2025-12-12

Justin Hale: Chicago. Deaf, blind, heart problems, thyroid issues, incontinent, got a diaper

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, man. But he's got a cute

Justin Hale: on. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: sweater.

Justin Hale: Yeah. He's still cute. He's still a good boy. He's just old. He's 12 this year. He'll be 13 next

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: year. So, yeah. I mean, he's When I took him

Luke Neverisky: Dang.

Justin Hale: to the vet, they're like, you know, he's got to be on all these meds. I'm like, I mean, he's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's

Justin Hale: 12, dude. Like, If he's not on a bunch of meds at

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, he's an oxygenarian in

Justin Hale: this age, that's amazing.

Luke Neverisky: human like he's doing pretty

Walden Briarhelm: 12 in

Justin Hale: Yeah. Right.

Walden Briarhelm: dog years is 90

Luke Neverisky: good. It's

Walden Briarhelm: something. Yeah. I mean like he's he's a he's a guru or a

Justin Hale: Exactly. It's a

Luke Neverisky: old.

Walden Briarhelm: sensei. He gets a cool ass

Justin Hale: lot. But what's remarkable though is

Walden Briarhelm: title.

Justin Hale: this guy is the same age. He's 12, too, but

Walden Briarhelm: Are you sure he's not from

Justin Hale: he's holding strong. He's got like no issues. It's crazy.

Walden Briarhelm: Krypto? And I got the super dog. He's got super

Justin Hale: Do

Ellis Taylor: It's a rock.

Justin Hale: what? Yeah, he's half

Ellis Taylor: When I see a rock, I spent a lot of

Justin Hale: cow. I only say

Luke Neverisky: Good.

Walden Briarhelm: dogs.

Justin Hale: that because he's he's got no teeth. That is the one thing. It's very weird to

Ellis Taylor: time. Yes.

Justin Hale: see just gums in a dog's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Okay.

Justin Hale: mouth.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, shooty. A doggy has no teeth

Justin Hale: Yeah, it was uh it was explained to me when we had to get all of his teeth removed that little dogs have the same amount of teeth as big dogs with a much smaller profile for all those teeth to be housed. Their teeth go bad really

Ellis Taylor: but Yeah, it's like baby teeth versus adult teeth. I learned like baby teeth don't

Justin Hale: quickly.

Ellis Taylor: get cavities as often because there's like space in between and so stuff doesn't

Justin Hale: Yeah, that makes

Ellis Taylor: get stuck. Yeah. Whereas like adult teeth, our mouths tend to get really crowded. So like you should need a

Justin Hale: sense. Stupid adult

Ellis Taylor: floss.

Justin Hale: teeth. Did I show you guys all the board games are officially put up in this room

Ellis Taylor: A Is this your

Walden Briarhelm: If you pull

Justin Hale: now? Yeah, it's

Ellis Taylor: private

Luke Neverisky: of

Walden Briarhelm: the board games out in the right order, it opens the secret

Justin Hale: a Yeah, that would be amazing. Am I fuzzy? Is the background

Luke Neverisky: course.

Walden Briarhelm: door a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. It's the portrait

Justin Hale: blurred. Turn

Ellis Taylor: office? Um,

Walden Briarhelm: blur.

Justin Hale: it. Turn it off. Background blur. There we

Ellis Taylor: yes. Whoa.

Justin Hale: go.

Ellis Taylor: That's

Walden Briarhelm: Wow.

Justin Hale: It's technically not all of them. I still have like four boxes over

Walden Briarhelm: Wait.

Justin Hale: here. I don't count those though because they're all like your

Ellis Taylor: amazing. My

Justin Hale: stereotypical. There's like eight copies of Monopoly from different like vanity

Ellis Taylor: god.

Justin Hale: versions that my wife collects and that kind of

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Justin Hale: stuff. But did you see this one? Hold on. I'm gonna grab it for

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Justin Hale: scale. This is the one we got at Gen

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Wait, how deep is

Justin Hale: Con. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Oh Jesus, that's

Luke Neverisky: that box? Oh,

Justin Hale: It's a about the

Ellis Taylor: huge.

Luke Neverisky: damn.

Justin Hale: same

Ellis Taylor: Oh my god, it's school. Oh my

Luke Neverisky: It's a f******

Walden Briarhelm: That's like a Lego test. Yeah, that's like

Justin Hale: go. It's

Ellis Taylor: god, it's a freaking Amazon

Luke Neverisky: chest. Does it

Walden Briarhelm: what you wanted when you were

Justin Hale: the Castle Panic Deluxe

Ellis Taylor: package. That's

Luke Neverisky: come with an actual castle in

Walden Briarhelm: six. It comes with

Justin Hale: Collection. Basically, it comes

Ellis Taylor: crazy.

Walden Briarhelm: so much more eagle.

Justin Hale: with like a million minis. Does the back show what's in

Luke Neverisky: there?

Justin Hale: it? Sort of.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, that reminds me. I wanted to bring a board game

Walden Briarhelm: Hey,

Ellis Taylor: to my family. There it

Walden Briarhelm: Justin, have you ever played Blood on the Clock

Ellis Taylor: is. I

Walden Briarhelm: Tower? It's a It's like a deceitful game. Like a

Ellis Taylor: mean, see if I can pack this. If I've got space to pack

Walden Briarhelm: secret Hitler kind of

Ellis Taylor: this like Secret Hitler, the game I just

Walden Briarhelm: game. Whoa. That's The secret's out.

Ellis Taylor: grabbed. I love this game so

Tyram: Um, I remember the Kickstarter for that. Like, can you find

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah,

Tyram: and defeat secret Hitler? That's one of my favorite ways any Kickstarter video

Ellis Taylor: much, dude.

Tyram: has ever

Walden Briarhelm: I a good way to get

Justin Hale: Nice. That game is uh that game's

Tyram: ended. Yeah. Blood on the Clock Tower is

Walden Briarhelm: sales.

Justin Hale: essentially like werewolf, right?

Ellis Taylor: It's a

Tyram: Yeah. Um Toeer's uh I played that with Toeer

Walden Briarhelm: Yes. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: little bit there's a little bit more instead of just

Tyram: before. He'll have something to say about

Ellis Taylor: like there's a little

Christopher Hooper: I played

Justin Hale: What has something to say about

Ellis Taylor: bit more intrigue with

Christopher Hooper: Secret Hitler potentially. I played Secret Hitler close to 50 times.

Ellis Taylor: it.

Christopher Hooper: There's an online version and during COVID we played like twice

Tyram: it.

Luke Neverisky: Social

Justin Hale: something? Nice.

Christopher Hooper: a week for a

Luke Neverisky: deduction games are huge.

Ellis Taylor: Nice. We used to bring it out climbing and

Christopher Hooper: year.

Ellis Taylor: we'd play at the brewery like get like a giant group of people playing around a single table and my favorite members just like me. I was Hitler and they they elected me chancellor so we won and I was like guys you know what and I screamed in the middle of the restaurant I'm f****** Hitler and then like it

Tyram: and then she

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Justin Hale: Um, everybody's like, "Before I put

Ellis Taylor: was it was so much it was

Tyram: won the Republican primary in that

Justin Hale: this up, I didn't want to show

Ellis Taylor: amazing. Yeah, this is

Tyram: year.

Justin Hale: got it signed by the uh

Tyram: Was there a pre-T Trump? I hardly

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. What is

Ellis Taylor: pre-Trump.

Luke Neverisky: It's when there's no color in the world right

Walden Briarhelm: that? It's old.

Ellis Taylor: Your giant

Luke Neverisky: now, right? We just have black and

Tyram: remember I hear

Luke Neverisky: white.

Justin Hale: creator. We we do we're just

Ellis Taylor: box

Luke Neverisky: Got

Justin Hale: again got him.

Ellis Taylor: water. grasshoppers. So, those with toddlers, have you experienced the favorite movie Never

Luke Neverisky: him.

Walden Briarhelm: Yes. It's an

Ellis Taylor: Ending Repeat? And

Walden Briarhelm: important part of every young man's childhood. You don't you let them play

Ellis Taylor: how do you get them to try new

Walden Briarhelm: it until that becomes the film that determines where they're going in

Ellis Taylor: movies? I can only watch Bug I can only

Walden Briarhelm: life.

Ellis Taylor: watch Bug's live so luckily. I mean, it's playing while I'm talking to you

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, I mean maybe he'll be the one who rises up

Ellis Taylor: guys,

Walden Briarhelm: and brings down the bushi, you

Ellis Taylor: but

Justin Hale: We just get uh Thea hooked on different kid shows instead. So, except the monotony of like

Walden Briarhelm: know.

Justin Hale: the same exact thing over and over again. She was on a a Blues Clues and You kick for a really long time. Loved Blues Clues and You and

Ellis Taylor: maybe

Justin Hale: then uh she's still into that, but now she likes um called Gabby's Dollhouse.

Walden Briarhelm: uh what how old is

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Like a little

Justin Hale: in the

Ellis Taylor: over two and a

Luke Neverisky: What's going

Walden Briarhelm: he? I have no

Justin Hale: H

Walden Briarhelm: children. I was around when my siblings were much younger. So, I remember some

Ellis Taylor: half. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: on?

Walden Briarhelm: of that age group, but I don't know. My little brother was like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I

Walden Briarhelm: four and wouldn't stop watching Castaway on repeat and that was always like the

Justin Hale: shaving.

Ellis Taylor: mean, oh jeez,

Tyram: asked why you like the um Hanks

Walden Briarhelm: weirdest s***. I know. Yes.

Ellis Taylor: that's an that's an intense

Walden Briarhelm: Yes. It was like he would watch it on

Justin Hale: Whoa, that's heavy at four. Ripping teeth out of his

Tyram: movie.

Walden Briarhelm: repeat and it was like you could tell it was like molding something in him and

Ellis Taylor: one.

Walden Briarhelm: he was just addicted to it. Mine was a

Tyram: The one where

Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, that was

Walden Briarhelm: dragon heart, I think. Is that fun? Yeah.

Tyram: Sean memory is the voice of the dragon.

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Yes. I love that. That's how you recall

Justin Hale: skull.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, I remember that one where he like lifts up the scale and his heart's there and he's Yeah, that

Tyram: Okay. I think

Walden Briarhelm: it. That was I don't know. That's some time

Ellis Taylor: one.

Tyram: so.

Walden Briarhelm: ago. Interesting.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Stuck on the bug's life. Have you tried showing him

Ellis Taylor: He loves it. We constantly playing like mean grasshopper and stuff like that. You're the mean grasshopper. I'm the mean grasshopper. And for and for a while he was scared the grasshoppers were going to get

Walden Briarhelm: ants? Is he too young to introduce

Ellis Taylor: me. It was like hard to get him to go to

Walden Briarhelm: Pokemon? Okay. Because like

Ellis Taylor: sleep.

Walden Briarhelm: that's how you get him away from that. Get him addicted to

Ellis Taylor: Yes. Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Pokemon.

Ellis Taylor: We can talk him into other movies sometimes. Like he loves Cars, but Bug Life will always win. Yeah. Bud, do you like this movie?

Justin Hale: Mic check. Okay,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Would you like some cheese? He's also constantly asking me what's happening the whole

Justin Hale: good. Well, this is what's called

Ellis Taylor: movie.

Justin Hale: ocean. And this is what's called community backlash. And see how the grasshoppers are taking it out on ants. That's what we call a race

Ellis Taylor: This is called a rigid struct rigid structured society suppressing creativity.

Justin Hale: war. Ted gets kicked out of

Tyram: It looks a little funny

Justin Hale: preschool. You're like, "What happened, dude?" He's like,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, there's more of

Tyram: with the headphones on the like they look like Leia buttons the way they are

Ellis Taylor: us.

Tyram: right

Justin Hale: "Well, uh, he looks like Boob Head

Ellis Taylor: Can you even hear us? Oh,

Justin Hale: from Little

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Tyram: now. I see where your mind

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: went.

Walden Briarhelm: What a wild

Justin Hale: Nikki. Where does the knot go? Am I right?

Walden Briarhelm: reference.

Tyram: I haven't thought about Little Nikki in a long time, I will

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Ellis Taylor: I could travel to the city

Justin Hale: Well, you're thinking about it now. You're

Ellis Taylor: there. Oh, I should open

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: That was your big

Tyram: say.

Walden Briarhelm: magic. You turned the Coke into

Justin Hale: welcome.

Walden Briarhelm: Pepsi. That's all I can remember was like, did they just double dip and and sponsor both sodas in one scene? It's like that's ballsy. Even for Adam Sailor, the double dip

Justin Hale: Oh, I got a thing I got to go get. I got to show you guys the nerdiest thing

Ellis Taylor: up.

Walden Briarhelm: marketing Adam Sandler Coke

Justin Hale: my wife got

Walden Briarhelm: or Pepsi related. Is it doing that?

Justin Hale: me. Okay, got

Ellis Taylor: Christ.

Justin Hale: it. Looks like a notebook,

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Justin Hale: right? It's a

Luke Neverisky: nice.

Walden Briarhelm: Very

Tyram: Hey, really handy having a portable whiteboard

Justin Hale: whiteboard. I can tell to so jealous. Get in his eyes. It is. I

Ellis Taylor: Nice. Reminds you of a

Tyram: sometimes.

Justin Hale: love whiteboards.

Ellis Taylor: busy book for children. They're like, "Oh, they can doodle in life and use it

Walden Briarhelm: good.

Justin Hale: What are you What are you trying to say,

Ellis Taylor: again."

Justin Hale: Ellis? Nothing at

Ellis Taylor: Nothing.

Justin Hale: all. Came with like an ultra fine ultra fine uh

Ellis Taylor: Oh, let me Oh,

Justin Hale: pin.

Ellis Taylor: nice. That wipes off. That's

Justin Hale: Yeah, look at that. Oh, well. Well,

Ellis Taylor: cool. It did

Justin Hale: okay. There you go.

Ellis Taylor: for a second.

Justin Hale: finger for scale. It's

Luke Neverisky: What?

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Justin Hale: tiny. Have any of you nerds played the game The Bizaar yet? It's a um it's an engine building competitive game. I have been addicted to it for months. I there's no there's no hope for me. It's so

Luke Neverisky: No. It's always nice when you can come across that game where you're just like, "Yep, I'm screwed." All my free is

Justin Hale: good. Yep. Yeah. It's so good, too, because it's it's an auto battler. So, like you you set up your lineup of cards and how they chain, you know, your your engine of destruction together and then you just hope for the best when it

Luke Neverisky: gone.

Walden Briarhelm: My auto battlers

Justin Hale: goes.

Walden Briarhelm: backpack battles. concept

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: is very similar. It's not as addictive as Rocket League is to me, but it is equally like the dopamine drip is just as good. It's

Justin Hale: Nice.

Walden Briarhelm: a very simple game. Yet it's not because there's a ranked mode. So that you have to play ranked and then you see people who do things that just blow your mind and you're like, "So this game isn't simple. It's simple to me because I'm

Justin Hale: Yeah, that's 100% how this one is. You'll be going through it. I don't know. The the NPCs that you fight in this game, too, are

Walden Briarhelm: simple.

Justin Hale: like pretty difficult sometimes. Um, but you'll face some people where it's like h how what

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Like

Justin Hale: what level of autism made that

Walden Briarhelm: you're like, "I figured out how to get two things to work together." And they're like, "I figured out how to get something to go up by the power of two." And you're like, "Oh

Justin Hale: happen? Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: god, you figured out how to break the

Justin Hale: Yeah. So, like the greatest chain I've ever done

Walden Briarhelm: game.

Justin Hale: in this game is getting a number to like 10,000. I saw somebody post in a subreddit for this game where they got it into the exponentials where

Tyram: That was like scientific

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, yeah.

Justin Hale: it showed E2, E3 as the the numbers that were training. I was

Walden Briarhelm: Typical.

Justin Hale: like, yeah, I was like, all right, that's that's broken. That shouldn't be

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Oh, that's a good question. Ally, you have been

Tyram: notation.

Walden Briarhelm: uh you've been requested. You're on the mute. How's

Ali Leonard: Got it. Yeah, I figured

Justin Hale: possible.

Ali Leonard: they would be just because that's how we last

Walden Briarhelm: that? Throw some

Ali Leonard: played

Walden Briarhelm: eights. Oh. Oh, you got to start a new jam, Toeer. So that we can jam while we

Justin Hale: Oh, what does that mean?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, let's get it

Walden Briarhelm: race. We need the link again, I think, uh, for roll

Christopher Hooper: started. Um, if you go to roll 20, you can find it in your list of

Walden Briarhelm: 20. Oh, sweet. I didn't even I've used Roll 20 maybe six times over two years.

Christopher Hooper: games.

Walden Briarhelm: So, thank you,

Ellis Taylor: Oh, f*** it.

Tyram: Don't ever say that

Christopher Hooper: problem. But

Tyram: again. Don't ever say that

Luke Neverisky: Do it, stupid.

Ali Leonard: Just both or in

Tyram: again. Papa Toeer, that was that was cringy, dude.

Walden Briarhelm: Paper.

Christopher Hooper: uh no problem, my

Tyram: didn't like that either, but

Justin Hale: That

Ali Leonard: general, but that was fun.

Christopher Hooper: baby. I

Tyram: I I feel like Toeer normally wouldn't say that like

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Justin Hale: feels worse. That feels

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: just like in a

Luke Neverisky: we

Christopher Hooper: got Hello, my babies. I got

Tyram: vacuum. Okay, I was probably giving

Christopher Hooper: some music right here for

Tyram: Toeer too much credit. That That's on

Justin Hale: worse. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: are

Justin Hale: I I think you're well aware that Toeer does not

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: me.

Justin Hale: shy away from a yes and situation.

Christopher Hooper: Um, I have started a

Justin Hale: You're

Christopher Hooper: mix if anyone would like to contribute.

Tyram: Is it got to get uh as taken off as

Justin Hale: a mixed

Christopher Hooper: Let me start.

Tyram: Spotify?

Christopher Hooper: No, because it's not on the recording. You can just

Tyram: I don't want

Christopher Hooper: open Spotify and listen to it, which is the nice

Justin Hale: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: part.

Justin Hale: gotcha. Not streaming it through the

Tyram: to, man. Look at how far out in first place I am. H love to see

Christopher Hooper: Right. Yeah. I'm really hoping I can get some magic in before you get too far

Tyram: it. Well, we're all trying to kill El's bits, so

Justin Hale: meeting. I had

Tyram: why the hell would you do anything to

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I assume that those with you know is a

Christopher Hooper: away.

Justin Hale: something. Yeah, clear. Clearly Denlin is trying to

Tyram: me? I don't

Justin Hale: kill El Smith with how far he is in the lead. He's trying

Ali Leonard: ghost.

Tyram: think Justin ever posted the uh the summary from last week. I feel like

Justin Hale: to kill her with last

Tyram: the image of it should be the poster from John Wick 2 where everyone's like pointing a gun

Justin Hale: place.

Tyram: at John Wick, but it should be like

Ali Leonard: Yeah, absolutely. I do feel

Tyram: Ellsworth.

Justin Hale: That's pretty

Ali Leonard: like you kind of hate me and that's why you didn't do

Tyram: This your DMing. You made us do

Ali Leonard: one for Elsus. No, not you.

Justin Hale: good.

Ali Leonard: I mean Justin because he didn't create an

Justin Hale: What? Oh, I haven't done

Ali Leonard: image for this. So I

Justin Hale: anything

Ali Leonard: feel like personally attacked and that he hates

Tyram: this. It is hard not to come to that

Justin Hale: because there's a little bit of that. There is a little essence of that.

Ali Leonard: me. So right like

Justin Hale: Yes. Yeah, every time every

Ali Leonard: immediately you kind of think

Tyram: conclusion.

Justin Hale: time I went to go make the summary for it, I was like, "No, I hate her. I forgot I hate

Ali Leonard: that I could feel it all the way over

Justin Hale: her. Work has been insane." Because, you know, everyone

Ali Leonard: here.

Justin Hale: wants to be off for the holidays. So, everyone's trying to stuff a month's worth of work into like a week and a

Walden Briarhelm: It's so

Justin Hale: half.

Walden Briarhelm: accurate.

Justin Hale: What the hell was I gonna do to Denlin? I totally forgot.

Ali Leonard: something. I hope

Christopher Hooper: Wait. So, we're not going to

Tyram: It seems like

Justin Hale: Now, you can do what you

Christopher Hooper: target Denlin. We're going to target Ellswith.

Tyram: the obvious thing to do to me.

Justin Hale: want. I'm report

Christopher Hooper: Now,

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Justin Hale: I am going after someone whose name starts with a D

Christopher Hooper: I'm

Justin Hale: and ends in inland.

Ali Leonard: I mean, someone's going to win this

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Out out of session question. I'm trying to like I don't know the bounds of how I'm going to be able to make it look like Elizabeth

Ali Leonard: thing. I mean,

Christopher Hooper: cheated while trying to win this race. And I don't

Ali Leonard: focus on one or the other. Deep down. Do you want

Ellis Taylor: That's why I tried to do

Christopher Hooper: know what my goal is.

Ali Leonard: to

Ellis Taylor: it beforehand.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. But like uh every like if I just like leave the race to I guess I could leave the race and just

Ali Leonard: win? I mean, other people have stuff

Christopher Hooper: plant financial documents in her

Ali Leonard: going on. Or you could call your

Christopher Hooper: garage,

Tyram: I feel like I feel like Denlin

Ali Leonard: team.

Christopher Hooper: but that would cost me a

Tyram: is like convinced that I've already

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Christopher Hooper: move.

Tyram: scandalized Elizabeth enough with like the with the pineapple. pizza and the

Ali Leonard: Yeah, maybe you

Tyram: hookers. Undeniably, the illegal drugs thing didn't work because you never like said on a recording that you wanted the illegal drugs,

Luke Neverisky: It was the foolproof plan. I

Ali Leonard: have. But do you have the technology to like splice it together to be like I want the

Christopher Hooper: Okay. And to clarify, there

Ali Leonard: drugs. I'm We're going to do

Christopher Hooper: there's more than one lap. You said there was going to be like five laps. Three. Okay. Okay. Gotcha.

Tyram: but

Luke Neverisky: thought

Justin Hale: I'm

Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Okay. I'm

Justin Hale: ready. My body is ready.

Ali Leonard: three. Okay. Denlin's

Ellis Taylor: standing. I'm ready. I'm

Christopher Hooper: ready. I

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: first. I love a

Christopher Hooper: have a plan

Ali Leonard: plan. I love how Elsa's plan is just to drive.

Tyram: Um, honestly, Elizabeth

Ali Leonard: She doesn't know anything else is going on. She's like, "What's going

Ellis Taylor: ready.

Christopher Hooper: now. Good luck with that.

Tyram: is the only one who doesn't have to like be burdened by the

Ali Leonard: on?" I know.

Tyram: conspiracy. Really, Elizabeth should apologize to the rest

Ali Leonard: It's really

Tyram: of us.

Justin Hale: Oh

Ali Leonard: great. She has to do an apology tour anyway. Might

Tyram: Okay, time to get

Justin Hale: s***. What were the

Ali Leonard: as well just add it in there.

Tyram: some goofy s*** started. Okay,

Ali Leonard: Whatever you want,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: so Okay, so for my

Luke Neverisky: whatever you want. f***

Justin Hale: rules? Okay. All

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: first action, um, Denlin is

Walden Briarhelm: Okay.

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: going to uh activate one of his

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Tyram: schemes that he set up uh in the night last night. He's going to reach over to grab a sign that says

Ali Leonard: Justin.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: shortcut for Ellit and plant it on the side of

Ali Leonard: Right.

Tyram: the road with an arrow pointing over towards a wall where earlier he had painted a tunnel

Ellis Taylor: like I am infuriated.

Tyram: facimile um over here. Does this dude do the splash thing? Um no. Okay, so this Yes, we're doing WY coyote

Ali Leonard: Perfect. Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: some wy coyote

Tyram: s***. I actually explicitly asked Ally if I could do WY coyote

Ali Leonard: exactly. You get it.

Tyram: s***. Um, so here's the wy coyote s***.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Honestly, I'm

Justin Hale: My god, he's a

Ali Leonard: just down. You know what I mean?

Ellis Taylor: s***. I need some more anvils in your plans,

Tyram: Um, I'll try to work on that, but for now we're doing a painted

Justin Hale: genius. Where are the animals?

Ellis Taylor: Taylor.

Tyram: tunnel. Um, I'm trying to do like the splash thing over here, but I want

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: to say that I planted the uh painted the uh the wall over here

Ali Leonard: like

Tyram: like on whatever. Yeah, right there. And so like Yeah, the sign says uh shortcut for Ellsworth only.

Ali Leonard: here.

Tyram: And um the um the tunnel has

Ali Leonard: Great.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, nice.

Tyram: uh just Ellmith like written over the

Ellis Taylor: Something about

Tyram: lid of the tunnel. Okay, cool.

Justin Hale: for LSP size

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Tyram: So the rest of us can just race now. Ellith is clearly about to

Ellis Taylor: around him

Tyram: die. So um yeah.

Justin Hale: only.

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Tyram: Anyway, um yeah, and then I'm going to be get back doomed. Elizabeth doomed. and

Ellis Taylor: Fly

Tyram: uh move forward two

Ali Leonard: Obviously

Tyram: spaces. I had guess I had to like get the engine going again after I put the sign

Ellis Taylor: away.

Tyram: in. I don't I don't love that. I just saw you draw an arrow from your car to my

Ellis Taylor: my

Tyram: car.

Justin Hale: All of us

Ellis Taylor: sword. He is in the visible zone. Just

Justin Hale: are all of us are within 60 feet of Denland. Just saying. Just saying.

Ali Leonard: Just saying.

Ellis Taylor: FYI. Yeah, but Vinland's in the We're not in the cheating

Tyram: That's true. Like they would see you guys uh messing with

Justin Hale: But we are. But we

Ellis Taylor: zone is what I meant.

Luke Neverisky: Someone

Justin Hale: are. They'll see someone messing with

Ellis Taylor: Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: That's

Justin Hale: you. They'll see poor

Ellis Taylor: actually I need a measure

Justin Hale: unfortunate things happening to Dland's car, but whoever is the

Tyram: me. Okay. I thought we had some like anti-ell solidarity coming in

Christopher Hooper: I thought it was

Tyram: tonight. Clearly I was

Luke Neverisky: right.

Justin Hale: culprit. No, it's anti This is

Ali Leonard: Everybody wants to win.

Ellis Taylor: measure.

Tyram: clearly clearly the camaraderie that I thought we had is

Justin Hale: This is such a game of munchkin and you know

Tyram: not panning out

Justin Hale: it. This is a game of munchkin in race

Tyram: here. f***. I hate

Walden Briarhelm: It's

Justin Hale: form. Basically,

Ali Leonard: I've never played

Walden Briarhelm: good stuff.

Justin Hale: everyone is friends with each other until you get to level nine and then everyone just

Tyram: Munchkin. Yeah, that's why I f****** hate

Justin Hale: beats the s*** out of the person at level 9 so that they don't win at level

Ali Leonard: that. Okay, great. At least it's

Ellis Taylor: I Yeah,

Tyram: Munchkin.

Justin Hale: 10.

Ali Leonard: not a line game like Secret Hitler, which I do suck at, or

Ellis Taylor: Munchkin. Taylor hates

Tyram: Munchkin is just luck and it punishes you

Ali Leonard: Werewolf.

Ellis Taylor: Munchkin.

Tyram: for doing

Ellis Taylor: Oh, it's so much fun. It's

Justin Hale: I love Munchkin's one of those games you very much have to play with people that aren't highly competitive because I've had friends literally walk out

Ellis Taylor: chaos.

Walden Briarhelm: Oh

Justin Hale: of my house over games of Munchkin

Ali Leonard: That's funny.

Tyram: it. Yes, I

Walden Briarhelm: yeah, it can be taken very

Justin Hale: before.

Ali Leonard: I'll have to remember

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, those are the best. Taylor

Christopher Hooper: Is it Taylor? Taylor hates Munchkin,

Tyram: hate my

Ellis Taylor: had punch skin.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Who's next?

Ali Leonard: that it's Sarah's turn.

Walden Briarhelm: seriously. Stir. Hey

Ali Leonard: You forgot how you were very far in

Ellis Taylor: All right, I am going to use my first

Luke Neverisky: Damn.

Ali Leonard: front.

Ellis Taylor: action and I'm going use one of my channel divinities to

Christopher Hooper: right?

Ellis Taylor: do AB foes. So, three people within 60 ft of me, which I just

Justin Hale: Serge Dinland is

Ellis Taylor: checked. Yeah, I'm going to

Justin Hale: less than 60 ft from me. Just

Ellis Taylor: do I I know that's why that's what

Justin Hale: saying.

Ellis Taylor: I was debating. Who's Scotty Mac and Berstop again? I was definely going to do

Tyram: Oh

Justin Hale: Uh, hold on. First of all, burst stop is me and I'm on your

Ellis Taylor: Ellswith.

Tyram: yeah, but you hate

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but I I you I might lose a job if you Okay, so I'm going to

Tyram: him. There are so many people who logically you would

Walden Briarhelm: Well,

Justin Hale: team, but

Ellis Taylor: do uh Denlin

Tyram: target instead of me.

Walden Briarhelm: now most Scotty Mac isn't worth any of your

Justin Hale: I I thought we were a

Walden Briarhelm: time.

Ali Leonard: Technically, you're being paid by the same person. Your

Ellis Taylor: Ell. Yes, but I might get

Justin Hale: team. I thought we were

Ali Leonard: colleagues, your workplace

Ellis Taylor: bumped if he I need to I need to

Justin Hale: calling I thought we were workplace

Ali Leonard: proximity associates at

Ellis Taylor: win. Actually, no. You're

Justin Hale: proximity associates.

Ellis Taylor: already you're already bumped down to one action per turn,

Tyram: He's

Ali Leonard: best.

Ellis Taylor: aren't you? Because you're you're already frightened, aren't

Tyram: slowed by uh

Justin Hale: Sounds Oh,

Ellis Taylor: you? Oh, slowed. Okay. So, no, I don't want to do that cuz it'll

Tyram: by I mean both can be

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: true at the same time. It's not either

Justin Hale: I kind of figured you guys

Tyram: or.

Justin Hale: would come after me since like my character is like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Justin Hale: the, you know, the golden boy of the race or

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So, I mean, how would it work if he if he becomes frightened? Would he not be able to take actions at all or he still could only do one

Tyram: um he would not be able to move closer to the source of his fear and um he would have disadvantage on attack roles and that completely stacks with the effects of slow. They can both totally be

Justin Hale: whatever.

Ellis Taylor: action?

Tyram: active at the same

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah, I'm

Tyram: time.

Ellis Taylor: gonna do L's first. Denlin in

Tyram: Oh, how many people can you hear

Ellis Taylor: vers. You guys need to do a wisdom

Tyram: that?

Justin Hale: Damn. Oh, dice.

Ellis Taylor: save.

Justin Hale: Uh, where are my dice? What did I do with my dice? Oh, here it

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I don't know.

Tyram: Damn. Ho

Justin Hale: is. Nope, that's not them. What else? Is there a d20 on that?

Tyram: ho.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Oh,

Ali Leonard: I got a

Ellis Taylor: Okay, you save.

Tyram: I got an

Justin Hale: what was it? Wisdom

Ali Leonard: 19. Yeah. What's

Ellis Taylor: That sucks. Damn it. Wait, wait, wait. Let me double check. I wrote down

Justin Hale: save. I got a 16.

Ali Leonard: the

Ellis Taylor: 15. That

Ali Leonard: same?

Ellis Taylor: is Why can't I find it? That's cuz I'm reading the wrong thing. Use my channel divinity. That's a

Tyram: 18. They also

Justin Hale: Sounds like

Ellis Taylor: DC of 15. Did you all save? Damn

Justin Hale: it.

Ellis Taylor: it. All

Tyram: So you were like showing us like something we're afraid

Ellis Taylor: right, I'll just move one one

Tyram: of,

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: distance. Yeah. Yeah. and

Tyram: right? Was briefly like oh god those child labor

Ali Leonard: It's this turtle in my

Tyram: laws.

Ali Leonard: car. Freaking Scrooge

Tyram: Oh, I'm

Ali Leonard: in the

Tyram: awful.

Ellis Taylor: apparate doing it by pictures because I don't actually know which one's the D8. That one.

Ali Leonard: car.

Ellis Taylor: It's a D8, right? For movement.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Cool. Seven.

Ali Leonard: Oh, nice.

Ellis Taylor: Ah, I need my

Ali Leonard: Okay, I'll

Ellis Taylor: pen. Someone else can go while I'm

Justin Hale: Go elsewhere. Cool.

Ali Leonard: go. I'm just gonna move. I'm sorry. It's taking

Ellis Taylor: moving. Oops. No, I want to select,

Ali Leonard: forever. That's not

Ellis Taylor: right?

Ali Leonard: moving.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Uh, Scotty Max's

Ellis Taylor: Ladies and

Walden Briarhelm: I guess I'm just going to go for the race.

Justin Hale: Who is Scotty?

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, we're going to just double zoom zoom. See what we get. Oh, damn. It was

Justin Hale: M

Ali Leonard: turn. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. That's a good one to add to the

Ellis Taylor: gentlemen,

Walden Briarhelm: almost good.

Ali Leonard: list.

Tyram: Was that song from like did Xenon of the

Walden Briarhelm: Nine.

Tyram: 21st of the 21st century or something like

Justin Hale: You better believe it

Ali Leonard: Xenon girl 21st century.

Ellis Taylor: No. Yeah. Dina girl the 20

Tyram: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Justin Hale: was my heart go boom boom. My

Ellis Taylor: person make my heart go boom

Justin Hale: supernova girl. We

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: boom girl he

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: watched that with Olly the other day. He got halfway through it and started walking away. We're like,

Ellis Taylor: was

Justin Hale: "Buddy, where are you going?" He's like, "Ah, this boy this movie is boring." like,

Ellis Taylor: hot like wait

Tyram: The movie must have been

Justin Hale: "No, no." Yeah. Uh, still in

Ali Leonard: Classic.

Ellis Taylor: what year was this supposed to

Tyram: made like was that movie made like in the 90s or like the early

Justin Hale: the future, I

Tyram: 2000s? Chapers

Justin Hale: think. Uh, 99, I

Ali Leonard: I would say

Ellis Taylor: be I think 90s

Tyram: Creepers.

Justin Hale: believe. Uh, it takes place in 2049.

Ali Leonard: 90s. Okay. So, we still got time. Yeah, we got some

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Ellis Taylor: Okay, we got a little

Walden Briarhelm: What? What movie was

Justin Hale: And it, yeah, it came out in

Ellis Taylor: time.

Tyram: It was a

Justin Hale: 99. Xenon. It's a

Ellis Taylor: Zenob girl of the 21st century,

Tyram: Disney Channel original

Justin Hale: decom, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I made

Ali Leonard: time.

Ellis Taylor: 24th century. Yeah, she lived on

Justin Hale: three of them.

Ellis Taylor: the moon base and she had to come hang out. Why did she go to

Tyram: movie. She got in trouble for

Justin Hale: Oh. Uh cuz she got

Ali Leonard: because she she's in a trash

Ellis Taylor: Earth?

Tyram: something.

Walden Briarhelm: this? Why did she come to

Ali Leonard: compactor. She was

Walden Briarhelm: America?

Justin Hale: grounded cuz she was

Ali Leonard: making she's living with her

Justin Hale: Well, you know, listen, all good

Ali Leonard: aunt who lives on Earth who is scared of

Justin Hale: points. There was no one else on the on the uh moon thing, the spaceship thing

Ali Leonard: space.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm

Justin Hale: that spoke any other language but English,

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: Maybe they had universal translators or something in the

Walden Briarhelm: saying

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Columbus uh Babel first kind of

Justin Hale: right?

Ali Leonard: absolutely. I mean, there weren't any aliens on the space

Walden Briarhelm: thing.

Justin Hale: Planet.

Ali Leonard: station. It's all America all the

Ellis Taylor: You want some apple? Pizza's

Justin Hale: Um, okay. So, I'm slow. Do I do my save for that at the end

Ellis Taylor: coming, bud. Do you want to wait?

Tyram: future. Yeah.

Justin Hale: of my turn? Is that what it was? Okay.

Ali Leonard: time.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Is it my

Tyram: for his

Justin Hale: Um, it was

Ellis Taylor: to say for my thingy or something else? Oh, no. You're slow.

Tyram: slowness. Oh, he wasn't

Justin Hale: Toeer, the gift that keeps on giving.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: saying he's slow as in like he's a dimwit. He was saying he's slow as in he's affected by the spell

Luke Neverisky: both can be true.

Justin Hale: Um,

Ali Leonard: It could be

Walden Briarhelm: My turn is complete, by the

Justin Hale: yeah, both both things. Yeah. Um, so Oh, sorry. I thought you were already done. My

Tyram: slow.

Walden Briarhelm: No, you're good. I just wanted to say go for it. I want to hear your

Justin Hale: bad.

Ali Leonard: both.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Um, are we are we doing action bonus action for one thing or just like one spell kind of

Ali Leonard: It's a great

Walden Briarhelm: antics.

Ali Leonard: question. I think we were doing I don't know. I don't think we've come across multiple

Justin Hale: situation? Okay. Um, can I did I

Ali Leonard: spells

Justin Hale: miss these steps?

Ali Leonard: yet.

Walden Briarhelm: It can't take your car

Justin Hale: Cool. I missed some stuff over

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we had a teleport. I don't see why we can't miss you

Ellis Taylor: God damn it. We could have missed these

Walden Briarhelm: though. No,

Ali Leonard: step. I mean,

Ellis Taylor: stuff. Wait, can you miss the stuff with your vehicle

Walden Briarhelm: unless you stay.

Justin Hale: here. Oh, can we

Ali Leonard: you are your vehicle, are you

Tyram: I was able to do I was able to do a teleport last

Walden Briarhelm: Oh.

Ali Leonard: not? Because you

Tyram: session, but I don't think Justin should be allowed to

Ali Leonard: teleported. Yeah. So that's why we were

Ellis Taylor: though? Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: Well, s***. I was looking at Misti

Justin Hale: not

Ali Leonard: like new session, new

Tyram: now.

Walden Briarhelm: step and the rule said you can't take your vehicle and I was like, "Well, that sucks.

Ali Leonard: rules.

Walden Briarhelm: I forgot we went full cars version." That's all right.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, you're like you're it's like

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mac has bad

Ali Leonard: full cars but like you are your car at this

Ellis Taylor: Wait, didn't we all get misty stuff? Oh,

Tyram: I don't need I can do

Ellis Taylor: no. Doesn't matter. Never

Tyram: my thing multiple times. So, I do still have a pretty distinct advantage

Walden Briarhelm: memory.

Justin Hale: That's why I was asking if I could do two things like an action bonus action

Ellis Taylor: mind.

Tyram: here. But

Justin Hale: situation.

Ali Leonard: point.

Ellis Taylor: Well, you get two actions. I guess we could just count a bonus

Tyram: he's slow.

Justin Hale: I don't because I'm

Ellis Taylor: action and an action.

Justin Hale: slowed. Um, just as a future asking for a friend, how heavy are our cars?

Ali Leonard: about 2,000

Tyram: Well, but

Justin Hale: Damn. Okay, so not 500

Ellis Taylor: Oh.

Tyram: Justin's is probably heavier than that though,

Justin Hale: lb. Don't you

Tyram: right?

Justin Hale: dare. Don't you

Ellis Taylor: Justin, did you mean to

Justin Hale: dare.

Ali Leonard: pounds.

Ellis Taylor: teleport outside the cheat gun?

Justin Hale: Yeah. Well, that's a good point. I guess I could

Tyram: Does uh did Burst Dav get just get busted for

Justin Hale: teleport

Tyram: cheating?

Walden Briarhelm: He took he didn't take his

Ali Leonard: I don't know. I don't When I look now, he's not in

Walden Briarhelm: hand off the page. He can still go

Justin Hale: here. And that's 60 ft here.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: back.

Justin Hale: It's not the end of my turn, Taylor.

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Um, no, that's good. Yeah, I'm going to go right there. That's perfect.

Ali Leonard: the Y are going to let

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh, what did I have to do? Uh, what kind of say was

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: uh wisdom. I want to

Justin Hale: it? No. Oh, no. I just threw my D20 off the table and I don't know where it went. Oh, it's on the edge. Oh my god, I did it

Tyram: say

Justin Hale: again. We're just going to look at the number from here. Oh, that's a 16 on die. What did I have to be? Tougher,

Ellis Taylor: I

Justin Hale: you're muted.

Ali Leonard: He's is

Ellis Taylor: mean right

Walden Briarhelm: Well, kind

Ellis Taylor: now my

Tyram: What's your W

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Walden Briarhelm: of. There we go.

Justin Hale: 17. Uh, wisdom. That's

Ellis Taylor: god

Justin Hale: an 18, baby. Let's go.

Ali Leonard: he? It

Ellis Taylor: please.

Tyram: save? Your wisdom save is a plus eight.

Justin Hale: Finally not slowed.

Ali Leonard: is here. Here here.

Christopher Hooper: 17. No,

Tyram: Oh,

Luke Neverisky: empty.

Justin Hale: Huh. Plus two. I got a

Christopher Hooper: it's plus one. Two.

Justin Hale: 16. All right, that's it for

Tyram: okay. I was I was going to be genuinely shocked if Brew was a

Justin Hale: me.

Ali Leonard: Did we

Tyram: wise

Ellis Taylor: He saved against my wisdom as

Justin Hale: Brew is a very wise person.

Ali Leonard: miss Scotty Mac? Were you

Justin Hale: First step has

Ali Leonard: done? Were you Scotty Mac? Were you done with

Ellis Taylor: well.

Christopher Hooper: Scotty

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I've gone and so his first

Ali Leonard: your turn? Okay. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Mac. Scotty

Tyram: person.

Ali Leonard: I just want to make sure cuz I didn't ask if you were done. I just wanted to make sure we didn't miss

Walden Briarhelm: step. I mean, if I can finish my turn

Justin Hale: been

Walden Briarhelm: with the misty step, I would do

Ali Leonard: you. Have you already done

Luke Neverisky: All

Walden Briarhelm: that. I

Ali Leonard: two

Christopher Hooper: Mac

Walden Briarhelm: have I too like to live

Ali Leonard: action? Okay,

Tyram: You know, it makes sense that Scotty Mack would not be adept at cheating, being being

Walden Briarhelm: dangerously. Yes. Yes. But

Ali Leonard: Ly. Yeah. He's like, "Ah, dang

Tyram: an honest

Walden Briarhelm: how's everybody getting so far ahead? This is

Ali Leonard: it. Like some people I feel like have been waiting their

Tyram: sort.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Walden Briarhelm: wild.

Ali Leonard: entire lives to be able to like cheat and then

Christopher Hooper: Oh,

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty

Ali Leonard: like some of us are like wait I don't get

Christopher Hooper: cool. Oh, that's

Walden Briarhelm: Mac literally is waited his whole life. I'm about to take over

Justin Hale: You guys are cheating.

Luke Neverisky: Well, I guess I'll move again. I'm one way from the

Walden Briarhelm: the company from Papy.

Luke Neverisky: cheating zone. All right.

Ali Leonard: it. Hell yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Three. Uh, that's it. Fancy. He just moved quite a bit.

Justin Hale: Yep.

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, I

Justin Hale: Me

Ali Leonard: god. It all comes back.

Christopher Hooper: forgot.

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Justin Hale: too.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Like, why is Luke talking like an idiot? Oh yeah,

Luke Neverisky: yeah, that's it. I moved 11

Justin Hale: Yep.

Christopher Hooper: right.

Ali Leonard: A It's a good turn. Zer's turn.

Christopher Hooper: Um, we don't have to do it on this round. Um, but to enable more shenanigans,

Luke Neverisky: spaces.

Christopher Hooper: can we return to normal action economy? Um,

Justin Hale: Just because

Christopher Hooper: but just keep the movement with the D8

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Justin Hale: you're asking. No, because I don't like what I don't

Ellis Taylor: But I'll keep I'll keep

Justin Hale: like I don't like your

Ali Leonard: What does that

Ellis Taylor: two. So wait, how would that work?

Christopher Hooper: thing.

Ellis Taylor: We

Christopher Hooper: It means that you can have a bonus action separate from your

Justin Hale: intentions.

Ali Leonard: mean? So it would because normal action is movement action

Luke Neverisky: god.

Ali Leonard: bonus action. This would just be action bonus

Christopher Hooper: action, right? So it'

Ali Leonard: action and then you can do

Christopher Hooper: be you 1d8 for move. You can choose use your

Tyram: Like if

Ali Leonard: another movement or do something else and a bonus.

Christopher Hooper: action for

Tyram: we were using the normal action economy, you can always uh sacrifice your

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: action to dash. So like we can still do the it's fundamentally not that different than what we would normally be doing. The only real difference is how we're

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Exactly.

Tyram: moving.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. It's fine me. Whatever's easier.

Christopher Hooper: Yep. Yeah. And I think we should do it this round because you know who has great bonus second but or bonus

Ali Leonard: No. Hey, Papa.

Christopher Hooper: actions?

Luke Neverisky: Oh, Habito for

Justin Hale: Oh, I don't I don't like that spreading.

Ali Leonard: No.

Ellis Taylor: No, cuz that's not

Christopher Hooper: Zukor. Um cuz I'm about to pop out two weapon

Justin Hale: I'm not a fan of that

Christopher Hooper: fighters.

Tyram: H I I I don't

Ellis Taylor: fair.

Tyram: care for of this.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I know. That's why I did

Christopher Hooper: All

Ali Leonard: it. I'm in charge. That's why I did

Christopher Hooper: right, I'm

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: done. I moved five

Justin Hale: spreading.

Ali Leonard: Proud of you. Okay, so now we got to fight off between Serge and Scotty

Christopher Hooper: spaces.

Justin Hale: I'm

Walden Briarhelm: Let's do

Justin Hale: waiting. I I really need buddy Mac to get

Ellis Taylor: Yay. Oh yeah. What did we roll again?

Ali Leonard: Mac. Mhm.

Ellis Taylor: D20. It's just a straight D20.

Walden Briarhelm: it. Oh

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Roll.

Christopher Hooper: It is. It is going to pop off as soon as I get in that

Justin Hale: ahead. We are

Ellis Taylor: Roll. I got

Christopher Hooper: red zone and probably two to three

Tyram: Watch you roll.

Walden Briarhelm: s***. UN. Yeah. You and

Justin Hale: all

Ali Leonard: And we believe in

Ellis Taylor: I got the

Christopher Hooper: turns.

Tyram: Watch you roll snake eyes on the next

Ali Leonard: you. Deadlin's

Christopher Hooper: I

Ali Leonard: already behind Zuger when you get into the red

Ellis Taylor: TN.

Christopher Hooper: might I

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. No, you went I I got

Ellis Taylor: Scotty, I got a 10.

Walden Briarhelm: a I saw it on It's like I saw

Ali Leonard: zone. Okay, perfect.

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: turn.

Walden Briarhelm: it on D and Beyond. I was like, "Oh, yeah." Saw

Ali Leonard: Okay, new round, new action. Economy.

Tyram: Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: Beyblades.

Justin Hale: around. Hit us.

Ali Leonard: Den's

Christopher Hooper: might

Tyram: Um, let's

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, by the way, I just found this little trigger in the

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: measure tool where if you turn on always measure token, uh,

Tyram: see.

Christopher Hooper: token movement, uh, it'll help you

Ellis Taylor: That's

Christopher Hooper: measure how far you're going as you're doing

Tyram: Okay, I got a total of eight.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, that is fun. Like

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: Um, all

Justin Hale: Where'd you do

Ellis Taylor: fine.

Christopher Hooper: In measure, uh there's an option to measure token

Luke Neverisky: that.

Tyram: right. Okay. Um, I just double moved. I I only got

Justin Hale: that?

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Ellis Taylor: What happened? What

Ali Leonard: Verstock's

Christopher Hooper: movement.

Justin Hale: Oh s***. Right. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: happened?

Christopher Hooper: What happened? What

Justin Hale: Okay. So, um All

Ellis Taylor: You can hear him. Oh, wow.

Justin Hale: right. Let's

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: happened? My My parent ears perked

Tyram: eight.

Christopher Hooper: up because I hear that roughly 20 times a

Justin Hale: see. So, Denlin is still within Um, I don't know. I'm I'm way up here now. Maybe I'm not going to mess with

Ali Leonard: Not

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: day.

Justin Hale: them if I Hold

Ali Leonard: yet.

Justin Hale: on. He can get away from me pretty quickly though. Okay. So, if we are our cars and our cars are made of

Ali Leonard: Mhm. I don't

Christopher Hooper: You are your car. Uh-huh. Heat

Justin Hale: metal and I and I hate

Christopher Hooper: metal.

Justin Hale: metal, Dan can't get away from his car.

Ali Leonard: know. It's

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: I don't know.

Ellis Taylor: You can melt the wheels. Maybe we could flavor it that

Justin Hale: Right. To that end, El Smith couldn't either.

Ellis Taylor: way. And its movement gets like half. Remember, we can't We're not trying to kill each

Walden Briarhelm: Oh.

Ali Leonard: Kill

Ellis Taylor: other. We're trying to frame Elizabeth, not kill

Christopher Hooper: I guess if

Luke Neverisky: Is he the

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, really?

Christopher Hooper: we all if Elizabeth is the only one that

Luke Neverisky: only looks

Ali Leonard: Smith. Technically, I win. It

Christopher Hooper: survives the race, it'll probably look pretty shady.

Luke Neverisky: suspicious?

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: would look really suspicious if I'm the only one that survives. For

Ellis Taylor: Elizabeth. I mean, I

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: sure.

Ellis Taylor: also There is an open investigation on if she

Ali Leonard: I mean, there's a lot of, you know, pots in the

Ellis Taylor: uh tried to

Ali Leonard: fire. What sticks is the thing. You know, we've got a lot of video of me

Justin Hale: So, are we are we trying

Ali Leonard: with some

Ellis Taylor: sabotage.

Justin Hale: to reduce Smith's hit points to zero or are we just trying

Ali Leonard: hookers. If

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, you're already under investigation for

Justin Hale: to like

Ali Leonard: I So, there is a pit. So,

Ellis Taylor: cheating.

Ali Leonard: where we started, and you can get fixed up at your pit, but it does take as many rounds as you want. So, like if I get reduced to zero, if I get reduced to zero, then I'm out. But if I get low, then I would go to my

Justin Hale: Um, and

Ali Leonard: pit if I pass it. And you know, that's the

Justin Hale: what happens if I knock you off the track?

Ali Leonard: pit. I don't know, man. I started taking a nap. I don't

Justin Hale: Um, okay. I'm just going to roll. I never found my dice. Wait, wait. There they

Walden Briarhelm: The vertical dice are a hot tomato. Oh

Justin Hale: are. Yay. Okay. I'm just going to roll

Ali Leonard: know. If I get knocked off track, I would need to be

Walden Briarhelm: yeah.

Justin Hale: 2d8.

Ali Leonard: put back on track. So, I'd probably Skip, miss a

Justin Hale: That'll work. I'm going to move I'm

Ali Leonard: turn while I'm getting put back on the

Justin Hale: just going to move nine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nineish. Let's go with that. That diagonal section's

Christopher Hooper: 9

Justin Hale: weird.

Ali Leonard: track. How's

Ellis Taylor: Thank

Justin Hale: Good.

Ali Leonard: that?

Ellis Taylor: you.

Ali Leonard: Colton Hera. That's another

Christopher Hooper: in.

Justin Hale: What you going to do? El

Christopher Hooper: What you going to do with all that ass? All that ass inside them

Ali Leonard: driver. I didn't

Ellis Taylor: Please

Tyram: We all need to do

Justin Hale: Smith. I kind of

Ali Leonard: like

Tyram: a hard reset on our banter.

Justin Hale: like that.

Ali Leonard: that.

Justin Hale: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? How you moving so

Christopher Hooper: jeans. Whoa. A

Ali Leonard: I rolled a 15 and I was over

Christopher Hooper: wheeler.

Justin Hale: far? Sounds

Ali Leonard: here.

Tyram: Well, it's all going to be okay because she's

Justin Hale: like some cheating to

Ali Leonard: One, two, three, four,

Tyram: about to fall for the

Ali Leonard: five. I'm I am going to do a perception

Tyram: trap. I was actually gonna ask, can I roll persuasion to see

Justin Hale: me. Oh my god. employees in that

Ali Leonard: roll.

Tyram: if I could like if my slide was convincing

Justin Hale: one.

Ali Leonard: I don't think

Tyram: enough?

Justin Hale: Maybe what about performance to see how well crafted his his schemes are? Maybe it's a varying

Ali Leonard: so. It depends on how wellcrafted this

Tyram: Oh, maybe it could be a dissect

Ali Leonard: game is. Did you hire an art department to make this?

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: check. Oh, it's

Ali Leonard: Is it an LED screen? What are we

Tyram: like it's basically it it's just like a wy coyote style like paint on uh

Justin Hale: No, no,

Ali Leonard: doing? It's a piece of cardboard.

Justin Hale: no, no. He's being he's being far too modest. It's

Ali Leonard: And it's peeling at the

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: clearly one of those non-glasses necessary stereoscopic screens, super highresolution, indecipherable from reality.

Ali Leonard: corner. I was at Dollywood yesterday and you could look into one of these mirrors and there just a bunch of lights going all the way down. How they do it?

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Uh, it's pretty easy, but they are cool

Ali Leonard: Science. I don't know. It was pretty magical. Hollywood's the most magical place on earth. Especially when there's no one else there and you get front row of the ride every

Ellis Taylor: Oh, that sounds nice. That

Ali Leonard: time. Zero minute

Ellis Taylor: sounds way better than

Justin Hale: nonetheless.

Ali Leonard: wait. It was 10%

Ellis Taylor: Disney. Wow. Is it just cuz it's

Ali Leonard: full. Um yeah, and it was a Thursday.

Ellis Taylor: winter? Yeah, that

Ali Leonard: We have season passes.

Ellis Taylor: helps.

Ali Leonard: So, we wanted to see the Christmas

Justin Hale: the twinkle

Ali Leonard: lights. The Christmas

Tyram: I've been looking to get out at the

Justin Hale: lights.

Ellis Taylor: Cool.

Tyram: zoo illumination at Nashville

Ali Leonard: lights

Tyram: Zoo.

Ali Leonard: zoom. Uh, that they should

Walden Briarhelm: Zillumination. Oh, that's so

Justin Hale: That is illumination.

Ali Leonard: zumination. Yeah, that's a terrible word.

Tyram: I will not have

Walden Briarhelm: fun.

Ali Leonard: Zumination.

Ellis Taylor: Question.

Tyram: any of you slander the fine people at Nashville

Ali Leonard: It's

Ellis Taylor: Nobody

Ali Leonard: just you need to make it more easier to say. More easier to

Tyram: Zoo. It's like illumination but with zoo. It's it's pretty

Justin Hale: Say, say.

Ali Leonard: say. And I'm going to stand by

Walden Briarhelm: This is illumination.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Zoo

Ali Leonard: that. Zumination.

Christopher Hooper: Wow.

Tyram: straightforward. You want the lumen because that's the part that means light.

Justin Hale: lumination.

Tyram: Zumination sounds like it's a

Justin Hale: Zillumination. Yeah. No.

Ali Leonard: Zumin. Zumination. I'm

Ellis Taylor: else.

Walden Briarhelm: Hey.

Justin Hale: Zillumination. You reminded me of that new girl

Ali Leonard: right. Mine sounds better.

Justin Hale: skit. Say Batman. So or say bat. Say mobile.

Christopher Hooper: Wow.

Justin Hale: Say Batmobile. Batman mobile. No.

Ali Leonard: H

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: mobile. It is Serge's

Tyram: race.

Ellis Taylor: Yay! All

Ali Leonard: turn. I got to change the subject otherwise they're going to yell at me for

Ellis Taylor: right, third

Justin Hale: Zoo

Ali Leonard: zumination.

Tyram: I'm feeling less guilty all the time

Ali Leonard: Zumination.

Ellis Taylor: Okay, I double check. I

Tyram: about us trying to kill

Justin Hale: illumination.

Ellis Taylor: forgot. There it is. Okay, cool. So, I am going

Tyram: Elizabeth.

Ali Leonard: Well,

Ellis Taylor: to cast magic weapon um and touch my car. Touch myself, I

Ali Leonard: damn.

Ellis Taylor: guess, as a bonus action. So now the the truck is

Ali Leonard: Sorry.

Ellis Taylor: a magic weapon.

Walden Briarhelm: What kind

Ellis Taylor: And then I'm just gonna do two

Walden Briarhelm: of

Ali Leonard: I don't know what that means, but I like

Ellis Taylor: movements. A magic

Justin Hale: It's a tire

Ali Leonard: it. You're

Ellis Taylor: one. I mean, my plan right now is just to kind of like bonk Elizabeth

Walden Briarhelm: weapon? Is it like

Justin Hale: iron.

Ali Leonard: prepping it. Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: a lot and stuff up my car and make it look like she hit

Walden Briarhelm: a It's like a car ram rod.

Ellis Taylor: me.

Luke Neverisky: a ram

Walden Briarhelm: Car ramrod.

Ali Leonard: sure. I mean, you're allowed to hit each

Ellis Taylor: Eight. Okay.

Tyram: I bet it looks cool as

Ali Leonard: other.

Ellis Taylor: Well, I'm Yeah, it's okay to hit each other, but I wanted to I was thinking like maybe I can make it look like you ram

Luke Neverisky: rat.

Ali Leonard: that

Ellis Taylor: me off the road or hurt me.

Tyram: hell.

Ali Leonard: I'm like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: it. Damn, I'm the

Ellis Taylor: especially after you tried to sabotage my teammate's car. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: worst. Sandra's conniving. I love it. Scotty Max turn. See, that's what I'm

Ellis Taylor: He's got nothing left to lose. He's desperate.

Walden Briarhelm: All right. Now that

Ali Leonard: saying. That's what I'm

Walden Briarhelm: we're far enough into the the no supply zone, I'm going to use my misty step and teleport on over. How far can I go? 30

Ellis Taylor: They

Walden Briarhelm: ft. Well, better do that thing. So

Ali Leonard: saying.

Walden Briarhelm: gonna use my misty step. Gosh dang it. Crush

Christopher Hooper: Gosh dang

Luke Neverisky: The cris

Walden Briarhelm: meter. Just had to come back for the crush meter. But

Luke Neverisky: invaded. I love

Walden Briarhelm: Paul. All right. So that was like one move and now I can roll a

Ellis Taylor: to us. They all

Walden Briarhelm: D8 for my final action. Is

Ellis Taylor: stand

Walden Briarhelm: that accurate?

Ellis Taylor: out. There goes

Christopher Hooper: Oh

Walden Briarhelm: Come on. Big eights. I'll take a six. Six sounds pretty

Ellis Taylor: our way of life. It's not

Luke Neverisky: him.

Walden Briarhelm: good. Zoom.

Ellis Taylor: about keeping those ants in

Christopher Hooper: man. Zoom.

Walden Briarhelm: Zoom. One, two,

Justin Hale: Make my heart go boom boom.

Ellis Taylor: line. Anybody else want to

Christopher Hooper: Zoom.

Walden Briarhelm: three, four. Like

Ali Leonard: Mhm. Now, does everybody else have to roll when they pass

Tyram: It does say

Walden Briarhelm: hereish. Well, I I

Ali Leonard: the sign?

Tyram: Ellsworth only.

Walden Briarhelm: think

Ali Leonard: I know, but Oh, they're gonna be like,

Tyram: I

Walden Briarhelm: I'm

Ali Leonard: "Oh, for Elf." Nah,

Ellis Taylor: stay?

Tyram: guess that's something that only Scotty Mack can answer, I guess.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm gonna read it.

Ali Leonard: bro.

Walden Briarhelm: And oh, now

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Christopher Hooper: Maybe the there's an intelligence

Walden Briarhelm: if I if I'm reading that sign right, it doesn't say Scotty Mac. It says Smith. I better be a polite racer and

Ali Leonard: I'm better leave that one

Walden Briarhelm: just drive right on by. He

Ali Leonard: alone. That's none of my

Christopher Hooper: DC.

Tyram: Whoa. You just cheated. Some honest racer. That's

Walden Briarhelm: does. He like He kind of like forces

Ali Leonard: business.

Tyram: b*******.

Walden Briarhelm: him. Whoa. Oh, whoa. I

Ellis Taylor: I'm honest. racist.

Tyram: Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah,

Walden Briarhelm: Everybody Yeah. Uh, I'm now I I got to still try to win. I saw

Tyram: racist. I mean, Scotty Mack, either way, a little piece of you

Walden Briarhelm: everybody else doing

Tyram: is dying today. The honest part of yourself, you're a cheater

Ali Leonard: Yeah, absolutely.

Walden Briarhelm: it. Oh, Scotty Max got to

Justin Hale: Oh, what a cheater. Peter.

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Let's hope your daughter never finds

Walden Briarhelm: win. If I lose this. Oh, you don't want to know what

Ali Leonard: out.

Walden Briarhelm: Papy do. I'll pass my team.

Ali Leonard: Scotty Mac turn

Ellis Taylor: What?

Ali Leonard: southern and I love it because Scotty Mac is from New Zealand.

Tyram: now.

Walden Briarhelm: as southern as it

Ali Leonard: Okay, and now it is Lancy's

Christopher Hooper: Lancy.

Walden Briarhelm: gets. I do realize Antarctica exists. I don't want to live

Ali Leonard: turn. I'm g tell Antarcticans

Walden Briarhelm: there. To all of our listeners in Antarctica, I do want to

Ellis Taylor: Baby

Walden Briarhelm: put out this a message to all of you. Thank you for listening. We have

Ellis Taylor: creep.

Walden Briarhelm: no prejudice here. Our viewership in Antarctica is just going to skyrocket now. Don't forget to hit like and

Ali Leonard: that

Christopher Hooper: See?

Luke Neverisky: Smash that like button.

Walden Briarhelm: subscribe.

Ali Leonard: shout out All right. What we doing,

Ellis Taylor: Get out of here.

Luke Neverisky: All

Ali Leonard: Lansancy?

Luke Neverisky: right. Sorry. Um, I can do s*** now. f*** yeah. Hell

Justin Hale: Hell yeah,

Luke Neverisky: yeah. All

Walden Briarhelm: jail, brother. But we're just going to keep going.

Justin Hale: brother.

Ellis Taylor: second.

Luke Neverisky: right. Uh, all right.

Ellis Taylor: No.

Luke Neverisky: So, did we go to normal action economy? Is that Did I get that right? Are we still in the two?

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, all right. Well, then I am going to miss the step. So, with this two, three, four, assuming I can see the other side of the

Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's it's flat. It's not a bunker or

Luke Neverisky: racetrack. Okay. Missy

Ellis Taylor: What the hell are you doing?

Luke Neverisky: step bonus action action. Um, okay. Um,

Ali Leonard: anything.

Ellis Taylor: I want to

Luke Neverisky: Zach, you're Scotty Mac. Just want to know who I'm doing this to. I'm

Ali Leonard: Yes, he is.

Luke Neverisky: aware that I'm aware that Zach is in the visible zone.

Ali Leonard: Yes. Yes, he

Luke Neverisky: Um, I'm going to,

Walden Briarhelm: No, it's not

Luke Neverisky: um, I'm gonna cast Polymorph on Scotty

Ellis Taylor: switch.

Luke Neverisky: Mac. I'm gonna turn him into a

Walden Briarhelm: me. Awesome.

Ali Leonard: is.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, brother.

Luke Neverisky: sheep. I'm trying to turn him into a

Justin Hale: Turn him into a bicycle.

Ali Leonard: What? What?

Luke Neverisky: sheep. Uh, Scotty Scotty

Walden Briarhelm: Why

Luke Neverisky: Mag make a wisdom

Walden Briarhelm: not? Oh

Luke Neverisky: 17.

Walden Briarhelm: s***. This is

Ellis Taylor: Nice.

Tyram: Damn

Luke Neverisky: Wait a

Walden Briarhelm: 18.

Justin Hale: Oh, I was so excited to be to see a sheep just completely

Ellis Taylor: tell you that I'm

Tyram: it. I

Justin Hale: plastered in sponsorship stickers, though.

Tyram: mean, I feel like we've been robbed of something really

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I feel like I would have

Tyram: fun happening just

Luke Neverisky: minute.

Ali Leonard: to I feel like

Tyram: now.

Luke Neverisky: Sorry.

Ali Leonard: that's going to cause something that I wasn't planning for to

Walden Briarhelm: But like also we are the

Ali Leonard: happen. if something like that

Ellis Taylor: tired. Yeah. Then all of a sudden people were like,

Walden Briarhelm: car. So would it

Ali Leonard: happens. Yeah. Lit. It's

Ellis Taylor: "What the f***?

Walden Briarhelm: be would it be like the van from Dumb and Dumber, but instead of it being a dog, it look like a sheep? Like like what if we're like

Tyram: Oh, no. I think they had the right of it where like

Luke Neverisky: That's pretty

Walden Briarhelm: the

Ali Leonard: like and like is Scotty Mac inside of a

Tyram: Yeah, I was picturing just like Scotty Mack as a sheep trying to drive a car.

Ali Leonard: sheep? I thought the car was now a sheep and Scotty Mac is

Luke Neverisky: good. I don't

Ali Leonard: inside of that sheep.

Tyram: Well, it didn't work anyway. So, I guess it's a good

Luke Neverisky: know. Either way, it's a win-win either way.

Tyram: point. Yeah. I just have

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All right.

Walden Briarhelm: cars?

Tyram: to like it. I don't Another reason I wish it had happened because like

Walden Briarhelm: Holy s***.

Tyram: I'd love to like think of what Ellmith is going through right now. People just like materializing in front of her over and over again. One of them turns into a f****** sheep, you know, like

Ali Leonard: No, she's f****** terrified. She doesn't

Tyram: I threw a turtle at you last time, too, if I

Ali Leonard: know what the f*** is going

Tyram: remember

Luke Neverisky: Um

Justin Hale: Oh Yeah.

Ali Leonard: on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.

Luke Neverisky: All right, cool.

Ali Leonard: She's just out here trying to live her best

Luke Neverisky: Sorry, Dar

Ali Leonard: life and she's now inside somebody's

Tyram: correctly.

Luke Neverisky: Dream. All right. Um, that's it for Lance. That's it for

Ali Leonard: nightmare. Okay, Zugger's

Luke Neverisky: Lancancy.

Christopher Hooper: Great. Um, I'm going to uh make one movement and see how far

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: that goes first. Start me off. Okay, cool. Two. All right. So,

Tyram: I just now noticed all the text being added to

Ali Leonard: Sorry. Stop each other's

Christopher Hooper: um,

Tyram: the the side of

Justin Hale: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: two. All right. So, um, so here's the deal. I

Tyram: the

Christopher Hooper: am going to I really need I just I just want to get in the red.

Justin Hale: gosh.

Ali Leonard: butt.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. I just want to get in the red. I'm going to cast

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: expeditious retreat. And you know what that means, Justin? It means I drop concentration on

Justin Hale: I was already

Christopher Hooper: slow. Oh, great. And I'm gonna move a couple more

Justin Hale: unslipped. Hey, how about you move a couple more

Christopher Hooper: times. Okay. I rolled a one, so that's good. All

Justin Hale: times?

Christopher Hooper: right. And one more move. Okay. Okay. And I rolled a four. Okay. I'm in I'm in the red. One, two, three, four. Okay, great. All right, and that's my

Ali Leonard: Do we have

Justin Hale: Don't look like

Ali Leonard: any fights happening for placement? I don't think

Justin Hale: it. Everybody spaced out like crazy. Wait, where? Oh, Serge is back

Ali Leonard: so.

Justin Hale: there.

Ali Leonard: Okay, then Denlin, I think it's your

Christopher Hooper: turn.

Tyram: All right. Um, let's see. Do I have any way of like cheating here? Um, let's see. How far away is

Ali Leonard: turn.

Tyram: Ellsworth?

Justin Hale: quite a

Tyram: more than 60

Justin Hale: ways.

Tyram: feet. Oh,

Justin Hale: Um, no, just right almost at

Tyram: I'm going to check another turtle at Ellsworth real

Justin Hale: it.

Tyram: quick. Okay, you

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that might have. I like to think you just have a tank of turtles

Tyram: try. Yeah. Um, are you using a Ellit,

Ali Leonard: next to

Tyram: Stacey? Okay. Um, I

Ali Leonard: you, I guess.

Tyram: got a I rolled a 20. All

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that

Tyram: right. Um, do I get sneak attack on this at

Ali Leonard: hits. You're asking a lot of questions that I didn't think

Tyram: all? Well, I think I should I

Ali Leonard: about.

Tyram: can't think of a reason to justify it, but you weren't expecting

Ali Leonard: Okay. I mean, might as well just add his friend to his other

Tyram: this. All

Christopher Hooper: probably.

Tyram: right. All right. So, you take uh 33 uh psychic damage as

Ali Leonard: friend.

Tyram: I throw uh Archabald the Turtle at you. Okay.

Justin Hale: Whoa.

Ali Leonard: Cool. Thank you.

Tyram: And then I'll uh try to speed away. And I'll bonus action to use a con cunning action to dash since apparently that's a thing we're allowed to do now. All right. 11. Hello. Okay.

Justin Hale: It is. It

Ali Leonard: first

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Justin Hale: is. Um, I'm going to roll to get into the red. I'm not. I guess

Ali Leonard: turn.

Justin Hale: I'm going to roll again. Oh, of course that's an eight. Right through it. Two. Three, four, five, six, seven. Oh, still in it. Perfect. Okay, that's

Christopher Hooper: Oh, heat.

Justin Hale: it.

Ali Leonard: That was it. It's got a back

Walden Briarhelm: Elis, what you making? You're

Justin Hale: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: I'm starting a baby

Walden Briarhelm: mute. That's

Ali Leonard: turn.

Ellis Taylor: blanket for a friend who's due

Walden Briarhelm: adorable.

Ellis Taylor: soon. Yeah, you knit it in the round. So, I have to start with like eight stitches and you increase and it creates this really cool spiral. It's a giant circle

Tyram: What?

Walden Briarhelm: It's

Ellis Taylor: blanket. But you've got to startle and then you'll end up with something that's

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Ali Leonard: I loved your I think you made a yellow one that was really

Ellis Taylor: like

Ali Leonard: pretty.

Ellis Taylor: big probably. Oh yeah, I made my cousin a giant

Walden Briarhelm: awesome.

Ellis Taylor: yellow one. I'm making another yellow one out of needle yarn and it's going to be much smaller. This boy and that was for a full family. But she's due

Walden Briarhelm: What's wrong?

Ellis Taylor: in like less than a month, so I gota go

Tyram: They trust me. Oh, they gonna be like

Justin Hale: got to go

Ali Leonard: I'm crocheting a bunch

Ellis Taylor: fast.

Justin Hale: fast.

Ali Leonard: of like ear muffs and I'm trying to go fast and I'm

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: a They gonna have like a New Year's birthday probably

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. It's like this isn't relaxing

Tyram: then.

Ali Leonard: like Scotty M. Where did you

Ellis Taylor: anymore.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm trying to figure out what the best option is here because I want to use like my monk focus points. I was hoping to do like a step of the wind to gain an additional action. I don't know if that's

Tyram: I'm doing

Walden Briarhelm: too OP sounding.

Christopher Hooper: Well, you're in the

Ali Leonard: go? Yeah, Taylor's like 20 miles

Ellis Taylor: I mean, literally Taylor just did the same

Christopher Hooper: in

Ali Leonard: ahead of y'all and he's doing

Ellis Taylor: thing.

Christopher Hooper: the if you use non-racing outside the red

Ali Leonard: that. Yeah, absolutely.

Christopher Hooper: zone, don't they just see you

Tyram: that.

Walden Briarhelm: All

Christopher Hooper: cheating? Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: right. They haven't seen me cheat yet, so not going to start. Come on,

Ali Leonard: cuz you

Walden Briarhelm: big

Ali Leonard: guys don't know what happens if they see any cheating outside the red zone

Tyram: the

Walden Briarhelm: rolls. That was pretty good. 11.

Ali Leonard: yet. The

Ellis Taylor: Yes. Who is they though? Is it the like audience? Is it the

Ali Leonard: officials, the race

Ellis Taylor: commentators? Or is it the officials? Okay. Okay. So, we don't have to

Ali Leonard: officials

Ellis Taylor: worry about like the the crowd quite yet.

Tyram: racist. I think collectively none of us care about the audience knowing

Ellis Taylor: Like even the

Tyram: that we're cheating.

Ellis Taylor: announcers. Feel like we should though cuz like you live and die by your fans, man. You

Tyram: Yeah. As if I cared about what the

Ellis Taylor: loyal podcast

Tyram: rabbel

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Okay, I have

Ali Leonard: Son's gonna own this whole circuit

Ellis Taylor: listeners. All

Tyram: thought.

Walden Briarhelm: moved I have uh I've moved up to

Ali Leonard: soon.

Walden Briarhelm: here. I am done with my my turn.

Ali Leonard: It is Lancy's

Ellis Taylor: right, get

Luke Neverisky: Oh s***. All right. Um just going to measure some things. No

Justin Hale: Who's measuring?

Ellis Taylor: moving.

Luke Neverisky: reason. I know. Yeah, that's totally it.

Justin Hale: Measuring

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: He's measuring how far he wants to

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Um. All right. We're going to do

Ellis Taylor: What's she

Christopher Hooper: move.

Luke Neverisky: it again. Uh, but I will not hit you, Scotty. Mag. First step. First stop. Wisdom. Save 17. Go.

Walden Briarhelm: Well, I'm not even

Justin Hale: What? What are

Ellis Taylor: saying?

Tyram: You are more

Luke Neverisky: Uh.

Walden Briarhelm: in the hidden zone, so be careful.

Justin Hale: you taking

Tyram: susceptible to win saves than Scotty Mack

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, we still haven't seen

Justin Hale: on? All right. What we doing? Coming in.

Walden Briarhelm: El Smith come across the side since the

Justin Hale: I rolled a 19. What am I

Ellis Taylor: done anything nor have we have any solid

Tyram: is.

Luke Neverisky: balls wisdom. So to not

Justin Hale: rolling for? I'm rolling for

Luke Neverisky: be polymorphed. Yeah. Roll for balls, dude. You made

Ellis Taylor: plans.

Christopher Hooper: Oops. It's going to be crazy

Luke Neverisky: it.

Walden Briarhelm: big

Ali Leonard: No.

Christopher Hooper: that the end of this session is going to be that Elizabeth actually wasn't disqualified and she's still a top level

Tyram: Yeah, you just

Justin Hale: balls.

Ellis Taylor: She's just taking a break because

Ali Leonard: Everyone else

Ellis Taylor: all of everyone else is cheating and she's like, "What the f*** is going

Christopher Hooper: racer.

Justin Hale: Never never thought of that. Did you

Ali Leonard: is dead and there is no

Tyram: Yeah, she just loves the drama. She wants

Justin Hale: Ellis or uh not Ellis

Ellis Taylor: on?

Tyram: to have like this whole victim complex thing going

Ali Leonard: circuit. I'm

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: All

Justin Hale: Ally?

Ali Leonard: spreading the rumor.

Ellis Taylor: Everybody was cheating and like being mean to

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's what she sounds

Ellis Taylor: me.

Justin Hale: sounded just like

Luke Neverisky: right. L is

Tyram: on.

Ali Leonard: like. And now it is Elsa's turn. I wonder what she's going to

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Right on. Oh, damn

Luke Neverisky: done. Yep.

Ali Leonard: do. Move or

Ellis Taylor: it. Thought I were before

Luke Neverisky: Oh, he moved a whole two two blocks.

Justin Hale: Ela.

Ali Leonard: no?

Luke Neverisky: Still hidden. One of

Justin Hale: So you better believe he did.

Tyram: Oh, you did get snake

Ali Leonard: It's

Tyram: eyes and that

Walden Briarhelm: Dang. I think that should count as a crit.

Ellis Taylor: you.

Tyram: B. It's the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, they are

Tyram: opposite. Oh, somebody added my sign. Okay, that that's nice. Thank you. over did

Luke Neverisky: them.

Ali Leonard: like Start this

Ellis Taylor: bud.

Tyram: that. What did you

Ali Leonard: turn.

Ellis Taylor: Yay. Uh,

Tyram: like?

Ali Leonard: I have it. I'm in it. So, next round I'll have to roll for

Ellis Taylor: how far did you move? Damn it,

Walden Briarhelm: That's all I'm here for today. This is the whole thing. Starting

Ali Leonard: it if I

Ellis Taylor: L's. Feel like I might

Walden Briarhelm: out with a signed

Ali Leonard: live to that

Ellis Taylor: just double move to try and catch up to

Tyram: Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: decoy.

Ali Leonard: round.

Ellis Taylor: you. Come on. 12. Okay. Um. Oh, shoot. I lost my

Walden Briarhelm: Okay,

Ellis Taylor: pen. Okay. Not too far behind you.

Walden Briarhelm: bye.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's measuring. Oops. Um, I have a question for next round because I can't do it this round. My mounted combat. I am my car, but I'm also like in my car like a mount. Does mounted

Walden Briarhelm: This is

Ellis Taylor: combat

Christopher Hooper: Uh for sure. I think

Walden Briarhelm: DMD.

Ali Leonard: Sure. You know what? It's just kind of a yes and

Ellis Taylor: count?

Ali Leonard: day. You've caught me on and I don't want

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Ali Leonard: to think about

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: so. Do you identify as Zugar or

Tyram: I think we should just go with whatever is most

Ellis Taylor: Sounds

Tyram: fun during the situation, you know, whether or not we are in the

Ali Leonard: it. That's what I'm going

Tyram: car or are the car, you

Ali Leonard: with.

Tyram: know.

Ali Leonard: If Elsa dies, then she

Christopher Hooper: No.

Ali Leonard: dies.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Well,

Christopher Hooper: Very

Ali Leonard: I love

Ellis Taylor: that's it for now. That's a question. That was a question for future when I can actually do

Ali Leonard: that. That's great. It's Uger's

Ellis Taylor: something. I can actually attack

Christopher Hooper: true.

Ali Leonard: turn. Yeah, you

Ellis Taylor: her.

Christopher Hooper: Okay, Zugor strong. Um,

Ali Leonard: are.

Christopher Hooper: okay. Okay. Great, great, great, great, great, great.

Ali Leonard: H.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: Great.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, okay. Everyone's uh roughly one mile ahead of

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: me.

Justin Hale: boy.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Hey, I rolled an eight.

Tyram: Hell yeah.

Justin Hale: Hey

Ali Leonard: You're so much

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um I'm going to I'm going to drive through this like off-road part if that's

Ali Leonard: closer. Sure.

Christopher Hooper: okay. and just right behind um surge here. And

Justin Hale: What? What?

Ali Leonard: Well, no. There's Okay. Well, you can't

Justin Hale: What?

Ali Leonard: drive.

Christopher Hooper: then

Tyram: Did you just pull out

Ali Leonard: There are

Christopher Hooper: what? No, I don't have Missy

Tyram: Miss? Oh, you

Ali Leonard: barriers. No. Well, so there are

Ellis Taylor: What?

Christopher Hooper: step. So, I'm just going to drive through through

Tyram: weren't you weren't part of the you weren't part of the you weren't in the

Luke Neverisky: What?

Ali Leonard: barriers.

Ellis Taylor: No.

Christopher Hooper: there. Yeah, I drove I drove a bit around

Tyram: party when we were doing all the face stuff. Yeah, that's

Christopher Hooper: them. No, no, but I I I do have a lot of

Ellis Taylor: Can you get some rough terrain and

Christopher Hooper: movement, so I have

Tyram: right. I mean, he's running

Ellis Taylor: move his movement gets

Tyram: into a wall. Correct.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, there's the whole thing is

Ellis Taylor: halfed? Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it

Christopher Hooper: enough. What

Ali Leonard: walled. It's a racetrack. Have you never

Christopher Hooper: wall? What wall? Which

Ali Leonard: seen cars

Christopher Hooper: wall? So, I see the barriers and I drove around the

Tyram: There's like a row

Ali Leonard: race? The in the

Ellis Taylor: is.

Christopher Hooper: barriers.

Tyram: of trees if nothing else right there, you

Ali Leonard: beginning I said it's a it's

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I d I drove around

Ali Leonard: a it's f

Christopher Hooper: the trees here. I'll draw I'll draw my

Tyram: know. Isn't the uh Isn't the gray stuff like

Ali Leonard: like

Ellis Taylor: No. You can't go over

Christopher Hooper: path. I

Tyram: a Yeah, the gray thing is a wall, is it

Ellis Taylor: the big gray thing as a barrier.

Tyram: not?

Ali Leonard: no. Yeah. Like it's

Christopher Hooper: went

Ali Leonard: you're you're enclosed. I'm going

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Christopher Hooper: fine. Okay. Fine. Fine. That's how you want to play it. I'm

Tyram: See, there

Ali Leonard: to Okay,

Christopher Hooper: going to

Tyram: we go. We came to the ideal solution.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is in the not cheat

Justin Hale: He's going

Ellis Taylor: zone. Just

Christopher Hooper: fireball. Where

Tyram: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Fine.

Justin Hale: to make it look like her car has a a fire engine

Ali Leonard: fine.

Ellis Taylor: Just outside of the cheating zone.

Christopher Hooper: is she? Okay, then I'm going to

Ellis Taylor: I'm just trying to

Christopher Hooper: firebolt surge. You're right.

Justin Hale: issue.

Christopher Hooper: All

Luke Neverisky: Look what you made him

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Ellis Taylor: keep What is it?

Christopher Hooper: right, I net

Luke Neverisky: do. Look what you made him

Christopher Hooper: 20.

Luke Neverisky: do.

Justin Hale: Oh my

Ali Leonard: god.

Ellis Taylor: What? Cool. This is how we did it. Elizabeth did it to

Christopher Hooper: Okay. And yes, I

Ellis Taylor: me. What

Justin Hale: gosh.

Ellis Taylor: up with the

Christopher Hooper: upcasted. Oh, wait. That's a Can I upcast this? Let me see.

Ellis Taylor: damage? See

Christopher Hooper: I guess not. Okay, so it's an automatic 40

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Ellis Taylor: it. Jesus

Christopher Hooper: damage, but your car has

Tyram: How'd you get automatic

Ali Leonard: god.

Ellis Taylor: Christ. I know.

Christopher Hooper: 100 health. Keep that in mind cuz it's

Ellis Taylor: play. And you got

Christopher Hooper: 4d10 and then at

Tyram: 40? Oh, right, right, right, right.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: 20. Um, so and then it's an additional 30

Ellis Taylor: 20. Jesus f******

Christopher Hooper: fire

Tyram: Okay. What the f*** are you?

Ellis Taylor: Christ.

Tyram: I don't think you're

Luke Neverisky: It's

Ellis Taylor: Cool. Well, guys, now we have it. Well, I'll just say Elizabeth did it.

Christopher Hooper: damage

Tyram: at 4010 Jin at level

Christopher Hooper: nine. That's

Ali Leonard: What? If you do want to get get your car healed, you do have to pit

Christopher Hooper: what That's what it says. Why does it say

Ali Leonard: when you get there.

Ellis Taylor: How many how many

Christopher Hooper: that? Oh, you know what? You know what? I think it did that thing

Tyram: 9.

Luke Neverisky: time.

Ellis Taylor: uh

Christopher Hooper: where it um auto

Ellis Taylor: dirt because I'd already lost

Christopher Hooper: auto is let me see

Ellis Taylor: 11 hit points last turn.

Christopher Hooper: about Let me see about

Tyram: Firebolt. Um, yeah, it's you should be at

Ellis Taylor: moving. Thank

Tyram: 2d10. No, it's automatic 20 plus another

Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah.

Tyram: 2d10.

Ellis Taylor: god Al. He's doing enough. How long does it take to heal when

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: each well it's

Ellis Taylor: you're in the pits? Like, do I have to like roll or how does it

Ali Leonard: like everybody basically has their pit like I have box

Ellis Taylor: work?

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Okay. Only 32

Ali Leonard: box and so for

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: damage

Ali Leonard: each round you would roll for

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: mending. No, because we hadn't

Ellis Taylor: What do you roll for the mending? Did you write it in the instructions? Should I just go read

Christopher Hooper: total.

Ali Leonard: gotten there yet, but I'll I'll put it in the

Ellis Taylor: that?

Christopher Hooper: And and now I will take my

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: movement. One, two, three, five, six,

Ellis Taylor: They

Christopher Hooper: seven, eight, nine. Okay,

Ali Leonard: Discord.

Christopher Hooper: great.

Ali Leonard: Okay, did we

Ellis Taylor: can f***.

Ali Leonard: figure out the damage? Okay, it is Den's

Tyram: Okay. Um,

Justin Hale: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: turn.

Tyram: so I'm not allowed to Were you guys saying I'm not allowed to do my uh cutting action dash outside of the cheat

Christopher Hooper: Yep.

Tyram: zone? Damn. Okay, man. I live and

Justin Hale: Denlin.

Tyram: die in these cheat zones here. All right. Well, I guess I'll do double move since I can't really

Ali Leonard: Correct.

Tyram: uh throw turtles or anything right now. Why the hell does it say Ell is cool? That's just

Ali Leonard: I didn't write

Luke Neverisky: Are you sure Ellswith Are you

Ali Leonard: that. So, a fan wrote

Tyram: wrong. Okay, I got

Ali Leonard: that. Now I'm getting slandered for writing something

Tyram: 10. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: sure that's typical

Ali Leonard: nice about myself and I

Tyram: so you admit

Luke Neverisky: if you ask me?

Ali Leonard: didn't I didn't do

Tyram: it.

Ali Leonard: it. They did spell the the name like I usually

Tyram: Wait, is the double L not it? Because isn't that what it is on

Ali Leonard: do.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I don't know. Every time I No matter what I write,

Christopher Hooper: incorrectly. That's

Ali Leonard: I get said that it's

Christopher Hooper: right. On D and D beyond there's one

Ali Leonard: wrong. Okay. So, that's the correct

Christopher Hooper: L. I

Tyram: Discord?

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Well, I'll put it

Christopher Hooper: mean, it's what you put for your character.

Ali Leonard: one. I don't know. Sometimes it feels right to put two

Ellis Taylor: It's

Tyram: Well, I've

Luke Neverisky: now. See the

Ellis Taylor: one.

Tyram: been I thought it was double L this whole time because that's what I saw on

Luke Neverisky: grid. I did too.

Justin Hale: No,

Ali Leonard: because that's what I keep. Oh, is it my name is two L's? My name on

Tyram: Discord.

Justin Hale: she

Ali Leonard: Discord is two L's. So, wow.

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: my my head cannon was she just loses the L after this

Ali Leonard: Okay. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: where she gains an

Tyram: That would make more

Justin Hale: race. No,

Ali Leonard: damn.

Christopher Hooper: L.

Justin Hale: I

Ellis Taylor: Maybe she's in a quest to get that L

Justin Hale: Well, her character

Ellis Taylor: back.

Justin Hale: name on Dandy Beyond is 1L,

Tyram: sense.

Ali Leonard: How do I change my

Tyram: Which one which one are we going official with?

Justin Hale: right? Yeah. Your name in D and D Beyond is 1

Ali Leonard: name?

Tyram: One L or two

Justin Hale: L.

Ali Leonard: Officially, it's one, but I'm trying to change it on DND or on on Discord. I don't know how to do that. It was

Christopher Hooper: Whose turn is it?

Tyram: L's? Oh, yeah. I moved. I just moved

Justin Hale: Oh, that is me. My

Ali Leonard: Denland's

Justin Hale: bad. Okay. Um,

Ali Leonard: turn.

Justin Hale: Elizabeth is out of the cheating and getting away with it zone.

Tyram: twice.

Justin Hale: I don't think it would be obvious. How are you treating that? Like visually we have to see that it's cheating or like if we're cheating on someone who's out of the zone, it's just a no.

Ali Leonard: If you cheat outside

Justin Hale: No.

Ali Leonard: the zone, the officials will see

Justin Hale: if I cheat inside the zone against somebody who's outside of the zone because you you didn't see me do

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but they'll know cheating's happening, which I mean we could try and frame stuff

Justin Hale: it. So So heat metal isn't exactly

Ellis Taylor: for

Justin Hale: obvious. I'm thinking like narratively it looks like an engine

Ellis Taylor: it.

Christopher Hooper: Whoa. What the f***? This This is

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I know,

Justin Hale: overheating. What

Ellis Taylor: What is happening?

Christopher Hooper: awesome. I just to the left or the

Tyram: Wait,

Justin Hale: happened?

Ellis Taylor: Someone's drawing a

Christopher Hooper: right.

Luke Neverisky: right?

Christopher Hooper: f****** look to the right of the of the

Walden Briarhelm: I'm having

Justin Hale: Whoa. Who drew

Ali Leonard: This is what I get for

Christopher Hooper: track.

Walden Briarhelm: fun.

Ali Leonard: giving space for drawing.

Tyram: what?

Walden Briarhelm: That's me. I'm having fun

Justin Hale: that? Who drew

Walden Briarhelm: over

Justin Hale: those? Nice.

Ellis Taylor: bowl. Who is this talented in

Walden Briarhelm: here.

Justin Hale: Um, okay. Okay, we're going to do

Ellis Taylor: MS Paint?

Justin Hale: it and let the chips fall where they may. Um, I'm going to heat metal on uh Ellswith's

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah.

Justin Hale: car. So, you take

Christopher Hooper: I thought was the best draw

Justin Hale: three d8 fire

Christopher Hooper: in this group, but I guess not.

Justin Hale: damage. Oh, do I roll that?

Ali Leonard: Cool. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Such

Justin Hale: Oh, that's an eight. That's a three. That's a five. So, 16 fire

Ali Leonard: Thank

Justin Hale: damage. I bought this super sick leather pouch for my dice, by the way. Love it. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: He's trying to intimidate

Walden Briarhelm: Is it

Justin Hale: I am. Look at my very expensive dice with their very

Ali Leonard: you.

Ellis Taylor: Whoa. It's

Justin Hale: fancy felt uh

Ali Leonard: Mine's like the knockoff version of

Ellis Taylor: not

Christopher Hooper: me.

Tyram: I wasn't looking at

Walden Briarhelm: working?

Justin Hale: cover and and power and

Ali Leonard: yours, like the T movie

Ellis Taylor: This

Tyram: the the meat. Can I see your fancy

Justin Hale: fear. Oh

Ali Leonard: version. Mine's the

Tyram: dice?

Justin Hale: yes. Got a

Ali Leonard: timu

Ellis Taylor: is

Tyram: Rad. Hell yeah.

Justin Hale: little clasp. Okay, I

Ali Leonard: version. Thank

Tyram: I think I actually got my uh dice tray

Justin Hale: rolled a six for movement. One, two,

Ali Leonard: you,

Ellis Taylor: nice.

Tyram: here from Toeer if I remember

Justin Hale: three, six. There you

Ali Leonard: That's

Ellis Taylor: All you fancy people in

Justin Hale: go. Yeah, I want a wooden

Ali Leonard: beautiful. Some of us just have a

Ellis Taylor: your tra.

Tyram: correctly.

Ali Leonard: vase full of random dice.

Ellis Taylor: Yes.

Tyram: Well, most of my dice are uh in

Justin Hale: cray. You dice

Tyram: here, which I I think there's like

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Justin Hale: goblin. That

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: an eyeglass holder or something at one point.

Justin Hale: was That was pretty dope. When you

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Tyram: That would be pretty sick if it

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Justin Hale: held it up, all you could see was the outline of the bag.

Tyram: was like a like a cloak

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: Invisible

Justin Hale: Yeah, I'm done. By the

Ali Leonard: bag. Scotty

Justin Hale: way, return up the

Christopher Hooper: Scott

Luke Neverisky: Got a All

Ali Leonard: Mac. I was going to wear Scotty Mac shirt today, then I forgot. Sorry

Tyram: bag.

Walden Briarhelm: Do you have an actual Scotty Max

Ali Leonard: about that.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Walden Briarhelm: shirt? All right, I'm going to try

Justin Hale: I don't know

Ali Leonard: Yeah, thirsty trees.

Walden Briarhelm: to just roll one time. We're going one time

Justin Hale: what any of that

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Ali Leonard: His car is the number

Walden Briarhelm: roll.

Justin Hale: means. And he's just thirsty all the

Christopher Hooper: Mac.

Ali Leonard: three. That's his tag on his threes. He always drinks a beer after a race and he kicks a rugby ball into the crowd if he

Walden Briarhelm: That's

Justin Hale: time. Okay. All right.

Ali Leonard: wins. And he drives the yellow submarine for the N500. which is like a just a bright yellow

Walden Briarhelm: right.

Ali Leonard: car. They call the yellow

Walden Briarhelm: try to I'm

Ali Leonard: submarine. He's one of my favorite

Walden Briarhelm: gonna I'm trying to drift past Scotty Mac. So, we're going to contest each other

Justin Hale: Cool. You're trying to drift past

Ali Leonard: drivers. Give him an

Christopher Hooper: Scotty

Walden Briarhelm: there. Uh I'm ver verse stop in the middle of the

Justin Hale: yourself.

Walden Briarhelm: road. Uh that is Scotty

Justin Hale: How dare

Ali Leonard: SVG thing out here.

Walden Briarhelm: Max turn. He just did another honest double 2d8.

Christopher Hooper: Mac.

Walden Briarhelm: Double just just 2d8. Just double double.

Justin Hale: you honest?

Ali Leonard: Love that. Okay, so I

Christopher Hooper: Wow. So

Ali Leonard: got to do a saving throw against the

Tyram: Okay. So, can I like roll

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I got to keep the M racing name honest.

Tyram: deception on the sign? Like, how does this

Ali Leonard: signs. I guess you would roll. Yeah, like

Christopher Hooper: honest performance

Tyram: work? I'd really love it if this was deception.

Ali Leonard: performance. I know you

Tyram: Yeah. Damn it.

Ali Leonard: would. So, I'm gonna say

Christopher Hooper: intimidation. Slight of

Tyram: Okay. Oh,

Justin Hale: Because f*** you. That's

Christopher Hooper: hand.

Tyram: slide of hand is actually worse than deception. So, yeah, let's go with

Justin Hale: why.

Tyram: that. Well, if we did slide

Ali Leonard: performance. Wait,

Tyram: of hand, that would be much worse for

Ali Leonard: what? For

Tyram: you. Yeah, because my slight of hand

Ali Leonard: me then? No, I don't want that. Then we're going to

Christopher Hooper: for you

Tyram: is I'm even better at slide of hand than I am at

Ali Leonard: do

Tyram: lying. All

Ali Leonard: performance because you're trying to

Christopher Hooper: specifically.

Tyram: right. Because of like maybe like slide of hand like how precise

Ali Leonard: convince. It's a performance. You're

Tyram: my pin strokes

Ali Leonard: per That's a lot of talking and

Tyram: were. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: not a lot of

Tyram: Um 19 for

Justin Hale: Got

Ali Leonard: rolling. Yeah. Okay. You got How

Tyram: performance. You

Ali Leonard: what do I do? Do I like run into the

Tyram: run headlong into the wall

Justin Hale: him. You You know

Ali Leonard: wall and

Tyram: obviously.

Justin Hale: what you

Ali Leonard: then do I take damage

Christopher Hooper: And that's how it's discovered that you were cheating. Run

Tyram: Yeah, you're the DM. I don't

Justin Hale: do.

Christopher Hooper: extra tires. at the Pirelli Tire

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's all coming together with the

Ali Leonard: or what the f*** is going

Christopher Hooper: Department.

Tyram: know. Well, okay. If this

Christopher Hooper: You took an

Tyram: was a wy if this was a Roadrunner

Ali Leonard: on? Remember when you said this was pure? Remember when you texted me and you said

Christopher Hooper: an unfair pit

Tyram: cartoon.

Ali Leonard: this was purely cosmetic and does not have any

Tyram: Okay, this was a Roadrunner cartoon. This is where things

Luke Neverisky: tires.

Ali Leonard: in-game

Tyram: miraculously go in your favor.

Christopher Hooper: stop. Where there's a portal inside Pirelli tires that takes her to the front of

Tyram: Or like somebody

Ali Leonard: consequences.

Christopher Hooper: the car.

Tyram: accidentally drops like a ramp in front of the tunnel and she just like vaults over onto the track.

Christopher Hooper: Hey,

Ali Leonard: I'm

Christopher Hooper: hey,

Ali Leonard: just going to take some damage from hitting the wall and then keep going.

Christopher Hooper: woo.

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: It is Lancy's

Luke Neverisky: That's turn. All right. Um All right. I

Ali Leonard: turn.

Luke Neverisky: think. Can I Well, oh, wait. Can you You can only do other people with participation, right? I think so. Uh, yeah. Okay, never mind. Um, all right. I'mma roll. I'm gonna move.

Christopher Hooper: through the car takes my baby seems so far. I need you here with me. Not way

Luke Neverisky: more

Christopher Hooper: over in a bucket

Luke Neverisky: cake. I hear

Christopher Hooper: seat. Not over in a

Luke Neverisky: you. All right.

Christopher Hooper: bucket seat.

Luke Neverisky: Uh, it's Lance's turn. Just an honest an honest move.

Ali Leonard: And it's

Justin Hale: Hold

Christopher Hooper: I need you here with

Justin Hale: on. You're singing cake, but you don't

Ali Leonard: turn.

Justin Hale: have going the distance on your

Ellis Taylor: Sorry, I

Christopher Hooper: me.

Ellis Taylor: forgot I was

Christopher Hooper: Hey, listen. It's me that's adding to the queue, not

Justin Hale: playlist.

Ellis Taylor: muted.

Justin Hale: Yeah. You're

Ali Leonard: I added a song. You're

Christopher Hooper: me. Yeah,

Justin Hale: welcome. Your face. Don't

Ali Leonard: welcome. But

Christopher Hooper: but me but me added all the cake. Not

Justin Hale: start. Don't Don't start. Don't

Ali Leonard: if I was going to add a bunch of that song,

Ellis Taylor: That's what I got

Ali Leonard: but then I got

Christopher Hooper: me.

Luke Neverisky: What? There's cake on the playlist

Ali Leonard: distracted. That's

Christopher Hooper: There's Yeah, there's cake in the

Justin Hale: start. The cake is a lie.

Ellis Taylor: to

Christopher Hooper: queue. See, Kaitlin Caitlyn added to the queue, but me

Justin Hale: Don't start.

Christopher Hooper: added to the or me added to the queue, but Caitlyn added to the

Luke Neverisky: now. I don't use Spotify if you can't

Justin Hale: Don't

Ali Leonard: fine.

Ellis Taylor: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: playlist.

Luke Neverisky: tell.

Justin Hale: start. How How do I add to the

Ellis Taylor: thanks. All

Christopher Hooper: You can leftclick a song to add to the

Ali Leonard: Also on top of the playlist

Ellis Taylor: right. So, question, Ally. I got 11, which means I go

Justin Hale: queue?

Ali Leonard: it says add song.

Ellis Taylor: past the three of you. So do I have to do like a

Tyram: I think

Ali Leonard: Yep.

Ellis Taylor: passing something or other

Christopher Hooper: queue. At

Tyram: we said that like where where you end your turn matt like

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: the end of the round, we resolve

Tyram: if you go all the way past them then you don't have to do all the contested

Christopher Hooper: that

Ali Leonard: No.

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: rolls.

Ali Leonard: It is.

Christopher Hooper: Is it my

Tyram: Oh, I want to go ahead and establish that um if Ally does decide she needs to pit, I left another one of my wy coyote traps in the

Ali Leonard: Yes, you have to place it. If you

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: turn?

Tyram: pit. Okay. Where's the pit

Ali Leonard: pass

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: at? Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Does it say pit? Where is

Christopher Hooper: how

Tyram: Um,

Ellis Taylor: it? Ah,

Ali Leonard: it there,

Tyram: now

Justin Hale: I can't play this

Ellis Taylor: pit.

Tyram: okay. Where did that come

Justin Hale: though. Oh well, doesn't

Luke Neverisky: wants me to download a Spotify app. Screw

Ali Leonard: what

Tyram: from?

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I keep trying to leave Spotify and then not actually doing

Justin Hale: matter. My wife basically told me that she's

Luke Neverisky: that.

Justin Hale: never going to leave Spotify. So, I don't really have a

Ellis Taylor: it.

Christopher Hooper: It's um How much HP do these walls

Ellis Taylor: Can you Kool-Aid

Christopher Hooper: have?

Justin Hale: choice. He's He's asking the real questions

Ali Leonard: Why did I

Ellis Taylor: your M way man your way through

Christopher Hooper: I'm just kidding. I'm just

Ali Leonard: invent a new game? I should have just had you guys like fight goblins or

Christopher Hooper: kidding.

Justin Hale: here.

Christopher Hooper: I'm just kidding, Ally. I'm just kidding.

Ali Leonard: something. I should have done the Bruce family reunion

Ellis Taylor: them?

Justin Hale: Brew's family

Ali Leonard: one.

Christopher Hooper: I

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I was going to do a Bruce family where you needed more oops all

Tyram: Shouldn't Justin be doing Bruce family

Justin Hale: reunion. Are then Brew wouldn't

Christopher Hooper: guess he should, but he's

Justin Hale: be

Ali Leonard: goblins. Yeah, I mean if he's not going to do it

Christopher Hooper: not doing it. So, no one else has

Justin Hale: there. Let's Let's be honest here. Who would who would do a

Ali Leonard: then someone has to do

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: reunion? Oh, absolutely,

Justin Hale: better service for family drama? Me or

Tyram: Ally. Yeah, that's a good point.

Justin Hale: Ally? Correct. But if

Ali Leonard: it. So like oops on

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: we do a Bruise family reunion, all of you have to do a really

Tyram: Oh

Justin Hale: s*****, not Russian, not German

Ali Leonard: goblins. Yeah,

Tyram: man. Now, I do

Justin Hale: accent. All of you have to do a s***** Slavic

Tyram: question whether it is truly necessary for us to do Brew Family Reunion, but apparently I'm out voted on that

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Why? Why do you question

Ali Leonard: absolutely. I mean they have to meet like every three months because they live so

Christopher Hooper: that?

Tyram: one.

Walden Briarhelm: I just want Justin to have to

Justin Hale: accent. Yeah. even though we found out that's not

Ali Leonard: short.

Walden Briarhelm: do all the voices like a like a like a

Justin Hale: the

Ali Leonard: That's like a myth inside the

Walden Briarhelm: nutty

Ali Leonard: goblin. All goblins think that they only live to like

Christopher Hooper: Hey, uh, Denlin, can you go back five

Walden Briarhelm: professor.

Justin Hale: case. Five

Walden Briarhelm: difficult. Just a small request.

Justin Hale: spaces. That's so

Christopher Hooper: spaces? Would you mind? Would you mind going back five

Tyram: Nah. Also not my

Christopher Hooper: spaces?

Tyram: turn.

Justin Hale: many. Whose turn is

Ali Leonard: 10.

Christopher Hooper: Um, it's

Justin Hale: it? What are you doing? Whoa.

Christopher Hooper: my

Justin Hale: What's happening here? What are you? What? What is the big pink box with

Ali Leonard: I don't know. I think he's going to cause a big old

Christopher Hooper: turn. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm going to move 15

Justin Hale: dome? How are you moving 15

Ali Leonard: cur. It's a lot of

Christopher Hooper: spaces. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15.

Justin Hale: spaces? I think it is. How are you

Christopher Hooper: None of your business. And then I'm gonna cast slow in that

Justin Hale: casting on top of that?

Ali Leonard: spaces.

[01:30:00]

Christopher Hooper: box because I'm a wizard,

Justin Hale: What does that have to do with double

Christopher Hooper: Harry.

Tyram: Oh, he

Justin Hale: movement? So, you moved and dashed

Christopher Hooper: Um, because I'm a wizard and I need you to cast

Tyram: has expeditious retreat going on. So, lets him move as a bonus action,

Justin Hale: and then you also

Tyram: right? Yeah, he has to cast

Justin Hale: Oh, okay. If you would just answer the

Christopher Hooper: slow. That's

Tyram: a spell. This is like one of those This is like the thing from Invincible.

Justin Hale: question, y

Christopher Hooper: right.

Tyram: Look how much they have to go through to do to imitate a fraction of my power. I could just

Justin Hale: boob.

Ali Leonard: So, what does slow

Tyram: double move as much as I

Justin Hale: You're doing slow again, you

Christopher Hooper: truly. Um, yeah,

Tyram: want.

Justin Hale: butt. f******

Christopher Hooper: it's my favorite spell. Okay, everyone in that box needs to make a

Justin Hale: hell. I

Christopher Hooper: wisdom saving throw of

Justin Hale: failed.

Ali Leonard: do? I don't think

Christopher Hooper: 17. Otherwise, I eat you pretty

Justin Hale: Wait, I'd rather not have your mouth anywhere near

Ali Leonard: that's true, but you do have to make a

Christopher Hooper: much.

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Max has never

Justin Hale: me. Thank you very

Christopher Hooper: I don't eat with my

Walden Briarhelm: done anything wrong. Why would you want to attack

Justin Hale: much. I have way more questions.

Ali Leonard: waving. I don't

Tyram: Oh, no. Scotty Mac, you're a cheater now.

Justin Hale: Hold

Ali Leonard: love the lore that's being

Walden Briarhelm: me? Oh, that that that never happened. And that wasn't even on

Ali Leonard: dropped.

Ellis Taylor: I

Walden Briarhelm: camera.

Justin Hale: on. Hold on. Can we

Christopher Hooper: mouth. Wait, I think I think I'm going to

Justin Hale: Can we

Ellis Taylor: failed. What?

Christopher Hooper: not apply it to

Justin Hale: just circle back to you don't eat with your

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth. Hey Justin, stay

Justin Hale: mouth? I feel like that's something

Ellis Taylor: Oh.

Christopher Hooper: focused. What was your wisdom saving

Tyram: actually. Yeah, I'm kind of intrigued. What the f*** are you

Justin Hale: we should focus on.

Tyram: talking

Walden Briarhelm: Is this like the South Park episode?

Ali Leonard: Can you

Christopher Hooper: throw? Hey, we don't we don't have time for this. We don't have time for this. What are

Tyram: about?

Ali Leonard: pick? If I'm in the square, I

Christopher Hooper: people's wisdom saving

Ali Leonard: get affected,

Christopher Hooper: throws? Uh, but I'm choosing not to

Ali Leonard: right? Can you just

Christopher Hooper: cuz Elizabeth is my friend.

Ali Leonard: choose to not have it affect someone in the square?

Tyram: was slow maybe.

Justin Hale: Damn

Ali Leonard: Can

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Justin Hale: you.

Ali Leonard: you I'm trying to look at Toeer's screen and see if he's doing his

Tyram: Yeah. Well, I I have it in front of me. I'll just look up

Ali Leonard: lying

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I'm not I'm

Tyram: slow real

Christopher Hooper: not I'm not making an illegal move as a

Tyram: quick.

Justin Hale: It sounds like

Ali Leonard: face.

Christopher Hooper: joke. I'm not applying it to Ellsworth.

Tyram: Uh, slow, slow, slow. Let's look up

Justin Hale: it. Yeah, I'm

Luke Neverisky: I am

Justin Hale: slowed, you boob.

Christopher Hooper: All right, you're slowed. Is everyone else

Tyram: slowly. Yeah, you can target up to

Luke Neverisky: Huh?

Walden Briarhelm: What was the what was the check? Sorry guys.

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Tyram: six creatures of your choice. So, yes, you can choose to exclude

Ali Leonard: Okay. So,

Ellis Taylor: slow.

Tyram: Elizabeth.

Ali Leonard: it's not just like this. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: slowed?

Walden Briarhelm: I rolled a 16. I don't know what the the challenge was. Oh

Ellis Taylor: There you

Christopher Hooper: The DC is 17.

Walden Briarhelm: s***. So, we all slowed out

Christopher Hooper: Wisdom. Wisdom.

Luke Neverisky: No. Not Lansancy.

Walden Briarhelm: here.

Ali Leonard: Whatever.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, not Lansancy. Not

Walden Briarhelm: Uh, of

Christopher Hooper: Lancy.

Tyram: Lancy

Luke Neverisky: Lancy is slow in other means for not

Tyram: has been slowed this whole time. If slow were to

Ellis Taylor: go.

Christopher Hooper: Not Ly. All

Tyram: suddenly end for him, he'd be impossibly fast.

Luke Neverisky: driving. No, you like this.

Justin Hale: Not like this. Not like this.

Christopher Hooper: right. Does Has everyone decided they're slowed

Walden Briarhelm: Yes.

Christopher Hooper: yet? We're staff Scotty Mack Serge

Walden Briarhelm: Yes, I am a slur. I've got the slur.

Christopher Hooper: Lansancy. Okay, good, good, good. All right, I'll delete the box now. This is a good song. Who had this?

Luke Neverisky: What song is it?

Christopher Hooper: Caitlyn. Sure

Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, intervals. I like

Justin Hale: Kaitlin's always adding

Ali Leonard: Scotty Mack and Berstop need to do a roll

Justin Hale: stuff with a 20,

Walden Briarhelm: Lucky for

Justin Hale: right?

Ali Leonard: off. Mhm.

Walden Briarhelm: you, my grandpa's deck has no bad cards. Roll

Justin Hale: 15.

Tyram: Oh man, Christopher Walking as

Luke Neverisky: intervals.

Walden Briarhelm: your

Justin Hale: I got

Christopher Hooper: shot. Oh, so

Tyram: a Yu-Gi-Oh villain. That's just seems like

Christopher Hooper: good.

Tyram: a delightful

Walden Briarhelm: dice. I rolled an

Justin Hale: 15.

Christopher Hooper: Lucky for

Walden Briarhelm: 11.

Justin Hale: I

Christopher Hooper: you, we'll see how you do against blue eyes, white

Tyram: idea.

Luke Neverisky: went Ian.

Walden Briarhelm: You never saw a

Justin Hale: win.

Christopher Hooper: dragon.

Walden Briarhelm: threeheaded blue eyes white dragon

Justin Hale: What? What?

Tyram: And now I send you

Ali Leonard: and then Lancy and I need to

Tyram: to the shadow

Walden Briarhelm: before.

Justin Hale: Dragon.

Christopher Hooper: Oh no, it's

Tyram: realm. You activated

Justin Hale: I like

Ali Leonard: roll.

Christopher Hooper: a trap

Tyram: my trap

Justin Hale: how I like how they're

Christopher Hooper: gun.

Tyram: cards.

Justin Hale: getting progressively more and more

Walden Briarhelm: This feels like a

Tyram: That's giving us too

Walden Briarhelm: dropout TV skit at this point. I'm laughing

Tyram: much

Walden Briarhelm: so hard. This is so

Justin Hale: emotive.

Tyram: credit.

Ali Leonard: What'd you get,

Christopher Hooper: Oh my god, they're killing people. The plants are eating

Ali Leonard: Lie? You're in front of me. So, let's

Luke Neverisky: 19.

Ali Leonard: switch.

Christopher Hooper: people. Send that Lansancy around the bend.

Tyram: Okay. Am I up? Okay. Um, as

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Tyram: I drive by the pits here, I'm going to give my si a signal to my uh my minions over in the pits, and they're going to set um another sign

Ali Leonard: Demonstrate

Tyram: out. And uh this one says uh free treats for dwarves, and

Ellis Taylor: That's

Tyram: it's like a sign next to like a keg of booze, a bunch of like beef jerky, you know, things dwarves like. And um it's all going to be placed in the middle of like a

Ellis Taylor: trash.

Christopher Hooper: Oh,

Tyram: catapult so that like if you step out and try to get the dwarf treats, it'll launch you with the

Christopher Hooper: okay. Oh, whoa.

Tyram: catapult. All right. And then I'll uh I'll drive past the pits. All right.

Luke Neverisky: My

Justin Hale: He's thought of everything,

Tyram: 10.

Luke Neverisky: god.

Justin Hale: guys.

Christopher Hooper: Oh s***.

Ali Leonard: All right, first stop's

Justin Hale: Oh, you know what I'm doing? Wait, I can

Ellis Taylor: Thank

Tyram: Irresistible trying to I'm

Justin Hale: move three now cuz I'm next to Scotty

Tyram: trying to put myself on the road, but I can only end up on either side of

Ali Leonard: turn.

Tyram: it.

Ellis Taylor: you.

Justin Hale: M. Okay. It didn't help

Ali Leonard: What do you mean you can move three

Justin Hale: much. Wasn't that what the blue was? If you're next to somebody, you can use the BSS or something to roll three movements

Ellis Taylor: Excuse

Justin Hale: instead of

Christopher Hooper: DRS. Yeah. Or kind of

Tyram: Whatever.

Justin Hale: two.

Ali Leonard: now? Usually it's if you're behind them, but have to

Christopher Hooper: sometimes

Justin Hale: with blue

Ali Leonard: scroll back up to the

Ellis Taylor: me. Oh

Justin Hale: area within a square of an opponent. Roll a contest to pass and also get an extra D. Oh, so I have to be behind

Ali Leonard: rules.

Justin Hale: him. But if I was

Ali Leonard: Yeah, DRS helps those that are behind

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Justin Hale: behind, would that ever be used then since the person in front always goes

Ali Leonard: you within

Justin Hale: first?

Ali Leonard: passing it. Well, I don't know. That was how I made it and I hadn't play tested

Ellis Taylor: Oh,

Justin Hale: I was just

Ali Leonard: it. Why are you being mean to me?

Justin Hale: asking a

Ali Leonard: I'm feeling very

Justin Hale: question. All right. Well, I'll just move 12

Ali Leonard: attacked by you right now,

Ellis Taylor: there is some

Tyram: What the

Ellis Taylor: food.

Tyram: f***?

Justin Hale: then. Oh.

Ali Leonard: Justin. And then Scotty Max

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, buddy. I know what's coming up around this corner. I've driven this path many

Ellis Taylor: All right.

Walden Briarhelm: times. Here we go. I'm going to roll my typical dice because

Ali Leonard: turn.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm an honest guy. Well, old Scotty here only rolled six.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, it's

Luke Neverisky: Good

Walden Briarhelm: Not not my best I've

Justin Hale: I feel

Christopher Hooper: scary.

Luke Neverisky: question.

Walden Briarhelm: ever

Justin Hale: like I feel like Scotty's going through like reverse

Walden Briarhelm: had.

Justin Hale: Benjamin Button like rapidly aging through this race. He's gonna be dead at

Tyram: Oh, so he's like a Jack from the movie

Justin Hale: the end from old

Tyram: Jack then? Like the one Robin Williams movie where he was like a like a 40y old 16 year

Walden Briarhelm: Oh

Justin Hale: age. Oh,

Tyram: old. Yeah. I was about to say, are

Walden Briarhelm: s***. Oh, wait, wait, wait,

Tyram: you any younger racers here? Racists

Walden Briarhelm: wait, wait,

Justin Hale: yes. Not

Tyram: here. Oh, right. Over the course of this

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: wait. We're in a time warp.

Justin Hale: anymore. He's like 65

Ali Leonard: So just

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Uh, if I'm slowed and I rolled

Justin Hale: now. Oh, just you.

Tyram: race.

Walden Briarhelm: a six, did I actually roll a

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: Really, you should have rolled one die instead of two dice is what you should have

Walden Briarhelm: three? Oh, well,

Ali Leonard: turn.

Walden Briarhelm: I will take the lower of the two and I will go back as somebody requested to go backwards faces earlier. I just didn't.

[01:40:00]

Ali Leonard: The people

Walden Briarhelm: Okay. Now, now honest Scotty Mack went

Justin Hale: You're welcome, Toer.

Ali Leonard: watching are very

Walden Briarhelm: back three spaces because play by the

Ellis Taylor: All right,

Tyram: done.

Walden Briarhelm: rules is

Ali Leonard: confused.

Ellis Taylor: Ally, how do you want to handle readying an action? Cuz what I want to do is I want to move into this red zone

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: and then like purposefully slow down so that when Elizabeth goes by, I want to like jerk my car so it looks like you

Christopher Hooper: Kill

Ali Leonard: You're

Ellis Taylor: rearended

Ali Leonard: breaking

Ellis Taylor: me. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: her. He's breaking

Ali Leonard: me that and you're going to get out and hold your neck and be

Christopher Hooper: Elip.

Ellis Taylor: that my neck. Oh my back. Oh my back.

Ali Leonard: like I don't even have insurance. So this I don't know why you're doing this

Ellis Taylor: And my neck. my

Tyram: You know, Ally, for someone who set this up where we're supposed to

Ali Leonard: one.

Tyram: be trying to like hurt you and screw you over, you were getting offended a lot when we tried to hurt you and screw you

Ali Leonard: I didn't think you would break

Tyram: over.

Ali Leonard: it quite this

Tyram: You gave us one job and we're doing

Ali Leonard: much. Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: lawyer. I first I have to make sure I don't overshoot,

Ali Leonard: I gave you a set of rules, then the rules went away, and now it's just kind of a

Ellis Taylor: too.

Ali Leonard: free-for-all. I'm like a

Ellis Taylor: Dang it, I overshoot. Can I

Ali Leonard: kindergarten teacher that

Ellis Taylor: choose to not take Oh, can I choose not to take my full

Tyram: it.

Ali Leonard: Sure. A kindergarten teacher that has lost control of the

Ellis Taylor: movement?

Walden Briarhelm: Oops.

Ali Leonard: classroom is what it feels

Ellis Taylor: Yes. Can we do this? Can we do

Walden Briarhelm: Sorry.

Ellis Taylor: this? Can we do this? Okay. So, I'm going to hang here and then I'm going to break

Justin Hale: Got

Ellis Taylor: check you whenever you pass

Justin Hale: her.

Ali Leonard: like. Okay, Lancy's turn.

Luke Neverisky: I don't know what that is, but that sounds cool. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: me.

Luke Neverisky: Strong dice. Roll a d8. I roll an

Ellis Taylor: Hey, I'm supposed to do some sort of save

Ali Leonard: Where's

Ellis Taylor: right now for being slowed. What is

Christopher Hooper: Y wisdom.

Ellis Taylor: it? That's 17.

Christopher Hooper: DC of 17. Don't worry,

Ellis Taylor: Yes. 25. I'm not slow

Christopher Hooper: you're

Tyram: wisdom. f****** hell. Wow.

Luke Neverisky: eight.

Ali Leonard: um

Ellis Taylor: anymore.

Christopher Hooper: not

Luke Neverisky: Okay, Lance has

Ali Leonard: So, I'm going to roll my movement and then I'm going

Luke Neverisky: moved.

Ali Leonard: to I'm going to roll perception. to see if I avoid you. And I think you

Ellis Taylor: super could be fantastic. test it somehow

Ali Leonard: need Yeah, you need to roll like an

Ellis Taylor: like it'll do I'll do like an attack

Ali Leonard: attack.

Ellis Taylor: roll. Okay, just a

Ali Leonard: I think that's fair. And anybody can yell at me if you don't

Ellis Taylor: straight attack. Oh, I get a plus some I get a plus something or other for that spell. Let me double check because

Ali Leonard: agree.

Ellis Taylor: my Come on. My car is magical. Plus one bonus to just a street attack roll. Not using any of my other stuff. Okay, I'm just going to use a real

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I

Ellis Taylor: date. A 19 + one is a

Ali Leonard: only got a

Ellis Taylor: 20.

Ali Leonard: 17. I mean, you know, we're not we're allowed to hit each other. with our

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah, but I wanted to do it make it look make it kind of like real obvious that you like straight up re rared

Ali Leonard: cards. Okay. But how much

Ellis Taylor: me.

Ali Leonard: damage how much damage how do we determine

Ellis Taylor: Hello. I

Christopher Hooper: always

Ali Leonard: damage? I just roll like I mean we did hit so like what

Ellis Taylor: know here. I'll just do my unarmed strike, which is five. undefined five damage. I don't

Christopher Hooper: hits.

Ellis Taylor: know. I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm just trying to make it look like you really hurt me.

Ali Leonard: 2d6

Ellis Taylor: Especially because I'm already

Ali Leonard: okay you're limping

Ellis Taylor: limping. Yeah, I got like 40. I

Tyram: It's Like this.

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: lost 43 damage. I know, but I turned off

Ali Leonard: Oh. Oh, I have 16 damage.

Ellis Taylor: the

Ali Leonard: Oh, my bumper is dragging behind me. And you're like, she hit me. They'll believe

Justin Hale: It's a It's a

Ali Leonard: you. It's okay.

Christopher Hooper: I cannot believe Elizabeth is cheating like

Luke Neverisky: Honestly, I'm mortified.

Justin Hale: disgrace.

Ali Leonard: I know, right? Like I knew this was going to happen and I'm

Tyram: You know who I'm upset for? All of Elizabeth's

Ali Leonard: angry for Ela

Tyram: fans who are watching her just do these blatant

Christopher Hooper: this.

Ali Leonard: still. This is super fun. I'm having a really good

Walden Briarhelm: I can hear

Justin Hale: You made

Tyram: shenanigans. Ally, are you really not having a good time? I'm can like

Walden Briarhelm: it.

Ali Leonard: time.

Tyram: ease

Ellis Taylor: Ally, you gave us this power and you told us to be

Justin Hale: the I mean we had one

Ali Leonard: You really kind of took the power,

Ellis Taylor: mean to you. That's

Christopher Hooper: Listen, just because it's

Ali Leonard: but that's

Christopher Hooper: your fault, I still want to make sure you're having a fun

Tyram: off. I legit will feel terrible if you're just like miserable

Justin Hale: objective.

Ali Leonard: okay. Uhhuh.

Ellis Taylor: true.

Christopher Hooper: time.

Tyram: right now. Oh,

Ali Leonard: Sure. It is Zuger's

Tyram: that's a non-answer.

Ali Leonard: turn. Oh, am I pulling that? Did I pull

Tyram: Wow.

Ali Leonard: that plli tire did some videos? There's just words everywhere. I have the gravity

Christopher Hooper: Uh, you

Justin Hale: Yeah, your your map's turned into graffiti. Sorry.

Christopher Hooper: did. Um,

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Christopher Hooper: is everyone slow still? Raise your hand if you're All

Ellis Taylor: not

Christopher Hooper: right, you're not slowed. Zach's

Walden Briarhelm: Yes.

Justin Hale: I'm trying

Christopher Hooper: slow and Justin

Justin Hale: to raise my hand, but I'm

Ali Leonard: thing. Got

Christopher Hooper: load.

Luke Neverisky: That's some f****** role play right there. Good

Justin Hale: slowed.

Ali Leonard: him.

Christopher Hooper: Okay, got

Justin Hale: Yeah, my immersion

Ellis Taylor: I just have that. I don't have that on my jacket.

Christopher Hooper: him. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: s***.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. I literally have

Christopher Hooper: Um, I guess

Ellis Taylor: nervous.

Christopher Hooper: I'll recast. Well, let's just let's just roll a d8 first. See how far I get. Not bad. Not bad. Okay, I'll do another expeditious retreat. Whoever slowed is no longer

Justin Hale: You're

Christopher Hooper: slowed.

Justin Hale: slow. It's

Christopher Hooper: You watch yourself. Okay. 11. One, two, three,

Justin Hale: impossible. I declare a thumb.

Christopher Hooper: four, five, six, 7,

Justin Hale: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: 8, 9, 10, 11. All right, that's my

Tyram: Oh man, I still cannot see you on my

Ali Leonard: Close. I don't think we have any Scotty Mac and Lancing to

Tyram: screen. Am I up?

Walden Briarhelm: I had

Justin Hale: sorry.

Ali Leonard: contest. Scotty Mac and Lansancy need to

Christopher Hooper: turn. Listen.

Tyram: Oh, sorry, sorry,

Walden Briarhelm: to

Ali Leonard: contest.

Walden Briarhelm: I scrolled down to try to find where Toeer was and the map had to load. That's how far down he

Christopher Hooper: Hey, shut

Walden Briarhelm: was. I rolled a

Christopher Hooper: up.

Tyram: sorry.

Walden Briarhelm: 14.

Ellis Taylor: Hey, come on. Time

Justin Hale: You tell her,

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Lancy challenging you to a contest. I rolled

Justin Hale: Ted.

Luke Neverisky: I'll roll the not

Walden Briarhelm: a

Ellis Taylor: out.

Walden Briarhelm: 14. Did you roll

Justin Hale: What's

Tyram: enrolled last. Let's move

Luke Neverisky: 14. No, I rolled less

Walden Briarhelm: greater than or less than? Oh yeah.

Christopher Hooper: He said we're doing three laps, Ellie. Is that what he

Tyram: on.

Ali Leonard: Um, yeah, unless everybody

Christopher Hooper: said?

Walden Briarhelm: I can

Justin Hale: wrong?

Ali Leonard: dies. That was the

Ellis Taylor: district.

Christopher Hooper: All

Tyram: All

Luke Neverisky: than

Walden Briarhelm: never

Ali Leonard: plan. Oh, there's a noodle on the floor. That's

Tyram: right, I get 12.

Walden Briarhelm: die.

Ali Leonard: gross. How

Ellis Taylor: Mama mama

Luke Neverisky: I threw a noodle on the

Ellis Taylor: mama.

Justin Hale: foreshadowing. Oh god, not the

Ali Leonard: long? Oh, no. Not

Christopher Hooper: Mama.

Ali Leonard: the

Ellis Taylor: Did you guys hear him singing Secret Tunnel a minute

Christopher Hooper: Mama.

Tyram: Oh, that's

Luke Neverisky: track.

Ali Leonard: secret. That's my favorite

Ellis Taylor: ago? Say

Christopher Hooper: Oh no.

Tyram: right. Okay, I'm

Ali Leonard: song. Is that

Tyram: done.

Justin Hale: middle.

Ali Leonard: warmth? Is that warm? You beautiful little

Walden Briarhelm: Uh verse stop I believe that you are

Ellis Taylor: tunnel. Oh, okay.

Walden Briarhelm: at is that

Justin Hale: Whoa. 1 2 3 4 5 6

Walden Briarhelm: right?

Justin Hale: 7 8 9 10 11

Ellis Taylor: glass. So

Justin Hale: 12. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Ali Leonard: b****. Grasshoppers are the worst. I totally

Ellis Taylor: it's

Justin Hale: No. If I if I cast a spell

Ali Leonard: agree.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, me and grasshoppers are stone not

Justin Hale: right now, it's going to be obvious that I'm cheating. So, I'm not going to do

Ellis Taylor: cool.

Luke Neverisky: You could just say

Justin Hale: that. It is Scotty Max

Luke Neverisky: also make you do it.

Justin Hale: turn.

Ali Leonard: You just yell out

Christopher Hooper: Whoa. Whoa.

Ali Leonard: the We are going like 150 miles an hour. So I like to think if you yell out the window like Elith made me do it, it just hears

Justin Hale: True.

Ali Leonard: like

Walden Briarhelm: Sorry.

Ali Leonard: If you don't like the smell of my toes, don't smell my

Christopher Hooper: Oh

Walden Briarhelm: That's

Justin Hale: I can't smell

Ali Leonard: toes, dude. I don't have to tell

Ellis Taylor: Who are you saying that to, your boyfriend or

Christopher Hooper: goodness.

Walden Briarhelm: a That's

Ali Leonard: you. My

Ellis Taylor: your cat?

Christopher Hooper: Got

Luke Neverisky: Yes.

Walden Briarhelm: a rule to That's a rule to live by right

Ali Leonard: cat. I set up my heating pad for

Justin Hale: your boyfriend or

Ali Leonard: him, but then that's where I put my foot or my

Luke Neverisky: This is important

Justin Hale: your

Ali Leonard: feet. My cat. My boyfriend's

Luke Neverisky: information. Hey, I'm not going to yuck his Y. I just kind of

Justin Hale: cat.

[01:50:00]

Ali Leonard: upstairs.

Luke Neverisky: know.

Walden Briarhelm: there.

Justin Hale: Yeah, dude. We don't we don't kink shame

Ali Leonard: I think he's watching wrestling or something. I don't

Justin Hale: around here.

Ali Leonard: know. Oh, it's

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mack has made it to the final hairpin

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: corner before passing the pits and passes his

Justin Hale: Okay. To

Walden Briarhelm: turn.

Justin Hale: be fair, I don't know the name of your boyfriend, so his name could be

Walden Briarhelm: It could be my cat and it's all just a word play

Ali Leonard: Flynn. It's

Walden Briarhelm: game.

Justin Hale: one.

Ali Leonard: Brenton. Brenton. Like Britain, but

Ellis Taylor: All

Christopher Hooper: but

Ellis Taylor: right, I got to start bedtime, but I'm

Luke Neverisky: Yes,

Christopher Hooper: in Okay, we'll watch

Luke Neverisky: we got it.

Ellis Taylor: here. What do you mean watch him? I'm going with him to start

Ali Leonard: Brenton. Yeah. Just put us near him and we'll take care of

Christopher Hooper: kid.

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Take it take the night off,

Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We We'll read

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: bedtime. Okay. Yeah, you guys you guys can fill the bath and start

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: him a story. We'll read him. Um Stephen

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we got it.

Ellis Taylor: everything.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Justin Hale: King classic

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Oh, thank

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: it. Yeah. What do you mean? Kids love

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Do you think if I stream a Disney movie over the Google Meet,

Tyram: Oh yeah, Disney.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Is it in real

Justin Hale: clowns.

Christopher Hooper: we'll get taken

Tyram: Yeah, they they'll know.

Justin Hale: No. Do

Ali Leonard: probably Disney's very latigious. Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: you.

Justin Hale: it. Do it. I bet you

Ellis Taylor: Okay,

Christopher Hooper: down? Yeah, I'll probably get a knock on my door the following

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's a night

Walden Briarhelm: time?

Justin Hale: won't. You won't get a knock on your door. You'll

Ali Leonard: absolutely. Somehow we have zero listeners and yet we're still found

Ellis Taylor: bud. Here. Can you carry the iPad for

Christopher Hooper: day.

Justin Hale: get You'll get You'll get shadow police coming into your house and whisking you

Ali Leonard: out.

Ellis Taylor: me? You can carry

Walden Briarhelm: The the Pixar police are

Ali Leonard: Yeah, just talking about it and

Ellis Taylor: it.

Justin Hale: away. Yeah. If Toer just drops off

Ali Leonard: they're already on the

Luke Neverisky: actually. Hold on. Hold

Walden Briarhelm: coming. Sound of

Justin Hale: the call for whatever reason, we know what happened.

Tyram: It's like suddenly like we see somebody like put a black bag over Toper's head like dragging

Luke Neverisky: on. Actually with

Walden Briarhelm: choppers. The black bag. The black

Ali Leonard: way. Oh, that's

Tyram: away. Got to stay on

Walden Briarhelm: bag has Mickey Mouse ears on it though, just

Ali Leonard: Disney.

Tyram: brand. Gotta stay on

Luke Neverisky: the

Walden Briarhelm: because. Yeah.

Tyram: brand.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Brought to you by Coke Walks

Ali Leonard: Dollywood has like bear ears that look suspiciously like Minnie Mouse ears. I'm surprised that they are still able to sell

Tyram: Maybe even Disney hesitates to sue

Justin Hale: got that Dolly Parton

Tyram: Dolly. I mean, everyone likes

Walden Briarhelm: away. Yeah, that would be

Tyram: Dolly. Legitimately though,

Walden Briarhelm: scummy.

Justin Hale: money. This

Ali Leonard: those.

Tyram: they might just think like that is such bad PR

Justin Hale: Disney

Tyram: to like, you know, uh, mess with Dolly Parton that it's genuinely not worth it.

Luke Neverisky: Come pick your

Justin Hale: Uhhuh. Uhhuh.

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Whose room

Luke Neverisky: battle.

Walden Briarhelm: Uh, whoever's after Scotty

Ali Leonard: is

Luke Neverisky: Ly's

Walden Briarhelm: Mac

Ali Leonard: it?

Christopher Hooper: I'll

Walden Briarhelm: second stole

Justin Hale: Oh, it's Lance's

Ali Leonard: Lancy. It's Lancy's turn.

Christopher Hooper: go.

Luke Neverisky: turn. Let's just going to keep it simple again. Just going to move cuz he's got no one near

Walden Briarhelm: it. What's that cool noise?

Christopher Hooper: Okay. He's got a need for speed.

Luke Neverisky: him. Oh, look. Scotty Mac. I'm right on your butt

Justin Hale: turn.

Luke Neverisky: again.

Justin Hale: It went from my

Ali Leonard: kind of buddies. But

Walden Briarhelm: Looks like Looks like he's

Justin Hale: butt. Whoa. Hold

Walden Briarhelm: coming up on my rear again. That guy was talking

Ali Leonard: buddies, it's Serge's turn.

Luke Neverisky: Whoa.

Justin Hale: on. Sorry. You might want to choose better words for that

Walden Briarhelm: weird. Oh, should I say like Christopher

Justin Hale: sentence.

Ali Leonard: Should

Walden Briarhelm: Walkin? Is that what you mean? This guy is on

Justin Hale: No, I think it was just the specific word

Walden Briarhelm: my

Justin Hale: and sentence.

Ali Leonard: we unless do you want us to just do movement? Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I just want to

Walden Briarhelm: rail. 28. Nice.

Justin Hale: Wow.

Ali Leonard: Sorry.

Ellis Taylor: use

Tyram: Wow.

Justin Hale: Wow. Oh, look. Somebody's

Christopher Hooper: Wow. Wow. And

Justin Hale: cheating.

Christopher Hooper: I think it's

Tyram: Wow. They got the wrong house. Oh

Walden Briarhelm: There's the

Justin Hale: You're You're too far away from your

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth.

Walden Briarhelm: helicopters. That sounded just like it to

Justin Hale: tablet. Oh, s***.

Tyram: no.

Walden Briarhelm: me. That had the perfect sound chop. That was crazy.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm like, they got her. Oh my god. It wasn't a cat sniffing her

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: toes. It was the police.

Ali Leonard: god. Who was it? Was

Tyram: wrong. We're mixing everyone up

Ali Leonard: I the one breaking

Tyram: now. Um, no one was, as far as I'm aware, no cats were sniffing

Ali Leonard: up?

Tyram: Martha's toes. But,

Walden Briarhelm: What?

Ali Leonard: I guess we don't

Tyram: yeah, Zach had the wrong person whose snow toes

Justin Hale: Yeah, we can't we can't prove

Christopher Hooper: none of your

Tyram: were being sniffed. It was Alli's toes who were

Ali Leonard: know. We're both We're both girls. They can't tell

Ellis Taylor: what?

Ali Leonard: us

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we sound the

Christopher Hooper: business. Yeah, y'all sound exactly alike.

Tyram: being who said that just

Walden Briarhelm: Have you guys ever

Justin Hale: that. Yep.

Ellis Taylor: same. We are the

Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Can you

Walden Briarhelm: seen those two in the same room

Justin Hale: Yep.

Ali Leonard: apart.

Walden Briarhelm: together? Do we know they're not the same

Justin Hale: Yeah, we still don't know that Luke's a real person,

Tyram: now I'm trying to think the last time I was in the same I'm trying to think the last

Luke Neverisky: tell? Hey, dude. I met you last

Walden Briarhelm: person? Yeah.

Tyram: time I was physically in the same place with both of you at the same time. It's

Luke Neverisky: year.

Justin Hale: actually. No, we don't we don't know

Tyram: actually been a while.

Ali Leonard: It's been a minute.

Christopher Hooper: I'm pretty sure it

Tyram: Yeah. That's probably it.

Christopher Hooper: was Ellis's wedding. Oh,

Justin Hale: that.

Christopher Hooper: wait. No, it was Elsa's Ellis's baby's

Tyram: Yeah. Oh, no. You're right. That was it. That was That was That

Ali Leonard: Yeah, baby shower. Baby shower for

Tyram: was whenever that was before Ted was born. Whenever that

Ali Leonard: sure.

Christopher Hooper: party. I did not shower with her

Tyram: was. It was a Ranger,

Luke Neverisky: Man, your baby threw a party for you

Justin Hale: You you

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, it's been a minute. Yeah. And she wasn't even

Christopher Hooper: baby.

Tyram: too.

Luke Neverisky: guys. Dang, it's going places.

Walden Briarhelm: Oh,

Justin Hale: guys you guys all showered a

Ali Leonard: born yet. That's how Valerie

Tyram: It was Ted's

Justin Hale: baby. No, I

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yep. No, we did not shower with the baby.

Tyram: idea. Well, yeah,

Justin Hale: said showered a

Ali Leonard: is. There's a lot of rumors being thrown

Christopher Hooper: We had a party.

Tyram: this is getting progressively worse and we should immediately leave this line

Walden Briarhelm: This is

Justin Hale: baby.

Ali Leonard: around. It's Sugar's turn.

Luke Neverisky: Yes, you're s

Walden Briarhelm: how this is how we brought El Scope

Ali Leonard: It's Zugger's

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Call

Justin Hale: What b******* are you gonna do, Zuger? Nope. Don't Don't do

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: call me daddy again. Um, I'm

Walden Briarhelm: down.

Tyram: of

Luke Neverisky: folks. Get out

Justin Hale: it. Where's the lead? Where's the hang up

Christopher Hooper: gonna Um,

Luke Neverisky: of this chat.

Justin Hale: button before I get in trouble?

Ali Leonard: No.

Christopher Hooper: okay. I'm going to move to the edge of the red zone and I'm going to shoot uh

Justin Hale: That's rude. She's not even here to defend

Luke Neverisky: Even

Ellis Taylor: That's

Christopher Hooper: search. Even better

Tyram: Sorry.

Justin Hale: herself. You

Ellis Taylor: mean. Why are you picking on

Christopher Hooper: definitely hit for 12. So I'm going to blame it on El

Tyram: Each of the

Luke Neverisky: better.

Justin Hale: don't

Ellis Taylor: me?

Tyram: firebolts has like a little post-it note attached from

Luke Neverisky: Mhm. El

Walden Briarhelm: Look at

Christopher Hooper: Smith. Exactly. Uh that's the end of my

Tyram: Ellmith, even though Ellmith is like a foot behind her right now. And so

Luke Neverisky: is

Walden Briarhelm: that.

Ellis Taylor: I think Tover's just being petty because he's so far

Christopher Hooper: turn.

Tyram: it should be pretty obvious that it's not

Ellis Taylor: behind. To just being petty because

Tyram: her.

Ellis Taylor: he's so far behind, he's

Luke Neverisky: it. Typical

Justin Hale: Yep.

Ali Leonard: So, did you

Christopher Hooper: This is what we're supposed to

Luke Neverisky: Ziger.

Ellis Taylor: losing.

Christopher Hooper: do. I drive for a

Tyram: Yeah, I was about to say you should like I feel

Justin Hale: Wow.

Tyram: like some of the people in our racist cast here were like

Christopher Hooper: nonprofit.

Tyram: naturally good guys and naturally bad guys, but we have all

Ellis Taylor: ass.

Tyram: turned justly

Justin Hale: Oh,

Tyram: evil.

Ali Leonard: Hey, you give a racist to

Ellis Taylor: A

Christopher Hooper: That was the prompt. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Um, Lansancy

Walden Briarhelm: Praise.

Ali Leonard: cookie.

Ellis Taylor: boy, can you check in on the water for me? My timer's going

Luke Neverisky: does not be made to look evil. He can do that on his

Ellis Taylor: off.

Tyram: All right. Um, I'm just

Ali Leonard: Scotty Mac and Lansancy need to contest, I think, don't

Ellis Taylor: Right here, my

Tyram: gonna

Luke Neverisky: own.

Justin Hale: You need to

Ellis Taylor: baby. Got

Luke Neverisky: Okay, got her. Count

Ali Leonard: they?

Ellis Taylor: you. You look tired, bud. Did you

Tyram: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: it. 19 from

Justin Hale: contest. I I didn't take a nap

Ellis Taylor: take a nap

Justin Hale: today. Thank you for asking

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Tyram: Oh,

Justin Hale: that.

Ellis Taylor: today? Okay, we're going to do one game and then it's time

Luke Neverisky: Lancing.

Justin Hale: We've been playing a game this whole

Ellis Taylor: to take our bath. Oh. Oh my goodness. Huh?

Justin Hale: time.

Ellis Taylor: Six6.

Tyram: nice.

Walden Briarhelm: Uh, I rolled

Ellis Taylor: Oh,

Walden Briarhelm: a

Ellis Taylor: okay. Oh,

Tyram: Okay, let me go ahead and uh I roll the

Walden Briarhelm: seven. Oh, dang it.

Ellis Taylor: better. There we

Tyram: 13 and I move to

Ali Leonard: Hell yeah. First stop's

Ellis Taylor: go. He really didn't eat much, so we might ask for more

Luke Neverisky: Brown.

Justin Hale: We're going to

Ellis Taylor: food.

Tyram: here. You

Justin Hale: roll some. Why am I rolling a D20? That's not for

Ellis Taylor: Dad's eating some pizza, too. Would you like a little more before

Tyram: know, I think it's become a legitimate question whether or not Denlin is

Justin Hale: movement.

Ellis Taylor: that? How does your tummy

Tyram: going to lap

Justin Hale: Eight. One, two, three, four, five,

Ali Leonard: turn. Yeah.

Justin Hale: six, seven, seven.

Christopher Hooper: Well, I I everyone's going to let me because I'm

Justin Hale: 13,

Ali Leonard: Ellis, you're

Ellis Taylor: feel? I think he's

Christopher Hooper: bunkering down, baby.

Ali Leonard: not

Ellis Taylor: tired. Oh, I'm

Tyram: Suga.

Walden Briarhelm: B That's

Justin Hale: baby. We were answering your

Ali Leonard: muted. I

Justin Hale: questions. All right, I

Ali Leonard: know the vers. Okay, perfect. Then Lancy's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Lancy's turn. All

Justin Hale: moved.

Ali Leonard: turn.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Walden Briarhelm: What is that cool ass noise? I heard it

Luke Neverisky: nine. That's probably the rules integration from D and Beyond. I'm guessing the Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: again. Sorry.

Luke Neverisky: Um All right, Lance's

Walden Briarhelm: Megan, she turned on the button.

Justin Hale: Huh?

Ali Leonard: and then Scotty

Walden Briarhelm: I guess

Luke Neverisky: done.

Walden Briarhelm: it's time to show these whipper snappers hot stuff. This one's for

Justin Hale: He's so

Tyram: Scotty Mac is gonna die of old

Justin Hale: old. He's so old now. Poor

Tyram: age. We're only on lap one. Well, you guys only on

Walden Briarhelm: happy. You

Justin Hale: guy. He is. Poor

Tyram: lap one.

Walden Briarhelm: guys, I told you I've rolled double sixes.

Justin Hale: guy.

Luke Neverisky: No,

Walden Briarhelm: Let's do

Justin Hale: I would feel I'd feel so bad

Luke Neverisky: that's your age.

[02:00:00]

Justin Hale: for Scotty Mack if he wasn't such a voracious

Tyram: Yeah,

Walden Briarhelm: this. Evil racist

Tyram: definitely the worst person

Walden Briarhelm: cheater.

Justin Hale: cheater. He's such a terrible guy. Yeah, he's just just

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.

Justin Hale: awful. Just a just an allaround bad guy, you

Tyram: here.

Walden Briarhelm: That's Scotty. That's what he's been known for

Justin Hale: know.

Walden Briarhelm: this whole time in the series.

Justin Hale: Just being a real

Walden Briarhelm: Anyways, see you and Sergey

Tyram: Are you going to

Walden Briarhelm: later. And that's my

Tyram: pit? All

Walden Briarhelm: turn. I I am not I think I'm doing okay on health currently.

Justin Hale: scag.

Ali Leonard: I've moved for S and

Tyram: right.

Ali Leonard: myself. It's Sugar's

Christopher Hooper: So, you've chosen

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: death. Um, okay.

Luke Neverisky: s***.

Christopher Hooper: Um, really? Okay.

Justin Hale: Can I have

Christopher Hooper: Uh, I am going to shoot uh who am I? I'm going to shoot

Justin Hale: those?

Ellis Taylor: What

Christopher Hooper: Sarge.

Walden Briarhelm: Lieutenant

Christopher Hooper: Serge. And I only

Ellis Taylor: what playing with friends?

Christopher Hooper: do nine damage. Um, and

Ellis Taylor: It's

Christopher Hooper: that's it.

Ali Leonard: Serge Ellis, you want to hit. You have 47

Tyram: Less than that now, right?

Christopher Hooper: No, that's

Justin Hale: That's

Ali Leonard: health. We'll find out next turn.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Or should I lean into

Christopher Hooper: updated.

Ellis Taylor: the whatever? Maybe it's a little insight for me if I could figure out what

Ali Leonard: Okay. Seems like he's just

Ellis Taylor: Toer's doing. All right. I got crying

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: pelting it with fireballs.

Ellis Taylor: babies.

Christopher Hooper: from a hidden

Justin Hale: Oh.

Ali Leonard: And he's not moving. He just parked his

Christopher Hooper: location. No one knows it's

Tyram: All

Ali Leonard: car. Yeah, I think it's done

Christopher Hooper: me.

Tyram: right. Got a 10. Yep. 10.

Ali Leonard: soon. I don't think there's any

Justin Hale: Oh.

Tyram: Um

Ali Leonard: fights.

Tyram: Well, even close enough for me to cheat against

Walden Briarhelm: Sorry, I took my headset off for a second. Did you guys hear something? When you're so far, you can't cheat to get further ahead.

Justin Hale: Good.

Tyram: them. Okay, I'm done.

Ali Leonard: first stop's

Tyram: What the f***?

Justin Hale: Rolling some dice. I will take an

Ali Leonard: turn.

Justin Hale: 11. One, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Oh, right in the red. Right. Just right there.

Ali Leonard: Scott

Tyram: Oh,

Luke Neverisky: Wait a

Tyram: heat.

Ali Leonard: Mac.

Tyram: Well,

Luke Neverisky: minute.

Walden Briarhelm: H just measuring some stuff,

Tyram: I already checked that was close enough to

Walden Briarhelm: looking at some things. Yeah, if you can speedun that. We're trying to any% run this now. Let's see what we can do. We got to roll high. That's the only type of rolls we got here.

Tyram: teleport.

Walden Briarhelm: One for the money, two for the double eights. Come on. That's five total. That's not at all. I'm going to get past. Come on, Lasty. Scotty needs pop a painkiller or something with his bed. I pass my turn.

Ali Leonard: Lancy's

Luke Neverisky: Sweet.

Ali Leonard: turn.

Luke Neverisky: Um, well, I guess I gota be honest here. So, we're

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, y'all are so dumb for leaving the

Luke Neverisky: moving. All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Christopher Hooper: red.

Ali Leonard: So else, did you want to put or no before I heal you?

Ellis Taylor: If I can't intuit it what he's trying to do, then uh yeah, I'll p

Christopher Hooper: What do you mean intuitit? What I'm trying to do? We all We're all told to make it look like Ela was

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: You can always talk to me and try and talk in

Christopher Hooper: cheating.

Ellis Taylor: code. Yeah, that's

Christopher Hooper: Okay, that would waste one of my

Tyram: Aren't you only just taking one action to both throw the fireball

Ellis Taylor: true.

Christopher Hooper: turns. Yeah, but at least that progresses me

Ali Leonard: Okay, it's

Ellis Taylor: He's Oh,

Christopher Hooper: towards my

Tyram: anyway? I'm just saying you could do both on your

Ali Leonard: Ugger's

Christopher Hooper: aims.

Tyram: turn. Yeah, but you're only using one action to throw

Ali Leonard: turn.

Ellis Taylor: well.

Christopher Hooper: I can't cuz talking takes an

Tyram: the fireball,

Christopher Hooper: action, right? So, if I talk, I can't use

Tyram: right? Well, that was back when we were

Christopher Hooper: an a

Tyram: doing like the the other the old system. I feel like talking is

Christopher Hooper: fireball.

Tyram: a free action if we're doing normal rules. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: It's up to Ally. Up to Ally. What talking

Tyram: I bet she hates to hear that.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's up to you guys. Whatever you want to do, go for

Christopher Hooper: costs? We've We've defeated the

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: GM. We've defeated her. We've

Luke Neverisky: We did it. You did it,

Christopher Hooper: won no matter what happened. So, we defeated

Luke Neverisky: you guys.

Christopher Hooper: her. Um, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what Ally wants to

Ellis Taylor: I'll skip the pit. I'll keep I'll lean into it.

Christopher Hooper: do.

Ali Leonard: whatever you guys want to

Ellis Taylor: It's fine. I'll pretend that I

Ali Leonard: do. She's pitting right now.

Ellis Taylor: understand. Ellis understands. So,

Christopher Hooper: Um, Ellis understands what what I'm

Ali Leonard: So, does Toper understand what

Christopher Hooper: trying to

Ali Leonard: he's trying to do?

Christopher Hooper: do. Yeah, I understand what I'm trying to do. I feel like I'm the only one on on

Tyram: I have set two

Justin Hale: What are you

Christopher Hooper: task.

Luke Neverisky: All y'all keep

Tyram: wy coyote style traps on this track so

Justin Hale: doing?

Luke Neverisky: making

Tyram: far.

Ellis Taylor: I have already tried to frame her for sabotaging my teammate. I'm trying to sab frame her for rear ending

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ellis Taylor: me.

Christopher Hooper: um I will spend this turn um raing calling my

Luke Neverisky: differences.

Christopher Hooper: dad and I say dad execute the man. Um, and at this point, um, the dad has gotten the password to Elsa down large amounts of

Ali Leonard: I that's not how that works. But I love that for

Christopher Hooper: cash offshore

Luke Neverisky: No,

Ali Leonard: trying. That's so nice that you're trying

Christopher Hooper: bank. Did we resolve that?

Luke Neverisky: but his

Ali Leonard: that.

Christopher Hooper: All right. The dad the dad is is trying to sneak into the office and break into

Ali Leonard: computer. She has a

Christopher Hooper: computer or

Tyram: her

Justin Hale: Mhm. And it hacks

Ali Leonard: computer. He invents a

Christopher Hooper: whatever. He He goes

Justin Hale: into

Christopher Hooper: to the garage and finds

Ali Leonard: computer. It teaming full of

Christopher Hooper: a a speaking stone.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Heat.

Ali Leonard: people. I'm

Christopher Hooper: Okay, fine. Then I'll just fireball Surge. Fine. I'll go back to plan

Tyram: access.

Ali Leonard: just saying it's a garage on race day. Like it's full

Christopher Hooper: A and I'll kill Surge. Fine. No, I

Tyram: Oh, no. No. You committed to

Justin Hale: it.

Ali Leonard: of f****** people. It's

Christopher Hooper: get it. We'll go back to plan A. Fireball

Tyram: this plan. Your dad is walking in to this highly populated garage to try to steal her tax documents in

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. I

Tyram: the middle of a f******

Christopher Hooper: Surge. All right.

Ali Leonard: not. Does he have a twirly

Christopher Hooper: Well, he gets caught and I do nothing. Next

Ali Leonard: mustache? I mean, that was your dad. What are you

Christopher Hooper: person.

Tyram: race.

Christopher Hooper: I'm just sitting in my car. I spent my action messaging him. I have nothing else I can do. What do you want from

Ali Leonard: doing? Oh my

Christopher Hooper: me, Ally? I'm trying to make you happy. What do you want from What do you want me to do, Ally? Tell me what you want Zuber to

Ali Leonard: god. Oh my god. I'm gonna put the song in the

Christopher Hooper: do.

Luke Neverisky: mean,

Ali Leonard: playlist and then you'll know. Um, it's Denlin's turn

Tyram: All right.

Ali Leonard: then.

[02:10:00]

Tyram: 10. Okay, I'm done.

Justin Hale: So my turn. Can I before I roll my movement, can I choose to take less than what I

Ellis Taylor: I did that already. So, I'm gonna assume there's precedent.

Christopher Hooper: I just did

Tyram: Mhm.

Justin Hale: roll? Okay, dope. I'm gonna move. Is it here? No. Which one of these damn squares was

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Justin Hale: it? One of these move there. Oh, here.

Tyram: Hold on. Are each of these squares

Justin Hale: Okay.

Tyram: less than 5T? I was trying to count out six squares and

Ali Leonard: No, each square is 5

Tyram: didn't seem to work anywhere. Oh well.

Justin Hale: What?

Ali Leonard: ft. It's kind

Justin Hale: I'm using the

Ali Leonard: of vibes. It's hard because it's like hard to do it with the curve when some of it isn't and some of it's not. It's like

Justin Hale: ruler. So, I'm going to move there. And then

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: I'm going to uh first of all, before I say what I'm going to do, I need Zuger to make a dexterity throw, dexterity

Christopher Hooper: Why

Justin Hale: save higher higher than 16.

Ali Leonard: testability. I don't know how dextrous he can be if they're not moving.

Christopher Hooper: me

Justin Hale: Perfect. All right. So, I'm going to roll 8 d6 damage for

Christopher Hooper: 11?

Justin Hale: fireball. 8 10

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, yeah. I'm going to call my dad next turn and go

Justin Hale: 14

Ali Leonard: Find your tax

Christopher Hooper: after

Justin Hale: 19 uh 24 30 35 fire damage as it looks like

Ali Leonard: documents.

Justin Hale: your car engine is

Ali Leonard: We're

Walden Briarhelm: Okay.

Ali Leonard: just smoking. A little smoke is

Christopher Hooper: you. No problem. Just smoking.

Walden Briarhelm: Okay.

Justin Hale: exploding. Hello,

Christopher Hooper: Are you even close

Justin Hale: Schmidt. Huh? It's 150

Tyram: I think basically

Walden Briarhelm: Got

Justin Hale: ft. I'd say I'm close enough

Christopher Hooper: enough?

Tyram: this whole track is like close enough for

Justin Hale: to

Ali Leonard: fine. Never.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: It's just kind of a fireball off at this

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Down.

Justin Hale: anybody. I can hit I can hit Elizabeth from here. Oh,

Ali Leonard: point. You can't hit

Tyram: fireball.

Justin Hale: I can hit Elizabeth from here. They would never suspect

Ali Leonard: anybody. And then my

Justin Hale: me so far away.

Ali Leonard: engine.

Christopher Hooper: Are you in a red

Tyram: He's in a red

Ali Leonard: Well,

Christopher Hooper: zone? You're

Justin Hale: I'm about to jump in the lead,

Christopher Hooper: You're for staff. Okay.

Justin Hale: too. Oh, I'm

Ali Leonard: yeah. Are you done with your turn? Okay. It's Lancy's

Tyram: zone.

Justin Hale: done. Okay, I need to figure out which

Christopher Hooper: Why? Why are you not shooting the like lead of the

Tyram: We're going to hear you the whole

Justin Hale: one. Can you hear me now? Am I muted? Okay.

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: race? Yeah, I can still hear you

Justin Hale: Do what?

Christopher Hooper: and I have questions for you. Why are you shooting me and not Denlin?

Luke Neverisky: No.

Tyram: time. Whoa. Whoa.

Walden Briarhelm: That's funnier. Uh,

Justin Hale: What? I'm shooting you

Tyram: Whoa. What the f*** is with this Inland

Justin Hale: because I'm shooting you

Ali Leonard: No.

Tyram: Slander?

Justin Hale: because Elsit is trying to hurt

Tyram: You're

Ali Leonard: Am

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Tyram: costing us

Christopher Hooper: but you're about to lap me and

Tyram: money.

Justin Hale: everyone. Okay, I'll

Christopher Hooper: Dlin is ahead of

Justin Hale: hurt him

Christopher Hooper: you. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Three, four,

Justin Hale: next. Or maybe I'll just hit you

Christopher Hooper: I can't believe

Luke Neverisky: five. Oh, why

Ali Leonard: Okay. She's such a

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth would do this to

Luke Neverisky: would she do that? All right,

Christopher Hooper: us.

Luke Neverisky: Lance, Lance.

Justin Hale: again. I'm assuming you guys couldn't hear me just

Ali Leonard: b****. Sky Max

Christopher Hooper: Lancy. Lance is

Luke Neverisky: Got

Christopher Hooper: driving. Yes, we can still hear you. Justin, shut

Justin Hale: then. I'm trying to fix my mute.

Christopher Hooper: up.

Tyram: You were you ever

Christopher Hooper: Yes, we can. It's

Tyram: muted? I don't remember ever not hearing

Christopher Hooper: annoying.

Tyram: you.

Ali Leonard: torn.

Christopher Hooper: the

Luke Neverisky: a

Walden Briarhelm: Well, old Scotty's got

Justin Hale: exactly. You couldn't hear

Christopher Hooper: what? What did you say to

Walden Briarhelm: a old Scotty's going to keep it honest. Let's move seven forward

Justin Hale: me. I

Walden Briarhelm: here.

Justin Hale: was waiting for you to read my lips perfectly on that. I was going to be like,

Christopher Hooper: me?

Justin Hale: "s***.

Christopher Hooper: Scotty's got a f****** wisest turtle this

Ali Leonard: Ellis, you have 63

Christopher Hooper: s***.

Ali Leonard: health now. Do you want to go or do you want to heal another round? I

Christopher Hooper: kill

Walden Briarhelm: It's like

Ali Leonard: was assuming she wants to

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth. She's muted, but

Tyram: Shut

Walden Briarhelm: the I'm I'm Kevin Elsa.

Christopher Hooper: I think what she says is

Ali Leonard: go. You have 63 health. Do you want to stay another run and heal or do you want to go?

Christopher Hooper: she I think she gets out of her car

Justin Hale: He just walks

Ali Leonard: Okay, that's what I figured. I just want to

Ellis Taylor: Go. Go. Three. Go.

Christopher Hooper: and smites you. Walks over to

Tyram: Oh, is El Smith pitted

Ali Leonard: ask.

Ellis Taylor: Go fast. Go

Christopher Hooper: you while you're pitting and smites

Tyram: right now? Does Ellswith see the the

Ellis Taylor: fast. Oh, it could

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: dwarf treats?

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: try. No, it'll use all my divine smite. All my channel

Tyram: I left a trap in the pit. It does like it's

Justin Hale: away.

Ali Leonard: What? I haven't passed it

Ellis Taylor: divinities.

Christopher Hooper: the green

Tyram: Oh, okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: yet. When she leaves the pit, she'll have to

Tyram: All

Justin Hale: It happened so long

Ali Leonard: roll for

Tyram: right. But it was it was a keg of

Justin Hale: ago.

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: circle. Yeah.

Tyram: beer, a bunch of beef jerky, and some like beard

Ali Leonard: So every dwarf should have had to roll for that

Tyram: varnish. Really?

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. Yeah. I want to go back and roll for that. My character is totally interested. Zach as a

Ellis Taylor: Am I a

Tyram: Yeah. You're a hobbit.

Walden Briarhelm: person also interested.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Hey,

Ellis Taylor: dwarf? No, I'm a I'm a

Tyram: Normally I am right now I'm

Walden Briarhelm: What's the uh

Justin Hale: you're a

Ali Leonard: then.

Ellis Taylor: hobbit. You're a

Walden Briarhelm: what's

Justin Hale: hobbit.

Christopher Hooper: Whoa. Everybody, come on. Don't

Walden Briarhelm: uh what is the uh what's the role for uh this goodie basket? I just didn't

Ali Leonard: Well, it was in the pit,

Christopher Hooper: fight. Uh,

Tyram: human. That's why I asked

Walden Briarhelm: see. Oh, I didn't pay. Damn,

Ali Leonard: so you would have missed it.

Christopher Hooper: constitution.

Luke Neverisky: Where?

Tyram: if you could

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty could have used an afternoon snack cuz his

Ellis Taylor: hobbit.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, Scotty doesn't

Luke Neverisky: He doesn't

Tyram: earlier.

Walden Briarhelm: blood sugar's getting low.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Damn. Finally. So, it's Zuger's turn. You're gonna hit with

Ellis Taylor: Did I get healed

Ali Leonard: fireball. Yeah, you heal for

Ellis Taylor: at all?

Christopher Hooper: Zugor. Um, all right. I'm going to start shooting D

Luke Neverisky: know.

Tyram: What

Justin Hale: Yeah, you

Christopher Hooper: on

Tyram: the

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: uh natural

Tyram: f***?

Ali Leonard: 15.

Christopher Hooper: one.

Justin Hale: are. What did you shoot

Ali Leonard: Misses somehow.

Christopher Hooper: Damn

Tyram: Cool. Some that missed.

Ellis Taylor: This

Christopher Hooper: it. All

Justin Hale: with? Something that missed

Christopher Hooper: right, Dan, you're

Tyram: All

Justin Hale: indeed.

Ali Leonard: Then Lyn's

Tyram: right. Um, uh, let's see.

Justin Hale: Go Dylan.

Tyram: Okay. Keep on

Ellis Taylor: one.

Tyram: racing. Oh, nice.

Ali Leonard: turn

Tyram: Okay. Well, nice. Made it to the cheating

Ali Leonard: First stop's

Justin Hale: I'm going to miss Misty step to the other cheating zone

Ali Leonard: turn.

Tyram: zone.

Justin Hale: right next to Denlin or

Ali Leonard: Damn.

Justin Hale: underneath Denlin or beside whatever.

Ellis Taylor: Whoa.

Tyram: Can I help you,

Justin Hale: Uh, wait. That was

Ali Leonard: Lancy's turn.

Justin Hale: only one thing.

Ali Leonard: Or you know, I'm sorry. Sorry. I You moved so far. I

Justin Hale: Whoa. Whoa, man.

Ali Leonard: assumed you were done. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Luke Neverisky: I heard it was Lancy's

Ali Leonard: I'm

Luke Neverisky: turn.

Tyram: sir?

Justin Hale: Whoa.

Ali Leonard: sorry.

Christopher Hooper: No wonder she cheats.

Justin Hale: Um, can I can I do two spells? I can't remember. Bonus action

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: No, it's it you can only use one spell slot per turn.

Justin Hale: action.

Tyram: You can do a cantrip, but you can't use another spell

Justin Hale: No. All right. Okay. Wait a minute.

Christopher Hooper: Ally said we could do anything we

Luke Neverisky: She did say

Tyram: slot.

Justin Hale: She did. She said whatever was fun.

Christopher Hooper: wanted. I think she stopped even saying whatever is fun after we defeated

Luke Neverisky: that.

Ellis Taylor: after we broke

Christopher Hooper: her. Yeah.

Justin Hale: Um, yeah, we're going to do we're going to do things, you know. Oh s***, I have expeditious retreat. I need to

Christopher Hooper: Okay,

Justin Hale: use that. Uh, we're just we're just going to move for now. We're just going to move for now. Hell yeah. I'll take an

Christopher Hooper: cool.

Justin Hale: eight. That's not my car. That's not my car. Get out of here,

Tyram: The the program here knows who naturally should be in first.

Justin Hale: Dylan. Straighten up your car. There you go. Okay, I'm done. But next turn, you just wait. You just wait. Things are

Tyram: Well, you'll see if I'm still there next

[02:20:00]

Justin Hale: going to happen. Uh, I was talking about Zugar. I mean, not

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's

Justin Hale: Zor. I would never do anything. Are

Christopher Hooper: Where Oh,

Tyram: turn. That got written on that. I wrote that. That's right. I wrote that somewhere on

Christopher Hooper: zooore.

Tyram: there.

Justin Hale: we

Walden Briarhelm: Who is

Ali Leonard: Fancy

Luke Neverisky: true.

Walden Briarhelm: that?

Luke Neverisky: See? All

Tyram: There's just so much s*** all over this f****** track

Justin Hale: Whoops.

Ali Leonard: sister.

Luke Neverisky: right. All

Justin Hale: There we

Luke Neverisky: right. Nancy just moved, but now he's in the cheating

Tyram: now.

Justin Hale: go.

Luke Neverisky: zone. Cheating zone. All

Ali Leonard: cheating

Luke Neverisky: right. Pass.

Tyram: Somebody's like building a Rube Goldberg ra on the map right

Ali Leonard: zone.

Justin Hale: anchors. That's how you

Ali Leonard: Max

Tyram: now.

Justin Hale: show

Christopher Hooper: Oh my

Justin Hale: movement.

Christopher Hooper: god.

Tyram: What the is

Walden Briarhelm: So you guys, I think I'm aging over the period of this race. I

Christopher Hooper: Get

Tyram: going

Walden Briarhelm: just I just keep getting worse and worse

Christopher Hooper: what?

Tyram: on? You're a decrepit old

Walden Briarhelm: at what in the f*** is

Tyram: man now. You're losing your racing

Walden Briarhelm: happening.

Ali Leonard: turn.

Walden Briarhelm: I I see some sort of cluster bomb going on down

Tyram: ability.

Walden Briarhelm: there. I don't know if anybody else can see that or if my bif focals are getting bad. I get to move four spots. I'm real excited about my average movement dropping by one to two every roll. These tires just ain't kicking

Tyram: All right, we don't have this much time for

Walden Briarhelm: like they once did. That's my turn.

Tyram: pontification. Let's move

Walden Briarhelm: Oh, I'm

Tyram: on.

Ali Leonard: I'm rolling for

Tyram: Sir

Ellis Taylor: search turn. Search turn. Search double

Ali Leonard: search. Oh, perfect. You're back.

Ellis Taylor: move. Yeah, I'm

Ali Leonard: Too bad.

Ellis Taylor: back. 11. Oh, hello. One, two, three. Oh, shoot. That's not it. Okay, I done. Where's the L's? Oh, okay.

Ali Leonard: And now you have to roll a performance check

Tyram: Oh, performance check

Ali Leonard: deadline.

Ellis Taylor: Ew. Ow.

Tyram: done. Okay. Um, uh, 12. Okay. So, somehow we resisted

Ali Leonard: I 19 on that

Tyram: these irresistible treats.

Ali Leonard: one. Somehow I

Tyram: Damn it.

Ali Leonard: was like after the race I'm the prize

Tyram: Somehow Dland knows you didn't fall for the trap and he's

Ali Leonard: girl across the track just now. It is Zuger's

Christopher Hooper: Zugore. Um,

Tyram: like

Christopher Hooper: I am going to Let's see how close is

Justin Hale: He's not He's not

Ali Leonard: turn.

Christopher Hooper: is their staff. Probably more than a turn.

Justin Hale: close at all.

Christopher Hooper: I I shoot I shoot the

Justin Hale: No, you don't.

Christopher Hooper: staff for six fire

Justin Hale: I'm down.

Christopher Hooper: damage.

Justin Hale: No, I'm not down. I'm at I'm at 69

Christopher Hooper: Good. Stay down. Stay

Ellis Taylor: You did go down twice.

Christopher Hooper: down.

Justin Hale: health. Who am I playing tic tac toe with right now?

Ali Leonard: Nice.

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Tyram: Nice.

Ellis Taylor: Anyone want to play the dot game off to the

Tyram: Nice.

Justin Hale: Oh, you got

Ali Leonard: Are you

Ellis Taylor: side?

Tyram: Toeer, you're done. Okay.

Ali Leonard: done or stop? It's your

Christopher Hooper: sucker. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tyram: Um Oh, right. He's ahead of me now. s***.

Ali Leonard: turn. Yeah.

Tyram: Oh, I was all ready to go.

Justin Hale: What? Oh, right. Sorry. Forot. I forgot

Christopher Hooper: You're in first.

Justin Hale: snap. Um, we're going

Ali Leonard: Justin, I'm going to use your Christian names

Justin Hale: to Whoa. Oh, hold on. Is there another cheating zone up

Ali Leonard: now. My brother's new girlfriend

Justin Hale: there?

Ali Leonard: put my government name on my Christmas card.

Justin Hale: Disgusting.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Ew. Wait, which

Christopher Hooper: What

Justin Hale: Uh, let's burn

Ali Leonard: Chris

Ellis Taylor: brother?

Justin Hale: another spell. We're

Ali Leonard: says Alexandra Leonard. I'm like, "Okay, well, f***

Ellis Taylor: Jeez.

Tyram: Yeah,

Justin Hale: going to up

Ali Leonard: off." I never even f****** met you.

Ellis Taylor: She Maybe he told her to do it to Maybe he told her to do it to be

Justin Hale: you. Do I want to move forward?

Ellis Taylor: funny.

Christopher Hooper: Wait, you move that fast? How'd you move that

Tyram: that's

Justin Hale: Misty step, bro. Burn another spell slot for that

Christopher Hooper: fast? Oh my

Tyram: Well, he can

Justin Hale: she.

Ellis Taylor: No. Jesus. How much misty stuff is happening?

Tyram: miss the step because he has spell slots to burn a

Christopher Hooper: god.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Um, I'm I'm going to I'm going to stay

Tyram: return.

Justin Hale: here. That's it for

Ali Leonard: No.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: Okay, I'm a misty step over here and then I'm going to throw my teleportation dagger.

Justin Hale: me.

Tyram: Um over here, what did I get?

Ellis Taylor: You guys are just trying to win

Justin Hale: It was never It was never about anything other than

Ellis Taylor: now.

Christopher Hooper: That's what I'm saying. And people aren't focused.

Tyram: Yeah, I've already laid the perfect traps for Ellith. I don't need to worry about that anymore.

Justin Hale: winning.

Tyram: I mean, honestly, I'm sure Denlin is convinced that the hooker thing already sealed her fate. All the rest of

Justin Hale: Yep.

Tyram: this is just academic. Okay, so um I bonus action misty step

Justin Hale: 100%.

Tyram: action um to throw my teleportation dagger. And now I'm just going to move. Oh, but only one space. Okay, that's my turn. Actually, wait. Can I just do the teleportation dagger twice a

Ellis Taylor: Is this some

Tyram: turn? Well, it's not a spell, so there's

Justin Hale: Secret

Ellis Taylor: Naruto

Tyram: no don't have that limitation on

Justin Hale: tunnel. It's a secret tunnel.

Ellis Taylor: s***? The secret tunnel.

Tyram: here. Oh, actually, wait. It's a moot point. There's

Ellis Taylor: Oh, if only we had that

Tyram: no way I'd be able to teleport um and still be in the the safe zone. So, never mind. Mood

Justin Hale: It's a moot

Ali Leonard: All right, Lancy's

Luke Neverisky: This

Tyram: point. But I can teleport more than once. I

Ellis Taylor: hole.

Tyram: can just use an action instead of a bonus action. Oh, but wait. All I had left was my move

Ali Leonard: turn.

Tyram: action. So, okay. Double mood point.

Justin Hale: point. Double

Christopher Hooper: Moot. Someone pooped on my

Justin Hale: moves.

Ali Leonard: Was it

Luke Neverisky: is

Ali Leonard: you? You have to taste

Ellis Taylor: Is it poop or

Christopher Hooper: car. No, someone else pooped on my car.

Justin Hale: Who did

Ellis Taylor: chocolate? Yeah, you should. You definitely need to taste that to make sure it's not

Christopher Hooper: I can't delete it.

Walden Briarhelm: It's kind of the rule.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um Oh,

Justin Hale: that? Who would do such a

Ali Leonard: it. So just

Ellis Taylor: chocolate. Serge's

Ali Leonard: turn. Oh, sorry. God, I just see movement.

Ellis Taylor: turn. Serge is just going to move, I guess.

Luke Neverisky: L's Nancy is not done. We're talking about

Ali Leonard: I assume something's done. Lindsay, are you

Luke Neverisky: poop. Um first step, give me a

Justin Hale: thing?

Ali Leonard: done? Linds is not

Luke Neverisky: wisdom save 17.

Ali Leonard: done. Do it.

Justin Hale: you. No, thank

Ali Leonard: Do it. You have

Ellis Taylor: Who?

Justin Hale: you. No, I

Ali Leonard: to land. No. First

Ellis Taylor: Who?

Justin Hale: don't. Well, it's a three on the die, so that's not

Ali Leonard: stop. That's

Christopher Hooper: Gim

Luke Neverisky: sheep. Our sto

Tyram: Hell

Justin Hale: great.

Ali Leonard: not good.

Tyram: yeah.

Justin Hale: No.

Ali Leonard: Are

Tyram: Finally, he's in the

Justin Hale: No.

Ali Leonard: you in the zone or are you out of the zone? Auto

Luke Neverisky: sheep is verse stop in or out. It doesn't

Tyram: zone. The cheating

Ellis Taylor: Everybody's

Luke Neverisky: matter to me. may do it anyway,

Tyram: zone.

Justin Hale: Okay. So, I want to make it clear that Verstop has the most heavily decorated car. So this sheep there's not there's not a patch of white fur on this

Ali Leonard: zone. Can you explain the

Justin Hale: sheep

Ali Leonard: sheep to me? Is the

Ellis Taylor: Oh, did you become a

Justin Hale: is I I have

Ali Leonard: car the sheep or is or stop the

Justin Hale: become the biggest sheep

Luke Neverisky: but

Justin Hale: ever because I am car. You said we're the

Ali Leonard: sheep? So, okay. No. So, okay.

Ellis Taylor: sheep? Is this the origins of

Justin Hale: car. You said we're the cars. You said we're the cars. So now

Ali Leonard: So, technically, yes, I did say you were in the

Ellis Taylor: bad?

Justin Hale: I'm a car-sized sheep. I

Ali Leonard: car, but you yourself as a person can get out of the

Justin Hale: I have become I have become car sheep.

Tyram: You know, I like to think that this is taking place when

Ali Leonard: car. That's no

[02:30:00]

Tyram: uh Brew and Silas are still in with the Sisphus gang in Greyport and Brew is in the audience and he sees a sheep just suddenly appear on the track and he's like heavily breathing, you know, like he sees the sheep of destin And he wants it so

Justin Hale: That that

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, Olivia's wondering like, "Huh, I wonder if

Tyram: bad.

Ali Leonard: Oh

Ellis Taylor: I would be into that

Justin Hale: gift. What?

Ali Leonard: god. Now I need to

Tyram: Goodness. How is

Ali Leonard: know, are you in the zone or out of the

Ellis Taylor: sheep." She's always wing

Tyram: Olivia reacting to all this cheating that's happening to poor

Ali Leonard: zone?

Ellis Taylor: me.

Justin Hale: Um,

Ellis Taylor: I mean, have we has she has any of it happening outside the cheating

Christopher Hooper: She doesn't see the

Tyram: Ellsworth?

Ali Leonard: There's been some weird stuff

Tyram: Oh yeah, that's I think the officials can see cannot see us there.

Justin Hale: you Ellie, you said we are

Ali Leonard: happening.

Tyram: But can't the audience see us? All

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Okay. You and the car are both sheep inside of a sheep.

Ellis Taylor: zones? Oh, she's

Tyram: right.

Justin Hale: car. No, I just want to be I just want to be big sheep.

Ali Leonard: Are you in the zone or out of the

Ellis Taylor: definitely if she's noticed stuff if she's noticed stuff like the drain.

Christopher Hooper: name.

Ali Leonard: zone? Yeah. You're a big sheep inside a little sheep. Are you in the zone or out of the

Justin Hale: I'm I'm in the cheating zone still.

Ali Leonard: zone?

Justin Hale: Yeah, I'm like I'm like half in half

Ali Leonard: Okay. Let me know if you ever get out of the shooting

Justin Hale: out. Say

Ali Leonard: zone. Right. So, are you in

Justin Hale: like So like the the grass eating end is out of the

Ali Leonard: the zone? You have to choose if

Justin Hale: zone, but the grass the grass pooping end is in the

Ali Leonard: somebody can see you or if somebody can't see

Justin Hale: zone.

Ali Leonard: you.

Ellis Taylor: Do you have to make a wisdom saving throw now that you've seen grass and

Justin Hale: We're

Ali Leonard: So,

Ellis Taylor: you're a

Justin Hale: asking the real questions here. So, this sheep is like

Ellis Taylor: sheep? Yeah.

Justin Hale: is like cows sized and it has it has sponsorship decals all over its wool. We're talking Sunbills. We're talking blueox. We're talking going.com. We're talking zuggerfuck sheep. We're talking Montreal.

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: Uh,

Ali Leonard: build submarines.

Justin Hale: ebuildsubmarines.com. Um, why are you being

Ali Leonard: Um, it's another one that's a big sponsor of cards, which is very

Justin Hale: mean? Justin, Ali, just Stalin. All of it. All these sponsors. Why? Why do is that kind of like why God? Just

Ali Leonard: funny.

Luke Neverisky: Montreal.

Justin Hale: why not?

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Y

Luke Neverisky: Oh, you

Tyram: Wait. So there are

Justin Hale: Um, mac

Ali Leonard: dot.edu. Yeah, that's a school. That's a

Tyram: websites.

Walden Briarhelm: Oh. Oh.

Justin Hale: and mac and cheese

Ali Leonard: school.

Ellis Taylor: edu. A school.

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: racing. Yeah. So, that's that's what that's what you're seeing right

Ali Leonard: So, but we can only see the front half because only the front half is

Justin Hale: now.

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: I guess I was double checking real quick.

Justin Hale: Yes.

Ali Leonard: Okay. All of a

Tyram: Justin, I think you're dumb as s*** now. Well, yeah.

Justin Hale: Hey. Whoa, that's hurtful.

Ali Leonard: sudden, you're just slowly

Ellis Taylor: Now you're you're an actual

Tyram: As a sheep, you retain your personality, alignment, creature

Justin Hale: Okay. Yeah, but you didn't

Ali Leonard: walking.

Ellis Taylor: sheep. I told

Tyram: type, hit points, and hit dice. Like you should

Justin Hale: you as dumb as she is.

Tyram: have the sheep's mental ability score, which I'm pretty sure is like a

Justin Hale: s***.

Luke Neverisky: Now,

Ellis Taylor: you. Is he distracted by the giant grassy hill and wants to go

Tyram: one. You are incredibly stupid

Justin Hale: It's not my turn yet,

Ellis Taylor: numb on some grass?

Ali Leonard: And as people see you as a sheep, yellow

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: flags come up everywhere because

Tyram: Oh no. Did something unourred happen?

Justin Hale: Ellis.

Ali Leonard: the officials have seen a car as a

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Ali Leonard: sheep. So that means everybody come to the pit.

Walden Briarhelm: Oh s***.

Justin Hale: I'm not coming.

Ali Leonard: though. Well, cuz you're she can do whatever the f*** you want, but everybody else got to come to the

Walden Briarhelm: Do we are we to assume our lap or are we

Ellis Taylor: So, we got to just move. Oh, there's a sandwich on

Walden Briarhelm: falling to get

Ali Leonard: pit. Yeah, you're supposed to go do your lap and come in in the order

Ellis Taylor: the map

Christopher Hooper: Okay,

Ali Leonard: that you

Ellis Taylor: now.

Christopher Hooper: that means I need to unlap myself,

Ali Leonard: were. No, you just be last and you'd be negative

Christopher Hooper: right?

Tyram: Okay. So, um I'm going to put myself

Walden Briarhelm: Okay.

Ali Leonard: one.

Ellis Taylor: Wait,

Tyram: and you tell me if I'm putting myself in the right spot. So, I'm right

Ellis Taylor: are

Luke Neverisky: That's

Tyram: like here since I'm in front. Oh, go down

Ali Leonard: Thank.

Luke Neverisky: What

Tyram: here. Okay. Should I be further along or is

Walden Briarhelm: I'm just in front of

Ellis Taylor: we I'm just going to trust you

Tyram: that

Ellis Taylor: guys because I haven't been watching the map. I don't really know where

Tyram: right? You should be third from

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Thank you. You were in front of Scotty Mac, I

Ellis Taylor: I should be.

Tyram: last.

Walden Briarhelm: El. Yes,

Ali Leonard: think. Was Scotty Mac in front of you

Walden Briarhelm: perfect.

Ali Leonard: or Okay. No, that's good. And then

Ellis Taylor: Okay. So, wait, were we about

Justin Hale: I already

Ali Leonard: Lansancy. Yeah, he was left by

Ellis Taylor: to

Tyram: and verse

Justin Hale: did. Oh, two of us already

Ali Leonard: Denlin

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, but I'm going to

Justin Hale: did. How long

Ali Leonard: stuff. If

Ellis Taylor: laptoper?

Christopher Hooper: unlab myself with a safety car, so don't worry about

Justin Hale: am I? How long am sheep?

Ali Leonard: we get there, I don't know if you'll get

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: 10. Um, Polymorph lasts an hour. So, if

Ellis Taylor: Oh, what am she?

Tyram: uh if Lancy is concentrating on this, it's

Ali Leonard: through.

Luke Neverisky: I I would break

Tyram: basically permanent. At least as far as the race is

Luke Neverisky: concentration and come

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So then somebody will somebody will heard

Luke Neverisky: back. All right, I'll keep it. All right. All

Tyram: concerned. Oh, I'd love it if you kept the

Ali Leonard: verse stop towards the

Ellis Taylor: Please

Luke Neverisky: right. All right.

Ellis Taylor: keep it. Please keep

Luke Neverisky: And he's still sheep.

Tyram: concentration. Yeah, you do not get other saving

Ali Leonard: front. I need a sheep

Ellis Taylor: it.

Tyram: throws. You're just stuck like

Ali Leonard: emoji. I don't have a sheep

Tyram: that.

Ali Leonard: token. I don't have

Ellis Taylor: We can draw you

Christopher Hooper: What? I

Luke Neverisky: I know a

Christopher Hooper: think Yeah, I've got at least two people that can draw pretty

Justin Hale: I'm gonna leave my mic in here. I need to let the doggo out. He's stress panting because he has to go

Ali Leonard: a So am

Christopher Hooper: well. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: guy.

Justin Hale: potty. That's

Ali Leonard: I though, so it's like I get it. Yeah, I don't

Justin Hale: fair.

Ali Leonard: have any sheep. Sorry about that.

Ellis Taylor: No, I drew a bad

Ali Leonard: Um, bad

Ellis Taylor: sheep. A bad

Ali Leonard: sheep.

Ellis Taylor: sheep. Can I scale it? No, you can't scale it. Oh, that's annoying. Sorry, delete.

Christopher Hooper: Um, Should I go into the pits

Ali Leonard: Welcome. I put you in the pit.

Christopher Hooper: too?

Tyram: Oh, heat.

Christopher Hooper: No. Oh, per step. Okay.

Ali Leonard: And they're gonna herard the sheep towards the

Christopher Hooper: Sorry. That cloud with the face on

Ali Leonard: pit. I'm going to use the

Christopher Hooper: it.

Ali Leonard: car, but it's not letting

Tyram: Someone worked very hard on that cloud with a

Ali Leonard: me move it anymore. And it's a beautiful cloud of face. There's a lot of people working on this and it's really f****** me

Tyram: face.

Ali Leonard: up.

Ellis Taylor: I'm trying to figure out how to delete all these lines.

Ali Leonard: Oh

Ellis Taylor: It's not

Ali Leonard: my god. Where did he

Ellis Taylor: working.

Ali Leonard: go? How's he big now? Whatever. Okay, he's just over there. I don't know. There's too many

Tyram: I ain't touching

Ali Leonard: cooks in one kitchen.

Luke Neverisky: One

Tyram: s***. Justin's a

Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, that's something. Justin's the

Christopher Hooper: Same. Who is the sheep?

Luke Neverisky: more.

Christopher Hooper: Justin. Oh, that sucks for

Tyram: sheep. Really funny

Ali Leonard: sheep. And now the flags have come down and they are red

Christopher Hooper: him. Sorry, dude. It's It's weird

Justin Hale: No, you're

Christopher Hooper: that you drove Blue Ox and you were a sheep the whole

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's

Tyram: though. I mean, if anything, this

Justin Hale: not. You're not sorry at

Ali Leonard: flags. I don't know

Tyram: could be a good like burst staff opportunity here. Like maybe you'll get sponsored by like Certa or

Justin Hale: all.

Ali Leonard: what happened.

Tyram: something

Christopher Hooper: time. They really are racist. They don't let sheep

Ali Leonard: I don't know what I did to your car now. It's a

Luke Neverisky: weird.

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: ball. Anyway, um I

Tyram: Oh jeez, I just noticed

Ali Leonard: f***** up. I don't know what I

Christopher Hooper: drive. We ball.

Tyram: sugar sometimes f*** sheep. I never

Justin Hale: and enjoys

Luke Neverisky: It enjoys

Ali Leonard: did. If someone can fix that, that'd be great. Um

Ellis Taylor: How do you

Christopher Hooper: I I got you a sheep by the

Tyram: just

Ellis Taylor: do fills? I don't

Christopher Hooper: road. You uh you had a

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ellis Taylor: understand. I'm on an iPad. I'm not sure it

Justin Hale: Rest of the

Christopher Hooper: fill the worst the worst help ever.

Luke Neverisky: You just do

Justin Hale: owl.

Ellis Taylor: works. Yes, that

Christopher Hooper: Oh, you had a pill. You had a fill.

Justin Hale: Whoa, my vehicle's built like a brick house

Ellis Taylor: is.

Ali Leonard: um I don't know what I did. Somebody needs to fix it.

Justin Hale: now. Oh no, my headphones are

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: Can you just delete the token and bring

Justin Hale: dying.

Tyram: out another one? I I don't know. I don't

Ali Leonard: You're asking a lot of

Tyram: know. I'm sorry.

Ali Leonard: questions. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I can do that. Actually, maybe I

Christopher Hooper: Do I have enough time to ritual cast

Justin Hale: No. Um, are you guys

Ali Leonard: can. Oh, wait. Here it

Justin Hale: echoing if I'm using this mic with the

Ali Leonard: is.

Christopher Hooper: something?

Justin Hale: speaker?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. No, I'm just

Ali Leonard: There it

Ellis Taylor: How many more scrap are we going to

Christopher Hooper: kidding.

Ellis Taylor: get?

Christopher Hooper: All right, I'll add my my sheep to the

Ellis Taylor: You're the whole

Christopher Hooper: sheep zone.

Ali Leonard: is. He's turned into multiple sheep.

Ellis Taylor: block. Look at all them

Tyram: Lansancy has gotten out of

Justin Hale: Hey,

Tyram: control. He's just mass spawning sheep

Ellis Taylor: scrapers.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Is everybody ready for the next

Tyram: now. Yep.

Ali Leonard: phase? Okay. As

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Wow.

Ali Leonard: you all are sitting in your car, you see the flags around you because there's no lights because it's

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: a different whole situation. So the flags go from yellow flags to red flags and then from red flags to black flags. Meaning that they have stopped the

Christopher Hooper: Oh no.

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Justin Hale: Black flags. They're

Ali Leonard: race like pirates but without the skull and crossbones. It's just plain

Luke Neverisky: That can only mean good

Ali Leonard: black. Yeah. You've never seen it. It's never happened before. They had

Luke Neverisky: things.

Ali Leonard: to like dust them off and then put them on and then because they were

Tyram: Oh, Scotty Mac, do you go for the dwarf

Justin Hale: pirates.

Ali Leonard: like we're never gonna have to reuse

Ellis Taylor: Hello.

Tyram: streak when you're in the pit

Ali Leonard: these right in front of you. You have to roll a wisdom saving

Tyram: there? Do I need to roll performance again? I really want

Ali Leonard: there if you

Tyram: this to happen to Scotty Mac.

Walden Briarhelm: All right, I rolled a seven.

Ali Leonard: want. You want to do

Tyram: Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: So that jerky is

Ali Leonard: it now or after the whole thing that's

Christopher Hooper: after

Tyram: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, he

Ali Leonard: happening, but you can do it now. It's

Christopher Hooper: plot or before plot.

Tyram: he fell for it. You're going for the

Walden Briarhelm: me. Oh yeah.

Ali Leonard: fine. Okay. So, you start to get out of your

Ellis Taylor: He is not paying attention to the

Tyram: treats. All right. When you step When you when you get to where the treats are, there

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I'm I'm out of the car like,

Ellis Taylor: officials.

Luke Neverisky: Excuse

Tyram: is actually a catapult um underneath all the treats. You just get like

Luke Neverisky: me. Okay.

Tyram: launched to the other side of the tree.

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: car.

Ellis Taylor: And it had and it has a sign courtesy

Walden Briarhelm: oh, so nice. I do want

Ellis Taylor: of was

Walden Briarhelm: to ask, can I react to this? Like, I

Ellis Taylor: back.

Walden Briarhelm: have super strength. I'm wondering if in any way I can.

Tyram: No, I don't know. It's not my

Walden Briarhelm: No. All right. How far do I get launched? by this.

Tyram: call. This isn't an attack.

Walden Briarhelm: Well, I have deflect attack or even redirect

Tyram: That of course doesn't

Walden Briarhelm: attack. Yeah, catapults are not

Tyram: apply game mechanic wise. This is a trap, right? This

Walden Briarhelm: siege weapons. I get it. Uh,

Tyram: has nothing to do with

Walden Briarhelm: okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. How far do

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: I get

Luke Neverisky: this old man across the uh the red tracker.

Tyram: abilities.

Walden Briarhelm: plugged?

Tyram: Um, yeah, like 100 feet. I don't

Walden Briarhelm: All right.

Ali Leonard: So like over the

Tyram: know. Denlin

Walden Briarhelm: Uh,

Tyram: sees his trap. It's Scotty Mack instead of Elizabeth and he's like, "Who the hell

Walden Briarhelm: where is

Tyram: is that?

Ali Leonard: crowd. I prefer him just to get flipped so he can be

Tyram: Okay. Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: I just get sent flying into the air, but using my ability

Ali Leonard: here.

Walden Briarhelm: slowfall, I'm able to avoid all damage. And I just land I just kind of

Ali Leonard: You can go 100 feet up and then 100 feet back

Tyram: Okay. Not how slow fall

Walden Briarhelm: land slowly eating the jerky. Like worth it

Ali Leonard: down. That was

Tyram: works. You would take some

Walden Briarhelm: now. All right. Well, it reduces me to for

Ali Leonard: weird. You just

Walden Briarhelm: or reduces 45. What's our next

Ali Leonard: bounce. Everything's

Tyram: damage.

Walden Briarhelm: plot

Justin Hale: Uh, more

Ali Leonard: fine.

Walden Briarhelm: device?

Ali Leonard: What's your next?

Luke Neverisky: What's next? the

Justin Hale: sheep.

Ali Leonard: What? Anybody

Ellis Taylor: Take it away,

Walden Briarhelm: Yes.

Ali Leonard: else want to do anything? Any more

Luke Neverisky: end.

Justin Hale: Yes, I would like

Ellis Taylor: Ally.

Luke Neverisky: A vowel. You want a bow? Okay. Sorry. I'll shut

Walden Briarhelm: It's good.

Ali Leonard: traps?

Ellis Taylor: Serge is calling his lawyers and putting his neck in

Tyram: calling Morgan and

Ali Leonard: Feels about

Ellis Taylor: a brace.

Luke Neverisky: up.

Justin Hale: the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Or for your parents out

Ali Leonard: right.

Ellis Taylor: there, Unicorse from

Tyram: Morgan.

Ali Leonard: So, as you guys are sitting in the pit, you see your teams all come

Ellis Taylor: Bluey.

Ali Leonard: out and your team captains, which or some of you I guess is your dad. I don't know who your team like your team mechanic is.

Luke Neverisky: All

Ali Leonard: They tell you to get out of the car and that the race is cancelled and to get up to the office of Top

Walden Briarhelm: Happy.

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: I'm already out of my

Ali Leonard: Bonito. And if anybody can figure out how to get him into not being a sheep, that

Luke Neverisky: right. I don't know who did that,

Ali Leonard: would be great. A race official is yelling as he like tugs on you with like a

Luke Neverisky: but I don't know. But I'm pretty sure I saw

Ali Leonard: leash.

Luke Neverisky: Elizabeth say a thing or two before it

Tyram: H. This would be an ingenious way to punish orphans when they mouth

Luke Neverisky: happened. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Ali Leonard: and they usher everybody upstairs. And I don't think elevators are invented, so it's a lot of stairs. So, sorry about that. And we have to wait for the sheep to get all the way up there. Can sheep go back downstairs? I don't think cows can. Can sheep go

Tyram: off.

Walden Briarhelm: That's a great question. Goats can

Ali Leonard: downstairs? Is that sheep just kind of stuck

Christopher Hooper: I don't think so. I don't think

Luke Neverisky: That's where you live now for the next 50

Christopher Hooper: so.

Tyram: Well, if if an hour has gone by by the time all this happens, then he would

Luke Neverisky: minutes.

Tyram: turn back to

Ali Leonard: upstairs? It would be pretty much right after the race, so he would still be

Luke Neverisky: What about I guess maybe like I'll

Ali Leonard: a sheep, I

Luke Neverisky: I'll pick an opportune moment to unconentry on polymorph if we can get

Ali Leonard: think.

Luke Neverisky: sheep vers

Tyram: normal. Oh, wait. He polymorphed with his car, right? Right. So when you

Ali Leonard: So the car also Oh my

Ellis Taylor: Because they are one.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I mean the car definitely can't

Ali Leonard: god. That Yeah, that

Christopher Hooper: go downstairs.

Luke Neverisky: up. Well, Tio Bonia is going to have a nice decoration

Ali Leonard: would Oh

Luke Neverisky: in his office.

Ali Leonard: god. Yeah, I need cool decoration. Whenever whenever you want to unpolymorph, you can. If you don't

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All right. No, let's bring the giant sheet up there. Sheep up there for

Ali Leonard: want to, you don't have

Tyram: unpol

Ali Leonard: to. Okay. So, you all make it to the office. Everybody has to help push the sheep up the stairs cuz he's so big. And then there's

Luke Neverisky: now.

Ali Leonard: a bunch of race officials in there. And they all look

Tyram: Denlin is going to go stand

Ali Leonard: very cross like this is

Tyram: with the race officials and look disapprovingly over at the rest

Ali Leonard: their like their one job.

Tyram: of

Christopher Hooper: The zoo does the same

Tyram: you.

Ali Leonard: Damn. And

Ellis Taylor: search has managed to

Christopher Hooper: thing.

Ali Leonard: then yeah. Oh,

Ellis Taylor: find a a arm sling and a neck

Ali Leonard: good. Absolutely. Sell it for

Ellis Taylor: brace and a boot. Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: Scotty Mack looks worried. He's nervous because he knows he did something he wasn't supposed to

Luke Neverisky: I'm not

Walden Briarhelm: during the

Ali Leonard: sure. Yeah. So everybody gets up there and Tito Bonito looks just like a disappointed

Luke Neverisky: working.

Ali Leonard: dad. He invites everybody to sit, but you don't have to if you don't want to. It's at the same table. Yeah. Oh, right. You can't. You broke your

Ellis Taylor: I can't. Can I have a sto? Can I Yeah, I broke my cockix. Do you have a pillow with a

Ali Leonard: cockix.

Ellis Taylor: hole and a stool for my

Ali Leonard: We'll get you those things. Absolutely. I know you need some of you

Ellis Taylor: foot?

Ali Leonard: need medical attention. There is also a sheep in here.

Tyram: is all thanks to

Ali Leonard: Um, that was my question. What is happening? We haven't had to cancel race ever. I'm hearing a lot of information that it was Elizabeth. Elizabeth, are

Tyram: Elizabeth. Well, I can confirm that Elizabeth said

Ali Leonard: you What have you

Tyram: over the radio, "It's sheep time." And then turn staff into

Ali Leonard: done?

Luke Neverisky: It's

Tyram: a sheep. I heard it. I can

Ali Leonard: You heard that? There's multiple

Luke Neverisky: true.

Justin Hale: Shake the non

Ali Leonard: confirmations. Interesting. Race officials, you're hearing

Justin Hale: seriously.

Ali Leonard: this. Interesting.

Christopher Hooper: I watched her multiple times

Ali Leonard: So,

Ellis Taylor: She hit me with

Christopher Hooper: firebolt surge. Very

Ellis Taylor: so much fire and hit my car. Like, oh, I'm going

Tyram: confirm. Yes. Look what she's done to this

Ellis Taylor: to I'm going to need I almost

Christopher Hooper: improper. I think you almost died.

Tyram: filthy

Ali Leonard: Firebolt. This is these are very serious

Ellis Taylor: died.

Ali Leonard: accusations and I'm seeing a lot of proof for it. Um, so let me write this down.

Christopher Hooper: Surge is still on

Tyram: pygmy. Oh,

Ali Leonard: So Serge is slightly on

Tyram: yes. I like the idea that just like burning in front of us this whole

Luke Neverisky: Um, I'm

Ali Leonard: fire. The

Ellis Taylor: I like to imagine my hair is just like

Tyram: time.

Ali Leonard: sheep thing also

Ellis Taylor: smoldering the back and I'm like, "Oh, f***. f***." Going to use the arm that's in the

Christopher Hooper: fire.

Luke Neverisky: gonna I'm going to be uh I'm gonna start edging away

Ali Leonard: bad. A lot of firebolt. I heard something about

Ellis Taylor: swing.

Luke Neverisky: from edging away from verse stop. Just getting some distance between me and the giant sheep. No reason. No

Ali Leonard: hookers. Sure. Okay. The sheep thing. So that's like

Luke Neverisky: reason.

Ali Leonard: at least five big things. Then there was the thing with with Versop's car. So we have precedent. She tried to do something in Versaf's car and

Tyram: You can see on the track too that she created a

Ali Leonard: now he's a

Tyram: shortcut for

Ali Leonard: sheep. There's proof on the Okay, we're going to have

Tyram: herself. Yes, it start in big letters. Shortcut for

Ali Leonard: to check that out. So let me write all this down.

Tyram: Ellmith.

Ali Leonard: So this race is definitely

Christopher Hooper: All right. Saw it for good.

Ali Leonard: canceled. I mean we have to research these allegations. Absolutely. I will also say you also have allegations against you. So, we will be looking into that as well. When

Christopher Hooper: What are you talking

Ali Leonard: you and your dad filed down Elsa's car and then your dad was just kind of caught in her garage. Okay. Well, we'll work on

Christopher Hooper: about? I don't know what you're talking

Ali Leonard: that. I mean, big picture here. There's a lot of accusations against

Christopher Hooper: about.

Tyram: And I don't know if it relates to the race or not, but she was

Ali Leonard: Ellswith and we're gonna have

Tyram: soliciting a bunch of hookers

Ali Leonard: to Yeah, I saw the video something about

Tyram: yesterday.

Ali Leonard: Hookers. Um, we heard talk about something about her car crystal is f*****

Christopher Hooper: My dad is financial

Ali Leonard: up. Okay. Well, that's news. And

Christopher Hooper: crimes lawyer. He has a smoking gun

Ali Leonard: I guess

Christopher Hooper: evidence for Elizabeth offshore bank accounts to avoid

Ali Leonard: we'll I don't know what a lot of those words mean, but we will talk

Christopher Hooper: taxation.

Ali Leonard: about it. But Elizabeth, it definitely looks like there's a lot of cause, so we're going to have to do a lot of investigating on this. For in the meantime, you're definitely

Ellis Taylor: Oh, heat.

Luke Neverisky: All

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Ali Leonard: suspended. Uh I guess that's it. We'll let everyone know. But this race was definitely cancelled. We'll have to reschedule obviously for the

Christopher Hooper: Yes. Yeah. It is best for proceeds to go to

Tyram: The hell it is I was winning. I want those proceeds. Damn

Ali Leonard: final. Well, we'll have to do the race again. This

Luke Neverisky: right. I'm going to unpolymorph

Tyram: it.

Ali Leonard: is okay. So, now

Luke Neverisky: now.

Ali Leonard: there's just a big old car. Do you think that the It's a 2,000lb car. Do you think that it

Tyram: I guess

Ali Leonard: would hold the weight of this

Christopher Hooper: charity.

Tyram: that's a you're the one who's like uh creating the theater of the mind space

Ali Leonard: car?

Christopher Hooper: H maybe

Tyram: for this office. Do you think the floor?

Ali Leonard: There's a lot of creaking, I would say. And

Ellis Taylor: Wow. What's What's the construction type

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: there's I would say

Ellis Taylor: 5B? Are we thinking heavy timber? They have concrete

Ali Leonard: it's I would say it's they're pretty it's

Ellis Taylor: yet?

Ali Leonard: pretty sturdy, but not that sturdy. So, I'm going to maybe usher everyone out. Did anybody else just see Elizabeth do that? Did she

Luke Neverisky: Yes, I saw

Ali Leonard: undo it? Okay,

Christopher Hooper: Get Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: her.

Tyram: Of course you

Ali Leonard: everybody

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: she stopped. She stopped thinking about something and

Ali Leonard: out. That's crazy. These things are

Christopher Hooper: then he become a

Tyram: did.

Ali Leonard: crazy. She's definitely suspended. Zigger, you might I don't know. We're

Christopher Hooper: car.

Ali Leonard: gonna have to look into that. Um, but we

Christopher Hooper: You'll speak to my

Ali Leonard: have which is your

Christopher Hooper: lawyer.

Walden Briarhelm: Let's go.

Ali Leonard: dad. Okay, great. We'll have a

Ellis Taylor: Smart to use a financial lawyer

Ali Leonard: meeting.

Ellis Taylor: for

Ali Leonard: Well, she's definitely suspended. We're going to redo this race next weekend. El

Christopher Hooper: Yes.

Ali Leonard: Smith, I'm I feel like there's going to be something

Ellis Taylor: criminal

Luke Neverisky: Good. Yes.

Ali Leonard: legal against you, too. like I feel like we're going to have to press charges against you possibly. You just turned that man into a

Christopher Hooper: for

Ali Leonard: sheep. And Elsa this entire time is just like what is happening? What is happening? And she's like looking at Scotty and Mac like I didn't see any of that. What is happening? Did you see

Christopher Hooper: sure. You're a bad person.

Luke Neverisky: Thank

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah. I I I don't

Ali Leonard: that? What

Luke Neverisky: you.

Walden Briarhelm: I don't know what's going on. I I was I

Ali Leonard: is Yeah. Did you see any of that happen,

Walden Briarhelm: I kept just falling behind in the race. It was like somebody

Tyram: Denlin's going to be very conspicuously staring

Walden Briarhelm: was pulling me back the whole race,

Tyram: at Scotty like what the f*** are you doing? Come

Walden Briarhelm: too.

Ali Leonard: Scotty? Are Scotty, are you saying that she like cast a spell on you to make you

Walden Briarhelm: Well, may

Ali Leonard: slower? And then Elsa is just like,

Walden Briarhelm: maybe I don't know.

Ali Leonard: Scotty, what? You didn't do

Walden Briarhelm: It had to have been magic. How else did I continuously slow down

Ali Leonard: anything.

Tyram: on.

Walden Briarhelm: the entire

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Walden Briarhelm: race?

Ali Leonard: So, okay, great. Awesome. Thank you everyone for this. And she she just

Walden Briarhelm: As she's leaving, Scotty

Ali Leonard: leaves

Luke Neverisky: Come

Walden Briarhelm: has it wells up in the the eyes of his

Tyram: You said El was the one leaving. Uh

Walden Briarhelm: uh his moment of realizing.

Ali Leonard: dramatically.

Tyram: Dan's going to be like more like

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, Scotty is

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: smells. Got it.

Walden Briarhelm: sad.

Ali Leonard: Damn it. f****** got her ass. f****** got her

Tyram: Been holding on to that one for

Luke Neverisky: on.

Ali Leonard: ass. And then he Tito has all the race officials leave to go investigate

Tyram: weeks.

Ali Leonard: her car cuz there's got to be s*** wrong with it. And then he's like, "We did it everyone.

Walden Briarhelm: Well, I feel terrible. I've got

Ali Leonard: Congratulations. Well,

Tyram: Who the hell are you

Walden Briarhelm: to call my

Ali Leonard: you

Walden Briarhelm: dad. This race feels like it's aged me a lot. I can't believe

Ali Leonard: shouldn't. Yeah.

Walden Briarhelm: I had to go through with this. I'm calling

Ali Leonard: You say to make a lot of money. I think you'll be

Tyram: anyway?

Walden Briarhelm: my papy.

Ali Leonard: fine.

Christopher Hooper: I'm

Ali Leonard: bad

Christopher Hooper: calling my dad. And she snips out of the

Luke Neverisky: I guess I'm calling my daddy.

Justin Hale: We're We're

Luke Neverisky: Who?

Tyram: D's just going to walk out of the room

Justin Hale: calling people

Ali Leonard: lawyer. Okay. Well, thanks everyone. You guys did

Christopher Hooper: room.

Tyram: like

Justin Hale: now. You could really go for a

Ali Leonard: great.

Ellis Taylor: We did

Justin Hale: salad

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Justin Hale: now.

Ali Leonard: So, I have a list of everything else, but that's been accused of.

Ellis Taylor: it.

Walden Briarhelm: All

Ali Leonard: Um, but the crystal that she had in her car is not hers. It's her like her family has two

Tyram: Oh, is that what uh Fakery

Ali Leonard: crystals her brother was working on. Yeah. So, it's

Walden Briarhelm: right.

Ali Leonard: like her mom's crystal. her the Cooper crystal, which was Olivia's, is the one

Tyram: did? Oh, so like

Ali Leonard: that's like registered, but they switched it out

Tyram: even if we had done

Ali Leonard: for the other crystal, the other family

Tyram: like nothing, Vachery kind of had like had her in the

Ali Leonard: crystal. It was Yeah, it was in the back

Tyram: start. Yeah, good call.

Ali Leonard: pocket just in case. But y'all went hoorde,

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Yeah. In case we

Ali Leonard: so she is

Ellis Taylor: couldn't

Luke Neverisky: just want to have a

Ali Leonard: definitely she has got a lot to

Luke Neverisky: race. Yeah, we just trying to have an honest race here, you

Ali Leonard: refute.

Christopher Hooper: I can't believe what she

Tyram: Does no one respect the

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, a nice clean

Christopher Hooper: did. I don't even I run

Luke Neverisky: know. Apparently

Tyram: integrity of being a racist

Ellis Taylor: race.

Christopher Hooper: for a nonprofit.

Luke Neverisky: not. s***.

Tyram: anymore? Can you say that again in Christopher Walkman speak?

Ali Leonard: absolutely. But now you guys get to get sponsored by like

Luke Neverisky: What

Tyram: Say that again with like Christopher Walking

Ali Leonard: the whole thing. You guys get to be sponsored by like big

Luke Neverisky: the apparently not

Ali Leonard: pharma.

Tyram: Cadence. Thank

Ali Leonard: Well,

Tyram: you.

Ali Leonard: that's all she had. And now she's

Luke Neverisky: s***? We've disgraced your PC. Good

Ali Leonard: how she is

Luke Neverisky: job,

Justin Hale: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: Cool. We bullied Elizabeth.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: everyone.

Tyram: Just barely didn't kill

Ali Leonard: today. Flynn. Yeah, she got

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. So, looks like

Ali Leonard: pretty

Christopher Hooper: we have enough time. We'll uh move into our next

Ali Leonard: low.

Ellis Taylor: Yay.

Luke Neverisky: Is it the one where Luke takes a a

Tyram: her.

Christopher Hooper: session. Yeah. All right. So, you you find yourself circled around a bald man and he

Luke Neverisky: sleep?

Ali Leonard: Dad, turn him

Christopher Hooper: is

Ali Leonard: into a

Christopher Hooper: incapacitated. One of you is a

Ali Leonard: sheep. Oh, good. Cuz he's

Christopher Hooper: sheep.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that must be

Ali Leonard: sleeping.

Ellis Taylor: See the ball

Ali Leonard: My

Ellis Taylor: sneak to

Ali Leonard: favorite Christmas

Ellis Taylor: the Sorry, that's those top little bunnies.

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ellis Taylor: Sorry, I watched too much. Mr.

Christopher Hooper: Well, thank you, Ally.

Ali Leonard: song.

Ellis Taylor: Rachel. I hope you had fun,

Christopher Hooper: I hope you had fun. All right, no comment

Tyram: Hell

Ali Leonard: It was a

Ellis Taylor: too.

Christopher Hooper: again. Great. Okay, cool. Well, great Friday

Luke Neverisky: Of all

Justin Hale: That was Definitely a

Ali Leonard: session and we did

Ellis Taylor: Yay. Oh, no.

Luke Neverisky: the sessions, it was certainly one of them.

Ali Leonard: it. It was definitely one of them and

Luke Neverisky: No way to

Tyram: yeah. I had a real

Ali Leonard: we and we did

Luke Neverisky: where to um where to innovate and kind of something

Tyram: hoot.

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: everybody. Okay, Ally, what was your

Ali Leonard: Well, it doesn't really matter. It's already

Christopher Hooper: vision?

Justin Hale: session.

Ellis Taylor: Hello.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: new.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All

Ali Leonard: happened. What an upper that. No, that was good. We ended up accusing her and it's good. We did

Christopher Hooper: right.

Luke Neverisky: We did

Justin Hale: We did

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: it. We did

Luke Neverisky: it. So, are we picking back up with the main

Justin Hale: it.

Luke Neverisky: story next week or what's the plan?

Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, that's a great question. Who's going to

Tyram: I'll be

Justin Hale: What

Christopher Hooper: be here next

Walden Briarhelm: I think I'm

Justin Hale: is

Ellis Taylor: I should E.

Christopher Hooper: week?

Ali Leonard: I think I

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Will

Justin Hale: it?

Christopher Hooper: over over the next like will anyone be

Tyram: around.

Christopher Hooper: missing a decent amount over the next few weeks as we go through like the

Luke Neverisky: I mean

Christopher Hooper: holidays? I assume we're off the

Tyram: Um Christmas Yeah, Christmas is Thursday, right?

Christopher Hooper: 26th.

Ali Leonard: will.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I think I won't be there this that is it the

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: second or when is New Year's?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. January 2nd. Yeah. So,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Um, hold on. What time do you start in

Christopher Hooper: we'll probably cancel for the 26 in a

Tyram: So

Justin Hale: Heat.

Ellis Taylor: Nashville? Is it 7?

Christopher Hooper: second. Seven.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. So, I will be at my parents. I'll be doing bedtime. So, I'll

Luke Neverisky: probably.

Ellis Taylor: just be really late on

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Next

Tyram: yeah, well actually

Ellis Taylor: Friday. Yeah. Next Friday. I'll be in I'll be in Henderson. I'll be in

Tyram: So for you

Ellis Taylor: Hendersonville, but that's like bedtimes. I'll be

Christopher Hooper: Friday.

Tyram: mentioned uh last week potentially doing in person but

Ellis Taylor: on

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: having to move it to Saturday. Is that still a thing we

Ellis Taylor: by

Tyram: want to do or

Christopher Hooper: Uh, will it only

Tyram: consider? And I think Ally said

Ellis Taylor: It would just be the three of us.

Christopher Hooper: be Ellis Taylor and I,

Tyram: she could do it if it was a

Ali Leonard: I have to see with his

Tyram: Saturday. Okay. Um, if that's

Ali Leonard: overtime

Tyram: uh not really a thing, then yeah, I guess we should just do virtual as normal on

Ali Leonard: now.

Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. Yeah. And I can all we can also get together separately depending on

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'll check with

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

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Christopher Hooper: schedules too. Let us know Ally.

Tyram: Friday. We should have fun without Zack, Luke, or

Ali Leonard: his schedule because they're like doing mandatory

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: I was going to go to Ohio and meet with

Ali Leonard: like overtime on the weekend now for

Luke Neverisky: Justin then. So be

Tyram: Justin. That way you both

Ali Leonard: him.

Christopher Hooper: Um I think I wanted to do a couple um of

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ali Leonard: Oops. Goblins. It's already right

Christopher Hooper: interlude uh sessions. So,

Luke Neverisky: I'm

Christopher Hooper: um, yes, it's all the the Brew backstory and the Elmo backstory and then the um also the um

Tyram: lose.

Ali Leonard: there.

Christopher Hooper: Helisana backstory uh are ones that I thought would be fun to run. I also have one that's

Luke Neverisky: all

Ali Leonard: I was going to say like young

Christopher Hooper: like very unrelated that's an Olivia backstory.

Ali Leonard: Olivia, like young

Ellis Taylor: He'll need He'll need

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, it's a it

Tyram: Like what even

Ellis Taylor: Oh my goodness. An

Christopher Hooper: yeah, um,

Tyram: would an Olivia origin thing look like? I feel like there's not much intrigue in Olivia's

Ali Leonard: SVU. I mean,

Christopher Hooper: so it yeah, it's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: murder. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: not it's not so much about Olivia as like there is

Luke Neverisky: Forwards.

Tyram: origin.

Ellis Taylor: episodeun

Christopher Hooper: like a plot that an adventure that is not related to the main plot that I would want to do that I could tie Olivia's story

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: into uh uh so so that's one as well. Um so I might just do a poll uh for next session of those and give you a little blurb about them and then we'll just

Luke Neverisky: That

Justin Hale: Cool.

Ali Leonard: Sounds

Christopher Hooper: run whatever y'all want to run basically. Um but I mean we got to we got

Ali Leonard: good.

Christopher Hooper: to run Helisana's origin at some point, right?

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Then we'll know if we're really her

Christopher Hooper: I feel like that's a good

Luke Neverisky: works.

Christopher Hooper: session. Yeah, we got to learn who she

Justin Hale: Cool.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Yeah. We're all super confused.

Luke Neverisky: That makes six of

Ali Leonard: friends.

Luke Neverisky: us. I

Christopher Hooper: is.

Luke Neverisky: kid. I

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay, cool. So, I'll put a post out for next time and we can also base it on like if people are missing

Luke Neverisky: kid. That

Christopher Hooper: next week, you can let us

Luke Neverisky: works.

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Christopher Hooper: know. Thank you, Ally. We all had

Walden Briarhelm: Yeah, I laughed a lot which

Ellis Taylor: I had

Luke Neverisky: That's the Yeah. And I learned Zach has really good uh

Walden Briarhelm: that's my that's my

Ali Leonard: Good. That's good. That's the

Luke Neverisky: paint skills,

Walden Briarhelm: version. Oh

Ali Leonard: key. Yeah, absolutely. So, we

Ellis Taylor: fun. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: fun. Yeah,

Walden Briarhelm: no.

Ali Leonard: just need to give everybody a doodle pad during sessions

Ellis Taylor: I still want to know how you do feel.

Christopher Hooper: true. You

Walden Briarhelm: I'm

Ali Leonard: now. You're welcome.

Luke Neverisky: so remember it's more

Ali Leonard: No, it was good. It was

Luke Neverisky: it's less about the the end and more about the doodles we made along the

Ali Leonard: great. That's what

Luke Neverisky: way.

Walden Briarhelm: sorry. Oh

Ali Leonard: I'm saying.

Christopher Hooper: did. I can't believe.

Ali Leonard: Good

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, good night

Walden Briarhelm: boy. Anyway, guys, have a good weekend.

Ellis Taylor: Good night.

Christopher Hooper: everybody.