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Tyram: in hell. Oh well, I feel like we do have the ideal heist crew though if we wanted to go through with the heist because we got, you know, Silus and Brew, you know, like uh professional rogues and then we got Ellswith, who I think is going to be the real MVP of any heist we try to pull off

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to have one voice of

Tyram: here. I don't know what you

Ali Leonard: reason with you

Tyram: mean.

Justin Hale: We did just fine before we met

Ali Leonard: two.

Justin Hale: you all.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, sure. You

Tyram: We're so good at stealing stuff that even when you guys were actively trying to stop us from stealing the Bugatti, we still stole

Ali Leonard: did

Tyram: it. And it's the Bugatti now. It was the

Ali Leonard: the

Tyram: Bugatti when we were stealing it. It's now the Bugatti because we stole it in a way. I

Ali Leonard: bugatti. Maybe it's always been a bugatti.

Tyram: think

Ali Leonard: Destined.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Maybe. Maybe. Let's

Ali Leonard: I

Tyram: Oh, we can totally park the Bugatti inside of our pocket village now. We don't have to

Ali Leonard: also like that it

Tyram: like keep it like on the outskirts of town

Ali Leonard: said, "Oh, yeah. Now that if Elizabeth goes in there, it's apparently full of garages. So, take your

Tyram: anymore. Hell yeah. Oh, and I guess Pepsi can hang out inside of the

Christopher Hooper: see.

Tyram: pocket village,

Ali Leonard: pick. Get all the things she

Tyram: too. Yeah.

Justin Hale: She's got to

Ali Leonard: wants.

Justin Hale: become a full-fledged party

Tyram: I mean, isn't she already really in every way that

Ali Leonard: hang out with. She

Justin Hale: member.

Ali Leonard: can hang out with

Tyram: counts? So, Jas, you need a recap from last

Justin Hale: Uh,

Tyram: time. Okay.

Justin Hale: we can recap. I read the session notes, but it's probably better if we

Ali Leonard: Luna. They left

Tyram: In fact, yeah, actually Ally, I want you to

Christopher Hooper: Beautiful.

Ali Leonard: out the most important

Tyram: take it this week since like that was your whole

Ali Leonard: thing. I mean, that's the only thing I

Tyram: thing. Okay.

Justin Hale: recap.

Ali Leonard: remember. I kind of I kind of blanked out except for

Tyram: Um, I don't think we did anything really meaningful inside of the pocket village before we left. We just kind of

Ali Leonard: that. No, we just

Tyram: Yeah, we dipped um as soon as we crawled out.

Ali Leonard: did.

Tyram: Uh apparently it one thing that is important to know is that um apparently time passes at the same pace inside the village as it does outside. Like we were in there for about a day and we came out it had been about a day. So we don't have to worry about like years passing while we're inside or anything like

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we didn't even think about that. We kind of just kind of did

Tyram: that. We kind of just did it.

Justin Hale: I

Ali Leonard: it. No

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Iro was waiting for us outside. He took a Polaroid of uh our completed project, added it to his uh his scrapbook/hord. Um and uh yeah, from there we went to go uh meet

Ali Leonard: worries.

Tyram: with the head of the Twilight Company. Um and I think this is where I'm going to turn it over to

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. We went to this place that's near the zoo and then

Tyram: Ally. f******

Ali Leonard: we tried to get in and Victor was f****** useless like

Tyram: Victor.

Ali Leonard: always. And it's there's a password. He didn't even know the password. So, we had to figure that

Tyram: Like the one reason we might have wanted him around was like get us through little

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: inconveniences like that, but no, we couldn't even do

Ali Leonard: He's like, "I can take you through my entrance. It's through a sewer. You have to walk through poopy." And it's like, "Why would I do that, idiot?" So, we walk

Tyram: that.

Ali Leonard: in and we see this most magnificent person we've ever seen in our entire lives. And she's up on the stairs and she's got a big old snake. And then, so that's the head of the Twilight Company. We follow Lady Viper to her office and then there's this decrepit old butler who says that we're not dressed up enough cuz we're in our our work clo our barn clothes and so we have to change and that's why there's a picture of Kristen Kish in the chat for

Tyram: It also the the

Ali Leonard: me and so we all

Tyram: recap also fumbled the ball on uh Ellit's drip. Like I didn't mention

Ali Leonard: changed

Tyram: that at

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I know. I wore a hat of disguise with a suit and I looked f****** snatched and amazing and then didn't even say it. That's fine. Whatever. So, Jesus lets us in

Tyram: all.

Ali Leonard: and Lady Viper is there. Oh, we do see

Tyram: Yeah, her office has like a bunch

Ali Leonard: the um rat king as we

Tyram: of like animals like uh in little menageries

Ali Leonard: enter.

Tyram: around. There's a rat king and some other less horrifying um animals as well, but rat king is setting the bar pretty low as far like

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Rat King. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we go in, there's Lady Viper,

Tyram: horrifying.

Ali Leonard: who is Ria Ripley, but in business clothes, and she is very trying to think of the right

Tyram: Yeah, she was very

Ali Leonard: words. Alluring maybe is the right word.

Tyram: charismatic. She was very uh very put together.

Ali Leonard: Anyway, very charismatic but like not in like a

Tyram: Like she she had like big like boss b****

Ali Leonard: happy way. Yeah. That like

Tyram: energy.

Ali Leonard: you're drawn to her and so she tells us her whole backstory. Not her whole backstory. She tells us that she wants to blow up the

Tyram: Yeah, she is uh against the Eldor and Empire.

Justin Hale: Cheers.

Tyram: Olivia deduced her backstory.

Ali Leonard: moons. Yeah. Apparently she's

Justin Hale: Log

Ali Leonard: the granddaughter great grand

Tyram: Um I'm not sure how many human

Ali Leonard: relative of Madame Lash Lrand

Tyram: generation in like 200 years. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever the hell Claude said.

Ali Leonard: Lrange

Tyram: Not that. Yeah, Madam, you remember from the last campaign? The one who helped Dane start the

Justin Hale: Right.

Ali Leonard: Lrand. Yeah, it's her relative. and she was her whole family was murdered at some point by

Justin Hale: Right.

Ali Leonard: Eldorans. So she's got a vendetta and we made sure she's not out to kill all the Eldorans. So that's good. She's not out

Tyram: zoo. Yeah, we tried to do more due diligence because like the

Ali Leonard: for mass

Tyram: last several allies we tried to like get with turned out to be s********.

Ali Leonard: murder. Yeah. But she was very cool and I showed her the pocket village, but I entered first so it glitched out because I was freaking out while talking to her. So it started glitching out and

Tyram: So

Ali Leonard: like so everything I was thinking was like popping

Justin Hale: So performance anxiety

Ali Leonard: up. Yeah, it was really embarrassing. Um, she seemed to take it in stride though, which is great. And then she met Luna and she's on board with our whole thing to bring Luna to power. But she also said something about our rocket ship because she said in a week we're going to blow up the moon. We're going

Tyram: Well, we're not going to go to the moon in a week. We're going to go to

Ali Leonard: to go to the moon and blow up some

Tyram: Eldoran and we're going to go to the city in a

Ali Leonard: stuff to the city. And isn't that on

Tyram: week. No.

Ali Leonard: the fake moon? I have been thinking

Tyram: Um,

Ali Leonard: it was on the moon this whole time. That's why we were

Tyram: nope.

Ali Leonard: when we said I kept saying we need a rocket ship in a week and you kept saying no you don't. And I was like what are you talking about? Aldor's on the moon. Okay,

Tyram: Aldora herself might be on the moon, but the city we're

Ali Leonard: I get it. Wow. It took me a full

Tyram: going to is not. We don't need a rocket for that part.

Ali Leonard: week. It took me a a full literal week to get that.

Tyram: Yeah, the the rocket is more of a long-term project because uh we're

Ali Leonard: Well, okay. Well, that's

Tyram: not Yeah, we we could probably just take a train to the city.

Ali Leonard: good. I was worried about that. Great train ride with Lady Viper.

Tyram: Yeah. Mhm. So,

Ali Leonard: Anyway,

Tyram: you can probably tell you can cut the sexual tension between Elizabeth and Lady

Ali Leonard: so that was

Tyram: Viper with a not even like a sharp knife, like a butter knife, you

Ali Leonard: it worked really well. It was very It wasn't even It was kind of like me talking to a teen. It

Tyram: know. Ally was not doing a good job flirting, but I think it's still like we got the

Ali Leonard: was It

Tyram: kernel of that relationship planted. You

Ali Leonard: was I think it carried. I think it carried. It was

Tyram: know, she was bad at flirting and I think

Ali Leonard: fine. Yeah.

Tyram: a very endearing way.

Ali Leonard: So, I think Lady Viper liked

Justin Hale: Sure, sure. Sure,

Tyram: Let her live in the fantasy,

Christopher Hooper: It was uh it was pretty

Ali Leonard: that, or

Justin Hale: sure. That's

Ali Leonard: she or she acted like she did and she was just super nice, which I'll take either way. You know what I

Christopher Hooper: adorable. Take what you can get.

Ali Leonard: mean? It's a win either

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um there was a lot other stuff

Ali Leonard: way. But

Tyram: Justin. Well, that's not all. We're not done

Christopher Hooper: that happened in the session.

Ali Leonard: yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: yet.

Justin Hale: it. I don't think I don't

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: Anyway, I said that was the most important thing that happened in my

Tyram: I think

Justin Hale: think that's true, Tifer. I think that's it. So, I guess we're ready then,

Tyram: we're going chronologically. Um so yeah, um Lady

Justin Hale: right?

Ali Leonard: brain. Yeah. So, then we

Tyram: Viper does have plans for us to uh travel to Elderan and uh attack some of their like religious

Ali Leonard: left.

Tyram: sites. Eldora gets a lot of her mojo from worship and so we're going to

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: disrupt that worship. Um, and she also likes the plan of us building up the

Ali Leonard: Yeah. And the and the gun thing.

Tyram: rivalry, her like building up like a someone to like kind of siphon worship away from her by helping Luna get back on her

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. So, she's like on board and she wants to blow up stuff. So, you know, that's good for

Tyram: feet. Yeah. And uh, apparently we can

Ali Leonard: you,

Tyram: like we don't necessarily have to be all mass murdery about it. Like there's room for finesse

Ali Leonard: Brew. Yeah,

Tyram: there and she won't

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: definitely double checked on that. And she's done with not mass murdering. Um, so yeah. So we confirmed all that and then her

Tyram: I mean, I feel like

Ali Leonard: snake likes me. So that also means something. And

Tyram: that means you're in, you know.

Ali Leonard: then yeah, I think I'm pretty much in at that point.

Tyram: Yeah. It's like, you know, when somebody's like dog likes you, you know, you know that that's

Ali Leonard: So

Tyram: like the most significant

Ali Leonard: dab. Yeah, absolutely. Um, so then we left, then we dipped, and then

Tyram: hurdle.

Ali Leonard: we went to our apartment.

Tyram: We went back to the

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Ali Leonard: No. Brownstone and you talked to Astra.

Tyram: brownstone. I did pet not Astra. That was another name that Claude got wrong. Um

Ali Leonard: Astro.

Tyram: Astro

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I mean, I'm Ellsworth now, so aka

Justin Hale: I like

Tyram: Astro picturing Elith with

Justin Hale: Ellsworth.

Ali Leonard: Elizabeth. And then you talked to

Tyram: like a monle and like a

Ali Leonard: Astro. That's my

Tyram: mustache. Okay. But

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I feel like that's What? Bell Smith should have been

Ali Leonard: disguise. Yeah. Well,

Tyram: I mean, I guess you could still wreck on it if you

Christopher Hooper: Ellsworth. Too

Tyram: want. All

Christopher Hooper: many notes. Too many notes to

Tyram: right. Um, okay. So, yeah, I I communed with Astro. Um, so yeah, we have that. You might remember from a couple weeks back, we had do have

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: a bit of a of a dilemma when it comes to Astro because Astro herself

Christopher Hooper: update.

Tyram: kind of sucks. like she wants to like eat the world and she especially wants to like squash the entire continent that we live on because that's

Ali Leonard: elsewhere.

Tyram: where Elderan is, but she also has like this

Justin Hale: That's

Tyram: cosmic imperative to keep void devils from also killing us all. So, uh, we're trying to, uh, get onto more of a working relationship, like more of like

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: a a solid dialogue with Astro so that uh, we can kind of see if we can find like a nice middle ground sometime in the future. Um, so yeah, we went in. Um, I pointed out that, you know, you might be all big and bad, but you're still stuck in this cage and you can't do anything about it. You need our help for that. And uh we also, you know, discovered that we do have a mutual enemy in Elderan. Like she apparently thought that we were like cool with Eldora and like f*** no we're not.

Ali Leonard: I don't think they give off that vibe,

Tyram: So I don't know how she got that vibe actually, but we we clarified that we have a mutual enemy in Eldora. Um, so hopefully, um, we've started more of a rapport, like we can go back in hopefully later and, uh, try to come up with a a better solution than either just letting her go to cause her own destruction or leaving her to rot and letting the void devils do destruction because like, you know, neither of those options is great.

Ali Leonard: Didn't she say something about if she comes back. She wouldn't kill the world for like a

Tyram: Um, yeah, she did like put out the option of maybe waiting like a billion

Ali Leonard: million years or

Tyram: years before she eats the world, which honestly Silus would be fine

Ali Leonard: something. Like, I'm fine

Tyram: with. Yeah. I

Ali Leonard: with that. It's Is the world going to be here in a billion

Tyram: mean, honestly, yeah. Like, if if the if the setting here is anything like, you know, the real world, I doubt we're making it a billion years from now, you know. So decidedly not our problem even in like the macro sense if it's like a billion years from

Justin Hale: And in a billion

Christopher Hooper: I

Ali Leonard: years?

Christopher Hooper: I think the I think the largest number she said was a million,

Tyram: now. I think you're outvoted here to pretty sure she said

Justin Hale: years, no, I think it was a

Christopher Hooper: but it's still in the context

Tyram: a

Christopher Hooper: of still in the context of a very

Ali Leonard: What does Claude

Tyram: billion claude was wrong about a lot of

Justin Hale: B.

Christopher Hooper: large CL I

Tyram: other stuff but dead on on this I'm pretty sure. Um anyway, oh but we did also find out that um the

Ali Leonard: say?

Tyram: other people who have the orbs, which we do have the locations for um are all talking to her as well. So that adds

Ali Leonard: Yeah, one of them

Tyram: extra

Ali Leonard: is in your town, Brew on the

Tyram: wrinkle. Yeah. So one's in Goblin Town, uh one's in

Christopher Hooper: don't

Tyram: gnome territory, and one's in orc

Justin Hale: What? Oh

Tyram: territory. So, we've got to go back to Bru's home,

Christopher Hooper: posted that Discord,

Tyram: which will be obviously the worst part of this adventure, but

Ali Leonard: Turtle.

Tyram: um for Silus, I think. Well, it'll be the worst for

Christopher Hooper: right? The one It's the one that has

Ali Leonard: It's one of his relatives

Tyram: Silus in character. I'm sure like that we'll all have fun though, of course. Uh anyway, yeah. And then the last thing we do is go

Christopher Hooper: votes.

Tyram: visit Jasper. Um turns out when he said he was

Justin Hale: snaps.

Tyram: taking care of the orphans, he meant running an orphanage. So yeah,

Ali Leonard: talking. Yeah. In a

Tyram: we he was giving completely the wrong vibes on

Christopher Hooper: This

Ali Leonard: brewery.

Tyram: that. Um but yeah, he has he was

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: having a sweet moment with the kids and he saw us, you know, we had like our hey, nice to see you moments. Um we're trying to work with him to uh set up a venue for um

Christopher Hooper: is

Tyram: uh Liliana to do her concert and

Christopher Hooper: some

Tyram: uh some Luna worship. Which, hey, that's something we can be

Christopher Hooper: Luna

Tyram: working on is uh apparently um Liliana's singing makes the audience members savvier. So, we're actually going to have to make like quality products to uh and we can kill two birds with one stone. I feel like we can give out like little like rosary

Christopher Hooper: worship.

Tyram: beads or whatever the f*** Luna uses, whatever her adherence use, we can make some of those and like pass those, sell those at the concert, you know?

Justin Hale: Get

Christopher Hooper: early crystals,

Ali Leonard: probably

Tyram: I don't

Christopher Hooper: right? Yeah, they're recharging

Ali Leonard: crystals.

Tyram: know. I I don't remember. So, I guess that if you say so, sure. Um, but then um we

Christopher Hooper: moonlight.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I don't have a crystal

Tyram: also asked him to uh we put the idea in his head of

Justin Hale: it.

Ali Leonard: guy anymore, so

Tyram: him giving us some people we can uh have safe uh contact with when we're in Elderan because he used to live there. So, like setting up like uh maybe some safe

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: houses for us there potentially. And I think that was

Ali Leonard: I

Tyram: it, right? We did a lot of like

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: think that's all the quests we

Tyram: uh quest initiating um last

Justin Hale: sleep. Oops.

Tyram: time. They didn't really uh advance any of

Ali Leonard: got.

Christopher Hooper: Importantly, I think what was next on the on the calendar was um the VIP night

Tyram: them. Sounds like you're telling us that's what

Christopher Hooper: at uh the

Ali Leonard: Yeah, the VIP night.

Tyram: you Yeah, we have a

Christopher Hooper: bank.

Ali Leonard: That's the last thing Jasper was talking about that he invited us to the VIP night cuz we

Tyram: VIP

Ali Leonard: have tickets to the VIP night.

Tyram: night.

Ali Leonard: So, we said we would go and I think it was that night. He said if we couldn't go that night, we could go the next night if I remember. If we're

Tyram: Yeah. Well, I feel like we're not doing anything else tonight, so might as well. Although we can also kind of

Ali Leonard: busy, do we know what the VIP night

Tyram: since like legitimately like these are like the three people who I feel like would most be uh either like

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: character involved or like uh professionally involved

Justin Hale: s***.

Tyram: in a heist. We should at least like discuss our heist details tonight too as

Ali Leonard: entails?

Tyram: well. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. The heist being the Danlin heist,

Tyram: take out take Dland's uh violescence crystals, potentially uh start an uprising in his orphanages, you

Christopher Hooper: right? Yeah.

Tyram: know. Oh, we could even take the orphans to uh Jasper's orphanage,

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right.

Tyram: you know. So, let's

Christopher Hooper: rival

Ali Leonard: Yeah, give him more work to

Tyram: absolutely give him more work to do. Yeah, that's not our problem.

Christopher Hooper: orphanages. Um, cool. Uh, all right. So, with that, um, we will jump right to, uh, the the gains bankery.

Ali Leonard: do. I'm sorry. What's the dress

Christopher Hooper: Um, oh well.

Ali Leonard: code? Because if I show up in my barn

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ali Leonard: clothes, that's embarrassing. I'll get

Tyram: Uh, Lady Viper's uh, butler is the

Ali Leonard: turned away even with the

Tyram: door man

Ali Leonard: ticket. I was going to say if Lady Viper's there, I will pass

Christopher Hooper: then um let's see.

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: here.

Christopher Hooper: Uh do you wanna do you want to insight? Give me an

Ali Leonard: Yes. I'm like scouring the ticket for a dress code. That

Christopher Hooper: insight. I think it's um yeah, I think it's like a business casual, but I think uh I you know, Jasper is kind of like a come comfortable kind of

Ali Leonard: one.

Tyram: I mean, you can change your clothes in an

Christopher Hooper: guy, right?

Ali Leonard: Sure. Sure.

Tyram: instant. You have a hat of

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. True. I feel like I'd be very confident in business cash. Okay. Well, let's let's

Tyram: disguise. Oh, and I

Christopher Hooper: All

Ali Leonard: do it. Business cash it

Tyram: guess it's much too late for uh for Olivia. She went to

Ali Leonard: is.

Tyram: bed and Liliana is

Christopher Hooper: right. Oh,

Tyram: trying to rest her instrument for the

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Um, and I think uh,

Justin Hale: Give

Christopher Hooper: Scarlet will also is also an an early early bird. Uh, early to bed early to

Ali Leonard: She's one of those that says she's going to bed, but she has

Tyram: concerts.

Ali Leonard: like she's under her covers with a book and like a nightlight.

Justin Hale: me your

Christopher Hooper: bird. I think so. I think that's right.

Tyram: for the foreseeable future. Should we say that is like in the pocket village like

Christopher Hooper: She's

Tyram: with uh

Christopher Hooper: like, um, I

Justin Hale: time.

Christopher Hooper: think I think he might have gone I I'll think about that. I think I think he's

Ali Leonard: Hey,

Tyram: Luna

Christopher Hooper: on a pilgrimage.

Ali Leonard: pilgrimage.

Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh, yeah, let me let me think about that. We'll say he's on a pilgrimage. I'm not uh I need to get back to you on what that pilgrimage is.

Ali Leonard: to Luna's body. We can just

Tyram: I mean like we have both her spirit

Christopher Hooper: Um I

Ali Leonard: keep

Tyram: and her physical body that he could be seems like those would be like I cannot

Ali Leonard: making

Tyram: imagine a more pilgrimagey place for someone to go.

Christopher Hooper: think I think it's also to find the other monks.

Ali Leonard: There we go. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: Um uh cool.

Justin Hale: Thanks.

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Christopher Hooper: So, um yeah, we will jump right to um y'all arriving at the Gaines Bakery um in the nice part of town. Um you get there and

Ali Leonard: sure.

Christopher Hooper: everyone uh is dressed in like finery tuxedos. like

Ali Leonard: s***. f***. Damn it.

Christopher Hooper: not just tuxedos, but like they they're really

Tyram: So like it's a Met Gala type of

Christopher Hooper: like highfashioned like glitz and

Tyram: thing. What

Christopher Hooper: glam met gala. Yeah. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: f***. And they do this every

Tyram: the f***? You told us business

Ali Leonard: night. I I might be illiterate. I don't

Christopher Hooper: exactly. I'm envisioning you

Ali Leonard: know.

Tyram: casual.

Christopher Hooper: all in like um polos and uh

Tyram: It's like

Christopher Hooper: khaki pants.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I show him the ticket and it says like formal and I'm

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, yeah. So, um, you you show the ticket to the to the door person and, uh, they say,

Tyram: sweatpants.

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: uh, I can't let you

Ali Leonard: like Yeah, I figured Um, we'll be right

Tyram: We'll be right back.

Christopher Hooper: in. All

Ali Leonard: back. I'm

Justin Hale: All right. So, what are you guys going to change

Christopher Hooper: right.

Ali Leonard: illiterate.

Tyram: Um, you know, if it comes down to

Ali Leonard: Sorry. I get a ball

Tyram: it, I could just sneak past the door, man. I could just, you know, go in. But, um, we have some path to disguise. We could we can we can look like whatever

Ali Leonard: gown. We do have some heads of

Tyram: we want to look like, you

Justin Hale: into? I clearly don't need to change. This is the best

Ali Leonard: disguise.

Tyram: know? He turned you away just as much as he turned us

Justin Hale: thing that I

Tyram: away, man.

Justin Hale: own. I think he threatened me away by association. He was like, "Look at these. Look at

Ali Leonard: You want to try? You want to try again with your brown stained work

Tyram: Hey, you know what? We'll hang back. You go up there

Ali Leonard: clothes? Yeah.

Tyram: and see if that's

Justin Hale: these." Okay,

Ali Leonard: You go. You

Justin Hale: fine.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, is

Ali Leonard: go.

Justin Hale: Uh I I think I have uh

Tyram: true.

Justin Hale: minor

Tyram: That wasn't what we were testing.

Christopher Hooper: it

Ali Leonard: No, that's not what we were

Justin Hale: illusion. I'm gonna walk up minor illusion just the front of me so I look like I'm in formal attire so they can't see that I've changed my my

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Do you know

Ali Leonard: testing. You

Justin Hale: appearance. Colonel Sanders

Christopher Hooper: what is bruising formal attire

Ali Leonard: butt. Yeah, that's a good question.

Christopher Hooper: is?

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Justin Hale: suit. Oh my good

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh. Um. Oh. Hello, Mr.

Tyram: Did the

Justin Hale: man. All

Christopher Hooper: Sanders. Red light to say it. opens

Tyram: door get more

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: the velvet robe for

Ali Leonard: Well, isn't it

Tyram: southern? I was just the

Justin Hale: Just do

Tyram: dorman was suddenly much more southern than he was a minute

Justin Hale: what?

Ali Leonard: weird?

Justin Hale: He uh he changes his um his

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Justin Hale: uh pronunciation based on who he's looking

Tyram: ago. Okay. Um, if I have a hat of disguise I can put

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: on, I want to make myself look like Ronald

Christopher Hooper: All

Ali Leonard: All right. I'm not going to

Tyram: McDonald. Oh, you I was hoping you'd be the Burger

Justin Hale: at. Yes, you

Ali Leonard: be Wendy. Oh, that's good. That is pretty

Tyram: King. How can be more formal than looking like a

Justin Hale: are. Arguably the most

Ali Leonard: formal. Ronald

Tyram: king? I just want to see what happens. You

Christopher Hooper: right.

Ali Leonard: McDonald will not get you in. I'm just saying. I think the the hamburger

Tyram: know, the hamburger is very on brand for me. So, you're right. I I'll

Ali Leonard: maybe he has a

Tyram: go with the hamburglar.

Christopher Hooper: But it's not a franchise

Tyram: just I've always

Justin Hale: formal

Christopher Hooper: head. I mean, at least

Ali Leonard: cape. More like Zora than

Tyram: felt very to the the hamburglar man. I don't know what to

Christopher Hooper: the the snake

Tyram: tell

Christopher Hooper: king. He could be the snake

Ali Leonard: anything.

Christopher Hooper: king. At least the Burger King was

Tyram: you. That is true. The Burger King like actually did have a

Christopher Hooper: there.

Tyram: whole ass video game about sneaking up on people

Ali Leonard: Did

Tyram: there. Yes, it was a real thing that really existed.

Ali Leonard: he? I had no

Tyram: Google

Ali Leonard: idea. I remember the Crunchberries had a video

Justin Hale: There's got to be a Did you

Ali Leonard: game that I

Justin Hale: know gaming video about all of the like fast food video games out

Tyram: it. Well, the angry video I don't know why I'm being silenc. Um

Justin Hale: there?

Tyram: the uh the angry video game nerd did a video one time about how like a checks

Ali Leonard: played sneak

Tyram: mix made a uh basically just a reskin of Doom and it was actually pretty good. I mean granted I

Ali Leonard: king. Oh my

Tyram: guess like Doom was doing most of the work on that but still you

Justin Hale: Huh?

Ali Leonard: gosh. Sold with meal purchase. Sneak food

Tyram: know Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna

Justin Hale: Right.

Ali Leonard: to customers. Sneak king. That's

Tyram: try to find I want to see if Discord has a GIF of

Ali Leonard: so funny. Yeah. Yeah, the one I remember playing is the Captain Crunch Crunchling. That's what it was. Video game that came with it was like on a disc with your cereal. And I don't know why, but I played that

Tyram: it. Okay,

Christopher Hooper: Did you

Ali Leonard: thing.

Tyram: here you go. Yeah, it's a little

Christopher Hooper: decide?

Tyram: creepy. Okay, I've been convinced that the The best fast food mascot for I to be is probably the the snake king. Although

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, the sneaking on

Ali Leonard: Oops. A sneaking.

Tyram: although if Elizabeth wants to be the Burger King, I I will try to be the

Christopher Hooper: Xbox

Ali Leonard: Sleeping. No, I was

Tyram: hamburger. Oh,

Ali Leonard: just gonna kind of look good,

Tyram: I'm sorry. I thought we were here to have fun. All right. Uh, okay. So, I had a disguise. I make myself look like the Burger

Christopher Hooper: 360.

Tyram: King.

Justin Hale: If you don't if you don't pick a an IPD mascot, then we're defaulting you to

Ali Leonard: but no,

Christopher Hooper: What? Yeah, you got to pick a a franchise

Ali Leonard: there's no good there's no good women unless

Justin Hale: Wendy. We already gave you the best woman

Ali Leonard: I'm like the green Eminem. Like

Justin Hale: of fast

Christopher Hooper: head. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: The wedding is not

Tyram: Wendy actually has

Justin Hale: food.

Christopher Hooper: Wendy's. You could you could dress Wendy up. It's just the

Tyram: a great reputation for being like great at Twitter at least back when that meant

Justin Hale: Right. That is

Christopher Hooper: head. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: formal. Oh my god. I can't believe you forced

Justin Hale: true. That's very

Ali Leonard: me to be

Tyram: something. Look, is it a shame that there's such

Ali Leonard: Wendy.

Tyram: misogyny in the world of fast food mascots? Yes. Yes. It's a real

Ali Leonard: I literally I'm trying

Tyram: shame, but there's nothing we can do about it right

Ali Leonard: to mascots and they're all

Justin Hale: true.

Ali Leonard: men. We can't fix it right now. Okay.

Tyram: now. Oh, Joer

Justin Hale: Yeah, I'm sure

Ali Leonard: Don't look at the Wendy's mascot. It gets real sexual real

Tyram: just demonstrated that pretty

Justin Hale: it the one that Toeer sent almost looks like a mix between uh

Ali Leonard: fast. Jesus

Justin Hale: Wendy and Sally from Nightmare Before

Ali Leonard: Christ. Yeah.

Tyram: adequately.

Ali Leonard: Okay. I'll do I'll be Wendy, but I won't be that. I'll be covered

Tyram: Look, you want to be the burger queen? I'm leaving

Justin Hale: Christmas.

Ali Leonard: up. Modest

Tyram: that up there for

Ali Leonard: Wendy. No, I'll be Wendy, but I'll be

Tyram: you. I don't know that that's a reconcilable thing to try to

Ali Leonard: modest and normal. It is. Every other normal picture of Wendy has a

Tyram: do. All right. Okay. So, I I go up looking like

Christopher Hooper: That's

Ali Leonard: collar.

Tyram: uh like the like the Burger King. Is

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: it just Burger King in this universe or do we have to make it like the like the like the steak Burger King or

Christopher Hooper: uh the state king the uh I don't know uh you want to you want to give me an in universe uh

Tyram: something? Um, the Waffle King. We're going to combine Waffle

Christopher Hooper: replacement

Tyram: House with the Burger

Christopher Hooper: All right. Well, there you go. Waffle King. This the sneak waffle king. All right. So, um you two both uh reapproach in your new costumes. Uh, and he uh, you know, rips your ticket and lets you through and says,

Ali Leonard: Whoa. I don't know how that worked, but

Tyram: King. Because we look cool, Elizabeth, I don't know what to tell you.

Christopher Hooper: "Nice." You know, some some places they just want you to at

Ali Leonard: okay.

Tyram: Turns out the theme at this

Christopher Hooper: least

Tyram: year's gala was being a corporate

Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, you fill

Justin Hale: When is it not that in this

Christopher Hooper: try.

Tyram: shill. All right. So, we give our valet ticket for

Christopher Hooper: So, you know, we're just trying to get

Tyram: our Ford F-150. Walk over, grab ourselves a flute of

Christopher Hooper: some

Tyram: Coca-Cola.

Christopher Hooper: sponsors, brought to you by

Ali Leonard: that

Tyram: Um, have we done

Justin Hale: campaign?

Christopher Hooper: AT&T. Um,

Tyram: AT&T before?

Christopher Hooper: cool. No, but there's always there's always

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: room for more.

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. More

Tyram: Can't have enough,

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, that's what I always say. Um, so you uh you arrive um into the salarium um which at night

Tyram: right?

Christopher Hooper: is is fairly cool because above

Ali Leonard: sponsors.

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Christopher Hooper: they have um hanging lights just below the glass. And so it reflects off the glass and kind of has like a a constellation effect on the glass as it reflects. And below it feels like you're kind of like in a jungle in the city because it has all these trees and large plants. Um inside there's um live music. Uh it looks to be an EDM set. Um couple of uh couple of guys wearing helmets. Um that has a really rockous crowd going on. Um the uh let's see why um why don't you all give me perception checks um just a just a layout for

Justin Hale: Maybe it will, maybe it

Christopher Hooper: the for the scene. Okay. Don't all if you

Justin Hale: won't. I'm trying to see. Christina said she hears tornado sirens. I'm trying to see if we're in an

Tyram: Uh

Justin Hale: issue.

Tyram: 16.

Christopher Hooper: want. Well, you're already uh you know in the

Ali Leonard: 15. Um,

Christopher Hooper: basement. Uh 15 and 16. Okay.

Tyram: Let me know if you want

Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. With um I I think it's fine. Probably not worth it. Um, Elizabeth, um,

Tyram: to.

Christopher Hooper: you uh, as you're moving through the room, you actually hear uh, is Denlin a woman or a man? Okay.

Ali Leonard: man. Then you

Christopher Hooper: for some reason. Um, yeah. So, you actually hear Dinland before you see him and he's at a table right behind you. Uh, you have a probably a split second um

Ali Leonard: have

Christopher Hooper: to to either prepare yourself to be

Ali Leonard: solo noise in that line.

Christopher Hooper: seen or make yourself scarce before he would see you um in front of his

Ali Leonard: Not that he would recognize me because I do have red pigtails

Christopher Hooper: table. Mhm.

Ali Leonard: in. But yeah, I will

Tyram: What corporate mascot is Denlin dressed

Ali Leonard: behind

Tyram: up as?

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, Denlin is dressed up as um, uh, Bank of uh,

Ali Leonard: somebody. Nice.

Justin Hale: It's just dressed up as a bank like a

Christopher Hooper: Graveport.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, absolutely.

Christopher Hooper: They have like a a stone

Justin Hale: building.

Christopher Hooper: column with a gold coin in the middle and that's what he's dressed up as

Justin Hale: I

Christopher Hooper: like a stone

Justin Hale: was really hoping he'd walk in like full-on Greek style pillars with an A-frame

Christopher Hooper: column. Yeah. Um, you do see that, uh, there appears to be, um, well, uh, you don't see this, Elizabeth, cuz you're making yourself

Justin Hale: and

Christopher Hooper: scarce, but Silus, as you kind of, um, watch Ellswith freak out to duck to the side, you see,

Tyram: No

Christopher Hooper: um, give me give me history

Tyram: heck. Tied for

Christopher Hooper: check your best skill.

Tyram: my worst. Uh, I did roll at 20 though, so 19.

Christopher Hooper: and not 20 for 19. Perfect. Um, you uh see a particularly um attractive uh half half elf um woman sitting beside him. Um, she appears to be dressed as a Grecian statue. Um, and it appears to be Councilwoman Sable Voss. Um, and on the other side uh is an old man. He looks to be um dressed up as one of the brewery um local breweries. Um they have like monastic figures as their icon and he it looks like he did very little work dressing up as like a monk. Um and is sitting on the other side and that appears to be Alderman Thatch. Uh and they have um a bucket of ice and champagne going and they they seem to be have a gr a grand old time at this table. Um, Brew, you you were in a head. Um, what what do you think you would have done um as you as you head into first? As I give these other two to

Justin Hale: Uh, I

Christopher Hooper: think about the situation they're

Justin Hale: mean, if I was left to my own devices, I would probably try to create just a little bit of

Christopher Hooper: in.

Justin Hale: chaos.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Would you go to the bar then?

Justin Hale: So, yeah, let's go up to the bar. Um, I'll start listening in on some

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um yeah, at the bar you see a um a halfling. Um she seems to be pouring people uh glasses of wine.

Justin Hale: conversations.

Christopher Hooper: Um, she has an enormous handlebar mustache uh that is waxed into like these perfect spirals. Um and she is uh talking um uh very like elaborately about various vine barals uh to um one of the other patrons who seems to be uh who is dressed up as a race car

Justin Hale: raise and

Christopher Hooper: driver. Um, but she the Yeah, she seems a little old, so you think it might just be costume. Um, and you kind of hear uh the the bartender saying, "You cannot even get this varietal around here. I had to have this shipped straight

Justin Hale: see.

Christopher Hooper: from my granny up in the world, the the wilds." And uh, listen, it'll blow your pallet, let me tell you. And uh the the woman says, "Oh, that sounds fabulous. Please give me a glass." Um and uh what's your passive

Justin Hale: My passive perception now is

Christopher Hooper: perception? It's like really high, right? Yeah. Um you feel

Justin Hale: 25.

Christopher Hooper: like someone's watching

Justin Hale: Okay. Um, I'm going to look

Christopher Hooper: you.

Justin Hale: around, see if I very nonchalantly like I'm kind of scanning the crowd, just like taking the party in. But as I'm doing so, I'm clocking anybody that's looking at

Christopher Hooper: And you see at the far end of the bar a massive

Justin Hale: me.

Christopher Hooper: man, Jasper. Uh he appears to be in the coat closet uh trying to get off a very tight coat. Um and he's struggling and but he's like uh it looks like he's like trying not to ask for help so he's just trying to do it himself. So he's just like rumaging around

Tyram: like flex his way out of

Justin Hale: He's looking at

Christopher Hooper: in the coke closet trying to get this coat off. He doesn't want to tear it up

Tyram: it. Those look pretty

Justin Hale: me. So, he's the one looking at

Christopher Hooper: though.

Tyram: cool.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, you think that that's what your your Spidey

Justin Hale: me. Okay. Uh, and so then

Christopher Hooper: senses picked

Justin Hale: yeah, I'll scan like past him and then like double take and like lock eyes with him and I I'm just like very obnoxiously loud across the bar. I'm just like, "Hey, Jasper, how you doing, buddy?"

Christopher Hooper: up? Hey, Brew. Good to see you. I

Justin Hale: I'm gonna walk across the

Christopher Hooper: can't get this thing

Justin Hale: bar, like just on top of the bar and just walk across it to get over to him because that seems like the least resistance to

Christopher Hooper: off. Yeah, you're like um knocking over people's drinks. Um it appears this is like a mostly a wine bar. People are like, "Oh my god, oh, how dare. Hey, I'm drinking

Justin Hale: me. I'm going to accidentally dip a toe into one be like, "Oh, sorry. kills

Christopher Hooper: here." Um. Oh my goodness me. This is

Justin Hale: me. Wait a minute. As I'm walking through, I'm going to try and like slide a hand dirt into each one of the

Christopher Hooper: tasty. Mhm. Um, yeah. You want

Justin Hale: cups. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: to give me that uh that stealth or slide of

Justin Hale: shoot. It's the same. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: hand? Okay.

Justin Hale: 11.

Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, you're um it's a little difficult. You you end up just like letting loose like dirt kind of like over a batch of the counter. Um but but there is a moment of like you it's very grounded this varietal uh you do hear in passing. Uh, one particular guest did not notice, but the others are

Justin Hale: I uh I roll

Christopher Hooper: disgusted and

Justin Hale: my eyes at the obnoxiousness of it

Christopher Hooper: revolted. But at the end,

Justin Hale: all.

Christopher Hooper: you end up at the end of the bar and um, you now see that there is a a coat hanger like stuck uh, behind uh, Jasper's shoulder blades. You're like, I can't I can't get this dang thing off. Can you help me

Justin Hale: is he's stuck with his code hanger.

Christopher Hooper: little brother?

Justin Hale: Uh uh me and me and um Kevin we're just going to like wrestle around on him and get the coat hanger out.

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Christopher Hooper: What? Yeah. Uh you're you're able to get the co- hanger out. That's that immediately relieves a lot of fabric. You be like, "Oh." Oh, I think I almost got it. Uh can you pull this arm

Justin Hale: All right, I pull

Christopher Hooper: for me? Oh,

Justin Hale: I pull my teeth. I like get down on the

Christopher Hooper: thanks. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That went so much better. Man, I hate these things. Can't believe y'all dragged me to

Justin Hale: ground.

Christopher Hooper: this. Uh, what are we doing tonight? Y'all want free

Justin Hale: When doing

Christopher Hooper: drinks? All right. Uh, hey, uh, with VIP, we can get a room. So, uh, and we'll get a couple bottles of Hey, is it just you? Where

Justin Hale: that Oh, they're they're catching up. They

Christopher Hooper: is everybody?

Justin Hale: uh they didn't get the right memo for the dress

Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm wearing this dang thing. Uh he's like wearing a very like tight white and white button shirt, but it's like starched. Uh uh like you can see the starch lines

Justin Hale: attire.

Christopher Hooper: in it still. Um as if he had like bought it today basically. um says, "Hey, well, gather them around and we can uh we can get some food ordered. We can get some

Justin Hale: Yeah, that

Christopher Hooper: drinks and and catch up if you want

Justin Hale: sounds good. Monkey

Christopher Hooper: to uh if you want, I can go ahead and get it and then um you know, you can gather them. Maybe they're checking stuff out and then join me in the

Tyram: What?

Justin Hale: suit. All right, fine.

Christopher Hooper: back." Up to

Justin Hale: All right, I'll go

Christopher Hooper: you. All right, see you in a bit.

Justin Hale: I'll go get the the

Christopher Hooper: All right. So, jumping over um back to y'all. So, um you've scoped out Den Lenn. It appears to be talking to

Tyram: Um,

Christopher Hooper: some local council

Tyram: Elizabeth, did you ever tell us about Denlin? Like him being one of like your

Justin Hale: slackers.

Christopher Hooper: people.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we've I mean when we talked about the violence, I talked about

Tyram: enemies?

Ali Leonard: him with you guys and

Tyram: Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: like how it would be okay if we murdered

Tyram: So, I'll think at uh Elizabeth as we're like scouting like I see her

Ali Leonard: him.

Tyram: reaction like, "Oh, hey, isn't that one of your uh your hated

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's the main one. And she's like under a table. I'm like, I don't want to I have red hair now and I don't think he even knows what I look like, but I don't want to take the chance of ruining anything. You know what I

Tyram: enemies?" Well, you know what, Elizabeth? You can just

Ali Leonard: mean?

Tyram: uh sit back and watch the show if you want. Brew and I can uh f*** around with him a little bit if you

Ali Leonard: What is he doing with those

Tyram: want. Good question. Do you want me to find

Ali Leonard: council people? That can't be good,

Justin Hale: As you guys are as you guys are having that conversation,

Ali Leonard: right? Yeah, we should probably find

Tyram: out?

Justin Hale: I'm kind of closing the gap and I'm like, "Hey,

Tyram: You can just think at me. I think of you. This is

Justin Hale: Silus."

Tyram: Silus.

Justin Hale: Oh, um, all right. Hey, Jasper's over there.

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: Oh, cool. Oh, yeah. He gave us like VIP rooms, right?

Justin Hale: Yeah, he's in Among Us over

Tyram: Understood. But we might have to uh scope out uh a mark here for a minute.

Justin Hale: there. Oh, scope out. I I do quotes as I start pulling dynamite out of

Tyram: I mean, I'm not against it,

Justin Hale: my

Tyram: but um let's let's save that for later if we can. Okay, so uh

Justin Hale: jacket. I'm

Tyram: uh you can see me, right? Okay, follow my eyes. That table over there, that's a Denland and some council members. And uh Ellis wants us to find out what they're up to or what they're talking about.

Justin Hale: Yes. All right.

Tyram: Denlin's one of those s******* racists who uh screwed over

Justin Hale: Should I go? You want me to go say

Tyram: Ellsworth by me by say hi. Do you mean hit him with

Justin Hale: hi?

Tyram: dynamite? Oh, okay. Um I don't know. Elizabeth, how do

Justin Hale: No, I mean actually say

Tyram: you want to play

Ali Leonard: I mean, we should probably I mean, just in the beginning, I don't mind like eventually saying

Justin Hale: hi.

Ali Leonard: hi, but like in the beginning, we should probably just

Tyram: this?

Ali Leonard: like figure like figure out what they're saying.

Tyram: Right. Okay. Let's see if we can get the I want to look around at the ceiling above them. Is there like a like a light fixture or anything that's like hanging kind of like above the the table that they're sitting

Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. Yep. It's like a It's like a cone light that gives like um like

Tyram: at?

Christopher Hooper: area light just to like their

Tyram: Okay. I want to see if I can find a spot on the wall that most that's

Christopher Hooper: booth.

Tyram: not that's kind of like out of the way. No one's really watching and then like make my way up the wall across the ceiling and then like right above them. I can listen in on

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Um, cool. Do you want to give me a selfch

Tyram: them.

Justin Hale: He thought you'd

Christopher Hooper: check

Tyram: Absolutely. Oh, I've been waiting for

Justin Hale: never

Tyram: this. Okay, that's a uh

Christopher Hooper: then? Okay.

Tyram: 23. I can boost it if you need me

Christopher Hooper: 23.

Tyram: to.

Justin Hale: ask.

Christopher Hooper: Um, I think I think that will be okay. Because of your size, you should be able to tuck um kind of to the side, find a dark uh path um along the wall and start um skiring up and uh basically hanging like right above the

Tyram: I even have a backup. If someone does catch me, I'm just going to present a

Christopher Hooper: light. And it's a

Tyram: waffle. You

Christopher Hooper: A waffle, sir. A flat jack and a cigarette. There's no pleasing you.

Tyram: know,

Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh you hear Alder Alderman Thatch say he's currently speaking and he says, "Dan, we are we must be more careful with the children. We are getting so many reports. It is bringing unwanted attention. Oh, don't worry about it. Okay, I got it all under control. As long as we got Unarch on our good side, nothing's going to bother us. All right. So, you just take care of what you need to take care of for us. get everything greased up and we'll keep bringing in the violets and everything will run smoothly. Oh, but even even that the public if they knew the conditions there, they would be very concerned. It could blow everything. Oh, all right. All right. I I hear you, old man. I hear you. But let me deal with that. And why don't you deal with um I found something for you. Little pocket watch. Oh, how I do cherish them. Oh, look at this beauty of dwarven make at that. Oh, beautiful. There aren't many of these. Oh, and look at that. It's got a little You know, if the glass breaks, this is quite poisonous. Better be very careful. Oh, I know. I know that. Well, this is quite nice. Yes. Yes. Um, really? And, uh, this is, uh, Councilman Boss on the other side. Really? You two bore me. Uh, please tell us that we can look in the garage before the race. Oh, of course, Sable. Well, we'll take you right in. Would you talking to all the drivers? I know you want to see Bell Smith, of course. Oh, I do love her. She's so um evocative. It's very interesting. A new racist in the uh in the uh in the garages. I I do love to see um especially after getting rid of that terrible Elizabeth. I hate her family. It's they're so cocky with their what the Coopers think that they're an old family that can hold on to a seat for ages just because of their lineage. Maybe it's good that she left. So, we can have more room for other people. Oh, I couldn't see I agree more. But, uh, we'll see. Um, everything's working out so far and um I expect another win tomorrow. Oh, excellent. I can't wait to see it. And thank you so much for letting me wave that flag. It's been a lifelong dream of mine. Oh. Um, please

Tyram: That's

Christopher Hooper: pour some more champagne. Um, and at this uh they kind of uh go on and on about other

Tyram: Okay. I was relaying all that uh

Christopher Hooper: useless

Tyram: psychic uh to the to the group.

Christopher Hooper: s***.

Tyram: Um you're

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: I was just under the table fist bunch

Tyram: muted. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Wow. Denon sounds way different than what you described him as sounding

Ali Leonard: like I can't do voices, you know.

Tyram: like okay. Okay. All right. So, um, sounds like not only just all the the racing shenanigans, sounds like they're something to do with like smuggling and like their orphanage and everything like

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: that.

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Ali Leonard: I know he had an orphanage. Probably not great that he has an orphanage. I think they're probably child labor laws

Tyram: Wow, that's

Ali Leonard: happening,

Tyram: pretty

Ali Leonard: exploitation. Yeah, I guess we'll have to add

Tyram: s*****. Put it on the list. Uh,

Ali Leonard: that to the quest line.

Tyram: sounds like the race is tomorrow. Sounds like they're going there tonight. Do we need to go there tonight

Ali Leonard: No, I'm not a racist anymore.

Tyram: then? Hey, the hell you

Ali Leonard: I don't even work here

Tyram: aren't. You won. You're the king of the mountain. You're the rising star of the underground certain. And you're a better racist than any of

Ali Leonard: anymore.

Tyram: these will ever

Ali Leonard: Can't believe they just replaced me

Tyram: be.

Ali Leonard: with Belle. They didn't even try. You know what I mean? Like they didn't even call her like

Tyram: Well, I mean, honestly, yeah, it's kind of weird that they just I assume like recreated

Christopher Hooper: on the

Ali Leonard: Karen. They're like

Tyram: your It'd be a very strange coincidence indeed if there was a person whose real name was

Ali Leonard: Belith

Tyram: Belloria.

Christopher Hooper: nose.

Ali Leonard: was Bell Smith and looked exactly like me.

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, something iffy is going on

Tyram: Well, sounds like we need to get to the bottom of this. But we might need to wait until Brew is

Christopher Hooper: Um, maybe I think continue because I think he's got a toddler issues going

Tyram: back. Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: there.

Tyram: Well, they're talking about boring s*** now, so I'm going to climb back

Christopher Hooper: on.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Do we want to go meet Jasper and talk about our

Tyram: up. Yeah. be rude not to, you know, pop in

Ali Leonard: plan? And then they can't

Tyram: any. Yeah. Let's head on

Ali Leonard: see me.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh you head back uh through a curtain. Um, you show your VIP passes. Uh, there's a couple rooms. Um, it's kind of Have y'all ever been to like a nice Japanese restaurant where they're like the the private like

Tyram: in.

Christopher Hooper: Tamagotchi? Not Tomagotchi, but the like bamboo screened private rooms with the What are the

Tyram: and like the little like digital pets that we all play

Christopher Hooper: mats called? They're not called tomagotchi. Yeah, they they hand you a digital pet as you

Tyram: with. These

Christopher Hooper: know. You know they they hand you a tomagoti and they say take care of

Tyram: things are such a pain. Like they demand your attention all the

Christopher Hooper: it. I got

Tyram: time. I think

Christopher Hooper: the don't let it die.

Tyram: I know what you're talking about though. Okay. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: um to Tommy to Tommy Mets. That's what I'm thinking here. Um and uh they they have this this back room. Um and uh inside you see Jasper has fallen asleep along one of the tatami

Tyram: Yeah. Okay. We weren't that late. Jeez. Drama

Christopher Hooper: mats.

Tyram: queen.

Christopher Hooper: Um, and uh there is a pot of tea and and a few cups laid out along with um a bucket of ice and and a bottle of champagne um that's already prepared for y'all. Um yeah, and it's laid out and uh yeah, Jasper's

Tyram: Okay. I feel like we

Christopher Hooper: snoozing away.

Ali Leonard: I'm assuming

Tyram: weren't for that long.

Ali Leonard: Brew puts ice on his

Christopher Hooper: No, you weren't you weren't gone that

Tyram: Sorry. All

Ali Leonard: shirt.

Tyram: right. You said you poured ice down a

Ali Leonard: I was saying I assume before I knew Brew

Tyram: shirt.

Justin Hale: Sounds

Ali Leonard: was back, but I assumed Brew poured ice down his

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: long. Whoa, whoa. What's going on? Hey. Oh,

Tyram: Yeah, you know, like five

Christopher Hooper: you're here. Uh, yeah. I was ready for you,

Tyram: minutes late. Sorry.

Christopher Hooper: but What? No. Uh, no. You're perfect. It's great. Uh, what's going on? Y'all want to You want to have a good time? Me, too. Yeah, I'm ready to have a great time. You want some

Tyram: Jeez.

Christopher Hooper: tea?

Ali Leonard: We don't need to party,

Christopher Hooper: No, I'm I'm down to

Ali Leonard: dude. You have a

Christopher Hooper: party.

Ali Leonard: lot on your

Christopher Hooper: It's uh No, I need to I want to show you show y'all guys a good time

Ali Leonard: plate.

Christopher Hooper: um tonight. So,

Ali Leonard: We're having a great time. You wanted to stop. I mean, we're kind of We need to talk

Christopher Hooper: good. Yeah, I would love

Ali Leonard: about a plan. You want to scheme with

Christopher Hooper: to. Uh what you got going

Ali Leonard: us? I mean, you work here,

Tyram: Aren't you like

Christopher Hooper: on? Uh I don't really work on

Ali Leonard: right? Or you own this

Tyram: the host?

Christopher Hooper: them. Uh, host. No, I mean there's a there's a guy that's

Ali Leonard: place.

Christopher Hooper: gonna like service and stuff. That's what you

Ali Leonard: Owner. You're like the majority

Christopher Hooper: mean? Um, that's my dad. Yeah, my

Ali Leonard: owner. Okay. But

Christopher Hooper: my mom and my dad, they they own the place. I just I

Ali Leonard: yeah, you're

Christopher Hooper: mostly take care of the the

Ali Leonard: okay.

Christopher Hooper: kids and the brewery. That's what I kind

Ali Leonard: Yeah, you do a great job.

Tyram: So, hey, I was going to talk to you about that. When you say

Christopher Hooper: of

Ali Leonard: Um, but do you

Tyram: take care of the kids, just the tenor of your voice and everything, it

Ali Leonard: know

Tyram: sounded super sketch.

Christopher Hooper: run. What? What do you

Tyram: Just saying run an

Christopher Hooper: mean? Oh, no.

Tyram: orphanage. It's not the point. The point

Christopher Hooper: I don't run it. I mean, there's a lot of people that that run it.

Tyram: is it sounds

Christopher Hooper: I just make sure that they aren't a problem

Tyram: like that. Okay. See that? That's making it worse. You're doing a bad

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Tyram: job right now. Yeah. It sounds like you're

Christopher Hooper: anymore. What? No. They have t

Ali Leonard: Oops.

Tyram: murdering children.

Christopher Hooper: tons of Oh, no. That's terrible. I never

Tyram: I know. That's what it sounds

Christopher Hooper: do that. No. No. I'm just I'm just taking care of the orphan problem. All right. Nothing

Tyram: like. God damn it, Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: to worry about.

Tyram: taking care of the orphan problem.

Christopher Hooper: What? You don't like orphans? I don't.

Ali Leonard: Speaking of

Tyram: Also sounds like you're killing

Christopher Hooper: It's

Ali Leonard: orphans,

Christopher Hooper: technically I don't

Ali Leonard: it's the it's the phrasing, I

Tyram: them. No,

Christopher Hooper: know. Maybe I don't know about these things. I just know that you won't have

Ali Leonard: think. But so, do you know the

Tyram: definitely. Damn it,

Christopher Hooper: to worry about them

Ali Leonard: All

Tyram: Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: anymore.

Ali Leonard: right. All right. Do you know the other orphanage in town? The rival

Christopher Hooper: run by that demlin

Ali Leonard: orphanage? Yeah, that

Christopher Hooper: prick. Yeah. What about

Ali Leonard: guy. Have you heard

Christopher Hooper: it? I heard the kids

Ali Leonard: anything about

Christopher Hooper: that come out of there aren't doing too

Ali Leonard: it? Okay. Yeah, that's what we

Christopher Hooper: well.

Ali Leonard: just heard. Um,

Christopher Hooper: They got like a they they come out

Ali Leonard: so I

Christopher Hooper: kind of sick.

Ali Leonard: mean that's not

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. But I maybe they can't afford a doctor or

Ali Leonard: good. We

Tyram: I mean, Denlin can afford like a

Christopher Hooper: something. I don't

Ali Leonard: So I think there there I

Tyram: highowered racing machine. Seems like he could easily afford a doctor.

Justin Hale: Nice.

Ali Leonard: think

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we have suspicions and proof now.

Christopher Hooper: know.

Ali Leonard: Well, maybe not proof because I don't know if we recorded it, but that Denlin is running a violescent sweat shop and the orphans are working it. And I don't think those conditions are very

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you need a special equipment to

Ali Leonard: great. Violescence is very

Tyram: and it's not the most important thing

Christopher Hooper: deal with violence. I heard

Ali Leonard: dangerous.

Tyram: here, but he also cheats at uh

Christopher Hooper: it.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he also cheated at racing and got

Christopher Hooper: What? Well, you cheat a

Ali Leonard: me kicked out of the circuit, but that's second to saving

Christopher Hooper: reason too,

Ali Leonard: kids. No, that

Tyram: racing. That was a scurless rumor that was based off

Ali Leonard: was that was

Tyram: of a

Christopher Hooper: right?

Ali Leonard: a Yeah, that didn't

Christopher Hooper: Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ali Leonard: happen. I was

Christopher Hooper: Oh, I'm

Ali Leonard: framed. Okay, just everybody just believes

Tyram: lie. Ira believed

Ali Leonard: immediately that I was a bad person. Ira

Christopher Hooper: sorry. Yeah, I heard

Ali Leonard: immediately believed me. Very good

Christopher Hooper: about that guy. He's handsome. He I feel

Ali Leonard: person. He's handsome. We're writing a

Christopher Hooper: like he looks the same as when I was a

Tyram: you. That's a human thing,

Christopher Hooper: kid. Maybe just human

Ali Leonard: book. Yeah, but all humans do. You know what I mean?

Tyram: right? I mean, none of us are human, so we don't know, but

Christopher Hooper: thing. I'm human,

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I've never seen a human

Tyram: like

Christopher Hooper: but um I don't know. Not going to worry about

Ali Leonard: age. Yeah, but

Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah, but that was a month

Ali Leonard: you look the same from when I met you.

Tyram: Yeah, you have an ace

Christopher Hooper: ago.

Ali Leonard: I mean I would aged a

Christopher Hooper: Huh. All

Ali Leonard: m one

Christopher Hooper: right. I feel like I aged a lot when I was with

Tyram: today.

Justin Hale: Wow. What is that supposed to

Tyram: Yeah. What the f***,

Christopher Hooper: y'all. It was stressful. Very

Tyram: man? Okay. Wow. That's a That's a lot to lay at our

Justin Hale: mean? Wow. All right.

Christopher Hooper: stressful. Someone died or kind

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: feet, I think.

Christopher Hooper: of.

Ali Leonard: I got I got sucked into a

Justin Hale: Sorry we unloaded you with our

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. There's like

Ali Leonard: spaceship.

Tyram: and we

Justin Hale: friendship. Yes.

Christopher Hooper: that super soldier that tried to kill

Tyram: killed her. It was also

Christopher Hooper: us. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Um yeah. Yeah, we killed her. Quit

Tyram: the time that we lost our uh lost our former companion, Red.

Christopher Hooper: We climbed a

Ali Leonard: proquo.

Christopher Hooper: mountain and we uh we fought like ghosts from another

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: We had a lot, didn't we?

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: So

Christopher Hooper: dimension and like your grandma or whatever like her son or something was like I don't know with sheep. I

Tyram: You're you're conflating two separate incidents that

Christopher Hooper: try not to think about that time too

Ali Leonard: Huh?

Tyram: happened. The sheep

Ali Leonard: Yeah, but I get it. The sheep were a lot.

Tyram: happened just before the thing with her

Christopher Hooper: much. It didn't make a whole lot of

Tyram: grandson. I don't know what to tell you,

Christopher Hooper: sense to

Tyram: man. But um you're right, we could we could weave quite the tapestry

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Ali Leonard: Yeah, he's doing fine, but

Tyram: with our tails. But um what's hard right

Christopher Hooper: me.

Ali Leonard: that's Yeah, unbelievable. Some would

Tyram: now is that we're great friends. And you shouldn't imply that we're

Christopher Hooper: Oh, no. No. Y'all are the

Ali Leonard: say I just assume

Christopher Hooper: best of friends. I mean, if anything, that stressful time

Ali Leonard: that I'm a cheater.

Christopher Hooper: in my life falling at us more rapidly than

Tyram: not. That's probably true.

Christopher Hooper: anything ever. I consider y'all some of my closest

Tyram: And yet, you know, just I'm just, you know, Elizabeth's got a good point here

Christopher Hooper: friends for sure.

Tyram: that like your alleged closest friend amongst one of your closest friends and you believe the the s***** rumors about

Christopher Hooper: Oh, well, you you talk about how you want to lie, cheat, and

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. It's

Tyram: her. Well, that's me. That's

Christopher Hooper: steal all the time, Silus. So, I figure, you know, even

Ali Leonard: okay.

Tyram: Elizabeth's total straight

Christopher Hooper: though Oh,

Tyram: arrow.

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Okay. I mean, I just figured like she had a dark past she was

Ali Leonard: I mean, I do want to kill this

Tyram: And hey, I'm directing my lying, cheating, and

Christopher Hooper: coming back from, you know.

Tyram: stealing in positive directions

Christopher Hooper: Good

Ali Leonard: guy.

Tyram: nowadays. Like right now, I want to lie, cheat, and steal from

Christopher Hooper: job, buddy. All right. Well, hey, don't let me derail

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: you. Derail you. We're talking about Don, right? What's going on with

Tyram: Dinland.

Ali Leonard: So, we need his violence, I think, if

Christopher Hooper: him? Oh, all right. What do you need that

Ali Leonard: I remember. I don't

Tyram: I think we want to feed it to

Christopher Hooper: for?

Ali Leonard: remember, but we need it. Yeah,

Tyram: Luna. We also just don't want to have

Christopher Hooper: What? To the dead

Ali Leonard: sure.

Christopher Hooper: god. Okay. Oh,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, she's not dead. She's only mostly

Christopher Hooper: okay. All

Ali Leonard: dead. She's pretty dead, but she's not totally

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: right. We saw her blow up. That was

Ali Leonard: dead.

Tyram: Oh yeah, you were there for that.

Christopher Hooper: crazy.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we found her body and now

Justin Hale: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. You

Ali Leonard: we have like 5% of her in our

Christopher Hooper: were telling me that earlier today.

Ali Leonard: house. Yeah. So, we have that. But to

Justin Hale: she's

Ali Leonard: kind of get her alive more, we need to give her viollesence. So, we need to get

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Will that work?

Ali Leonard: violescence. And I don't know. And Denlin has a lot. And he's exploiting these children and we want to take him

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. All right. Um, cool. I mean, there's a race tomorrow. He'll be at

Ali Leonard: down. Yeah, I heard about that

Justin Hale: So we blow up his

Christopher Hooper: that.

Justin Hale: car.

Christopher Hooper: Cool. All right, that's fun. Are you going to

Ali Leonard: freaking No, I'm not

Tyram: Well, is there any way to get you

Christopher Hooper: race?

Ali Leonard: a racist

Tyram: on the on the docket

Ali Leonard: anymore. I

Justin Hale: not with

Ali Leonard: can't. I mean, not as

Tyram: here?

Justin Hale: that

Christopher Hooper: What? I mean, you look just like that new racer they've been treading

Ali Leonard: myself. Don't

Tyram: Hey, you know

Christopher Hooper: around town. What's her

Ali Leonard: even say her

Tyram: what? Not to toot my own horn here, but in addition to

Justin Hale: attitude.

Christopher Hooper: name?

Ali Leonard: name. Bel Smith

Tyram: being really great at like opening safes and pilfering pockets and all the other things that I do, I'm pretty good at forging documents. And in this case, all I have to do is relate is

Ali Leonard: pooper.

Tyram: erase one letter and change a B to a C and you are on that uh

Ali Leonard: changes C to a B. Wait, if I am

Tyram: I'm so go from Smith to Ellswith. So I erase the B and then

Ali Leonard: Am I becoming

Tyram: I go from uh Ber to Cooper. All I got to do is change one letter, you know?

Ali Leonard: Bith? Wait, are you changing her document or my

Tyram: Well, whatever like the official roster is for the race. What if we got in there

Christopher Hooper: Exactly.

Tyram: and we uh we added you

Christopher Hooper: I

Ali Leonard: document? But they wouldn't let me

Tyram: If you're on the

Christopher Hooper: mean, they know her, right? They know the

Ali Leonard: in.

Tyram: docket, do they have any

Ali Leonard: Yeah, because I'm

Christopher Hooper: name. I know you're trying to be above Bore, but could you just like replace

Ali Leonard: banned.

Christopher Hooper: her?

Ali Leonard: Like, put on a helmet and walk in as

Tyram: choice?

Justin Hale: Do you mean like

Ali Leonard: her.

Justin Hale: replace as I pull

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. You know, take her out of the

Tyram: Jasper, it's so hard to tell

Ali Leonard: Now that's stepping up the game.

Tyram: with you. Could you be explicit about what you mean by

Justin Hale: again?

Christopher Hooper: picture, you know, just, you know, make sure she doesn't raise

Tyram: that? Jasper, you have got to work on this.

Justin Hale: I get what he means as I'm

Christopher Hooper: tomorrow.

Tyram: So that's

Justin Hale: sharpening a

Tyram: the impression you're giving is that we should murder

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What?

Justin Hale: knife. Well, what

Christopher Hooper: No. No.

Justin Hale: m Oh, I thought we were just being koi.

Christopher Hooper: What? Why would you? No. No. She's it. No. No. Just don't. Just, you

Tyram: her.

Justin Hale: What did you think they was going to do with the dynamite and the

Christopher Hooper: know. Oh, I didn't see the dynamite. I thought you were going to make her a nice meal so she's distracted while takes her place in the in the

Tyram: Why would you think that? Like

Justin Hale: knife?

Tyram: who menacingly sharpens a knife for like meal preparation?

Justin Hale: You're supposed to sharpen your knife every

Christopher Hooper: race. Oh, chefs. I hear they make eye contact and then they

Tyram: Okay. So, you might be confused because he's dressed like Colonel Sanders

Justin Hale: time you cut

Christopher Hooper: go, "Yeah.

Tyram: right now, but

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I I thought nice, you

Justin Hale: something.

Christopher Hooper: know, uh, you know, fried chicken dinner sounds great. No, don't stab her and blow her up

Tyram: yeah.

Justin Hale: It didn't say it's going to blow up our insides. That you took it

Christopher Hooper: insides. Where are you going to put the

Justin Hale: there. I don't

Christopher Hooper: dynamite? Oh, okay. Well, if you put it up her butt, then she she might blow up and

Justin Hale: know. Okay, hold

Christopher Hooper: then no one else will get hurt,

Justin Hale: on. I never said anything about the bird.

Tyram: Why

Christopher Hooper: right? No. No, you

Tyram: is there always the butt with you

Justin Hale: I don't stick them in

Christopher Hooper: didn't. How do you normally kill people with

Justin Hale: the poopers. No,

Christopher Hooper: denimite? Oh, you put them in their

Justin Hale: not

Christopher Hooper: mouth. Oh, well, how do you do? You like cut open their

Tyram: people? Okay. So, you don't need to put the dynamite

Justin Hale: usually. No, Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: stomach and put it in their stomach?

Tyram: inside of them at

Justin Hale: No. This guy, this guy is way more psycho than I am.

Christopher Hooper: I don't really understand what the diamond's for then if if you're not using it to murder

Tyram: all. He He could easily use it to murder her without sticking it in any

Justin Hale: or

Christopher Hooper: them. I mean,

Tyram: orifice.

Christopher Hooper: I guess so.

Justin Hale: surgical confused by

Christopher Hooper: Huh. I feel like we're getting off topic. Listen, all we have to do is remove her from the

Justin Hale: that. Yes, of

Christopher Hooper: equation. All

Justin Hale: course. as I pull

Christopher Hooper: right. I'm putting kind of my inner stomach. Um or you know, whatever y'all have in

Ali Leonard: Can we just like give her food poisoning or

Justin Hale: out. Yes, we can put arsenic in our

Ali Leonard: something? No.

Justin Hale: food.

Christopher Hooper: mind. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Like give her the tummy troubles, not kill

Justin Hale: Are we back to put dynamite in her stomach like like

Christopher Hooper: like

Ali Leonard: her. I

Justin Hale: perade? I don't want that. It's very

Ali Leonard: don't no like

Justin Hale: messy.

Christopher Hooper: gunpowder. Raw

Ali Leonard: server

Justin Hale: with

Ali Leonard: like Yeah, like

Justin Hale: inside of it. Why

Christopher Hooper: fish like old deli

Ali Leonard: something. No, no dynamite yet.

Justin Hale: am I even

Christopher Hooper: meat like unwashed

Ali Leonard: Yet

Justin Hale: here?

Ali Leonard: yet.

Justin Hale: Toer, have you watched New Girl?

Christopher Hooper: lettuce.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Okay, you need to watch New Girl because Jasper is very much like Winston from New either goes way too

Christopher Hooper: Oh

Ali Leonard: Winston. Yes,

Justin Hale: hard or not hard at all.

Ali Leonard: absolutely. Prank Sinatra. I'll put a thumb tag in her

Justin Hale: Yeah. Put a bit of rubber next to her

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: shoe. What was that one where he was like I'm gonna hit your throat with

Justin Hale: chair. I'm hit your ass with a hockey

Ali Leonard: a

Justin Hale: stick.

Ali Leonard: ski. Oh my god. Thank

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. No. Um, no. We can um we can take care of

Justin Hale: Yeah, I take care of

Christopher Hooper: her. I think for sure if that's the route you want to take.

Ali Leonard: you. All

Christopher Hooper: We don't even need to do that. I don't even know if that's

Ali Leonard: right. Yeah, because if

Christopher Hooper: useful.

Ali Leonard: we're breaking into the orphanage, if he's distracted at the

Tyram: Well, like we have like two like parallel goals here, right? One is to get

Ali Leonard: race, I don't think I need the race.

Tyram: all that violence from Dan L, you know, effectively screw him over. But

Justin Hale: her.

Tyram: there's also the other goal, which maybe we could work towards green currently here, of uh getting you in that race so you can show these

Ali Leonard: and then like take the helmet off at the end and whip my hair around and be

Tyram: fools. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: like it was me the whole

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that'll that'll show them that you didn't

Ali Leonard: time. Yeah,

Tyram: It probably wouldn't show them that you

Ali Leonard: I don't know how that would show if I didn't cheat.

Tyram: didn't cheat, but also it would embarrass

Christopher Hooper: cheat.

Ali Leonard: because I cheated to get into the

Tyram: them. All right, fine. We don't need to do

Ali Leonard: race. You know what I mean? Like now that I'm thinking

Tyram: that. Okay. Well, hey, maybe

Christopher Hooper: You look a lot like Bill Smith. So even if you whipped your hair, it

Ali Leonard: about

Tyram: is All right. Well,

Christopher Hooper: would probably be all

Ali Leonard: it, they'd be like, "Oh, and then you kind of get another

Tyram: is there any chance Denlin would have any like evidence of him framing you like in his

Ali Leonard: win. I don't even think he knows who I

Christopher Hooper: right. Hey,

Ali Leonard: am.

Christopher Hooper: he definitely knows who you are. You're probably en enemy number one for

Ali Leonard: A that's really nice.

Tyram: orphanage? Rest assured, he hates your

Ali Leonard: It's really sweet of me to say. I

Tyram: guts.

Ali Leonard: w I hope so. You guys are too nice. But maybe I mean maybe in his office. I don't think he'd go to the

Tyram: We could check while we're there, you

Justin Hale: Oops.

Christopher Hooper: him.

Ali Leonard: orphanage, but like maybe maybe at the factory,

Tyram: know. I don't know. Maybe I don't know his

Ali Leonard: you know what I mean?

Justin Hale: All

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Ali Leonard: Is the factory attached to the orphanage? Because that'd be really

Tyram: deal. What if the Isn't he making the orphans work in the factory? So,

Ali Leonard: convenient. That's what I'm saying.

Tyram: yes. The buildings.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: He probably wouldn't want anybody to see the

Tyram: Yeah. All

Christopher Hooper: probably. Yeah, I think y'all know that. I think y'all know the factories next to the

Ali Leonard: orphans.

Christopher Hooper: orphanage.

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Tyram: right. So, we can look for that while we're

Ali Leonard: Convenient. Thank you.

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: Hey, y'all want um y'all want some food? I think I'm going to about getting him some fried

Tyram: there. Hell

Christopher Hooper: chicken after all this talk we had

Ali Leonard: finger

Tyram: yeah. We shouldn't do a heist on an empty stomach.

Christopher Hooper: before.

Ali Leonard: looking good. Let's do gravy as well so that we can show brew what actual

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds

Ali Leonard: brown is. What good brown

Tyram: I'm not sure he's ready for that world shaking

Justin Hale: What? What are you

Ali Leonard: is. Yeah, this is um non-goblin

Tyram: revelation.

Christopher Hooper: good. Oh, should we do that

Justin Hale: saying?

Christopher Hooper: fried chicken that's pounded real small and then put gravy on

Ali Leonard: brown.

Christopher Hooper: it? You know, you take a chicken breast and you you really make it real flat and then you fry it, then you put gravy on

Tyram: What? Like a country fried steak or

Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah. Yeah. Something like

Tyram: something?

Christopher Hooper: that be pretty good. All right. Yeah, I'll order that

Ali Leonard: What? Chicken fried

Christopher Hooper: up. And um I'm going to get a big uh bowl of Caesar Caesar salad, too. All

Ali Leonard: chicken.

Tyram: This is like an odd pairing, but

Christopher Hooper: right. Okay,

Ali Leonard: Great. I love a Caesar salad. So, I'll

Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah. Yeah. The croutons here are really

Ali Leonard: never say no to a Caesar

Christopher Hooper: good. Hey. Hey, Gar Song. Gar

Ali Leonard: salad.

Tyram: okay. Oh, booze as

Christopher Hooper: song. Oh, yes. Was

Ali Leonard: Gutens.

Tyram: well. We should get some booze.

Christopher Hooper: it? Oh, yes. Um, we have a very good uh champagne here in the bucket. And we can also

Justin Hale: Do you have I

Christopher Hooper: get anything you would

Tyram: Does champagne normally come in

Christopher Hooper: like. But the bucket of ice for the bottle of champagne.

Ali Leonard: Spooky but with the

Tyram: buckets? I was worried you were giving us

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: bottles. Oh, he is

Tyram: like that bucket that people like spit into at wine tastings.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, no.

Justin Hale: am.

Christopher Hooper: No. Um, that's not what I

Tyram: Thank goodness. All

Justin Hale: Yes.

Christopher Hooper: meant. Oh, you would like some brown, sir? Um, yes. So, the we've had some goblin dignitaries that ask for it. Um, yes, we will have it right away.

Ali Leonard: Thanks.

Tyram: right.

Justin Hale: Huh?

Christopher Hooper: And anything else for you, Mr. Gains? Oh, yeah. Um, can we get uh some some of that pounded uh chicken breast and fried real good and get some

Justin Hale: in a very sexual way.

Christopher Hooper: some gravy with it? Oh, yes. Right.

Justin Hale: I didn't like

Christopher Hooper: So

Justin Hale: that. Jasper Jasper, you said that

Christopher Hooper: what? What's

Justin Hale: in a very sexual way. I did not like that.

Christopher Hooper: up? Oh,

Justin Hale: You said you were going to pound

Christopher Hooper: what? I mean, that's the way it's

Justin Hale: your chicken. That was That's very

Christopher Hooper: done. I'm not. The chef

Justin Hale: gross. All All right. Whatever you and the chef want to do, that's that's not my business. All

Christopher Hooper: is. What do you think we should

Tyram: Look, Jasper, you have You're really bad

Christopher Hooper: do?

Tyram: at like seeming like you're doing double on tandras even when you don't apparently mean

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: You know, the kids, they don't pick up anything like this. Um, so that's who I'm usually talking to. Uh, anyway, um, really, uh, get that birdie nice and flat for me. All right, Carson Song. Yes. So,

Tyram: to

Christopher Hooper: right away um and uh the the server uh slides the uh the the door shut and um uh at this point Jasper pours uh pours you all some tea. Um it's uh brewed very nicely right now. And this point says um well uh what's the luck out there? Um things still

Tyram: um I mean that's not great, you

Christopher Hooper: rough. Yeah. Yeah. Eldoran still uh giving folks a bad

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's like 90% of

Tyram: know.

Christopher Hooper: time.

Ali Leonard: it. And like rifts opening

Justin Hale: If this

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: up to like hell or

Justin Hale: be like the main plot of the story, you know what I

Ali Leonard: whatever.

Christopher Hooper: Well, you know, we'll tell you I stuck with them for so long cuz I used to be part of the the hell units. We used to dive into hell portals and fight demons and stuff.

Justin Hale: mean? No.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you know, that's that's a lot of the work that I did. It was, you know, it was terrifying, but at least it felt like

Tyram: I mean, if that was all that

Christopher Hooper: unambiguously

Tyram: like the paladins of Aldora were doing, be a completely different situation for sure. They're also massacring

Christopher Hooper: good. Yeah. Just feel like

Tyram: villages and like blowing up ballrooms full of families and you know things like

Christopher Hooper: they That's

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: good. Yeah, I feel like they lost their way a little bit. Maybe something changed. I don't know. I think maybe they got too greedy. Especially once they started this whole this boom project and killing other gods. It's too much. But y'all are going to set things right. y'all.

Ali Leonard: I did promise what's

Christopher Hooper: Uh, what's her

Ali Leonard: her butt that I would. Yeah, this hot chick. I promised her I would. I don't know if I can say her name because I don't know if you know her and I don't want to

Tyram: Apparently,

Christopher Hooper: butt? Oh, man.

Ali Leonard: like dox anyone.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, all right. Well, you know what? That's fine.

Ali Leonard: So, sure.

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. Are you uh you're working on some some operations to work against Eldoran

Ali Leonard: I'm like side eyeing Jasper and I'm like everyone

Tyram: Yeah, maybe inside check on

Ali Leonard: we've liked has turned on

Tyram: Jasper real

Justin Hale: Chaz.

Christopher Hooper: then? Yeah. Go

Ali Leonard: us.

Tyram: quick. Matt 20 for uh

Justin Hale: can be a bad guy.

Christopher Hooper: ahead. Not

Ali Leonard: Maybe someone is

Tyram: 30. All right. So,

Christopher Hooper: funny.

Ali Leonard: wearing his bodysuit, his

Tyram: 30 insight on whether Jasper is like gonna snitch on us here or

Ali Leonard: skin.

Christopher Hooper: Um the what was

Tyram: whatever.

Christopher Hooper: the total not 20 for total of 30. Jesus

Tyram: 30. Tell me everything about this,

Christopher Hooper: Christ.

Justin Hale: Yes. Tell me what he dreams

Christopher Hooper: Um, I think plain and I

Tyram: man.

Justin Hale: about.

Christopher Hooper: think plain and simple, um, you know, he he wrestled with his his own feelings of of El Elderin and he's kind of like looking to y'all to figure out what side to be on.

Tyram: Okay. So, I'll just kind of like look at him level and be like, "It's not that complicated." Jasper, every time we run into Eldor and her people, they've been doing terrible, terrible s***. Sounds like you were doing some good work for her. But man, that is so far from everything they

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Seems like

Tyram: do. Also, there's a good chance that if she gathers enough violescence into herself that she'll blow up the earth or the

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: really the whole universe apparently. Yeah, we visited a whole alternate universe where um somebody gather too much violesence to build a time gun and it

Christopher Hooper: What?

Tyram: blew up the universe. So regardless of like the morality of everything Eldora

Christopher Hooper: Oh, was that there for

Tyram: does, it might in fact be a moot point because she might in fact blow up the

Christopher Hooper: that? Oh, yeah. I was there for that. Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

Tyram: universe.

Christopher Hooper: I mean, it at that point doesn't even matter if their intentions are good, if they're head down the path to destruction.

Tyram: So yeah, she needs to be stopped, my

Christopher Hooper: All right. Yeah. I mean, it's going to be hell of a fight to take

Tyram: dude.

Christopher Hooper: him down. Not just not just a god, but an empire with a ton of resources. Space flight,

Tyram: Thanks. I wasn't

Christopher Hooper: starships. It's pretty cool. I

Tyram: uh wasn't concerned at all about all this that apparently

Christopher Hooper: mean,

Tyram: these people I hang out with want to accomplish. So, you know, yeah, thanks for thanks for laying that out a bit

Justin Hale: Eat.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you know,

Tyram: more.

[01:20:00]

Christopher Hooper: like I don't know, you know, maybe it's uh maybe it's time reflecting on all the work that I did, but you got to know the fights you're fighting, right? What you're actually choosing to do. I mean, you can have the best you can have the best reasons or you know the best moral compass you can and then at the end of the day you got to be like well is this a fight worth fighting and this the way to do it or there's something else going on but I don't know it seems like an impossible task to me but that's why I uh that's why I run an orphanage you

Tyram: Yeah, you do run an orphanage. You don't take care of kids and make sure they're not a problem anymore. You run an orphanage. Just say that. Just just

Christopher Hooper: Oh, well, I do do those things,

Tyram: say just God damn it,

Christopher Hooper: too. Uh, and at this point, um, the the server comes back in. um with with steaming plates of fried chicken, a huge bowl of Caesar salad tosses at the table.

Tyram: Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: Uh say when the pepp Oh,

Ali Leonard: when

Justin Hale: Well, that's not enough

Tyram: Add more to

Christopher Hooper: perfect.

Ali Leonard: when Okay. Well, yeah, we'll give you a bowl and we'll just keep getting

Christopher Hooper: for you. And he lays

Justin Hale: pepper.

Christopher Hooper: out um pulls a um room temperature

Ali Leonard: pepper.

Tyram: your

Christopher Hooper: bowl of brown. That's right.

Ali Leonard: You and Pepper in your

Justin Hale: It's

Ali Leonard: brown. Bye.

Justin Hale: Yes. I start a conversation with

Christopher Hooper: remember 30 minutes

Tyram: Is that enough pepper yet?

Justin Hale: Silus. You ran out of pepper. You bring more pepper.

Christopher Hooper: later. Oh, go song number

Tyram: Brew. I didn't realize how much pepper went into your brown

Christopher Hooper: two. Yes, go

Tyram: brew.

Justin Hale: That's just the ambiance

Christopher Hooper: song.

Justin Hale: noise of our entire conversation. Just this

Tyram: What are we

Justin Hale: cracking

Tyram: talking about? What

Justin Hale: pepper.

Tyram: are we talking about? You and

Justin Hale: do. Oh, you know the usual stealing

Christopher Hooper: Hey.

Tyram: Silus. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Maybe we should be plotting out our uh our our scheme then. Okay, Brew.

Ali Leonard: Put the waiter right

Tyram: So, I'll think it at Brew

Justin Hale: money.

Tyram: instead. So, I'll thinking of Brew and that that Elizabeth here. Okay, I have one of my crazy schemes. Brew's technically like 11 years old, right? What if we embed him into the orphanage as an

Christopher Hooper: Oh,

Tyram: orphan?

Justin Hale: I like whoever idea this

Tyram: God damn it, bro. It's me,

Justin Hale: is.

Tyram: Silus. How many times do I have to

Justin Hale: All right, Silus. Hello Brook.

Tyram: say it's Silus? Like, this is like the same psychic connection as

Justin Hale: I look at silence and I go

Christopher Hooper: That's not

Tyram: earlier.

Christopher Hooper: good.

Tyram: Silus like in his thoughts size rather exasperatingly Okay. So, yeah, we can like, you know, I might be able to pass off as like a human kid if we want to get two of us

Justin Hale: around.

Tyram: in there. But hey, El Smith, I mean to talk to you. Okay, so looks like uh looks like we're kind of getting back into our element here. Brew and I we've been, you know, we were part of a part of a heist crew before. Uh Brews Demolitions. I'm the guy who like, you know, crack safe and things like that. We're gonna need you to step into every other role of the of the ice crew here. We need you to do our muscle. We need you to be our

Justin Hale: Yeah, that's

Tyram: wheelman. We need you to do some

Ali Leonard: Okay, we've

Tyram: like Yeah. See? Yes. You'd be great at it. You

Justin Hale: not

Ali Leonard: got but

Tyram: know, okay, I'll I'll I'll try to handle that

Ali Leonard: I can't be the face. I don't know if I have to say anything. I can't

Tyram: part. You are bad at it. That's true. So, yeah. Don't talk. Don't talk to anyone. I I

Ali Leonard: lie. I'm not good at

Tyram: can think really well. So, we need you to be the wheelman.

Ali Leonard: sneaking. So, those are my

Tyram: And I feel like you've got to be our muscle, right?

Ali Leonard: deficiencies. I can punch somebody for

Tyram: Yeah. You just need to step in and look like big and intimidating, you

Ali Leonard: sure. I can also kind of shoot them in the face.

Tyram: know? Well, then you also have to like, you know, beat the s***

Ali Leonard: Oh, I just have to stand there. I can do

Tyram: out of people. Absolutely. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: that. Can I shoot them with a gun?

Tyram: Whatever. Okay, good. All

Ali Leonard: Okay, great. I'll cap him.

Tyram: right. So, um, yeah. So, um, okay. So, we can get Brew and I maybe in there into the orphanages, then maybe we can kind of like see what they know about like the place. We can like get some intel from them. Denlin strikes me as the type who uh doesn't realize how much the orphans actually see and hear, you know, like we get a lot of good intel that

Ali Leonard: Yeah, for

Tyram: way. Yeah. like we can find out like what's keeping them from like you know rebelling against him and stuff and then like probably we can kill them mothers,

Ali Leonard: sure. Probably

Tyram: right? So yeah, we

Ali Leonard: adults. one here in

Tyram: we take their shackles off and then

Ali Leonard: late. Okay, that sounds

Tyram: we we totally ruin that

Ali Leonard: good.

Tyram: place. If any

Christopher Hooper: If

Tyram: incite people to revolution, it's

Christopher Hooper: you're if you're um disguised as Bellsmith, um you may be able to get taken back into the factory as one of his

Ali Leonard: Is Both

Christopher Hooper: drivers. Yeah. Pierce

Ali Leonard: one of Deadland's drivers? Oh,

Tyram: brew. I checked the newspaper where they announced all the racist information. s***,

Christopher Hooper: 7.

Tyram: that's right.

Christopher Hooper: You see like an

Ali Leonard: damn. You know what? I didn't

Christopher Hooper: update live and she's like at

Tyram: That's super

Christopher Hooper: a restaurant like down the

Ali Leonard: ask.

Tyram: convenient.

Ali Leonard: Oh, that's really convenient. Okay, so I could kind of

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: take her place. I need to know what she acts like and looks like and speaks

Tyram: Oh, well, good thing you got two of the world's greatest detectives on your

Christopher Hooper: street.

Tyram: side. I mean, hell, we just

Ali Leonard: like. That is

Tyram: tracked down Bellith with our, you know, usual effortless grace.

Ali Leonard: true. It was so easy. I feel like if Olivia was here, it would take

Tyram: Yeah. I I didn't say it.

Justin Hale: You know what the problem is? Is Olivia

Ali Leonard: so long to figure it out.

Tyram: I didn't see it. That was you who said

Christopher Hooper: You hear gar number two say number three no

Tyram: it. Is it just like mostly just like a pile of pepper with like a little bit like brown like at its core at this

Justin Hale: doesn't Yeah.

Tyram: point? Bro, this really doesn't seem

Christopher Hooper: pepp at this point. Brew has to like look

Tyram: like I don't like good. This doesn't even seem palatable. You're just going to eat a f****** like mouthful of

Justin Hale: Yeah. Oh, no. I'm not I'm not going to eat all this

Ali Leonard: I'm just sneezing the whole time.

Justin Hale: paper. I'm taking this for later. This is free paper. You never turned down free

Tyram: pepper. You know what? I respect

Justin Hale: paper.

Christopher Hooper: around. Ru is a first generation immigrant

Tyram: that. We should start calling through Bubby.

Justin Hale: I want to take the

Christopher Hooper: grandmother. Um, oh well. I'm actually absolutely stuffed on this uh this chicken snitle. Um, y'all want any more of

Justin Hale: balls. What did you call

Christopher Hooper: this?

Justin Hale: it?

Christopher Hooper: Uh, snitle? Yeah. All that pepper's getting in my nose. Well, if we need to hit the uh what she's in that newspaper says she's down the street. Is that what you

Tyram: Yeah, according to the newspapers, she's at a restaurant

Christopher Hooper: said? She's down the street in that

Tyram: down the

Christopher Hooper: newspaper. All right. Well, we got to move fast, right? Are you trying to meet her there or check her out at

Tyram: street. And yeah, seems like seems like a really easy way to deal with this real

Christopher Hooper: least?

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think we

Tyram: fast. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: should Yeah, I'm going to change back in my clothes when I get outside so I don't

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: draw attention to

Christopher Hooper: sure. I think

Ali Leonard: myself. I feel like the red red hair is really kind of drawing

Christopher Hooper: it looks

Ali Leonard: attention. That's very nice of

Christopher Hooper: great. All right. Uh, thank you,

Ali Leonard: you. Okay, bro. Put your pepper in your

Christopher Hooper: Garins. Hey, you want a you wanted a a

Justin Hale: Oh, yes. That's

Christopher Hooper: bagging? Hey, uh can you get sell

Ali Leonard: pocket.

Justin Hale: perfect. What are the other three

Christopher Hooper: number four to bag this

Tyram: Just lay it on that pepper, man.

Justin Hale: doing at this

Christopher Hooper: up?

Justin Hale: point? Still going with it. All right.

Christopher Hooper: Um they well they emptied their their pepper grinders. Um so they kind of do a handoff to the

Justin Hale: All

Christopher Hooper: next garson.

Justin Hale: right, that seems way more efficient than just getting another pepper

Christopher Hooper: Um but uh yeah. Um, and Garson number four comes in with some some bags, bags it up, just pours it all in, and uh wraps you

Justin Hale: grinder.

[01:30:00]

Christopher Hooper: up, gives you a nice bag of pepper brown and uh and um the rest of the uh Caesar salad and um hands the champagne to Silus and says, "Thank you all for your hospitality. Uh it would be a pleasure to see you again, Avoa." All right. Thanks, Scar. Uh, catch you later. All right. Uh, you want to head out the back or you want to go out the front? It's kind of crowded in there and I think my

Tyram: I

Christopher Hooper: my my coat's

Tyram: guess let's go out the back. Well, going through the back doesn't

Christopher Hooper: gone. Yeah. All

Tyram: mean going through a sewer, right? Okay.

Christopher Hooper: right. No.

Tyram: Okay. I've learned you have to check, but

Christopher Hooper: No. Secret entrance.

Tyram: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and he uh he uh has pulls out a key from his pocket. Um, lets you out into a a back alley. Um, says, "All right, this should take us uh around a a restaurant." He pointed out it's a it's down the street right here if we want to check it out. Might be able to find a back entrance that'll be uh less conspicuous, though. You guys are just all

Tyram: I just

Christopher Hooper: crazy. Um, so y'all should change clothes if you want

Tyram: I I take off my hat of disguise and go back to my uh my my uh my mission

Christopher Hooper: to. All right. All

Tyram: gear.

Christopher Hooper: right. That's what I

Ali Leonard: Same. Same

Christopher Hooper: remember. Cool. Let's

Justin Hale: Let's go.

Christopher Hooper: roll. So, if

Ali Leonard: Z.

Christopher Hooper: I remember correctly, it's probably at uh uh this place uh checkered Rest. Uh pretty nice place.

Ali Leonard: does

Christopher Hooper: Uh I heard a bunch of races said here before races usually. Um woman named Dolly runs it. Nice nice lady. Stocky bit. Uh but uh you know, she she takes good care of these visitors. Uh, let's go see if she's in and she'll let us in in the back. He

Ali Leonard: have. I put on a baseball cap to put over

Tyram: foolproof.

Ali Leonard: my

Tyram: I also like you still have a hat of disguise, but you're just putting on

Ali Leonard: face and sunglasses. No, I got to go baseball cap. I can't do it in this

Christopher Hooper: uh he uh he knocks on on the back door. appears to be like a kitchen door. And out

Ali Leonard: suit.

Christopher Hooper: um steps a um stocky looking

Tyram: a

Christopher Hooper: human, a woman, ruddyfaced. Um if you look closely, it looks like she's missing her left pinky finger. Um says, "Hey, Jasper, what can I do for you?" Oh, um hey, we're uh we're hoping to get in a little quiet. We We don't want to be bothered tonight. Um we got a few hot shots. Oh, yeah. All right.

Ali Leonard: That's

Christopher Hooper: Um well, right this way, Jasper. You know, I'll always take care of you. Yeah. Thank you, ma'am. Uh you want the upstairs suite? Uh the upstairs table on the loft? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great, actually. All right. Uh come right this way. And uh you all um you come out to the main room and there's a staircase to the side that takes you up to an open balcony. Um and actually she takes you to a large uh table um that overlooks the rest of the the benches where a lot of people are sitting. Um and you you actually see everyone um out there and says, "All right. Um I'll bring you some drinks soon." Yeah. Thank you, darling. All right. Hey, is this good? Good.

Ali Leonard: This is

Christopher Hooper: Good. Uh, I don't know who this woman looks like. What?

Ali Leonard: perfect.

Christopher Hooper: Belle's the booper, right? Oh,

Ali Leonard: She looks like me. She looks like me.

Justin Hale: What was

Christopher Hooper: all right. I guess

Ali Leonard: Isn't that weird?

Justin Hale: that?

Christopher Hooper: so. Do not you you're pretty unique looking, would you

Ali Leonard: I

Christopher Hooper: say?

Ali Leonard: think for someone to just appear with my name looking exactly like me and also a racist is very

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: weird. The coincidences are a

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Um, so what we trying to do here? We're killing

Ali Leonard: lot. Okay. So now you're obvious about

Christopher Hooper: her. That's what y'all said,

Ali Leonard: it. I

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: right?

Ali Leonard: think I need well I need to if I'm taking her place to sneak into the factory then I need to know her

Tyram: Okay. All

Ali Leonard: mannerisms but not

Tyram: right. There's ways to in there's ways to

Justin Hale: Why am I

Tyram: incapacitate her without killing her. We can we can

Justin Hale: telling

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: killing. I also

Tyram: manage.

Ali Leonard: not killing right away maybe because I want to know what she

Tyram: Well, and nice thing about

Justin Hale: boring? What do you

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: my daggers, I pick a psychic dagger. I could I could stab

Justin Hale: mean?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: her non-lethally. It's like, you know, attack her brain, you know, like just knock her the hell

Ali Leonard: is. Can you figure out if she's just like had surgery to look like me or like what the whole scheme? Can you find

Tyram: out.

Ali Leonard: out the whole scheme?

Tyram: Um, we could take her somewhere and interrogate her maybe. I mean, I I I've got a lot of pretty cool powers and

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we could do

Tyram: everything, but I can't read minds

Ali Leonard: that.

Tyram: more telekinetic than telepathic, you

Ali Leonard: No, sure.

Tyram: know.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Maybe she'll just tell

Tyram: Maybe. Or maybe she'll tell. I put my head in

Ali Leonard: us.

Tyram: disguise. The Waffle King. I'd be scared. I'd be scared s******* in the f****** Waffle

Ali Leonard: Maybe. Yeah, I

Tyram: King like heavy tiger something, you

Ali Leonard: would too.

Tyram: know? Okay. So, is that what we're going with? Just knock her out and like take her somewhere and interrogate

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: her? We go for something a bit more

Justin Hale: Worst

Ali Leonard: I guess. I mean, first I guess we I need to watch

Tyram: like clever, right? We could like try to tailor. We could try to Oh, one of us could go

Justin Hale: plan.

Ali Leonard: her.

Tyram: and like uh Oh, I can pretend I want to be like her biographer and she needs to tell me her life story or something, you know?

Justin Hale: I want to hear

Ali Leonard: That's good because I need to get her mannerism sound if I'm going to pretend to be

Tyram: Okay, you can disguise yourself and watch from somewhere.

Ali Leonard: her. Yeah. I mean, I'm above her. I'm above the Where is she?

Tyram: Yeah, I check

Justin Hale: that.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, she's she's down

Ali Leonard: Is she below

Tyram: paper. She's at table

Christopher Hooper: there. Yep. Looks like she's still down

Ali Leonard: us?

Tyram: 13. Nothing. Um, seems like racists have to deal with

Ali Leonard: Okay. Yes. I'm just like watching

Tyram: some pretty invasive tracking from like the local media. You

Christopher Hooper: there.

Ali Leonard: her. Yeah. This

Tyram: know,

Ali Leonard: is a new system. We didn't have this when I was part of it a year

Tyram: place has gone to s*** without

Christopher Hooper: You look down at table

Justin Hale: Oops.

Christopher Hooper: six uh 13 and it looks like uh she's got

Ali Leonard: ago.

Christopher Hooper: a um looks like a cobalt um next to

Tyram: you.

Christopher Hooper: her um just like lapping up like a huge bowl of slop as she kind of sips a beer um by herself. Um, you see some other racists um, kind of talking to other people, but they seem pretty

Tyram: Okay. So,

Ali Leonard: You go talk to her now, Waffle

Tyram: okay. Sure. Oh, wait. If I'm doing Are we doing the biographer thing or

Ali Leonard: King. If you're doing the

Tyram: what? I probably don't want to be the Waffle King.

Ali Leonard: biography, you probably don't want any apple

Tyram: No. Or do I? I don't know what she's

Christopher Hooper: isolated. You could be the sofa

Tyram: like. What' you

Christopher Hooper: king.

Tyram: say, narrator?

Christopher Hooper: You could be a sofa

Tyram: That sounds Sofa King,

Justin Hale: Uh

Ali Leonard: king.

Tyram: right? Sofa King is a well-known biographer. That's

Christopher Hooper: king.

Tyram: true. We're establishing that in canon right

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. He's known as uh the sofa king. Uh, I think Mr. Stupid is what they call

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: here. Hold

Tyram: I don't like how this yes ending is turning around on me

Ali Leonard: on.

Tyram: now.

Justin Hale: I think they just shorten it to

Tyram: How is that

Justin Hale: idiot. There's all the letters in

Tyram: shortened? It It's

Justin Hale: there somewhere.

Christopher Hooper: him.

Tyram: more

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Justin Hale: But the rolls off the tongue

Tyram: syllables.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, some people also use the nickname

Tyram: I hate how these nicknames keep getting longer and longer. I feel like people don't know how nicknames are supposed to

Justin Hale: there.

Tyram: work.

Justin Hale: I've also heard the nickname Big Dum

Tyram: You know what? Let's abandon this spangle. Let's go with them. And someone Let's forget the

Justin Hale: Dum.

Tyram: sofa king

Justin Hale: What are you talking

Christopher Hooper: Ningu Dr.

Justin Hale: about? I've heard

Tyram: thing. You know what? I can

Christopher Hooper: Ignoramus. All

Tyram: establish a just Does she know every biographer on Earth? I'll just make up a name here real

Christopher Hooper: right. All right. Um, cool. So, are you heading back down to to the main floor?

Tyram: quick. Yeah, I'll try that. I'm going to go with the name

Justin Hale: battle.

Christopher Hooper: Try to try to talk to

Tyram: uh how do you guys like a Jethro

Christopher Hooper: her.

Tyram: Killingsworth? Jethro Killingsworth.

Christopher Hooper: Deathro

Tyram: Yes.

Justin Hale: Yeah, I heard death row as well. I was

Christopher Hooper: Killingsworth. Oh, Jethro.

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: No, Jethro. My bad. I said Jethro. I tried

Ali Leonard: I heard death row, Hang off.

Tyram: to Yeah. Oh, maybe that'd be

Justin Hale: like

Tyram: a good rapper name actually. Death Row for

[01:40:00]

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. The jet throw killings worth. Okay. Yeah,

Tyram: All right, my rap name is Death Row

Christopher Hooper: that sounds sick as hell. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds sick as hell.

Tyram: Kellings. Thanks, Jasper. All right, I'm heading down. Um, I'll think at you guys if I need

Justin Hale: Who?

Tyram: help. Okay, so I'm gonna Okay, kind of get

Christopher Hooper: Silus. Sounds

Tyram: into the character here. Um, I come up and I I act like I'm like walking by

Christopher Hooper: good.

Tyram: her table when I like I see her out of the corner of my eye. Like a double take. Oh my goodness. Are you the Bellsmith

Christopher Hooper: Hi. Yeah. The cobalt kind of snaps. Says,

Tyram: Booper? Why Bellooper? Of

Christopher Hooper: "Who you talking to? Who are you?" Yeah. What's it to

Tyram: course. I am such a fan and I am actually

Christopher Hooper: you?

Tyram: I'm doing a project right now where I'm trying to create a biography of all the upand cominging racers. I just know that you're going

Justin Hale: Oops.

Tyram: to be one of the greatest racist of all time. And if I get in on the ground floor writing your biography now, I just know that I'm going to set the world of sports journalism on fire.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What's your

Tyram: Jethro

Christopher Hooper: name? Okay, Jack. Well, we know we love our bells, but what's in it for

Tyram: Killingsworth. Oh, you can have uh 50% of the profits from the

Christopher Hooper: us? Go ahead and give me um I want to really

Tyram: biography. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: I want a performance before anything

Tyram: I am lying. So, are you sure it could be deception?

Christopher Hooper: really. I I I I want to know how well you're playing the part before we get

Tyram: Damn. See, this is where me trying to be a

Christopher Hooper: into the deception

Ali Leonard: I am watching from far

Tyram: team player is really going to bite me because I didn't put anything in performance. Like Luke's got

Christopher Hooper: roles.

Tyram: that. All

Ali Leonard: away. Can I do flash of genius or am I too far

Tyram: right.

Christopher Hooper: Um, is there a range thing on

Ali Leonard: away? I'm pulling it up right

Tyram: Does it help? I would

Christopher Hooper: it? Okay, let me know. You want to go give

Ali Leonard: now. Got to find

Tyram: have like advice could just be psychic, right? So like would that help like extend the range if we need

Christopher Hooper: the I mean I think it's possible if it's if it's like applyable via, you know, words or

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: to? Yeah. I think

Christopher Hooper: anything. Um, which I think I think it is, but I just want

Tyram: like the spirit of the law here is like they are offering you some sort of keen

Christopher Hooper: to

Tyram: insight to do it better.

Ali Leonard: Here it is. It says within 30 someone you can see within 30

Christopher Hooper: check within 30. I think in this scenario, um, we'll

Ali Leonard: ft.

Christopher Hooper: we'll say for sure. I I'll give it to you if you can tell me what your flash of genius

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: is. Like what keen insight are you doing to help him uh do his

Ali Leonard: Um, I can feed him like intimate information about

Christopher Hooper: performance? Oh. Mhm. Yeah. Nice.

Ali Leonard: racing that they know that he's

Christopher Hooper: Nice. Uh-huh. Uh, cool. Yeah, let's get that

Ali Leonard: legit. W

Tyram: Okay. All right. Um, starting off Oh, damn it. with a 10. I

Christopher Hooper: total. 10

Tyram: don't have proficiency, so I don't have my floor on this

Christopher Hooper: total and then

Tyram: one.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Plus the four for

Ali Leonard: Instagram.

Tyram: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: 14. Is that right?

Ali Leonard: I was

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, okay.

Ali Leonard: really

Christopher Hooper: Um, it looks like he's not

Ali Leonard: crazy.

Christopher Hooper: um giving you much of a sniff.

Tyram: 14. I do not know if that's

Christopher Hooper: Uh,

Ali Leonard: I 22nd

Tyram: good or bad.

Christopher Hooper: um, uh, he's

Ali Leonard: 187. 7.

Christopher Hooper: he's uh he's he's not giving too much credence to to you being very legit. He's like, "You don't look like you're up to snuff. I don't know you.

Ali Leonard: say that you've worked with other racists, but you're they're not as

Tyram: Um, look, I've talked to uh feed me raise

Ali Leonard: interesting. Like, say you've worked

Tyram: her names maybe psychically like

Ali Leonard: with Let me pull up the ones that I

Tyram: look I have already started uh biographies on Scotty Mack. I have started biographies on uh

Ali Leonard: had. Yeah.

Tyram: Valtra vers sorry was Versap I got I got that wrong on

Ali Leonard: Verstop Serge. Verstop.

Tyram: Versapp on

Ali Leonard: Yeah. And

Tyram: Serge and all of them whatever she just said. Um and frankly all of them bored me. I mean I got the story from Scotty Mack about how feed me a story feed me a story. Feed me a

Ali Leonard: Sergeancy um about his daughter taking

Tyram: story. He's talking about like it's this family business. He took over for his

Ali Leonard: over his forehead.

Tyram: dad. He wants to take over his daughter and wants wants his daughter to step into the

Christopher Hooper: Sure, everyone knows those stories from the newspaper, but why don't we talk about the real business here? Show me some coin and then

Ali Leonard: There you

Christopher Hooper: we can talk business. All right. I don't care what who you talk to or what you read in the paper. You mean

Tyram: role.

Christopher Hooper: business. You need to start paying

Ali Leonard: go.

Tyram: Bellsmith, is this the best manager you could find? Just shaking down people

Christopher Hooper: up. I

Tyram: like a common cutthroat in the middle of a bar like this.

Christopher Hooper: is

Tyram: I expected better from you. You deserve better.

Christopher Hooper: I don't know what to do. It's

Tyram: Who is this bum? Who is this little loser? I know that I could represent you

Ali Leonard: That's correct.

Tyram: better than this. Once my my biography is

Christopher Hooper: just listen. I don't want any trouble.

Tyram: written, the best managers in the business will be knocking down your door to represent

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: you, and you won't have to put up with this cretin any

Christopher Hooper: Um, she kind of looks

Tyram: longer.

Christopher Hooper: around nervously. Uh, looks at Cringe nervously. Cringe says, "Yeah, what do you think about that? You want to go off run into this guy? This newspaper now manager guy, huh?" No. No. Um, no. I'm I'm fine. Yeah. Should we Should we go back home? Yeah, let's go back home.

Tyram: Um, I'm going to think of the rest of them. Okay, so it looks like this guy's the one who actually we might need to talk to. She might just be his puppet, it looks

Christopher Hooper: Um, and they start

Tyram: like.

Christopher Hooper: uh uh getting ready to

Ali Leonard: Do we need to follow her? I think she knows everything. She just doesn't want to be a part of it, but

Tyram: Yeah, we should absolutely follow them. I want

Christopher Hooper: leave.

Ali Leonard: she can't escape

Tyram: to knife this guy and then we can talk to her. How about that? Do it on the

Ali Leonard: it. Should we get to their house first or should we do it on the way?

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. And so,

Tyram: way.

Christopher Hooper: uh, you hear them step out and say the Cobalt's like, "Can you believe that guy? You You have another manager." Yeah. Great. You're going to be with us for life. Life, don't forget it. Yeah.

Tyram: Are they Where are they right

Christopher Hooper: No. Uh I They're out in

Tyram: now?

Christopher Hooper: the street. Um like at that curb. Uh it looks like they're

Ali Leonard: and we're following

Christopher Hooper: waiting for uh a car. Um and at some

Tyram: Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. While they're waiting for

Christopher Hooper: point one pulls up.

Ali Leonard: them.

Tyram: the car, uh, do we have the pocket village with us? Can we uh can Brew pull up in the Bugatti and pretend to be their Uber

Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah.

Tyram: or

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: whatever?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, sure. Well, oh,

Ali Leonard: Their Uber, their booer.

Tyram: I don't love

Christopher Hooper: is is the is the village in the

Tyram: that. No. What's the point of it being capsule size if we don't carry it with us?

Christopher Hooper: brownstone? Okay. Yeah, just wondering. Thought that's what y'all said last time. Um, yes, it will it will take a couple minutes to deploy. Um but

Tyram: Um, maybe I could go and try to like

Christopher Hooper: yeah um if y'all hurry you can start

Tyram: maybe I could go like try to sabotage any of the real cars that are trying to get to them so that we have the time to get uh Brew in

Christopher Hooper: going Sure.

Tyram: here.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um you want to go ahead and give me uh let's start with the perception just to see if you can you can find the car. Um Brew uh yeah are you deploying the pocket village

Tyram: Okay, you're

Christopher Hooper: and then grabbing to the GTI. Cool.

Justin Hale: That's

Christopher Hooper: He said, "Yeah." And he said,

Tyram: muted. Okay. Uh 19

Christopher Hooper: "Oh." And they said, "That's

Tyram: perception.

Christopher Hooper: fine." Um, cool. You pull you pull out the Bugatti uh a little bit. Uh, it takes a little bit.

Justin Hale: fun.

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Christopher Hooper: Um, with that 19 perception, you're able to see that there is a line of like supercars um along the strip uh and a um it looks to be a MercedesBenz um that is um like re uh uh what is it called? Um repainted, you know, for the style of Dinland. has as a trademarks on it. Um, and it is kind of like weaving through traffic uh

Tyram: Can I throw some cauldrons in its path? Yeah, I think it's part of my

Christopher Hooper: approaching. Do you have call

Tyram: kit. What should I roll? slide of hand

Christopher Hooper: trips? Yeah, sure.

Tyram: or I mean if I

Christopher Hooper: Uh I guess in a tech

Tyram: could I just throw my dagger at the tire if that's

Christopher Hooper: role uh I don't know what I think trips

Tyram: easier. Okay. All right. Uh okay. I'll do an attack roll. Uh decks and

Christopher Hooper: is more appropriate. Um but

Tyram: proficiency.

Christopher Hooper: yeah.

Tyram: Okay. Um burn inspiration. Roll the three. Okay. Um 13. But I can make that better if I need

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: to. I'll make it

Christopher Hooper: Um you're you'll have a minor success. Uh, if you get up, okay, if you can get past 18, you'll have

Tyram: better.

Christopher Hooper: a major

Tyram: 18.

Christopher Hooper: success. Nice. Um, the the car hits the couch and Michael Bay style like topples over and then like flies into a building and like blows up.

Tyram: That's

Christopher Hooper: Um, Uh, and you Slink back into the shadows. At this point, Brew has been able to pull the Brew Gotti out

Tyram: fine.

Christopher Hooper: um up front. Um, you do notice they did have decals on their car. Um, so I don't

Tyram: Um trying to think if we

Christopher Hooper: know if there's something you want to you want to address.

Tyram: have Oh. Uh Brew, can you the illusion um those decals on the car at least while we're parked in front of

Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Justin Hale: Yeah. I want them to be almost

Tyram: them? Why

Justin Hale: exact but slightly

Tyram: do you want them to be slightly different?

Justin Hale: different just just because I want the decals to have like our names in them instead of like castor oil or

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Um, Elizabeth, what are you doing right

Justin Hale: whatever.

Christopher Hooper: now? You're still muted.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Um, my plan was kind of like if I needed to, I could get her away. I feel like the shock of seeing me would kind of distract her enough, but so I'm like hanging back. But if they're going in the

Christopher Hooper: I don't think you talked

Ali Leonard: Bugatti, are we taking them to the

Tyram: Um, probably

Christopher Hooper: about

Tyram: shouldn't. Um, do Brew and I still have any

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: places around town from like a few years ago when we were here that we think we might be

Ali Leonard: brownstone?

Tyram: able to take her to?

Christopher Hooper: I think most of them you are probably suspect that the

Tyram: What if we go

Christopher Hooper: iron claws have taken

Tyram: to Blackwell Park, which just all the perverts

Christopher Hooper: over. Yeah. Okay.

Ali Leonard: Are we all getting in the bugatti or just them and then we're meeting you there?

Christopher Hooper: Um uh definitely only four people fitting in

Tyram: are? But what if two of them are a We have a cobalt, a halfling, and a golem.

Ali Leonard: Get right

Tyram: It's a pretty small and I'm assuming that Bellith is a dwarf, right? So, we don't have a lot of leg room that we're taking up

Christopher Hooper: Bugatti. We can do

Ali Leonard: back.

Christopher Hooper: laughs and stuff. Y'all can make it fit.

Tyram: here. Once we're in the car, I feel like we've got him right. So, what does it matter at that point?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, yeah,

Ali Leonard: Can we just say bye to

Tyram: Oh, right. I forgot to ask

Christopher Hooper: sure. Um, I feel like at this point Jasper's falling

Ali Leonard: Jasper? Yeah, I leave him a

Christopher Hooper: asleep. What does it

Ali Leonard: note. It just says

Christopher Hooper: say?

Ali Leonard: um there's like a glass of like water next to him with like some Tylenol too and it's like like we went off for the thing. We'll message you

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Ali Leonard: later. Have a good

Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. So, Brew by I think at this

Ali Leonard: sleep.

Christopher Hooper: point by yourself uh to be the the

Ali Leonard: I'm

Christopher Hooper: best portrait, you pull up to um Bell Smith and Crrench on the curb. It said and they're both like a little confused as you pull up to

Ali Leonard: He's looking for

Justin Hale: Yes. Hello. This is

Christopher Hooper: them. We don't we don't we have a

Justin Hale: Uber. H. This is your car. Is Uber a

Christopher Hooper: car. Where's our car? You Uh, okay. I mean,

Ali Leonard: new character.

Christopher Hooper: you got the decals, but fine. Whatever. Bel, get in. Okay. Uh, they hop in the

Ali Leonard: And then we push in after them to get in the

Christopher Hooper: back. Oh, what is this? What's going

Ali Leonard: car and I'm sitting right next to Bel Smith and I'm

Justin Hale: car?

Christopher Hooper: on? Oh, hi.

Ali Leonard: just staring at

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Hey. Oh my god. You're the uh you're the racist that

Ali Leonard: her. Interesting. Interesting thing that you just said

Tyram: I want to knock out uh this cobalt

Ali Leonard: to

Christopher Hooper: cheated. Hey, what do

Tyram: a******. Yeah. Okay. See, I just like give him like non-lethal

Christopher Hooper: you Oh my god. Is this

Tyram: damage. All you had I like looked at his

Christopher Hooper: a kidnapping? Oh no.

Ali Leonard: me, you're an adult. It would be an adult

Tyram: unconscious body. All you had to do was say yes to the f****** biography, you little

Christopher Hooper: Oh, no. It's you. You You're not an

Ali Leonard: now.

Tyram: s***.

Christopher Hooper: author. I knew that name was

Tyram: It was great. Whatever. Let's just go.

Ali Leonard: It's a It's an okay

Tyram: Okay. I come up with better names. I mean, you guys all know

Ali Leonard: name.

Tyram: me by Yeah.

Ali Leonard: It's not the worst name for

Tyram: Not everything's going to be as the name you guys know me by, which we shouldn't say out loud right

Christopher Hooper: crazy. What do you want?

Ali Leonard: sure.

Tyram: now.

Justin Hale: Hey

Christopher Hooper: My patron will pay you

Ali Leonard: Hey girl, what's your deal?

Christopher Hooper: how much? Ju just I don't want to get hurt. I have a big race

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we know. Why are you with Denlin? What is going on? Why are you Why did

Justin Hale: girl.

Christopher Hooper: tomorrow.

Ali Leonard: you take my

Christopher Hooper: What? I didn't raised

Tyram: Oh, are you one of his

Ali Leonard: name?

Tyram: orphans?

Christopher Hooper: me. Yeah.

Tyram: Okay, I'm not gonna write any of this down, but like why don't you go

Ali Leonard: He named you Belith

Tyram: ahead and give us a little bit of a bio on you real

Ali Leonard: Cooper. Yeah, we're going to need a full bio

Tyram: quick.

Christopher Hooper: Is is this for the

Ali Leonard: because I don't get what's going

Tyram: or

Ali Leonard: on. No, this is for

Tyram: just just tell the

Christopher Hooper: book? I mean, there's not much to tell. I grew up in an orphanage and now I race

Ali Leonard: me.

Christopher Hooper: cars.

Ali Leonard: Why did the Why did Cranch say that you would never leave

Christopher Hooper: Oh. Um, I don't

Tyram: story.

Christopher Hooper: I don't know. I mean, they're they're family, right? They're the only family I

Ali Leonard: them? No, this is

Christopher Hooper: have.

Ali Leonard: not Fast and Furious. What do they have on

Christopher Hooper: So have on me. They I mean, Dylan's basically my dad.

Ali Leonard: you? That's good.

Christopher Hooper: So, I

Ali Leonard: You like

Christopher Hooper: mean, he he I don't have anything else. So, what

Ali Leonard: that?

Christopher Hooper: else am I going to

Ali Leonard: You can have whatever you want. I'm also very still so confused about the name. Like if you want to be a racist, we can get you in there the right way. But you could do whatever you want. We also need to There's just

Christopher Hooper: do? Hey, what what's going

Ali Leonard: so much going on. There's so much

Christopher Hooper: on? Hey, it's okay. What's

Ali Leonard: happening. Oh my god. Don't even Don't comfort me. Comfort me in your

Christopher Hooper: wrong? Yeah.

Ali Leonard: lane. You know that Den I mean you're an orphan so you know that he's like using

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. He's not the one that killed my parents, right?

Ali Leonard: orphans. I

Tyram: Okay. I want to introduce

Christopher Hooper: No, I

Ali Leonard: don't This is the first time hearing of it. We asked for your bio and you left that

Tyram: you I want to introduce you to the concept that uh someone who raises and exploits the labor of orphans isn't a

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: great

Christopher Hooper: don't. I mean, where else? Like, it was fine. I I grew up and I got to be a race car racist. Race car

Tyram: person.

Christopher Hooper: racist. Um,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's also what they're

Christopher Hooper: and I get to work on cars and Yeah. I I think it's

Ali Leonard: called. Do you like working on cars?

Christopher Hooper: okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good at

Ali Leonard: Would you like to do something

Christopher Hooper: it. I I don't know what else I'm good at. Um, so I

Ali Leonard: else? Okay, let's put a pin in

Christopher Hooper: think

Ali Leonard: that. When did When did he name you Bell Smith?

Christopher Hooper: when I was brought into the orphanage. That was the name that that I had as far as I can

Ali Leonard: Booper. That's always been your

Tyram: Yeah. Pretty

Christopher Hooper: remember. Yeah. Why is that

Ali Leonard: name. That's

Tyram: surprised by that detail.

Ali Leonard: crazy. Okay, I feel like I'm going

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: crazy? When did you get your name?

Ali Leonard: crazy. But that's my name and then Okay. Okay. Tell me if

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

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Ali Leonard: this Okay. Okay, girl. Tell me if this feels like too many coincidences, right? I get framed for cheating by your dad. And then in a year, however many months later, suddenly there's a new racist with Denlin whose name is very similar to mine, and we look like

Christopher Hooper: Okay. That's so Anything

Justin Hale: Let's

Ali Leonard: twins. Oh my god. No. Well, maybe. I don't know.

Christopher Hooper: related? I think so.

Ali Leonard: Are you a dwarf?

Tyram: Have you always looked

Ali Leonard: Well, maybe we're related. That'd be kind of

Tyram: basically identical to

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I never thought about

Justin Hale: go.

Christopher Hooper: it. Um I don't know. I don't know much about you other than you cheated and got kicked out of the racing

Ali Leonard: weird. I didn't

Tyram: Elizabeth?

Christopher Hooper: circuit. Sorry. That's what dad always

Ali Leonard: cheat. I didn't cheat. Um, let's start with that. I didn't cheat. Yeah, that's something your dad always said because he's a jerk. Sorry. Sorry about

Tyram: Now, let's rip that band-aid off. Your dad is a

Ali Leonard: it. But your dad is a jerk. Yeah, he exploits children and

Christopher Hooper: says. I mean, I think exploitation is

Ali Leonard: framed

Christopher Hooper: a bit of a stretch. I mean, he he gave us a decent life and feeds us

Tyram: dick. What do you guys normally

Christopher Hooper: and we have housing

Tyram: eat?

Christopher Hooper: and no bread, soup, good

Ali Leonard: me. You know, there's other things than bread and

Justin Hale: They

Christopher Hooper: stuff. Um, yeah,

Ali Leonard: soup.

Christopher Hooper: but but sometimes they get you sick. And I know bread and soup I'll always be

Ali Leonard: The no see that's wrong and the violescence is making everybody sick I

Justin Hale: said

Christopher Hooper: healthy. Do you eat bio

Ali Leonard: think.

Christopher Hooper: lessons?

Ali Leonard: Are you guys around viollescence in the

Christopher Hooper: Where? Listen. What? What? What do you want from

Ali Leonard: factory? I want number one. Well, now I want to help you because now I feel bad. Total 180 on this from like two hours

Christopher Hooper: me? What was going to happen two hours

Ali Leonard: ago. Don't worry about that.

Christopher Hooper: ago?

Ali Leonard: But now I want to help you and I want to help all the other orphans to actually live a good life and to not have to eat bread soup, go to this other orphanage and get hot dogs. You know what I mean? and see the sunshine and not have to work on violence and learn how

Christopher Hooper: My

Ali Leonard: to be a person. I don't

Christopher Hooper: dog will let

Ali Leonard: know. Be treated like a human. Yeah. Let's get you a hot dog, girl.

Christopher Hooper: me maybe after after the

Ali Leonard: Eat what you

Christopher Hooper: race. I don't want to have an upset

Ali Leonard: want. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. In this race, I'm just spitballing

Christopher Hooper: stomach.

Ali Leonard: here. Do you ever win? Are you allowed

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Well, I haven't won

Ali Leonard: to win?

Christopher Hooper: yet, but I think

Ali Leonard: If you were ever beating Denlin, would he let you

Christopher Hooper: I'm I mean, usually when I

Ali Leonard: win or does he

Christopher Hooper: drive, I try to support his

Ali Leonard: use Does he use you to block other

Christopher Hooper: race. We're, you know, we're a

Ali Leonard: people? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's using you

Christopher Hooper: team. We're we're team to work

Ali Leonard: for. That's not No. If

Christopher Hooper: together.

Ali Leonard: you're if you're on the same team, you don't work as a team. That's not how that works in

Christopher Hooper: Every team has a lead driver and I mean he's the best so you know I help him so we can

Ali Leonard: racing. Uh-uh. See, he's lying

Christopher Hooper: win. I mean

Ali Leonard: to you.

Christopher Hooper: that's that happens with every team. Every team has a lead driver and usually the second driver help helps

Ali Leonard: No, they help them if it helps their own race. They don't help them only to help them. If that makes sense. This isn't Ricky Bobby. Like, you're not number

Christopher Hooper: them. I don't know. I mean,

Ali Leonard: two. You should always be fighting for your own

Christopher Hooper: we I think that's kind of a selfish way to race. We're a

Ali Leonard: race. No, that's the

Tyram: But Isn't that the way Denlin races? So, doesn't that mean that he's

Christopher Hooper: good

Ali Leonard: only way to

Christopher Hooper: team. Well, I'm sure if I was

Ali Leonard: race. If you if your team

Christopher Hooper: the better racist, then

Ali Leonard: wins, you don't win. You don't get anything if your team

Tyram: selfish? No. No, we don't think

Christopher Hooper: then we would help me,

Ali Leonard: wins. No, you still

Christopher Hooper: right? I don't know. I don't think y'all know Denlin.

Ali Leonard: lose. I definitely know him. We just listened to him talking about

Tyram: that

Ali Leonard: how all of the children were getting sick and using them for violence and how he doesn't give a

Christopher Hooper: That doesn't sound like

Ali Leonard: s***. I We should have We should have recorded it. I was thinking of it

Tyram: Good thing I have these recording stones that I used

Ali Leonard: in the moment and I should have said

Tyram: concerts before. I had it on during that

Christopher Hooper: him.

Ali Leonard: something. You're always

Christopher Hooper: Oh

Ali Leonard: recording. This is being

Tyram: time. Now I'm just going to

Christopher Hooper: s***. Oh, please don't

Ali Leonard: recorded.

Tyram: play that conversation real quick. No. Oh, no. I guess that's not

Christopher Hooper: record. Last time on Dragon Ball Z. Damn

Ali Leonard: That's

Tyram: a Damn it. I forgot I DVR Dragon Ball Z. s***. But I'm not deleting that. I don't care how much this would help us.

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: I'm not deleting that episode of Dragon Ball

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: Z. It was when Boku became a booper bayon for the first time.

Christopher Hooper: pooper pain. Okay. I mean, you want to what? Take down Denland cuz he, you know, exposed your cheating. Is that what the deal is? Is that what's really going on

Ali Leonard: didn't Oh my

Tyram: trained her for cheating. Uh exploit like you

Christopher Hooper: here? Framed you for

Ali Leonard: god, I didn't

Tyram: apparently brainwashes them which is extra f*****

Christopher Hooper: cheating?

Ali Leonard: see That's creepy. It's extra

Tyram: up.

Ali Leonard: creepy. Um, what happened to your

Christopher Hooper: watches. I don't I don't know. I assume they maybe they gave me up or

Ali Leonard: parents? I don't think I have a sister. I don't know.

Tyram: And it really is just like

Ali Leonard: I have a

Tyram: nothing but a coincidences that led to this person

Christopher Hooper: died.

Ali Leonard: brother.

Tyram: being your doppelganger or

Ali Leonard: I'm gonna kill

Tyram: whatever. Like I said, Toeer, her life is in your hands here.

Christopher Hooper: Is it Elizabeth or Ally? I don't

Justin Hale: Oh

Ali Leonard: myself. Both. If Ally dies, Els dies in real

Christopher Hooper: know. Oh, yeah. That's true. Um, then

Justin Hale: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: it uh it can't be a coincidence.

Ali Leonard: life.

Tyram: Hey, maybe D didn't like made her go through like facial reconstruction surgery or

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ali Leonard: I don't

Tyram: something. So, now

Christopher Hooper: maybe you have a long lost twin

Ali Leonard: know. Maybe we're need to do some

Tyram: we're back at astonishing coincidence

Ali Leonard: DNA test. Yeah, we're going have to do some

Christopher Hooper: sister. Maybe she's a

Ali Leonard: DNA tests.

Christopher Hooper: blob.

Ali Leonard: Um, okay. Okay. There's just so much. So then I

Tyram: territory.

Ali Leonard: think it them and I don't say it loud, but I say in my brain, what are we doing? Are we adult helping her? Are we letting her race tomorrow? Am I trying to convince her to win the race tomorrow to

Tyram: I mean, I feel like getting her to win the

Ali Leonard: distract Denlin? What are we

Tyram: race would actually be kind of a cool thing to do. Yeah, I'd

Ali Leonard: doing? Wouldn't it? I think that'd be really

Tyram: be okay with that. Um,

Justin Hale: What do you

Ali Leonard: cool.

Tyram: right now we I think we Sounds like uh liberating these orphans is going to be less straightforward than I really wanted it to be. Yeah. I don't know.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So now because they're all brainwashed thinking that they're being

Tyram: I don't know if we can do

Ali Leonard: given I mean I don't know maybe if we get some trades of hot dogs it sounds like they'll

Tyram: that. We need to

Ali Leonard: come come a running. You know what I

Tyram: come up like maybe if we can like there's like a recording or like maybe we can like

Justin Hale: want?

Ali Leonard: mean?

Tyram: trick Denlin into saying over like a loudspeaker. Okay, this can be a character. What if we like trick Denlin into saying over a loudspeaker how much he like hates the orphans and like doesn't care about them? Yeah. like he

Ali Leonard: That should be pretty easy to

Tyram: I feel like he's a monologuer, you know? Either way, we still need to go through with the heist

Ali Leonard: do. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I could still pretend to be

Tyram: here. Yeah. I mean, I feel like even if she gets the

Justin Hale: What?

Ali Leonard: her while she races. You know what I

Tyram: credit for it, I want to feel terrible about that

Ali Leonard: mean? Yeah,

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: I'll let her race. No, for sure. But I can like like I can let her race, but like if I need to get into the factory, I can pretend to be her is what I meant. Okay. So, I guess I go back and and in person I'm like, "Okay, change of plans. You should win

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, I'll

Ali Leonard: tomorrow." Okay. Do you know

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: No win

Christopher Hooper: try. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: what I'm saying though? Like, don't help Denlin. Does he help you on the racetrack?

Justin Hale: tomorrow.

Christopher Hooper: I'm going I I have to help Dinland.

Ali Leonard: No. Okay. After the race tomorrow, I And this may be

Christopher Hooper: That's the only way I'm not going to help Dinland

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Ali Leonard: overstepping.

Christopher Hooper: is if he's, I don't know, disqualified or something.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay,

Justin Hale: That's a triple

Ali Leonard: I'll put him in the net. I'll think about that. What if you don't work for Denlin

Christopher Hooper: Who else would I work

Justin Hale: H

Ali Leonard: anymore? Like, I'm a my

Christopher Hooper: for?

Ali Leonard: family. Duh.

Christopher Hooper: to like leave the top division to like what do you

Ali Leonard: I race in the underground right now and the Coopers technically do still have a team in the upper division, but I'll be back into the big division and then you'll be with someone that is not terrible. This is hard. I'm trying to convince you. I'm not a very good

Tyram: I feel like that would also be weird if like there are two people on the same team who

Justin Hale: All

Christopher Hooper: race? So I take one of your

Ali Leonard: convincer.

Tyram: are virtually interchangeable.

Christopher Hooper: cousins

Tyram: Like would you start like a whole like stable of racers who have your near identical appearance and

Ali Leonard: Huh? Bel

Tyram: name self and

Ali Leonard: duper. No, but I feel a kindred spirit with you and I feel really bad that you're being like you're being taken advantage

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. No, I'm fine.

Ali Leonard: of. Like this. No, you're not. You're

Tyram: like

Ali Leonard: brainwashed. This is another example of a cult. There's cults

Christopher Hooper: I I I don't know about Colts, but I'm a race car. I'm a racist and I'm doing We're doing super well. We're third.

Ali Leonard: everywhere. You're out of

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ali Leonard: like five teams. That's

Justin Hale: That's Bottom

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: so bad, girl. And he's You're helping.

Christopher Hooper: What?

Ali Leonard: He's still

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, yeah, we most of the time we do a DRS train for most of the race and I help him get fourth and I usually

Ali Leonard: third. Uhhuh.

Christopher Hooper: get fifth and yeah, it works works pretty

Ali Leonard: Wow.

Justin Hale: half.

Christopher Hooper: well pretty much every race. It's

Ali Leonard: Wow. Wow.

Christopher Hooper: great.

Ali Leonard: I was like first for 20 years straight and I didn't cheat at all.

Christopher Hooper: Sounds like J to

Ali Leonard: Isn't that crazy? Sounds like you have no skill. Boom. Okay.

Justin Hale: Are you trying to

Christopher Hooper: me. I don't know. I don't know what your point is

Ali Leonard: So, I don't know. She

Justin Hale: or

Ali Leonard: doesn't I was going to help her, but now it doesn't sound like she has any talent. So, I don't

Justin Hale: not?

Christopher Hooper: anymore.

Ali Leonard: know if I want anymore. Um, damn. For third, I don't even know how to respond to that. Like he's not even

Tyram: I would assume

Ali Leonard: winning. Who's winning? Is it first up? That would make sense. Yeah, that makes sense.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I mean, our our car

Ali Leonard: Damn. I can't even process that. Like I can't I can't even think about

Tyram: so.

Christopher Hooper: our shark car is good enough to compete, but and I I know we'll

Ali Leonard: that.

Christopher Hooper: click, you know, it's fine. We're doing

Ali Leonard: You're doing

Christopher Hooper: great. Third is really

Ali Leonard: fine. You're not even He's not even on the podium.

Christopher Hooper: good.

Ali Leonard: He's coming in fourth.

Tyram: Yeah, I feel like you guys are like going through like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: God, this is bad. This is worse than I

Tyram: elaborate minations for a pretty mediocre result

Ali Leonard: thought. For fourth place. He doesn't even

Tyram: here.

Ali Leonard: really got money for that.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I I don't I don't even know. I I think that the racing is kind of a prestige thing for

Tyram: is fourth place prestigious.

Ali Leonard: Prestige. Fourth place is prestigious, right?

Christopher Hooper: him. I

Ali Leonard: Like I would not be racing if I kept getting in fourth. I'd be like, I guess I'm

Tyram: Yeah. Not everyone we have to

Christopher Hooper: don't

Ali Leonard: bowing out because I suck.

Tyram: hear standards of

Christopher Hooper: You're

Ali Leonard: Wow.

Tyram: excellence.

Christopher Hooper: not really beating these cheating

Tyram: What?

Ali Leonard: Well, I never cheated. Your father cheated. So So anyway, I don't know

Tyram: No. Okay. So, we need to tr Okay. So,

Justin Hale: real good at convincing

Ali Leonard: what to do. This is

Tyram: look. Look.

Christopher Hooper: charges.

Ali Leonard: stupid. No, I don't care

Tyram: Let's just knock her out, too. Whatever. And then just we'll go through

Ali Leonard: anymore.

Tyram: it. Man, what a That was so

Justin Hale: her.

Ali Leonard: That was disappointing and a waste of my

Tyram: disappointing. Well, whatever. Let's just go rob

Christopher Hooper: What?

Tyram: Venlin. Oh. Um, let

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: Okay. So, I do like adding on to the plan getting him to uh admit to the orphans that uh he doesn't care about them and that he's a it's exploiting

Ali Leonard: time.

Tyram: them. He's

Justin Hale: What else?

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Does she have a sending

Tyram: like, does

Ali Leonard: letter?

Christopher Hooper: If you

Tyram: she would she have a sending stone with uh her

Christopher Hooper: want. No, you you look. She's

Tyram: manager here just in case they got separated? He could like call be like, "Where are you?" You know,

Ali Leonard: That's I would assume the manager would have this ending soon because he's like the

Christopher Hooper: unconscious. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like he he does have

Ali Leonard: babysitter.

Tyram: whatever. Well, not anymore.

Christopher Hooper: one. All

Tyram: Now we have ascending stone.

Christopher Hooper: right. All right. What are y'all doing? Why are you all driving these unconscious

Tyram: I don't even know if it's worth like infiltrating the orphanage anymore. It sounds like that just we just be like, "Hey, uh, want us to help overthrow your tyrannical overlord?" And they'd be like, "No." So that's waste of time

Christopher Hooper: bodies?

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: now. Damn. I was really looking forward to that.

Ali Leonard: it's I feel like we have to get we just have to tell everybody about

Tyram: Yeah, we could do like a

Justin Hale: What?

Ali Leonard: orphans and then let the community take care of it. You know what I

Tyram: whole expose on the orphans while we're stealing all this violesence.

Ali Leonard: mean? Yeah. Take pictures.

Tyram: Yeah, we get is there like a maybe

Ali Leonard: I don't

Tyram: Jasper like No, like does Jasper like have any

Ali Leonard: know.

Tyram: experience like helping orphans who are like Yeah, like helping

Ali Leonard: No, the CPS or something.

Tyram: like deprogram people who have been brainwashed. Let's go back and pick up Jasper. Come

Christopher Hooper: Seems like a good

Ali Leonard: Yeah, let's go

Tyram: on. Let's just put these guys in the truck and we'll get

Ali Leonard: back. Wake up, Jasper. Let's circle around the

Tyram: Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: lead. Are you going to drop these bodies on the curb?

Ali Leonard: block.

Tyram: No, I think we'll just put him in the trunk. He'll be

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, you

Tyram: fine. Okay, we'll put him in the footwells underneath the seat

Christopher Hooper: find Jasper asleep on the

Ali Leonard: smart.

Tyram: where like cyclist's legs don't hang out. Whatever. I mean,

Ali Leonard: I was going to say we could put them in the pocket village, but can

Tyram: Ellsworth should be driving, right? So, Brew and I can be in the back seat. These unconscious bodies can be on the floor well, like the footwell in front of me and Bruce. We don't need the leg space.

Justin Hale: Right.

Christopher Hooper: table. Yes.

Ali Leonard: they I'd have to get permission to

Tyram: You got out

Ali Leonard: drive. Let me let

Tyram: there, bro. Bugatti. I like

Justin Hale: H. All right. So, I'm

Tyram: how I like how Brew doesn't have any

Ali Leonard: me

Tyram: legitimate ownership of this vehicle if you are like still like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I don't know.

Tyram: asking

Justin Hale: here. I pull out a stack of papers that

Tyram: permission. I mean honestly

Justin Hale: you have to

Tyram: uh possession is 9/10 of the law,

Justin Hale: Yes, exactly. And it's called the Brew

Ali Leonard: I mean, at

Tyram: right? It's hard to argue with that.

Justin Hale: God. Hey. Whoa. All right. You can't

Ali Leonard: least my feet can reach the

Tyram: Wait, what did you say that missed

Justin Hale: drive it

Christopher Hooper: Thank

Ali Leonard: pedals. Okay.

Tyram: him? That was a pretty

Christopher Hooper: you.

Ali Leonard: At least my my feet can reach the

Tyram: s***** thing to say,

Justin Hale: anymore.

Ali Leonard: pedals. I have to sign a waiver and he can crash the car any second cuz you can't reach the pedals. It's safer if

Tyram: Elizabeth. You

Justin Hale: Nope. You

Ali Leonard: I drive. That's

Tyram: know, just I'm I'm telling you this because I'm your friend. You're being really sized right now.

Ali Leonard: fine. I feel like we're the same

Tyram: Well, dwarves I guess I

Justin Hale: can't

Ali Leonard: height. Oh, no. He's I

Tyram: get that dwarves often feel like they're the shortest people around, but halflings and

Ali Leonard: guess he's like half my

Tyram: goblins have to deal with the stigma of being like 3 feet or tall or blower, and it's, you know, just you're you're giving us a lot of microaggressions right

Ali Leonard: height. Am I I feel like I'm just giving you

Tyram: now. I was trying to be

Justin Hale: Macro

Ali Leonard: aggression. Aggression,

Tyram: nice.

Christopher Hooper: He's coming off that um that heated

Ali Leonard: but macro

Christopher Hooper: discussion and lashing

Ali Leonard: aggression. I don't know. Time to touch a f****** bellith has really heated

Tyram: Did Brew do that? Did I

Christopher Hooper: out.

Ali Leonard: me up.

Tyram: do that? No. I feel like we're catching strays from

Justin Hale: aggression.

Ali Leonard: No, Brew. I'm

Tyram: your uh from your anger towards Bellith

Ali Leonard: sorry. Whoever created Bell

Tyram: here. Well, apparently it's been her name

Ali Leonard: Smith, I'm not happy

Tyram: this whole time, which I find inconceivable, but

Ali Leonard: with. Yeah, I don't know what's going

Tyram: apparently that's the case. Maybe he brainwashed her so thoroughly

Ali Leonard: on. If she's related to me, I'm going to f******

Tyram: that like he convinced her that like it was always her name or something. I

Ali Leonard: lose it. Maybe,

Tyram: don't f******

Ali Leonard: maybe. I don't know how brainwashing

Tyram: know. Like,

Ali Leonard: works. I don't

[02:20:00]

Tyram: okay, so like Brew and I do some shady s***, but like this is like evil on a whole another level. Like he is brainwashing. He is f****** up these

Ali Leonard: know. Yeah. And if all of the orphans are like

Tyram: kids for life, you

Justin Hale: There

Ali Leonard: that, cuz they said like orphans would leave

Tyram: know?

Ali Leonard: sick, but like obviously they're not reporting him. So they're definitely Oh, this is going way deeper

Justin Hale: are

Ali Leonard: than Gosh darn

Tyram: Yeah. Well, yeah.

Ali Leonard: it. This is a lot more work than I signed up

Tyram: I was hoping this would be like a nice like straightforward go in there like take

Ali Leonard: for.

Tyram: out the security and the orphans be like, "No, there's a chance." But no, no, they're they're

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Tyram: probably not going to do that.

Christopher Hooper: could be. You can check

Ali Leonard: like thanks ice cream. Yay. But

Tyram: You are giving the distinct impression that that's not the case.

Christopher Hooper: it out.

Tyram: Narrator.

Christopher Hooper: You You're talking to just one of the orphans. Probably like the orphan in the like best

Tyram: Uh, sure. All right. Fine. I And you know what?

Ali Leonard: no What do we

Tyram: I still I was really looking forward to like Brew

Ali Leonard: do with these

Tyram: pretending to be an orphan.

Ali Leonard: two?

Christopher Hooper: situation. Yeah, I think you all should pretend to be orphans.

Ali Leonard: What if we do like a raid with

Tyram: That's a good idea,

Ali Leonard: CPS

Tyram: too. But that might get in the way if we have like duly appointed officers of

Ali Leonard: and

Tyram: the law. That might get a little in the way of us stealing violations from

Justin Hale: Oops.

Ali Leonard: then But what if we're like one

Tyram: him.

Ali Leonard: of the officers and we're packing

Tyram: This could be a two-pronged

Ali Leonard: up for evidence?

Tyram: attack. We could have um and since I get the impression that

Ali Leonard: So then we take

Tyram: we're not going to start this until next week, you and like someone else could be the the the agents and Brew and I could be already embedded as part of the orphan

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. And

Tyram: gang. Absolutely. Let's bring in real

Ali Leonard: we could bring in real agents. I'm just

Tyram: agents and you all and you just like

Ali Leonard: saying I'm from a different like an

Tyram: Yeah, like they they brought in some people from like next

Ali Leonard: undercover division.

Tyram: county over whatever to help with such a large

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Different.

Tyram: raid. Okay. So, and then we while

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: they're dealing while they're doing their good work, we also abscond with the violescence. Okay. All right.

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Yeah. Exactly. Like we pack up the blessings

Tyram: So,

Ali Leonard: for evidence and then for

Tyram: yeah. All right. So Brew and I infiltrate and try to get intel from these orphans. And then later on when we give you guys the

Ali Leonard: evidence. Yeah.

Tyram: signal, you come in with them

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, we need to talk

Tyram: agents. Yeah, Jasper, you would know

Ali Leonard: to Jasper about

Tyram: all about this. You probably get like inspectors for like your orphanage, right? God damn it,

Christopher Hooper: Casper just snores. What? What? Yeah. What's going

Tyram: Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: on?

Ali Leonard: agents. Last question and then we'll drop you off at your

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Was it? I was listening the whole time. Yeah. I definitely think that's a good

Ali Leonard: house. I know you were, bud. Hey,

Christopher Hooper: idea. Mhm. Thanks. See,

Ali Leonard: bud. You're great. Um, so if we want to do a raid on the bad

Christopher Hooper: too.

Ali Leonard: orphanage and we need some agents like

Christopher Hooper: Yep. Okay. Yep. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: CPS involved, do you have contacts over there? Great. Because we want to save these orphans

Christopher Hooper: sure. Which

Ali Leonard: obviously the ones that are being held captive by

Tyram: Obviously, what? What's the matter, Jasper? I thought you were paying attention the whole

Christopher Hooper: ones? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know. I was um Yeah, I just

Ali Leonard: Denlin. He's just

Tyram: time. Jasper, it's okay. Hey, you don't have to lie. We know you're

Christopher Hooper: clarify for sure. Yep. Sounds

Ali Leonard: verifying. He's

Tyram: asleep.

Christopher Hooper: good. I was asleep.

Ali Leonard: burning the candle at both ends for

Tyram: Yeah. So, I quickly explained the situation to Jasper again.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, Ditch. Got it. Yeah. He's a He's a

Ali Leonard: sure. Yeah. So then we can go

Christopher Hooper: naughty dude.

Ali Leonard: in Yeah. So then we can go in with some official

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: agents and save those

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. You get evidence that they're working on violence

Tyram: Okay. So, so Brew

Christopher Hooper: for sure. It's got to be gang

Ali Leonard: orphans. Okay. Yeah, we can get that for sure. We're going to

Tyram: and I, yeah, as we're as we're like

Ali Leonard: do some undercover work for

Tyram: investigating with the orphans, getting the information, we can also be uh recording evidence. We have like recording material for like uh for Helisana's concerts. We could just use that,

Christopher Hooper: related. Hey, you know what would be

Ali Leonard: sure. Yeah.

Tyram: right?

Christopher Hooper: cool? If if he did something in that, we could expose him like right before the race and Dan wouldn't even get to race. That'd be pretty

Ali Leonard: and

Tyram: So, yeah, we're you're we're executing the plan tonight. Yeah, for

Ali Leonard: then that would be cool. For sure. For sure. We're going to do it right now. Can you call your

Tyram: sure. Also, can you

Christopher Hooper: cool.

Tyram: like undo the brainwashing of uh I point at the at the bell spit

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: at my feet.

Christopher Hooper: Um, what's wrong with

Tyram: She's been brainwashed real

Christopher Hooper: her? Oh, you

Ali Leonard: contacts? She's been brainwashed by

Christopher Hooper: think so?

Ali Leonard: Denlin cuz she says he's a good

Tyram: bad. That honestly should be as much of an explanation as we need to

Ali Leonard: guy.

Tyram: give. That's clearly

Christopher Hooper: What? Orphans,

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: listen, they don't know anything. They're just glad to

Tyram: a because they've been brainwashed.

Christopher Hooper: be alive, you know.

Tyram: Yes. I'm glad we're on the same page. Jeez.

Christopher Hooper: It's more like a Stockholm

Tyram: I feel like we're just

Christopher Hooper: syndrome, you know? It's

Ali Leonard: Okay, you know what? I think you're right.

Tyram: really splitting hairs when we're talking about Stockholm versus

Christopher Hooper: like,

Ali Leonard: Stockholm Stockholm

Christopher Hooper: no, it's not unbraining. You're just going to

Ali Leonard: syndrome.

Christopher Hooper: like give them their own room, give them a shower, give them, you know, a

Tyram: brainwashing. Okay. So, you can do that for Bell here,

Christopher Hooper: brurst and they'll be fine. Well, later.

Tyram: right?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, sure.

Tyram: Okay. I don't f*** it. When she

Christopher Hooper: right

Tyram: wakes up, I guess

Christopher Hooper: now. I feel like now I I don't think this right. I don't think she's going to be like, "Oh, thank you for knocking me out and giving me a shower in the bra right now." You got to kind of like, "Hey, come on, kitty. It's going to be okay." Yeah, you got to baby

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I

Tyram: whatever

Christopher Hooper: them into it. You know what I'm

Ali Leonard: don't really know what we're going to do with her because we did knock her

Christopher Hooper: saying? How hard you knock her out? She may just forget it,

Tyram: pretty it was pretty quick and painless.

Ali Leonard: out

Tyram: Yeah, I like did like a psychic mojo on

Christopher Hooper: right? Hey, did y'all blow up their

Tyram: her. I neither confirm nor deny

Ali Leonard: maybe.

Christopher Hooper: car?

Ali Leonard: Yes. No.

Tyram: that.

Justin Hale: Are you a

Christopher Hooper: Okay. I

Ali Leonard: Maybe. I don't know.

Christopher Hooper: mean, I was just thinking like you could

Ali Leonard: I wasn't even

Christopher Hooper: like put them by the wreckage and they would just think that they got knocked out from the

Ali Leonard: there.

Justin Hale: cop? That's pretty messed up,

Ali Leonard: Oh, that's one of the brains of the operation,

Justin Hale: Jasper.

Christopher Hooper: explosion. Yeah. I don't know. Or just take them home. Whatever you want to

Tyram: Maybe let's just

Ali Leonard: dude. That's pretty

Tyram: Sure. Let's just not Let's just drop them off. Whatever.

Christopher Hooper: do.

Ali Leonard: smart.

Tyram: I'm so done with these

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, me

Ali Leonard: She pisses me off so

Tyram: two. Him, too. What a

Ali Leonard: much. Like I don't like that she's an enigma.

Tyram: dick. Just

Justin Hale: Well, I usually love

Ali Leonard: Just be who you just be

Tyram: just what are the odds of all of the stuff where she's like your

Justin Hale: enigmas.

Christopher Hooper: too.

Ali Leonard: obvious.

Tyram: perfect doppelganger being a complete

Ali Leonard: I couldn't I couldn't even calculate the

Tyram: All right. So, okay. So, next time Brew and I try to infiltrate the uh the orphanage, you and maybe Olivia, I don't know if she wants to wake up or

Ali Leonard: odds. Me and whoever is

Tyram: not. Whoever whoever is here next week

Ali Leonard: awake

Tyram: or sorry, whoever is here later tonight, we will you guys can all pose as agents alongside

Ali Leonard: Great.

Tyram: the real agents. And when you look at the real agents, it should be pretty easy to get that uh uniform looking right with your hat of

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: I think the way the next

Tyram: disguise.

Christopher Hooper: part I guess next session um we'll start is that whoever is available are all going to infiltrate the orphanage because I think that's more fun.

Ali Leonard: exactly.

Justin Hale: Sounds fun to

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, you'll have your um little

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: kid personas and disguises. Fantastic. Cool. So, you

Justin Hale: me.

Christopher Hooper: carefully uh lay Bellfith and Crunch by the burning

Tyram: I'm a little rough with

Christopher Hooper: vehicle. Um yeah, the the driver is like

Tyram: crunch. I knock him out

Christopher Hooper: crawling out like, "Help me. Help

Ali Leonard: Great.

Christopher Hooper: me."

Tyram: too.

Christopher Hooper: Um and Jas says, "All right, I'm going to go ahead and call the, you know, hospital to get these folks cleaned up, but uh we should probably get out of here.

Ali Leonard: Sounds

Christopher Hooper: Well, it's been a pleasure. I'll um

Ali Leonard: good.

Christopher Hooper: good luck with all that. Uh I'll see you in the morning, I guess, with the authorities at Danland's place.

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: All

Christopher Hooper: Cool. Sounds good. Well, I hope y'all had a great night. I I was so glad to show you around and uh thanks for visiting the Cub Club and um using those VIP passes.

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: Hope it was good ball. Uh, you know, anytime you want to go out, I'm your guy. You know, I will show you a great

Ali Leonard: Hopefully. Absolutely.

[02:30:00]

Justin Hale: What are you What are you doing

Christopher Hooper: time. You know, hit hitting the next spot if you want

Justin Hale: now?

Christopher Hooper: to. Otherwise, those

Ali Leonard: No, you're going to bed, my

Tyram: You couldn't even stay awake for our conversation, Jasper. And I'm not going to pretend like that didn't

Justin Hale: Uhoh.

Christopher Hooper: um Oh, I I was

Tyram: hurt. Jasper, D, we are past this.

Christopher Hooper: awake. We had a great time.

Tyram: You were definitely asleep. You admitted it

Christopher Hooper: No, but the the Danlin

Ali Leonard: dude.

Tyram: already.

Christopher Hooper: orphanage. It was awesome. Yeah, we're we're taking that place down just like

Tyram: Just

Christopher Hooper: old

Ali Leonard: Yeah. You're going to call those agents and then you're going to go to bed so you're awake for

Christopher Hooper: times. Yep.

Ali Leonard: the raid. Yep. That's

Christopher Hooper: Yep. Yep. Okay, cool. Great. You know, I

Ali Leonard: what we're

Christopher Hooper: would go with you, but it's not because I'm tired, but it's because I got

Ali Leonard: doing. And we're

Christopher Hooper: to talk to them.

Ali Leonard: not going to another location.

Tyram: stop. It's okay

Christopher Hooper: other than the

Ali Leonard: So, we're going to we're going to the orphanage, but you know, you're going to

Tyram: for you to be tired, man. It It just You you deal with kids all day. It's completely

Christopher Hooper: orphanage. Yeah. Yeah. But I could totally hang if I needed

Justin Hale: Come on. Let's

Ali Leonard: bed. Yes, you could.

Tyram: understandable. Brew. God damn

Justin Hale: go.

Christopher Hooper: to. All

Ali Leonard: No.

Tyram: it. He's not He couldn't hang if he wanted to. Brew, he's trying to

Christopher Hooper: right. Fine. Blue brew. I I'm about to die.

Tyram: look tough and we're letting him have a graceful exit right

Justin Hale: What?

Tyram: now.

Justin Hale: Don't

Christopher Hooper: Hey, can you uh can you uh drop me off at my place? I think I'm I might fall asleep on the on the street if I try to walk

Tyram: Can you make it to the to the

Justin Hale: listen.

Christopher Hooper: home. Thank

Tyram: door from the

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. We carry it to the door.

Christopher Hooper: you. Yeah, I'll I'll be fine

Tyram: car? I watch him to make sure he doesn't fall

Christopher Hooper: probably.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we we all just sit there

Tyram: asleep.

Ali Leonard: waiting for him to get

Christopher Hooper: taken to his place. He's

Ali Leonard: in. Okay. Can the three of

Tyram: I I honestly don't know if we

Ali Leonard: us carry him?

Tyram: can. What is our combined strength? It's not

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: I'm pretty strong.

Christopher Hooper: asleep. I think El

Ali Leonard: I'm

Tyram: high. Negative

Justin Hale: I got

Christopher Hooper: strong.

Ali Leonard: okay. I'm not great.

Tyram: one.

Justin Hale: zero.

Christopher Hooper: Oh my god. Plus

Ali Leonard: I have a plus

Tyram: Yeah, we we averaged to zero

Christopher Hooper: one.

Tyram: per our

Christopher Hooper: Wow. I'm

Justin Hale: Zero. Cast and large on Kevin. of Kevin take

Ali Leonard: one. Yeah. I was like, "Can I cast red for

Tyram: strength. I don't know if we need to waste the

Christopher Hooper: Kevin. That's probably a better

Ali Leonard: deuce on

Tyram: spell.

Christopher Hooper: option. Um y'all y'all the four of you are able to to bring them in and uh there's like an armchair just inside the the orphanage building and you plop them in. And uh all

Ali Leonard: transfer? Thank

Christopher Hooper: right, next time we will infiltrate an orphanage

Justin Hale: a

Christopher Hooper: and then plan a

Ali Leonard: God.

Justin Hale: Yes, we're going to steal the

Christopher Hooper: heist just as y'all

Ali Leonard: Goodness

Justin Hale: orphanage. We're going to

Christopher Hooper: planned. All I'm

Ali Leonard: gracious. It worked

Justin Hale: steal.

Christopher Hooper: hearing is everything went according to

Ali Leonard: out.

Christopher Hooper: plan. All right. Well, did y'all have

Ali Leonard: Mhm.

Tyram: are

Justin Hale: Yeah. I feel like everyone had fun the last part.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: fun? That uh that Bell Smith conversation, I felt like was a roller coaster for Ally. Well,

Ali Leonard: I wanted to murder her so many

Christopher Hooper: the first half you're like, I need to save this girl. And then you're like, I need

Tyram: one.

Christopher Hooper: to kill

Ali Leonard: times. I'm like, I hope I'm not related to this

Tyram: She does suck, but like

Ali Leonard: girl. I

Tyram: in a very tragic

Ali Leonard: mean, knowing her, knowing it now, I'm

Christopher Hooper: her.

Ali Leonard: like, we're probably f****** related. Who knows? Maybe she's like my niece. Maybe my brother. No. Who would who would have sex with my brother? You know

Tyram: way.

Ali Leonard: what I mean? Maybe she's like a stepsister. half sister, not step

Tyram: step wouldn't make any sense. Yeah, because they a near twinlike

Ali Leonard: half. Maybe she is my half

Tyram: similarity. I don't f******

Justin Hale: and then one

Ali Leonard: sister. Or maybe she's like a cousin.

Justin Hale: cloned you

Ali Leonard: Like like Olivia has multiple children. So

Tyram: know. Or like would he have had to have cloned her like well actually I

Ali Leonard: like maybe she's a

Tyram: guess we never did verify Bellith's age like she

Justin Hale: DNA

Ali Leonard: like

Tyram: could if she was like 5 years old that might confirm she's a clone you

Ali Leonard: It could be a clone because I've been on the circuit for a while. So maybe he's just maybe this is a super long con. Man, I should have taken some of her hair to get it

Tyram: know dude still

Justin Hale: Um double back. She's

Tyram: unconscious on the side of the road Probably we could we could do

Ali Leonard: tested. I feel like the police are probably

Tyram: that. Oh, that's a good

Justin Hale: still

Ali Leonard: there already. Is there any hair from the back of the or

Tyram: point. We did stuff her into the wheel well area. So, yeah,

Christopher Hooper: Um, you could probably search around and find

Tyram: she uh one of you nerds should do an investigation

Christopher Hooper: something. Do you all have a DNA kit?

Tyram: real quick because I'm not good at

Ali Leonard: like let's

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: I'm not terrible at

Ali Leonard: see. I got a

Justin Hale: it. Uh, so do I, but I only got a

Ali Leonard: plus four. I got a

Christopher Hooper: 15. Um, it takes you a very long time to find a

Ali Leonard: 15. What the

Christopher Hooper: hair.

Ali Leonard: f***? Whose dice made a blooping

Justin Hale: nine. Mine like little like vowel.

Christopher Hooper: because of your

Ali Leonard: noise? I don't like

Christopher Hooper: potions. Ellie's Ellie is so tilted right

Ali Leonard: it. Don't like anything or

Christopher Hooper: now. We should say good night. We should stop dragging this

Ali Leonard: anyone. Good thing I'm going to go to bed and sleep it

Christopher Hooper: on. We need to just get out of here. Why?

Ali Leonard: off. God,

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Why are we exitting

Ali Leonard: Bell Smith.

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: Okay. I don't have a DNA kit, so that'll have to be I'll have

Christopher Hooper: this? Yeah, absolutely.

Ali Leonard: to figure that out. I'll have to talk to

Tyram: Oh god, we could the worst possible option. I bet uh f****** uh Rock Chalk has like a f****** like DNA kit for the Cooper family. I

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Olivia.

Tyram: bet he has all your guys' DNA memorized because you know he's that kind of creep.

Ali Leonard: Who? Who?

Tyram: Uh, chalk

Ali Leonard: Oh.

Tyram: rock. That old

Justin Hale: Uhhuh. It's too

Ali Leonard: Oh, I don't want to talk to him. That's not worth

Justin Hale: night.

Ali Leonard: it. There's got to be a better

Tyram: turd. There are some NPCs I dread interacting with, and he is one of them. Him and f****** Victor. Oh god, what if he and Victor ever hung out together? We had to talk to

Christopher Hooper: I

Tyram: them both at the same time.

Ali Leonard: way. There might be. I mean, the underground probably has DNA kits

Tyram: Maybe Lady Viper

Ali Leonard: somewhere, right? I can't

Tyram: does. True. You want to keep that

Ali Leonard: ask for a favor this this

Tyram: cool. Anything and everything must be

Ali Leonard: early.

Tyram: weighed against how cool Lady Viper thinks you

Christopher Hooper: think this say okay.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. No, I don't care. She thinks I'm

Tyram: are. Her her snake likes you. I do think that's a great sign.

Ali Leonard: cool. I think now Elizabeth is like, "f*** it." And she's just gonna show up in her work

Tyram: But then the butler won't let us in. Oh s***.

Ali Leonard: clothes. He'll have to I'll barge my way

Tyram: You're going to bar through the butler. It's pretty

Ali Leonard: in. Yeah. Stop me. I

Tyram: badass. Where did you get the courage to do something so bold and yet so cool? No, I wasn't.

Ali Leonard: know. I really need that DNA kit. There's this stupid child that I need to know if she's related to me or is

Tyram: I need to know if this is

Ali Leonard: me. Child

Christopher Hooper: All

Ali Leonard: me. Also, we're still working on the rocket ship. Don't

Tyram: mine.

Christopher Hooper: right. You need to do it in a week. Even though

Ali Leonard: worry.

Christopher Hooper: now we found out that the city is not on the

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Now I figured out. Yeah, I get it.

Christopher Hooper: moon.

Ali Leonard: I figured out the same time that Elizabeth figured it

Christopher Hooper: All right. Nice. You and

Ali Leonard: out. I am

Justin Hale: Are you sure

Ali Leonard: Elizabeth. Elizabeth is

Christopher Hooper: URL. All right. I'm going to head to

Justin Hale: Say

Christopher Hooper: bed. Good night, y'all. Thanks for playing.

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: Good

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Justin Hale: night guys.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, shoot. Another question.