2026-05-15
Christopher Hooper: Streets. Thank God. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Um, it does not sound like it does not sound like uh Ellis is gonna make
Luke Neverisky: Hello. No, the odds
Christopher Hooper: it.
Luke Neverisky: are stacked against her, it would
Tyram: I'm not giving up on her
Christopher Hooper: I'm not sure I want her
Luke Neverisky: see.
Christopher Hooper: like fighting, vomiting to make it
Ali Leonard: Hello.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Luke Neverisky: We appreciate your dedication to the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right, let's see who we got.
Tyram: yet.
Luke Neverisky: list.
Tyram: Still need
Christopher Hooper: Speaking of
Luke Neverisky: There he
Christopher Hooper: Justin, the boy himself. Hey y'all.
Justin Hale: What's
Christopher Hooper: How's everyone doing? Oh,
Justin Hale: up?
Christopher Hooper: link. Everybody
Tyram: Justin.
Christopher Hooper: in
Luke Neverisky: is. You
Christopher Hooper: well? Um, Luke's in Dreamland, right? You're
Luke Neverisky: bet.
Christopher Hooper: just
Luke Neverisky: That's right. That's right. It's
Justin Hale: How
Christopher Hooper: chilling.
Luke Neverisky: almost my bedtime, you
Christopher Hooper: Same. Are you uh do you uh need an early um early in blue?
Luke Neverisky: guys. I'll probably wind up dipping around 11 if we're not done, just because I have
Christopher Hooper: I think I think that is is
Luke Neverisky: an early morning tomorrow.
Christopher Hooper: appropriate. I uh I'm looking for uh probably at 1000 p.m. um time. Um
Tyram: Well, there's no time to
Christopher Hooper: yeah. All right. What happened last
Luke Neverisky: Well, yeah. And the dice really f***** you last time,
Tyram: waste the old
Christopher Hooper: time? Yeah. And I still took down
Luke Neverisky: Toer. But
Tyram: fight. I thought it was
Luke Neverisky: yeah, I was okay with it. I'm just saying
Tyram: fine. It was
Luke Neverisky: f***.
Tyram: okay. I was clinging to life there at the end. Um, yeah, it was it was I think it was a really fun combat encounter in spite of the dice troubles. You know, we all got to kind of get into our element, you know, like uh Brew got to
Christopher Hooper: Taylor.
Tyram: be shooting grenade launchers and blowing s*** up. Uh, Liliana got to throw down some key disruptive spells and, you know, drive a boat, which
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Right.
Tyram: as we all know is a core part of her identity. Um,
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Tyram: Silus got to kind of move around the battlefield and do little opportunistic things. And, uh, Ellswith, of course, got to dominate a combat, you know, which is what Elizabeth does pretty much all the
Christopher Hooper: Right. Yeah.
Tyram: time, you
Ali Leonard: You guys say that I don't, but I shoot a lot of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. He shoots a
Tyram: know. I didn't What part of
Ali Leonard: gun and it does help. Just because I
Tyram: that was supposed to be sarcastic? I was being 100%
Ali Leonard: don't do the final big move. I I shoot my
Tyram: serious. You say that as though I was being facitious in some way. I wasn't. Elizabeth is out there just like taking names and kicking ass
Ali Leonard: gun.
Tyram: all the
Christopher Hooper: gun. Um, and uh y'all
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: restored Eldora or uh restored
Tyram: time. Doesn't say
Christopher Hooper: Luna.
Tyram: the f*** we did,
Ali Leonard: Mhm. I would
Christopher Hooper: I would
Tyram: but El Dora, more like smell
Ali Leonard: never got
Christopher Hooper: never. I'm uh I I was like really pleased
Luke Neverisky: Got
Tyram: Dora.
Ali Leonard: him.
Christopher Hooper: that um you restored her like mostly mid combat. That was fun. That was fun to play
Luke Neverisky: him.
Tyram: Good work
Ali Leonard: You're
Christopher Hooper: out. Um cool. And so that puts us um a day away from the uh from
Tyram: team.
Ali Leonard: welcome.
Christopher Hooper: the planned uh trip to Elderon. Um
Ali Leonard: Oh my god, there's so many things
Tyram: Oh man, we still got to go f*** with the Iron Claws and put on a concert. Well, that's when we get to Elder Ram, we
Ali Leonard: happening. And steal a rocket
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Tyram: do the rocket ship thing, but like the concert and the at least going to scope out that bar with the iron claws we got to do before we leave town here.
Ali Leonard: ship. We stretched ourselves way too
Christopher Hooper: Um
Luke Neverisky: And you know
Ali Leonard: thin.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. So um you uh you make it back. Uh I guess you first land at um Ira's workshop uh with his boat. I I suppose, right? And um how long does enlarge last? I think it's only like 10 minutes, right? Or something like that. Oh, an hour.
Ali Leonard: I think it's an hour, but let me double check. I'm pretty sure it's
Christopher Hooper: Okay. See, I'll make it back in record time.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um but what that record is, not
Tyram: lower than what we did for
Justin Hale: like
Ali Leonard: not. And who said it before
Christopher Hooper: sure. Yeah.
Tyram: sure. Obviously
Justin Hale: a vinyl
Ali Leonard: us?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we're on MP3s now. I
Justin Hale: record.
Tyram: not.
Ali Leonard: Maybe.
Tyram: And I guess if we go this
Ali Leonard: Oh, dang it. We were both wrong and I was very wrong. It was
Christopher Hooper: Oh, a minute. Okay. I thought it was in the
Tyram: Charlotte. Oh f***. Wow.
Ali Leonard: a
Tyram: Okay. You were being too generous. It turned
Christopher Hooper: minutes. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: minute. Yeah. Whoops. So, we don't really kind of get there in
Christopher Hooper: You make it in in
Luke Neverisky: thought
Tyram: out you could just cast it
Ali Leonard: record time. Just keep
Tyram: again for one minute of a turbo boost.
Ali Leonard: casting.
Christopher Hooper: time. You make it at an appropriate
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: time as as fast as would be expected. Maybe maybe a a couple seconds earlier. Um um and you you sail into Ira's
Luke Neverisky: far.
Christopher Hooper: workshop. Um you know, the ship not looking too bad. A little little dings here and there maybe, but I I think y'all mostly were unscathed.
Tyram: I feel like box could be
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Tyram: casting bending on the way back anyway,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, you did get some damage from from an explosion at one point. That's true. Um and so yes, if you want to um
Tyram: right?
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: do anything in Greyport, assuming that you want to do this mission with the um Twilight Company, uh now would be the time to you only got probably 24 hours to do
Tyram: All right. I guess the number one priority is that
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: concert. Yeah, we
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Feel a little obligated to help the Twilight
Tyram: I mean, you want to bang uh Lady Viper, so yeah, I feel
Ali Leonard: Company. I
Tyram: like
Ali Leonard: mean, if it won't hurt, you know what I mean?
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, but um as soon as we arrive at Iro's workshop, there's a big banner stretched out that says, "Happy birthday,
Christopher Hooper: Is
Luke Neverisky: God stars, right?
Christopher Hooper: she Is she just finished putting it up?
Tyram: Scarlet." Actually, that's pretty funny. We should go with
Ali Leonard: She was on the boat. Scarlet was on
Christopher Hooper: I don't I don't Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: that. I thought the guy that was on the boat with us.
Ali Leonard: the boat with
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, guys. Oh,
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: us.
Christopher Hooper: thanks. Wow. How did you know it was my
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Just we just
Christopher Hooper: birthday?
Luke Neverisky: know these things. That's why we're
Tyram: I mean, statistic, it was
Luke Neverisky: good.
Tyram: statistically likely that it was going to be your birthday because it's the birthday of basically every character we meet that isn't in the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, fair enough. We
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: do. We do. Um, it makes it really hard to plan most of the time because all my friends and family, we all want to do our own thing for our birthday. It's very
Tyram: party. Well, hey, you got a collection
Luke Neverisky: So, that's
Tyram: of four people right here whose birthday it isn't. So, we're able to really
Luke Neverisky: right. It's all yours.
Tyram: come together for
Christopher Hooper: complicated. Well, um, what better event than
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: a birthday to have a concert.
Luke Neverisky: Couldn't have said it better
Tyram: this. Wait, well, as soon as we uh give presents, we should go check with uh Jasper and see if he got that venue
Luke Neverisky: myself. Oh
Tyram: set up for us. But here,
Christopher Hooper: Oh my gosh, this
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Tyram: I can't do a pocket
Christopher Hooper: is great. This will keep all my shirts much more
Tyram: protector. I didn't want to say anything, but your shirts were messy as
Christopher Hooper: tidy. Yeah, lots of accidents.
Luke Neverisky: Well, I made you this and she uh uh I present a um a
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: necklace of just kind of like various braided strings and things like that. We don't have
Tyram: f***.
Christopher Hooper: wow. Oh, it's
Luke Neverisky: much in the boat, but you
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: beautiful. Is it
Luke Neverisky: know, it's it's so beautiful. Oh my
Ali Leonard: Beauty is
Christopher Hooper: beautiful? A be a
Ali Leonard: the eye of the
Christopher Hooper: holder. Wow.
Luke Neverisky: god. I didn't give you one of
Ali Leonard: beholder. The beholder did say it
Luke Neverisky: those. That would be a better
Ali Leonard: was
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Oh my gosh. This is beautiful. Thank
Tyram: All right. So, we're on
Luke Neverisky: response. That's Canon.
Tyram: speaking terms with the beholder. That's canon
Christopher Hooper: you. Yeah. I don't know.
Tyram: now. Super
Ali Leonard: beautiful. And we're chill.
Christopher Hooper: I feel like
Tyram: chill. We were introduced by the gentleman sharks. They're our mutual
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Ali Leonard: Yeah, I gotta specify
Christopher Hooper: there's
Tyram: acquaintance.
Ali Leonard: because we're going to sing we're on speaking terms and all of a sudden bad
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: They're the nicest beholder. They love us, but not in like a way that would endanger us in any
Luke Neverisky: Yep. No. Like we're
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: way. Or maybe that's just not canon.
Christopher Hooper: Um, we'll think about it. We'll workshop it. Oh,
Ali Leonard: beholder
Christopher Hooper: this is beautiful. Oh, thank you. Um, well, I'll I'll
Tyram: Whatever.
Christopher Hooper: put it right on. Well, puts it on. Looks that it's like this is I think
Luke Neverisky: tight.
Christopher Hooper: the only piece of jewelry I have.
Luke Neverisky: Got to start
Christopher Hooper: It's not
Ali Leonard: sad. I'm sorry. That was a knee-jerk reaction. I don't have any joy either, so I don't even know why I said
Christopher Hooper: sad. You know, it gets in the way of a lot of
Ali Leonard: that. It does like if I'm
Christopher Hooper: things. Yeah,
Ali Leonard: tinkering, bracelet caught, hand gone.
Christopher Hooper: that's exactly what I'm
Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, I'm just I'm
Christopher Hooper: saying. Okay, I
Luke Neverisky: somewhere.
Ali Leonard: just always sassy. It's a defense
Christopher Hooper: get apology accepted. Anyway, let's go get some drinks and sausages for my birthday and maybe a
Ali Leonard: mechanism. Birthday.
Christopher Hooper: concert.
Justin Hale: I got you present. He walks up, hands are just
Christopher Hooper: What does
Justin Hale: like a small paper
Ali Leonard: Birthday.
Christopher Hooper: it say? Anything on the
Justin Hale: bag. No, it's like it's like crumpled
Christopher Hooper: outside? Oh, okay. Looks
Justin Hale: up. And then when you when you open it up, it's just like dirt and brown
Christopher Hooper: inside. Is this tea?
Justin Hale: bits.
Christopher Hooper: Coffee.
Tyram: That is
Justin Hale: No, it's it's brown
Christopher Hooper: Oh, brown
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Tyram: a high honor from
Ali Leonard: Ooh. at home.
Christopher Hooper: kid. Oh, wow. All
Luke Neverisky: at
Tyram: Brew. Now you can have your brown on the
Justin Hale: kit. Not completely
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. I didn't I didn't
Tyram: go.
Justin Hale: useless. All
Christopher Hooper: really know I needed this, but this is great. Okay. Oh,
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: I um Yeah. Okay. This is great. Very good. I um I guess it's
Luke Neverisky: home.
Ali Leonard: Brown
Christopher Hooper: pocket size. This
Justin Hale: Yes, it's pocket brown. When you go, you get the drink. You You pour it in drink. You make
Christopher Hooper: great. All right. Sounds good to
Tyram: Oh, Olivia said He was the one who was going to make you Hi,
Justin Hale: brown. You're going
Tyram: May and Bolivia and
Justin Hale: to
Christopher Hooper: me.
Tyram: um hand you some hand knitted bracers of
Justin Hale: She
Christopher Hooper: Wow.
Justin Hale: got real
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Uh, okay. Wow. These are great.
Tyram: defense. Yeah, they should upgrade your AC from pathetic to
Christopher Hooper: Incredible. I It's never something I cared about,
Tyram: bad.
Justin Hale: old.
Christopher Hooper: but these are great. These are beautiful. Thank you,
Ali Leonard: in my presence. It's not really a present, but it it's the first copy
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Ali Leonard: of Romance with Iro. And I'm Yeah, you just
Christopher Hooper: goodness.
Ali Leonard: uh leave me some notes if you want. We're open to
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, for sure. Would love
Tyram: That's going to be a collector's item
Christopher Hooper: to. Wow.
Ali Leonard: collaboration. It's covered in sea water from the boat. I was
Christopher Hooper: Um, some of the text is running, but I I'll make it
Ali Leonard: just read between the lines.
Christopher Hooper: work. And literally got
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Context
Christopher Hooper: it. Okay. Well, fantastic. This is great. Wow. This is the best birthday I've ever
Tyram: someday.
Luke Neverisky: That's great.
Christopher Hooper: had.
Luke Neverisky: That sounds like
Tyram: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: clues. That's great.
Tyram: that's that's super that's that's not
Luke Neverisky: don't
Tyram: sad.
Ali Leonard: Elsa immediately wanted to say
Tyram: Amazing
Ali Leonard: sad. She's just like
Tyram: restraint. Um, Silus will use the psychic
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Tyram: link to think of you guys. That's the saddest f****** thing I've ever heard.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. It's terrible.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: It's absolutely terrible. Linds is not a treat. It's dummy one.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Well, um, oh, I don't know what to Should we hug? Oh, yeah. No hugging. Great.
Tyram: the
Christopher Hooper: Orphanage. I don't
Tyram: orphanage.
Justin Hale: Did you want you want
Christopher Hooper: know. I I could Should we
Justin Hale: hugs? It
Christopher Hooper: hug? Let's try it. Brew, will you hug me,
Justin Hale: sounded like you justeded. Wait me
Ali Leonard: You have to come down here for
Christopher Hooper: Brew? Okay. Okay. Come
Tyram: What?
Justin Hale: first. I don't know. I don't know if you should start with
Christopher Hooper: here. Come here. You broke. Come on. Come
Justin Hale: me. Who are you talking to? Me
Christopher Hooper: on.
Luke Neverisky: It's going to be great. It's going to be great. You're going to love
Justin Hale: first. Oh
Ali Leonard: us. No hissing,
Justin Hale: god. He does uh Brew does that like
Ali Leonard: Brew.
Luke Neverisky: it. So,
Justin Hale: um that slow dance pose like middle school slow dance pose
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Justin Hale: where it's All right, that's enough. That's
Christopher Hooper: Yep. Oh, that was good. That was good. Thank you, Brew. Thank you, Brew.
Justin Hale: enough.
Christopher Hooper: I think that was enough, though.
Justin Hale: Just
Tyram: She wanted to go with the best
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you gave me an
Luke Neverisky: And that is
Tyram: hugger.
Justin Hale: me. All
Christopher Hooper: appropriate amount of space and I really like
Justin Hale: right. Feels like
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Don't test it with anybody
Luke Neverisky: here.
Justin Hale: a like a really low bar, but all
Ali Leonard: else. Do not ask
Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah. No
Justin Hale: right.
Ali Leonard: Olivia. She will go
Tyram: What? What is
Christopher Hooper: way. Nothing, Olivia. To the
Luke Neverisky: She a
Tyram: that?
Ali Leonard: in. Nothing is great. You're
Christopher Hooper: orphanage.
Justin Hale: He's an old bird
Tyram: Oh, actually, yeah, that was pretty much the same as like my
Luke Neverisky: parent.
Tyram: uh my parent
Christopher Hooper: Very good.
Ali Leonard: amazing.
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic.
Justin Hale: lady.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. So, y'all uh y'all jet across town on
Tyram: impression.
Christopher Hooper: the um on the trolley, right? I think we established that at some point.
Tyram: Yeah, I think that was
Christopher Hooper: Um y'all head across town on the trolley and um make your way to um the brewery of of Gains
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Gains Banks breweries
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: and bankery brewer and bakery. Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: Thank you
Tyram: Bakery Brewery and
Christopher Hooper: you make it to the brewery. Um, and let's see. Uh, can y'all tell me like what kind of concert you're trying to put together
Luke Neverisky: for one
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: here? I would. I I really
Luke Neverisky: of That's
Ali Leonard: Wouldn't you like to know?
Christopher Hooper: would.
Luke Neverisky: right. one
Tyram: Bakery. I guess like I guess
Luke Neverisky: of
Tyram: like Liliana's energy is like we're putting on like a jewel concert or something,
Luke Neverisky: kind of like that. Yeah, really
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: mellow. Some uh mood lighting.
Ali Leonard: kind of
Tyram: right? Need to like sit in the middle of
Ali Leonard: like the beginnings of a Lilith
Luke Neverisky: Um yes, absolutely.
Tyram: the stage on a stool and just play an acoustic
Luke Neverisky: That is 100%. Um, yeah,
Tyram: guitar with like a bunch of candles and s*** like all around the stage
Ali Leonard: fair. What's
Luke Neverisky: candles littering the uh the
Tyram: on it. It'll be a huge
Luke Neverisky: stage. But we got brew there. If anyone
Tyram: fire
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: can mitigate a fire hazard, it's a guy that can make fire hazards.
Christopher Hooper: Wow.
Luke Neverisky: Um, do
Tyram: hazard. Or upgrade fire hazard to
Luke Neverisky: fire.
Justin Hale: That sounds That sounds more like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. You heard those like um the concerts that are like
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah.
Luke Neverisky: strings by candle light or something? It's basically like that. This is kind of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Gotcha.
Tyram: fire.
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. That's such a different vibe than the last concert y'all
Luke Neverisky: the
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: gave.
Luke Neverisky: right
Tyram: I mean, really, we're having to start over with Scratch with all the
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: special effects and
Christopher Hooper: like to assume that you do the same special effects like like Buru only
Luke Neverisky: oils for
Tyram: everything.
Christopher Hooper: knows, you know, like one
Luke Neverisky: a He's got
Justin Hale: It's
Tyram: Don't put brew in a box. Brew
Justin Hale: best. Why move away from that
Tyram: is
Justin Hale: setup? It is not not I only
Christopher Hooper: setup.
Justin Hale: know one setup. It's that I have crafted perfect setup over years of tinkering with
Christopher Hooper: He is he has found
Tyram: versatile.
Justin Hale: setup.
Ali Leonard: That's immediately what made me think of was the Bobsburgers oil spill singer
Christopher Hooper: perfection. Let me
Justin Hale: I've
Ali Leonard: lady. I don't know if you guys remember
Luke Neverisky: What? Yeah, I never watched
Justin Hale: never
Ali Leonard: her. Oh, I just feel
Tyram: No, I just feel like you're making s*** up right
Ali Leonard: very attacked. Whatever. It's
Christopher Hooper: see. This is the worst reference ever.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: fine. Yeah, it feels like
Luke Neverisky: Reflects on you as a
Tyram: now.
Justin Hale: burgers. Not that I like the show, I've just never watched
Ali Leonard: it. That's fine.
Christopher Hooper: I like
Tyram: I
Justin Hale: it. I'm sure
Ali Leonard: Well, I feel like everyone would enjoy
Christopher Hooper: the show and I've seen a lot of it, but I still reject your
Tyram: probably would, but you know,
Ali Leonard: it.
Luke Neverisky: person.
Justin Hale: I think it's great,
Ali Leonard: It's
Christopher Hooper: reference. Mhm.
Justin Hale: but because you like it, I
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yeah, Justin gets
Ali Leonard: fine. I don't care. It's
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: like I just feel like at the end of the day, you have to accept there's lots of good
Justin Hale: disagree. No. No, I
Tyram: shows out there that, you know, you would like. There's just not enough time to watch
Justin Hale: don't.
Ali Leonard: fine. Absolutely. That's why I w I'm watching Top Chef for the 10th
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yep.
Justin Hale: Yes. Just just like Avatar, right
Christopher Hooper: Just like
Tyram: everything. No, not like that. Everyone needs to watch
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: Avatar. Some are
Ali Leonard: time.
Christopher Hooper: But now you have watched a little bit of Avatar so it's
Tyram: non-negotiable.
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Justin Hale: guys? I've watched a little bit. Yeah. Trying to get the kids to uh sit down long enough to actually get into it is hard right
Ali Leonard: Good
Tyram: Yeah, it might be a little harsh for me to say your kids have
Ali Leonard: luck. I say with all
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: terrible taste if they're not liking Avatar, but you know, I'm I'm leaning towards that
Justin Hale: now.
Tyram: assessment. Okay. Okay. All
Justin Hale: It's that the attention span is still not
Christopher Hooper: You can lead a horse to
Tyram: right.
Justin Hale: awesome.
Ali Leonard: cats. I've made a lot of
Luke Neverisky: That's
Justin Hale: Hey, I
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: mean children children are are just one big ball
Ali Leonard: excuses.
Christopher Hooper: water. Yeah. Especially
Justin Hale: of ADHD. You know what I'm
Christopher Hooper: the ones with ADHD.
Justin Hale: saying, right? Yeah. You get double
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. So, um, had y'all talk to Jasper about like setting this up for you in the
Tyram: Yeah, we talked to him about it at the uh at the at the at the
Justin Hale: A.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. We talked about it at the
Christopher Hooper: meantime? Yeah, I think you briefly did. I don't know if we got
Tyram: gala.
Ali Leonard: masquerade.
Christopher Hooper: any
Tyram: Yeah, he committed to getting things
Christopher Hooper: details. Oh, yeah.
Tyram: ready. I'm
Ali Leonard: They talked about the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: not even lying right now. He actually did say he was going to get things arranged for
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, cool. Cool. I just want to make sure I'm not missing any specifics that you talked to him about. Um um
Ali Leonard: venue. He gave him her
Christopher Hooper: so uh to make this even more apppropo
Ali Leonard: writer.
Christopher Hooper: uh he had he is
Tyram: us.
Christopher Hooper: um you arrive and you see he's kind of moved the like seating to the side and has put these like steel like bleacher sheings along the side. And uh he has decorated um all of his kids art like hanging like along um these like twine as these little like banner things. Um, and there
Ali Leonard: Great.
Christopher Hooper: are all these little drawings um of varying artistic ability of like the kids and um Liliana
Ali Leonard: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: and like them playing instruments and rainbows and unicorns and like how they love their
Ali Leonard: So, he got the vibe
Christopher Hooper: mom. Yeah. Kind
Luke Neverisky: You kind of nailed
Ali Leonard: kind of
Christopher Hooper: of accidentally if anything.
Ali Leonard: perfectly. I think I'm working with what
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah. Uh and he sees you
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: I
Christopher Hooper: walk up. He says, "Hey, hey guys. How's it going? Hope
Ali Leonard: got.
Christopher Hooper: you like the place. I had the kids uh make the decorations." Oh,
Luke Neverisky: I love it. It looks so cute in
Christopher Hooper: great. Good. Good. I'm glad you like
Justin Hale: Is this the kids you're taking
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, yeah. Yep. You won't hear from
Justin Hale: care of?
Christopher Hooper: them anymore. They're on recess.
Tyram: Jasper, we talked about
Luke Neverisky: here.
Tyram: this. Say that out loud.
Luke Neverisky: They're no longer with
Tyram: Listen to yourself say it. It sounds sinister as
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, let's
Luke Neverisky: us because
Tyram: f***.
Christopher Hooper: just say they're going to be taking a long nap
Tyram: They're swimming with the fishing because we spent the day at the
Ali Leonard: because they're exhausted from
Christopher Hooper: tonight.
Luke Neverisky: they're a resident development. The doctor was like
Ali Leonard: recess. Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: I I think that I feel like there's like a gag like that
Luke Neverisky: that. Yeah.
Tyram: beach.
Christopher Hooper: arrested. Um but uh yeah, you know, they're taken care of. Uh and they've uh yeah, it should be great. I think
Justin Hale: Listen.
Christopher Hooper: they're really
Ali Leonard: right. How are the new
Christopher Hooper: excited. Oh,
Tyram: the ones from
Ali Leonard: orphans?
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: I guess new orphans is not the correct term, but new to
Christopher Hooper: Recently acquired
Luke Neverisky: Recently
Tyram: place. I don't
Luke Neverisky: acquired
Justin Hale: Refurbance
Ali Leonard: you
Christopher Hooper: orphans
Luke Neverisky: real like
Tyram: know. All of these are really bad,
Christopher Hooper: second
Ali Leonard: pre-owned. Some were not like new. somewhere
Tyram: guys. Maybe new arrivals. Maybe we just need that
Justin Hale: orphans
Luke Neverisky: you knew
Tyram: or something. You
Justin Hale: orphans. That sounds better than anything
Ali Leonard: very
Christopher Hooper: hand. Yeah. So the new orphans
Tyram: know, it wasn't even that good. It's just the way you
Justin Hale: that we came up with.
Ali Leonard: okay. I don't
Tyram: guys also was really bad.
Ali Leonard: know. Was it
Luke Neverisky: around. Hey,
Tyram: kind
Ali Leonard: wrong? I don't know. Pre-owned feels right. They were
Luke Neverisky: we
Tyram: of technically
Ali Leonard: paid
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: that's
Ali Leonard: for. Thank you.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, the new over friends are pretty good. I mean, they're kind of
Tyram: true. Just kill
Ali Leonard: Just saying. Give some
Christopher Hooper: weird. They're a little messed
Luke Neverisky: been through some
Ali Leonard: credit. Yeah, they're a little They're going to be a little messed
Christopher Hooper: up. They
Luke Neverisky: stuff, but
Ali Leonard: up. Do they like their first hot
Christopher Hooper: did. Yeah. Everybody loves hot
Ali Leonard: dogs? Yeah. Yeah. They've never had a hot dog
Christopher Hooper: dog. Really?
Ali Leonard: before. Yeah. They got to
Luke Neverisky: be
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: eat what was it? Like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. What was
Ali Leonard: gr. And then
Christopher Hooper: Huh?
Luke Neverisky: the That's what it was. That's
Ali Leonard: they would tease them with
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. I I gave him We had
Tyram: Well, I feel like we're
Ali Leonard: taffy. They would never get to eat the
Christopher Hooper: a bunch of
Tyram: burying light here because they also like use them for horrific experiments to turn them into like mini
Ali Leonard: taffy. Oh, also they're having experiments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What were those experiments? I didn't get I didn't get the
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: details there.
Tyram: view. They were turning them into Ellsworths.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Some of them. Yeah. We're being brainwashed to
Christopher Hooper: Oh, well, at least you're a good role
Ali Leonard: become me.
Christopher Hooper: model. Could be
Luke Neverisky: There you
Ali Leonard: I don't think that's how
Christopher Hooper: worse. All
Ali Leonard: that works
Christopher Hooper: right.
Ali Leonard: cuz then it's like they're taking their identity, you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. It's It's a bad idea. I'm not saying
Luke Neverisky: go. It's
Ali Leonard: know, and like the
Christopher Hooper: it's a good
Luke Neverisky: true.
Ali Leonard: song I'm not a perfect
Justin Hale: There's many things you didn't
Christopher Hooper: idea.
Luke Neverisky: I get
Justin Hale: know. As long as
Ali Leonard: person. Who gets it?
Christopher Hooper: Um we I mean they love We had some cake when they came
Tyram: But you had a reason for you to change who you used to
Christopher Hooper: in. We
Justin Hale: you
Ali Leonard: We're all on the same
Christopher Hooper: uh they went wild for the cake we had when we had our welcome
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: page. Sugar
Christopher Hooper: party. They were all over that thing.
Tyram: be.
Ali Leonard: rush. I think that's probably the first sugar they've ever
Christopher Hooper: Um they were bouncing off the walls. It
Ali Leonard: tasted in their lives.
Christopher Hooper: was fun. Yeah. Um I'm glad some of them are
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Cool.
Christopher Hooper: older, too, cuz uh they they kind of help help the younger ones. I think they're honestly the most messed
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, for sure. When we snuck in there, there was just a boy mopping. Just always
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Luke Neverisky: Oh, it's
Ali Leonard: mopping. He's like, I've been doing this since I was born. I'm never leaving. I don't know what outside
Tyram: Well, we showed
Ali Leonard: is. No more mopping
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Tyram: him. Don't make him mop. By the way,
Ali Leonard: for him. Yeah, don't make
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Which which one is that one? We
Luke Neverisky: happen. That will probably trigger
Ali Leonard: that one m
Christopher Hooper: do do chores, but
Tyram: Jasper, what was his name?
Justin Hale: AB
Ali Leonard: that f*** was his
Luke Neverisky: some uh the
Ali Leonard: name? It
Luke Neverisky: thing
Ali Leonard: wasn't George, was it?
Luke Neverisky: Trevor.
Justin Hale: I thought his name
Ali Leonard: No. Okay, give us a second to look at our
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, no
Justin Hale: was His name wasn't
Ali Leonard: rolodex. God damn it. No, you remember him as mop because you remember the
Justin Hale: M. Oh, Fair enough
Christopher Hooper: problem.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I
Tyram: Okay, guys. I feel like we got to move on from this.
Justin Hale: here.
Ali Leonard: mob. I'll remember. It'll come to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, yeah,
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: me. It'll come to
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Um, oh, Thomas. Yeah, he's a he's a good
Luke Neverisky: know.
Ali Leonard: me.
Christopher Hooper: boy. He's been helping the youngers for
Tyram: I thought it was a teen
Ali Leonard: Thomas.
Luke Neverisky: Let's keep away from
Tyram: name. Yeah, don't make him
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Good.
Christopher Hooper: sure. Um, all right. Well, um, let's get this show on the road. Uh, was I supposed
Tyram: up.
Christopher Hooper: to invite people? Cuz I was just going to have the orphans. Uh, watch. And
Luke Neverisky: them.
Tyram: Oh, we got to get more than just the
Ali Leonard: Yeah, let's put
Christopher Hooper: I was going to invite their like friends and family, but that seemed a little
Tyram: orphans. They They don't have family, man. Then they're
Ali Leonard: out because they don't have any.
Christopher Hooper: rude.
Tyram: orphans. That's the defining feature of being an
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: So you accidentally did the right
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. Great.
Luke Neverisky: thing about your
Tyram: orphan.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Okay. Well, one thing I will do is declare my location in the newspaper as a racist and put Liliana's concert at
Christopher Hooper: Oh, wow. You're going to out
Luke Neverisky: purpose.
Ali Leonard: this
Christopher Hooper: yourself as a
Ali Leonard: location just to kind of get people here. You know what I
Christopher Hooper: racist.
Tyram: We look over our shoulder and there's a sports reporter just lingering waiting for the
Justin Hale: That's
Ali Leonard: mean?
Tyram: opportunity to get it in the
Ali Leonard: Just all
Luke Neverisky: Perfect. Speak a little louder. The great El
Tyram: paper.
Ali Leonard: right, I'm
Tyram: I mean, you recently won that race, so you got a huge
Ali Leonard: here.
Tyram: profile right
Ali Leonard: I recently won the race and now I have to put on sunglasses. I may get
Christopher Hooper: Um, hello. You the great racist
Luke Neverisky: Smith.
Christopher Hooper: Elsmith. You ready to report your your location in the paper?
Justin Hale: Paparazzi.
Ali Leonard: assassinated as by law. Yes. and I am here at
Christopher Hooper: Is it true you raced in the most
Tyram: now.
Ali Leonard: Liliana's
Christopher Hooper: recent Grand Prix at Greyport Grand
Ali Leonard: concert. Well, I didn't agree to an interview, but I guess I will. Yes, I did. And I won. And
Christopher Hooper: Prix? Wow. Incredible.
Ali Leonard: I'd like you to know that I
Christopher Hooper: And is it true? You took the place of a truly awful
Ali Leonard: won. I mean, those are your words and mine. Yes,
Christopher Hooper: person.
Tyram: It's a
Ali Leonard: it was.
Luke Neverisky: All
Tyram: consensus
Ali Leonard: So, we all agree then. And
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. All right. All
Ali Leonard: we're here at the orphanage where all of the orphans that he was using for child
Christopher Hooper: right. Oh my
Tyram: opinion.
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Ali Leonard: labor are. And I look at Silus and I go, "The money we're raising is going to
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: the
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Tyram: Okay. Okay. But what about the money made from selling
Ali Leonard: orphans." That is
Tyram: merchandise?
Ali Leonard: your that that one's yours. Donations are for the
Tyram: Yes, bro. Let's go make some
Ali Leonard: orphans
Christopher Hooper: goodness. Fantastic.
Tyram: merchandise.
Ali Leonard: different. And this concert is for
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Ali Leonard: is by Liliana for the goddess
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. Okay. Okay. This
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: is a spicy concert. All right. All
Ali Leonard: Luna. Spicy gums are only the
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. All right.
Ali Leonard: best for you.
Christopher Hooper: What? What is this concert going
Luke Neverisky: When is when is concert going on? Couple
Ali Leonard: What time? It's like they're at recess. So, so like what? Like
Luke Neverisky: hours. It's got to be It's got to be night time for
Ali Leonard: 6 7 night time. So 8:00
Christopher Hooper: on? Oh my
Luke Neverisky: the Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: god. All right. That's in 4 hours. Goodness
Ali Leonard: p.m. Recess
Luke Neverisky: Hey,
Ali Leonard: at 400 p.m. That feels like a late recess.
Luke Neverisky: Jasper's learning. He's
Ali Leonard: Sorry. Sorry. Why am I judging? Yes.
Christopher Hooper: me. Oh my
Ali Leonard: Four
Christopher Hooper: god. All right. Well, um I'll I'll talk to the radios. I'll get this story in. Thank you. Thank you, El Smith. So glad to see you back in the races
Luke Neverisky: learning.
Ali Leonard: hours. And what's your
Christopher Hooper: column. Don't worry about
Ali Leonard: name? I'll remember you. You're You're a good one. He's
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: Scooter man's a good reporter name, right?
Justin Hale: Well, we'll see your name in the
Ali Leonard: probably
Christopher Hooper: Who? Scooter man. Um,
Tyram: Scooter
Justin Hale: paper, right? We'll
Christopher Hooper: you don't know his name, but his your characters don't know his name, but his
Tyram: man.
Justin Hale: see the paper,
Christopher Hooper: real name is um Thoop
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: Scoot.
Ali Leonard: So he refused to give
Christopher Hooper: Um, he ran. Yeah, he ran
Ali Leonard: his name. I have to give my location and he refused to give
Christopher Hooper: on. Yeah, you know, uh, reporters got to protect
Ali Leonard: his
Luke Neverisky: It's
Ali Leonard: name. Yeah. Okay. That's what Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The stalkers need to Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: themselves. All right. And so he's off. Um, you hope that he gets the word out to the
Luke Neverisky: true.
Christopher Hooper: radio and paper people. Um, cool. What are
Ali Leonard: Okay. Get
Christopher Hooper: y'all doing in the meantime? Making some merchandise or
Ali Leonard: paid. I guess
Christopher Hooper: something? Taking a short
Tyram: Well, we got to make some merchandise. We've had
Ali Leonard: we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket,
Tyram: time to short rest on a trip home
Ali Leonard: too.
Christopher Hooper: rest. Maybe sounds
Tyram: surely. Um, okay. We need to go uh get a crowd hyped up
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: to like we need to like get some foot traffic in here, you
Luke Neverisky: I I need to warm up tune everything. I'll just I'll
Tyram: know? Yeah, you you you rest your instrument, you know, you like, you know, you get ready for your your concert.
Justin Hale: Put
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Justin Hale: your guitar in the bed with the pillow. Put the Put the blanket over
Luke Neverisky: be
Ali Leonard: The local college is a bad one,
Christopher Hooper: What do you think
Luke Neverisky: the local
Ali Leonard: right? Am I thinking St.
Christopher Hooper: that? Uh, no. St.
Tyram: Um
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: George is not the is the
Christopher Hooper: George is like a a cult, like a dragon killing
Ali Leonard: college? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: cult.
Ali Leonard: I was going to go to the college. I was like because that that
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Okay. St. George meets out of a tavern called the Dragon's
Ali Leonard: was a line with Caspian, right? That was like the church.
Tyram: Hide, and they'll be busy f****** by the time the concert
Christopher Hooper: So
Luke Neverisky: college. That's right.
Tyram: starts. Oh, sorry. You weren't there for that one. Yeah, St. George. Um, the
Luke Neverisky: Y that's
Tyram: St. Georgees spend all night f****** at their tavern.
Ali Leonard: Who? Okay. So,
Tyram: Yes, we tried very hard to the
Ali Leonard: we'll avoid that.
Christopher Hooper: true.
Tyram: last time we were there.
Ali Leonard: Um, I was going to get some college
Tyram: Yeah, great idea. Oh, why don't we
Ali Leonard: kids.
Luke Neverisky: true.
Tyram: go to like the Caspian quad, you
Ali Leonard: Exactly. That's what I was thinking because they're not they're the ones not reading the
Tyram: know, and you know, not to, you know, play the stereotypes or anything, but a lot of those scantily clad students at the Caspian Quad are sure to bring a lot of eyes, you
Ali Leonard: paper.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: know.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see what you mean. How to get them there,
Christopher Hooper: And why male
Luke Neverisky: My
Ali Leonard: though. Do we know anyone enticing to college
Christopher Hooper: models? What are you asking me right
Luke Neverisky: male. Take a
Ali Leonard: kids? All right, now we're cooking with
Luke Neverisky: big
Ali Leonard: gas. This is a plan coming
Christopher Hooper: now? Okay. What you want? You want to get Iro
Tyram: Iro.
Ali Leonard: together.
Christopher Hooper: to entice college
Ali Leonard: We're going to message Iro to meet us in the quad. Meet some of us because some of us Yeah. And we'll have like signs that say like concert
Christopher Hooper: kids.
Ali Leonard: tonight. This hottie will be
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Thursday. Got
Ali Leonard: there and then Olivia will be there for the, you know, for the people who are
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: ladies inclined.
Christopher Hooper: All right.
Ali Leonard: We got both sides covered. I was going
Luke Neverisky: it.
Ali Leonard: to say your girlfriend Silus, but she's in
Tyram: She is in a different dimension.
Ali Leonard: a different dimension, but she is number
Tyram: Yeah. I mean, honestly, yes. We are spoiled with like baddies that we can contact to do
Ali Leonard: one with baddies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like
Tyram: this. I feel like you're
Ali Leonard: too early for me to cash in a fave.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: not like in enough with Lady Viper to get her to try to help us yet. You don't want
Ali Leonard: So,
Tyram: to push that, you know? Oh, we'll
Ali Leonard: Exactly. after one meeting. I think
Luke Neverisky: You got it.
Tyram: get you there,
Ali Leonard: not. So, um Olivia, you gota you gotta
Christopher Hooper: Is Olivia the
Luke Neverisky: Cool.
Ali Leonard: step
Christopher Hooper: only canonically attractive person in the in the
Ali Leonard: or how's Scarlet? What if we what if we She's all that did
Christopher Hooper: party? Oh, it would probably work very
Tyram: though. Oh, yeah. What if she like comes down like a stair? What if like she's like everyone's
Christopher Hooper: well.
Tyram: like, "Oh, look at this nerd." But then like we take her up to like the top of a staircase and she comes down like lets her hair out and everyone's like, you
Ali Leonard: her. Yeah. Hair down,
Luke Neverisky: glasses off, right?
Ali Leonard: glasses off is the key. Glasses
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that would probably
Tyram: know, is Liliana
Ali Leonard: off.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, she Yeah, but she's busy. She's She's warming
Tyram: pretty? Oh, that's true. That's
Ali Leonard: Yeah. That's what I mean. Like Liliana, this
Christopher Hooper: work.
Luke Neverisky: up.
Tyram: true.
Ali Leonard: is no offense to you. You are 100%
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, totally get
Ali Leonard: beautiful, but I need you to warm up your
Luke Neverisky: it. Nope, that's that's Yep.
Ali Leonard: instrument. If you get a polip, what are we doing
Luke Neverisky: Absolutely. That's right. What have we even been doing? Yeah. Now, I'm going to go put my guitar to bed like Ruth
Christopher Hooper: Is is Brew a handsome goblin?
Ali Leonard: here? Now, now Brew, do you want me to rate everyone in
Christopher Hooper: Goblin. No. Ellie, did you
Luke Neverisky: said.
Tyram: I have
Ali Leonard: this group in
Tyram: a hard time imagining Brew is
Ali Leonard: order in order of
Christopher Hooper: make
Ali Leonard: attractiveness? Let's start at
Christopher Hooper: But it I I was thinking like maybe he's not handsome to
Tyram: handsome.
Ali Leonard: the
Christopher Hooper: like most society, but for goblins, he's like
Luke Neverisky: I f******
Ali Leonard: But like the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: So, like as soon as we go to like a goblin city, like
Ali Leonard: goblins like the
Tyram: everyone's just like tripping over themselves trying to get some of
Ali Leonard: bachelor. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: specifically. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: kind of a big
Ali Leonard: that's why he had to
Christopher Hooper: Is Ellsworth
Justin Hale: Maybe kind of a big deal.
Ali Leonard: leave.
Christopher Hooper: canonically uh not
Ali Leonard: Okay. Um I'd
Luke Neverisky: deal.
Tyram: brew.
Ali Leonard: say she's fine. Like she's not known for being attractive, but she's also like always had grease all over her face and goggles
Christopher Hooper: attractive?
Tyram: Maybe we could pull a she's all that with
Ali Leonard: in her hair and like we're going to double she's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, double sees all that. All right.
Tyram: you. They're all
Ali Leonard: all that. They
Christopher Hooper: with our with our nerd girls. Got
Ali Leonard: are all
Christopher Hooper: it.
Ali Leonard: that. Mine is makeup remover the
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Goggles
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: grease off and brush the
Christopher Hooper: off. Braids
Tyram: Whoa. Goggles
Ali Leonard: hair. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: out.
Justin Hale: Thank
Ali Leonard: Whoa. Oh my
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. Okay. Good. Good. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you get in touch with Iro. Um I I don't know if you have a setting stone with him. Um but we'll say you have
Justin Hale: you.
Ali Leonard: god.
Christopher Hooper: a at least in the city a way to you get you go to a pay phone, you have a quarter on you. Um you call
Luke Neverisky: There you
Tyram: off like
Christopher Hooper: him up. Yeah. Um he says,
Tyram: a pace ending stone.
Christopher Hooper: "Hey, what's going
Luke Neverisky: go.
Ali Leonard: Right.
Tyram: Hey, Iro. Um, we are trying to
Christopher Hooper: on?
Tyram: uh get a lot of foot traffic in for our our friend Liliana is putting out a concert at Jasper's are uh what's the name of the building? Like an
Christopher Hooper: Uh the
Tyram: arborium or something like that?
Luke Neverisky: Come
Tyram: Yeah. Wasn't it like in the middle of like a big like uh
Christopher Hooper: brewery, the nightclub is was like at the bank which convert which is has an arborium in it. Um but the brewery is like
Luke Neverisky: on.
Tyram: like
Christopher Hooper: a huge beer garden and that's where he's set up.
Tyram: Okay. Okay. We're uh our friend Dilliana is putting on a concert at uh Jasper's Beer Garden and uh we need your help to get uh people to show up. We're going to uh Caspian's quad and we're trying to, you know, drum up as much uh as much excitement as we
Christopher Hooper: Oh, all right.
Tyram: can and we need your
Justin Hale: That looks
Christopher Hooper: Well, I don't know. I can try. What? What should I I don't I've never drawn a crab
Tyram: pal. Can you get the thinnest
Christopher Hooper: before.
Tyram: shirt that you have and baby
Ali Leonard: and baby
Christopher Hooper: What What do we need those
Tyram: oil? Here, I'm gonna I'm gonna hand the phone over to to uh
Justin Hale: good.
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Ali Leonard: oil like a wrestler. Like you're about to
Christopher Hooper: for?
Tyram: Ellsworth.
Ali Leonard: wrestle. Just like you're about to wrestle. Like wear something like you're about to wrestle. like no shirt, baby oil, long
Christopher Hooper: Oh, are y'all doing Grecian
Ali Leonard: pants. We It's like kind of a warm-up to Grecian wrestling, but not actually you do the
Christopher Hooper: wrestling? All right. Well, uh, it's going to take me a long time to get there because of course I walk like other humans do.
Tyram: Didn't you fly that night that
Christopher Hooper: Nope. I
Tyram: uh you needed to go save Caspian
Christopher Hooper: I ran very very fast. Uh don't think about it
Tyram: center?
Ali Leonard: wrestling. If you
Christopher Hooper: too hard. I'm a normal human just like
Tyram: Well, we know
Ali Leonard: could, I'm winking a lot. Could you run really fast
Christopher Hooper: you. I will try though. That was uh a very motivated time and we will shall see.
Ali Leonard: again?
Christopher Hooper: And people are looking. It's still pretty lit
Ali Leonard: This is to the god Luna. Does that
Christopher Hooper: up. Okay, fine. Sure.
Tyram: that. A proposed nothing. Can't
Ali Leonard: help?
Tyram: blue dragons turn themselves invisible at will? Not that it has anything to do with you,
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Whatever. I don't know why you're saying
Tyram: but you know, I don't know
Ali Leonard: We're just doing research on
Tyram: either. I just love dropping fun facts about blue
Ali Leonard: dragons for no reason. We do. We do bar trivia. I don't know if you knew
Christopher Hooper: that. Cool. Well, I will try to be there. Hey, do you know anywhere where um someone who was invisible could like drop
Tyram: dragons.
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: their invisibility and then like appear
Ali Leonard: Huh? I think there are a few groupings of trees
Christopher Hooper: casually? Okay, cool. Cool. Cool.
Ali Leonard: around the quad and
Christopher Hooper: I got a friend who's trying to do something. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: bushes. Can I drop in? Cool, cool, cool, cool,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. Thanks. I'll uh I'll see y'all later
Tyram: Thanks
Christopher Hooper: then. Who am I wrestling?
Ali Leonard: cool. No
Christopher Hooper: All right. Yeah, we'll figure it out later. Sounds
Ali Leonard: one.
Christopher Hooper: good. Oh, even
Ali Leonard: Maybe Brew. That's how we'll get
Christopher Hooper: better. Yeah, that f sounds fantastic. All right, I'll see you
Tyram: Thanks. Everything's coming together. I love
Christopher Hooper: then.
Tyram: this. Wrestle is a
Justin Hale: I'm going to wrestle
Tyram: strong
Justin Hale: him.
Ali Leonard: him. He said Grecian Russell. So I think you also
Justin Hale: I don't think anyone
Ali Leonard: have to take your shirt off.
Luke Neverisky: Is that all the
Tyram: word.
Ali Leonard: there. What if there's a goblin lady
Tyram: I hate to say this, but as as heel wrestlers, you
Ali Leonard: there or
Tyram: and I are not exactly well suited to the type of wrestling that Iro seems
Christopher Hooper: I
Luke Neverisky: goblin?
Tyram: to have in mind.
Ali Leonard: man? I don't know what you're talking
Christopher Hooper: love the idea that Brew like does this
Justin Hale: wants
Christopher Hooper: and gets oiled up and becomes like handsome Squidward like cleft chin and
Tyram: Hey, if
Ali Leonard: about.
Tyram: we want to make brew canonically like a a snack, you know, that's that's
Christopher Hooper: everything.
Tyram: that's you guys' choice, you
Ali Leonard: He's so tiny. He is a
Christopher Hooper: It's amazing we've never talked about this before.
Tyram: know?
Ali Leonard: snack. It took us
Christopher Hooper: Um Yeah.
Tyram: rank the relative attractiveness of the party
Ali Leonard: this long. We don't care
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: members. We're not
Justin Hale: Literally. Yeah. It's not about that.
Ali Leonard: about looks in this
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: superficial, so it's never come up
Ali Leonard: party.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Very good. Very good. Um, okay.
Tyram: before. Although I think it does make sense for Silus to be like at least like not super attractive. That way it makes it even more like of a just weird pairing that
Christopher Hooper: Um um
Tyram: he's like a super attractive work
Christopher Hooper: have you So I've been listening to um uh Brandon Sanderson's um law of uh what is it his uh Anyway, there's a character that like basically just like wears different disguises like all the times and just like perfectly blends in. And I think that that's kind of like my mental
Tyram: Maybe.
Christopher Hooper: image of Silus that he just like it's it's like he kind of has this like unassuming like natural state but is able to just like disguise and adapt himself to like any scene. Um, that's that's how I imagine
Tyram: Silus would have practiced uh not standing out in the crowd for a while.
Christopher Hooper: Silus. Alloy of law. That's what it's called. Anyway, um, cool. Uh, so
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: you all, um, get this this crowd together. You've got a few hours if you want to do anything else before it
Tyram: Um, do Brew and I have time to go over to the to the Cog and Steam, our old bar, which has been taken over by Iron Claws, and kind of like scout out any information about how to get
Christopher Hooper: starts. Sure. You got a
Tyram: to Helga's
Christopher Hooper: few hours if you want to. You want to take anyone with
Tyram: mom, broke.
Christopher Hooper: you? That's it.
Tyram: Um, I don't know. What do you
Christopher Hooper: You can all go.
Ali Leonard: You can take Olivia if you
Christopher Hooper: Anyone? I mean, I guess Liliana's she can practice her vocal cords while you're going, which generatively would be
Ali Leonard: want. Yeah. And I'm I can just sense Scarlet. I
Tyram: think?
Ali Leonard: can send Scarlet and Iro, but I just don't know if I trust
Luke Neverisky: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: hilarious. Why don't you all go? It'd be
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. That's fine. I don't overthink. I'll go with you.
Tyram: Well, apparently Iro's great love is a uh a princess who is cryptically alluded to, so he might be spoken for at this
Ali Leonard: them. No, I just mean I don't know how many
Tyram: point. Oh,
Ali Leonard: people they'll get cuz they don't really understand. You know what I mean? I'll give a lot
Tyram: true.
Ali Leonard: of directions to
Christopher Hooper: entertaining. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. To the
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. So, everyone everyone's headed to the
Luke Neverisky: Genstein.
Christopher Hooper: Cogginstein. Cool. Let's do
Ali Leonard: Scarlet.
Christopher Hooper: it. Um, y'all roll up. Uh, probably y'all stop at some point. Um, y'all have high enough
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: passive perceptions. You see,
Justin Hale: Yes.
Ali Leonard: Sir
Christopher Hooper: um, a few uh, thugs that mean looking types. Um, they're not even hiding. uh you see the the ironclaw tattoos along their necks and they want you to know that you're headed into their territory. Uh as you ride the trolley um the trolley actually bends before it hits the Chicago steam um like deliberately not routing people into this area. Um so you all hop out. You're about two blocks away at this point. Um it's a rough area now. Uh the I mean it's it's really always been rough, but um even rougher now. Um people just looking around are not making eye contact with each other. Everyone's headed into homes and buildings. They're getting where they're going and they're not um tallying. Except a few of these probably every like street corner block on the main road, you see someone who's just, you know, looking, watching, um seeing what's going on. Um, you're probably, you see down the road the Cogen Steam, it's got um boarded up windows at this point, but the main door is lit up and there is a light on right outside the door. Uh, the old sign has since fallen
Ali Leonard: Sad.
Christopher Hooper: down um and been replaced by a claw that hangs Um yeah, just down the road from you. Um at this point, you've you've uh jumped off trolley and tuck down into a little spot to the side. Um if y'all are trying to be stealthy, um y'all can roll a group stealth check if you want or uh let me know what you want to do.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I mean this
Tyram: I guess I'll roll
Justin Hale: Let's see.
Christopher Hooper: 23. All
Luke Neverisky: looks
Tyram: to uh
Christopher Hooper: right. What else we got? Nice.
Luke Neverisky: scary. 17 18
Tyram: 23.
Christopher Hooper: 18
Ali Leonard: You're disadvantaged
Christopher Hooper: 23. Not bad for disadvantage. And what you got, Brew? Did you walk away? You want me to roll for
Ali Leonard: 13.
Christopher Hooper: you
Justin Hale: Nope. Sorry. Getting dogs
Christopher Hooper: dog
Justin Hale: watering still. Roll out with advantage. He is. Good thing I did.
Christopher Hooper: stealth? Oh, all right.
Tyram: want to flash a genius herself or
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Ali Leonard: Oh, yeah. I can do that. Um, I think it's plus four
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Very good.
Justin Hale: 22
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. So, uh, you you
Tyram: anything.
Christopher Hooper: find, um, a really nice spot. Um, and you
Ali Leonard: 17
Christopher Hooper: um y'all are dressed up in like fairly fairly shabby adventurers guard. You just got off, you know, a boat um where you fought. Um, so you like coincidentally like match the scene pretty well. Um, and you're able to kind of blend in to the to the shifting shifting crowds. people are not dallying. So, you will need to to move and and move in direction. But right now, doesn't seem like anyone's looking at you in
Tyram: All right. Oh, so I think at the party with the psychic connection Oh, so you guys know like
Christopher Hooper: particular.
Luke Neverisky: No, I'm
Tyram: what we're doing here, right? Oh, right. Okay. Sorry.
Luke Neverisky: just
Tyram: Um, this is where uh our old gang used to uses basically our unofficial headquarters, the Kogan Steam. Um, they were all murdered uh by Helga and
Ali Leonard: No.
Luke Neverisky: Hey.
Tyram: the Ironclaws except for Brew and uh me and uh oh, and
Ali Leonard: Hello.
Tyram: apparently Thander, who uh is like a f****** baker now, but you know,
Justin Hale: Okay.
Tyram: whatever. Whatever. They killed the rest of our friends and um then they actually apparently took over our old
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: bar which seems you know pretty petty of them I must say. But so we want to try to scope out the ironclaw operation here. See if we can find any threads that lead back to their boss and then uh we're going to kill
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Tyram: her.
Ali Leonard: Isn't their boss I'm sorry. Isn't their boss
Luke Neverisky: Did we
Tyram: Sorry. Oh, Helga's mom is the boss here in uh Greyport. We killed Helga back in uh back in High
Ali Leonard: dead? Okay, I assumed Hela was
Luke Neverisky: kill?
Tyram: Porch. Well, maybe like
Ali Leonard: in charge, but she was just a cog in the
Tyram: I think like the mom retired and like Helga was like the new boss, but I think now that Helga's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: dead, like the old boss is the new boss again.
Ali Leonard: machine. Sure.
Tyram: The point is there's more ironclaws to kill and we should kill
Ali Leonard: Whoopsies.
Tyram: them.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'm probably
Luke Neverisky: Well, they tried to kill you and brew. I can't have that. So,
Ali Leonard: that.
Tyram: You're such a bro, Liliana. I
Justin Hale: I can't
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it was not a good time.
Luke Neverisky: yeah. Yeah, that's
Tyram: admire that about
Ali Leonard: They put
Luke Neverisky: right. They did do
Ali Leonard: my friends in cages,
Luke Neverisky: that, too.
Tyram: you. Well, I'm glad that they did something that
Ali Leonard: so
Tyram: got you mad at them since apparently trying to kill me and Brew didn't do
Ali Leonard: yeah. Well, I was going to be mad. All right. All
Tyram: it enough for you.
Ali Leonard: right. All
Tyram: I'm glad that additional reason existed
Ali Leonard: right. I was piggybacking off of
Tyram: to get you on board
Ali Leonard: Liliana's. Can't even do anything nice around
Christopher Hooper: Tell me about
Ali Leonard: here anymore. Jesus
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: here. We got to that we got to she's
Ali Leonard: Christ. What are you doing
Tyram: all that her later. So, she's got to be
Christopher Hooper: Huh? All right. What's the
Tyram: here. We're going to have to do a lot
Christopher Hooper: play? Should we dress up like
Tyram: tonight. We could dress up like Iron Claws. Uh, there's
Ali Leonard: here? I love the attitude
Tyram: enough iron claws here. They surely don't recognize all of each other,
Ali Leonard: though.
Christopher Hooper: Ironclaws?
Luke Neverisky: probably
Tyram: right? We could also like kind of hedge our bets, find specific iron claws to look like, like, you know, take take them into a back alley and like knock them out or
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. And then we could be like sixlets of that
Luke Neverisky: not. Oh.
Tyram: whatever or, you know, kill
Christopher Hooper: same one.
Tyram: them. I I H I unless it somehow came up in conversation that they had sex uplets.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, all right.
Tyram: I don't think that's a good
Luke Neverisky: Well, yeah. At the very least, we could all just say we're like new new to the party here or something. Love their
Ali Leonard: Love their vibe or
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I guess we could find
Ali Leonard: whatever.
Christopher Hooper: three and be sets of twins.
Tyram: play
Ali Leonard: also a
Tyram: again. And I feel like that's uh
Ali Leonard: way to
Luke Neverisky: vibe.
Tyram: that's kind of pushing what people can believe that there were like
Ali Leonard: go. Hey, Silus.
Tyram: independently three sets of twins just in it never came out
Ali Leonard: Hey. Hey, Silus. Hey, Silus. It
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Well, what about two sets of
Tyram: before. Yeah, you're
Ali Leonard: is her
Tyram: right. I I guess we look around and we also see like you know the vast majority of the people in the city are celebrating their
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Christopher Hooper: triplets? Yeah. Um, you look around yourself and um, you give me a perception
Tyram: birthday. Uh
Christopher Hooper: check 16. Yeah. Um, you notice a lot of people are walking in twos and threes and fours. Um, a lot of the faces look really, really similar features. brothers, sisters, um, lots of twins. Way more twins
Tyram: 16.
Christopher Hooper: than you'd ever
Tyram: Okay, that's really weird.
Ali Leonard: It is their birthday, so it's the day that they're going to spend
Christopher Hooper: expect. Yeah, I wish I was with my
Tyram: Um, you know, that makes sense. I guess it's just
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: it seems like a weird amount of twins to all be in the same
Christopher Hooper: twin. I feel like it's weird that we're not twins
Ali Leonard: together. We can look this up medically later.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Tyram: spot. Okay. All right. Okay. So, okay, we can go with that plan. Then we just have to Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: All right, we just have to find two to three ironclaws. We
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: can we can take our identities. Look, there's
Luke Neverisky: Complete. There's quite a few
Christopher Hooper: one. Oh, damn it. And there's his brother.
Tyram: Let's All right. Uh, okay. We need to lure them to an alley or
Christopher Hooper: All right. Well, I've never been attractive enough to lure someone into an
Luke Neverisky: Now's your time to start
Tyram: something. Scarlet, take off your
Christopher Hooper: alley, but then I won't be able to
Luke Neverisky: trying. Oh, go with it. Just go with
Tyram: glasses.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Tyram: Brew, make her some contact lenses real
Justin Hale: I just take your glasses and throw
Christopher Hooper: see. Oh my Oh, where are my
Tyram: quick. I reach
Justin Hale: them down the
Christopher Hooper: glasses?
Tyram: up and grab like the uh the the the the hair tie that's keeping your ponytail
Justin Hale: alley.
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Yeah, I don't know.
Tyram: together. I like how that's your romcom music.
Justin Hale: It was a
Christopher Hooper: I'm trying to remember. Trying to think of
Justin Hale: good
Ali Leonard: Anything about the cranberries? You got
Christopher Hooper: something. Um, it's in your head. in your
Justin Hale: effort.
Ali Leonard: nothing. Well, it's better than
Justin Hale: It's in your head. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: There we
Justin Hale: After that, Brew goes, "Well, it was worth a
Ali Leonard: nothing.
Tyram: You just need a better soundtrack is all.
Justin Hale: shot." Not all of them
Christopher Hooper: head. Isn't she
Tyram: Quick, somebody play like Kiss Me
Christopher Hooper: lovely? Oh, yeah. That would be a good
Tyram: by Six Pence on the Richer or something. I don't
Justin Hale: are
Ali Leonard: That's
Christopher Hooper: one. What? How does this
Luke Neverisky: go.
Justin Hale: That's the one.
Ali Leonard: a good
Christopher Hooper: start?
Justin Hale: Kiss
Ali Leonard: one.
Christopher Hooper: Um out on the daily out on the green green
Tyram: know.
Justin Hale: me.
Christopher Hooper: grass. Swing
Tyram: All right. So, this is like sinking up with like the wave of your hair and everything and
Justin Hale: Go.
Christopher Hooper: swing.
Luke Neverisky: I needed the warm up anyway. So,
Tyram: like Okay. So, how many of the Iron Claws are just like, you know, like doing like Looney Tunes, like hard eyes and
Christopher Hooper: Whoa, dude. Who's that girl? Oh,
Luke Neverisky: perfect.
Christopher Hooper: dude. No, I saw her second. Yeah, dude. I want to I want to make a move on her. All right, man. But listen, if she's
Tyram: stuff.
Christopher Hooper: into twins, you let me know. I always do, man.
Luke Neverisky: I always
Justin Hale: What? Ew.
Luke Neverisky: do.
Tyram: I don't I if I as if we needed more reasons to hate Iron Claws, you
Justin Hale: You want a manager with your brother?
Christopher Hooper: Hey,
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: what? Hey, pretty
Tyram: Let's just go jump them in the alley. Come on,
Christopher Hooper: lady. How you doing? Oh gosh, I
Tyram: guys.
Christopher Hooper: can't find my glasses. I think I lost them in this
Justin Hale: E.
Christopher Hooper: alley. Oh, let me help you find them.
Ali Leonard: Ew.
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to speak for word.
Tyram: Oh, we're about to kill them. I think that
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh, thank
Ali Leonard: No. Can we karate? Can I in the head I go, can I
Tyram: part. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Jump him. Come
Ali Leonard: karate chop them?
Christopher Hooper: you. No.
Tyram: on.
Christopher Hooper: Hey. Hey, brother. Brother. Everything okay back there? I felt the disturbance in the force.
Tyram: I I knife him in the
Ali Leonard: Yeah, you
Luke Neverisky: Oh, this is still messing me up. Yeah,
Tyram: head. They're ironclads. They
Ali Leonard: did. They never talk
Christopher Hooper: Hey, I needed them to find my
Tyram: suck. Oh, shut the f******,
Ali Leonard: about how messy it is,
Luke Neverisky: true. Are
Tyram: Scarlet. Oh,
Ali Leonard: though. No, Scarlet, it's your
Christopher Hooper: glasses.
Tyram: um, mutation, Scarlet. We need
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Tyram: to we need you to stay hot for just a moment
Christopher Hooper: Oh, am I
Tyram: longer. No, we're
Ali Leonard: And Scarlet will get you new
Tyram: getting
Ali Leonard: glasses or contacts. I don't know. I don't know what
Luke Neverisky: they
Tyram: contacts that should exist in this setting,
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Ali Leonard: those
Christopher Hooper: okay? I
Justin Hale: Probably
Ali Leonard: are. Do they have plastic
Christopher Hooper: don't know. I think they're about to get
Ali Leonard: in this side?
Christopher Hooper: invented.
Luke Neverisky: It's like in the next three
Tyram: right? Okay. Okay. So, do we manage to knock
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. How
Tyram: out all the all the
Christopher Hooper: many are you taking
Tyram: creeps? Um, we need
Justin Hale: not.
Christopher Hooper: down? Um,
Tyram: six,
Ali Leonard: How many are in this
Christopher Hooper: you need somewhere between two to six.
Luke Neverisky: years.
Tyram: right? How many people are going into the bar?
Ali Leonard: family? I sh I really shouldn't stealth.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Well,
Ali Leonard: I just feel like I'll bring you guys down and then cause shenanigans
Luke Neverisky: Pling
Tyram: it's less a matter of stealth and more a matter of like
Ali Leonard: and I maybe that's what Tora
Tyram: li like using deception and lies and things like
Luke Neverisky: in.
Ali Leonard: wants. Yeah. So, you named every single thing I'm bad
Tyram: that. Okay. Okay. Sure. Yeah, you can you can stay here. It's
Ali Leonard: at. I mean, I look like a raga muffin, so I think I'll
Tyram: fine.
Ali Leonard: be okay.
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Tyram: All right. Liliana, you want to come with? All right,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Scarlet. All right,
Christopher Hooper: What?
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: brew. Okay, so we we we get four of them. All right.
Justin Hale: What?
Luke Neverisky: sure.
Tyram: Hat hat hat. Transform.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, awesome, dudes. This is going to rock
Ali Leonard: I'll keep
Tyram: Okay. Yeah, you and Olivia keep watch. All right, let's head
Christopher Hooper: out. just um just a couple of the let's all roll our individual performance checks or
Tyram: inside. All right, I'll take this option.
Ali Leonard: much.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: Yeah. Uh
Christopher Hooper: deception. That's tasty Lily,
Tyram: 26
Luke Neverisky: Uh, I got a what's the first one?
Christopher Hooper: huh? Oh, doesn't that
Luke Neverisky: 16. That was an out
Justin Hale: What's
Christopher Hooper: one
Luke Neverisky: one. I know. Yeah. I'm not sure which one is the now 20 one on that
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, Scarlet got a
Luke Neverisky: dice.
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: four. Well, she rolled a four and she has a zero
Ali Leonard: good. In my brain, I'm going stylus. It's her
Tyram: Oh, I keep thinking you're a sorcerer and that you should have a good
Christopher Hooper: modifier. That's
Tyram: charisma, but I forget that you're a wizard and probably have a terrible
Christopher Hooper: right. I thought about it.
Tyram: charisma, right?
Christopher Hooper: Um, but that's not how I wanted to play this. Um, all
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Christopher Hooper: right, dudes. Let's head into the bar
Tyram: Do you want to do you have the power to change fate and get better at this all of a
Christopher Hooper: together. Uh, probably. Let me check that out. Dude, I haven't rolled that today. Wait, am I that kind of wizard? Oh, hell yeah, I am.
Tyram: sudden?
Ali Leonard: Tubular. Toeer doesn't even look at his character. She
Christopher Hooper: No. Um,
Ali Leonard: either I feel
Christopher Hooper: I don't have I don't have good
Ali Leonard: seen.
Christopher Hooper: portants for myself, but maybe I'll have them for someone else later. I got a four and a five for my portants.
Tyram: Okay. Well,
Christopher Hooper: It'll be fine, dude. Don't even worry about
Tyram: crumbs.
Ali Leonard: importance. I love how you're really in character,
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, thanks. I think I'm going to nail
Ali Leonard: Scarlet.
Luke Neverisky: Toads.
Christopher Hooper: this. All right, so we'll just walk in now. Nice.
Justin Hale: Am I frozen on y'all
Christopher Hooper: No, you look you look animated
Justin Hale: screen? Okay, everybody's frozen on my screen, so I don't know what's
Christopher Hooper: alive. We're just moving so still you can't even see
Tyram: No, you still hear us. Okay.
Justin Hale: happening.
Luke Neverisky: No.
Tyram: Right.
Ali Leonard: No.
Christopher Hooper: us. All right. Am I leading this operation, dudes? All
Tyram: No, no. Just be
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. Fun birthday
Ali Leonard: In a fun birthday way
Tyram: quiet. Vibe. I want you to just kind of sit back and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, totally, man. Oh, by the way, Silus, I'm just talking like this, so I'm in
Luke Neverisky: wave. Nailing
Tyram: vibe. Got it.
Ali Leonard: though,
Christopher Hooper: character.
Luke Neverisky: it. You're nailing it,
Tyram: Okay, so I guess we head up to the cog and
Christopher Hooper: Um, there's someone at the
Tyram: steam. I flashed my ironclaw
Christopher Hooper: door and
Luke Neverisky: Scarlet.
Christopher Hooper: he stands
Tyram: tattoo. I uh we
Christopher Hooper: aside.
Luke Neverisky: That was easy, I
Tyram: we go inside.
Christopher Hooper: Um, inside is quite the ruckus. It's just bedum. There's like fist fights, uh, like people just like shooting off their guns. Um, in the middle is a
Luke Neverisky: think.
Christopher Hooper: card game going on. Um, at the bar there's, um, there's, uh, people in a like really philosophical debate about different taxation policies. It's just absolute
Luke Neverisky: Was this quite a ruckus? Was it always like this?
Christopher Hooper: mayhem. What do you think, Taylor?
Tyram: Oh, sorry. I thought Luke was answering.
Christopher Hooper: Justin, he was asking y'all if it was always like
Tyram: Um Um Oh,
Christopher Hooper: this.
Tyram: no. Absolutely not.
Justin Hale: No, only
Christopher Hooper: Scarlet doesn't know
Tyram: No. Okay. So, I think of Liliana. I'm like, "No, no, it was it was much it was much more cool and casual when when our gang was here."
Justin Hale: you
Tyram: Also, there was only like seven of us, so like, you know, it wasn't even that big of a group.
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Kind of bummer to see how far
Tyram: So,
Justin Hale: kind of like
Tyram: Oh, well, it is true that Brew was constantly shooting his gun off for no
Luke Neverisky: it's I figure.
Tyram: reason. That part's the same, but it was fun when Brew did it, and it's just obviously despicable when these guys are doing it,
Luke Neverisky: Of
Tyram: right? Okay. So, the main goal is to try
Justin Hale: this. Thank
Tyram: to see if we can figure out where their main base of operations is. So, maybe we should kind of spread out and just see if anyone happens to be talking about it, you
Christopher Hooper: At that point, um, someone
Luke Neverisky: course.
Tyram: know?
Christopher Hooper: punches you, Silus, full in the
Luke Neverisky: Hey
Christopher Hooper: face and does six damage of bludgeoning damage. Um, yeah.
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and then they just they just punch you and then move
Tyram: Bick. Damn.
Justin Hale: Like the good old
Ali Leonard: Feels
Luke Neverisky: Are you okay? Oh my god, that was that was
Tyram: We
Luke Neverisky: terrible. Who was he? Are you
Tyram: I don't f******
Luke Neverisky: okay? Are you bleeding? Do we need to take you back to the
Tyram: know. I'm fine.
Ali Leonard: right.
Christopher Hooper: on.
Luke Neverisky: back?
Tyram: I'm fine. I' I've been punched before. It's
Justin Hale: days. Oh, wait. Do I clock who punched Silus? Not like specifically who he is, but like can I keep a like a description of him so I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. He has purple pants
Justin Hale: can Is that correct?
Christopher Hooper: on. Um and it's at that point
Luke Neverisky: purple. You f******
Tyram: okay. There's a
Christopher Hooper: someone shoot Silus in the side um for six piercing damage. No, sorry, five piercing
Ali Leonard: What the f***?
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Luke Neverisky: would
Tyram: Okay. Move,
Ali Leonard: You guys got to start
Tyram: move,
Justin Hale: Kevin, it's time to create the rockets. All right,
Tyram: move. Why is everyone shooting
Justin Hale: Kevin, you know what to do. And I hand I have
Christopher Hooper: again.
Justin Hale: a bunch of like you know the long strands of firecrackers that you can get like
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Tyram: me? Yeah.
Justin Hale: the obscene long ones that go off forever. I hand like six rolls
Ali Leonard: moving.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: of those to Kevin and then I and then I hand him
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: a like a little um the like hotel
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Justin Hale: flip matches.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Kevin. All right. Go
Christopher Hooper: Yay. Um, you hear some cheers going on. Um and at uh someone let's see uh punches Brew um actually kicks you right in the nads. Um,
Justin Hale: crazy. Was that purple pants?
Christopher Hooper: no, different dude for for
Justin Hale: green
Christopher Hooper: uh green shirt um for for
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Justin Hale: pants.
Luke Neverisky: good. Long as it wasn't green
Justin Hale: Oh my
Ali Leonard: guys. It doesn't seem like it's going
Tyram: These guys are just duty and kicking us
Ali Leonard: very well in
Luke Neverisky: pants. It's so
Tyram: for no f******
Ali Leonard: there. I don't think there's I don't think there's really a lot of
Luke Neverisky: weird.
Tyram: reason.
Justin Hale: god. We've got it handled. We've got it
Ali Leonard: information in there.
Christopher Hooper: bludgeoning.
Justin Hale: handled. Uh at that point, I pull out the cannon. And I'm gonna
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: slam the cannon on a table. I'm gonna do like, you know, that
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: obnoxious like finger whistle that people can
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh.
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Justin Hale: do. Uh, I'm going to do that and if it quiets down at all, I'm going to say, "If anyone has information that we need, you better speak up now and stop attacking
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Justin Hale: us." And then I'm going to set off the fire part of the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um,
Justin Hale: cannon.
Christopher Hooper: so you do that big whistle on the middle of the room. Um, and uh, there's like split second, complete silence. Everyone's frozen. And you say that and at a certain point immediately one of the people at the bar comes up to you and says, "Let me tell you about land value taxes. Property taxes ain't
Justin Hale: by his
Christopher Hooper: right." Um, and then everyone else goes back to fighting again.
Justin Hale: head. All right. The the flames are coming out of the cannon just
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Justin Hale: just like century
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Um Okay. Why don't you um roll me a um Why don't you roll me electric?
Justin Hale: style. Luck check. That's a percentage,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Just a d20. Sorry.
Justin Hale: right? Or how do you how do how do you
Christopher Hooper: D20.
Justin Hale: Okay. 17.
Christopher Hooper: 17. What do you
Justin Hale: No. Yeah, 17.
Christopher Hooper: want the flamethrower to do
Justin Hale: Gosh. Um, if there's people that are really close to it, it's going to like set clothes and
Christopher Hooper: here?
Justin Hale: hair on fire. But the largest thing is like heat
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Do
Justin Hale: deterrent to keep them away from
Christopher Hooper: you do you want the building to start catching on
Justin Hale: us.
Christopher Hooper: fire? Okay. Um so we'll say um
Ali Leonard: Hey, what is
Christopher Hooper: so with that 17 left check, you're able to spew this fire and you catch one dude on fire. He like crashes through a window out the side. Um but it's
Justin Hale: No.
Ali Leonard: this?
Christopher Hooper: boarded up so he just falls back in. Um, and you kind of like protect yourself with a spinning flamethrower as you all kind of huddle under it. Um, and um, it looks like the building isn't catching fire yet. Um, you're beginning you're beginning to blacken some of the boards. Um, but you are noticing that uh there's floorboards above you and there's a lot of wood furniture around
Justin Hale: Thank
Christopher Hooper: you that's getting lit with each
Tyram: Um, okay. I'm gonna try a ploy. I'm gonna yell out, "Oh, no. I brought these. I brought the some uh some goods that the boss said we had to secure. This place is going up in flames. Uh quick,
Christopher Hooper: cycle.
Tyram: I need to get to the main base. Can anyone remind me where it
Christopher Hooper: Um, give me a performance
Tyram: is? Can it be
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: deception? I mean, I'm
Christopher Hooper: No. Uh, that's not what's important
Tyram: lying. seems
Justin Hale: Oh
Tyram: important. All right.
Christopher Hooper: here. 21. It's pretty good.
Tyram: 21. Got a flash of genius for me,
Justin Hale: no. Oh, sure. 20. Uh, plus
Christopher Hooper: Um or 25. Um so,
Tyram: bro.
Christopher Hooper: um a good result would have been, you know, everyone quietening down and and listening to you. An even better result is that the commotion still happens. um but you get a
Justin Hale: four.
Christopher Hooper: message uh telekinetically I think um that says hey you trying to find the you trying to get to base meet behind the
Tyram: I head behind the
Christopher Hooper: bar um cool yeah give me uh you know give me an an acrobat
Tyram: bar. All
Christopher Hooper: pretty. Oh my
Tyram: right. 30
Christopher Hooper: god. Okay. Um you you like flip um somersault like gymnastics your way through like all the brawls and and ruckus and um then slip under the bar. Um, and the bartender without making uh eyes slipsy a piece of paper says, "I ain't seen you around. Don't want to talk to you about it, but here's what you're looking
Tyram: Thanks. I'll get this to the boss right
Christopher Hooper: for. He just keeps cleaning the glass.
Tyram: away. All right. Um
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Tyram: I think at the others um I think we got what we
Luke Neverisky: Let's get the heck out of
Tyram: need. Let's because these these guys suck. I hate them. I mean I already hated them. I hate them even more now. All right. Um, I guess we slip out the
Ali Leonard: and set
Christopher Hooper: Um, as you're leaving, Scarlet yelts at a yelp.
Ali Leonard: it on fire just a little
Christopher Hooper: Oh, one bit me. f***, that
Luke Neverisky: here.
Ali Leonard: bit. Oh
Luke Neverisky: Okay, Scarlet, lock it off. We'll we'll deal with it
Ali Leonard: no.
Christopher Hooper: hurts. Oh, man. All right. Did you Did you get anything,
Tyram: bar.
Christopher Hooper: Silus? Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.
Tyram: Yes, we'll talk about it outside. Let's go meet up with El and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: later.
Tyram: Olivia. All right. When we get outside
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Tyram: of the bar, I want to look at the
Christopher Hooper: Um, it looks to be uh bit of a coded message. Um, it looks like a map, but it doesn't look like it doesn't look
Tyram: paper. All right. Um All right. We'll we'll see if we can figure this out. Um, but first, let's go put on a concert. Oh, but first, let's go get people to go to the
Ali Leonard: first.
Christopher Hooper: familiar.
Ali Leonard: Scarlet, who bit you? Was it a person or a dog or a
Christopher Hooper: I don't know. I don't know. He had hunger in
Ali Leonard: bat or a werewolf? Can I see your
Christopher Hooper: his
Luke Neverisky: text. Oh
Ali Leonard: ankle? Oh, no. Was he
Christopher Hooper: eyes. I don't know. I think it
Tyram: concert.
Ali Leonard: furry? That's okay. Can I see your
Christopher Hooper: I think it was a human. A a hairy
Luke Neverisky: jeez. We don't need
Ali Leonard: ankle?
Christopher Hooper: human. Oh, that would be
Luke Neverisky: like anthropy for your birthday, Scarlet.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Bit crazy, but you can figure out a cure. I also know someone I can hook you
Christopher Hooper: crazy. Oh,
Ali Leonard: up with. Um, yeah, I actually think I'm going to do
Christopher Hooper: really?
Ali Leonard: that anyway. But, um, let me see the
Christopher Hooper: She shows you. Do you want to do a medicine
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: check? Yeah,
Ali Leonard: bite. But I look, man, I got
Christopher Hooper: that's
Ali Leonard: plus four. That's not bad. I Yeah, I'm
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: proficient. And I'll flash your genius myself and dirty
Christopher Hooper: kind a dirty 20. Um, it's a gnarly bite. Like very It looks like a moler. Like it looks like
Ali Leonard: 20.
Christopher Hooper: a human bite. Um, it's a
Ali Leonard: Oh, okay.
Christopher Hooper: little early to see if it's like infected or anything or diseased, but it's it definitely pierced the skin, that's for
Ali Leonard: Sure. Okay. So, it's good to wash out. Let's irrigate that and let's get some gauze
Christopher Hooper: sure.
Ali Leonard: on it. We'll go back to the orphanage and we'll get you fixed
Christopher Hooper: Ah, yeah. Okay. Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Um, she
Ali Leonard: up. Scarlet's a human,
Christopher Hooper: is uh she's an
Ali Leonard: right? I don't know why I thought she was a human. Well, that means she has
Christopher Hooper: elf.
Ali Leonard: bird bones. So, just get on my back and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, okay. Yay. And she rides on your
Tyram: Any of you nerds have magic? Not
Christopher Hooper: back.
Luke Neverisky: What?
Tyram: you, Liliana. I was talking to the
Ali Leonard: squat.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: nerds. Healing
Ali Leonard: Do we have what? I have
Tyram: magic.
Ali Leonard: some. Oh, yeah. You heard.
Tyram: I got shot.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's her
Tyram: Yeah, you can get her first. That's fine. But I I
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Tyram: was in fact shot.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, yeah. No, I got you. I got you, dude.
Tyram: I've been shot before, but usually I understood why I was shot and I don't
Ali Leonard: Um, yeah. And you were kind
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's worse when you when
Tyram: this
Ali Leonard: of prepared for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No,
Christopher Hooper: you're not expecting
Tyram: time. Yeah. Like
Ali Leonard: I'll You don't know. Yeah. I'll cure wounds.
Tyram: earlier today when those uh when those Eldorans were shooting at
Ali Leonard: You
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: me, I was fully expecting to get
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, totally totally cool. Totally understandable
Tyram: shot. Me just hanging out in a bar just
Christopher Hooper: then.
Tyram: now, not expecting
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I cure wounds due for 14. Hey bro, you
Tyram: it. Thank
Justin Hale: I mean,
Ali Leonard: want any you want any of
Justin Hale: I'm sure I'm only a
Ali Leonard: this? Okay, a little
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: you.
Justin Hale: little
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Ali Leonard: hurt. That's fine. Yep. else like healing is like a little slap on the
Christopher Hooper: You just slap us
Ali Leonard: face like
Justin Hale: That's a It's just a little
Ali Leonard: ah yeah but now I feel
Christopher Hooper: all. Um, great. Great. Y'all are y'all are speaking spam um and ready for a concert. Um, let's see. Um, y'all are y'all are drumming up um audiences. Uh, at at
Justin Hale: rude.
Christopher Hooper: some point you pass by um people listening to a radio and you
Ali Leonard: better.
Christopher Hooper: hear come on down to the university for the brewery show of unknown artist Liliana who will play guitar and feelgood tunes. Come one, cut them all. It'll be a very nice
Luke Neverisky: Couldn't have said it better myself. Honestly, this guy's pretty
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Well, and all I had to do was sell out my
Christopher Hooper: time. That's right. That's right. Exiled and disgraced
Luke Neverisky: good.
Ali Leonard: location.
Christopher Hooper: racist El Smith Koopa will be there, too. And
Ali Leonard: Yeah, there it is. Yeah, I was waiting for
Christopher Hooper: hotthrob Iro, who definitely is human, will be oiled up and wrestling a disgusting, horrible
Ali Leonard: that. Okay. Well, I didn't tell him that, but I don't think he was there for
Tyram: Yeah, they're kind of going out on a limb on some of these
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: goblin. Yes, that's right. The crew that took down the Eldorans
Luke Neverisky: But
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: in the sea will be putting on a show for the
Ali Leonard: That just
Christopher Hooper: ages. The show will be for Luna recently
Tyram: We never told her
Christopher Hooper: resurrected. It will be
Luke Neverisky: he's
Tyram: that. Okay, I got to admit this is a great reporter. They are really on top of all the current
Ali Leonard: happened. He's a really
Luke Neverisky: Oh, he
Ali Leonard: good Is he like always like I'm like
Christopher Hooper: fantastic.
Tyram: information.
Ali Leonard: looking around. I'm like is he always there?
Christopher Hooper: Uh you like look behind a bush and there's
Ali Leonard: He's always
Christopher Hooper: a
Luke Neverisky: watch. He's not even trying to hide it. He's just He's just
Ali Leonard: there. Was he
Christopher Hooper: There was a
Luke Neverisky: there.
Ali Leonard: on the boat and I just didn't even
Christopher Hooper: lot of people
Tyram: Jeez, there was like less than a dozen.
Ali Leonard: notice on our
Christopher Hooper: there. Yeah, like less than a
Ali Leonard: boat? I like yell to the I'm like, "Hey, were you on our
Christopher Hooper: dozen. What? Uh, no, of course not.
Ali Leonard: boat? You legally have to tell
Christopher Hooper: I've got my own jet
Ali Leonard: us.
Christopher Hooper: ski for
Ali Leonard: Oh, see that makes sense for all your water reporting. Wow, you're a really good reporter. If only I knew your name
Christopher Hooper: sure. Don't worry about it. It's better if you don't know
Ali Leonard: and I just keep I wish I
Christopher Hooper: me.
Luke Neverisky: That's a weird thing to say, but
Ali Leonard: knew it, right? Isn't that
Christopher Hooper: That's so weird.
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Tyram: Yeah, I'm I'm
Ali Leonard: weird? Makes you more intrigued though.
Christopher Hooper: I wonder if it's his
Tyram: pretty concerned at this
Ali Leonard: So, we've got a
Justin Hale: We have our own personal
Christopher Hooper: birthday. That's kind of cool. I've never been stuck
Tyram: point.
Ali Leonard: stalker. The development we've
Justin Hale: stalker.
Ali Leonard: got. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: before. Liliana, are you ready? What are you
Ali Leonard: Well, I guess I'll work on
Christopher Hooper: playing? I don't know
Luke Neverisky: Bethes, a little bit of
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: that
Luke Neverisky: that. I haven't it's been a minute so uh you know used to used to playing uh kind of not so crowded taverns so this will be a bit of a step up
Christopher Hooper: song. I
Luke Neverisky: but we can do it I can do
Ali Leonard: Yeah, but it's all your friends there, you
Christopher Hooper: I just pretend everyone's in their
Ali Leonard: know? It's the same vibe.
Christopher Hooper: underwear.
Luke Neverisky: it
Ali Leonard: No, no. I mean, if that helps you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: really know and that's there
Ali Leonard: relax, then do that.
Luke Neverisky: do I have to pretend that I'm in my underwear
Ali Leonard: Would that help you
Luke Neverisky: I don't
Ali Leonard: relax? I mean, kind of just sit there and think about
Luke Neverisky: know to have the the in
Tyram: But hey, okay, real quick. Uh, Elizabeth and Lana, I need you guys to take off your goggles and or glasses and let your hair
Justin Hale: That
Ali Leonard: it. I've got Scarlet on my
Christopher Hooper: Sure. Oh, I'll help
Tyram: unfurl. Scarlet, you need to start walking
Ali Leonard: back. Yeah, I'm Remember, I'm
Christopher Hooper: you.
Luke Neverisky: here.
Tyram: now.
Ali Leonard: a dwarf. She is an elf.
Christopher Hooper: She uh precitation the
Justin Hale: was
Christopher Hooper: uh oil off your face and it like reveals a like um it's almost like you've been having like a mud mask and like underneath is like
Ali Leonard: for 40
Christopher Hooper: perfectly like supple skin.
Ali Leonard: years. Oh, that's what's under
Christopher Hooper: Oh my gosh, your skin is so
Ali Leonard: there.
Christopher Hooper: soft. Like a
Luke Neverisky: like a
Ali Leonard: It's never seen the
Luke Neverisky: baby.
Ali Leonard: sun. So maybe that's the
Christopher Hooper: baby's. Like a
Luke Neverisky: like a
Ali Leonard: key like a
Luke Neverisky: baby. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: baby. Do you need any help,
Ali Leonard: baby. Well, we did it. We look great. We
Christopher Hooper: Liliana, during the show? Like drums or
Ali Leonard: look
Luke Neverisky: okay. No, that's No, my show's pretty It's pretty lowkey. It's me. Just stay there. Enjoy enjoy the music. Enjoy the company. Um, no, it's it's much more lowkey than my counterpart did.
Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, if you want any like breast of
Christopher Hooper: drums.
Luke Neverisky: So, I could
Ali Leonard: education, let me
Luke Neverisky: use help lighting all the candles though and that'll
Ali Leonard: know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, for sure. For
Christopher Hooper: Oh, I can spread uh
Luke Neverisky: take a while.
Ali Leonard: sure.
Christopher Hooper: magical darkness. Would that
Luke Neverisky: Um maybe with you
Tyram: Maybe at the beginning of the show and then like it get it recedes away and all the like light
Christopher Hooper: help? Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: sparingly. That's true. Any
Tyram: kind of appears like in like a wave like going towards the
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: sort of like Luna lighting knob can
Tyram: center.
Luke Neverisky: do.
Tyram: R, you've you have an intricate hologram
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: of like cool ambient lights, right? I'm just trying to think of
Justin Hale: a
Ali Leonard: Um,
Tyram: like a cool way we could do a light show, but like less
Christopher Hooper: I can do dancing
Luke Neverisky: I don't
Tyram: fireworksy than
Justin Hale: hologram.
Ali Leonard: Can't we just press the
Tyram: usual.
Justin Hale: You want to do a light show that's not
Ali Leonard: digitate?
Tyram: Do you have mellow fireworks? I mean, I don't
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. It needs to be like fairy
Tyram: know. If you do, that's
Justin Hale: fireworks. Do you just want to spit directly into my
Christopher Hooper: lights.
Luke Neverisky: know.
Ali Leonard: lights. We let you blow so much stuff up yesterday. Don't even over
Tyram: great. Yeah, Brew. Earlier today, in fact, you
Justin Hale: face? No, it's
Ali Leonard: here.
Tyram: got to like blow up like a bunch of boats. You had a grenade launcher, which as far as I know, you still have that grenade launcher, right?
Justin Hale: not. Get
Tyram: So like you know
Justin Hale: Yes.
Tyram: just you got to meet us halfway here. You know you're having a great you got to
Justin Hale: Huh? I'm not
Tyram: have your fun
Justin Hale: saying No, I'm not I'm not saying that I need to explode more things. I'm just saying a light show that's not fireworks is saying like ser eating cereal without milk. Like what?
Ali Leonard: So, it's a
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. That's a
Tyram: earlier. Some people do that. I don't
Justin Hale: What?
Ali Leonard: great
Tyram: know. I don't I mean I don't necessarily agree with it but it's a thing people
Justin Hale: No.
Ali Leonard: snack.
Luke Neverisky: great
Tyram: do.
Justin Hale: It's like it's like drinking alcohol that's not brown. Like why
Tyram: Most people do that,
Justin Hale: why even do it at
Luke Neverisky: I disagree with you on that
Justin Hale: all? You know what? I don't I don't I don't know what I don't even know who you people are
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, same. Who are you
Tyram: Brew's birthday. It's her birthday. It's
Justin Hale: anymore. It's a weird time. I
Christopher Hooper: people? Oh, yeah. Um,
Luke Neverisky: one.
Tyram: her
Justin Hale: agree.
Christopher Hooper: sure. So, do you need any drummers in your band or what? No.
Luke Neverisky: No. Do you want
Christopher Hooper: Um, and are people going to like crawl on stage in like a like a
Luke Neverisky: to? No. Gosh,
Ali Leonard: No, no, no, no, no,
Christopher Hooper: frenzy?
Luke Neverisky: no.
Tyram: In fact, if anything, people seemed way more uh like sedate after she started singing. Like seems like we're way
Ali Leonard: no.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Tyram: more like focused and like
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Like uh maybe picnics or
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: clear-minded.
Christopher Hooper: something. Great. Well, this sounds great. This is going to be good.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Why are we doing the sexy thing? What's the sexy angle we're
Ali Leonard: Yeah. That was just to get people
Christopher Hooper: doing? Okay. Okay,
Luke Neverisky: They say
Christopher Hooper: cool. Okay. Well, I will um keep the glasses off, hair down. No problem for
Tyram: All right. Is Iro here looking
Ali Leonard: here. Don't get
Christopher Hooper: me. Um he's like, "Hey, um
Luke Neverisky: sex.
Tyram: sexy?
Ali Leonard: lost.
Christopher Hooper: I borrowed some baby oil from from Jasper. What is this
Justin Hale: It's
Ali Leonard: It's um you know like how in wrestling everyone's covered in just like a little bit of oil for
Christopher Hooper: for? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: some reason. Yeah. So it's that it's kind of so the light catches
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What? How would that help you
Justin Hale: It's It's so that it's harder for you to be
Ali Leonard: you.
Christopher Hooper: wrestle? Right. Okay. Right.
Justin Hale: grabbed like a like a graced pig
Ali Leonard: It's
Christopher Hooper: Right. And
Tyram: I mean, Iro, it was well established
Justin Hale: like that kind
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: um yesterday whenever Wrestlemania was that you've done professional
Justin Hale: mentality. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I know. That's why I was confused about the
Tyram: wrestling. You should know all
Christopher Hooper: glistening thing. All right, Brew, you
Tyram: this.
Ali Leonard: Not. Hey, you guys
Justin Hale: right. Is
Ali Leonard: are the
Christopher Hooper: ready? Wait,
Justin Hale: that still a thing that we All
Christopher Hooper: why is your shirt so
Ali Leonard: openers.
Christopher Hooper: thick?
Justin Hale: right. What? It's not a
Christopher Hooper: I was I was told to wear a very thin white
Justin Hale: shirt.
Christopher Hooper: shirt.
Justin Hale: don't have a shirt on at
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Do you Do you need another? I got
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Justin Hale: all. I'm
Christopher Hooper: another. Don't worry about it.
Justin Hale: so
Christopher Hooper: It's a little big on you, but it'll be
Tyram: Quite frankly, it doesn't matter what prove
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: is wearing. It matters what you're
Justin Hale: confused. That's very
Christopher Hooper: Uh oh. I don't Okay. All
Justin Hale: true.
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. I'm ready when y'all
Ali Leonard: How many
Christopher Hooper: are. Um there is like
Ali Leonard: people are
Christopher Hooper: between the two orphanage there is like 400
Ali Leonard: here? Children. How many
Christopher Hooper: children.
Ali Leonard: adult people are
Christopher Hooper: a handful. There's
Tyram: wearing.
Ali Leonard: here? What time is it?
Christopher Hooper: like a dozen. Um and uh college students um you see them pass by and they see like 400
Ali Leonard: God damn
Christopher Hooper: orphans. like
Justin Hale: None.
Ali Leonard: it. I said it was for the
Christopher Hooper: uh and um it's it's madness. You just have like all this like ch going
Ali Leonard: orphanage. Well, I guess we got to get him early, huh?
Christopher Hooper: on. Um
Ali Leonard: Get that cult start sorted
Christopher Hooper: and they they are mentally tired and just like so cranky at this point. They've
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: early. It's too
Christopher Hooper: been playing recess like all day.
Ali Leonard: late. Jasper, you got to
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: get him in school. You can't just do
Christopher Hooper: no. That's where the life lessons happen.
Ali Leonard: recess. Oh my god.
Tyram: I'll be perfectly honest. I I'm
Ali Leonard: Well, they're going to be fit.
Tyram: not torn up if the orphans don't come to the
Ali Leonard: Well, they're
Tyram: concert. Damn
Ali Leonard: here now. Is Liliana
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Luke Neverisky: Am I I don't know if
Ali Leonard: about to be a children's
Luke Neverisky: I like
Ali Leonard: performer? Johnny
Luke Neverisky: that correctly.
Ali Leonard: Karate over
Christopher Hooper: Um, and then and at this point um you see um that uh that
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: here.
Christopher Hooper: Jasper and the kids have set up um some like stencled uh like ropes and a rustling rink and um Iro's oiling himself. self down and
Ali Leonard: This is I don't know why this kind of fun. I don't know why I made
Christopher Hooper: uh and uh
Ali Leonard: this. I'm so sorry
Christopher Hooper: he he he's really getting into character. He says, "Who now faces the mighty
Ali Leonard: everyone. And I'm trying to bring people in. I'm like, "Look, adults,
Christopher Hooper: Iro?" Um and
Justin Hale: Look at that.
Christopher Hooper: there is uh at this point sorority after sorority gaggles of girls. um acappella
Justin Hale: There you
Ali Leonard: look. Yes, I knew I could count on the
Christopher Hooper: groups, um tons of organized um people attracted to the male form. Um artist, lots of um
Ali Leonard: sorities." Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: ballet dancers of both genders um start
Justin Hale: go.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: congregating and um they say, "Oh my god, you wrestle." He says, "You, Brew, will be my first
Ali Leonard: Perfect.
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Tyram: or we're doing like
Ali Leonard: First, damn it. I guess we're all technically wrestlers now,
Christopher Hooper: opponent. I I don't
Tyram: a gauntlet match here. What the
Justin Hale: Do I need
Ali Leonard: huh? It's technically
Justin Hale: to do
Ali Leonard: not cool to do men versus women. I'm just saying.
Christopher Hooper: know.
Justin Hale: I need to put on my Bador mask or something? I I don't even This feels
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Justin Hale: very
Ali Leonard: Well, we still have it since it was just
Christopher Hooper: Hey Brew, do you want me to oil you
Tyram: hell?
Justin Hale: uncomfortable. No, no, I
Ali Leonard: yesterday. Just squirt oil on his
Luke Neverisky: How are
Tyram: It's totally redundant. Brew is certainly greasy right
Ali Leonard: fur or
Christopher Hooper: up? Um yeah, go.
Ali Leonard: whatever.
Christopher Hooper: Um All right, bro. You get um you get you um exude even more grease and
Tyram: now.
Christopher Hooper: natural body oils. You put your mask on. Um you
Luke Neverisky: you?
Justin Hale: don't.
Christopher Hooper: injure the ring against Iro.
Justin Hale: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um give me a wisdom saving
Ali Leonard: Sure.
Justin Hale: Oh boy. Well, that's
Christopher Hooper: throw. Two on
Justin Hale: two on die. Uh, plus plus a
Christopher Hooper: die.
Justin Hale: two is
Christopher Hooper: Um there is an aura on aura on Iro that um is a frightening
Justin Hale: four.
Christopher Hooper: presence. Uh you are afraid of him and literally cannot approach
Justin Hale: All
Ali Leonard: Oh, did he take that from Olivia's
Justin Hale: right. So, can I just like run around
Ali Leonard: book?
Christopher Hooper: him. Yeah, sure. Um,
Justin Hale: the
Christopher Hooper: he grabs you
Justin Hale: ring? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: and uh he
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Wiggle free.
Christopher Hooper: like very he just picks you up by he he basketball palms your belly and picks you up and throws you against one of the the ropes. Um and uh you like slingshot back into his clothesline. You
Justin Hale: I'm
Christopher Hooper: want to give me You want to give me um an athletics check and we'll just resolve it right here right
Justin Hale: just uh athletics is zero. Hey, it's a 17 then. So
Christopher Hooper: now. Wow. I rolled an
Luke Neverisky: All
Justin Hale: 17. I just like Can I just lay down on the ground to make this stop?
Luke Neverisky: right.
Justin Hale: Oh no, you beat me.
Christopher Hooper: 18. I'm sorry, Brew. I'm just trying to put on a show.
Justin Hale: Ah, that's great. No, that's the
Tyram: I think Tover just unintentionally
Justin Hale: faster that ended the
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: did like some OB
Christopher Hooper: I was thinking of the guy from Dragon Ball.
Justin Hale: better.
Christopher Hooper: Uh Mr. What? Hero?
Tyram: posing Mr. Mr.
Christopher Hooper: Mr. Satan. Yeah. Um and he uh he does that thing that like pro wrestlers do where they like stomp like right next to your head and he's
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: like, "Yeah, now who
Ali Leonard: Heat.
Christopher Hooper: next will challenge me? And uh at this point, Scarlet says, "Um, we don't
Tyram: Satan
Christopher Hooper: we don't need this part. Should we just tell him to get off the the
Tyram: Uh, Iro, no
Ali Leonard: I'm in silence. Do you want to
Tyram: one else dares to face you. You've
Christopher Hooper: stage and then he um he throws down a smoke bomb and disappears. Um, and as the smoke bomb dissipates,
Tyram: won.
Ali Leonard: go? You better stay for the show.
Christopher Hooper: we see Liliana on stage spotlights. Handing it over to you, Liliana. What are you
Luke Neverisky: All All right. So, assuming that we got all the the lighting and the and the smoke and the fog and whatever.
Tyram: I'm gonna get over to
Ali Leonard: Perfect. Dancing lights going
Christopher Hooper: doing?
Tyram: Brew and like get him off the stage. Give him like a little pat on the back. Like hand him a water
Luke Neverisky: Um, you done good, kid.
Tyram: bottle.
Ali Leonard: on.
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. So, um, yeah, it's I think so, I like to envision it as, uh, Leon just on a single kind of small stage. I got candles. Light comes from somewhere. Black mist recedes. Um and then uh um I'm blanking on artist inspiration, but um uh just playing the most chill um kind of acoustic guitar uh riff, scales, all that good stuff. um really getting into uh the contrast to the uh the um aggressiveness of the the wrestling. Um and uh yeah, she's just humming along, strumming, singing. Um just all on her lonesome up on the
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. You want to give me a performance
Luke Neverisky: stage. Mhm. You
Christopher Hooper: check?
Luke Neverisky: bet. Uh 29
Christopher Hooper: uh 29. As you're performing, um you begin to
Luke Neverisky: Nine.
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Christopher Hooper: see these um all around you, these little like globules of silver light uh begin to drift from each of these people that you're playing to. And um they begin floating with a current in the wind up into the air, the sea. Um they start heading in into the sea and you see just on the horizon a silver sphere begin to float and rise up in the sky as these small little globules collect and collect and and you visibly see that that silver circle begin to float above and descend into the sky. And it looks like a little tiny moon, way too close. Um, it looks big from where you are because it's it's close. Um, but it's it's now ascending and moving up and up and up and it gets smaller as it moves up and it begins to grow and grow as all these these different different uh silver globules uh flow up to it during your playing and uh a calmness resides over as you are playing your show. Hey, there's a swing and a a natural now pure silver moonlight coming from this new source is is shining directly onto your stage on you lightening you and your guitar as uh the others I think they're beginning to
Ali Leonard: others as in
Christopher Hooper: believe everyone in the
Luke Neverisky: I think it's
Ali Leonard: us. I think I mean I was already a believer but that's
Luke Neverisky: working. Uh, I'll psychic the group I'm playing. I think it's working. We got these globules the moon. See the moon? I think we're doing something
Ali Leonard: okay. Girl, you're a miracle worker cuz you calm those kids
Luke Neverisky: here
Ali Leonard: down.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. You see like all these kids
Luke Neverisky: also.
Ali Leonard: So
Christopher Hooper: curl up with like the closest like adult like figures and just like falling asleep in laps and naps and shoulders and things. Very
Tyram: I'm so badly trying to think of a way I can
Ali Leonard: So we got the
Luke Neverisky: different. Hello,
Tyram: merchandise right
Christopher Hooper: peaceful.
Tyram: now. Well,
Luke Neverisky: Snuggies.
Tyram: do I know what like uh Luna's like religious symbol looks
Christopher Hooper: Um, I always think of it
Tyram: like?
Christopher Hooper: as like the Islamic crescent
Tyram: Okay. Um, I'm gonna try to can I do slight of hand to try
Christopher Hooper: moon.
Tyram: to draw the symbol as well as I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, sure. What are you drawing with?
Tyram: can? Um, I'm just going to like draw it in a like the like a notebook that I have. Yeah. And I want to take it to Brew and be like, "Brew, can you make me pendants that look like this?
Justin Hale: Yeah. Well, should I do I need to roll or can I
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, why don't you go ahead and give me a a slight of hand and an
Justin Hale: just know how to do
Christopher Hooper: arcana check. You're the slight
Tyram: Am I the slide of
Justin Hale: it?
Christopher Hooper: of hand, bruise the arcana chick. Oh my
Tyram: hand? Nat 20
Justin Hale: Slide. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: god. 33.
Tyram: for
Justin Hale: no. Our con check
Christopher Hooper: Wow. A 19.
Justin Hale: is a
Christopher Hooper: Um, he
Tyram: 33.
Christopher Hooper: uh Silus gives you a a beautiful image um and really exacting detail uh basically like a CAD rendering um that you're able to take to like a
Justin Hale: 19.
Christopher Hooper: manufacturing shop. Um, and you could get it you could get that um turned into a press or any sort of engraving or something.
Tyram: How closer? We're not on like the Caspian uh campus
Christopher Hooper: It's pretty
Tyram: anymore, are we? Canonically, there was a machine shop at the Caspian Center. The Caspian Center was originally
Christopher Hooper: close. Oh, yeah.
Tyram: a craftsman shop that they got from um yeah,
Ali Leonard: a crystal shop.
Christopher Hooper: Right. Oh,
Tyram: from a from an old man who was like a grieving
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. I forgot about that. That's
Tyram: widowerower. We we have access to
Christopher Hooper: crazy. Yeah.
Tyram: these machinery pretty close
Ali Leonard: If it still exists, I don't know. Casin's dead,
Justin Hale: Nice. You're not
Ali Leonard: so I don't know anything
Tyram: by. She was around recently enough that she could have still kept it
Justin Hale: cast.
Ali Leonard: anymore. When Shield dies, you're going to be so
Luke Neverisky: Chill's never gonna
Tyram: going.
Justin Hale: me. He's never going to
Ali Leonard: mad. I don't know. Gary's
Christopher Hooper: have a good
Justin Hale: die. He's a
Ali Leonard: dead.
Christopher Hooper: point.
Luke Neverisky: die. Gary is
Justin Hale: robot. Um, can I
Christopher Hooper: Um um that's
Justin Hale: can I run
Christopher Hooper: going to Y'all have great roles. That
Justin Hale: there?
Christopher Hooper: would still take at least two
Tyram: Liliana, you
Luke Neverisky: All right, my
Tyram: got to milk this
Christopher Hooper: hours.
Tyram: performance. A concert would at least be two hours. Come on.
Ali Leonard: a solo performance. No backup, no break.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And you'll start mid
Luke Neverisky: fingers. Yeah, we didn't look at it.
Christopher Hooper: show. I don't know. Uh y'all could probably I think that you should put a pin in that. Um and we will we will finish the concert. Um cool. And so, uh, yeah, it ends up being a beautiful event. Um, you end up with a lot of, uh, college students and, um, young teens and tween carrying children's back to their to the orphanage, um, very quietly. And, um, and there's just like this little hub of of hum and calmness and a connectedness uh, within the group. Um you have lots of people talking about um about not just rel religious meaning but political movement against Elderon. uh many people in this city had kind of given up like Greyport was kind of the final bastion, the final human city uh that was left by the Elder Empire uh in this area. Um and they were this city is part of this free states that is mostly islands in the in the shattered oceans. But uh most of the people here just kind of felt like it was inevitable that they were also going to get taken over and subsumed by the Golden Empire. And and you're feeling it. These people want want to fight back. Um yeah, and that's the end of the end of the
Ali Leonard: I like
Christopher Hooper: concert.
Ali Leonard: gesture to the reporter like some concert,
Christopher Hooper: Incredible. Incredible Liliana out of
Ali Leonard: huh?
Christopher Hooper: nowhere takes for the win. You know, y'all really missed an opportunity for some
Ali Leonard: Do you just do
Christopher Hooper: merchandise
Tyram: You shut the
Ali Leonard: sports?
Christopher Hooper: here. Here, I um I know a thing or two about y'all. And um well, I figured y'all should have this. and he he's he gives
Tyram: f******.
Christopher Hooper: you a uh a Margaritaville um slushie
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: machine. Says it's got a little trick to it. So, uh anyway, I figured y'all have done so much work here in the city and uh I uh I don't want it. So, uh yeah, it here you
Luke Neverisky: Oh, thanks Mr. Stalker
Ali Leonard: What is
Christopher Hooper: go. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I got it for my birthday,
Ali Leonard: this?
Christopher Hooper: but I don't I gave up drinking a long time
Luke Neverisky: person.
Justin Hale: You're going to
Ali Leonard: We're learning a lot about you for having no
Christopher Hooper: ago. Don't worry about it. It's better that
Tyram: We know everything about you but your name at this
Christopher Hooper: way. Yeah. Well,
Ali Leonard: name. I'm going to call
Tyram: point.
Ali Leonard: you I'm gonna call
Christopher Hooper: um, I like
Justin Hale: tell
Ali Leonard: you Gregor.
Christopher Hooper: that. I like that.
Ali Leonard: Okay. I won't remember that next week, but I will say it
Christopher Hooper: My uh my dead brother, my
Tyram: Maybe it'll be in the
Christopher Hooper: dead older brother's named
Luke Neverisky: Oh jeez.
Ali Leonard: now. Okay.
Tyram: notes. Well, that's actually pretty We should pick a different one, I feel like, because that's pretty
Ali Leonard: Well, I should have picked a different
Christopher Hooper: Greg. No, no, I like it. Homage to him. Anyway, and it's better if I
Tyram: dramatic.
Christopher Hooper: don't tell you uh what my real name is. So, u we'll leave it at that. Until next time,
Ali Leonard: name.
Christopher Hooper: doggo cat.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay. Bye, Greg. Or wait, be on
Justin Hale: Hi. Alive,
Luke Neverisky: that. There we go.
Ali Leonard: Does he know about like Lady Viper and everything that we're going to do
Justin Hale: Greg. Well, if he's not going to tell us his real name, I'm not going to
Ali Leonard: with
Tyram: Why? You know what? That's
Justin Hale: make him like the name we give him.
Luke Neverisky: That's a good
Tyram: fair.
Ali Leonard: them? He sneaks on our rocket ship. I'm
Tyram: Don't think we can stop
Justin Hale: Find an
Ali Leonard: out.
Tyram: him. I mean, this dude's a perfect
Justin Hale: overhead
Ali Leonard: He ends up in our pocket
Luke Neverisky: point.
Tyram: stalker. I as a guy who,
Justin Hale: compartment.
Ali Leonard: village. Like, I don't
Tyram: like, not to boast, is pretty good at sneaking around. This guy's so much better than me. I don't think we can stop him
Ali Leonard: understand. It's so
Tyram: from
Justin Hale: That's That's really why Silus has an issue with
Christopher Hooper: He's on the
Justin Hale: this
Christopher Hooper: turf.
Tyram: prided himself on being the sneakiest sneak. But
Ali Leonard: weird.
Tyram: no, I mean, I can't. This is
Luke Neverisky: I did it,
Justin Hale: guy.
Ali Leonard: Look at that, Liliana. You made the
Christopher Hooper: Um humans
Luke Neverisky: you guys. I made a
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Tyram: undeniable. Good job,
Christopher Hooper: again. Yes.
Luke Neverisky: moon.
Tyram: Lily.
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Tyram: And you know, out of respect for your first concert, we didn't monetize this
Luke Neverisky: That's That's very
Ali Leonard: moon. That's why. Yeah, that's
Justin Hale: What were those things you were selling off in the corner,
Ali Leonard: why.
Justin Hale: Silus? Oh.
Luke Neverisky: impressive.
Justin Hale: Oh, I mean, but were you What did you have for
Tyram: s***.
Justin Hale: lunch,
Tyram: Suave. Um I
Justin Hale: Silus?
Christopher Hooper: What's in that
Luke Neverisky: What?
Tyram: guess whatever we had on the boat. I don't
Christopher Hooper: Margaritavville box?
Ali Leonard: Oh yeah. Why did he
Christopher Hooper: I think it's
Ali Leonard: leave? Do you want to
Justin Hale: You
Ali Leonard: open it? Like what if it
Luke Neverisky: I like
Tyram: know.
Justin Hale: sure? All right. I'm going to
Ali Leonard: explodes?
Christopher Hooper: running. You open it and it is it's ice cold. It's a ice cold box. You open it up and it
Justin Hale: open
Christopher Hooper: is churning right now. this like thick icy disgusting mixture. It looks like maybe mud but like ice mud. Um just and but it's full. It is completely full. It smells awful. Like
Justin Hale: Yeah. No, it smells
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: stings the nostrils. Hm.
Justin Hale: It smells What do you mean? No, you mean
Christopher Hooper: I mean, it's all
Justin Hale: it smells amazing.
Christopher Hooper: relative. Oh
Luke Neverisky: Is
Tyram: Happy
Christopher Hooper: god, what the
Luke Neverisky: that is that
Tyram: early birthday,
Justin Hale: That's brown.
Ali Leonard: Did it turn brown? He said he got this on his birthday. What birthday did he get this
Christopher Hooper: f***? you uh you load up a a
Luke Neverisky: brown?
Tyram: Brew.
Christopher Hooper: huge 64 ounce um 7-Eleven cup and it doesn't make it
Justin Hale: I'm there. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: on?
Christopher Hooper: doesn't make a dent in the smoothie level at all. It's
Tyram: 7-Eleven is canon to the setting where
Justin Hale: Right. Oh my god, I forgot about
Christopher Hooper: true.
Tyram: your uncle
Justin Hale: that. I'm gonna I'm gonna like
Tyram: works.
Justin Hale: pound that one. The whole 65 just takes like a good
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. You get the worst brain freeze you've ever had in
Tyram: Can I give you a brain
Justin Hale: 30 seconds.
Christopher Hooper: your
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Justin Hale: Uh, and then I'm gonna pour another
Christopher Hooper: life. Another one. Full talk.
Justin Hale: one. And it doesn't go
Christopher Hooper: No. No change in
Justin Hale: anywhere. Oh my god, you guys. This is like the
Christopher Hooper: level.
Luke Neverisky: Is that endless
Tyram: freeze? Okay.
Justin Hale: greatest invention ever. It's
Tyram: So, he's better at sneaking than me. He's a better inventor than you.
Ali Leonard: If he can beat me in a race, we're
Tyram: I wonder if he sings better than
Justin Hale: endless.
Luke Neverisky: brown? He probably does. Probably does. He's just so talented, I
Ali Leonard: f*****. That's not possible. No, there's
Luke Neverisky: bet.
Justin Hale: You you guys
Ali Leonard: no there's no possible. You made a moon.
Tyram: Liliana.
Justin Hale: realize that brown is like like 60% alcohol as well. So, and this is endless. So, like we could technically use this as fuel for like any of our combustion
Tyram: I bet that he didn't think about that when he gave you this
Justin Hale: engines.
Christopher Hooper: I I thought that Brew might come up with some interesting uh uses for endless uh frozen
Tyram: device.
Christopher Hooper: brown.
Justin Hale: Oh yeah, that's that's not the end of it. I got way more
Tyram: But happy birthday, Brew. Or early
Ali Leonard: Wait until we get to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And f***
Tyram: birthday, I guess. I got you some
Ali Leonard: the Yeah, cuz Brew has the same birthday
Justin Hale: eyes. Clearly this is only for
Ali Leonard: as everyone
Christopher Hooper: Ellis.
Tyram: cocaine. Yeah. No one else wants
Ali Leonard: else. Oh, yeah. No, you're
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yep.
Tyram: it. No
Justin Hale: me. You don't no wants any of this.
Ali Leonard: good.
Christopher Hooper: Well, I I
Luke Neverisky: And I love that. Yeah.
Tyram: one. It's
Ali Leonard: Treat
Christopher Hooper: already got my bag of brown,
Tyram: your present. Enjoy
Christopher Hooper: so And I hate the way that smoothie makes my teeth
Justin Hale: It's the
Ali Leonard: yourself. I
Justin Hale: what? Uh that's
Ali Leonard: get
Christopher Hooper: feel.
Justin Hale: unfortunate cuz slushies are the best
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: All right. And
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: um you uh you um have a great concert and the next morning is your date with Lady
Ali Leonard: our
Christopher Hooper: Viper.
Tyram: It's Ellsworth date with Lady
Justin Hale: as
Ali Leonard: date. Everyone's
Tyram: Viper. El specifically date with Lady
Ali Leonard: date. It's not a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. When's Ellie's birthday?
Tyram: Viper. All the rest of us need to find something to do so that
Ali Leonard: oneonone. Oh my god. And
Tyram: Elizabeth has to go in alone.
Ali Leonard: my face is clean. Oh
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Tyram: You got
Ali Leonard: god.
Luke Neverisky: probably
Ali Leonard: Does anybody have grease I can put all over my
Christopher Hooper: hilarious. He's got a brown
Luke Neverisky: does. He's got
Christopher Hooper: machine. Scarlet's got a bag of
Luke Neverisky: a
Ali Leonard: face? This guy's a good
Tyram: this. She's also got a pocket protector, some bracers of
Justin Hale: Good
Christopher Hooper: dirt.
Tyram: defense, a prototype Iro novel, and
Ali Leonard: fighter. I should probably
Luke Neverisky: brown
Tyram: um
Ali Leonard: tell Iro. I should probably have given that to Iro,
Christopher Hooper: Hey Ally, can you send
Ali Leonard: but I'll give him the second copy.
Christopher Hooper: me what that
Ali Leonard: the brother
Christopher Hooper: is? Yeah. Okay, thank
Tyram: Oh,
Ali Leonard: novel. Yeah, I'll work on
Tyram: and Justin, you should add some cocaine to your inventory because that's Silus's birthday present to
Ali Leonard: it. I've got
Tyram: you is cocaine.
Justin Hale: Hey. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Sweet.
Ali Leonard: ideas. Just to remind you of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Thanks. You know, like the good old
Ali Leonard: home.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: I bet if you brought your slush machine to the turtle island, you could sell a bunch because a lot of people are banned from that
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Mhm.
Justin Hale: days. We're thinking now. We're thinking what
Ali Leonard: 7-Eleven. You get a lot of
Justin Hale: Toeer doesn't realize is he put the the number one like
Christopher Hooper: True.
Justin Hale: game-breaking item in the game just now.
Tyram: I mean, anything is pretty
Justin Hale: We're going to ruin
Ali Leonard: cocaine.
Tyram: abusable.
Ali Leonard: I'm pretty sure that stuff could kill
Luke Neverisky: We haven't tried it.
Ali Leonard: Crowley. We haven't tried
Luke Neverisky: It's true.
Justin Hale: the
Tyram: I mean it would kill most creatures, you
Ali Leonard: it, right? What if like it's like iron to the fay
Luke Neverisky: Oh, I
Ali Leonard: like melt?
Christopher Hooper: All right. Well, with that, I'm going to head to
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: bed. I'm tired.
Tyram: All
Justin Hale: Awesome.
Ali Leonard: I don't play video
Luke Neverisky: know.
Tyram: right, time for the next leg of our
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Tyram: journey.
Justin Hale: Good sesh. Thanks for the slushy machine,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Happy birthday
Tyram: Happy
Ali Leonard: games. Happy
Christopher Hooper: everybody. Happy birthday to Ellis and
Justin Hale: guys.
Ali Leonard: birthday. Double happy birthday. Triple happy
Christopher Hooper: happy will be born
Tyram: birthday.
Ali Leonard: birthday.
Christopher Hooper: baby uh Keith.
Tyram: I'm not wishing anyone a happy birthday who's not
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: I got that.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. Later,
Tyram: here,
Ali Leonard: Keith.
Christopher Hooper: y'all.
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Tyram: right?
Justin Hale: It's
Ali Leonard: Bye.