2025-12-19
Christopher Hooper: My bless.
Luke Neverisky: Hey, what's going on? What's that?
Justin Hale: What's up? Chilling. Chilling. I need to add these to the shelf. But where will they go? There's good for now. I put together my
Luke Neverisky: Oh, hell
Justin Hale: IKEA shelves. and got all my games on
Luke Neverisky: yeah. That is a full shelf, my guy. Oh, yeah. That is two. You
Justin Hale: them. It's two shelves
Luke Neverisky: are getting your money's worth in a dollar per square inch on your
Justin Hale: full.
Luke Neverisky: shell.
Justin Hale: Absolutely. Yeah. It's
Luke Neverisky: And I know
Justin Hale: amazing that they all fit on there, too. So
Luke Neverisky: board games aren't light either. So that uh that's Swedish
Justin Hale: good. No, they're
Luke Neverisky: engineering
Justin Hale: not. The honestly, the IKEA bookshelves are like
Luke Neverisky: like
Justin Hale: the best bang for your
Luke Neverisky: damn I wish I lived there in India because that would be pretty
Justin Hale: buck. They are perpetually out of
Luke Neverisky: great. I guess that makes sense.
Justin Hale: stock. That's the only thing that sucks. Um, Christina basically has a notification for that color that anytime they go in, they come in stock because we're not near like an IKEA uh store. Um, so I guess that's the thing. If you're near an IKEA store, they're much more in stock because the stores get priority over shipping. Um, but they're like
Luke Neverisky: Got it.
Justin Hale: chronically out of stock
Luke Neverisky: Okay, I guess that makes sense. They're so popular in that
Justin Hale: online. Yeah. But
Luke Neverisky: regard.
Justin Hale: yeah, so nice to have them all on display. See the the bottom is
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: uh Frost Haven, Gloom Haven, Gloom Haven. That one is Topheer's copy that I that I accidentally stole. And then that's my copy. And then Frost
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Dog.
Justin Hale: Haven, where the where the dog butt is,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh.
Justin Hale: um has never been opened. Yeah, it is still still factory sealed because
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Justin Hale: uh haven't haven't had a chance to play it yet. Yeah, that um was that the one? No, I had to pack that one. Maybe not. Oh, it was uh Dice Throne. I
Luke Neverisky: man.
Justin Hale: ordered Dice Throne X-Men on their Kickstarter and it took them over a year to uh to finish. So, I kickstarted it in Nashville and I had to tell them to change my address for the shipping because it took them that long to finally push the game
Luke Neverisky: Oh man, good thing that actually worked
Justin Hale: out.
Luke Neverisky: out. I know sometimes that can be all sorts of lucky with changing addresses and like you sure you got are you sure you got it? Are you
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: sure?
Justin Hale: Yeah. I uh I actually got it sent to my in-laws house because I didn't know if
Luke Neverisky: That's Yeah, totally
Justin Hale: we have the keys for this house
Luke Neverisky: smart. Yep, that makes
Justin Hale: yet. Yeah. The uh the office the old office is coming
Luke Neverisky: sense.
Justin Hale: together. Got my my racing rig set
Luke Neverisky: Nice. Does that make you
Justin Hale: up. Oh, my charger fell
Luke Neverisky: like code faster or something? Does that make you type
Justin Hale: out. Do
Luke Neverisky: code
Justin Hale: what? That would be amazing. Just like scroll
Luke Neverisky: faster?
Justin Hale: through with wheel
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, actually. Yeah. You can do it like an old uh like an old iPod or something where the you rotate clockwise and it scrolls to the right until it finds
Justin Hale: turns. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: a new line. You could be doing that forever in a in a solution, but it would be fun.
Christopher Hooper: I um I'm
Justin Hale: That was that'll be
Christopher Hooper: testing out some earbuds tonight that I just got. So, we'll see
Luke Neverisky: Well, you sound you sound
Christopher Hooper: how it goes.
Luke Neverisky: like you. That's a a step in the right
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Now I'm wondering, could you just hear my brother-in-law
Justin Hale: fun.
Luke Neverisky: direction. I heard I heard like a a word, but not like a
Christopher Hooper: talking?
Luke Neverisky: sound, but
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Do you hear a fussy
Justin Hale: No,
Christopher Hooper: baby? All right. Oh, me? Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: nope. Just unless that's you,
Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. Uh yeah, Matthew, I got the the Buds uh two and it has transparency which is the important part. So I could hear you even though I have them on and
Justin Hale: but
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Christopher Hooper: I can hear the people on my call and maybe they can't hear the baby that's fussing on me right now.
Luke Neverisky: What?
Christopher Hooper: Can you hear that? Can you hear the fuzzy baking? That's amazing. Okay, great. Um, cool. We will continue to test this. How's my uh voice quality coming
Luke Neverisky: story. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: in?
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. All right, more experiments to
Luke Neverisky: Perfect.
Christopher Hooper: come. I agree about IKEA bookshelves. We have like several We have like matching billies on either side of the the bookcase or on the fireplace. And yeah, like to get something equivalent is so much more expensive than the IKEA
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: ones. But yeah, like I've only seen
Justin Hale: dude. That's crazy. quality is
Christopher Hooper: them available once and we got the two that we
Justin Hale: so
Christopher Hooper: needed.
Justin Hale: yeah they were only doing uh two two Billy bookshelves per
Christopher Hooper: Oh wow. Oh wow.
Justin Hale: order. So we had to make two accounts in our different
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god. Really? That's
Justin Hale: names in order for us to get four of them.
Christopher Hooper: crazy. Did you get them delivered or are they Is
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: there
Justin Hale: Yeah, because I was not going
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: to drive two hours to uh I don't think
Christopher Hooper: I
Justin Hale: it was even Cleveland. I think it was Columbus for the nearest
Christopher Hooper: mean, so you're closer to an IKEA
Justin Hale: like distribution center or
Tyram: Disgusting.
Christopher Hooper: than I am because my closest one is
Justin Hale: something.
Christopher Hooper: Memphis, which
Justin Hale: Probably. Um it wasn't an actual IKEA either. It was like
Tyram: Columbus.
Christopher Hooper: is Oh, a pickup
Justin Hale: uh just like a place routinely drop off to or something.
Christopher Hooper: spot. Oh, okay. Okay. There there is one of those
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: in Nashville, but it's like if I'm going to do that, I might as well just get it delivered.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Um, there's an IKEA in
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: How Okay, not too bad.
Justin Hale: Columbus.
Tyram: Awesome.
Christopher Hooper: How close is that? Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: Interesting. About two
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, there is a closer IKEA to you than than me.
Justin Hale: hours.
Christopher Hooper: Amazing.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Hello,
Tyram: Hey guys. So, I actually had a few questions about uh tonight. Are we like Brew's family or just like I saw there was like an operative Brew
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: Taylor.
Tyram: who I assume is you know
Christopher Hooper: Um well uh
Justin Hale: We're all related.
Christopher Hooper: I was going to spend the first part um having you all define um how you're all associated with one another. I love the idea that you're all like
Tyram: Brew
Christopher Hooper: uh maybe related like kind of like a mafia like your cousins and second cousins and uncles and sisters and whatever. Um, but y'all could y'all can uh you know throw out
Tyram: I think it would be funniest like apparently the objective is to like uh cause mischief to awaken the the island turtle that we're like living on,
Christopher Hooper: ideas. Yes. Mhm.
Tyram: right? I like I kind of think it would be funny if we were just like a Rotary club or you know just like something like that would be like a very loose association in our society but it's like a
Christopher Hooper: like the
Tyram: sacred covenant amongst
Christopher Hooper: Freemasons or
Tyram: goblins. Yeah. But it's just like we're like uh like a bowling club or something like
Christopher Hooper: something.
Tyram: that.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. A
Tyram: I guess we can talk about that once Ally
Christopher Hooper: Rotary Club. What? What exactly is a Rotary
Tyram: arrives.
Christopher Hooper: Club? Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: I It's something I know old people do. Um
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: Well, I imagine Justin will join any day now,
Christopher Hooper: Same. You'll join a Rotary Rotary Club any day as being the oldest one in our group?
Justin Hale: What am I? Oh, I was
Tyram: but No, you're not. But you
Christopher Hooper: No.
Justin Hale: like, "Oh, that's so
Tyram: like No, personalitywise, I think
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think you're
Justin Hale: depressing." Oh, fair. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. No, that's that's
Tyram: you're like the most likely to do an old person thing like
Christopher Hooper: younger than I am, aren't you? By like four
Justin Hale: totally Oh, yes. Duh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You old ass.
Tyram: that. Okay. Rotary Club is a local chapter of Rotary International, a global service organization, a business and professional leaders who
Christopher Hooper: days.
Tyram: volunteer to serve their communities and the world by promoting peace,
Luke Neverisky: All
Tyram: fighting disease, providing clean water, supporting education, and growing local economies. Okay, so it does sound more like
Christopher Hooper: Oh, so it is like a Freemason.
Tyram: like a Knights of Columbus or like a uh like a Freemason type of thing than
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I thought
Tyram: I thought it was.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I I like you thought Rotary was some like cribage
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: game or
Justin Hale: I thought it just had to do with the old ass
Tyram: something like that. I thought it was just like some sort
Christopher Hooper: something.
Tyram: of like like local community center type thing. I don't
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, uh I would like y'all to tell me at any point if you hear like
Justin Hale: telephones.
Christopher Hooper: or other people like any sort of unwanted
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: noise from me. Um,
Tyram: I actually couldn't hear what you said because you cut out
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Tyram: right when you said if you hear any and then I didn't
Christopher Hooper: this I I think that just might be
Justin Hale: same. That was kind of
Tyram: hear
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: because I'm leaving my Wi-Fi and heading into
Luke Neverisky: that makes
Christopher Hooper: cellular. Um,
Tyram: anything. That must be it.
Christopher Hooper: okay, good to know. But yeah, if I if you hear any
Justin Hale: ironic.
Tyram: Hey
Luke Neverisky: sense. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: background noise or anything, let me know. Hi Ally. Oh, I want
Justin Hale: She making cookies. Did you make enough
Christopher Hooper: a
Justin Hale: for the class? Did
Tyram: Hell
Justin Hale: you bring enough for the class? Oh, you're muted and you're far
Tyram: yeah. I was about to say even if she did, that's like just a waste of cookies
Justin Hale: away.
Tyram: because, you know, couldn't it possibly get it in front of us?
Christopher Hooper: cookie. Except Ally, open the
Tyram: Well, she could conceivably drive them to
Christopher Hooper: front door.
Tyram: either Luke or to Toeer and I Nashville, but not both because like I feel like she's actually probably about equidistant between us
Christopher Hooper: Well, Ellis is in Nashville, so she should definitely make the Nashville
Tyram: roughly. That is a good point.
Christopher Hooper: trip.
Justin Hale: My god, why did I pay so much for this thing? Fresh
Tyram: What is
Justin Hale: to hell. It's an old Nintendo
Tyram: that?
Justin Hale: 2DS. It's one of the old ones. One of the
Tyram: That's a 2DS. Oh,
Justin Hale: what they call the doors stop
Tyram: okay. Okay. Yeah. I didn't remember them having such like kind
Justin Hale: ones.
Tyram: of like a Fisher Price looking like case to
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. The new 2DS's
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: So, so everyone
Justin Hale: are
Christopher Hooper: uh I know Justin like said, "Hey, try out this game and we can play together." Don't do it. You will lose countless hours of your life. It
Justin Hale: clamshell. It's so good. It's such a good
Christopher Hooper: is. It's got kind of like a Pokemon feel to it. Like a fast-paced
Justin Hale: game. Little
Christopher Hooper: Pokemon
Justin Hale: bit. I can see that. Yeah. Uh, it's it's
Tyram: It looks like it's card collection of some
Justin Hale: um auto battler deck
Christopher Hooper: feel. Yeah. But it's very fast.
Justin Hale: builderish.
Christopher Hooper: Like each game is like 10 minutes or
Tyram: sort.
Christopher Hooper: so if you're thinking
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. I'm very surprised at the inapp purchases not being crazy
Tyram: Well, that's
Justin Hale: exploitive. Yeah. Like you can buy
Tyram: a change of pace for how it normally goes these
Justin Hale: new characters or uh new captains, but you don't have to. Like I I think I only bought one and that's because um I had the coin the gems or whatever from being in the beta for
Tyram: days.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Interesting.
Justin Hale: it. So like I I haven't actually spent any of my own money
Christopher Hooper: I kind of wonder if
Tyram: Hell
Christopher Hooper: like at some point all the best captains
Justin Hale: yet.
Christopher Hooper: are like
Justin Hale: Maybe. I mean, in this season, I'm at level 21 and I haven't run into any captains that um I've seen that are paid
Tyram: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: paywald. Well, you paid and
Justin Hale: for. I don't think a lot of people buy them,
Christopher Hooper: you're level 21 and I haven't paid and I'm level four. So, seems kind of
Justin Hale: honestly. I think I play a whole lot more than
Christopher Hooper: sus. Seems kind of
Justin Hale: you. I honestly I don't know if I think it would be sad if I was able to see the amount of hours that I've played that
Christopher Hooper: suspicious.
Justin Hale: game. I've put
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I get so annoyed when
Justin Hale: far too many hours in that
Christopher Hooper: like someone some bot is playing
Justin Hale: game.
Christopher Hooper: me round two and they already have like a gold card and I'm like, "Oh, it's going to be this is going to be an uphill
Justin Hale: Yeah, there's some where it's like turn three, they already have cards in the
Christopher Hooper: battle." Yeah.
Justin Hale: like attack and health of the 30s with golds and I'm
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: like, you do
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Christopher Hooper: b*******. I also stupidly just realized today that when you gold, you get treasure for
Justin Hale: that. Mhm. holding cards is is sometimes more advantageous than anything else. Midas, if you haven't played with Midas yet, his actually that captain becomes
Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah. Well, I thought it was stupid because
Justin Hale: pretty pretty
Christopher Hooper: I'm like I like barely ever gold cards. Like why is this useful? I'm like, "Oh, oh, I
Justin Hale: goated. Oh, that's why.
Christopher Hooper: see." Yeah. So, it's pretty fun. Don't get it. It'll
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: waste a lot of your
Justin Hale: It is. It is deceptively time wasty. It's so fun to play though. Like I play it all the time when I'm like waiting in a doctor's office or, you know, waiting to pick up Olly in the school line or whatever.
Christopher Hooper: life. Yeah. I
Justin Hale: It's so
Christopher Hooper: was uh I think it was a couple nights ago. I was waiting for Jasmine getting ready for bed and I'm like, "All right, I'll play a couple games." And I'm like, "Holy s***, it's
Justin Hale: good. Mhm. I've I've 100% done that where like Christina's falling asleep and she'll wake up and she's like, "Dude, it's one o'clock in the morning. Go to sleep." I'm like, "No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: midnight. I need a timer for
Justin Hale: god." Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: this.
Justin Hale: Seriously, I needed something off the shelf. What did I
Christopher Hooper: Okay, these are my first headphones with transparency mode, and it's so cool. It's like really
Justin Hale: need?
Christopher Hooper: high quality. It's very
Justin Hale: Is that freaking you
Christopher Hooper: odd, but I, you know, I like it a lot.
Tyram: What does it mean for headphones to be
Christopher Hooper: It's It's like you can hear around you as if you did not have earbuds in, but you still get
Justin Hale: out?
Christopher Hooper: like high quality audio through your
Justin Hale: Yep. So it dual purposes the mic. So like your um so AirPods
Tyram: transparent?
Luke Neverisky: Perfect.
Justin Hale: for instance that have the mic on them, it's actively taking the noise in the
Christopher Hooper: earbuds.
Justin Hale: microphones and pushing it into your ears uh but then filtering it as well. So if noises get too loud, it like lowers the volume in your ears, but you still hear it. Like you still hear everything that's going on. I actually wore my AirPods in transparency mode to the system of a down
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. You and Joseph did
Justin Hale: concert for that reason.
Christopher Hooper: that, right?
Justin Hale: Uh, Joseph had
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I had loops, too. Yeah. Which were pretty
Justin Hale: loopies or
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: Fancy. So, hey, um Martha's not going to be here for an hour
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: and uh Zach ain't coming. So, I think everybody's
Christopher Hooper: right, cool. Um, this
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: should give everyone time, if you haven't already, to look at that
Justin Hale: loops.
Christopher Hooper: uh that web page I sent you
Tyram: Would you
Christopher Hooper: all. Uh,
Tyram: recommend us having the a tab with that open for
Christopher Hooper: you don't really need to. Um if it was just a setting
Tyram: tonight?
Christopher Hooper: the setting the the context and the mood and um and also to give y'all uh uh your
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: What's
Christopher Hooper: first uh prompt of the evening is uh what type of organization is this? Like uh who are each of you? Um yeah, how do you know each other?
Luke Neverisky: that?
Tyram: Okay. So, Al, um I was talking to them earlier. My vote would be
Ali Leonard: not as
Tyram: for something frivolous, but which we take super
Ali Leonard: part. So, we're not all bruised
Tyram: seriously, like we're an ultimate team or something. Well, we could all be Bruce Cousins, but we could also be like an ultimate frisbee team or both, you
Ali Leonard: cousins. Yeah. Like a bowling league or
Tyram: know. Yeah, I actually did say bowling. I also said a Rotary Club, but apparently I did not understand what a
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yeah. And then we looked up what a
Justin Hale: So
Ali Leonard: like
Tyram: Rotary Club actually is.
Christopher Hooper: Rotary Club
Justin Hale: we we could duel this. We could double it
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Justin Hale: though and be a bowling club called Brews Cousins. That's
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: that's just our name.
Ali Leonard: Are we not actually related to
Justin Hale: It's
Ali Leonard: maybe some maybe you are related to Brew and then maybe you're not cuz like people bring their
Justin Hale: a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that that whole
Ali Leonard: people bring their friends into
Tyram: So, yeah.
Justin Hale: like friends
Ali Leonard: groups the Brew's cousins and then eventually they all left and none
Tyram: started off with just the Hey.
Christopher Hooper: was.
Justin Hale: thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: of us are actually related to
Tyram: Uh, hey uh Justin, how do goblin names
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Brew.
Tyram: work? Is Brew his given name or his
Justin Hale: My cannon was that um
Tyram: surname?
Justin Hale: the names are basically just like
Ali Leonard: There's like 20 bruise in my kindergarten
Justin Hale: sounds. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: look. Well, your your full name is Felonius Brute,
Justin Hale: exactly. Yeah. So, so Brew picked his first name and then
Ali Leonard: class. True.
Christopher Hooper: right?
Justin Hale: like the second name is just like whatever your parents like whatever the sounds that your parents
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Justin Hale: associate with is
Ali Leonard: Your first
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: So your first time
Justin Hale: Yeah. I guess.
Tyram: was
Ali Leonard: sound. Good
Tyram: okay. Be weird if it was
Justin Hale: Yeah. Brew was Brew was
Tyram: felonious.
Justin Hale: really fancy when he first came out and then he descended into full-on Chaos
Ali Leonard: morning.
Tyram: Oh, that was the other thing I was going to ask. So, which do which do we want to say? That most goblins act like Brew or that
Christopher Hooper: This
Tyram: Brew is like an
Christopher Hooper: is up to y'all. Y'all can shape goblin society right here, right
Ali Leonard: pretty
Luke Neverisky: Um,
Justin Hale: Goblin.
Tyram: outlier. It would be fun as
Christopher Hooper: now.
Tyram: players just to kind of intro like like you know indulge in our like you know destructive goblin foolishness. But also, I think it would be very funny if like most goblins were like super urbane and witty and brushes running around all like, "Oh, blow s*** up, you
Luke Neverisky: That's true. Both are kind of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think uh I there is a part of me that was like brew is actually the like
Luke Neverisky: fun. Oh, like Brew is actually
Christopher Hooper: reasonable
Luke Neverisky: tame compared to others. That's
Christopher Hooper: one. Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: Brew.
Tyram: know.
Justin Hale: Brew escaped because he was too too high brow and intellectual
Ali Leonard: Too
Luke Neverisky: funny.
Justin Hale: for Amaz. That's so
Ali Leonard: nerdy. Get
Justin Hale: good. That's so
Tyram: Too much of a stuffed shirt. Couldn't handle all the hooligans and go to
Justin Hale: good. So, so goblins are basically like just the the backwoods abilities of this
Ali Leonard: out. Chaos goblins.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. That's an
Justin Hale: world. That's
Ali Leonard: Yeah, we created the name Chaos
Christopher Hooper: option. That's an option.
Justin Hale: fantastic. That is a that is an
Ali Leonard: Goblins and we owned
Tyram: say
Justin Hale: option.
Ali Leonard: it. Except
Christopher Hooper: So, so far we've got ideas of a bowling club uh called Bruise Cousins. Uh not related. Um Goblin Society, you want to stick with that with uh Goblin Society being uh Brew is the tame version of goblins and
Tyram: I do worry if we're too committed to being like too rambunctious that it'll be very difficult for us to actually accomplish anything
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: I will uh I you you don't need to worry about that. Thing things will
Luke Neverisky: right. I wonder
Christopher Hooper: happen when they need to
Justin Hale: I don't like
Tyram: tonight.
Luke Neverisky: is Brute if R is the tame one in G
Justin Hale: the way that
Luke Neverisky: society then is he embarrassed by
Christopher Hooper: happen.
Justin Hale: sounds. Could
Ali Leonard: Sure. Well over his head. Like
Luke Neverisky: us? They're like no no I
Justin Hale: be
Ali Leonard: anytime we're like, "Let's go to Goblin Country." And he's like, "Actually, let's
Luke Neverisky: can't go back there. No. They're f******
Christopher Hooper: Maybe you are related, but he
Ali Leonard: not."
Luke Neverisky: crazy.
Christopher Hooper: hates admitting
Justin Hale: Um, it could be that like Brew just like outgrew the goblin society like intellectually like he wanted to build bigger things. So, not necessarily that
Ali Leonard: And we're
Christopher Hooper: it.
Justin Hale: he Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: stuck on fireworks and
Justin Hale: You're fine with the technology that you have. So, not
Ali Leonard: like blowing up toilets.
Justin Hale: not that he's necessarily embarrassed by it, but it's just like it's not for
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Justin Hale: him. Yeah. You know, like moving to the big city from your
Ali Leonard: He grew
Christopher Hooper: my
Justin Hale: from your small
Tyram: had to get out there, see the world. You
Justin Hale: town.
Ali Leonard: it. And I feel like the goblins would be fine with that. They'd be like, "Yeah, cause chaos
Tyram: know, I feel like that's a good amount of nuance
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Could be the whole like homecoming
Ali Leonard: out
Tyram: for Bruce. I kind of like that
Christopher Hooper: god.
Justin Hale: thing. If Brew ever comes back, they're like, "Hey, how's life in the big
Christopher Hooper: And I
Justin Hale: city?" Yeah.
Ali Leonard: there." And
Tyram: approach. Do we have to have Russian
Ali Leonard: we throw firecrackers at you.
Tyram: accents?
Christopher Hooper: definitely um I I think uh you let your heart guide you on that. You let you you follow the accent that you believe is fitting for your character. I think
Tyram: If we were going to be Bruce's
Christopher Hooper: Oh.
Tyram: family, I was going to take the tact of being uh Brew's like
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: Hell
Ali Leonard: Oh, that's
Tyram: conspiracy-minded
Ali Leonard: good.
Tyram: uncle. And it's like, remember Brew, them vampires try to talk inside your head. Every time one talks to you, you ask, "Who is
Justin Hale: yeah.
Tyram: this?" And then they won't be able to lie to you if you're vampires.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. That's so good. Yes. Origin
Justin Hale: Hell yeah. I love
Christopher Hooper: story.
Justin Hale: that. What should I be? Am
Ali Leonard: out
Tyram: Are you not
Justin Hale: I Brew? Like, how the inception of this being the rise
Ali Leonard: years
Justin Hale: of the island feels like it should be older than
Ali Leonard: a linebacker.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, no. It
Justin Hale: Brew? Brew is only like 10 or
Tyram: brew?
Justin Hale: whatever.
Tyram: Oh, yeah. Like like campaign lore here, right? Like rifts have been opening, dragons have been migrating,
Christopher Hooper: uh
Tyram: turtles apparently have been rising from the sea. All this is super f******
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Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, this could per this could be the event that caused brutal
Tyram: recent. Oh, we all die at the end and
Justin Hale: Okay. God,
Tyram: Brew's like, "Oh, I got to get out of here." No,
Justin Hale: so much trauma for
Ali Leonard: More
Tyram: no, we're just trauma farming for
Christopher Hooper: leaf.
Ali Leonard: show
Tyram: Brew. Um But it didn't come up in that last uh session, but like the trauma for Brew on that one is he saw the sheep get
Justin Hale: Brew.
Tyram: like hit by a truck and
Justin Hale: Why?
Tyram: die.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Uh, any other uh characters uh we want to throw out? We've got Uncle Vu
Tyram: No.
Christopher Hooper: going. Uh, we're also deciding if Justin is actually playing Blue Brew himself. What do you want to do,
Justin Hale: Why? I mean, I can be young brew. That's
Christopher Hooper: Justin? Okay. Yeah.
Justin Hale: fine.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's a really good question. So, we always talked about whether like Brew is like a teenage goblin or like an adult goblin or is this are we going to get angsty Brew Goblin going on?
Justin Hale: I guess so.
Tyram: This seems to be brewing his chemical romance phase. Oh, wait. We We actually did that exact same thing a few weeks ago, didn't we? But um Oh,
Justin Hale: Yeah. There we
Tyram: you're in your green day phase, which is even younger, I
Justin Hale: go. Um, yeah, because I mean Brew would
Tyram: guess.
Justin Hale: be God, Brew would be a kid at this point, right?
Tyram: How
Ali Leonard: So, where are your
Tyram: do we decide like how quickly goblins
Christopher Hooper: They they mature very quickly.
Ali Leonard: aunts and
Christopher Hooper: So I I believe that
Ali Leonard: uncles?
Christopher Hooper: they mature by like age 10 or
Justin Hale: I think historically Brew is only like 10, which we can change that
Tyram: mature?
Justin Hale: for narrative purposes because he's he's been through enough s*** that that doesn't make
Christopher Hooper: something.
Tyram: Yeah, like it seems like you and
Ali Leonard: Well,
Tyram: like Silus's thing which included Brew
Justin Hale: sense.
Ali Leonard: thank Yeah.
Tyram: was like a few months before the campaign
Ali Leonard: So, it's pretty
Tyram: started and it seemed like we had been running with that crew for a
Ali Leonard: recent. Like a year maybe,
Tyram: while before that happened at least. Yeah, probably
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: right? So, you could be like
Tyram: more.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Bru's Bru's official age at right now is
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Justin Hale: 11. So we could we could bump his age up
Ali Leonard: 12. Okay.
Justin Hale: a little bit more and make him like Yeah, we
Ali Leonard: Yeah. You just recently had a
Christopher Hooper: So
Justin Hale: could uh Well, no. I mean, sure. Like we could make him in his teenage phase at
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Justin Hale: what, like eight. So we could say this takes place a few years
Tyram: Yeah, I feel like putting yourself at 12 or 13 gives you plenty of runway for like
Justin Hale: prior. Yeah, I can I can
Tyram: having had all this stuff happen in your
Justin Hale: bump crew up a few
Ali Leonard: He's so
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, man. Three.
Justin Hale: years. 14. Ancient. What an ancient
Ali Leonard: old.
Tyram: past. Okay. So,
Justin Hale: old man.
Tyram: I'm going to go ahead and say that I am Brew's uncle.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, real uncle or or
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: just uncle.
Ali Leonard: uncle. Are all goblins just like related? Like you're always just
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: uncles, cousins, aunts.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, gravity So
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Um, and I do like the idea of us
Ali Leonard: uncle?
Tyram: being the Bruce Cousins bowling league. We got to
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: represent the honor of the bowling
Christopher Hooper: Um, the uh the quest giver uh the quest giver is uh basically the
Ali Leonard: I'm largest injury law
Christopher Hooper: godfather of the the bowling league. Um so
Tyram: league. He's like
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah. real
Justin Hale: Yeah, old
Ali Leonard: firm. Oh god.
Tyram: 30.
Christopher Hooper: old. Um Luke, uh what are you
Justin Hale: man.
Ali Leonard: You could have a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Does Brew have any
Ali Leonard: big
Justin Hale: Uh yeah. My so up to to but my cannon was like goblins have like litters of
Luke Neverisky: siblings? Cool. Then
Justin Hale: children
Ali Leonard: reason pop them all
Luke Neverisky: um I will be uh
Ali Leonard: out.
Tyram: So, you're like like a rabbit family type of
Luke Neverisky: Then
Christopher Hooper: thinking?
Justin Hale: yeah. So really we're just we're just reenacting Zootopia is
Luke Neverisky: um okay yeah yeah
Justin Hale: what's happening here.
Ali Leonard: Brutotopia. Brutia.
Tyram: thing. I was literally about to bring up Judy's family in Zootopia.
Justin Hale: That's
Tyram: Yeah. Oh
Luke Neverisky: yeah then uh I will be
Tyram: god.
Luke Neverisky: uh Drew's young younger brother Drew spelled dr ru
Ali Leonard: Brutia.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, nice.
Justin Hale: amazing.
Christopher Hooper: Good. Good. Uh-huh. All right, Ally, what you
Tyram: Oh, maybe my name will be I'll be Uncle
Luke Neverisky: Uncle
Justin Hale: Amazing. Uncle Belch. Love it.
Tyram: Belch.
Christopher Hooper: thinking? Because that was your first
Tyram: Yeah, that was my first sound was just
Luke Neverisky: Welch. Oh,
Ali Leonard: Oh, that's good. I need a
Christopher Hooper: sound. Oh, nice. Uhhuh. Uhhuh.
Tyram: belching.
Ali Leonard: name.
Tyram: It was either going to be that or Uncle Fart. I feel like I want to be a little
Luke Neverisky: good. Please. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right, Ally, what do
Tyram: classy, you
Ali Leonard: I wanted to
Christopher Hooper: you
Ali Leonard: be I mean if you're an uncle I don't mind being like a second cousin three times as a move but it's like we're all
Tyram: know?
Ali Leonard: related. I'm just cousin. But like I want to
Christopher Hooper: got?
Ali Leonard: either and I can't decide to either
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: run I have like I'm sure everybody f****** has a fireworks shop, but I would love to have a firework shop that's trying to have like the
Justin Hale: Hell
Ali Leonard: cool shapes that they make in the sky like
Justin Hale: yeah. I mean that's
Ali Leonard: middle fingers and stuff
Justin Hale: that's Bruce whole sticktick. So you can be like the person that he learns all
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: that
Ali Leonard: or Oh, true. I was thinking the other one is like I own
Tyram: Oh, you're Brew's
Luke Neverisky: Oh, yeah. All right. All
Justin Hale: from.
Ali Leonard: like a paintball
Tyram: mentor.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ali Leonard: facility. No, but I think fireworks is good. Firecrackers.
Christopher Hooper: Wow.
Tyram: Oh, you can be where like Brew learned all of his like technical s*** and maybe I'm the guy he learned like all of his like weird conspiratorial
Ali Leonard: Fireworks. There you go. Tag team. I'm like the old
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: I'm the older cousin. Like everybody's got like an older
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: cousin. I've got like a 60-year-old cousin. I don't know. It should be something f*****
Tyram: s***. What was your name?
Ali Leonard: up. Let's
Tyram: Goblins are not allowed to have nonsilly
Christopher Hooper: But at this point, you could even be like Charles and that would be
Ali Leonard: see.
Christopher Hooper: silly because of everyone else.
Tyram: names.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: feel like it should just be one of those silly Irish names that's like got
Christopher Hooper: and
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Ali Leonard: a million letters but it's spelled but it's just like
Tyram: It's like
Ali Leonard: yeah like quifa but it's like 12
Tyram: Jed.
Ali Leonard: letters.
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh,
Tyram: Yeah. I don't know if we want you to be
Ali Leonard: Yeah. No,
Tyram: cousin queen, though.
Ali Leonard: I'm No, no, no. That's
Christopher Hooper: That's what you're thinking,
Luke Neverisky: Oh, the
Ali Leonard: just that's the first name that came to mind.
Tyram: Black hands. That's what she
Luke Neverisky: warning says, "Let the record The
Justin Hale: Yikes. Yep. Yep.
Christopher Hooper: Ellie. The first
Ali Leonard: I'm just gonna
Christopher Hooper: sound
Tyram: wants. Oh,
Ali Leonard: be to make it short. I'm just going to be EA, but it's spelled the Irish one with all the
Tyram: ew. So, it like starts with an
Justin Hale: Yep.
Tyram: H.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: vowels. Yeah. But that way it's
Tyram: Oh,
Ali Leonard: not like super
Justin Hale: Yeah, good save. Good
Ali Leonard: long. I just
Christopher Hooper: Eva. Oh, good
Ali Leonard: couldn't choose a vowel. Maybe when I was making my
Christopher Hooper: save.
Justin Hale: save.
Ali Leonard: name. I was like, I just live on the vowels except you that
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: okay. You can't make me choose.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um All right. So, uh has it everyone gone over and
Ali Leonard: f*****.
Christopher Hooper: had a chance to look at the uh at the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's pretty Oh. Oh.
Justin Hale: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: at the page, the web
Justin Hale: Oh.
Christopher Hooper: page? Okay, cool. All right. Um, my stalling has ended,
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: but I'm still with baby.
Luke Neverisky: What are you
Christopher Hooper: Um, thank you.
Ali Leonard: congratulations.
Christopher Hooper: Um, I'm expecting uh to hand this baby off in 5 to 10
Luke Neverisky: expecting?
Christopher Hooper: minutes. Thanks. I'm really looking forward to it. It feels very very heavy to be carrying this this this
Ali Leonard: Congratulations.
Christopher Hooper: child. Um, do we want to go ahead and make Ellis's
Ali Leonard: Oh no, her name is
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Poopy
Tyram: probably normally I'd say like that's I guess since it's just a oneshot and it would really like derail things if we stopped in the middle to make a whole new character. Yeah, we probably
Ali Leonard: McPants.
Christopher Hooper: character? I was thinking that like like generally the first sound a baby makes is usually cry which would be really funny to be like grandma crybaby or something like that.
Tyram: should. I kind of like the idea that goblins come out super like not crying like she's really
Christopher Hooper: Um just
Tyram: chill and just like you
Ali Leonard: We're
Christopher Hooper: gassy.
Tyram: know
Ali Leonard: poopy.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um,
Tyram: yep what if her name is
Justin Hale: E, I hate it.
Ali Leonard: Why is that
[00:40:00]
Christopher Hooper: poops.
Justin Hale: I hate it. I hate the word squelch
Ali Leonard: one worse than moist?
Justin Hale: so much, dude. You know what show uses the word squelch a
Tyram: Squelch
Justin Hale: bunch? Stranger Things. If you look at the like
Ali Leonard: Eel. What? I don't watch that
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: captions for Stranger Things all the time.
Christopher Hooper: oh, and the captions. Oh, yeah, that's true.
Justin Hale: Squatching. Hate it. I hate
Christopher Hooper: Well, two. Yeah, it makes sense because there is a lot of
Justin Hale: it. Yeah, I still hate it though. Still hate
Ali Leonard: s***. That does make
Christopher Hooper: squatching in
Tyram: That's the main thing I associate with
Justin Hale: it. Oh, it's
Tyram: Stranger Things is just the constant
Justin Hale: awful. I hate it.
Ali Leonard: sense. I fell asleep in season 3 and then I kind of just gave up because
Tyram: squelching.
Ali Leonard: I would have to rewatch it.
Christopher Hooper: that and you woke up in season
Ali Leonard: I was watching with my sister and she never woke me up and she finished the entire season. I was like,
Justin Hale: Season two is the one I remember not being
Ali Leonard: "Well,
Christopher Hooper: five. Thanks. Thanks for watching this
Ali Leonard: okay.
Christopher Hooper: together.
Tyram: Sometimes with shows I just like let myself get so far behind that it's like I don't want
Justin Hale: good. I mean,
Tyram: to get caught I don't there's too much for me to get caught up on
Justin Hale: season 4 was really good. The the season with was really
Tyram: now. I I never watched season three, which I'm pretty sure came out 10 years ago
Ali Leonard: Exactly. Looking at the children
Tyram: or something like
Ali Leonard: now. One has a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: good. That is crazy. But they're all adults
Ali Leonard: baby.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, she has a baby
Christopher Hooper: Millie. Millie has a baby now,
Justin Hale: now.
Ali Leonard: adopted I think.
Christopher Hooper: right? She's also man,
Tyram: that. Nelly
Christopher Hooper: like it's so weird. Her especially cuz she
Tyram: Bobby
Ali Leonard: But
Christopher Hooper: she's had like her lips done and stuff, but she's still
Ali Leonard: right 11.
Christopher Hooper: supposed to be like 15 or
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: something. It's like uh okay. kind of
Ali Leonard: in the
Christopher Hooper: a f***** up 15year-old.
Tyram: That's just how things were in the 80s,
Justin Hale: No.
Ali Leonard: 80s. Everybody getting Botox left and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah, it's
Justin Hale: Damn,
Christopher Hooper: true. So true. So
Justin Hale: dude. The fact that Gemini can pump out little spas like this is
Christopher Hooper: true.
Tyram: man.
Ali Leonard: right.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you will notice that there are some like small bugs.
Ali Leonard: I won't
Tyram: Oh, speaking of uh of AI and making things, your contempt for Ally has been proven beyond a shadow of a
Justin Hale: scary.
Tyram: doubt because you still have not done the recap for Alli's thing last
Justin Hale: Wait,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's really
Ali Leonard: notice. He made the
Tyram: week. He never made the recap for uh Rally's thing last
Justin Hale: what do
Ali Leonard: two weeks ago one, but not last
Christopher Hooper: rude.
Tyram: week. We made the two weeks ago
Ali Leonard: week.
Christopher Hooper: Wow,
Tyram: one over a week like after we played part two. You
Justin Hale: we did you upload a new
Christopher Hooper: man. It's crazy. I can't believe this is
Justin Hale: one? You didn't give me a new
Ali Leonard: It's all Justin's fault. It's
Christopher Hooper: all your fault. Um
Tyram: know why
Justin Hale: one.
Ali Leonard: all just
Christopher Hooper: I I did it I posted it and then I
Tyram: is Justin such a piece of
Justin Hale: Is
Ali Leonard: fault. Ah, I f****** got
Christopher Hooper: distracted you with the dagger heart one
Justin Hale: that what the 1214 one is? Oh, yeah. That would make
Christopher Hooper: instead. Yeah.
Justin Hale: sense. Uh, do I have that labelled wrong
Ali Leonard: him. I'll be right back. My cats are
Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah, there's a Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: s***.
Justin Hale: in
Ali Leonard: crying.
Tyram: Yeah, he posted uh
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: the DND one from last Friday and the the Dagger
Justin Hale: here? We can fix
Tyram: Heart thing and it's all too clear
Justin Hale: that.
Tyram: which one you did not give a s*** about and it was Alli's
Justin Hale: the start of
Christopher Hooper: I mean, I'm
Tyram: DND
Justin Hale: it,
Tyram: session.
Justin Hale: right? Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: sorry. He did the first
Justin Hale: Interlude 14 is the is the first session of
Christopher Hooper: session.
Tyram: Now, oh, is it? Because I'm pretty sure it's
Justin Hale: Alice.
Tyram: not. That one's labeled
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: 1212, which was a week ago. So, no, that would have been part
Justin Hale: Uh, and I learned 14 December
Christopher Hooper: Everyone, are you looking at the
Tyram: two.
Christopher Hooper: site? Yeah. The Great Port Speedway Conspiracy. It's up
Tyram: Which I
Justin Hale: 5th.
Tyram: also bothers me that it's gray port, not great
Justin Hale: Yeah. Well, it's great port
Christopher Hooper: there. Well,
Justin Hale: now. The great the great AI in the sky has spoken.
Tyram: port. I was so mystified by like it that time it gave uh Zach's character like
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Tyram: this elaborate pirate backstory that like she's cobbled
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Justin Hale: Taylor did
Christopher Hooper: That was good. That was pretty
Tyram: together from a bunch of unrelated stuff
Justin Hale: it. I actually haven't read it
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: apparently. That's right,
Justin Hale: yet. Just barely.
Christopher Hooper: Can you hear? You heard
Tyram: Francis.
Justin Hale: Yeah. I think it's whenever
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, interesting. Okay.
Tyram: Yes. Just that one time.
Justin Hale: you're talking or or making noise, it picks up your background stuffs do the same
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay, that makes
Luke Neverisky: Yep. Heat.
Christopher Hooper: sense. Is Is the audio quality for me better than normal or about the
Justin Hale: thing. I don't really notice a
Christopher Hooper: same?
Tyram: Yeah, I
Justin Hale: difference.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Tyram: think it sounds about the
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: same. But I try to make it a point to like pay attention to you as
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Same.
Tyram: little as I can get away with. You
Christopher Hooper: Absolutely
Tyram: know, really hard since you're the DM most of the time,
Justin Hale: Go forth.
Christopher Hooper: same.
Tyram: but
Justin Hale: Make the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You see them? You see Justin and Taylor? Yeah.
Justin Hale: god. Hey
Christopher Hooper: Hey. Hey. This is
Justin Hale: I need to come down
Christopher Hooper: silly. This is
Justin Hale: to Nashville to meet
Christopher Hooper: silly.
Justin Hale: her. You say no. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: No.
Tyram: Hello.
Christopher Hooper: No. All right. You need anything before you get
Justin Hale: fine. I am going to go use the restroom real
Christopher Hooper: Francis? Okay. You want to give me and Francis a hug? Should we give Ashard a hug?
Tyram: What the f***?
Christopher Hooper: Please get All right. Here you go. See you in the morning. And I'm my hope is that uh Ellis will be able to join us soon, too.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: right, I've delivered my
Tyram: That was a fast turnar
Luke Neverisky: Wow, congrats. You take any drugs for
Christopher Hooper: baby. Yeah, thank
Tyram: around takes
Christopher Hooper: you. Not in this
Tyram: months.
Christopher Hooper: house. Every night I deliver a
Luke Neverisky: that. I can't wait to hear what AI thinks about
Christopher Hooper: baby.
Tyram: Normally they streamline that process.
Luke Neverisky: this. In today's session, delivered a
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, these notes are going to be
Luke Neverisky: baby.
Tyram: Speaking of notes, I noticed the last time like for the one that Justin did
Christopher Hooper: weird. Poor
Tyram: do, you know, for his disdain for Ali, um he uh it said that like Denland's catchphrase was those
Christopher Hooper: Justin.
Tyram: meddling orphans, which I don't remember saying even one time. So that was a weird thing for the AI to like really like it went hard on like the meddling orphans thing for Denlin, but it's like it definitely was not
Christopher Hooper: I think
Tyram: that prominent a thing as much as the AI made it seem it
Christopher Hooper: you did say it like what once or something like
Tyram: was. I maybe I said it once,
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: but like I definitely didn't say it enough times for the AI to repeat it like
Justin Hale: It's all it takes, man. How dare you? How dare
Tyram: on four separate
Justin Hale: you even mutter words about
Tyram: occasions.
Justin Hale: orphans?
Christopher Hooper: You were obsessed with it last session if I remember
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: correctly.
Justin Hale: God, BBO, you stink, dude.
Christopher Hooper: Obsessed.
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Tyram: Oh, we ever decide what uh Martha's name is going to
Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Um All right. I'll put some C. Let's collect some candidates. Um, one candidate is
Tyram: be? It was
Justin Hale: Yes,
Christopher Hooper: Grandma Poops.
Tyram: a hard veto on squelch, right? All
Luke Neverisky: Oh, what about uh SW is good. Yeah,
Justin Hale: please.
Luke Neverisky: sneeze other like bodily functions. I chew or sneeze both. Either
Ali Leonard: just like at you or
Luke Neverisky: one I gather. I chew would be one.
Justin Hale: Oh, chew is
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah, I do like that
Ali Leonard: sneeze. Grandma Poopy is also
Christopher Hooper: too.
Tyram: right. How about
Justin Hale: fun.
Ali Leonard: fun. Gle's
Christopher Hooper: Oh, Gurgle is pretty good. And she doesn't she
Tyram: gurgle?
Ali Leonard: fun. I know. But I love when like grandma
Christopher Hooper: doesn't have to be a grandma. So, she could be
Ali Leonard: sweetie like grandma gurgle. Auntie
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Auntie Gurgle is is
Justin Hale: So my god.
Ali Leonard: gurgle's fun. Gerg here comes G. Oh G.
Christopher Hooper: interesting.
Ali Leonard: Oh
Justin Hale: older. I'm
Ali Leonard: god. Just poop in
Christopher Hooper: And I feel like an auntie could be of any age. So
Justin Hale: older.
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: there's a lot of lot of bud like choice there, you know. Okay, great. Um, all right. Everyone uh ready to lock
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'm I'm already
Christopher Hooper: in? Lock and load. Okay, great. So, the session opens on an extreme closeup of Taskmaster
Ali Leonard: locked
Christopher Hooper: Grit, who is a goblin. He looks like he has a vi he has vibrated out of reality and back in about six times today. He is sweating profusely and he's standing in front of the chalkboard that is completely covered in circles, arrows, a stain of jam or blood. and he slaps a riding crop against the board, creating a cloud of chalk dust. Okay, does that make sense to everybody? The silence stretches. A fly buzzes and Grit stares at the party with those sprantic bulging
Tyram: What? What the hell am I looking
Christopher Hooper: eyes. I said, "Does that make sense?
Tyram: at?
Christopher Hooper: Cuz I think demands a sacred disturbance, not confused staring. We need the highest stirring threshold or we don't get no new
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Total sense. Total sense. Absolutely. You got it. Total sense.
Justin Hale: What?
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Justin Hale: I don't Do you understand what he's saying? It makes no sense to
Luke Neverisky: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally makes sense. Because you're too old. Too old is stupid. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: epoch.
Luke Neverisky: Brew. Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: me. All
Ali Leonard: That's just the
Justin Hale: right.
Ali Leonard: cocaine. I don't know what accent I'm doing. It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be like 12
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Old
Ali Leonard: different accents, just so you know.
Christopher Hooper: good. Hopefully a different one each time.
Justin Hale: Yeah, take the Well, I was going to say take the Matt approach, but
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Justin Hale: he only uses
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, and still confuses them. Um, he uh he
Luke Neverisky: man
Christopher Hooper: he points at each of some figures. One is a wagon with a
Justin Hale: two.
Christopher Hooper: smiley face, a lightning bolt with a sad face, and a box with the dollar sign. It says, "All right, which one you going to choose?" Huh? The caravan, the Nerva,
Luke Neverisky: Oh, happy face. Happy face. Uh, happy face.
Christopher Hooper: huh? All right. All right. Speaking with the gypsy. Okay. You know, someone told me that's not politically correct to them. And you know what I said? I said
Tyram: I was literally just thinking that.
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Christopher Hooper: go jump off the
Luke Neverisky: yeah, jump up there. The answer would jump.
Christopher Hooper: turtle. All right, Capich, y'all get going. Uh, I'll see you back here if I see you. Good
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: You have three. You're going to need you're need
Justin Hale: I don't spend
Tyram: Now,
Luke Neverisky: it. Second most.
Justin Hale: half
Christopher Hooper: luck.
Tyram: you better keep them lanes open for us because we're coming back for our nightlight
Ali Leonard: It must be
Christopher Hooper: At any point
Tyram: session by
Christopher Hooper: you hear a someone hits a strike and
Tyram: God's. Damn, they're having so much fun over
Luke Neverisky: Dang it. Come
Ali Leonard: reserved. They beat the record because we're gone. I'm going to be so
Tyram: there.
Luke Neverisky: on. Yeah. Yeah. I'll die. I'll die.
Ali Leonard: pissed.
Tyram: I'll die before that happens.
Luke Neverisky: That's right. You'll
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: Maybe I I don't know what kind of
Luke Neverisky: die.
Tyram: session this is. I'm not, you
Christopher Hooper: Um, at this point, uh, the bustling of the city around you, you kind of hear the cheers. Um, it is, uh, it is the winter king's holiday, the
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: winter solstice, and, uh, people are outside, everyone's dressed as the winter king. There's a competition where uh the one who's dressed best as the winter king gets to make
Tyram: know,
Christopher Hooper: a wish to the winter king that visits tonight. And uh sometimes their wish comes true. Uh there's legends of an old robot who was able to uh get a stomach from his wish coming
Luke Neverisky: Is it is there
Ali Leonard: That That didn't
Christopher Hooper: true.
Luke Neverisky: snow?
Tyram: Don't you believe a word of this nonsense,
Ali Leonard: happen. No. Okay. Winter
Tyram: boys. The winter king's just a front for the mind
Ali Leonard: King is real. Winter King is real. Robot stomach is not
Tyram: flare mafia.
Luke Neverisky: No, totally real. Both are real. Both the real robot stomach totally
Justin Hale: Okay.
Tyram: Oh, I'm not
Luke Neverisky: real king. Totally
Tyram: saying the Winter King ain't real. I'm just saying he's a malevolent
Ali Leonard: real. He's a bad He's a bad
Tyram: force. Well, he does all these nice things for people, but that's just that he gets
Luke Neverisky: real.
Tyram: them hooked, you know, and then bam, right to the mind
Luke Neverisky: No,
Ali Leonard: one. He's a Oh my
Tyram: players.
Luke Neverisky: no. You're just jealous because you don't he doesn't bring her
Ali Leonard: god.
Tyram: They even hired that one hoochie girl, that one water janazi wears the skimpy clothes all the time just to sweeten the pot. Why are you so offended by that?
Luke Neverisky: to. Got
Ali Leonard: Okay. I have nothing
Tyram: It has nothing to do with
Luke Neverisky: him. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's
Ali Leonard: to
Christopher Hooper: Uh, Drew, you asked about
Tyram: you. It's
Luke Neverisky: right. Is there snow?
Ali Leonard: say.
Christopher Hooper: snow. Um, give me give me a
Tyram: completely unrelated to you. I don't know why you seem so
Ali Leonard: Is
Christopher Hooper: perception
Tyram: invested.
Luke Neverisky: over here.
Ali Leonard: it um does he how much advantage does he have on perception because
Christopher Hooper: check.
Luke Neverisky: 16. That's true. That's true. So
Justin Hale: Did
Ali Leonard: he is so high in
Luke Neverisky: I
Justin Hale: we did we establish that earlier that that
Christopher Hooper: Um, I
Justin Hale: Drew's addicted to Coke
Ali Leonard: cocaine?
Christopher Hooper: think I mean, have you been listening to
Tyram: The way he's talking, it sure sounds like
Luke Neverisky: cook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: or I mean I have I just know if
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Have you been listening to
Christopher Hooper: him,
Tyram: he's on something.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Have you been listening?
Justin Hale: that was discussed while I went to the bathroom
Tyram: Well, I mean, really, it's gotten to the point now where like these
Justin Hale: or
Tyram: oneshot characters, Luke should do no planning for his character at all until he starts
Ali Leonard: him?
Christopher Hooper: Luke? Yeah.
Tyram: talking. Is this the second time in a row he just completely started just doing
Luke Neverisky: Yes, that's right. That's right. Cocaine. I love
Ali Leonard: Yeah. You'll decide for
Christopher Hooper: It's
Tyram: whatever is
Luke Neverisky: drugs. I just lean into
Tyram: good? You were Christopher Walkin and now you're on
Luke Neverisky: it. Oh, yeah. Uh, Brew, this is your
Justin Hale: Oh no.
Luke Neverisky: cousin,
Justin Hale: Oh
Ali Leonard: you. He's back. Get
Tyram: cocaine. No, no, no. We're not bringing back Christopher Walkin. That is
Luke Neverisky: Brew.
Justin Hale: god.
Tyram: that is okay in small doses and we have to move past it
Christopher Hooper: true. Luke also DM'd me and told me every character he
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: back. Okay, that's great.
Christopher Hooper: does this campaign will be on drugs of some sort. So,
Luke Neverisky: Drugs. Find the
Ali Leonard: I love that. And it's like we have to find the drug. Like what drug is
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: now. What's Liliana
Luke Neverisky: drugs. Don't Don't find the drugs. Leon's on nothing. She's on open.
Ali Leonard: it?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Don't Let's Let's not
Luke Neverisky: Miles. Yeah. Ecstasy.
Ali Leonard: Marijuana, LSD,
Christopher Hooper: dig into
Justin Hale: The
Ali Leonard: maybe? She also could be just micro doing,
Christopher Hooper: that.
Luke Neverisky: Something. She would micro actually. That's
Justin Hale: oldest
Ali Leonard: you
Christopher Hooper: Um that would be that would be fitting.
Tyram: on does seem like the part like the type to do like a lot like not like any hardcore drugs but like
Ali Leonard: know, mushrooms. She's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: a lot of like softcore drugs. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I am making
Justin Hale: Hell yeah. Love
Ali Leonard: just like that's
Christopher Hooper: hallucinogens.
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: this. That's
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: why we love
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Luke, uh, you you got a perception for
Luke Neverisky: right. Uh, yes. Rolling it now. I got
Ali Leonard: her.
Luke Neverisky: a What is that? I got a
Christopher Hooper: me. Dirty 20.
Luke Neverisky: 3020.
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Uh, you do see uh white flurries in the air. Um, but you are in a tropical region, so it's no way it is cold enough for it to be snow. And
Ali Leonard: Peace.
Christopher Hooper: uh it appears that people have been um basically through goblin ingenuity, people come up with their own things to um flurry the the whole city with during with the winter sto solstice um to to look like snow and it ends up covering everything, the streets. In fact, uh, the reason why you're acting the way you are is you you got your hands on a bag of cocaine earlier that was going to be used um as snow for a nightclub.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Uh, has
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Luke Neverisky: it has uh Okay. Okay. So many possibilities here.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. Has any of the white stuff accumulated on the ground? I'm gonna first of all I'm going to
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: go swimming. I'm going to dive head first into a near pile and start just kind of trying to
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Luke Neverisky: do breast jerk while the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You had snow angel angels, breaststrokes. You're in deep. There's a huge mound. Uh you see you look around you with that dirty 20. You see goblin ch children um making having a
Luke Neverisky: target
Christopher Hooper: snowball fight. Um which is basically compacting all this litter in with mud and rocks and just throwing
Luke Neverisky: Definitely throwing one
Ali Leonard: Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Jelly.
Christopher Hooper: it at each other.
Luke Neverisky: at brew.
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Tyram: Ah, look at Them kids playing in the cocaine scared
Justin Hale: Hey. Hey. Save that
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Also, no, no, no. Come on. Come on, Br. You're never
Justin Hale: for the
Luke Neverisky: good at this anyway.
Ali Leonard: Okay, watch
Tyram: here. That's good thinking, Brew. You
Justin Hale: brown.
Tyram: got to always keep your food with you at all times. That's why brown is the
Ali Leonard: out. This is on your
Christopher Hooper: Um, you
Tyram: only food you should ever
Justin Hale: That's fair. That's
Ali Leonard: person and no one will poison it. I've
Tyram: eat. Exactly.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, exactly. Keep it brown. Keep it brown. That's right.
Justin Hale: fair. I
Ali Leonard: learned a lot from
Justin Hale: uh I'll eventually get annoyed enough
Ali Leonard: you.
Justin Hale: with what Drew is doing though and join in and throw it back at
Ali Leonard: Not
Luke Neverisky: N
Ali Leonard: the yellow snow. Gh. Now you
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: yellow snow. All right. Season.
Justin Hale: him.
Ali Leonard: have to shower. They're both
Luke Neverisky: It's fine.
Ali Leonard: covered with pea
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: Oh, let them have fun. They're only young ones. Let the kids throw cocaine
Luke Neverisky: Whatever. Yeah. Let's throw cocaine.
Ali Leonard: smell. They're going to smell like pee pee
Tyram: at each
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Cocaine. Let's do it.
Tyram: other. Oh, yeah. Don't throw the piss cocaine,
Luke Neverisky: Like that's cocaine. It's still cocaine. It's fine.
Ali Leonard: cocaine.
Christopher Hooper: You hear a
Tyram: guys.
Christopher Hooper: goblin child behind Bru that says, "Oh, I got it my
Ali Leonard: A
Christopher Hooper: eye."
Tyram: Oh kid, you are in for a
Justin Hale: Have a bad time. Please
Ali Leonard: long up there long
Tyram: trip. They got
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: come at me times.
Ali Leonard: Night.
Tyram: to learn someday. They got to shield your eyes.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and with that uh 20 perception, you do see uh the
Tyram: cocaine. In
Christopher Hooper: oracle's caravan, mistress tatterbottom um trenling
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: down the road um going through the very slowly
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: through the uh
Tyram: fact,
Luke Neverisky: s***. Oh s***. Oh s***.
Ali Leonard: perfect. Do
Christopher Hooper: festivities.
Ali Leonard: you want to catch her and we'll follow?
Luke Neverisky: Bomb. Oh yeah, I can totally out run it. Yeah, I can totally
Ali Leonard: You have a lot of energy, I
Luke Neverisky: outrun her.
Ali Leonard: feel. Yeah. I mean, don't outrun her. You must just stop.
Luke Neverisky: Absolutely. Oh, what if I run
Justin Hale: It's all
Ali Leonard: Don't go
Luke Neverisky: circles in her?
Justin Hale: right. It's all right. Try it. Try
Ali Leonard: faster. All right. Oh
Tyram: Hey, what are we doing once we capture this oracle lady again,
Ali Leonard: god. I was not paying attention. I thought I was hoping one of you were paying
Luke Neverisky: No, I wasn't. I was
Justin Hale: it.
Tyram: fellas?
Luke Neverisky: probably He's a nerd. He's a
Ali Leonard: attention.
Tyram: That's why Brew is naturally our
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Even though he's younger than all of us,
Tyram: leader. His attention for
Ali Leonard: but
Luke Neverisky: nerd.
Christopher Hooper: At this point, um, Taskmaster Grit comes out, uh, looks like he's on his smoke break and says, "Why are you still
Tyram: detail
Luke Neverisky: Okay, if
Justin Hale: we're Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: here?
Tyram: We're trailing the Oracle's
Justin Hale: don't give away our position,
Ali Leonard: Uh, what are we
Justin Hale: man. We're trying to get to the oracle
Ali Leonard: doing?
Justin Hale: to get the coordinates for the shell
Ali Leonard: But task master, why are we doing this? I I think I've read too much
Luke Neverisky: No, you need more
Ali Leonard: gun today. I don't
Christopher Hooper: Okay. We just spent
Tyram: caravan.
Luke Neverisky: more.
Justin Hale: veins.
Christopher Hooper: the last three hours going over this.
Tyram: Yeah, it
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: never made a damn lick of sense the whole time. But hey, look.
Ali Leonard: remember. Kill the best questions.
Tyram: Um, each each of the goblin
Ali Leonard: Maybe
Tyram: clans and bowling clubs is uh competing against each other to see who can cause the biggest disturbance to the t the turtle god upon which we
Christopher Hooper: It's a foundation to our
Tyram: reside.
Christopher Hooper: religion. You got to do it for
Ali Leonard: And we have to make the biggest comm
Christopher Hooper: God.
Ali Leonard: like commotion. I can't think of a better
Christopher Hooper: We
Ali Leonard: word. Disturbance in
Christopher Hooper: got we got to make it the
Ali Leonard: the
Christopher Hooper: disturbance, the sacred disturbances.
Tyram: Be
Ali Leonard: horse. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Okay? If you don't shake the very earth we're living
Ali Leonard: I mean, I feel like I'm
Christopher Hooper: on, you're going straight to
Ali Leonard: already kind of going there.
Christopher Hooper: hell. You
Ali Leonard: So, all the middle fingers I make all day.
Christopher Hooper: no
Tyram: careful.
Ali Leonard: I feel like that's probably a sin. I don't know. If it's kind of like a maybe sin, then maybe
Christopher Hooper: You're good,
Ali Leonard: I won't. I'm good. Oh, sweet. Okay. Well, then I'll do
Christopher Hooper: kid.
Ali Leonard: these. I'll do these. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Assuming you actually get cracking and and do these tasks for you,
Luke Neverisky: You get cracking.
Ali Leonard: I should do
Christopher Hooper: okay? Don't don't do too much get cocaine. Just
Ali Leonard: these. Oh, yeah. I mean, you just do the one bump in the morning and
Christopher Hooper: enough to get the job done. Okay?
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. One follow those rookie
Ali Leonard: then you're kind of
Christopher Hooper: And then after lunch
Luke Neverisky: numbers.
Ali Leonard: good. Yeah. I mean, it's just a like a little
Christopher Hooper: and then after dinner after every single meal. Second
Ali Leonard: micro dose of cocaine, like a
Christopher Hooper: dinner.
Tyram: Well, naturally, how else
Ali Leonard: little upkeep, and then you have to take your sleepy time
Tyram: are
Ali Leonard: cocaine, and then that kind of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Which is called
Tyram: you
Ali Leonard: brings you down, and then you kind of come back. I mean,
Christopher Hooper: methampetamines.
Ali Leonard: it's it makes
Christopher Hooper: So don't take too much just
Ali Leonard: sense. Okay, Drew, stop
Christopher Hooper: the regular dosage we normally do between bowling and our
Ali Leonard: snorting your cocaine.
Christopher Hooper: missions. But also if you happen to acquire more cocaine, please bring it here. I'm trying to bowl all night
Tyram: I keep trying to collect cocaine and hand it off to Drew
Luke Neverisky: I have no idea where it goes. No idea.
Ali Leonard: Okay. He's a magician. That
Christopher Hooper: tonight.
Tyram: and he just keeps misplacing it
Luke Neverisky: No idea at all. Uhuh. Not
Christopher Hooper: He's already given me one full
Tyram: somehow.
Christopher Hooper: bag of shredded papers and I've seen the shredded papers
Luke Neverisky: me. What? Who do
Christopher Hooper: coming out of his
Luke Neverisky: this? Who are your
Ali Leonard: boy. Do you know what cocaine
Christopher Hooper: nose. Drew, I think
Luke Neverisky: sources? You need help. We all need
Ali Leonard: is? This
Christopher Hooper: you need some help. I think you need some help
Ali Leonard: is Yeah, that's the
Christopher Hooper: identifying proper high quality
Luke Neverisky: help. Uh, sure. Right after we
Ali Leonard: intervention.
Christopher Hooper: cocaine.
Luke Neverisky: uh get some more
Ali Leonard: Yeah, we'll tell you which one is the
Tyram: Well,
Luke Neverisky: cocaine. Good, good, good, good,
Christopher Hooper: I don't
Tyram: of course, after we get some more cocaine,
Luke Neverisky: good.
Christopher Hooper: remember if it's the Nerve hub or the vault that has the most
Ali Leonard: cocaine. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: cocaine, but they definitely got
Luke Neverisky: Good, good, good, good, good, good, good,
Ali Leonard: great. I mean, he's
Christopher Hooper: it.
Ali Leonard: definitely going to die tonight, right? From like too much
Tyram: obviously
Justin Hale: I sure hope not. Have more
Ali Leonard: cocaine. No, this one. He's trying
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: good. I am bouncing up and
Christopher Hooper: Me, mama
Tyram: I don't know. I think
Justin Hale: trauma.
Ali Leonard: It'll be a a normal
Tyram: it'll be a nice lighthearted uh adventure that we're about to
Luke Neverisky: down. Yeah, totally. Mhm.
Ali Leonard: amount of cocaine. Okay, great. I was
Christopher Hooper: poops. Have fun,
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: worried. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: kids. Make sure to do the sacred disturbance. All
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yep. Do the secret. It's okay.
Ali Leonard: yeah. We're on
Christopher Hooper: right, I'm going to go back to
Tyram: have. All right. So, we need to track down this oracle lady so
Ali Leonard: it. Yeah, she might have
Tyram: she can direct us to where we can do our disturbance.
Ali Leonard: information on how best to
Tyram: All right. Now,
Ali Leonard: disturb
Tyram: I can't remember. Am I a rogue of ninth level? Cuz if so, I actually might be the one best suited for this here
Ali Leonard: Maybe I'm
Christopher Hooper: bullying. If you ain't a rogue, a rogue of nine of ninth level, then they don't call me
Luke Neverisky: Right. Right. Of course. Of
Ali Leonard: in
Christopher Hooper: the godfather. You know what I'm saying?
Tyram: task.
Luke Neverisky: course. Of course. Of course.
Ali Leonard: garbage.
Christopher Hooper: If you didn't just learn to teleport, I can't throw a one strike in a game. You know what I'm saying? Have
Tyram: No, you know what?
Christopher Hooper: fun,
Tyram: Yeah, I'm just going to move forward assuming I have
Christopher Hooper: kids.
Tyram: abilities equivalent to a uh soulblade rogue of nine level. All right. Okay. So, uh, yeah, I guess, uh, uh, Uncle Belch here is going to roll stealth and try to trail this here, uh,
Luke Neverisky: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, go
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: Oracle. Okay, so that's a 23
Christopher Hooper: All right. Pretty
Tyram: on still.
Christopher Hooper: stealthy.
Tyram: Yeah, it was literally the worst thing
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. I thought that was kind
Tyram: I could have rolled because I rolled the
Christopher Hooper: of long for you, but uh I wasn't going to say it in front of your
Tyram: two. It's a reliable talent
Christopher Hooper: friends.
Tyram: though is
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. So,
Tyram: 23. I can still boost it if you
Christopher Hooper: um, I think you're okay for
Tyram: need.
Luke Neverisky: Get him
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: Get him. Hurry up. What are you waiting
Tyram: All
Luke Neverisky: belove. We got
Christopher Hooper: now. All right. So,
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: um
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: for?
Christopher Hooper: um you are moving through there's a huge you're moving through um it's basically a parade route that's coming right beside the bowling
Tyram: Self
Christopher Hooper: alley and down the lane is coming uh the caravan. Uh Drew, I I feel like you said you were making your way there
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: as well.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. I want to f****** run circles around this
Ali Leonard: Hey,
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. You're
Ali Leonard: heat.
Christopher Hooper: heading full speed. Um, Uncle, what what was your name
Luke Neverisky: thing.
Christopher Hooper: again? Uncle Belch. Um,
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: Uncle Belch, you are you're you're sliding through this
Tyram: Belch.
Christopher Hooper: crowd um like butter through a a hot
Ali Leonard: Ouch.
Christopher Hooper: fork. um slinking through
Tyram: the old
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: and yeah, you end up uh making it to the caravan
Tyram: expression.
Christopher Hooper: at roughly the same time. Um at this point, uh
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: Drew has lost track of you. Um but you can see him and he uh currently is talking to a guard
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh of the caravan. Says,
Luke Neverisky: Hey, hey,
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Christopher Hooper: "Ult, what do you want, goblin? Would you like
Luke Neverisky: hey. Oh. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to see your future,
Luke Neverisky: But first, I'll race your own caravan. Just at least just at least 10
Christopher Hooper: Red? Okay, I will count for
Luke Neverisky: times. Okay, go.
Christopher Hooper: you. Go now. One. All right. And uh you now have some time. You you see your friend Drew uh your nephew uh Drew um running around the caravan. You're slinking. How are you gonna approach this caravan right
Tyram: Can I see the oracle from
Christopher Hooper: now? Um, give me a perception
Tyram: where I
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: am? That's better. Um,
Christopher Hooper: 20. Um, so what you see is a um you see a pretty like rough looking wagon, but it has been strewn with lace and you can smell the perfumes emanating from it. Um, it's been dressed up heavily with lots of fabrics and things. Um, but under it is a very old wagon pulled by very old horses. And within that wagon, you can make out um, it looks like you can make out a a woman smoking. Um, and you would guess that this is probably uh, Mistress Tatterbottom. Um to to give you context, it's like an enclosed um enclosed like wagon uh where like you would be able to sit across from each other. Um so you imagine that she basically has people come
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: into the door and then has their fortune read or um or things like that.
Tyram: All right. Um, I see where Drew
Christopher Hooper: uh briefly. Um he shows up every
Tyram: is,
Christopher Hooper: few seconds as he's running circles around the the
Tyram: right? Okay. Um, are there like attendants or like um any like people who like work for the Oracle who are like walking around? Do they have like a like a uniform that they're
Christopher Hooper: caravan. Yeah. Yeah. So, you did see
Tyram: wearing or
Christopher Hooper: Drew talk to one of the like attended guard type looking things. Um, it looks like he's basically a mercenary type that has been
Tyram: anything?
Christopher Hooper: draped with like some like a colorful cape to cover like his like kind of shoddy armor.
Tyram: Okay. Do I see anybody wearing one of those colorful capes or just one of those colorful capes on like like a laundry line or something like that in this
Christopher Hooper: Um, no. This it looks like uh the cape looks like it was
Tyram: caravan?
Christopher Hooper: taken from like the ribbons and fabric that now are draped around the wagon and just like snipped off and
Ali Leonard: Beautiful. Not
Christopher Hooper: a hole cut into it and then put on him basically.
Tyram: Okay. Um, you know, I'm just going to, I guess, try to take the direct approach here. I'm just going to try to sneak up to uh the Oracle herself and just like, you know, directly just ask her what we need to
Ali Leonard: feeling. I love
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: like. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: okay. Are are you you're sneaking past the attendant? Is that
Tyram: How close to
Christopher Hooper: right? So, she's
Tyram: me is
Christopher Hooper: inside uh a like enclosed wagon, right? Um, and
Tyram: she? All right. You said there was like part of the her
Christopher Hooper: there's
Tyram: thing was ripped off,
Ali Leonard: the hood,
Christopher Hooper: Uh I don't No, I don't think
Tyram: right? Like that the guard
Christopher Hooper: so.
Tyram: had like taken like ripped off some of the stuff from her her
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Um so like the there's basically
Tyram: thing.
Ali Leonard: right?
Christopher Hooper: like an enclosed wood wagon and then over it is like just like glued on like ribbons and fabrics to make it look like fancy. Um, but under it is like an enclosed old like rickety
Ali Leonard: Wait,
Christopher Hooper: wagon. Does that make sense?
Ali Leonard: I'm
Christopher Hooper: So, so yeah. So that's
Tyram: Yeah. And there's like not like a window or anything into the
Christopher Hooper: what you saw. You saw a woman smoking through the
Tyram: wagon. Oh, okay. Um I'm just going to try to teleport through the window then.
Christopher Hooper: window. Um, okay. Uh, cool. There's no check for that, right?
Tyram: It's you within 30 ft of me. Okay. Yeah. I'll just misty step uh through the window that I can see through and like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, you pop in
Tyram: appear right next to
Christopher Hooper: and there is an older woman. Um, she has those like glassy blue eyes of a blind
Ali Leonard: Thank you.
Christopher Hooper: woman and she has um a
Tyram: her.
Christopher Hooper: like the fabrics um a cowl around her. Um, and she has just these like uh very like you know uh super thin skin that like is very like hanging on and stuff wispy.
Tyram: them blue veins that I can see
Ali Leonard: Thank
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Ali Leonard: you.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh with that stealth, yeah, she doesn't respond to you. Uh, and you're in
Tyram: through. Okay.
Ali Leonard: I mean, if she's an oracle, she should f****** know you're in there. You know what I mean? What a bad oracle. Unless she like stabs
Luke Neverisky: Oh, man. Yeah, mad respect.
Ali Leonard: you, then I would respect
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that gets
Ali Leonard: that. No
Christopher Hooper: there.
Tyram: Um, all right.
Luke Neverisky: him nuts for
Ali Leonard: offense.
Luke Neverisky: sure.
Tyram: Um, hey, I'm uh here with your dinner.
Christopher Hooper: Thank you. Please leave it on the
Tyram: Oh, but hey, while I'm here, uh, what would be the best place for a band of
Christopher Hooper: table.
Tyram: goblin, um, pilgrims to cause a disturbance
Christopher Hooper: At this point, um, she starts ruffling around in her bag
Tyram: tonight?
Christopher Hooper: and you see, um, she she pulls out a jar and she says, "Oh, what an interesting question. My my sight is murky right now. Maybe a donation might
Ali Leonard: probably that
Christopher Hooper: help.
Tyram: Um, I reach into my pocket and grab a bunch of
Ali Leonard: would
Tyram: Cocaine. Got some cocaine
Luke Neverisky: No, my coke.
Christopher Hooper: Um uh and she
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Christopher Hooper: holds out her hand um for
Tyram: here. I dropped the
Christopher Hooper: it. A bit light, my
Tyram: cocaine into her hand. That's some good
Ali Leonard: not pee on or
Christopher Hooper: dear. She she brings it under her nostrils. A bit light, my dear.
Tyram: cocaine. Is there no end to your greed,
Ali Leonard: anything.
Tyram: Oracle? Damn
Luke Neverisky: Well,
Tyram: it.
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Tyram: Uh, what do you
Christopher Hooper: No, more
Tyram: want? Damn it.
Christopher Hooper: money.
Tyram: Uh, well, heck, say, I guess Silus would never agree to this, but
Ali Leonard: there. No character who is
Tyram: um I also don't have any gold listed on my inventory, so I don't know if I
Ali Leonard: You probably have some of my fireworks. You can give her
Tyram: actually have anything to give here.
Ali Leonard: some of
Tyram: Um, oh, hey, this here, bottle rocket, it makes the middle finger when you shoot it
Christopher Hooper: Um, she moves the cocaine packet into
Tyram: off.
Christopher Hooper: her jar and hands out her
Tyram: I hand her
Ali Leonard: this.
Christopher Hooper: And
Tyram: uh bottle the middle finger bottle
Christopher Hooper: she she weighs it in her hand, brings it under her nose, gives it
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's that good
Christopher Hooper: a
Tyram: rocket. You can smell that middle finger,
Luke Neverisky: Yes, blind people love
Tyram: right? Shut the f******,
Luke Neverisky: fireworks. It's
Christopher Hooper: sniff.
Tyram: Drew. You know what they do like? Giving people the middle
Luke Neverisky: true they do.
Ali Leonard: s***.
Christopher Hooper: Um Um you uh you um sorry. Uh so she she puts that in her her jar and she
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it is. Hell
Christopher Hooper: says, "Yes, that is pavement enough. You must
Tyram: finger. Hell yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Listen.
Christopher Hooper: go to the last place that you achieved employee of the month. In the basement, you will
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: find a secret entrance and that will lead you directly to the beast's heart. And then you'll root through their heart to their ear
Tyram: Of
Christopher Hooper: canal.
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Tyram: course, we all
Luke Neverisky: Of course.
Tyram: know the anatomy of a turtle,
Christopher Hooper: This is what I have seen in your
Tyram: Oracle. All right. Very well. You're very wise,
Christopher Hooper: future. I
Tyram: Oracle.
Christopher Hooper: know. Good
Tyram: Well, see you. All
Christopher Hooper: day. Will you tell that that that boy running around
Tyram: right. Um, I
Luke Neverisky: We
Christopher Hooper: the caravan to stop?
Tyram: guess Yeah, on cocaine. I
Ali Leonard: He's
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: told you it's good
Ali Leonard: young. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: I think it might be
Tyram: s***. That's
Ali Leonard: f***.
Christopher Hooper: laced. I will keep that in mind.
Tyram: what makes it good s***.
Ali Leonard: What?
Christopher Hooper: Thank
Tyram: All right. Hey, Drew, you can stop running around the
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: aquar
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: That's so
Christopher Hooper: Uh, we'll pop to uh, Brew and Alli's character's name, which is Eva.
Justin Hale: close.
Ali Leonard: EA.
Tyram: now.
Justin Hale: Oh, pop two. Um, all right. So, we we put all of the gunpowder in here next to the blasting cap. And how does it make the middle
Ali Leonard: So that's why do you see all of my bags like that? There's different
Justin Hale: finger?
Ali Leonard: colors. I have the different consistencies. It's not just
Christopher Hooper: Eva.
Ali Leonard: gunpowder. There's different chemicals that goes into it. And then you have to layer very carefully because it'll just explode. That's why I'm on my fourth
Justin Hale: I see. I see.
Ali Leonard: shot. Yeah. Yeah. Um yeah, the
Justin Hale: Genius.
Ali Leonard: middle finger obviously very recent. I'm working on a
Justin Hale: Do we need do we need to stop for
Ali Leonard: poop.
Justin Hale: you?
Ali Leonard: No, where the firework it goes
Justin Hale: Oh. Oh, you're not working. You're not working one up at the moment.
Ali Leonard: up. Big poop. No, I
Justin Hale: You
Ali Leonard: mean I'm always working on one, but in the sky it'll be big
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ali Leonard: poop. But new thing
Luke Neverisky: Genius. This
Ali Leonard: though, it'll smell like poop. I think I can add it to a lot of different
Christopher Hooper: So, is it going to actually be s***? Godfather
Justin Hale: Oh, the
Ali Leonard: just pops up.
Christopher Hooper: Grit behind you is chiming
Justin Hale: hell, man. Why do you keep popping up
Christopher Hooper: in. Y'all have been here a long
Justin Hale: here? Did you just want to do this yourself
Ali Leonard: Um
Justin Hale: if you're going to be here the whole time or what?
Christopher Hooper: time.
Tyram: Um, Uncle Belch steps in. Guys, we need to go to the
Ali Leonard: yeah. Oh, great. I need corn
Luke Neverisky: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of
Justin Hale: over your
Tyram: 7-Eleven. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: chips. You love that
Tyram: Oh, this the last place I got employee of the
Ali Leonard: job. You're so good at
Christopher Hooper: Hey, were you there? Can you pick me up a ham
Tyram: month. I'm sorry. I was shifting my chair and you talked very
Luke Neverisky: course.
Justin Hale: shift.
Christopher Hooper: sandwich? Oh, um,
Tyram: softly. What did you
Christopher Hooper: my apologies. When you're there, can you pick up a ham
Luke Neverisky: like
Ali Leonard: it. Hand
Tyram: say?
Luke Neverisky: a hand. That's your left hand or right
Christopher Hooper: sandwich? My a ham, you know, like a like pork. Like a pig. Like
Ali Leonard: sandwich. Pig's a pig's hand
Christopher Hooper: a pig
Tyram: A pig's
Luke Neverisky: hand.
Ali Leonard: sandwich. You want it extra stinky or no
Christopher Hooper: sandwich. Good
Ali Leonard: stink?
Christopher Hooper: enough. Yeah. Extra pickles,
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Great. Yeah, no
Christopher Hooper: please.
Tyram: hand. Eating them ham sandwich is going to be the death of the godfather someday. Your wife, you just eat brown. I reach for my brown
Justin Hale: There's
Christopher Hooper: out of your your brown
Tyram: packet. My brown
Luke Neverisky: He's brown bagging
Ali Leonard: problem. And that's why he's 80 years old.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: a Why don't you just Why don't you just
Tyram: bag. Look, when you're 15,
Justin Hale: grab
Christopher Hooper: bag. You're
Tyram: you'll understand these things,
Luke Neverisky: Nah, I'm gonna live forever.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: too. Okay. Okay, so it's canonically established that if the campaign persists for two more years, Bruce is going to be as old as
Ali Leonard: Holy s***.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Uh, so everyone
Ali Leonard: So, is a 7-Eleven like a
Christopher Hooper: knows where the 7-Eleven
Ali Leonard: 7-Eleven or is it something else that just also has hand
Christopher Hooper: is.
Justin Hale: Great.
Ali Leonard: sandwiches and corn
Tyram: s***. 7-Eleven is a multiversal
Ali Leonard: chips? Can this be like one of those Japanese ones
Tyram: presence.
Ali Leonard: that's good?
Christopher Hooper: It adapts to the to the local culture.
Ali Leonard: Oh, so like in America it's s***** and then in Japan it's
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: I assume the one here is going to
Ali Leonard: good. Chaos.
Christopher Hooper: This photo machine is just
Tyram: be terrible. Yeah, I guess. Okay, so I was debating between whether
Justin Hale: Oh, I got one
Ali Leonard: I think
Tyram: 7-Eleven or Waffle House would be funnier. So, what do you guys
Luke Neverisky: No, 7-Eleven's good.
Justin Hale: more out.
Ali Leonard: 7-Eleven's really good. And I I would love
Christopher Hooper: brown. 7-Eleven is good. I've never seen a
Tyram: think?
Ali Leonard: like
Christopher Hooper: sign or a hint of an employee of a month for the
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: the I would love there to be like literally like icy
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: brown, like ice brown, but then the the coffee the coffee is
Christopher Hooper: 7-Eleven. Oh, yeah. Slushy Brown.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. It's all
Ali Leonard: just hot brown.
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Luke Neverisky: brown. All it
Justin Hale: brown. Slurpie Brown sounds like a
Ali Leonard: It's all brown and then ham
Tyram: Instead of like, yeah, like instead of a slushie machine, they have a brown
Justin Hale: nightmare. I hate it. I
Tyram: machine. This is your
Luke Neverisky: down. Don't be a self-hating
Justin Hale: hate it. Yeah, my character. I hate
Ali Leonard: sandwiches. This is your
Tyram: culture,
Luke Neverisky: goblin.
Tyram: Justin. This is why you left. I guess you couldn't stand the brown slushy
Luke Neverisky: That's where I draw the line. You
Ali Leonard: culture. The brain
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Too cold. Brain
Tyram: machine.
Ali Leonard: freezes. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: freezes. Um yeah, so
Luke Neverisky: must
Justin Hale: it. No,
Ali Leonard: Ice cream
Christopher Hooper: you head to the 7-Eleven. Um um that'll take you
Justin Hale: no.
Christopher Hooper: to uh you know the place you need to put explosives, but um you you don't have any explosives yet. U but that's fine. You can scope it out if you want. Um you uh you walk to the 7-Eleven. Um there the automatic
Ali Leonard: brown. Ding dong.
Christopher Hooper: doors open for you. Um all there is one um Pakistani man there
Ali Leonard: like a
Christopher Hooper: um and he is on his phone playing
Luke Neverisky: He
Justin Hale: One
Christopher Hooper: games. Yeah, a human.
Tyram: What the hell
Luke Neverisky: works at the 71.
Justin Hale: human.
Tyram: is a human doing
Ali Leonard: human.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, he he does not acknowledge you entering um doesn't acknowledge your
Tyram: here? Is this just like a place built for
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: question. This is like the
Tyram: goblins? Is he having to like stoop over like
Ali Leonard: that we have.
Christopher Hooper: biggest, brightest building in the town.
Ali Leonard: Sure. We have to like stand on each other's shoulders to get to the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: counter.
Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh. It is a
Ali Leonard: Great. Yeah, of course it
Christopher Hooper: mess. Yeah. Uh most of the stock is like littered on the floor.
Ali Leonard: is.
Christopher Hooper: uh most of the fridges with uh to and to contextualize like goblins don't have automatic doors, rarely have electricity. Um this place has loads of uh refrigerators with soft drinks and an automatic door like great um fluorescent lights. um and is the only place you can get
Ali Leonard: in a
Christopher Hooper: a brown slushie. Um
Ali Leonard: Coca-Cola. Oh,
Tyram: Oh no, we're goblins. So it's Pepsi
Ali Leonard: it's Pepsi. Sorry,
Christopher Hooper: yeah, except cocaine. So it's back to co
Ali Leonard: Pebbus. That's the original
Tyram: here.
Luke Neverisky: I'm gonna jump up on
Ali Leonard: Coca-Cola.
Christopher Hooper: Coca-Cola.
Luke Neverisky: the brown slurpee machine and um lay
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: underneath it and open it and start to drink slurp ground slurpie in my
Ali Leonard: I really hope it's
Tyram: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: mouth. Good.
Ali Leonard: bring your own container
Tyram: man. This place has really lost its edge since
Luke Neverisky: Come. Good. Sound the
Tyram: I worked here. They got they cleaned up the place. I had to f******
Ali Leonard: today.
Tyram: like, you know, make it all
Christopher Hooper: Um, as you're guzzling, um, uh,
Tyram: trendy.
Christopher Hooper: Slurpee Brown, um, go ahead and give me
Luke Neverisky: container. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: a a slide of
Luke Neverisky: up sheep. Slide of hands
Christopher Hooper: handshake. And the Pakistani man behind the counter briefly looks up says and looks
Luke Neverisky: 14 uh in between slurpies. I'm
Christopher Hooper: back down on his
Luke Neverisky: going to go Yeah. T7. Keep slurping.
Ali Leonard: Okay, I'm going to look for ham
Christopher Hooper: phone. Yeah, totally
Ali Leonard: sandwich like the prepared sandwich area.
Tyram: All right. What? Oh, hey. We need to I think I remember how to get down to the
Christopher Hooper: ignoring
Tyram: basement here. That's where we need to go in order to plant. Oh, do you guys put put together your your bomb? Don't Didn't the Godfather say we needed
Luke Neverisky: Oh.
Justin Hale: H. Oh,
Ali Leonard: We need to create disturbance.
Tyram: explosives once we got to the place we're going this one specifically required explosives? I
Ali Leonard: Um, yeah. I mean, I've got lots of gunpowder. Um, I've got lots of not
Justin Hale: bomb.
Ali Leonard: poop in this
Tyram: thought All right, let's head into the bathroom where the the 7-Eleven bathroom has a long and storage tradition of
Ali Leonard: bag.
Tyram: making ex top tier explosives. So, it seems like a fine place for us to start
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah. Same same
Ali Leonard: The changing table. Yes, I use it often.
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Tyram: mixing
Luke Neverisky: thing. You can't
Ali Leonard: Um, okay. Don't snort cocaine off the changing table. It's mostly
Luke Neverisky: make me You can't stop
Ali Leonard: gunpowder. Okay. He's going to explode.
Luke Neverisky: me.
Justin Hale: Hopefully the hopefully the slurpie brown will calm him down a
Ali Leonard: It
Justin Hale: bit. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: should regulate, right? It should kind
Tyram: it. Oh, absolutely. Nothing calms us down like a nice slurping
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you
Ali Leonard: of That's why brew is
Tyram: brown.
Justin Hale: Like brown
Ali Leonard: never
Justin Hale: is canonically chunky as
Ali Leonard: calm. Chunky and and
Justin Hale: well. Oh, it's that's I don't
Ali Leonard: warm. Yes. Now it's chunky
Luke Neverisky: know
Justin Hale: know. Like ice cold brown sounds hot
Ali Leonard: and icy. I like to think like because it's also like
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Ali Leonard: kind of a stew that it's got fat that's like congealed in
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, that
Justin Hale: brown like
Ali Leonard: it. It's like the white like
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's like it's like
Luke Neverisky: is perfect.
Ali Leonard: fat. Yes. And like gritty
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: stew that you left in the fridge for too long more so than like an icy
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we did it guys. We made
Ali Leonard: and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Drew,
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: like Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: actually, Drew, give me that constitution saving
Luke Neverisky: something on
Justin Hale: a
Ali Leonard: Smart.
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Luke Neverisky: save. That's
Ali Leonard: Just because can doesn't mean you should make it make it
Luke Neverisky: right. Uh, that is a
Christopher Hooper: close. Um, you uh you feel a brain
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: icy. Well,
Christopher Hooper: freeze, a real intense hit right to the head and
Luke Neverisky: 13. Ow. Ow.
Christopher Hooper: it's piercing. Um, go ahead and take
Ali Leonard: that'll
Christopher Hooper: uh here. Um, we're going to roll 1d6
Ali Leonard: more smart. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: damage. Uh, you take one damage.
Luke Neverisky: Ow.
Christopher Hooper: Um uh as you get to the bathroom
Tyram: but a piercing
Christopher Hooper: um you uh Uncle Belt, you
Tyram: one
Christopher Hooper: are unsurprised to realize that the bathroom
Ali Leonard: have to buy
Christopher Hooper: has a combination lock on it. Pretty difficult lock. Um,
Tyram: damage. I want
Ali Leonard: something. I can
Tyram: employee of the month for nothing. Can I like slide of hand to pick the
Ali Leonard: just get the ham sandwich.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Give me actually give me a history
Justin Hale: It's
Tyram: lock? Oh, very bad.
Justin Hale: still the same old
Ali Leonard: We can do this. Honest. I can get the ham
Luke Neverisky: No, that's boring. That's boring. Ow.
Justin Hale: code.
Ali Leonard: sandwich. I
Tyram: Um, I only got a four on
Ali Leonard: also saw they had half price boiled eggs cuz they're old. So, I would like
Christopher Hooper: check.
Ali Leonard: those as
Christopher Hooper: um while you're shopping around.
Tyram: history.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You've you've forgotten despite your long
Luke Neverisky: Ow.
Ali Leonard: well. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: history time here, you have forgotten the combination that you know they don't
Ali Leonard: god. It's not
Christopher Hooper: change. Um, so you
Tyram: Damn it. The my information must have been
Ali Leonard: 1111. That's the only thing
Tyram: stolen by the
Ali Leonard: that makes sense
Tyram: vampires. I know, right? All
Justin Hale: It's
Christopher Hooper: can um you can start working on that. We'll
Tyram: right, let's let's go get us some hard Let's get him some uh some
Ali Leonard: though.
Christopher Hooper: have Yeah. Yeah. You find the hardboiled eggs. They
Tyram: hardboiled eggs, I guess.
Justin Hale: okay.
Christopher Hooper: are warm and the sulfur is smelly. Um but they are right beside some some warm um ham sandwiches. There's uh also like the hot dog
Tyram: This ain't what we're looking for. Where are the hand
Ali Leonard: Oh, I would love a hot dog
Christopher Hooper: rollers and importantly it has like the fixings counter next to it with like the different
Ali Leonard: roller. Perfect. And they're all fermented
Christopher Hooper: pickles and mustards and things like that. Um
Ali Leonard: because they've never been changed
Christopher Hooper: and
Tyram: sandwiches? Now this is 7-Eleven. Hell
Christopher Hooper: yeah um you collect all
Tyram: yeah. Some of these hot dogs were on here when I started working. I like how this entire campaign like Justin's been doing all this gross s***, but like we briefly describe a 7-Eleven and he's just like I
Luke Neverisky: You're
Ali Leonard: out. This is the clean one.
Christopher Hooper: that. What are the
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: God. It's so much worse in this
Christopher Hooper: One of
Tyram: guess
Justin Hale: context.
Christopher Hooper: the hot dogs kind of sits up and says, "Hey, Mr. Belch, you're back.
Luke Neverisky: What?
Justin Hale: The
Ali Leonard: Oh, he's
Christopher Hooper: Pleasure to see
Luke Neverisky: What? What?
Ali Leonard: grown
Christopher Hooper: you."
Tyram: Hey there,
Christopher Hooper: "Hey, how you doing? You You've been having a good
Tyram: Stevie. I'm doing well. You know,
Christopher Hooper: time. Oh,
Tyram: I'm here with my bowling club, family, and we're
Ali Leonard: up.
Christopher Hooper: they look just like you.
Tyram: um Oh, hey, don't be
Justin Hale: f***?
Tyram: that mean to him, old Stevie. We We
Christopher Hooper: Oh gosh. Yeah, Mr. Belch,
Tyram: make those.
Christopher Hooper: you've been doing okay since you left the
Tyram: I've been doing
Christopher Hooper: 7-Eleven. Oh,
Tyram: okay. Enjoy my retirement. It's nice
Christopher Hooper: you're
Tyram: when you hit 14 and then social security checks start coming
Christopher Hooper: retired. Oh, wow. One day I'll be that old. As
Justin Hale: At that point,
Christopher Hooper: long as no one Hey. Oh. Oh my god.
Justin Hale: I walk up and I take a bite out of that hot
Tyram: in. What the
Justin Hale: dog. This one looked nice and roasted
Ali Leonard: It was one
Tyram: hell?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: up. This one looked very, very um crispy on the outside. Looked
Ali Leonard: thing.
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Luke Neverisky: So crispy. So
Justin Hale: delicious.
Ali Leonard: The more
Christopher Hooper: no, he's going again.
Tyram: He's very sensitive on the inside
Luke Neverisky: crispy. Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: What? I I just keep
Ali Leonard: sentient it is, the more flavorful I
Justin Hale: on my I'm not link to them on the
Tyram: emotionally. Stop eating
Justin Hale: inside.
Ali Leonard: think. Don't forget your onion. You need to eat the onions with
Christopher Hooper: No,
Tyram: Stevie
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Spoons make it taste
Ali Leonard: the hot
Christopher Hooper: please.
Tyram: Brew. I told you you only eat
Justin Hale: What? I take the last bite and I'm like, "Yeah, that it felt like it's
Tyram: brown.
Justin Hale: it's a little
Ali Leonard: dog.
Christopher Hooper: Please.
Tyram: Damn it,
Justin Hale: old." What?
Tyram: Brew. That was my oldest
Justin Hale: A
Ali Leonard: That's so sad. You That That's really
Tyram: friend.
Ali Leonard: sad cuz you've known me my whole
Christopher Hooper: Hey man.
Tyram: Yeah. Ow. Help
Ali Leonard: life.
Christopher Hooper: And at this point the uh Pakistani store
Tyram: me.
Christopher Hooper: um employee comes to you and says, "Hey, you got to buy the hot dog before you eat
Luke Neverisky: But here to eat it
Justin Hale: hawker. What?
Ali Leonard: Oh, before so spit it out. Spit it
Christopher Hooper: it. And he holds
Justin Hale: Oh my god. All right. I do the
Christopher Hooper: out his hand. Says, "I'm going to need you
Justin Hale: cat furball thing just and then the whole hot dog comes
Ali Leonard: out.
Christopher Hooper: to Oh my god, death was
Luke Neverisky: already.
Christopher Hooper: worse. Why am I back in this
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Christopher Hooper: world? Hope
Tyram: You okay there,
Ali Leonard: Do you want it back? I'll pay for it.
Christopher Hooper: you'll make
Justin Hale: out.
Christopher Hooper: me
Tyram: Stevie? All right, fine. Look, just Drew, pay for the hot dog and then
Justin Hale: It's all chewed up now. I don't want it. That's
Ali Leonard: Brew, put it in a moldy bun.
Tyram: eat it.
Luke Neverisky: s***. Put it with brown. Put it with
Ali Leonard: It'll be
Christopher Hooper: Are you going to pay for it or
Luke Neverisky: brown.
Justin Hale: gross. No. No.
Ali Leonard: fine. We'll put some brown on top like a brown
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Somebody already chewed it up. I don't want it. You
Ali Leonard: dog. Thank
Tyram: You're the one shooting it up,
Justin Hale: can't You
Ali Leonard: you. Would you eat the hot dog if I put it some brown on
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, everyone loves a brown
Ali Leonard: it? Okay, great. Okay, we'll make this brown
Christopher Hooper: no?
Justin Hale: can't Oh, no.
Ali Leonard: slushy
Christopher Hooper: Hey,
Ali Leonard: dog. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: like I gotta go back to work. So, are you going to pay with this or
Tyram: bro. Okay, I'm with Justin now. I'm on his
Justin Hale: No,
Ali Leonard: put put it in this cup and I'll put brown slushy on
Tyram: side for this one.
Justin Hale: no, I got
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: No, no. Just use your hot brown. It would taste
Ali Leonard: But
Christopher Hooper: not? So, like is anyone going to pay for
Tyram: much
Ali Leonard: yeah, I'll pay for it. I also need the
Tyram: better. You know what could you could do with a little bit there,
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: this?
Tyram: friend? A modicum of
Luke Neverisky: You can pay for it. You can pay for it. You can pay for
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god, someone killed
Tyram: patience. When you do
Luke Neverisky: it. Yeah, that's
Christopher Hooper: me. Oh, he said, "Oh
Tyram: the hot dog voice, you're not coming through very
Christopher Hooper: my god, someone killed
Tyram: well. Thank you. We needed to hear
Luke Neverisky: tough. See? Yeah. We just want to kill him. We just want to kill
Ali Leonard: eggs.
Luke Neverisky: him.
Christopher Hooper: me." Um, okay. Well, I'm just going to put it back until
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: someone wants to deal with
Tyram: this. Well, hold on. We got some more
Ali Leonard: Okay, I do. Yeah, I need a
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: stuff. We're going to We want to buy it all at once. Give us Give us a
Ali Leonard: biscuit. Yeah, I need a ham
Tyram: minute. All right. You get the hand sandwich.
Ali Leonard: sandwich. Um the stinkiest one. And I need extra pickles and these eggs cuz you need a walking snack. And um some boritos would be
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All the while but in the background you hear Steve uh crying and saying why why is life like this as the hot dog roller keeps him
Luke Neverisky: Wow. I never felt so bad for a
Ali Leonard: great and like three separate
Christopher Hooper: rolling. Somebody
Luke Neverisky: before.
Ali Leonard: pieces and like chewed
Tyram: I got find some pork
Ali Leonard: up. So canonically we only have the meat is only pork. We don't know
Tyram: rind.
Ali Leonard: of any other
Tyram: Okay. So, yeah, in canon,
Ali Leonard: meat.
Tyram: uh, goblins are, uh, pig
Ali Leonard: Oink
Christopher Hooper: just you hope
Tyram: farmers. Well, apparent if we're going off of brew,
Ali Leonard: oink
Tyram: goblins revere and, uh, are delighted by
Ali Leonard: warship sheep. Yeah. So they're not going to
Tyram: sheep. Yeah. So, obviously, we're not eating
Luke Neverisky: that of
Ali Leonard: have Yeah.
Tyram: sheep. And I feel like cows like probably like need too much pasture land for
Ali Leonard: Yeah, pigs are as smart
Tyram: um a island on the back of a
Justin Hale: I figured chickens would
Ali Leonard: as us. So, you know, they kind of take care of
Christopher Hooper: Williams.
Tyram: turtle.
Justin Hale: make the most sense for
Ali Leonard: themselves. Well, that's why you also eat boiled eggs, you know. So, pigs and
Tyram: Yeah. So pigs and chickens, that's what that's what we
Justin Hale: goblins.
Ali Leonard: chickens. That's on
Tyram: raise here on here on uh here in our
Ali Leonard: our town. Yeah.
Tyram: town. I remember does have a name, but I can't remember it right now.
Justin Hale: No
Ali Leonard: Ortuga. No, that was
Justin Hale: cracker. No
Tyram: That's
Ali Leonard: Pibian. Okay, everybody, choose your your walking
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: right. Got my pork
Justin Hale: cracker. Got my chicken
Ali Leonard: snacks. You have your chicken jerky.
Justin Hale: jerky.
Ali Leonard: Drew, what do you want your trail snack to be? We're going to be exploding things
Luke Neverisky: Oh. Oh,
Ali Leonard: and we're going to get hungry.
Luke Neverisky: brown brown dog. Someone said brown dog.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Oh, you want the brown dog? You want the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: chewed up one? Okay,
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Please, someone kill me.
Tyram: r. You want do you want that one or do you want a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Ali Leonard: great. The new
Tyram: different one?
Luke Neverisky: Test that one. I want that one.
Ali Leonard: one. Okay, pick a new
[01:40:00]
Christopher Hooper: Please. Oh god, no.
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Ali Leonard: dog and get your bun and your
Luke Neverisky: yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a very methodic uh examination of all the hot dogs. Like very very
Ali Leonard: brown.
Christopher Hooper: Please.
Luke Neverisky: careful, slow measuring the distance, the length of each one, the circumference, getting just
Justin Hale: He pulled
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You've
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: got uh there is there is a foot long hot dog in there. Um there's one with jalapenos and cheddar. Um there's one of
Ali Leonard: Right.
Christopher Hooper: those what a Mexican
Tyram: on the roller.
Justin Hale: out. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: uh there's one of those like Mexican like what toosquito. Yeah. On it.
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um uh but Steve was the only one that talks
Justin Hale: like don't they call those like torpedoes or
Christopher Hooper: so and he is screaming for his
Justin Hale: something because it's like all in
Ali Leonard: If only if only they had like a chicken bake so that you could like make a hole and put a
Christopher Hooper: life. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: hot dog in it. I've seen people do that and
Luke Neverisky: Interesting.
Justin Hale: one?
Ali Leonard: it's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I
Tyram: Sounds
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, kind of like
Christopher Hooper: don't I don't want this to be like a disgusting crude session.
Tyram: quiet.
Luke Neverisky: that. Yeah. Now put brown on the hot
Ali Leonard: disturbing.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: dog.
Ali Leonard: Well, okay,
Tyram: foot brown on a sentient hot dog that's
Ali Leonard: great. Okay, put that in a plastic bag so
Tyram: already been partially digested. Yeah, keep it
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: you don't lose
Christopher Hooper: Um
Luke Neverisky: Got it.
Ali Leonard: it. Okay, great. Everybody got their snacks? I'll put it on my
Tyram: classic. You're the real
Ali Leonard: tab. Let's
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Are you paying
Tyram: MVP, Alie.
Christopher Hooper: with cash uh check or
Ali Leonard: see. It goes on my tab. It's the ledger right behind
Justin Hale: The
Ali Leonard: you.
Christopher Hooper: credit? That one. What's your
Justin Hale: real
Ali Leonard: Yeah. EA. It's all
Christopher Hooper: name?
Ali Leonard: the vowels except the worst one.
Christopher Hooper: EA. I have a few EHAs. Uh, what is your personal identification
Ali Leonard: Oh my god. Do you want
Tyram: man. Damn, they got so f****** stiff here since I started. It's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. So
Ali Leonard: my government name? I don't know if I can legally say
Tyram: gone all corporate, you
Christopher Hooper: name? Okay. Whisper in my
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: ear. Hey. Hey. Can everyone
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: give us some space while she gives me her government
Tyram: know.
Luke Neverisky: corp closer.
Ali Leonard: brew. But it starts with
Christopher Hooper: name? Oh,
Ali Leonard: the the It starts with the sound, but it's like really
Christopher Hooper: sorry. Oh, autoia. Okay, got it.
Ali Leonard: long.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. How many of these? I have two under the
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's 27 and then it's
Christopher Hooper: same.
Ali Leonard: in brew. I know we're all
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Hey.
Ali Leonard: brew. Yeah, this is very
Christopher Hooper: Um, hey. Can y'all please stop listening in?
Ali Leonard: government official. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. 27. Okay. Okay.
Tyram: Fine.
Luke Neverisky: I know what you're talking
Ali Leonard: 27. You're going to charge
Christopher Hooper: No, I I see it here. Okay. Gotcha.
Ali Leonard: everything under me now. I know it.
Tyram: Jeez. Well, hey, here. Have this while you're at it. I grab an eightball of cocaine from the
Luke Neverisky: about. They got
Ali Leonard: Yeah. You can get it off the street. Just get it off
Tyram: shelf and I toss it
Ali Leonard: the
Christopher Hooper: Um just so you know, you are about a
Tyram: over.
Christopher Hooper: um six hens away from from your max.
Ali Leonard: street. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: I don't come here enough. I
Christopher Hooper: Okay, this ledger uh banks differ but
Ali Leonard: used to come here every day and now so many people want
Justin Hale: She goes to your other location
Ali Leonard: the fireworks. So it's like I have to go to the one closer
Justin Hale: now.
Ali Leonard: to my house at 712. Is
Christopher Hooper: okay. You shouldn't even go there. This one is much
Ali Leonard: 712 not a real one? I
Christopher Hooper: better. 712. Same company,
Justin Hale: That
Ali Leonard: question same company. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: but the guy
Justin Hale: guy says you're the
Ali Leonard: Doug. Yeah, he is. Doug is very mean to
Christopher Hooper: there very very
Ali Leonard: me. He does not like how many eggs I eat. He says I
Christopher Hooper: mean.
Ali Leonard: smell like fart. I'm like, yeah, cuz I'm
Christopher Hooper: Yes,
Justin Hale: worst.
Christopher Hooper: he's very mean.
Tyram: I mean, he just can't like
Ali Leonard: farting. Like you look like
Tyram: grasp the obvious really. What a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: s*** because you are s***. Like I'm not going to say it. You cheat at poker. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: And he cheats at poker every time.
Tyram: dillard.
Ali Leonard: god. I'll have him
Christopher Hooper: Yes. No. Don't do that.
Justin Hale: Yes.
Ali Leonard: arrested. Oh. Oh well. You
Christopher Hooper: He will be
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Home
Christopher Hooper: executed. Listen, he's a bad guy. Don't call
Ali Leonard: know there's a there's a lot
Christopher Hooper: the cops on him. Okay.
Tyram: Good. How much sulfur can we get off of his corpse? We could use that for the
Ali Leonard: of people on this turtle. So maybe one less. You know what
Luke Neverisky: problem
Ali Leonard: I mean?
Christopher Hooper: He's my
Tyram: explosion.
Ali Leonard: Your uh I can't think of anything that rhymes
Christopher Hooper: brother.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: with bug. You're bug. Of
Christopher Hooper: Mug and mug. It's on my
Ali Leonard: course I can't
Christopher Hooper: It's on my name tag. Mug.
Ali Leonard: read.
Christopher Hooper: Same.
Tyram: Oh, la deah. I know how to read. God, you
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: f****** like highutin corporate inst. You f****** come here with your fancy
Ali Leonard: Okay, but you're doing a great job.
Tyram: degrees to operate our
Justin Hale: Let's
Ali Leonard: You are my favorite 7-Eleven. Um, I'm going
Tyram: 7-Elevens.
Justin Hale: see. 71. The other one's a 712.
Ali Leonard: to not Oh, he's my He's
Justin Hale: Remember, you're way better than the 710,
Ali Leonard: the only 7-Eleven I know. So, it is my
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, we don't
Justin Hale: though. That's for
Ali Leonard: favorite. I mean, that's just in that guy's
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: Well, that goes without
Luke Neverisky: talk about seven cent.
Ali Leonard: apartment. They're
Christopher Hooper: Well, 710 is trying really hard.
Ali Leonard: trying. It's just if the
Tyram: saying
Justin Hale: sure.
Ali Leonard: eggs are still runny, it's
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: it. There's only so much grace you can give for trying really hard, right? They need to get their s***
Justin Hale: like literally get their s*** together.
Ali Leonard: like like just boil an egg. It's
Tyram: together over at the
Justin Hale: It's all over. It's
Ali Leonard: like it's all over the place. The
Christopher Hooper: Yeah,
Tyram: Sipman. Literally get their s*** together. It would be
Ali Leonard: sheet. It would Yeah. Then I can put it
Christopher Hooper: yeah,
Tyram: much more manageable if it was all in one
Ali Leonard: in this bag way more easily.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. I hear that.
Tyram: spot. Yeah. Takes
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Tyram: forever to buy all the s*** you
Luke Neverisky: Get
Justin Hale: ridiculous.
Ali Leonard: God, every
Christopher Hooper: yeah, you have to pick it up off the floor. That's what I say every
Ali Leonard: day. Every day. You're a good one,
Tyram: need.
Ali Leonard: though. I hope you get a play of the month
Christopher Hooper: day. Yeah, me
Tyram: It's a hallowed and
Ali Leonard: soon.
Christopher Hooper: too. Well, now
Tyram: honored tradition being the employee of the month
Justin Hale: Where's
Christopher Hooper: that Steve's out of the running, I have a better
Luke Neverisky: Hey
Justin Hale: Steve?
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: shot. Don't worry about
Justin Hale: There's a hot dog named Steve
Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah, he was our
Tyram: here.
Ali Leonard: I need to give you your memory jugs. I forgot to give you them this
Christopher Hooper: best
Justin Hale: here. I never knew there was a hot dog here named Steve. I have to meet
Tyram: I told you about
Justin Hale: him. What are you talking about?
Christopher Hooper: employee. He was He was
Tyram: it literally five minutes
Christopher Hooper: screaming. He was screaming for his life and then for his
Luke Neverisky: And we did not hear
Ali Leonard: morning. Maybe I got the head
Tyram: ago.
Ali Leonard: injury. Um, so what are we doing? Do I need to set a firework
Christopher Hooper: death. And then it's in his
Ali Leonard: somewhere or can
Tyram: Wait, we need to put together the explosives and then head down to the basement of the
Ali Leonard: I? Oh. Oh, yeah. Can I go take a poop in the
Tyram: 7-Eleven in order to make our way down to the heart. And that's the ear
Ali Leonard: bathroom? Right. Um, can
Christopher Hooper: slurpee. Your turn to get
Tyram: canal of the turtle god that we're living on.
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: I Yeah. Can I have a bathroom
Christopher Hooper: into the basement
Tyram: Yeah. So, a normal Tuesday
Justin Hale: heat.
Ali Leonard: code? We need bathroom
Christopher Hooper: here.
Tyram: afternoon.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Well, you did buy something, so I'm legally obligated to give you the
Luke Neverisky: That's right. That's right. That's
Ali Leonard: code. Thank you. Absolutely. That's
Christopher Hooper: bathroom code. It's 1 2 3 4
Luke Neverisky: right. Of course.
Ali Leonard: it. Oh my
Tyram: What? Oh, no wonder I couldn't remember. It's so
Luke Neverisky: That's Yeah, that's really hard, man. Good job. Good
Ali Leonard: god. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: pound. Don't tell anyone.
Tyram: goddamn
Luke Neverisky: job.
Ali Leonard: god. Thank you so much. You're my favorite.
Luke Neverisky: and realize we run by a f****** genius over
Ali Leonard: Bye.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I love you. Please come
Ali Leonard: Bye. I You know I
Tyram: complicated.
Christopher Hooper: back. All right. He goes back on his phone. Um you've got the combination
Ali Leonard: will. I have to assume it's literally like a
Christopher Hooper: to the bathroom. Um, you're ready to
Ali Leonard: smartphone. Like he's from Earth. It's like a
Christopher Hooper: roll
Ali Leonard: portal and nobody questions it. Yeah, exactly.
Tyram: questions.
Ali Leonard: Okay, let's get this baby changing table
Christopher Hooper: yeah. You don't you've never heard
Ali Leonard: firework.
Christopher Hooper: of Pakistan, but you know he's a Pakistani man.
Justin Hale: It's just bug.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, he's very
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah.
Justin Hale: That's just typical
Ali Leonard: proud. This is Bug. I love Bug.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: What
Ali Leonard: Okay. One, two, three,
Justin Hale: bug. You have to push pound at the end. It doesn't work until you push the the terminator
Ali Leonard: four. I'm pushing it. I'm pulling
Luke Neverisky: You pull. You
Justin Hale: button. I don't think you
Ali Leonard: it. Wait, do I push or pull? Is it the
Luke Neverisky: pull. He caught
Ali Leonard: both? Does it do
Tyram: You
Justin Hale: pull.
Ali Leonard: both?
Christopher Hooper: Um, I mean, it's a tile
Justin Hale: Oh, f***. Grab here.
Ali Leonard: Oh god. We're going to be here all
Christopher Hooper: Um, go ahead and give me an intelligence
Ali Leonard: night. Come
Christopher Hooper: check. Maybe we'll say our
Tyram: slide.
Ali Leonard: by. Did you see Britain come by and get a cookie? He just texted saying that was
Christopher Hooper: Conor. Um, no.
Ali Leonard: maybe that's the best chocolate chip cookie I've had in a long time. And I'm like when were you even here?
Christopher Hooper: Some I saw someone walk into your door and go into
Justin Hale: Revel. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: That's
Christopher Hooper: your kitchen. Yes, I
Justin Hale: I hear
Ali Leonard: fine. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: did see him walk by like 20 minutes
Tyram: There is an
Ali Leonard: f***. Yeah, I honestly
Tyram: ethereal spectre hovering over your shoulder right now. I didn't know
Ali Leonard: think I am haunted by the person who died here before me. Like before I lived here. Not
Luke Neverisky: What?
Ali Leonard: died here before I died
Christopher Hooper: ago.
Tyram: what that is. Is what it sounded like you were
Ali Leonard: here.
Tyram: saying.
Ali Leonard: Wink. Hell
Christopher Hooper: I'm a
Tyram: Well, hey Ally, you're my favorite
Ali Leonard: yeah. Not the hoarder lady who lived here and died
Tyram: ghost. No, she
Justin Hale: actually hurt.
[01:50:00]
Ali Leonard: here. Well, yeah. She makes Duke stare at her all the time and it freaks me
Christopher Hooper: ghost. Um Okay. So, um give me that arcana check.
Ali Leonard: out. Oh, I'm doing
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: sucks.
Ali Leonard: it right. I have
Christopher Hooper: f***. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Thanks.
Justin Hale: That's good. That's a good
Ali Leonard: dice. Oh, hell
Tyram: Good.
Ali Leonard: yeah. Okay. Okay. What's my arcana though? What's my
Tyram: Good. Well, you're an inface
Justin Hale: start. Yay.
Ali Leonard: arcana though? So
Tyram: character.
Christopher Hooper: 23. Um, you are able to work out this slide puzzle pretty quickly. get the combination one, two, three, four pound and uh you slide it right in place
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: and you hear a beep as the leg goes green. Um, and then it resets and then you you twist the
Ali Leonard: 23
Christopher Hooper: handle because of that high score and you and you pull it open and inside um you see that it's um like most um most private businesses have an extensive um bathroom um that also has a chemistry and alchemy set in it um and a baby changing table um wet wipes. a very nice sink and a storm
Tyram: Toer, we know what's in
Christopher Hooper: drain.
Tyram: a 7-Eleven bathroom. You don't have to go into all
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Just I want you to know it's the same as what we're familiar
Tyram: this. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Got
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: Okay, that's fair. That's fair. That's fine.
Luke Neverisky: it. I'm going to open the baby changing table and start up your code.
Ali Leonard: No, those are for those are for bombs.
Christopher Hooper: with. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: What? I don't understand the
Ali Leonard: That's bomb cocaine.
Justin Hale: There's a big
Ali Leonard: Oh my god, there's a big
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: Drew, you want to go over
Ali Leonard: difference. Yeah, go to
Tyram: there to the customer cocaine? And there's like a cocaine dispenser next to the paper
Luke Neverisky: difference. Oh. Oh, sorry. I It's been a
Justin Hale: difference. It's one of those like ratcheted
Ali Leonard: the Oh my
Luke Neverisky: minute.
Justin Hale: ones like a gumball.
Tyram: towels. Yeah. It's like one of those things like you like get like tampons or like condoms out
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Sorry. It's been
Ali Leonard: god. Perfect. Okay, Brew, do you want to
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: of.
Luke Neverisky: It's been a while.
Justin Hale: Oh, I'm nervous. All right, I
Ali Leonard: take the lead and I'll
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: I can do this. I can do
Ali Leonard: watch? Yes. Let Do you want Which one do you want to do? We can do middle finger or if you want to go big, we could do big poop. We could
Justin Hale: this. I think it's
Ali Leonard: do
Tyram: Oh, I have a hard time imagining Brew ever getting good at
Justin Hale: time
Ali Leonard: eggplant. He's the natural and you know it.
Tyram: making explosives. He's so nervous right
Ali Leonard: Don't Don't torture
Christopher Hooper: At this point, Godfather
Tyram: now.
Christopher Hooper: Grits stands behind and says, "You got a kid. Don't let us
Ali Leonard: boy. Would you like an egg with your
Christopher Hooper: down." Oh,
Tyram: Which f*** did you get here?
Justin Hale: What the hell? Why the hell by your statement
Ali Leonard: sandwich? Yeah. Here you
Christopher Hooper: sorry. Yeah, it came from my hands
Tyram: Godfather. Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: if you're here? We literally had to do none of
Ali Leonard: go.
Christopher Hooper: sandwich. Oh, thank
Tyram: Here. Yeah. Why did you have us
Ali Leonard: I think he just likes hanging
Tyram: come here at all if you're just going to come yourself?
Justin Hale: this. You just want to hang. You can hang. That's
Ali Leonard: out. I think he's
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Nothing,
Justin Hale: fine.
Tyram: You don't have to Yeah. You don't have to create elaborate like scavenger hunts for us.
Luke Neverisky: coach.
Christopher Hooper: you. No, no, it's good. It's good.
Tyram: You can just you just have to hang
Ali Leonard: lonely. He knows we like
Christopher Hooper: You're doing the thing. It's good. Yeah. And I wanted to I wanted to see I
Justin Hale: Oh god, pressure is
Ali Leonard: puzzles. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: wanted to see bro do the thing. I had to be
Luke Neverisky: Take
Justin Hale: building. All right, I think it I think it's time for
Ali Leonard: Ruth's first firework.
Luke Neverisky: Everything.
Justin Hale: me to my own signature firework
Ali Leonard: I love the
Justin Hale: pattern. I have a I have an idea for for it to be like a diamond shape with a G in the
Ali Leonard: creativity.
Justin Hale: middle or a B in the middle rather for
Ali Leonard: Uhhuh. Well,
Tyram: out.
Justin Hale: brute.
Ali Leonard: I I can't read, so I'll take your word for
Christopher Hooper: here. Good.
Tyram: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: it. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: So,
Tyram: it could be any shape and we wouldn't be able to tell the
Ali Leonard: but I love that creativity.
Christopher Hooper: so who does that offend? Uh, what who are you offending with the diamond
Justin Hale: Yeah. I'm not I'm not offending
Ali Leonard: Yeah. What's the prank? Like, is it smell
Christopher Hooper: and the the
Justin Hale: anyone. It's like a calling card. Like like I did
Ali Leonard: bad? But it's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Justin Hale: this.
Ali Leonard: like, but I feel like it
Tyram: difference. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Why would you make an image that doesn't
Luke Neverisky: whatever.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Or
Ali Leonard: should it should prank
Christopher Hooper: deal? Like it's like, "Hey, f*** you. It's
Tyram: offend someone?
Justin Hale: like Yeah. Like Yeah. Like
Christopher Hooper: me who did this." or something.
Justin Hale: ha take that. Where did they see
Ali Leonard: someone. Haha. It's me, Brew. I I do
Justin Hale: you? Yeah. Well, I
Ali Leonard: this fun firework for everyone to
Christopher Hooper: I think people might just like
Justin Hale: mean Well, I don't know if it's for enjoyment, more like destruction.
Ali Leonard: enjoy. Why don't you put like little middle fingers around
Tyram: Yeah, I feel like
Justin Hale: You guys don't get
Tyram: just it there should be some middle fingers in there,
Justin Hale: it. You just don't get it. And you don't
Ali Leonard: it or like dicks or something?
Christopher Hooper: it. What about a
Justin Hale: understand the the the genius that is at play
Christopher Hooper: dick?
Ali Leonard: Vaginas. I love your creativity. I love you branching out. I just I don't
Tyram: right? Yeah.
Ali Leonard: understand. I I think it's because I can't read it. You know what I
Christopher Hooper: your own
Justin Hale: here. You
Ali Leonard: mean?
Christopher Hooper: B.
Tyram: Effie, no. We got to establish a reason for Brew to leave the
Justin Hale: guys
Tyram: island at the end of the session tonight. So, no. No one here will ever understand.
Ali Leonard: But but I still love you and I love your great empathy. I just don't get
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Hey, I you know, hey Brew, you do you. Or you're going to face your critics in life. It's okay. You do you. I'll find the
Justin Hale: All right. All right.
Christopher Hooper: defensive for you. Don't even worry about
Tyram: Brew
Justin Hale: Just too much. Get out. Get out of my head. You're you're you're freaking me
Ali Leonard: it. You're doing
Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Hey, bro. Hey
Ali Leonard: great. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: You're doing great, kid. I'm going to go back to the bowling
Luke Neverisky: bro.
Justin Hale: out. Yeah. Sure you are. Sure you
Ali Leonard: come back anytime you
Tyram: Wait, is going bowling on the table for tonight?
Ali Leonard: want.
Tyram: I don't want to do any of this scavenger hunt s***. Yeah, let's go
Justin Hale: are. I do I do like how
Ali Leonard: I think we have to do it to be able to bowl. He said we couldn't bowl if we don't
Justin Hale: earlier I do like how earlier when you
Ali Leonard: do
Christopher Hooper: alley.
Tyram: bowling. Oh, damn it. That's
Justin Hale: introduced us to Cinti and hot dog Steve the first thing was
Tyram: right.
Justin Hale: bowling club and then it was
Ali Leonard: it.
Tyram: You got to get some priorities, right?
Justin Hale: family.
Tyram: I mean, we got like literally thousands of relatives,
Ali Leonard: priorities. Yeah, we're the only ones that matter and that I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: but you guys are the ones in my bowling
Ali Leonard: remember the names
Tyram: club. We established earlier that every generation of
Ali Leonard: of. We're just swed
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: goblins breeds like dozens and dozens of
Ali Leonard: goblins here. I got rid of some of the goblins. So many
Tyram: members. I
Ali Leonard: goblins.
Tyram: don't know the names of half the people we're related to. I just know you guys because you're in my
Ali Leonard: Most of them are brew. There's so many. But you're the best
Tyram: bowling
Justin Hale: Nothing.
Ali Leonard: one. Yeah, you're
Christopher Hooper: Not
Tyram: club. Yeah, you're our favorite brew. But you should still
Ali Leonard: the you are the smartest one. You're the only one of
Tyram: leave this island and find your own land
Ali Leonard: us that can read. It's kind of
Christopher Hooper: further.
Tyram: and like I feel like we can't. We're like being really supportive,
Ali Leonard: crazy. We
Tyram: but I'm not sure if we should be based off of the
Ali Leonard: should support and then his parents can hate them or something. We're the cool
Tyram: lore. Oh,
Ali Leonard: cousins.
Tyram: that's perfect. Yeah, we're your cool cousin and uncle and your
Justin Hale: Yes.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Classic
Tyram: parents are dicks. We all We all know that. I don't know why I'm saying it out
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. My parents canonically
Ali Leonard: lore. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Everyone knows
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. This Hey,
Justin Hale: suck. They're the
Ali Leonard: Right
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: loud.
Luke Neverisky: hey, bro.
Tyram: Oh, I just got a call from your mom. She says that uh you shouldn't bake fireworks because it's not
Justin Hale: worst. Tell her she didn't take a long walk off a short
Ali Leonard: through.
Tyram: cool.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Tyram: Shut up, you old
Justin Hale: pier.
Ali Leonard: I wish her name wasn't bad. It would really go
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: bat. s***, I didn't even think about
Christopher Hooper: All right, Brew, go ahead and get Brew, go ahead and give
Tyram: that. His name I can't
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Don't f******. Don't f******. Don't
Justin Hale: All
Ali Leonard: further. Hey,
Christopher Hooper: me that arcana
Tyram: remember.
Luke Neverisky: f******. Don't
Ali Leonard: Belch. Hey, Belch. I'm really nervous that these this firework companies
Christopher Hooper: check. Everyone's watching.
Luke Neverisky: f******.
Ali Leonard: isn't going to sell and it's going to be a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, actually give
Justin Hale: right. This
Ali Leonard: failure. I'm very nervous
Christopher Hooper: it let's do it with a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Don't hug up. Oh my
Justin Hale: is okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: about
Justin Hale: What' you say?
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: disadvantage.
Justin Hale: Arcana. Okay. Well, nine and 10.
Ali Leonard: I don't think I can sell it in my shop. Nobody can
Luke Neverisky: god.
Justin Hale: Uh, so it's going to be
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. 17. Yeah. Um, it's like really annoying to have everyone like watching
Ali Leonard: read.
Christopher Hooper: you as you're trying to do this. Um, you cobble something together. Um, you think you got the G part. The diamond was
Justin Hale: 17
Christopher Hooper: like weirdly hard. Um, but it's it's it might be a
Justin Hale: You guys, you guys distracted
Ali Leonard: Do you want to pray one more time or do you want help? I could help
Christopher Hooper: circle.
Tyram: I like to imagine like we were just like practicing like for our garage band in the
Justin Hale: me.
Tyram: background while you were
Justin Hale: Why did you guys bring your instruments in
Ali Leonard: you. We are putting our ins and
Tyram: like we got to find time to
Luke Neverisky: It's all efficiency,
Justin Hale: here? Does that have to be a
Ali Leonard: wins. You have to practice for an hour a day. When
Tyram: practice.
Justin Hale: rale trying to do important things in this bathroom?
Ali Leonard: can you fit that
Tyram: Well, we're not doing anything else. We're all just sitting
Justin Hale: There's too many people in this bathroom and makes no
Ali Leonard: in? It's a one cycle. I don't know the
Christopher Hooper: Several times someone
Ali Leonard: value. Do you have
Christopher Hooper: knocks on the bathroom door be like, "Are y'all done in
Tyram: around. You know, shut
Ali Leonard: the
Tyram: the f******. We're trying to build fireworks in practice for a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: sense.
Ali Leonard: code? Go to the
Christopher Hooper: there?" Oh
Tyram: garage band, you rude
Ali Leonard: 710 or something. Get out of here. Poop
Christopher Hooper: my
Tyram: a******.
Ali Leonard: on the floor like a normal
Tyram: People are just the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. f****** people, man.
Christopher Hooper: god. Is this Bru's family bowling
Luke Neverisky: s***. They're on to
Justin Hale: Are
Ali Leonard: person. No, you
Christopher Hooper: team? Oh, y'all
Ali Leonard: are. You suck. Get out of
Christopher Hooper: suck.
Tyram: worst. The hell you
Luke Neverisky: us. You
Justin Hale: you
Ali Leonard: here. I bet I'm related to
Tyram: say? Ru, you
Justin Hale: okay?
Ali Leonard: you.
Tyram: keep working on your contraption. We're going to kick that guy's
Justin Hale: I like the psychological twist of No, you
Tyram: ass.
Luke Neverisky: what?
Tyram: Ah, just as I thought. Bruce's other family
Ali Leonard: related to everyone here. I'm assuming they are
Justin Hale: are.
Christopher Hooper: It's Vanessa, Brew's cousin, who's
Luke Neverisky: This
Ali Leonard: too. God, Vanessa
Christopher Hooper: not on the bowling
Tyram: members. God damn it.
Luke Neverisky: sucks. Of
Ali Leonard: sucks. She drinks
Christopher Hooper: team.
Tyram: I hate the messes so f******
Ali Leonard: water. Did you hear that? Oh my
Tyram: much. Oh, disgusting.
Luke Neverisky: course.
Ali Leonard: god. Like from a toilet. Like
Tyram: Water.
Justin Hale: That's why she's trying to get in this
Ali Leonard: water. Cuz she wants to drink the
Tyram: Gross.
Justin Hale: bathroom. She doesn't even want to use it. She just wants to
Ali Leonard: toilet
Tyram: Yeah, she's thirsty. Yeah, that must be
Justin Hale: drink it. What a weirdo.
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Ali Leonard: water. And she's like, "I smell like flowers." And I'm like, "Why? That makes my allergies
Tyram: it. Why would they smell like
Ali Leonard: go really bad. I don't know why she would do that."
Tyram: flowers? That's just going to attract
Ali Leonard: like and they're like this
Christopher Hooper: Do you
Tyram: bees. Yeah, that well
Ali Leonard: big. Look how cool these
Tyram: yeah that's how big bees are in goblin territory. Everyone knows
Ali Leonard: are. I hope that they attack her and she dies like of
Justin Hale: FL.
Christopher Hooper: Thank you so
Luke Neverisky: the worst. She's absolute
Justin Hale: Whoa.
Ali Leonard: anaphilaxis for this so
Tyram: that. Look, we all
Ali Leonard: much. Sorry, Brew making
Tyram: think that, but you can't say that far out
Ali Leonard: fedwork is stressing me out.
Christopher Hooper: much.
Tyram: loud. Yeah, Br needs to apologize.
Luke Neverisky: worst.
Tyram: for making her so nervous that she did that horrible thing about your cousin
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. How could you, bro?
Justin Hale: What I'm trying to over
Ali Leonard: I'm so sorry.
Christopher Hooper: I'm
Ali Leonard: Manz, I'm sorry. I meant I didn't mean to say
Tyram: Vanessa. I don't know what I thought we were going to be doing tonight, but like uh making um illegal fireworks in a 7-Eleven bathroom
Justin Hale: here.
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: sure you
Tyram: to anger a turtle god was not on the not on the bingo
Justin Hale: Really put you in the holiday spirit, you
Christopher Hooper: and
Tyram: card. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Congression.
Justin Hale: know.
Ali Leonard: I'm getting a hat. So, we're
Christopher Hooper: the winter solstice. You know, God blesses
Tyram: Tail is old
Ali Leonard: holiday. I'm crocheting a hat. I don't have
Tyram: as time.
Christopher Hooper: everyone. Um, and it's at this point, you notice the the
Ali Leonard: it. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: great uh begins to shake and hot air spews out and it's starting to get steamy
Ali Leonard: f***. Okay. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: in here with all the fire and the hot
Tyram: Really?
Ali Leonard: We should probably get going. Should I check over your firework? You want me to
Christopher Hooper: air.
Justin Hale: Yeah, I guess whatever. It's
Ali Leonard: look it
Justin Hale: not It's not great. It's not
Ali Leonard: over? Okay. Can you write down what a B looks like
Justin Hale: perfect. It's like the leather or the or
Ali Leonard: so that I know? I don't
Justin Hale: the Oh, yeah. The leather
Ali Leonard: know. What did you want in the middle of your
Justin Hale: B. All right. Yeah, it looks like
Ali Leonard: diamond? Yeah. Write it in the in the cocaine.
Justin Hale: this.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. And
Tyram: here. Take out
Ali Leonard: then
Tyram: your uh your drawn cocaine and make
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ali Leonard: Okay. And then can I do a a check on the firework and just
Tyram: a
Ali Leonard: like razledazzle it and add some more
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Give
Justin Hale: Oh, you're adding razledazzle and
Ali Leonard: pizzazz? Yeah. I want
Christopher Hooper: me
Ali Leonard: there to be like sparkles and shards of stuff that
Justin Hale: pizzazz
Ali Leonard: come
Christopher Hooper: um I want two checks here. Uh go ahead and give me your
Ali Leonard: out. Yeah. like
Christopher Hooper: arcana, but more importantly, give me your like intimidation
Justin Hale: darts. Hit him with the
Ali Leonard: my razledazzle check. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: check.
Luke Neverisky: Well, one or the
Justin Hale: old razle and dazzle.
Ali Leonard: Okay. My old
Justin Hale: That's what I
Ali Leonard: razledazzle razzledazzle them. Okay. My intimidation. Oh, they're not both of them aren't
Luke Neverisky: other.
Ali Leonard: bad. Okay. So, I got a 21 on arcana and then a 19 on
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay, that is that's actually
Ali Leonard: intimidation. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: perfect. Okay, great. Um, you are
Justin Hale: would
Christopher Hooper: finding every single little piece of thing that uh,
Ali Leonard: It's
Christopher Hooper: Brew did wrong on this and um,
Ali Leonard: okay. The
Christopher Hooper: you you just make some changes, a little little tweaks um, and you just kind of shove them out of the way at some point and you you fully redesign it. Yeah. No more B.
Ali Leonard: tweaks. I just
Christopher Hooper: Um, instead actually, what's the centerpiece you think you you would change it
Justin Hale: Do I do I
Ali Leonard: Um, that's such a good question. I've just been seeing this
Justin Hale: notice all of this happening? Do I notice her just like taking
Ali Leonard: bee and
Justin Hale: the project
Christopher Hooper: to? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, keep
Tyram: You might be practicing with our garage band
Christopher Hooper: in mind 19 intimidation if you want to try to try to save
Tyram: now.
Luke Neverisky: That one
Justin Hale: over? No, I'm gonna go the teenage route and just be like, "Oh my
Christopher Hooper: here.
Luke Neverisky: from
Justin Hale: god, you never you never let me try anything. You never let
Luke Neverisky: internet.
Justin Hale: me get better." I'm just gonna storm out of the
Ali Leonard: not your ideas. I love you.
Christopher Hooper: Um, um, when you
Tyram: R, come back. You have to do the slide puzzle
Ali Leonard: O I don't remember the
Christopher Hooper: do when you
Tyram: again. Damn it, I
Christopher Hooper: go when you go out of the bathroom, um, there's like an
Tyram: forgot.
Justin Hale: bathroom.
Ali Leonard: password. Oh
Christopher Hooper: ambulance and medics around. Um the the Pakistani cler clerk is um trying to do CPR
Ali Leonard: no.
Christopher Hooper: and you see Vanessa on the floor and she is stuck
Luke Neverisky: You did
Justin Hale: I thought it was
Christopher Hooper: still um laying down and uh the
Justin Hale: first.
Ali Leonard: Am I
Christopher Hooper: clerk the clerk is like open please. We're going to be something going to be something come back to me. Um, so that's what you you you open the door and it's like all like right
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: mad? I'm sure she'll be
Christopher Hooper: in front of you. Like it looks like she stumbled away from the bathroom and
Ali Leonard: fine.
Christopher Hooper: is now it looked like she like collapsed as she was reaching
Ali Leonard: like of old age or
Christopher Hooper: for a Mountain Dew out of the fridge.
Luke Neverisky: Sometimes
Ali Leonard: like how'd she
Christopher Hooper: Um, no. No, definitely not old
Tyram: Well, she was
Ali Leonard: die, bro? Look at that. Did I Did
Christopher Hooper: age. Now she is healthy.
Justin Hale: What have I
Ali Leonard: I do
Tyram: 16.
Ali Leonard: this? I mean, I don't feel bad
Luke Neverisky: that
Justin Hale: done? Oh s***,
Ali Leonard: about it if I did.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: we're making a monster.
Ali Leonard: I just would like to understand my powers if I didn't do
Christopher Hooper: it's like
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: a thousand goblins are born a
Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, uh, okay. I need to
Christopher Hooper: day.
Ali Leonard: finish this. Can someone figure out how she died? I feel like I might have done
Tyram: Uh, sure. Anybody
Christopher Hooper: Well, so y'all are still in the
Tyram: good at doing medicine checks? All
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: bathroom. Brew steps out. See this? The Pakistani man uh points and like,
Justin Hale: Netflix. What? How
Christopher Hooper: "Bru, you did this. You It's all your fault. It's
Justin Hale: did I do these? What did I do? What was happening in the medical
Ali Leonard: What? Get back in here.
Christopher Hooper: all your fault.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, he totally
Justin Hale: room?
Ali Leonard: Mostly closed. What did
Christopher Hooper: You've been in the bathroom too
Tyram: right.
Luke Neverisky: did it.
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: long. You guys should get out of here. Get out of my 7-Eleven. You and your family and your bully game are never going to be in here again. I don't want to see
Ali Leonard: you
Christopher Hooper: another Brew family and family and bully team in my store
Luke Neverisky: Whoa. Whoa.
Justin Hale: s***.
Christopher Hooper: ever again. You go to your 712 if it's so
Tyram: Okay, I got a 16
Ali Leonard: From
Christopher Hooper: convenient. She's
Tyram: on medicine. Is she okay?
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: what? None of toilet
Christopher Hooper: dead. Cardiac arrest, heart
Tyram: Wow. What? What
Justin Hale: s***.
Ali Leonard: water. Is that from not pooping? I told her to poop on the
Christopher Hooper: attack.
Tyram: happened? No one going to the bathroom of
Ali Leonard: floor. Vanessa
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: f****** health or anything.
Luke Neverisky: She sucks. She really really sucks. Can't stay
Christopher Hooper: anyway,
Ali Leonard: sucks. God, I'm so glad she's dead.
Luke Neverisky: alive. I mean
Justin Hale: Are we
Christopher Hooper: um Uncle
Luke Neverisky: like I mean like live much. Come
Justin Hale: the bad
Ali Leonard: Do I have to go through a
Tyram: How the f*** were we
Luke Neverisky: on.
Ali Leonard: few? Yeah. Is it
Tyram: in any way
Luke Neverisky: No, couldn't
Justin Hale: guys?
Ali Leonard: cuz I yelled at her about sucking so
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Luke Neverisky: be that.
Justin Hale: Probably
Ali Leonard: much? Maybe if she suck less. Do I
Christopher Hooper: um probably early
Tyram: contrib? Maybe she should have sucked less.
Luke Neverisky: No.
Ali Leonard: have to go to a
Christopher Hooper: unrelated things like a goblin dies every day from heart
Ali Leonard: funeral? So then it's definitely not her fault, bug. Like get over it. Find a new
Christopher Hooper: attack. That's listen that's another thing you know from that
Ali Leonard: goblin. I could die right now. You could
Christopher Hooper: medicine check. Goblins die every day from heart
Luke Neverisky: Okay, I
Ali Leonard: die. You're not a goblin. You were having sex with a
Christopher Hooper: attacks. Yeah. And it's like probably definitely not your
Justin Hale: probably definitely love
Ali Leonard: goblin. Weird. Can I Did I finish my
Christopher Hooper: fault. Anyway, there it look it seems like
Justin Hale: that.
Christopher Hooper: there is a sewer grate and ladder that
Ali Leonard: firework
Christopher Hooper: um that the gypsy um told you
Luke Neverisky: I'm
Ali Leonard: in the sora in the
Christopher Hooper: about in the
Ali Leonard: bathroom? Okay, great. Everybody back in the bathroom. Let's go do this.
Christopher Hooper: bathroom.
Tyram: All
Ali Leonard: I've got a Did I finish the firework? Oh, wait. What's in the middle of
Tyram: right, let's let's leave since Barely Bug is being a f******
Ali Leonard: it? I want it to be Oh,
Tyram: drama queen here.
Luke Neverisky: kidding. Oh s***. Thanks.
Justin Hale: Don't
Ali Leonard: what'll offend a lot of
Tyram: True. Don't forget your
Luke Neverisky: Thanks. Thanks, guys. I got my bathroom
Justin Hale: forget you're walking
Luke Neverisky: cocaine, my walking cocaine, I got my dinner cocaine already. All
Tyram: cocaine. Got to have separate
Luke Neverisky: ready. For every occasion. A thumbs for every
Tyram: cocaine for every occasion and every
Luke Neverisky: occasion. That's
Justin Hale: cocaine.
Tyram: location. That's our true. I think
Luke Neverisky: right. Nah. No, man. I'm live
Ali Leonard: people?
Tyram: he'll have the next heart attack to be perfectly
Luke Neverisky: forever. I'm live
Justin Hale: Right. I'm never gonna
Luke Neverisky: forever.
Christopher Hooper: He
Tyram: honest. Later that night, Drew.
Ali Leonard: What's something that would offend a lot of pe not offend but like
Tyram: No.
Luke Neverisky: problems are
Ali Leonard: prank a lot of people like an
Christopher Hooper: said,
Justin Hale: die.
Ali Leonard: image because it can't be words like drink more
Luke Neverisky: people.
Ali Leonard: water but I can't I don't know
Christopher Hooper: "Um, it could be." Oh, but you're
Tyram: Maybe
Ali Leonard: how to how I really kind of hindered myself Not being able to
Tyram: like maybe like a goblin like mooning
Justin Hale: Oh my god, I'll spell it
Christopher Hooper: illiterate. Maybe you know
Luke Neverisky: Brown
Ali Leonard: read. How many goblins can
Christopher Hooper: Braille.
Tyram: someone. Maybe like a goblin just like mooning some mooning the
Ali Leonard: read a butt? Brown
Christopher Hooper: A goblin showing its butt.
Tyram: audience is the image or something. Yeah.
Justin Hale: fully.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: sucks.
Ali Leonard: slushy. A pig. We love pigs.
Christopher Hooper: Go.
Luke Neverisky: No. Um
Ali Leonard: What about like a dead sheep? Is that
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh,
Tyram: Whoa.
Luke Neverisky: yeah,
Ali Leonard: too far? Is that too far?
Christopher Hooper: yeah. That's
Tyram: Whoa. There's offensive and then there's profane. No
Luke Neverisky: let's
Ali Leonard: Yeah. See, I just want to cause chaos but not like kill
Christopher Hooper: blasphemous. Yeah.
Tyram: dead sheep.
Luke Neverisky: see. Now, you found the line.
Ali Leonard: someone. I've already killed Vanessa today. That's kind of my
Tyram: That would just bum everyone
Luke Neverisky: There it is. You found
Justin Hale: It's the
Ali Leonard: quota.
Tyram: out.
Luke Neverisky: it. Jeep.
Ali Leonard: Like Vanessa
Justin Hale: quota.
Ali Leonard: sucks. If I write something in
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. Just do a just do like an a fireworks
Ali Leonard: there. Uhhuh. No, I
Christopher Hooper: uh portrayal of the death of
Luke Neverisky: She sucks.
Ali Leonard: don't want her memorialized. You know,
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa. Okay.
Ali Leonard: I would have
Christopher Hooper: Well, well, you can have it animated through the
Justin Hale: Oh, you
Ali Leonard: forgotten
Christopher Hooper: fireworks and then afterwards be like Vanessa sucks and Brew can help you
Justin Hale: know, do you remember the old decals of um of the
Christopher Hooper: with that
Justin Hale: the kid peeing on
Ali Leonard: Vanessa.
Christopher Hooper: part. Oh, on Vanessa's
Tyram: Oh, like Calvin kissing on the front
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Justin Hale: stuff?
Ali Leonard: Yeah. On Vanessa's body or on
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Christopher Hooper: dead body. Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: man. We are the
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: cocaine? Okay. Yeah, let's do
Luke Neverisky: baddies. Oh, why you got to waste a good pile of
Justin Hale: Vanessa on a pile of
Ali Leonard: that. Is
Christopher Hooper: both.
Luke Neverisky: cocaine like
Justin Hale: cocaine. That's the
Ali Leonard: that super offensive though? I mean, I hate Vanessa. Vanessa f******
Justin Hale: point,
Ali Leonard: sucks. I mean, that's Yeah,
Tyram: logo.
Christopher Hooper: as as Drew um at some point Drew gets distracted
Ali Leonard: right. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: enough that he lifts up the crate and starts clamoring down.
Luke Neverisky: I think I have my coach on here,
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: Um
Ali Leonard: great.
Christopher Hooper: uh there. Yeah, you see a chalk line um kind of following down the ladder. Um, and it takes you into a
Ali Leonard: Ah, going we're to lose
Christopher Hooper: nightclub that you're pretty familiar with. Um, and you know in this nightclub that it is very close to the beating heart of um, Tortuga and that's why it goes
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to start
Ali Leonard: Drew. That's
Christopher Hooper: boop boop
Luke Neverisky: dancing like
Ali Leonard: awesome.
Christopher Hooper: b. Um, so the thump thump of uh the beating heart um shakes the nightclub and lots of DJs like rhythm of it. Um, it's going off. Um, heavy drug usage. Um, lots of EDM. Um, lots of glow sticks going on. Um, you know, people are having a good time. It's winter solstice. Um, lots of people dressed up as Father Winter.
Tyram: Oh. Oh jeez. We were We just got Vanessa killed on f******
Ali Leonard: It was my Christmas
Tyram: Christmas.
Luke Neverisky: I can't things do come
Ali Leonard: wish. Oh, I won the Christmas wish
Tyram: Wow.
Ali Leonard: contest.
Christopher Hooper: Um I if there's a way uh to do this um notetaker uh AI bot remind me and take a note that Vanessa might come back as a wraith to haunt them.
Tyram: Oh, well, it'd have to be Brew because the rest of us, I feel like, aren't probably going to be
Ali Leonard: Good. We better be cuz I've perfected my accent
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: in the campaign anymore after
Justin Hale: Hey
Christopher Hooper: maybe. Yeah. Did you say hey,
Justin Hale: h uh did you know that
Ali Leonard: obviously.
Christopher Hooper: bro? Did you say
Justin Hale: glow sticks have a glass tube inside of
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Justin Hale: I didn't know that. Yeah. When you when you smack
Ali Leonard: tiny.
Christopher Hooper: hey? Is that how it gets broken? You break the
Tyram: this.
Justin Hale: it, you're breaking the glass and causing the chemical reaction.
Christopher Hooper: glass.
Justin Hale: So, if you actually were to like cut a glow stick open, there's a tiny glass tube in
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: there. Bruce said
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Well, that's great. Um, so
Luke Neverisky: Well, you learned something on this
Justin Hale: all Bruce is explaining that to the group.
Ali Leonard: We're just chewing on glow
Christopher Hooper: y'all
Luke Neverisky: podcast. Yeah, he's in the
Christopher Hooper: um, Godfather Grit says, "That's
Luke Neverisky: crunch.
Justin Hale: Yeah. What the hell? I thought you
Christopher Hooper: really great, Brew. I'm really glad to learn that. Now get back
Justin Hale: were going back to the bowling
Christopher Hooper: to work. Yeah, I got
Justin Hale: alley. It's been
Christopher Hooper: a set in. And now I just wanted to check on your
Justin Hale: like five minutes. What the
Ali Leonard: sticks. That's Master Vanessa's
Christopher Hooper: project. Why' you have to kill
Justin Hale: hell?
Ali Leonard: dead.
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa? I
Tyram: Godfather print a seven is a terrible score in
Christopher Hooper: know.
Tyram: bowling. It's like I can't imagine having a you locked over less than one
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's the kind of score Brew
Ali Leonard: I think
Tyram: pin per
Ali Leonard: you're supposed to hit the pins.
Christopher Hooper: What? I was trying something else. You
Tyram: frame. I got him. f****** got
Ali Leonard: No, you trying
Christopher Hooper: know, it's easy to get a strike every time. I was trying to see if I can hit one
Tyram: him.
Ali Leonard: different
Christopher Hooper: pin every time. Harder than you
Tyram: Well, you failed even at that because if you
Ali Leonard: 10 cuz
Tyram: got one pin every time, you would have gotten 10 instead of
Luke Neverisky: gets.
Ali Leonard: 10 rounds you missed it. You got a
Christopher Hooper: think. Yeah, I know. I missed a couple times. Okay. Hey, how did this come about me? Listen,
Tyram: seven. Gutter
Justin Hale: You can't you
Ali Leonard: ball. So many
Christopher Hooper: you killed your cousin
Tyram: ball, you keep
Justin Hale: can't move
Ali Leonard: people die of heart attack.
Tyram: inserting yourself into our adventure, grandfather
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: Maybe she died of bad vibes. You ever think of
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa. I'm not trying to get involved, but when
Tyram: Brit.
Justin Hale: You're one of
Ali Leonard: that?
Christopher Hooper: you kill one of the family, you involve me.
Tyram: Okay, I want
Justin Hale: the only goblins that's not our
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: to I want to go back to the premise here. How did we kill
Ali Leonard: She had a heart
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: Vanessa? Vanessa just had a heart attack. What does that have to do with
Ali Leonard: attack.
Christopher Hooper: you think heart attacks happen every day randomly without
Tyram: us? Yes.
Ali Leonard: Yes. All of the
Christopher Hooper: cause? What? You think it's a hereditary
Tyram: Yeah, that is actually in fact what happens.
Justin Hale: family.
Ali Leonard: time.
Christopher Hooper: condition? Huh? That runs through each of our
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Those are all true things.
Luke Neverisky: Yes. What about
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Any
Christopher Hooper: veins and any one of us could die at any
Tyram: Yes. Exactly.
Luke Neverisky: me? Except for me. Okay.
Ali Leonard: moment.
Christopher Hooper: moment. You don't think it's your fault at all for being in the
Justin Hale: Also,
Ali Leonard: We're at
Christopher Hooper: bathroom for several hours as you work on fireworks?
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: no.
Ali Leonard: the fireworks
Christopher Hooper: I heard you were very mean to
Tyram: Nope. What the hell else do you do in a
Ali Leonard: table. I told her to poop on the floor if
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa before she
Tyram: 7-Eleven bathroom? Everyone knows
Ali Leonard: she wanted to because she said she needed to poop. So I said, "Then do it like a normal person and poop on the
Christopher Hooper: died. You know what Vanessa told me yesterday? She
Tyram: this.
Ali Leonard: floor.
Christopher Hooper: said, "Man, I hope my auntie is nice to me cuz if she's
Ali Leonard: I don't think she said that because
Christopher Hooper: not, I'm going to f****** die from a heart
Justin Hale: Damn.
Ali Leonard: she's a loser.
Christopher Hooper: attack." She did. She is a
Tyram: She
Ali Leonard: So was a
Christopher Hooper: loser. And she did tell me that because you're her
Ali Leonard: loser. Well, that's really sad
Christopher Hooper: only friend. That's what she told
Justin Hale: Well, you're bleeding into Trump dialect
Christopher Hooper: me. Yeah, it is really
Justin Hale: territory.
Ali Leonard: then. It's really
Christopher Hooper: sad. You know, it is really sad.
Justin Hale: I'm gonna start doing
Ali Leonard: sad. You know what's also really sad? that she break out of the
Luke Neverisky: Recording hands.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. What? Cuz she drinks
Ali Leonard: toilet. Yeah. Yeah. Who does that? No
Christopher Hooper: water. Cuz she stays
Ali Leonard: one. Cuz she's
Christopher Hooper: hydrated. No one. She is weird. Okay. I
Tyram: Hi. Yeah. What a
Ali Leonard: weird. Well, tell me
Christopher Hooper: was really hoping you'd help her out. Instead, you f****** killed her with a heart attack and
Justin Hale: this.
Ali Leonard: that then. Tell me that if you want me to help her
Christopher Hooper: your mean
Ali Leonard: out. I really hate her
Christopher Hooper: words. No, I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to send you on a
Ali Leonard: though.
Christopher Hooper: mission with no clear goal and to catastrophically infect
Ali Leonard: I'm feeling very attacked. Maybe I have a
Christopher Hooper: the city because it's religious foundation.
Tyram: freak. Godfather Brit,
Ali Leonard: heart attack
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: you walked up and like talked to us no fewer than
Ali Leonard: now.
Tyram: 30 times a day. You had plenty of opportunity to mention
Justin Hale: again. If you want to hang out,
Ali Leonard: I'm surprised I get any virus. How many times you interrupt
Christopher Hooper: But usually I have something in
Justin Hale: if you want to hang out, you just ask. Like, it's not a big deal. You can just hang
Ali Leonard: me? We can just hang
Tyram: this.
Justin Hale: out with us. It's not a big
Ali Leonard: out.
Christopher Hooper: mind.
Tyram: Yeah, you can just You want to be part of the gang here? Come on, let's
Ali Leonard: Oh my
Christopher Hooper: Listen, I'd love to hang out, but I got to check on the bowling alley. I'll see you guys later. All
Ali Leonard: god. That's really Trump.
Christopher Hooper: right. I check in later. All
Tyram: go. For that matter, if Vanessa wanted to hang out,
Ali Leonard: Yeah, she Yeah, now she can't because she
Christopher Hooper: right. Well, she's dead now. Okay. All right. Anyway, I got
Tyram: she could have.
Ali Leonard: died. She wasted her
Christopher Hooper: to go. I got to go. Good luck with the nightclub.
Luke Neverisky: Can't keep up with this guy. Move to vasperin.
Justin Hale: deal.
Ali Leonard: life. Waste. What a waste of a
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Tyram: and Godfather Brit, you
Ali Leonard: goblin. Trying to make me feel bad about killing Vanessa. And
Christopher Hooper: Uh All right, Drew. You know this place like the back of your hand and
Tyram: know, feel
Ali Leonard: I don't
Tyram: like he was a character who was like conceived as us being part of a mafia, but then we didn't do that and so now his presence just makes no
Christopher Hooper: you um Drew, you
Tyram: sense.
Christopher Hooper: uh you know exactly where they keep um the electronics and the speakers um where uh you could use to blow the eard drum of
Ali Leonard: Let's do
Christopher Hooper: Tortuga. um as
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: specked out in the plan kind of. Um there's also a DJ table. Um there's also several groups of um drug dealers who sell uh cocaine and they are all dressed as elves. Um yeah, what would you like to do?
Tyram: Do any of the people dressed for the solstice dress up like
Ali Leonard: What?
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, in this nightclub for
Tyram: Caspian?
Ali Leonard: Yeah. s***** Cass fians. So
Christopher Hooper: sure. Yeah. I mean, they're kind of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: normal.
Ali Leonard: normal
Christopher Hooper: like more more
Tyram: otherwise known as
Ali Leonard: cast.
Christopher Hooper: conservative. Like uh Goblin Society isn't
Justin Hale: Uh yeah, we're just
Christopher Hooper: that
Tyram: Caspians.
Justin Hale: naked on a normal day, though.
Tyram: Very straight laced.
Ali Leonard: God. That's a modest Caspian.
Christopher Hooper: risky.
Luke Neverisky: That was a modest Last bit.
Ali Leonard: Then
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Wearing a one
Ali Leonard: who who would imagine
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, a lot of
Tyram: piece instead of a bikini.
Ali Leonard: that?
Christopher Hooper: lace and a lot of like see-through fabrics, but still like
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: clothes. Um, cool. Yeah. Uh, Drew, I'm going to say you're you're you're kind of heading the operations here because you
Ali Leonard: Sure. Absolutely. Yes. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: know this place better than anyone.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, so, so guys, guys, want me to go again? I was too I was too busy doing cocaine. We're in the club. I love this club. Oh my god, this was
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Luke Neverisky: the
Ali Leonard: Um, I think do we have to burrow to the eard drum? We have to blow the eard drum and then set a firework. I don't know why I made a firework. I just kind of have it
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Okay. Cool. Well, everybody knows everybody here knows that you're going to get to the ground. Got to go in through the bathrooms here. So, we were in the bathrooms, made the made the the the fireworks,
Ali Leonard: now.
Luke Neverisky: and then made a house here. That's we get to hear. I'm sure of it.
Ali Leonard: Okay, another thing about Vanessa, she didn't even know the bathroom code. So, how is she going to get in the
Christopher Hooper: Hey, so like how many grams do you
Luke Neverisky: All of
Christopher Hooper: want? Uh,
Luke Neverisky: them. All of
Ali Leonard: bathroom?
Christopher Hooper: man. Okay, cool. That'll be like roughly six
Luke Neverisky: them. All right. Put it on the
Christopher Hooper: chickens.
Luke Neverisky: Wea. Yeah, she's got it right. You got this. Cool. Cool. Cool. Good. Good. Good.
Ali Leonard: I don't have
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Okay, so Martha, we um just got went through the
Ellis Taylor: What?
[02:20:00]
Tyram: basement of a 7-Eleven to make our way to a nightclub that's next to the heart of the island turtle that we live on, and we're going to try to blow some s*** up with some fireworks that Brew totally f***** up making. But
Ali Leonard: a
Tyram: fortunately, Ally, Bruce's cool cousin, was able to make it better. You're
Ellis Taylor: Why? Why? Why are we blowing up the turtle's
Tyram: all caught up. Let's
Ellis Taylor: heart? Why are we blowing up the
Ali Leonard: No, we're blowing up the eard
Christopher Hooper: Uh, we're
Tyram: go.
Ellis Taylor: eardrums?
Ali Leonard: drum. We live on this
Tyram: The the ear drum which is right next to the heart as we all know
Ali Leonard: turtle. That's what the oracle said. And then she knows
Christopher Hooper: religious.
Tyram: um is going to
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: turtle
Tyram: um yeah. So, um, we have to we're our bowling club is
Ali Leonard: anatomy.
Tyram: working to try to, uh, create the biggest disturbance of the, uh, of the solstice here. By the way, it's
Ellis Taylor: Okay. And that is is Christmas mean pranks. Is that like a goblin tradition? No, it's just what we're doing.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: Christmas. That's what we're
Christopher Hooper: winter. There are no prints. Um you have a religious um right to uphold to create the
Tyram: doing.
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: sacred
Luke Neverisky: Oh, wait. Did I say Did I say bathroom? I'm in the kitchen. You got to go through the kitchen. Everybody knows it's the
Tyram: Oh, and uh Luke's character, Drew, Drew's younger brother, is
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: kitchen. You're tripping
Justin Hale: He is absolutely addicted
Christopher Hooper: disturbances.
Tyram: tripping balls on
Ellis Taylor: cool. Did we all make up our characters or was there a
Luke Neverisky: balls. Yes. Go.
Justin Hale: to
Tyram: cocaine.
Ellis Taylor: list that I missed?
Justin Hale: Coke.
Christopher Hooper: Um, we made a but we made
Tyram: We all made him
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Oh.
Christopher Hooper: one for you. Um, your name is Auntie Poopy. I
Ellis Taylor: What? I do not approve of his
Tyram: up. It was either going to be that or
Ellis Taylor: name. Squatch
Christopher Hooper: think we vetoed Squelch. Um,
Tyram: squelch.
Ellis Taylor: my twin.
Christopher Hooper: I think Uh do you
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh let's give uh a quick round table of everyone's name
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: especially because I forgot exactly what Uncle Taylor's
Ellis Taylor: Squatch.
Tyram: I put it in the
Christopher Hooper: is
Tyram: chat. The the
Christopher Hooper: where Oh the
Tyram: the the meat chat
Christopher Hooper: meat. Oh okay. Uncle Belch.
Tyram: here.
Justin Hale: Can you see the chat
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Right.
Tyram: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: That's a great question
Justin Hale: history, Ellis? I don't know if she can see
Ellis Taylor: because Nope, I can't see any of
Justin Hale: that.
Ali Leonard: Listen. I'm cousin EA and I'm teaching Brew how to make fireworks. f****** trying this kid.
Luke Neverisky: This f****** That's
Justin Hale: Don't give me any room. You give me room to
Ali Leonard: I
Tyram: He doesn't want to include anything offensive in
Ali Leonard: swear they're trying to put letters in fireworks. I can't read it. I don't know what it
Tyram: the middle of the fireworks. It's
Ellis Taylor: There. Are we all doing
Justin Hale: try. That doesn't matter.
Ali Leonard: says. It does
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: this voice? Oh my goodness.
Justin Hale: It doesn't.
Ali Leonard: matter.
Christopher Hooper: So,
Tyram: absurd.
Justin Hale: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: so we
Tyram: I'm Uncle Pelch and I've taught uh Brew a lot of conspiratorial habits like always holding on and eating brown is your sole source of food and that you should always ask whenever someone
Christopher Hooper: have
Tyram: talks into your head because they might be
Ellis Taylor: Obviously.
Luke Neverisky: Obviously.
Tyram: vampires.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: I used to work at the 7-Eleven where I was employee of the month and that's where the Oracle told me to go in order to mix together the cocaine or sorry, not cocaine. Mix together
Luke Neverisky: and then do cooking
Justin Hale: I do I do enjoy that
Tyram: the
Justin Hale: the thing that annoys Silus the most is also
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Justin Hale: originated from another one of Taylor's own
Tyram: fireworks and it's pretty funny.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: obviously.
Christopher Hooper: Alli's playing Eva
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: but spelled much differently. Um Justin is playing
Justin Hale: characters.
Christopher Hooper: Brew and the reasonable one and Luke is playing Drew. Uh, brother Drew,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Here,
Christopher Hooper: right? And, uh, your auntie Poopy, I
Ellis Taylor: Auntie
Christopher Hooper: think.
Ellis Taylor: poopy.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Luke Neverisky: brother.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, basically the idea was that you're named after the first
Ellis Taylor: Ah, so I shhat my pants when
Christopher Hooper: sound you make from uh, from birth.
Ellis Taylor: I came out.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. If anything, you're the most normal. Um, so, um, to get you up, uh, we had just entered a nightclub at the, um, which the the bump of the nightclub comes from the
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Heat.
Christopher Hooper: beating heart of the, uh, turtle god. Um, yeah, and, uh, Drew was just buying some drugs and trying to use, um,
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: use Eva's, uh, name. And we'll jump right in there. Um, actually, well, yeah, you're here, so let's just go for it.
Luke Neverisky: right. Easy. Yeah, that
Christopher Hooper: Um, um, all right, dude.
Luke Neverisky: one.
Christopher Hooper: Like, there I got 20 Evas here. Do you know our government
Ali Leonard: I don't have it. I don't have a tab down
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Uh
Ali Leonard: here. I guess I'm not down there, so I can't say that.
Christopher Hooper: name? Yeah, you're around, I think.
Luke Neverisky: it
Ali Leonard: Oh, well, maybe I do have a tab down
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: here. If you guys created a tab down here in my name and I don't know it, I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. I I I don't know.
Ali Leonard: can't pay it off.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, dude. It sounds like you can't put it on her tab. You got a
Ali Leonard: You have a
Tyram: I mean, at this point, Bug done kicked us out anyway,
Ali Leonard: tab? Yeah, I like my diamonds wiped clean because he
Tyram: so it sounds like we never have to pay that
Ali Leonard: says I can't come back to the 7-Eleven. So, if I can't come back, I can't pay
Tyram: tab. Can't pay the tab if they're still going to be such a
Luke Neverisky: Such a
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: tab. Whoa. Whoa. Y'all already have an
Tyram: b**** about it. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: b****. Nope. Not at all. All right.
Justin Hale: See? No, no, no,
Ali Leonard: Loophole. No, it's not outstanding. He said I
Christopher Hooper: outstanding tab. You're not going to
Ali Leonard: have um some
Justin Hale: no. We We had every intention of paying that tab. He just kicked us
Ali Leonard: chickens.
Tyram: There was two hands.
Justin Hale: out.
Ali Leonard: He kicked us out cuz he
Christopher Hooper: pay. Why do you keep
Justin Hale: Because somebody died in a
Ali Leonard: cuz I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I feel like you're going to be mad at
Justin Hale: store. Somebody died in a store. It's not a big deal. It happens every day.
Ali Leonard: me. I didn't kill
Christopher Hooper: kill? You killed somebody.
Tyram: No.
Justin Hale: No, we weren't even there when it
Ali Leonard: anyone. You have no
Justin Hale: happened.
Ali Leonard: proof.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I mean, that makes sense to
Ali Leonard: If she was in the bathroom, she should have had the
Christopher Hooper: me. So, you
Justin Hale: We are in a completely
Ali Leonard: code. I was in a bathroom and she was in the store. It's two different
Christopher Hooper: were
Justin Hale: different completely different completely
Christopher Hooper: there. All right.
Justin Hale: different
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. How long were you in the
Luke Neverisky: Long enough,
Ali Leonard: places. Who can you tell time? I can't tell
Christopher Hooper: bathroom?
Tyram: Would you please just let this go? It's not what we're here
Ali Leonard: time. It felt like
Christopher Hooper: Listen, like if I'm if you're going to buy
Tyram: for.
Justin Hale: place.
Christopher Hooper: on credit, I gotta build your credit up and
Luke Neverisky: Oh my god. This guy's not worth it. He's not worth it.
Ali Leonard: minutes. Build my credit.
Christopher Hooper: understand who I'm selling to.
Luke Neverisky: He's not worth
Ali Leonard: I have really good
Christopher Hooper: Okay? Hey, listen. I'm not a cop. And if I were a cop, I'd legally have to say
Luke Neverisky: it. No, that's what cop was said, obviously.
Ali Leonard: credit. Obviously, that's the
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: obviously.
Ali Leonard: law.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, you can trust me.
Ali Leonard: I mean, you're obviously very trustworthy drug dealer. I
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: just don't know. I
Tyram: Yes.
Ali Leonard: have very good credit because I have my own shop, but I'm just going to say that Bruce trying to run to the ground with his weird
Christopher Hooper: All right, let's get down
Ali Leonard: fireworks. Did you not need that
Christopher Hooper: to brass tax. How many misdemeanor level drugs do you want to
Ellis Taylor: You need brass taxes. We've got brass. I've got
Ali Leonard: information? We are
Christopher Hooper: buy?
Tyram: Why didn't you say so? I reached into my pocket and grabbed a bunch of brass
Ellis Taylor: brass. What is the tax on brass? What is the tax? Is it
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. I'll need
Ellis Taylor: Is it 2%? I think it's I think it's I think it's two
Ali Leonard: press. Okay, great. How much drug
Christopher Hooper: a
Luke Neverisky: All of it. All of it. All
Ali Leonard: we need? What do we
Tyram: tax.
Ellis Taylor: person. I put a You can get a brass
Luke Neverisky: of it. All of
Justin Hale: We'll take eight
Ali Leonard: need drug for? Hey D, what do we need the drug
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: candlestick and put it on the table, too.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: for? out of her
Ellis Taylor: This is brass.
Ali Leonard: bag. A Mary Poppins bag.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: yo, like a handful of brass tax, a brass candlestick. Um, he's got like a pound of cocaine. Um, and he's like, "Okay, yeah, a little bit a little bit more. Uh, probably another pound of brass uh should be fine." Um, the tax on brass is like really high right
Ali Leonard: I've heard
Christopher Hooper: now. Uh, if you want to pay for this, it's like 5%
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's ridiculous. Why is it so big?
Christopher Hooper: for brass transactions. I know. I
Ellis Taylor: Well, what are they? What are they expecting from
Tyram: I have never met such a
Ali Leonard: that. This is
Christopher Hooper: know. What? I don't set
Tyram: disreputable drug dealer in all of my
Ali Leonard: the If you say
Christopher Hooper: the
Ellis Taylor: us? Good
Ali Leonard: Taskmaster sets the tax, I'm gonna kick him in the
Tyram: days.
Ellis Taylor: task
Ali Leonard: butt. The godfather that gave us his tax. Keeps showing
Christopher Hooper: tax.
Ali Leonard: up everywhere. I don't know. I think he just wants to hang
Tyram: She'll show up in less than five minutes
Ellis Taylor: master. Okay. Okay. I'm
Christopher Hooper: So you
Tyram: apparently. So, we'll put a pin in that one for
Ellis Taylor: going to if she pulls out I pull out two door knobs and put them on the table. That
Ali Leonard: out.
Christopher Hooper: you got anything
Ellis Taylor: should be about enough. Yes,
Justin Hale: Welcome.
Christopher Hooper: else? Oh, are these
Ellis Taylor: they're brass as well. This is what you asked for. I don't understand.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. This so real, guy.
Christopher Hooper: real?
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: product is great. It is
Luke Neverisky: So real. So
Christopher Hooper: He smells them, licks them, weighs
Tyram: You can't fart with some valuable doorork
Ellis Taylor: antimicrobial. It is great. Great
Christopher Hooper: them. These are these these are
Ellis Taylor: product. That's not
Christopher Hooper: good doorork knobs. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here you go. Uh gives
Ellis Taylor: my best, but thank
Luke Neverisky: real.
Christopher Hooper: you your pound of pound of
Tyram: knobs. I can't believe we're handing over such a king's
Ellis Taylor: you. It's okay. It's not my best door knobs. I've got better
Ali Leonard: Hey, I know. Drugs
Tyram: ransom for these
Ellis Taylor: ones. I didn't give him
Ali Leonard: are crazy expensive when you can just get it on the street in the
Tyram: drugs.
Ellis Taylor: the hinges. Those are the best
Ali Leonard: snow. That's the most expensive
Tyram: What an
Ellis Taylor: part.
Justin Hale: I'm gonna look around. I'm gonna look around. Do I
Ali Leonard: one. f****** highway
Christopher Hooper: cocaine.
Justin Hale: see the Godfather anywhere? No. All
Ali Leonard: robbery. He's always right behind
Christopher Hooper: or give me a per second
Luke Neverisky: He's got a stealth score of plus 50.
Justin Hale: right. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: check.
Justin Hale: DC
Ali Leonard: you. Yeah, absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: DC25.
Tyram: idiot. He's the real master of
Justin Hale: 25. Hell yeah. 16. So
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
[02:30:00]
Tyram: stealth.
Justin Hale: 26.
Christopher Hooper: No. Oh. 26.
Ellis Taylor: Wow.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Oh my god. Yeah, me
Christopher Hooper: Easy.
Tyram: Oh, I thought your hell yeah was for a total of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'll set
Justin Hale: No, no. 16. 16 on dice. Plus 10.
Tyram: 16. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: up
Justin Hale: 26.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, he's like hiding in the coats like the coat
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is his arms in a coat
Christopher Hooper: rack and at at one
Justin Hale: I
Ali Leonard: too.
Christopher Hooper: point you're looking around and you kind of make eye contact and he's like that
Justin Hale: go I'm gonna I'm gonna act like I didn't see him. I'm just gonna be like
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: And then I'm gonna go over and be like, "Hey, Drew, Drew, you want to
Ellis Taylor: rock.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: you want to play? You want to play a classic sibling
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, you know it. You know it. I'm so much better than
Justin Hale: prank? All right, I
Luke Neverisky: you.
Justin Hale: need you to run into the coat rack area and grab the only pair of pants that you see in
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. On it. On it. I love pants. I'm going to start I'm going to do like Spongebob like uh run with my arms fling above my head. Uh or the
Christopher Hooper: Um, you actually see two pairs of pants in
Luke Neverisky: correct
Justin Hale: there. Yes. Who who co-ched their
Christopher Hooper: the in the um, give me
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Christopher Hooper: uh, roll me a d20. Just raw d20.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: pants. We're all dug in that
Luke Neverisky: Uh
Christopher Hooper: Well, um, you uh, you start pulling on some pants and you hear, "Hey, what are you
Justin Hale: D20.
Christopher Hooper: doing? What why are you pulling on my pants,
Justin Hale: I'm gonna run in. So, I'm gonna run in right at that same time
Christopher Hooper: cousin? Come on. Stay on the
Justin Hale: and I'm going to pull his shirt over his head and then push
Ali Leonard: Oh my
Christopher Hooper: mission." Oh, come
Luke Neverisky: 12. Got him.
Christopher Hooper: on, man. Oh, what are you doing to me,
Luke Neverisky: Got
Justin Hale: him. And then I'm going to run out
Christopher Hooper: dude? Come on. I got a bowling alley. I was just at it
Justin Hale: and go Daddy Wy
Christopher Hooper: there. No,
Justin Hale: alert. This where the
Ali Leonard: god.
Christopher Hooper: they're like, "Oh, come on,
Justin Hale: white
Ali Leonard: Why are they so clean? Do you wash
Christopher Hooper: man. Oh, come on,
Luke Neverisky: him.
Justin Hale: is. Oh, do you wash your I noticed I
Ali Leonard: your
Christopher Hooper: dude. No.
Justin Hale: noticed I smelled laundry
Christopher Hooper: No. No. I'd s*** right now if I could. I just I have I haven't been able to s*** in a while. All right. Like I
Luke Neverisky: Throw some cocaine in this
Christopher Hooper: don't watch him.
Luke Neverisky: face. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: laundry? Cocaine is supposed to make you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. That's I'm helping you. Thank you
Justin Hale: detergent.
Ali Leonard: regular.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Look, Brit, I feel like we've said this several times
Luke Neverisky: later.
Tyram: tonight. You can just come with us if you want. You don't have to just keep
Ali Leonard: You don't have to stalk
Tyram: like popping up behind us in random
Ali Leonard: us all night. Have you been back to the bowling alley
Christopher Hooper: Um, at this point you just hear like the
Tyram: nonsequiters.
Ali Leonard: once?
Christopher Hooper: most egregious old man s******* his pants in a
Ellis Taylor: Oh, maybe we don't want him with us. I don't like
Ali Leonard: I mean, if he's going to s***, he should go s*** in my s*** bag. You know what I
Christopher Hooper: nightclub. Oh god. Oh god. This
Ellis Taylor: this. Oh, honey. Oh,
Ali Leonard: mean? Well,
Christopher Hooper: is This is 14 days coming through. Oh
Ellis Taylor: Jesus. Do we have Do we have toilets? Go to the bathroom. Oh my
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Ali Leonard: go to the bathroom. Oh my god. Or go
Christopher Hooper: no.
Ellis Taylor: god. I don't know
Ali Leonard: to the go to the poop corner. There's so many
Christopher Hooper: I haven't bought anything. Oh
Ellis Taylor: this person. I'm walking this
Ali Leonard: quarters. Do
Christopher Hooper: no. Why have you done this? Why' you put
Ali Leonard: you want my Do you want my s*** bag? You can shoot in my
Christopher Hooper: the cocaine in my
Luke Neverisky: What the f*** are we
Ali Leonard: bag. Okay. Well, I'll scoop that
Christopher Hooper: face? It's too late. It's too
Ellis Taylor: way. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: doing? Oh yeah, that's
Ali Leonard: up later for the
Christopher Hooper: late.
Tyram: I'm just going to eat my
Luke Neverisky: the good s***.
Ali Leonard: fireworks. Poopy. Would you
Christopher Hooper: You terrible. You're
Tyram: pork rind and head off to wherever the hell it is we're supposed to be
Ali Leonard: like an Would you like an
Christopher Hooper: going to hell. You go to hell. First you kill Vanessa. Then you've done this to
Tyram: going.
Ellis Taylor: Goodbye, bro. So, this is what happens when you're done too much
Ali Leonard: egg? I did not kill Vanessa. Oh my god,
Christopher Hooper: me. You've done this to
Luke Neverisky: Nothing
Ali Leonard: these rumors. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: me. We're going to haunt you forever. We're going to
Ali Leonard: god. Maybe I should leave the
Christopher Hooper: haunt you in this life. In the next one, you're going to die and then you're going to come
Ellis Taylor: We should
Ali Leonard: island. What is
Christopher Hooper: back and then I'm going to scare you all your whole life.
Ellis Taylor: finish. Yeah. Let's Let's make sure you survive this s*** thing and
Justin Hale: What are
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: What the
Ellis Taylor: then you can make some threats.
Luke Neverisky: better.
Ali Leonard: happening? I make the best works on the island. All of a sudden, everybody wants
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Honey, if you get the hernia, you are not coming after
Ali Leonard: to f****** kill me.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god, I'm still pooping.
Ellis Taylor: us.
Justin Hale: you?
Christopher Hooper: Oh, it's still coming. Oh
Ali Leonard: Like, okay, I feel like I'm going to be leaving this island, so maybe we should just
Christopher Hooper: no.
Tyram: hell?
Ali Leonard: kind of blow up the island.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay, I feel better. Sorry I said that.
Ali Leonard: Do you apologize? Cuz I still feel upset about
Christopher Hooper: I feel a lot better now,
Tyram: It it was a lot. Like I feel like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. And then you
Christopher Hooper: actually.
Tyram: you just like trauma dumped all over us as much as you dumped into your
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. How did you get the hernia,
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: I feel
Luke Neverisky: come
Ali Leonard: Did you get the hard a little bit?
Christopher Hooper: a little better now. Okay, I feel I'm
Tyram: face. I like how Auntie Poopy is just rushing
Ellis Taylor: honey? Yes.
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, uh, here's some other pants. I'm going to grab
Tyram: Olivia, whoever that is. I don't
Ellis Taylor: Who's this Olivia? That is a weird
Ali Leonard: Okay. Go for the band. Something check the
Tyram: know.
Ellis Taylor: name. It sounds like there should be like a dun every time she
Ali Leonard: fence. Oh. Oh, leave
Christopher Hooper: these.
Tyram: Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: talks. Me,
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: man. What? I would hate for that to be my name. That's for damn
Ellis Taylor: too. It's so confusing. I bet she has her her last name is
Ali Leonard: the sense.
Christopher Hooper: great. So,
Ellis Taylor: just whack as well. She can never keep it straight.
Christopher Hooper: you So, you've got
Ali Leonard: Olivia.
Christopher Hooper: your pound of cocaine. You've made it to the heart of Tortuga.
Tyram: sure.
Ellis Taylor: Why do
Ali Leonard: Hey. Let's
Christopher Hooper: Um, now all that's left is to head to the
Ali Leonard: do it. Does anybody need a trail snack
Christopher Hooper: air.
Tyram: I got my
Ellis Taylor: we Oh, how long
Ali Leonard: egg? They're extra warm.
Tyram: poor
Ellis Taylor: have they been at room temperature?
Ali Leonard: And they were half off at
Ellis Taylor: Oh my goodness. So, at least three days. That seems totally
Ali Leonard: 71. So like at least
Ellis Taylor: safe. I would love one.
Ali Leonard: very stinky. Very good. And I have some
Tyram: cr.
Ali Leonard: boredos.
Tyram: You always are forgetting your walking snack, poopy. know.
Ellis Taylor: Yes, this will definitely get you
Ali Leonard: And yes. Yeah, that's why I got
Tyram: Uh Eva made sure to get you one
Ali Leonard: the burrito so we had extra. And then did you D through Did you finish your hot dog in the slushy
Luke Neverisky: the dog. Ground dog. Yes. So,
Ali Leonard: brown? Check your pocket. You don't want it to go
Ellis Taylor: going.
Luke Neverisky: good. Got it. Got it. Got it. I don't
Ali Leonard: bad, which is warm. You don't want it to go
Ellis Taylor: No warm
Luke Neverisky: feel war. No, of course not. I'm
Ali Leonard: warm.
Tyram: extra
Ellis Taylor: browns.
Luke Neverisky: a salt base on my drugs on
Ali Leonard: We have sl So the 7-Eleven has a slushy brown and a
Ellis Taylor: Oh. Yeah. It's kind of It's like coffee that way. Good. Delicious.
Ali Leonard: hot coffee
Ellis Taylor: Terrible. Delicious. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: brown. Yeah. You can't have it room temp. It has to be either
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: You can't be having tepid brown
Ali Leonard: frozen
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Please.
Justin Hale: here. We have standards,
Ali Leonard: or
Christopher Hooper: Um all right.
Justin Hale: guys.
Ali Leonard: let's go off to the air drum.
Christopher Hooper: So you make it
Tyram: protective. Well, we're at
Ali Leonard: right next. It shouldn't take very
Christopher Hooper: to Yeah. Yeah. There's like
Tyram: the right next to us,
Christopher Hooper: a hallway um that says to the
Tyram: right?
Justin Hale: Right. Is it Is it like a canal
Ali Leonard: long. Oh, I love how everything's labeled. It's so organized up
Christopher Hooper: ear.
Tyram: Nothing
Ellis Taylor: What they
Justin Hale: maybe?
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, none of you can read it except B. What did you say,
Justin Hale: Is it Is it a
Christopher Hooper: B?
Justin Hale: canal?
Ali Leonard: here.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. There's a and it's it's um there's candles um mounted on the sides of the
Ellis Taylor: do?
Christopher Hooper: canal.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I was curious if turtles had ear canals, and they
Ali Leonard: Take a
Ellis Taylor: do. Of
Ali Leonard: boat.
Christopher Hooper: Um of course they're right next to the
Ellis Taylor: course, it is not next to the heart. They
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, right there.
Justin Hale: Mhm. Um,
Ali Leonard: Chris, that's what
Christopher Hooper: heart. They're they're connected to the heart.
Ellis Taylor: have Okay, I I see.
Justin Hale: it's right next to the heart, Ellis. We've already learned this this
Ali Leonard: Oracle said.
Ellis Taylor: That makes total
Justin Hale: session.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Brew, do you tell us this this is the
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yes. It's this
Ali Leonard: way to go? Cuz you're the only one that can read the
Ellis Taylor: sense.
Justin Hale: way down down this canal from the ear to the
Ali Leonard: door. They should really put pictures up cuz how are we supposed to
Justin Hale: heart. You just you got to learn how to
Ellis Taylor: That's what pictures are for. Pictures are for
Luke Neverisky: I'm sure big
Ali Leonard: know? Did you just curse at
Justin Hale: read. Listen, it's not that hard. All right. There's only like 26 or
Ali Leonard: me?
Ellis Taylor: reading. Oh my god, there's so
Justin Hale: 28 letters. I don't
Ali Leonard: Oh my god, it's so many
Ellis Taylor: many. Oh, I don't like
Justin Hale: It's not that bad. You just put them
Tyram: Never. I told you, Brew. Reading is a
Ellis Taylor: it.
Luke Neverisky: smart
Justin Hale: in. Yes. Yes, we
Ali Leonard: letters. You I went to
Tyram: conspiracy by wizards.
Ali Leonard: fireworks school for like three weeks and that I'm basically dead after that. It took so long. And now you want me to go to reading school for no
Tyram: She wasted away her youth learning to make
Justin Hale: know.
Ali Leonard: reason? Oh my god. the I'm going to die
Justin Hale: You got it pencled in for
Tyram: fireworks.
Ali Leonard: tomorrow. But now I care cuz Vanessa took my
Christopher Hooper: This this
Ellis Taylor: This canal is
Justin Hale: tomorrow. Yeah, this is
Christopher Hooper: canal this
Tyram: Just one more way. She was such a b****,
Ellis Taylor: going nowhere
Ali Leonard: thunder this canal. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: canal is very well waxed. Um,
Ali Leonard: good.
Christopher Hooper: so you slide right through except it eventually hits a
Justin Hale: true. You hate that.
Christopher Hooper: blockage. Um, and you can kind of feel like the air deadened around it.
Ellis Taylor: Oh no, our poor turtle can't
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: hear. I wonder if cocaine dissolves ear
Luke Neverisky: One way to find
Ali Leonard: Oh, we can always try.
Ellis Taylor: wax.
Luke Neverisky: out. You got
Ali Leonard: Um, does anybody have brown
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Luke Neverisky: me. That's me.
Ali Leonard: browsed?
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. Brew, do you do you try it? Brew and Drew, are you
Luke Neverisky: You got any cocaine
Christopher Hooper: trying
Justin Hale: He needs to do a little bit of it first. Just test it out. Um, yeah. Can I Um, let's I'm going to say that I have a a a rudimentary burninator.
Luke Neverisky: for
Justin Hale: It only has the burning version. It doesn't have the other options yet.
Christopher Hooper: that? Okay.
Justin Hale: I just like set it to like a warm setting. So, I'm trying to like heat up the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Justin Hale: area.
Ali Leonard: and I'll like scoop the wax away as you're seeing
Christopher Hooper: Uh, so you're making progress. Very
Ali Leonard: it. Okay, so we
Christopher Hooper: slow progress. This is like a wall
Ali Leonard: need a wall of it. Do we need to
Christopher Hooper: of super thick
Ali Leonard: explode it? I've never
Ellis Taylor: I don't have a bomb. I
Justin Hale: I don't
Ali Leonard: bombed anything. Does anybody have like a
[02:40:00]
Christopher Hooper: wax.
Ellis Taylor: can I can walk at
Justin Hale: know. Do we want to rupture
Ali Leonard: bomb? I
Ellis Taylor: it. What are we trying
Justin Hale: the eard drum
Ali Leonard: can I don't want to rupture. I just want to get rid of
Ellis Taylor: to explode
Ali Leonard: wax. Like create hole in wax.
Tyram: We're supposed to
Ellis Taylor: again?
Ali Leonard: Huh? Yeah, we're supposed to make
Tyram: make God
Ellis Taylor: We're supposed to kill the turtle.
Ali Leonard: disturbance. I don't No,
Tyram: tremble. No, not
Ali Leonard: I think something about rupturing an air drum. I don't know. But
Tyram: kill.
Ali Leonard: then also like I know I have set off a
Tyram: Well, I would ask uh Godfather Brit about it, but he was such a salty
Ali Leonard: firework. I don't know what happened to him. He used to be so
Tyram: b**** the last time we talked to him. I don't want to talk to him
Justin Hale: Is he Is he down at the other end of the hallway
Tyram: again. Yeah. What happened to God
Christopher Hooper: No, no, you
Ali Leonard: cool. That's
Christopher Hooper: haven't seen him. You haven't seen him in a little bit.
Tyram: father? He's
Justin Hale: now?
Ali Leonard: weird. God, he's encased in
Tyram: like popped out of the ear wax.
Justin Hale: He somehow beat us in there. What the hell?
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Tyram: He's got a got like a 25 stealth modifier. The dude's good
Ali Leonard: Um, I don't Can I do
Tyram: s*** tea as hell, you
Ali Leonard: like acid splash or like something like that and not hurt the turtle? Just
Ellis Taylor: Can we work
Ali Leonard: get that wax. Does that make sense? I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, probably.
Tyram: know.
Ellis Taylor: in I I have
Ali Leonard: also have heat metal. So, if anybody has like something metal, I could heat it to
Ellis Taylor: my I have my battle axe and we could use like heat and like start carving it
Ali Leonard: like
Ellis Taylor: away. Use my axe like a
Ali Leonard: Does that make sense? Yeah, I have heat metal. So, I'll
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's
Tyram: Got any more of your door
Ellis Taylor: shovel. Yeah, that sounds like a
Ali Leonard: heat your
Christopher Hooper: cool. That's neat. Uh, cool. Yeah. So, between
Ali Leonard: metal. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: that and brew, uh, you start making quick work of this wax. Um, you kind of start in different regions and it starts like
Tyram: knobs?
Ellis Taylor: plan.
Ali Leonard: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: heating it uh more thoroughly through and you start kind of melting it. It's it's beginning to like flow around your feet um back in. Um and uh it's hot. It's hot
Ellis Taylor: That's great for my
Christopher Hooper: wax. Um, and
Ali Leonard: Yeah, take some more
Christopher Hooper: it's it looks like it's flowing uh back back down the hall into the nightclub. Um, so you're you're working
Ellis Taylor: pedicure. Pedic for everyone.
Justin Hale: I'm gonna scoop
Ali Leonard: candle. Sorry about that.
Christopher Hooper: through it. Um,
Justin Hale: a little bit of this up into a jar and save that for
Christopher Hooper: as
Justin Hale: later. This is God wax.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, noted. At some
Tyram: Good. Thank
Christopher Hooper: point, at some point you do hear like screams and people yelling be like, "Oh, what the f*** is Oh
Ellis Taylor: It's pure. It's going
Ali Leonard: It's just warm wax. Chill
Tyram: you. Why is
Ellis Taylor: to be great moisturizer. Just It's great for your
Ali Leonard: out. Everybody's like,
Tyram: everyone so jumpy tonight?
Ellis Taylor: feet.
Ali Leonard: "This is prank night. Why is everybody being so normie?
Luke Neverisky: Tastes great. Eat
Ali Leonard: Like go to the mainland and be a human if you
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: want to do that. Like get out of
Ellis Taylor: Just
Christopher Hooper: Um, and at some point, uh, you
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: do see, uh, the Godfather running in and another angry goblin running in behind him and says,
Ali Leonard: here.
Christopher Hooper: "I'm sorry I stole your pants. I'm sorry. I needed them." Okay. Like, "Hey, what? What? Why did you do that? I don't steal the coats. You can't just steal another pants." I needed them. My crap my own. Don't worry about it. Oh no, I'm getting caught in the wax. Oh
Justin Hale: What?
Ali Leonard: It's more black. It's not all over your body. It's on her feet. What are you
Christopher Hooper: god. And they both get
Ali Leonard: doing? How is it
Christopher Hooper: uh turned into wax statues behind
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's
Luke Neverisky: Oh.
Ali Leonard: that deep? How are we standing and we're
Christopher Hooper: you. Um
Ellis Taylor: fun. Oh
Christopher Hooper: cuz you're where it's hot and it's cooling down.
Ellis Taylor: my goodness. All right, let's just keep
Ali Leonard: fine? They walked into face deep
Ellis Taylor: moving.
Ali Leonard: wax. Oh my god. Do we have to go get these idiots out of here? Cuz I cannot be accused of another
Ellis Taylor: No, they'll be
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's
Christopher Hooper: Um, and you you break through the wall of wax and
Luke Neverisky: good.
Ali Leonard: death.
Christopher Hooper: you can start to see daylight uh peeking
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Ali Leonard: Can we go quickly get these idiots out? I really don't
Ellis Taylor: We'll
Justin Hale: Come on. All
Ali Leonard: want I've already killed Vanessa. I cannot be I cannot have three
Ellis Taylor: just I'll have
Justin Hale: right.
Ali Leonard: murders. That's over my
Tyram: Fine. Hey, don't let them gaslight you. You didn't kill
Ali Leonard: quota. Well, if I didn't, then I This
Tyram: Vanessa. Vanessa just had a heart attack.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Okay. Either
Ali Leonard: is two people. I can only kill one a day. That's the
Christopher Hooper: There
Ellis Taylor: I got to I got to. And I'll take my hot axe and like cut my
Ali Leonard: law.
Christopher Hooper: you
Ellis Taylor: way over to them and just like rip it off their faces so they can breathe. And like they'll be fine
Christopher Hooper: are.
Ellis Taylor: until we get back.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: And as you like peel away the wax on their face, it's uh Grandfather Grit's face is like glowing with like
Ellis Taylor: I told
Ali Leonard: Okay. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: revitalization. Um it looks
Ellis Taylor: you.
Luke Neverisky: We have
Ali Leonard: good. I thought you were going to go have some wax on this and I was
Christopher Hooper: immaculate,
Ellis Taylor: I was I I was worried it was going to be like 5050 or
Ali Leonard: like, no.
Christopher Hooper: beautiful.
Tyram: I was
Ellis Taylor: like Yeah, I thought
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: 100% sure he was going to do something horrific just
Ellis Taylor: he was either going to be beautiful He was going
Ali Leonard: That's that gave my sister her first part panic
Ellis Taylor: to wax his face and he was going to lose his beard or it was going to be horrifying.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: All three went through my
Christopher Hooper: Oh, thank you, Auntie Poopy. Thank you. Thank you. Can Can you release the rest of me?
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: head. Um, we're in a bit of a hurry. I'll come back. Do it. It'll be
Christopher Hooper: Hey, where are you? Where you
Ellis Taylor: great for the rest of your moisture. No, you'll be
Ali Leonard: attack.
Christopher Hooper: going? No. Come on. Come back. Oh, come
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: on. I'm really And uh you've
Ellis Taylor: Bye. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh you said you cut off the face of the other random goblin that also got And he's like, "Oh, it looks like we're going to have to hash out our differences cuz we're stuck here. I hate you. You my pants." Um all right. And uh the canal is open. Um, you cut through the wall and uh you can just start to see there's this little uh what does an eardrum look
Ellis Taylor: It's like a
Christopher Hooper: like? Like a probably some like
Ellis Taylor: thin membrane. that's like shaped like this and it's like coned
Christopher Hooper: organy fleshy
Ellis Taylor: on the back. I I literally looked up turtle anatomy a minute ago just to see turtle I did turtle ear
Christopher Hooper: thing. Okay. Yeah. So you you see um this little like thin membrane at the end of the hall and you can kind of see like the daylight coming through. Uh so it's it's just so thin and
Ellis Taylor: anatomy
Christopher Hooper: um you all know with that really high medicine check that this is the eardrum.
Justin Hale: Can we
Ali Leonard: Are we supposed to rupture it? I feel really
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, you
Justin Hale: go around
Ellis Taylor: you've got this door. I'm not going to hurt the turtle, right? You're
Justin Hale: it? I look around for like a trap door or
Ali Leonard: bad. Is it? I don't
Tyram: I'm going to be honest. I'm extremely unclear about
Ellis Taylor: just I Me neither. It's like I haven't been here
Justin Hale: something.
Tyram: what our specific objective is
Ellis Taylor: this entire time.
Ali Leonard: remember.
Tyram: tonight. I have been here this entire time and it's
Ali Leonard: Should we go back to
Christopher Hooper: we're
Tyram: no more clear to me than it is to you what we're supposed to be doing right
Ellis Taylor: I should go back to the
Ali Leonard: explain it very well when he did explain it? Well, he's right out there with the wax. We can go back to Taskmaster. Hey, Taskmaster. Um, what are we supposed to do
Christopher Hooper: Hey, like
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: beginning. What will it
Ali Leonard: again? We'll have
Christopher Hooper: make a big boom next to the eardrum,
Ellis Taylor: do?
Ali Leonard: to rehearle.
Christopher Hooper: right? It's a god. What are you
Ellis Taylor: I'm worried about hurting
Ali Leonard: I don't want them to curse
Christopher Hooper: What are you worried about?
Ellis Taylor: the turtle. We live on the turtle. I don't like that
Christopher Hooper: I mean, the sacrifices have to be made, okay? If a little
Ellis Taylor: word. I
Luke Neverisky: Well, can't argue with
Ali Leonard: me. What if you get hurt? I'll hurt
Christopher Hooper: Toro gets hurt, it's going to be okay. You know, that's You have You have hurt me and you
Ali Leonard: you. Good. I did not kill. I'll kill you before I do
Christopher Hooper: killed
Tyram: We did not kill
Ellis Taylor: don't
Justin Hale: And we didn't hurt you. It was a
Ali Leonard: admit to that.
Luke Neverisky: that.
Justin Hale: prank.
Ali Leonard: I wish she would be
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa. Still hurt.
Justin Hale: Wait, wait. Point to the point to the place that
Ali Leonard: hurt. This is
Tyram: Vanessa. I mean,
Ali Leonard: your
Christopher Hooper: Hey,
Tyram: if anything, they saved your life. It was unhealthy to go
Luke Neverisky: You're
Justin Hale: hurts. Yeah,
Ali Leonard: car. You You definitely would come back
Tyram: that long without
Luke Neverisky: welcome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. It's
Justin Hale: you should be thinking,
Christopher Hooper: so
Luke Neverisky: basically me. Thank me.
Ali Leonard: then.
Christopher Hooper: y'all mentioned like maybe we could like hang out after
Justin Hale: Drew.
Ali Leonard: I don't know anymore. Yeah.
Tyram: pooping. I'm reconsidering
Ali Leonard: The vibes are off,
Christopher Hooper: this. Oh, come on. Oh, what? Come
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: dude. You really want to hurt this turtle god that we live on. And I don't know if that's
Christopher Hooper: on.
Ali Leonard: kind of cool or not. I don't think it is. And I'm a bad
Christopher Hooper: What? Hey, it's not even It's not even like my idea, okay? It's just like
Justin Hale: Wait, hold on a
Ali Leonard: person. Can we just shoot firework out of ear? Like, isn't that cool
Ellis Taylor: Tomatoes
Justin Hale: minute. If it's not your idea, whose idea is
Ali Leonard: enough?
Justin Hale: it? So then
Ali Leonard: Why are
Christopher Hooper: whatever. I saw it in a dream.
Justin Hale: it is your
Ali Leonard: we filming this
Christopher Hooper: No, no. I got the dream
Luke Neverisky: Well, that makes sense.
Justin Hale: idea.
Ali Leonard: then? And whose name is
Christopher Hooper: from, you know, the dream
Ali Leonard: what? Okay. Yeah, you did. You just
Christopher Hooper: god. None of your
Ali Leonard: made this up and you're a
Christopher Hooper: business. No, I didn't. I definitely had a
Justin Hale: What you
Ali Leonard: liar. You are a big liar
Tyram: I feel as though this has all been a tragic way
Ali Leonard: pants. Oh my god. Belch.
Christopher Hooper: dream.
Tyram: for you to have someone to hang out with tonight. So, you're just sending us on these
Ali Leonard: Belch. I think he
Christopher Hooper: This is not the
Tyram: wild
Ali Leonard: sent us out so that the other team could get
Christopher Hooper: way it's supposed to
Tyram: shenanigans.
Justin Hale: Oh my
Ali Leonard: over our bowling score because they were so
Tyram: You
Justin Hale: god, it's a great bowling
Christopher Hooper: happen. Fine. I'll do it myself. And
Ali Leonard: close. He's going to push the
Christopher Hooper: then he breaks through the wax and
Tyram: m***********. You're going to have done that
Justin Hale: conspiracy.
Ali Leonard: eardrum.
Christopher Hooper: tosses. He tosses a
Tyram: whole
Ali Leonard: What is
Christopher Hooper: stick of dynamite and it's sailing past
Tyram: time.
Ellis Taylor: No. I'm going to try
Ali Leonard: that? What even is
Ellis Taylor: and snag it and throw it back at
[02:50:00]
Christopher Hooper: you. All right. Give me a dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: him.
Ali Leonard: that? I would like to help her do it. I
Christopher Hooper: throw. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: like throwing her up in the air or
Christopher Hooper: Um, give me a dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: How can you help
Ali Leonard: something. I can You
Christopher Hooper: throw. I don't think you
Ali Leonard: can jump off my back.
Christopher Hooper: can.
Tyram: Maybe she does like a
Ellis Taylor: me?
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I can do
Tyram: figure skater lift like give you a little bit of extra height or
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't really think that helps, but you
Ellis Taylor: I'm going to give myself a lucky
Ali Leonard: something. We'll
Christopher Hooper: can you can give me a dexterity saving
Tyram: something. I'll do a dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: point. I'll give myself a lucky point and do it again.
Ali Leonard: all do it next. We'll make a
Tyram: throw.
Ellis Taylor: No, first one was better. Yeah, you
Ali Leonard: pyramid. 17.
Christopher Hooper: throw. 28.
Tyram: 28.
Ellis Taylor: did. I It was the uh How do
Ali Leonard: So there
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And Ellis, what did you get?
Ellis Taylor: I check the rolls?
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, wait. Are you still a paladin? Okay, so 21. I'm sorry, 31.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. Huh?
Ali Leonard: Oh, because you get plus five plus
Tyram: Um, we get a plus three,
Ellis Taylor: What? It says plus three. Plus two on
Ali Leonard: three plus
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: here. It only says plus two on my saving throws.
Justin Hale: We've I know this
Tyram: What? That doesn't that shouldn't be right. Is there a squisma modifier or a
Ellis Taylor: Uh, it says a plus three bonus on saves. Does it not automatically add that? How do I check the
Tyram: three?
Ellis Taylor: roles? Where is that? The
Tyram: Should either way your charisma modifier is three,
Ellis Taylor: chat? That's a great question. Oh, no, it went
Ali Leonard: too.
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: away. Yeah, it is a plus
Justin Hale: all. Uh Drew and I are taking a different approach. We're we're
Ali Leonard: He
Ellis Taylor: three.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's a perfect
Justin Hale: trying to repance the
Luke Neverisky: timing. Going to pass me
Justin Hale: Godfather. Yeah, we're we're
Christopher Hooper: He already has pants
Luke Neverisky: again. The
Justin Hale: pancing him
Ali Leonard: Uh, repancing sounds like you
Christopher Hooper: on. Oh,
Tyram: Oh, repants
Ali Leonard: were putting pants on
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: as in like re like do the prank pancing
Ellis Taylor: How do I
Luke Neverisky: sequel. No, hands two.
Justin Hale: again. Yeah, not putting pants on him. We're taking his new pants
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: someone.
Ellis Taylor: find There's the chat. There's a chat
Luke Neverisky: Electric bundle.
Justin Hale: off.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Give me Okay. um for you
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: Oh, for
Ali Leonard: them.
Christopher Hooper: to also give me a dexterity saving
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Justin Hale: pancing him. Oh, no.
Ellis Taylor: rolls. So that would have been a 14 plus an additional three. I
Justin Hale: That
Ellis Taylor: guess 17.
Justin Hale: seems 18. That's an 18 for
Ali Leonard: If I had three, it's a
Christopher Hooper: the Okay,
Luke Neverisky: okay. Next
Justin Hale: pancing.
Christopher Hooper: great. All right. So, we have like a 30
Luke Neverisky: thing
Ali Leonard: 20
Christopher Hooper: something, a 20, and a
Luke Neverisky: Thank you for
Ali Leonard: 17.
Christopher Hooper: 17 um for catching
Justin Hale: Oh, that's a 22 for
Christopher Hooper: dynamite. Um,
Luke Neverisky: pancing.
Christopher Hooper: okay. So, he chucks this dynamite. The three of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: you have it. All of you hands stacked on one another, pulling away from
Justin Hale: pancing.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. As we're
Christopher Hooper: it. And it
Ellis Taylor: Pas are holding.
Justin Hale: Oh
Ali Leonard: holding it.
Christopher Hooper: blows right in your hands.
Tyram: Did you just kill
Ellis Taylor: Yikes. You just killed You killed Bru's
Justin Hale: no.
Ali Leonard: Did you just kill these the best character I've ever made in my
Ellis Taylor: family. I've been here for 20
Justin Hale: What? Bro, who has the most
Tyram: us?
Justin Hale: traumatic backstory? My
Ali Leonard: life? I was so looking forward to playing her
Ellis Taylor: minutes. I know.
Ali Leonard: again. Why do you always have
Justin Hale: god.
Ali Leonard: to kill
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um the explosion itself.
Ellis Taylor: But at least we save
Ali Leonard: us?
Ellis Taylor: the turtle though, right?
Ali Leonard: I don't know why after seeing this traumatic thing, Brew would go into the dynamite
Justin Hale: Right. Doesn't make
Christopher Hooper: Um, the explosion itself does
Ellis Taylor: No, I'm
Christopher Hooper: uh 18 damage. Um, y'all
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: are thrown um through the uh
Justin Hale: sense.
Ali Leonard: business.
Christopher Hooper: canal and receive an additional like um 12 budgeoning damage. Um,
Tyram: We were a little quick on
Ali Leonard: Okay. I literally thought I was dead. Do we still have our hands?
Christopher Hooper: and yeah, you're still level nine
Tyram: the trigger there thinking we
Ellis Taylor: I'm I'm still
Christopher Hooper: characters. Um,
Tyram: had
Christopher Hooper: uh, there's a ringing in your ear. Um, Brew and Drew, um,
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: you each get a a leg and pull, uh, down, um, and that, uh, protects you from the explosion.
Tyram: Hey,
Luke Neverisky: Hell
Justin Hale: advance of protection.
Christopher Hooper: Um there's a what the explosion um pushes this like like tidal wave of wax that like ends up being like shielding you uh in front of you.
Justin Hale: Don't like
Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh, the
Tyram: how
Christopher Hooper: sound reverberates through the whole ear. Um, and then you begin to hear it um, very slowly at first, but
Justin Hale: that.
Christopher Hooper: the the earth shaking growl as the turtle god begins to wake and
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: uh, the whole city begins to shake.
Ellis Taylor: no.
Luke Neverisky: Here comes the
Justin Hale: No. I turtle god. Here comes the
Luke Neverisky: drop.
Justin Hale: drop.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: What bad timing.
Christopher Hooper: and um at this point,
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Brew, um you believe there was one final thing, which is the brew protocol. something you've been working here in the city is your um your explosives lab
Ali Leonard: Stupid.
Christopher Hooper: and you know that it is precariously situated where if you don't unlatch it from the city, it's going to either explode itself as it falls off or crash into the city, exploding and killing half the people in the city. Um, and yeah, time's
Justin Hale: Oh boy, I just remembered something at the most inopportune
Christopher Hooper: ticking. It was in your dossier at the
Ellis Taylor: Those
Justin Hale: time. Uh, we we got to go, guys. We got to go get to the
Christopher Hooper: bottom. Oh my
Tyram: You know
Justin Hale: explosives lab like right
Ali Leonard: This is his fault for giving us documents that we can't even
Christopher Hooper: god.
Tyram: what? Yeah. Invitation to hang out
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you're not getting any micro pain.
Ali Leonard: read.
Christopher Hooper: I knew it. You're always
Tyram: officially revoked.
Ali Leonard: You're just jealous cuz
Christopher Hooper: like this. All
Ali Leonard: we can hit the strikes and you try to get a gutter
Justin Hale: now.
Tyram: We see through you. We know you're just bad at
Justin Hale: Hey, we got to go. We got to go like right now.
Ali Leonard: ball. Okay, we're
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: bowling. Sorry, I'm a little frazzled. I just caught a f****** stick of dynamite.
Ellis Taylor: You'll be fine. We've
Justin Hale: We got to catch
Ali Leonard: coming. You're
Tyram: Okay, fine. Let's
Ellis Taylor: got this.
Justin Hale: more dynamite now. Like right
Ali Leonard: handsome.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, can you let me out of this? I got to
Tyram: go.
Justin Hale: now. Oh, we got to go. We got to
Ali Leonard: You teleport to the
Christopher Hooper: get back to the bowling
Ali Leonard: bowling alley or something. Save yourself,
Tyram: You also didn't just like burst out like f****** like Kool-Aid man a minute
Justin Hale: go.
Christopher Hooper: alley. They pull my pants
Luke Neverisky: Jack, he's
Ali Leonard: dude. pants
Christopher Hooper: down.
Luke Neverisky: fine obviously.
Ali Leonard: on. God, you're
Christopher Hooper: is stuck in the wax. I was just
Tyram: ago.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. No.
Ali Leonard: like a toddler. You're like a toddler. Ask
Christopher Hooper: asking for help. Like 10
Ellis Taylor: f*** you. You hurt our turtle. No.
Ali Leonard: Vanessa for help if you love her so
Christopher Hooper: minutes ago, you said you'd be my
Ellis Taylor: f*** you. You hurt our turtle. We're not talking to you anymore, bro. Let's go
Ali Leonard: much.
Ellis Taylor: save your thingy.
Justin Hale: Yeah, we got to we got to stop the explosive
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Let's go save your lab or kill it.
Justin Hale: flight. We have to unlatch it.
Ali Leonard: Or I'll help you with your lab.
Christopher Hooper: friend.
Justin Hale: I'm not sure how you do that with the whole lab, but that's what we have to
Ali Leonard: Unlatch it. We'll I'll do
Justin Hale: do. That's
Ali Leonard: that for
Tyram: It makes as much sense as anything else we've done tonight. Let's
Ellis Taylor: f***.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, obviously.
Justin Hale: very true. All right, we are we are sprinting at the speed of
Tyram: go.
Ellis Taylor: Go. I love peep.
Ali Leonard: you. Pretty
Justin Hale: goblins.
Ali Leonard: fast. We're small, but we're
Christopher Hooper: Um, you take a you take a um an air balloon to the other side of the
Ali Leonard: fast. Oh, f***. We fancy.
Christopher Hooper: city. uh floating along. Um you hop on, you grab some parachutes. Um and you land uh the uh the the what's it called? The air balloon. Um what's it what's the
Justin Hale: Is that
Christopher Hooper: goblin like? Uh zeppelin. Zeppelin is what I was
Ellis Taylor: Zeppelin.
Justin Hale: working?
Christopher Hooper: thinking of. Uh you land the zeppelin like a air balloon. Um next to the
Ellis Taylor: Oh god. I hope it's
Christopher Hooper: landing pad, next to the lab.
Ellis Taylor: helium. This is helium, right, blue, bro? This
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh, it's it's
Tyram: I honestly feel like threating
Ellis Taylor: is
Tyram: a zeppelin would be much slower than us just
Ellis Taylor: They can be
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Not here. We got Yeah, we got real
Ali Leonard: We've got boosters on it
Christopher Hooper: no not
Ellis Taylor: fast. Traffic is
Justin Hale: quick.
Christopher Hooper: on the winter
Ali Leonard: though.
Christopher Hooper: solstice.
Tyram: walking. Oh, I know what we need to do, guys. Oh, wait. No, no, no. I established earlier that I don't trust Caspian, so no, I can't call
Ali Leonard: And Caspian is No, she's not locked up yet, is she? She's not
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: Caspian for
Ellis Taylor: horrible. This isn't. Yeah, this is number
Ali Leonard: kidnapped
Tyram: help. No. This is before the Caspian's fine right
Ellis Taylor: four. Dear Caspian, please help us.
Justin Hale: So
Christopher Hooper: Um uh as you're floating over, you see
Ali Leonard: yet.
Christopher Hooper: um a an old man uh who has goblin children sitting on his lap and lots of people dressed as uh the
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: Wow. He must be like 20 years
Ali Leonard: I was like either
Christopher Hooper: winter king.
Ali Leonard: pervert or Santa.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and
Ellis Taylor: old probably.
Justin Hale: There's
Ali Leonard: It's like
Christopher Hooper: you float to you float to the
Ellis Taylor: I'd say 60 40 80 20
Justin Hale: both. All right. I
Christopher Hooper: lab.
Justin Hale: remember how to unlatch the
Ali Leonard: 50/50.
Christopher Hooper: Uh,
Justin Hale: lab.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. And, uh, I need
Tyram: That was
Ali Leonard: Very
Christopher Hooper: you. Um, and at this point, um, you see,
Tyram: easy.
Christopher Hooper: um, five rates, uh, come each
Justin Hale: Oh my god,
Ali Leonard: efficient. Well, go f***
Christopher Hooper: in the visage of Vanessa.
Tyram: What the
Ellis Taylor: Why are there five of her?
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Justin Hale: there's five of her. Oh
Ali Leonard: ourselves. What did I do? I didn't kill you,
Christopher Hooper: And
Ellis Taylor: No, thank you.
Ali Leonard: b****.
Christopher Hooper: um, you definitely killed
Ellis Taylor: Insult the
Ali Leonard: You're f****** obsessed. You're obsessed with
Christopher Hooper: me. I heard what you said.
Ellis Taylor: rape.
Justin Hale: s***.
Ali Leonard: me. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: And now I will kill you. I will push you off the
Tyram: hell?
Ellis Taylor: Honey, just because you have unrequited feelings does not mean you need to kill
Ali Leonard: f****** try. f****** try
Tyram: Also, a I thought this was a mean thing to say while you're still alive. Vanessa is a
Ellis Taylor: her. Yeah. What kind of baby
Ali Leonard: me. She's weird. Why was that your
Tyram: weird name. It's almost bad as
Ellis Taylor: comes out saying
Justin Hale: Damn, he said it. Oh, he said
Ali Leonard: first word?
Christopher Hooper: turtle. And as you say it, another one of the Vanessa splits into two
Ellis Taylor: Vanessa again?
Justin Hale: it. Oh s***, it's an insult.
Ali Leonard: Oh, I don't like
Christopher Hooper: and becomes another Vanessa.
Tyram: Olivia. What the f***?
Ellis Taylor: I my question still stands. What baby comes out saying
Justin Hale: Hydra.
Ellis Taylor: Vanessa? I
Ali Leonard: that. That's what I'm
Christopher Hooper: My
Ellis Taylor: might
Christopher Hooper: parents said I was special and you ruined it. You ruined it
Ellis Taylor: Andrew.
Ali Leonard: saying. Do we have to like be nice to her and make her to go away or
Christopher Hooper: and now I'll kill
Tyram: I mean,
Luke Neverisky: Oh.
Ali Leonard: something?
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: jeez, lady. We could just go get you to a cleric or something. Chill
Christopher Hooper: Um, but in the meantime, I would like Eva to give me uh a
Ali Leonard: My god, I didn't kill
Christopher Hooper: dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: Goblin
Ali Leonard: her. Oh my god,
Tyram: out.
Ellis Taylor: sir.
Justin Hale: Hell
Ali Leonard: not
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Tyram: stuck at
Justin Hale: yeah.
Ali Leonard: 20. And I got to put zero, but
Christopher Hooper: 20. Um, the wraith tries to push you off the
Ali Leonard: still. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: turtle and and
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh you like dodge out of the way because you're way faster than
Ali Leonard: god. Hell yeah. I am f****** Vanessa. If Vanessa kills me,
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: to
Ali Leonard: like my life is a
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. What are y'all
Ellis Taylor: I'm going to be like, "Brew, you go fix the
Ali Leonard: failure.
Christopher Hooper: doing? So, Brew So, Brew is going for the
Ellis Taylor: thing." Yeah, Brew, go fix the thing. I help. We'll distract Vanessa
Christopher Hooper: hatch.
Ellis Taylor: and help
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, Brute, for you to go in
Ellis Taylor: Eva.
Christopher Hooper: and unlatch, you have to go into the lab and there is a like a you have to use a advanced computer um to to shut it down basically. Uh so, you head
Tyram: of
Justin Hale: Mhm. Oh my god. Why did I do this to
Christopher Hooper: in there. Um you start typing away. Um there's another slide puzzle. Um, go ahead
Tyram: course.
Ali Leonard: God damn
Christopher Hooper: and give me a insight check. I want to try to solve this slide
Justin Hale: myself?
Christopher Hooper: puzzle. I insight or
Justin Hale: Hana it is. Oh s***. Uh uh
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: arcana 14. Um, you're really struggling. Um, actually, uh, all right, we'll jump to someone else. Um, actually with that, um, one of the wraiths have followed you in and, uh, go
Justin Hale: 14. Get out of
Christopher Hooper: ahead and give me a constitution saving
Justin Hale: here. What?
Christopher Hooper: throw. A constitution saving
Justin Hale: Easy. Easy. 12.
Christopher Hooper: throw. Well,
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. On the high
Christopher Hooper: um,
Tyram: like a high,
Justin Hale: side.
Christopher Hooper: she, um, goes into your stomach and you receive, uh, 20, um, poison damage. Um, all right. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: Do you want us to roll
Justin Hale: E
Christopher Hooper: who who's
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: initiative or just
Christopher Hooper: up? just go.
Tyram: Hey, Vanessa, can we talk for a
Ali Leonard: God,
Christopher Hooper: Um, give me a persuasion
Tyram: minute?
Ellis Taylor: go? Can I cast zone of
Ali Leonard: if we have to be nicer, this is going to be so
Ellis Taylor: truth? I can
Christopher Hooper: check. Uh, if you think that'll
Tyram: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: cast Zone of
Christopher Hooper: help.
Tyram: Um 17. Do you want me to make it
Ellis Taylor: Truth.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, just a little bit
Tyram: better? All
Ellis Taylor: Wait, before I cast it, I know Eva didn't actually kill Vanessa.
Ali Leonard: hard.
Christopher Hooper: actually.
Tyram: right.
Ellis Taylor: What actually happened? Can you guys tell me what actually happened before I commit to
Christopher Hooper: Eve
Tyram: We were in the
Christopher Hooper: totally killed
Tyram: bathroom. Okay. So, you of course know that 7-Eleven
Ellis Taylor: this?
Ali Leonard: in the baby trading
Tyram: bathrooms have chemistry labs in them, right? In the
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa.
Tyram: baby changing station. Common knowledge about 7-Elevens, not just in the campaign, but in real life. Um, we took
Ali Leonard: station. We were in there for hours apparently and then all of a sudden Vanessa was
Tyram: hours
Ali Leonard: knocking on the door. She didn't enter the code, so she couldn't even get in
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: anyway. And then she's trying to get in. She's like, I need to poop. And I'm like, poop on the floor like a normal person. And then maybe I said that I wanted I hope she would die by beasting from anifylactic shock and that she's weird for drinking toilet water, but then she went out and died of a heart attack. So like, is that my fault or is that her fault for not
Tyram: Okay, so I think two things are true here at the same time. I do think that Ally laid it
Ali Leonard: pooping?
Tyram: on pretty thick, but I also think it's true that objectively it was not our fault
Christopher Hooper: I mean, goblins die every day a
Tyram: that she
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, Zone of Truth is not going to
Ali Leonard: Goblins die every day of a heart
Tyram: died.
Ellis Taylor: help. Okay.
Ali Leonard: attack. And now, is that a genetic condition or do we have a
Tyram: Yeah. Okay. Anyway, so I railed
Ali Leonard: heart attack murderer going
Tyram: Anyway, so I with the boost I got it to 23.
Christopher Hooper: sec. Uh yeah, one of the
Tyram: That
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa's starts
Tyram: helped. Does it also help I take a chair, I turn
Ali Leonard: around?
Tyram: it around backwards, and then I sit in it, you know,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Super approachable.
Christopher Hooper: talking. Yeah. Yeah. I I think
Tyram: like trying to rap with the teens, you
Christopher Hooper: that I think that's how you get this high. Yeah. You like really connect with
Tyram: know?
Christopher Hooper: her. And uh one of the one of the rays says, "You really you really ready to hear me? Kill me
Tyram: I
Christopher Hooper: for
Tyram: I'm ready to listen and I'm ready to talk.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: real?" Well, it was ever since I was born and given the name Vanessa and that's when the trouble started. Do you think I chose to say Vanessa when I was born? Well, technically I did, but I wasn't informed about it because I was a
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: baby, a baby
Tyram: I remember two weeks ago when you were born.
Christopher Hooper: goblin. And the whole two
Ali Leonard: Oh
Christopher Hooper: weeks, Auntie Eva has been so mean to
Ali Leonard: my god.
Christopher Hooper: me, and I'm only two weeks
Tyram: Yeah. Okay. So, here's
Christopher Hooper: old.
Tyram: actually here's what I think is an important thing to note here. It has become clear to me that Godfather Britt has been driving a wedge between the two branches of this family. But the scales have really fallen from my eyes tonight. He sucks. He just objectively sucks. He
Ali Leonard: God. That's true.
Tyram: keeps following us around. He keeps like stirring the pot. He
Ellis Taylor: And then he did
Tyram: tried to have us blow up the eard drum of our turtle cod
Ellis Taylor: it. And then he did it. He threw the dynamite.
Tyram: tonight and then he just did it.
Ellis Taylor: He did it. We weren't going to do it. We weren't going to hurt the
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah, barely scorch marks on my hand. We had
Ellis Taylor: turtle. He tried to blow our arms off.
Christopher Hooper: You call us take a dime
Tyram: to catch a stick of dynamite
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: earlier. He threw a stick of dynamite and so yeah, I think that he's
Ali Leonard: Heat.
Tyram: whipping you and Elfie against each other, you
Christopher Hooper: by I just wanted to use the bathroom though.
Tyram: know.
Ellis Taylor: Just the stair.
Tyram: Well, as you know, 7-Eleven is one of the few places with the chemistry facilities we needed in order to make our explosives and
Christopher Hooper: We have this whole explosives lab right
Tyram: fireworks. So we
Ellis Taylor: There's a whole
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I don't know
Tyram: use you can s***
Ellis Taylor: bunch of buckets.
Ali Leonard: if you're I don't know if you're taught that you have to you can s*** anywhere.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Ali Leonard: Vanessa, I do apologize. I feel like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And with
Ali Leonard: I did not give you a great shake on things and I kind of
Christopher Hooper: that
Tyram: anywhere.
Ali Leonard: should have maybe been nicer. He
Tyram: I think because I think because Brit poisoned you against her and
Ali Leonard: did. He told me you drank toilet
Christopher Hooper: And with
Tyram: her against
Ali Leonard: water. Christmas
Christopher Hooper: that, two of the
Ali Leonard: magic and these other Vesses. I think if you were still alive, and I'm very sad that you're not, we would have really gotten along and I would have loved to show you fireworks and gotten
Christopher Hooper: disappear.
Ali Leonard: your creative
Christopher Hooper: Um, I would like Auntie Poopy to give me a dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: Why me? Okay, hold on. Let me get back to that page.
Tyram: Damn. A real breakthrough
Ellis Taylor: Oh, not 20.
Ali Leonard: input.
Christopher Hooper: throw. And it's like, but you're still right now. And uh, she tries
Ali Leonard: What did you say?
Christopher Hooper: to tackle you off. Um, she screeches, "You're still being mean to me right now and you're not being
Tyram: there.
Ali Leonard: Sorry. I
Christopher Hooper: understanding of this conversation." And she tries to, "No,
Ali Leonard: am Oh, Auntie Poopy, join us in this
Christopher Hooper: Auntie Poopy." Um, and she tries to throw Auntie Poopy, but Auntie Poopy out
Ali Leonard: chair. Auntie Poopy, sit this backwards chair with
Christopher Hooper: of the way.
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'll sit sit on a
Tyram: Oh, turn
Ellis Taylor: chair up back. I don't have a
Ali Leonard: us
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: your hat
Ellis Taylor: hat. There we go. I do
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: sideways.
Tyram: sideways. It's We're establishing right now that you've been wearing a baseball cap this
Ellis Taylor: I do that. I'm very cool, guys. There we
Ali Leonard: Borrow Brew's lap. Borrow his
Tyram: whole time.
Ellis Taylor: go. Get board.
Ali Leonard: skateboard. Yeah, Brew has a skateboard cuz he's
Ellis Taylor: Is
Ali Leonard: a teen. He's a child. So,
Ellis Taylor: it? That sounds
Justin Hale: Yeah, all teams have a skateboard. Don't you know
Ali Leonard: so borrow Brew
Tyram: Brew, we need your
Ellis Taylor: dangerous. Should I put my
Justin Hale: that? All right, hold on. Hold on. Let me
Ali Leonard: skateboard. Can I borrow glow
Ellis Taylor: pants on backwards as well? Will that
Justin Hale: get my Let me get my
Ali Leonard: stick?
Tyram: skateboard. It couldn't
Ellis Taylor: help?
Justin Hale: skateboard right here. I got to unwrap
Ali Leonard: Everything backwards is
Christopher Hooper: You did
Tyram: hurt.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. I'll put all of my clothes on backwards and sit on the
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Go ahead and give
Ellis Taylor: skateboard. There we go. Oh, just
Ali Leonard: cool.
Christopher Hooper: me All right. Auntie Poopy, give me a
Ellis Taylor: get a new one. You got a new
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Tyram: He actually does have a f****** skateboard. Oh, wow.
Justin Hale: It's a sick ass skateboard, too. Have I never shown you guys
Ali Leonard: have
Tyram: Okay. I don't think
Ellis Taylor: one.
Ali Leonard: Goku on
Christopher Hooper: um Looks like it's been in wrapping the whole time.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, that's right over
Justin Hale: this? Jack
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: So, um nice.
Tyram: so. Do a kick
Ellis Taylor: Nice. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: there.
Justin Hale: Black sign black.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, it's signed. That's
Tyram: flip. Hell
Ellis Taylor: cool. That's cool. Did you get it signed by him or
Justin Hale: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Ali Leonard: Nice. Some of the most random things I've ever
Ellis Taylor: like in person or did you buy it like have Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. So, um,
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Ali Leonard: seen.
Justin Hale: now during COVID, uh, so the only way that you used to be able to get these is if you lived in LA and he would drive around, uh, he took the mantle from Tony Hawk. He would drive around and yell out, "Do a kickflip" to
Christopher Hooper: sweet.
Justin Hale: skateboarders. Kickflip. He'd hand them one of his skateboards with it signed. So during CO, he couldn't do that. So he was selling them online to people.
Ellis Taylor: That's
Justin Hale: And I bought one. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Um, give me a persuasion check with
Ellis Taylor: sick. me. Oh
Christopher Hooper: advantage.
Tyram: Want to emphasize all the clothes are on
Ellis Taylor: lord. All of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. That's I I'm giving her advantage. You have your
Ellis Taylor: them.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: advantage.
Tyram: backwards.
Justin Hale: pretty
Christopher Hooper: 18. Okay. Um, yeah. What are you saying?
Ellis Taylor: 18. I
Christopher Hooper: Uh,
Ellis Taylor: mean, I think Ellis forgot his name. I think although he's he's doing something weird through our family. I think he's trying to divide us. If anything, I mean, he's
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: been following us around all night. He could have been out in the 7-Eleven and been
Justin Hale: Oops.
Ellis Taylor: the reason you had the heart attack. For all we know, we were inside the
Ali Leonard: ask.
Christopher Hooper: You think it was You think it was Godfather
Ellis Taylor: room. I don't know. I just know that we are in the room and you are not in
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: Grit who killed
Ellis Taylor: the room. But I'm very sorry you died. That is
Christopher Hooper: me? Oh, you're just floating the
Ellis Taylor: not what we wanted to happen at
Ali Leonard: Either way, you should avenge her
Christopher Hooper: idea.
Ellis Taylor: all. Yes, definitely. We should we should go
Ali Leonard: death. We should find out who killed
Ellis Taylor: investigate her death. That sounds like a great idea. That sounds something right up my
Ali Leonard: her.
Christopher Hooper: Why? You've never been
Tyram: Another
Ellis Taylor: alley. I know, but it's a passion of mine. Okay. The
Christopher Hooper: involved with investigations
Ellis Taylor: true crime is just one thing I really
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Ellis Taylor: enjoy.
Christopher Hooper: ever? I didn't know that about you, Auntie
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, honey. I will talk
Ali Leonard: We're all sharing. We're all learning. And I love this
Christopher Hooper: Poopy.
Ellis Taylor: to you about serial killers all day, but cult cults are my specialty, but serial killers and murders I love.
Christopher Hooper: Um, um, and with that, another Vanessa pops out of
Tyram: life.
Ali Leonard: about pops
Christopher Hooper: existence. She's healing. Uh, let's see. I think we're down
Ali Leonard: up. Drew. Drew.
Christopher Hooper: to three. Three.
Ali Leonard: Brew.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. and
Tyram: Okay guys,
Ellis Taylor: which
Tyram: her weakness is open and honest
Ellis Taylor: is great because I was gearing up for Okay, what
Ali Leonard: Yeah. And that's it's very
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
Ali Leonard: very hard for
Christopher Hooper: brew. Um, brew the Vanessa is
Tyram: communication.
Christopher Hooper: continuing to attack your intestines and your insides. Uh, go ahead and give me another constitution saving
Ellis Taylor: attacks
Ali Leonard: me, bro. Be nice to her. Tell her how much you love her
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Justin Hale: I was never mean to her in the first
Ali Leonard: as a cousin or whatever. I know, but I guess I was. So, like say you love her or
Tyram: You need to emphasize how much everything was grandfather Brit's
Justin Hale: place. Uh, that's a 23 on
Ali Leonard: whatever.
Tyram: fault.
Justin Hale: con.
Christopher Hooper: Dang, killer rolls. Um, okay. Uh, you, um, she, uh,
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Great
Christopher Hooper: evacuates your bowels. Um, and you feel a lot better.
Justin Hale: Cool. Cool. Oh,
Ali Leonard: lens.
Tyram: In what sense does she evacuate his bowels? Two
Luke Neverisky: where before I
Justin Hale: thanks. Thanks,
Christopher Hooper: Um, um,
Tyram: very different
Justin Hale: man. I feel really cleaned out.
Christopher Hooper: listen, let's stay focused. Uh, okay. Who wants to go
Tyram: things. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not rolling well. It just doesn't matter when I roll badly.
Luke Neverisky: do.
Ali Leonard: Drew, say something to your
Luke Neverisky: There's a little
Justin Hale: Hey cousin, we're cool, right? Like I never really had a
Ali Leonard: cousin.
Luke Neverisky: rain.
Justin Hale: problem with you. You're you're always like, you know, we played we played stick ball on the on the on the recess
Christopher Hooper: next?
Justin Hale: field and other sports things.
Christopher Hooper: What? I've been in your boughels.
Tyram: I like to imagine there's like a professional hoop and stick league in the
Christopher Hooper: Is I've been in your bows. Is something going on?
Tyram: goblin
Justin Hale: No. Why would we Why are we fighting? What
Christopher Hooper: We're fighting, right?
Tyram: society.
Justin Hale: are we fighting? How was When was I mean to you? I've
Christopher Hooper: Cuz y'all were mean to
Justin Hale: always been nothing but nice to you. All
Christopher Hooper: me. No, you were
Tyram: It
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Justin Hale: right. Are
Tyram: just
Ellis Taylor: we were
Justin Hale: we Are we cool? Are we
Christopher Hooper: fine. Uh, got to get a persuasion
Justin Hale: good? A what?
Christopher Hooper: check. A persuasion
Ali Leonard: Yeah. You're persuading her that you're a good
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: dissipates. All of Drew, all of Brew's clothes were
Ellis Taylor: chill.
Justin Hale: Persuasion.
Ali Leonard: guy.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. He didn't say it. He didn't say
Tyram: being worn backwards.
Ellis Taylor: This bag is getting really itchy. Come
Justin Hale: 19.
Christopher Hooper: it. 19. Yeah. She was like, "Oh,
Ellis Taylor: here. Is this it to change my clothes
Christopher Hooper: okay. All right. See you
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: later." She dissipates. Um, there's only two Vanessa's left. And um, Drew, what are you doing right
Luke Neverisky: Jumping
Christopher Hooper: now? What are you doing? Jumping
Ellis Taylor: back?
Luke Neverisky: Jack's
Christopher Hooper: what? Jumping jacks. Uh, the other two Vanessas are doing jumping jacks with you. Um, and you, uh, are in a competition with them. Go ahead and give me an
Luke Neverisky: energy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: They're all doing so great
Christopher Hooper: athletics check.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. No, I'm direct.
Ali Leonard: equally.
Luke Neverisky: Nope.
Ali Leonard: Okay, this is really hard to be.
Tyram: I mean, Drew does have a lot of energy to put into these jumping jacks. He has
Ali Leonard: He's gonna he's gonna crash later. It's going to be
Tyram: done so much cocaine
Justin Hale: Just don't sleep for a day and a
Ali Leonard: scary.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's coming. 18. Oh,
Tyram: tonight. We were joking earlier about us all dying. I do
Luke Neverisky: 18.
Ali Leonard: I did predict it was going to die at the very
Tyram: worry about Drew dying at the end of the day.
Luke Neverisky: His heart rate is up in the few
Justin Hale: half.
Ali Leonard: beginning of
Christopher Hooper: wow.
Tyram: That come down is gonna be
Luke Neverisky: hundreds at least.
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, one of the Vanessa's um is trying to keep up with you and ends up perishing. She
Ali Leonard: this. Okay. Well, then maybe she
Christopher Hooper: grabs her chest. She has a cardiac arrest and
Justin Hale: again.
Ali Leonard: just has a heart attack.
Christopher Hooper: dies.
Luke Neverisky: Double heart
Christopher Hooper: It's hereditary. Yeah.
Tyram: bad. Ghost had a heart attack.
Luke Neverisky: attack strikes again.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um
Tyram: Wow. Although
Justin Hale: Again,
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: Alli's right. You know, this does give credence the idea that that heart attack was coming
Christopher Hooper: And whose fault
Tyram: sooner or
Ali Leonard: Not
Christopher Hooper: was it really?
Tyram: later
Christopher Hooper: Um Um All right. Who wants to go next? There's one Vanessa left and you still got to detach the
Tyram: yours. Oh, okay guys, follow my lead on this. We all walk up with our chairs and as a group, we spin them around backwards and sit down all at once.
Ellis Taylor: So
Ali Leonard: mine.
Christopher Hooper: lab.
Tyram: We are like so down and chill. It's
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Ali Leonard: And if that doesn't work, I would like to have
Ellis Taylor: Yo, how does that
Ali Leonard: my arms open to see if she wants a
Ellis Taylor: work?
Christopher Hooper: Um um great. And uh the explosions are going around you and um so Brew is in his
Tyram: overwhelming.
Ali Leonard: hug.
Christopher Hooper: lab. Um, so that leaves the four others um in chairs. Um, hats backwards, shirt backwards, pants
Ellis Taylor: It's very uncomfortable. They're not meant to be fit this
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Obviously.
Christopher Hooper: backwards,
Tyram: But it
Ellis Taylor: way. I look so
Tyram: looks super
Ellis Taylor: cool. The
Ali Leonard: Vanessa said, "Do you want to light this last
Christopher Hooper: intimates. I'd
Ellis Taylor: best
Ali Leonard: firework?"
Christopher Hooper: love to. If she lights the firework, it uh it spllays up in the sky. And what uh did you
Tyram: chill.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: decide what that design was going to be,
Ali Leonard: So, cuz it was like, "Don't eat a
Christopher Hooper: Ally?
Ali Leonard: pig. Don't eat cocaine." I think there should be
Christopher Hooper: Is it Is it Is it being on Vanessa's death
Ali Leonard: like How do you do that in a firework? I No, because
Christopher Hooper: corpse? Wasn't that why you decided at
Ellis Taylor: No.
Luke Neverisky: What is
Justin Hale: It
Ali Leonard: it was the diamond.
Christopher Hooper: the end? I'm pretty sure it was.
Tyram: No,
Justin Hale: was It
Ali Leonard: So,
Christopher Hooper: I'm pretty sure that's the last thing
Tyram: it
Luke Neverisky: it?
Ali Leonard: I don't remember us going to the club. I don't remember
Christopher Hooper: you All
Tyram: wasn't.
Luke Neverisky: I don't
Ali Leonard: finalizing
Luke Neverisky: know.
Justin Hale: was
Ali Leonard: that. I was going to do like a Brew family crest inside of that
Christopher Hooper: right. Let me know. Let me know. What does it
Ali Leonard: diamond. I was gonna do the
Tyram: Ally on the spot. What is it?
Ali Leonard: Brew family crest, which is a mug of brown and the tail of a pig and a 7-Eleven sign and
Christopher Hooper: show?
Tyram: All the things that matter to brew. I love how you have like a picture of a fireworks in your
Justin Hale: Yeah, of
Ali Leonard: fireworks. Yeah, like like fireworks and it's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: course. We heard you like
Ali Leonard: like a little going off. No
Justin Hale: fireworks.
Ali Leonard: dog inside of Bru's diamond to keep
Tyram: fireworks. There's some fireworks and some
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: his
Christopher Hooper: All right, perfect.
Tyram: fireworks. humoring
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's great. Um, so you
Tyram: brick.
Christopher Hooper: all watch up as this huge fireworks display and as that was happening, it leaves you a bit distracted as the
Justin Hale: thanks.
Ali Leonard: little You are going to kill
Christopher Hooper: earth under you begins to crack and you fall into
Ali Leonard: us.
Christopher Hooper: a fissure. The lab uh breaks free of the city and begins to descend um
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: down um brew you with it.
Ellis Taylor: Bro, are we in there
Ali Leonard: No,
Christopher Hooper: Uh, and
Tyram: It's okay. He's the only one here who can't
Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay then.
Ali Leonard: bro.
Christopher Hooper: Vanessa Vanessa looks up and is like, "I don't get it. This
Ellis Taylor: too?
Christopher Hooper: isn't offensive at all." Um, Brew, fortunately, uh, as I mentioned, you all have your parachutes
Tyram: die.
Christopher Hooper: on. Um, you're able to jump
Justin Hale: Just
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Christopher Hooper: off, shoot that parachute as your explosives labs fall to the earth below you in a massive crash as you see your goblin city slowly walking
Ali Leonard: And it is offensive because it just means our family is the
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: best branch of the family. So like figure it out,
Ellis Taylor: Hey, no. We just put our soul to
Luke Neverisky: Have it
Justin Hale: suck it, Vanessa. I
Christopher Hooper: away.
Ali Leonard: Vanessa.
Christopher Hooper: She splits into a thousand wraiths and
Justin Hale: mean, s***. No
Ali Leonard: The entire city is just
Christopher Hooper: kills everyone in the
Ali Leonard: Vanessa. I couldn't
Tyram: We just like spiritually reconciled with her purely out of
Justin Hale: s***.
Ali Leonard: No,
Ellis Taylor: rest.
Christopher Hooper: city. All right, and that's it. Good
Tyram: spite.
Ellis Taylor: But the turtle's
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: job everybody. You
Justin Hale: So, flash flash forward.
Ali Leonard: bro. He's walking
Christopher Hooper: won.
Justin Hale: Uh Brew is digging around in the bank of Bugatti and uh he pulls out a jar. It's the jar of Godwax and he's like, "Oh,
Ali Leonard: away. Oh, yeah. I have a
Tyram: I was thinking about that.
Ellis Taylor: broken.
Justin Hale: yeah.
Ali Leonard: whole family that they left. Well, now we can have Bru's family
Christopher Hooper: Reminds me of
Tyram: Yeah, it's been a year and we're all like
Ali Leonard: reunion. They're all probably
Tyram: elder goblins, so we're probably all dead
Justin Hale: Drew Drew is the only one that
Ali Leonard: dead. I'm glad we didn't make a
Christopher Hooper: Dora. Yeah, who knows?
Tyram: of old
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ali Leonard: grandma
Justin Hale: lives. We uh we go back to Drew and he's like he's totally cleaned
Tyram: age.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: up. He's straight edge completely.
Ali Leonard: movie.
Christopher Hooper: He's a
Tyram: Yeah, he's like a he's like a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Justin Hale: Like this is living a normal ass life.
Christopher Hooper: banker.
Tyram: youth guidance counselor now.
Ellis Taylor: Yes.
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Yeah, he learned some valuable sitting on chairs backwards techniques that helps him rap with the youth
Luke Neverisky: That's the epilogue is he's start he's sitting down with a with a recovery group and he every session he always enters the room spins the chair on puts the hat back and starts this
Tyram: now.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: group. Yep.
Ali Leonard: and what changed him is losing his
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: If Belch is still alive, he just bold all the
Christopher Hooper: heat.
Tyram: time. Don't get distracted by any of these f****** like stupid
Ali Leonard: brother. Well, now that Grit's been or
Tyram: scavenger hunts ever
Ali Leonard: Taskmaster, whatever has been, you know, badmouththed, maybe you own the bowling alley
Tyram: again. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: Very cool.
Tyram: maybe that'd be a fun epilogue for Belch is that he's the he's the proprietor
Ali Leonard: now. Well, we have to have a brew family reunion. Oops. All
Tyram: of the bowling alley. I
Justin Hale: Hell
Ali Leonard: bruise.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Justin Hale: yeah. I have to I have to introduce my uh my
Ellis Taylor: Oh god, that would
Justin Hale: new family to my old family.
Ali Leonard: Oh. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: bruise.
Ali Leonard: God. That'd be so mean,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Mirror
Ali Leonard: bro. I was
Christopher Hooper: image.
Tyram: know. I like that because like I don't think Silus and Belch would get along
Ellis Taylor: be Yeah.
Justin Hale: That would be
Tyram: at all.
Ali Leonard: like
Tyram: Although apparently uh Poopy and Olivia can rap over uh
Ellis Taylor: We have so much
Tyram: like serial killer podcast or
Ellis Taylor: fun. I love it.
Justin Hale: fun.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I don't think Elizabeth would like the fireworks that EA
Luke Neverisky: Come,
Tyram: whatever.
Ali Leonard: makes.
Tyram: Oh, apparently that's um some third party uh source book publisher that's making a dungeon demon hun K-pop demon hunters inspired
Ellis Taylor: that sounds
Tyram: DND 5e source book calling it Idols of the
Ellis Taylor: fun.
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: neon
Luke Neverisky: Boom.
Christopher Hooper: actually lifted this adventure uh word for word
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: from the D and D beyond source material.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The
Tyram: dark with a 7-Eleven and things like
Ellis Taylor: the ear
Christopher Hooper: 7-Eleven, the cocaine, the nightclub, the
Tyram: that. Although no, no, the uh
Ellis Taylor: wax.
Tyram: the the 7-Eleven was completely improvised because that's where I said my job was,
Ali Leonard: and the cocaine when I said that he was on
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean it I You would think so, but that is in the
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: adventure. I thought you were reading it or
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: I I totally know I totally know what Auntie
Tyram: No,
Ellis Taylor: Poopy did. She opened a spa with god ear wax
Ali Leonard: cocaine. There you
Christopher Hooper: something.
Ellis Taylor: and is rejuvenating all of the goblins and doing
Ali Leonard: go. That's
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Ellis Taylor: life extensions. That's why we're all alive because we're getting
Ali Leonard: why we're all
Ellis Taylor: deep moisturizer and like life. Yeah. We're extending
Tyram: just Oh,
Ellis Taylor: our lives through healthcare through
Ali Leonard: alive. If you make me drink water, I'm
Tyram: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: care. Self-care. There we
Tyram: We're helping to uh to alleviate the heart attack
Ellis Taylor: go. She's
Christopher Hooper: man.
Tyram: epidemic that goes through
Ellis Taylor: creating a wellness craze. It's the
Ali Leonard: writing. We're all like, "What does
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: this mean? What do you mean I have to
Ellis Taylor: best. Well, no, honey. You do not have to wash. It's better if you don't wash. Your natural oils will balance out. It will be
Ali Leonard: wash the layers of of the wax
Christopher Hooper: You think
Ellis Taylor: great. Yes, the layers and the layer. You do have to wash out the layers
Ali Leonard: is what I'm
Tyram: society.
Ellis Taylor: of the wax. Otherwise, it gets a little sticky and stuff,
Ali Leonard: saying. It does crack a little which I do like
Ellis Taylor: but I do enjoy the peel. The peel
Ali Leonard: cuz then you can peel it off.
Christopher Hooper: that's
Ellis Taylor: is the best part.
Ali Leonard: It's a great prank to like do it over someone's brown and then they have like wax in their brown and it's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, it's
Ali Leonard: funny cuz it looks like dandruff which I do have. So, I
Ellis Taylor: actually kind of nice because you get to crack it like a cran. Oh, wow. I can't say creme
Ali Leonard: guess I could do
Ellis Taylor: brulee with that
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: That's
Ellis Taylor: accent. Creme
Christopher Hooper: stopped. That's stopped.
Tyram: Oh man, that was a lot of
Ellis Taylor: brulee.
Luke Neverisky: Hey, good stuff. Thanks,
Justin Hale: Grand. That was
Ali Leonard: Brulee.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I hope everyone had
Luke Neverisky: sir.
Justin Hale: fun.
Christopher Hooper: fun. Yeah, seemed like it. And
Justin Hale: We did a thing.
Christopher Hooper: uh we we got the thing
Tyram: fun.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. We exploded a turtle
Justin Hale: We did a whole
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. We did it.
Tyram: We I we
Justin Hale: thing.
Tyram: must have spent at least twothirds of the time in the 7-Eleven,
Ellis Taylor: maybe. Oh
Justin Hale: Yeah, absolutely. That's
Christopher Hooper: done. It was the best
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: usually what you do in a
Christopher Hooper: part.
Tyram: though. Things really went downhill once Martha got on the
Ellis Taylor: well, as it goes. R for the
Justin Hale: 7-Eleven.
Christopher Hooper: Some call it a
Ellis Taylor: course.
Ali Leonard: Sorry. We'll bring you back to the
Tyram: call.
Ellis Taylor: Sweet. I can't
Ali Leonard: 7-Eleven the reunion.
Tyram: Well, we don't want to force
Ali Leonard: Well, I mean, well, if we get there, maybe
Tyram: it, right?
Ali Leonard: we'll go to
Christopher Hooper: coincidence.
Tyram: Like the 710 object is
Ellis Taylor: wait. What about the
Justin Hale: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: 710. I mean, but it is it is
Tyram: economically
Ali Leonard: canonically closer to my
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: worse.
Ellis Taylor: 67?
Justin Hale: the Yeah, the
Ali Leonard: house. The 712 is closer to my
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Justin Hale: 712. Yes. Yes. And that's the better
Ali Leonard: house. You're right.
Justin Hale: one.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, the 710 is worse, but the 712
Justin Hale: Yeah, Doug
Ali Leonard: is meant by Doug, Bug's
Christopher Hooper: 712.
Justin Hale: sucks.
Ali Leonard: brother. Since I'm banned from the 7-Eleven, I guess I can't go there
Tyram: I mean, we reconciled with
Ali Leonard: anyway. I don't know. She'd
Tyram: uh with Vanessa, so like, yeah, maybe Bug's cool
Ellis Taylor: She Yeah. And she's dead. She likes
Ali Leonard: have to tell him.
Christopher Hooper: Right. She's
Ellis Taylor: us now, but she's
Justin Hale: Right.
Ali Leonard: Maybe I'll send Maybe we'll do a memorial for Vanessa. Probably not. I mean, that
Christopher Hooper: dead.
Ali Leonard: feels like a lot of work, but maybe. I bet if it's a rave, Drew will
Tyram: Oh, did Drew
Ellis Taylor: dead.
Ali Leonard: come. That's a
Christopher Hooper: welcome. Yeah,
Tyram: survive the comedown after all that? Oh, wait. No, we
Luke Neverisky: Maybe that's
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: there's a lot of
Tyram: established that he got clean and uh is a youth pastor
Luke Neverisky: right. So the row
Tyram: now or so something like that. Something where he has plenty of opportunities to chair turn chairs around backwards
Luke Neverisky: That's right.
Tyram: and give guidance to troubled teens. So like you know
Ali Leonard: So
Christopher Hooper: ants.
Tyram: like seveny
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think
Tyram: olds. So yeah, I guess we're off for the next couple weeks, right?
Ali Leonard: everyone
Christopher Hooper: so. Um,
Tyram: be ready to go back to the campaign after
Christopher Hooper: Adam, yeah, I think so.
Tyram: that
Christopher Hooper: Time flies when you're having fun. Let's see. We'll cancel the
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: 26.
Tyram: or day after Christmas.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I mean, I'm free, but
Tyram: Yeah. I mean, I
Christopher Hooper: Um I
Tyram: didn't want to say anything, but I'd be fine playing.
Christopher Hooper: will I won't make the second January 2nd. Um so if anyone wants to run a session um you can um but I won't be there. Up to
Tyram: Yeah. Well, we still need origin stories
Justin Hale: Hey,
Tyram: from uh Ma, Liliana, and um Olivia. Although I genuinely cannot imagine what Olivia's
Ellis Taylor: I think
Ali Leonard: I think it just feel like a young murder
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: origin story would be, which is like
Ellis Taylor: a young I think like maybe like her first murder mystery as a detective. Her first case,
Ali Leonard: mystery. her first
Tyram: Newly hired detective Olivia
Ellis Taylor: guys.
Justin Hale: Does young Olivia sound younger
Ali Leonard: case. And
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Cooper.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that is a great
Justin Hale: than old
Ellis Taylor: question. We'll have to workshop what her voice
Justin Hale: Olivia? Yeah, she got old lady voice right
Ellis Taylor: is.
Ali Leonard: it's is her first big case when
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: our old heroes were still
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: probably.
Ali Leonard: alive.
Tyram: Of all the characters in the party, I feel like there's the least amount of intrigue in
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: Dude, that
Ali Leonard: Unless we find out
Tyram: Olivia's past. It seems like she's a pretty open
Ellis Taylor: Totally.
Justin Hale: would be that would be so cool if in her backstory
Ali Leonard: something in this
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: book. Unless
Justin Hale: she did like a mission with our old characters
Ali Leonard: backstory.
Justin Hale: and like brought it up because it just like wasn't a big deal to
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. Also, that would be
Justin Hale: her.
Tyram: We do all know each other. Like everyone except for Ma and Liliana knows Olivia from before the campaign. So yeah, we could just have like you arresting Silus and Brew for something stupid if we
Ellis Taylor: amazing. I thought I thought he
Ali Leonard: Oh, did you mean like Caspian
Tyram: wanted it to
Ellis Taylor: meant like Caspian and Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah, I remember our last camp. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: be. Oh, my
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Like a huge like like an epic
Tyram: mistake. Oh, Christ. You're totally right. Yeah, like Olivia would have been
Justin Hale: adventure with our old Yeah. She had
Tyram: a young dwarf when like all the last campaign stuff was going
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I
Justin Hale: like one like epic adventure with our old characters and just never brought
Ali Leonard: and
Tyram: on.
Ellis Taylor: got called
Justin Hale: it up because it was like it was so long ago. It
Ali Leonard: That's why she had so many Caspian
Ellis Taylor: to I got called to Grayport and for to to
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Ali Leonard: books.
Ellis Taylor: help on a case and you guys were there.
Justin Hale: wasn't Yeah, the pain
Tyram: Speaking
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. What the
Justin Hale: is is just like retelling this story and we're all just
Tyram: of Greyport, I am looking forward to when we go there in like the present
Ellis Taylor: f***?
Justin Hale: like
Tyram: day. And I'm assuming we have like a like Scott Pilgrim versus League of Evil X's arc where we go after all of the different
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: racists.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I've already
Tyram: Doer, you got to practice your Denland
Christopher Hooper: forgot what he sounds
Tyram: voice. He sounds like Bullwinkle but
Christopher Hooper: like. Oh god. Um, I have a session
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: for Olivia Cooper about reports of
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Christopher Hooper: undead coming from a nursing home in the in the hills surrounding Iron
Tyram: evil.
Christopher Hooper: Forge. Um, which we could do and I think would be fun. But um, and Luke, up to you whether you want to run um,
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Liliana's backstory or not. But yeah, um happy to do either of those before we jump back in or we could just jump back in. Um if you want I can put up a poll for uh next couple sessions and we can go from
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: Well, it just occurred to me that like Justin has effectively weasled
Justin Hale: Darn.
Tyram: his way out of DMing
Justin Hale: Sorry. I'm also not going to be here the next two weeks. So, if y'all do anything on those two
Ali Leonard: Hi
Christopher Hooper: there.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'm going to be out the next two, too,
Justin Hale: weeks,
Ali Leonard: baby.
Tyram: anything.
Ellis Taylor: I
Justin Hale: sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. All right. Well, uh, see y'all in a couple weeks
Ellis Taylor: think. Okay. Yeah. See you in the new
Justin Hale: Yeah. Happy
Ali Leonard: baby. Merry Christmas. Happy
Christopher Hooper: then. Merry Christmas and a happy new
Tyram: Yeah. Merry Christmas
Ellis Taylor: year. Well, I'll see
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Justin Hale: holidays. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: holidays. Bye.
Ellis Taylor: two of you. Bye.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Wait.
Justin Hale: Weird.
Christopher Hooper: year. Yeah, see you in a little bit.
Tyram: everyone. See you.