2026-06-26

Christopher Hooper: Hello. Oh, it starts when I start on my phone now.

Tyram: Hello. Heat.

Christopher Hooper: Ominous. You finally got your McDougall when you realized you couldn't rely on anyone but

Tyram: Yeah, it's a it really

Christopher Hooper: yourself.

Tyram: is an inspirational story when you think about

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. One

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: man and a chain chicken restaurant.

Tyram: They didn't think that one person could drive down the street to where there was McDougall's that was more or less on the way of

Christopher Hooper: You prove them

Tyram: going home anyway. But I

Christopher Hooper: wrong.

Tyram: did.

Christopher Hooper: Everyone said, "Taylor, you can't possibly get dinner at McDougall's. Not on a day like

Tyram: old in my low points. I started

Christopher Hooper: today.

Tyram: to believe them. But then I told myself, I probably can if I try. And then I did.

Christopher Hooper: brings a tear to the eye. It brings a tear to the

Tyram: Sorry, what? Honestly,

Christopher Hooper: eye.

Tyram: I should look at uh shopping the script around, you know, like see if anybody wants to wants to give it a treatment, get it adapted to the

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you would think at least

Tyram: screen.

Christopher Hooper: McDougall's nice like uh ad, you know. I guess there is a subtext that it's like difficult to get

Tyram: Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess I don't want that

Christopher Hooper: McDougalls. Despite all the massive roadblocks it is to eat at this

Tyram: idea. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: restaurant, you overcame the

Tyram: There's one thing we want known. It's that it's

Christopher Hooper: odds.

Tyram: very difficult to get to our restaurant, but it's worth

Christopher Hooper: practically impossible after

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: work. Oh, poor Ally. Justin was just telling us how he gets car sick. Lo and

Tyram: Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you said Ally got

Christopher Hooper: behold. Oh, no. No. similar

Tyram: a parcel. I miss

Christopher Hooper: though. Man, that would be awful. Try like driving while your kid is just like wretching in the

Tyram: her. Not enviable.

Christopher Hooper: back. How was your week?

Tyram: That was pretty solid.

Christopher Hooper: Good. Good. A solid

Tyram: Pretty

Christopher Hooper: week. Excellent. We are leaving like first thing in the morning. And so

Tyram: hum

Christopher Hooper: I'm like, "Okay, well, uh, I am going to try to clean up so I can pack later

Tyram: That makes

Christopher Hooper: tonight." Uh, North

Tyram: sense. Where were you looking to go

Christopher Hooper: Carolina. I'll be driving by Luke's place again, but I won't be stopping there this

Tyram: again? You got to have like Luke

Christopher Hooper: time. and do a

Tyram: like hang his head out the window so you can like drive by and

Christopher Hooper: high

Tyram: wave. I didn't I didn't know if his window was that close to the street or

Christopher Hooper: five. Um, it's not it's not normally

Tyram: not, but good thing uh good thing Luke has famously uh super long

Christopher Hooper: now. Yeah. And it's going to

Tyram: arms, you

Christopher Hooper: hurt from the

Tyram: know.

Christopher Hooper: interstate. Hello

Ellis Taylor: T Hey, I didn't Apparently Toy Story is too scary of a

Christopher Hooper: Oh, that

Ellis Taylor: movie. Or Toy Story

Christopher Hooper: happens in Toy Story 2. I'm trying to

Tyram: Hey, I can see how there's

Ellis Taylor: 2. Uh, it's

Tyram: like some scary moments to be

Ellis Taylor: when the pro the prospector and they get sold

Christopher Hooper: remember. Oh, all

Tyram: sure.

Ellis Taylor: to like a Japanese toy

Christopher Hooper: right. The prospector is pretty

Ellis Taylor: museum. Well, he's not even the prosperous not even bad yet. Woody

Christopher Hooper: scary.

Tyram: Well, way to spoil the

Ellis Taylor: was just trying to sneak and steal his arm back and it

Tyram: movie. So, I'm hearing like that Toy

Ellis Taylor: was but someone

Tyram: Story 5 is solid, but

Ellis Taylor: is

Tyram: like I I really regretted seeing Well, like I didn't think Toy Story 4 was bad. It just felt so like egregiously unnecessary, you

Ellis Taylor: What happened? I don't even know what

Tyram: know? Um, you know

Luke Neverisky: that was one where they

Ellis Taylor: happened in four. Did I even see

Tyram: how like you know how like three ended with like

Luke Neverisky: like accept death, don't they?

Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh.

Tyram: this really perfect cathartic moment where like Woody decided to like let go and

Ellis Taylor: four?

Tyram: like move on with his like other toys and like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: Andy had to let go of his childhood. Well, in four they were like nah. And like would he just like hand in the rest of the toys to go uh do missions with Bo Peep or

Christopher Hooper: We're not done milking this thing. Three was three was crazy

Tyram: whatever.

Christopher Hooper: cuz I

Tyram: Three was amazing. It's probably the best Pixar movie

Christopher Hooper: I literally thought they were going to

Tyram: overall.

Christopher Hooper: die. I

Tyram: Pixar is good about that. like, you know, Wall-E's not really dead,

Christopher Hooper: was

Tyram: you know, and you know, like uh they're not actually going to go into an incinerator. They're not ending a trilogy like that, but they get they do it the moment

Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh. They Yeah,

Tyram: so well that for a split second you're like, "Oh s***." You

Christopher Hooper: exactly. And I'm like, well, this could be the end of the movie. We We are far enough along.

Tyram: know?

Christopher Hooper: Hey

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Luke, do you have a good

Luke Neverisky: Hello. Yeah, not too bad. I um yeah, I don't like to do too much, so it's just, you know, Kayla and I went out for lunch and hung out and she took the day

Christopher Hooper: birthday?

Luke Neverisky: off, so just hung out. did a thing or

Christopher Hooper: Nice. Nice.

Luke Neverisky: two. No sooner than I turned

Christopher Hooper: Nice. It

Luke Neverisky: 35 did my hips start to hurt. So I

Christopher Hooper: will it it acts fast, that's for sure. You're like,

Luke Neverisky: guess

Christopher Hooper: "Oh, I haven't felt anything for years." Like, I'm sure it'll be a very gradual process. No,

Luke Neverisky: Yep. No. No.

Christopher Hooper: no.

Luke Neverisky: I did go buy a bunch of house plants though, so that's been

Christopher Hooper: I You did

Luke Neverisky: fun. My office said I did go buy a bunch of house plants though. My office

Christopher Hooper: what? Have you started work

Luke Neverisky: is full of little green, so that's been

Christopher Hooper: yet with yet?

Luke Neverisky: fun. Uh, no, I started on the 6th. So, this entire um I redid everything here. So, like

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: painted, put some stuff up, curtains, plants, just try to make

Christopher Hooper: Oh

Luke Neverisky: it, you know, a little more cozier in here. I'm gonna continue to be

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Can we get Is it ready for a little

Luke Neverisky: in

Christopher Hooper: tour now that the B board is up and

Luke Neverisky: here. So, we got lights, uh, corkboard, curtains. Tough

Christopher Hooper: everything? Oh. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: to see cuz it's dark in here.

Christopher Hooper: interesting. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Some pictures up there. It's getting desk couch. And then, uh, that thing is new, so put that up with some plants. And then we got a little little area rug down here. And

Christopher Hooper: Nice ad drill and

Luke Neverisky: uh that's what we're cooking with so far. That's right.

Christopher Hooper: level.

Luke Neverisky: I know. I'm a homeowner now. I got a

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, that's cool. you've been uh you've been doing any more

Luke Neverisky: level. Yeah, I just

Christopher Hooper: gamedev. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: dropped a new demo actually yesterday. Um yeah. Um yeah, the uh the

Christopher Hooper: cool.

Luke Neverisky: eight hours a day are really starting to pay off. Um so I have um yeah, did a whole like cinematic thing. Um there's an opening cut scene. There's

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: um two acts. Um all the skill trees are fleshed out. Um yeah, so it's a pretty big milestone. Uh, now I'm leaning into u the art style basically. So now that I have something that can be played start to finish, albe it isn't game of the year, but um, uh, now it's, you know, picking an art style, picking how how things I want to

Christopher Hooper: There it

Luke Neverisky: look, etc. Um, so I started

Christopher Hooper: is.

Luke Neverisky: today. Yeah, I'm drawing a lot of inspiration from uh Mirror's Edge. If you've played that one 20 years ago,

Christopher Hooper: I I remember the

Luke Neverisky: I

Christopher Hooper: style. I never played it, but it was a game that like visually I was like, I want to

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Luke Neverisky: think

Christopher Hooper: play it because it looked really

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Right. And uh as a developer that's by himself with no real artistic skills, it's pretty easy to say here's a block and then a single

Christopher Hooper: cool. Oh, nice. All

Luke Neverisky: color. Great. Yeah. So yeah, that's been uh been live

Christopher Hooper: right. Who else we got on the

Luke Neverisky: here. Oh my. Got everyone but Justin.

Christopher Hooper: call? Okay. I might uh ping him to ask his ETA because I think he was he's like driving back and so I'm a little concerned he we might be waiting a while for

Luke Neverisky: Right. Um, ally, are you planning a trip back to

Christopher Hooper: him.

Luke Neverisky: Charlotte? It might be a sore subject still, but

Ali Leonard: probably not. Um I know it sucks. It's just like he'd have to It's in the middle of the week again, so it's like he'd have to ask off two more days of

Luke Neverisky: Damn.

Ali Leonard: work plus the hotel plus the 10-hour drive. It's like We went to Charlotte specifically. Like we

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Oh,

Ali Leonard: could have gone to Nashville, but we went to Charlotte because of all the like racing

Tyram: Okay,

Ali Leonard: museums and stuff since like we did all

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Mhm.

Tyram: I was about to ask if we at least got to go do

Ali Leonard: that. Yeah. Some of them were closed on

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Junth, but we most of them I mean they were pretty dead obviously

Tyram: that. Weirdly enough, they're all outdoor racing museums. They were

Ali Leonard: like so we got to

Tyram: also cancelled for

Ali Leonard: tour. It was No, it was the

Tyram: lightning.

Ali Leonard: next day and it was blue skies and beautiful and it was annoying. But I mean, we'll have

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Ali Leonard: to go back anyway cuz 20 311 so Michael Jordan's racing was closed and HR like Michael Jordan and

Ellis Taylor: Michael Jordan

Ali Leonard: Denny Hamlin have a race. Yeah, he Yeah, they have

Ellis Taylor: racing like ba

Ali Leonard: a team called 2311.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, he's not raising.

Ellis Taylor: basketball. Oh,

Tyram: What was a fun

Ali Leonard: No, no, he owns

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Like he's going

Ellis Taylor: okay. How many extra sports

Ali Leonard: it. They're very good. They're It's a very good race

Luke Neverisky: to

Ellis Taylor: did he

Ali Leonard: team. And my cat's boyfriend is one of

Luke Neverisky: go

Ellis Taylor: do?

Ali Leonard: the racers.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, good for good for

Tyram: idea?

Ali Leonard: Yeah, there's this like 20 20 21 year old named Connor Zillich and like he this is his first year like in cup. Last year he was in what's called now it's called uh the O'Reilly auto series and then before that it was the Verizon whatever and no Xfinity auto

Luke Neverisky: them.

Ali Leonard: series but so he moved up this year and like last year Mooney would just like always watch when he was on. And so that's her

Tyram: I was hoping for a minute you weren't going to explain it because I had a really

Ali Leonard: boyfriend. That's her

Tyram: fun image of like a cat

Ali Leonard: boyfriend. Conor

Luke Neverisky: That's me,

Tyram: racing. There we go. The magic's

Ali Leonard: Zil is a cat. Yeah, Connor Zil is a cat. He's the only cat on the

Luke Neverisky: too.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, good, good, good,

Tyram: back. Oh, we're

Luke Neverisky: And

Christopher Hooper: good.

Luke Neverisky: do they have to like uh put a laser pointer on the track to make sure he drives in the in

Tyram: impressive.

Ali Leonard: racetrack. Yeah, absolutely. It's better. He's better at night courses

Luke Neverisky: the right way? Yeah.

Ali Leonard: obviously. But yeah, so he was just like, "You might want to you can see if there's anybody else you want to see." And I'm like, "M, oh yeah, no, we got like a full

Ellis Taylor: Did you get a refund or are you guys going to try and go to another show?

Tyram: Well, I mean, you damn well

Ali Leonard: refund.

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: should. I mean, they

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we didn't see anyone play. Not even an

Luke Neverisky: good.

Tyram: like I mean, I know they try

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: hard to not give refunds if they can, but they're they they don't have any ground to stand

Ali Leonard: opener.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: on for something like

Ali Leonard: Yeah, he got it while we were like waiting to leave the parking lot. We were trapped for forever, so

Luke Neverisky: Oh, right. Where they trapped you there.

Ali Leonard: he just did it then. He's like,

Tyram: that.

Ali Leonard: "f*** it. Let's do

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. What an awful

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: experience.

Ellis Taylor: Well, you guys could use that money to come visit me and we can go to the rodeo

Ali Leonard: it." the

Ellis Taylor: together. The rodeo's

Ali Leonard: ro we are watching Friday night lights

Ellis Taylor: happening this weekend.

Ali Leonard: so you know rodeo is very

Ellis Taylor: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: big it's I hate it

Ellis Taylor: I've actually never seen bright lights,

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.

Tyram: I mean, I

Ali Leonard: and love it and also hate it

Tyram: know it's in Texas, but they actually do rodeo very

Ali Leonard: these teens are so

Ellis Taylor: but are they also like

Ali Leonard: infuriating no they're they're not

Ellis Taylor: way too hot to actually be high schoolers?

Tyram: often.

Ali Leonard: which is good their choices that are infuriating But

Ellis Taylor: Oh,

Ali Leonard: um season 3, there's definitely a rodeo

Ellis Taylor: okay.

Ali Leonard: and they like one of the main

Ellis Taylor: That's

Ali Leonard: character girls ends up dating one of the rodeo guys. Right now we're on the last season and Michael B. Jordan

Ellis Taylor: Barbie.

Ali Leonard: is in it. Little baby Michael B. Jordan. There's like a lot of famous people that are in

Ellis Taylor: I I drove by

Tyram: It's funny like the

Ali Leonard: it. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: it. Really? Oh, wow. I accidentally

Tyram: early stuff before people got like big like they're like the stuff they were in

Ellis Taylor: drove by the rodeo today. Oh.

Tyram: before, you

Ali Leonard: Who's that guy? Oh my god. How big is it?

Ellis Taylor: It's

Ali Leonard: Like like how do you fair

Ellis Taylor: big. There's like a cattle drive that they do through town. It's

Tyram: know?

Ellis Taylor: a big deal. I accidentally drove past it today because it's right next to like the municipal center. But yeah, so we have like city hall and next door is the

Ali Leonard: big Oh my

Ellis Taylor: rodeo. like they share parking and there's a carnival set up in city halls parking. It's wild.

Ali Leonard: god. Hope you don't even have to go to city

Ellis Taylor: And I saw someone dress as a legit cowboy. Like hat, boots, way too high pants that didn't fit right.

Ali Leonard: hall. All of it. Head tip

Ellis Taylor: Everything. Everything. Like I don't understand why

Tyram: everything.

Ali Leonard: to

Ellis Taylor: they wear such uncomfortable looking pants. You guys are working all

Ali Leonard: tail. There's got to be a better

Ellis Taylor: day. Why are you not wearing more comfortable pants?

Ali Leonard: way.

Ellis Taylor: But like they it was wild. We're talking like we can't decide

Luke Neverisky: everything.

Ellis Taylor: if we want to take Chad or wait till he's a little older and you can enjoy

Ali Leonard: He's going to be a horse

Ellis Taylor: it. Some He is a car and truck

Ali Leonard: boy. Maybe he's a horsepower boy. Anything

Ellis Taylor: kid maybe. It is wild. Like he's got all sorts of toys, all sorts of choices.

Ali Leonard: horsepower cars. Hell yeah. Oh

Ellis Taylor: cars. Cars and sword fight. As soon as we watch Star Wars, all he wants to do is play like lightsaber

Ali Leonard: yeah. Well, classic.

Ellis Taylor: fighting. And he also loves like the

Ali Leonard: Absolutely.

Ellis Taylor: K-pop demon hunter songs and just wants to he wants to do

Ali Leonard: That's to be Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: fights. There we

Christopher Hooper: Hello,

Ali Leonard: absolutely. Jesse Plemen's the other one.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No, you make

Christopher Hooper: Justin. Perfect.

Tyram: Hey,

Justin Hale: Hello. I'm here. I made

Ellis Taylor: it.

Christopher Hooper: Perfect. All right. Wow.

Tyram: Justin. It's a bummer we couldn't do in person or go to McDougall's, but oh well.

Justin Hale: it.

Ali Leonard: You were going to stream from McDougall.

Tyram: Well, we had an we had an ambition to get McDougalls. I ended up just going to a different one near where I work, but uh the

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: hardest part was going by to McDougalls, though, and telling them, "Guys, sorry guys, Justin's not

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: coming." And they were super sad about it. Like, they had to take down the

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: banner they had set up and like all the decorations. And just looking

Justin Hale: It's

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: into their eyes was like watching a flock of birds all die mid-flight and drift down to the ground. They were

Ali Leonard: Sad.

Tyram: so sad about Justin not making

Justin Hale: okay. I feel bad. I changed all my

Ellis Taylor: Jeez, they had

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: giggles with Waldo.

Ellis Taylor: Justin Banner out and

Tyram: They're all like, "Does Justin not love us anymore?" And I was like, "I guess that must be

Ellis Taylor: everything.

Tyram: true." You know, it's

Justin Hale: be like that. I'm

Ali Leonard: He said

Tyram: the only logical conclusion. Waldo, I think, is pretty

Justin Hale: cheating on him,

Tyram: solid, but they do like that thing where like it has the pickle flavor in like the

Justin Hale: too.

Ali Leonard: it. Where's Waldo?

Tyram: chicken. I wish it was optional. Like it's not a dealbreaker for me, but I wish I could

Luke Neverisky: Nobody

Tyram: say I would rather not have that. Thank

Ali Leonard: Dab.

Luke Neverisky: knows.

Justin Hale: Fair point. I really like all their sides. I had it for the first time last weekend when we first got here and I was like, "Holy smoke, this is

Ellis Taylor: What is

Justin Hale: good." Waldo. Um I guess it's it's native

Ellis Taylor: it? I don't

Tyram: you.

Justin Hale: to Tennessee, Nashville specifically.

Ellis Taylor: know. Never heard of

Justin Hale: And uh fairly new. I think they started in

Ellis Taylor: it.

Justin Hale: like 2019. Now they have

Ellis Taylor: Oh yeah, that's what I

Tyram: They were waiting for

Justin Hale: a

Ellis Taylor: left. Like literally get

Justin Hale: No,

Ellis Taylor: out of

Justin Hale: it's we have a couple chains now

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: here. She's telling her story,

Justin Hale: in couple states. Sorry. Few dogs

Ellis Taylor: bud.

Tyram: that. Oh, I think something that's worth mentioning. Um, Toeer, you said you're uh you're

Christopher Hooper: I am.

Tyram: out of town the next couple weeks, right? So, I guess uh people should be thinking what's the guest

Ellis Taylor: I am out of town, too, but I might be able to join. I'm going to be in North Carolina.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Tyram: DM? That's

Ellis Taylor: My mommy's getting married.

Christopher Hooper: nice.

Tyram: nice. Not on Friday night,

Justin Hale: It's voice.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's weird to say, but I'm excited for her. Uh, no. But I mean this coming Friday is

Tyram: right? It's the third. The fourth is the next day.

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Ellis Taylor: the 4th or like not the fourth but like have off. Yeah. Have off for the 4th. But I will be flying into North Carolina that day. So I won't be here next

Tyram: How about the rest of you?

Ellis Taylor: Friday. Maybe the Friday after. We'll see. I forgot what I booked our

Tyram: Do you guys all have lame excuses as

Ali Leonard: I got a

Tyram: well? Oh, I used to work at Barnes &

Ali Leonard: job at Barnes & Noble, so I don't know what my

Ellis Taylor: flights.

Tyram: Noble. I actually enjoyed working

Ali Leonard: schedule. Yeah, I'm excited. And I don't really give a s*** what the job is. A job is a

Tyram: there.

Ali Leonard: job.

Christopher Hooper: Um, nice. So, uh,

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: Taylor's, um, DMing. Is that is that

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: right?

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: m***********. I can try to come up with something, but if anybody else has an idea and

Ellis Taylor: s***.

Tyram: be

Ellis Taylor: I will noodle on it and see

Christopher Hooper: What about you,

Tyram: appreciative.

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: if I can do a

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I guess I'm noodling on. I don't know if I don't know. So, but I

Ellis Taylor: session. How many

Christopher Hooper: Luke?

Tyram: I guess we can circle back next Monday to

Luke Neverisky: will I will

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: see if anybody has an idea or if just, you know, people

Luke Neverisky: doodle.

Tyram: uh we're even going to have enough people to do it

Ellis Taylor: hangers? We're going to go from full session to no session.

Tyram: anyway. That's been the trend

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, cool. So,

Tyram: lately.

Christopher Hooper: hello. Hello,

Ellis Taylor: Woo! What's

Christopher Hooper: Christina. Um, cool.

Ellis Taylor: to now?

Christopher Hooper: So, uh, one thing I did want to talk about at the beginning of this session is, um, a few things that, uh, or just a couple things that I wasn't a big fan of last session that I think we

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: should address. One is roofing. Roofing is a date rape drug in real life. There is there is

Ali Leonard: I feel like I was not there for

Ellis Taylor: Yes.

Christopher Hooper: like that is the way it is used in

Ellis Taylor: Okay. I forgot what our plan

Christopher Hooper: our society. Uh if you want to create a drug that puts people to sleep or kills

Ali Leonard: that.

Ellis Taylor: was. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: people or makes them unconscious and as

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: we do with lots of other things, we can we can have that. Uh but roofing is a very specific thing. Um

Tyram: I

Christopher Hooper: and I'm not a Yeah,

Tyram: mean, we didn't specifically call it

Christopher Hooper: you did multiple times.

Tyram: roofing. Well, it wasn't though. It was some

Ellis Taylor: to

Christopher Hooper: And in fact, when I tried to say, okay, they fall asleep, that's like that's

Tyram: liquor that we got from

Ellis Taylor: share.

Christopher Hooper: not how roofying works. They're still they're still able to move.

Tyram: Marvin.

Christopher Hooper: And I'm like, okay, so we are talking about

Tyram: I no what happened was that's not the experience that our characters had when we were subjected to the same liquor. Like we were up and doing s*** all night. We just didn't remember

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. Just you just they're just essentially just teleport to blackout drunk. We were just making them useless. But yeah, which I mean

Christopher Hooper: roofing. Okay, y'all can argue semantics. We are not roofying people

Luke Neverisky: Maybe we'll

Ellis Taylor: honestly is kind of what roofing does,

Christopher Hooper: anymore. Um, blanket rule. Uh, we can

Tyram: it.

Luke Neverisky: call.

Ellis Taylor: but

Christopher Hooper: come up with other magical literally anything.

Ellis Taylor: toys. Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, yeah,

Ali Leonard: Ever clear.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Which game ever clear

Christopher Hooper: exactly. Um, and to add to that,

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Luke Neverisky: out?

Christopher Hooper: I am uh a I really don't like when um like doing stuff to to player characters when the player isn't there. Um so, um I think if we want to do that, just like get buy in from the player. Uh like that's all you need to do. Otherwise, I can make an excuse. Uh and also like we still want them to be able to like hop back in so I can come up an excuse like why they are sitting in the back seat. So uh those two things I just wanted to address at the beginning because um they were things that like made me grumpy last time.

Ali Leonard: You guys

Luke Neverisky: Right

Ali Leonard: were making me do an all you can eat bangers and massage sash, weren't you? I

Christopher Hooper: Um, they wanted to roofy brew and I'm

Tyram: If it had been useful to do that, we could

Ali Leonard: knew it. I knew it. Could feel

Christopher Hooper: like, I don't want a brew ruby

Tyram: have, but no, it wouldn't have it wouldn't have served the party purposes.

Ali Leonard: it. He's in a corner constantly eating bangers and

Luke Neverisky: on. So we have

Tyram: No, the discussion was whether we could give Brew some of the liquor so

Luke Neverisky: to we have to

Tyram: that it would like throw the scent off of our party being the one like going around like dumping the liquor in

Ali Leonard: mash. I remember reading that, but I read that like a week

Christopher Hooper: brew. Yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: everybody. Instead, Luke pretended

Christopher Hooper: Um Yeah. Which is

Tyram: to be uh

Ellis Taylor: Where

Christopher Hooper: great. Um Cool. So, just wanted to get

Tyram: intoxicated.

Ali Leonard: ago.

Ellis Taylor: is Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: that out before we started tonight's session, which

Ali Leonard: Better

Luke Neverisky: there.

Christopher Hooper: is um and yeah, Justin, you

Luke Neverisky: Sweet. right

Christopher Hooper: may think that I want to kill Brute. I was looking out for you big time last session. Okay. So, you just think about that, Justin.

Justin Hale: I feel like having to preface that means that you

Ali Leonard: holler. We start off. Brew is

Justin Hale: just We're on our own for dinner. What do we

Ali Leonard: dead.

Christopher Hooper: Um, Ru is just normal

Luke Neverisky: now and steam. We're all morning.

Justin Hale: like? Okay. Anyone got rain over

Ali Leonard: Normal

Christopher Hooper: dead. Um, all right. So, where

Justin Hale: this?

Christopher Hooper: we left off last time is

Ellis Taylor: Why did she

Christopher Hooper: um we had just uh got we just talked to uh Bradicus at his

Ali Leonard: dad.

Ellis Taylor: move? What happened?

Christopher Hooper: estate uh and we're the

Ellis Taylor: What is he

Christopher Hooper: bell was rung and he said go and as a mad

Ellis Taylor: doing? Just

Christopher Hooper: dash um we entered initiative immediately and that set off a bunch of people running to RS and Helisana uh uh color spraying uh the biker gangs,

Ellis Taylor: watch.

Christopher Hooper: four of the five bikers. And so that is where we left off at this point. Um now uh I am tempted uh to give y'all the option of just trying to book it out of there or trying to fight these bikers. It's up to y'all uh how y'all want to approach that.

Tyram: Um, I think another important detail, uh,

Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's

Tyram: Silus we said was ahead of the rest of the pack because he managed to like,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: right. That's

Tyram: um, teleport out in front. And, uh, so I'm

Christopher Hooper: right. And another key detail, you

Tyram: separated from the rest of the party right

Christopher Hooper: see absolute pandemonium uh from a bunch of drunk

Tyram: now.

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: people. Um there's like uh people dancing. Um Oh, yeah. There's like a fight circle going on uh with a lot of the like uh drunk people in the uh parking

Ali Leonard: Hell

Luke Neverisky: Right. Uh, in my defense of the of the pocket sand,

Ali Leonard: yeah. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: they drew knives. So,

Ali Leonard: absolutely. No need to

Luke Neverisky: um, it was they're coming right at us. All

Christopher Hooper: lot. All

Ali Leonard: explain.

Luke Neverisky: right. Um, I think, uh, I'm gonna I I own booking it personally.

Ellis Taylor: I'm about booking it as

Justin Hale: I will be right back. I got to go grab suitc bases for the kids real push.

Ellis Taylor: well.

Christopher Hooper: right, Justin's booking it,

Ali Leonard: I'll follow their lead because I wasn't here. So I'll So I'm going to follow their

Luke Neverisky: Justin. All right, we're all running to uh the

Christopher Hooper: too. Uh to the car to drive to the library.

Ali Leonard: lead.

Luke Neverisky: library. Is that

Christopher Hooper: Um and uh

Ali Leonard: Is it a

Luke Neverisky: right?

Christopher Hooper: yes, the the vroomfall.

Ali Leonard: van? Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Um, so y'all get in. get in. Uh

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: there there are y'all are basically the only only group that's not dealing with a drunk person. Um and there's like an active like uh chaos going out. It looks like um one of the cars uh that you see it looks like the the card players are able to get together and they get their car moving out. You also see um actually uh anyone who wants to give me a perception

Tyram: Oh, am I close enough to do

Christopher Hooper: check. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're you're the closest. It's it's out in the parking

Tyram: it? Okay. Oh, uh, Matt

Christopher Hooper: lot. Net

Tyram: 20 or uh

Christopher Hooper: 20. you see uh a really

Tyram: 26.

Christopher Hooper: like it's almost like a it's in the shape of what we think of as a Volkswagen Beetle, but it's very small. It's like half the size and you like barely even notice it. Just kind of slips back through the gate. Um and then um yeah, you see uh you like wouldn't have caught it, but you because you're ahead of everyone, you kind of like got in the space and you see that there's a small car that slips out. Um cool. The rest of you haul into the van. Um and I believe that Yeah, go

Tyram: Oh. Um, I always had something I hoped I'd be able to do while I was

Christopher Hooper: ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

Tyram: ahead of everybody else. Um, I know that the bikers, we didn't get uh any we didn't give them any of the the liquor. Um, do I see where their bikes are parked? I would like to use my uh my web wand to uh stick all their bikes on

Christopher Hooper: Yes. Oh, nice. Okay. And uh

Tyram: the

Christopher Hooper: what is there like a check to break the the

Tyram: ground. It's a strength

Christopher Hooper: web? Yeah,

Tyram: check, which I don't think the motorcycles can do on their

Christopher Hooper: but for the riders when they get back to their bikes, right, to pull them off the

Tyram: own. Uh yeah, they'd probably

Christopher Hooper: ground. Okay, cool. Okay, great.

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Tyram: have to pry them out with a strength check.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, what's the DC on

Tyram: Um, I think

Christopher Hooper: that? 13. Okay, great.

Tyram: for the wand it's

Christopher Hooper: Cool. I am just going to roll 1d20. That's going to tell me how long it takes them to do

Tyram: 13. Okay. And if um

Christopher Hooper: that.

Tyram: if we want to try to cover that, I might think of the rest of the party. Can one of you guys make an illusion of like a spider like shooting

Luke Neverisky: Oh, you got it. I can make such good illusions. Oh my god, it's going to be so scary. I hope you don't have

Tyram: webs? I'll try to contain my fears, Willie.

Luke Neverisky: arachnophobia. It's going to be great. Can I do

Christopher Hooper: All right. You cast uh what? Minor illusion. All

Tyram: Thanks.

Luke Neverisky: it? Uh, yes. I'm a

Christopher Hooper: right,

Luke Neverisky: spider. This

Christopher Hooper: spider. Very good. Um, okay. So, uh, the five of you, anything, uh, Liliana, you want to do as you're running into, uh, the parking lot heading to the to the

Ellis Taylor: It

Christopher Hooper: van?

Luke Neverisky: better. Um, I'm going to I guess I'll try

Ellis Taylor: might be a

Luke Neverisky: to keep it the facade of being uh inebriated and like um do some like stumbling or try maybe try to like uh get the keys from Elizabeth or

Ellis Taylor: good

Christopher Hooper: Okay,

Luke Neverisky: something. But that's I really try to try to sell the act that you know I was also uh we were not immune to

Ellis Taylor: little

Christopher Hooper: cool. Okay, gotcha. Um, okay. Go ahead and give me Go ahead and give me a deception

Ellis Taylor: She

Christopher Hooper: check

Luke Neverisky: that uh

Christopher Hooper: 32. All right. You uh Was that a

Ellis Taylor: upstairs. Excuse

Christopher Hooper: Oh, 19. Okay. I was like, how is that a net

Luke Neverisky: 32. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: 20? Like, oh, not quite. Almost. Um Okay.

Tyram: hell.

Christopher Hooper: Uh you you drunkenly like play your way through. Um the the bikers were like getting ready to pounce pounce on you. Um I think Olivia is still there with you. Um but you're

Ellis Taylor: me.

Christopher Hooper: like fairly isolated as everyone's running to the parking lot.

Ellis Taylor: He did that.

Christopher Hooper: Um but you're playing it off so well they they kind of

Luke Neverisky: Almost.

Ellis Taylor: That for

Christopher Hooper: jumble beside you and say, "Oh, get out of the way. Don't keep that pocket pockets in your pocket.

Luke Neverisky: It

Christopher Hooper: Um, one of

Luke Neverisky: deserves to be free. It

Christopher Hooper: the others says, "Oh, my eyes. Where am I going? Come on, Paul." And they uh they all like try to rush

Ellis Taylor: fun.

Christopher Hooper: through. Uh, you make it. Olivia, uh, do you want to do anything

Ellis Taylor: What's going

Christopher Hooper: as you're moving to the

Luke Neverisky: stand

Ellis Taylor: on? Um, as I'm like running

Christopher Hooper: van?

Ellis Taylor: through all the parked cars, I wanted her to get her ax just start like slitting

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. We will say roll me a um a

Ellis Taylor: tires. Okay,

Christopher Hooper: d4 one. All

Ellis Taylor: one get

Christopher Hooper: right, you get uh you get one tire. Uh fortunately, it was all webbed up.

Ellis Taylor: one.

Christopher Hooper: Easy to get. No

Ellis Taylor: Cool. No, not the I wasn't going for the biker ones. I was

Christopher Hooper: problem.

Ellis Taylor: thinking someone else's vehicle that we're parked near.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ellis Taylor: Kayla didn't web all of them. I thought you just webbed the

Christopher Hooper: yes. Um, that's right. He only did the bikers.

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: I was saying with that that one, you only were able to get to one of the bikes before you had to go.

Ellis Taylor: bikers. Wait, I can't I

Christopher Hooper: Uh, if you want to push,

Ellis Taylor: can't slash someone else's tire. I'm

Christopher Hooper: you can give me a athletics

Ellis Taylor: confused. Yes.

Christopher Hooper: check. Okay. Uh, what group do you want to

Ellis Taylor: 23.

Christopher Hooper: target? There are the cats.

Ellis Taylor: What are there

Christopher Hooper: Uh, the bikers, the Cowboys, and I believe that's all you're familiar

Tyram: You said there were jocks and nerds arguing last

Ellis Taylor: again? I guess.

Christopher Hooper: with. Oh. Uh-huh. I think

Tyram: time,

Ellis Taylor: Well, I won't do the the cowboy was really cool, so I won't do him. I'll probably just do the

Christopher Hooper: so. Okay, cool. Yeah. You see a like

Tyram: right? You ain't got no friends here, live.

Ellis Taylor: cats. He was like, "Cool. I don't know. I'm sure he's going to betray me

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ellis Taylor: in the end,

Christopher Hooper: you uh you see like

Ellis Taylor: but

Christopher Hooper: uh I think that there is like a catmobile with a like swirling tail. Is that a

Ellis Taylor: Is it

Christopher Hooper: thing? I have a very vivid image in my mind of

Ellis Taylor: kind is it like are you

Christopher Hooper: it. like a white

Tyram: There has to have been

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: what came to my mind was the dumb and dumber thing car?

Christopher Hooper: cat.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think

Luke Neverisky: maybe.

Ellis Taylor: Like that's what came to my mind when you said cat car was the dumb and dumber

Christopher Hooper: Oh,

Tyram: something.

Ellis Taylor: dog grooming truck van thing. Are you imagining like my neighbor Todoro cat bus

Christopher Hooper: okay. Uh I

Tyram: It would be kind of funny if

Ali Leonard: that's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: thing? No, that's not

Tyram: you had like a Winnebago that was like a little mini cat bus or something like

Ellis Taylor: spinning.

Christopher Hooper: don't Oh my goodness.

Ali Leonard: A big ball of

Christopher Hooper: Uh, I would I encourage you all to Google

Ellis Taylor: Fun fact,

Christopher Hooper: cat car because there's some great

Tyram: that.

Ellis Taylor: the fun fact in Clemson, our like bus system was called the CAT

Christopher Hooper: images. Oh, all right. There you

Ali Leonard: yarn.

Ellis Taylor: bus for Clemson Area Transit. They were very into their an initialism. What's the other

Christopher Hooper: go. Hyperronism.

Ellis Taylor: one? Acrony. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: They were

Ellis Taylor: acronym. Uh,

Luke Neverisky: We can't say that. It's acronym.

Ellis Taylor: sure. Yeah, we still had a building named after a grand wizard of the KKK. Oh jeez, this is a lot of AI minus

Christopher Hooper: acronistic. Um All

Ellis Taylor: AI. What happened? I want to see real ones. I don't want to see AI

Christopher Hooper: right. AI filter you. So,

Ellis Taylor: ones. Elmo,

Christopher Hooper: it's like a huge like furry white cat with a

Ellis Taylor: what happened? Yes.

Christopher Hooper: like tail, mechanical tail like swirling on the

Ellis Taylor: This What

Christopher Hooper: back and uh you're able to slash one of their tires and hop into the

Ellis Taylor: happened? Cool. Well, that's easy. Don't leave it.

Christopher Hooper: roomall. Um, you see uh two of the cats are busy in like the fight circle like um the uh Ally, you are uh you and Brew were in the broomfall. That's where we left you. Um do you all want to

Ali Leonard: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: do anything uh or just like start

Ali Leonard: good. Well,

Christopher Hooper: driving?

Ali Leonard: I want to do something. I can do it while I drive. I can multitask.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: But um if there's what if there's a team with like not a bike that everybody has their own individual but like maybe a big military car or like something big. I want to heat metal on

Christopher Hooper: Um, I mean, give me a perception

Ali Leonard: it so that they can't touch

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: or when they touch it they go ah like it's really hot outside. It's like

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Give me

Ali Leonard: 100 degree weather.

Christopher Hooper: the Give me a perception check. We'll see what you see. 17. That catmobile, you think it might be like an aluminum shell? Uh, the big like furry belly. Um, and there's obviously metal at the tail, the

Ali Leonard: 17.

Christopher Hooper: way it like twirls around mechanically. You think you can just probably heat one of those up and

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: it'll start melting and caving in. They're in rough

Ali Leonard: Their tires are slashed. So my brain is like, do

Tyram: Well,

Ali Leonard: I waste a spell slot on

Tyram: I mean, we could like completely knock them out

Luke Neverisky: You crippled him quite a

Ellis Taylor: Also, the point is to give a good

Christopher Hooper: shape.

Ali Leonard: them? Oh, okay

Luke Neverisky: bit.

Ellis Taylor: show, I think, because we're also on a reality TV show.

Tyram: maybe. Oh, yeah. Like, uh, there's camera drones everywhere. We're like

Ali Leonard: then.

Ellis Taylor: So, do whatever's going to be fun.

Tyram: uh we're like doing the running man but like um or

Ali Leonard: They

Tyram: like the hunger game type of

Ali Leonard: have to blur my face. I didn't I didn't sign the consent form. They have to blur my

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Good luck with

Ali Leonard: face and my voice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm I'll I'll heat metal their cat car.

Christopher Hooper: that. All

Tyram: thing.

Ali Leonard: Oh, it's going to look all

Ellis Taylor: Make it into a

Christopher Hooper: right.

Ali Leonard: droopy.

Ellis Taylor: dog

Christopher Hooper: And it's all droopy. It starts. You hear

Ali Leonard: A like voice

Ellis Taylor: car.

Christopher Hooper: that bro? Uh, as it slowly

Ellis Taylor: Too

Christopher Hooper: slowly disintegrates, you see it cave in. You see a bunch of like sad cats like you know

Ellis Taylor: late.

Christopher Hooper: the anxious cat like mowing at the door type of dude that they're

Ali Leonard: box. Yes.

Christopher Hooper: like um as

Ali Leonard: Are we the last ones to the car? Are Bruno and I the last

Ellis Taylor: Don't

Christopher Hooper: y'all No you Yeah, you're one of the

Tyram: He got started in the

Ali Leonard: ones? Oh, no. We were the first ones. Oh,

Ellis Taylor: worry, they're going to save

Christopher Hooper: first I will say

Ali Leonard: yeah. Um,

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Ellis Taylor: you.

Christopher Hooper: with these with

Tyram: car. That'd be an absurd

Justin Hale: The last ones in opposite

Ali Leonard: okay.

Tyram: way to phrase

Christopher Hooper: this with this sh these shenanigans. Um the Cowboys are starting to pull out already.

Tyram: that.

Christopher Hooper: Um as unless is anyone else trying to do thing anything before you leave this uh parking

Justin Hale: order.

Ellis Taylor: What car? Do we have We don't have

Ali Leonard: There's the

Ellis Taylor: the the truck anymore. We're in the We're in the van.

Christopher Hooper: lot? Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. What's the road like? It would be kind of fun to ride on top of the van to like defend it from

Christopher Hooper: Um it's it's

Ali Leonard: van.

Ellis Taylor: everybody. Are we like off-roading or

Christopher Hooper: it's a road road. Um

Ellis Taylor: is it a road?

Christopher Hooper: something something that you've noticed since you passed that um that like merchant village that you ca that you came from with the uh the what was it um little spoon the little spoon

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Are they

Christopher Hooper: village um you've noticed that the this is

Ellis Taylor: fighting?

Christopher Hooper: the first time you've seen like paved roads like like asphalt um roads uh basically since that village. And so

Ellis Taylor: Interesting. What

Christopher Hooper: um this courtyard area is like really fine gravel um and it opens up into like

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: in like a two-lane road uh painted and

Ellis Taylor: happened?

Christopher Hooper: everything. Um you you were given a map uh

Ellis Taylor: What happened?

Christopher Hooper: roadways. Um you actually see along the map um you're going to pass by uh another inn and um mostly farmland out there. Um there is like a fort you're going to pass by at one point. Um, but otherwise pretty open if you wanted to off-road or they're going to be parts that uh you're going to pass by a forest just before the library. So, um just some if if you want to take advantage of any of those things, you can. And you start driving down the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'm definitely going to be hanging out on the on

Christopher Hooper: road. Okay, cool. Um, I kind of

Ellis Taylor: the

Christopher Hooper: I'm imagining like the that school bus like roof

Ellis Taylor: top. What

Christopher Hooper: access door that's always there. I assume that y'all can like

Ali Leonard: Yeah, for

Christopher Hooper: climb out that way.

Ellis Taylor: happened? Hey. Hey, Dad.

Tyram: If in case like Olivia starts to slip, Silus is going to be ready. I

Ellis Taylor: Stop chewing your hands.

Tyram: can just stick to the roof if I need to and then like come out and

Ellis Taylor: question.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: like grab her if she starts to slip or

Ali Leonard: sure.

Ellis Taylor: Can your wand of

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Tyram: something.

Ellis Taylor: web can you voluntarily like end

Tyram: Uh yeah, I think so. I think it's

Luke Neverisky: Perfect.

Christopher Hooper: You could stick

Ellis Taylor: it? So, could you like stick me to the roof and then just end it when I want

Tyram: concentration. Um let me look up how long web lasts if that's even worth

Ellis Taylor: to hop

Tyram: doing. But yeah, that could be a good idea.

Ellis Taylor: off?

Tyram: Well, a combat wouldn't last that long. So yeah, I could always webb you to the roof if you need to actually get out

Ellis Taylor: What

Christopher Hooper: her

Tyram: and like swashbuckle.

Justin Hale: So, we're all in

Christopher Hooper: Uh,

Justin Hale: the car now. Is that

Tyram: Um uh web can last up to

Justin Hale: right? Can I uh can I stick my head

Christopher Hooper: yes. What'

Tyram: an hour. So yeah, I can uh I can web you to

Justin Hale: over?

Ellis Taylor: happened? Okay,

Christopher Hooper: you say,

Justin Hale: I want to uh I want to hang

Ellis Taylor: cool.

Justin Hale: out the window while we're going so I can uh so I can

Christopher Hooper: Justin? Okay,

Justin Hale: throw fireworks out the

Christopher Hooper: cool. Anyone trying to

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: um anyone trying to hang off the the card without any um any help, go ahead and give me a um we'll call

Justin Hale: window.

Christopher Hooper: this uh a dexterity saving throw. And if you have wand of web or something like that, we'll we'll say with advantage and if you fail, the consequences are are much

Ellis Taylor: What happened?

Christopher Hooper: like much more minimal.

Tyram: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Tyram: Okay. So, um once we're once we're like clear the parking lot when I don't think it matters

Ellis Taylor: going to the airport to get

Christopher Hooper: Um

Tyram: anymore to concentrate on the biker web, I'll uh I'll web

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Okay,

Tyram: Olivia to the

Ali Leonard: But I'll hold on to

Christopher Hooper: cool.

Tyram: roof. Aren't you

Ali Leonard: Brew's ankle. Yeah,

Justin Hale: just got me on a

Ali Leonard: if he's in the passenger

Justin Hale: leash like like a dog in the

Ali Leonard: seat.

Ellis Taylor: Woody. Let me get one of those toddler

Christopher Hooper: I feel like if you

Justin Hale: car.

Ellis Taylor: leashes. So Dex Deck

Christopher Hooper: fall off with a leash, it's

Tyram: driving?

Justin Hale: Uhhuh.

Ali Leonard: If I can't do that, then I'll ask Liliana

Ellis Taylor: saves for us

Tyram: I feel like asking Liliana to do it

Ali Leonard: to do

Luke Neverisky: How do

Ellis Taylor: too. Hold on to

Christopher Hooper: worse.

Tyram: should be like option

Ali Leonard: it. I don't want to disturb her

Tyram: A.

Ali Leonard: if she's like concentrating on a spell or something. You know what I

Tyram: Fair enough. Are you

Ali Leonard: mean?

Luke Neverisky: I not the moment

Ellis Taylor: him.

Luke Neverisky: but

Tyram: okay?

Ali Leonard: I gotta push this

Tyram: I'm just imagining like uh Ellsworth is constantly doing like the Fast and the Furious like gear shifting stuff that I don't think does anything in real

Ali Leonard: NS. Oh, we're Tokyo

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: life. Hell

Justin Hale: I'm

Ali Leonard: drifting like crazy for

Luke Neverisky: push.

Ellis Taylor: Wow. What is

Ali Leonard: no

Ellis Taylor: that?

Ali Leonard: reason. That's the only way she knows how to drive is how to is

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Um, hell yeah. They uh

Tyram: yeah.

Justin Hale: going

Ali Leonard: drifting.

Christopher Hooper: the you all get set up. You

Justin Hale: to

Ellis Taylor: No, I

Christopher Hooper: see um cowboy car uh a little bit in front of you. Um Ellie, go ahead and give me a driving check for um for

Ellis Taylor: don't.

Tyram: H. These guys are

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Oh, hell yeah. Plus, I

Christopher Hooper: Ellip.

Ali Leonard: think is a 12. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: 29. You

Ali Leonard: 29. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: uh you realize um

Tyram: toast.

Justin Hale: That's

Christopher Hooper: you are much better driver than everyone here and quickly uh you

Ali Leonard: just realized

Christopher Hooper: like just realized you're like, "Oh, wait. I'm one of the greatest racist in the

Ali Leonard: that. Oh, right. I've

Christopher Hooper: world."

Ali Leonard: been training for this my entire

Luke Neverisky: The greatest racist

Christopher Hooper: and they ride horses. Um, you

Ali Leonard: life. And they're

Christopher Hooper: absolutely vroom fa past them. Uh,

Ali Leonard: cowboys.

Christopher Hooper: barely barely like you you're

Tyram: Christmas.

Christopher Hooper: like millimeters away wheel to wheel and you're just like and like cut right in front. Uh, make your way. This is an opportunity if any of y'all want to attack their car. Um, otherwise you're going to leave them in the dust or fireworks then.

Tyram: Do do they have a car? Do they have

Justin Hale: Have the perfect

Christopher Hooper: Uh they do have a

Justin Hale: scene.

Ali Leonard: Okay, good. Because horses aren't

Ellis Taylor: Is it a Ford

Christopher Hooper: car. It is um it's a Dodge

Tyram: horses? I don't know what the hell to think about

Ali Leonard: limits. Uh

Ellis Taylor: F-150?

Tyram: that.

Ali Leonard: yeah, we're just all staring at it as we drive

Luke Neverisky: What's

Ellis Taylor: Oh,

Tyram: like Ford F-150s are super elite, Toyota Tacomaomas are dog

Christopher Hooper: Ram.

Tyram: s***, and uh Dodge Rams canonically in

Ellis Taylor: judgment.

Tyram: universe that's been established. And

Justin Hale: Don't worry, Ellis. This This is an upside

Tyram: uh maybe one of you could

Justin Hale: down world. It's

Ellis Taylor: Hey.

Tyram: do a session next week where you redeem the honor of Toyota

Ali Leonard: by.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Justin Hale: okay. Do it. Do

Luke Neverisky: that?

Ellis Taylor: Oh, now I'm

Tyram: Tacomaomas.

Justin Hale: it. Um, I I put a clip, a YouTube clip in the Discord of exactly what Brew is

Ellis Taylor: inspired.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. All right, let's all watch a video.

Ali Leonard: Oh my god.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh my god. All right, great. Give me that attack roll of just just roll a d20.

Justin Hale: doing. Oh, no. I don't know how to do that. Just

Ellis Taylor: How How

Christopher Hooper: Just give me a d20. Maybe maybe a athletic stick if you

Justin Hale: straight.

Ellis Taylor: did you know this

Justin Hale: That movie, that movie lives ring in

Ali Leonard: You've never seen

Ellis Taylor: existed? No, I've never seen

Christopher Hooper: want.

Justin Hale: my

Ali Leonard: Grind. Okay. Well, I have to come and I have to bring you my DVD of

Christopher Hooper: Oh, it's

Justin Hale: head. Oh, no.

Ellis Taylor: grind. Oh, darn. Allie's

Justin Hale: Four. I have I have more I have more

Ellis Taylor: got to come

Christopher Hooper: terrible. You do the You do the classic thing

Ali Leonard: Grind.

Christopher Hooper: where you try to like throw it, you

Justin Hale: firecrackers.

Ellis Taylor: visit. What happened? He's trying to get to the

Christopher Hooper: know, like upwind so they like so they uh, you know, catch it, but instead it just flies right back in your face.

Justin Hale: No,

Ali Leonard: If you ruin

Christopher Hooper: Go ahead and give me

Ali Leonard: this car, Brew, I swear to

Christopher Hooper: a dexterity saving

Justin Hale: no s***. s***. Hold on. Save. Oh, man. I'm so bad at

Ali Leonard: God, do not pop potato it to

Christopher Hooper: throw. And it's winning. Oh my

Justin Hale: this. Oh, that's a good jump for an eight. So, so I dexterity save and throw it back at the car,

Christopher Hooper: god.

Tyram: It wasn't that

Ali Leonard: me.

Christopher Hooper: Um I do I let's honor the 28. Um you

Ali Leonard: Let's honor

Christopher Hooper: um so so um Elizabeth Ellswith is

Tyram: 20.

Justin Hale: right?

Christopher Hooper: driving alongside and you like see them beside you and you're tossing uh like fireworks. They're coming back in your

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: space and what throws you off initially is Elizabeth overtaking them and you

Ali Leonard: I'm too

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Christopher Hooper: get like a mouthful of like still fused like fireworks about to go off like in your face and you just spew them right as she's millimeters away from their

Tyram: H.

Christopher Hooper: car into their uh window

Ali Leonard: good.

Christopher Hooper: right into their lap and starts setting off uh in uh one of their labs and they're like, "Oh s***, no. No, there's fireworks. There's fireworks in

Justin Hale: I'm just kind of leaning

Tyram: I was going

Justin Hale: into it like I meant to do and just be like ah like all crazy out the

Tyram: to ask if you do like they did in the movie where they start doing like, you know, like the c the like crotch

Christopher Hooper: here." You hear them say,

Tyram: thr.

Justin Hale: window.

Christopher Hooper: "Hey, they're they're f****** crazy. That goblin's out of his mind. Give him space. Give him space." and they immediately start dropping

Tyram: I think you know they're not

Christopher Hooper: back. Um, Liliana, you you kind of recognize where you are. Uh, this is this is

Tyram: wrong.

Christopher Hooper: countryside similar to where you grew up. Um, you you kind of saw that map and it looks like you're going to pass by pretty close to, you know, where where you used to kind of explore and

Luke Neverisky: Oh, yeah. This Yeah, I recognize I recognize that little thing over there. That house. Yeah. No, I know exactly where we are,

Christopher Hooper: travel.

Tyram: Oh yeah, you got You casually dropped that last time. Uh, you're from here

Luke Neverisky: friends. Yeah, you know. Well,

Ali Leonard: Okay. So, does that make you a

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Ali Leonard: Doran?

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I just I didn't I don't want to tell you

Tyram: specifically. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: guys because you didn't really, you know, seem to like Eldor and I

Tyram: no. We hate him.

Ali Leonard: No, no. We hate the cult. We don't

Tyram: Well, I mean to be fair, everyone we've met from

Ali Leonard: mind the people. You know what I

Tyram: Eldora was in the cult. So, we do hate

Ali Leonard: mean? And those were total poops. Yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: literally everyone we've met from Eldor except for Jasper. And even then, I'm not like

Luke Neverisky: just

Tyram: super big on

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I'm pretty cool with Jasper. Jasper's pretty

Tyram: Jasper. Well, he constantly is implying that he murders orphans. And now

Ali Leonard: cool.

Luke Neverisky: Well, you are

Tyram: that even though that we discovered that that's not true, it's still weird that he like makes people think that, you know.

Ali Leonard: I just don't think he hears the

Tyram: That's a pretty big fault.

Ali Leonard: tone like the inflection.

Tyram: That's still like a massive shortcoming of

Luke Neverisky: great.

Tyram: his. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Lily, what were you

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Anyway, um just it was it was I wasn't sure how you guys would react, but yep, I recognize this slide. I

Tyram: saying? Have you been to this library

Luke Neverisky: know more or less where we're going

Tyram: before?

Ali Leonard: Are you a big

Luke Neverisky: here. Have I been to this library

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ali Leonard: reader?

Luke Neverisky: before?

Christopher Hooper: give me a um give me a wisdom saving

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Uh, I fail with a

Christopher Hooper: throw. No, you never been to this library

Ali Leonard: Not a big

Luke Neverisky: five. Not a big

Tyram: Your illiteracy has screwed us

Luke Neverisky: reader, you

Christopher Hooper: before.

Tyram: again.

Ali Leonard: reader.

Luke Neverisky: know. Yeah, they didn't, you know, Eldora really not a great reading program in our schools. Um, great arts though, as you can probably tell. Great art program, but that's that's about it. Anyway, no

Ali Leonard: That's something else we have to fix is

Luke Neverisky: clue.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So

Ali Leonard: illiteracy in this

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: in a lot of ways. It's the greatest threat of

Ali Leonard: country. Add that to the side

Luke Neverisky: Oh, being too

Christopher Hooper: true.

Ali Leonard: quest.

Luke Neverisky: real. Um, yeah. No, this is um, you know, this place lovely this time of year. Um, glad we're here

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe we can hit up the strawberry

Luke Neverisky: actually. Anyway, maybe when we're not racing

Ali Leonard: festival or

Luke Neverisky: and Yeah, maybe when we're not racing and trying to, you

Tyram: all.

Ali Leonard: something. We're just swerving the entire time.

Luke Neverisky: know, sabotage people, you can really take

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Uh, y'all are

Ali Leonard: Can you tell me what we're doing at this library festival, guys? Or at this library festival? At this

Luke Neverisky: in

Ali Leonard: library. Is there a festival at the

Luke Neverisky: kind of hope

Tyram: We have to go in. It's okay. The library is haunted. Uh because there's like a cursed

Ali Leonard: library?

Christopher Hooper: um

Tyram: uh scroll or parchment or something in there. We have to go get this

Ali Leonard: Haunted.

Tyram: cursed artifact and uh bring it back to the to

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Tyram: uh to Fad

Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. That's

Luke Neverisky: so.

Tyram: Brad. That's pretty much it.

Justin Hale: So we so we

Ali Leonard: it. That's all we got to do. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Right. That's

Tyram: He didn't say not to blow up the

Justin Hale: can blow up the

Ali Leonard: Cool. I think

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: library. We should be

Ali Leonard: we have to blow it up after we get the scroll so we don't blow up the

Tyram: very specific not to blow up the

Ali Leonard: scroll.

Justin Hale: library. I'll save this for later

Ali Leonard: So there has to be a

Tyram: scroll.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think that would make great TV. All the fireworks, all the boom. All the

Luke Neverisky: I

Christopher Hooper: Hold the

Tyram: And

Justin Hale: then.

Luke Neverisky: agree. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: B.

Tyram: obviously the people of the area were not using it, you know, with a rampant

Ali Leonard: boom obviously. I mean, we've got validation on that. We just go in there. It's all cobwebs and

Christopher Hooper: Fine.

Ali Leonard: death. No wonder it's

Christopher Hooper: Um you all

Tyram: illiteracy.

Christopher Hooper: uh um you do see uh with that P uh net 20

Ali Leonard: haunted.

Christopher Hooper: perception that you had from earlier. You you kept track that little Volkswagen Beetle car. Um it looks to be probably 400 yards ahead. You're you're gaining on it because of that incredible driving.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I would hope.

Christopher Hooper: Um, and um, anyone who wants to um, Silus, I'll I'll give you

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: first shot here. Um, cuz you're you're really the main one who's who's kept a beat on it.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Um, well, do you want to do anything to it? Check it out. Um, you don't know what the deal with this car is right

Justin Hale: being so much

Christopher Hooper: now.

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: smaller. It's so much

Tyram: Um, would I need to roll uh like perception to see if I like uh like notice the problem

Justin Hale: faster.

Christopher Hooper: Well, so there's

Tyram: area or

Christopher Hooper: a there's no problem. It's just a small little

Tyram: Oh, the little beetle thing. Okay. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: car.

Tyram: Um All right. Sure. Um I assumed it was like probably like a camera drone or something like that, but um could I roll like inside or something to see if I know what it

Justin Hale: Well, if

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Enroll me insight. I think that's

Tyram: is?

Justin Hale: you

Ali Leonard: It's the lap

Christopher Hooper: good. It's the safety

Tyram: Okay. Uh

Ali Leonard: car.

Christopher Hooper: car. What was the

Tyram: 20

Justin Hale: Right.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: total? 20. Uh I think this is another team. Another team that kind of slipped through.

Tyram: Morning. Wait a

Ali Leonard: Uhoh, not for

Tyram: minute. That's not an official car. It's more of our damn

Ali Leonard: long. That's a good play though. acting

Tyram: competitors.

Ali Leonard: like

Christopher Hooper: And you see um Olivia especially sees like around buzzing. you you probably see five of these

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: like little um y'all would y'all might be more familiar with them in

Ali Leonard: officials.

Christopher Hooper: world, but they're basically magic eyes um that are are flying around, buzzing around as fast as as y'all are driving. Um basically like high-speed

Ellis Taylor: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: like racing drones basically. Um Ally, uh I'm imagining you know how like Red Bull does that like uh they have those like

Ellis Taylor: god.

Christopher Hooper: racing drones that they like race max for staffing

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: with. Yeah. Um that's what I'm imagining.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Cool. But a lot of

Christopher Hooper: Like five. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: those max for

Christopher Hooper: Max for staff. Um so um but y'all are making incredible progress at this point.

Ali Leonard: stepping

Christopher Hooper: you are passing by a lot of the farmland and um and uh close to the inn on the map. Uh uh why don't you give me why don't you give me another wisdom saving

Tyram: Who the

Luke Neverisky: Thank

Christopher Hooper: throw? I mean,

Tyram: f*** is

Ali Leonard: Yeah, you keep calling her

Luke Neverisky: you.

Tyram: hella?

Ali Leonard: hella. I'm like, damn, I missed

Luke Neverisky: Sorry. Uh that's a critical for

Christopher Hooper: Liliana, a critical for

Luke Neverisky: 22.

Christopher Hooper: 22.

Ali Leonard: something.

Christopher Hooper: Wow. Wow. I don't know why I asked you for a check. That's crazy. Okay. A crit for 22. Uh it that night that night is coming back to you right now. That night that you this was the end that you played that you played at

Luke Neverisky: That's the end.

Christopher Hooper: um and like you're working there until after you shift and you heard about you heard about the library. Um, and now that you it's clicking for you, uh, you remember, you're starting to remember. And

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Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: importantly, you remember why you chose to forget the first time and the absolute monstrosity you experienced at the library that warped your entity and created Helisan in the first place.

Ali Leonard: Uh-oh.

Christopher Hooper: Um, I want you to roll me a D a D12.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. f***. Or no, hold on. I swear. Heck, I remember this uh this library. I think there's a

Christopher Hooper: a three. uh you receive three psychic

Ellis Taylor: Wow.

Christopher Hooper: damage as uh these memories are flooding back to you and it it's like u uh is it is it in um Inception where like if you remember stuff and it starts hurting your brain and you have nose bleeds or is that a different IP? I think that's a different IP,

Ellis Taylor: There was a

Christopher Hooper: but but it's like

Luke Neverisky: Uhoh. I know what you're talking

Ellis Taylor: little There was a made up of a bug.

Christopher Hooper: as as you as you start to remember like as being Helisana and like being and and going to that it's like hurting your brain. Um and you're getting like a massive headache. Uh, and you remember the

Luke Neverisky: about.

Christopher Hooper: searing like it wasn't just a crazy like physical transformation like it changed your personality. Uh, and you remember this abominable Eldrich being twisting you as you wanted to get better at playing music.

Luke Neverisky: All

Justin Hale: Do any of us notice Uh,

Luke Neverisky: right. I think upon remember I think upon remembering that I'm going to frantically

Christopher Hooper: Um, all

Luke Neverisky: try to take the wheel from Al

Ali Leonard: Finally, b****. Bring

Luke Neverisky: Smith. We can't go back. We can't go back. But we can't go to live. Uhuh.

Tyram: Whoa. Alisana, what the f***? Sorry. No,

Luke Neverisky: Nuhuh.

Christopher Hooper: right.

Tyram: Liliana. What the

Justin Hale: Guys, you

Ali Leonard: it.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I know. That's why we

Tyram: f***?

Justin Hale: all are causing the psychic damage.

Ali Leonard: Roll for panic attack.

Luke Neverisky: can't roll for panic

Christopher Hooper: Uh um Elizabeth, she's trying to wretch the the wheel from you. Um everyone

Ali Leonard: Jeez.

Christopher Hooper: else, as you see her doing this, um you holding her back? What are you

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'm elbowing her in the

Luke Neverisky: attack.

Christopher Hooper: doing?

Tyram: I'm gonna try to like Yeah. pull Liliana off of El Smith

Ali Leonard: nose.

Luke Neverisky: already bleeding. Let's

Tyram: because I don't want the car that I'm in to crash.

Christopher Hooper: Um uh yeah, Liliana, how hard are you fighting to to take

Luke Neverisky: go.

Christopher Hooper: over? Okay, cool. Let's do a

Ali Leonard: Yeah, pretty

Luke Neverisky: Um, pretty

Christopher Hooper: contested um

Ali Leonard: hard. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: hard.

Tyram: Fine.

Luke Neverisky: Okay, good thing I suck at strength and deck. So, we're

Christopher Hooper: grappling. So, we'll start between Silus and and Liliana.

Ali Leonard: cool.

Tyram: That's

Luke Neverisky: good. Uh, I got

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Luke Neverisky: nine. Yeah, but like the heart's really

Tyram: 17.

Luke Neverisky: in it. What's my heart

Tyram: Silus's old wrestling instincts kick back in. And I managed to get you like a German suplex, I

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Luke Neverisky: modifier?

Tyram: guess. We're in a van. There's plenty of room for

Ali Leonard: god.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, um, a dimensionally expanded van. Um, you you're able to to pull him uh to pull her uh

Tyram: that.

Christopher Hooper: further from this wheel. Um, El Smith, you're you kind of shove her back and and you're able to resume control. Um, yeah, tussle in the van. Are you um you two are grappling at it? Uh, I mean, I guess play that out.

Tyram: Lily, as I'm like gravel, I need you to start using your words right now.

Luke Neverisky: You can't.

Tyram: I thought you didn't

Luke Neverisky: No. No. Bad library. No. Not going back. No. Drop

Tyram: even remember it. Like seriously, what is going

Luke Neverisky: me off. Drop me off. The library is bad. That's where. No. I can't.

Tyram: on? Okay. Wait. So, wait. You

Luke Neverisky: Nope. Stop the car. I'll get up. It's

Tyram: have been here

Luke Neverisky: fine. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's where that's where Helana was born or whatever. And No.

Tyram: before? Okay, Lily, just please just start from the beginning. What

Ali Leonard: Give her a hug while she's doing

Luke Neverisky: Uh-uh.

Christopher Hooper: I know what this is

Tyram: happened? I'm kind of giving her a hug. Just like

Ali Leonard: this. I can't do it. I'm all the way in the

Ellis Taylor: Olivia shouts down.

Tyram: a a really violent

Justin Hale: Can I can I grab her hand and like like hold her hand and pat it with the other

Christopher Hooper: doing. Sure. Um, do you still have like

Justin Hale: hand? Trying to like calm her

Ali Leonard: front. Closest thing to a hug brew will

Christopher Hooper: fireworks in your hands? Do you still

Tyram: one.

Justin Hale: down.

Ali Leonard: get. They're

Christopher Hooper: have fireworks? Okay, you threw all of

Justin Hale: What? I threw

Ali Leonard: not

Luke Neverisky: Fireworks.

Christopher Hooper: them. Okay. Yeah.

Justin Hale: those. Yeah. Were we weren't we like we're about to

Ali Leonard: lit.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um uh you still

Justin Hale: stop at the library, right?

Ali Leonard: We have a

Christopher Hooper: got a little bit. I kind of assume that that Brew is just going to

Tyram: We're getting pretty

Christopher Hooper: continue to launch fireworks whether there's anyone to throw them at or

Justin Hale: I I pulled I pulled sticks of dynamite out talking about throwing uh

Christopher Hooper: not.

Tyram: close.

Justin Hale: blowing up the library, but they told me not to, so I put them

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, yeah, you pat you pat our hand. Um, yeah. How else does it

Ali Leonard: minute.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um, so you know, I uh I just wanted to be a musician so bad. You know, it's it really stinks just playing empty bars and things like

Christopher Hooper: go?

Luke Neverisky: that. Um, and you know, I wanted to do something great and so uh um I got a somebody tipped me off to this uh location and I don't know I guess I was wasn't really thinking and next thing I know I was making some sort of deal with this really scary being and then next thing I knew I was backseat driving my own self or something and then Helisana was creat created. So, we can't go back. It's just plain and simple. We're just not going back. There's great There's It's It's evil. Uh-uh. Nope. I can't have any of you guys get subjected to that. I can't go back

Ali Leonard: The difference is this time we're all

Luke Neverisky: there.

Tyram: Yeah, like that does sound like a lot. And uh

Ali Leonard: together.

Tyram: I honestly I'm kind of glad we're getting a lore dump from you,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, absolutely.

Tyram: but

Justin Hale: There

Ali Leonard: Very

Luke Neverisky: No. There's a lot of a lot of stuff to process

Justin Hale: was there was this thing that Elizabeth Smith told me about. It's called like um exposing therapy or

Ali Leonard: mysterious.

Justin Hale: something. It's what you like. It's what

Ali Leonard: Exposure

Luke Neverisky: here.

Tyram: but it sounds so crude.

Ali Leonard: therapy. It sounds dirty. It's

Justin Hale: whatever is you you you like punch your fears in the face or

Ali Leonard: not.

Justin Hale: something. You should try

Luke Neverisky: Oh, I

Justin Hale: it. And we're here with you to do it together. So you can you can

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. I'll punch them

Justin Hale: be exposing we can all expose ourselves to your your

Ali Leonard: for

Christopher Hooper: It's

Tyram: Yeah. I I don't think that's how we should phrase

Justin Hale: fears. I'm

Ali Leonard: you. Well, phrasing,

Luke Neverisky: can't. I

Tyram: it. Damn it,

Justin Hale: pretty sure that's how Elizabeth explained

Ali Leonard: but close

Luke Neverisky: think they're

Tyram: Elizabeth.

Ali Leonard: enough. You know, he's listening half the time, so I'm surprised he got that much.

Luke Neverisky: I just

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Luke Neverisky: don't want it to, you know, I don't know what's going to happen to you

Ali Leonard: I'm gonna kick

Luke Neverisky: or me or

Tyram: Well, yeah, we're we're kind

Ali Leonard: this Eldrich b**** in the balls for you,

Tyram: of locked in at this point. This is our way into the city. I'm thinking this to make sure like the camera's not picking up. Um, this is

Luke Neverisky: whatever.

Tyram: our way into the city and uh, we have

Ali Leonard: Liliana.

Tyram: to get in there in order to do all the Twilight Company's missions and everything. So, I don't see any other way except through here. I'm sorry. I am. But like they said, yeah, we're we're all in this together. We've been dealing with psychic attacks from dragon gods and we've been uh punching Eldrich abominations and we we beat up Helis. Actually, no, we really didn't. But

Ali Leonard: No, we really didn't. She's really

Luke Neverisky: I

Tyram: um but we did uh get

Luke Neverisky: have you got

Tyram: you kill or defeat the thing that like separated you and Helan. We've been

Ali Leonard: strong.

Tyram: dealing with some s***, you know, and you know, you're not here alone this time. We

Justin Hale: We we beat her up

Ali Leonard: We'll punch her if you want us

Luke Neverisky: the

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: emotionally thrashed Helisana.

Justin Hale: emotionally.

Luke Neverisky: I honestly don't know what I want you to do

Justin Hale: It was

Ali Leonard: to. You think on it. You

Luke Neverisky: to her, but I'll think on

Justin Hale: like it was like exposing therapy for

Ali Leonard: think on

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ali Leonard: it.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. I think I think she deserves maybe maybe she's just misunderstood. I don't know. But um in

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: any event, I'm I'm glad you guys are here and uh and we can we can maybe do

Ali Leonard: We can do

Luke Neverisky: this. Um, just, you know, just uh don't make any deals with any creepy looking

Ali Leonard: this. Okay,

Luke Neverisky: beings, no matter how much fame they wave in front of your

Tyram: What? I

Justin Hale: Yeah, Silus. Wait, me? Silus. He's the one that

Ali Leonard: Brew.

Tyram: never I don't want fame. I just want

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Justin Hale: makes deals. He could He probably offer you

Ali Leonard: Yeah. If they brew, even if he

Tyram: money.

Ali Leonard: offers you all the fireworks in the entire world, all the bombs in the entire world, you have to

Luke Neverisky: face.

Justin Hale: that. I

Ali Leonard: say

Luke Neverisky: Definitely do

Justin Hale: have an unlimited slushy machine and I can make all

Ali Leonard: no. What more could you

Justin Hale: the fireworks I want. I'm I'm happy as a claim.

Ali Leonard: want? God,

Tyram: I mean, honestly, yeah. I feel like there's nothing left to offer Brew at this

Ali Leonard: I feel like we're gonna get Yeah, literally, he's pretty set. Silus, even if he offers you all the

Tyram: point.

Ali Leonard: money in the world. I'm putting

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: All right,

Ali Leonard: a gender on it. They offer you. I'm sorry about

Tyram: I want to actually think at the rest of the party. I want to cut uh Liliana out of the conversation for just a second. I want to be like, it seems like Liliana is pretty uh pretty traumatized by whatever's in there. Should we offer for her to stay in the van or do we

Ali Leonard: that.

Christopher Hooper: Thank

Tyram: What do we What do we do here, guys?

Ali Leonard: The only thing I worry about that is it leaves

Justin Hale: Anything?

Ali Leonard: her vulnerable in the van cuz other people are going to be

Ellis Taylor: What's going on down

Tyram: Okay, that's

Ali Leonard: coming up, you know, and parking at the library

Tyram: true. It'd be really lame for like some mundane thing to come along

Ali Leonard: and she'll be

Tyram: and kill her while we're dealing with the Eldrich thing.

Ali Leonard: alone. They're going to f****** our van. I know it when

Christopher Hooper: you.

Justin Hale: They

Ali Leonard: we're in there. So, I am upset about

Luke Neverisky: Thank

Ellis Taylor: there?

Tyram: Yeah. Do we want to park it

Justin Hale: better not vandalize the van. They better not vandalize

Ali Leonard: that. They're going to vandalize it for

Tyram: in the pocket village?

Ali Leonard: sure. Can we Do we have

Luke Neverisky: you.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we can.

Ali Leonard: time so

Ellis Taylor: Olivia's gonna think back down. What on earth is going on down

Ali Leonard: much?

Tyram: Oh,

Ellis Taylor: there?

Tyram: actually, we probably could use your like grandmotherly

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: counsel here. You want to pop your head back

Ali Leonard: Olivia

Ellis Taylor: Do I need to do I need

Tyram: down? You could open the hatch at least and

Ellis Taylor: to come down? Do I need to come come

Tyram: like talk us through this. We need

Ellis Taylor: down?

Tyram: like the wisdom of our elders right now. It sounds

Ellis Taylor: Just down. Hair blowing

Christopher Hooper: All

Ellis Taylor: everywhere. Sweetie, sweetie. What's What's going on?

Luke Neverisky: Oh, we're just going I just remembered we're going back

Christopher Hooper: right.

Luke Neverisky: to the place where it all went to downhill and you know my identity was stolen

Tyram: like

Luke Neverisky: and I spawned an evil being and you know I lost part of my life you know just just going back there and all my friends are going there and it's going to be great. It's going to be fine. It's gonna be fine.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, honey, that sounds that sounds really

Ali Leonard: Well,

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Tyram: I think that uh Olivia. Well, s***, I could have told her

Ellis Taylor: difficult. Yeah. Do you think

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Hey Well, honey, we're not going to make you do

Tyram: that.

Ellis Taylor: anything you don't want to do. Okay? If you're not ready to face

Christopher Hooper: That's

Ellis Taylor: this, that is perfectly okay. You tell us what you need.

Ali Leonard: yeah.

Luke Neverisky: I think I can't let

Ellis Taylor: All

Luke Neverisky: you guys go in there alone. So, I'll go. But I'll

Ellis Taylor: right. How about How about you give us a safe word

Luke Neverisky: go save for it. I can do

Ellis Taylor: if it's getting too much?

Tyram: Oh, and hey, uh, one of us will have the pee hole with

Luke Neverisky: that.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. What would you like your

Tyram: us. If you need to, you can crawl into the pee hole. Oh.

Ali Leonard: You have to hold your breath in that

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: save? I guess she could also always chill out

Ali Leonard: one.

Ellis Taylor: and end up she could always hang out in the pocket village if she needs a grave, right? It's not like the library itself is an interdimensional space.

Tyram: Ow. Could

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Fair

Ellis Taylor: Actually, I have no idea.

Tyram: the van fit in the pee

Luke Neverisky: enough. Okay.

Tyram: hole?

Ali Leonard: No pineapple. Got it.

Luke Neverisky: Safe word is

Ellis Taylor: But

Ali Leonard: What's a

Luke Neverisky: pineapple. Uh we grew an

Tyram: The only way that could go wrong is if somebody offers

Ali Leonard: pineapple?

Luke Neverisky: outdor that you

Christopher Hooper: Done.

Tyram: us a subpar pizza while we're in

Christopher Hooper: Go.

Justin Hale: Now all I can think about those pineapple

Tyram: there.

Justin Hale: brown slushies. Uh oh. This

Luke Neverisky: know

Tyram: Brew, you made some pretty gross stuff, but that's a new

Ellis Taylor: What?

Tyram: blow.

Justin Hale: is I'm not going to try

Ali Leonard: I don't know. That one sounds ready for the beach. Ready to

Ellis Taylor: What?

Justin Hale: it. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a peanut brown lather.

Ali Leonard: go.

Christopher Hooper: Um. All right. Can you do you bring uh

Ellis Taylor: Why

Christopher Hooper: Liliana back into the group

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: What?

Christopher Hooper: call? Okay. Um All right.

Ellis Taylor: not?

Christopher Hooper: You are trundling

Justin Hale: Hey, Lily on. You're you're on with the rest of us now. This is brew by the

Luke Neverisky: Okay, good to

Ellis Taylor: I want you to say your safe word in

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: know. Pineapple.

Ellis Taylor: here so we know it.

Luke Neverisky: Pineapple. That's uh I

Ellis Taylor: Pineapp pineapple.

Christopher Hooper: along.

Luke Neverisky: will look for the the pocket village.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you make it past uh you're now close to

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: passing the the forest. You now see it on your right. Um, and Liliana, you're remembering everything now. Uh, you remember in the dark like walking through this forest and hearing the wolves. um as you went in and stumbled into the library and you remembered uh afterwards running naked through the woods with the wolves and like a wild time where you just sought warmth in like a wolf cave and you all Mowgly style uh kept each other warm in like the the winter months. Um, go ahead and roll me a d20 or a d12,

Luke Neverisky: Thank

Christopher Hooper: sorry. Wow, that's way worse.

Luke Neverisky: you. Uh

Christopher Hooper: Uh, you you get another nine uh psychic

Luke Neverisky: nine.

Christopher Hooper: damage.

Tyram: Well, that didn't sound like a bad

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Um, no, it's it's uh it's just the fact that she's remembering it all. Um, and she's uh losing herself. And that's the feeling that you

Tyram: memory.

Ali Leonard: Not on

Christopher Hooper: feel. Um, it and I would say to to what Taylor said, you kind of feel like this like how happy and free you were in that um those

Ali Leonard: watch.

Christopher Hooper: moments, especially early on as you were exploring this like new new body and new identity. you uh for the rest of you. Uh you uh pull

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: into a um it looks to be like um a civic uh community library. Um you see there's a large um parking lot in the middle or uh in the very front. Um it's brutalist in style. uh just concrete. And there's some like matching like square windows out the front. Um, and a door that has just an archway that says uh, "Welcome to Chesapeake Community

Ali Leonard: Let's go, gang. Are we putting the car in the pocket village or

Tyram: How long would that

Christopher Hooper: Library. Uh, uh, probably just a few minutes. probably 10

Ali Leonard: no?

Tyram: take. Do I see the little

Christopher Hooper: minutes.

Tyram: uh mini Volkswagen arriving around at the same

Christopher Hooper: Um, yes, you do. Uh, it looks like it, um, it trump it, uh, actually, let me give a

Tyram: time?

Christopher Hooper: roll. Okay. Uh, you see them? They try to like go off off the parking lot into like behind some trees and uh you suddenly hear shouting and like um and it looks like you're you're just able to catch looks like they um drove into like a swamp like bog uh by accident. Um, and you now see these like little uh frog

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: people like uh climbing out of this out of this uh small

Ali Leonard: Whoops. So, was it on accident? because they're frog

Christopher Hooper: car.

Tyram: Well,

Ali Leonard: people. Does one of us want to stay with the car to protect it

Christopher Hooper: Um, and Scarlet chimes up and says, "I if you're worried about it, I can stay here

Ali Leonard: or Scarlet? Where the f*** did you come from every single

Christopher Hooper: and I'm sorry. I I can stay.

Ali Leonard: f******

Christopher Hooper: I can work on my

Tyram: How about you, Megan? Who's also been here

Justin Hale: It's

Ali Leonard: time? You got to speak up, girl.

Tyram: this whole

Christopher Hooper: research."

Ali Leonard: Gotta speak up, guys. Gotta speak

Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Do you Do you need me to stay with the

Ali Leonard: up.

Christopher Hooper: van? Yeah, I can shoot a a

Tyram: time?

Ali Leonard: Uh, can you shoot gun? I can never

Tyram: No, Scarlet should never use

Justin Hale: Can you throw

Ali Leonard: remember. Okay, great.

Justin Hale: explosive? Oh, yeah. No, no, guns far

Ali Leonard: Just Oh, right. Can you hit with a challe? I don't

Tyram: guns. He's a f****** wizard. Can you use wizard

Justin Hale: away.

Ali Leonard: know. Can you

Christopher Hooper: gun. Yeah. Yeah. Do

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: hurt someone if they try and hurt the car?

Christopher Hooper: you want to use a gun?

Tyram: s***?

Justin Hale: No. Oh, no.

[01:20:00]

Ali Leonard: Great.

Tyram: Never guns. I'm also kind of

Justin Hale: No. You don't. That

Ali Leonard: No. No. Guns are not for

Tyram: down on you using like watches and other time pieces.

Justin Hale: word is not in your

Ali Leonard: you. Don't look at your watch. In fact, give your

Luke Neverisky: No one's

Christopher Hooper: What? Oh, come

Tyram: I hold out my hand for her

Justin Hale: vocabulary. Yeah. Hold on a

Ali Leonard: silence.

Christopher Hooper: on. I need my

Tyram: watch. No, you don't. Give it to

Justin Hale: second.

Ali Leonard: Use the bell

Christopher Hooper: watch.

Justin Hale: I'm gonna I'm gonna scurry into the back of the van and make a bunch of ruckus and then come out with like a large like arms full of like

Tyram: me.

Justin Hale: explosives and just sort of like drop them halfhazardly in front of her and go, "All right, if you if anyone tries to come up and mess with the van, you light one of these, you count three seconds, and you throw it

Ali Leonard: tower.

Tyram: I mean, also, if you're staying with the van anyway, you could just put it in

Justin Hale: at their face. I lip.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah.

Tyram: the pocket village while we're going

Ali Leonard: But then would it take 10 minutes to get it out of the bucket

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Probably

Tyram: in. Probably not,

Justin Hale: That was my work. We need to make a quick escape.

Tyram: right?

Ellis Taylor: Is anyone

Ali Leonard: village illusion?

Ellis Taylor: having disguise magic

Christopher Hooper: I feel like you can take

Ellis Taylor: or Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: care of this if you're really worried about it. I mean, y'all are wasting time just like brainstorming over

Tyram: Okay, Scarlet. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: You know what, Scarlet? You're right. I believe in

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's

Ellis Taylor: Illusions?

Tyram: I mean, it's always a bitter pill to swallow when Scarlet is right about

Christopher Hooper: this.

Tyram: something, but she's right about this. Let's get going,

Ali Leonard: you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No,

Tyram: guys.

Ali Leonard: Scarlet. You're great and I believe in you and

Christopher Hooper: Thanks. I believe in you

Justin Hale: Don't Don't f*** it up. Don't f*** it up,

Ali Leonard: you're All right, let's go,

Christopher Hooper: too.

Tyram: Oh, I would have bet a million dollars that you

Justin Hale: Scarlet. I just walk backwards like

Tyram: had shared the I've been here this whole time with Sam

Justin Hale: this.

Ali Leonard: gang.

Tyram: Rush.

Luke Neverisky: Well,

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.

Tyram: But that one's good,

Justin Hale: Yeah, it's a good

Christopher Hooper: And you, um, you pull there are

Tyram: too.

Christopher Hooper: these double double door glass doors that you open and, uh, walk through and one by one you blink. Um,

Tyram: Well, I want to say like as we're walking in, um I want to put my hand I can't reach her shoulder, but I want to put my hand up on uh on Liliana's hip and be like, "We're here for you, Brendo.

Ali Leonard: And I'm holding Liliana's hand.

Luke Neverisky: Thanks, friendo. Just let's get this

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Ali Leonard: I'm also walking a little bit in

Luke Neverisky: done and get out of

Justin Hale: Do

Ali Leonard: front of Liliana.

Luke Neverisky: here.

Justin Hale: you do you want some

Ali Leonard: Like I'm shorter than her by a lot, but I'm a little bit in

Tyram: I mean, our party is very short on

Ali Leonard: front of her.

Tyram: average. Like literally on an

Justin Hale: emotional?

Ali Leonard: We're very short. And also

Tyram: hour

Ali Leonard: Liliana. Snow White. And where are the

Justin Hale: Would you like some emotional

Ali Leonard: dwarves? How about a Kevin? He can he can backpack onto

Luke Neverisky: Yes. No, thanks. That's very nice of

Tyram: Hey, I'm just going to say like through offering someone his emotional

Luke Neverisky: you.

Tyram: support dynamite is a huge gesture of

Justin Hale: support? Got a

Ali Leonard: you.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, I mean,

Justin Hale: vest and

Luke Neverisky: yes, I would I'll take it. Sure. I don't want to

Tyram: trust.

Justin Hale: everything. Got a It's got a vest on it and everything. You can take it in the stores and no

Luke Neverisky: offend

Tyram: I like the idea

Justin Hale: one gives you any trouble.

Luke Neverisky: obviously.

Tyram: like the best is like uh don't pet me while I'm working or like one of

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Tyram: those

Luke Neverisky: service. All right. I've got the emotional sword.

Ellis Taylor: Sorry, I was doing I was watching Ted. Did he have to Did Liliana do a saving throw and did she use my

Tyram: like

Ellis Taylor: aura of protection with her? The plus three. She has to do another one. Just don't forget because I'm going to

Luke Neverisky: Dynam pretty

Ellis Taylor: be AFK in a minute for bedtime.

Luke Neverisky: low outside of the bounds anyway the first time and then I made a save. But good to know.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: I'll uh Yeah. I keep forgetting

Ellis Taylor: Okay, good. I just don't want you to

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ellis Taylor: get hurt

Christopher Hooper: yeah, it is uh it is the fact that he made the save is why he's getting hurt unfortunately.

Luke Neverisky: this.

Ellis Taylor: anymore.

Tyram: It broke through like a

Ellis Taylor: What?

Tyram: memory barrier and it's f****** him

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay.

Tyram: up.

Christopher Hooper: So, um, you all warp in. Uh,

Ellis Taylor: Oh, you know my tiny mom Pay budget.

Christopher Hooper: I have, um, I've sent you a link to a D and D beyond, uh, map. Yall would like to join that.

Luke Neverisky: You

Christopher Hooper: Let's see. It didn't let

Ali Leonard: It didn't let

Christopher Hooper: you.

Luke Neverisky: okay? Still waiting for my DM to display a scene.

Christopher Hooper: Fine.

Luke Neverisky: There we go. I see

Ali Leonard: Huh? Maybe because I tried to do it different. Give me a

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: second.

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: And so, um, that, uh, community library door, uh, teleported you onto this glowing glyph onto the ground. Uh and uh you um Sue see. Let's see. Oh, cool. Ellis is on, too. Nice. Just waiting on Ellie

Ali Leonard: I can. It'll take a second. I don't have Discord on my computer.

Luke Neverisky: Shade,

Tyram: Okay, all showing up on

Luke Neverisky: shade, shade,

Christopher Hooper: now. She she hasn't joined the her character is here. She hasn't joined the

Tyram: mine.

Luke Neverisky: shade.

Christopher Hooper: um thing.

Tyram: Oh, so it's another one of her outrageous lies.

Justin Hale: to be doing a lot of chain at

Ali Leonard: Well, I don't have Discord on my computer and it won't let me open. I'm trying to link it and I don't know my Discord

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh my

Ali Leonard: password.

Luke Neverisky: We said

Christopher Hooper: god.

Tyram: Is this

Ali Leonard: This is going to take a minute because I have to reset my

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, let's do

Tyram: a good time for a bathroom break then? Not for you, Ally. You have to

Ali Leonard: password. Gosh darn

Tyram: toil while we're gone.

Ali Leonard: it. Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: it. Yeah, come

Ellis Taylor: just did what I was trying to do. All he put it in the in the

Christopher Hooper: it. Nothing

Ali Leonard: apparently. Oh, thank

Ellis Taylor: chat. and the links in the in the Google chat

Ali Leonard: you.

Christopher Hooper: break.

Ellis Taylor: I'm gonna have

Luke Neverisky: out.

Ellis Taylor: to start uh bedtime. So, if someone wants to run me, especially since it looks like we're fighting a s*** ton of

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: shades, go for it.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, hi Joseph. What is Joseph

Justin Hale: He said he said, "Hey, and then he called

Christopher Hooper: playing?

Justin Hale: you." What? What is he

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Justin Hale: playing? I'll give you I'll give you literally one guess. Yes.

Christopher Hooper: Runescape. Do you think he knows there are

Justin Hale: one guest. It's

Christopher Hooper: other there are other

Justin Hale: all uh

Christopher Hooper: games?

Justin Hale: he's aware of them. He refuses to acknowledge their existence

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

[01:31:12]

Justin Hale: though. Here we go. These losers are here, too. Oh, he's done. Never mind.

Christopher Hooper: You ready to give backstory, Luke? You ready to give

Luke Neverisky: What's

Christopher Hooper: backstory,

Luke Neverisky: up? Yeah, f*** yeah. I'm ready.

Christopher Hooper: Luke? So ready for backstory. So ready

Luke Neverisky: So

Christopher Hooper: for Lord

Luke Neverisky: ready. more drop.

Christopher Hooper: Drop. Um, and feel free to uh correct specifics um if I get anything wrong or uh also um if you want to add any other

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: things that as you see them and remember them.

Justin Hale: you want to really commit and like actually

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Justin Hale: shed some real tears, get on that like real full method

Luke Neverisky: totally.

Justin Hale: acting, you know, it's it's it's your scene. You do what you need.

Luke Neverisky: Y I got my emotional support cat right

Justin Hale: I've

Luke Neverisky: here.

Justin Hale: been reading uh Dungeon Crawler Carl while we've been on vacation and it's giving me a lot of ideas for explosives with uh

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: I didn't know that a thing until I heard about their like crazy good

Justin Hale: for Yeah. Um I didn't know about it either, but like all the book

Christopher Hooper: Kickstarter. That's

Justin Hale: people around me started telling us about it and then our local bookstore was like if you like all these books you've got to read Carl. So I finally

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Christopher Hooper: funny.

Justin Hale: gave I've already read the first two

Christopher Hooper: Nice.

Justin Hale: books. He likes to blow stuff up. So uh it's getting uh I'm getting armed with dangerous knowledge to uh to ruin Toker's day.

Christopher Hooper: I'm ready. I'm ready for Brew to really uh embrace it.

Tyram: Hey, I'm looking at my character sheet here and it says I have like I'm missing like some HP. That shouldn't be the case, right? Do I did I just forget to erase something from last time? Because I don't think we fought anything really since we long rested, right?

Christopher Hooper: Um, I I think that's right. Do you know how much HP you're missing? 20. I

Tyram: 20 hit

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: don't think you're missing that much from

Tyram: points. Yeah, I can't like I really don't remember

Justin Hale: Please f***.

Tyram: fighting anything last

Luke Neverisky: okay. No, it was just breakfast and then

Tyram: time.

Luke Neverisky: getting to the place, I think.

Christopher Hooper: anything. Yeah, I don't think

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: so. I think probably you usually keep track of stuff on paper, so I I wouldn't be surprised if uh your your digital is behind. What did I name this

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Oh. Um, was

Christopher Hooper: library?

Luke Neverisky: it

Tyram: You said it a minute ago. I'm trying to remember. It had like a really

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Damn it. What was

Tyram: like Yeah. normal ass name. It was like

Luke Neverisky: normal sounding

Tyram: It was like some dude's last name

Luke Neverisky: name. Start with a C

Christopher Hooper: it? Yeah. Damn it. Uh, we're going we're going to

Tyram: library.

Christopher Hooper: call it Cornwall. Cornwall Community Library.

Luke Neverisky: maybe.

Ali Leonard: I'm here, but I'm eating cereal.

Luke Neverisky: Perfect. We're on triple C.

Tyram: Isn't it just two seasons in a hell?

Luke Neverisky: Syria. Oh, I my brain filled in the blank and went community

Christopher Hooper: I guess it depends on how you spell

Luke Neverisky: college, but no, it's going to be,

Tyram: Whether you spell it correctly or

Luke Neverisky: you know, it's a silent C in some

Christopher Hooper: library.

Luke Neverisky: dialects. Well, here in North

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Carolina, we spell it with a C.

Christopher Hooper: Luke, I'm going to be passing your house uh

Tyram: not.

Luke Neverisky: You

Christopher Hooper: tomorrow. Um sorry, I

Luke Neverisky: are you seen your

Christopher Hooper: will um have a van full of children who will probably be very tired, so we won't be

Luke Neverisky: brother? And you you can

Christopher Hooper: stopping.

Luke Neverisky: keep on rolling. Are you going to uh Clayton?

Christopher Hooper: We're going to Morehead City for a beach vacation. So, we're flying into

Luke Neverisky: Oh, cool. Right

Christopher Hooper: Raleigh. And

Luke Neverisky: on. Oh, very

Christopher Hooper: as we all know, you live in the Raleigh

Luke Neverisky: good. Yep. That is Yeah, I have um a little place. You've been there. As

Christopher Hooper: airport. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: a matter of fact, you know, you've seen my house at the

Christopher Hooper: right next to terminal

Luke Neverisky: airport. That's right.

Christopher Hooper: C. A bit noisy, but lots of

Luke Neverisky: February. Yeah. Yeah. We're getting a Starbucks. Look at

Christopher Hooper: conveniences. All right. All right. Allie's here. I think Justin is actually

Luke Neverisky: that. Oh, yeah.

Christopher Hooper: here. Cool.

Justin Hale: We're putting a C together for

Luke Neverisky: He's

Christopher Hooper: Oh, nice. All right, let's go

Justin Hale: O. I'm assuming this

Luke Neverisky: nice.

Christopher Hooper: ahead and roll

Justin Hale: is there's s***

Tyram: Okay. The front door teleports you to the basement.

Justin Hale: everywhere. Good.

Tyram: Objectively, this is bad design for the library. Just

Christopher Hooper: initiative.

Luke Neverisky: to get lost in

Tyram: saying. You want

Luke Neverisky: here.

Tyram: us to do it in the Discord or the uh the Meet chat or the

Luke Neverisky: Oh.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, D and D chat is

Tyram: D&D chat?

Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay. Good. Because I had a

Christopher Hooper: great. Uh, initiative and I'll

Justin Hale: Sorry. What are we

Christopher Hooper: roll for you. Uh,

Tyram: Okay. Actually, where is the chat on the DPI? I'm

Christopher Hooper: Olivia, I don't think there is one. So, I was a little confused about the

Luke Neverisky: typo. There's a

Christopher Hooper: question. Brute, why did you roll initiative with

Justin Hale: doing?

Luke Neverisky: game.

Christopher Hooper: advantage? Oh, you're always there.

Tyram: sorry. He has the alert

Justin Hale: I always do.

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool, cool,

Tyram: fe. It also lets him uh shift his turn order with someone if

Christopher Hooper: cool.

Tyram: he wants

Christopher Hooper: it. So, 217s. Um, and if you want, you can just you can just tell me or put it on the

Justin Hale: You think that

Christopher Hooper: Discord.

Justin Hale: is

Tyram: Oh, damn

Justin Hale: supposed to be

Christopher Hooper: Stop. Pretty good. All

Justin Hale: publisher.

Christopher Hooper: right. Uh, so what was your initiative? 15. Okay. And El Smith, what was

Tyram: 15.

Christopher Hooper: your initiative?

Luke Neverisky: Look like she got

Christopher Hooper: 10. 10. All right. So,

Ali Leonard: All right. Yeah. 10.

Christopher Hooper: we we're at

Justin Hale: What's All

Ali Leonard: Sorry. Crunch on my

Christopher Hooper: the top of the initiative order with Brew.

Ali Leonard: cereal.

Christopher Hooper: Brew. Uh it looks I see 58 out of

Ali Leonard: Brew. Brew. Uh, it looks

Christopher Hooper: 83 health for you. Is that is that

Justin Hale: right. Oh, no. It's a

Christopher Hooper: right?

Justin Hale: problem. All right. No problem. Let

Luke Neverisky: 10.

Justin Hale: me reset

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Cool. All right.

Justin Hale: it. Okay,

Christopher Hooper: Uh so um you see a room full of shades. Um, and they look like uh they look like patrons of the library. They they haven't yet noticed you um

Justin Hale: reset.

Christopher Hooper: teleporting in. Um, and you see a lot of them in discussion. They're like in uh like reading circles uh currently. Um, a few in the corner. Uh, they seem to be having a book club meeting. Um

Justin Hale: My

Christopher Hooper: there appears to be like um a desk where two of them are um speaking to someone else

Justin Hale: face. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: who's trying to check out a book. And um there's a long line for

Justin Hale: reverse.

Christopher Hooper: that.

[01:41:12]

Justin Hale: Um. Okay. Um. Oh, shoot. It moved. Um. Um. Um um well I guess reactionarily I'm going to uh summon the Eldridge cannon and then I don't I don't want to make any rash moves since they haven't seen us yet.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: Um, maybe I'm gonna I'm gonna cast reduce on Kevin and I'm going to send him up to the ceiling. Uh, I say, uh, Kevin, Kevin, recon, recon maneuver B. And, uh, send him up to the ceiling and like hug the ceiling and try to keep as quiet as possible to, uh, keep tabs on the

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. Um, go ahead

Justin Hale: situation.

Christopher Hooper: and uh place

Tyram: I like how there's nothing Kevin can't hug.

Justin Hale: like here. Um, and then do I have time to to do the mind telephone to the group and say um to can I say

Christopher Hooper: him. Yeah. Yeah. If if that's what you're doing, uh

Justin Hale: anything?

Christopher Hooper: you still have time for

Justin Hale: Okay. Okay. I'll just reach out to everybody in our in our minds so as not to make any noise and say, "I don't think anybody's seen us yet." Uh, be quiet as possible unless you want to jump them.

Christopher Hooper: that.

Luke Neverisky: Um, do I recognize these shades? And that can be on my turn if that's, you know, more

Christopher Hooper: Um, anything else you want to do,

Luke Neverisky: realistic.

Christopher Hooper: Justin? We We'll save that for your turn.

Justin Hale: No, that's that's all my action

Christopher Hooper: Okay. It's at this point um you uh you see Liliana uh four little frog people teleport in uh in the room beside

Justin Hale: comment.

Christopher Hooper: you. Um you asked if you recognized anybody. Um give me a uh give me a wisdom saving throw.

Luke Neverisky: Uh n 9 plus whatever the is it five

Tyram: It's a plus or charisma

Luke Neverisky: with Olivia's thing I think or

Tyram: mod, which I think is

Luke Neverisky: three. Okay. So that is a 12. Thank

Christopher Hooper: Oh, okay. Um, you

Luke Neverisky: you.

Christopher Hooper: uh no, you don't really you don't you think you you think you

Tyram: three.

Christopher Hooper: might remember some of these people like as your maybe your neighbors or something growing up. Um, they look like ordinary people except that they look like kind of ghosts now. Um

Luke Neverisky: It's

Christopher Hooper: you yeah you've never been to this library uh this

Luke Neverisky: still

Christopher Hooper: library entrance

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, in that case, what I want to do is I want I would

Christopher Hooper: before.

Luke Neverisky: like to I think this is within bounds of the spell. And if not, oh, okay. Actually, yeah, I can do this. Okay. Um, I want to cast on the frog people. I want to cast minor illusion of a um uh somebody really loudly like sneezing right on them. Um and see if that draws any

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Um you see uh one of the clerks here um at the table. She

Luke Neverisky: attention.

Christopher Hooper: she uh phases through some of these barrels here and she says, "Shh, this is a library." And um the uh the shades around them um attack uh one of these um these frog

Justin Hale: Yeah, two minutes

Christopher Hooper: people. And they crit, of

Justin Hale: ago.

Luke Neverisky: What? Hell

Christopher Hooper: course. Oh my god. Um, all right. Uh,

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: interesting. Um, and you hear uh, no, no, get away. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. And they, um, devour this red frog. uh dead. Rip it apart and rip its soul from its body. Um and uh the other frogs are like, "Oh s***. Oh s***. Blade is dead. Blade is dead." Um Silus.

Luke Neverisky: Well, all right then.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, anything

Luke Neverisky: Uh uh just saying to the group that Okay,

Christopher Hooper: else?

Luke Neverisky: these are definitely hostile shades. Um as that was pretty gruesome. So, let's be quiet,

Tyram: I'm going to think at uh the

Luke Neverisky: y'all.

Tyram: group. That is an excellent idea. Um I want to look up at the ceiling real quick. Um, is is there any like uh like anything hanging from the ceiling? Any light pictures or

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yeah. You look

Tyram: anything that I could theoretically could like try to hide behind if I got up

Christopher Hooper: up and you see uh Trevor and Tre or Kevin and Kevin sees you and he waves, "Hi, Silus." Um and heles of a finger. Uh, go ahead and give me an investigation

Tyram: there? Okay. Oop.

Justin Hale: Come

Christopher Hooper: check. Seven.

Tyram: F7. No way.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh, no. You see stuff

Tyram: It could be

Christopher Hooper: on the ceiling. It looks like it would totally hide exactly where where you want to be. Um, if you skitter up, it looks like uh there's a really nice chandelier um over the

Tyram: perception. Okay. I want a

Justin Hale: on.

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Tyram: Misty step up to the ceiling and I guess try to hide

Christopher Hooper: atrium. Okay,

Tyram: behind the light

Christopher Hooper: cool. Um, as you uh get to the light fixture, it starts flickering. Um and at that uh you see um so

Tyram: fixture.

Christopher Hooper: that's basically in the the center here and

Justin Hale: Hey.

Christopher Hooper: you see that this whole book book club kind of looks up at the light fixture and is drawn to it. You want to go ahead and give me that uh give me a stealth

Tyram: Okay, I could still pull this out.

Christopher Hooper: pearl.

Tyram: Uh 24. Do you want me to make that

Justin Hale: Jesus.

Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, you're going to need a 25 uh to not get attacked this

Tyram: better? Oh, okay. Well, I I can't do

Justin Hale: Jesus.

Christopher Hooper: turn. Okay. Yeah, with any addition. Okay,

Tyram: worse than that by adding a psychic. Well, let's see how high it

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: gotcha.

Tyram: gets here. Um, I get it up to

Christopher Hooper: Okay, great. um you you uh hear them and it's like very much like you timing like

Tyram: 29.

Christopher Hooper: as they're like looking you like skitter around one side and

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: matching mirroring the other side and uh you hear one of them say, "Oh, the

Luke Neverisky: All

Christopher Hooper: book club is disturbed now. Now we must return to our study. No more playtime. And um now uh enough of the shades have woken up. Um I need you all to give me a wisdom saving

Ellis Taylor: Don't forget plus three. And I'm on my way. Keith just got

Christopher Hooper: throw.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Ellis Taylor: home. If

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. No

Ellis Taylor: someone can roll through for me though, my hands are full and I'm not near my

Christopher Hooper: problem.

Ali Leonard: My hands are full and I

Ellis Taylor: iPad.

Christopher Hooper: All right. So, we are looking for um we are looking for a DC14

Ali Leonard: don't

Christopher Hooper: here. So, I have a failure from

Justin Hale: Okay. Do as fast

Christopher Hooper: Olivia

Ali Leonard: Look at

Christopher Hooper: 22. Okay. So, Liliana saved

Luke Neverisky: So

Christopher Hooper: Brew. Uh, your flash of geniusing that would be what?

Justin Hale: as uh plus four plus uh is it three from

Ali Leonard: 22.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, oh, nice. Okay. For 15.

Justin Hale: Olivia?

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Christopher Hooper: Okay. And, uh, Olivia had rolled a three. Um, plus three for 13. Um, so she's going to fail. What about you,

Tyram: Adrian.

Ali Leonard: Can

Christopher Hooper: Silus? Uh, a wisdom

Ali Leonard: I flash of genius Olivia?

Ellis Taylor: failing that or I can spend a lucky

Christopher Hooper: saving. Um, yeah, up to you,

Justin Hale: What?

Ali Leonard: I'll flash a genius. That's a

Christopher Hooper: Elsa. Okay. And that'll boost her up. Cool.

Ali Leonard: plus

Ellis Taylor: point.

Christopher Hooper: Um, and you feel that all of a sudden this like latent heaviness uh just starts like invading your minds. Um, you start hearing whisperings of of studying and betterment and it's it's nauseating, but you're able to say it stave it off.

Ali Leonard: four. GH

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: self-improvement. Not in the Taco Cat

Christopher Hooper: uh, uh, Silus. Um, all right. You used your movement, you used your action.

Tyram: crew. Well, I bonus action

Christopher Hooper: Uh, we go. Okay. Wanted to make

Tyram: to teleport. I action to stealth.

Justin Hale: What?

Christopher Hooper: sure. Okay.

Tyram: So, theoretically, I could still move, but I think I'll probably just stay where I am if

Ali Leonard: books.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, I think you're you use quite a bit of

Tyram: it didn't seem like they noticed

Christopher Hooper: movement to climb like up the wall to the ceiling through the ceiling and then

Tyram: me. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: up there. Oh, you teleported. Sorry. Yeah. So, you do have movement,

Tyram: I teleported to the

Christopher Hooper: but yeah.

Tyram: ceiling. I'll just I'll just sit on

Christopher Hooper: Um, Olivia is on. Uh, if

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: someone wants to run her, you can. Um it does seem like we're in a little bit of like a stasis um avoiding

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: uh breaking the seal um if if you want to pass your turn

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I didn't

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Uh, you can

Christopher Hooper: otherwise. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: I I need a little bit of a catch up because

Christopher Hooper: So, um

Luke Neverisky: We're

Ellis Taylor: I So, we're being attacked by

Christopher Hooper: kind of you're

Tyram: All right. The second we

Justin Hale: See?

Ali Leonard: know.

Luke Neverisky: being

Ellis Taylor: shades.

Christopher Hooper: being

Tyram: stepped through the library door, we got teleported to this horrible shade

Luke Neverisky: investigated.

Tyram: basement. I teleported up to the ceiling and apparently they noticed me. I was able to stealth my way through. Um, apparently all the shades are ghosts of people that Liliana used to know and uh, one of them frog f****** uh, came into the

Ellis Taylor: Uhoh.

Tyram: library and the shades ripped him

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yep. So, there's that.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. What did he do for them to rip

Tyram: apart. I think he just like they noticed him and they just descended

Ellis Taylor: him

Tyram: upon him as far as I can

Luke Neverisky: I cast illusion on them to

Ellis Taylor: apart? But

Luke Neverisky: make a noise. Wish through the

Ellis Taylor: they Okay. So,

Justin Hale: Yeah. Hey.

Luke Neverisky: attention.

Ellis Taylor: he made a noise and they like freaked out on

Luke Neverisky: Mhm. I guess so. They got shushed and

Ellis Taylor: him.

Luke Neverisky: then

Ellis Taylor: So,

Christopher Hooper: Not yet. Not

Tyram: tell.

Luke Neverisky: eaten.

Ellis Taylor: have they noticed all of us or have they

Ali Leonard: No. And Stylus is hiding on the ceiling with

Ellis Taylor: not? No. Uhhuh.

Ali Leonard: Kevin.

Ellis Taylor: Uh, okay. So, I should not start

Christopher Hooper: yet.

Ellis Taylor: smashing.

Justin Hale: Almost.

Ellis Taylor: Um, look at my spells real quick. kind of just want to do nothing other than like I'm not

Tyram: How was

Ellis Taylor: going to be able to sneak and hide. That's not in my

Tyram: that,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, the

Ellis Taylor: repertoire. I can

Justin Hale: What's the

Ali Leonard: Cooper clan are not

Ellis Taylor: try. We not

Tyram: dude?

Justin Hale: number?

Ali Leonard: sneaky.

Ellis Taylor: sneaky. Uh let me go back to the map. Oops. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to move the sea. I was trying to How far can I I guess there's nowhere to really Misty step. It's not like there's a column to missy step behind and they can look

Justin Hale: Reset

Ellis Taylor: everywhere. I don't know. I'm just going

Justin Hale: variance.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, that's

Ellis Taylor: to chill out next to elves and like duck down and hope they don't see

Christopher Hooper: And if you wanted to, if if you want to just

Ellis Taylor: us.

Christopher Hooper: uh hold, you could hold an action if you wanted to. Okay. Yeah. Kind of

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I'll do that. I had to describe my action is or I'll just

Christopher Hooper: just Yeah, you you have

Luke Neverisky: good.

Ellis Taylor: decide in the moment. Hunker down and ready to start smashing them if they attack one of

Christopher Hooper: to Okay, I think it's fun enough. Um, at this point, uh, this year, speaking of which,

Ellis Taylor: us.

Christopher Hooper: um, you killed Blade. Um he starts attacking um shades and

Justin Hale: How should you do it?

Christopher Hooper: uh all right and attack. He

Ali Leonard: Damn. Well, I guess we can see how this

Ellis Taylor: Whoa. Is there a way to

Christopher Hooper: does. And you see

Ellis Taylor: roll my stuff in

Christopher Hooper: that with a he

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: here?

Christopher Hooper: like sprays this like acid um all over

Ali Leonard: goes.

Christopher Hooper: these shades and it uh dissolves three of them immediately.

Luke Neverisky: triple kill. All right, it's

Ellis Taylor: Oh, well, duly noted. They seem pretty

Tyram: Yeah, but there's like a million of

Christopher Hooper: Um um and then you see some other people

Tyram: them.

Justin Hale: message. That's an

Luke Neverisky: here.

Ellis Taylor: easy.

Christopher Hooper: show

Justin Hale: interesting

Ali Leonard: H. Oh.

Christopher Hooper: up. Uh it's your it's your

Tyram: Don't care for

Christopher Hooper: cowboy friends.

Ali Leonard: H. Oh, okay.

Luke Neverisky: Hi

Christopher Hooper: Um, hi Paul.

Ali Leonard: Great.

Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. And Elizabeth, it's your

Tyram: that.

Ali Leonard: Okay, I I know we have psychic connection going. So, I

Luke Neverisky: Paul.

Ali Leonard: look at Liliana and I squeeze her hand and

Justin Hale: Oh,

Ali Leonard: I cast warding bond on

Christopher Hooper: turn. Okay.

Justin Hale: wow.

Ali Leonard: her. Okay, so you have plus one to AC and plus one to saving throws and you have resistance to all

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: damage. And

Luke Neverisky: Wow.

Ali Leonard: then I in my in my mind I want to do hand signals, but I'm like, right, we have psychic fun. So I'm like, "Guys, do we want to try and sneak like towards the door over here that I can see to the

Luke Neverisky: I'm the Oh,

Justin Hale: I'm getting

Ali Leonard: left?" Can we all missy step? We can. We can

Ellis Taylor: Can we all misty

Justin Hale: back.

Ali Leonard: missy step. Hell yeah. I'll just miss my step to the door and

Ellis Taylor: step? I'll just miss you step to the door and

Ali Leonard: go. Yeah, because we can't missy step to a place we've never seen. Right. That's not

Ellis Taylor: go.

Christopher Hooper: That's

Tyram: Not just a place you've never seen, a place that you don't

Ali Leonard: a thing. So we can That's just a place you've never seen. a place that you

Tyram: currently see. You have to have lot of sides. Misty

Ali Leonard: don't currently speak. Okay. Oh, right.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Um, so then I'm like thinking everybody I'm like I'm gonna

Luke Neverisky: what?

Christopher Hooper: right.

Tyram: stuff.

Ali Leonard: misty step to that door if that's cool with you guys.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah,

Tyram: I want to thank you.

Ali Leonard: So I want to thank you.

Ellis Taylor: just book

Tyram: Um, teleporting doesn't seem to

Ali Leonard: Um, teleporting doesn't seem to help. They hear you when you

Tyram: help. They seem to notice me when I

Ali Leonard: teleport. They seem to notice me when I

Tyram: teleported. If it wasn't for my top gear stealth skills, they probably would have killed

Ali Leonard: teleported. If it wasn't for my

Ellis Taylor: it.

Tyram: me.

Luke Neverisky: So heat.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I was more just trying to get out the door before they start attacking

Christopher Hooper: Well, well,

Tyram: I'm just saying teleportation isn't really a factor

Ali Leonard: cop. So, should I

Christopher Hooper: Silus. So, Silus, one

Justin Hale: Don't need

Ali Leonard: sneak? Should I sneak

Christopher Hooper: clarification. When you teleported, you caused the light to flicker. And you think that's probably what drew

Ali Leonard: instead? Okay. So, I'll miss my

Ellis Taylor: us.

Tyram: here.

Ali Leonard: step. I'm going to miss my step to this to I guess the store that I can

Christopher Hooper: them. Okay, cool. You're at

Justin Hale: I'm And

Christopher Hooper: the door. Um, that's a bonus action. You got

Luke Neverisky: Great.

Christopher Hooper: a move in and an action.

Ali Leonard: see. My action was uh warding bond on the

Luke Neverisky: All

Christopher Hooper: All right, cool. Cool stuff. Um, all right.

Ali Leonard: on

Christopher Hooper: Um, at this point, you hear uh the

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: other uh clerk at the desk say, "This is far too many people for the library. You

Justin Hale: somebody

Christopher Hooper: must leave at once or go to study areas." And and at this point, I need you all to make another wisdom saving

Ali Leonard: I'm so wise. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Uh the same DC

Christopher Hooper: throw.

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Justin Hale: I don't I don't think

Luke Neverisky: 14 made

Tyram: burn

Justin Hale: I can like

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: Yep. All

Tyram: inspiration. Oh my god.

Ellis Taylor: Don't forget me. The

Justin Hale: this. What do we have to

Luke Neverisky: It's

Tyram: Okay, I

Justin Hale: beat? Oh my

Ali Leonard: 17.

Ellis Taylor: three. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: right. So

Tyram: failed.

Ellis Taylor: wow. I

Christopher Hooper: failed

Ellis Taylor: got 20. No, wait. 15 + 3

Christopher Hooper: brew. Okay. You need to be a

Justin Hale: god.

Luke Neverisky: okay.

Christopher Hooper: 14. I think

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Good job. You doubled

Ellis Taylor: 28. Yeah. Oh, I'm like

Christopher Hooper: you're good. I think you're good. How about you,

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: super wise.

Christopher Hooper: bro? All

[02:01:12]

Justin Hale: I can't get there. I

Christopher Hooper: right. Um, you uh you can choose between taking a negative one to your charisma or your

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Justin Hale: failed. Oh, it's an

Christopher Hooper: intelligence.

Justin Hale: easy choice. Is

Ellis Taylor: I was

Christopher Hooper: Great.

Ali Leonard: It's not for forever, is

Ellis Taylor: thinking

Christopher Hooper: We'll see. Depends on

Ellis Taylor: this. I don't

Christopher Hooper: how long you spend in this library, I

Ali Leonard: it? Guys, we got to get out of this

Ellis Taylor: know. Trauma lasts a

Justin Hale: it score? There we

Ali Leonard: library.

Luke Neverisky: Bruce getting less charismatic by

Tyram: And

Justin Hale: go. Have to like save

Luke Neverisky: the second.

Ellis Taylor: while.

Tyram: Silus is getting

Justin Hale: it.

Christopher Hooper: guess. Got

Ali Leonard: So, what's the difference?

Ellis Taylor: They we see no

Christopher Hooper: him.

Tyram: dumber. Wow. Uh uncalled for, but

Ali Leonard: Tab. Dab. Dab. Dab.

Christopher Hooper: And

Tyram: okay.

Justin Hale: Um, I can't seem to

Christopher Hooper: um once one of those is below 10, let me

Justin Hale: change

Ali Leonard: Dab.

Tyram: Mine started below 10. Does that make a

Luke Neverisky: Y got it.

Ellis Taylor: difference.

Christopher Hooper: know. Um yeah.

Justin Hale: the

Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, I'll keep that in mind. Thank you, Silus. All right. Um, one of the one of the cow

Tyram: difference?

Christopher Hooper: people um says, "Oh, what

Ellis Taylor: Uhoh.

Christopher Hooper: the hell?" And uh all the people in line say,

Luke Neverisky: What?

Christopher Hooper: "Shh." And um

Justin Hale: What

Christopher Hooper: they um converge on

Justin Hale: the

Christopher Hooper: them.

Ali Leonard: Do we see cameras in

Christopher Hooper: Uh uh give me a perception

Ali Leonard: here? Not very perceptive. Oh, well.

Christopher Hooper: check. Pretty

Ellis Taylor: Go

Christopher Hooper: good. You

Ali Leonard: 19. I know what a camera looks

Christopher Hooper: know what a camera looks like.

Ali Leonard: like. I'm

Ellis Taylor: ahead. I'm familiar with

Justin Hale: I'm familiar with shoving those

Ali Leonard: familiar with cameras. I have

Ellis Taylor: cameras.

Christopher Hooper: Got

Justin Hale: cameras out of my

Ali Leonard: double. That's

Luke Neverisky: Great.

Christopher Hooper: it. Um, okay. They uh they start whailing on

Ali Leonard: right.

Ellis Taylor: Paul. Paul's not my

Christopher Hooper: Paul.

Ali Leonard: Paul. Okay. Okay. Well, f*** you,

Ellis Taylor: friend.

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Tyram: No,

Justin Hale: Peace.

Ali Leonard: Paul. No way.

Ellis Taylor: Uh oh, it is Paul. No, Paul is my friend.

Christopher Hooper: Paul is your friend.

Tyram: he's not. No, we don't have friends on the other

Justin Hale: Damn. Oh my god.

Ellis Taylor: s***. I had to check

Tyram: teams.

Ali Leonard: Paul workplace proximity

Luke Neverisky: There we

Ellis Taylor: my You're not my

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: He's an acquaintance at

Ellis Taylor: buddy. my inner workout

Christopher Hooper: else now that you have some

Justin Hale: All

Ellis Taylor: buddy. I must serve and protect

Christopher Hooper: distance, you can see beside Brew there's this little

Ali Leonard: associate.

Christopher Hooper: like spidery arachnne looking drone thing that's on the wall.

Ali Leonard: H.

Luke Neverisky: go.

Christopher Hooper: And with that, we

Tyram: best.

Justin Hale: right, what?

Ellis Taylor: Taylor. Pocket it for

Christopher Hooper: go to another uh cow

Ellis Taylor: later.

Christopher Hooper: person. They're cow

Ali Leonard: Okay. Have arm. What's that

Justin Hale: Oh s***, I forgot I have

Ali Leonard: from?

Justin Hale: luck because I'm technically a halfling on

Christopher Hooper: people.

Ellis Taylor: Huh? Could you not build a Does Indian beyond not let

Justin Hale: paper. Not with the rule

Ellis Taylor: you do

Christopher Hooper: Uh

Ellis Taylor: goblins?

Christopher Hooper: she she tries to punch a shade and uh it just seems to go right through. Um all right, Brew, speaking of which, you're

Ellis Taylor: Uh

Christopher Hooper: up.

Justin Hale: set. Yeah, me. This guy over here. Um, can I think Q. Do we Do we care about the well-being of the other team? I don't remember what the team's thing is. Or I guess I don't know what the team's thing

Ellis Taylor: We're all racing them to some sort of cursed artifact and whoever wins gets

Tyram: Yeah, we are

Ellis Taylor: to go into the city with all our magic

Tyram: directly in competition with them. We do need to beat

Justin Hale: is.

Ali Leonard: They

Ellis Taylor: s***. But we also need

Tyram: them.

Justin Hale: Okay. So, we don't we don't care if we hurt

Ellis Taylor: to make good

Justin Hale: them. Is that what I'm

Ali Leonard: don't I wouldn't kill them, but that's

Ellis Taylor: TV. Uh yeah, we have to be good but not too good is what we were

Ali Leonard: that's Yeah. So if you want a triple, you're doing

Ellis Taylor: instructed to do.

Justin Hale: hearing? Um, are we uh No. How how tall is the

Christopher Hooper: Uh the room is about

Justin Hale: room?

Ellis Taylor: Like that's a great question.

Christopher Hooper: uh 9 ft high

Ellis Taylor: Oh, this is

Christopher Hooper: ceilings.

Justin Hale: Yeah, that cuts down a lot of the things that I can cast here.

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: Unless I cast it on the other side. Okay, that's 10 feet. I'm going to say I'm gonna assume each one of these squares is five

Ellis Taylor: little

Justin Hale: feet. Is that fair assumption? Okay, where am I? I'm gonna do I care about the

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. You could kill a bunch if you just threw

Justin Hale: frogs,

Christopher Hooper: something at Silus.

Tyram: Are they on the ceiling with me or are they on the

Justin Hale: man. Feel like for the

Christopher Hooper: They're on the ceiling with

Tyram: ground? Damn

Justin Hale: frogs is good

Tyram: it. The

Justin Hale: TV. Wait, who's on the ceiling with you?

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: you. The the six shades, seven shades that are surrounding

Tyram: shades.

Justin Hale: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: Silus. Not

Justin Hale: shoot. Well, that's even worse. Well, that's even worse.

Ellis Taylor: Wait, do they see

Christopher Hooper: yet.

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ellis Taylor: Silus All

Justin Hale: Anyways, wait. Are all of the shades on the ceiling or just those

Christopher Hooper: No, just the s. So, Silus uh teleported to a chandelier, a light, triggered the light, and they flew up to the light to check it out what was going on. Those those seven shades. The

Justin Hale: ones? Oh, it flew up. I didn't look. I

Ellis Taylor: right.

Christopher Hooper: rest the rest are on the ground around their other um things

Justin Hale: see.

Ellis Taylor: Oh.

Christopher Hooper: that they're checking out.

Justin Hale: Do I know if Silus is good with

Christopher Hooper: I think you assume he's good enough, don't

Luke Neverisky: It's

Justin Hale: Constitution?

Christopher Hooper: you?

Tyram: Kevin's

Justin Hale: But Kevin's not above the shades, is

Tyram: right next to me. If that makes any difference to what you're

Justin Hale: he? Damn it.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Tyram: planning.

Justin Hale: So, he's surrounded. f***. Okay. Okay. Um, let's try. And then the the physical

Ellis Taylor: Where's my

Justin Hale: spell went through them is what I heard.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Justin Hale: Right. It did leave. Okay. I'm I'm just going to do a little exploratory mission here. They Oh, wait. Sorry.

Christopher Hooper: That's

Justin Hale: They don't know we're here yet still,

Ellis Taylor: pencil?

Justin Hale: right? s***. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: right.

Justin Hale: I'm going to walk my cannon. Is that what the drone? That's not what

Christopher Hooper: There. No.

Justin Hale: the drone is. Do I have

Christopher Hooper: Nope.

Justin Hale: a I don't have a cannon guy, do

Christopher Hooper: You can

Justin Hale: I? Tell me how far my hand can move. 15 ft. Okay, it's perfect. Okay, I'm going to

Christopher Hooper: get

Justin Hale: move cannon guy 5 10 f somewhere

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: right here. Maybe here. No, that's too close to Olivia. I want to move him far enough away that we are not obviously detected by it. That's good. And then I'm going to force ballista the shade closest to it by the I think those are the

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: frogs. Does

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: that force do anything

Christopher Hooper: Uh, can you give

Justin Hale: to the

Christopher Hooper: me do you do an attack roll

Justin Hale: shade? Oh yeah. Yeah. Uh will be plus

Christopher Hooper: or

Justin Hale: four five. So

Christopher Hooper: All right, roll

Justin Hale: 19 made a huge go away. Now 28

Christopher Hooper: damage.

Justin Hale: for six by

Christopher Hooper: Uh, six. Um the shade in front of it

Justin Hale: one.

Christopher Hooper: uh dissipates into the ether. Neither says thanks cannon guy. What did

Justin Hale: and

Christopher Hooper: you say? Just no. It's

Justin Hale: it doesn't it doesn't like reform or anything but like it's gone gone. Okay. Um, I'm going to yell at Kevin or I think to

Christopher Hooper: gone.

[02:11:12]

Justin Hale: Kevin. Um, Kevin, Kevin, firecrackers. Uh, firecracker maneuver C. Uh, so he's going to throw some firecrackers

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Justin Hale: down at the shades by the the other group, the

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Justin Hale: Kish and Paul and but on the on the shades like on the other side of the shade so they're not like in the blast

Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Okay, cool. Is there is there a um is that a a damage that you can

Justin Hale: radius.

Christopher Hooper: roll? Okay. It's a It's

Justin Hale: Nope.

Christopher Hooper: so mostly like a distraction

Justin Hale: That's kind of flavor of for you distraction. And I'm wondering if like the the blast from it itself will do

Christopher Hooper: effect. Um you you toss some fireworks

Justin Hale: anything to the

Christopher Hooper: there uh in the shade. Say, "Sh, I'm tired of all this ruckus. We're trying to read." Um cool. And anything else for your turn, bro? Okay. Uh, you

Justin Hale: shades. No.

Christopher Hooper: don't want to move,

Justin Hale: I don't think so. I don't want to give up my

Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. All right. Great. Um, okay. Cool. Uh, and with that, uh, you hear stop making all this ruckus. And, uh, I need you all to make a wisdom saving throw. Another

Justin Hale: position. Do it

Christopher Hooper: one.

Justin Hale: again.

Christopher Hooper: It's a good roll.

Luke Neverisky: Nice. Take

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's not a good roll

Justin Hale: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: again. Oh,

Justin Hale: god. Again. And I can't I can't beat it. It's the same exact

Ellis Taylor: Ah,

Justin Hale: draw. Oh, wait. Look, look, look, look. I'm gonna reload

Luke Neverisky: those. Oh

Christopher Hooper: wow. Another four,

Justin Hale: it. Oh, good. It

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Ellis Taylor: 25. You guys are really making me want to burn it.

Christopher Hooper: please. Yes.

Justin Hale: works.

Christopher Hooper: Oh, Silus, what about

Ellis Taylor: No.

Christopher Hooper: you? Oh, 14. All right. And uh Elizabeth, do we had have a roll for you? 15. Okay,

Tyram: 14. Uh

Justin Hale: Cool.

Ali Leonard: 15.

Christopher Hooper: cool. All right. So, uh Brew is the only one that failed. Um uh go ahead

Tyram: 15.

Christopher Hooper: and choose uh charisma or intelligence to to reduce by one. And what's your charisma

Justin Hale: being charisma that does me. So that'll put me down to 10. Oh my goodness. I'm having to like mentally keep up with it because DND won't let me save the

Christopher Hooper: now? Oh,

Justin Hale: override dnd beyond. Yeah. Like I click on charisma and then override score down. But then

Christopher Hooper: really?

Justin Hale: like if I click out of it, it doesn't actually update

Luke Neverisky: I have to

Ellis Taylor: Whoa. Why did that

Luke Neverisky: like customize it, change it to whatever value and

Christopher Hooper: I

Justin Hale: anything.

Luke Neverisky: then click in the dialogue box itself and then click out of it. I don't know if

Christopher Hooper: was able to apply the agative -2 modifier to

Luke Neverisky: that

Christopher Hooper: it. So I think that that's

Luke Neverisky: helps.

Ellis Taylor: Whoa.

Christopher Hooper: working.

Justin Hale: Um, okay. Like other

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I I used other modifier. Does that show for

Justin Hale: modifier. Yeah. Um, I don't have like a button or anything for

Christopher Hooper: you?

Justin Hale: it.

Luke Neverisky: You just click out of it basically in the same

Justin Hale: Hey, there it goes. That's what I was doing earlier, but it

Luke Neverisky: sidebar, but

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Justin Hale: wasn't doesn't seem to do anything. Oh, well, that

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. All right. So,

Justin Hale: works. Perfect. Thank

Christopher Hooper: um, now Needler, uh, is gonna try to kill some some

Justin Hale: you.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: shades.

Luke Neverisky: No.

Christopher Hooper: Um, puff of poison and uh the their final shade gone. Um, say Blade, Blade, speak to me. Speak to me. I'll say you're gone. Um, Slink is going to um go to

Justin Hale: There you

Luke Neverisky: All

Christopher Hooper: blade. Um, try to do some uh some

Justin Hale: go.

Ellis Taylor: No

Christopher Hooper: CPR. Nothing. No. Blade. Blade. Uh well,

Luke Neverisky: right.

Ellis Taylor: buddy.

Luke Neverisky: Um, let's see. I'm guessing if I wanted to try to go past these guys, it's probably a a stealth

Christopher Hooper: Europe.

Luke Neverisky: role. I'm guessing like what is it feasible given the a

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Uh yes, cuz they are currently

Luke Neverisky: good enough

Christopher Hooper: like up on the ceiling like looking at a light.

Luke Neverisky: role?

Christopher Hooper: So, it's a it's a difficult stealth roll, but um I'm going to say DC20

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Okay. Let's put the um instead what to do is um I'm going to

Christopher Hooper: here. And you want to give me a an insight real

Justin Hale: Turn it

Luke Neverisky: cast.

Christopher Hooper: quick?

Luke Neverisky: Sure. Uh

Christopher Hooper: Uh, you

Justin Hale: straight.

Luke Neverisky: that is a

Christopher Hooper: notice like as you're about to do something, you hear a little clicking and you can see that the drone's camera is like zeroing in on you, like trying to frame as you're, you know, hoping to capture something.

Luke Neverisky: 21. Interesting. Okay. Um well then let's

Justin Hale: Jesus.

Luke Neverisky: do this. I'm going to upcast um I'm upcast intellect for intellect fortress and put it on brew and I think silence you got hit also. Um, so you guys now advantage on um,

Justin Hale: Stop.

Luke Neverisky: intelligence, wisdom, charisma saves, and resistance to psychic

Christopher Hooper: Oh,

Tyram: Oh, man.

Luke Neverisky: damage. Um, all right. And then, um, I'm going to

Ellis Taylor: Nice.

Luke Neverisky: stay right where I am. And then as a bonus action, I'm

Christopher Hooper: nice.

Justin Hale: Sweet.

Luke Neverisky: give um Olivia the

Christopher Hooper: The

Luke Neverisky: juice. You got bar

Ellis Taylor: I get I got B

Luke Neverisky: juice

Ellis Taylor: juice. What is it again? Six. I did

Justin Hale: on the couch. I want

Ellis Taylor: 10. Oh, it's so

Christopher Hooper: juice. Um, so, um, cast net spells are

Ellis Taylor: fancy. Put it one out so I don't

Christopher Hooper: verbal. Um, go ahead and just give me a stealth check as you're as you're doing

Ellis Taylor: forget.

Christopher Hooper: all

Justin Hale: to

Luke Neverisky: 10. Sure. Uh

Christopher Hooper: that. Okay. Uh you're you make a little bit of noise, but it seems like there's enough commotion going on that they're not quite uh noting

Luke Neverisky: 15.

Christopher Hooper: you.

Luke Neverisky: Cool. All right. Um that's it for

Christopher Hooper: Uh all right. Um

Luke Neverisky: me.

Christopher Hooper: uh Jesse.

Justin Hale: That's the

Christopher Hooper: Um um what is Jesse going to

Justin Hale: next

Christopher Hooper: do? Um yeah, Jesse um Jesse's gonna try to

Justin Hale: This

Christopher Hooper: uh attack with her she she drops back into this corner and fires off uh a shot um

Justin Hale: is Okay.

Christopher Hooper: um with her bow and um fires

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: off two uh bow shots and um the rest of the shades around them just dissipate. Um the

Luke Neverisky: All right,

Christopher Hooper: arrows uh are this like purplish psychic uh

Luke Neverisky: Jesse.

Christopher Hooper: arrows um striking the shades um and they just spit uh and it looks like um both those teams are shade free and silus you're up.

Justin Hale: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: You are surrounded by shades. You are not detected yet. Uhhuh.

Ellis Taylor: Hey, Toeer. I don't see me in initiative

Christopher Hooper: Oh, whoops. I deleted the wrong

Justin Hale: And

Ellis Taylor: anymore. Unless I just

Luke Neverisky: Oh no.

[02:21:12]

Ellis Taylor: can't I don't know where I am. I just was like, I haven't gone in a while. I was trying to see where I was

Christopher Hooper: one. Yeah, sorry. There were there

Ellis Taylor: and I can't find me. Oh, wait. Wait. It gave me

Christopher Hooper: were two of you. Um, and so I

Tyram: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: another

Christopher Hooper: uh I deleted the wrong one, I think. Here.

Justin Hale: that's

Ellis Taylor: arrow.

Christopher Hooper: And uh let me add you back with the right

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: initiative. Sorry.

Tyram: Okay,

Ellis Taylor: Cool. That's

Tyram: so I noticed that uh her little psychic arrows

Christopher Hooper: Yes.

Justin Hale: I don't

Tyram: worked.

Ellis Taylor: okay.

Tyram: Okay, I guess I'll try to be a little bit bold

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: here. Um, I'm going to try to stab uh the one uh

Justin Hale: remember.

Tyram: between um me and

Justin Hale: Don't

Tyram: uh there like one of the ones that's like right next to me to my left

Justin Hale: mouse

Christopher Hooper: Sorry. Okay.

Tyram: there. You say they don't see me, right? So, do I have advantage? All right.

Justin Hale: me. Back in the tracks,

Tyram: uh 20 something to

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Edit.

Tyram: hit. I'm going to use a cunning strike. I'm going to reduce my

Justin Hale: please.

Tyram: um my dam my sneak attack damage by one die in order to give myself disengage as part of the attack. Let me make sure that I'm remembering that I'm actually reducing it by just one. I'm pretty sure that's correct. I just want to make

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: sure son of a

Justin Hale: Another upside

Tyram: b****. Um, this is

Justin Hale: down.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, cost

Tyram: the same uh players handbook uh that we use at the school. So like um they've added a lot of bookmarks that are confusing my bookmarks. Um okay, there it is. Sorry. Um, yeah. So, immediately after the attack, you can move up

Christopher Hooper: 1d6.

Tyram: to half your speed without provoking opportunity attacks. All right. So, I'm doing that and

Christopher Hooper: Yep.

Tyram: I'm I'm stabbing this guy and I'm doing um normally

Justin Hale: Please.

Tyram: I would do uh 66. I'll just do 5d6 instead. Okay. So that's six plus another seven is 13

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: plus my deck mod is 18

Christopher Hooper: 18. Uh you actually uh how do you destroy the three of these shades in front of

Tyram: damage. Okay. So, I guess I um

Justin Hale: That's

Tyram: I um kind of uh swoop I put one arm on the

Justin Hale: just

Christopher Hooper: you?

Tyram: um the chain holding the chandelier to the ceiling and I'll like kind of swing myself in an arc at them with a dagger uh pointed out towards them and kind of like just swipe through three of them at

Christopher Hooper: Um, great. Fantastic.

Tyram: once.

Justin Hale: She's up right

Christopher Hooper: As you do that, you hear the a drone. There's a little speaker drone and you hear like uh the sound of like

Justin Hale: now.

Christopher Hooper: um studio studio applause as you uh take out these three shades in front of

Tyram: Okay. So,

Justin Hale: Hey

Tyram: as since I did the withdraw, that means I get to move uh

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: three spaces this

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: way. All right. And

Justin Hale: Gabriel.

Tyram: then I guess with my bonus action, um I will uh throw my secondary dagger back at those

Christopher Hooper: Okay, go

Tyram: shades. Um I'm

Christopher Hooper: ahead.

Tyram: revealed, right? So I don't get sneak attack this time. Or I want to get sneak

Christopher Hooper: Um, that's

Tyram: attack anyway. I don't have advantage this time. Okay. Uh does a 14

Christopher Hooper: right. Yes.

Tyram: hit? Okay. Um, I

Christopher Hooper: Seven

Tyram: deal uh seven

Christopher Hooper: damage. Eight damage. Uh,

Tyram: damage. Eight

Christopher Hooper: another Which which one were you targeting? The one in front

Tyram: damage. I was going to try to attack

Christopher Hooper: of Okay. It

Tyram: the one right next to

Christopher Hooper: uh lands and uh hits this guy uh through his his uh fantasmal book straight into his heart. Dead. Gone.

Tyram: Kevin.

Christopher Hooper: dissipates. Um, cool. Uh, and that's

Tyram: Okay, I can still use I saw the move

Christopher Hooper: a uh you you just moved, didn't

Tyram: action that was part of the uh withdraw cunning action. Cunning strike thing. It's a movement that's part of the attack. It doesn't count as part of my

Christopher Hooper: you? Oh, okay. Cool. Okay. Yeah, go ahead.

Tyram: movement. I'm mobile as f***. Um, can I like drop the I'm only like 10 feet off the ground,

Ellis Taylor: This is

Christopher Hooper: You are Yeah, you're like 18.

Tyram: right? Can I drop the spider

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah,

Tyram: climb and then just move over here to be next to Ellsworth? All right. Okay. And um I already used my bonus action, so I can't hide behind

Ellis Taylor: f*****.

Tyram: Ellsworth. Oh well. Yeah, I guess

Christopher Hooper: sure. Um,

Tyram: it's my turn.

Christopher Hooper: cool. Um, uh, one of the one of the older cowboys over here, he starts smoking his his pipe. Um, and at this point, the three shades, uh, they say the book club is ruined. And, uh, one more wisdom saving throw from y'all would be great.

Tyram: Damn it.

Luke Neverisky: Don't pay your advantage. Brew

Tyram: Oh, thank

Christopher Hooper: All right, we got some bad rolls going

Ellis Taylor: roll

Luke Neverisky: and I'm going to look

Ellis Taylor: d20. Can you see mine? It's not popping up for

Christopher Hooper: on. Yeah, you rolled a

Justin Hale: My

Ellis Taylor: me. All right.

Christopher Hooper: 16. Oh my god,

Justin Hale: god.

Ellis Taylor: So, and 19. Is it

Christopher Hooper: bro. Uh it

Luke Neverisky: point.

Ellis Taylor: 16 or is it

Christopher Hooper: was uh 16 but without modifier. So I don't know if you have a

Tyram: you.

Ellis Taylor: 19? Okay. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: modifier.

Ellis Taylor: So, the plus three to myself and anyone 10 ft around

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.

Ellis Taylor: me. So, it's really just

Christopher Hooper: So So Brew

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I

Ellis Taylor: R and Lily at this

Christopher Hooper: 8 uh any any adjustments on

Ellis Taylor: point.

Christopher Hooper: that eight? Okay.

Tyram: It already included uh Olivia's

Justin Hale: Nope. Do

Ellis Taylor: You already cleared my

Tyram: bonus. Did it

Justin Hale: it.

Ellis Taylor: three. You already

Tyram: include Olivia's bonus from the order of

Justin Hale: What? Yeah, I can.

Ellis Taylor: included my

Tyram: protection?

Justin Hale: If I If I do six plus my flash of genius plus hers, it still only brings me up to

Luke Neverisky: What advantage you have?

Justin Hale: 12. See, I rolled a three and a six.

Luke Neverisky: Wow.

Ellis Taylor: bonus.

Christopher Hooper: All right. And

Justin Hale: This is what I get for not bringing my dice

Ellis Taylor: Wow.

Christopher Hooper: Liliana, you also failed to. And Uh

Justin Hale: with

Christopher Hooper: Ally, what about

Tyram: It's

Justin Hale: me.

Ali Leonard: I got

Christopher Hooper: her

Ali Leonard: I got 14 with my um what is it called? Splash of

Luke Neverisky: Dang. Fog.

Christopher Hooper: stuff? All right, Brew. Uh what's your what's your lower ending this

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: 14.

Luke Neverisky: Tried,

Christopher Hooper: time?

Justin Hale: still. Yeah. So,

Ali Leonard: genius. He gets

Christopher Hooper: Charisma. Okay. All

Tyram: Thank you for the

Justin Hale: we're going to go down

Ali Leonard: more disgusting the more I look at

Tyram: uh the boo boost there, Luke, because I rolled a one and then even after

Ali Leonard: him.

Tyram: I used the lucky to reroll it again, I still got a

Christopher Hooper: right. That's crazy.

Tyram: one. I didn't have to keep it because I had advantage.

Luke Neverisky: bro.

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Christopher Hooper: Wow. Um, and then Liliana, what are you uh are you adjusting

Luke Neverisky: Uh yeah, it

Christopher Hooper: yours?

Justin Hale: t

Luke Neverisky: is Krisdom intelligence. Sorry.

Ellis Taylor: god.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um so my intelligence is at eight. Is there anything detriment by the rules to go if it goes below

Christopher Hooper: Um, no. I think if it goes below zero is when you

Tyram: Well, anytime

Luke Neverisky: eight?

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Christopher Hooper: die.

Tyram: an ability score hits zero, you're either dead or you're

Ali Leonard: What?

Luke Neverisky: Then

Christopher Hooper: Wish you were.

Tyram: like paralyzed or like comeomaos or

Luke Neverisky: All right, then I

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All

Luke Neverisky: will take a hit to

Ellis Taylor: god.

Christopher Hooper: right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Uh so, so we got three

Luke Neverisky: intelligence. I'm

Christopher Hooper: um or Silus and Liliana with eight and seven intelligence and uh Brew with

Tyram: something.

Christopher Hooper: uh eight charisma. Very good.

Ali Leonard: Is that very

Christopher Hooper: Um retired detective Olivia Cooper,

Luke Neverisky: done.

Christopher Hooper: spotless, unfazed. Uh, it's your turn. And

Tyram: Did Bach

Christopher Hooper: we He He smoked his

Tyram: do a f****** thing on his

Ali Leonard: Good.

Ellis Taylor: I know. He just lit a

Tyram: turn? That piece of s***. f*** this

Ellis Taylor: cigarette. Um, so

Tyram: guy.

Ellis Taylor: the the frog that's down, is it dead dead? Like is it at zero or is it just knocked

Christopher Hooper: pipe. Uh, you can go

Ellis Taylor: out? Well, I don't have to

Christopher Hooper: check.

Tyram: I am screaming at you mentally.

Ellis Taylor: from this spot. I'm just trying to figure out if I want to

Tyram: Not our

Ellis Taylor: use it's a stupid She's like She's shouting back. It is a f****** TV show. It is

Tyram: problem. They volunteered to be here just like

Ellis Taylor: not worth dying

Tyram: we did. We're going You're going to get us

Ellis Taylor: over. I

Tyram: killed.

Ellis Taylor: am all right. I'll do it later, but I'm bringing him back. She's just gonna hop out and just uh slice at Can I pass? Oh,

Christopher Hooper: All

[02:31:12]

Ellis Taylor: wait. Oh, I'm sorry. Do I do this before hand or not? After you hitting. Okay. So, I'm just going to slash at them at one with my axe. Actually, I'll look at my spells again. That's not what I was planning on doing. Hold on. Yeah, that's after I hit.

Christopher Hooper: right. You talking about sleep?

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah, I was looking at smite and shining smite and just like trying to make sure my axe

Christopher Hooper: Is

Ellis Taylor: has already got some sort of stuff, not just an axe. But I really don't have

Tyram: You could use your uh your channel divinity to

Ellis Taylor: anything. Go look at it real quick.

Tyram: make it LDL

Ellis Taylor: Where is the ch? Oh,

Christopher Hooper: it?

Tyram: radiant. Special

Ellis Taylor: wait. Where is channel divinity? I'm just looking at my spells. There it is. Yeah. Okay, I'll use my channel divinity and

Christopher Hooper: Okay,

Tyram: abilities.

Ellis Taylor: attack. All right, there we go. Mark it. And I'm back to my battle axe. Is it rolling on the

Christopher Hooper: cool. I see it.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we see it on the

Ellis Taylor: map? Why can't I see it?

Christopher Hooper: 7 + 9 for 16.

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: that

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Well, okay. And I'll just

Christopher Hooper: hits. Can you go ahead and

Ellis Taylor: swing out another one. You got to tell

Christopher Hooper: uh do

Luke Neverisky: map.

Ellis Taylor: me. Uh, sure. I'm going to have to add an extra 2d6 on the side for lightning damage. But you

Christopher Hooper: damage? Nice. So 10 + 3 + 1

Ellis Taylor: have to tell me what it is cuz I can't see the dice rolling at

Christopher Hooper: for 14 so far.

Ellis Taylor: all. The second

Christopher Hooper: seven. Uh

Ellis Taylor: one, another seven plus

Christopher Hooper: yes. Um okay. So with with your first

Ellis Taylor: nine, so 16 to hit.

Christopher Hooper: slice, uh you kill all three of these shades.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, I

Christopher Hooper: Um well, with uh with

Ellis Taylor: kill all three of them with that one slice.

Christopher Hooper: both, but with the second one. Uh so how do you do this?

Ellis Taylor: Cool.

Christopher Hooper: Remember the camera's on

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Well, they're

Christopher Hooper: you.

Ellis Taylor: standing on the ceiling, too, right? Well, it's only 8 feet up, but with with my axe, I just uh shut uh she's just going to jump up and shout like, "A library is a public space. Stop gatekeeping." And just slice through them all while she's hopping through the

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. You hear?

Justin Hale: Hell

Christopher Hooper: Oh.

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: air. And then after that, she's going to run. Once the shades are gone, she's going to run over using my movement to run over to the guy that's dead. And I can't use spare the

Justin Hale: yeah.

Ellis Taylor: dying anymore, but I'll just like lay on hands and give him like one hit

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Uh, you run over and the drone follows you and um you try you you're trying to to do spare the dying and you don't sense

Ellis Taylor: point. I was going to do lay on hands

Christopher Hooper: any. You you

Ellis Taylor: and give him one hit point, but it won't let me.

Christopher Hooper: try lay on hands. There is no

Ellis Taylor: Period.

Christopher Hooper: life in this

Ellis Taylor: I

Christopher Hooper: body.

Justin Hale: So

Ellis Taylor: do have her vivify, but I don't want to waste my

Justin Hale: heat.

Ellis Taylor: spell slot. She's just going to cry and be like,

Christopher Hooper: He was

Ellis Taylor: I'm so

Christopher Hooper: the best of us. Neer comes to you and says, "I need a

Ellis Taylor: sorry. I'm gonna h of course I'm gonna

Christopher Hooper: hug.

Ellis Taylor: hug him. It always It always is the best of

Tyram: I was so worried

Ali Leonard: He stabs her just

Christopher Hooper: Um, he would want

Tyram: he would actually

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: us.

Christopher Hooper: us He would want us to keep

Ellis Taylor: Silus, you're just too

Christopher Hooper: going. We'll keep going. What' you

Ali Leonard: like

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: jaded. What about the What about the

Christopher Hooper: say?

Ellis Taylor: body? I said, "What about the body? Should we at

Christopher Hooper: We'll come back for him.

Ellis Taylor: least return it to the the car or

Christopher Hooper: I don't know how to get

Ellis Taylor: something? It feels cold to leave in. It feels It feels cold to leave in here, but I understand. I don't really Actually, I have no Where the f*** are we? This is not the front

Christopher Hooper: back. I don't know. We're in some kind of portal room. Yes. And you hear the old man uh sitting on one of the the boxes. Yes, we're at a portal

Ellis Taylor: door.

Christopher Hooper: room. I'm guessing the only escape is forward. Uh, at this point, Paul comes up to you and says, "Oh, hey, uh, you made it. Y'all doing um y'all doing this thing, huh? You got a crazy ass goblin in your crew?

Ali Leonard: Don't worry about

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: Don't. He's more like a mascot at this

Tyram: Wow.

Ellis Taylor: point. I'm just trying to I'm I'm just trying to

Ali Leonard: Okay. But is that worse than what I

Luke Neverisky: Unfortunately,

Ellis Taylor: downplay in case they try and go for it.

Justin Hale: No.

Ellis Taylor: I'm trying to downplay it so they don't go for

Tyram: Just seems like bigotry seems to run through the Cooper

Justin Hale: Don't have

Ellis Taylor: him.

Justin Hale: a We have our heads

Ali Leonard: said?

Luke Neverisky: Now we know where

Ellis Taylor: No, it's not

Tyram: family. I learned it by

Justin Hale: of We have our heads of disguise,

Ali Leonard: Well, yeah, it's

Tyram: watching

Ali Leonard: learned.

Ellis Taylor: what I'm trying

Tyram: you.

Ellis Taylor: to not make him a target. Make him seem less

Christopher Hooper: Okay. You

Justin Hale: right? We

Luke Neverisky: else doing it for his own

Ellis Taylor: important. God.

Justin Hale: still do. Do we still have our hats of

Ellis Taylor: Oh my

Tyram: I think we should.

Justin Hale: disguise? I'm uh

Ali Leonard: Mhm.

Ellis Taylor: god. Please be a pretty princess.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Justin Hale: I'm going to I'm going to come out of the I'm going to come out of the the

Ellis Taylor: No, I'm a pretty deep

Justin Hale: corner looking identical to

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: princess. No, we just got to set it to

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: This is

Ellis Taylor: twins. No, wait. What's What's

Christopher Hooper: Yus.

Tyram: Silus is

Justin Hale: Silus.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: Silus's fake name? It's like Richard or something.

Tyram: currently going by the name, that's probably something that should be mentioned. Uh, Silus is currently going by the name uh Tristan

Ali Leonard: bless. This is

Ellis Taylor: William

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: Bristen. Brisket ham

Ellis Taylor: Tristan Hammerfell. Okay. Is this

Justin Hale: So, I like brisket.

Ali Leonard: hammer speed.

Ellis Taylor: Bristen Briston Hammer or Fall? Tristan and

Christopher Hooper: Um, Silus, as as

Tyram: Hammerfell.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: you uh silus Liliana and

Ellis Taylor: Briston.

Christopher Hooper: Brew, you all you all have this deep feeling of driving forward and finding books, good books to read.

Ali Leonard: No, Liliana does. She doesn't even know how

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I

Tyram: Does it help that Silus

Ali Leonard: to

Christopher Hooper: know. I think it's it

Tyram: canonically hates books?

Christopher Hooper: makes it a lot more entertaining and more out of character.

Ellis Taylor: H.

Christopher Hooper: Um, Silus and

Justin Hale: I got it. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Can I

Christopher Hooper: Ellmith, you see, um, through that archway, you

Ali Leonard: read.

Christopher Hooper: can, you're having to hold Silus back cuz he's peeking through this window in the door and he sees a pile of books right

Tyram: Yeah. Holy s***. f*** whatever we were

Luke Neverisky: We See those

Tyram: doing. Look at all those books.

Luke Neverisky: books? I want to curl up with

Ellis Taylor: do Tristan? Focus on the money.

Christopher Hooper: there.

Ali Leonard: I just like literally have my hand

Ellis Taylor: Focus on the money. Interesting.

Tyram: The mental anguish torn between money and my kbook

Ali Leonard: like on his collar.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Can I before we go too far, can I do a little bit of insight on the dead frog? I'm trying to understand if it's just because

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, give me

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ellis Taylor: he was dead too long or if there's something about this library that

Christopher Hooper: a give me an arcana or religion

Tyram: compulsion.

Ellis Taylor: keeps us

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: Leave me alone

Ellis Taylor: dead. Uh, arcana or religion. Okay, let me see which one is better.

Ali Leonard: with all these book

Ellis Taylor: Plus one. Plus one. My

Ali Leonard: hounds. No, I'm squad enough that

Ellis Taylor: religion is

Christopher Hooper: You rolled a

Ali Leonard: I can fill the doorway. Don't

Ellis Taylor: terrible. I don't know what I rolled. Cool. I might switch. Yeah, I guess

Christopher Hooper: nine. It's kind of

Ellis Taylor: you guys can see it. You can tell me what I roll. I don't know why

Christopher Hooper: funny. Yeah, it's

Ellis Taylor: it's I can't see any. I could for a while. Now it's just gone. I'm going to

Christopher Hooper: not even showing in the feed, which is funny.

Ellis Taylor: try closing

Ali Leonard: Liliana. So, is it any books or is it these books

Ellis Taylor: tabs.

Christopher Hooper: Um okay. So uh

Ali Leonard: specifically?

Christopher Hooper: what's the nine plus any modifier on that?

Ali Leonard: Oh,

Ellis Taylor: Uh, plus one. Uh, oh, wait. I've got bar juice. Bar juice. Bar juice. Bar juice.

Luke Neverisky: It's

Ellis Taylor: Bar juice. This feels important. A zero on a 10 is

Christopher Hooper: Uh wow.

Ali Leonard: sorry.

Ellis Taylor: a 10. I panicked for a

Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, you think you

Luke Neverisky: juice.

Ellis Taylor: second.

Christopher Hooper: think the shade must have done something to him? Um, probably should should have been still, you know, unconscious but not dead like that.

Ali Leonard: Maybe if you die in here, you don't die in real

Ellis Taylor: or heads up,

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ellis Taylor: guys. Something about these shades. I definitely should have been able to bring him back. Uh, don't die cuz I think you're

Christopher Hooper: Oh s***, that's not good. That's Paul

Ali Leonard: life.

Ellis Taylor: dead. Dead.

[02:41:12]

Christopher Hooper: behind you looking over your shoulder. Oh, hey gang. We better watch out. Yes, we better watch out. Um, cool. Uh, Silus, uh, Ellswith, Liliana, and Brew. Um, are y'all are y'all going through that door uh into the hallway yet?

Ali Leonard: I'm blocking the

Ellis Taylor: Dead.

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth, you asked what whether the compulsion was any books or

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: just those books.

Ali Leonard: door. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: I need some muddy

Ali Leonard: Like is it are these books magic slash should I set

Christopher Hooper: Um they they it's

Ali Leonard: these books on

Christopher Hooper: not the compulsion you get is to read. You're in

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: a library and you want to read some damn books in this

Ali Leonard: fire? Does

Christopher Hooper: library.

Ali Leonard: it do I think it's going to make him turn into a ghost if they read? Are they just going to die

Christopher Hooper: Give

Ali Leonard: of

Ellis Taylor: bucks.

Christopher Hooper: me uh our phone or religion

Ali Leonard: breeding?

Ellis Taylor: Who's the worst off with wanting

Christopher Hooper: check. I think

Ali Leonard: Okay. Con both

Ellis Taylor: books? Silus.

Christopher Hooper: Silus

Ali Leonard: plus four. So

Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'm going to use

Christopher Hooper: uh 21 uh you've you felt it too and you get this

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: feeling you haven't gone into that deep desire that they seem to be having right now but something about this

Ali Leonard: 21

Christopher Hooper: library makes you feel like these books want to get read. Um, and you think that these shades were probably people

Ali Leonard: came

Christopher Hooper: who stayed stayed to read

Ali Leonard: in the

Christopher Hooper: and for some reason their their souls got tied up here to keep

Ali Leonard: leopard. Damn. So, I'm going to have to keep them away from I have to keep these three idiots away from books in a

Christopher Hooper: reading.

Justin Hale: Yeah, Do it.

Luke Neverisky: Just a chapter. Just give me a chapter. That's

Ali Leonard: library. If you guys don't read these books, I'll give you my chapter about what's his

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, the

Ali Leonard: butt I

Luke Neverisky: it.

Ali Leonard: wrote. Yeah, I'll let you guys read it. But you can't read these

Tyram: Iro. Um, does does that work on my

Christopher Hooper: dragon. Uh, I don't think it

Ali Leonard: books. I think it's

Christopher Hooper: can be bargained with, but I think

Tyram: compulsion?

Ali Leonard: a tempting offer. I think it's a tempting ass

Christopher Hooper: I think Silus is a good

Ellis Taylor: Are they

Ali Leonard: offer. Okay. Well,

Ellis Taylor: charmed?

Ali Leonard: Silus, can I have the pee hole for no

Tyram: Uh, does anything stop me from giving a

Ali Leonard: reason?

Christopher Hooper: liar. Uh, no.

Ali Leonard: I said for no reason. I don't

Tyram: tour? Uh, okay. I mean, I'm sure there's a bathroom around

Ali Leonard: We're just friends exchanging

Tyram: here somewhere, but here, if you can't

Ali Leonard: keyholes. And then I I want to run

Luke Neverisky: This

Christopher Hooper: What?

Ali Leonard: in and put the books in the

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Yeah, you do that. Um, as you

Tyram: wait, that was

Christopher Hooper: do

Tyram: an interesting question. And are we

Ali Leonard: beehole. Well, I'm sorry, my skeletons, but it was worth

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Is what is what's happening? Everyone being

Christopher Hooper: um uh

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: charmed. Well, they should be immune to being charmed when around

Christopher Hooper: yes. All right.

Ali Leonard: Well, then get your butt over

Ellis Taylor: me. Yeah. I'm going to gather everyone around me cuz they're if they're within 10

Tyram: charmed?

Ali Leonard: here. Now I've got some old ass books

Ellis Taylor: feet of me, they're immune to being charmed.

Ali Leonard: in my pee

Ellis Taylor: I don't know if it like resets everything,

Christopher Hooper: Um as you as you run

Ali Leonard: hole.

Christopher Hooper: in um what's the area effect effect for

Ellis Taylor: but

Christopher Hooper: that 10 ft? Okay,

Ellis Taylor: it's 10

Christopher Hooper: cool. Um cool. Yeah. So, as Olivia comes, uh, you you kind of get clarified. Um, you still have that it's still

Ellis Taylor: ft.

Christopher Hooper: running in your head, but you're able to to shake it off. You're like, it'd be pretty cool to

Tyram: Wait a minute. I f****** hate books.

Luke Neverisky: Cool. Yeah, but now's the time to maybe start liking

Christopher Hooper: read. Um, all right. And Elizabeth, you

Tyram: What's else been doing with the pee

Christopher Hooper: see Elizabeth, you see um some corpses

Luke Neverisky: books.

Christopher Hooper: in the corner. Um skeletons. Uh no

Ali Leonard: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: flesh. They they seem to be pretty old at this point. Um uh cleaned cleaned off the bone.

Tyram: hole?

Ali Leonard: okay.

Christopher Hooper: Um you see that uh one is

Ali Leonard: Oh.

Christopher Hooper: holding a like card with um like um flattened flowers on the

Ali Leonard: Okay,

Christopher Hooper: front. Sure. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: I'll Can I look at it? Can I?

Luke Neverisky: Interesting.

Christopher Hooper: You grab it. Uh it looks like a

Ali Leonard: Probably not going to, but I'm going to do

Christopher Hooper: birthday card. you

Ali Leonard: it. What birthday? Carter. Whose birthday is

Christopher Hooper: you open it up and it says uh and so

Ali Leonard: it?

Christopher Hooper: the front has um it's a card where you like squash the flower and it's a a rose um that's been like flattened and a

Ali Leonard: Yeah, like a pressed flower.

Christopher Hooper: pressed flower card. Yeah. And it opened up and it says, "For our little rose bud who never gives up on her dreams no matter what, never overcomes every adversity. I hope you

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: continue to see the beauty in the world and bring your light to the darkest places. We love you, Liliana." from mom, dad, and

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Ali Leonard: Damn.

Luke Neverisky: What? What do you

Ali Leonard: Hello. Hello. Are these

Luke Neverisky: find? Nor books. I really I could really check out a

Ali Leonard: Hey, Lil. I need you to just breathe real deep and look and and just look me straight in the eyes. Just look right here.

Luke Neverisky: book. Okay, I'm

Christopher Hooper: Peter.

Tyram: Oh,

Ali Leonard: I Is this your

Ellis Taylor: no.

Ali Leonard: skeleton or is this your parents

Ellis Taylor: I think it's her parents, sweetie. I whisper

Ali Leonard: skeleton? I found a I found your birthday

Luke Neverisky: looking. You found my birthday

Ali Leonard: card. I didn't understand what

Luke Neverisky: card.

Ellis Taylor: very you do. But that was the wrong order.

Ali Leonard: was going on. And that's on

Luke Neverisky: Hold on.

Tyram: I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. No good comes

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: from

Luke Neverisky: What?

Tyram: reading.

Ali Leonard: I found your birthday card and also maybe your parents skeleton.

Ellis Taylor: Else and Peter. Question

Justin Hale: Got a bit of a good news bad news situation on

Luke Neverisky: Um, hold on.

Ellis Taylor: mark.

Christopher Hooper: Is

Justin Hale: our

Luke Neverisky: I I remember this birthday car, but wait are the skeleton like can

Justin Hale: Do do remember what you your parents bone

Luke Neverisky: I is there any distinguishing factors about the skeleton like any clothing or

Justin Hale: structure looked Do you do you remember what your parents br bone structure looked

Luke Neverisky: anything like that? Just to

Christopher Hooper: Um, you

Tyram: They have their dental records on

Ali Leonard: and I'll reconstruct it real

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's right.

Ellis Taylor: It's just a facial

Christopher Hooper: can you can

Ali Leonard: quick.

Ellis Taylor: reconstruction real quick.

Christopher Hooper: uh give me a medicine check, an investigation check, or

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: a wisdom saving throw.

Luke Neverisky: Uh, it's probably going to be a medicine check. Yeah. All right. I got

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. You check over

Luke Neverisky: a 3020.

Christopher Hooper: these bones. As you look,

Tyram: you.

Christopher Hooper: it looks like these were they're they're covered in like uh armor. They have swords and you see wounds for stab wounds. Um, it looks like they were one was stabbed in the back and another had their head chopped off and the other was disembowled.

Ali Leonard: Oh, not great ways to

Christopher Hooper: Um they they seem the bones of pretty thick, probably same age, 30s. Uh one female, two males. Um

Ali Leonard: Oh, were your

Christopher Hooper: yeah.

Tyram: Would they? Yeah. Would they been wearing

Ali Leonard: parents soldiers? They're wearing

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Do you recognize

Luke Neverisky: I don't know if I recognize

Ellis Taylor: any of the clothing jewelry? Should we go

Christopher Hooper: You want to do that,

Ali Leonard: armor. Maybe they found this card. Maybe it's not your

Ellis Taylor: through the pockets? Yeah. Do you want me to handle this, sweetie? I mean, it

Tyram: armor?

Ellis Taylor: you do you don't do you want to be touching potentially your dead family's

Ali Leonard: parents. Let's go over towards this other

Luke Neverisky: the No, I would

Ellis Taylor: bodies? Just let me

Ali Leonard: skeleton. Yeah, let's back up. Let's back

Luke Neverisky: like to live in ignorance. Just tell

Ellis Taylor: know. Okay. Yeah. Go over

Christopher Hooper: Olivia?

Tyram: Yeah. I mean, your parents would have no reason to wear

Ali Leonard: up.

Luke Neverisky: me.

Tyram: armor, right? That doesn't make any

Ali Leonard: That doesn't make any

Luke Neverisky: But why do they have my birthday

Tyram: sense. Maybe they hired

Ali Leonard: sense. Maybe they found it. Maybe they were looking for

Tyram: mercenaries to come looking for

Justin Hale: Maybe this

Ali Leonard: you to come look for

Luke Neverisky: card?

Ellis Taylor: there.

Tyram: you.

Justin Hale: game is just messing with

Luke Neverisky: Okay, maybe that

Ali Leonard: you. Maybe this is all an illusion or a

Luke Neverisky: I'm going to go with

Christopher Hooper: This

Ali Leonard: dream. Maybe we're

Luke Neverisky: it. Maybe we're

Ellis Taylor: Do you know the game master dude?

Tyram: Oh, that

Justin Hale: us.

Ali Leonard: dreaming. Terrible

Luke Neverisky: drag. Bad

Ellis Taylor: Whatever his name was, that

Luke Neverisky: bread. Terrible

Ellis Taylor: Brad. Do you have a history with that Brad? Is he doing some sort of psychological

Ali Leonard: name. Ex-boyfriend. Did you ghost

Ellis Taylor: warfare on you right now or is this

Luke Neverisky: name. No, no, I don't I I don't know anybody by the

Ellis Taylor: coincidence? Oh my god, sweetie.

Tyram: bread.

Ali Leonard: him? Hey babe, if you did, I would also repress

Luke Neverisky: name of Fad Bre anyway.

Ali Leonard: it. So you There's no way to

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Okay. I don't really know what's going on

Ali Leonard: know. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: in my head anymore, but yeah, I don't it doesn't current state. I

Christopher Hooper: is

Ali Leonard: Well, let's let's let

Luke Neverisky: don't bring anything else. Um, I'm just going to

Ali Leonard: Olivia do her work and we'll just kind of walk over this way away from the

Luke Neverisky: start I'm going to sit in the corner and just start kind of playing with the

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Okay. I'm going to do some investigation

Christopher Hooper: Cuz you're

Ellis Taylor: checks and I do have advantage. Going to roll it

Christopher Hooper: going to need

Ali Leonard: skeletons and I

Ellis Taylor: twice and you tell me what I got. Tell me if

Christopher Hooper: it.

Ali Leonard: would and as your assistant usually I would like to help

Ellis Taylor: I need Do I need to use a lucky

Christopher Hooper: Uh

Ali Leonard: you

Luke Neverisky: card. Yeah.

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Ellis Taylor: point? Do I need a lucky

Christopher Hooper: yeah, not

Ali Leonard: I'm in my

Ellis Taylor: point? Tell me what they are. What are my

Christopher Hooper: good. Six and two.

Ali Leonard: numbers. I'm going to

Ellis Taylor: numbers? Oh god. Okay, I'm going to use a lucky point and whatever Ally gives me.

Ali Leonard: flash of genius you. I'm normally your assistant. So, it's

Ellis Taylor: It's a plus genius a dice or just a bonus

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You should say it.

Ali Leonard: a plus four.

Ellis Taylor: like a plus plus four. That's what I thought.

Luke Neverisky: 602. That's a rod. Whatever modifier you

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: got.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Plus four

Christopher Hooper: Okay. 16. And then do you have a

Ellis Taylor: for 15. 16. Wait, what was it? 12. Okay. 16. Uh I it should have already rolled it the

Christopher Hooper: modifier? We don't get that number on it. So

Ellis Taylor: the five.

Christopher Hooper: plus five. So

Luke Neverisky: 16. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, plus five. Yeah. Oh, okay. You just got the dice.

Christopher Hooper: um so 21

Luke Neverisky: So 23 21

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: Hell

Luke Neverisky: m. My

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah. There's

Tyram: yeah.

Luke Neverisky: intelligence

Ellis Taylor: nothing more stressful than doing math in real time in front of people. It's

Christopher Hooper: like Yeah.

Justin Hale: We'll

Luke Neverisky: Just role

Christopher Hooper: Um Olivia, with that investigation check, you

Justin Hale: see.

Luke Neverisky: play.

Ellis Taylor: horrible.

Christopher Hooper: see uh you find a few things. Firstly, um you find that these bodies are probably only 6 months old. They look like they are probably mercenaries. Um and each

Ali Leonard: Okay. So, that's my

Christopher Hooper: of them have uh an amulet uh glass and silver amulet. um seems to match uh the type of iconography you've seen. Um importantly, it's a crescent

Ali Leonard: bad.

Christopher Hooper: moon uh that you've seen uh followers of Luna

Tyram: Ah, hey. So, in our game, has it been more than six months since Liliana and Helisana

Christopher Hooper: have. Yeah. So

Tyram: split?

Ali Leonard: Oh, what about since Luna

Christopher Hooper: I think we're kind of trying to follow real time. So it's

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: been uh what almost two years about two

Ali Leonard: fell?

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's what happened maybe ago, I

Ellis Taylor: How

Tyram: the

Ellis Taylor: long the moon fell? Eight months

Christopher Hooper: years.

Tyram: moon fell over a year ago. Then if we're following real

Ellis Taylor: ago. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Okay. So, there's a chapter

Luke Neverisky: think.

Ali Leonard: of Luna that was around here, but they were

Tyram: time and they're looking for

Ellis Taylor: Okay, killed. Yeah, I'm gonna definitely grab the

Ali Leonard: killed.

Ellis Taylor: card. Yeah, I'm going to grab the card for Lily if you already haven't given it to her. And I think I'm might just grab those

Tyram: Lily. Hey, Liliana. After we're done here, do you remember where your old house

Ellis Taylor: amulets.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. I mean, this is kind of jogging my memory, so

Tyram: is? Maybe we should go visit because they had to have gotten this from there,

Ali Leonard: Oh, and you your family were followers of

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. and my

Ali Leonard: Luna, right?

Luke Neverisky: parents. Well, yeah. I mean, it was kind of a big, you

Ali Leonard: So, I wonder if I wonder

Luke Neverisky: know, it's a big try not to keep it a big deal given where we

Tyram: right? Okay. But I just want to go ahead and ask the group

Ali Leonard: if they're from your

Tyram: here. Is anyone else secretly a like messiah figure for a group of people? Because like that keeps coming up with all the different party members. Damn

Ali Leonard: church. Not that I

Luke Neverisky: were. You have to

Ellis Taylor: I'm trying to

Christopher Hooper: and

Ali Leonard: remember. I mean, Brew is

Luke Neverisky: ask

Ellis Taylor: breathe like

Christopher Hooper: Luke anytime. Luke, anytime you want to try

Justin Hale: I'm

Ali Leonard: big on the turtle island.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, he's a big

Christopher Hooper: to remember more, uh, let me know and we'll roll another wisdom saving

Justin Hale: listening.

Luke Neverisky: deal. Okay,

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: Listen, I'm only the god for two. All right. The first one was hard. The second one is a little bit easier. I may go

Ellis Taylor: that.

Justin Hale: for a third. We'll

Luke Neverisky: cool. So these these

Ali Leonard: You know what? That's my bad. I did jump the

Luke Neverisky: not my family All

Ellis Taylor: No, honey. There.

Christopher Hooper: there.

Tyram: You had us going down completely the wrong trail on that

Ellis Taylor: Yes. Someone jumped to

Justin Hale: see.

Ali Leonard: gun. I first didn't say I would like to point out I didn't say they were baronss at first. That's

Ellis Taylor: conclusions. Oh, you you may have led with that, honey.

Tyram: one.

Ali Leonard: fine. I said I said it was

Ellis Taylor: I'm pretty sure you led with that before the

Tyram: Okay. So we this is really firmly establishing that

Ali Leonard: her. I said it was

Ellis Taylor: card.

Tyram: detective skills are not

Ali Leonard: her. I go fast. I don't investigate. I go vroom. I don't

Ellis Taylor: I figured out with George,

Luke Neverisky: right. All right. Um, well then I'll keep

Ali Leonard: investigate. Okay. Uh, you want to keep going?

Luke Neverisky: pulling the

Tyram: genetic.

Ali Leonard: Uh, I do see a skeleton up ahead, I should warn. And let's all kind of stick with Olivia kind

Luke Neverisky: card. Oh boy. Oh

Justin Hale: That's

Ali Leonard: of

Ellis Taylor: too. Yep. We're all staying

Tyram: You know, I just for whatever reason I

Ellis Taylor: together. Actually, you know what? I've got a great idea. I'm going to I'm going to

Christopher Hooper: Where

Tyram: feel more chill when I'm standing next to Liv right now. You

Ali Leonard: bookwise. I mean, isn't that just the

Ellis Taylor: use I have an

Ali Leonard: truth though? like all the

Luke Neverisky: jeez.

Ellis Taylor: idea. I'm going to use fine ste.

Christopher Hooper: you

Ellis Taylor: I'm going to get on top of Bob and I'm like, everybody grab a handful of fur. We're just

Christopher Hooper: go?

Tyram: know,

Ali Leonard: time. We go as a

Ellis Taylor: going to go together kindergarten

Tyram: Can I

Ali Leonard: group. This looks great

Ellis Taylor: style. Everyone keep a hold of

Tyram: uh like spider stick piggy

Ellis Taylor: Bob.

Tyram: back on

Ellis Taylor: You Yes, you can ride on my back. That's cool. You

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you all you all

Ali Leonard: TV.

Ellis Taylor: be like

Christopher Hooper: very carefully just uh like encircle uh Olivia as you uh walk uh together down the hall uh to this other All

Tyram: Olivia?

Ellis Taylor: Yoda. I am writing Bob. I just want to let you know I did get Bob out and I'm writing

Christopher Hooper: right. Very cool. Very cool. Um you see uh

Ellis Taylor: him.

Christopher Hooper: another skeleton um at this point now you see um let's see with that uh 21 investigation and pretty high medicine. I think the two of you are able to see that um this appears to be an Eldoran soldier. uh no wounds.

Ali Leonard: Now

Christopher Hooper: Um and almost like kind of five star just lying on his back in the middle of this pile of books. Um and you'll you'll move up here and you see almost the exact same thing. Another Eldor Eldoran

Luke Neverisky: They really liked

Christopher Hooper: soldier.

Luke Neverisky: books,

Ellis Taylor: How um how long have they been

Christopher Hooper: uh almost about the same

Ali Leonard: H.

Ellis Taylor: there? About the same

Christopher Hooper: time actually. Uh with that

Tyram: There's no signs that they were like fighting the Luna

Ellis Taylor: time. Sounds like Seems like another

Christopher Hooper: 21 the same time you do see that they both carry s

Luke Neverisky: too.

Ellis Taylor: missions.

Tyram: people. Does do we see any signs that like they were fighting with the Luna

Ellis Taylor: Oh.

Tyram: people?

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's what I was. Yeah, six months for them as well. Or just the Eldorans were down here and died

Justin Hale: And do they have a letter for one of

Ellis Taylor: reading at a different time than Moon

Christopher Hooper: swords.

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Luke Neverisky: Elbow's birthday

Ellis Taylor: people. I

Ali Leonard: god.

Ellis Taylor: guess George was here. It was on one of

Christopher Hooper: Um, it does it does seem like

Justin Hale: us?

Ellis Taylor: them.

Christopher Hooper: uh I I'll say one of the skeletons it looks like um they have a little sign of damage like

Luke Neverisky: card.

Christopher Hooper: one little like flat scrape uh on their shoulder. Otherwise, no other damage. Um no other signs of a struggle. Uh you do look at the one um one of their blades is dented.

Justin Hale: Good

Christopher Hooper: Uh it looks like it it was um it it looked like it cut through something hard. Um and yeah, uh I'll I'll

Justin Hale: morning.

Ali Leonard: Well,

Christopher Hooper: say that there you can you can just make out the stains of blood on on both their swords.

Luke Neverisky: All right. So, I think we know how these two became

Christopher Hooper: Um, and that brings you to this next room.

Ellis Taylor: as a group everyone. Come

Luke Neverisky: skeletons.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: You sound like you have like kids on a field trip like stay together, stay

Justin Hale: since I

Ellis Taylor: on. Yeah. No, it

Justin Hale: don't

Ellis Taylor: it's definitely kindergarten like you know how they're all holding on the rope together and like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's exactly how I had in

Ellis Taylor: they like all the kindergarters are like walk. That's what I'm imagining you guys all holding on

Justin Hale: know.

Ellis Taylor: to Bob like that. You got like handfuls of wool and I'm just making you all walk

Tyram: together.

Ellis Taylor: together with Silus on my back because he's apparently the neediest kindergarter in the

Christopher Hooper: mind.

Tyram: Any opportunity I have to use my spider

Justin Hale: That's

Christopher Hooper: And you'll come to this

Tyram: thing, I'm going to use

Christopher Hooper: room with this um crystal clear um crystal clear like

Justin Hale: awesome.

Ellis Taylor: class.

Christopher Hooper: pond uh uh almost wishing well type

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: Nope.

Christopher Hooper: looking thing. And um you see some more books, not as not as book focused this place, this area. Um and a statue at the end of the of the room. And then you

Ali Leonard: Yeah, the

Ellis Taylor: Well, I mean, the humidity alone is terrible for books. What were they

Tyram: is the uh the statue where that carpet is on the

Ali Leonard: water.

Christopher Hooper: Yes. Uh there's the carpet and then

Ellis Taylor: thinking? Oh, let me go back to

Christopher Hooper: it leads to that statue. It's like a gargoyle looking

Tyram: map. Okay.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: Can we tell what it's a statue

Christopher Hooper: thing. Uh yeah, give me a history

Tyram: of? Oh,

Ellis Taylor: M.

Justin Hale: hasn't seen the

Ellis Taylor: Here we

Christopher Hooper: check. Total of

Tyram: hell. Uh, total of

Ellis Taylor: go.

Christopher Hooper: one.

Ellis Taylor: History. History. Tell me what I rolled something. Whatever.

Christopher Hooper: Uh 13 + 1

Tyram: one

Ellis Taylor: Plus one.

Christopher Hooper: 14. Um yes, Silus. Um

Tyram: 13.

Justin Hale: outside.

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Ellis Taylor: 14.

Christopher Hooper: you Silus, you're pretty sure that this is a goblin, like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: a fantasy winged goblin. Um but Olivia, you think it might be a historic depiction of a dragon.

Ali Leonard: What if I got a

Christopher Hooper: a 17. You are um you are fairly sure it is a depiction of an undead

Ali Leonard: 17? I'm pretty sure it's a

Justin Hale: No, that's No, that's my

Ali Leonard: dragon. We've seen dragons, guys.

Ellis Taylor: Will you?

Tyram: That is

Justin Hale: cousin Robert.

Ali Leonard: You're not a drew. You're not a

Christopher Hooper: dragon.

Tyram: the ugliest goblin. And that's saying a

Justin Hale: I'm

Ali Leonard: dragon, guys. We've seen

Justin Hale: gonna I'm gonna use my hat of disguise to look like a

Ali Leonard: dragons

Justin Hale: teeny tiny version of that

Ali Leonard: before. And you look like a

Christopher Hooper: Nice. I'm imagining

Justin Hale: dragon. No, this is what my cousin looks

Ali Leonard: dragon.

Tyram: lot.

Justin Hale: like.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Undead

Ali Leonard: You look like You look like What was your dragon's name?

Ellis Taylor: Guys,

Tyram: What do you mean was? Let's not past tense Pepsi

Justin Hale: Spyro.

Ali Leonard: Pepsi.

Christopher Hooper: Spyro.

Tyram: like

Ali Leonard: Well, I don't know if they've changed their name since we've been gone. They could have grown up and decided to change their name. Maybe

Justin Hale: It never changed. It never changed a name.

Ali Leonard: Pepsi is a dead name to them. You don't

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Ellis Taylor: How how long does it take dragons to grow

Justin Hale: So

Ellis Taylor: up? They grow up quick or does it take them like decades to

Tyram: that.

Justin Hale: beautiful.

Ali Leonard: know. And we don't

Ellis Taylor: become like a teenager?

Ali Leonard: know any uh dragons,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we don't know any to ask

Justin Hale: my my cousin Roberts. I can ask

Ali Leonard: so He's not

Ellis Taylor: that question

Tyram: I mean, we literally don't know a

Ali Leonard: a dragon. And this is a

Luke Neverisky: Hold

Tyram: We've never talked to a dragon, right? Like Pepsi doesn't talk.

Ali Leonard: dragon. Not one single

Christopher Hooper: Um, at this point,

Luke Neverisky: on.

Christopher Hooper: Liliana hears a voice coming from the pond.

Ellis Taylor: to

Christopher Hooper: Um, says, "Hey, idiot. What are you doing

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: him

Tyram: Does only Lily hear

Ali Leonard: dragon.

Luke Neverisky: Are you calling

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Christopher Hooper: here?" Yeah, only Lily Hill is

Luke Neverisky: me? Are you call Are you Am I the Why are you calling Are you calling

Christopher Hooper: it. Come over here. Let me talk to

Tyram: it?

Luke Neverisky: me an

Tyram: Liliana, do you say that out loud? Lily, no one

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: idiot? Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: no.

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: called you an idiot. What are you talking about?

Ali Leonard: No one called you an

Luke Neverisky: No, the water just called

Ali Leonard: idiot. Okay, step away from the

Luke Neverisky: me an

Ali Leonard: water. If they're being if they're calling you an

Luke Neverisky: idiot. Wait, I want to talk to it

Ali Leonard: idiot, they're the idiot. Is

Tyram: You know what?

Ali Leonard: there like a chunk of rock around

Tyram: It was very brave of you to come back to this place. And you don't need whatever

Ali Leonard: me? Is there like a piece of brick or

Luke Neverisky: though.

Tyram: negativity this pool of water is trying to throw your

Ali Leonard: stone? Do

Christopher Hooper: Um, there's there's a book. You could throw a book. Is that

Tyram: way.

Ali Leonard: I have some

Christopher Hooper: what you're trying to

Ali Leonard: pee? Hey, Brew, can you pee in this pond for

Ellis Taylor: There's lots of

Christopher Hooper: do?

Justin Hale: Yeah, I needed to go.

Ali Leonard: me? Yeah, but

Ellis Taylor: books. You just threw a bunch of books in the in the

Justin Hale: Actually, I'm going to

Ali Leonard: maybe it makes it

Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah, that's all

Justin Hale: I'm going to peon I'm going to pe

Ali Leonard: smarter. I don't know how. Maybe it resorts. Yeah, pee in

Luke Neverisky: books.

Ellis Taylor: hole.

Justin Hale: upon like that that bumper sticker that you

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: You go over to the pond and and start to pull your pants down. Um, and look into

Ali Leonard: Where's

Christopher Hooper: the pond. And in it you

Justin Hale: see.

Christopher Hooper: see you see the most Yeah, you

Justin Hale: I don't I don't look down

Ali Leonard: Palace? He has to

Justin Hale: like just look

Ali Leonard: like really concentrate.

Ellis Taylor: He's like, I have perfect

Justin Hale: around. I don't ever really No, I don't care where I am. Doesn't matter where it's

Ellis Taylor: aim. He go he pees like

Christopher Hooper: do.

Justin Hale: going. I told you it's like the bumper sticker. He's not looking.

Ellis Taylor: this.

Christopher Hooper: Normally,

Justin Hale: He's looking back at at the fourth

Christopher Hooper: normally you might get away with that, but you look down and you see the the most handsome goblin you've ever

Justin Hale: wall.

Ali Leonard: He did

Christopher Hooper: seen. Um,

Justin Hale: Oh,

Ellis Taylor: at the mirror of error

Christopher Hooper: it's it's you but with hair

Ali Leonard: apparently.

Christopher Hooper: like luscious hair. Uh, brew

Justin Hale: so all

Christopher Hooper: and like um a cleft chin. Um, yeah.

Ellis Taylor: head. Is it just hot Squidward with hair in

Christopher Hooper: Basically, yeah,

Justin Hale: right.

Ellis Taylor: goblin

Christopher Hooper: basically. and uh and your urethra like shrivels and dries right up and you

Ellis Taylor: form?

Christopher Hooper: can't you you can't get out a single

Justin Hale: I think

Ali Leonard: Well,

Ellis Taylor: Can't

Justin Hale: you I think you forget in goblin culture in goblin culture

Ali Leonard: if he can't be, I'll throw. If he can't

Ellis Taylor: be performance

Justin Hale: when we're in goblin culture when we're trying to hit on each other we pee on each other. You didn't know that? It's like so

Ali Leonard: be Oh,

Christopher Hooper: drop.

Tyram: Every time I find out a new bit of goblin lore, I wish that I

Justin Hale: obvious.

Ali Leonard: wow. If he can't pee, I'll definitely throw a book in

Ellis Taylor: anxiety.

Tyram: hadn't.

Ali Leonard: there.

Luke Neverisky: He's py. I

Christopher Hooper: Hey, you

Justin Hale: Well, I thought I had but I guess

Luke Neverisky: get

Christopher Hooper: haven't uh Liliana, you hear the voice again and it says, "Hey, you going

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: to have your friend piss on my face? Is that all you want to

Luke Neverisky: Well, what do you want? You call I mean, why why I don't know.

Justin Hale: not.

Luke Neverisky: You called me an idiot, so it seemed like a just reaction, but if you want to, you

Christopher Hooper: do?" Oh, you pee on every single person that calls you an idiot.

Luke Neverisky: know, use nicer

Christopher Hooper: Is that what you do?

Ali Leonard: Pizza. What is he saying, guys? What is he

Luke Neverisky: words. Not many people call me. Who are

Christopher Hooper: Huh? I'm you. You

Ali Leonard: saying?

Luke Neverisky: you, by the way?

Christopher Hooper: idiot. Come over

Ali Leonard: No, no, wait. I don't hear that. What is

Ellis Taylor: Don't do it. No. No.

Ali Leonard: he

Luke Neverisky: I'm gonna forward just a little bit. I'm gonna like

Christopher Hooper: here.

Ali Leonard: saying? I'm like holding

Luke Neverisky: kind

Ellis Taylor: No. No. No. Hands on the

Luke Neverisky: of All right, I'll handle

Ellis Taylor: goat. Hands on the sheep. Hands on the sheep. We all staying together.

Christopher Hooper: You can

Justin Hale: This what? What is

Ali Leonard: her. Bro, come back. Bro, come back

Luke Neverisky: this a little

Ellis Taylor: Brew, back over

Justin Hale: this? How people feel when we're talking to each other in our

Ali Leonard: here.

Tyram: Oh my god. Is this what it's like for other people? This is

Justin Hale: heads?

Ali Leonard: I don't like it. This is

Christopher Hooper: just as

Tyram: really annoying. Actually, at least we have the

Ali Leonard: the worst. It's really

Luke Neverisky: bit.

Tyram: decency to make the whole conversation in our heads, not do like half the conversation

Justin Hale: Can

Ali Leonard: annoying.

Ellis Taylor: here.

Christopher Hooper: you slowly as you begin

Tyram: out loud, you know?

Justin Hale: I Can I like Can I put

Christopher Hooper: to Liliana, as you

Justin Hale: my hands

Christopher Hooper: begin to just get a little peek, you start to see these wisps of silver hair um just as like your forehead.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: And before you're you're pulled away, you're you're you know, you're not

Justin Hale: out?

Christopher Hooper: charmed. You can do what you want to

Ali Leonard: Is that who you made

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Christopher Hooper: do.

Ali Leonard: the deal with or is that something

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Well, I'm trying to see, but

Tyram: Oh, um, didn't occur to me until just now. Um,

Luke Neverisky: you guys you pulling me

Tyram: if Olivia's aura is blocking the charm, does that mean it's also

Christopher Hooper: Just a

Tyram: blocking our stat reduction, or is it just the compulsion?

Ali Leonard: different? Guys, should we move to the next

Luke Neverisky: away. Now I have to know who this per I

Ali Leonard: room? Well, what if they're bad and what if they're trying to kill you by te

Luke Neverisky: mean. Silver hair.

Christopher Hooper: compulsion.

Ali Leonard: telling you to go into the well and then you drown

Luke Neverisky: All right. Well, I'm not going to go into

Ali Leonard: yourself? I don't know. I don't know. They're going to say, "Read a book on the well." And you're going to be like, "Oh, I love that." Oh my god. We got to

Luke Neverisky: the Oh, I should read a book,

Tyram: No,

Ali Leonard: go, guys. We got to get out of

Luke Neverisky: actually. That's a really good

Ellis Taylor: No. No.

Tyram: no Readings for

Ali Leonard: here.

Ellis Taylor: Else. Oh, yep. Look, there's books in the next room. Oh my goodness.

Luke Neverisky: idea.

Ellis Taylor: I see books through the door. Let's go

Justin Hale: I think I think I have that uh training spray bottle around for

Ellis Taylor: see. Hello.

Justin Hale: Pepsi. Can we We could probably use that right

Luke Neverisky: I'm gonna make a dive for

Justin Hale: now. All

Luke Neverisky: the the well just to peek. Not go in,

Christopher Hooper: You going for it?

Luke Neverisky: but my curiosity is

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Christopher Hooper: Good. Um, okay. you

Tyram: dreams. Is it

Ali Leonard: Uhoh.

Christopher Hooper: fight and you see you see like as you're

Tyram: good?

Ali Leonard: I'm not very strong.

Ellis Taylor: no.

Christopher Hooper: looking reflection you see uh

Luke Neverisky: peak.

Christopher Hooper: Helisana um looking back in and

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: as you as you look in and

Justin Hale: Especially

Christopher Hooper: says what are you doing you digging up the past you trying to undo something you can't undo

Ali Leonard: So

Luke Neverisky: They I didn't

Christopher Hooper: me

Luke Neverisky: listen. I didn't want to come here. They brought me here. I mean, I tried I tried to get them to turn around, but here we

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you should get out of here before you mess up good

Luke Neverisky: are. Well, I mean, was it so good though? I mean, you were famous, I

Christopher Hooper: things. I'm having the

Luke Neverisky: guess, but you

Christopher Hooper: time of my life. You set me up real good, babe.

Luke Neverisky: know. Um, yeah, you know, maybe you should just go, right? Like, this place is creepy and scary and, you know, there's just a lot of bad stuff here. Um, I'm going to turn to my group. You know, the well says we should go and I think maybe maybe we should

Ellis Taylor: Exactly. We'll just go to the

Christopher Hooper: Hey, I'll tell you

Luke Neverisky: go. No, I

Ellis Taylor: next room. Okay, everybody. Let's

Christopher Hooper: one thing for free, Liliana.

Luke Neverisky: mean

Ellis Taylor: go.

Christopher Hooper: You can do this little artifact thingy and get out of here scotfree, but

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: there's darker stuff here. So, you should probably

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: stop there. Go back home with your little book and sleep nicely. Don't dig too deep or you'll be dead. And then I'll be dead. So, keep it together. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, that makes sense. Um, can I try to remember what

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, go ahead and give me uh

Luke Neverisky: she's she they she's referring to like

Christopher Hooper: wisdom

Luke Neverisky: dark. Okay. M six

Christopher Hooper: saf. Uh

Luke Neverisky: plus

Ellis Taylor: plus three.

Christopher Hooper: no. Um

Ali Leonard: Don't you have advantage

Christopher Hooper: oh for wisdom saving throws, right?

Ali Leonard: to what's my

Luke Neverisky: 9.

Christopher Hooper: Is that Oh,

Ali Leonard: thing? No, my

Luke Neverisky: Uh, no, that lasted a minute. That was for Bruins. I

Ali Leonard: wooden bond an

Luke Neverisky: was Oh, yeah. How long does it last

Ali Leonard: hour.

Luke Neverisky: for? Oh, then s***. I'll throw it

Ellis Taylor: M. Did you count me

Christopher Hooper: okay. That's way

Tyram: Oh, that was a hell of a lot

Luke Neverisky: again. Yep. No, that's a

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Ellis Taylor: too? Oh, good. That's

Christopher Hooper: better. Um, you uh you open that birthday card. You left it here.

Tyram: better.

Christopher Hooper: You left it. You just put it on a shelf.

Luke Neverisky: 21.

Ellis Taylor: Mayweather.

Christopher Hooper: Um it was right about this moment actually. Um I guess back in the hallway. Um and it was that statue. It It wasn't there before. Uh yeah, some something else was there. called you called you to it, but it was awful. It was a being of of true evil. Um, and you remember you you chose you you went through through that gateway instead of just going down the the hall with the other books down here. And and that was when Helisano was born. She was born in that deep abyss where you were rendered from your body and then reformed a

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, I'll share that with the group as, you know, as we're talking because I realize they're leading half the

Christopher Hooper: new and go ahead and give me a

Luke Neverisky: conversation.

Christopher Hooper: D12.

Luke Neverisky: Um, sure. All right, I'll take it. Um All right. Um I left this card here and that statue wasn't

Christopher Hooper: Easy.

Luke Neverisky: there. I have bad feelings about that. So I'll turn back to

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What's

Luke Neverisky: the pool. Helana. We can get the artifacts and get out of here. That's

Tyram: Sounds like a

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: plan. Do you remember where it is?

Ali Leonard: or do you remember where the bad thing is that we don't go

Christopher Hooper: up? That's what you remember. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: to?

Luke Neverisky: Um, well, so there was Yeah, I remember the So, the gateway you're referring to, is that the statue

Christopher Hooper: Uh, the statue

Luke Neverisky: or is that the thing above us on the

Christopher Hooper: wasn't there before. There used to be a gateway there, like a shining

Luke Neverisky: map? Okay, got

Christopher Hooper: magical

Luke Neverisky: it. Okay. Um, so the bad thing is was the statue was the doorway, now it's a statue. Not sure what that's

Christopher Hooper: gateway.

Luke Neverisky: about. Um, yeah, the the the the me and the well said that we can just get the artifact and not investigate and dig up anybody's past or anything like that and just move on with our days and everything will be

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: happy.

Ellis Taylor: Are you Are you sure that's what you want? You don't want

Luke Neverisky: Well, she said that we both die if that happens. And uh I I don't know.

Ali Leonard: I'd rather you didn't die

Luke Neverisky: I kind of not I like not I I would rather she seems pretty

Ellis Taylor: answers.

Luke Neverisky: convincing,

Christopher Hooper: What's

Luke Neverisky: but hang on. I'll go back to the pool.

Ali Leonard: of

Luke Neverisky: Um where where are you exactly? Last time I saw you, you were like riding on a dragon about the city or

Christopher Hooper: up? Oh yeah, Lily. Yeah, we're f****** it up in the South right now. It's pretty

Luke Neverisky: something. f****** it

Christopher Hooper: rad.

Luke Neverisky: up like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Super

Luke Neverisky: good.

Christopher Hooper: good. Super

Luke Neverisky: Okay, then how are you? So, how are

Christopher Hooper: awesome.

Luke Neverisky: you here? Are you talking to me through this?

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's just this thing. We got a like mind thing, I think. I don't f******

Luke Neverisky: Cool. Oh, great. Okay. Um, interesting. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: know. Oh yeah,

Luke Neverisky: Well, you know, do you like your current

Christopher Hooper: it's awesome. Yeah, like I'm

Luke Neverisky: situation?

Christopher Hooper: like running s*** down here. And remember I was riding an undead

Luke Neverisky: Okay, that's

Christopher Hooper: dragon. You remember that part?

Luke Neverisky: that's Oh, I can't forget that. So, in the name of, you know, being two halves of the same whatever. Um, can you tell me why uh this the gateway isn't here anymore and

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh.

Luke Neverisky: why that dragon's there now?

Christopher Hooper: Oh. I bet that gateway is still there. Probably just like hidden or something. But like literally that's what I'm telling you not to do so

Luke Neverisky: Oh, right.

Christopher Hooper: you don't f****** our

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Wait. You think

Christopher Hooper: situation. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Do you know what

Christopher Hooper: You like with your naive self just like was like

Luke Neverisky: happened?

Christopher Hooper: prancing down the hall searching for books like an idiot. lost your favorite birthday card and then you

Justin Hale: What

Christopher Hooper: sold your soul to a f****** like monstrous demon thing, but now that's pretty cool. And I think if you did it again, we'd forfeit a lot

Justin Hale: the

Christopher Hooper: more. We would lose our, you know, actual independent selves and be absorbed into kind of a nothingness. I would I would guess probably like a nothingness of like rock music, which would be kind of sick as hell, but like I do like

Luke Neverisky: I like existing too. Okay.

Ali Leonard: This is why people shouldn't

Luke Neverisky: Okay. This is why people shouldn't

Christopher Hooper: existing. Yeah, you're telling me books are

Tyram: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about

Ali Leonard: read.

Luke Neverisky: read.

Tyram: the the terrible temptation of

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: stupid.

Tyram: reading, but that'll really

Ali Leonard: So, so we should spread illiteracy in the country.

Tyram: hurt book sales for the IRO

Ali Leonard: You know what? You're right. You're right. You're right.

Tyram: novel.

Ali Leonard: Audiobook. We'll go

Luke Neverisky: Okay. All right, team. Uh, is saying that if I go through the gate, me and her will probably cease to exist. Uh, which apparently it's hidden behind that little statue over there. So, um, what do you think? Should we

Ali Leonard: audiobook.

Luke Neverisky: trust it and not investigate it? I'm curious, but I also like

Ellis Taylor: Can does hell hear us? Like if I Or actually I can mine talk to

Luke Neverisky: existing. She's pretty

Ellis Taylor: Lilia. Are you sure she's not lying to

Ali Leonard: Angie going to pull the

Luke Neverisky: good at

Ellis Taylor: you? I mean maybe she would exease to exist because she was created in the first place if you just become one

Ali Leonard: water.

Ellis Taylor: again. or you fuse I mean it is a

Luke Neverisky: lying.

Ellis Taylor: kind of death if you do become one person again because you won't be yourselves

Luke Neverisky: That's

Ellis Taylor: individually you will be one

Luke Neverisky: true. And then that's true.

Ellis Taylor: person is there

Luke Neverisky: That's

Justin Hale: How do we know? How do we know who comes out?

Luke Neverisky: true. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: no or they become like a mesh a blend

Justin Hale: Yeah. How do how do we know that's what's going to happen

Ellis Taylor: And I don't

Luke Neverisky: Um

Ellis Taylor: know, but do we know if Helison is lying to her just

Justin Hale: though? Was best

Luke Neverisky: Can

Ellis Taylor: to try and keep her life

Justin Hale: at

Luke Neverisky: I

Ellis Taylor: going? She's very good at

Tyram: Well, she was among the best at lying in the

Luke Neverisky: um Is it possible for me to

Christopher Hooper: This

Tyram: party.

Justin Hale: that. I mean,

Luke Neverisky: like Well, that's not

Ellis Taylor: that.

Justin Hale: she she made me and you both think that we were part of her family and uh she didn't believe that.

Tyram: You know, I hate to admit it, Brew, but that is an excellent

Luke Neverisky: um

Ellis Taylor: A

Christopher Hooper: is okay.

Justin Hale: So where's

Ellis Taylor: a poor

Justin Hale: He's got familial trauma this uh this

Luke Neverisky: Um um is it possible for me to do any sort of

Ellis Taylor: brew.

Tyram: point. Holy s***. is

Luke Neverisky: like insight check on Elan the

Tyram: Silus Bru's like most stable relationship at this

Justin Hale: campaign.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh, Luke, give me a uh give

Tyram: point. Wow. It's actually a true vice versa, too,

Christopher Hooper: me give me an arcana check,

Tyram: though. I would say, which is kind of sad, but

Luke Neverisky: pool?

Christopher Hooper: actually.

Justin Hale: Yep.

Luke Neverisky: Uh

Christopher Hooper: 12. Um, from what you remember, um, what you've allowed yourself to remember, that

Tyram: still.

Christopher Hooper: seems to click. Um, you you remember an awful feeling. It felt it felt like you were being like burnt alive from the inside. Um, and you remember a nothingness kind

Luke Neverisky: 12. Hey

Christopher Hooper: of like being like a part of an ocean. Um, and then you remember then your new self coming out of like the primordial

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, well, if she's lying or not, I can't tell, but I do remember that that experience,

Christopher Hooper: goo.

Luke Neverisky: horrible. Um, so, as curious as I am, maybe we should just leave it.

Tyram: That's spear

Ali Leonard: whatever you

Ellis Taylor: If that's what you Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: Oh man. Oh

Ellis Taylor: it's your call,

Tyram: call.

[03:21:12]

Luke Neverisky: jeez. Um, all right. I'm going to go Can I go investigate the like I'm going to go in the

Ali Leonard: want.

Luke Neverisky: statue and see like if the gates actually

Ellis Taylor: sweetie.

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Are you going to you going to walk over there?

Luke Neverisky: there like in

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool.

Justin Hale: Can we all hover like like

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Justin Hale: worried uh like uh baby walking

Ellis Taylor: Well, I'm not letting any of you get

Christopher Hooper: Um, I was about to say like

Justin Hale: parents?

Ellis Taylor: away. Not letting any of you get with over 10 feet away from

Christopher Hooper: Liliana walks away and like immediately like rushes back to the books in the corner and then comes back within range and then like oh yeah, we got all got to move back

Ellis Taylor: me.

Christopher Hooper: together.

Justin Hale: Fair

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Hands on

Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, give me an investigation

Ellis Taylor: Bob. Hands on Bob.

Christopher Hooper: check and you can uh do with

Justin Hale: enough.

Luke Neverisky: Okay, that is good.

Christopher Hooper: advantage. They they both look they both look cocked to

Luke Neverisky: I kind of hate

Ellis Taylor: I can see Luke's rolls. Oh, I can't

Christopher Hooper: me. Weird. Um innate total. Uh yeah, looks like a some sort of like dragon goblin

Ellis Taylor: see the dragon. Go

Christopher Hooper: statue.

Luke Neverisky: Um um Olivia Silus or

Ellis Taylor: ahead.

Luke Neverisky: Elus can you my investigating people can you confirm like Helana said there was a gateway behind this but I just see a statue.

Ellis Taylor: now.

Christopher Hooper: Two. You rolled a

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Sure. No, good

Christopher Hooper: two.

Luke Neverisky: Two. Great thing you got

Ellis Taylor: thing I've got advantage.

Christopher Hooper: 18.

Tyram: That uh f******

Ellis Taylor: 18 plus

Tyram: monle really coming through in the

Ellis Taylor: five. I know. I love my

Christopher Hooper: Um, it

Tyram: clutch.

Luke Neverisky: 18.

Christopher Hooper: uh you see you see it looks like there's like a fake door behind the statue. um that it looks like you could move the statue backwards uh into that fake door and you find a little a little button that's just disguised

Ellis Taylor: monle.

Christopher Hooper: as like a tile in the side of the

Ellis Taylor: Should y'all want me to push the

Justin Hale: Sounds better than messing with the with the

Christopher Hooper: wall.

Justin Hale: pool, the fountain.

Ellis Taylor: button? Yeah, f*** it. I'm the best one to push it in case anything happens. I'm going push the

Christopher Hooper: Great.

Justin Hale: Whatever. We're all touching Bob.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: button.

Christopher Hooper: Everyone's touching. You see this? You see

Justin Hale: If she gets teleported, we all get

Luke Neverisky: Hands on the pray.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: this? You see the slu move out of the way and this this bright spread of light just

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: appears and it is you hear this whirling um it begins to suck you in and I need you uh

Justin Hale: teleported.

Christopher Hooper: actually uh it it begins to pull all of you in. You you see paper start flowing in through it coming behind you. You're all gripping onto Bob as you're holding on. And that's where we're going to end tonight.

Tyram: How many weeks until you're back from vacation?

Ellis Taylor: Okay, I'm going to

Christopher Hooper: Three.

Luke Neverisky: Where?

Ellis Taylor: assume phase step with Bob. It just says teleports its writer. writer is singular. So I can't just teleporters out of this.

Tyram: f***. We all do have teleportation. We could theoretically like coordinate teleporting all at

Luke Neverisky: I don't

Ellis Taylor: Okay. I think everyone but Ally has it.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, because I've used my missy

Ellis Taylor: Ally used hers. But you can ride Bob if you want. He

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Plus like

Tyram: once.

Ali Leonard: step. There you

Ellis Taylor: basically has Missy step with a

Christopher Hooper: this is in a book. Also, this show is

Luke Neverisky: think

Ellis Taylor: rider. But we'll see.

Christopher Hooper: gonna be rad as

Luke Neverisky: That's

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, it is. We're doing

Tyram: Oh man, the audience would be so

Ali Leonard: go.

Ellis Taylor: a good job getting them

Christopher Hooper: hell. Yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: lost. Like we're all having conversations

Ellis Taylor: readings.

Christopher Hooper: So, yeah, they

Tyram: telepathically and then

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Half out loud, half

Christopher Hooper: only hear Liliana on a one side

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: of a grappling conversation with Helisada.

Luke Neverisky: right. Great TV.

Ellis Taylor: not. They're like, who the f***** Helada? Like they have no

Tyram: I was wondering if

Luke Neverisky: Excuse me. I happen to be very

Tyram: Silus was going to be like, "Guys, this is like not what we're here to do." But no, Silus uh would, you know, want to help Liliana do what she needs to do here. So,

Luke Neverisky: famous. Let's go.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Well, I had

Luke Neverisky: Creep. All right. Look forward to three

Christopher Hooper: fun.

Luke Neverisky: weeks. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: context. Just pick this up in two week

Tyram: Goodness.

Ellis Taylor: or

Christopher Hooper: Oh my

Tyram: So, do either uh Justin or Martha, do you guys want to like redeem the honor of Toyota Tacomaomas next

Ellis Taylor: I cannot

Tyram: week? Damn

Ellis Taylor: I will be traveling on Friday.

Tyram: it. So, Justin, are you going to redeem the honor of Toyota Tacomaomas

Christopher Hooper: goodness.

Tyram: next week? Are you going to let them languish as this inferior

Justin Hale: That's a strong maybe. Let's see how next week

Ellis Taylor: So

Tyram: vehicle? All

Justin Hale: goes. I got to catch

Christopher Hooper: Nice.

Justin Hale: back up on

Christopher Hooper: I don't see

Justin Hale: work. Yeah, we're we're

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: right. Oh. Um, Toeer, were we going to do uh

Justin Hale: trading places.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh, we didn't get to that

Tyram: birthday stuff

Christopher Hooper: part.

Tyram: tonight? No.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, and we might never if y'all fall into this portal. So, we'll

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. So much for Elderan and

Tyram: We were going to

Ellis Taylor: whatever. What were we going to do? Blow it up. We were becoming

Christopher Hooper: see.

Tyram: go to various holy sites and blow them up.

Ellis Taylor: terrorists.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, maybe this is

Tyram: Yeah, I don't think we had an ambition to blow up the whole

Christopher Hooper: one.

Tyram: city, but just, you know, temples or

Luke Neverisky: Start small.

Christopher Hooper: Maybe this could be a poly site.

Tyram: something.

Luke Neverisky: I get it.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: but yeah, anyway, this was uh Luke's birthday edition, so happy birthday, Luke. Um, you may not have gotten

Justin Hale: Happy birthday,

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: any in-game items, but we got to explore some Liliana lore, which is almost the

Tyram: This is a huge lord drop episode

Luke Neverisky: Oh, it's all

Christopher Hooper: same.

Tyram: for uh Oh

Justin Hale: L.

Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah, it was. How much do you actually know? Like how much did you let Toeer just kind of like go with

Justin Hale: Is it

Ellis Taylor: it versus did you like write all this and he's just incorporating it? Like is is

Tyram: yeah.

Justin Hale: guys?

Luke Neverisky: Um, I think there was kind of a balance like at the

Ellis Taylor: there a balance you guys

Luke Neverisky: beginning of the campaign like I had a word document I sent to to we kind of like iterated a little bit and then we periodically like when I think

Ellis Taylor: hit?

Luke Neverisky: before the split over Helison was you know split whatever we were talking in Discord a little bit he's like hey what do you think about like what's happening And so yeah, um it was a collaboration I think. A little bit of

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: that and a little bit of this.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. I'm curious. I was just curious how much you're getting surprised by some of the

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh

Ellis Taylor: Lord drop

Luke Neverisky: yeah. Yeah. Some of it for

Ellis Taylor: too. Yeah. You're

Luke Neverisky: sure. That's right. That's

Ellis Taylor: on this journey with us of

Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah. At this point, I think um I uh Yeah, it's all new to me.

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Justin Hale: All I'm gonna say is if Liliana gets

Ellis Taylor: discovery.

Justin Hale: ripped away from the party, Brew is like with

Luke Neverisky: against

Justin Hale: relationships,

Ellis Taylor: Or if they fuse back together, what is our

Christopher Hooper: He's

Luke Neverisky: therapy.

Ellis Taylor: third character? And how do we have a third version of this

Christopher Hooper: uh it's it's going to be really awkward

Justin Hale: dude.

Luke Neverisky: That's

Ellis Taylor: name? Little

Christopher Hooper: if uh Liliana's the only one that fails her strength saving throw to get sucked into this vortex and you're like, "Well, guess we'll get another one.

Tyram: This one's Use up. We need another

Justin Hale: Got to come up with another

Luke Neverisky: a

Justin Hale: blank Anna

Luke Neverisky: That's

Ellis Taylor: sauna.

Tyram: bard. But that is also interesting that apparently um followers

Justin Hale: name.

Luke Neverisky: right. Three

Tyram: of Luna are seeking you out like they uh they pulled your card out of wherever you left it.

Luke Neverisky: weeks.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Wait, how long ago was your concert that we saved Luna

Christopher Hooper: you

Tyram: In real life, it was like a month

Ellis Taylor: with? That wasn't six months ago. It was

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: sooner. Okay. Yeah. So, in game it was like a monthish ago. So, it doesn't it's not like she got famous from the concert and then they went looking for her. did something beforehand.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we'll have to find

Tyram: ago.

Luke Neverisky: out. I got so much time

Christopher Hooper: I'll find out in a

Tyram: All right. So,

Christopher Hooper: month or so.

Tyram: we're Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Interesting.

Tyram: Okay. Which one of y'all is going to be the next secret

Christopher Hooper: I think I think uh I feel like um Stylus has like a good like uh rags to to riches villain to

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I feel like

Christopher Hooper: hero arc.

Tyram: messiah?

Ellis Taylor: we feel like I don't still don't know anything about Silus

Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh.

Tyram: Silus doesn't share a lot.

Ellis Taylor: unless I missed a Silus episode.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, the rest of us are just

Tyram: Yeah, Silus's actual back I'll go ahead and like kind of spare you from disappointment

Ellis Taylor: open books.

Tyram: here. Silus's actual backstory is not that

Christopher Hooper: we um it is funny that we started at Olivia and Elizabeth's

Tyram: interesting.

Christopher Hooper: hometown.

Ellis Taylor: But

Christopher Hooper: Um um just because it's

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

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Christopher Hooper: like cuz it's a good way to like open up someone's backstory is like go to their hometown. But we started at yours. So it's like uh like okay we did that like on the first

Ellis Taylor: Oh yeah. No, we found George like three

Christopher Hooper: day.

Ellis Taylor: sessions in. It felt like I was like, "Cool. There goes my good thing.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: You

Ellis Taylor: I hate Elderan. I just want to bring them down. They destroyed my

Tyram: pulled the trigger on like getting George out of like the shadow dimension re I think way faster than was expecting you to. Yeah. Like when

Ellis Taylor: home. Me

Tyram: you decided to like smite open the barrier or whatever.

Ellis Taylor: What the

Tyram: I don't

Ellis Taylor: f*** am I supposed to do? I got to get my grandson

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh

Ellis Taylor: out. Also, I think you were about to go

Christopher Hooper: goodness. Yeah. Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: on like paternity leave.

Christopher Hooper: I got to get this s*** in. Oh, yeah. I had to I had

Tyram: know.

Christopher Hooper: to get to a stopping place. That's right. Wow. That was for France when Francis was

Ellis Taylor: So

Christopher Hooper: born. Literally a lifetime

Tyram: I thought Francis was born after we got to

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: ago. Yeah, that's

Tyram: uh uh Red's hometown. It was a It was a good little It

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but that wasn't very far after. Like we were going up the mountain. God,

Christopher Hooper: right.

Tyram: was like a few months after

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: George, was it? I felt like it all happened on that

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, but you went through

Ellis Taylor: same

Christopher Hooper: you did a bunch of like um interlude like uh dimensional

Luke Neverisky: All

Ellis Taylor: mountain. Oh, yeah, that's

Christopher Hooper: stuff. Um cool. I got to go and finish

Ellis Taylor: right.

Christopher Hooper: packing. Hope you all had fun.

Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah. Thanks,

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Goodbye.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.