2026-02-06
Justin Hale: What are you on right now?
Christopher Hooper: Sun.
Justin Hale: Is this Suna? You're on mute,
Christopher Hooper: I'm hoping this is a royaltyfree music site
Justin Hale: sir.
Christopher Hooper: or that is how I got
Justin Hale: Gotcha. Hey, you Android
Christopher Hooper: here. Hey, wait.
Justin Hale: nerds.
Christopher Hooper: You've got a book. You've got a flip
Justin Hale: It
Christopher Hooper: phone. Nice. How do you like
Justin Hale: did. I love it. Actually, I
Christopher Hooper: it?
Justin Hale: like it a lot. My uh my iPhone broke and rather than buying a new iPhone, I bought a a Foldy
Tyram: Fancymancy.
Justin Hale: Boy. I'll probably go back to iPhone when the iPhone Fold comes out, but uh I'm really digging the uh the Android phone
Christopher Hooper: been really considering doing a
Justin Hale: right
Christopher Hooper: um doing a fold.
Justin Hale: now, man. It's awesome.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: I can read comic books at a good s Oh my
Tyram: Well, we
Christopher Hooper: yes, exactly. Reading is the big
Justin Hale: god. Okay. Stupid filters. Where is the background thing? No. No one. No at all. There we go. Okay. Like mangas look amazing on here. like borderline full
Tyram: can't that I didn't see what that was. What was
Christopher Hooper: one.
Justin Hale: size. Do what? Oh, that time I got reincarnated of the slime. Um, books are like legit books on here. Like fullon whole ass pages. That's amazing. And then the processor in this thing is stupid quick because I can do really dumb stuff
Tyram: it?
Justin Hale: like this. Hold
Tyram: Well, while you're doing that, there is something I wanted to ask the two of you. Oh, cool. Like a DS
Justin Hale: on. 3DS emulation and it's like perfect. It hardly stutters
Tyram: emulator.
Justin Hale: at all. It's it I'm I'm blown away
Tyram: Well, well
Justin Hale: because 3DS is like notoriously hard to emulate.
Tyram: done. Oh, but um so next week we're scheduled to do the uh uh dagger heart uh opener. Um but you we're currently scheduled for Valentine's Day. Is that going to be okay with you guys who have uh you know significant
Justin Hale: Uh um it's fine
Tyram: others?
Justin Hale: with me slash us because me and Christina hardly ever uh celebr celebrate Valentine's Day because our anniversary is the following week. Uh so it
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: doesn't matter to
Tyram: Okay. Just wanted to make sure
Justin Hale: us. Um, what other mangas am I reading? I'm reading Slime, My Hero Academia, um, Quality Assurance in Another World, and The Great Cleric. I've been reading some uh Korean mangas, too. I've been way behind on those, like the beginning after the
Tyram: Okay. I'm
Justin Hale: end. Can't remember what the other one I was reading
Tyram: mostly just a basic b**** when it comes to manga. I just mostly read things like
Justin Hale: was
Tyram: One
Justin Hale: though. Oh, yeah. Well, I burned through Dragon Ball Super like a like a generic manga person and they stopped making it. before he died. They stopped making it before he
Tyram: Piece.
Luke Neverisky: We're
Justin Hale: died. Uh, Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragon Ball Z or Dragon Ball in
Luke Neverisky: good.
Justin Hale: general, he died oh gosh, three years ago
Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay. Is that
Justin Hale: now. Right. When did he die? Let's see. Yeah. 2020. Oh, 2024. Okay. March of
Luke Neverisky: recent? Well,
Ellis Taylor: What's happening
Tyram: is finding us some hopefully royalty-free
Luke Neverisky: Jedi,
Justin Hale: 2024.
Tyram: music. Oh, but uh Luke and Martha, how are your guys' weeks?
Luke Neverisky: baby.
Ellis Taylor: here?
Tyram: Got
Justin Hale: Mine has not been
Luke Neverisky: Same must be nice.
Ellis Taylor: Busy.
Justin Hale: busy. Well, uh, I showed up to work Monday morning to, uh, my
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Ellis Taylor: screaming. Oh
Justin Hale: manager's account being deactivated and I was like,
Luke Neverisky: no. Does it turn
Justin Hale: "Oh, that's weird. What happened?" And then I was talking to co-workers and they were like,
Luke Neverisky: in?
Justin Hale: "I don't know. I don't I don't see him anywhere. I don't see him in like the directory or
Tyram: him.
Justin Hale: anything." And uh, then we were were talking to some other groups
Ellis Taylor: no.
Justin Hale: and their managers got terminated and we were like, "Uh, what's going on?" So turns out Assurian cut 15%
Luke Neverisky: That's
Justin Hale: more of their uh of their workforce
Luke Neverisky: huge. 15%. God damn. At
Justin Hale: restructuring.
Luke Neverisky: least it wasn't you again, you
Justin Hale: Yep. Well, right. It was a what, a year ago that um I got laid off during a 25% cut of the company. I got hired back a week later, but still
Luke Neverisky: know?
Justin Hale: like they cut 25% of the company. So we're up to what 40%
Luke Neverisky: That's
Justin Hale: from
Luke Neverisky: massive. Is the Aurian product is what?
Justin Hale: them.
Luke Neverisky: Uh insurance for electronic stuff. Is that right?
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. They're having a bit of an identity crisis at the moment
Ellis Taylor: Everything.
Justin Hale: because they're they're trying to branch out, you know, as
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: I want
Justin Hale: public corporate companies do. They have to continue their bottom line. So guess they are still the backbone for most of the big uh uh cell phone carriers. But now if you buy something on like
Ellis Taylor: you to get rid
Justin Hale: Amazon, you'll sometimes get a popup saying like do you want to get insurance by a shurion? And then what else are they offered on? Like it's the most random things that you can get covered. Oh, if you get like um like that home insurance like inhome insurance stuff. So like when you buy like a
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah.
Justin Hale: washer and dryer or a fridge or any like hey we'll sell you this insurance that takes care of all of the appliances in your house. That's
Luke Neverisky: Is that a recent
Ellis Taylor: Shin strongest.
Justin Hale: usually through a sharing now too. Uh it's been a few years. It's been like three years now that they've been doing that. But keep pivoting to those things. Uh I think because they're a little scared of of not um padded by the the mobile
Luke Neverisky: change? Yeah. I
Ellis Taylor: But I'm
[00:10:00]
Justin Hale: insurance business. They lost Sprint when that
Ellis Taylor: so
Justin Hale: merger with T-Mobile happened and then T-Mobile didn't renew the contract. They don't have
Ellis Taylor: She's angry.
Justin Hale: T-Mobile business at all. So, all they have is like Verizon and
Luke Neverisky: mean, right.
Justin Hale: AT&T and any of their like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Okay. Huh. I mean, I understand the diversification, not wanting to have a single cash cow of whatever,
Justin Hale: subsidies.
Luke Neverisky: but Huh.
Justin Hale: Sure. I mean, so Sherian's been around
Ellis Taylor: I'm sure everything will be
Justin Hale: since the the early 2000s, I think. They kind of been
Luke Neverisky: right when
Justin Hale: resting on their laurels for the past what, 20
Luke Neverisky: cell phones were really just taking off. I'm guessing that was
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Justin Hale: years. Yeah. Uh this is all they've been doing
Christopher Hooper: question.
Justin Hale: until I mean basically when I started back in 2020. So
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: I wonder how much
Ellis Taylor: Another
Justin Hale: like
Christopher Hooper: like uh like iPhone build quality has like really messed up
Ellis Taylor: life. We're seeing
Christopher Hooper: uh Aurian's like uh like money
Ellis Taylor: you.
Christopher Hooper: plan
Justin Hale: they
Christopher Hooper: cuz I feel like phones used to break like so so easily and now like they're like really hardy Like you really got to like drop it on like at the right angle on like concrete or
Luke Neverisky: We like to thank our sponsor
Christopher Hooper: something like
Justin Hale: Right.
Luke Neverisky: Apple. They're really wellbuilt
Christopher Hooper: that. And Gorilla
Luke Neverisky: phones.
Justin Hale: The biggest swing there though is that
Luke Neverisky: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Glass.
Justin Hale: um phones cost way more now and they cost way more
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, he's
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, that's
Justin Hale: to people people are getting
Christopher Hooper: true.
Justin Hale: insurance because they pretty much can't afford it if their phone breaks. You know, before it was like meh, you know, kind of half and half, but like I broke my iPhone and uh it um it
Luke Neverisky: sure. Wow, that's might as well
Justin Hale: cost me $300 to fix
Luke Neverisky: buy a new phone at that point.
Justin Hale: it. I mean, it's a
Tyram: I have to
Luke Neverisky: I take it
Christopher Hooper: Did
Justin Hale: $1,200 phone, so
Tyram: say, yeah, that is much more affordable than getting a new phone, which I
Christopher Hooper: you just
Justin Hale: do
Tyram: guess uh kind of goes with Justin's point there.
Luke Neverisky: back. Yeah, you can
Christopher Hooper: Did you just
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: repair it with like DS
Tyram: But
Justin Hale: still I took it to a local repair shop to do that work on
Luke Neverisky: tell.
Justin Hale: it though because like my uh
Christopher Hooper: parts?
Justin Hale: eventual like trade in or or private selling of that phone will still be more than what it
Christopher Hooper: Are
Justin Hale: costs to repair it. But I wasn't going to go buy a new iPhone. Like if the iPhone F was coming out, I wouldn't have fixed my my current phone. Like if the iPhone F was already out, I would have just bought that instead. But rather than do all that, I'm going to fix this
Christopher Hooper: you
Justin Hale: iPhone and then use that as trade in towards the iPhone F when that comes out
Luke Neverisky: Interesting. Yeah, the phone you sent me a picture of last night. f******
Justin Hale: if Yeah, dude. I love
Tyram: I don't see Oh, all did. I was about to ask
Luke Neverisky: huge.
Justin Hale: this thing. It's great.
Tyram: if Ally ever responded, but never mind. Here's
Christopher Hooper: She's
Tyram: Ally. That's even better than Ally
Christopher Hooper: here. Here she
Tyram: responding. No, he's
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: is. Yeah. And Zach's not here tonight. So, this is the whole game.
Justin Hale: Luke, here's your comparison to
Tyram: not.
Luke Neverisky: right. Oh, okay. That's okay. It It was bigger in the photo
Christopher Hooper: Come
Justin Hale: scale.
Luke Neverisky: maybe.
Justin Hale: big for a phone standards, but yeah, it's
Tyram: Oh, but Justin, have you mastered igloo making
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh
Justin Hale: crazy. Oh, we just got uh we just
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Justin Hale: got two more inches of snow
Tyram: yet?
Luke Neverisky: yeah. Do you miss living in Tennessee
Christopher Hooper: quick.
Ellis Taylor: jeez. I got that.
Justin Hale: today. I mean, not recently. No, I can all but guarantee that my old house did not have power like the minute everyone was losing power and they were probably the last ones to get power
Luke Neverisky: yet? That's good. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Justin Hale: too. We used power in our at our turfway house when the wind
Christopher Hooper: Apparently
Justin Hale: blew. Hold on. Theoa wants to come say
Tyram: Hey Ally, how's your week? Oh, sorry. I didn't
Justin Hale: hi.
Tyram: mean to get you midvite. My bad.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ali Leonard: It's been
Tyram: Hell
Christopher Hooper: goodness.
Ellis Taylor: Nice.
Ali Leonard: good. I approached a
Ellis Taylor: Nice. Okay.
Ali Leonard: bag. Yeah, let me get it.
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Justin Hale: See him on my computer.
Tyram: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: See
Justin Hale: Say hi. They can hear
Christopher Hooper: Hi. You see my baby?
Tyram: There we
Christopher Hooper: Hello.
Justin Hale: you. I don't
Ali Leonard: I made this
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Ali Leonard: small and then I made this
Ellis Taylor: Nice. Cool. That looks like nice grocery
Justin Hale: know. What's his
Ali Leonard: big
Tyram: go. Are you asking about Francis to
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Ellis Taylor: bags.
Ali Leonard: one. Yeah, they're like market bags. So that's like
Tyram: you?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: name? Oh, the baby. That's Francis. Oh, hi
Ali Leonard: meth. Today we were outside
Christopher Hooper: Hi.
Ellis Taylor: Here's another kiddo.
Justin Hale: Francis. Where is inside of the
Ali Leonard: and you
Christopher Hooper: Hi.
Ellis Taylor: Sorry, Ted. I
Justin Hale: baby? Is that a carrier? A carrier that you can carry you in one of those. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: know.
Ali Leonard: know I have a carrier like that for my catf
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Really? That's
Ali Leonard: Well, it's a sweater. It's like a sweater
Tyram: I've seen those things. That looks pretty
Ali Leonard: with a hole that you put your cat
Justin Hale: nice. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: cute.
Justin Hale: Is that turn around
Ali Leonard: in.
Tyram: new. I've been having to give
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Justin Hale: over?
Ali Leonard: Last year here
Tyram: my cat ear medicine all this last week and it's mostly healed up now, which I got my forearm really bad. One of the first
Ellis Taylor: A
Tyram: Uh, nothing. They just when I took her to the vet a few weeks ago,
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Ellis Taylor: what
Justin Hale: I must ask
Tyram: they said she had like some gunk in her ears, so like just gave me some told me to start giving her some ear medicine. So, you
Christopher Hooper: And I'm gonna
Tyram: know, I don't make the rules. I just do what I'm
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: say good night to you. And Thea, Justin's daughter, wanted to say
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: good night to you, too. And
Tyram: told.
Christopher Hooper: Theo or Teddy. No, I said Theo.
Justin Hale: Who's that? Astrid. Is she a girl or a baby? A girl. Say
Christopher Hooper: Sorry, she can't Sorry, she
Justin Hale: hi, Astred. Hi, Aspen.
Christopher Hooper: hear you can't hear you
Justin Hale: Oh, can I please talk? She can't hear you yet. Hold
Christopher Hooper: yet.
Justin Hale: on. Say hi, Astra.
Tyram: Thanks.
Christopher Hooper: yet. Good Stop.
Justin Hale: Hi, All right. Now, y'all play D and
Tyram: Good
Christopher Hooper: night.
Justin Hale: D. Say goodbye. Good night. This still morning time or not? No, it's night
Christopher Hooper: Nightium.
Justin Hale: time. Does she has baby astronaut like me? I know. Quit
Tyram: night.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: picking your nose.
Christopher Hooper: Kiss.
Justin Hale: Mommy, you learned the word penis
Tyram: That's
Luke Neverisky: Oh, what are
Ellis Taylor: Excellent
Justin Hale: this week. That's been a fun one to
Ellis Taylor: one. We use like anatomically correct words with Are we
Justin Hale: explain. And
Tyram: quite we've been recording this
Luke Neverisky: you?
Ellis Taylor: recording yet? I won't tell the story if we're
Tyram: whole
Ellis Taylor: recording. All right. And I'm not telling this story for poor Ted's future
Ali Leonard: World Series. Back with the
Tyram: town.
Ellis Taylor: sake, but he knows the word penis as well and talks about it quite
Justin Hale: then uh Christina was watching a legal video
Luke Neverisky: Interesting.
Justin Hale: earlier and they said subpoena
Ali Leonard: sportsman
Justin Hale: and
Ali Leonard: down. And now she gets the American Girl book, Your Body
Ellis Taylor: often. Yes.
Ali Leonard: and You. I'm sure I still have my copy of Mom and Dad's House. I'll send it to
Justin Hale: I
Ellis Taylor: Everyone's
Justin Hale: uh made the mistake of uh
Ali Leonard: you.
Justin Hale: saying, "You guys got to stop crawling over me. You're hitting me in the junk. how she asks what
Ellis Taylor: favorite
Justin Hale: everyone's junk
Ali Leonard: Sure. I mean, everybody's got a different
Justin Hale: is and that that's kind of what sparked all of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: this.
Ali Leonard: joke. At least she's respectful about
Tyram: Could be worse.
Justin Hale: Yeah, very
Ali Leonard: it. There are things you want to
Ellis Taylor: these
Justin Hale: true.
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Christopher Hooper: Um, how's everyone doing? Everyone
Tyram: Heck
Luke Neverisky: I think we're
Ellis Taylor: guys.
Justin Hale: Born
Christopher Hooper: ready?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: ready. Yep. South the womb.
Christopher Hooper: You were born
Tyram: yeah. We've got some dragons to
Justin Hale: Ready to go.
Christopher Hooper: ready.
Tyram: contend with, it
Luke Neverisky: ready.
Christopher Hooper: Wow.
Ali Leonard: do.
Tyram: seems.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that sounds
Justin Hale: Where are
Ali Leonard: Like he didn't invent
Justin Hale: you? That's entirely up to you,
Tyram: Sounds like a real harrowing encounter, if I do say so
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Baby
Justin Hale: sir.
Christopher Hooper: dangerous. What's that?
Ellis Taylor: is the winner.
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: So, um, last we left
Tyram: myself.
Christopher Hooper: off, um, we had
Ali Leonard: dream of a reality.
Christopher Hooper: a little conversation with Bafael on the ship,
Ali Leonard: One of our ice trucks.
Christopher Hooper: uh, where he really he really he really put y'all through the ringer, if I have to say so myself, questioning your ethics and, you know, what you're really doing,
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Christopher Hooper: you know. Um,
Ellis Taylor: no, we couldn't
Christopher Hooper: and you know, I think I think it was a healing uh
Ellis Taylor: possibly
Christopher Hooper: experience where everyone reflected on their on their beliefs and what they're actually trying to do. Um, and importantly, there was an arm wrestling uh competition that served as an immaculate distraction for a sensor relay. um sabotage and not only sabotage but uh what pirating or what would you call when you like hijacking of the sensor uh signal
Ali Leonard: We hacked the main frame and that's really all you need to
Tyram: They did the
Ellis Taylor: Yep. Beep. Boop.
Justin Hale: We
Christopher Hooper: you hack the main frame. Exactly. Yeah. Boop
Ali Leonard: know.
Tyram: clackity clack, you know, on the computer pieces and just, you
Ellis Taylor: Boop.
Christopher Hooper: boop as a racist does and
Tyram: know, she's not just a racist. She's an
Christopher Hooper: uh bada bing bada boom
Tyram: artificer and a paladin, which is not relevant, but she is an artificer.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: done. I think I mean she's a paladin to her engineering beliefs,
Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, it's like on
Christopher Hooper: right?
Ali Leonard: minor and and then it's all
Christopher Hooper: If my understanding is correctly, your paladin nature is your extreme devotion towards engineering.
Ali Leonard: connected. Got to go fast. Yeah.
Tyram: Oh, kinderg being Sonic the
Ali Leonard: His name is
Tyram: Hedgehog. Only the
Luke Neverisky: Don't need a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. His name is Tony and he's a real god.
Ali Leonard: Tony. And he's he's definitely a real god and not just a
Tyram: Hedgehog.
Luke Neverisky: headshot.
Ellis Taylor: Sounds like a
Justin Hale: sounds like a cult. If
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: It's definitely
Ellis Taylor: cult.
Justin Hale: you if you have to preface that it's not a cult, it's usually a
Ali Leonard: cult. You guys said it
Tyram: I mean, if
Justin Hale: cult.
Ali Leonard: wasn't a cult and it was fine. So that's what I'm going on the belief
Tyram: we can't believe people who might be in a cult, who is there to believe in? You
Christopher Hooper: Y'all
Ali Leonard: of.
Christopher Hooper: think Y'all think everyone who's religious is
Tyram: know, I don't think um I don't think Olivia's cultish.
Christopher Hooper: cultish? Beldorans, the
Ali Leonard: vector in the
Tyram: She's like the most laxidasical paladin I've ever seen about Fis.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, she's like I mean we had that
Christopher Hooper: Tonius. Yeah, she is barely religious.
Ali Leonard: orange this
Ellis Taylor: conversation in the beginning toer. I was like, she's going to be barely
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Paladin was a choice,
Ali Leonard: weekend driver
Tyram: Jesus
Ellis Taylor: religious.
Christopher Hooper: but you know, it's fine.
Ali Leonard: that's 60 58 years of
Ellis Taylor: She's culturally tier.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and
Ali Leonard: age
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. I feel like your devotion is towards justice.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah. And so by
Christopher Hooper: Um, which aligns with uh
Ali Leonard: couple. It's like when your
Tyram: Christ.
Ellis Taylor: proxy, that's how Keith
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: parents are Methodist and you're like, I guess I'll be
Ellis Taylor: calls himself culturally Jewish. Like going to go to temple.
Ali Leonard: Methodist.
Ellis Taylor: But he's Jewish.
Christopher Hooper: and channel devotion is kind of just like a you
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Tier
Christopher Hooper: know I guess I'm devoted.
Ellis Taylor: gets it. We've got it. We got to figure it
Christopher Hooper: Um I am an agent of tier but we don't need to do a bunch of ceremony around it.
Ali Leonard: Watch the
Tyram: Sorry.
Ellis Taylor: out. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, leave that to the clerics.
Ali Leonard: event today was fast.
Ellis Taylor: Exactly.
Christopher Hooper: Um, so yeah, that was great. Um, and then y'all landed at the crash site and um, Toeer the DM supplied a really cool uh, battle map from Chepoku of the
Ellis Taylor: Just
Christopher Hooper: uh, Luna the Fallen Moon. And that's one of my favorite battle maps I've ever found. And that's why I shoehorned it in
Luke Neverisky: Hell
Ellis Taylor: like
Christopher Hooper: to this plot.
Luke Neverisky: yeah. I love
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh, we did a ritual at
Luke Neverisky: that.
Christopher Hooper: the Crown of Luna, and I feel like we learned some
Justin Hale: Nothing. Not a
Christopher Hooper: things. Did we learn some things up there,
Tyram: like Luna's
Ellis Taylor: She's talking. We learned that much.
Christopher Hooper: too? Okay, there was some
Tyram: alive even though she's a skeleton. I guess that's something we learned.
Justin Hale: thing. Learning is for chumps.
Christopher Hooper: talking. Yeah, there's a little bit of a weak
Tyram: Um, so yeah,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: She's We're going to try to revivify
Christopher Hooper: presence there. Um,
Tyram: I feel like we should try to talk to Luna. It should be something on the uh something on the agenda
Ellis Taylor: her.
Tyram: today for sure. If f****** revivify works, then that all these f****** uh monks have really overstressed the amount of work that needed to be done
Christopher Hooper: and I
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: mean what uh what level monk gets
Tyram: Well, they don't. Then riff rify also specifically says you
Christopher Hooper: revivify?
Tyram: have to do it within like a minute of them dying. Uh but if we had like raise dead, which I don't think anyone
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is she dead though?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Isn't raised dead like raising as
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, she
Ellis Taylor: Is she dead
Christopher Hooper: a
Tyram: does. I don't know. We we can literally ask her. So yeah,
Luke Neverisky: can communicate, right?
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's true. What if she was just sitting on like one
Tyram: we can we can get to the bottom of this. Or rather, I should say Silus and Brew can
Christopher Hooper: hits hit point, you know, just
Tyram: get to the bottom of this since, you know, we got the world's greatest detectives on the site.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, thank
Justin Hale: What what is death really? You know, when it really
Christopher Hooper: needed
Ellis Taylor: though? Hey, bud.
Justin Hale: comes How do you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What is death to a god?
Luke Neverisky: God.
Justin Hale: quantify or qualify death in this scenario?
Christopher Hooper: Um, and speaking of uh interacting with godly beings to your own bodily detriment, um,
Ellis Taylor: better than
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: y'all did the rebinding spell on the orb.
Ellis Taylor: you've
Christopher Hooper: Um, and y'all rolled really well, like most of the time. um except for Luke or rather uh Toeer playing and rolling as as Luke as uh Liliana. Um and
Ellis Taylor: disgusting
Christopher Hooper: I think like you're what uh you're
Luke Neverisky: Oh, then I should detract that from
Christopher Hooper: missing some health points I
Luke Neverisky: my character sheet.
Christopher Hooper: believe. I think it's on your character
Ellis Taylor: demon.
Christopher Hooper: sheet. Are you missing health
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Yeah. 45 out of
Christopher Hooper: points? Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: 57.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And I think you were the only one that was damaged
Luke Neverisky: Awesome. You know, that's honestly I'm glad
Christopher Hooper: during the ritual, so appropriate.
Luke Neverisky: none of my friends got hurt.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and that should teach everyone who ever skips out on a lesson. I will
Luke Neverisky: So, never f****** leave
Christopher Hooper: kill you or hurt you while you're gone. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: us
Ellis Taylor: cold. Character is not safe while you're gone.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: I mean, I always assume that. That's why I try to never
Luke Neverisky: again.
Christopher Hooper: um yeah.
Tyram: miss.
Christopher Hooper: Um and so you completed the ritual and the last
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: thing you uh you heard were shouts from the
Justin Hale: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: ship as people said, "We got a live one." and you saw um uh ropes uh firing up into the air, catching hold of an adult blue dragon flying above you. Um and that's where we'll start. Um so I think if you want to do any communing, uh it will be under duress. Uh let's see. We're going to do we're not going to go into initiative order unless y'all want to. Um, but who would like to act
Ellis Taylor: I'm gonna immediately summon Bob
Christopher Hooper: first? All right, you're summoning Bob. We'll put we'll put you we'll put you up front here. So, you're summoning
Ellis Taylor: just
Christopher Hooper: Bob. Uh, what are you what are you doing? What do you think uh you're doing along
Ellis Taylor: I'm hopping on him and trying to
Christopher Hooper: with
Ellis Taylor: figure out how we can get up in the air to attack the
Tyram: Like how far the
Ellis Taylor: dragons.
Christopher Hooper: that? Yeah, good
Tyram: dragon's like up above the the surface of the ocean,
Christopher Hooper: question.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. How far up are they?
Christopher Hooper: Um, that's a
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: great question. So, they are high above
Tyram: right?
Christopher Hooper: you, but probably only they are flying like they're probably let's see. So, the ocean wall is
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: about 300 ft. So, they are skimming just above that. Um, so they're they're
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Christopher Hooper: flying very low because because you're you're kind of the the point of interest. Uh, which is why the grappler grappling hooks were able to to reach them. Um, actually, uh, you know, Olivia, go ahead and give me a perception
Luke Neverisky: Don't do
Ellis Taylor: Okay. It's so
Justin Hale: Do it. Do
Christopher Hooper: check.
Ellis Taylor: bad.
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: five. Um you
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: see a wall of water and
Ellis Taylor: Five
Christopher Hooper: um what you do notice is um what do you notice with
Ellis Taylor: Not
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Christopher Hooper: the five? You notice a little bit there's an anchor coming off the ship and that and you kind of see that and it's like that's
Ellis Taylor: much.
Christopher Hooper: the most straightforward way to get back up probably. Um it is within the water but like just like on the
Ellis Taylor: Do I have
Christopher Hooper: other side of that um wall of
Ellis Taylor: to like jump into the water to grab the anchor and go up? Is that what you're saying?
Christopher Hooper: water. Um you could do that.
Ellis Taylor: Or didn't we come down
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Didn't aren't Olivia and I
Ellis Taylor: ropes? We
Christopher Hooper: So, Oh,
Ali Leonard: wearing life vests or are we wearing
Christopher Hooper: that's right. You were the ones that made sure you're wearing life vest. That's
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ellis Taylor: are. Yes. We're
Christopher Hooper: right. Oh my gosh. Holy s***.
Ali Leonard: ropes? So, we can water and just
Ellis Taylor: safe. Is the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um,
Ali Leonard: we can just float up to the top.
Ellis Taylor: water going up or down? Is the water flowing
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah, that's right. The
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: water. The water is
Ellis Taylor: up? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: uh not not moving. I mean, it's moving in like an ocean does, but like it's not
Ellis Taylor: okay. It's not like flowing. It's just kind of stat. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: going up or down. It's
Ellis Taylor: fun. Yeah, we could just float
Christopher Hooper: just it's it's basically swirling um almost
Ali Leonard: Right.
Christopher Hooper: like a like a whirlpool without the
Luke Neverisky: Yes. Okay, I got
Christopher Hooper: center, if that makes sense.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Ellis Taylor: up. Hey, bud. You can't open grapes. You got to bite it. Okay. Sorry, I have to explain
Justin Hale: Not with that
Ellis Taylor: grapes. He asked me to open a grape. I'm
Justin Hale: attitude. You
Ali Leonard: Talk to a Michelin star chef about peeling
Ellis Taylor: like, probably because we normally have
Justin Hale: can't rip rip that grape
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, you just swallow them whole and then
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, this is the
Ellis Taylor: them. Yes, that's exactly how they
Christopher Hooper: choke on
Ali Leonard: grapes.
Justin Hale: open. Legitimately, Olly used to eat
Ellis Taylor: work.
Justin Hale: grapes like crazy as a kid and he cut a whole grape and we cut them
Christopher Hooper: them.
Luke Neverisky: way.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Yeah,
Justin Hale: quarters ever since because it freak us
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Ellis Taylor: 100%. Yeah, we still do,
Christopher Hooper: We still qu
Ali Leonard: Please
Ellis Taylor: too.
Christopher Hooper: grapes. Um, all right. That's awesome. You start You uh get into the water. You start floating. It takes a while.
Ellis Taylor: Do we like doggy paddle
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to jump to Well, I'm going
Ellis Taylor: our way
Christopher Hooper: to uh I feel like
Ali Leonard: don't
Ellis Taylor: up? Oh,
Justin Hale: out.
Christopher Hooper: the life preservers are like shooting you up very quickly.
Tyram: What
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Ali Leonard: But it's 300 ft. So it's like a minute.
Tyram: about
Justin Hale: So quickly you get the
Christopher Hooper: and
Tyram: Bob? Is 300 feet enough to get the
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: else.
Tyram: bins? Damn
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I don't think
Christopher Hooper: Um, yes, I believe
Tyram: it.
Luke Neverisky: so.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but we're not going through pressure difference.
Christopher Hooper: so.
Luke Neverisky: That's true. That's true.
Ellis Taylor: So, yeah. Yeah. Who has their scuba
Justin Hale: bends.
Christopher Hooper: Well, if you got if you got pressure, it would be at the very bottom, right? As soon as you crossed over, you'd immediately
Ellis Taylor: license? No,
Christopher Hooper: be
Ellis Taylor: because the compression. I don't know. Maybe
Justin Hale: No, because
Ellis Taylor: our because science guys. We'll get Mythbusters to test this. It'll be
Justin Hale: science
Christopher Hooper: like Well, you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: great.
Christopher Hooper: see, because of the magic, you don't get the bins.
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Justin Hale: things.
Christopher Hooper: Um because of magic,
Justin Hale: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: um so uh let's
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: see. Um, the
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Christopher Hooper: dragon looks at you um and lets
Justin Hale: Is that what he lets out? That's
Christopher Hooper: out Yeah. He lets out
Tyram: What a playful dragon.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, right.
Christopher Hooper: a I would like you all to make a
Ellis Taylor: All right, everybody. Don't forget your
Christopher Hooper: dexterity saving
Luke Neverisky: Why? Don't
Ellis Taylor: plus three. Don't do it.
Justin Hale: cool. Don't forget your plus three,
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Tyram: Yeah. All right. So, that plus
Luke Neverisky: forget
Ellis Taylor: I feel like I should have bored you more last time because half of you
Tyram: three, I'm up to a 13 on my next
Ellis Taylor: did. I'm rolling. I'm rolling my
Justin Hale: guys.
Ellis Taylor: fancy new dice. Heck yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right. The DC is
Tyram: save. Okay. All right.
Justin Hale: Oh,
Tyram: Uh
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'll burn a lot. Do that
Ellis Taylor: 22. Do you want it in the
Justin Hale: okay.
Christopher Hooper: 19. Oh. Uh
Justin Hale: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: the the water crew is fine. Y'all y'all have moved uh away from
Tyram: 24
Christopher Hooper: the area. Um
Ali Leonard: 14. That's
Luke Neverisky: again.
Christopher Hooper: uh it um it pays to act
Ali Leonard: lucky.
Luke Neverisky: Wait, where is Liliana in relation to
Ellis Taylor: chat?
Christopher Hooper: first. Uh go ahead. What did you say,
Luke Neverisky: everybody? Where does she leave
Christopher Hooper: Luke? Uh everyone else is at the head of this fallen angel and uh around the ritual site. Um so
Luke Neverisky: up? Made
Christopher Hooper: uh let's see what what are our DCs here? Oh, you all made it. Wow, great job.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Uh, so if you made it, you receive half damage. So you receive uh 30 lightning damage. I believe the
Tyram: Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: rogue the rogue do you receive none? Is that right on a
Tyram: I have a I evasion means I save for full instead of save for
Christopher Hooper: dexterity
Tyram: half. Just
Ellis Taylor: Wait, all of
Christopher Hooper: save? Okay, cool.
Tyram: me.
Ellis Taylor: us? No, no, no. All of us received damage. What was it?
Christopher Hooper: Nope. No.
Tyram: Oh. Um uh Elizabeth and Olivia should be
Christopher Hooper: Water crew
Tyram: fine
Ellis Taylor: 37. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: doesn't. Um, cool.
Luke Neverisky: 30.
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Christopher Hooper: Who's going
Justin Hale: I'm still trying to figure out the damage. So 15 unless I can negate
Luke Neverisky: Um, what was
Ellis Taylor: Come
Christopher Hooper: next? No. Uh, 30 was the half
Luke Neverisky: that? Yeah,
Justin Hale: it. 30 was the half. s***.
Christopher Hooper: already. Yeah, 30 was the half.
Tyram: apparently. Adult dragon breath weapons.
Luke Neverisky: thought I made that.
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Uh, I'm trying to orient myself here. So, do we have a picture or an image or just or I guess I can look at the Discord image. Let's
Christopher Hooper: looking
Luke Neverisky: just
Ellis Taylor: on.
Christopher Hooper: fine. Yes. I'll show you a picture because you didn't get to see it yesterday and it's really
Tyram: Well, none of us got to see it
Christopher Hooper: cool. That's true. Last
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: week. So y'all are
Tyram: yesterday.
Luke Neverisky: that's
Christopher Hooper: um at the top of the crown here and basically the
Luke Neverisky: okay. Ah, okay. Got
Christopher Hooper: border is walls of
Luke Neverisky: it.
Justin Hale: What kind of damage was
Luke Neverisky: Lightning.
Christopher Hooper: water
Justin Hale: that?
Luke Neverisky: So, and I've and so um Elizabeth and Olivia
Ellis Taylor: You can't talk about your
Justin Hale: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: have gone up the side of the wall, the water wall.
Christopher Hooper: lightning. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: parents. That's
Christopher Hooper: Uh um Luke, I will give you the option to give me a in character plus luck decision of whether you think Liliana would get would have gotten a life vest
Luke Neverisky: Oh, she absolutely would have because I mean she
Christopher Hooper: on.
Luke Neverisky: grew up sheltered and uh um you know
Ellis Taylor: one.
Luke Neverisky: she's not a risk taker and decision
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that was my feeling
Luke Neverisky: her decision to do the wall effect was out of was weird for her.
Ellis Taylor: She
Tyram: Okay. Okay. Um, Silus is um is going to be like rude and um are Livia or Ellmith still within like u range of me? Like how far away they are they from me right now?
Christopher Hooper: too. Um, they've run ahead to the water wall. Um, so they're just about to enter. Uh, they're
Ellis Taylor: probably
Christopher Hooper: probably uh they're probably about 90 ft
Tyram: Okay. Um, I'm going to
Christopher Hooper: away
Tyram: move closer to them with my 30 foot move speed here. And then I'm going to try to teleport and just like velcro myself to probably Olivia because she's stronger. And then just kind of like go up with
Christopher Hooper: now.
Tyram: them.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. for that. Um, why don't we do uh another
Ellis Taylor: for both of
Christopher Hooper: dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: us. Or should I do a strength jack to see if I catch him? Or if he's just teleporting and grabbing onto my
Christopher Hooper: throw? Um, yeah. I I think with that I think with that five perception you you don't see him
Ellis Taylor: straps.
Christopher Hooper: behind him behind you. You are like
Tyram: What? I don't need her to do anything. I can
Christopher Hooper: just like well I got a life so I'm going to float to the
Tyram: just stick to her. I have my spider
Ellis Taylor: Cool. You have a Velcro
Christopher Hooper: top.
Tyram: climb thing. I can just stick to
Ellis Taylor: ability. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, you just need
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Christopher Hooper: to the the dexterity saving throw is to get to her before she
Tyram: her. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: launches into the
Tyram: Um uh
Christopher Hooper: air. Yep. Cool. Um, yeah. So, DC16, uh, you, uh, uh, fully wrap around her with your, uh, spider climb
Tyram: 19
Christopher Hooper: stuff. Um, Liliana, you have a life vest. You shoot up ahead. Peru, want to give you a chance to act before I hurt
Ellis Taylor: You know
Justin Hale: So, we're we're in the water,
Christopher Hooper: you. Uh,
Tyram: I think everyone but you is
Justin Hale: right? Oh, so I So, we're trying
Tyram: now. Well, I'm trying to just get
Justin Hale: to get in the water. Is that what the case is
Tyram: out of the the firing range here. So yeah, I'm
Ellis Taylor: what?
Christopher Hooper: no.
Tyram: uh like suddenly Olivia just feels like a
Justin Hale: then?
Tyram: halfling's weight like sticking to her back, I
Justin Hale: Um,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, so uh to re to reexlain the the setting, right? So, there is this um fallen Luna. She uh around her
Tyram: guess.
Justin Hale: okay. All
Christopher Hooper: is uh completely dry ocean bed and then
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: a wall of ocean. And so everyone is running towards one of the walls of the ocean and floating up with their life
Ellis Taylor: Um, I have a question. Is anyone
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: vest right
Ellis Taylor: running? Oh, never mind. You've got an
Christopher Hooper: now. Um, yeah,
Ellis Taylor: idea.
Justin Hale: So, um
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to let Brew finish. Go
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Justin Hale: I'm gonna do stupid artific. I'm gonna throw out the um the cannon and I am
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Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Ellis Taylor: What
Justin Hale: going to use the cannon's force ballista to propel me up the wall of water. I'm I'm going to go into the water and then use it to propel me forward or
Christopher Hooper: Oh, awesome. Okay, cool. Uh, let's see. Uh, give me some sort of role for that. Um, I'm going to say, what do you think
Justin Hale: upward.
Christopher Hooper: for that?
Ellis Taylor: are you talking
Christopher Hooper: either like a spellcasting role or a
Ellis Taylor: about?
Christopher Hooper: um or some sort of like uh basically the ability to like like how well and how effectively are you like aiming this thing to be like
Justin Hale: Do you want it to be int based
Christopher Hooper: a propulsion device through the
Justin Hale: for like calculation style or
Christopher Hooper: water. Uh yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think that makes sense. Maybe just an arcana check
Tyram: What the
Justin Hale: what? Okay, I can do
Tyram: heck?
Justin Hale: that. Uh 23. I don't get any pluses from anybody with that, right? Yeah. 15 plus
Christopher Hooper: in. You said 23. Okay, that's fine. Uh uh so you um actually like start bl like blasting your way up towards and past the uh
Justin Hale: 8.
Christopher Hooper: life vest people. Um okay. Uh Ellis, you were asking about
Ellis Taylor: Don't worry about it.
Christopher Hooper: Ma.
Ellis Taylor: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um yeah, for for most part uh we will assume is uh just riding along. Yeah, you talking a lot. Um, okay. All right. Uh, the, um, people on the boat, um, they are beginning to ride their grappling hooks onto, uh,
Tyram: Hold on. Hold
Christopher Hooper: the dragon. And the dragon,
Justin Hale: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: uh, is, um, going to attack the
Tyram: on.
Christopher Hooper: ship itself. And let me What does shatter do? Does shatter
Luke Neverisky: It's
Ellis Taylor: I thought it's like
Justin Hale: No,
Christopher Hooper: apply
Luke Neverisky: thunder. No.
Ellis Taylor: rocks.
Justin Hale: no. Can we just
Christopher Hooper: here? Does that
Luke Neverisky: No. Doesn't do damage to constructs. A lot. A lot of damage constructs.
Justin Hale: say
Luke Neverisky: No. Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Uh, you're definitely not allowed to use it. It's like it's like a player character only thing.
Christopher Hooper: sounds Oh, I
Luke Neverisky: home. You can't
Christopher Hooper: forgot. I forgot everyone but me was allowed to use
Tyram: That's what it says in the Monster Manual.
Luke Neverisky: use Yeah. Everyone
Justin Hale: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry,
Tyram: Yeah, I'm looking at text right here. You
Luke Neverisky: but Toeer
Justin Hale: man. You in
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: it. This is so It's so annoying that they have
Luke Neverisky: actually.
Christopher Hooper: like the legacy and
Justin Hale: particular.
Christopher Hooper: uh non-leacy stuff like all together. Oh my god,
Tyram: know
Christopher Hooper: Francis, what are you doing? Let's see. Shadow. Oh, that's
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Come on.
Christopher Hooper: perfect. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: No.
Christopher Hooper: Um So, it is going to
Ellis Taylor: something tomorrow.
Christopher Hooper: um it it um lets loose a fearsome roar towards the ship and it hits like a sound blast and uh casting shatter onto the ship.
Ellis Taylor: Is there
Christopher Hooper: Um, let's see how bad that
Ellis Taylor: anything?
Justin Hale: Negl
Christopher Hooper: is. Cuz I think that might be
Luke Neverisky: negligible. Yeah, just
Christopher Hooper: bad. It could be
Luke Neverisky: a
Justin Hale: negligible.
Christopher Hooper: negligible. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see what the
Ellis Taylor: Seriously, what is your
Justin Hale: The dice agree with
Christopher Hooper: dice
Ellis Taylor: problem? I'm not talking about the song. I'm talking about
Justin Hale: me. You don't have to
Christopher Hooper: think. Oh, really? Okay,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Don't you
Ellis Taylor: you. Why are you
Justin Hale: look at the dice. Just know that it's not good. It's
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: You know,
Luke Neverisky: trust
Ellis Taylor: standing? Why are you not telling us? What
Justin Hale: It's the boats. Yeah. Just trust
Christopher Hooper: I do. I do.
Tyram: Toeer, some friend you turned out to be. Don't even trust Justin on this small
Luke Neverisky: Justin?
Ellis Taylor: are you hiding from us? Everything is
Justin Hale: me.
Tyram: thing.
Ellis Taylor: here.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. The the dice were like
Ellis Taylor: You stop fighting each
Christopher Hooper: Justin is mostly accurate. Um but in in this story we're telling uh this blast hits the ship and you see pieces of wood. It looks like one of the
Ellis Taylor: other.
Christopher Hooper: sailors is just completely eviscerated at the point of impact. Um, you all are floating up. Um, it's at this point you start hitting the top of the wateroop. And uh, all right. Who's acting
Tyram: Are we all like we're at the top of the water
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: now, right? How far away are we from the
Ellis Taylor: Are we at the top?
Christopher Hooper: here? That's right. Yep.
Tyram: dragon?
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: Well, uh, so the dragon is probably a 30 40 feet just above the ship
Ellis Taylor: And how far are we from the
Christopher Hooper: right
Ellis Taylor: ship? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: now. Uh, you're like right beside it. Uh, because you
Tyram: Okay. So, it's like 30 to 40 ft away from
Christopher Hooper: you followed up. Yeah.
Tyram: us. All
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Tyram: right. Should we roll initiative at this
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Tyram: point?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you can if you want
Ellis Taylor: I mean, I know what I want to
Justin Hale: Do we want
Ellis Taylor: do.
Justin Hale: to do it? Do
Christopher Hooper: to.
Ellis Taylor: What I mean, going to hop on Bomb's back and use his face step, which is 60 feet, and just teleport straight to
Tyram: Oh s***, I'm still stuck to
Ellis Taylor: the back of the
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: Anyway,
Christopher Hooper: great.
Tyram: you. Actually, no. This is this is okay. This is
Ellis Taylor: dragon, I guess. Before that, I'll take off
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Yeah, I guess
Tyram: okay. It's fine.
Ellis Taylor: my You could tread water. You'll be fine. You know how to swim,
Tyram: Uh, I have an athletics
Christopher Hooper: so.
Tyram: uh modifier. So, yeah, I guess that assumes I can
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Ellis Taylor: right? Okay, I do
Christopher Hooper: goodness.
Tyram: swim.
Ellis Taylor: that.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Great. Sorry, someone said
Luke Neverisky: Thank
Ellis Taylor: Ah, okay. That's fine. We'll do
Christopher Hooper: initiative, so now I'm setting up a map.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and my baby is like very fussy right now. You went down. What do you want? Um, okay. Why don't you all go ahead and roll
Justin Hale: Myth.
Tyram: Oh, hey Justin. Remember with your
Ellis Taylor: that. I got a one.
Tyram: sentinel shield you have advantage on
Luke Neverisky: Candy.
Justin Hale: Yeah. Hell
Tyram: initiative. O I
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Ellis Taylor: I got a
Justin Hale: yeah. Um I got abody want to go
Christopher Hooper: initiative?
Tyram: got bad. Really f****** bad. There
Christopher Hooper: If you can just put them all in the chat, that
Ellis Taylor: one.
Justin Hale: first? Would
Christopher Hooper: would be
Ellis Taylor: I would love
Justin Hale: uh would any of you low rollers prefer to go first?
Ellis Taylor: to go first just because I'm on its back now and I don't want to get thrown off its back before I can do anything because I have no
Justin Hale: Let's You can have
Christopher Hooper: fantastic.
Tyram: are Oh my god, we are
Ellis Taylor: range.
Justin Hale: 21. You can
Tyram: sluggish in initiative here except for Justin
Ellis Taylor: Huh? Yeah.
Tyram: apparently. Uh, quick
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I would love to swap with Justin.
Justin Hale: have
Tyram: mechanical question. Um, I was clinging to the back of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Justin Hale: it.
Tyram: Olivia. When she teleported, do I go with her or does she leave me behind?
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Oh.
Justin Hale: Wait, is it is it Bob that teleports? So
Christopher Hooper: Um.
Ellis Taylor: Yes, it says along with
Justin Hale: then wouldn't it be anything on
Ellis Taylor: its writer. So, I will let if he's like
Justin Hale: Bob?
Tyram: It does feel like a gray area. So, yeah. Toe, what's your call
Luke Neverisky: Your I
Ellis Taylor: velcroed to my back and that's a special magical. It does feel like a
Tyram: on
Ellis Taylor: grayer.
Justin Hale: Oh, I think what got to hear is that you are
Tyram: that? Essentially, I am.
Ellis Taylor: You
Justin Hale: babyorned on to What? Like the image of Topher
Luke Neverisky: didn't
Ellis Taylor: are exactly.
Justin Hale: right now is Olivia and
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: Yes. I'm glad I got this uh this cloak of uh Arachnneia thing because like being able to stick to things is a oddly useful
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Silas.
Christopher Hooper: Um, let's see. Uh, Brew, what was your
Justin Hale: Oh. Uh, no. I just did. It was 21.
Christopher Hooper: um Did you put that in the chat?
Tyram: ability.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Me and um uh me and Olivia are
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, if y'all want to give
Justin Hale: swapping. Who's watching
Christopher Hooper: me a few minutes
Justin Hale: K-pop?
Ellis Taylor: Ted requested it. I'm ecstatic because we've
Justin Hale: I got it
Christopher Hooper: as
Ellis Taylor: watched Lady in the Tramp like 10 times in a row now. It's also
Justin Hale: here.
Tyram: I feel like K-pop Demon
Ellis Taylor: very distracting that I keep being like, "Oh, yeah, this
Tyram: Hunters is one of those ones I wouldn't mind like watching with my kid over and
Ellis Taylor: song." It's It's really good. I mean, that's all we listen to now. He just wants to listen to Take Down over and over and over again.
Justin Hale: Yeah, Thea loves Golden.
Ali Leonard: They're
Tyram: over. Oh
Ali Leonard: doing K-pop Demon Hunters and Legos this
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
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Ali Leonard: year. The ad had the little tiger hitting the
Tyram: yeah.
Ali Leonard: flower pot. So, I'm hoping it's just like a big tiger with the
Ellis Taylor: I hope so. I hope it has like a little actionable arm so
Ali Leonard: crow on it because I would get it immediately.
Ellis Taylor: you actually can like knock the fire. Whoever question
Christopher Hooper: And you said that um how do I even do that? Oh my god,
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Christopher Hooper: baby. Oh, okay. Yeah, give me
Justin Hale: through the phone.
Christopher Hooper: five as I I'm gonna I think we're going to switch
Luke Neverisky: There you
Ellis Taylor: That's funny. You could be.
Christopher Hooper: soon. If you want to take bio break, it would be a good time for
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Justin Hale: Sorry.
Luke Neverisky: go.
Justin Hale: Um, side note of Android, being able to text from literally any device that has an internet connection is kind of
Tyram: I'm glad for you.
Justin Hale: amazing.
Tyram: I
Justin Hale: It used to be like, "Oh, cool. I can text from my Mac." But now it's like, "Oh, cool. I can text from
Luke Neverisky: Even your fridge. Even from your
Justin Hale: anything. If it was
Luke Neverisky: fridge. Oh, you got them dumb
Justin Hale: smart, I got one of them stupid
Tyram: am Frz is just a huge
Justin Hale: fridges." My
Tyram: idiot.
Luke Neverisky: fridges.
Justin Hale: fridge is so dumb. It doesn't know when to stop making
Luke Neverisky: Damn, that's a dumb
Justin Hale: ice. It's
Luke Neverisky: fridge. I'm good with
Justin Hale: probably a broken sensor, but I'm gonna say it's
Luke Neverisky: that. Oh,
Justin Hale: stupid. Oh
Luke Neverisky: man.
Justin Hale: no. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to copy that manually. Can you post that in Discord by any
Tyram: They wanted to get us all
Ellis Taylor: We're on a
Justin Hale: chance or or
Tyram: killed on a boat,
Justin Hale: any
Ellis Taylor: boat.
Tyram: m************.
Justin Hale: Thank you, sir. I'm
Ellis Taylor: What are
Justin Hale: dual computing
Ellis Taylor: they doing?
Justin Hale: here. I was going to say I don't want to be on the boat.
Tyram: We could be on the backs of dolphins doing flips and
Luke Neverisky: Dang. Okay.
Justin Hale: Hell yeah. Getting everybody
Tyram: s***.
Luke Neverisky: splashing. I believe it's getting buddy all
Justin Hale: all wet. I'm sorry. I'm
Tyram: He feels like a real idiot right
Justin Hale: so
Tyram: now,
Justin Hale: sorry. What? What do I How do I I'm never going to financially recover from
Tyram: Justin. Oh man, it's been so long I have to resign into D and D beyond
Luke Neverisky: wet. Yeah.
Justin Hale: this. It also gave me a bunch of like ID
Tyram: here.
Justin Hale: security questions when I logged in.
Tyram: Um, Maybe it's not me. Maybe it's like a change the website up a little bit. Well,
Luke Neverisky: Same.
Tyram: whatever. What was
Justin Hale: Weird
Tyram: my
Luke Neverisky: Indeed. I got D and D tomorrow morning, too. It's going to be great.
Justin Hale: What a uh I think Ella said
Luke Neverisky: What? What a
Ellis Taylor: Sweet.
Justin Hale: sweet. I think I said what a
Tyram: What are you doing tomorrow morning? That's
Luke Neverisky: nerd. Playing D and
Justin Hale: nerd.
Tyram: fine. Is that the one
Luke Neverisky: D in 13
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Tyram: you're damning
Luke Neverisky: hours. Yeah. Should be done. Campaign should be done soon.
Tyram: for? Is that going to be your first uh campaign
Justin Hale: kill them
Luke Neverisky: Yep. I almost I almost killed them last
Tyram: ender?
Luke Neverisky: session. Um well,
Ellis Taylor: How'd you
Luke Neverisky: one of one of the players is like very invested in her character and she'll like
Ellis Taylor: feel?
Justin Hale: all.
Luke Neverisky: deffriend me in real life if I kill her. Um so like yeah, I put her down a couple times and then
Justin Hale: Do
Luke Neverisky: yeah, you know, let her let her taste mortality a little bit. Um but and then I yeah I down like two more people and then like I had one guy who's used he's like my minmaxer like power gamer kind of and like he took his turn and no joke like
Justin Hale: it.
Luke Neverisky: there's a fork in the road and I was go right and help player two or go left and help player three and he's like he stood there for like five minutes just being like f*** do I
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: do? It was honestly pretty satisfying. But he made that
Christopher Hooper: Did y'all place your characters
Tyram: I can't remember how to sign
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Why is there two of me?
Justin Hale: Yeah, I'll just find where I
Christopher Hooper: yet? Where
Luke Neverisky: decision.
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'm on the
Justin Hale: am. Oh, I'll go ahead and move
Christopher Hooper: die? Oh s***, that was a long
Tyram: in. Thank
Luke Neverisky: All
Justin Hale: you,
Christopher Hooper: one.
Tyram: you.
Ellis Taylor: dragon. Who's the war forge
Justin Hale: Taylor.
Christopher Hooper: Those are just
Tyram: fields here. We got nothing
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ellis Taylor: soldier? Shield.
Christopher Hooper: the um shield. It's
Tyram: to worry
Ellis Taylor: Shield.
Christopher Hooper: shield. That is very true. Uh but this is not shield. These are just that's just
Tyram: about.
Luke Neverisky: Shield.
Justin Hale: Bro, if Shield's here,
Christopher Hooper: the result that came up when I wrote
Tyram: That was one
Justin Hale: you about to get wrecked.
Christopher Hooper: soldier. Not
Tyram: of my favorite fights in the last campaign was uh you guys fighting
Christopher Hooper: me.
Tyram: like the big three-headed dragon and Shields like face off with it like you know shooting himself back up and down through the sky and everything and it came down to like oh man next hit wins basically
Ellis Taylor: Um on the glass on
Tyram: like yeah that was sick.
Justin Hale: That was a fun
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, the shield was the best of us. Um, all right. Top of the order.
Justin Hale: time.
Christopher Hooper: Top of the order to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Um, I was trying to read
Christopher Hooper: Olivia.
Ellis Taylor: on Abjure Foe. I have to use that when I attack. I use that as my channel divinity. Okay. Going
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Ellis Taylor: to use a channel divinity and
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: attack. Cool.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: 10. That's definitely gonna
Christopher Hooper: that's going to
Tyram: Oh, a tangent of heaven. Damn. What are the
Ellis Taylor: miss. Cool. 11. I'm
Christopher Hooper: miss. And I'll tell you
Ellis Taylor: gonna 11. What is happening? I'm not using digital dice
Tyram: odds? Why were you using digital dice? It's never
Luke Neverisky: Damn.
Ellis Taylor: anymore. I don't know. I'm
Tyram: good.
Ellis Taylor: gonna use a lucky point. Let me make a little check box over here so I know how many I I've got. gonna use a lucky point and reroll at least one of those
Christopher Hooper: what,
Ellis Taylor: attacks. There we go. A 16 plus 27. Much better. Yeah. And
Christopher Hooper: 27
Ellis Taylor: then I'm going to throw on top of that shining smite or should I try and make it
Justin Hale: No. What?
Ellis Taylor: scared? Let me read real quick. It's DC15. They're pretty smart,
Christopher Hooper: hits.
Tyram: Dragons are very smart. Yes.
Ellis Taylor: aren't they? Yeah, that's not going to work. Okay, gonna roll the d10 plus
Luke Neverisky: Just
Ellis Taylor: an additional
Luke Neverisky: heat.
Ellis Taylor: 2d8. One, two.
Christopher Hooper: All right. So, I see the seven
Ellis Taylor: first and then a 14 21
Christopher Hooper: and the
Ellis Taylor: damage. I think that's all I can Oh, wait. I forgot that I was advant I had advantage because I'm on top of
Tyram: Oh, that's
Ellis Taylor: Bob. Um, so let's just pretend I didn't use that lucky point.
Christopher Hooper: 14. All right.
Ellis Taylor: That was one of my advantages. And I'll just roll one more. Oh, wait. Real life dice. Don't make that mistake again. Oh, another 17. So
Tyram: true.
Ellis Taylor: 26. So
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that
Ellis Taylor: that's another seven dam. Oh, another 12
Christopher Hooper: is all right.
Tyram: f***
Ellis Taylor: damage. Yeah. And I'm going
Christopher Hooper: 12. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Ellis Taylor: to assume that topple doesn't count because he's really big. So
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Christopher Hooper: Cool.
Tyram: yeah. I mean, there's no rule that says he
Ellis Taylor: we're good. It can't. Is
Tyram: can't. I mean, he's almost certainly going to make the saves, but I think like it should
Ellis Taylor: there?
Tyram: theoretically
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: work. Well, is there a size limit on topple? Hold on. Let me
Ellis Taylor: I mean, you
Tyram: check.
Ellis Taylor: could. It doesn't say on
Tyram: Yeah, there's no size limit on
Ellis Taylor: my little description right
Tyram: it. I mean, you have to roll absolute dog
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, go
Tyram: s*** to fail the save,
Ellis Taylor: here. Yeah. Well, 8 + 3 + 9 is what he's got to beat.
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Ellis Taylor: Uh
Christopher Hooper: Uh, what type of safe?
Ellis Taylor: a con topple
Christopher Hooper: Um con
Luke Neverisky: That makes
Ellis Taylor: con. Yeah. Oh, a d8 d8 DC of
Christopher Hooper: save.
Tyram: but
Luke Neverisky: sense.
Ellis Taylor: eight plus four plus the ability mod plus
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: nine. Yeah. So
Christopher Hooper: Um and what kind of you have a battle axe. Is that
Ellis Taylor: he's got to make a 21 to save.
Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. So, uh you like you're sitting on you're standing on top of this this dragon and you uh um we'll say you you are like striking down on its back with these other soldiers um these knights and uh and uh make it a decisive blow.
Ellis Taylor: What are you
Christopher Hooper: uh blood blue blood spills out from over you, but uh they are not toppled. They're still uh flying pretty
Ellis Taylor: doing?
Christopher Hooper: straight. Um all right,
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: very cool.
Ellis Taylor: How the f*** do
Christopher Hooper: Uh the um the dragon is going to um come down on the people in the water
Justin Hale: Why? Why the
Christopher Hooper: and let's check this first. Dragon blue dragons love water.
Justin Hale: water?
Christopher Hooper: Um they are going to what's
Tyram: Don't blue dragons live in the
Christopher Hooper: that? Um they live in
Tyram: desert.
Christopher Hooper: arid lands but this one lives on an island
Tyram: Fair enough.
Christopher Hooper: nearby.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: desert island. That That's
Christopher Hooper: Um
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: uh they are going to going to um and this one loves water. Uh they are going
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: to slash at you all. Um, I think they're instead of doing that, I think they're going to let out another incredible roar. And I want everyone
Ellis Taylor: What happened?
Christopher Hooper: in the water there uh to make a um a constitution saving
Tyram: Am I in the water? I still haven't been able to log into f****** TNB
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: throw. Um, no, you're writing you're writing
Tyram: on. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: uh
Luke Neverisky: You're
Christopher Hooper: Olivia. Okay, great. So, for the con
Tyram: cool.
Christopher Hooper: save uh Damn it, I hate this. Uh, we're going to call
Justin Hale: Excellent.
Christopher Hooper: that. Okay, we're going to say the Okay, we're going to call the Oh, here it is.
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Ellis Taylor: What you should have
Christopher Hooper: Uh DC18 here. So, if you get an 18 um you get uh 13,
Ellis Taylor: done.
Christopher Hooper: you receive 13 thunder damage. And if you succeed, you only receive half that. Um, cool. Uh, so what are those roles? Liliana with
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: 21. Uh, who
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: else? Justin with a
Ellis Taylor: Why did I ask
Christopher Hooper: 19 and a 12. Okay, cool.
Ellis Taylor: you?
Ali Leonard: 12.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. That's all of you.
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: And now that was our legendary action. So, for their
Ali Leonard: January because
Christopher Hooper: action, they're going to um they're going to
Ali Leonard: of
Christopher Hooper: dive into the water. Um and they are going to go deep.
Ellis Taylor: Would you like another
Christopher Hooper: Um let's see.
Ellis Taylor: one? These are good sandwiches,
Christopher Hooper: Uh Olivia and Silus, are you
Ellis Taylor: huh? Um,
Christopher Hooper: trying to keep hold of the
Ellis Taylor: well, I'm on Bob, so Bob is trying to stay on the
Christopher Hooper: dragon? Hey
Ellis Taylor: dragon
Ali Leonard: race. Sorry. That's a big
Christopher Hooper: Ally, I'm gonna mute
Ellis Taylor: like, well, I'm writing
Christopher Hooper: you. Uh, what did you say
Ellis Taylor: Bob, so Bob is trying to stay on the dragon, and Silus is stuck to me,
Christopher Hooper: Ellis?
Tyram: Actually, can I can I
Ellis Taylor: unless he wants to hop down and stick himself to the
Tyram: unstick myself to Olivia, try to stick myself to the dragon,
Ellis Taylor: dragon.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: and maybe grab Bob's
Ellis Taylor: Here we
Christopher Hooper: Um, sure. If you want to.
Tyram: hoof. What would I have to roll for
Christopher Hooper: Um, go ahead.
Tyram: that?
Christopher Hooper: Um, I think, uh, I think we'll go for, um, an athletics check here. Uh, because it's
Tyram: s***.
Ellis Taylor: go.
Christopher Hooper: really it's really about having the strength to hold
Tyram: Okay. Well, might as well try. All right.
Christopher Hooper: on.
Tyram: Um, I do have I do have proficiency with this, so it's not completely hopeless here
Luke Neverisky: There you
Ellis Taylor: Why should she help me? Why
Tyram: in my negative one strength.
Ellis Taylor: should she help me?
Tyram: Um, okay. Okay. So, I'm starting with a 14. Um, I could try to boost that. Um, if you think it would
Luke Neverisky: go.
Tyram: help.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, you're starting with a 14. Um, that's fail. The
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, okay. Then I will roll a psychic
Christopher Hooper: DC is
Tyram: die to try to boost my uh my my my roll
Christopher Hooper: 16.
Tyram: there. Okay. So, with another I added another eight gets it up to uh 22.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, gotcha. Um, okay, cool. So, um, you are able to hold on. Um, and you're holding your breath now as the dragon, uh, dives underwater. Uh you see uh two of the three uh knights have let go and are now floating to the
Tyram: I'm going to give them a really disappointed
Christopher Hooper: top. Um and you're getting um and they are uh floating up
Tyram: look.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: there. Um let's see. And now Silus, it's your
Tyram: Wow. I guess no. Yeah, no one got above seven, did they? Okay. Wow.
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Tyram: Um, man, there's a gaff there between first and second place. Um, okay. Well, um, am I holding on to Bob's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: You were holding on to the
Tyram: hoof? Okay. Yeah, I wasn't
Christopher Hooper: dragon right now.
Tyram: able to pull Bob and Olivia with me.
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, what did you roll, Olivia, for your
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I had to roll one, too. Okay, hold on. Sorry. Beating my child.
Christopher Hooper: athletics? Um, and just to uh put in your head, um, you will be able to survive the number of rounds equal to your constitution
Tyram: Oh
Ellis Taylor: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: modifier holding your
Ellis Taylor: My constitution
Tyram: no.
Ellis Taylor: modifier. Cool. How many you got,
Tyram: Zero.
Ellis Taylor: Silus?
Christopher Hooper: breath.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Oh, sweet. A 19 + 8
Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. You're uh
Ellis Taylor: 27. the
Christopher Hooper: you're holding on pretty tight, too. Um and you've got a con of uh plus five, so so you're good to
Tyram: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: light.
Christopher Hooper: go. Um, and just to uh just to
Tyram: wow.
Christopher Hooper: remind you of the rules of suffocating, uh, at the end of the number of rounds that you can hold your breath, you
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Question. Is the
Christopher Hooper: drop to zero and are dying.
Ellis Taylor: dragon going down like deep or is it just kind of like skimming under the
Tyram: How deep are we underwater
Ellis Taylor: surface like trying to not? So it gets
Christopher Hooper: Um, it's
Tyram: as of right
Christopher Hooper: diving. Uh, let's see. Um, you are currently about 50
Tyram: now? Pit. Okay. All right.
Ellis Taylor: going. Let
Christopher Hooper: ft
Tyram: So, I'm going to try to do a few things here. Um, with my action, I want to like materialize my psychi try to give old dragon boy a stab here real
Ellis Taylor: go.
Christopher Hooper: underwater. Okay, go
Tyram: quick. All
Ellis Taylor: What's
Tyram: right. Um, that's a 16, but I'm going to try to
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: boost that with my homing strikes. 16 doesn't hit, right? I didn't think so.
Christopher Hooper: It
Tyram: Okay. Okay. Okay, now it's a 20. Does that hit?
Ellis Taylor: that?
Christopher Hooper: doesn't
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Tyram: Okay, cool. So, um, next to my ally Olivia. So, I do get a sneak attack here. All
Christopher Hooper: get
Tyram: right. I do 25 psychic
Ellis Taylor: Oh, Nice.
Christopher Hooper: This is what it sounds
Tyram: damage, I guess, as I just kind of like I'm like holding on to him with like my uh my spider cloak and I just like kind of reach out and just like stab it into his back as I'm holding on
Christopher Hooper: like. How much damage was that? 25. And you're like
Tyram: 25. Yeah, I got the attack
Christopher Hooper: within range of an ally. 5 ft from an ally. If is that include sneak attack? Okay,
Tyram: in. I had it already. Oh, I can do nowhere near 25 damage without sneak attack. Uh, I'm going to use my bonus
Christopher Hooper: great.
Tyram: action to throw a psychic dagger towards the surface of the water to try to get out of the ocean here real quick. All right,
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Okay,
Tyram: so I need to roll a five or better to actually get up there. Um, I rolled a
Christopher Hooper: cool. Thanks.
Tyram: five. All right, so um I teleport up to the surface of the ocean. Um, I guess I'll think at Olivia, but I think psychic phone is still going. I am no good in water. Good luck. Bye. And I'm out. That's my
Ellis Taylor: So Olivia is like 50 ft underwater,
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Uh,
Ellis Taylor: right? Cool. Just
Christopher Hooper: yes. Yes, she is.
Tyram: turn.
Ellis Taylor: below
Christopher Hooper: I'm gonna I'm going to use a different stat block than War for Soldier. Um, okay, great. Um, one of the uh one of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: the one of the remaining knights, the only remaining knight is going to stab into this dragon as well. Uh, miss and miss. Okay. So, next in the order, uh we have Liliana. So, so Silus, you just end up uh you have enough movement
Tyram: enough for the teleportation. I actually haven't
Christopher Hooper: to make it to the surface of the water then,
Tyram: used my move yet. Is there anything around me that I could like swim to that would be worth swimming to?
Christopher Hooper: right? Um let's see. How
Tyram: All of it. I haven't used my move yet. Well,
Christopher Hooper: much movement do you have left? Okay, then
Tyram: I Well, um I guess I would have to be like I'd have to roll a swim check,
Christopher Hooper: you're you're close enough to get to the water or Oh, I think it's just what like um if you want to I
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: No. So
Christopher Hooper: I feel like you are close enough to the boat. Um if you
Tyram: Okay. Okay. The worst I could do on
Ellis Taylor: bad.
Christopher Hooper: want to if you want to get to the boat otherwise
Tyram: athletics is a 13, if that makes any difference.
Christopher Hooper: you do. Okay. So, um it's basically, uh I think you can get to the boat. Um I think you'd need a 15 or better to
Tyram: Okay, I'll give it a
Christopher Hooper: get on board. I'm not saying
Ellis Taylor: to help
Christopher Hooper: that getting on board is a good thing to do, but if you wanted to get on
Tyram: shot. Uh, I feel like it's at least then I wouldn't
Ellis Taylor: me. is the
Christopher Hooper: board Okay,
Tyram: be like just bobbing in the water. So yeah, I I I want to get some things solid
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: under my feet, I think. But if he blows up the boat, you know, egg
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: on my face, but
Christopher Hooper: Um, man, it'd be really dumb to be caught
Tyram: yeah. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: in the water. Um, you'd have to be a real idiot to do that.
Tyram: I got a 18 on my athletics, so I to
Christopher Hooper: Um, speaking
Tyram: uh pull myself up under the
Christopher Hooper: of All right, awesome. Um, speaking of
Luke Neverisky: water. That's me. I'm an idiot in the
Christopher Hooper: some of the idiots in the water, Liliana, it's your
Tyram: boat.
Luke Neverisky: water. Um, so I know um the rules with regards to like leveled spells can't do two the same turn.
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Luke Neverisky: All good. What about if it's a if it's a charge for my mandolin? Does that count as a leveled spell even though it's listed as a
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Uh, is it is it a leveled
Luke Neverisky: spell?
Christopher Hooper: spell? Like does it have a level a
Luke Neverisky: So it's appearing. So for example, I want to cast fly as a part of the mandolin. It appears as a third level spell, but it doesn't say cast. It just has one
Justin Hale: Yeah, it's a
Christopher Hooper: level?
Luke Neverisky: charge,
Justin Hale: it's a charge on the item itself.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And and sorry, what was the what was the thing that you're checking against
Luke Neverisky: right? So, if I wanted to do that and then cast a leveled spell as a bonus action like a heal or something like that, then
Christopher Hooper: that? Oh, uh yeah, we have um because you're not using a spell slot, the rule we we generally run
Luke Neverisky: like
Christopher Hooper: is you can only use one spell slot. So, yeah, you can totally do
Luke Neverisky: awesome. Then I'll cast flying myself. Uh well
Christopher Hooper: that.
Luke Neverisky: actually I am what 50 ft to the
Christopher Hooper: Um, you're you're on the
Luke Neverisky: surface surface. Okay, great. In that case I'm going to cast
Christopher Hooper: surface of the water.
Luke Neverisky: fly. Um and then I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay,
Luke Neverisky: will get above Oh, I already used that. Okay, I'll I'll do that. Um, let me cast fly and I'm going to get out of the water and just
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Luke Neverisky: kind of levitate like above the boat like I don't know maybe like 5t or something just so I'm not like touching the boat but I am on top for more better a better word. Um, so I will move
Tyram: I'm going to get Liliana. I guess she gets another
Luke Neverisky: myself right here.
Christopher Hooper: Um, great, great, great, great, great.
Luke Neverisky: And then as a bonus action, I'm going to cast healing word on
Tyram: one.
Luke Neverisky: myself. Um, which I can handle. And that'll be the
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: end of my
Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. Um, great.
Luke Neverisky: turn. I need it. I'm f******,
Christopher Hooper: You need it.
Luke Neverisky: dude. I'm dying over
Justin Hale: Oh, please
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: let me catch phrase for this campaign
Christopher Hooper: bird
Tyram: words
Christopher Hooper: things. Little bird things. Um,
Tyram: are so f****** whiny. I swear to
Christopher Hooper: Olivia Olivia,
Tyram: God.
Justin Hale: instead.
Christopher Hooper: go ahead and give me another um
Luke Neverisky: here.
Ellis Taylor: Why? I'm just floating in water,
Christopher Hooper: uh strength saving throw
Ellis Taylor: right? No,
Christopher Hooper: here. You're trying to hold on to the dragon,
Ellis Taylor: I was sitting on Bob and essentially Silus was holding Bob to the dragon. And now that Silus is
Christopher Hooper: right?
Tyram: I feel like Bob
Ellis Taylor: gone.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. What you Okay, but are you trying to hold on to the dragon or
Ellis Taylor: No, no, no. I mean, I was holding on to Bob this whole
Christopher Hooper: no?
Tyram: like Well, I feel like Bob It's not completely hopeless that Bob stays
Ellis Taylor: time. The only reason I stayed on the
Tyram: on the
Ellis Taylor: dragon.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. So, I kind of treat you and Bob as the same thing.
Tyram: dragon.
Christopher Hooper: So, um
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'm gonna go with no. If I knew he's going deep, like no, I'm not staying on. We're We're jumping ship, too.
Justin Hale: physics
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: question. If the rate at which the dragon is sinking is
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Justin Hale: rapid, would that then create suction on the top of the dragon, thus causing downforce on Bob to keep him going down
Luke Neverisky: teacher. Do we have homework?
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh
Justin Hale: with the
Christopher Hooper: Um, actually, no, because
Ellis Taylor: no.
Justin Hale: dragon? Damn it. Magic every
Christopher Hooper: of magic. Yeah, but it's also why
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: they don't die from barometric pressure.
Tyram: God damn. So, we can't use the Godzilla minus one
Justin Hale: time. Fair.
Christopher Hooper: So from
Tyram: method to try to blow up this dragon.
Christopher Hooper: bids um only if you plan for it uh like a session ahead of time and it become it's like a truly rot plan. Um, okay.
Tyram: That was a good movie. But that is exactly how that scene played out.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ellis Taylor: Hallelujah.
Christopher Hooper: but um, okay,
Ellis Taylor: No,
Christopher Hooper: Olivia, you are not you're saying you're not trying to stay on the dragon
Ellis Taylor: she would have abandoned ship with with
Tyram: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: then. Okay. Uh, then you don't see
Ellis Taylor: Silus. I'm not going down an extra
Christopher Hooper: this. Uh, okay. Cool.
Ellis Taylor: 100 feet like can't
Christopher Hooper: And
Ellis Taylor: be. Actually, quick question. What's the movement in water? Is it slowed or just your same
Luke Neverisky: Is it a half?
Christopher Hooper: Cool.
Luke Neverisky: What's half? Maybe
Christopher Hooper: I think it's
Ellis Taylor: movement? I tried googling it real quick and it was
Christopher Hooper: I I think it's half
Justin Hale: Water is considered rough terrain, right? So we
Luke Neverisky: not.
Ellis Taylor: unclear.
Christopher Hooper: um I believe so just going to check real quick. Yes, half that's right. Unless you have an
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: explicit move the swim ski. Okay, cool.
Justin Hale: have
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. So, we'll say that Silas um dragged you down with him. Um, the like 50 ft
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: below the water. Um, that's where you are right now.
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: Um, you feel this whoosh. What,
Justin Hale: said you can say it, but does it
Christopher Hooper: Justin? Um, I don't know, but you could say it. Uh you feel this like whoosh of water go by you. Um and
Justin Hale: happen?
Christopher Hooper: uh and the boat um you hear this like loud under the boat. Uh and then we'll go to Elizabeth.
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Ali Leonard: Cool. So I heard So she heard the boat. Do I see something happen to the boat? Yeah, I'm just looking at the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, you're in the water, right? You see the boat just kind of like almost lift a
Ali Leonard: boat.
Christopher Hooper: bit and then just like you hear
Ali Leonard: That's probably not good.
Christopher Hooper: this and then it comes back
Tyram: So, I'm on the boat. Do I like
Ali Leonard: Just kind of like
Christopher Hooper: down.
Tyram: feel the boat move underneath me or
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah, for
Tyram: anything? Don't love
Christopher Hooper: sure. And you feel like this like impact under
Tyram: that. Not a fan. Not a fan of these.
Ali Leonard: woodwise cool. Um Okay. But that's really all I see, right? Just kind of boat and nothing else. Just ocean. I saw a dragon in
Christopher Hooper: it. The water. You did see it. You did
Ali Leonard: it at one point. Yeah. And now it's gone.
Christopher Hooper: see a dragon dive into the
Ali Leonard: So, um I guess I'd go try and get
Christopher Hooper: water. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: on the boat. I don't feel
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: safe, but I feel like what else is there to do except except everybody's trying
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. It seems like everybody's getting on the boat.
Ali Leonard: to get on the f****** boat, so it's like kind of the cool kid thing to do, you know? And I'm always kind of about that
Christopher Hooper: So like
Justin Hale: Silus keeps
Ali Leonard: life.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: screaming I'm on a boat for some
Ali Leonard: Um, for some reason, it's not that and he's doing kind of like the Rose and Jack pose and I'm like, you're alone. What are you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Don't you ever
Ali Leonard: doing? How? So, this is
Christopher Hooper: forget.
Justin Hale: reason.
Ali Leonard: a big boat though. Theoretically, if I wanted to go under the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You
Ali Leonard: boat, I have two
Christopher Hooper: could especially depending on your cons
Ali Leonard: a plus two. What if I took a really
Christopher Hooper: score.
Ali Leonard: big
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: breath? And I kind of just wanted to check out the damage under the boat.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I would love to do
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You want to give me an
Justin Hale: Hey, while you're doing that, Silus, are we all
Christopher Hooper: athletics? Okay.
Tyram: Yeah, we should
Justin Hale: telepathically linked still or no? Okay,
Christopher Hooper: Great.
Ali Leonard: that. It's a plus one. So, it is a
Justin Hale: good.
Christopher Hooper: Great. Uh, give me an
Tyram: be
Ali Leonard: 17. Yeah. Even
Justin Hale: She'll give you an investigation. You won't even be ready for
Ali Leonard: better.
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Justin Hale: it. Told you. Told you you
Ali Leonard: 23. What about them
Christopher Hooper: investigation. 23
Tyram: We'll accept your
Justin Hale: weren't
Christopher Hooper: 23. Okay.
Tyram: surrender now.
Ali Leonard: apples?
Christopher Hooper: You you go under this boat
Justin Hale: ready.
Christopher Hooper: and you see the boat in this battle
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: map is not accurate because
Tyram: To
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: remember 1950s era.
Ali Leonard: Right.
Christopher Hooper: You see under the boat, it has a steel uh underbelly. Um and it has a a few remember you motortored out here. This
Ali Leonard: It's a
Christopher Hooper: is a motorboat. There's some motors under there. Um, but right in the middle of that steel under underbelly, there's like a dent from something
Ali Leonard: motorboat.
Christopher Hooper: uh big. Um, but it's holding. It looks like it's holding. It looks like the engines are okay. They're not on right now. Don't know whose that problem is. Um, and you see a bunch of bubbles. You see a bunch of
Ali Leonard: kind of down.
Christopher Hooper: bubbles. Yeah. Down and like
Ali Leonard: Yeah, sure. Okay. Well, I'll tell everybody there's no hole
Christopher Hooper: around.
Ali Leonard: yet, but I don't think you can take much more of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay.
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: Great. Um, good, good, good, good, good. Uh, okay.
Luke Neverisky: Good. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: So Ally, I really like
Ali Leonard: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: that. So it really makes me sad.
Ali Leonard: sure.
Christopher Hooper: Um, never mind. Nothing happens to
Ali Leonard: Uhhuh. Well, now I'm going
Christopher Hooper: you. Nothing. Don't worry about
Tyram: But he told you not
Ali Leonard: to worry about it. I know, but now I'm going
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you have explicit instructions not to worry
Ali Leonard: to
Christopher Hooper: it.
Luke Neverisky: about
Christopher Hooper: Um, I think you could do a smidge more if you were so inspired. Otherwise, we'll move to
Tyram: to.
Justin Hale: What you going to
Ali Leonard: Um I don't really
Christopher Hooper: brew with all
Justin Hale: do?
Ali Leonard: have
Christopher Hooper: that
Ali Leonard: inappropriate that was
Christopher Hooper: ass. Oh,
Ali Leonard: inappropriate. I'm assuming that was of the
Christopher Hooper: sorry.
Ali Leonard: people that would have up in brew that said that in the in the group you
Christopher Hooper: I think I think you're hearing like the screams of people
Ali Leonard: had. What are you gonna do with all that
Christopher Hooper: on board and they're like going
Tyram: Do you George
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
Ali Leonard: ass? Sure. Sure. Sure.
Christopher Hooper: crazy.
Tyram: Knights think of anything else?
Ali Leonard: Sure. And then I'm actually gonna Misty's step. Can I mist step
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Jesus.
Ali Leonard: up to on top of the box?
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Normally, you need to see
Ali Leonard: I need to be able to see. I know. I kept thinking it's like I need to be able
Christopher Hooper: where you're
Tyram: Can I visualize the the
Ali Leonard: to know what it looks like for me in my
Tyram: landing spot and like relate it to it
Christopher Hooper: missing. Um,
Tyram: psychically?
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ali Leonard: brain. I'm gonna splinch
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to say for my own sake, no. Um, okay. But you can you can probably get back up to the
Ali Leonard: myself. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll make my way downtown.
Christopher Hooper: surface. All right. Cool. All that in your
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: jeans, Brew, you're
Justin Hale: So, can I use Well, first of all, I'm still in the water. Can I Can I see the
Christopher Hooper: up.
Justin Hale: dragon? And then I can't see the dragon
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. No, you can see a
Justin Hale: anymore. Damn
Ali Leonard: I told you about those
Christopher Hooper: bunch of bubbles, but you don't see the
Justin Hale: it. Okay. Um, so that trick's not going to
Ali Leonard: bubbles.
Christopher Hooper: dragon.
Justin Hale: work. While I'm still in the water, can I use the momentum of my
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: cannon to to catapult me onto the
Ali Leonard: That's the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Give me an art
Ali Leonard: advantage to doing it. The disadvantage is you don't
Justin Hale: boat? Yeah. 18. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: check. 18.
Ali Leonard: have
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Um, okay. Yeah, you like propel yourself out of the water and as you're like getting out of the water and getting up like it's kind of it loses
Ali Leonard: sliding
Christopher Hooper: its you're now fighting against gravity a lot more than you were before. Um and uh but you are able to make just the ledge. You grab on you pull yourself on and you're right at the ledge
Tyram: Oh my
Justin Hale: Sure. Okay. Um,
Christopher Hooper: of the boat.
Tyram: god.
Justin Hale: in in everyone else's head, I I think that's how this work, right? We can talk to everybody, not just uh the dragon's totally gonna come back and and go through the bottom of this boat. We got to get out of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: here.
Ali Leonard: sign of in that number one
Justin Hale: Oh,
Ali Leonard: guitar back there.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Sorry, I'm going to mute you, Ally,
Justin Hale: actually, I was going to do this to the dragon. Can I do
Christopher Hooper: again.
Justin Hale: it to the boat instead?
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: Is the both considered
Christopher Hooper: Uh, set it on
Justin Hale: an
Christopher Hooper: fire. Um,
Justin Hale: object? Um, enlarge
Christopher Hooper: what are you what are you trying to
Luke Neverisky: Answer.
Christopher Hooper: do?
Justin Hale: slashred. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: Um, what level spell is it?
Justin Hale: level two.
Christopher Hooper: Level two. Uh,
Justin Hale: I was going to make the boat bigger
Christopher Hooper: which which way are you going? You going bigger or
Justin Hale: because it increases its
Christopher Hooper: smaller? Okay. Um, yeah, you could do that.
Justin Hale: strength or should I make it smaller so
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, you could do
Justin Hale: we can get the hell out of here
Christopher Hooper: that.
Luke Neverisky: I think the dragon will probably be able to
Justin Hale: faster?
Tyram: Is the boat even capable of moving right now? Has we wrecked
Luke Neverisky: find us if it's still small. That's a good
Christopher Hooper: Um, so what you got from Ellsworth
Tyram: that?
Luke Neverisky: point.
Justin Hale: I thought she said the
Christopher Hooper: was was she's gonna unmute herself in a
Justin Hale: fine.
Christopher Hooper: second. She's not going to mute herself.
Justin Hale: Nope.
Ali Leonard: Paints were fine when I saw them below
Christopher Hooper: She's going to
Ali Leonard: the boat, but they're not on for some reason.
Christopher Hooper: say the engines are fine.
Justin Hale: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: That's right. No one has turned them
Justin Hale: okay. Did you say that to
Christopher Hooper: on. I
Justin Hale: us? No, no, no. Did Elizabeth say that to the rest of us? Like, do we know that? Okay. Sorry. Okay. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: did. It was inferred through psychic
Justin Hale: I heard the the boat was fine part. I didn't hear that the engines were off. Okay. Um, looking at the boat
Christopher Hooper: phone.
Justin Hale: and the people that are on it, if I'm to make it smaller, would everyone still be able to fit on
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, how much
Justin Hale: it? It makes it one size smaller.
Christopher Hooper: smaller?
Justin Hale: Okay. Do I want to do that?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Making smaller. If we're including the boat, that will include the engines, by the
[01:30:00]
Justin Hale: Yeah. No. Um, no. I want to make it bigger. Reducing seems to make everything worse. I'm going to make it
Christopher Hooper: way.
Justin Hale: bigger. Ah,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. A damn.
Tyram: unless
Justin Hale: I made the right
Tyram: he's playing games with
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Justin Hale: choice. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: You're gonna make it bigger. Okay. Um, you you cast your enlarge spell and you see the board everything just stretching. Um, which is great because I would hate to make the sounds of uh all the sailors under underboard getting crushed.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Okay. So, I make it bigger that
Tyram: Wow.
Justin Hale: uh it has advantage on the strength checks and saving throws if the dragon so chooses. Um,
Christopher Hooper: Awesome.
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: and then I'm going to run down and see if I can get the engine running. Or I'm going to I guess I'm going to run that direction since we're in initiative
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. Okay. You uh you head below decks um and you start looking for the engine room. Um, cool. We'll go to Olivia, who we're gonna skip her
Ellis Taylor: That's I'm going to use Bob's
Justin Hale: order.
Christopher Hooper: because she is doing
Ellis Taylor: 60 foot movement and just dash and get to the
Christopher Hooper: something. Okay, cool. Get to the surface. You have enough to get on the
Ellis Taylor: surface.
Christopher Hooper: boat.
Ellis Taylor: Cool.
Christopher Hooper: Um, dragon. Um, it's at this point. Well, let me let me roll something first. Okay. Okay, cool. And then we'll roll something
Justin Hale: Why don't you uh why don't you roll something
Christopher Hooper: else. Okay. Okay. Um, I I'll
Justin Hale: first?
Christopher Hooper: I'll ask I'll ask you all this. Um, would you rather the dragon attack people or attack
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: the
Justin Hale: assumed just me that it was going to attack
Luke Neverisky: I think I prefer the
Justin Hale: the
Christopher Hooper: boat? You
Tyram: We are stranded. here for a little while. I'm actually kind of interested in
Christopher Hooper: prefer the
Tyram: going back down and talking to Luna anyway, so I wouldn't be that upset about
Christopher Hooper: boat.
Luke Neverisky: boat. Yeah. Take the
Justin Hale: boat.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um. All right. So, uh, Brew, as you're getting closer to the engines,
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: um, it seems like it is you hear, uh, you hear something outside the engine room. Um, and uh let's
Justin Hale: My video jumping to you
Christopher Hooper: see.
Luke Neverisky: Uh, it's not terrible. Little little lost, but the internet
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Justin Hale: guys.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, it sounds like something is tearing at um around the engines
Justin Hale: Oh, well that doesn't
Christopher Hooper: now. Um,
Justin Hale: sound great. Not cool. You're just going to leave me with that?
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah. Bow night
Justin Hale: Rude.
Christopher Hooper: turn. It's bone knight
Tyram: I thought I was before the
Luke Neverisky: There's blood
Justin Hale: Rude.
Tyram: night.
Christopher Hooper: turn. No, you are after
Luke Neverisky: lantern.
Christopher Hooper: most of the knights. All right. Uh there's still a night stuck on this little buddy, but you don't know that. Um, and the rest of the knights are shooting down into the water. Um, missing terribly. All right, Silus, you're
Tyram: Um, am I aware that the like he that there's something over near the
Christopher Hooper: up. Give me perception check.
Tyram: engines?
Christopher Hooper: Um, actually with Brew uh in psychic phone, I think
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: you know. Yes.
Tyram: Um, okay. So, I go over near the um the engines. I have blind sense out to 10 ft. Does that mean that I can attack this dragon even though I can't see it and still not suffer from a disadvantage?
Christopher Hooper: Uh you you don't have like um it's between the boats between you,
Tyram: I'm saying I'm like running over to the edge of the boat where the engines
Christopher Hooper: right? Um let's see. Um, I'm going to say you can attack with
Tyram: are. Even though not theoretically not being able to see it shouldn't
Christopher Hooper: disadvantage
Tyram: make any difference for
Christopher Hooper: here. It's not even about whether you can see it. It's about leaning over the side and like attacking it like while trying to get it an
Tyram: me. Oh, I'm just going to jump over the railings and straight
Christopher Hooper: angle off the side of the
Tyram: down if that that's what I need to
Christopher Hooper: boat. Okay. Yeah.
Tyram: do. Um, I'm trying
Christopher Hooper: Uh, so you jump into the
Tyram: I'm picturing this as like I jump over the railings and attack while I'm still in midair, you know? All cool
Christopher Hooper: water. Nice. All right.
Tyram: like. All right. Um, so still
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Go
Tyram: disadvantage stick. All
Christopher Hooper: ahead. No, with that. No, that's
Tyram: right. So, I'm going to throw the first dagger. I don't think I have advantage, so we'll
Christopher Hooper: fine.
Tyram: just see if I can hit it. Uh, 20. Sorry, 22. All right, no sneak attack, but
Christopher Hooper: It
Tyram: I still get to do uh damn it. Uh just six
Christopher Hooper: hits. Uh, six damage.
Tyram: damage then with my bonus action. Now I do have a damage because I've mixed
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Nice.
Tyram: it. Uh 19 sick. All right. So, I get sneak attack on this
Christopher Hooper: That's the
Tyram: one. Getting my dice. All right. Um,
Christopher Hooper: AC.
Tyram: better 23 damage on that attack.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, nice.
Tyram: Okay. And then I guess I just splash in the
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Um, yes, you do. Um, you immediately
Luke Neverisky: Dang.
Tyram: water.
Luke Neverisky: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: feel uh what's your AC?
Tyram: Um 18. I can
Christopher Hooper: 18.
Tyram: use reaction to add to it if he's doing like a
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: a attack
Christopher Hooper: Uh he's doing an attack roll. He rolled with
Tyram: roll. Never f******
Christopher Hooper: uh 30 total. Okay. Um uh does 17 slashing and two lightning damage. Uh, slamming you into the
Tyram: mine. I'm going to uncanny dodge to half the
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: side of the
Tyram: damage. Um, let's start. It was a total of 19 you
Christopher Hooper: boat. Okay. Nice. That's
Tyram: said. Okay. So, round up or round
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: down? Okay. I guess I I guess I'm
Christopher Hooper: Uh, run
Tyram: picturing I kind of like managed to like cushion myself before getting like smashed into the boat or
Christopher Hooper: down. Yeah. Safety
Tyram: something. It's f****** something,
Christopher Hooper: position. Uh yeah,
Tyram: right?
Luke Neverisky: All right.
Christopher Hooper: Liliana, you're
Luke Neverisky: Um, dragon visible from the top of the boat, right? No. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: up. No, but you're flying
Luke Neverisky: Um, I Yeah, that's right. All right. And this is over
Christopher Hooper: above the boat,
Luke Neverisky: there. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: so you can see it. It's under the boat. It's attacking
Tyram: Guys, it's
Luke Neverisky: cool. I'm gonna
Christopher Hooper: Silus.
Luke Neverisky: move to I'll move there. So that's 10 ft. So I
Tyram: here.
Luke Neverisky: can see Okay, so I can see them now if I'm moving kind of the butt of the boat.
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yep. What's your health,
Tyram: Um, I'm still that was the first hit I've actually taken um since we long rested. So, I'm still at
Christopher Hooper: Silus?
Luke Neverisky: Uh, what's everyone else in the hub look
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: like? How bad a shape are we
Christopher Hooper: You are by far
Tyram: 50.
Luke Neverisky: in? Okay,
Ellis Taylor: I have a feeling I might have forgotten to apply damage. Didn't we
Christopher Hooper: the
Luke Neverisky: cool. We got 30 lightning to open
Ellis Taylor: get like 30 30
Luke Neverisky: up.
Ellis Taylor: earlier? Yeah.
[01:40:00]
Ali Leonard: You and
Luke Neverisky: Oh, that's we didn't
Ellis Taylor: That's right. So, never
Ali Leonard: I didn't cuz we were in the water.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: worst.
Luke Neverisky: right. I'm going to Oh, man. All right. I'm going to risk it for a biscuit here. Um All right.
Ellis Taylor: mind.
Luke Neverisky: Can I'm gonna try to cast Polymorph from the dragon.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. All right. What's the DC
Luke Neverisky: Wisdom
Christopher Hooper: here? Wisdom 17. Huh? Um, it
Luke Neverisky: 17.
Christopher Hooper: uh it seems like you you cast
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: it and it starts to to form and you see it
Luke Neverisky: should have
Christopher Hooper: let out a
Tyram: I mean, hey, making it
Luke Neverisky: known. All
Christopher Hooper: using one of its legendary
Tyram: burn those is not a bad
Luke Neverisky: right. That's true.
Christopher Hooper: resistances.
Tyram: thing.
Luke Neverisky: Um All right. Um so question. If I'm concentrating on fly and I cast polymorphis concentration, do I break concentration even though it was successful for a second? I think so.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Luke Neverisky: Okay, cool.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Uh what do you what do you want to happen? You wanted to break concentration,
Luke Neverisky: I don't want like I would like to keep flying but I realize polymorph is a concentration spell and so I'm guessing the fact that I even
Christopher Hooper: right? Oh, yeah. Casting in the in the first
Luke Neverisky: That would Yeah. Okay, cool. No longer from
Christopher Hooper: place. Yeah. would break it. And how how high up were you
Tyram: Does it make any difference that the
Luke Neverisky: I see
Christopher Hooper: flying? Oh,
Tyram: fly spell was done through the loot? Probably not,
Luke Neverisky: five
Christopher Hooper: okay. No.
Tyram: right? Being able to double up on concentration would be pretty
Christopher Hooper: No.
Tyram: f******
Luke Neverisky: coming. That mandolin is way too
Christopher Hooper: That is too
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: crazy. All right.
Christopher Hooper: much. I am generous but not that
Luke Neverisky: Um, Silus, I hope you can hear a nice calming ukulele
Christopher Hooper: generous.
Luke Neverisky: u riff from down there. And you get the
Christopher Hooper: the
Tyram: So, I'm like being crushed, I'm assuming, by the dragon's tail against the boat. And I'm just
Luke Neverisky: juice. The juice. That's
Tyram: like, got the
Luke Neverisky: nice. All right, that is
Christopher Hooper: juice.
Tyram: juice.
Luke Neverisky: it. Move back a little
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: bit.
Christopher Hooper: anyone um, do people feel like their positioning is
Tyram: I never
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I haven't even been
Christopher Hooper: accurate on the on the map? Anyone who can see it?
Tyram: was able to log on to D and D beyond I've given up now.
Christopher Hooper: All right. I can um can present if you
Luke Neverisky: Uh, yes, I think
Ellis Taylor: looking.
Christopher Hooper: want to. Okay.
Justin Hale: I I assume I'm positioned underneath where the engines
Luke Neverisky: so.
Ali Leonard: I don't think I ever made
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, that's
Justin Hale: are.
Tyram: So
Ali Leonard: it on the
Christopher Hooper: right. You you just did last time, right?
Tyram: that
Ali Leonard: boat because I couldn't see the
Christopher Hooper: Is that where you spent your Oh,
Ali Leonard: remember because I couldn't I missy stuff but I couldn't I was going to missy stuff but I couldn't see the top of the
Christopher Hooper: maybe
Ali Leonard: boat. I could only go to the surface.
Christopher Hooper: not. You just Okay, that's right. That's right. Okay, cool. Okay, great, great, great, great. Okay, what I would like um Brew, Olivia, and Liliana to do is make a
Ellis Taylor: Don't forget your plus
Christopher Hooper: dexterity saving throw.
Ellis Taylor: threes. Oh, wait. Real dice. Real dice. Realize. Oh, well. 18. Oh, wait.
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to use
Ellis Taylor: 19. I can
Christopher Hooper: 19 is a
Luke Neverisky: a luck point cuz I don't want to die. f******. I got even worse. All right, I
Ellis Taylor: math. No.
Luke Neverisky: failed.
Christopher Hooper: DC. Okay.
Justin Hale: Yeah, I got
Christopher Hooper: Um, if you failed, you received the full 69 lightning damage.
Justin Hale: a Damn, I'm
Luke Neverisky: What's
Christopher Hooper: And if you succeeded, you only receive half
Justin Hale: down.
Luke Neverisky: a
Christopher Hooper: uh for 34 lightning
Luke Neverisky: um what is the instakill damage
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Luke Neverisky: threshold?
Ellis Taylor: underneath
Christopher Hooper: It is uh double your max
Luke Neverisky: Okay, so never mind. Okay, so I'm just down down. I'm not dead. Dead. That's
Christopher Hooper: health. You're just
Luke Neverisky: good. All
Ellis Taylor: What was it? You said
Christopher Hooper: down. Yeah, you're just
Ellis Taylor: 34. I'm going to double check my armor. I think I get to
Christopher Hooper: down. Yes.
Tyram: So, uh, Brew and, uh, Liliana are
Ellis Taylor: reduce stuff by
Tyram: both KO'ed right now.
Ellis Taylor: three.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: Yes. All right. Uh, Olivia, what's your HP
Ellis Taylor: Um, hold on one sec.
Christopher Hooper: at?
Ellis Taylor: 47. That's the first hit I've
Christopher Hooper: 47. Oh, you're good. Yeah. All right,
Ellis Taylor: taken.
Christopher Hooper: Ellsworth, who also has a truckload of hit points, y'all are fine. You're muted. Um, and that's my fault. I accept blame for
Ali Leonard: No, I I can I'm a big girl. I can unmute myself. I just forgot. Um I get on the boat. I'm on the
Christopher Hooper: that. All right.
Luke Neverisky: And it's not going fast.
Ali Leonard: boat.
Christopher Hooper: Nice. She's on a
Ali Leonard: Um I'm gonna I mean, can I get to with my movement of getting on the boat? Can I get to Brew or
Christopher Hooper: boat. Brew is below decks. So no to
Ali Leonard: Liliana? So, no, but I can get to Liliana,
Christopher Hooper: brew. Liliana, uh
Ali Leonard: right? Right.
Christopher Hooper: um you need to be in touching
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: distance for your motion, your main
Ali Leonard: wounds. Yeah. So, I can use my bonus
Christopher Hooper: action.
Ali Leonard: to or I can double move,
Christopher Hooper: Uh, with your action, do you have a move or a heal for your
Ali Leonard: right? Why do you hate
Christopher Hooper: bony? What do you have for your bonus? You do have a bonus action. Lay on
Tyram: You're
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, you're a paladin
Christopher Hooper: hands. It's
Tyram: paladin.
Ali Leonard: me? I don't know
Christopher Hooper: in your bonus actions. You can also shoot
Ellis Taylor: now.
Ali Leonard: that. Tony doesn't care about
Christopher Hooper: him with your crossbow or shove him off the boat to die permanently with kinetic
Luke Neverisky: So many
Christopher Hooper: shove. You have so many bonus
Luke Neverisky: options.
Ali Leonard: that. Just blow up into the water.
Christopher Hooper: actions. Oh, you have two misty
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Well, is is missy stuff
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: a bonus? I don't know anything apparently. It's been too long. It's been a
Christopher Hooper: steps.
Ali Leonard: week. Yeah. Okay. So, then I'll miss step. I'll
Christopher Hooper: Yes. It's okay. It's okay.
Ali Leonard: missy step. No, wait. I can't
Christopher Hooper: You can also do stone cunning, which
Ali Leonard: miss step because don't worry about that. Don't That's not for you
Christopher Hooper: I don't know what that means. Oh, it is a it is a leveled
Ellis Taylor: That's a That is a dwarf thing. All
Ali Leonard: to know. That's not for you to know. If I miss a step though,
Justin Hale: Stop.
Ellis Taylor: right.
Ali Leonard: I can't do another spell. So that's
Christopher Hooper: action. That's
Tyram: lay on hand is not a
Ellis Taylor: But you could do
Ali Leonard: bad.
Tyram: spell. If you wanted to do
Ellis Taylor: your It's not It's a bonus
Ali Leonard: So that's Yeah. So I will But I have to touch
Christopher Hooper: true. Yeah. Or you
Justin Hale: Go.
Ellis Taylor: action.
Ali Leonard: her, right? So I
Christopher Hooper: could Okay, this is
Ali Leonard: will. What? What is interesting? Me laying on hands.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: interesting. Uh oh. Can you could use shove, but it's
Ali Leonard: I'm not gonna shovel
Christopher Hooper: only 5 ft. Never
Ali Leonard: and I need you to know
Christopher Hooper: mind. But you can actually pull them towards you. You can actually shove
Ali Leonard: that. Um I don't think that's helpful. So I'll
Christopher Hooper: towards you, which is interesting. It's only
Ali Leonard: miss you step and then I'll lay on hands. So then
Christopher Hooper: five feet.
Ali Leonard: you're
Christopher Hooper: So,
Luke Neverisky: That's better
Ali Leonard: up only by 10 though.
Christopher Hooper: okay. Now, I I I think that you all think I'm a mean DM, but would a mean DM let us bend the rules by allowing you to
Ali Leonard: I thought messy stuff
Christopher Hooper: misty step and lay on hands in the same turn? I think
Tyram: That's completely legal. It wouldn't require you to bend the rules at
Ali Leonard: is or lands isn't a
Christopher Hooper: not. Technically, technically Misty Step is can only be cast as a bonus
Tyram: all. You can always tag in a bonus action for your action. That's You can
Christopher Hooper: action. So, it's technically
Tyram: always download
Ali Leonard: spell.
Christopher Hooper: technically you technically you cannot, but because I am
Tyram: it.
Luke Neverisky: He's a generous
Ali Leonard: Thank you,
Christopher Hooper: a nice DM, I say you can
Tyram: Wait, why were you misspecting? Were you not
Ali Leonard: generous DM. Thank
Christopher Hooper: because I am very generous.
Tyram: like already on the deck there?
Luke Neverisky: guy.
Ellis Taylor: Okay. She had
Ali Leonard: you. I wasn't on the deck.
Ellis Taylor: to get onto the
Ali Leonard: I had to get on the boat and
Tyram: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: boat.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cuz I know y'all want to paint me as a bad
Ali Leonard: move.
Christopher Hooper: guy, but clearly I allow you to do two bonus
Ellis Taylor: I mean, does she have can did she have to dash to get on the
Christopher Hooper: actions uh in the same turn,
Ellis Taylor: boat?
Ali Leonard: I had to get on the boat,
Christopher Hooper: which
Ali Leonard: which is an which is a
Christopher Hooper: no, she had to get on she just had to use her movement to get on the boat. But technically in the rules, you cannot use two bonus actions even if one is in place of your action, which is real
Ellis Taylor: So
Christopher Hooper: stupid. Um, I'm just saying that
Ali Leonard: movement.
Christopher Hooper: because a lot of people like to point fingers and I think we should all just say that I'm very kind.
Ellis Taylor: H. Okay, Toeer.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, but that is your full turn and Brew is
Ali Leonard: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: unconscious and I would like you to make a death saving throw. For you see, I'm kind.
Justin Hale: Okay, that's a
Luke Neverisky: First of all, how dare you
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Christopher Hooper: Okay, that is a
Ellis Taylor: Does does my order of devotion extend to saving
Justin Hale: seven.
Ellis Taylor: throws to death saving throws or or
Luke Neverisky: I just
Ellis Taylor: protection or is it just checks? I need to look at
Christopher Hooper: failure. Um,
Luke Neverisky: I
Christopher Hooper: I don't know.
Ellis Taylor: that. No, wait. That's features and traits. Wrong
Luke Neverisky: think
Christopher Hooper: of protection. I don't even see
Ellis Taylor: place.
Christopher Hooper: it in your actions, but it's a feature. It's
Ellis Taylor: It just says plus three to saving
Christopher Hooper: probably passive. Okay. Well, that's the
Ali Leonard: model
Christopher Hooper: answer.
Justin Hale: What was the
Ellis Taylor: throws. That's not helpful. Does
Christopher Hooper: A uh
Justin Hale: answer? All right.
Ellis Taylor: it include death saving throws?
Ali Leonard: tonight. Just got out. our most
Christopher Hooper: oh, it's death saving throws.
Ali Leonard: recent wall.
Christopher Hooper: Sure. Yeah, it includes death saving
Ali Leonard: He couldn't go to the right
Christopher Hooper: throws. That sounds
Justin Hale: So that puts me at
Tyram: If it puts you at 10, that's a success.
Luke Neverisky: Nice.
Ellis Taylor: You get a
Christopher Hooper: fun.
Justin Hale: what? Okay, I'll take
Christopher Hooper: Wow, that's that's clutch right there. Um, great. Good
Justin Hale: it.
Ellis Taylor: three. Yay.
Ali Leonard: anymore. Go ahead. Check between a couple young
Christopher Hooper: job.
Ali Leonard: drivers.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you hear you hear um more banging downstairs. Bang bang
Tyram: If those nights are f****** when we need them to f****** pitch in,
Luke Neverisky: Start. Is it night time?
Tyram: so
Luke Neverisky: determinate. Okay, now
Christopher Hooper: bang. Um, no, it's
Tyram: I mean even like generally speaking already, I am
Christopher Hooper: afternoon. Yeah.
Tyram: super disappointed in these dragon killing experts. I don't think they've done a single point of damage so
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, they have. They've done
Tyram: far. Oh, wow. Okay, never mind. What would these assholes do if we weren't here? They'd be
Christopher Hooper: eight,
Tyram: f****** dead by
Luke Neverisky: f****** you're f******
Christopher Hooper: but they haven't been hurt at
Tyram: now. Who cares? They're
Ellis Taylor: Man, where's their freaking
Christopher Hooper: all. They're doing fine. Y all the ones
Tyram: contributing
Ellis Taylor: leader?
Christopher Hooper: dying. All right,
Tyram: s***.
Ellis Taylor: Um Olivia is
Christopher Hooper: Olivia, you're
Ellis Taylor: going to cast aid um at third level on Liliana and Brew and you guys get 10 hit
Christopher Hooper: up. Uh what's the what's uh about aid? Do
Justin Hale: Come back
Ellis Taylor: points. It just says 30
Christopher Hooper: you need to be in sight, in range, and
Justin Hale: up.
Ellis Taylor: feet. Doesn't need to be touching it. 30 feet in range. And I don't need to see them. It doesn't say anything
Christopher Hooper: touching?
Ellis Taylor: about seeing. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Hell yeah. Wow. Paladins are crazy. They're crazy
Tyram: Yeah, I'd say
Luke Neverisky: Wow. Is that 10
Ellis Taylor: So that's uh
Christopher Hooper: good. Probably the best
Luke Neverisky: HP?
Ellis Taylor: it is it says targets uh hit point maximum and current hit points increase by 10.
Christopher Hooper: class. Oh my
Tyram: so.
Ellis Taylor: So you're
Christopher Hooper: god. Okay, cool.
Luke Neverisky: Thank you.
Ellis Taylor: welcome.
Christopher Hooper: Ridiculous.
Justin Hale: My maximum
Tyram: Your maximum is 10 points higher. This is an
Christopher Hooper: Ridiculous.
Justin Hale: is 10 higher right
Tyram: excellent spell to cast uh like at the start of your adventuring day because
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Tyram: I think it lasts for like eight
Ellis Taylor: Yes, I should. Yes, we need to
Christopher Hooper: Yep. But
Ellis Taylor: remember to do that.
Christopher Hooper: it's even better to save your
Justin Hale: now.
Tyram: hours.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yes. As a DM.
Ellis Taylor: Yes. And
Christopher Hooper: friend.
Ellis Taylor: then and then I'm going to that's my action. So and I don't know where the dragon
Tyram: The the
Luke Neverisky: I
Ellis Taylor: is. So I am just going to cast. He's right over the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you have a pretty good idea where it
Tyram: the dragon is not being subtle right now. It is currently pitting me against the
Ellis Taylor: edge. Oh, okay. He's just
Tyram: f******
Ellis Taylor: over I think it's Ellis trying to balance baby.
Tyram: boat.
Ellis Taylor: Um, I'm just going to use my bonus
Christopher Hooper: is.
Ellis Taylor: action to cast on my magic on my weapon and make it magical. So, I get a plus two whenever I actually go attack
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ellis Taylor: it because I am move closer to
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Ellis Taylor: it. So, I'm ready to attack. Where am I,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Olivia? Next time around.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. What magic weapon is what you're casting? Is that what it
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: is? Yes. Okay.
Ellis Taylor: So, basically, I just have a plus two. I'm getting
Christopher Hooper: Isn't Isn't your weapon already
Ellis Taylor: a plus two on top of
Christopher Hooper: magical?
Ellis Taylor: it. Oh, non-magical
Christopher Hooper: The spell says non-magical
Tyram: Oh, it's a mid point. Those are both spell
Ellis Taylor: weapon. Maybe. I don't
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Ellis Taylor: know. Wait, say that
Christopher Hooper: weapon.
Tyram: slots. You can't cast it regardless. It's a a second spell slot.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Ellis Taylor: again.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: You've already used the spell slot this turn.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's right. Well, I thought it was a bon
Tyram: bonus action and action is
Ellis Taylor: it was a bonus action, which is why I was doing it, but I guess you can't do two of
Tyram: irrelevant when it comes to spell slot
Ellis Taylor: those. Never
Christopher Hooper: and
Tyram: usage. Oh, but if you
Ellis Taylor: mind.
Christopher Hooper: doubly because it's already a magical
Tyram: wanted to do lay on hands of some or on yourself or someone else, then that's not a
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah,
Tyram: spell. So, you could do that if you wanted
Ellis Taylor: I'll I'll lay I'll lay hands on
Tyram: to.
Ellis Taylor: myself. Try to find the image. I'll heal myself for
Christopher Hooper: weapon. Nice. Cool, cool, cool,
Tyram: You be great, Ally. You got your head out of the
Christopher Hooper: cool, cool. Wait, why does that why does Brew have 20 hit points
Tyram: gutter because f*** you.
Christopher Hooper: now? I think you double I think you double
Justin Hale: What?
Tyram: That's
Ellis Taylor: 20
Christopher Hooper: added
Justin Hale: Oh. Uh, I think the max HP may have done it. There we go.
Christopher Hooper: 10. Okay, good.
Justin Hale: I fixed it.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that sounds great. Thank you, Olivia. It is dragon. It is dragon turn. Um, dragon will um dragon will see if they
Ellis Taylor: Yay!
Christopher Hooper: get lightning back. That's not good for y'all. Um, okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, all right. This is This is a little
Justin Hale: I just
Ali Leonard: Rude. You're below deck, aren't
Christopher Hooper: brutal. I
Justin Hale: got back up,
Christopher Hooper: know. So are
Justin Hale: man.
Christopher Hooper: they. All right. All right. Here's what I'm going to do. Here's what I'm gonna
Ali Leonard: you?
Christopher Hooper: do. I want you all Okay. I want you to roll a dexterity saving throw, but I'm going to give you advantage because aiming is hard through objects. So, go ahead
Justin Hale: How
Christopher Hooper: and give me that dexterity saving throw with
Justin Hale: are you? How are you hitting us through the
Christopher Hooper: advantage
Justin Hale: boat? Swear to
Luke Neverisky: magic.
Christopher Hooper: magic.
Justin Hale: God, this world sucks.
Ali Leonard: Do we still get
Justin Hale: Okay. So, deck save throw with
Tyram: Who else in
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Ellis's plus three? Sorry, I am bad at
Tyram: the line of fire
Ellis Taylor: As long as you guys are within 10 ft of me, then
Ali Leonard: remembering. Uh, let me
Christopher Hooper: Um, so
Tyram: here?
Christopher Hooper: now, so it's Olivia, Brew, Liliana, and Elizabeth.
Justin Hale: what? Um, it's a 23 save for
Ellis Taylor: yes.
Ali Leonard: see.
Justin Hale: me. You know, like I made the ship bigger so it's like super strong now,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: right? It's like it's like
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: not skipping leg
Christopher Hooper: That Yeah, that's so true. That is so
Justin Hale: day.
Christopher Hooper: true.
Justin Hale: So like I think the boat's a little offended that the dragon's able to attack through it.
Luke Neverisky: Never.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, so who whoever failed gets the full 49 lightning
Ellis Taylor: What was the DC?
Christopher Hooper: damage uh 19, but you can roll with
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Ali Leonard: over
Christopher Hooper: advantage. And if you made the save, it's half
Ali Leonard: there.
Christopher Hooper: for 24.
Justin Hale: What's the
Ellis Taylor: I think he
Justin Hale: matter? I think Doer wants to kill
Ellis Taylor: does. Are you down again? Are you Are
Justin Hale: me.
Luke Neverisky: run.
Ellis Taylor: you below decks?
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. I haven't even had
Luke Neverisky: Oh no,
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Justin Hale: a chance to try anything. I got up and I'm back
Luke Neverisky: he's in the death
Christopher Hooper: is
Justin Hale: now.
Ali Leonard: Retro.
Christopher Hooper: under. All right. Um, everyone applied
Luke Neverisky: loop. Yep.
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Justin Hale: Mhm. You could call it
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, bruise down. Uh, Elizabeth, I see
Luke Neverisky: Yep, that's
Christopher Hooper: 18 hit points. Lilon, I see six. Is that right? Okay. And then Olivia, I see 43. Is that right? Oh, all right. Well, then you're only doing great.
Justin Hale: that.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Are
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
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Justin Hale: All right. Are you sure about
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: You sure about
Ellis Taylor: we
Christopher Hooper: that? All
Justin Hale: that?
Christopher Hooper: right. So, that's one, two, three, four. All right. The um the knights are in action. They are in action. Boom. Boom. Another hit. And another
Luke Neverisky: f***.
Christopher Hooper: hit. Um, they are diving off the
Luke Neverisky: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: boat and driving their swords into this thing, stabbing away. Silus, you're doing great. It's your
Tyram: Okay. I'm like pinned up against the uh the side of the boat, right? But I'm like up against the side of the
Christopher Hooper: turn. You're not pinned. You were just slammed against the side of the boat.
Tyram: boat, right? I turn around and I just walk up the side of the boat since I
Christopher Hooper: So, yeah.
Tyram: can spider climb. Um, and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: then like hanging sideways, I'm going to try to pelt him with my daggers
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. So, you're
Tyram: again. And yeah, I can just use my normal move action just to
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Gotcha. Cool. Go ahead.
Tyram: walk up the boat sideways. And I vexed him last time,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: so I still have
Christopher Hooper: Yep. And you have uh if you consider uh the St. George
Tyram: advantage. That's true. So, I definitely
Christopher Hooper: Knights as allies, they are all over that
Tyram: have a sneak attack no matter what. I do hit, but damn, I was really hoping for a crit. All
Christopher Hooper: thing.
Tyram: right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, I do 31
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: What are
Christopher Hooper: nice. Um, yeah, really good attack.
Tyram: damage. Uh, psychic daggers
Luke Neverisky: you?
Christopher Hooper: Um, you're throwing daggers at
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: them. You see the dragon like writhing as these um knights are stabbing at it. Uh, and your dagger pierced them right in the neck. Uh, cool.
Tyram: My second attack is going to come now.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, is that your second attack,
Tyram: Bonus
Christopher Hooper: too?
Tyram: action. Uh, hit 19. Total 28, right? So, yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Um, but unfortunately it's just the weaker attack this time. Uh, it's another seven
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: damage. Okay. And I'm not going to just like walk along the side of the boat around the corner to kind of get out of his line of sight
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Okay,
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. In that uh after that you see the dragon turn and uh and disappear and then you see a rush uh you can tell movement in the water as this as some invisible force is diving deep below the water. Um all right Liliana it's your turn.
Luke Neverisky: Oh boy. Um, so Bruce towards the I know he's below decks and I'm guessing is that where the stairs are down? Like how do I get down below
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah, there's um there's a hatch. Uh you can just rush down if you
Luke Neverisky: decks? Okay. Um, I'm going to rush down there. And if I open the hatch, can I see
Christopher Hooper: want. Um let's see. Uh I think you can
Luke Neverisky: Brew?
Christopher Hooper: use what's your movements 30.
Luke Neverisky: Um, think so.
Christopher Hooper: Um is there any way you can use your b uh bonus action for movement at all or or
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Uh, I was going to use bonus for healing. So, if I have to like dash or something, I can do that.
Christopher Hooper: healing? You can you can dash to make it to to
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um like adjacent to him. Oh, it doesn't really
Christopher Hooper: him. Um within
Luke Neverisky: matter within sight. Okay. All right.
Christopher Hooper: sight
Luke Neverisky: I will uh Oh, actually, how does this work? Inspiration. Okay. So, I have a bonus action. So,
Christopher Hooper: basically
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to Who else has temp HP? Is it just Well, nobody now, I'm guessing.
Christopher Hooper: Um I don't I don't know of any
Luke Neverisky: Right. Okay. Right. I think it's just me.
Ellis Taylor: That was
Christopher Hooper: source of temp
Luke Neverisky: Okay. They Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: me. The whatever I had,
Christopher Hooper: HP.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. All right. So, I'm gonna
Ellis Taylor: right? I guess what he's thinking of.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that was hit point max.
Luke Neverisky: use um I want to think I want to use Mantle of Inspiration. I'm just trying to see if I can It is a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Bic Inspiration die, so I'm guessing that counts as a bonus action. Oh, yeah. It's there. Okay. Um All right. B inspiration die roll a d.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Nice. All right. every assuming I can see everybody which I know I can see Brew and I know I can see Olivia and Elizabeth and I don't know about
Christopher Hooper: So they're on different decks.
Luke Neverisky: Silus, but if I'm opening the hatch and I can see Brew below deck, can
Christopher Hooper: So So you you had to go below deck. The reason why it
Luke Neverisky: I
Christopher Hooper: took your movement and an action is because you had to go like go to
Luke Neverisky: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: a hatch below deck and then zig zig through the below decks
Luke Neverisky: okay. Okay, that makes sense. Then
Christopher Hooper: to reach buu in the engine
Luke Neverisky: I will not Now you're
Ellis Taylor: That's
Christopher Hooper: room. Sorry, I got a shortcut
Luke Neverisky: good. Um, all right. In that case, Brew is just going to get a pretty high level healing
Christopher Hooper: there.
Luke Neverisky: word.
Ellis Taylor: okay.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Limit HP
Justin Hale: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: 23. Very
Luke Neverisky: 23. All right. Um I think that's it. Hopefully you can like do something this combat, you
Justin Hale: there. Thank you.
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Luke Neverisky: know. Yeah.
Justin Hale: That's
Luke Neverisky: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: Ellip, it is your turn and it's you're really
Ali Leonard: I don't love that. So, can I still see the bubbles of where he went down or
Justin Hale: all.
Ali Leonard: can I just assume
Christopher Hooper: quiet. You are you are on deck. You could poke your head over if you wanted to and give me a perception check if that's what you wanted to do with your
Ali Leonard: he's my other question before I do that
Christopher Hooper: turn. Mhm.
Ali Leonard: is so there's an engine room. Is there a ste like like the room where you steer and you actually turn on the boat up on top of deck? Like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, steering is on the other side.
Ali Leonard: a is it like a boat with like a key where you actually turn
Christopher Hooper: Um, there's like
Ali Leonard: it on up deck because that's where Okay,
Christopher Hooper: a Mhm.
Ali Leonard: I want to go
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. So, you hop into uh what's the the captain's court the the captain's steering room basically at the front of the um uh
Ali Leonard: there.
Christopher Hooper: at the front of the boat. Um and you see in front of you like there's a key like left in in the engine. Um and no one's in
Ali Leonard: I'm going to put in the second phone. I'm going to turn
Christopher Hooper: there.
Ali Leonard: on the
Tyram: I mean, he's about to
Ellis Taylor: do it. He
Ali Leonard: engines. How do we feel about
Ellis Taylor: did. He said earlier no one turned them on. So
Ali Leonard: this?
Tyram: die.
Ellis Taylor: they might not be broken. They might just not be on.
Ali Leonard: Well, I figure if they're on, then if the dragon hits the boat, he'll hit the engines and he'll get
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I like it. There's ores. We can always use ores to get home. It'll take a long
Ali Leonard: hurt. Either way, he's going to get f***** up. He's going to f****** the boat. The boat might as well f*** him up.
Christopher Hooper: It happened. All right, you
Tyram: That'd be so embarrassing for this dragon if he just dies
Christopher Hooper: starting the
Tyram: like a manatee.
Ellis Taylor: time.
Christopher Hooper: engines. A poor
Tyram: Honestly, yeah, that makes me super sad. I hate that that happens to manities.
Christopher Hooper: manatee. Um um you you crank you you crank that
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
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Christopher Hooper: ignition and uh you hear the choke and the engine catch and uh down
Tyram: f***.
Christopher Hooper: in the engine room you start to hear the as it's starting up. Um, and you hear in that room, you hear comms of other boats and they are saying, "There's more dragons coming in. There's more dragons. They're coming in for the south. Prepare. Prepare. Let's get in movement." Um, and uh, you're hearing these radio. Hey, we read you loud and clear.
Ali Leonard: I'm
Christopher Hooper: We're moving around. It looks like the original blue dragon is down is down in the water. We have lost sight. We are coming down to the south. Um and uh that's what you hear around you. Are you doing anything else? Uh El
Ali Leonard: I'm
Christopher Hooper: Smith, you probably have maybe a bonus action if you
Ali Leonard: just saying over psychic phone what the radios are saying. That's
Christopher Hooper: want. Okay,
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: cool. Brew, you are conscious there. You hear engines thrumming. Um, it looks like you only hear one of two engines running.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Congratulations.
Christopher Hooper: Um, there's Liliana standing over you like an angel. Um, what are you doing?
Justin Hale: Um, with my amazing perception, do I know what engine's not
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um do you know what engine is not running?
Justin Hale: running? Yeah. You said you said one
Christopher Hooper: Yes. With your um what is your passive
Justin Hale: engine's others aren't. Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: perception? 18. With your passive perception, you're able to look at the engine on the right and the engine on the left, and it looks like one has all its timing belts and everything running, and the other one is not doing anything or making any noise. And you think that
Ali Leonard: That's
Christopher Hooper: maybe the left one is probably not
Justin Hale: 18. I'm a little hesitant, but I think Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's right.
Ali Leonard: pretty.
Christopher Hooper: running.
Justin Hale: All right, I'm gonna go uh I'm gonna go look at that engine. See if I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, go ahead. Give me an arana
Justin Hale: can fix it. You want arana?
Christopher Hooper: check.
Justin Hale: Okay. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: You
Justin Hale: Uh
Christopher Hooper: uh can tell that the bottom of it has been smashed in and is currently blocking um gears and s*** that are in an
Justin Hale: 16. Well, there's your problem.
Christopher Hooper: engine.
Justin Hale: Um, does it do I know if there's any chance of being able to cobble something together to fix this quickly to make
Christopher Hooper: Yes, but
Justin Hale: it just like operable?
Christopher Hooper: it's going to it's going to happen next turn
Justin Hale: Okay, that's
Christopher Hooper: probably. Um
Justin Hale: fine.
Christopher Hooper: yes, let's uh return to that. Um, Olivia, uh, unless there's anything else you wanted to do. I think that was that was most of it. Okay, Olivia, you
Justin Hale: Yeah, that's
Christopher Hooper: are on deck. Uh, you've seen the dragon dive into the water with a few um,
Justin Hale: good.
Christopher Hooper: Dragonites and um,
Ellis Taylor: So, it's
Christopher Hooper: yeah. And you're up there by yourself now,
Ellis Taylor: gone. Uh,
Christopher Hooper: actually.
Ellis Taylor: well, I know that there are more dragons coming, so I'm going to stay on deck, I guess. Get ready for more. Wouldn't we talk about ready in action? Like, yeah. Can we do that? I feel like there were
Christopher Hooper: Yes. You an aridian
Ellis Taylor: some sort of funky rules where like we couldn't do that.
Christopher Hooper: action. Yeah. Um, no. I'm a generous DM. I will let
Ellis Taylor: Okay, cool.
Christopher Hooper: you use the rule ready and
Ellis Taylor: I don't know. Well, so I want to do I just want to like sit there like watching the skies, holding my axe, ready to just like smash any dragons that
Christopher Hooper: action. Okay. Yeah. Give me a perception
Ellis Taylor: come. Real dice. Real dice. We don't trust
Christopher Hooper: check.
Ellis Taylor: you. Oh, 18 plus zero.
Christopher Hooper: 18 plus zero. Um, yeah, just just basically on the other side of this like I don't know what you want to call it, vortex like empty empty ocean part. You see that they're uh to
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: the south are these two boats and they are heading straight towards these approaching winged figures. Um they can just make out their silhouettes that are
Ellis Taylor: and it looks like the boats and the dragons are kind of on a
Christopher Hooper: approaching.
Ellis Taylor: course for each other. The dragons aren't heading for us.
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, they
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: are heading for you, but they're going through the boats first, it looks
Ellis Taylor: Okay. I'll relay that to everyone and then I will touch
Christopher Hooper: like.
Ellis Taylor: myself again.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And um and where are you touching
Luke Neverisky: Are we doing
Ellis Taylor: Um um you know
Christopher Hooper: yourself? Okay. Great.
Ellis Taylor: gently I'll myself
Christopher Hooper: Awesome. Um all
Luke Neverisky: freezing?
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: You continue to hear very little. It's eerily quiet. Silus, it's your turn. Which is great cuz you just walked away. Is
Ellis Taylor: Then wait with ready in action. Do I get to do it as soon as
Christopher Hooper: it snack
Tyram: Sorry, I had to deal with my cat. What's
Ellis Taylor: they like come in?
Luke Neverisky: It's an
Christopher Hooper: time? Oh, good. It's your turn. Um, with ready action, you set a trigger and I assumed your trigger was
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yes, that's my trigger.
Christopher Hooper: dragons being in reach uh when you will use your check.
Tyram: up? Um
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And I'm allowing you to do that not just because it's in the rules, but because I'm a kind
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I there was something that we tried. Yeah, I don't know what
Tyram: You say it often enough, it'll eventually be
Ellis Taylor: it was. That's hides what
Christopher Hooper: DM.
Luke Neverisky: The recording shows
Ellis Taylor: my memory is saying. It's
Christopher Hooper: Yep. It's my goal.
Tyram: true.
Luke Neverisky: that is a time
Tyram: Okay. Um, do I see the dragon that dove under the
Luke Neverisky: DM.
Tyram: water here?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, no you don't. Uh, if you want you can look harder for your
Tyram: Okay, I'd have to use my action for it
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: action. Yeah.
Tyram: then be able to do anything I want to be able to do anything
Christopher Hooper: You have to act actively search for it. Yeah.
Tyram: meaningful afterwards then. So there's really no
Christopher Hooper: That's what That's what
Tyram: point. Yeah. All right.
Christopher Hooper: I was
Tyram: Um, I guess I'm going to think at the uh at the rest of the party here. Um, if we're going to book it, do we want to like throw a sending stone down to Luna to see if like we can
Christopher Hooper: thinking.
Tyram: talk to her through it? Bro, you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, sure. I
Tyram: have that one for useless Victor, right? We can just go get to Victor's on the other end and try to talk to her that way.
Luke Neverisky: mean, it's not
Justin Hale: Uh
Tyram: Okay. So, something to
Luke Neverisky: useless.
Ellis Taylor: Sure.
Justin Hale: yes, that does work.
Tyram: think about as we flee here. Um, and then, um, I'm going to climb back up on deck. I'm going
Ellis Taylor: Who's cut the best athletics to try and chuck it at
Tyram: to I'm going to climb back up on deck, trying not to be within a straight
Ellis Taylor: her? Probably
Tyram: line of anybody else in the party here. And um I guess I'll already in action myself to throw a dagger at any dragon that gets close enough for me to throw a dagger
Ellis Taylor: me.
Christopher Hooper: All
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: right. And because I'm a kind DM, I will allow you to ready and action.
Tyram: at.
Ellis Taylor: The kind DM is being an awful
Tyram: Thanks. The third lie
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right, Liliana, uh, you're
Justin Hale: Oh.
Tyram: is to convince yourself.
Ellis Taylor: bully. I'll just
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ellis Taylor: keep saying it and it'll become true. That's how the world works,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Sadly, that actually does work all too
Ellis Taylor: right? It
Luke Neverisky: Um
Ellis Taylor: does.
Luke Neverisky: um how big is our
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. It's huge
Luke Neverisky: boat? What is that huge
Tyram: often.
Luke Neverisky: class? Oh
Christopher Hooper: now. It's huger than the huge class, which I think is
Luke Neverisky: jeez.
Christopher Hooper: only bigger than big.
Ellis Taylor: So, I mean, do we have like a freaking Royal Caribbean cruise ship now? Huge
Christopher Hooper: It's um you kind of went from like you kind of went from like a like a like a
Ellis Taylor: class.
Christopher Hooper: shrimp boat to a like I don't know crab boat I think is a little bigger or like A Alaskan
Tyram: All the campaigns
[02:20:00]
Christopher Hooper: cruise boat.
Tyram: inevitably converge upon us creating cruise
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yes. I was kind
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: ships.
Luke Neverisky: No.
Ellis Taylor: of hoping that we were going to run across uh not Olivia, Dne's like elderly cruise ship and they were going to help us out of the water. It's still going
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Now I hope y'all don't run into
Tyram: I'm trying to remember the name of the the cruise ship. It was like forest something, right? Or
Christopher Hooper: them.
Tyram: something forest. That's it. That's
Ellis Taylor: hard. No, it was Haven. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Um I thought it was Haven.
Ellis Taylor: Haven. It's self
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ellis Taylor: sustaining. They never have to
Tyram: right.
Luke Neverisky: trying to see. So, the spell hallucinatory terrain doesn't actually change
Ellis Taylor: dock.
Luke Neverisky: the it's not like a
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Luke Neverisky: It just changes the like texture of a terrain I think if I'm reading this correctly. Make a
Christopher Hooper: Okay. To like you can make it velvet
Luke Neverisky: natural. Yes. I guess I cannot I guess I'm trying to discern
Christopher Hooper: or
Luke Neverisky: if what I can do is to cast this notori like underneath the like around the boat to basically act as camouflage uh from below. Um, but I don't think that's the intent of
Christopher Hooper: something.
Luke Neverisky: this bill because it says the pond can maybe be seen like a grassy meadow, a precipice like a gentle slope or a rock stream gully like a wide and smooth road, which makes me think that I'm not creating an illusion per se. The tactile characters in the train. No. All right, never mind.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. Then in that case, I'm going to uh What's my health? What's my health? Six. I should heal myself. Uh, I too will touch
Tyram: These these St.
Luke Neverisky: myself just all over. Just
Ellis Taylor: All the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, were you touching
Tyram: George Knights are rubbing off on you guys in the worst possible
Luke Neverisky: really all over.
Ellis Taylor: ladies.
Christopher Hooper: yourself? Mhm. This is what you have to do to kill
Tyram: way.
Christopher Hooper: dragons. Okay, that's great. Uh, thank you so
Luke Neverisky: full healer right
Christopher Hooper: much. Wow. 50. What?
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Tyram: What did you
Luke Neverisky: there. I That was enough cast
Christopher Hooper: Jesus.
Luke Neverisky: wounds. That was like a fourth level cure uh
Christopher Hooper: Oh, of
Tyram: use? Does it add 2d8 for every level you go up
Luke Neverisky: cure wounds.
Tyram: or something?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it was an 88 plus five.
Ellis Taylor: Please.
Luke Neverisky: is is
Christopher Hooper: Castile.
Tyram: Wow.
Luke Neverisky: is a good um all right and
Christopher Hooper: Whoa.
Luke Neverisky: then make sure I mark off my thing here. Okay. Um All right. And I'm still below decks. Is just me and Brew down there or is down there too?
Ali Leonard: I'm
Christopher Hooper: Um, El Smith is at the front of the
Luke Neverisky: Oh, that's great. Okay,
Ali Leonard: in the whale house. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: ship. He's in the wheelhouse. What a great
Luke Neverisky: what a great name. Um, all right, then I'm going to um stay below decks with Brew. Um, and give him some nice ukulele music to maybe fix some things to the
Christopher Hooper: name. Okay, you got the
Justin Hale: Love it. Give me that. Give me
Luke Neverisky: juice. You
Christopher Hooper: juice. Elizabeth, you're up. You're in the
Justin Hale: that juice.
Ali Leonard: Um, since I know more are coming, but we only do I know that we only have one engine? I'm assuming I do just based on monitors and lights. There's like one that's like like in a pod race it's
Christopher Hooper: wheelhouse.
Luke Neverisky: guys, that's
Ali Leonard: like and one that's like for the
Luke Neverisky: not
Ali Leonard: engines like in the pod
Justin Hale: Yeah, like that. Yep. Just
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, like in a pod race, which you're also familiar
Ali Leonard: race. Thank
Christopher Hooper: with. Um why don't you why don't you give me an
Justin Hale: like
Christopher Hooper: arcana check
Ali Leonard: you. Arana would be +
Christopher Hooper: here?
Ali Leonard: 4. So
Christopher Hooper: 15. Okay.
Ali Leonard: 15. Cool.
Christopher Hooper: So, you needed a 16 to comfortably um understand like how
Ali Leonard: Great.
Christopher Hooper: to run this ship. With a 15, you um there are lights buzzing at
Ali Leonard: Sure. Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: you. You have movement. it it it is very slow at first and it seems like it's like gathering speed and you you're feeling that it's drifting a little bit uh to the side. Um but it's very very it's ramping up very
Ali Leonard: Great. What if Ellsworth
Christopher Hooper: slowly at this
Ali Leonard: is very familiar with the
Christopher Hooper: point.
Ali Leonard: documentary Deadliest Catch?
Christopher Hooper: Well, then
Ali Leonard: You're right. You know what? You're right. That's
Christopher Hooper: she would have rolled higher on that arcana check. That
Ali Leonard: true. I would have been Well, she didn't
Christopher Hooper: would have been the explanation.
Ellis Taylor: H. Did all of us watch that show? I loved
Ali Leonard: watch it close enough, apparently.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Which
Ellis Taylor: that show. It
Ali Leonard: So, I love that show. Sometimes I just watch one just just
Tyram: show? I was kind of Which
Ellis Taylor: was just
Ali Leonard: for the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: show? No, I never watched
Luke Neverisky: this
Ellis Taylor: Huh. Deadliest Catch.
Ali Leonard: nostalgia.
Christopher Hooper: That was actually what I had in my mind when I said crab ship. I was like,
Tyram: that.
Luke Neverisky: guy.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, that's what I was
Christopher Hooper: I think that's bigger than a shrimp boat. Like I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: wondering.
Ali Leonard: It's a She's a
Christopher Hooper: think it's like significantly bigger than a shrimp boat.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: big What was that book called? Like the
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. There were a couple of them. I
Ali Leonard: Northwestern.
Ellis Taylor: don't remember their
Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's the only one I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: names.
Ali Leonard: remember. A lot of them, the captains would die and then you'd be sad because you're like, "Oh,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Smoking and
Ali Leonard: yeah." Because smoking and drinking and
Ellis Taylor: drinking, staying up for multiple hours, multiple
Ali Leonard: drugs. Oh, right. You do
Ellis Taylor: days. No, not at
Ali Leonard: not lead healthy lifestyles,
Ellis Taylor: all.
Ali Leonard: right? Great. Yeah. So,
Christopher Hooper: So, uh yeah, you just light one
Ali Leonard: I'm I'm really trying. Yeah. There's a pack of cigarettes right there
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ali Leonard: for some reason.
Christopher Hooper: You did watch deadliest catch, but the thing you remembered from
Ali Leonard: Yeah. is just pain
Christopher Hooper: it is the captain smoking a
Ellis Taylor: She's like, "Maybe this will help me drive this thing
Ali Leonard: smoking just and then the cup of
Ellis Taylor: better.
Ali Leonard: cold coffee and I'm like, "Okay, I gotta get in the zone." And then I get on the radio and
Christopher Hooper: bunch.
Ali Leonard: I and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: I say, "Um, hey
Luke Neverisky: Was
Ali Leonard: big shoots. Uh, a big
Luke Neverisky: it?
Ali Leonard: old sinker boat is is making our way. We got hit pretty hard and we're limping along.
Christopher Hooper: Roger that, sinkerboat. Um, good job with that, Bluey. Um, we got a couple here down south. Uh, we're trying to radio back to HQ. You got, um, a status on the orb. Do you have
Ali Leonard: Over. That is a great question.
Christopher Hooper: the orb?
Ali Leonard: 104. I will find out information and get back to you
Christopher Hooper: Yes, please get right back to us about
Ali Leonard: over. Yeah. Um, the dragon is below us. I will figure that out and then let you know. But maybe a minute because of
Christopher Hooper: that. Can you repeat that?
Justin Hale: Okay,
Ali Leonard: dragon. Yeah, the
Christopher Hooper: I heard you say there is a dragon below us. Can you repeat
Ali Leonard: dragon the dragon does swim and goes beneath the boat
Christopher Hooper: that?
Ali Leonard: and hits your boat and breaks your engines. So, we are dealing with that right now, but I will let you know about orb ASAP.
Christopher Hooper: Big Zinky, did you just say that the dragons
Ali Leonard: This dragon particular, I've never seen it
Christopher Hooper: swim
Ali Leonard: happen, does swim very deep, very fast, and
Christopher Hooper: over?
Ali Leonard: goes fast and hits your boat. Over. Over. Correct.
Christopher Hooper: Are you finished with your saying?
Luke Neverisky: Oh, amateur.
Ali Leonard: Over. It's over.
Christopher Hooper: Over.
Ali Leonard: Over.
Christopher Hooper: Roger that, Big Sinks. We uh we heard that dragon is under the boat and swimming around and you're going to report the status of
Ali Leonard: That is correct.
Christopher Hooper: the orb. Over.
Ali Leonard: I will leave I can't really leave the helm but I will get information to you in a couple minutes
Christopher Hooper: All right. Uh uh and HQ, this is Leroy. Um part of Leroy and Jenkins.
Ali Leonard: over.
Christopher Hooper: We are engaged in dragon fighting. Um so far they have not been in the water yet. They seem to be a pearly white and uh a some type of orangeish um very pretty very very pretty dragon. Um and we are engaged with him right now. Uh over Oh, thank you uh Leroy for your status. Uh big sinks, can you
Ali Leonard: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: confirm that you do not know the status of the orb at this point?
Ali Leonard: Hey, HQ. Yeah, that is correct. I am currently at the helm. Everyone else is back at boat. So, I will get that information and get it to you ASAP
[02:30:00]
Christopher Hooper: over. Thank you, Big Sinks. Um, at this point with the information you've given us, I would suggest turning your engine on at this point. Have you done
Ali Leonard: over. Yes, I have done
Christopher Hooper: that so far, Big Syncs?
Luke Neverisky: Yes. Okay.
Ali Leonard: that. One is currently broken from what I can see because the blue dragon we are fighting did go under the water and hit it with its face. So that is broken. We are currently fixing it. So I am currently limping along
Christopher Hooper: over. Thank you for that information, Big Sync. Much appreciated. If you could just tell us the status of the orb, we will
Ali Leonard: over
Christopher Hooper: support your fleeing attempt.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Absolutely. I'm gonna just kind of pop out and get that information real quick. So, if I don't answer, that's what I'm doing by over. And then I turn off the
Christopher Hooper: Over. All right, great. Uh, I feel like that was a great
Luke Neverisky: Great time.
Ali Leonard: radio. She just
Christopher Hooper: turn. Anything else you want to do,
Ali Leonard: smokes a lot more. I think we're all deep track of that
Christopher Hooper: Ela?
Ali Leonard: cigarette.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. All right. Good. Good. Good.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um. All right. Brew, you're up. Um, you got a broken engine, but you got the music. You're feeling
Justin Hale: Mhm. I got
Christopher Hooper: it. Please don't stop the
Justin Hale: that
Christopher Hooper: music. Music. Please don't stop the music. Music. Please don't stop the
Ellis Taylor: I think we're going to get taken
Christopher Hooper: music.
Justin Hale: music
Ellis Taylor: down.
Christopher Hooper: music. Not if I sing bad
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Um, all right. So, I'm tinkering. I'm fixing. I'm rolling random stuff out of my bag, out of other
Christopher Hooper: enough. Okay. What do you think
Justin Hale: people's
Christopher Hooper: um fixes an
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: impact? Uhhuh.
Justin Hale: bags. Uh, you know, you just got to buff it out, right? Anything
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: buff out. So, uh, we're going to we're going to buff it out first. Uh, we're going to we're going to fix the metal pieces. We're going to we're going to hammer those back out to whatever shape they need to
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Justin Hale: be. Um, we're going to replace any of the bits and bobs that
Luke Neverisky: It's an
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: need to be replaced. Yeah. You know, if there's if there's cogs
Luke Neverisky: bugs.
Justin Hale: or other things like cogs, we can find replacements or make some out of makeshift things.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Uh, we need some belts, pulleys, and such. We got rubber bands. We
Christopher Hooper: Um
Justin Hale: got, you know, we got some stuff. We're going to maggyver s*** out of
Tyram: How much duct tape do you
Christopher Hooper: unless All right.
Tyram: have? Just
Justin Hale: this. One can never have too much duct
Tyram: make a propeller out of duct tape.
Justin Hale: tape. What you guys don't realize is the the the pee hole has uh just unlimited
Christopher Hooper: So
Justin Hale: amounts of duct tape.
Tyram: It's in the item description. Yeah, just endless
Christopher Hooper: yeah, well that's how it works. Um all right. So, um, unless you have a something specific, I'm going to say a fairly high arcana
Tyram: tape.
Christopher Hooper: check, um, of 20 uh, with, um, there are different like failure states here if
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: you don't make that or you can do an athletics check of 16.
Justin Hale: Yeah, I think I'm better with
Ellis Taylor: Do you want to call Olivia down to just bang
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: bits and bobs.
Justin Hale: Arona.
Ellis Taylor: it?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yep. Yep.
Justin Hale: Both
Ali Leonard: Remember
Justin Hale: God, I'm officially out of Flash of Genius.
Luke Neverisky: You have burning
Christopher Hooper: Yep. He's got the
Justin Hale: I've already inspiration. Oh, that reminds me. I think I have regular heroic
Christopher Hooper: juice.
Justin Hale: inspiration, too. Okay, good. I've got two rolls. Um, the
Luke Neverisky: inspiration.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: plus the plus three, they doesn't matter on this check,
Christopher Hooper: No, not a sitting
Justin Hale: right? Okay. What's the
Luke Neverisky: Excuse
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Justin Hale: What's the bar juice mod?
Christopher Hooper: there. D8.
Justin Hale: D8.
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Justin Hale: Let me indictate this one. Okay, let's do this. Oh, 19. Perfect.
Luke Neverisky: me.
Christopher Hooper: Wow.
Justin Hale: Okay, plus a board. That's 30 19 21 22 22 plus 8 makes a 30, my friend.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um okay.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um so you see around you um you have lots of duct tape and so one of the ways that you can
Justin Hale: Mhm. So
Christopher Hooper: undent something is to get something super sticky
Justin Hale: much
Christopher Hooper: and pull out the dent. And so you're able to
Luke Neverisky: Please.
Christopher Hooper: basically stick a huge glob of duct
Ellis Taylor: Do they touch each
Christopher Hooper: tape and then pull a lever on it and pull
Ellis Taylor: broken car
Christopher Hooper: out the dent. And after that happens, you hear the a huge like kick as it kind of backfires, letting out this like huge pressure buildup. Um, give me a dexterity
Ellis Taylor: into
Christopher Hooper: saving throw.
Justin Hale: Snap the plus three work here. Okay, good. Deck save. Okay. 15
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Okay,
Justin Hale: 17 uh
Christopher Hooper: great. Um, so you get uh just half of uh the 16, so eight bludgeoning damage.
Justin Hale: 20.
Luke Neverisky: I know
Justin Hale: Okay. Everything is trying to kill me
Luke Neverisky: it's so rough out here.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's
Justin Hale: here.
Tyram: s***.
Christopher Hooper: right. Um, okay, that's great. It sounds like the engine's back on. Um, it's starting up. Um, Elizabeth, you at the front start to feel the the ship
Ali Leonard: Yeah, perfect.
Christopher Hooper: kind of evening out a little bit. Um, Brute, anything else you want to
Justin Hale: Oh. Uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna toss my um Victor sending stone to somebody out top
Christopher Hooper: do? What? Uh, so you're in the engine room. The only person with you is Liliana right
Justin Hale: side.
Luke Neverisky: Sure
Christopher Hooper: now.
Justin Hale: Okay. Hey Lis, can you take this top side? Let's say
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay,
Justin Hale: I did that before I did all the engine
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Justin Hale: crap.
Christopher Hooper: And um you know, now it's not eerily quiet because you hear two engines going.
Luke Neverisky: can. Nice.
Christopher Hooper: Olivia, you're
Ellis Taylor: Uh, I guess Liliana is not here with this ending
Ali Leonard: Great.
Luke Neverisky: I'm a Lex.
Ellis Taylor: stone.
Christopher Hooper: up. Nope.
Ellis Taylor: Um, just going to like look at the dragons, make sure they're not coming any closer, and then like look over the side and be like, "Blue dragon not coming
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. Give me a perception
Ellis Taylor: back." Can we say I'm investigating the waters for a
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: If we left right now, would we be abandoning those George guys who
Ellis Taylor: dragon? Dang it.
Christopher Hooper: No.
Tyram: were on the dragon?
Ellis Taylor: I have a feeling they did
Ali Leonard: I mean, I haven't left. I'm just moving the
Justin Hale: That' be
Ellis Taylor: dead.
Christopher Hooper: 11. Um, you see a a dark figure.
Ali Leonard: engines.
Christopher Hooper: Um, it seems small from this perspective coming up
Justin Hale: fun.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: from the water. Um, off from the distance, it looks like the dragons and the boats are engaged um in combat. Um, cool. Uh, you could do a little bit extra if you want or hold keep holding that
Ellis Taylor: I'll just keep holding that action. I have a feeling it's coming back. I'll just keep I'll I'll be
Christopher Hooper: action. All right.
Ellis Taylor: staring down the water watching this dark thing coming at us ready to
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Um, Silus, you're
Tyram: Okay. Um, if Rude thought that about the uh the orb, I'm going to try to uh go back up to the top deck and uh what what would
Ellis Taylor: attack.
Christopher Hooper: up.
Tyram: you make me roll to try to chuck the orb down to uh Luna?
Ellis Taylor: the
Justin Hale: the
Tyram: Not the orb. The orb. The the sending stone. I
Ellis Taylor: orb. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: sorry. Sorry. Wrong wrong setting entirely. The sending
Ellis Taylor: stone.
Christopher Hooper: so um
Tyram: stone. Isa here. Not
Christopher Hooper: athletics uh you are
Tyram: over here. Isa
Christopher Hooper: getting
Tyram: here. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: um we can we can use him for this I
Justin Hale: stone.
Tyram: because like I am not suited for this and he is
Christopher Hooper: think if you two want to do it together, I think that that's the only way this is going
Tyram: like okay I will uh try to get
Christopher Hooper: to work. Uh,
Tyram: with like oh hey I'm glad you finally found your contacts which you had lost um we're going to try to chuck the orb not the orb the stone down to Luna
Christopher Hooper: well,
Justin Hale: Bring it
Tyram: ascending stone that connects us with Victor sending stone down
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: to
[02:40:00]
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. The DC for this is really high because you're you're to start you're already 30 feet or
Justin Hale: off.
Christopher Hooper: 300 ft above the ocean floor on
Tyram: Luna. Well, 300 feet
Christopher Hooper: top of being um, you
Tyram: down, right? So that the 300 feet is kind of irrelevant. We just got to get it
Christopher Hooper: know,
Tyram: horizontally over
Christopher Hooper: Right. Um it is uh even down you're it's it's getting over to where it's if you want to do strongest by its head. You can probably get a weak signal at least by um you know the rest of the
Tyram: enough.
Christopher Hooper: skeleton. Consider also the boat has started to
Tyram: Okay. So, what do we need to
Christopher Hooper: move away. Um, so I'm going to set the DC here. Um, baseline to get to the skeleton 15. Um, which
Tyram: get?
Christopher Hooper: is not that bad, but that is the bare
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: minimum. Um, to get a strong signal, we're going to
Tyram: Um Okay. Um, you said
Christopher Hooper: say 25.
Tyram: that um, me and Omar are doing this together. How does that
Christopher Hooper: So, we'll do a tag team roll here. So, you'll both roll and you'll take the
Tyram: work? Okay. All right. Um, I, uh, well, I'll this seems like a good time for me to use my bar juice if I need to. All right. Okay. Never f******
Christopher Hooper: best.
Tyram: mind. There's no possible way I could beat that. Actually, I could possibly beat that, but there's no point. All right. All right. Um, I'll see if I get an AT
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Let's see if you get a natural
Tyram: 20. Sure. I didn't, but
Christopher Hooper: 28. I can't believe I
Tyram: um I'm actually really glad I didn't get an AT 20 there because that would have been honestly
Christopher Hooper: rolled that. That's
Tyram: pretty frustrating to waste it on that. But
Christopher Hooper: ridiculous.
Tyram: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Says, "Oh, let me help you out." and takes it and just like pro baseball arc and form just like right next to um the ritual site like right in there it says
Tyram: Great
Christopher Hooper: just like my playing
Tyram: job, Ma. Oh no, your contact lens just fell out
Christopher Hooper: days oh my goodness
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: Um all right and um
Tyram: again.
Christopher Hooper: I think at this point uh we are going to exit combat.
Justin Hale: I didn't
Tyram: We almost got that dragon. That dragon survived us.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: We didn't survive the
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: um that's true. Um
Justin Hale: die. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: very true. Uh part of being an intelligent creature is
Justin Hale: Second.
Christopher Hooper: knowing when to leave. Um, and you see uh that shadow that's heading
Tyram: dragon.
Ellis Taylor: a
Christopher Hooper: towards you um is one of the dragon knights and you see it rise to the surface and and then
Ali Leonard: Are they
Christopher Hooper: behind it you see two other
Ali Leonard: dead? Okay, then I don't need to turn back.
Christopher Hooper: figures they're
Ellis Taylor: a Oh, we're
Ali Leonard: Then I don't need to turn this hunk of junk
Ellis Taylor: Okay, I guess we'll just No, we fish their bodies
Ali Leonard: around. They don't You don't want
Christopher Hooper: dead.
Luke Neverisky: It's so sad they
Ellis Taylor: out. I mean, how long
Ali Leonard: a ocean
Luke Neverisky: die.
Ellis Taylor: did How long did it take us to get here?
Ali Leonard: funeral? They already And they've already been buried in the ocean. I'll turn it around if you want me to. It's just going to take approximately 20
Tyram: Damn, that is a bad cornering
Ali Leonard: minutes. The boat has been made
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I do have Reviva 5, but I think it's been
Ali Leonard: very
Tyram: speed.
Luke Neverisky: I think
Ellis Taylor: too
Ali Leonard: large.
Tyram: Well, it's
Ellis Taylor: long.
Ali Leonard: So, out of all of those people in the boat, nobody's
Christopher Hooper: I don't think so. But,
Ellis Taylor: I do have spare the dying,
Christopher Hooper: you know,
Luke Neverisky: I think you're dead.
Ellis Taylor: but I think they're dead. Dead. It's
Ali Leonard: alive. I'm slowly making a
Tyram: I don't know. Can you like mage hand to pull
Ellis Taylor: okay. At worst, we're just going to we're going to bring their bodies
Ali Leonard: turn.
Tyram: them into the See if pull them closer. See if they're alive or
Luke Neverisky: Dead.
Ellis Taylor: back.
Tyram: not.
Ellis Taylor: Do any of us have mage hand? Oh,
Ali Leonard: I
Ellis Taylor: you do. Yeah, I'm not going to
Christopher Hooper: Revivify does cost uh 300 gold pieces, so keep
Ellis Taylor: reify
Ali Leonard: do. Yeah, we need that pivot up
Christopher Hooper: that in mind.
Ellis Taylor: them. I can stabilize
Ali Leonard: front. So, do I stop turning or what
Ellis Taylor: them. I can stabilize them with spare the dying, but I'm sure Tover just wants them
Ali Leonard: are we doing?
Ellis Taylor: to be dead. It's okay. I want to get
Christopher Hooper: You can get
Ellis Taylor: them. I don't want to just leave them. Leave their
Ali Leonard: Okay. And
Christopher Hooper: him.
Ali Leonard: then I make I
Tyram: Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: bodies.
Ali Leonard: do call everyone up to the wheelhouse because I can't really leave the wheelhouse. Do I have an intercom that's not attached to the other intercom? Like
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Not the
Ali Leonard: an internal intercom?
Ellis Taylor: radio.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, there's the radio and then an intercom and then over the like internal intercom I want to be like everybody up to the wheelhouse please
Tyram: I'm going to add up to the wheelhouse.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: over and I want to see if anybody
Christopher Hooper: Um um so
Ali Leonard: comes
Christopher Hooper: you're heading out uh to get the to
Ali Leonard: bodies. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: um to get the bodies, right? Um, so
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Olivia heads out there. Uh, everyone else heading to the wheelhouse. Um,
Tyram: You know, I'm really
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: disappointed in these alleged dragon
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Hey, they're trying their
Ali Leonard: The
Tyram: hunters.
Ali Leonard: engines weren't on. I will say that. I mean, you could have at least had it running, you know, kind of
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: best.
Ali Leonard: like I do have a question. So, I did turn the radio off because they were getting really annoying, but the people that we came with, the dragon knights are on the radio because there's other boats that are being attacked by dragons. And then headquarters is on there as well. They don't really care about that because they were like, "We'll support you." But then they were like, "What's the status of the orb?" And they said it like 15 times and I didn't feel
Tyram: I'll think of you
Ali Leonard: comfortable saying anything. You know what
Tyram: guys. I'll think of you guys there. So,
Ali Leonard: I mean? If we're at
Tyram: their agenda, I feel like we don't support their agenda with the
Luke Neverisky: That's
Ali Leonard: the wheelhouse, I
Tyram: orb. Maybe we just tell them we lost
Ali Leonard: figured that's what I was
Tyram: it. or
Luke Neverisky: All
Ali Leonard: thinking. I was like, "But I can't do that.
Tyram: that it got destroyed during the ritual or some s***. I
Ali Leonard: Yeah, like it got destroyed or like a dragon took it or like something, but like
Tyram: don't.
Ali Leonard: I can't say that cuz they'll see through me. You know what I
Tyram: Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Um Oh, we could How about let's just go with a simple explanation. Um, it fell out
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: and went into the ocean during the dragon
Luke Neverisky: That's
Tyram: fight. Now, do you do now do
Luke Neverisky: easy.
Ali Leonard: mean? Okay. Do you wanna
Tyram: you want me to lie for
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Do you want to tell That would be great. You can call yourself
Tyram: you? Oh, I definitely am.
Ali Leonard: captain if you want because I did not tell them who I was. I just put on an accent. And you have to say over at the end of it or they get very
Tyram: Yeah. Is is the actual captain still around? like Captain Buckle, I think
Ali Leonard: angry. And I called our boat
Tyram: his name
Ali Leonard: big. Is he just like asleep in the captain's
Tyram: was. Someone else I'm pretty disappointed with here. Not having the
Ellis Taylor: He's
Tyram: engines ready to
Ellis Taylor: napping.
Ali Leonard: chair?
Luke Neverisky: Um, wait. What's your what's your deception
Tyram: go. Uh, plus uh 11
Luke Neverisky: score? I don't
Ali Leonard: Also, I called the boat baked stakes, just so everyone knows. Or
Luke Neverisky: want to I don't want to steal your moment, but I do have a plus 13 of
Ali Leonard: sinks. Bake
Justin Hale: Thanks.
Tyram: Liliana, you're good at lying to
Luke Neverisky: this option. Sometimes a white lie, you just got to do it.
Tyram: people. Well, okay, fine.
Ali Leonard: sinks. And she could sound like my voice. It's
Tyram: Yeah. Hey, if you want to do it. I mean, I feel like lying is kind of my thing, but Yeah.
Ali Leonard: very
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: I feel like you guys have been pulling the weight. I mean,
Tyram: It's also true, and I don't know
Luke Neverisky: I'm just got here. I got to, you
Tyram: um how to explain this in character, but um I also can't do worse than a 21.
Luke Neverisky: know, Oh, you have a really good floor on your lying
Ali Leonard: distinctive.
Luke Neverisky: skills. Well, then by all
Justin Hale: Do you on the black
Tyram: Yeah. Like, I've gotten so good at lying that my worst lies, if I had to put a number on them, would be a 21.
Luke Neverisky: means, it would be like a
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: 21. That's true. I like your
Justin Hale: jack?
Luke Neverisky: odds. All right, by all means, go
Ali Leonard: I'm just like offering cigarettes to
Luke Neverisky: talk. I'll be here for you back
Ellis Taylor: I'm so glad Olivia's not
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: in.
Ali Leonard: everyone.
Tyram: Uh, come in, Leroy. This is big sinks
Christopher Hooper: Um, you turn on the radio. So, you turn on the radio and there mid-sentence be like, "So, that's the
Ellis Taylor: around.
Christopher Hooper: plan. We're going to have a big old barbecue and then um probably we want you to bring the ribs if that's okay. We know that Captain Buckle is known for his ribs. So, as soon as you get back and tell us about the orb, we
Ali Leonard: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: can set out about who's going to bring the coles slaw and the rest
Tyram: over
Christopher Hooper: of the um so as I was saying before um this is all based on the book Moby Dick and
Tyram: I turn the radio back off real
Christopher Hooper: that was largely the inspiration
Tyram: quick. I got to wait a couple of minutes and then turn it back
Ali Leonard: Hi. I did I did silence. I did tell him
Tyram: on. See if he's still
Ali Leonard: I was turning off the
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Christopher Hooper: for see the the
Ali Leonard: radio.
Christopher Hooper: emphasis is that this was largely
Tyram: going. Uh
Christopher Hooper: um inspired by um the
Tyram: Leroy, I hate to cut you off there. This is a This is big sinks. got an update for you on
Christopher Hooper: early industrialization of the
Tyram: the orb
Ali Leonard: Thank
Christopher Hooper: United Oh. Uh fantastic. Big sinks. This is HQ. Would love the current status of the orb.
Tyram: over. That's a got some bad news for you there, HQ. Uh during the
Ali Leonard: you.
Tyram: assault by the dragon, the uh the orb fell into the
Christopher Hooper: Over. Oh, that's
Tyram: ocean. That's big 4 HQ.
Christopher Hooper: not good. Big sinks over. Oh, no. Not a 104 over. Um, are you able to
Tyram: Over. That's a big negative.
Christopher Hooper: go retrieve the orb over? All right, big sinks. We will be sending a team to retrieve the orb over. Is the blue dragon still under the boat?
Tyram: Over. Um. Unclear. Over. Um. Oh, it's actually not over. Um, it's unclear. it. Um, we lost track of it. It did kill a bunch of the St. Georgees though.
Christopher Hooper: Over. They will be missed
Luke Neverisky: Sounds like
Christopher Hooper: over. Um, are you able to supply your portion of the victory picnic upon arrival at the harbor
Tyram: Over. What were you
Luke Neverisky: it. Victory
Tyram: expecting? Were you dragon meat? Because no, we don't have any over.
Luke Neverisky: pack.
Christopher Hooper: over? That's a big bummer. Big sinks over. We're going to have to figure out Sorry, not over. Uh, we're going to have to figure out another main
Tyram: Uh I I I got nothing
Luke Neverisky: present.
Christopher Hooper: over. Hey, HQ over. We have taken down one of the dragons. We can provide the main over. Thank you, Leroy. That's mighty kind. Um, we will
Tyram: over
Christopher Hooper: take the side that we had prior assigned to you to the victory
Tyram: Did you ever want me to roll deception on
Christopher Hooper: picnic over. Thank
Tyram: that or anything
Christopher Hooper: you. Yeah, go
Tyram: or Okay, that's a
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: 28. And I can make it better if you need me
Christopher Hooper: 28.
Tyram: to.
Christopher Hooper: Um, no, I don't need you to. I um you know this radio speak it's hard to um get much of a unique um character but the little intricacies that are necessary you ace him and uh they totally bought that story that you lost it in the water. Um, okay. Um, all right. Big sinks. Uh, what is your estimated time of arrival at the harbor
Tyram: I might look over at
Luke Neverisky: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: in Greyport
Ali Leonard: I do calculations. I don't know. Do I know Do I know? I'm not a vote
Tyram: Elizabeth.
Ellis Taylor: Well, we know distance and we know speed,
Ali Leonard: person.
Christopher Hooper: over?
Ellis Taylor: right?
Christopher Hooper: Uh, it took you about um you did an overnight, right? So, it took you about uh 12 hours to get
Ali Leonard: Okay, we just left. So about 12
Christopher Hooper: here. So, probably 12 hours back.
Ali Leonard: hours. Yeah, about 12
Tyram: Thanks.
Ali Leonard: hours.
Christopher Hooper: So, I'm sorry, Big Sinks. Did you have a time on your
Tyram: Oh. Uh, we're estimating about 12 hours
Christopher Hooper: estimated time of arrival for the harbor over? Oh, hanky dory, big sinks. That sounds great. We'll plan for the picnic uh in 24 hours over. Hey, um this is
Tyram: over
Christopher Hooper: Jenkins. We will not be able to make the victory picnic nor contribute any to the picnic. We are sinking. Um we were not able to uh destroy the dragon over. Oh, that is unfortunate. Jenkins, um can
Justin Hale: Sounds
Christopher Hooper: you relay the status of the dragon uh over? Yes. Uh HQ. Um we believe that the Dragon is looking pretty bloodied. Um it looks like they uh are making sure to sink our vessel and kill all aboard, but they uh do
Justin Hale: like
Christopher Hooper: appear to be fleeing now um for safe harbor over. Hello Jenkins. This is Leroy. Um are you in need of aid? I'm sorry Leroy. Uh this is Jenkins. Um, I would not advise you ADAS at this time. Um, we believe that the beautiful copper dragon is leaving the scene at this point. Over. I'm sorry to hear that, Jenkins. Do you need our aid in any recovery of personnel that are found at sea? Over. Oh, that's a mighty kind offer, Leroy. This is Jenkins. Um, I'm the last alive on this ship. Um, I am not the captain and um, I have mortal wounds, so I will soon be bleeding out over. Well, that's a shame, Jenkins. We do not have a healer on deck at this point. Um, they were killed in the action, so we will not be able to revive you or heal you at this time, but we will remember you and celebrate you at the victory picnic. Over. Thank you,
Tyram: And I I put my hand over the receiver like, can we can we get there in time?
Christopher Hooper: Leroy.
Tyram: Is this something we want to do? Or that's an Ellsworth
Ellis Taylor: Olivia's fishing bodies out of the water.
Tyram: question. How far away are they? I
Ellis Taylor: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Um, they they're
Ellis Taylor: they were small from when you described
Christopher Hooper: um they're they're probably they're probably like close to 40 minutes
Tyram: mean, oh yeah, we're okay.
Christopher Hooper: away. on
Tyram: We're We're not going to make it. Oh, and hey, what if we
Luke Neverisky: But hey, at least we'll celebrate them in the victory
Ellis Taylor: them.
Tyram: uh made the boat smaller? Would that make us move faster again?
Luke Neverisky: page.
Christopher Hooper: boat. The engine scale with the boat. The
Tyram: What? Yeah, but what if we made the boat smaller and
Christopher Hooper: engine scale with the boat.
Tyram: then cast in large on the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that would be
Tyram: engines? Brew is
Christopher Hooper: smart. But I don't think the brew is that
Tyram: incredibly
Christopher Hooper: smart. Oh, yeah. Statistically,
Tyram: smart.
Justin Hale: I'm the smartest person in this room. I'm
Luke Neverisky: You
Justin Hale: smarter than anybody at my height.
Luke Neverisky: sure are. You sure are.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Hello, Leroy. This is Jenkins. Um, I would just like to see if you
Ali Leonard: What?
Christopher Hooper: could pass along a personal note to my sister, um, Tiana. Um, just tell her that, um, sorry I'm going to miss her wedding. I will not be able to do best man duties. Um, if you could find a replacer for me to take care of that, that'd be great. Overt. Oh, sorry to hear that, Jenkins. This is Leroy. I will pass along your message to your your sister and my best friend Tiana. And we will be sad to miss you at her wedding, but we will also mourn you at the
Tyram: I mean, is there something we can do about this? I mean, I feel like we're
Christopher Hooper: victory picnic. Uh we'll remember you
Tyram: kind of like made to feel really guilty about stuff we had no control
Luke Neverisky: You know what you can do, Silus? You can write a great speech
Tyram: over.
Luke Neverisky: for them at the Victory
Tyram: Let's just
Christopher Hooper: forever.
Luke Neverisky: Technic.
Christopher Hooper: And this goes on
Tyram: go. I turn off the radio. This is very
Christopher Hooper: for a little bit longer.
Luke Neverisky: Let's see how long
Christopher Hooper: Um, and you start and you start heading back to
Tyram: unproductive. Man, these guys are
Christopher Hooper: Grayport.
Tyram: really, really bad at fighting dragons. Like
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh,
Tyram: this was a catastrophe. Like what what are these guys even
Luke Neverisky: it
Tyram: doing, you
Christopher Hooper: what? Um, I guess at this at this point, um, you have everyone aboard. Uh, the Dragon Knights are resting at this point. Um, unconscious but
Tyram: know? Good work
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: alive and stabilized.
Tyram: team.
Ellis Taylor: Yay.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh it's pretty quiet the rest of the the
Tyram: So overall, was it just the one boat that got like totaled or what? Okay. Well, hey, I mean,
Christopher Hooper: ride. Seems so.
Tyram: it's a quasi successful mission, I guess, then after all. Although, our boat would have been f***** without us.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: This is
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, these guys are like
Christopher Hooper: Um you eventually see that it looks like the
Justin Hale: true.
Christopher Hooper: crew of the boat um was hiding in the quarters.
Ellis Taylor: s***** of our
Christopher Hooper: Um yes.
Ellis Taylor: boat.
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Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um and uh it looks like uh one of the nice So you enlar you just kept the enlargement of the the boat, right? You didn't you didn't switch it to just the engines or anything like that. Um,
Justin Hale: No, that would make things because it doesn't I would imagine it doesn't
Christopher Hooper: so yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't really want to think
Justin Hale: go to the props and all of the you know transmission
Christopher Hooper: about that. Um, but one thing that did also get enlarged with the boat is the the hail casts and they have been nervously drinking in their quarters, uh, waiting for the everything to
Justin Hale: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: calm down. And, um, eventually they start coming out of the quarters and, uh, Captain Buckle comes into the wheelhouse, says, "Hey, uh, and everything okay? The boat seems bigger. Are we on the same boat?
Justin Hale: The boat is the It seems the same size as
Christopher Hooper: Am I
Justin Hale: we left
Christopher Hooper: smaller? Oh
Justin Hale: it. Maybe you do. You
Christopher Hooper: god. Oh no. I didn't know I was
Justin Hale: do look a couple inches
Christopher Hooper: that old. Where are we heading, Captain? Wait,
Justin Hale: shorter.
Christopher Hooper: I'm the captain. What are you doing? Driving my boat. Well, thank you for driving my boat and getting us out of
Justin Hale: Look at
Christopher Hooper: here.
Justin Hale: me. I am the captain
Christopher Hooper: All right, fine. You earned
Justin Hale: now. All right. Give me your Give me your funny
Tyram: Oh, so do we have a vote now?
Christopher Hooper: it. Okay, here you
Justin Hale: head.
Tyram: That's actually pretty
Christopher Hooper: go.
Tyram: rad.
Ellis Taylor: We have a big
Christopher Hooper: Um, and it's a boat that says I got crabs at Joe's
Ellis Taylor: boat.
Christopher Hooper: Shack.
Justin Hale: Why?
Ellis Taylor: It's okay. It's just
Christopher Hooper: Um, it's my favorite
Justin Hale: Why?
Christopher Hooper: hat. It's a funny one cuz it's a well, there's a a a veneerial disease you can get called Joe's and uh they named the shack after
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, I think my
Christopher Hooper: it and you can eat crabs at
Justin Hale: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: sister had
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, I'm sorry to hear
Justin Hale: that's
Luke Neverisky: J.
Ellis Taylor: paint.
Christopher Hooper: that. It's terrible. Very itchy. Don't ask me how I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Sorry for your
Christopher Hooper: know. My friend got it
Luke Neverisky: friend.
Christopher Hooper: once. Me
Justin Hale: So if a person if a person named Joe
Luke Neverisky: Jojo. Yeah, it happened.
Christopher Hooper: too.
Justin Hale: gets
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Yes. Named after
Justin Hale: Joe's All right, that's all
Christopher Hooper: the first recorded instance from
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: Joseph, but I don't want to belver the point. Anyway, it's my favorite
Luke Neverisky: Y
Christopher Hooper: hat, but you're doing a mighty fine job sailing this right back to harbor. Remember, turn off the engines and let us know when we need to start rowing when we get into the harbor. It's a no wake zone, as you
Justin Hale: of course. Of course I know
Christopher Hooper: know.
Justin Hale: that. Most of us
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, I see.
Justin Hale: know that I should
Tyram: Oh, I have zero respect left for
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.
Justin Hale: say
Tyram: these crew of sailors. I'm not interested in impressing them at
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. And you uh um at at one point
Tyram: all.
Christopher Hooper: the the um Dragon Knights wake up and they say, "Oh, what happened? Where where am I?" Um looks like they're uh one of the the second rank uh wakes up first. um kind of gets above deck and stretches around um approaches you Olivia and says, "Hey, what what happened with the
Ellis Taylor: Oh, honey. Um, well, the dragon drug you down. I'm not quite sure how deep and you died, but it's okay. We got you out of the water. Got you back going. But yeah, no clue what happened to the dragon. just scadaddled
Christopher Hooper: dragon? It didn't go back,
Ellis Taylor: and
Christopher Hooper: right? I think we left it bloodied at
Ellis Taylor: Huh? Oh, I have no
Christopher Hooper: the bottom of the the ocean. I died when I when I
Ellis Taylor: idea. Oh, you were just fighting
Christopher Hooper: suffocated. I remember suffocating in the
Ellis Taylor: until Okay. Yeah. I don't know
Tyram: We never saw it come
Ellis Taylor: where you were on the boat, honey. But if
Tyram: back up again.
Ellis Taylor: you It did not come back up again.
Christopher Hooper: water. All
Ellis Taylor: No.
Christopher Hooper: right. We didn't You didn't try to pull it up above,
Ellis Taylor: No, no. I
Christopher Hooper: did you? Oh,
Ellis Taylor: We honestly couldn't even see it. All you were were these little shadows
Christopher Hooper: damn. That's my
Tyram: No.
Ellis Taylor: until you surfaced.
Christopher Hooper: promotion. All right. Well, it you did the you did the ritual,
Ellis Taylor: So, uh, yes. Yes, we did. But, um, I I think I checked in with Silus. I haven't talked to him in a while. He's the one that has the
Tyram: No,
Ellis Taylor: orb. He'll be able to give you better
Christopher Hooper: right?
Tyram: he
Ellis Taylor: information. I don't I know
Christopher Hooper: We got to figure
Justin Hale: What
Tyram: doesn't. We weren't there for that. We were talking
Ellis Taylor: nothing. I was fishing
Ali Leonard: No, she's been pulling
Tyram: about it. I thought we were talking about it in the group call on psychic
Ellis Taylor: bodies out of the water. Oh, I guess we
Ali Leonard: dead bodies out.
Tyram: phone.
Ellis Taylor: could have talked him in the group call. So, I'll just I'm
Christopher Hooper: out, but she doesn't want to
Ellis Taylor: still I'm sending them like Huh?
Christopher Hooper: answer
Justin Hale: is
Tyram: Okay. Well, actually, um, while we're on that subject,
Ellis Taylor: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: um, is there, um, like a lead like box somewhere on this boat that like people use like store s***
Christopher Hooper: a lead
Tyram: in? Yeah. I want to put the dragon orb
Christopher Hooper: box on the boat.
Tyram: inside of a lead line something or other just in case like someone tries to like track
Ellis Taylor: A fair. Can we make a fair day
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Ellis Taylor: cage? A magic faraday
Christopher Hooper: um um you're not you're not
Ellis Taylor: cage.
Christopher Hooper: going to find an existing lead box. Um, if if you wanted to work with Brew to make a Faraday cage, um, you probably could, uh, with a with a We'll give you a Let's Let's roll a luck check here. Um, let's say high or low. You want high or
Tyram: Is it brew rolling or is it
Christopher Hooper: low? Uh, you,
Justin Hale: Are you
Tyram: me?
Christopher Hooper: Silus. Now one. That's as
Tyram: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: low as it gets. Um, yeah. So, you and Brew are able to scrge together um some metal
Justin Hale: asking
Christopher Hooper: pieces like leftover. It looks like leftover sheeting that's used to repair the boat, and you're able to make a little bit of a a like Faraday cage uh box to put put the
Tyram: I'm so glad I'm friends with a bunch of
Christopher Hooper: orb
Luke Neverisky: It's not
Ellis Taylor: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: in.
Tyram: nerds.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Uh, and at some point, um, man, that's the luckiest of lucky. Uh, you do that and at some point you're just hanging out,
Luke Neverisky: good.
Christopher Hooper: relaxing, and, uh, one of the knights approaches you, Silus, says, "Hey, uh, Olivia said you uh, you knew where the orb
Tyram: I'm afraid that it's been
Christopher Hooper: is.
Tyram: lost. Yeah, during the fighting it was in my bag, but it got ruptured and it just fell into the
Christopher Hooper: lost. Oh
Tyram: ocean.
Christopher Hooper: s***. Are we Are we going to go back and get
Tyram: You guys can, but I feel like we need to uh we've got so many wounded and the boats in rough shape. So, I just feel like it's just not the not the time. We completed the ritual, so we did what we needed to
Christopher Hooper: in? Damn it. Well, All right. Can't believe that we did so much, but I don't have anything to bring back. Was
Tyram: do.
Christopher Hooper: really hoping for this promotion. All right. Well, it is what it is. Now y'all are all safe. Everyone's
Tyram: Oh, we did hear on the radio that Jenkins passed away, but please don't say too much about
Christopher Hooper: alive. Oh, the
Tyram: it. Yeah, Jenkins whole
Christopher Hooper: old
Tyram: boat. It is. That's
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: boat. That's sad. I think
Tyram: probably enough said on the subject, but I just thought you'd want to
Christopher Hooper: his sister is getting married. Well, it's kind of
Tyram: know. I I
Christopher Hooper: an a******, so
Tyram: I never met him in any meaningful way, so I don't
Christopher Hooper: it'll be all right. I may be able to get a promotion because of the loss of captains on that
Tyram: know. I'm going to think over to the rest of the
Luke Neverisky: There's some tunnel.
Christopher Hooper: ship. This could still work out. All
Tyram: party. You know, it sounds like this guy's really the a******
Justin Hale: Damn.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, maybe we should have sh she thinks back. Yeah, it sounds like we should have saved
Tyram: here. Well, we saved who we were like
Ellis Taylor: Jenkins and not this a******.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: close enough to save, I feel
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we say too we could
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: like. All right. Well, you know, guys, I feel like I am uh raring for a nap here. So, I'm going to go I'm going to
Ellis Taylor: but time for a long
Tyram: go Dex and sleep here.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right. And with that, um, you all get a long
Ellis Taylor: rest.
Christopher Hooper: rest. It's like you were never hurt in the first
Tyram: I kind of feel guilty because I only
Ellis Taylor: Yay. Take a nap.
Christopher Hooper: place. I'm such a nice
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: lost nine HP that whole
Luke Neverisky: Well, yeah. But now you all get
Christopher Hooper: DM.
Tyram: time. f*** yeah. I love
Luke Neverisky: inspiration. So, you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: inspiration.
Luke Neverisky: know, got my
Ellis Taylor: You get
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: Liliana has uh the ability to pass on inspiration
Luke Neverisky: part entertainer and
Tyram: whenever we rest.
Luke Neverisky: musician.
Ellis Taylor: inspiration. Oh,
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Christopher Hooper: and and at um
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: cool.
Christopher Hooper: at the the the early morning, you trickle into the harbor and you see a long line of dragon knights with their sick ass dragon bone armor and they're cheering you on at the docks. Yeah.
Tyram: I think it's a party that, you know, now I'm convinced that they must have
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Dragon
Tyram: like bought that secondhand because like They don't seem like they're good enough at killing dragons to have gotten it
Luke Neverisky: Maybe they're
Christopher Hooper: killers. They killed two and a half
Tyram: themselves. Oh, they killed
Christopher Hooper: dragons. What are you talking about? You
Tyram: their
Christopher Hooper: see You see Leroy uh behind their boat is drawing. Yeah. They're going to they're going to provide the the
Luke Neverisky: just being in the
Christopher Hooper: roast dragon meat for the picnic. I
Tyram: dragons.
Christopher Hooper: waste my time on y'all sometimes. Um, dragon behind the boat is a is a dead um white dragon body um floating along and uh there's cheers at the docks and uh pulled up and uh they're all cheering as you exit the boat and uh there's um and that's where we'll leave it for tonight.
Ellis Taylor: Well,
Justin Hale: Well, find that
Christopher Hooper: It's late and I see the fading in your old
Justin Hale: way. No, you
Luke Neverisky: Well, yeah.
Justin Hale: don't. I don't.
Christopher Hooper: eyes. And that's it.
Tyram: Well, good work team. All
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we didn't die. Close. We didn't
Ellis Taylor: Yay! We did
Tyram: right, so honestly, I would love it if we could talk to Luna, like
Ellis Taylor: it.
Tyram: maybe get her perspective on
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Oh, yeah. I was gonna say it's
Tyram: things.
Ellis Taylor: like perfect that it was Ma because it's his
Luke Neverisky: die.
Ellis Taylor: goddess. They got to throw the
Tyram: Yeah. So, now we just need to track
Ellis Taylor: thing. Also, you know, he's
Tyram: down Victor and then we can use his orb, his stone to
Ellis Taylor: athletic and s***. Oh, yeah.
Tyram: talk to
Ellis Taylor: Oh, I need to write that. Next
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I love
Justin Hale: We go find
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: time. Next time.
Christopher Hooper: that.
Justin Hale: Victor. Punch him in the face. Stone. His
Tyram: uh
Justin Hale: stone. You got me saying orb
Tyram: Yeah, my bad.
Justin Hale: now.
Christopher Hooper: I love that. Uh I love that y'all tied Victor into
Tyram: Well, I mean, he's in town,
Ellis Taylor: And
Christopher Hooper: this. I didn't even have to. It's great.
Ellis Taylor: then also we need to like go through the I don't know the data and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: figure out if we could have you whatever the information we got
Tyram: so yeah, We need to we
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: from completing the ritual that we diverted from the dragon
Tyram: need to slip away and see what information the George people were trying to get and see if it's something we can use.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yeah. So, I didn't want to RP that to belabor it. Um, but you're able to get um a set of coordinates
Ellis Taylor: people.
Christopher Hooper: um off the machine um that you're able to to
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: hijack um through the terminal, you know, with the keyboard and everything um pressing keys and such um on a floppy disc.
Justin Hale: Hold
Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah. Yeah. Um, and
Justin Hale: off.
Christopher Hooper: you're able to to get those. Um, and uh, keep in mind also you uh sabotaged the other relays. Uh, so they got um, now here's a question. Did you um, sabotage it in a way that they just got
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: like no signal or incorrect signals?
Justin Hale: I think we said incorrect signals,
Christopher Hooper: I think
Justin Hale: right? We were purposely
Christopher Hooper: so. I think so. Um, so uh one thing next time I will try to remember is to show you a map and and the signals uh coordinates that you got and um I'll let
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: you um choose some couple coordinates that you're sending them to. Um,
Justin Hale: luring.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, that was cool. I really thought I was going to
Luke Neverisky: there.
Christopher Hooper: drown two of you. Um, especially Silus, who I didn't realize had a con mod of
Tyram: That was my
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: zero. I was like, "Oh,
Tyram: finest turn was the one where I got to stab him and escape all at
Christopher Hooper: wow." Yeah. Yeah. I was I was like, "Do you want to hang on?" I don't know. I mean, I could see utility in both. Oh, s***. You would
Justin Hale: Then heat.
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. I
Christopher Hooper: drown
Tyram: once.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: Now that I can like teleport every turn, like I've got
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: immediately.
Tyram: like top tier mobility, so you know, should should be able to get myself out
Christopher Hooper: I I feel like to also that like um that rogue feat of of uh if you succeed your
Tyram: of.
Christopher Hooper: dexterity saving throw, you take no damage is
Tyram: Yeah, it's great for
Christopher Hooper: like crazy on those AOE spells.
Tyram: dragons. Although some of the dragons make you do con saves, which I would be
Christopher Hooper: Is
Tyram: totally f*****, but or actually
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, I'll have to look
Tyram: no, those don't exist. You shouldn't look for
Christopher Hooper: those up. Um cuz
Tyram: them. Oh yeah,
Christopher Hooper: like most AoE's are are deck saves for the most
Tyram: like most things that just do damage are most often going to be deck
Christopher Hooper: part. Yeah. Um, so considering your decks is already very high and like the nice thing about those as a DM is usually they do damage even if you succeed and the fact that even it gets rid of that is
Tyram: saves. Monks have it too. So it also applies
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Let's
Christopher Hooper: really really
Tyram: to
Luke Neverisky: go.
Christopher Hooper: powerful. Yeah. Oh my god. So you have that and then your party has so much healing across
Ellis Taylor: Mhm. We we we
Christopher Hooper: everybody. Um, yeah, you all have a little bit of healing,
Ellis Taylor: corrected.
Christopher Hooper: which is really all you need to just get everyone back up. It's
Tyram: I need to probably stock up on healing potions because I have
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Tyram: absolutely nothing for healing people otherwise. And I think I'm the only one in the
Ali Leonard: And you're always like up on top of a ceiling so it can't even get to
Christopher Hooper: crazy. That's
Tyram: party.
Ali Leonard: you.
Christopher Hooper: true. You were very isolated, but like you were untouched the whole time, so it didn't even matter.
Tyram: By sheer coincidence, I was able to not be in a straight line with the other party members at any
Christopher Hooper: I feel like Luke is experiencing my pain as a bard, which is
Ellis Taylor: I'm
Christopher Hooper: like low
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's that's
Ellis Taylor: done.
Luke Neverisky: one shot. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: HP. Yeah. And like
Tyram: point. Well, Bards have a rough time when the
Luke Neverisky: but it's all good. As you do it,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: enemy has legendary resistance because bards do have a lot of I instantly win uh spells in their repertoire, but
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: the dragon can just eat them to a certain extent, you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I realized that was gonna it was an uphill battle. So, I was like, "All right, I'm just
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: know. Yeah, probably more an instant win.
Luke Neverisky: going to play Healbot
Tyram: Um things like Tasha's like autos Irresistible dance like that, like those are all pretty much instant wins.
Luke Neverisky: instead.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: But yeah. Oh, uh, what's it? Um, the third level spell that does like a big illusion. Um, no, it
Ellis Taylor: Oh yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: like the I can't remember the name of it, but like it basically like shuts everyone down for like it's like the non-lethal fireball basically.
Christopher Hooper: Mirage.
Tyram: Um, that's it.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Tyram: Yeah, that's also basically an instant
Luke Neverisky: pattern. Mhm. That's a
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. That's an illusion spell, I
Luke Neverisky: favorite.
Christopher Hooper: guess. Yeah, that one's given like so
Tyram: win. Well, it's an instant
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: early, too. It's
Tyram: win as long as it's okay for you to run away. If you have to actually kill it, it
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Tyram: gives you a free shot, but it doesn't do much more than
Ellis Taylor: basketball.
Christopher Hooper: crazy.
Tyram: that.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Um, I thought it was I thought it was great. Uh, I was happy that you like were still critical, Luke, in like getting Brew back up and getting the engines going. Um, too, uh, cuz it can be sad when you're like Polymorph just
Luke Neverisky: Great. Yeah, I know. Well, that's my turn. Yeah, I'm so thankful
Christopher Hooper: like padded away.
Luke Neverisky: I can heal as a bonus action.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. when you can like heal and buff, it's it's nice to to do those out. Oh man. And it's funny else remembering like, oh yeah, this is a modern
Ali Leonard: I forgot. I
Christopher Hooper: boat, so like you just start the engine at the
Ali Leonard: literally just
Christopher Hooper: front. Oh man. Well, I hope y'all had fun. Um, big
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. It's good
Christopher Hooper: battle.
Justin Hale: Good
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: forgot.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, there's definitely a moment where I was like, are they going to are
Tyram: When Brew and
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Christopher Hooper: they going to all die?
Tyram: Liliana both were down, it was looking pretty dicey.
Luke Neverisky: stuff.
Christopher Hooper: You're not going to kill them
Justin Hale: stuff.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: all. And then y'all were like back up
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Nothing
Christopher Hooper: like a around later and it was fine
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: happens down
Christopher Hooper: like
Justin Hale: Well, and then I was down. And then I was up.
Christopher Hooper: with Yeah. Yeah. You were It took you a little bit longer but like people were in the right places. The fact that um that
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's a cool
Christopher Hooper: hill spell from Olivia like just 30 feet
Luke Neverisky: again.
Christopher Hooper: doesn't need to see doesn't need to touch just like in the
Tyram: Man,
Ellis Taylor: one.
Christopher Hooper: zone. It's like, "Yeah, okay. No problem.
Justin Hale: Honestly, that was kind of clutch because if I were to have been hit again while I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, yeah,
Justin Hale: was down, would I have been dead?
Tyram: Well, I think
Christopher Hooper: yeah,
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: you would have gotten like two instant death save,
Justin Hale: Cool.
Tyram: right? Is that how that
Christopher Hooper: yeah." Mhm. Unless
Justin Hale: Oh, right. I had a success with
Tyram: works?
Christopher Hooper: it doubled your your health. Yeah. Which it could
Justin Hale: the I
Christopher Hooper: have. Yeah.
Justin Hale: could have. Yeah, I'm only at
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, so that was I mean it was interesting because Silus was full and like the one mostly engaging and like uh the knights hadn't
Justin Hale: 75.
Christopher Hooper: yet engaged until just then really. Um, and they were like missing a
Tyram: All
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: lot. Um, yeah, that was fun. Cool. Well, have a great week
Luke Neverisky: Agree. Yeah, you
Ellis Taylor: you,
Christopher Hooper: everybody. Um, anybody anybody uh missing
Luke Neverisky: too.
Ellis Taylor: too.
Christopher Hooper: next week that you already know
Ellis Taylor: Maybe we might be going climbing, but if it's raining, then we
Justin Hale: I don't think
Ellis Taylor: won't. And we dry down on Friday night, so
Tyram: right. I hope it rains.
Ellis Taylor: maybe.
Christopher Hooper: of? Okay. I hope it rains, I
Justin Hale: so.
Christopher Hooper: guess. Um, next time we will uh we will see uh how the picnic goes. Um, if you connect with Victor, um, what's going on with St. George and how they're going to see what happens next with the orb and stuff and where they go
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: and go from there.
Justin Hale: So, next session, punch Victor in the face. Got
Tyram: He said he was at the
Christopher Hooper: Y'all got to find Victor. Do y'all even know where he
Justin Hale: it. If
Tyram: zoo.
Christopher Hooper: is? Yeah, he's at the
Justin Hale: he's left the zoo, he's in mortal peril. A
Tyram: Well, I mean, we
Justin Hale: stress very clearly on the
Tyram: have the world's greatest detectives and
Justin Hale: phone.
Tyram: Olivia, so we'll definitely be able to track him
Luke Neverisky: Yes. It's
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: zoo.
Luke Neverisky: true.
Ellis Taylor: we got this.
Christopher Hooper: E. Yeah, no problem. Probably. probably no problem. I mean, it will be interesting because now because now
Tyram: down. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: you don't have a sending stone for it, but um it should be
Ellis Taylor: It's okay. We'll find him. All right. I gotta
Ali Leonard: We'll follow the
Christopher Hooper: fine. Yeah. All right. Good
Luke Neverisky: Yes. Right. See you.
Ellis Taylor: go. Good night.
Ali Leonard: explosions.
Christopher Hooper: night,
Justin Hale: Waiting.
Christopher Hooper: y'all. Yeah. And the guy said I look like John Benny Ramsey. I went on a date uh this week actually. Yeah. Yeah. And the guy said I looked like John Benny Ramsey. were still alive. And we had a fun night of role playing. What are you doing? You have something to talk about, right? Holy cow. I know. Charming. So, are you Yeah. Yeah. And the guy said I look like John Benny Ramsey. What does that mean? The value