really want to do a Bluey
Justin Hale: upy. That
Tyram: uh bluey session, I guess.
Ellis Taylor: session. That would be so much fun.
Justin Hale: would be fun.
Tyram: The other thing I had an idea for was to do like an a Hallmark Christmas movie session where like you guys have to like uh help some like rich city girl who's moved back to her hometown like run a Christmas festival or something like
Ellis Taylor: I really want to do a secret tunnel episode,
Tyram: that.
Ellis Taylor: but it wouldn't land with everybody.
Tyram: Yeah, because
Ellis Taylor: So
Tyram: some people haven't seen the show,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Who?
Ali Leonard: Finally, I'm not a part of
Justin Hale: I have I have no idea what you're talking
Tyram: Justin. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: that.
Justin Hale: about.
Tyram: And that's the
Justin Hale: Has literally everyone else seen it but
Tyram: problem.
Ellis Taylor: Justin, everyone see an Avatar Air
Tyram: think
Ali Leonard: Exactly. Yeah, I think
Ellis Taylor: Bender? I think so.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Okay. Time. I haven't. Sorry.
Tyram: so. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: so. Oh my
Ellis Taylor: Oh my god. Honestly, you probably could start with
Justin Hale: Boom.
Ali Leonard: god.
Ellis Taylor: the secret tunnel episode because it doesn't pertain to really
Justin Hale: Boom.
Ellis Taylor: anything. Episode one and then secret tunnel.
Walden Briarhelm: yeah,
Tyram: I mean, just no. Just watch the whole
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I just watch the
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Luke Neverisky: Sorry.
Tyram: show. It's like it's like 60 episodes. It's only three seasons. Just
Ali Leonard: little
Walden Briarhelm: that's it's great. It's not even a bad watch. It's
Tyram: f****** watch
Ali Leonard: show. It's very
Walden Briarhelm: It's never hard to watch. It's always
Justin Hale: I don't I
Tyram: it. It's legitimately
Ali Leonard: good.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: good.
Justin Hale: don't
Tyram: the best animated show of all time. So, like, it's not like you're this like an eat
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: your vegetables type of thing. This is a what an experience you have in
Ellis Taylor: This is like an ex. Yeah.
Tyram: front of you type of thing.
Ali Leonard: I did cry while watching it.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. 100%. I mean, if it says anything, the
Justin Hale: disagree I
Ali Leonard: So, watch out for that.
Ellis Taylor: filler episode is my favorite
Justin Hale: don't listen I'm not
Ali Leonard: But I also laughed a
Justin Hale: against watching Avatar but most of my video consumption these
Ellis Taylor: episode.
Justin Hale: days is largely governed by small gremlins and if they don't want to watch
Tyram: Watch it
Ali Leonard: lot. Get
Justin Hale: it. I've tried. I've tried.
Tyram: with your kids. It is fine to watch with your
Ali Leonard: this. That's what I'm saying.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh.
Justin Hale: Ollie's not into it yet. He doesn't want to give it a chance
Tyram: kids.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And then I want to see
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, yes.
Ali Leonard: a full ABA in the room. I want a
Walden Briarhelm: You're going to have an APA
Ali Leonard: life size life
Walden Briarhelm: root. The fact that aa doesn't mean something has
Ali Leonard: size. And
Walden Briarhelm: hurts.
Ali Leonard: then I can go over there and like sleep on
Walden Briarhelm: Uh, think like Snorlax kind
Justin Hale: yet. Hey, I put my Christmas tree up.
Ali Leonard: it. Me
Justin Hale: It's right
Ali Leonard: too. A
Justin Hale: here. Oh, hold on. Stupid filter. How do I turn
Ali Leonard: mine's a little bit bigger than
Justin Hale: my filter
Tyram: I think we got the it.
Luke Neverisky: Perfect.
Justin Hale: off? It's for toeer. It's specifically for
Tyram: Okay.
Ali Leonard: that. I know I
Ellis Taylor: ancient
Tyram: Ah, I say we're
Ali Leonard: got
Ellis Taylor: joints
Tyram: repping tonight.
Justin Hale: toer.
Ali Leonard: screen. I'm repping my
Ellis Taylor: and necessary.
Christopher Hooper: I'm not ripping
Walden Briarhelm: That's awesome.
Tyram: Yeah, you guys all need to go put on
Ali Leonard: cat.
Justin Hale: do it. Hey, I finally
Tyram: Zelda things real
Ali Leonard: I don't own anything,
Justin Hale: wore my D and D appropriate shirt
Tyram: quick. Hell yeah.
Justin Hale: today. I've had this shirt for Oh my gosh, I've had this shirt for almost 10
Tyram: Glad to see it.
Ali Leonard: Zelda.
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Justin Hale: years.
Tyram: Where does the time
Ellis Taylor: Nice. Yeah.
Justin Hale: Also, I finally put up all my
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Did
Walden Briarhelm: Woohoo. So, wow.
Luke Neverisky: This
Justin Hale: board
Christopher Hooper: you just put them um
Walden Briarhelm: Nice stash.
Justin Hale: games.
Ellis Taylor: I'll be
Christopher Hooper: wall?
Justin Hale: What? What' you
Christopher Hooper: I said, did you just hide the board games behind your
Justin Hale: say? I hid the
Tyram: go?
Ali Leonard: Nice.
Ellis Taylor: back.
Christopher Hooper: drywall? Oh, nice.
Luke Neverisky: Vent.
Justin Hale: drywall behind my board games.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, correct order.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Sad. Sadly, that's not all of them because those
Tyram: What's the poster next to your uh next to your board
Justin Hale: are still there. Uh, it's an old Pokemon poster from the board game shop that I used to go to. I have a
Tyram: games?
Luke Neverisky: What's
Justin Hale: bunch of like random posters and junk from just collectible stuff and I never did anything with it. So,
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: while I was going through these boxes, I was like, I don't I don't have any place for it to go. It's going on
Ellis Taylor: Nice. Nice.
Justin Hale: the wall. So, it's all just like
Christopher Hooper: Nice. All right.
Justin Hale: literally thumbtacked half-hazardly to the wall.
Luke Neverisky: it?
Tyram: as is
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Tyram: appropriate. Oh. Um, are any of you uh people with a Nashville connection like coming back to Nashville during the holidays here? Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'll be there the
Justin Hale: this it would be a little weird
Tyram: I wasn't f****** asking you,
Ellis Taylor: fourth.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I have a natural
Justin Hale: if Kofheer wasn't
Christopher Hooper: connection.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. I don't
Tyram: Choper. Yeah, but you're in Nashville, so that
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'll be there the 14th to the
Luke Neverisky: know.
Ellis Taylor: 27th. 26th 27th.
Tyram: whatever. Hell
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we shall
Christopher Hooper: I guess uh I guess we should do in person D and
Ellis Taylor: hang. Yeah, the majority is natural, right? No, it'll be 50. No, close
Christopher Hooper: D. Yep. Close enough.
Tyram: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: enough.
Christopher Hooper: All you'll be around, right?
Ali Leonard: if it's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, we can make it on a
Ali Leonard: on a
Christopher Hooper: Saturday. All right, majority. Everybody
Tyram: Hell
Ali Leonard: Saturday.
Tyram: yeah. Justin's used to conferencing into games
Christopher Hooper: playing, no
Justin Hale: this is
Tyram: played in Nashville at this point anyway.
Justin Hale: true. We already know you have the room set
Tyram: So
Ellis Taylor: Stop.
Christopher Hooper: excuses. Yeah,
Justin Hale: up, Topheer. You can't undo
Christopher Hooper: it's only gotten more uh improved since Ellis and Luke
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: visited. Yeah, the
Luke Neverisky: What the did I do?
Justin Hale: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: daddy. There's curtains
Luke Neverisky: Oh s***. I don't have to worry about like Yeah, that's seeing into your house.
Christopher Hooper: now. Yeah, it's
Luke Neverisky: Are you singing to daddy? That's
Tyram: It used to be we'd be playing it and just like there's
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I don't see the
Tyram: these crowds of strangers right outside the window just watching us
Ellis Taylor: flag. What do I do?
Christopher Hooper: a
Tyram: play.
Luke Neverisky: awesome.
Ellis Taylor: That's
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: So, we waiting on anyone at this
Walden Briarhelm: Having audio.
Ali Leonard: I don't know if everybody's ready to to to to
Justin Hale: Uh, we were born
Tyram: point. We haven't played D and D in over two weeks. I am more than
Ali Leonard: do
Luke Neverisky: So ready. I'll be in my
Ali Leonard: it. Oh, you
Ellis Taylor: hard.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. To
Luke Neverisky: computer. But yeah, we can
Christopher Hooper: create Zugar, first I have to create the
Tyram: ready.
Walden Briarhelm: I think I got it. Can you guys hear
Luke Neverisky: get bye.
Ali Leonard: are. This is going to be a minute if he has to create
Ellis Taylor: I am
Christopher Hooper: world. No, I didn't. It's okay.
Ali Leonard: the
Walden Briarhelm: me?
Justin Hale: Some stories say like around like seven
Luke Neverisky: So
Justin Hale: days,
Tyram: Goodness. Damn
Ali Leonard: world. Sorry, Taylor. It's gonna be seven days.
Luke Neverisky: this
Justin Hale: right? We got worlds to create,
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Tyram: it. I don't care for this at
Luke Neverisky: feel
Justin Hale: man. Well, you should have created your world a week ago and we could have avoided this whole
Christopher Hooper: Yeah,
Justin Hale: mess.
Tyram: all. I wasn't aware there was world creation that was
Justin Hale: Anticipate the
Tyram: needed. I just thought of a silly voice and a personality gimmick from my guy. I don't know why you guys are
Ali Leonard: That
Christopher Hooper: Taylor, we gave
Tyram: creating entire worlds.
Ali Leonard: Sounds sounds about right. It's all you
Christopher Hooper: you two weeks. Why are you so unprepared? Sure. Ellis
Justin Hale: needs. You just don't you don't
Tyram: No one told me to prepare a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I
Christopher Hooper: didn't even choose a
Justin Hale: have worlds at the ready. Come on,
Walden Briarhelm: Uhoh.
Ellis Taylor: did. I'm
Christopher Hooper: racer, did you?
Justin Hale: man.
Tyram: world. Eraser got chosen for her
Ali Leonard: need. She defaulted
Justin Hale: I think you mean a
Tyram: since everybody else is grabbed up already.
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
Tyram: Oh, right. Sorry. We had It's been so long since we played, we don't
Ali Leonard: eraser. Um, thank you. Sorry, I we're still not
Ellis Taylor: Serge. What are we doing for
Tyram: even remember the proper terminology anymore. We're all playing
Ali Leonard: We're not in it. Yeah, we're not in it
Ellis Taylor: character sheets? Are we just using ours? Go with
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: racist tonight.
Ali Leonard: yet. Um,
Ellis Taylor: a
Justin Hale: racist.
Ali Leonard: you shouldn't really need It's going to be mostly
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: RP until you're in your cars and your
Christopher Hooper: Have you learned stat blocks?
Ali Leonard: cars are different. So, not really stat blocks, more like
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Ali Leonard: rules, different rules, and you have all the same health.
Luke Neverisky: I'm here for
Justin Hale: I can't believe can't believe you do this to me. I'm going to need at
Ali Leonard: So, but if you want
Walden Briarhelm: This is awesome
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: least a week to prepare for
Ali Leonard: to like do checks and stuff, then you'll just use your regular character
Justin Hale: this.
Ali Leonard: sheet. like you want to do history
Justin Hale: I got a I got a new D&D notebook that's appropriate for our
Walden Briarhelm: already. Sure.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: main
Tyram: Oh, hell. It's
Ellis Taylor: Is it
Christopher Hooper: How many
Justin Hale: campaign. It's got the moon and then it's
Tyram: got the moon on
Ali Leonard: and it's got the
Ellis Taylor: falling?
Christopher Hooper: moons does it
Justin Hale: got that moon on the back. Uh I mean technically
Ali Leonard: moon. That's got two
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: have? Oh,
Justin Hale: too it's the same. It's the same real moon but like you
Tyram: it. Well, okay. But aren't we uh aren't we down to one
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you're going to scratch that one out. Get the rid
Justin Hale: know Oh
Tyram: moon anyway in the campaign right now?
Ali Leonard: moons. We're never down to one
Christopher Hooper: okay. Maybe if the first moon looks like a real
Luke Neverisky: of that
Justin Hale: yeah. Oh, all
Ali Leonard: moon.
Christopher Hooper: moon, but the second moon looks like an artificial moon,
Luke Neverisky: one.
Christopher Hooper: then it works out. Shut
Justin Hale: right. You look like an artificial moon. Got him. Got
Tyram: Wow. Call a doctor for that
Ali Leonard: Got him. Me pull
Walden Briarhelm: Oh,
Ali Leonard: up my Google doc that I just kind of
Tyram: one.
Justin Hale: him.
Ali Leonard: typed. It's a lot of stream of consciousness. Is this is what is what
Christopher Hooper: up. I'm just so
Luke Neverisky: Oh, yes. I excuse the
Ali Leonard: I wrote for this little
Walden Briarhelm: damn. That's
Christopher Hooper: curious. I feel like there's like a murder mystery aspect of like which one
Ali Leonard: oneshot.
Walden Briarhelm: awesome.
Christopher Hooper: of us sabotaged Elsa. That's what I don't
Luke Neverisky: end.
Justin Hale: Oh, no. No, no,
Tyram: Yeah. Which one's the real
Ali Leonard: There's do
Christopher Hooper: know. Was it me? Was it
Tyram: cheater? Yeah.
Ali Leonard: I know was it else but with
Tyram: I think based off of the descriptions Ally shared, I think
Walden Briarhelm: This called
Justin Hale: no.
Tyram: that it was uh Martha's person because like they have like
Ellis Taylor: Are we both part of
Christopher Hooper: me?
Tyram: the most motive to
Ali Leonard: herself? How do you know that I've planned
Ellis Taylor: MX? Was Elizabeth part of
Tyram: cheat. Oh, I don't know.
Walden Briarhelm: cheating.
Ellis Taylor: MX as
Ali Leonard: it? No, there's only one
Ellis Taylor: well?
Ali Leonard: two person team because they have more money. It's whoever has the most money. You
Tyram: Silus would be crushed if he found out that Ellsworth really was a cheater.
Ali Leonard: know what I
Ellis Taylor: Okay. I could see Serge. I
Tyram: He really believes in
Ali Leonard: mean? We'll find
Ellis Taylor: just could see trying
Christopher Hooper: I hope it's accidentally like George or something.
Ali Leonard: out. What are you talking about? Okay. Well, do you guys want to get
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Sure. Surely.
Tyram: Ell
Ali Leonard: started? I mean, we can kind of start
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: to
Ali Leonard: by I know you guys all read each other's,
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: but it starts off and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Quiet.
Ali Leonard: Exactly. Thank you. Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: Quiet.
Tyram: Who brought their children
Ali Leonard: No, if she wants to take over, I would actually really appreciate it because she has more kind
Tyram: to the
Ali Leonard: of Thank you. And that was actually
Tyram: racetrack?
Ali Leonard: Tito's secretary telling you guys just to take a
Justin Hale: Whoa. Um, my immersion is
Ali Leonard: seat. So that was
Ellis Taylor: and this
Justin Hale: already broken because your descriptions in Discord say racer and not
Ellis Taylor: is all because I don't
Ali Leonard: great. Oh my god. I'm so
Justin Hale: racist.
Ali Leonard: sorry. I'm Okay, so we should just kind of start
Tyram: Damn it,
Ali Leonard: over. We'll come back next week and kind of try
Walden Briarhelm: This isn't lore
Justin Hale: Sorry guys. Oh, I beefed
Tyram: Justin. What the
Ali Leonard: again. So, you guys have all shown
Ellis Taylor: You still need my
Ali Leonard: up. You're at This is the finale race weekend for this season, which I guess would have
Walden Briarhelm: accurate.
Tyram: hell?
Ali Leonard: been a few months ago in the campaign that we're at, but it's finale race
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: weekend at the Greatport
Ellis Taylor: help.
Ali Leonard: Speedway and you're in the Pagota on the top floor, which is Tito Bonito's office and you're outside of his office because
Ellis Taylor: I can see how Mr. Sterling said he
Ali Leonard: he called all six of you to a meeting and you guys don't know why and Elizabeth isn't there. It's just the six of you and there's only seven drivers in the circuit and you all know each other obviously. So, you're kind of just waiting outside of
Ellis Taylor: wanted
Ali Leonard: his door and his
Ellis Taylor: Let's do
Ali Leonard: secretary, as she so eloquently put it, told you to take a seat and he'll be right out. He's in another
Ellis Taylor: this. All
Tyram: All right, we RP now. All
Ali Leonard: meeting. Yeah. Whatever you guys He'll be right
Tyram: right. Okay, I know how that
Ali Leonard: out. He's in another meeting.
Tyram: is. All right, so I
Ali Leonard: Yeah, he's the president of the
Tyram: guess I guess Denlin is he's a human and
Ali Leonard: circuit.
Tyram: uh he's new to you guys. He's the newest guy in the race, but he acts like you all
Ellis Taylor: right. Oh
Tyram: work for him. Um, and uh, he comes
Ellis Taylor: god.
Tyram: in with a sending stone and you hear him talking like, "You tell those orphans that if they want to have any coal put in their stoves, then they better hit their quotas next
Ali Leonard: Yeah. It feels
Ellis Taylor: electronic personal
Tyram: time." Hangs up, goes, and sits down.
Christopher Hooper: Zugore. Um,
Ellis Taylor: assist.
Christopher Hooper: a 7 foot tall orcish woman. Um, 250 lbs
Ellis Taylor: Come
Christopher Hooper: of lean muscle. doesn't
Ali Leonard: right.
Christopher Hooper: make eye contact with any of you, but follows the instructions and finds the sturdiest chair and sits
Ellis Taylor: on.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. We have chairs for all types. They're
Justin Hale: First step sits on a stool meant for humans.
Ali Leonard: inclusive.
Ellis Taylor: Serge is off next to a window being very moody and staring out. His emo bangs across his face to make a decision right now.
Tyram: Is your person Serge or Sergey? I was
Ellis Taylor: I'm I I'm saying Serge. It could be
Tyram: wondering about
Ali Leonard: However you want. However you want. It's based on Sergio Perez.
Ellis Taylor: Sergey. Sergio. So
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: So here you go. Whatever you
Walden Briarhelm: There's a uh there's an older dwarf who's
Ellis Taylor: Serge
Walden Briarhelm: already found himself in a comfortable chair. He's not super elderly, but he's he's had many years behind him, and he's uh cozied up over to the side. That would be
Ali Leonard: want.
Walden Briarhelm: uh Scotty Mack. He is a a friend of Elvis, and he's uh currently the racer for his
Tyram: Hit the
Walden Briarhelm: family's race team. Oh, I am
Justin Hale: my
Walden Briarhelm: so sorry, the inaccuracies. We should start over, guys.
Justin Hale: immersion. All right, meet me next week,
Tyram: what?
Ali Leonard: Next week we'll come
Walden Briarhelm: Uh he's he's been racisting for uh a very long
Tyram: I don't know if racist is a word to use
Ali Leonard: back.
Walden Briarhelm: time and uh I was just trying to recover. Um and uh his daughter Win is uh looking to take over as the race car driver at the family and he's just
Justin Hale: guys.
Tyram: there.
Walden Briarhelm: here and seems like he's happy to be part of the action.
Ali Leonard: I think only Lancy's left.
Luke Neverisky: Oh s***. Right.
Ali Leonard: Well, that's how you would act
Luke Neverisky: Um yeah, Lansancy. Um in stroll. Oh, what? Yeah. No, right. Uh yes. Well, I um he's also an ascending stone. Um but in less confident than um uh than Denlin. Um he comes in with a uh he's a wiry uh elf coming in through the door. Dad,
Ali Leonard: anyway.
Luke Neverisky: they're making me wait in line. Didn't you tell them who we are? Dad, no. Dad, I mean, I'm with the rabble here, Dad. They're making me sit with everyone else. Can you Can you just like get this? Can you do the thing, Dad?
Ali Leonard: That's how
Luke Neverisky: Bye. And
Justin Hale: You almost sounded like Christopher Walkin in the beginning. I was really hoping that was going
Luke Neverisky: um it
Justin Hale: to be the
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: And then I shoved the watch up my ass. You know,
Justin Hale: accent.
Luke Neverisky: now he's Christopher Walkin.
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, you guys are all not talking to each other, which feels very appropriate. Um, you're not friends.
Luke Neverisky: Daddy.
Tyram: Not too long from now, you will
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Ali Leonard: You're rivals. I get
Tyram: all be working for
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: Zugor looks at
Justin Hale: All All right. That's a cool story, old
Tyram: me. I'm going to be taking over this race
Luke Neverisky: No.
Christopher Hooper: you right into your soul says, "Okay,
Tyram: circuit. Good. This one knows her
Luke Neverisky: No,
Ali Leonard: f***
Luke Neverisky: no. I have a I have a a cushy job
Justin Hale: man.
Tyram: police cuz we are committed to the walking
Luke Neverisky: uh lined up at at my father's
Ali Leonard: you.
Luke Neverisky: company. You know it. I am. And I will not be working for you. I already got a
Tyram: thing.
Ali Leonard: So, as you guys are outside, you hear a lot of yelling coming from inside Keto's office, which is crazy cuz you can tell that
Justin Hale: Oh, three.
Ali Leonard: these doors are thick with like three C's. So, it's got to be
Justin Hale: Damn.
Ali Leonard: like Yeah, three C's. So, it's got to be a big old fight.
Luke Neverisky: job.
Ali Leonard: Um, and you hear a voice yell, "Get it done, or I'll get it done without you." And then the door opens really fast and a dwarf gets pushed out the door. And you might all know who he is. Um, he's not a racist, so why would you? But if you wanted to do a
Tyram: What
Ali Leonard: check, you can. But then he scurries
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: can I
Ali Leonard: away. Um, probably
Christopher Hooper: I don't have stats and I don't
Ali Leonard: history. I could pull up. Yeah.
Tyram: check? Can I just see Silus's stats for
Ali Leonard: So that's great. And I love that for you. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Olivia's trying. I mean,
Tyram: this? Oh, I I don't
Ali Leonard: You'll just use
Ellis Taylor: not Olivia. Serge is trying.
Tyram: know.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, come on, computer. I mean, I'm going to get a
Justin Hale: I just wrote all my stats down
Ali Leonard: siluses.
Ellis Taylor: real dice because my iPad's not
Justin Hale: today. Look at this. Look at that.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: rolling.
Tyram: Well, I got a one. So, um, some other urgent, who
Ellis Taylor: Oh, dirty
Justin Hale: Plus
Ali Leonard: He looks less familiar. You would recognize
Ellis Taylor: 20. Yeah, I'm not doing
Justin Hale: four.
Ali Leonard: him and you probably didn't tell anybody because you'd have to talk to them. Um, but Serge knows that it's Fakery Cooper, which is El
Ellis Taylor: that. Oh, okay.
Ali Leonard: Smith's brother and he's
Tyram: cares?
Ali Leonard: running away. So then
Justin Hale: Good.
Ali Leonard: Tito has the door open and he's like please thank you for waiting I had a urgent meeting all of you please enter this is very
Luke Neverisky: Uh yes, you probably spoke with my father. Uh I will uh see
Ali Leonard: important all to you'll all come
Luke Neverisky: you first.
Ali Leonard: together. Thank you. Yes
Luke Neverisky: Um no, I'm quite sure he told you I would be
Ali Leonard: I yeah I spoke to your dad. Let's go. Uh, come
Ellis Taylor: What did he say when he was
Luke Neverisky: first. My father will be hearing about
Ali Leonard: on. Get it done or I'll get someone else to
Luke Neverisky: this.
Ellis Taylor: leaving?
Tyram: I don't like
Ali Leonard: do
Tyram: having my time wasted, Tito. There's orphans back in the coal mines who are getting uppy
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: again.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mack uh kind of shakes himself off and gets
Luke Neverisky: I
Walden Briarhelm: up out of his seat and he makes his way in. Not uh not really trying to bump shoulders with anybody. Keeps a little bit of
Justin Hale: I assume
Walden Briarhelm: space.
Luke Neverisky: guess
Justin Hale: being the um
Luke Neverisky: you
Ellis Taylor: That's
Justin Hale: most uh valuable
Ellis Taylor: it.
Justin Hale: racer. Do I have like an odd harrage with
Ali Leonard: No,
Justin Hale: me? Oh,
Ali Leonard: everybody's he asked for everybody to come to loan
Justin Hale: okay. All right. Fine. I'll uh
Ali Leonard: today for this private
Ellis Taylor: f*** off
Justin Hale: I'll take my sponsor branded water bottle and my
Ali Leonard: meeting.
Justin Hale: sponsor branded jacket off of the stool with
Ali Leonard: Perfect. Absolutely. Yeah. You're as fast as Infinity Internet. Yeah, absolutely. That's what they say after each Infinity
Ellis Taylor: everybody.
Justin Hale: me.
Ali Leonard: Race and they get like thousand bucks or
Justin Hale: Nice. All right, I gota I got to figure out
Ali Leonard: something.
Justin Hale: what the sponsors of this world are going to be.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: It's got to be Sunville's,
Tyram: Some bills. Some bills for
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Some bills for
Ali Leonard: Anyway, okay.
Ellis Taylor: Ford
Christopher Hooper: posting.
Justin Hale: right?
Ali Leonard: Thank you all for coming to the
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: meeting. As you
Luke Neverisky: sure. You're
Ali Leonard: know, our board, which is
Luke Neverisky: welcome.
Tyram: sure.
Ali Leonard: comprised of each of your team owners, and of course you, Jenlin, you're part of the board and Elizabeth, unfortunately, are having some issues because to get some things
Ellis Taylor: What
Ali Leonard: passed, we need a unanimous
Ellis Taylor: happened?
Ali Leonard: vote. We have six or I guess five of six of the seven votes and I need the last one. So I have a plan already in motion. However, it may not pan out. So I need you to work either together or separately to get Elizabeth out of the circuit. If you don't, I'm happy to get rid of your teams. I can get someone in here
Christopher Hooper: What?
Luke Neverisky: Well, you can't get rid of I mean some of these other people
Justin Hale: Thank
Ali Leonard: tomorrow. Your dad has already agreed to
Luke Neverisky: maybe, but
Justin Hale: you.
Ali Leonard: it. You can call him.
Luke Neverisky: I I don't believe
Ali Leonard: He's already agreed to
Luke Neverisky: you. I I you I will
Ellis Taylor: Did I miss what the vote Did I miss what
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to go call my
Ellis Taylor: the boat was for?
Ali Leonard: it. It was to pass some issues that we've been having. That
Ellis Taylor: I'm
Ali Leonard: will help
Luke Neverisky: dad.
Ellis Taylor: not
Tyram: Well, the knee corporation will only fund you if
Ali Leonard: everyone. It'll help every team if we pass
Walden Briarhelm: uh intentionally
Tyram: I'm the one behind the wheel. As you well know, you can't afford to
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: lose
Ellis Taylor: everybody.
Tyram: me. Oh, well,
Ali Leonard: We can. Yeah. Yeah, we
Tyram: s***.
Ali Leonard: can. Yeah. And if you
Walden Briarhelm: there. I I
Ali Leonard: stay, you make more
Walden Briarhelm: can't
Ellis Taylor: It's a hot
Ali Leonard: money if you get rid of if I've
Walden Briarhelm: I can't do that. We're friends.
Ali Leonard: spoken also to your father, the team owner, and he's also agreed He
Walden Briarhelm: Papy, there's no way he'd do that.
Ellis Taylor: bud. because I'm too busy
Ali Leonard: understood.
Walden Briarhelm: Uh, I step away to call my
Ellis Taylor: taking care of my
Ali Leonard: Yeah, he knows that your friendship is very important, but your team is more
Tyram: You can't bully me around
Ellis Taylor: trainer. You know what I'm
Tyram: many, but I do enjoy the taste of the tears of these losers
Walden Briarhelm: You make
Tyram: when I defeat them on the
Ali Leonard: important.
Christopher Hooper: Zugor Zugor gives you a very quizzical look, not
Walden Briarhelm: it.
Ellis Taylor: talking
Christopher Hooper: quite understanding what you're saying, and says, "Okay." and steps away to call of her
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is
Tyram: track.
Ali Leonard: who's not even the team owner just calls her
Luke Neverisky: That is a real chance
Ellis Taylor: Elizabeth the team owner? Is that why she's doing the voting and we're not?
Ali Leonard: dad. Yeah, she's Yeah. So only
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: people on the board who are the team owners get to vote. And so Denlin is a team owner. Elizabeth is a
Ellis Taylor: Gotcha.
Ali Leonard: team owner. Lancy's dad. Scotty Mac's
Luke Neverisky: here.
Ali Leonard: dad. Um, and Serge Serge work for the same group, MX. So, their CEO is on the board. And then Zuger's got works for a foundation and their CEO is on the board. I don't care
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: Well, you don't
Ali Leonard: how you get it
Tyram: have to twist my arm too much. I hate Ellmith. I'll gladly humiliate her on the
Ali Leonard: done. The only thing is don't get caught. If you get
Tyram: track. You see that? Like
Ali Leonard: caught by officials, I can't say to you because that's the officials are part of a different
Tyram: uh Denlin was like like like working on the sides of her revolver. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh s***. Okay. Tucks
Ali Leonard: group.
Tyram: away. It's one of those types of
Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mack re-enters the room
Tyram: operations. Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: and he's got a a little bit of a tear in his eye. He's like, I I can't believe it, but Papy said we got to do what we
Ellis Taylor: Mom,
Walden Briarhelm: got to do for us. I feel like I can't cross El
Ellis Taylor: who's
Walden Briarhelm: Smith. But he said to
Tyram: You mind more than the
Walden Briarhelm: think of when and he kind of goes quiet and you see him get
Ellis Taylor: that?
Justin Hale: Have you cleared this with sun billills and blue ox?
Tyram: orbit?
Justin Hale: Those are my sponsors. Of
Ali Leonard: That's I mean that's up to your CEO and if they don't if you don't get
Justin Hale: course, I only operate with the most
Ali Leonard: caught, you know what I
Walden Briarhelm: lost.
Justin Hale: integrity. And then I chug a blue ox.
Ali Leonard: mean?
Tyram: Oh, okay. Blue ox. I
Ellis Taylor: What was that scene? Ah, shoot.
Tyram: didn't
Ali Leonard: Of course he
Ellis Taylor: Oh, they do like 10 product placements within like five minutes. The
Justin Hale: Wayne's
Ellis Taylor: entire Wayne's World. That's what it was.
Justin Hale: world.
Tyram: I can just picture
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Tyram: a blue ox logo, too. That's really
Justin Hale: Mhm. Sun bills and blue
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Ali Leonard: did. So
Justin Hale: locks.
Ali Leonard: the race is in 24 hours. You have until
Luke Neverisky: yes.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: great.
Walden Briarhelm: Uh, do I I I hate to even ask, but
Tyram: Well, murder
Walden Briarhelm: does anybody have any
Tyram: is off the table apparently. Jeez. Well, it
Ali Leonard: then. Yeah, I shouldn't have to say
Walden Briarhelm: suggestions? Yeah. I don't I I don't know
Tyram: helps when you
Ali Leonard: that.
Walden Briarhelm: why we All right. So, we got to
Tyram: clarify.
Ali Leonard: We want
Walden Briarhelm: we got to really make sure we're detailed here.
Ellis Taylor: It's
Ali Leonard: her disgraced. We want her out of the circuit. We want her disgraced and out of
Walden Briarhelm: I
Justin Hale: What was the
Ali Leonard: here and not be able to come back.
Walden Briarhelm: wonder. Well, let's start
Ali Leonard: We
Walden Briarhelm: there. We don't know. She was
Ali Leonard: need No, I said she
Walden Briarhelm: intentionally vague with
Ali Leonard: voted against their last um what is it called when you put something to a vote like in the board meeting? She voted
Ellis Taylor: What did she vote
Justin Hale: reason? But if we all vote against
Ali Leonard: against
Ellis Taylor: against?
Justin Hale: you now, would we all get kicked
Tyram: I I guess I would
Ali Leonard: it. Ask your team
Justin Hale: out?
Tyram: know, right?
Ali Leonard: owner. Yeah, you would know. So, I guess I if you want to release that information, I can release
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: it. If you would release the information, I can release it for
Tyram: I'd like to know what the information is. Like me, Taylor would like to know
Ali Leonard: you. I'll send it to
Tyram: before Okay.
Ali Leonard: you.
Walden Briarhelm: So, what's
Tyram: Yeah, be one
Walden Briarhelm: the most disgraceful thing you can do in racing other than
Tyram: of you losers.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: sabotage your friend. Well, I can't say I'm a big fan
Tyram: Obviously, he was
Walden Briarhelm: of these jokes, but I I do consider it
Ellis Taylor: Jackson carefully over.
Christopher Hooper: Good morning. Good
Tyram: joking.
Walden Briarhelm: funny. That's
Christopher Hooper: night. All right. Can you Can you help me? So, we
Walden Briarhelm: a super happy smile.
Christopher Hooper: are an orc woman and we have to decide how to kill Elsa. What should we
Ali Leonard: kill.
Christopher Hooper: do? What do you think we should
Tyram: We were
Walden Briarhelm: No, no, not not
Christopher Hooper: do? Should
Tyram: explicitly told not to kill
Ali Leonard: me.
Walden Briarhelm: kill. No. M murder is off the
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we just have to disgrace
Christopher Hooper: we throw them in the ocean? Oh, we just
Tyram: her.
Ellis Taylor: her.
Christopher Hooper: have to make her really sad. What do you think would make her sad?
Tyram: That'd be a real twist if like the Ellswith we've
Christopher Hooper: How
Tyram: known this whole time was like stepping into murdered El
Christopher Hooper: about Oh, we can make them alive. That would
Tyram: Smith's identity
Walden Briarhelm: What
Christopher Hooper: make them really
Walden Briarhelm: if what if we just did something that
Christopher Hooper: sad.
Walden Briarhelm: would ruin her reputation and not harm her? I have this idea. What if
Tyram: somehow.
Walden Briarhelm: we just, I don't know, knocked her out and tattooed a something real racer on her face and then she wouldn't be able to be in the spotlight. Nobody would want to see her anymore with such
Ellis Taylor: Every
Walden Briarhelm: horrific markings and hate all over her face. Like, that's a an option that isn't terrible, but I hate every option right
Tyram: as if we could make her face look any
Walden Briarhelm: now. You always got
Ellis Taylor: I mean, the
Tyram: worse.
Walden Briarhelm: a good
Ellis Taylor: obvious answer is a cheating scandal.
Walden Briarhelm: one.
Ellis Taylor: We somehow frame her What? Oh my
Walden Briarhelm: Who's going to sleep over
Ellis Taylor: good. My dude, we frame her for like rigging a race or
Ali Leonard: Fix.
Walden Briarhelm: there? Well, how
Ellis Taylor: something. Oh my god.
Walden Briarhelm: do we do that? I've never cheated in a race.
Luke Neverisky: Well, I don't know. And my dad was of no help to this
Justin Hale: I feel like my sponsors are not going to be very happy about
Christopher Hooper: Espionage.
Luke Neverisky: whatsoever.
Tyram: I'm so conflicted because part of me is
Justin Hale: this.
Tyram: annoyed by all this centrifuge and hassle, but a part of me
Walden Briarhelm: F.
Tyram: is also thrilled by the minations of it all.
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, that's a little map
Luke Neverisky: Look at
Ali Leonard: of where you're at right now. That's not the raceourse, obviously. So, right now, you're in the Pigota. All your cars are in the garages A, B, and C. And that's where they're working on everybody's
Luke Neverisky: that.
Ali Leonard: cars. And then Pit Road is to the south. And then all of your tents and where you guys all hang out for the week leading up to the race is to the north like right above the east Shelly that green grass
Christopher Hooper: What is a What is the IOU health. It's the health tent. Indiana University health
Tyram: Why is it Indiana University? I was
Ali Leonard: area because
Christopher Hooper: tent.
Tyram: wondering. Oh,
Ali Leonard: it's the Indianapolis Speedway.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: way. That's my favorite layout of the of
Luke Neverisky: Oh, that makes sense.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, is there really a pigota there? Okay. I was
Ali Leonard: the garages that I've been to.
Christopher Hooper: wondering why there was a pig.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's Yeah, it's like huge and only media and famous people get to be in
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, this is this meeting adjourned then Zor is going to go
Ali Leonard: it. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: to the handicap parking space where her dad is parked and
Ali Leonard: absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: going to help him out of his car and and bring her back to bring them back to the uh Sarkc garage.
Ali Leonard: He's like, "Okay, everybody else. Yeah, get out of my office. Figure it
Ellis Taylor: Where are they
Tyram: Oh, were we still in the office? Oh,
Ali Leonard: out." Yeah. f*** off.
Ellis Taylor: going.
Tyram: okay.
Ali Leonard: So you guys can do this together. You guys can do it separately.
Tyram: Okay. So, all of us frame Ellswith for
Ali Leonard: However you guys
Tyram: uh cheating, it sounds
Luke Neverisky: Uh Mhm. Uh six wave frame.
Tyram: like. So, is this going to turn like the rest of the campaign for Ellswith is going to be like a kill
Ali Leonard: want to none of
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: It's
Tyram: Bill style like revenge
Ali Leonard: you. It's whatever it takes.
Ellis Taylor: You're supposed
Justin Hale: uh it's going to be Scott Pilgrim versus the world. She
Tyram: spree?
Ali Leonard: You know, if you can't get it
Ellis Taylor: to
Justin Hale: has to take on the the nine boyfriends or
Tyram: Ellsworth
Ali Leonard: done, you have to
Ellis Taylor: be It's what is
Tyram: versus the
Walden Briarhelm: that
Ellis Taylor: it? Two, four, six evil
Justin Hale: whatever.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um I think once Zugor is at the garage area, she is going to get on a scooter and head over to
Tyram: racists.
Ali Leonard: get
Christopher Hooper: um the uh Cooper garage and
Ali Leonard: absolutely
Ellis Taylor: races.
Christopher Hooper: attempt to make small talk while scoping out their
Ellis Taylor: on that same
Ali Leonard: Mhm. Okay. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: thread. Oh,
Ali Leonard: You get over there. No, you I'll look up a photo of what the
Ellis Taylor: sorry. On that same thread, Serge was I was going to have Serge try and
Christopher Hooper: setup.
Ali Leonard: garage looks like. You
Ellis Taylor: find Zachary. So, if he's in the same place or not.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: go. Yeah. He would be in the Cooper
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: garage. Let's see. Indie, Indie, Indie, April,
Ellis Taylor: What's she
Tyram: I think I think Denlin would try to
Ali Leonard: May. When was I
Ellis Taylor: doing?
Tyram: like think of a bunch of like dick dastardly style wacky racer traps that are not going to work but are going to be like really elastic. and
Ellis Taylor: of death trying to kill
Ali Leonard: there? That's the museum. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: us. What did you do?
Tyram: flamboyant. All right. So, Denlin heads back to his uh his personal suite and it probably like kicks a dog while he's like walking in that direction. And um yeah, he's going to go like just kind of create a bunch of like really stupid
Ali Leonard: poopy. Okay.
Justin Hale: Um,
Ali Leonard: So, yeah, I have two people at the Cooper garage, one at their own
Justin Hale: oh, I'm definitely going back to my garage and I'm going to talk to all of my uh sponsor appointed nerds and get them to
Tyram: traps.
Justin Hale: do the work for me.
Ali Leonard: garage.
Walden Briarhelm: I'm curious for lore reasons and also lack of real life knowledge. What are all the various ways you can cheat in race car driving typically, but specifically in this
Ali Leonard: You can do a weight
Walden Briarhelm: world?
Ali Leonard: reduction. So, if the car isn't the same weight as when it was on the track as it was off the track, you can add fins to either make it faster or slow it down. You can always add something to like clog a tail pipe, clog something, give them a bad spark plug. You can do something with their crystal because every car has
Walden Briarhelm: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: crystal. There's a lot of different things you could do. You could do something magic wise that it's temporary. You could do something to Elizabeth
Justin Hale: She's not here,
Ali Leonard: herself. She's not in
Justin Hale: man.
Ali Leonard: a meeting, but she's
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Walden Briarhelm: going to say Scotty Mack is back at his garage. No, no, no. He's sitting in like the driver's seat of the truck they use to haul the race car around and he's just kind of zoning out like that old man trying to contemplate what he's supposed to do right now in a hard situation. and uh he's kind of running through the ideas of
Ali Leonard: somewhere
Walden Briarhelm: what what could actually get someone caught up enough in a cheating scandal without really doing anything too horrible. And uh he's kind of gripping the wheel of the truck and just lost in thought. But he is back at his garage
Christopher Hooper: So, uh, so Zuber is scoping out the
Walden Briarhelm: now.
Christopher Hooper: Cooper garage. Did you were you gonna pull up a picture of
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I was saying where
Christopher Hooper: that? Okay, gotcha. Gotcha.
Ali Leonard: everybody else if because if there's two people at Cooper then I was going to do that. But so you kind of see each other. You and Serge Serge see each other and in front of every garage because it's the day before the race which is weirdly named carb day which is carburetor day. There are fans out and they get to look in the garages. So there are it's like taped off so you can only like look over but you can get the attention of their team lead or their team engineer.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: Somebody's working on the
Christopher Hooper: okay. I'm gonna Zor is going to stand in front of the car or in front of the tape looking in for a little for a little period and then
Ali Leonard: car.
Christopher Hooper: say very uh clearly
Ali Leonard: and their engineer that's like working on like the tires like uh hey Zuger excuse
Christopher Hooper: broken. She points at um one of the axle connections um in the front of the car in the way is like tied to the to the chases
Ali Leonard: me
Christopher Hooper: says broken a
Ali Leonard: Are
Christopher Hooper: show. It is
Ali Leonard: you think it's broken? You want to show me? I mean, you can show me. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: broken. Um and her her dad's
Ali Leonard: Yeah, come on
Christopher Hooper: right behind her. Um, and she is leaning down and um, can I
Ali Leonard: in.
Christopher Hooper: uh, so my my thinking here is that Suber is also very technically adept and
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: she she's going to try to like outsmart like no like she knows it so much to to be like convince them that something is broken that's like not really broken. Um he's going to say but she's going
Ali Leonard: absolutely. Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to start like pointing at various lines and say this here and start like trying to move stuff um and uh work on the axle. Uh meanwhile, um her dad is going to start um is going to be down in there and very carefully start filing um the uh floor of the car to make it thinner and
Ali Leonard: like so
Christopher Hooper: lighter.
Ali Leonard: here. Let me send that picture just so that I know where he's at because it's very open. How do I add a picture? I'm like
Justin Hale: You already added a picture,
Ali Leonard: 90 years old.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Grandma.
Ali Leonard: Okay, so that's like the garage door and then the tape is right there and then there's like people working on it on each
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Right. So, they're on one of those like back corners. Um, Zuger, her
Ali Leonard: side. seeker and
Christopher Hooper: dad, and this other engineer and like
Ali Leonard: the
Christopher Hooper: she is like doing stuff with him and basically running like a loop of like taking things apart and then refixing them and actually like maybe making some improvements if she actually sees them while but as a smoke screen while her dad tries to file
Ali Leonard: Okay. It's
Christopher Hooper: down.
Ali Leonard: like, okay, do you want to do a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, yeah. For
Ali Leonard: slight of hand for
Christopher Hooper: sure. Um, let's see. So, her dad is a ex like um KGB
Ali Leonard: me?
Christopher Hooper: type. I I'll
Justin Hale: So, man, this family
Ali Leonard: Sure. Sure he
Christopher Hooper: just I'll I'm just
Justin Hale: stacks, bro.
Ali Leonard: is. And he knows about cars and where to file it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Obviously. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: going to roll a d20 and you can tell me what kind of massive bonuses
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. I love
Christopher Hooper: to do. Um, so,
Justin Hale: Yeah, I think it's a plus 10 or a plus
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: so like eight on the dice and eight is on the dice, but
Justin Hale: 15. So, it's like a 28,
Luke Neverisky: Great. But it's like a plus 50,
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah, but he is uh he he is
Ali Leonard: I'll give you advantage because they're being
Christopher Hooper: okay. Yeah, I think I and because of his skill, I think he has
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: a feature. Okay. So,
Justin Hale: Can
Ali Leonard: distracted and because
Christopher Hooper: the the second roll was a six.
Justin Hale: I can I help? No,
Ali Leonard: Sure. You're not
Luke Neverisky: right?
Justin Hale: I wanted So, my idea was to have Sunbill's uh Sunbills appointees and Blue Oox appointees come over and offer contracts to the pit crew and the engineers to come work for uh the MX team.
Ali Leonard: there. Damn, y'all are
Christopher Hooper: Um
Justin Hale: This is your story,
Ali Leonard: being mean.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, the second roll was a
Ali Leonard: What was the second rule?
Christopher Hooper: six, but that's without bonuses.
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, worse, right? Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Plus
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: So, let me see if the team engineer sees
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: anything cuz I mean he's very high
Christopher Hooper: While you while you're doing that, I'll give you some background on if this is
Justin Hale: bro.
Ali Leonard: up. He's very knowledgeable. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: dad. Um, so X like equivalent KGB of like
Ali Leonard: Uhhuh.
Luke Neverisky: 15.
Christopher Hooper: the, you know, previous like resistance than then the
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: U. So he's like pretty he's he's handy.
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um, like he's not frail. Um,
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: and he always carries the a file that with him, of
Ali Leonard: Right. Sure. I was going
Christopher Hooper: course. Yeah, I think
Ali Leonard: to Sure. I was going to give you a plus
Luke Neverisky: I'm
Christopher Hooper: that's that's accurate.
Ali Leonard: 10. The engineer did roll a
Luke Neverisky: sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: 19. So he did see it and he is very
Christopher Hooper: close. Uh,
Ali Leonard: pissed.
Christopher Hooper: okay. What am I doing? What is this? What does the engineer
Ali Leonard: What are you
Christopher Hooper: say when like how do they show that they they notice?
Tyram: Yeah, I was about to
Ali Leonard: doing to the dad? He goes, "What are you
Christopher Hooper: Oh.
Tyram: say I think that was the engineer talking, not
Ali Leonard: doing?" Yeah. The not me,
Christopher Hooper: Uh, Zuber's dad says,
Tyram: the
Ali Leonard: the engineer.
Christopher Hooper: "Oh, goodness me. What is this little piece right
Ali Leonard: What the? Get the f*** out of our
Christopher Hooper: here?" Um, and the the dad scurries
Ali Leonard: garage. Yeah, Zuger, you go
Christopher Hooper: off. Okay.
Ali Leonard: too. You'll be lucky if we don't report
Christopher Hooper: What? I I
Ali Leonard: you for
Christopher Hooper: fix.
Ali Leonard: tampering. Get Get out. And then they closed the garage
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I
Ali Leonard: doors. Now they have to get the whole chassis
Christopher Hooper: fix uh they um they
Ali Leonard: again. Good thing they have extra
Christopher Hooper: walk back and and talk between themselves about their next
Ali Leonard: parts.
Christopher Hooper: plan.
Tyram: Do any of us know where Ellsworth is right
Ali Leonard: Um, Scotty Mac might, but she's probably up in her either in her tent or like up in cuz each
Justin Hale: Did you say who's the
Tyram: now?
Ali Leonard: garage has like a
Justin Hale: closest to El Smith like in as a in a friendship?
Ali Leonard: bathroom. Scotty Mac.
Walden Briarhelm: So,
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: um, Scotty's been thinking and he's got
Ali Leonard: And it
Walden Briarhelm: an idea. He's he got out of the truck and, you know, he walked over to one of the tool boxes and just kind of was opening and closing them. He's really just not liking this, but
Ali Leonard: struck.
Walden Briarhelm: he's come up with an idea.
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Walden Briarhelm: He He has this concept where maybe if he put like a rune under the car that he could activate, it would make the car fly for a short period of time. And that
Ali Leonard: But it's
Walden Briarhelm: is very much cheating in a race. And that could be the the final final thing. Like nobody else would know this, but like he has one in his toolbox and that's why he keeps playing with the drawers. He could just slip it under the
Ali Leonard: cheating.
Walden Briarhelm: car and he would it would look like he's just looking at it. Scotty's a trusted guy, but would be like if everybody else somehow
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Walden Briarhelm: failed with all their antics.
Ali Leonard: Last
Walden Briarhelm: Scotty would be willing to be like, "We're going to I have to do this. It's like the end
Ali Leonard: second. Sure. Back pocket.
Walden Briarhelm: of Armageddon for him. Uh, he's got a he's got a blow the detonator kind of thing. Uh, from what I can tell looking at D&D rules, it's a penant of the vin
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Walden Briarhelm: rune scribed uh with the
Ali Leonard: I'm just saying that.
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Walden Briarhelm: windstep property and you should be able to then scribe it on the vehicle to keep, you know, just keep it D and D. Uh, the remote triggering I think is kind of for funsies though. I don't think it would work like that. Uh but
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: uh you know out of interest, Scotty uh he does go to see El Smith if she's available. Is she where you were
Ali Leonard: You can knock on the
Walden Briarhelm: suggesting in the back of the
Ali Leonard: door. Um, they're kind of closed to everyone right now because of the sabotage. So they're kind of closing ranks a little
Walden Briarhelm: garages? Sure. Got it. All right.
Ali Leonard: bit. You could call her on your Yeah, you could
Walden Briarhelm: Uh, may I knock on the
Christopher Hooper: At what point do they realize Zugar
Ali Leonard: call I mean you could try
Christopher Hooper: improve their
Ali Leonard: like did you really
Christopher Hooper: car?
Justin Hale: Hey, he shaved some ounces off of it. It was
Ali Leonard: though? Yes, it's lighter. I feel like
Walden Briarhelm: door?
Christopher Hooper: She does.
Justin Hale: lighter.
Ali Leonard: Zugger has to have the lightest car cuz she's so
Christopher Hooper: Yep. That's my back
Justin Hale: Whoa. What are you trying to say?
Tyram: Um
Ali Leonard: heavy. She's dense. I'm
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, she's the white.
Justin Hale: Taylor. Taylor.
Tyram: um say
Justin Hale: Hello. We're talking about the heaviest racer here. Racist here. And it's not
Tyram: What? That doesn't feel
Christopher Hooper: story.
Tyram: right. So, you're like a
Justin Hale: me.
Tyram: gnome, right? But you have to be
Justin Hale: Yeah. What the
Tyram: one really fat gnome since you're obviously the heaviest person here,
Ali Leonard: sorry. He
Christopher Hooper: Thank
Justin Hale: hell?
Ali Leonard: just carries like a lot of heavy metals in his pockets.
Tyram: right? Okay.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. You can knock on the garage
Tyram: Oh, can I do something silly
Ali Leonard: and like a little a
Walden Briarhelm: Okay, I'm gonna give it I'm gonna give it a knock and you know like
Tyram: first before he does something serious? Okay. While he was like fiddling with
Ali Leonard: peepphole of things. Yeah,
Walden Briarhelm: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: the rune and everything, uh, Denlin would walk up to uh, wherever Ellswith is supposed to be and like knock on the door. He has like a big like Groutto
Ali Leonard: absolutely.
Tyram: Mark style mustache and like some glasses on and like I'm going to wait for to come and answer the door.
Ali Leonard: So, it's actually a little peepphole opens and it's the team
Tyram: Hello. May I speak to Elizabeth,
Ali Leonard: engineer. And who are you supposed
Tyram: please? A
Ali Leonard: to
Tyram: friend.
Ali Leonard: be?
Tyram: Elizabeth and I served in the Navy
Ali Leonard: Okay. No,
Tyram: together. Damn
Ali Leonard: you can. Okay. Bye. And go. He's realizing he knows nothing about
Luke Neverisky: It's a
Tyram: it. Damn it. I never thought I'd need to know about Elizabeth.
Justin Hale: 70% of the time. It works every
Tyram: God, I don't
Ali Leonard: else. It could. Well, what if she had been in the
Luke Neverisky: foolproof. You never
Tyram: know. Was she? I don't know. Elizabeth's whole
Ali Leonard: Navy? I mean, she wasn't, but what if she had
Luke Neverisky: know.
Justin Hale: time. She She used to be in the Navy before
Ali Leonard: been? would have nailed it. First
Luke Neverisky: would have nailed
Justin Hale: it was called the Navy. You could call it like the Old
Ali Leonard: time the
Tyram: story. Okay.
Ali Leonard: old maybe.
Tyram: So Dylan's like gonna keep trying different angles on this tent here to
Luke Neverisky: it. Get
Justin Hale: Navy.
Tyram: see if he can talk to Ellmith
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Tyram: specifically. All right, tagging
Luke Neverisky: out.
Ali Leonard: sure. Okay, so Scotty Mac is at the garage
Walden Briarhelm: uh as we
Ali Leonard: door.
Walden Briarhelm: as I'm crossing paths as like
Justin Hale: passing this warrior looking
Walden Briarhelm: like oh I guess it's my
Tyram: out. Yeah, some weirdo with a mustache. You certainly There's no way you
Walden Briarhelm: turn as it
Tyram: recognize him.
Walden Briarhelm: I I I I look up as it passes over me. the mustache specifically, how far out it is. I'm like, Denlin, you you dirty
Justin Hale: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: W. And uh this time I go and I knock realizing that uh just because you said it, I'm not at the same eye level as the
Ali Leonard: Well, we're dwarf. So we would have a
Walden Briarhelm: peepphole. Oh. Oh. So,
Ali Leonard: smaller pe a lower people. Yeah. Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: he had to like he had to like bend over and look at the
Justin Hale: He's
Walden Briarhelm: people. That's much funnier. All
Christopher Hooper: There's
Justin Hale: squatting.
Walden Briarhelm: right. So, I give it a knock. It's uh it's it's Scotty. I need to talk to
Ali Leonard: He dead. Oh, it is Scotty. Uh
Christopher Hooper: nothing
Ali Leonard: yeah. Uh she should be in the back. Come on
Walden Briarhelm: Elizabeth. All right. as uh as I
Tyram: Don was still an earshot.
Ali Leonard: in. Just opens the door. Lets you in.
Walden Briarhelm: make my way in, I uh I I
Tyram: I'd be like, "Who's Denlin? I don't know any
Ali Leonard: twisting the mustache the entire
Luke Neverisky: Look at
Walden Briarhelm: look uh I I Scotty will walk in and he'll look around to see
Luke Neverisky: that.
Tyram: Dlin.
Walden Briarhelm: if there's anybody messing with the cars or doing
Ali Leonard: time. It looks like there's just
Walden Briarhelm: something they shouldn't be doing. And uh
Ali Leonard: a team. There's like three guys now working on this car and they have it jacked up and they're like cursing as they're having to like replace this part that was like partially filed
Walden Briarhelm: Oh
Christopher Hooper: And then there's like another group that's like, whoa,
Walden Briarhelm: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: that's
Ali Leonard: down. It looks exactly the same as before. Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: Uh Scotty recognizes the people on the team and
Christopher Hooper: impressive.
Walden Briarhelm: he realizes there's no foul play at this moment. He continues to go meet up with Ellswith. Uh, is she just
Ali Leonard: She's I think in
Walden Briarhelm: out somewhere sitting
Ali Leonard: the back looking at the map of the
Walden Briarhelm: pondering? Cool. Cool. Uh, Scotty will walk in and say,
Ali Leonard: course. Hey
Walden Briarhelm: "Elizabeth, I need to talk to you. I uh I I you know I heard some of the other drivers talking about it and there's there's word that there's a
Ali Leonard: Scotty.
Walden Briarhelm: a good chance that things are going to get crazy out there tomorrow and I just wanted to make sure that you knew to be safe
Ali Leonard: finales. Am I right? Brings out the
Walden Briarhelm: out there. It's Yeah, it's going to be uh Yeah, you
Ali Leonard: craziness. I mean I mean that's why we have
Walden Briarhelm: know, maybe crazier than you're used to,
Ali Leonard: all these safety precautions. You know, there hasn't been like a major crash in like 30 years.
Walden Briarhelm: but all right.
Ali Leonard: So, you
Walden Briarhelm: Well, you know, good luck out there. You know, I'm rooting for you and
Ali Leonard: too. Absolutely. You're going to do so
Walden Briarhelm: win. Yeah. All right.
Ali Leonard: great. I'm so excited. W's doing so great in that theater
Walden Briarhelm: Well, I am
Ali Leonard: series. Her practices are going crazy.
Walden Briarhelm: I'm very impressed with her, but I uh Well, I won't keep you. I know you're trying to
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: focus on it and we'll make a a timely exit that
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Send your family, my
Walden Briarhelm: feels a little premature. and close the and
Tyram: Hey,
Walden Briarhelm: and I'll I'll close the door or I'll I'll kind of like leave out of that space and you can see me kind of like fighting a tear like I can't tell her everything cuz if she knows she won't let it won't happen and
Tyram: sorry.
Walden Briarhelm: then everybody loses everything but he had to say something encouraging and that'll that'll be I'll I'll step away from that
Tyram: I have all of Silus's stats,
Ali Leonard: love.
Walden Briarhelm: and let somebody else steer.
Tyram: right? I'm just going to
Ali Leonard: Uh yeah, I guess
Tyram: sneak to ultimate. There is no way these f****** can stop
Walden Briarhelm: Oh
Tyram: me. All
Ali Leonard: so. Sneak on
Tyram: right. Okay. So, um I think what is
Walden Briarhelm: s***, I smell as I'm leaving the garage.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: that? A uh what's my stealth again? 13. I got that. I got a 29 on stealth. Do
Ali Leonard: in.
Tyram: I get to
Ali Leonard: Ser. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a left door and a
Walden Briarhelm: Deadlin. I lied. I did not smell
Ali Leonard: right door. You see the door that Scotty just left is El
Walden Briarhelm: deadlin.
Ali Leonard: Smith's door. The door to the right. To the left is the door that Zachary's
Tyram: Ellsworth? Okay. Well, I'm going to walk up to Ellit with like my big Groucho Marks mustache. And uh at this point, Ellmith sees that um I have like a like a tape recorder like taped to like like barely bulging out of my lapel.
Ali Leonard: in.
Tyram: And I'm going to walk up and be like, "Oh, hello there, young madam. I'm a purveyor of illegal drugs. Would you happen to want to purchase some illegal drugs from
Ali Leonard: Hey. Hey, Marcus. Can you get
Tyram: me?" Oh, could you
Ali Leonard: security in
Tyram: say in an affirmative that you would like to purchase some illegal
Ali Leonard: here?
Tyram: drugs?
Ali Leonard: I I'm
Tyram: You know what would help with
Ali Leonard: scared and alone and then security
Tyram: that? I'm a legal
Ali Leonard: comes. My team comes
Luke Neverisky: Another That's
Justin Hale: So, so Denlin is a Scooby-Doo
Tyram: drug.
Ali Leonard: in. No, thank you. Yeah, it feels very like Willy Wonka when he's
Tyram: Yes. I explicitly asked Al
Ali Leonard: like trying to get him to take the
Luke Neverisky: yours.
Tyram: if it was okay for me to be goofy.
Ali Leonard: chocolate. Yeah, I'm
Justin Hale: villain.
Tyram: So, all right.
Ali Leonard: totally fine with it. Denny Hamlin
Walden Briarhelm: What?
Justin Hale: What's
Tyram: Okay, last chance on those illegal
Ali Leonard: sucks as you're being pulled
Christopher Hooper: My name is Mr.
Tyram: drugs.
Ali Leonard: out by like her team. Just I'm
Tyram: You
Ali Leonard: uh I'm good. Thank you. This is a
Tyram: nurses, how did you not fall for
Ali Leonard: weird
Luke Neverisky: I
Tyram: that? Okay, well that was
Ali Leonard: day. So close.
Luke Neverisky: honestly don't
Justin Hale: this?
Tyram: my good. I'm
Luke Neverisky: know.
Christopher Hooper: Um, Zugor is going to spend the next
Tyram: out.
Christopher Hooper: uh two who's
Ali Leonard: muted. Oh, this
Christopher Hooper: muted.
Ali Leonard: is
Christopher Hooper: Oh, um, Zubor is going to spend the next two hours
Ali Leonard: muted. What' you want to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: making uh, lemon poppy seed
Ali Leonard: do? Okay,
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: muffins.
Ali Leonard: great. I get it. Okay,
Ellis Taylor: Um, Serge is still gonna go try and talk to Zachary or try
Ali Leonard: great.
Walden Briarhelm: The sun's don't wash
Ellis Taylor: and find him and talk to him.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Yeah. You want to knock on the garage
Ellis Taylor: Sure.
Ali Leonard: door? Yeah. It's closed right now, but it's factory. Who gives a s***? Um, so the little door opens, the little dwarf side store, and it's like,
Ellis Taylor: Um, I'm
Ali Leonard: "Okay, hello. How can I help
Ellis Taylor: just here to see
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Ali Leonard: you? Oh, went back. Okay. Uh, let me go get him. That was weird. And he goes to the back to get
Ellis Taylor: Bacher.
Ali Leonard: that. Very protective of Elizabeth. Does not give a s*** about that. And then comes up and he's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Should we roll
Ali Leonard: like, "Hello." He like
Ellis Taylor: roll like high low on
Ali Leonard: walks. He like looks at his team and like walks out of the garage and is like, "Hello,
Ellis Taylor: weather? Hey, uh why don't you come and walk with me for a minute?
Ali Leonard: Serge. Uh, I'm working." Uh,
Ellis Taylor: He's just gonna like grab him surreitiously by kind of like the his jacket and just like force him to start walking with
Ali Leonard: okay.
Ellis Taylor: him when we're like kind of off by ourselves but still casual looking. I'm going be like, "So, um, I saw you coming out of Tedto's office and him yelling at you. Do you want to talk about it? There's some weird s*** going
Ali Leonard: Yeah. I I'm not supposed to. Yeah. If I If I pull it off, I get Elsa's seat.
Ellis Taylor: on. Yeah, he um he asked us to sabotage your
Ali Leonard: I said I could do
Ellis Taylor: sister. Why do you want to do it, man?
Ali Leonard: it. I said I was because I'm
Ellis Taylor: Are you
Ali Leonard: the better driver. She's had her chance. I'm the better driver. She's gotten to drive for like 25 years and it's my
Ellis Taylor: though, dude? You dwarfs live for like a long ass f******
Ali Leonard: turn. I said it was going to be my turn and she said no, but it's my
Ellis Taylor: time. I mean, bro, like second string
Ali Leonard: turn.
Ellis Taylor: talking to second string here. I don't think you're ready to take her place. Do you,
Ali Leonard: I'm first
Ellis Taylor: bro?
Ali Leonard: string. I got I got my dad's crystal and I got her car and I'm going to be
Ellis Taylor: I mean, that's cool and all if you beat
Ali Leonard: faster than she
Ellis Taylor: her, but like, do you know why Zachary
Ali Leonard: was.
Ellis Taylor: wants her out so bad? Like, what is it that she voted down? Do you
Ali Leonard: Um, you said
Ellis Taylor: know?
Ali Leonard: something about like big money coming in and she didn't like who it was. Um, and something about like safety, but like I don't know. He was like, "You can be the driver." And I was like, "f*** it.
Ellis Taylor: So what
Ali Leonard: Finally, dude." Uh,
Luke Neverisky: Got
Ellis Taylor: does he want you to do? Just beat her or
Ali Leonard: I have
Ellis Taylor: like
Ali Leonard: a plan and she's never going to know what hit
Justin Hale: literally.
Ali Leonard: her. I'm not going
Ellis Taylor: That's good. I was worried about
Ali Leonard: to kill her.
Luke Neverisky: a
Ellis Taylor: that.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Not going to kill her cuz my
Luke Neverisky: heat.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, what what is your plan, man?
Justin Hale: No, you hold
Ali Leonard: dad would be super mad at
Ellis Taylor: Cuz I mean, maybe we could be working together on this, you
Ali Leonard: me.
Ellis Taylor: know?
Ali Leonard: I'm trying to like mess up her crystal cuz you know crystal tampering is
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I
Justin Hale: me.
Ellis Taylor: mean it is illegal I mean could we make it
Ali Leonard: illegal. But like she knows that crystal she knows that crystal inside out and she does the final
Ellis Taylor: look? I mean could you
Ali Leonard: checks on the car cuz she like knows about cars or
Ellis Taylor: somehow Okay. Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: whatever.
Ellis Taylor: Question. Did you make it look like she tampered with somebody else's crystal?
Ali Leonard: Yes. How would
Ellis Taylor: Hey, plant something
Ali Leonard: like how would they know it was
Ellis Taylor: to hers, man. You can get access to like her hair ribbons and s***. I don't
Ali Leonard: her? Huh? Like what? Like how would
Ellis Taylor: know. Oh my god. Can you just give me something of hers? Something
Ali Leonard: they know it was her
Ellis Taylor: that's like distinctly
Ali Leonard: though? Um yeah. You want
Ellis Taylor: hers. I mean, is it
Ali Leonard: to go to the
Ellis Taylor: suspicious if I show up in the
Ali Leonard: tent? I don't know. We're just hanging, dude. You want to
Ellis Taylor: tent? I mean, sure. Let's go to the tent,
Ali Leonard: go to the tent? And then you can he takes you to the um Cooper
Ellis Taylor: bro.
Ali Leonard: tent which has I don't know I don't know if Olivia's there. It's the finale. I don't know if she'd be
Ellis Taylor: She's probably doing her final checks. I don't know. Like you
Ali Leonard: there.
Ellis Taylor: said, Oh, Olivia. Oh, Olivia.
Ali Leonard: I met Olivia. Like I don't know if she'd be there to to
Ellis Taylor: Uh, is it a big
Ali Leonard: support it's the
Ellis Taylor: race? I'm sure she's there.
Justin Hale: What? What time is it? What time is
Ali Leonard: it's the final race of the year.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is she sleepy sleep? Oh,
Ali Leonard: It is early afternoon, so she could be going
Ellis Taylor: yeah. She could be taking her nap. Maybe she's napping
Ali Leonard: down. Um,
Ellis Taylor: in the corner of the
Justin Hale: it?
Ali Leonard: yeah, there's just like a hammock out front just like
Justin Hale: A hammock on those old
Ali Leonard: Olivia. That's how she stays. You think it's bad for you,
Tyram: And Linda's out there doing water
Ali Leonard: but that's how
Ellis Taylor: tent. She's
Tyram: aerobics, man. She just so that she can do the
Ali Leonard: she's Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: she's flipping the f****** tires or something. Like the monster truck
Justin Hale: bones. She
Ellis Taylor: tire flips. She's working out.
Justin Hale: lives or dies by that
Tyram: hammock.
Justin Hale: hammock.
Tyram: Uh, wherever Olivia is, Denlin goes up to her and is like, "Oh, hello. I have a delivery of illegal drugs for your
Ellis Taylor: What did you
Tyram: granddaughter." Because she loves
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Oh, the
Ellis Taylor: say? She's
Tyram: illegal drugs so much. Could you confirm how much he loves
Ellis Taylor: like, "All right, Olivia's gonna be, "All right, Sunny, turn around, spread
Tyram: illegal
Ali Leonard: ground.
Ellis Taylor: them." She's going to like forcibly flip you around, throw you over the hood of a car, start checking your pockets, get her handcuffs out, handcuff them behind your back, start patting
Tyram: drugs? What the hell are you
Ellis Taylor: you down. Sir, I am checking you for illegal drugs.
Tyram: doing?
Ellis Taylor: Um, I am not quite yet retired. Detective, she puts her badge on the
Tyram: Did Olivia only retire like less than
Luke Neverisky: Early
Ellis Taylor: hood. I think she retired like a month before the
Tyram: a year before the campaign
Luke Neverisky: employed.
Ellis Taylor: campaign started. Yeah.
Tyram: started?
Ali Leonard: forcibly retired because she was
Tyram: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Bagger's just like, "Yeah, that's my crazy grandma. Don't worry more about that." So, like leads you into the tent and there's like a bunch of people there cuz
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: it's it's like a team tent. So like the entire team, all their sponsors, all their friends, they hang out
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Does she have like a corner or
Ali Leonard: in everybody's
Ellis Taylor: something? It's kind of like her stuff.
Ali Leonard: tent. Yeah. So they'll each have their own
Ellis Taylor: Stop.
Ali Leonard: room. Like there's like an area where they get to sleep. So he'll take you to the back. Be like, "Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: do whatever you want, dude." But like as you walk in like everybody saw you come
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's
Ali Leonard: in. Take
Ellis Taylor: cool. Um, can I just do a
Ali Leonard: whatever you want,
Ellis Taylor: quick browse of her stuff and see if there's something something I could swipe pretty easily even though I am not
Ali Leonard: dude. You can do
Ellis Taylor: Silus. Yeah, I
Ali Leonard: a track. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: rolled a 12 plus something. Oh, what's
Ali Leonard: I would say you can find like I mean it's a travel so it's not like it's her house but she has like her
Ellis Taylor: that?
Ali Leonard: toiletries. She's got hair ties. She's got whatever book she's reading, the maps that she's studying. Like, but she's traveling, so
Ellis Taylor: Who are the trackers?
Ali Leonard: it's not like she has any like personal personal stuff there. And like anything like notebooks and stuff would be kept
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, well,
Ali Leonard: in the team
Ellis Taylor: okay. Uh
Ali Leonard: garage. Unless you want to steal their f******
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No.
Ali Leonard: underwear, you
Justin Hale: famously uses she famously
Ali Leonard: creep. I didn't know it was this kind of
Ellis Taylor: No. Mama.
Justin Hale: uses her old underwear as oil rags.
Ali Leonard: podcast. Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Mama. Does
Justin Hale: Obviously, it's a it's a weird sick twisted thing
Ali Leonard: absolutely. It's reduce, reuse, recycle. Thank
Ellis Taylor: she have any like she have any
Justin Hale: that El Smith
Ellis Taylor: like business
Tyram: Man, that's that's scandalous enough. We should just expose that. Get her kicked out of the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: cards?
Ali Leonard: you. That's nasty. Absolutely.
Luke Neverisky: really. That's
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Hi
Luke Neverisky: over.
Ellis Taylor: Does she have like any
Justin Hale: does.
Tyram: circle.
Ellis Taylor: like personalized pen like team pens or business cards or anything or that'll be in the
Ali Leonard: Jean. I mean, you can
Ellis Taylor: garage? I was
Ali Leonard: sw I mean, they have swag out in the tent that you can swipe if you
Ellis Taylor: thinking something more like something she clearly used but I don't know. I could think on it. We could do something else. Okay.
Ali Leonard: want. It's a It's really kind of generic. Like each team has like con cards or they have like team Cooper
Ellis Taylor: team Cooper
Ali Leonard: hats, team Cooper
Ellis Taylor: t-shirts. Maybe I'll just I'll snag one of
Justin Hale: Just just point us to the damning evidence.
Ellis Taylor: her. Maybe I'll
Ali Leonard: t-shirts. She's very good at hiding it. I don't want to show
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Fine.
Ellis Taylor: snag one of her team
Justin Hale: Ally
Ali Leonard: you. Sure. Take a
Ellis Taylor: t-shirts.
Ali Leonard: team t-shirt. Olivia's wearing a really
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah.
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Ali Leonard: big one. It's like a dress. But it's a size extra small, which is
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'm going to take my t-shirt and go hunt down my uh team member. Team member Zachary can come with me if he wants or he
Ali Leonard: crazy. I got to
Ellis Taylor: can Okay, whatever,
Ali Leonard: go work on the
Ellis Taylor: dude. Kill it,
Ali Leonard: crystal. He like runs back to the
Ellis Taylor: bro.
Ali Leonard: garage. No, I'm not. I said I
Ellis Taylor: No, I thought I
Ali Leonard: wouldn't. Anybody
Luke Neverisky: Um, I don't think Lancy's
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: else? He's just vibing. He's complaining to his
Luke Neverisky: done anything yet. Um, the entire time he's on the phone to his dad. Dad, they're make they're making me do things
Ali Leonard: dad.
Luke Neverisky: to myself. That's not
Justin Hale: I don't like
Luke Neverisky: right. Uh um
Tyram: The weirdest part of this for me is the idea of Christopher Walkan being young enough to
Luke Neverisky: I'm actually going
Justin Hale: in.
Tyram: have a living dad.
Luke Neverisky: to That's right. Um actually, I'm gonna see I'm gonna So, I'm very unfamiliar with racing. Um, there's a there's like a team of like crew people
Justin Hale: Yes.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, like a pick
Luke Neverisky: basically. Rush. Okay. Nice.
Ali Leonard: crew.
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. I'm going to I'm gonna find one of them. I' like to fly to one of them. Um, you there. Um, I have a Would you would you go make it look like Elizabeth is cheating? Don't ask questions.
Justin Hale: Come
Luke Neverisky: Just do it and figure it
Ellis Taylor: Do it again.
Ali Leonard: Okay. I'm gonna go with no, my dude.
Luke Neverisky: out. What? But no, you
Justin Hale: on.
Ali Leonard: No, I work
Luke Neverisky: work for me.
Ali Leonard: for Elsa. This says team Cooper. Are you looking for your own
Luke Neverisky: And
Ali Leonard: team? Oh, I thought you said talking looking
Luke Neverisky: what? Thought I thought I was talking to my
Ali Leonard: for her team. No. Okay. Sorry. Your own
Luke Neverisky: team.
Ali Leonard: team reverse. Okay. Yeah. What do you want to you want us to do? What else?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, just I don't know. What do we pay you for? Just
Ali Leonard: Change the
Luke Neverisky: go make a car. Yeah, sure. That sounds
Ali Leonard: tires. You want me to change her
Luke Neverisky: great. Yeah, you know, make them make them give her good ones. I
Ali Leonard: tires? Give her good. Okay. Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: don't know.
Ali Leonard: I can do that. Sure. I'll do that right now. Thank you, sir.
Luke Neverisky: Good. Yeah. How? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Good.
Ali Leonard: How hard is
Luke Neverisky: See, how hard could that
Ali Leonard: that? He takes like a stack of four
Luke Neverisky: be?
Ali Leonard: tires, brings it over to the El Smith pit, and is like, "Here you go.
Luke Neverisky: Nailed
Christopher Hooper: This
Justin Hale: Man, they'll never recover from that one.
Ali Leonard: Everybody gets their tires from the same place. It's like a pit of tires. And so they all grab like
Luke Neverisky: it. I mean,
Ali Leonard: stacks of
Luke Neverisky: it's it's four tires. How different could they
Tyram: Well, session over, I guess.
Christopher Hooper: Zubour is going to take the
Luke Neverisky: be? That's
Christopher Hooper: 26 freshly baked lemon poppy muffins
Ali Leonard: tires.
Ellis Taylor: number. All right.
Christopher Hooper: and go find George and
Tyram: Elephant.
Christopher Hooper: uh
Ali Leonard: her cousin.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And she'll say,
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: "George and with very
Ellis Taylor: Who's up?
Christopher Hooper: charismatic I say muffins and hands him
Ellis Taylor: Where
Christopher Hooper: the the
Ali Leonard: Nice. I don't remember George's voice, but Oh,
Christopher Hooper: muffins."
Tyram: He kind
Ali Leonard: thanks. That's so sweet. I love
Tyram: of had like the whiny boy voice if I remember
Ali Leonard: racing. Everybody is so nice. Everybody is so
Ellis Taylor: she That's lightning. And he chooses color.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and
Tyram: correctly. There we
Ali Leonard: nice in
Christopher Hooper: then she walks
Tyram: go.
Ali Leonard: racing. Awesome. Now George has some muffins. Can we take a bio
Luke Neverisky: f***
Tyram: You're the
Ali Leonard: break? I would like to take a bio break for myself. And if you guys want to join in your respective houses, that would also be
Ellis Taylor: Sure. Sounds
Christopher Hooper: away. Okay. Bio biosync.
Justin Hale: Okay, let's all let's
Ali Leonard: fine.
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Justin Hale: all sync our P at the same
Luke Neverisky: Good. All right. Three,
Ellis Taylor: good.
Justin Hale: time. Cool.
Ellis Taylor: Who's my teammate again? Is it Justin?
Justin Hale: I like
Tyram: DM.
Walden Briarhelm: Was that on three or after
Luke Neverisky: two, That's on
Ellis Taylor: Justin, are you my teammate? Okay, I have
Justin Hale: what?
Ellis Taylor: a plan and you're going to be involved.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: Yes. I have a plan and you're going to be
Ellis Taylor: Oh, okay. Feeding
Christopher Hooper: I I feel like we're covering all the like sports scandals.
Justin Hale: involved.
Ellis Taylor: plants.
Justin Hale: You you tell me your plan so that I can confirm
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I'll wait till I'll wait
Justin Hale: whether we have the same plan or
Luke Neverisky: three.
Ellis Taylor: till our kind of benevolent DVD gets back.
Justin Hale: not.
Ellis Taylor: We did finish the movie,
Justin Hale: I like Luke's plan. I think we all just send tires
Ellis Taylor: bud. And over on them with
Justin Hale: to the Cooper garage and then there's so many
Luke Neverisky: It's
Ellis Taylor: tires. So, Alice
Justin Hale: tires that she can't even race. Can't even get out of the
Ellis Taylor: It's a cheating scandal,
Christopher Hooper: And it'll be unfair because we don't have any
Justin Hale: garage. Yeah, she stole them
Luke Neverisky: flawless. Here I
Ellis Taylor: right?
Christopher Hooper: tires.
Tyram: I'm just committing myself to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Well, what are you going
Justin Hale: all.
Tyram: doing stupid comedy bits for the rest of
Ellis Taylor: to do now? You're rest. You got to got to break
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: The best thing
Tyram: tonight. I got silence of
Luke Neverisky: am.
Ellis Taylor: free. Stop. Yeah. You got to you got to escape,
Tyram: stats. There's no way Olivia can hold
Justin Hale: is The best thing is one of your dumb employees is actually going to be the thing
Ellis Taylor: Olivia. Yeah.
Justin Hale: that works. That'd be
Tyram: me.
Ellis Taylor: Do it
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I'm pretty sure this Poppy one is going to come
Ellis Taylor: again. Did you poison the lemon poppy? So, wait. In Alli's
Christopher Hooper: off. No,
Justin Hale: great.
Ellis Taylor: backstory, Elizabeth's in a cheating scandal,
Christopher Hooper: they just
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. We're not supposed
Ellis Taylor: right?
Tyram: to just be defeating her in the race. We're supposed to be like blaming her
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I mean, so
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. When she eats the puppy, she'll they
Tyram: for
Christopher Hooper: they uh like trigger positive tests for
Tyram: something.
Ellis Taylor: my Oh, drug chief.
Christopher Hooper: drug test for
Justin Hale: They they raise your blood alcohol
Luke Neverisky: rare.
Christopher Hooper: opium.
Justin Hale: content. Yeah. Have you seen the Mythbusters episode though? You have to eat
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that sounds like a good
Justin Hale: so many poppy seed. Like like a ridiculous amount of po more than you can put in
Tyram: I mean, there's no
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: episode.
Christopher Hooper: set
Justin Hale: muffins.
Tyram: bad episodes of Mythbusters.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I tried to get my 11-year-old nephew into Mythbusters and
Christopher Hooper: the last
Justin Hale: True. True.
Ellis Taylor: it just it didn't hit the same. I don't know. I was very sad. Come here, bud.
Justin Hale: So Ali watches a um a Canadian show called
Christopher Hooper: one.
Justin Hale: Science Max and it's a lot like a kids version of Mythbusters.
Luke Neverisky: true.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Do it again. Do it
Justin Hale: So I was watching I fell asleep watching Mythbusters the other night and Olly comes in there before
Ellis Taylor: again. Do it
Justin Hale: school and he's like, "Oh, is this like a big kid science max?" And I was like,
Ellis Taylor: again. Yes, it is. Where do you
Justin Hale: "Yes, yes it is. You should watch it.
Ellis Taylor: watch Mythbusters? Because I there's like random seasons in random
Justin Hale: Uh,
Ellis Taylor: places.
Justin Hale: HBO Max, I think, has all of
Tyram: And I was flipping through like over Thanksgiving um I was uh flipping through like the the different channels on like the cable package and like there's a channel that just basically shows
Ellis Taylor: Wait. Oh my god.
Justin Hale: them. Really? That's
Tyram: Mythbusters and nothing but Mythbusters
Justin Hale: awesome. Hey, that's good for um Adam
Tyram: 247.
Ellis Taylor: Yes,
Justin Hale: Savage and um uh Jamie
Ellis Taylor: Jamie.
Tyram: Yeah. I mean, I guess they did enough episodes that like they probably cycle through it
Ellis Taylor: Do it again. Do it
Justin Hale: Heinwin.
Tyram: every few days, I guess, if they're literally just showing nothing but
Ellis Taylor: again. I think it it take them like weeks. I think there's like Yeah,
Justin Hale: What I I want to say it was like 18
Ellis Taylor: it's definitely in the
Justin Hale: seasons.
Tyram: Mythbusters. Well, okay. Hey, so if they're showing nothing but
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, there's a
Tyram: Mythbusters all day, that's like got to be like
Luke Neverisky: lot
Justin Hale: Yeah, there's like 20 episodes per
Tyram: uh like 48 episodes a day
Justin Hale: season. Uh, yeah,
Tyram: or
Ellis Taylor: teens.
Justin Hale: probably close to that because each the episodes are like an hour for for cable, which I think is like 40ish minutes. So, uh, yeah, probably about
Tyram: something.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh,
Justin Hale: two seasons a day.
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: You you'd get through the whole series in what? A little over a
Christopher Hooper: Hey, Mom. Stop tickling
Justin Hale: week. That's
Ellis Taylor: okay. And he jumps on my shoulder and flings himself around.
Christopher Hooper: me. Just let me jump on
Tyram: Goodness. You look like you're about to hit him with the attitude adjustment or
Walden Briarhelm: The boy mom is
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, this is this is the reality of being a boy mom. He's about to drop me
Christopher Hooper: you.
Justin Hale: crazy.
Walden Briarhelm: deep. Yep.
Ellis Taylor: again. Boom.
Justin Hale: My
Walden Briarhelm: You're you're you're a wrestling partner now.
Ellis Taylor: It helps that I had two brothers, too. This is very
Tyram: something.
Walden Briarhelm: Congratulations on the promotion.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Justin Hale: um my kids have been conditioned for me to be that
Ellis Taylor: normal.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Justin Hale: parent, the the physical parent that I'll just be sitting like if I'm ever sitting on the floor, one of the kids will just climb up on my shoulders. I'll just have a kid
Ellis Taylor: I have to keep telling him like,
Christopher Hooper: god.
Justin Hale: on my shoulders.
Ellis Taylor: "Oh, no. That's a da dad game." No, this is not that. You're good, bud. More when I don't want to do something. But apparently jumping onto my shoulder is super fun.
Justin Hale: Toe, are you doing like mm math right now of like how to condense poppy seeds down to
Ellis Taylor: Yep. You're going to build a
Justin Hale: get the the alcohol
Christopher Hooper: I'm currently looking through this wiki page of sporting
Ellis Taylor: still.
Christopher Hooper: scandals. The first one being a sex boat scandal of the Minnesota
Justin Hale: concentration?
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Oh my god. Yes. Could someone please sed try to seduce Elizabeth for a sex
Christopher Hooper: Vikings.
Justin Hale: Oh, that's what we should do.
Ellis Taylor: scandal?
Christopher Hooper: Sex
Justin Hale: Wait, we
Tyram: Well, that actually lines up with
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: boat. Oh, sex
Justin Hale: already Oh, boy. We already
[01:30:00]
Tyram: what my next ploy was going to
Christopher Hooper: boat. Didn't expect that. Oh,
Justin Hale: listen. We already have her
Tyram: be.
Ellis Taylor: lord, we do. I grabbed her t-shirt.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, that's right. Oh, well, close
Justin Hale: underwear.
Ellis Taylor: I mean, my plan was to plant like a scrap of her shirt in my team members's engine and like sabotage your crystal and make it look like
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: she sabotaged it. Well,
Justin Hale: damn. Why can't we sabotage
Ellis Taylor: because I'm second tier and I'm sucking.
Christopher Hooper: enough.
Justin Hale: yours?
Tyram: Yeah, I think her the reason why I thought her character might be the one who's the actual culprit before I realized we were all the culprit was um because like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So,
Tyram: she desperately really needs a win
Ellis Taylor: I mean, I was torn. Either like I desperately needed a win and needed a spot or I'd be like, "f*** it. I'm out. Why the f*** am I dealing with this s***?" I was torn. But I I decided
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: to commit fully to destroying Elb's career.
Justin Hale: Damn,
Tyram: apparently. And now I wonder if her brother was like the ultimate culprit here and that's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I think I think I think in her I think Ally
Tyram: what we're like going towards.
Ellis Taylor: Alli's I think we're just doing shenanigans. It's going to be her brother the whole
Justin Hale: cold. Oh, she's back. She's back.
Ellis Taylor: time. Oh no. Oh
Christopher Hooper: All right. Yeah. All sex
Justin Hale: Don't tell her plan.
Ali Leonard: I should know the plan.
Ellis Taylor: no.
Christopher Hooper: boat. All right. Ally, we're going to need roughly
Justin Hale: So anyway,
Christopher Hooper: 20 strippers.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Justin Hale: sexual. You're on
Ali Leonard: I made a really good joke and
Ellis Taylor: It was so
Christopher Hooper: Alley.
Justin Hale: mute. Sure you did. Sure you
Ali Leonard: you guys couldn't hear
Justin Hale: did.
Ali Leonard: it. Thank you. Thank
Justin Hale: Oh yeah, let's hear
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Ellis Taylor: funny.
Justin Hale: it. Let's hear it
Ali Leonard: you. I I Well, it's not as funny now, but I said, "What kind of stripper
Christopher Hooper: Hilarious. Even
Ali Leonard: do you need? Is it for wood?" Cuz like like
Ellis Taylor: I'm
Christopher Hooper: better the second time.
Ali Leonard: he's stripping paint. Like it was funny in that moment. It's not
Christopher Hooper: You're even better the second time. Wait.
Justin Hale: again. I imagine
Ali Leonard: anymore.
Christopher Hooper: Say one more time.
Justin Hale: this is I imagine this is how Toeer reacts
Ali Leonard: My cats laughed at
Justin Hale: to like Astrid's like nothing jokes.
Ellis Taylor: going
Ali Leonard: it. Thank you. All
Ellis Taylor: to
Tyram: I don't want to drag you in public here, Joseph. You misspelled oops, my
Ali Leonard: right, so we're getting close
Justin Hale: Oh, damn
Tyram: dude. You did
Ali Leonard: to the ops. That's
Ellis Taylor: the
Justin Hale: it. There you go. I fixed it. Don't worry. I fixed
Tyram: ops. Ops. All culprits. Thank
Ali Leonard: a wrestling
Justin Hale: it. Real quick, though.
Tyram: god. All
Ali Leonard: team.
Justin Hale: To is Ash at that stage where she's telling you jokes that that aren't jokes at
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, we've been doing that for close to a year
Justin Hale: all? Oh,
Ali Leonard: Hell
Ellis Taylor: ops. Yeah, same with
Christopher Hooper: now. Yeah, they I taught her very early how to do
Justin Hale: okay. I think I think Thea's only doing it
Ellis Taylor: Ted.
Justin Hale: now. I think Thea's only doing it now because Olly has been the the champion of
Christopher Hooper: jokes.
Justin Hale: that forever. She's just now gotten to that where she's like,
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: "Did you know that you have a butt? Get
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Tyram: My nephew Oliver is like 10 now, so I feel like he's
Ali Leonard: Get him.
Tyram: old enough for me to be like, "No, Oliver, that's a s***** joke. You need to do
Justin Hale: it? That's
Tyram: better." Oh, I don't say s*****, but
Ali Leonard: constructive
Justin Hale: right. That's a poopy butthole
Tyram: yeah.
Ali Leonard: criticism poopy. When I was little, my joke was always, and it wasn't even a joke, which is perfect. It was I saw with my little eye something starting with and I would say any letter of the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. What?
Ali Leonard: alphabet, and it would always be hot dog. And I would laugh my ass
Ellis Taylor: last night.
Ali Leonard: off. No idea
Ellis Taylor: Ted, that's cute. Hey,
Tyram: Ally, we can only laugh so hard. You got to slow it down with
Ali Leonard: why. I know. I know.
Justin Hale: got to give us time to recover from these, you
Ali Leonard: I know. I know. One time
Ellis Taylor: boy.
Ali Leonard: that wasn't a joke, but it made my entire family laugh was when we were in
Luke Neverisky: Let's
Justin Hale: know.
Ali Leonard: Ireland and I sat on a tube of rollolos and it looked like I s*** my pants and I
Luke Neverisky: go.
Ellis Taylor: A a that's
Justin Hale: Hell yeah. Hell
Tyram: these.
Ali Leonard: was 10 years old.
Tyram: Goodness.
Ali Leonard: My entire family could not stop laughing. I was traumatized. I could not eat
Ellis Taylor: horrible.
Tyram: It's not a huge
Ali Leonard: Rolos for
Tyram: loss, but
Ali Leonard: years. I f****** loved
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: before the pancing. Yeah,
Justin Hale: yeah. Before the pants
Tyram: yeah, before the s***
Ali Leonard: Rolos. Freaking Ireland. And it was all over the
Ellis Taylor: Oh. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: that's Oh
Justin Hale: incident, not the rental
Ali Leonard: rental car. It's like gh
Luke Neverisky: There you
Justin Hale: car. And your parents 100% said that you shed all over it,
Ali Leonard: Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: right? An
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. They were like, "Sorry, she had
Luke Neverisky: go.
Ellis Taylor: no. Chocolatey
Justin Hale: explosive diarrhea, they said in the lobby of the rental
Ali Leonard: diarrhea. Don't smell
Walden Briarhelm: How much of this is true now? Because this is
Luke Neverisky: That's an
Ellis Taylor: diarrhea.
Christopher Hooper: jeez. And they're like, "Mr. Leonard, it doesn't matter how loud you yell that, you still have to pay the cleaning
Justin Hale: facility.
Ali Leonard: it. You already got
Christopher Hooper: fee. I
Justin Hale: the
Ali Leonard: into accidents with this rental car. It does not matter about the chocolate s***
Justin Hale: the cleaning fee for the ex
Ali Leonard: stain.
Walden Briarhelm: mortifying. It's in the window. It's in the window seals. It's
Justin Hale: diarrhea. It's in the cracks. You're going to have to get
Tyram: I like to imagine that's how like
Walden Briarhelm: awful.
Luke Neverisky: image.
Tyram: the sir this is a winding thing got
Justin Hale: extra
Tyram: started.
Ali Leonard: except in an Irish
Ellis Taylor: What time is
Tyram: center. This is Oh, Wendy's. I don't know. I don't think they even have
Ali Leonard: accent.
Ellis Taylor: it?
Tyram: Wendy's. Neck Wendy's is better than O
Ali Leonard: So, McWendy.
Tyram: Wendy's.
Ali Leonard: Mcquendy's. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: Okay. Well, so Denlin's next
Luke Neverisky: Where are
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: pull right along those lines.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Wait,
Tyram: Um, can we say that El's been stepped outside to like catch some fresh air or something
Luke Neverisky: you?
Ellis Taylor: phone.
Tyram: at one
Ali Leonard: Okay. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's dinner time at this point, I would
Tyram: point? Okay, so as soon as
Ali Leonard: say. So, she would go to the to the mess
Tyram: uh as soon as Elizabeth steps out of her door,
Ali Leonard: tent or the there's a
Ellis Taylor: I have to do
Tyram: a bunch of uh hookers run right up next to where Elizabeth is and comes out. He's like, "Everyone look, Elizabeth is eliciting hookers. This isn't a chamber. Look at all these
Ali Leonard: and she's just
Ellis Taylor: it. Who cares?
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: Sneakers.
Tyram: hookers that she
Ali Leonard: like, "Oh, are they like
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: has. Well, I guess they
Ali Leonard: actively stripping in public? What are they doing?" So, I feel like
Tyram: I guess they have like the like stereotype hooker garb. I guess I don't know. They have like fishnetss and
Ali Leonard: that's a crime. like a
Ellis Taylor: I started to do like a strip tease on her
Tyram: like skirt. I don't f****** know. Whatever hookers look like
Ali Leonard: bikini
Ellis Taylor: car. Did they start washing her car and stripping at the same
Tyram: in a
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: suit. Exactly.
Ali Leonard: like Oh my god. No. She's just like,
Ellis Taylor: time? I'm so
Ali Leonard: I do not consent. I do not
Ellis Taylor: uncomfortable right now. S's like, "Dude,
Ali Leonard: consent. I do not
Ellis Taylor: that's like way too far.
Ali Leonard: consent. You guys are all just
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: watching this from like around. She's like trying to back up to her garage just like I do. I can
Christopher Hooper: Zugor. Zugor is just watching from the stands eating a
Ali Leonard: fit. You're getting high in your
Christopher Hooper: muffin. They're
Justin Hale: verse.
Tyram: We
Ali Leonard: own
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: established that he would have to eat a f*** ton of them for
Ali Leonard: supply. Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: What is
Ellis Taylor: Wait, Taylor, we need to know. We need to know how you got away from
Ali Leonard: And they would have to drug
Tyram: actually. Um, okay. So, as Olivia was trying
Ali Leonard: test.
Tyram: to uh to th to like put the handcuffs on, uh
Walden Briarhelm: this?
Ellis Taylor: Olivia.
Tyram: Denlin uh pulled off one of his fake mustache bits and threw it on the ground. And
Justin Hale: Not the smokeball
Tyram: they were actually smoke bombs. No one expects the spook
Walden Briarhelm: The
Justin Hale: mustache.
Tyram: mustache. And um
Ali Leonard: This is such a weird
Justin Hale: Diddlin strikes
Tyram: I just I bound
Ali Leonard: weekend.
Walden Briarhelm: crap.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, this is the first finale, like race finale with Denlin, so nobody's expecting any of this. So, let's see
Ellis Taylor: Hey, bud.
Ali Leonard: if Elizabeth escapes back to her garage from these
Ellis Taylor: Let's go upstairs. Okay.
Ali Leonard: strippers that aren't really stripping that are just dancing around her in
Justin Hale: Um, yeah, hookers. No, not
Ali Leonard: lewd clothing. Hookers.
Walden Briarhelm: Who
Luke Neverisky: Cougars.
Justin Hale: hookers. Hookers. Uh, Versaf is off on the side doing an
Tyram: away.
Walden Briarhelm: cares? Who recurs?
Justin Hale: interview highlighting the
Ali Leonard: Okay. Uhhuh.
Justin Hale: the scandal that is unfolding about the
Ali Leonard: Can you hear Als
Justin Hale: hookers. No, no.
Ali Leonard: yelling? I do not
Justin Hale: like Versapp stays in the in the frame shot like constantly moving the cameras away from from any sort of justifying uh
Ali Leonard: consent. I don't know if they would
Tyram: You kept saying her staff and now you're saying
Ali Leonard: want hookers on
Tyram: her staff. Like why would her staff be doing
Ali Leonard: TV. her style is against
Justin Hale: evidence. I tried that was my plan. Got to hire him away.
Ali Leonard: her. Pretty loyal. You can try. Um I mean she got a 19 so she backed back into her garage. You can see how that affects the but I
Tyram: that? The wall of the garage was just like a hedge bush and you're just
Ali Leonard: mean it's not really you can't really get
Tyram: like back in Homer Simpson and
Ali Leonard: kicked out of racing for
Christopher Hooper: It's a common sport
Tyram: stuff. Damn
Ali Leonard: hookers. It's not you're not a politician. I mean the person you were
Christopher Hooper: handle.
Ali Leonard: based off of is right now in a scandal because he just had a baby and this other lady had a baby and we're all 90% sure that he is the father of this other baby who was the ex-wife of this
Tyram: it. You You
Ali Leonard: other racer. Denny
Tyram: don't have to tell that. You don't have to tell me about Denny Hanland. Obviously, I did extensive
Ali Leonard: Hamlet, you did a lot of research. You read, you listen to
Justin Hale: Obviously, Taylor is playing the role perfectly. We all know
Tyram: research. I
Ali Leonard: every single one of his
Luke Neverisky: What?
Christopher Hooper: Zukor.
Justin Hale: this.
Tyram: mean, since we're just beginning the audio recording, I'm assuming everyone who listens at home be like, "How did they get Denny Henland to like be on this
Ali Leonard: podcasts. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: episode or whatever his name
Ali Leonard: Crazy. You were close, but I'll
Tyram: is?"
Ali Leonard: accept it.
Tyram: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, she's back in her garage, very
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: Um, so after you shoot away the Sun Bills executive, a Blue Ox executive shows up and he's got
Ali Leonard: confused.
[01:40:00]
Justin Hale: like a thick offer letter for each engineer for each like person of the crew of the pit crew and he's like he's he's been handing them out before Ellsworth got
Ali Leonard: Uhhuh.
Justin Hale: back.
Ali Leonard: Okay. I'll guess I'll roll persuasion for each of these. If you want to roll persuasion on your
Justin Hale: I mean,
Ali Leonard: end, they're pretty
Justin Hale: it's Blue Ox. How
Luke Neverisky: Got the blue. Come
Justin Hale: loyal can they
Ali Leonard: loyal. They're they've won
Justin Hale: be? You can you can you can roll
Ali Leonard: like a lot of the 20 years she's been
Justin Hale: persuasion. That's fine. I don't
Ali Leonard: racing. What did you
Justin Hale: want to. I don't have a good persuasion bonus.
Tyram: Alli establishing in Canada that
Ali Leonard: did?
Luke Neverisky: on.
Tyram: Ellsworth is like a prolific racer, a great
Ali Leonard: That's all this one chat was
Justin Hale: Yeah, just vindication for for
Tyram: boss.
Ali Leonard: for. She's such a great person. She has no
Christopher Hooper: at some point. Um, Zugor is going
Ali Leonard: secrets. No, you'll find
Christopher Hooper: to approach uh the
Ali Leonard: something.
Christopher Hooper: Lansancy Sanfk uh garage
Justin Hale: elsewhere.
Christopher Hooper: um with a couple muffins and
Justin Hale: drunk. Are you learning your
Christopher Hooper: say hello. You avoid
Luke Neverisky: Hello. I I um sweat abuse
Justin Hale: words?
Ali Leonard: What?
Luke Neverisky: sweat immediately goes down
Christopher Hooper: taxes. I don't care about your taxes. I need your
Luke Neverisky: my I
Justin Hale: Love
Luke Neverisky: almost Oh well good because my
Christopher Hooper: knowledge.
Luke Neverisky: taxes are
Christopher Hooper: We frame El Smith
Luke Neverisky: pristine.
Christopher Hooper: for tax
Luke Neverisky: What? Well, yeah.
Justin Hale: it.
Luke Neverisky: I have already tasked my crew with framing her and I believe my job is done
Christopher Hooper: evasion. They did not
Luke Neverisky: here.
Christopher Hooper: succeed. They gave her tires.
Luke Neverisky: But oh my I remind me to have my father fire
Christopher Hooper: Can you call your
Ali Leonard: Thank doing what you
Luke Neverisky: them
Christopher Hooper: dad on speaker phone? Speaker
Luke Neverisky: later. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Stone,
Luke Neverisky: sure. Speaker speaker stone call my
Justin Hale: speaker. Put it on
Luke Neverisky: dad and put on speaker stone.
Christopher Hooper: sorry.
Luke Neverisky: Dad, are you there? It's me,
Christopher Hooper: Yes, my
Ali Leonard: said. I guess
Tyram: That just sounds like
Ali Leonard: perfect.
Luke Neverisky: Lansancy.
Justin Hale: speaker.
Tyram: Mufasa from like
Ali Leonard: kind of darker a little
Christopher Hooper: son. What is it, Lanc? My
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Well, uh,
Tyram: the
Luke Neverisky: Zugo here wants to speak with you. she said.
Christopher Hooper: boy
Luke Neverisky: Uh, and he's gonna Lance is going to like
Christopher Hooper: You
Ali Leonard: bit.
Luke Neverisky: nudge
Christopher Hooper: say you say
Tyram: f***
Christopher Hooper: it. Do you have tax
Luke Neverisky: what the
Christopher Hooper: lawyer? We have a whole staff
Luke Neverisky: wait. Thank
Christopher Hooper: of tax
Tyram: sake.
Luke Neverisky: you. Yeah, of course. We got tax
Christopher Hooper: lawyers. They know common rich people illegal minations of tax law.
Luke Neverisky: lawyers. Another be of
Christopher Hooper: Of course, they know how to avoid such illegal
Luke Neverisky: sweat.
Christopher Hooper: immaculations despite how easy they are to achieve and bypass common federal investigators. Excellent.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. See, Dad, Daddy, if you could please do the thing, that would be
Christopher Hooper: For this, my son, I will do it for
Luke Neverisky: lovely.
Christopher Hooper: you. But I need you to get the
Ali Leonard: Papa.
Christopher Hooper: banking routing and account number
Justin Hale: Oh jeez.
Christopher Hooper: of I believe she keeps it on a post-it note in her desk in her
Luke Neverisky: of course she
Ali Leonard: Sure. Is that where Lance keeps
Luke Neverisky: does.
Christopher Hooper: garage. Just
Ali Leonard: his
Christopher Hooper: like I told you to do. It's the smartest place.
Luke Neverisky: No, nobody ever expects
Ali Leonard: Her password is also
Christopher Hooper: exclamation
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we gota be safe. Put the exclamation
Christopher Hooper: point. Banks are like
Justin Hale: require a special character
Ali Leonard: 0000.
Luke Neverisky: point.
Christopher Hooper: that. It's always like, "How do I find that on the
Justin Hale: now.
Luke Neverisky: Yes. Yes. And every time you got to reset the password, it's just an extra
Christopher Hooper: keypad?" Yeah. Which Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Seven exclamation
Luke Neverisky: exclamation point on the
Christopher Hooper: at this point yet. Okay, good job,
Ali Leonard: points.
Luke Neverisky: end. So, oh, uh, yeah,
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: So, is this like a normal lemon poppy
Luke Neverisky: sure. I'll take the muffin.
Christopher Hooper: muffin. No, it's like
Ali Leonard: seed muffin or is it like 90% poppy
Christopher Hooper: a good lemon.
Ali Leonard: seeds? That's a good one. Great. I love it. A good little
Walden Briarhelm: The black
Luke Neverisky: It's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: treat. Pretty sweet treat. It's poppy seed
Walden Briarhelm: lemon poppy seed muffin.
Luke Neverisky: like it's just one
Ali Leonard: flour.
Luke Neverisky: pop. Smells delicious. I will I will eat
Christopher Hooper: You die
Luke Neverisky: it. Let me take a bite.
Justin Hale: Damn. All
Ali Leonard: That was a poison
Christopher Hooper: instantly. What? One of 26 muffins is poisoned with
Justin Hale: right. Good night,
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: leis and the other has
Ali Leonard: one. You just eat the
Christopher Hooper: steroids. Yeah, sure. That's how it
Justin Hale: Luke. You
Christopher Hooper: works,
Justin Hale: don't
Ali Leonard: steroids. Oh man, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
Walden Briarhelm: It's easier if you can chew it up This.
Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, sure.
Luke Neverisky: Really?
Christopher Hooper: right? All right.
Justin Hale: I hate when my steroids are
Ali Leonard: Crunchy. Okay, good. So, I'm glad when So, we've got a plan
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'm
Justin Hale: crunchy. We
Ali Leonard: forming.
Ellis Taylor: back. Wait, what are the concepts
Justin Hale: have concepts of a
Ali Leonard: Great. Yeah, we've got a lot of good concepts. We're
Ellis Taylor: of the
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Ali Leonard: getting um stealing my banking information
Ellis Taylor: plan? Oh,
Justin Hale: plan and
Ali Leonard: to frame me for tax
Ellis Taylor: fascinating.
Justin Hale: hookers.
Ali Leonard: fraud because that'll definitely get me kicked out of a racing circuit because no racists
Luke Neverisky: And
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Cool.
Ali Leonard: have ever been caught with tax
Ellis Taylor: Cool
Justin Hale: But hookers
Ali Leonard: evasion. Yeah, we'll see how much the hookers
Walden Briarhelm: or or hookers.
Tyram: you know, I don't think it's come up yet
Ali Leonard: really
Luke Neverisky: who that's kind of the safety net.
Tyram: in the campaign. What if that is the proper way to say hookers in
Ali Leonard: do.
Ellis Taylor: guys.
Christopher Hooper: Who
Justin Hale: though, who
Tyram: the
Ellis Taylor: Hookers.
Justin Hale: cares?
Walden Briarhelm: They're prominent enough that that is important
Christopher Hooper: cares?
Ali Leonard: Cookers. I mean, it's Grayport, so you know, they're all seep from
Walden Briarhelm: to the Lord.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it hasn't been plot revivalent,
Ali Leonard: the from the
Walden Briarhelm: Joer's got a lot of
Christopher Hooper: but they are ubiquitous in society.
Tyram: setting?
Ali Leonard: ocean. Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: hookers. Greatort's going to
Ellis Taylor: They have their own guild. It's super
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: be swamped.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. It's very legal actually. So it's not a
Christopher Hooper: it started with legalization and then they form their own like political party
Tyram: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: normal. Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: and they basically run everything now.
Justin Hale: We we did we did
Ali Leonard: scandal. Yeah.
Justin Hale: have a brothel in my one shot in the last
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right. We
Justin Hale: campaign. Remember
Walden Briarhelm: Did they avoid taxes
Christopher Hooper: threw a party in it. That's right. That's true.
Justin Hale: that?
Ali Leonard: Yeah. So So that's the illegal
Walden Briarhelm: now?
Justin Hale: Mhm. It's all above board.
Ali Leonard: kind of it. Or maybe that's still
Christopher Hooper: It seemed pretty chill. Didn't seem
Justin Hale: It's all above
Ali Leonard: legal. It's all have a license. Yeah, you're
Christopher Hooper: like a problem at the time.
Justin Hale: board.
Ali Leonard: fine. It's like in Firefly. She has a brothel license.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. What was what were they called?
Justin Hale: They just weren't allowed to operate between the hours of what was it like 2:00 a.m. and
Ali Leonard: You're fine.
Ellis Taylor: Companions.
Justin Hale: 6
Tyram: not that
Ali Leonard: Companions. Yeah. Yeah, they're all companions. We'll be
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: you'd know,
Ali Leonard: fine.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: a.m. Ollie doesn't want to watch it
Tyram: Justin.
Ali Leonard: What? Probably for the best,
Tyram: Well, well, I mean, Firefly honestly is not okay. If you have to watch one, watch
Ali Leonard: honestly. The
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: yet. Oh.
Tyram: Avatar, but
Ali Leonard: Reavers The Reavers are a little scary. I would say for that
Walden Briarhelm: What's Samsung.
Ellis Taylor: I think Reapers are too scary for Little is also Yeah. It's going to be
Justin Hale: Um, did I,
Ellis Taylor: unsatisfying because it doesn't
Justin Hale: um, did I tell you my Gen Con
Ellis Taylor: end.
Justin Hale: fiasco with my
Tyram: Did you
Ali Leonard: little Oh no.
Ellis Taylor: No.
Tyram: send the pictures, right? And we all actually laid into you for looking
Justin Hale: outfit? Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: exactly like Captain Mal. Even though you are
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that was a
Justin Hale: And and I got asked like at least three times a
Ali Leonard: What?
Justin Hale: day if if that's what I was
Tyram: Captain, I cannot emphasize enough how certain I was
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I
Justin Hale: feeling. You You are not the only
Tyram: that you were supposed to be Al Reynold from
Justin Hale: one. You are not the only
Ali Leonard: Who are you supposed to
Walden Briarhelm: didn't Justin wasn't even in the
Justin Hale: one. Um that's just my normal Renfest
Tyram: Firefly.
Walden Briarhelm: photos.
Ellis Taylor: Oh.
Justin Hale: garb. So yeah, it's it's So
Walden Briarhelm: Oh s***.
Justin Hale: my Renfest garb is literally the same like accessories. I just changed my shirt. So, like I have a green one and a purple one and a red one. And
Ali Leonard: be?
Justin Hale: the red one makes me look like
Ali Leonard: Sure. Red was very mal.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I see
Justin Hale: Yeah, that one makes me look like
Walden Briarhelm: Now you
[01:50:00]
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Mhm.
Justin Hale: Mel. So, anyways, back to the
Walden Briarhelm: know.
Luke Neverisky: Got some
Ellis Taylor: it. Who cares?
Christopher Hooper: Who
Justin Hale: hookers. Sorry.
Tyram: Get it
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Yeah, she she's backed into her garage at this
Justin Hale: Sorry.
Tyram: right.
Ali Leonard: point. So now the hookers are just kind of having a little rave in front of her
Justin Hale: Den Denland's
Ali Leonard: garage, which you know, great for
Walden Briarhelm: Cookers.
Justin Hale: Denund's got the um the like obnoxiously
Ali Leonard: them.
Justin Hale: long lens on a cartoonish camera,
Luke Neverisky: hookers.
Christopher Hooper: better?
Justin Hale: right? Like taking pictures of all of
Tyram: Absolutely. Is it like those oldfashioned like you know how they had to have like a separate like
Ellis Taylor: You've got
Justin Hale: it. The little flash crystals.
Tyram: thing for like the flash bulb and then for the camera like back in the
Ellis Taylor: the glass out and you're like tilting the solution on it to slide
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: 30s?
Ellis Taylor: in.
Tyram: Yeah. My camera has to have a tripod and I have to put my head
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: underneath like a like a curtain.
Walden Briarhelm: The mustache sticks out on
Justin Hale: It's holding the sides
Ali Leonard: So you
Walden Briarhelm: the sides, of
Ali Leonard: got a lot of pictures of very legal hookers, wellresected dancing around El Smith
Ellis Taylor: She's just like hissing
Justin Hale: up.
Ali Leonard: with her arms in a
Ellis Taylor: at them. Stay
Justin Hale: It's It's as if Ally doesn't want any of
Ellis Taylor: away.
Justin Hale: our plans to work. That one like That one seemed
Ali Leonard: cross. That's all very Ellis Smith, which is no consent. Do not
Christopher Hooper: I guess at some point while Zuger and Lancie are are looking at each other eating muffins, uh, Zuger asks
Ali Leonard: touch. Huh?
Christopher Hooper: Are you going to get bank information
Justin Hale: bulper.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. I thought I would just hire one of the help here to go. That
Ellis Taylor: Hey,
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: seems below me,
Christopher Hooper: now?
Luke Neverisky: Lancy. you there fel uh other crew member that is not delivering
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: It's been taking him six hours to lower
Christopher Hooper: Hello,
Justin Hale: It's just constant just constant back and
Christopher Hooper: Lindsay. What do you want from
Luke Neverisky: tires.
Ellis Taylor: They're
Justin Hale: forth.
Tyram: Oh god, the Christopher Walan voice is contagious like a
Ali Leonard: tires.
Luke Neverisky: Oh yes.
Ellis Taylor: multiply.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. multiplying.
Christopher Hooper: me? What can I do for
Luke Neverisky: I
Christopher Hooper: you,
Luke Neverisky: need I need you to go
Ellis Taylor: What still happened
Christopher Hooper: sir?
Tyram: virus.
Luke Neverisky: into else and get her routing and bank number and if you get caught just shove the engine up your
Ellis Taylor: here?
Christopher Hooper: Oh, is it uh just like you, sir, on a postit in a right side drawer?
Luke Neverisky: It is the only way to have your bank
Christopher Hooper: All right, I'm on it, sir. We never We never talked about
Ali Leonard: Oh my
Luke Neverisky: information. But I like the way your voice
Christopher Hooper: it.
Luke Neverisky: sounds. You're going places,
Christopher Hooper: Oh, thank you, Lanc.
Ali Leonard: god.
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: It's uh
Justin Hale: Hey, are you guys talking about tax
Luke Neverisky: kid. No, not at
Justin Hale: fraud? The third Christopher Walkin
Ali Leonard: They're all
Christopher Hooper: I uh I uh
Luke Neverisky: all.
Ellis Taylor: no.
Christopher Hooper: don't know what you mean, Jerry. What are you talking
Justin Hale: show. Oh, I
Ali Leonard: related.
Justin Hale: thought we were talking
Ali Leonard: We're never going to get to the race if everybody's a Christopher
Ellis Taylor: I'm not even
Christopher Hooper: about? We We missed a trick here.
Ali Leonard: Wagan.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, you're trying to break into her garage or your minion
Ellis Taylor: No.
Ali Leonard: is. All right. So, there's a bunch of hookers outside
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Justin Hale: about. Okay.
Tyram: Sorry, a bunch of
Ali Leonard: of her garage having a rave.
Ellis Taylor: Who
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh my god. Look at these
Ali Leonard: Hookers.
Christopher Hooper: hookers.
Ali Leonard: So, do you get distracted by the hookers that are already paid
Christopher Hooper: Uh, let me make a Christmas
Justin Hale: That last part's
Ali Leonard: for?
Ellis Taylor: cares?
Christopher Hooper: savings. I rolled a
Tyram: hoopers.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, you get sucked into their
Christopher Hooper: three. Oh my god, you're
Justin Hale: important.
Tyram: The
Christopher Hooper: beautiful. Look at
Justin Hale: sucked into
Tyram: hooker
Ali Leonard: vortex. So, now you have a bunch of pictures of this
Walden Briarhelm: The poor
Christopher Hooper: you. He He
Justin Hale: their Christopher f******
Ali Leonard: pit crew dancing with
Walden Briarhelm: attacks.
Christopher Hooper: immediately He immediately takes off his shirt and starts dancing with
Justin Hale: pick
Ali Leonard: these.
Christopher Hooper: him.
Justin Hale: crew.
Ali Leonard: Hell yeah. Okay, there it
Tyram: vortex.
Ali Leonard: is. The vortex. Yeah, absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. On to the next
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Yeah. So, that was a great Yeah. So, Ellsworth eventually when the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: rave dissipates, I don't know, she does leave and go to her tent to sleep because there is a race in the morning. I don't know
Christopher Hooper: plan.
Ali Leonard: if you guys remember that you
Luke Neverisky: Nope.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I know. I'm going to wait
Justin Hale: Nope. I I thought this was a Christopher Walkin
Ali Leonard: do have to race in the
Ellis Taylor: till
Justin Hale: session.
Tyram: What
Ellis Taylor: I know what I'm doing. I was going to
Ali Leonard: morning. Go do
Ellis Taylor: wait till every I'm going to wait till everybody's asleep.
Justin Hale: Do
Ali Leonard: it.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, we'll wait until So, Elizabeth definitely goes back to her
Tyram: the
Ali Leonard: tent, hangs out with her posi, has some ice cream,
Justin Hale: Is it lemon poppy seed ice
Ali Leonard: and then goes to bed. She does have a muffin for
Justin Hale: cream? Still a
Ali Leonard: sure. She does have a muffin and she has some ice cream and she goes to bed. So, I don't know if what it's laced with, but she had one. She has a
Ellis Taylor: Thanks to her
Tyram: a weakness for big goods.
Ali Leonard: weakness for baked goods.
Tyram: You
Ali Leonard: good baked goods I should
Justin Hale: chance.
Tyram: see? Damn
Justin Hale: Spoiled again.
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: say. So
Ellis Taylor: grandma.
Ali Leonard: if anybody else wants to go to bed, feel free. Anybody else? Cuz in the morning we
Tyram: I think Deadline's going
Ali Leonard: have the drivers meeting again in the
Walden Briarhelm: Oh. Oh, Scotty Max got to
Justin Hale: Vers stays up a little
Walden Briarhelm: get his sleep.
Justin Hale: late, but he has his steering wheel in bed and he's just visualizing the race until he falls
Ali Leonard: race. He would
Ellis Taylor: He does the whole Lightning McQueen
Justin Hale: asleep.
Tyram: to Formula One,
Ali Leonard: absolutely. It's a mix of Formula 1 and
Ellis Taylor: speed.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: right? Okay. Okay. Formula One's one that like they have
Ali Leonard: Indie Car. So yeah, Denny Hamlin's from NASCAR,
Tyram: to like it's so tight that they have to like get in the car before they attach the
Ali Leonard: but
Tyram: steering column,
Ali Leonard: still it is very tight. The car I just I saw one at the Indie Race and it was like it was bigger than I thought, but then it was also like the cockpit was like
Justin Hale: Is that not most uh professional
Tyram: right?
Ali Leonard: the size of a peanut.
Justin Hale: racing that they have to like because their seats are so customized that they have to put
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Justin Hale: the steering wheel in after?
Ali Leonard: like NASCAR they put the steering wheel in after. I
Ellis Taylor: But also like they don't have like functioning doors
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: bet Indie car they do
Ellis Taylor: and stuff because they don't want the extra weight, right?
Ali Leonard: too. No, they have to slide in and out of
Justin Hale: Mhm. Yep. They can't move their seats. All of
Ali Leonard: the windows. Yeah, it's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I just watched
Justin Hale: it. That crap's That crap's crazy, dude. That's
Ali Leonard: all gutted.
Ellis Taylor: Cars 3 with Ted and they f***** up and
Justin Hale: a
Ellis Taylor: gave Lightning McQueen
Justin Hale: claustrophobia. What are you
Ali Leonard: Yes. Isn't that supposed to be
Ellis Taylor: headlights. It was
Justin Hale: talking
Tyram: Well, well, that was actually a explicit plot point in the first
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. They're just stickers. But in
Justin Hale: about? Right.
Tyram: one was that he got lost because he Have
Ellis Taylor: this one, he had headlights on. I'm like, what is
Justin Hale: Right.
Ali Leonard: terrifying? Yeah, they don't have
Ellis Taylor: happening?
Justin Hale: That's Yeah. They they do that on purpose at the end of the first
Ali Leonard: headlights. it. What's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Or they gave him headlights.
Justin Hale: movie.
Tyram: headlights.
Ali Leonard: that to that Mater thing where he like sees like an Italian car with
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: headlights for eyes and he gets freaked
Ellis Taylor: Oh, might have been
Justin Hale: That could have been Cars too,
Ali Leonard: out? That may have been like a Mater
Ellis Taylor: made. Cars two was not very
Justin Hale: which no one
Ali Leonard: special. I only saw that one clip, so I don't
Ellis Taylor: good. Three was
Tyram: I've only ever seen the first
Ali Leonard: know.
Ellis Taylor: cute. I thought they were still stickers, but No,
Tyram: one. We probably should start the racing portion of the session
Ali Leonard: Yeah, pretty soon.
Ellis Taylor: I got I got to do my thing.
Justin Hale: watches.
Tyram: before
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm
Ellis Taylor: I have a diabolical plan. It's going to be
Ali Leonard: asleep. I'm listening
Ellis Taylor: great. All right. If you guys aren't doing anything
Ali Leonard: to your plan. and if everyone else is asleep. And
Ellis Taylor: in the middle of the night, um Serge is going to sneak down to his teammates's car. I looked at your name. I forgot it already. First step. and he's
Justin Hale: First
Ellis Taylor: gonna get into the engine and mess with the connections on the crystals and essentially like sabotage it so that like it's gonna be like disconnected
Justin Hale: step.
Ellis Taylor: and like he'll he'll lose power like halfway during the race. So like he'll be able to start the race and start racing fine, but I want to rig it so that like it's going to fail on him. And I'm gonna tear like a chunk of the t-shirt that I got and like wedge it in to the engine. So, I'm sabotaging my my teammate's car and framing you at the same
Ali Leonard: And how sorry how
Ellis Taylor: time. Yeah, with the team Cooper shirt. I'm just going to like
Ali Leonard: are you fra Oh, with the team Cooper
Ellis Taylor: ch tear a chunk so it's like clearly like part of the team Cooper logo. Like a part of the shirt just got ripped off in the
Ali Leonard: shirt. Come on. Come on. Sorry, my cats are fighting. Be good. Okay. Sorry.
Ellis Taylor: engine.
Justin Hale: Thanks. The cat
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Ali Leonard: Pants were hiding.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Hats were f****** got cornered.
Justin Hale: We got corned. What?
Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. Interesting. Got
Ellis Taylor: Are your cats getting along
Justin Hale: Oh, that's
Ali Leonard: cornered. I did see a video about
Ellis Taylor: better now?
Ali Leonard: that. Um, not really. I mean, a little bit, but not really. We're slowly having them like eat together and like they still don't sleep together, but we're trying to work
Ellis Taylor: or
Justin Hale: different.
Ali Leonard: our way to that. For some reason, I just
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Maybe what you
Tyram: steps in
Ali Leonard: freaked out by her, but she just wants to play. I don't know. We'll get
Ellis Taylor: need is a fourth animal like a dog so they can have a common
Tyram: the right
Ali Leonard: there.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: direction.
Ali Leonard: Right. Yeah. Lately, we're only supposed to have two cats, so it'll be
Walden Briarhelm: Fight fire with
Ellis Taylor: enemy.
Ali Leonard: fine. It'll be fine. It'll work it out. Cats. Okay. So, we'll see how that works out in the morning when everybody wakes up and does their
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: Okay. Does Elizabeth go to breakfast at one
Ali Leonard: last car checks.
Tyram: point? Okay. Do we all have like
Ali Leonard: Yeah, she'll wake up and go to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: assigned seats at
Ali Leonard: breakfast. No, it's just like a mess
Ellis Taylor: Heat.
Justin Hale: Can we for whatever bit that
Tyram: breakfast? Okay. Okay. Well, all right. Well,
Justin Hale: Taylor's going for?
Tyram: uh,
Ali Leonard: tent. Sure, she can have a regular
Tyram: what? Okay. Um, so, um, at Elvis's seat, you see that there's like a pizza box and you open up, it's a pineapple. It's like a Hawaiian pizza. And then like Ken's going to jump.
Ali Leonard: seat.
Tyram: Everyone look, Elvis likes pineapple on her pizza.
Ali Leonard: And she's carrying a tray with like eggs
Luke Neverisky: That is pinest.
Tyram: What the
Ali Leonard: and bacon and
Walden Briarhelm: Scotty speaks up. Oh, that's Can I grab a slice of that? I know it's
Ali Leonard: oatmeal. Uh
Walden Briarhelm: not popular, but that's kind of my bag.
Tyram: freak? Go ahead. I don't care if I take down both of you
Ali Leonard: yeah, I think somebody left this in my seat. Weird.
Walden Briarhelm: What? What do you mean take us
Tyram: today. I made
Walden Briarhelm: down? Just kind of like a Hey, don't say that
Tyram: out on the racetrack. Of course.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: look. Ah, yeah.
Tyram: I could be driving a
Ali Leonard: Okay. Such a weird
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, we'll see on the
Tyram: Toyota Tacoma and still defeat you all. That's how good of a racer I
Justin Hale: I dare
Tyram: Sorry, good of a racist I
Ali Leonard: weekend. All
Walden Briarhelm: track.
Tyram: am. Toyota Tacomaomas are established
Ellis Taylor: No, they're not. They're
Justin Hale: you. I don't
Tyram: in canon as s*****
Ali Leonard: right.
Walden Briarhelm: Sorry, they
Ellis Taylor: a perfect car.
Justin Hale: I don't
Tyram: cars. This is two flashbacks in a row where it was
Walden Briarhelm: don't even have four-wheel drive from what I've
Justin Hale: think two two sevenths of this party
Tyram: explicitly mentioned how bad they are.
Justin Hale: at least twoths of this party
Tyram: That's the
Walden Briarhelm: heard.
Justin Hale: disagree.
Tyram: worst. That That's like a very short of a majority, my dude. That's not a
Justin Hale: It's it's not nothing.
Tyram: great argument.
Walden Briarhelm: It's a perfect 57s.
Tyram: It's a crushing
Justin Hale: So, you're against the
Ali Leonard: So Versace's
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Justin Hale: minorities then, huh? I see how it
Tyram: minority. Whoa. Hey. Hey. We're
Ali Leonard: team did
Tyram: racist, not
Ali Leonard: find
Tyram: bigots.
Walden Briarhelm: Get it
Justin Hale: is.
Ali Leonard: So Versace's team did find the
Luke Neverisky: Please.
Ali Leonard: sabotage
Walden Briarhelm: right. Which
Ellis Taylor: What? The one I
Ali Leonard: and yeah on Versaf's
Walden Briarhelm: one? Oh
Ellis Taylor: did.
Justin Hale: What
Ali Leonard: car and they brought it to the city to the the
Justin Hale: does does Verse Stap have a
Tyram: Okay.
Ali Leonard: officials. So they're going to
Justin Hale: temper? I don't know
Ali Leonard: investigate. I don't know.
Walden Briarhelm: no.
Justin Hale: what like verse staff and the actual person is
Ali Leonard: No, he doesn't really.
Justin Hale: like.
Ali Leonard: He's just kind of like I f****** win all the
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, Serge is
Justin Hale: That's fair.
Ellis Taylor: both happy his plans working and pissed that they didn't miss it because I wanted him to
Ali Leonard: time. Well, I still
Ellis Taylor: crash. He's still mine.
Walden Briarhelm: Mhm.
Ellis Taylor: Woohoo.
Ali Leonard: might. So then after breakfast, everybody goes to the same
Justin Hale: Okay. Tito
Ali Leonard: office for Tito with
Justin Hale: burrito. No. Tito
Ali Leonard: Elizabeth. It's the driver's meeting.
Justin Hale: bonito.
Ali Leonard: Tito Bonito. I don't know why. Just
Luke Neverisky: Uh-huh.
Justin Hale: I said Tito Bur
Ali Leonard: really. And
Ellis Taylor: Burrito. Do you like tacos or
Justin Hale: though. I got it. I got it wrong. I got it wrong. I'm so
Ali Leonard: well, maybe that's his nickname. And then he gives you all he like stares at all six of you individually. And then because Ellsworth is also there and then like usual in the dark meeting he talks about the
Ellis Taylor: burrito?
Justin Hale: sorry.
Ali Leonard: course and the officials and he says first there's was some sabotage on Versapp's car. There was some sabotage on Elizabeth's car that have been brought to the officials attention and they're looking into it. Here's the race map and where you can use your I'm calling it
Ellis Taylor: your vacation bible
Ali Leonard: VBS instead of DRS. I'll go into
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: detail. V V Vss two
Ellis Taylor: do these
Ali Leonard: V's and where and then on like the six of yours and not on El Smith, he marked where the officials can't see you on the track and then he sends you on your way
Tyram: Um, Denlin is like
Ali Leonard: after the driver's
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, it's very
Ellis Taylor: stuff.
Tyram: he sees the
Ali Leonard: meeting. very obvious
Walden Briarhelm: spec.
Tyram: masculine. Yes. Oh, yeah. I meant to
Ali Leonard: evil laugh as we all leave his
Tyram: mention that as he sleeps, that's how he snores at night. He's like
Ali Leonard: office. Sure. Absolutely. It's like an apnea,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. s***.
Ali Leonard: but okay.
Walden Briarhelm: This
Ali Leonard: So, let's get
Walden Briarhelm: character needs to become official.
Ali Leonard: into race
Justin Hale: Race time. Let's go racing,
Ali Leonard: time. really. They line up. Everybody's
Justin Hale: boys.
Ali Leonard: kind of hanging out on the pit
Justin Hale: I'm in the
Ali Leonard: area. There's a national anthem. I don't know who we want to sing that. Who's a popular artist right now? Is Lenny T still active? Because if so, he would be doing it because we are in
Ellis Taylor: This is
Christopher Hooper: I think he ascended to heaven or something like
Tyram: I mean, I mean, he can
Ali Leonard: Great. Well, can I come
Luke Neverisky: What did
Tyram: just come back if he wants to. That's up to you guys,
Luke Neverisky: I
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: down? And then they say that everybody gets in your cars. Well, does anybody want to do anything while we're all in the
Walden Briarhelm: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: true.
Ali Leonard: pit? While we're hanging
Christopher Hooper: Well, there's people watching,
Tyram: really.
Ali Leonard: out. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: right?
Ali Leonard: there's like people around, but everybody's like
Tyram: Um, I guess uh
Ali Leonard: interacting and like getting
Tyram: Den will be back on his uh his cell sending stone and
Walden Briarhelm: Did
Christopher Hooper: So,
Tyram: um Look, I don't care how long those nuns have been in the convent. Tell them they're evicted.
Walden Briarhelm: we
Ali Leonard: ready. It's really
Walden Briarhelm: flawless. Uh, did we ever hear exactly what kind of uh messing arounds were done on each vehicle or just that it
Ali Leonard: good on verse stops you I mean you can get you'll get the report from your team because it's public
Walden Briarhelm: Ah, there we
Ali Leonard: that it was clogged and and else it was filed down so they had to change out a
Walden Briarhelm: go.
Ali Leonard: part. They had to do a full underc carriage change out. So she hasn't basically
Walden Briarhelm: Mhm. Okay. What I want to
Ali Leonard: driven this
Walden Briarhelm: know, I'd like to know if the rune that was placed on the car has stayed inconspicuous
Ali Leonard: car. Not been
Walden Briarhelm: and not been
Ali Leonard: discovered.
Walden Briarhelm: discovered.
Christopher Hooper: Um, Zugor is driven but not stupid and would like to ritually cast
Walden Briarhelm: Excellente.
Christopher Hooper: Auggury. Um, and she is thinking about uh going to try to do like f*** with the car in some way. Um, you know, maybe uh or actually mess with the um the pit itself. Uh, so mess with the pit lights or something that makes it dangerous and like induces an unsafe release or something like that. Um,
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: but she's really not sure if that's a good idea or not. And she is praying to her God about it. And God can say it's wheel, woe, will and woe or indifferent. Wheel being good, bad, good and bad, or neither good nor
Ali Leonard: I would say neither good nor bad. I don't think it would make much of a
Christopher Hooper: bad.
Ali Leonard: difference. I don't see you using the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: pit, if that makes sense. It's not that many
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Ali Leonard: laps just based on
Christopher Hooper: right. All
Ali Leonard: time that we
Christopher Hooper: right. Then she's not going to do
[02:10:00]
Ali Leonard: have. Anything else? You see like faces like sulking near the car,
Christopher Hooper: it.
Ali Leonard: being a little emo b**** near the car.
Justin Hale: Yeah, I got to throw the hair
Christopher Hooper: That was that was her omen. She saw the weeping child next to the car was like not going to mess with
Ali Leonard: Perfect. No, not going to mess with that. All right,
Justin Hale: over.
Ali Leonard: we ready for driver. Start your engines.
Luke Neverisky: You know
Christopher Hooper: that. And it's lights out
Ali Leonard: Okay. So,
Christopher Hooper: here.
Tyram: Well, I hope you
Ali Leonard: I'm So, I did make a roll 20
Tyram: fools are ready to be humiliated out there.
Ali Leonard: thing for the first time. Um, how do I
Walden Briarhelm: Everybody drive
Ali Leonard: share it in roll 20?
Walden Briarhelm: safe,
Ali Leonard: Do you know
Walden Briarhelm: dude.
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yes, you invite us to the game from the like launch screen.
Ali Leonard: Oh, f***. Okay, let me go back.
Christopher Hooper: Everyone
Justin Hale: What the
Ali Leonard: s***. I've never
Christopher Hooper: start logging into Roll
Ali Leonard: done that. Yeah, please
Justin Hale: f***?
Ali Leonard: take and because it'll take a minute and it's Friday
Christopher Hooper: 20. It's Friday
Ali Leonard: night.
Walden Briarhelm: What's that?
Christopher Hooper: night and I just got
Ellis Taylor: Money money
Christopher Hooper: paid
Ali Leonard: So
Christopher Hooper: money.
Tyram: You guys are going for two completely different songs
Ellis Taylor: money. No, it's a safe. It's a safe
Christopher Hooper: No, they're the same, but the timing is off.
Justin Hale: No, it's the same song.
Ellis Taylor: zone. Your timing's
Justin Hale: Yeah. It's nice to know we're all even in sync,
Tyram: here.
Ellis Taylor: off.
Ali Leonard: sorry. Okay. So, how do I
Tyram: on roll 20,
Ali Leonard: invite people?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you send us an invite
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Oh, I see it.
Christopher Hooper: link.
Ali Leonard: Invite players. Oh, f***. I don't know anybody's email
Walden Briarhelm: I believe the phrasing.
Christopher Hooper: There should be a
Ali Leonard: addresses. You can also share this special link. Oh, copy link. Yeah, it's like give me 20 minutes and I'll get your
Tyram: right?
Ali Leonard: guys's email. I'll put it.
Christopher Hooper: link.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: Let's get I'd like to imagine the vehicle that I drive almost kind of looks like a truck just so that it's I don't know that's The flavor of it, not like a fajord
Ali Leonard: I only had so so many
Walden Briarhelm: or a
Ali Leonard: tokens as cars. So hopefully I did it right. And also I need to post
Walden Briarhelm: Tacoma. f******
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Walden Briarhelm: Chrome.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: directions. What are you making fun of
Christopher Hooper: god. No, I am just like it immediately tries to connect like voice and video and I'm like not
Tyram: Should I
Ali Leonard: me? Oh my god. I know. I don't know how to get rid of that.
Ellis Taylor: I see a handdrawn
Tyram: be seeing like um like a link on
Ellis Taylor: map. Who is
Tyram: here? Like mine just has a bunch of old
Ali Leonard: A
Ellis Taylor: stupid?
Tyram: games on it on my dashboard here. Like what am I where's your
Ali Leonard: what? A
Christopher Hooper: You need
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: what? Bunch of old games. Mine
Christopher Hooper: to follow the link if did you do
Ali Leonard: is I clicked I sent a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, you know it's in the chat
Christopher Hooper: that? It's on
Tyram: game? Oh, it's on Discord.
Ali Leonard: link. No, it's
Luke Neverisky: in this chat.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Oh. Oh, sorry.
Walden Briarhelm: What can you guys hear me?
Ellis Taylor: here.
Tyram: Okay. Okay. All right.
Walden Briarhelm: Hello. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: Hello
Ali Leonard: on. Where's
Walden Briarhelm: opening D or opening roll 20 just like blew my
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: Hello.
Ali Leonard: Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, it does that.
Walden Briarhelm: computer
Tyram: I like to think that um Denlin's car is sponsored by
Walden Briarhelm: up. Oh, this is
Ellis Taylor: no.
Tyram: Denland's company and that like the logo for the company is just a picture
Ali Leonard: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: of Denlin going
Walden Briarhelm: awesome.
Tyram: like oh like no twirling his mustache. It's Denlin twirling his
Christopher Hooper: This is a nice
Tyram: mustache.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, this is
Christopher Hooper: map. I like this speech bubble at the bottom,
Ali Leonard: I didn't draw it. I don't know how to get rid of all
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: too.
Ali Leonard: my token things at the bottom. They piss me
Walden Briarhelm: great.
Ellis Taylor: how do I make everyone's icon smaller so I can actually see the
Tyram: Hold on. Someone's mastering the
Ali Leonard: off.
Ellis Taylor: map? What's
Christopher Hooper: You can go to the gear
Walden Briarhelm: That's what I'm trying to figure
Luke Neverisky: on the
Christopher Hooper: and then go to audio biddy. No, what is
Luke Neverisky: gear. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: it? This audio video and then you go
Luke Neverisky: Audio video.
Christopher Hooper: to video display and then you go to player video
Ellis Taylor: that?
Christopher Hooper: avatar size and you select names only.
Justin Hale: Intuitive.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Gear as it's
Tyram: engine. Oh my f******
Ali Leonard: lagging. Audio
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, well, thank you. That worked. But wow.
Ellis Taylor: Cool. Thank
Ali Leonard: video.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, it's a couple menus deep for something everybody would want.
Ali Leonard: You said audio video and then
Ellis Taylor: you.
Tyram: god.
Ali Leonard: what? Video display
Justin Hale: Who who drew this Yeah.
Ali Leonard: then name things only. A thank god. Okay, perfect. I'm trying to assign
Christopher Hooper: I
Ali Leonard: everybody's token. So, there's a subreddit that's like for
Ellis Taylor: carb based D and D
Ali Leonard: Um, no. It's
Christopher Hooper: didn't
Ali Leonard: just people that make um it's people that just like make like like
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Ali Leonard: racetracks for
Christopher Hooper: interesting. So, it's not even a real
Ali Leonard: fun. Like
Ellis Taylor: sessions.
Ali Leonard: like No, it's just one that somebody made. Okay, I'm gonna I'm making it so that people can touch tokens.
Christopher Hooper: one.
Ali Leonard: I didn't think about doing that
Justin Hale: Interesting.
Ali Leonard: earlier. Okay, so I put kind of the rules that I kind of came up with in the
Christopher Hooper: Of
Ali Leonard: Discord. And I was told that they make
Christopher Hooper: by who?
Ali Leonard: sense. Wait,
Ellis Taylor: Got to roll it. D8.
Christopher Hooper: Cuz
Ali Leonard: please. So, you could technically do double movement if you don't need to try and pass anyone.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: The red line on the map is where officials can't see you. The blue line is what's called VVS, which in real life is called DRS, which I'm calling Vroom Vroom
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: system. And it's basically like NS, so you kind of get
Walden Briarhelm: What is
Ellis Taylor: There's no way we're in the broom v
Ali Leonard: a little advantage. Okay, got it. I think that is
Walden Briarhelm: this?
Ali Leonard: all in the blue area.
Ellis Taylor: room. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: And the red area is
Ali Leonard: where officials can't see you. So if you were going to do
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: What the heck?
Ali Leonard: something illegal, I would do it
Justin Hale: illegal.
Ali Leonard: there. Elizabeth
Ellis Taylor: So there's passing. So there's you can
Justin Hale: What?
Ali Leonard: wouldn't.
Ellis Taylor: normally do passing as part of your action, but if you're in the vroom vroom area, you can pass and still do
Ali Leonard: But
Ellis Taylor: movement. Okay.
Ali Leonard: yeah, it'd be like an extra
Ellis Taylor: Okay. But a D4 instead of a D8.
Ali Leonard: movement be like a little bonus. Well, like
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: so you get two actions. So you would do you get two actions per turn. So you could do movement and a VVS. So you could get a D8 plus a D4 if that makes sense. I don't know if any of this makes sense. And if it doesn't, then I can work on it and we can do it again next
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: So, so our our mission is to get Ellswith convicted of cheating.
Ali Leonard: week. Yeah. and win. You still want to
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: win. You guys get a cash prize for
Ellis Taylor: My career's on the
Christopher Hooper: Um, how do people how do
Tyram: That's that's a verbal
Walden Briarhelm: Cash is good.
Ellis Taylor: line.
Christopher Hooper: they how do they feel
Tyram: agreement cash price.
Ali Leonard: winning. Your team
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: about how how do they feel
Tyram: Oh.
Ali Leonard: does and you do technically get
Christopher Hooper: about using magic during races?
Ellis Taylor: That's probably highly frowned
Ali Leonard: paid.
Walden Briarhelm: That's
Ali Leonard: Um, yeah, it's not legal, but if they
Walden Briarhelm: cool. Cool. Fireball.
Ellis Taylor: upon.
Ali Leonard: can't tell, if they can't see it, if they don't know it's you,
Walden Briarhelm: Fireball.
Justin Hale: You you said we have our own
Ali Leonard: f***
Walden Briarhelm: So, the blind spots are red,
Justin Hale: staff.
Ali Leonard: it. What do you
Walden Briarhelm: right? Each
Ali Leonard: mean? Like, no, like each car there's not
Walden Briarhelm: car has its own
Justin Hale: No. Are
Ali Leonard: really stats. It's there's nothing like because each car is basically the
Walden Briarhelm: stats.
Justin Hale: we are we as our characters? Are we using our
Ali Leonard: same.
Justin Hale: own D and D
Ali Leonard: Yeah, if you're doing spells
Justin Hale: stats? Cool. So, I have a
Ali Leonard: and stuff then yes. Okay. Well, within
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Justin Hale: cannon. Listen, if Toer's doing magic, I get a cannon.
[02:20:00]
Ali Leonard: reason. Within reason. If you can have a cannon and then not have that cannon when they do after race
Justin Hale: It's just part of
Ali Leonard: checks.
Walden Briarhelm: at
Justin Hale: the
Walden Briarhelm: almost godly levels of strength. Scotty Max been
Justin Hale: car. He He throws his car
Walden Briarhelm: lifting him and him and
Tyram: Okay, maybe I can reflavor what Dland can do from
Justin Hale: forward.
Tyram: Silus because I don't like the idea of him having like psychic daggers manifesting. But like I don't know, maybe I have like a Daringer or something. That's my psychic
Ali Leonard: Sure. Yeah. And it's like you're hitting a car as opposed to hitting a
Tyram: dagger. I'm going to try to shoot out your tires. What I'm going to try to
Ali Leonard: person. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: Wait a
Justin Hale: Damn, you can't you can't tell her that
Ali Leonard: rude. So that I do have to go to the pit. In my brain, I was thinking I wouldn't have to go to the
Luke Neverisky: minute.
Justin Hale: yet. So we racing
Ali Leonard: pit. Okay. Well, so it's up to you guys. I was thinking like three rounds, but if you guys wanted to think about it and what you're gonna do on the
Tyram: do
Ali Leonard: racetrack, we can do it next week, I'm happy to do
Walden Briarhelm: Where where where exactly is the starting line? Is it marked or am I
Ali Leonard: that. It's So, you see
Walden Briarhelm: blind? It's probably me.
Ali Leonard: where Elma's car is? This one, this gray thing, that's the pit when it goes
Walden Briarhelm: Yep. Yep. Yep.
Ali Leonard: down. So that's the starting line above
Walden Briarhelm: Yep. Yep. Yep.
Ali Leonard: it. So we would be like kind of caddy corner. We're not going to be exactly on the line obviously cuz like sometimes it goes off the
Walden Briarhelm: Yep.
Ali Leonard: line a bit,
Walden Briarhelm: Squares.
Ali Leonard: but kind of in a
Walden Briarhelm: Okay. So, where every So, where everybody's lined up currently is about where starting
Christopher Hooper: Are we going to go through
Ali Leonard: square. Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: is.
Ali Leonard: So, we're going to do
Tyram: Going to put myself here in first Thanks
Ali Leonard: um turn order. We'll roll a
Ellis Taylor: question. Do my lucky points count?
Christopher Hooper: qualifying?
Ali Leonard: dice. I don't know. I don't know what those
Ellis Taylor: Um part of my what am I a paladin the stuff I get advantage on d20
Ali Leonard: are.
Ellis Taylor: or d20 tests and I could spend a lucky point for advantage or someone rolls against me I could spend a lucky point and give them
Tyram: for
Ali Leonard: I mean, if everybody's using their character, I don't see
Ellis Taylor: disadvantage.
Ali Leonard: why
Christopher Hooper: Then
Ali Leonard: not. Everybody's gonna try and kill
Walden Briarhelm: Being really strong just doesn't seem to do
Ali Leonard: Ellswith, but we can
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: roll for initiative at least and then decide if we want to play tonight or because it it'll probably go pretty late if we start
Justin Hale: I have to be up super early
Walden Briarhelm: much.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: for all these cub
Ali Leonard: tonight. Yeah. So, I'm happy to do it next week if we want to just
Ellis Taylor: I'm fine with
Christopher Hooper: How
Ali Leonard: do initiative and then
Ellis Taylor: that.
Christopher Hooper: uh how uh many rounds is
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: racing?
Ali Leonard: I was going to do three to five depending on how
Justin Hale: scout.
Ali Leonard: much time we have left, but if it's a whole session then I can do
Christopher Hooper: I was just thinking I I wonder if we could like do one round or uh just
Ellis Taylor: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: so we can like learn the rules and stuff and then next time we can like be able
Ali Leonard: five. Yeah, because and obviously that hasn't been
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: to
Ali Leonard: play tested. So if it's not good then we can figure it
Luke Neverisky: true. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: That's
Ali Leonard: out because I kind of
Luke Neverisky: right, I'm
Ali Leonard: that's fine. Okay. So let's roll initiative. Everybody use
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: your proficiency and just roll
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: fair.
Ali Leonard: initiative and that'll be your starting
Luke Neverisky: good.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Seven.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: Zore. Oh, of
Christopher Hooper: f******
Justin Hale: Come
Ali Leonard: point.
Walden Briarhelm: course.
Christopher Hooper: step.
Justin Hale: on. Percept's got to be
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. It's not
Tyram: Are we putting it in the uh Gmail chat
Ellis Taylor: Gmail
Christopher Hooper: fair. Everyone else is, but you don't
Justin Hale: first.
Tyram: or
Ellis Taylor: chat.
Christopher Hooper: have
Tyram: the Okay, sorry. for the
Ali Leonard: Oh my god. Oh, sorry.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh s***. So I'm
Christopher Hooper: to. Third, you're
Walden Briarhelm: second. Holy.
Christopher Hooper: front row. And I'm
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: second row with uh oh I guess
Ellis Taylor: Um, last switch
Christopher Hooper: Taylor. Well, whatever. I don't know what else I don't know what else it is.
Justin Hale: Dang search rough
Tyram: meat.
Christopher Hooper: I
Walden Briarhelm: Whoa. Who
Ellis Taylor: tracks. Serge
Walden Briarhelm: Who's surgery?
Ellis Taylor: Ellis. I rolled a two. So
Christopher Hooper: guess
Justin Hale: qualifier.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: attracts. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: last. He's a big old
Ali Leonard: Ellis track Scotty
Christopher Hooper: last.
Ali Leonard: Mac and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What else was
Ali Leonard: then
Christopher Hooper: there?
Ali Leonard: 13. And
Walden Briarhelm: here.
Ellis Taylor: Attracts.
Ali Leonard: then and
Justin Hale: Oh
Tyram: Okay.
Ali Leonard: then and then and
Ellis Taylor: Oh, no. No, no,
Christopher Hooper: Why are you saying no? Yeah,
Tyram: Ouch.
Ali Leonard: then this does feel right.
Christopher Hooper: it does feel like
Justin Hale: no. You'll you'll find out.
Ellis Taylor: no. Wait, I'm
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, I can zoom
Ellis Taylor: confused. That
Christopher Hooper: okay. Why are you confused,
Ali Leonard: in on this. Tell
Walden Briarhelm: What's
Ellis Taylor: must I was just looking at this new dice and I assumed that the
Christopher Hooper: Ellis?
Ellis Taylor: logo on here was the one, but then I found the
Walden Briarhelm: this?
Ellis Taylor: one and it must be the 20. I'm trying to see if I could find the 20. Well, it's
Justin Hale: Yeah. Logos.
Tyram: Logos are all logos are almost always the
Ali Leonard: me
Ellis Taylor: just it kind of looked like a one. I don't
Justin Hale: Yep. Look at
Ellis Taylor: know. Yeah, I think it's a
Tyram: 20. Hell yeah.
Ellis Taylor: 20.
Justin Hale: this. But some of the gold flake is coming off. It's a little sad.
Tyram: Oh
Ellis Taylor: A it's like a pair of Where's the camera? It's not focusing on it. Let me get out of here. Now I can't see
Ali Leonard: Okay. Yeah. Thank you for putting them in
Walden Briarhelm: It's
Justin Hale: She used to spell it with
Tyram: man.
Ali Leonard: order. I'm
Justin Hale: two L's and then she was disgraced so she lost an
Walden Briarhelm: clear.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. You think she'd
Ali Leonard: going Oh, f***.
Ellis Taylor: it. She
Christopher Hooper: like take another L from
Ali Leonard: Sorry. I can't. Ah, f***. It's
Ellis Taylor: lost an Ella
Justin Hale: elf. Damn.
Ali Leonard: a three
Ellis Taylor: disgrace.
Christopher Hooper: that? It's all L's now.
Justin Hale: It's oops all
Ali Leonard: L's. It's all All
Walden Briarhelm: like she's
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god, you're all
Justin Hale: L's. She's a She's a Merloc
Walden Briarhelm: drowning.
Justin Hale: now. I don't think the Murloc noise will
Ellis Taylor: What's the murloc
Justin Hale: ever exit my
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. I get
Ellis Taylor: noise?
Christopher Hooper: L's.
Justin Hale: brain.
Ali Leonard: right. Okay. So, first stop, you're
Walden Briarhelm: It's
Luke Neverisky: that.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, yeah.
Ali Leonard: starting.
Christopher Hooper: All right, first
Justin Hale: Oh, right. Um,
Ellis Taylor: I need a
Justin Hale: okay. So, movement. Uh,
Walden Briarhelm: okay.
Justin Hale: I just roll a
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And you can do two actions per
Walden Briarhelm: Do
Justin Hale: d8. All right, we're taking
Walden Briarhelm: it. Do it.
Justin Hale: off.
Ali Leonard: turn. Vroom vroom.
Ellis Taylor: D8. Vroom vroom. Make my heart go boom
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Hopefully this works because I thought of this in a dream and if not then
Ellis Taylor: boom.
Justin Hale: Man, wait. You guys get
Ali Leonard: it was just a dream.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh my
Justin Hale: dreams. Oh, that's an eight. Typical for
Christopher Hooper: god. This is
Justin Hale: stat. That's an eight and a five. So,
Ali Leonard: He's just gonna
Walden Briarhelm: That's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's why I can never f****** win. Stupid teammate.
Justin Hale: 13.
Ali Leonard: win. They give you the second car, which they don't put as much money
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Justin Hale: Uh, okay. So, I need
Walden Briarhelm: boss. Didn't you say didn't you say if
Ellis Taylor: definitely.
Justin Hale: to
Walden Briarhelm: you roll max diets like when you're holding the gas down at the start of the race? So he burned out
Christopher Hooper: b*******. Yeah.
Justin Hale: 13.
Ali Leonard: into. Go backwards.
Christopher Hooper: What? You rolled once and you win
Justin Hale: Okay. All
Christopher Hooper: 13. Do you
Justin Hale: right. Two actions, right? Yeah. So,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, because you can do two
Walden Briarhelm: actually. He
Christopher Hooper: rolled twice
Justin Hale: I rolled.
Ali Leonard: actions. Yeah, you can do two movements. An eight and
Walden Briarhelm: did eight and
Christopher Hooper: though? An eight and a
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. I did it right. I did it
Ali Leonard: a
Walden Briarhelm: five. Two two
Christopher Hooper: five. I don't like that. I don't like that
Justin Hale: right. They're trying to cheat. He's trying to cheat.
Walden Briarhelm: actions.
Christopher Hooper: you went so far. You like went off my screen for
Justin Hale: Toer. Deal.
Ali Leonard: five.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: a second.
Justin Hale: Deal with it. Deal with
Ali Leonard: If it's broken, I'll fix it. Weak.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh. Oh, man. He doesn't like
Tyram: Man, burst trap really is just
Justin Hale: it. Say,
Tyram: elite. Where the f*** is the
Ali Leonard: trying to a new game is
Walden Briarhelm: that. What is
Luke Neverisky: He's good.
Tyram: fire coming from?
Ali Leonard: hard. Oh, I should put the
Walden Briarhelm: happening? I think
Justin Hale: man, you can't do magic that
Walden Briarhelm: Toeer is doing magic
Justin Hale: far. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Walden Briarhelm: things.
Christopher Hooper: Magic. I'm breathing death on
Ali Leonard: the
Justin Hale: Don't do that. Breathe death on El Smith. That's the whole
Ali Leonard: Okay, that's the
Walden Briarhelm: I need
Ellis Taylor: We're all going to
Christopher Hooper: you.
Ali Leonard: order. Okay, Scotty Max
Walden Briarhelm: some I just need some more land just I I Scotty Mack rolled a
Justin Hale: point.
Ali Leonard: up.
Walden Briarhelm: 14. He did double action. If you look in
Ellis Taylor: get
Justin Hale: Damn.
Walden Briarhelm: the I virtual rolled too so you can see it in the log. I was like what?
Ellis Taylor: wow.
Ali Leonard: Damn, I foresee me having to change something, but I'll work
Walden Briarhelm: I never rolled good.
Ali Leonard: on that this week.
Walden Briarhelm: Okay, these animations
Ellis Taylor: Ow. Yeah. Who's doing the
Walden Briarhelm: are great. They keep them
Ellis Taylor: explosions? What does holy
Tyram: Okay. So, cover
[02:30:00]
Ellis Taylor: mean?
Christopher Hooper: Nobody. The breath
Justin Hale: Oh
Tyram: confirmed.
Walden Briarhelm: coming. Oh, nice. Whoa.
Ellis Taylor: Whoa. What is
Christopher Hooper: is magic.
Justin Hale: jeez.
Ellis Taylor: death?
Christopher Hooper: Magic. That's the one I did first. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, it's
Christopher Hooper: Uh, who's up? I'm up. Okay. All right. Um, double
Justin Hale: Why
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: All
Ellis Taylor: all just kind of the same cuz I'm dragging it really
Christopher Hooper: eights. Here we
Justin Hale: are they getting bigger? Oh.
Ellis Taylor: far.
Christopher Hooper: go. Oh s***. Sorry. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: Slime. It's all just the
Christopher Hooper: okay. What? This is This is
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, there we go. There we go. If you drag from the back of your car, then it looks like you're just going
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: b*******.
Ali Leonard: It's the fireworks they do before the
Walden Briarhelm: really fast. That's kind
Ali Leonard: show. They just forgot to do them, so they are doing it during
Walden Briarhelm: of
Ellis Taylor: same. What
Christopher Hooper: Can't believe they went
Ali Leonard: the show.
Christopher Hooper: twice as far as
Ali Leonard: I know. Me,
Walden Briarhelm: I kind of look like I'm dripping on the
Ellis Taylor: is
Christopher Hooper: me. Magic.
Ellis Taylor: Oh.
Ali Leonard: too. Lancy's turn.
Luke Neverisky: All right, we're going to see if Lanc's laptop
Tyram: If you
Walden Briarhelm: track.
Luke Neverisky: battery makes it. Let's Come on, Lindsay. D8. He's going to roll two
Walden Briarhelm: It feels like you're not talking like Lance
Luke Neverisky: dates. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Uh, Lancie got two
Christopher Hooper: Medic.
Tyram: want, two
Walden Briarhelm: does.
Luke Neverisky: eights.
Justin Hale: Two aids.
Tyram: aids.
Walden Briarhelm: 28. That's That's like double crits.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, don't say
Ali Leonard: No.
Walden Briarhelm: Does he get to go even further?
Christopher Hooper: that.
Walden Briarhelm: Does he hit like the He he hits the jump drift boost
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'm pretty
Walden Briarhelm: kind of thing into the
Luke Neverisky: sure right as the uh the um the Koopa heads number the second light on the thing I I hit A and I go
Ellis Taylor: Ming
Luke Neverisky: faster. Yeah, that's how it worked, right? Mario
Ellis Taylor: ding ding.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, wait. Oh,
Justin Hale: Uh, if you're playing Cruisin Cruising USA, you just double tap the gas to do a
Walden Briarhelm: corner. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Kart or that I do
Justin Hale: wheelie. Mhm. Mhm. You
Walden Briarhelm: Pizza Hut
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: that me and Scotty
Christopher Hooper: no. Scotty
Justin Hale: know what the heck? This
Walden Briarhelm: style. All
Justin Hale: is This is rigged.
Walden Briarhelm: right. Whoa. Whoa. You're 16. You should be further than that, shouldn't
Christopher Hooper: Mick, he started from there.
Walden Briarhelm: you?
Luke Neverisky: Mac. I was fine.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, quality
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, wow. You caught up
Christopher Hooper: huge huge
Walden Briarhelm: quick.
Ali Leonard: Then
Walden Briarhelm: All right. Cool.
Tyram: All right. 2d8,
Ali Leonard: Lynn's turn.
Tyram: right?
Ali Leonard: Mhm. If you want to do two
Walden Briarhelm: Cool. Can he add psychic
Christopher Hooper: differentiator.
Tyram: Actually, can I can I add a
Ali Leonard: movements.
Walden Briarhelm: dice
Tyram: boost to
Walden Briarhelm: be
Tyram: it? No, it's supposed to be for skill
Ali Leonard: I don't think that's a movement
Ellis Taylor: Whoa.
Tyram: checks. Um, I guess
Walden Briarhelm: awesome?
Luke Neverisky: It is because
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, I just think it'd be really cool for you to take out
Luke Neverisky: fantasy
Tyram: not.
Walden Briarhelm: commandingly and be like, I told you well I was going to lose or whatever the amazing
Ali Leonard: thing.
Walden Briarhelm: act
Tyram: I got a
Walden Briarhelm: is.
Tyram: total of seven
Ali Leonard: You're with
Justin Hale: So your
Tyram: actually. All
Justin Hale: your passing rule if if after like the first round
Ali Leonard: us.
Justin Hale: since that's like this the speed order. Do you want to do like a contest
Tyram: right.
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Justin Hale: for passing if we roll higher than the person in front of us or something? Because I don't know if we're ever going to be adjacent all the
Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's what I was. So, maybe that's what we need to do since see um we're
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ali Leonard: all learning because I didn't know how this would
Christopher Hooper: Oh yes. So move passing into
Ali Leonard: work. But
Christopher Hooper: a resolution
Justin Hale: time.
Ali Leonard: it's like more than two people. Yeah. If
Christopher Hooper: phase.
Ali Leonard: you're passing someone, you have to contest
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, like y'all should have contested me when you passed
Ali Leonard: it. Yeah,
Walden Briarhelm: This was like from the start though, like it was the
Ellis Taylor: How about
Ali Leonard: we're learning. We're
Walden Briarhelm: takeoff. So like it's always kind of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I think maybe at the start cuz just cuz it's
Tyram: Well, I mean, I feel
Ali Leonard: learning.
Walden Briarhelm: like it's a mishmash at that point.
Christopher Hooper: me.
Tyram: like I feel like the passing thing should only come into play when like it's close, right? They all blew the this second group completely out of the water, right? So, I feel like they shouldn't be punished for
Ali Leonard: But yeah, if he
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: goes one past first stop and then that would be
Luke Neverisky: But maybe
Ali Leonard: contested. But like if he's passing
Luke Neverisky: uh that like the group up ahead.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: me and Danlin, that's different. But also, you can't pass if it's three wide. So, I
Christopher Hooper: Maybe maybe just at the end of the
Justin Hale: I was more so saying like after
Ali Leonard: don't Does any of this make
Christopher Hooper: round we'll have a contested uh like a contest if you're in adjacent squares basically. Is that what
Justin Hale: the
Luke Neverisky: need. Oh, that's true. So, everyone
Christopher Hooper: everyone?
Justin Hale: Yeah, only about Yeah, that could
Ali Leonard: sense? So, where you
Luke Neverisky: ends
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, like I think everyone just
Luke Neverisky: the
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I haven't gone
Christopher Hooper: went. So, now we would do like a contest. Yeah. But I don't think it's gonna affect
Ali Leonard: end? Yeah. Search to go.
Ellis Taylor: yet.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, when you roll two
Ellis Taylor: Cool. I got an
Luke Neverisky: ones, it's it's going to be
Ellis Taylor: 11.
Christopher Hooper: anything. Oh s***. She's gonna pass me, isn't she? Damn
Ali Leonard: So
Walden Briarhelm: That is two
Ellis Taylor: There's two
Christopher Hooper: it.
Luke Neverisky: fun.
Ellis Taylor: ones. Do each C score count as
Ali Leonard: damn
Ellis Taylor: two? Okay, I got to
Christopher Hooper: It counts as
Ellis Taylor: count.
Justin Hale: Damn.
Ali Leonard: one.
Walden Briarhelm: ones.
Ellis Taylor: Okay, yeah. So, like right
Justin Hale: You're You're
Walden Briarhelm: Count
Ellis Taylor: now I'm one in front. So, would I do like a
Christopher Hooper: one. Damn
Justin Hale: one in front of
Christopher Hooper: it. So, you're
Ellis Taylor: pass? Yeah, I
Christopher Hooper: in this like contest, I think, right?
Tyram: I
Ellis Taylor: guess instead of rolling two, I'd have to
Tyram: mean, you're tripping out on heroin, you know. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, we're all just like f***** up right
Tyram: Poppy,
Ali Leonard: Sorry.
Walden Briarhelm: it.
Luke Neverisky: That's right.
Justin Hale: Zuger. I'm strung out,
Tyram: but
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Okay. Maybe you have to roll one action and
Justin Hale: man.
Ellis Taylor: then Yeah, it does. Yeah. Like if you want to make
Ali Leonard: Okay. I was just thinking one
Ellis Taylor: two. No,
Ali Leonard: action would take so
Ellis Taylor: no, it makes sense. I'm just trying to think of like if I roll next time, what if I rolled like a one, two, three, four, five, six or seven? Then my second roll would have to be a
Ali Leonard: long. Right.
Ellis Taylor: pass. But if I rolled like a three, what happens if the next one's like a five and but I don't have that pass action? So like with the second action not really count. Does that make
Christopher Hooper: I think I think we're moving passing into a different
Ellis Taylor: sense? Are we
Christopher Hooper: thing. That's what we were just talking about to resolve it now as like a contested a contest between all the groups of adjacent
Ellis Taylor: okay? But not but would I count in
Christopher Hooper: drivers.
Ellis Taylor: this kind of pileup of Zerg, Ellen? Okay. So, if you're all like touch squares are
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Ellis Taylor: touching, you have to do a
Justin Hale: You never let the squares
Walden Briarhelm: Mhm.
Ellis Taylor: contest.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Never let it
Justin Hale: touch. I'm so
Christopher Hooper: happen. Should we just do maybe we'll just do like a
Justin Hale: stupid.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I'm
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: reinitiative. Um, does that make sense? No,
Justin Hale: No, I'm
Christopher Hooper: I mean within each group and then like realign like
Ellis Taylor: No, cuz my initiative is negative one. I don't like
Justin Hale: first.
Walden Briarhelm: just do it in order of who's
Ellis Taylor: that idea at
Christopher Hooper: that. Well, you're slow. You're slow
Walden Briarhelm: first. Whoa, double
Christopher Hooper: at driving. That's the whole
Justin Hale: So, what if we after every round, if we're in
Ellis Taylor: all.
Justin Hale: a group, we do a contested roll and whoever gets the highest number is in the lead and then whoever is in the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that makes
Justin Hale: lead, that's the person that rolls first for the next
Walden Briarhelm: Luke.
Christopher Hooper: Right. So like an a
Justin Hale: round. Yeah. But just not actually
Walden Briarhelm: Sounds good to
Luke Neverisky: sense.
Christopher Hooper: reinitiative. Oh, without without the
Justin Hale: rolling initiative, just rolling that into the contested
Christopher Hooper: modifier basically. Okay. Yeah, we could do that.
Justin Hale: role.
Christopher Hooper: just a flat d20 roll for each group and then realign
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: into like basically the grid form
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah, that sounds
Walden Briarhelm: I I just want to throw it out there.
Justin Hale: good.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. I'm not using that. I'm not
Walden Briarhelm: Als driving. Does that apply doing this? Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: using that. No, cuz we're
Walden Briarhelm: Just making sure. I was like, cuz that gives you quite the
Christopher Hooper: maybe
Ali Leonard: all racists. So, I'm
Walden Briarhelm: advantage. Yeah. This is an equal group of
Ali Leonard: not
Walden Briarhelm: racists. I understand. We all We all do racist
Justin Hale: I'm rolling hot. I got an
Ali Leonard: Riot.
Walden Briarhelm: s*** together.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I got
Justin Hale: 18 on die for that
Walden Briarhelm: Are we just Oh, we're just
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: So flat
Walden Briarhelm: doing a naked 20. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: I
Ali Leonard: d20 got a
Walden Briarhelm: boy. Good. I'm always real good at
Luke Neverisky: got six.
Ellis Taylor: 20.
Justin Hale: roll.
Walden Briarhelm: these. Got you all beat with the
Tyram: Come on
Justin Hale: Okay. So, group
Tyram: now.
Ali Leonard: 10
Walden Briarhelm: four.
Justin Hale: one. Uh, who's up here?
Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mac is in group
Luke Neverisky: and
Christopher Hooper: Taylor, what what's your
Justin Hale: Lance. Okay. All right.
Luke Neverisky: Ly got a
Christopher Hooper: driver name?
Tyram: Nine. Uh,
Walden Briarhelm: one.
Luke Neverisky: six.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, you and I are probably second
Justin Hale: So, so do we want to do it
Tyram: Denlin.
Ali Leonard: So, Zuger goes up
Ellis Taylor: How many
Christopher Hooper: row. I'm assuming
Ali Leonard: one. What did Zug
Ellis Taylor: spots away can you be to like not have to be in the contested?
Christopher Hooper: that
Ali Leonard: get? Oh, I got a
Ellis Taylor: Like can you be like one or two? Like if I was
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Ali Leonard: 10.
Walden Briarhelm: Then one one
Ellis Taylor: here or here? Yeah. I'm trying to think make
Ali Leonard: Then you wouldn't be contested.
[02:40:00]
Walden Briarhelm: square space seems far enough away, right? I got to be
Ellis Taylor: sure that we could still use the zoom zoom zones. Like if you
Christopher Hooper: perfect.
Walden Briarhelm: touching. Don't let the squares touch.
Ellis Taylor: wanted to pass in the zoom zoom zone and then use the D4, like could you get away with not having to do this
Christopher Hooper: Well, it would be it would be nice to do this reshuffleling actually in the zoom zoom zones because
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: then the it provides like a catch-up mechanic almost like a slingshot if you're in the second
Walden Briarhelm: Something
Ellis Taylor: reshuffleling? I just think the only thing we're rolling now is
Christopher Hooper: row.
Ellis Taylor: basically just like movement instead of like trying to do something else with our
Christopher Hooper: Well, we can't do anything until we're in the red or the blue,
Ali Leonard: True. Yeah. So, once you're in the red, I think there's going to be
Walden Briarhelm: big.
Ali Leonard: more magic.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Justin Hale: That sounds like it would make things go
Ellis Taylor: actions.
Justin Hale: uh quicker, like a race. So, like we can't we're not allowed to do anything until
Luke Neverisky: definitely.
Christopher Hooper: basically.
Justin Hale: we're in the red zones and then that's like mini combat All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Do you want to add more
Walden Briarhelm: Hello
Christopher Hooper: red before
Justin Hale: right.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think I'll make it kind of
Walden Briarhelm: again.
Christopher Hooper: uh
Ali Leonard: that same area, but it'll be longer. Does that
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Or like it would be interesting to have like a very
Ali Leonard: make sense?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. I
Christopher Hooper: like uh like this little
Ali Leonard: Got a small area of red somewhere
Ellis Taylor: like like here
Christopher Hooper: bend or something like that, you know?
Ali Leonard: else. Yeah. Okay. Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: would be fun just like al just like sprinkle in little small
Tyram: Yeah, I'm definitely looking forward to the parts of the race where we can like
Ali Leonard: absolutely.
Tyram: try to pull shenanigans more so than anything
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Okay. Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: bits
Christopher Hooper: And then like a final like a final blind spot before the the final stretch would be cool
Tyram: else.
Ali Leonard: absolutely. Yeah. Add little pieces
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: of red. Okay, give me just another second to go to the bathroom.
Christopher Hooper: too. I'm just
Ali Leonard: I'm sorry.
Christopher Hooper: gonna The
Tyram: man. Got a bladder like spoons from a couple weeks
Christopher Hooper: spoon
Walden Briarhelm: Guys, piss
Tyram: ago.
Christopher Hooper: bladder. So, how do we
Justin Hale: How do we get that second L out of her
Walden Briarhelm: me
Christopher Hooper: kill?
Justin Hale: name?
Walden Briarhelm: l to hell. Spit.
Luke Neverisky: Well, I figure I mean, yeah, we can we can do it. We can do it.
Walden Briarhelm: I've got my backup plan just in case, which I really
Justin Hale: Do do we
Walden Briarhelm: really don't want to fall back on
Justin Hale: know what that
Walden Briarhelm: to. I don't think anybody
Justin Hale: is?
Tyram: We as players know you're talking about the
Walden Briarhelm: does. I think
Tyram: glyph though, right?
Walden Briarhelm: I Yes.
Tyram: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: Glyph. There you go. I said rune earlier. Glyph is definitely the appropriate one.
Justin Hale: Does my um does my mic sound better this time, by the
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't know. Your voice sounds really
Justin Hale: way?
Christopher Hooper: annoying. Oh.
Justin Hale: Damn. All
Tyram: That's That's nothing to do with the mic
Luke Neverisky: That's just his normal
Christopher Hooper: Oh, sorry.
Justin Hale: right.
Tyram: over. Got
Walden Briarhelm: Nice. It's kind of like a sexy Italian thing coming out every now and then. It's weird. I don't I don't know. Maybe
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: What you don't see is me doing this off of the
Walden Briarhelm: that's just me.
Tyram: him.
Walden Briarhelm: There's kind of like pink roses in the background that envelop
Tyram: Man, I can confirm
Walden Briarhelm: the screen every now and then. It's
Tyram: that neither Toeer, actually. Wait, no, Justin didn't do an Italian
Justin Hale: camera.
Tyram: accent. Yeah, neither Toeer nor Matthew Neers, who has nothing to do with any of
Justin Hale: They can do the hands
Tyram: this, cannot do Italian
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I want to hear
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: though. They can do the hands for
Tyram: accents. That was it. That
Walden Briarhelm: weird.
Justin Hale: sure. That was the whole
Tyram: was the whole thing
Justin Hale: bit. Didn't we end up making a a fast rule of
Tyram: that
Ellis Taylor: it.
Justin Hale: like if they're talking, they can't do anything with their hands like in
Christopher Hooper: That's
Justin Hale: game? I feel like that was a thing to shut them up.
Tyram: Maybe that
Justin Hale: Uh I think we have time for Ally. So we played in uh in person. We played a a game called Pirate Board uh which is
Christopher Hooper: right.
Justin Hale: all about pirates
Tyram: was um it's been The like basis
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah,
Justin Hale: and
Tyram: game for it is something called
Justin Hale: um and your characters notoriously die easily. That's the whole point. You just roll new characters for fun. and and Toeer. Oh, that's right.
Tyram: Morborg. My character made it
Christopher Hooper: supposedly. So did mine
Justin Hale: Uh Toeer Toeer and Matt's characters for some reason kept ending up Italian. So they just kept doing they kept doing Italian
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, my character
Justin Hale: hands more than anything
Christopher Hooper: had kind of a split personality between the Godfather and
Tyram: away. I don't know which one was more insulting to the Italian
Walden Briarhelm: Okay. The bless you.
Justin Hale: else.
Walden Briarhelm: I just uh if I could see another scene where
Christopher Hooper: Luigi.
Walden Briarhelm: Darth Vader and uh Christopher Walkan have a conversation, I could I was really vibing with that for the bit that we were
Ellis Taylor: That's
Tyram: people.
Walden Briarhelm: there. I I was I was laughing really hard and enjoying just the bizarreness of
Ali Leonard: So
Walden Briarhelm: accuracy meeting the content of the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, I do want to run this by
Walden Briarhelm: conversation.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, never mind. She's here.
Ali Leonard: sorry. Do you want me
Christopher Hooper: It's
Ali Leonard: to leave again? I
Justin Hale: No, it's
Ali Leonard: can. I'm happy to. It's
Christopher Hooper: okay. No, no, no. We can wait. It's fine. It's
Ali Leonard: fine.
Walden Briarhelm: No, no. So now you can't write.
Ali Leonard: Okay, so last thing I got was adding more
Justin Hale: fine. All
Ali Leonard: red.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: fine.
Ali Leonard: Okay, yeah, because that'll make more spots that you could do stuff for sure.
Walden Briarhelm: Do we feel like D8s are a large enough dice or do we want to up them to travel further? I I I don't have
Justin Hale: right. So,
Walden Briarhelm: a suggestion. I was just thinking of it cuz I'm seeing how far we moved on the first bit. If we're only going to do like three or four laps like you implied, it'll probably be
Ellis Taylor: Did you count how many blocks it
Ali Leonard: Right. The thing I was thinking if is if you're not
Walden Briarhelm: fine, especially with more
Ali Leonard: using D8s, you could just pass some of the
Ellis Taylor: is?
Ali Leonard: sections. You know what I mean? So
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, you designed it.
Ali Leonard: you'd have to you'd strategically have to well like then you'd have
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, well then yeah.
Ali Leonard: to be like okay well I'm only going to make one
Walden Briarhelm: No,
Ali Leonard: movement so that I hit that section
Walden Briarhelm: right. Just a thought. I don't I I don't have an exact number. Uh, but if you have
Ali Leonard: but I don't
Walden Briarhelm: it designed that way, that means D8 are for
Ali Leonard: specifically I just thought it
Walden Briarhelm: sure. Maybe you designed it
Ali Leonard: looked
Walden Briarhelm: perfectly the first try. Yeah, it looks good. Just natural
Justin Hale: All right, we want to go another
Walden Briarhelm: designer. That's
Luke Neverisky: It's
Ali Leonard: Sure. So now we would start with the person in front, right? which is again
Walden Briarhelm: all. That's why
Luke Neverisky: good.
Justin Hale: round. You know what can I say?
Walden Briarhelm: he wants to roll again. Jesus.
Justin Hale: That's a seven and a
Walden Briarhelm: There we
Justin Hale: three. One, two, three,
Walden Briarhelm: go. Quick
Justin Hale: four, five, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Hereish. Maybe move to the side. No, that's not better. That'll
Ali Leonard: for
Walden Briarhelm: map. Oh, he's in the
Justin Hale: work. Smack dab in the danger
Walden Briarhelm: danger
Justin Hale: zone. 1 2 3 4
Walden Briarhelm: zone. Uh, I believe
Justin Hale: 5 6 8 9 10.
Walden Briarhelm: Lancy would be
Ellis Taylor: Is there a
Walden Briarhelm: next. A six. I rolled a
Ellis Taylor: reason we all just wouldn't roll at once and just go for
Luke Neverisky: Um, right
Justin Hale: Okay. Oh, we can do that.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: four.
Luke Neverisky: on. I'm guessing because
Ellis Taylor: it?
Ali Leonard: The only way that
Walden Briarhelm: Wait a minute. What the hell? Yeah, that sounds like fun,
Ali Leonard: wouldn't work is if somebody's in the red zone and they don't want to just do double movements. But as long as
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: we're doing double movements, it's
Justin Hale: true.
Ali Leonard: fine. So like in the So like right now, we could
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, except we want to do like
Ali Leonard: just all go and then kind of see where we end up. But as once somebody's in a zone, we can see what they want to do.
Walden Briarhelm: It's like the starting line should just be every tables at
Luke Neverisky: magical makes sense. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Huh?
Justin Hale: Yeah, get them
Walden Briarhelm: once.
Luke Neverisky: so um because
Justin Hale: rolls
Tyram: We're doing our
Luke Neverisky: I had to because I had to move
Tyram: 38
Luke Neverisky: to phone to my left side. And you because someone move me
Ellis Taylor: Oopsies.
Justin Hale: in.
Walden Briarhelm: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: f******. Is there really red?
Justin Hale: Yes. One, two. Wait, no, not Scotty.
Tyram: again.
Walden Briarhelm: That's
Ellis Taylor: Ah, I only got a
Justin Hale: Nancy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ellis Taylor: CX.
Justin Hale: 11
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: illegal. I guess
Tyram: Oh, that's
Ali Leonard: Cat's
Walden Briarhelm: like
Tyram: better. It's a 13. Um, each square is one, right? Okay.
Justin Hale: 12
Ali Leonard: parkour.
Justin Hale: Whoa, Dylan making a
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Tyram: Yeah, I got a 13.
Ali Leonard: I also got a
Walden Briarhelm: Damn. Shouldn't drip that
Ellis Taylor: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: This is
Justin Hale: jump. All
Tyram: Now I'm perfectly in position to destroy
Ali Leonard: 13.
Walden Briarhelm: corner.
Christopher Hooper: b*******.
Justin Hale: right. So, do Lancy and Versapp contest now?
Walden Briarhelm: They're
Ellis Taylor: Same with
Tyram: Elizabeth.
Ellis Taylor: surgeon. Zurgger
Justin Hale: Oh, and Elizabeth and Scotty Mac. Yeah, Scotty Max's car is kind of hard to
Walden Briarhelm: touching. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's the only one that I only
Justin Hale: see. That's fair. We roll
Ali Leonard: had that many colors.
Ellis Taylor: sugar.
Justin Hale: in contested
Luke Neverisky: Yes,
Justin Hale: Luke. I got a Oh,
Luke Neverisky: I got
Justin Hale: 19. My 20 is hot
Ali Leonard: Of course he
Justin Hale: tonight. All right,
Walden Briarhelm: Okay. God
Luke Neverisky: 11. You're hot like you have a
Justin Hale: so Oh
Ali Leonard: did. I
Walden Briarhelm: damn.
Luke Neverisky: fever and the only prescription is
Ali Leonard: got a nine
Walden Briarhelm: All
Ali Leonard: versus Scotty Mac.
Walden Briarhelm: right,
Luke Neverisky: cowbell.
Walden Briarhelm: got
Justin Hale: boy.
Ali Leonard: You move up one. Oh, I can't move you. And then Zer
Ellis Taylor: I got three. So, I'm going to assume
Justin Hale: All
Ali Leonard: and Surge.
Walden Briarhelm: 13.
Ellis Taylor: Zer.
Ali Leonard: Probably stay where you are.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, we got a
Justin Hale: right. Did everybody go next
Christopher Hooper: resolve,
Ali Leonard: We just did. I
Christopher Hooper: right? I I didn't roll
Justin Hale: round? Yeah, I moved up. I moved
Ali Leonard: think Oh, I
Justin Hale: up.
Ali Leonard: thought you did. Search got a three. That's why I assumed you
Christopher Hooper: for Okay. Well, I f****** owned
Justin Hale: Poor
Ali Leonard: rolled.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: in
Ellis Taylor: No.
Tyram: No wonder S has a
Ali Leonard: I
Justin Hale: Serge.
Ali Leonard: don't. Okay. So now verstop, it's your
Justin Hale: Okay. Um I mean I'm in front. I don't really want I want to get the hell out of this combat
Ellis Taylor: also.
Justin Hale: area. So, uh I'm
Tyram: cheap
Ali Leonard: turn. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: El's is behind
Justin Hale: going to move I'm going to move. Oh,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I
Walden Briarhelm: Mhm.
Justin Hale: true.
Ali Leonard: mean you could leave a banana peel
Justin Hale: Yeah, I
Tyram: I was
Ali Leonard: on the on the
Ellis Taylor: you.
Tyram: literally about to do that. Damn it. Now I got to think of something
Ali Leonard: track. You
Ellis Taylor: Spiky blue
Tyram: else. No, now I want to be as
Ali Leonard: can still do it. Turtle shell. There's so many
Ellis Taylor: shell. No.
Justin Hale: rolled. One, two, three,
Tyram: funny.
Justin Hale: four, five, six, seven, eight,
Tyram: That's
Ali Leonard: things. Sorry I took your joke.
Justin Hale: nine. Okay, I rolled an eight and a one. I was very much all
Tyram: okay. You had it exactly average then I
Ali Leonard: I'm going to say it. If Lance wins, my least favorite driver will win. And I'm be so
Christopher Hooper: It would be such a
Justin Hale: over. Damn.
Tyram: guess. f***
Ali Leonard: pissed that he won in my
Luke Neverisky: How could he be least Sacred.
Christopher Hooper: shame if something were to happen at
Tyram: you.
Ali Leonard: game. Yeah.
Justin Hale: You don't like Lancifer
Ali Leonard: Lance Stroll, I'mma name drop you. I don't like the real Lance
Justin Hale: Walkin? This is This is Lancifer Walkin though.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. But Lance for a walk is just fine.
Justin Hale: Yeah. All right. L All
Ali Leonard: Stroll. Yeah, I love this
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Perhaps
Justin Hale: right. Lancifer Europe.
Luke Neverisky: you've heard of it. Um, so
Justin Hale: Uh, you're
Luke Neverisky: I can't see the map. Am I within a red
Justin Hale: the only one in the red space. Oh, wait. Does that mean
Ali Leonard: character. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: space?
Justin Hale: that he can hit everyone else,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, they can't see where it came from, I guess. I
Justin Hale: though? Scotty Mack is three spaces
Ali Leonard: was just thinking that. I was
Justin Hale: away. But if those are stands over there, they'd see something happened to his
Luke Neverisky: So
Justin Hale: car, I guess.
Ali Leonard: like, yeah, they would see something happened, but they wouldn't see who did
Luke Neverisky: It's
Ali Leonard: it.
Luke Neverisky: true. What about Let me see. What about if I were to cast you seen here to cast hypnotic pattern like right above me? So that way cars coming into the combat zone have to make that save or be uh incapacitated
Ali Leonard: Sure. You don't want to make any
Luke Neverisky: driving.
Ali Leonard: movement. Yeah, you can
Luke Neverisky: Can I also make a movement after like I have two
Ali Leonard: do two actions. Yeah. So, how would that work? So, they
Luke Neverisky: actions?
Ali Leonard: if they pass you or if they
Luke Neverisky: Okay. So, I guess how about this? I'll move one first to kind of get further in the red
Tyram: Well, it it might be necessary to
Luke Neverisky: zone.
Tyram: fudge the mechanics of the spells a little bit for the racing situation
Ali Leonard: hypnotic Yeah. I was just trying
Tyram: because this pattern is supposed to just go
Ali Leonard: to think, is it something you can leave behind or is it
Tyram: off. Yeah, knock pattern is supposed to go off the second you cast it
Ali Leonard: something
Tyram: and then be done. It's not like a you can't leave it behind like a landmine or
Luke Neverisky: Um, oh, I thought it was a thing. Okay. Okay, never mind then. Um trying to go through mobile here. So I moved I moved one. Someone could
Ali Leonard: Hell
Luke Neverisky: please do that for me. Um All right. Spell spell spell spell. I hate the TNT mobile
Tyram: something.
Luke Neverisky: app.
Walden Briarhelm: I wish I could pick one user
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um All right. What about
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Luke Neverisky: this? Yeah. Um, I will, um, I'm gonna cast right behind me a cloud of
Ali Leonard: Oh, like in the red
Luke Neverisky: daggers at a like I want to try to aim the
Ali Leonard: zone.
Walden Briarhelm: experience.
Luke Neverisky: cloud. Yeah. And I want to try to aim the cloud like
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: pretty low to the ground so that way it'll just hit like tires like or spikes
Tyram: I'm just picturing that is like the trunk of your
Ali Leonard: Damn. Feel like that car is gonna have
Luke Neverisky: or whatever.
Tyram: car opens up and just like a bunch of like cow trucks or something come
Ali Leonard: fun.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to go for here.
Tyram: out.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Clothe daggers. And what does that do? Like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um, so if a creature Yeah, it's a 40 core slashing damage
Ali Leonard: damage. 44. Okay. And if that that's anybody passing through
Luke Neverisky: basically. Yep.
Ali Leonard: it. Okay. And how long does it
Luke Neverisky: a
Ali Leonard: last? Great. Okay. How
Luke Neverisky: minute for concentration. But
Justin Hale: the whole race.
Luke Neverisky: yeah, I mean we are tearing through the rounds here pretty quickly. Like
Ali Leonard: did You want it
Luke Neverisky: this is round three already and in theory a minute is 10
Ali Leonard: like there on that
Luke Neverisky: rounds.
Ali Leonard: circle.
Luke Neverisky: Sweet.
Tyram: I think this is going by pretty quick and we want to try to see how much we can get done tonight. You
Christopher Hooper: Next turn we
Tyram: know, I am questioning like if finishing this race is going
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: to take up a full session is also something worth
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: kill.
Tyram: considering.
Ali Leonard: true. Well, it's Conny Max's turn.
Luke Neverisky: I'd be open to finishing rounds probably
Walden Briarhelm: All right, here we go.
Luke Neverisky: in East Coast by the
Justin Hale: Yeah. I have to be
Walden Briarhelm: I'm going to try to move for
Luke Neverisky: time.
Justin Hale: up at 6 a.m. for Ali's Cub Scout
Walden Briarhelm: just
Christopher Hooper: Well, I'm
Justin Hale: uh parade. That's the only bummer for
Christopher Hooper: I'm up for staying up late and playing late into the
Justin Hale: me. I hate you. I hate
Christopher Hooper: evening. As long as everyone's on board,
Walden Briarhelm: one
Ellis Taylor: That definitely sounds where like where it's going.
Christopher Hooper: right? What's that? That blue circle is cloud of daggers that Scotty Mac just
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: drove through. Get bit, Scotty. You're
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. So, what do I
Christopher Hooper: dead.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: do? I blew up. What actually
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: You take 44 damage. Not 44, but
Walden Briarhelm: happens?
Luke Neverisky: s***. 44
Ellis Taylor: Wait, is is
Christopher Hooper: Whoa. Oh, 44
Ali Leonard: four
Luke Neverisky: damage.
Ellis Taylor: that on the board? Where's
Justin Hale: Four dice
Ellis Taylor: that? Oh, he's not. I thought he was
Ali Leonard: D4. He's not
Ellis Taylor: racing. My bad. Oh,
Tyram: Oh, he's a loser. He doesn't drive the Cooper car. Only Elit
Ellis Taylor: he said that he had his dad's his dad he was working on his car and he had his
Christopher Hooper: damage. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: racing.
Ellis Taylor: dad's crystal. I thought he was
Tyram: does.
Ali Leonard: No, he has the
Ellis Taylor: racing.
Ali Leonard: crystal. He just doesn't get to drive. They don't have that MX
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Justin Hale: Oh yeah, they're not
Ali Leonard: money for two
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: sponsored by Sunbills and Blue Os.
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Ali Leonard: teams. So, I rolled 11 damage. Should anybody passing
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: through that? Should we just do 11?
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Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's fine. That's
Ali Leonard: Okay. Might have to up the car's health. Kind of just guesstimated 11 or guesstimated 100. Sorry. I should do 20. I just drew a circle. 1 2 3 4
Walden Briarhelm: All right. So, I actually have 89
Ali Leonard: 5
Walden Briarhelm: health and I rolled two eights. So, I'm right next
Ali Leonard: 6
Walden Briarhelm: to master group.
Justin Hale: Get out of here. Get away from
Ali Leonard: 9.
Walden Briarhelm: The digital dice are hot I might.
Justin Hale: me.
Ali Leonard: Okay, it's Denlin's turn.
Tyram: Okay, I got a 12. Two. Three. Five. Six. Eight. Sorry, I need to readjust my screen a little bit. Um 9 10 11 12. Okay. Um, as I was going through that uh that red area though, can I say that I um it like reflavor me throwing a psychic dagger at you as me reaching down and grabbing a live turtle and sucking it at you
Justin Hale: What color? What color
Tyram: as hard as I can.
Ali Leonard: As long as
Tyram: Well, you know what? I do now have
Ali Leonard: it's just for flavor. Yeah,
Tyram: homing strikes as an actual class ability. So, it really should be a red
Luke Neverisky: There you
Justin Hale: though?
Tyram: one. So,
Ali Leonard: absolutely. If
Luke Neverisky: go.
Ali Leonard: it's real damage, that would be an action. But if it's for flavor, then it's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: that's I'm going to go for real damage. Does that mean I need to take away some of my movement? Okay, I'll go four back
Ali Leonard: not one of your Yeah. One of your
Tyram: then cuz I am here for the goofs. All right. Okay.
Justin Hale: Dead ones out for that second
Tyram: Okay. All
Ali Leonard: movements.
Tyram: right. You're in for it now, Elizabeth. And I'll throw um Okay. So, I definitely hit um that's a uh a
Ali Leonard: to
Justin Hale: L.
Tyram: 23.
Ali Leonard: hit. Yeah, I assume I don't really have a shield on my
Tyram: Yeah. Who is to say? All right. So,
Ali Leonard: car.
Tyram: um I'm going to roll some damage here. Um, I do 16 damage to you.
Ali Leonard: heard
Tyram: Is all of a sudden just a a f****** turtle just like pelts into uh your rear window, I
Ali Leonard: chef Elizabeth is so confused.
Tyram: guess.
Ali Leonard: used daggers. A turtle.
Tyram: Eat
Ali Leonard: What the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, it's my
Tyram: s***.
Ellis Taylor: See?
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Justin Hale: It's your
Ali Leonard: heck?
Justin Hale: turn.
Christopher Hooper: f******. Three,
Tyram: Edlesmith.
Christopher Hooper: four. All right, I got to move
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: again.
Justin Hale: Do
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. And I get damage. 11 damage. Is
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: that what you said? All right. All right. That's my turn.
Ali Leonard: Yes. Sturgeis turn.
Ellis Taylor: Yay.
Christopher Hooper: Surge.
Ellis Taylor: 11. One, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. So, I'm like right in there with you guys. 11 through the dagger. So, you said just a straight 11 damage. Okay. 10.
Ali Leonard: Yes. Okay. Are there any
Ellis Taylor: Okay. I think we're going to the three of us will have
Justin Hale: I think me and Scotty
Ellis Taylor: to
Justin Hale: Mac, me and
Ali Leonard: contests? He's creeping up on
Christopher Hooper: We got a
Justin Hale: me and
Ali Leonard: you. Got a lot of contests.
Justin Hale: Smack. It's a
Ali Leonard: Scotty Mac for shop.
Ellis Taylor: It's
Christopher Hooper: contest.
Justin Hale: for 14 on the 20 for
Ali Leonard: Max for shopping.
Walden Briarhelm: Great. Sure. I'm going to agree. Gonna be
Ellis Taylor: enough.
Justin Hale: Dang,
Walden Briarhelm: golden. Nice.
Justin Hale: you got
Ali Leonard: Oo, for the first
Walden Briarhelm: 19. Hey,
Ellis Taylor: So, what do we do for a What do we do
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Got a
Walden Briarhelm: nothing. Nothing. A little experience can take care
Ellis Taylor: for a
Christopher Hooper: Mac
Justin Hale: me. Roll
Ellis Taylor: tie? I guess we'll roll
Justin Hale: again.
Ali Leonard: time
Walden Briarhelm: of nothing. Yeah. Yeah. The
Christopher Hooper: roll. Well, let's see. Uh, did Lance
Ali Leonard: Too
Walden Briarhelm: rolloff
Christopher Hooper: roll yet?
Ellis Taylor: again.
Luke Neverisky: Um, trying to see. Uh, yeah, I did the bottom daggers, all good
Christopher Hooper: Did you roll for our
Ali Leonard: wet.
Luke Neverisky: stuff. Oh,
Walden Briarhelm: potato
Luke Neverisky: we Oh, okay. Hang on. Um, 20.
Ellis Taylor: Okay, there's
Christopher Hooper: contest? All right.
Luke Neverisky: I got a five. Five.
Ellis Taylor: just the two of us.
Christopher Hooper: Rollies. Oh, that's good for me.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, it was almost an 18 and then
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. All
Ellis Taylor: it
Christopher Hooper: right. We'll do that then. Like that.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I feel like you gained a spot, That doesn't
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Or do you want to lose a
Walden Briarhelm: This be drafted.
Ellis Taylor: matter. It doesn't matter.
Walden Briarhelm: Shake and
Christopher Hooper: spot?
Justin Hale: All Pray.
Ali Leonard: Scotty Max
Walden Briarhelm: B. All right. Hope y'all are ready for it.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Walden Briarhelm: We're going full zoom zoom.
Ali Leonard: turn.
Walden Briarhelm: Going for the double move. Succeeding with only eight total. That's not so great. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eightish. That look right from there. I think that looks right. And uh that's that's me. I don't think I get to do anything extra cool in the
Justin Hale: I already rolled
Ali Leonard: Bappen's
Walden Briarhelm: blue.
Justin Hale: my double eight and got a 13. One, two, three,
Christopher Hooper: Come
Justin Hale: four. Listen, I got to make the Blue Ox Energy Company proud.
Walden Briarhelm: Okay. Yeah. We don't want to know about the really shady deal
Ali Leonard: turn.
Walden Briarhelm: you made it. You you rep it so strongly, but you're actually in a horrible,
Justin Hale: As I pass you,
Walden Briarhelm: horrible contract.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Justin Hale: I'm drinking a blue
Walden Briarhelm: Nice. Kind of a
Justin Hale: ox.
Walden Briarhelm: slur McKenzie situation with blue
Tyram: Oh, he's got to be repping the brand, man. Is Sun Bill still
Ali Leonard: Let me see what I
Tyram: coffee in this
Justin Hale: I would assume it's probably like legit coffee at this point,
Walden Briarhelm: ox.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, we have
Justin Hale: not just dirt
Tyram: universe?
Christopher Hooper: brown, so
Tyram: Well, it got its start in an
Ali Leonard: can.
Tyram: actual other universe because like it was Topeer's previous
Justin Hale: water. Oh,
Tyram: campaign which was not in the same setting. So, it could be very
Walden Briarhelm: blessing. Thank
Justin Hale: that's true. That's
Tyram: different
Walden Briarhelm: you.
Justin Hale: true.
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Luke Neverisky: That's the one constant across all the universes.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, we're all in a
Justin Hale: Yep. Yeah,
Tyram: here. We're
Luke Neverisky: Sunbells.
Christopher Hooper: multiverse. Is
Justin Hale: some Sunbills is
Tyram: the only universe that doesn't have sunbells.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Is Denlin
Justin Hale: Sunbills is so permeated it's just like
Ali Leonard: Ed is
Justin Hale: Starbucks. Oh
Tyram: All right.
Ali Leonard: next.
Christopher Hooper: next
Tyram: Um, okay. 12.
Justin Hale: yeah.
Tyram: Um, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, 10, 11, 12. I'm right on top of Ellsworth again. Do we have to do like a contest or
Ali Leonard: Hell
Christopher Hooper: Excellent.
Ali Leonard: yeah. After everyone
Ellis Taylor: What if um
Christopher Hooper: Later. Oh, is it my
Ellis Taylor: should we do some sort of like attack of opportunity if you just straight up like pass
Ali Leonard: goes
Ellis Taylor: someone or some sort of equivalent?
Christopher Hooper: turn?
Tyram: something?
Ellis Taylor: Like Elizabeth, if you went straight past Scotty Mack and ended up like between them and you weren't in like a contest at the end, would it like do some sort of attack of opportunity or something like
Ali Leonard: H. Yeah, if you wanted to. I would say you could it would probably be better to do it in the red, but
Ellis Taylor: that? Yeah. Yeah. Management in
Christopher Hooper: For areas
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: of effect, are we using the uh dimensions in the
Tyram: I think just go for
Ali Leonard: Um, yeah, cuz they're going
Christopher Hooper: map? What's
Tyram: simplicity on that
Ali Leonard: really fast.
Christopher Hooper: that?
Tyram: one. I think just go for whatever the simplest
Ellis Taylor: general.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. I'm gonna cast
Tyram: solution is for that, you
Christopher Hooper: slow.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, and I can fit 40 is
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: just fits
Walden Briarhelm: Sorry. That's not fair. Actually, that's
Christopher Hooper: everybody. Actually, that's
Tyram: Does it
Walden Briarhelm: illegal. If if you if you look closely, um
Ellis Taylor: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: only I can choose who it
Tyram: affect you since you're in the
Walden Briarhelm: I'm in the very
Ellis Taylor: Heat.
Justin Hale: Is it line of sight? There's a
Tyram: circle? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: uh
Justin Hale: bunch of onlookers in between us and
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: um I think maybe
Walden Briarhelm: center.
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to choose that that doesn't
Walden Briarhelm: Did did you
Christopher Hooper: matter.
Justin Hale: you.
Walden Briarhelm: read the spell's extended text that says it's like a hurricane and the center of the spell doesn't affect anyone in it? Like not that it applies to me, but
Tyram: Well, I'm reading the spell description right here, and it explicitly says the cannot
Walden Briarhelm: it's just kind of
Tyram: be used in car races.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. So,
Walden Briarhelm: happen.
Christopher Hooper: everyone want to give me a wisdom second throw. Okay, cool.
Justin Hale: No.
Ali Leonard: Oops.
Walden Briarhelm: Hell no. Not the
Justin Hale: I'm not the
Tyram: Ah, hell.
Walden Briarhelm: turtle.
Tyram: Okay. Um, I got a
Christopher Hooper: A damn
Tyram: two. I don't know what my wisdom save is, but it's not going to be
Christopher Hooper: you. The DC is 17. Damn you,
Justin Hale: turtle.
Tyram: enough.
Justin Hale: Damn.
Ali Leonard: 18.
Walden Briarhelm: 17. Yay. I told you
Ellis Taylor: What's the
Justin Hale: I got a
Walden Briarhelm: center of the snow man.
Ellis Taylor: DC? Like what are we rolling? What kind of check are we
Christopher Hooper: Zach.
Ellis Taylor: rolling?
Walden Briarhelm: Oh. Oh no.
Ali Leonard: wisdom.
Luke Neverisky: A20 is wise as f***.
Walden Briarhelm: Clancy keeps saying Clancy in my
Christopher Hooper: Wisdom and then for my second action I will
Tyram: All
Walden Briarhelm: head.
Ellis Taylor: 20.
Ali Leonard: Woo! Shut up and
Christopher Hooper: drive.
Tyram: right.
Ali Leonard: drive.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Did anybody get affected besides
Christopher Hooper: What? Uh, I think um I think Dustin did too,
Justin Hale: I got
Christopher Hooper: right? And
Justin Hale: hit.
Ali Leonard: So verse stopped as well. No,
Ellis Taylor: Huh? I pass. I got
Christopher Hooper: Ellis.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: me?
Ali Leonard: Ellis passed.
Ellis Taylor: 20.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Well, that's all I got. I mean, it's not I have more slow, but
Justin Hale: Let's go.
Christopher Hooper: actually. Oh, I already did
Tyram: So let just to
Ali Leonard: It is Ellis. Ellis's
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: try to remind myself uh slow means you move at half speed um your AC is reduced and um you
Ali Leonard: turn.
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: can do an action or a bonus action but not
Christopher Hooper: right. So, I don't know how you want to affect
Tyram: both. But I guess in the context of here maybe we just take one
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I either do one action or Yeah, I'll just do one action.
Christopher Hooper: That's brutal. And half speed. Holy
Ali Leonard: Um, well, I would do one
Tyram: action. Well maybe in the context of this
Ali Leonard: or the other. I wouldn't do like half of your
Ellis Taylor: Y. One, two, three, four, five,
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Justin Hale: Yeah, that makes
Tyram: half speed is just taking one
Ali Leonard: commment. Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: six,
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: exactly.
Ellis Taylor: 10.
Justin Hale: sense. Yeah, chill out,
Ali Leonard: Is that just inside that
Christopher Hooper: Um, it it affected
Justin Hale: Toeer.
Tyram: action.
Christopher Hooper: anyone inside the box on the
Ali Leonard: box? How long does it affect? So, do they two
Christopher Hooper: term.
Ali Leonard: another wisdom saving throw next
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: turn?
Justin Hale: What? This is going to be
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: Well, if you failed the if you made the save, you're good. If
Ali Leonard: Right.
Tyram: you failed the save, you get to try a doover at the end of your next
Ali Leonard: Right.
Justin Hale: disastrous. Okay. And if you fail that one, you're still
Tyram: turn.
Ali Leonard: Right. That's what I
Justin Hale: slowed. f***. This is going to be
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: mean. You're always
Tyram: Yes. Oh, burn.
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Justin Hale: disastrous. Godamn.
Walden Briarhelm: Got him.
Ali Leonard: slow. It is Lancy's turn.
Christopher Hooper: Um, it's time to choose war. Oh. Uh, yeah.
Tyram: Also like that was mostly just a spite move since
Walden Briarhelm: You're talking to my guy all wrong.
Christopher Hooper: Well, I was hoping it
Tyram: they're still like hopelessly behind the rest of
Christopher Hooper: would help me catch up more, but we'll see.
Tyram: us.
Luke Neverisky: Did you say Fancy there? All
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: right. Okay. Um All right. What I'm gonna do is double move. I'm gonna get out of
Justin Hale: Do it. Get out of here. Get out of
Luke Neverisky: here. I'm a f***. I'm a two. I'm a
Justin Hale: here.
Luke Neverisky: two. Deuces. I rolled eight. Someone give me eight,
Christopher Hooper: is you roll double eights. Oh, a
Luke Neverisky: please. Uh, no. No. Six to the two for one
Christopher Hooper: totally.
Tyram: How is that
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, two. The two is
Tyram: deuces? Is that you?
Luke Neverisky: eight.
Christopher Hooper: deuces. A deuce. Deuce.
Tyram: A
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Just deuce.
Walden Briarhelm: What the
Luke Neverisky: Just do it.
Tyram: deuce. I rolled something that is not like a significant or poetic
Ali Leonard: Thanks.
Tyram: pairing.
Ali Leonard: So now it's I don't think
Christopher Hooper: Deuce, there's
Ali Leonard: there's any contests. Oh no, there's one. You're
Walden Briarhelm: news?
Christopher Hooper: one
Tyram: Yes, we're right on
Ali Leonard: on top of me. I forgot about that. Sorry.
Tyram: top of each other. Yeah, because I'm literally
Ali Leonard: I only saw my name. Somehow your car went right on
Tyram: Yeah. Sorry, I should have
Ali Leonard: top. Okay, I got No, you're fine. I got a
Tyram: put Okay. And I'm just like 20 for
Ali Leonard: 13.
Tyram: this.
Walden Briarhelm: Is this where you're supposed to apply the the passing thing
Christopher Hooper: We changed
Tyram: Okay. I got a 19.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think that
Walden Briarhelm: in the blue or did that go away?
Ali Leonard: I have it as its own thing, but I think we're kind of doing our own thing
Walden Briarhelm: Nice.
Tyram: Um, okay. All right. So, I
Ali Leonard: now, which is totally fine. It's totally
Walden Briarhelm: Okay, cool. Just making sure I
Tyram: rolled the I rolled the 19.
Christopher Hooper: it. Not 20.
Tyram: Um, so what does this mean? I get like the head off. I head off ahead of
Ali Leonard: fine. You go one ahead
Tyram: you. Okay. Um, I'm gonna I want to roleplay
Ali Leonard: of me. Yeah.
Tyram: that is like I shout out at the turtle that's like lashing on the back of your car, Mortimer. No. And uh they just
Walden Briarhelm: didn't
Tyram: like jump into your uh your cockpit and start like scratching at
Ali Leonard: What the f***? f****** rude, dude. That's not even car damage.
Christopher Hooper: psychic damage.
Ali Leonard: That's just Elizabeth
Walden Briarhelm: And that and
Tyram: you. This
Ali Leonard: damage.
Walden Briarhelm: that turtle grew up to
Tyram: was like a year
Ali Leonard: In three months, it grew up to be Oh my
Walden Briarhelm: be origin
Tyram: ago. Then grew up really f****** fast because this was like a year before we're currently at in the campaign, I
Walden Briarhelm: story. Uh, sorry. All right. This is when Latiku came. I'm out
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, it's
Walden Briarhelm: of options. I'm passing
Justin Hale: Oh, we're back at the
Ali Leonard: first stop's
Justin Hale: top. All right. I guess I'm going to move
Tyram: think.
Ali Leonard: turn, I think. So,
Justin Hale: one. And I am just
Ali Leonard: yeah. Oh, we need to move Lancancy eight. We're just
Walden Briarhelm: this. All
Justin Hale: going to move
Ali Leonard: leaving him there. Oh,
Justin Hale: one. Um, and then I got to roll a d20 for a whiz
Ali Leonard: no.
Justin Hale: save. And I fail it. All right. I think I'm stuck here for the rest of the
Tyram: Yeah, man. That is some like top tier
Christopher Hooper: That's it.
Justin Hale: game.
Tyram: spite from Toeer here. He's still not gonna win it looks
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Walden Briarhelm: right.
Christopher Hooper: Now, what I'm wondering is, am I still in
Tyram: like,
Christopher Hooper: the hidden area or
Justin Hale: based on your square. I would say
Tyram: but yeah, looks
Christopher Hooper: not? All right. Well, I guess I have to start
Tyram: like you're out of
Ali Leonard: No.
Justin Hale: no. All right, Scotty
Walden Briarhelm: as racists
Justin Hale: Mac.
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: This Scotty Max
Walden Briarhelm: do. Scotty Mac rolled for
Christopher Hooper: racing.
Walden Briarhelm: seven. So, uh, wrong thingy. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Well done. That's it for
Ali Leonard: turn Now it's
Tyram: All right. Um, and I'm down to
Ali Leonard: Denlin's
Tyram: just one d8 now,
Ali Leonard: turn. Yes, cuz you
Tyram: right? Yeah. Okay, I got an eight. Suck it,
Walden Briarhelm: me.
Tyram: Justin. All right, I'm contesting with
Ali Leonard: failed.
Walden Briarhelm: Christ specifically.
Tyram: Justin now it looks like. All right,
Walden Briarhelm: Hell
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Justin Hale: The name is
Tyram: now I get to see if
Justin Hale: Versap.
Tyram: I Oh, my spider is directed you as a person, not this fictional
Justin Hale: Oh, damn. All right. f****** in particular. I
Tyram: character. No, no, I'm just
Walden Briarhelm: yeah. It's
Tyram: kid. Just joshing. Just Josh. Uh, Nat
Ali Leonard: One, four,
Tyram: 20. So, I'm no longer slow.
Ali Leonard: five, six, eight. I'm
Walden Briarhelm: personal. Oh man, this is the
Ali Leonard: contesting with
Walden Briarhelm: comeback king.
Ali Leonard: Scotty. I'm technically on
Walden Briarhelm: No, no, you're not. We're
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Ali Leonard: Scotty's like tile. I just didn't want to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: be on
Walden Briarhelm: friends. True, true, true, true,
Justin Hale: see.
Ali Leonard: top. Now it's Serge's
Walden Briarhelm: true. Uh,
Ali Leonard: turn. Come on. 16. Come on. 16.
Ellis Taylor: Oh yeah. Yeah. Good luck with
Walden Briarhelm: search.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Come on. Do the MX team
Ellis Taylor: that.
Justin Hale: proud. There you
Ali Leonard: Alice.
Ellis Taylor: 12
Tyram: I think they you up
Walden Briarhelm: All right, you are still out
Ellis Taylor: 5 10 11 12.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: with the front of the pack
Ali Leonard: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: I would like to roll
Justin Hale: go. It puts you in in contest with
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: there.
Ellis Taylor: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: higher. Can I start
Justin Hale: Yeah. What?
Walden Briarhelm: Dang. My
Christopher Hooper: rolling like d10s or
Justin Hale: No, you get to roll d4s
Tyram: here.
Walden Briarhelm: next
Christopher Hooper: something?
Tyram: Now
Ali Leonard: Cuz you're a bigger girl, so you get bigger
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I I like
Walden Briarhelm: action sounds I mean that makes sense.
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: dice. More larger dice. It's
Walden Briarhelm: You can hoist larger
Ali Leonard: Lancy's turn.
Walden Briarhelm: dice.
Luke Neverisky: Um I move
Tyram: I was considering earlier whether like being attracted to like
Luke Neverisky: damn total of
Tyram: jacked orc women was going to be like true across all the characters I play in this
Ellis Taylor: right. Please start flirting with
Tyram: campaign.
Ali Leonard: I didn't ship it,
Walden Briarhelm: Oh
Christopher Hooper: I'm not doing it for
Ali Leonard: but you guys
Walden Briarhelm: boy. That's maybe my
Ellis Taylor: Toeer.
Christopher Hooper: you. I'm not going to use
Ali Leonard: can talk over the radio and kind of see what's
Walden Briarhelm: favorite
Ellis Taylor: Hey
Christopher Hooper: an action to talk over the radio. You far behind
Ali Leonard: going. You won't, but he might. He might.
Christopher Hooper: me. Hey, I know I'm competitive in this race.
Tyram: No, I also decided that Dinland is too much of a selfish prick to
Ellis Taylor: babe. He's
Christopher Hooper: I know I'm actually
Tyram: do it anyway.
Ali Leonard: You just be
Ellis Taylor: just going to start nagging
Christopher Hooper: competitive in this race, but I just wanted to start chatting with you on the
Tyram: So,
Ellis Taylor: her.
Christopher Hooper: radio.
Ali Leonard: like, "ASL." Hey,
Tyram: So, Sugar, what do you think of this conspiracy against
Christopher Hooper: I
Ali Leonard: ASL. These calls aren't recorded,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, everyone can hear
Christopher Hooper: definitely I definitely
Ali Leonard: right?
Christopher Hooper: think that maybe moving like some of these into like a bonus section or
Tyram: Elizabeth?
Christopher Hooper: something since you'll always like it's just so beneficial
Ellis Taylor: these.
Christopher Hooper: to use like how is
Walden Briarhelm: I like
Christopher Hooper: Like it is so costly to use speaking, you
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: know, like how are you ever going to use
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: speaking? Is that a wooden steak? Are you a vampire
Justin Hale: Yeah. A border.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Walden Briarhelm: It's no it's it's
Christopher Hooper: hunter? Okay,
Walden Briarhelm: uh rolling. Am I a
Christopher Hooper: Lansancy, I'm staring at your
Walden Briarhelm: vampire? Most obvious
Christopher Hooper: ass. I hope
Luke Neverisky: I hope you like
Christopher Hooper: you like my ass.
Justin Hale: Oh, do you need someone to move you? One, two,
Luke Neverisky: it. It was Oh, yes, please.
Justin Hale: three, four, five.
Walden Briarhelm: Just the sound clips from this particular
Christopher Hooper: That was your That
Ali Leonard: What?
Walden Briarhelm: episode are going to be
Luke Neverisky: Five. It was your father's birth,
Christopher Hooper: was 2d8 was five.
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: Oh crap. All right, I got a
Justin Hale: Go. Don't laugh. You're going to get
Tyram: rough.
Luke Neverisky: The
Christopher Hooper: 10. I got
Justin Hale: two ones.
Walden Briarhelm: excellent. Seems like a few people need to use larger
Christopher Hooper: 10. I'm I'm just I'm setting Lancy up for a
Walden Briarhelm: dice.
Christopher Hooper: sweet DRS coming up.
Luke Neverisky: Password password.
Christopher Hooper: Lance, you and I are going to leaprog right up
Ali Leonard: Hell
Christopher Hooper: there.
Justin Hale: All right. All
Ali Leonard: yeah. Scotty Mac, I rolled a
Justin Hale: right. We got a real
Tyram: Oh, do me and
Justin Hale: contest. Uh, so does
Tyram: Justin need to
Ali Leonard: 16.
Justin Hale: Serge. I got a 16 for
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Justin Hale: contest. Hey
Ellis Taylor: 18.
Tyram: contest. Six.
Ali Leonard: So Serge goes before vers and then he goes behind
Ellis Taylor: Well, we're roll right up
Justin Hale: Wow, look at that
Ellis Taylor: on top of each
Tyram: Okay. Wow. Yeah, this has gotten to be a pretty intense race up here away from uh Lansancy and
Ali Leonard: vers.
Luke Neverisky: It's all part of the plan.
Ellis Taylor: other.
Justin Hale: line. Everything's coming together. All right, El
Ali Leonard: Well, probably not
Justin Hale: Smith.
Ali Leonard: from long because I only got
Tyram: Sugar.
Ali Leonard: seven. One, two, three, four. Okay. Okay, I
Justin Hale: Whoa. That feels like
Tyram: What the hell
Christopher Hooper: Did you
Tyram: is going
Ali Leonard: somehow I don't know how to get
Justin Hale: cheating. I feel like that's
Ali Leonard: back. I don't know
Walden Briarhelm: Okay. Oops.
Christopher Hooper: enlarge? Oh no, that wasn't
Justin Hale: cheating.
Tyram: on? Your your car is like
Christopher Hooper: it. Control
Tyram: stretching across relativistic time or
Christopher Hooper: C. Control
Justin Hale: How did you do
Tyram: something.
Ellis Taylor: That was
Christopher Hooper: Z. You're making it
Tyram: Holy f***.
Ali Leonard: what I don't know.
Ellis Taylor: back.
Christopher Hooper: worse.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. Oh my god. Try that
Walden Briarhelm: She's Oh
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god.
Justin Hale: that?
Tyram: Okay, what are you doing in
Walden Briarhelm: god, she's gone
Justin Hale: That's
Tyram: there?
Ali Leonard: again. Now it's Scotty's
Walden Briarhelm: plaid.
Ali Leonard: turn. Should have worn Scotty's shirt
Walden Briarhelm: All right,
Ali Leonard: today.
Walden Briarhelm: Sky doesn't know. All right, let's see where this goes. This is actually pretty fun, by the way. Let me give you some credit for this.
Justin Hale: right.
Walden Briarhelm: Enjoy. Oh, what? That's so weak. Six with
Christopher Hooper: Scotty
Walden Briarhelm: 2d8s. That's a Lansancy ass roll
Justin Hale: Luke Luke got five with 2D8s. Oh yeah, there you
Walden Briarhelm: right
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: there. Well, we both roasted him. One, two,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: three, four, five, six. Get back on the road, man. All right, that's
Justin Hale: go. Right,
Walden Briarhelm: me.
Justin Hale: Serge, do the MX team proud.
Walden Briarhelm: I'm right inside the red. Oh, that's so
Justin Hale: That's you,
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. I was looking at
Justin Hale: Ellis. You're Serge.
Tyram: You're up.
Walden Briarhelm: bad.
Ellis Taylor: something. I'm so used to being in the back of the crowd. I'm just like, what do you mean
Ali Leonard: You're so high up in that order. You're like, "What?"
Ellis Taylor: I have to roll now?
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Hell
Ellis Taylor: Eight.
Justin Hale: All
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: I like how we all get to take this Florida ass corner. All right, that was a real stream of thought out loud. I don't know what
Justin Hale: right. Hey, an eight.
Walden Briarhelm: happened.
Christopher Hooper: Do the time walk
Justin Hale: Perfect. One,
Christopher Hooper: yet. It's the time
Justin Hale: two, six, seven, eight. And then I got to roll a 15 or higher. Didn't do it. That's a two.
Christopher Hooper: war.
Tyram: Okay, so I got my two actions, right?
Ali Leonard: Yeah, you have two
Walden Briarhelm: I can feel your life fortune draining.
Tyram: Um, does a bonus action count as one of my actions? Okay. Okay, I'll go ahead and
Ali Leonard: back.
Tyram: roll my dice. Got an eight on just one dice rolled for now. So, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Ali Leonard: No.
Tyram: eight. All right. Now, get ready for some world class
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Tyram: cheating. Um, I'm going to use my bonus action to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: teleport. That is a thing that
Ali Leonard: great. What the
Ellis Taylor: What?
Tyram: Silus can do now. Yes,
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Like
Tyram: Silus can teleport.
Walden Briarhelm: Oh, omega.
Christopher Hooper: uh not misty stuff, right?
Tyram: Nope. Not missy step. It's a class ability
Ellis Taylor: What? A missy step is a bonus action
Tyram: that I have.
Ali Leonard: f***?
Walden Briarhelm: Awesome. What is the exact
Christopher Hooper: Do you do you bring the car with
Tyram: Oh, you're right. It is. But
Ellis Taylor: though.
Tyram: that's what I think. So,
Ali Leonard: When you
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Walden Briarhelm: difference?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: teleport, you bring whatever you're in with
Tyram: yeah. Yeah. I mean, you don't teleport away naked. Everything you're like, that's part of
Walden Briarhelm: a very
Christopher Hooper: you? He's part of the
Tyram: you now. Okay. We're treating the cars
Christopher Hooper: car.
Tyram: as though they are our characters,
Ali Leonard: you.
Walden Briarhelm: cartoonist. Consider with physics, it's all moving at the same rate together. So everything at that speed should
Tyram: right? All right. So,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it feels
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: A little
Tyram: it is uh Tinland is going to
Walden Briarhelm: teleport. I mean, yeah.
Justin Hale: bit.
Tyram: teleport over
Walden Briarhelm: Did I forget that I
Christopher Hooper: So you have to So is that the psychic teleportation where you
Walden Briarhelm: also can
Christopher Hooper: throw a blade? Okay, cool.
Tyram: here. Yes. Yes, I do. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Interesting. That's
Tyram: It is a very cool ability. Yes.
Ali Leonard: broken.
Walden Briarhelm: teleport? Very
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: Um, and now I'm going to roll my other
Justin Hale: What the
Tyram: D8. And get a
Walden Briarhelm: cool. Awesome. Well, this is awesome. This is some wacky racers racist
Tyram: four. Told you fools. Even in a Toyota
Justin Hale: hell?
Tyram: Tacoma can outra you.
Walden Briarhelm: stuff brought to you by
Tyram: So, I'm I guess I'm just picturing Denlin had some sort of like cheating technology inside of his car where he could like had like a teleporter. It's like all it
Walden Briarhelm: Fuel.
Tyram: takes is the souls of a few orphans and you too can
Ali Leonard: There you
Walden Briarhelm: Those ones have the most power.
Ali Leonard: go. Now it's Sugar's
Walden Briarhelm: There we
Christopher Hooper: really
Tyram: teleport.
Ali Leonard: turn.
Christopher Hooper: really
Tyram: You're the one behind
Christopher Hooper: okay. f*** bar.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Walden Briarhelm: go.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: I think we're all pretty
Christopher Hooper: Eight. One, two, three, four, five, six,
Tyram: me.
Christopher Hooper: seven, eight. Okay, I've done
Ali Leonard: far. Now it's Lancy's
Christopher Hooper: it. Should we uh call it after after this
Ali Leonard: turn probably. It is
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ellis Taylor: Very
Christopher Hooper: round? Lansancy, see us out. Roll
Luke Neverisky: good. Let's do
Christopher Hooper: your goddamn
Walden Briarhelm: No
Luke Neverisky: it. Oh, and maybe let's
Christopher Hooper: dates.
Walden Briarhelm: heat. Come on.
Luke Neverisky: hope for a above a five. Ah, that's an
Justin Hale: One, two,
Ali Leonard: 11:30.
Walden Briarhelm: 16. It's
Luke Neverisky: 11. That's 11. You mean double digits? That's
Ellis Taylor: good.
Justin Hale: three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Walden Briarhelm: good. It's the way to end it.
Justin Hale: 11. That puts you right in front of sugar.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: Zugger.
Luke Neverisky: Good.
Christopher Hooper: contest. All right, roll a
Luke Neverisky: Good.
Christopher Hooper: d20. We'll see if you beat me. One.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Is that your
Justin Hale: This is so heads
Christopher Hooper: Uh there's a bunch of other contests going
Ali Leonard: tagline? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: on for
Justin Hale: on. Oh, do we are
Ali Leonard: yeah. Ellis, roll a 20.
Christopher Hooper: Scott.
Justin Hale: we resolving those real quick?
Walden Briarhelm: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I mean you know whatever whatever Alli wants. I
Justin Hale: Okay, fine.
Walden Briarhelm: we should. All right. All
Christopher Hooper: mean
Justin Hale: Not all right,
Walden Briarhelm: right. Verse
Justin Hale: Scotty.
Ellis Taylor: You know what? I do
Christopher Hooper: Damn it. I I hope I can get to the
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: red section before all of y'all are too far away for me to
Walden Briarhelm: 13.
Ellis Taylor: it.
Christopher Hooper: destroy
Justin Hale: Nine.
Christopher Hooper: you. I'm going to be so mad if y'all are too far.
Tyram: I'm feeling pretty good right
Justin Hale: You shouldn't. Cuz if
Walden Briarhelm: Fair.
Justin Hale: we're cheating, I'm
Walden Briarhelm: How did we discuss what the distance a
Tyram: now.
Walden Briarhelm: square is? Even in this,
Christopher Hooper: Five. Yep.
Justin Hale: cheating.
Ali Leonard: 5T. Yeah, you can use your you can use your measurement.
Walden Briarhelm: this is crazy now to think
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Yep. That's what she
Ali Leonard: Yeah, your measurable.
Christopher Hooper: said.
Walden Briarhelm: about. How much do these cars weigh? Like, could a strong monk turtle pick it up and then jump across that gap no
Ellis Taylor: No, you're not a turtle
Tyram: Hey.
Walden Briarhelm: problem with 25 string? I'm just wondering
Ellis Taylor: anymore.
Christopher Hooper: Still got it. to God's sense.
Walden Briarhelm: out of curiosity. Nothing related to Scotty
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: about 1,500
Walden Briarhelm: M. Okay.
Ali Leonard: lb.
Walden Briarhelm: So he can uh also do it while running. So that means the jump gains further distance
Christopher Hooper: All
Walden Briarhelm: too. Next time we'll figure it out next
Christopher Hooper: right, then. I guess it works.
Ellis Taylor: I got to figure out what on earth I can do to Elizabeth because everything I have is helpful other than hitting her with a battle axe. Like I
Ali Leonard: I mean, you can hit me with your
Walden Briarhelm: time.
Ellis Taylor: could
Christopher Hooper: So, the car is
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: probably uh smaller than 12 cubic feet, right?
Ali Leonard: car. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh
Justin Hale: All
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: man, that's that's a little crazy.
Justin Hale: right, friends. I got to go to
Ellis Taylor: me
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Justin Hale: bed.
Tyram: Good night you
Ali Leonard: 12. This says
Walden Briarhelm: Good night
Luke Neverisky: Yes, sir.
Justin Hale: Bye.
Tyram: slack.
Ali Leonard: they're about 18 feet long, but I don't
Christopher Hooper: later.
Ali Leonard: know. They're pretty
Walden Briarhelm: everyone. Ally, this is actually really fun. I know everybody's dropping
Ellis Taylor: too.
Ali Leonard: long.
Walden Briarhelm: like flies because they're sleepy, but this was actually pretty fun. I liked the system you put together here. Feel like everyone's engaged even
Ali Leonard: I'm glad it's slightly working
Walden Briarhelm: though uh you know that Denlin is
Ali Leonard: out. I know there are kinks to work out,
Walden Briarhelm: completely in front of everybody. I think it's pretty fun so far. There
Tyram: Yeah, I'm having
Walden Briarhelm: there's blue area for bonus actions. So like you can have a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: a good time. I really enjoyed the the the time period where we were just all
Walden Briarhelm: third action in the blue
Tyram: doing
Ali Leonard: but yeah, I figured I get a little RP when you're coming back was
Walden Briarhelm: It was good
Ali Leonard: okay. Good night.
Walden Briarhelm: stuff. Thank you. Have a good night, guys. Target weaken.
Tyram: shenanigans.