2026-04-17

Justin Hale: I keep dropping in and out. It's very

Christopher Hooper: All right, let's do it. Here we go. We're recording. We're on

Luke Neverisky: D and D

Christopher Hooper: it. Okay, I have access to the

Ali Leonard: I do not

Tyram: So, I think it makes the most sense to explain uh

Ali Leonard: consent.

Tyram: Olivia's uh absence because she's like in the middle of this she's all like, "Actually, I don't give a s*** about these orphans." And then he just f****

Luke Neverisky: time.

Justin Hale: annoying.

Ali Leonard: So in

Tyram: off. All right, so that's canon.

Luke Neverisky: Typical Olivia.

Christopher Hooper: notes. I feel like she's still

Ali Leonard: character they never was

Tyram: Claude, he was never

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: mopping. Oh, yeah. She was never done.

Tyram: mopping. At no point did she mop. She immediately went

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it

Christopher Hooper: She just kept reading the journal. She like got too absorbed in like all the

Luke Neverisky: was

Christopher Hooper: reading material in the

Ali Leonard: mopping. She's like we have to find out what is the connection with this

Christopher Hooper: office. Okay,

Ali Leonard: woman.

Christopher Hooper: cool. Okay, one thing I have to look

Ali Leonard: No, you

Tyram: upstairs.

Luke Neverisky: just

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: don't. Have you ever

Christopher Hooper: at. Okay, the very last thing we left

Ali Leonard: thought that maybe you

Luke Neverisky: Good

Christopher Hooper: off was Liliana giving the game away as and

Ali Leonard: don't

Justin Hale: f***.

Christopher Hooper: uh several um

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: several faces of Elsp look directly at you. Um

Luke Neverisky: nerd.

Christopher Hooper: remind me who is in uh this scene right now. It's Liliana and Silas.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, cuz I was

Tyram: I believe that's it.

Luke Neverisky: I think

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ali Leonard: with

Tyram: Yeah, you guys were back in Denland's office, I

Justin Hale: You guys are Somebody's carrying me. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: I think brew is close.

Justin Hale: somebody's carrying me, right? Yes.

Ali Leonard: Olivia. You were on my back,

Tyram: think.

Christopher Hooper: Right. Great. Great. Great.

Ali Leonard: Brew, because

Luke Neverisky: so.

Ali Leonard: Silus refused for some

Tyram: I'm not

Justin Hale: Okay. Yeah, right. I That's right.

Ali Leonard: reason. I'm I

Tyram: strong enough to give piggyback rides. I'm literally

Justin Hale: I forgot I was betrayed by

Christopher Hooper: Great.

Ali Leonard: mean

Tyram: the weakest person in the

Justin Hale: Silus for support.

Ali Leonard: I'm just hearing a lot of excuses right

Tyram: party. I might be physically weaker than

Justin Hale: Yeah, there was there was that there was that urgency

Christopher Hooper: That's

Justin Hale: of support when I needed you at my most dire time and you weren't there. That's

Ali Leonard: now. That is Yeah,

Tyram: Kevin.

Justin Hale: what I remember happening. Yeah, for

Ali Leonard: that is Lois.

Tyram: I feel like that's a

Justin Hale: sure. That

Tyram: mischaracterization. You're asking me to do something I physically

Justin Hale: sounds like an excuse.

Christopher Hooper: good.

Ali Leonard: Um, a lot of excuses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: can't. It It is. It's a

Christopher Hooper: Wow.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. A lot of excuses, a lot of

Tyram: literal excuse. It's a valid excuse for why I can't carry

Luke Neverisky: doesn't deny

Christopher Hooper: I I thought y'all were a close

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: team and it's really sad to see it fall apart like

Ali Leonard: betrayals. Yeah. Just really fast,

Christopher Hooper: this.

Ali Leonard: too. Like all of a sudden, and this is how

Tyram: you.

Luke Neverisky: it. That was it.

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. I I think I

Ali Leonard: Taku Cat died.

Christopher Hooper: think for everyone's sake, let's Oh, because y'all have psychic

Luke Neverisky: Y

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: phone, I think everyone should roll an initiative

Ali Leonard: Uhhuh. That's

Christopher Hooper: here. Thank you. Thank

Ali Leonard: smart. It takes the rest of us like five turns to get into the

Luke Neverisky: That

Ali Leonard: room. But I'm carrying

Tyram: Damn. You're like just down the hall. It should be

Justin Hale: What would it be assumed that I should probably go

Christopher Hooper: you. This

Tyram: fine. Brew is enormously heavy. That's

Justin Hale: last? I should probably go last,

Tyram: true. All

Ali Leonard: brew. Oh, I should pull up my character sheet.

Justin Hale: right?

Christopher Hooper: is Oh, yes, please.

Tyram: right. Um, put it in the

Luke Neverisky: is

Christopher Hooper: That would be great.

Justin Hale: Could somebody roll for me? I'm in the middle of the yard at the

Tyram: chat.

Justin Hale: moment.

Tyram: What's your modifier?

Justin Hale: Plus six, I think. Maybe

Ali Leonard: +

Justin Hale: higher.

Tyram: Okay. Uh oh, nice. Uh

Justin Hale: I I want

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Justin Hale: to I want to switch with the lowest person, though, because mechanically I feel like I'm in a trance, so I probably shouldn't go

Christopher Hooper: So,

Ali Leonard: 12.

Tyram: 24

Luke Neverisky: How are you

Justin Hale: first.

Christopher Hooper: okay. And we're going to say Olivia is not available. Okay. So, you want to switch with

Tyram: You don't give a s*** about the orphan. She's f******

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You want to switch with Ellsworth Cooper. Is that what you're

Luke Neverisky: working?

Justin Hale: Sure. Whoever's

Christopher Hooper: saying? All right. Elizabeth Cooper. Uh you are

Ali Leonard: That's

Christopher Hooper: um starting us off at initiative

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: off.

Justin Hale: left

Ali Leonard: That's the highest I've ever rolled, especially with my plus

Christopher Hooper: 24.

Tyram: It's literally impossible for you to do that well under normal

Ali Leonard: zero. Um, well, I'm in the other room, so and I'm assuming you guys have told me that there's a bunch of me, so I'm going

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: to go into the other

Luke Neverisky: That's a bunch of

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, what you're in the office with um

Luke Neverisky: use.

Christopher Hooper: Olivia, so you're down the hall. It's going to take you um probably a

Ali Leonard: room. Yeah.

Tyram: circumstances.

Christopher Hooper: turn. So, at the at the beginning of your next turn, you'll be at the

Ali Leonard: Right. A bruise on my back. Okay,

Christopher Hooper: door. Oh,

Ali Leonard: great. So, maybe two

Tyram: Well, we all know Brew weighs a

Justin Hale: And we know And we know you won't carry

Christopher Hooper: okay. I I think I think what you can

Justin Hale: me. Can't. Won't

Christopher Hooper: do, you can get probably

Tyram: ton. I can't carry

Justin Hale: I've heard both

Christopher Hooper: midway down the hall. Um but probably

Ali Leonard: turns.

Justin Hale: ways.

Christopher Hooper: like 30 ft to the entrance uh to the room

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: at the bail. So um you'll you'll be able to engage next

Tyram: you.

Christopher Hooper: turn, but you'll be like just able to arrive at the

Ali Leonard: Okay. So

Luke Neverisky: Perfect.

Christopher Hooper: doorway.

Ali Leonard: then I'm like yelling in the mine chat, "I'm coming. Don't hurt the children. They're just teens. Damn

Christopher Hooper: Um I

Ali Leonard: it."

Tyram: So this is like

Christopher Hooper: am

Tyram: mid like dagger throw at one of the

Luke Neverisky: We're

Justin Hale: I can't take it

Ali Leonard: The doctor's fair

Tyram: children.

Justin Hale: back. But the doctor looks like you

Christopher Hooper: Uh, Silus, you see the the

Tyram: Which one's the real

Justin Hale: do.

Christopher Hooper: Ellsworth um eating a sandwich um and her vegetables and she uh she looks up at you and says, "We don't need no

Ali Leonard: play. I love a sandwich.

Justin Hale: Excellent. Oh my

Christopher Hooper: education." and she begins to

Ali Leonard: God damn

Tyram: doctor?

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: um uh get out of her seat and walk towards you. Uh all right, Silus, you're

Ali Leonard: it. Is she eating a club sandwich? That's

Justin Hale: god.

Christopher Hooper: up.

Ali Leonard: the best sandwich. I knew

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: Um, I want to try to be out of reach of all these elizabeths. So, I'm

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: gonna try to I'll try to misty set my way up to the ceiling of this room where I can like get my feet like on the ceiling so I can just walk

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: around up there. And then I want to uh use my action to throw a dagger at the

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Great. Go

Tyram: doctor. Oh. Um, not great. Um,

Christopher Hooper: ahead. 13 Um it looks like it would have hit. Um but she reacts and uh a blurry uh it seems to hit a blurry um magic

Tyram: 13. Okay. Can I think at the uh rest of the party? Um, she's got some kind of b******* going on to protect

Ali Leonard: Hate

Tyram: her. Well, you

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: shield.

Tyram: saw it, Liliana. You're here with

Luke Neverisky: b*******. Oh, that's

Ali Leonard: b*******. Stop making a flower

Tyram: me. And I guess I'll

Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah,

Tyram: uh Yeah, I guess I'll try

Luke Neverisky: special and use the psychic mode, you

Tyram: to like uh run use my movement to run on the roof like where

Luke Neverisky: know.

Ali Leonard: crown.

Tyram: I can just be like uh as far away as I can be from any of the

Christopher Hooper: Okay, gotcha.

Tyram: Ellmiths. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Um, so you're running at the far edge of the

Tyram: Well, just I don't it's like any of these things like spit

Christopher Hooper: room.

Tyram: acid or something. I don't want to be like next to them for that. I don't know. It's

Luke Neverisky: You know, like normal Those

Justin Hale: Yeah, the girls are from a horror

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, the way

Tyram: gonna be something awful, I'm

Christopher Hooper: that the way the the room is set up, it's kind of a long rectangle and you on the back wall are these tanks that are holding um like in

Tyram: sure.

Justin Hale: movie.

Christopher Hooper: like a inoculated um

Ali Leonard: as

Justin Hale: L spy. I don't like

Christopher Hooper: Elspy. And then you have these four uh then you have these like four simulators that are kind of like in front

Luke Neverisky: things

Christopher Hooper: of them uh along like kind of in the middle of the room.

Tyram: How many? Now, we never had to ask like what is the plural

Ali Leonard: No,

Tyram: of Elizabeth, but okay. So, how many else pie are there in the

Christopher Hooper: And so so it looks like um there

Ali Leonard: no.

Justin Hale: that. Oh no.

Christopher Hooper: are four elf spew in the

Justin Hale: Come

Christopher Hooper: simulators and then there's the one else

Tyram: room?

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: um finishing her sandwich and now walking towards you. Um, so one thing I wanted to clarify too here is that you you're kind of like it's almost like an arc and you

Luke Neverisky: health.

Christopher Hooper: are currently at like the door is the furthest point from all of them. So moving anywhere in the in the room brings you closer

Justin Hale: on.

Christopher Hooper: to an elf

Tyram: Okay, then I'll just like be over near the doorway

Christopher Hooper: speed. Okay. But on the roof. Okay.

Tyram: then. Yeah. Hanging upside down on the roof like

Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Hell yeah. All right.

Tyram: a

Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, the doctor now,

Tyram: bat.

Christopher Hooper: um, she says, "You won't get away with us." And she pulls out her gun and,

Ali Leonard: We haven't done

Christopher Hooper: um, and shoots a

Ali Leonard: anything. She pulls out a gun to shoot a

Tyram: Oh s***, I'm getting

Christopher Hooper: fireball. Yeah, why

Ali Leonard: fireball. That feels

Christopher Hooper: not? She's crazy. Um,

Ali Leonard: excessive. I'm just shoots

Christopher Hooper: so I need uh I need Liliana and

Ali Leonard: bullets.

Tyram: fireballson.

Christopher Hooper: Silus to make a deck save. Uh,

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Ali Leonard: So, she's just going to kind of burn this whole place to the

Luke Neverisky: I made

Tyram: failed, but I still take half because of uh

Luke Neverisky: it wrong.

Christopher Hooper: DC17. Okay, cool.

Tyram: uh so because of rogue b*******.

Luke Neverisky: b*******. Oh, what the f*** was

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, uh if you failed, you would get 32 fire damage, but uh so if you take

Ali Leonard: ground.

Luke Neverisky: that?

Christopher Hooper: half, you're taking 16 fire

Tyram: Yeah. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: damage. Cool. All right. Uh Liliana, it's your

Ali Leonard: is

Christopher Hooper: turn.

Ali Leonard: the room now on

Luke Neverisky: has

Christopher Hooper: Um I don't

Luke Neverisky: room. Well, my clothes certainly

Christopher Hooper: know. Um you uh

Luke Neverisky: are apparently. All

Christopher Hooper: the door is on fire. Um you're starting to see the door

Ali Leonard: fire.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: has has caught fire. Um it looks like things are kind of

Justin Hale: We didn't start the fire,

Christopher Hooper: smoldering right

Justin Hale: right?

Ali Leonard: It was always

Luke Neverisky: That's right. Since the world's turning. Um. All right. All right, teacher. We're trying to turn you into a

Christopher Hooper: now.

Luke Neverisky: pig. Make a wisdom save of

Ali Leonard: burning.

Luke Neverisky: 617.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: God

Christopher Hooper: 19.

Ali Leonard: damn

Luke Neverisky: 19. That is most unfortunate. Um, all right. All right. Sorry. I have a plan for this.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Do you say anything to the to the teacher to the professor?

Ali Leonard: it.

Luke Neverisky: Um, I was trying to come up with a Pink Floyd reference to album Animals, but I couldn't think fast enough. Um, um, I'll just repeat, leave those kids alone. Um,

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: but to no effect. Um, all right. And then see how casting. Let me figure out how that works. Okay. Uh, Mantle of Majesty. Casting. I need to research how that works. Um, All right. I'll give uh It's just me and Silus

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. No, Brew is is

Luke Neverisky: and Brew,

Christopher Hooper: on the shoulders of

Luke Neverisky: right? Elizabeth. Okay. Um All right.

Christopher Hooper: Elvit Prime.

Luke Neverisky: I pray. Thank you. Yes. Um, all right. Uh, Silus, you getting the juice and I'll duck

Tyram: Hell yeah.

Luke Neverisky: behind the I guess I'll duck behind the door the in the hallway a little bit. So, just popping out. Trying

Christopher Hooper: Okay,

Luke Neverisky: the polymorph. Pop it back

Christopher Hooper: gotcha. Um, okay. Uh, as you do that, um, the the ones in the simulators, uh, they you notice they

Luke Neverisky: out.

Christopher Hooper: all are turning their steering wheels at the same time, like almost in unison. Um, Brew, you are up. My um, my DND says you have 24 hit points out of 83. Is that true? Oh,

Ali Leonard: I don't think so

Tyram: Uh Justin's out of the call

Luke Neverisky: our Google Meet says he's not

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Ali Leonard: because I think I got hurt

Luke Neverisky: here.

Ali Leonard: for three for assassining back last

Tyram: again. Yeah, I was looking at that earlier. I was like, what did I take damage last time? Oh, yeah. I got whipped by the by the school mark.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And Liliana, it says 47 out of 63

Ali Leonard: time

Christopher Hooper: for you. Is that right? Oh, just now.

Ali Leonard: and she just took fireball damage.

Tyram: Man, that was such a

Luke Neverisky: That's great.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: terrible way for Brew to go out. I can't believe he's dead and

Christopher Hooper: I just don't know why he has so few hit points

Tyram: unresurrectable

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Damn.

Christopher Hooper: to start with. I assume that, you know, one firewall would be

Tyram: now. But Toeer, you did 20

Justin Hale: It's

Christopher Hooper: okay. Yeah, but why is his health so

Tyram: fireballs.

Justin Hale: probably I'm sure has something to do with silence not carrying

Christopher Hooper: low, Brew? We were asking uh on D and D Beyond it

Ali Leonard: What?

Christopher Hooper: says you only have 24 hit points

Justin Hale: me.

Christopher Hooper: and I'm trying to remember whether that's accurate or not. I don't think so.

Justin Hale: Uh, probably not. I probably just didn't reset it

Christopher Hooper: Right. Okay. All

Tyram: I don't think we fought a single solitary time like the last couple of sessions,

Justin Hale: from

Christopher Hooper: right. Yeah.

Justin Hale: Yeah, one session where I

Tyram: right?

Justin Hale: got smacked around pretty hard, but that was a while back.

Christopher Hooper: Um, is there anything you'd like to do,

Justin Hale: So, um, can I stay in my

Christopher Hooper: Brew?

Justin Hale: Wargan state and deploy the cannon and tell, uh, Kevin to

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, yeah. Yep. Um, you

Justin Hale: assist. So, action to drop the cannon and then bonus action

Christopher Hooper: So, um, so you're so

Justin Hale: to command Kevin.

Christopher Hooper: you're, um, in the hallway on Elit's, uh, Oh, thank f***. I fixed this. Um, on Elsa's shoulders. Do you want to mount the cannon on her shoulders or are you placing it like down the hallway?

Ali Leonard: God damn

Justin Hale: Um, I'll place it on her shoulder as

Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. She's becoming a mech.

Ali Leonard: it. Yeah, I was like, I'm only a

Justin Hale: defense. What? What's wrong with that? It's a little

Christopher Hooper: When the when the artificers

Justin Hale: cannon. It's just

Christopher Hooper: artificers come together, they become like uh power rangers.

Ali Leonard: dwarf. Oh,

Justin Hale: a I'll form the

Luke Neverisky: That's great.

Christopher Hooper: Um okay.

Ali Leonard: good.

Christopher Hooper: Uh cool. Um All right. You do that. Um you then um stylist you're able to see that

Justin Hale: head.

Christopher Hooper: the the drivers in simulators all at the same same time shift, but you see the third one on the on the right a little bit slower than the others. Um all right, Elizabeth, you're up and you're making your way down the hall. Making my

Ali Leonard: Okay. Can I get into the room where it

Christopher Hooper: way. Uh yeah. Yep.

Ali Leonard: happens? Okay. I want to get into that

Justin Hale: Wow, she's really getting into character. of

Christopher Hooper: Okay, you're full full movement. Um, you you have

Ali Leonard: room. Yeah.

Justin Hale: carrying all

Christopher Hooper: action bonus action available to

Ali Leonard: Okay. Um, Brew, do you want me to set you down inside the room like

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: hidden? Oh

Justin Hale: this. No, carry

Christopher Hooper: you.

Ali Leonard: god, I'm so slow.

Tyram: Well, you

Justin Hale: me. Carry

Ali Leonard: Okay, shut up

Tyram: better carry him, otherwise he's never gonna stop bitching about it.

Ali Leonard: about it. I didn't bring

Justin Hale: me. No, no. She At least she carried me.

Ali Leonard: the I forgot the buborn.

Tyram: Apparently, I can

Justin Hale: You just refused. That's

Ali Leonard: So that's what's annoying is I forgot the

Justin Hale: That's a

Ali Leonard: the Brew

Justin Hale: refusal. Oh, do we do we have

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. You always

Justin Hale: the pee

Christopher Hooper: have a pee hole, Brew.

Ali Leonard: Bejorn. No, you're fine. It's fine. And

Justin Hale: hole? I can uh I can get in my pee

Ali Leonard: I just wish we had like where you were here where I could just

Tyram: Oops. I have the keyhole. I was using it to carry

Ali Leonard: carry you and you know

Tyram: around. Well, actually, no. I left

Justin Hale: hole. So you have the bee hole in your

Ali Leonard: um we were using it

Tyram: it back in the um in the office because it was on the

Justin Hale: door.

Ali Leonard: for the

Tyram: floor. Yeah. The last time the pee hole was used um yeah the school the the headmaster fell into it and

Ali Leonard: teacher. So Brew and I have to go

Tyram: Olivia beat her

Ali Leonard: back. I'm just kidding. I'm just

Tyram: up. I I don't know, man. And I don't think

Justin Hale: Wow.

Luke Neverisky: Right.

Ali Leonard: kidding. Um, okay. So, I bust in with a I guess Brew piggybacking Brew and got a cannon on

Justin Hale: Am I on your

Ali Leonard: me. Whichever way, whichever way you want to be. Whichever way is more secure for

Justin Hale: shoulders? Carrying carrying the

Ali Leonard: you. Okay. Like, okay,

Tyram: there

Justin Hale: kids around shoulders is usually easier. It's more stable for the person

Ali Leonard: great.

Justin Hale: carrying Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Um, and then so I just bust in and I try and look at all the teens and I'm like, I know the doctor's trying to kill us, but I do want to start yelling for the teens that were here to rescue

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. So, so you're yelling into into the room. Is that right?

Ali Leonard: them. Like I'm going into the room. So like once I'm

Christopher Hooper: You're You're at the doorway. That's as far

Ali Leonard: in the room.

Christopher Hooper: as far as you're making it.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Great. Perfect. So I But I can see

Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. You can see

Ali Leonard: everything. Okay. So I

Christopher Hooper: everything. You take out your

Ali Leonard: do take out my gun and I point

Luke Neverisky: Right

Ali Leonard: it at the doctor and I'm like, "Teens, we're here to rescue you. I don't know any of your names except Meera, but we're here to

Christopher Hooper: gun.

Ali Leonard: help.

Tyram: everything.

Christopher Hooper: Um. Okay. Um, okay. Do you

Luke Neverisky: back.

Christopher Hooper: want to do you want to roll a

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I would love

Christopher Hooper: check? What kind of check do you want to

Ali Leonard: to. I really Elizabeth just needs a

Christopher Hooper: roll? Yeah, teens.

Ali Leonard: new category that's

Christopher Hooper: Okay. What What um what ability do you that

Ali Leonard: teens like relating to

Christopher Hooper: maps to like

Ali Leonard: teens.

Christopher Hooper: wisdom? I don't think

Luke Neverisky: Jeez, Charisma

Christopher Hooper: charisma here for

Tyram: Teens only respect muscles, so it's got to be con,

Luke Neverisky: something.

Ali Leonard: Coolness driving. Would they relate to my driving

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: teens. I think if you were like

Ali Leonard: score?

Christopher Hooper: driving a motorcycle. Um,

Ali Leonard: persuasion. Yeah, that would be really

Christopher Hooper: okay. So, I think I think you need a charisma

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Tyram: right?

Christopher Hooper: based check here. You're pulling out your gun. Could be

Ali Leonard: cool.

Christopher Hooper: intimidation. Um, could be persuasion. I don't I'm not

Luke Neverisky: true.

Christopher Hooper: even really sure who you're talking to. Are you just talking to teens right now?

Ali Leonard: Okay, I'm talking to teens in

Tyram: I love the idea

Ali Leonard: general. I'm going for

Tyram: of using intimidation to calm them down.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Cold the f***

Ali Leonard: persuasion. I'm going for

Tyram: Like they got a good calm the f***

Ali Leonard: persuasion. And I'm going to say this is for the doctor, not for the

Christopher Hooper: out.

Ali Leonard: gun is aimed at the doctor, not for you. She's doing bad stuff to you.

Tyram: down.

Justin Hale: Roll for

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Yeah, give me Why don't you give me a persuasion role

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: then? You're good at that. I

Ali Leonard: perfect. I am I

Justin Hale: justification.

Christopher Hooper: find that

Ali Leonard: am good at it. I know,

Justin Hale: Damn. All

Christopher Hooper: surprising. I don't know if you've

Ali Leonard: right? I've never persuaded anyone in my

Christopher Hooper: attempted this this type of approach

Ali Leonard: life. And we don't have

Christopher Hooper: before.

Ali Leonard: any chairs that I can sit on backwards. So, it's

Tyram: Do you have like a hat you can

Ali Leonard: like or like Brew, can you put a cap on me

Tyram: turn around backwards?

Luke Neverisky: Please do

Ali Leonard: backwards?

Justin Hale: right. Yes. While while you are carrying me

Christopher Hooper: 22 cor persuasion check.

Ali Leonard: 22.

Tyram: Hell

Justin Hale: on your

Ali Leonard: Yeah. And

Justin Hale: She's like, "Trust me,

Luke Neverisky: that.

Ali Leonard: then as an effect, Brew does put on a backwards hat on

Christopher Hooper: Wow. Wow. Okay. Okay.

Justin Hale: bro." I put one on for

Christopher Hooper: Um, so there is an Elizabeth Smith approaching you and it almost looks like

Tyram: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: it's hard for her to see you and she says, "Hello, hello. Is anyone there? Is anyone there?" Just nod if you can hear me.

Justin Hale: emphasis.

Christopher Hooper: If anyone's

Ali Leonard: me. Nod. Can you see

Justin Hale: Oh my

Luke Neverisky: Oh my

Christopher Hooper: there, come on. Come on

Justin Hale: god. My god. If you say

Christopher Hooper: now.

Ali Leonard: me? This is creeping me out.

Justin Hale: if All

Luke Neverisky: god. Hopefully

Christopher Hooper: Is there anyone

Ali Leonard: I'm here to What is your

Christopher Hooper: home? My name's El

Justin Hale: right.

Luke Neverisky: numb. All

Ali Leonard: name? God damn

Justin Hale: God

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: Smith. She uh she seem

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: she appears. You're standing in the doorway and she seems to sprint and dive at you.

Ali Leonard: Huh?

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. You want

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Can I hug

Christopher Hooper: to do

Ali Leonard: her? I just want to hug her. Maybe a

Christopher Hooper: that?

Ali Leonard: grapple, but it's it's a hug

Christopher Hooper: Um, you hug her. She hugs you tightly.

Ali Leonard: mostly. And it hurts a lot. Oh,

Justin Hale: Oh my god. My

Luke Neverisky: There is no pain. You are

Christopher Hooper: No. She she she

Ali Leonard: good. Is this the reference I'm supposed to

Justin Hale: god.

Christopher Hooper: whispers. She whispers in your I need some information first.

Justin Hale: No,

Christopher Hooper: Just the

Justin Hale: no, no. f******

Luke Neverisky: receiving.

Christopher Hooper: facts.

Ali Leonard: get? I don't get

Justin Hale: hell. These are Pink Floyd song

Christopher Hooper: Um. All right. Silus, you're

Ali Leonard: it. Oh, okay. Let's do some Evan song

Christopher Hooper: up.

Ali Leonard: lyrics so I get

Justin Hale: lyrics. No. Toeer. Topers has the mind of a

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: 50-year-old.

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right, Silus, you're up. You're seeing all this happen below

Tyram: I'm just going to concentrate on

Christopher Hooper: you

Ali Leonard: it. Smart. One thing at a

Tyram: trying to kill the doctor. Um,

Christopher Hooper: stick.

Tyram: yeah. Okay. So, I'm going to try to throw my dagger at her again. I want to see if it was just a low roll or if uh she has some sort of like

Ali Leonard: time for the first

Tyram: b******* I can't overcome.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Tyram: Okay, I rolled well this time. So, if it doesn't work this time, I can be confident it's some b*******. Um, I got a

Christopher Hooper: Uh, it hits. Um, yeah, it hits. Um, and this time it doesn't

Ali Leonard: one.

Christopher Hooper: it doesn't seem to interact with any sort of Oh, it does. It does um like pass through a uh a magic shield. And answer.

Ali Leonard: It passes

Tyram: 27. Hell

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: yeah. All right. Okay. So, that does uh nine

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: damage. Psychic. And now she's vexed. So, I can roll with advantage on this

Ali Leonard: through. I'd be vex

Tyram: one. Ah.

Ali Leonard: too

Tyram: Um. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: f******. Okay. Um, well, I rolled two threes. Uh, so that's a 12. Let's see if bar juice is enough to get over the hump here.

Christopher Hooper: What are

Tyram: Oh, sorry. What am I rolling for it? Is it a

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: you rolling for?

Ali Leonard: that

Tyram: d8? Is it a d8 or a

Luke Neverisky: 10. Uh, it is

Christopher Hooper: What? Oh, it's

Tyram: d10? A

Luke Neverisky: a 10. produce

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Tyram: 10. Okay, let me roll the proper die again. Nice. Okay. Um that is um uh

Christopher Hooper: 42. Okay. Uh 22

Tyram: 22. Hell yeah. And I get that delicious sneak attack

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: damage. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: hits.

Tyram: f***. I hate picking up D4s.

Justin Hale: Oops.

Tyram: Nice. Uh 29

Christopher Hooper: 29 damage on top of the

Tyram: damage.

Christopher Hooper: How much damage you already do?

Tyram: Yeah, I did nine before. Um so, uh that's a total of 38

Christopher Hooper: Nine. Um, all right. Uh,

Tyram: damage.

Christopher Hooper: uh, uh, Fatal, she's dropped. Um, how do you drop her?

Tyram: Okay. So, um I uh throw the first dagger at her and like while she's still like discombobulated for it, I kind of like run like straight over her head and just throw it like straight down into her and I yell dark side of the moon and um goes like straight down into her

Ali Leonard: I'm just realizing that she

Tyram: head.

Ali Leonard: might be the only one who knows how to reverse

Luke Neverisky: Now

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ali Leonard: this. Well, hopefully we can use her

Luke Neverisky: we're smart.

Christopher Hooper: Um at that point all the people in the

Ali Leonard: notes.

Christopher Hooper: simulators say we don't need no thought control and

Ali Leonard: God damn

Christopher Hooper: they start um unhooking the simulators. Um they had these crowns.

Ali Leonard: it. Yeah, but those are notoriously difficult. So, it does take a

Christopher Hooper: It does. Um with with that Liliana, it's your

Tyram: I think this is a good

Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. So, teachers

Christopher Hooper: turn. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Dan, Dr. Dan, what have you done to me?

Ali Leonard: while.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, um, so we're just left with a bunch of bell

Ali Leonard: Don't hurt

Luke Neverisky: spetss.

Ali Leonard: them. Try and contain them

Luke Neverisky: I wonder. Okay. So, they've been So, they've been in these

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Thank

Ali Leonard: maybe.

Luke Neverisky: simulators practicing racing basically.

Christopher Hooper: you.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. I'm going to try something. Um I'm going to cast uh what the f***** it called? hallucinatory terrain in this room and try to make the room look like a racetrack basically and just see what they do being on

Tyram: Oh man, they're going to wave s*** for

Justin Hale: Start running around like

Luke Neverisky: a

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Why don't you give me um is is there details on like the um check

Tyram: this.

Justin Hale: weirdos.

Luke Neverisky: racetrack. So they can um

Ali Leonard: Oh, heat.

Luke Neverisky: uh the t talker uh they can examine it. So they can take the study action to make an investigation check against my

Christopher Hooper: there?

Luke Neverisky: spell to disbelieve it. Um but it looks like yes they have to make it check otherwise it doesn't feel any different like the tactile but if I construct the environment in such a way that it's like on the track then presumably it's

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: uh no different right flat surface. Um yeah so I'm trying to imagine us basically like I'm putting

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: us right in the middle of a of a racetrack basically. Um, just seeing what they do. See if that'll maybe confuse them or cause them to, I don't know, do something. But, um, little science

Ali Leonard: I've already been experimented on so

Luke Neverisky: experiment. See what they do. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: much.

Justin Hale: Wait a

Luke Neverisky: What's one

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: more? Maybe like fans in the stand screaming and like maybe, you know, make some auditory sounds of like race

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Uh, is that a is that a

Luke Neverisky: cars zooming.

Christopher Hooper: wisdom check for them?

Justin Hale: minute.

Luke Neverisky: Uh,

Christopher Hooper: Intelligence. Okay, let's make some checks. All right, net 20.

Luke Neverisky: intelligence. Oh, it's a good

Christopher Hooper: Okay, not terrible. Um, we're really quite good. Um, and not good at all. Okay, cool. Um, so, uh, yeah, it looks like

Luke Neverisky: start.

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Christopher Hooper: it it looks like they're a little discombobulated. Two are very focused. They seem to not be, uh, pretty much ignoring. Uh, while other two are um are like thrown off. They're like trying to they're they're like pausing as they were like trying to rip off the the gear. The fifth one is still hugging onto El Smith at this point. Um, and with that we will go to

Justin Hale: Um, so to clarify the the person that Silas is actively trying to kill, that's not the headmaster,

Christopher Hooper: Brew. That is a doctor. She is

Justin Hale: right? Okay.

Tyram: What's this try to

Justin Hale: The I guess the first question is through

Christopher Hooper: dead.

Tyram: kill nonsense you're talking

Justin Hale: crimson

Tyram: about?

Justin Hale: um crimson. What does crimson see?

Christopher Hooper: Crimson is

Justin Hale: Anything that we need to be on the lookout

Christopher Hooper: like patrolling the halls,

Justin Hale: for? Yeah. Yeah. I'm

Christopher Hooper: huh?

Justin Hale: keeping him tailing the uh the headmaster. So,

Christopher Hooper: The headmaster was knocked out and

Justin Hale: she went into that room and I have

Christopher Hooper: tied up in the office, I believe. Right. And y'all took her

Tyram: Yes, I think she's in the pee

Justin Hale: Oh, okay.

Christopher Hooper: out importantly so she wouldn't suffocate. But you've like bound and gagged

Ali Leonard: Mhm.

Tyram: hole.

Christopher Hooper: her, I

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah.

Justin Hale: Oh,

Ali Leonard: Exactly.

Justin Hale: right. Okay. Does Crimson see anybody coming like reinforcements or

Christopher Hooper: believe. And you see from Crimson's eyes, um he he flies outside of the building.

Justin Hale: anything?

Christopher Hooper: Uh and um

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: it you see broad like pretty far out. You see um pretty busy. Why don't you give me a perception perception check? You want me to roll it for

Justin Hale: You would ask

Christopher Hooper: you? Are you still in the

Justin Hale: for No. No. I got

Christopher Hooper: yard?

Justin Hale: perception. No. Perception. Perception. Perception. 10. 10. Where's the dice? Okay. How many dice?

Christopher Hooper: 28. You um uh um they're they they gain enough altitude that they can see quite far around.

Justin Hale: 1828.

Christopher Hooper: Um, and they see uh one car um looks like a uh like an old Cadillac. Um, pretty sllicked out. Seems to be trundling its way here. Um, coming from the other side of the city though, another direction, there appear to be three or four police cars. Um, and they seem to be headed this direction. Um, so it seems like you'll have company soon. Um, but probably couple

Justin Hale: Okay. Um, I will say that psychically. Hey guys, we only have probably a couple of minutes before the police show up here, so we got to make whatever we're doing snappy. Um, I

Christopher Hooper: minutes.

Justin Hale: will I will call Crimson back and disconnect so I can see what's happening in here. Um, we're

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Yep. You open

Justin Hale: we're in here with everybody,

Christopher Hooper: your eyes. Uh you're sitting on top of Elizabeth's shoulders and um just below you another is hugging Elizabeth. Um and it it seems very sweet. And you see a racetrack in front of you and a f a few like

Justin Hale: right?

Christopher Hooper: discombobulated others like kind of trundling around and you see Silus standing over the corpse of a dead

Justin Hale: Oh, this is this is probably important. Is our El Smith old enough that she looks physically different from the rest of the El

Christopher Hooper: scientist.

Justin Hale: Smiths? Like all of

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, though I think

Ali Leonard: I got crows

Christopher Hooper: she's wearing a

Ali Leonard: feet. We took it off in the office. I

Justin Hale: them?

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: disguise. Did you? I don't remember. So

Ali Leonard: thought like I thought we weren't children

Christopher Hooper: maybe I don't remember that.

Ali Leonard: anymore in the

Christopher Hooper: Maybe you did. Um, okay.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, you're you're older than them. Um, you're also

Justin Hale: Oops.

Christopher Hooper: directly like you're writing on top of of

Ali Leonard: office of

Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth

Ali Leonard: me. He's still confused. It's

Tyram: I

Christopher Hooper: Prime. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Brew.

Tyram: mean that is quite a confusing situation to suddenly find himself in to be perfectly

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yeah. I thought

Tyram: fair.

Justin Hale: Um,

Christopher Hooper: so.

Justin Hale: if let's see if Liliana is close enough, I'll have the cannon jump over to

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, she's like

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: right next to you cuz she is like hiding on the other side of the

Justin Hale: her. Okay, cool. Oh, wait. Uh, Silus is

Luke Neverisky: hello.

Christopher Hooper: doorway.

Justin Hale: in the action. I'll throw it to Silus. I'm gonna I'm just going to use it as as the shield version for

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Justin Hale: now. I don't I don't think we're going to kill anybody else. Hopefully. Maybe not. We'll see what Silus does. He's pretty good at betrayal these days, so you never

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So true.

Tyram: What the

Justin Hale: know.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I say f*** silus in particular for

Tyram: f***?

Christopher Hooper: sure. Um at

Justin Hale: Um,

Christopher Hooper: this Yeah. Go

Justin Hale: I yeah, I don't I don't want to do anything else. I don't want to do anything rash

Tyram: Dallas has done so

Justin Hale: yet until I figure out what's going to happen. So, I'm I'm just going to hold

Christopher Hooper: ahead.

Ali Leonard: I'm

Tyram: much, grown as a person so much. And this is the thing that's

Christopher Hooper: Yep. Yep. I get

Justin Hale: everything.

Christopher Hooper: it. Scorpions in his nature.

Luke Neverisky: Yep.

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. So, the uh the elf

Tyram: like

Christopher Hooper: spew um begin to work their way through

Tyram: L's alligator that one

Luke Neverisky: Let's

Christopher Hooper: the L

Ali Leonard: My geese.

Tyram: earlier. L's

Christopher Hooper: speedath. Uh yeah, the L speedath. Um, a couple of them are kind of like grabbing their heads

Luke Neverisky: be

Christopher Hooper: and kind of going into like a like a fetal

Tyram: peace.

Christopher Hooper: position, but the other two are making their way towards the doorway. And they push um Elizabeth and Elizabeth and Brew out of the way as they as they go through the door. Um,

Tyram: I felt

Christopher Hooper: okay, Ellswith, you're up.

Justin Hale: Are Are they making race car noises while they go

Christopher Hooper: Not those ones cuz one of them now

Justin Hale: though?

Christopher Hooper: 20 and the other rolled pretty good

Ali Leonard: So, they're just

Tyram: like

Christopher Hooper: too. They're just escaping. Are you going to let

Ali Leonard: escaping. Okay. Can I The one in I'm going to try and like get him

Christopher Hooper: him?

Ali Leonard: into this

Justin Hale: Damn. Just a big old

Ali Leonard: hug. A big Al Smith group hug. And I want to the one

Justin Hale: Ellbug. Oh

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: that's kind of in front trying to leave. I want to message

Justin Hale: dear.

Ali Leonard: them and be like because it seemed like they couldn't really talk. So I was hoping that

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: I could message them and be like like we're here to help. Please let us help you. We're taking you to safety.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. You You hear

Ali Leonard: you can respond to this

Luke Neverisky: There

Christopher Hooper: them? The only thing you get is no. No. We don't need

Luke Neverisky: you

Christopher Hooper: no execution. We don't need no thought

Ali Leonard: message. Okay. So, we just need to kind of get them. So, I'm trying to

Christopher Hooper: control. Yeah. Give me um give me

Ali Leonard: like herd cats

Luke Neverisky: go.

Christopher Hooper: uh you're going to grapple them with with

Ali Leonard: here with Brew on my

Christopher Hooper: disadvantage for sure.

Ali Leonard: shoulders.

Justin Hale: Whoa, whoa. Keep responding.

Christopher Hooper: Um give me a uh give me a strength check uh with

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: disadvantage.

Ali Leonard: Poopy. Where's my

Christopher Hooper: or uh oh uh sorry,

Ali Leonard: string? That's the same. 18. Oh, 17 or 19. So,

Tyram: Hell

Ali Leonard: 16. No, wait. Plus one. So, 18. I

Tyram: yeah. Wait, I was to say I think you have a an

Ali Leonard: went opposite. It's

Tyram: addition,

Christopher Hooper: athletics. Okay. Um, you you're able to grab like the both of them with both hands as you kind of reach out. This other

Tyram: right?

Christopher Hooper: one is like hugging you. Um, and yeah, like Yeah. Uh,

Ali Leonard: 18.

Christopher Hooper: you catch him by one by the foot, the other by its shirt, and uh they're just caught and they like look back at you. Um, all right. Uh, Silus, you're on.

Tyram: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh. Um,

Tyram: Um, how many elves people are still in the

Christopher Hooper: sorry. What? Uh, the elephant that's hugging you.

Tyram: room?

Christopher Hooper: Um, um, they they they keep on whispering. When when I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the court of mine. I turned to look. You can hear me? Okay.

Tyram: not quite.

Luke Neverisky: Can't hear

Christopher Hooper: Uh, she says softly to you, "When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye, and I looked, but it was gone.

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone." Um, all right. And Silus, you're

Tyram: Okay. Uh, how many elf piece are there that are not part of the hug

Christopher Hooper: up. Two.

Tyram: now? Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Well, and then there's four in

Ali Leonard: But they're in

Christopher Hooper: tubes. Yeah. And they don't they're not fully formed else but at this

Tyram: Um, They're not going anywhere in the tubes. It's fine. Um Um I want to use my uh my spiderweb thing to try to stick the two that are

Christopher Hooper: point. Okay,

Tyram: uh not part of the hug so they don't go

Christopher Hooper: cool. Nice. Uh is there any check for that or

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Ali Leonard: tubes.

Tyram: anywhere. Um I think they have to make a strength save here. I can check that real quick. It's the wand of

Christopher Hooper: anything? Okay.

Tyram: web or it's like a refflavored version of

Christopher Hooper: Um, normally I don't think you could cast that in turn, but for this case I think it's I think it's fine to apply to both. We'll say it's big enough to catch both of them.

Ali Leonard: And you have to go as you do

Tyram: that. Okay. Oh, yeah. I'm

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, of

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: absolutely doing the Spider-Man thing with it.

Justin Hale: Yeah, he definitely got a

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, Peter Parker would always come with like some sort

Tyram: Um Okay. So, I say thick as I do it.

Luke Neverisky: course.

Christopher Hooper: of Yeah. Yeah. I was

Tyram: Yeah. Sorry. Say

Christopher Hooper: going to say that Peter Parker would come up with some sort of thing to say

Justin Hale: flip.

Christopher Hooper: as he's

Tyram: what? Um, I heard a fun story that apparently um Tom Holland uh while

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: filming Spider-Man with the mask on uh kept saying every time he was doing like the hand gestures while they were filming and

Christopher Hooper: like,

Tyram: they had to tell him to stop because it was messing with like the sound

Justin Hale: Yep. That's

Christopher Hooper: I heard that with the uh the reboot of the Star Wars

Tyram: mixing.

Justin Hale: fantastic. Oh, come

Christopher Hooper: that people would always and have to

Justin Hale: on.

Christopher Hooper: edit out.

Tyram: probably want to do it too to be fair. Oh, wait.

Justin Hale: That's

Tyram: Yes, they need to give me a uh it's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: a DC13. I want to say it's a strength or deck save. Let me check. Um apparently they don't give me the spell details in the DMG. That's annoying,

Justin Hale: amazing.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: but Come on, web. Um,

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: strength save. Oh, wait. Sorry. The initial thing is a deck save. They have to make a strength save if they get caught and they want to break

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. What's the DC?

Tyram: out.

Christopher Hooper: Okay, one makes it, the other makes

Tyram: 13. Damn it. Damn

Christopher Hooper: it, but they are sticky. Um, also Ally, uh, I am looking, uh, a lot at your character sheet right now for no particular reason, and I noticed you have three stats that are odd odd numbers. Um, and I don't know if you

Ali Leonard: I don't know. What do you

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: knew the the modifier is on the even numbers. So, you have

Ali Leonard: mean? I don't think I've done

Luke Neverisky: She's one

Christopher Hooper: like

Ali Leonard: any done

Luke Neverisky: ASI away for some

Christopher Hooper: she's You better watch out

Justin Hale: She's just waiting to hit

Christopher Hooper: cuz Oh,

Ali Leonard: anything. What do you

Justin Hale: all of those with one big

Christopher Hooper: baby. three more ASI improvements and if she's gonna

Ali Leonard: mean?

Christopher Hooper: be strong, fast, and wise.

Tyram: You isn't the I and

Justin Hale: drop.

Luke Neverisky: serious

Tyram: ASI already standing for

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Tyram: improvement. I don't

Justin Hale: Do you call it an ATM

Tyram: know because I know that the M stands for

Christopher Hooper: yeah, I call it both because I don't know anything and I'm a

Justin Hale: machine? That's illegal. That's

Christopher Hooper: criminal. Um,

Tyram: machine

Justin Hale: illegal.

Christopher Hooper: okay. No, definitely not. Okay, cool. Silus, that is your

Tyram: criminal.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Yeah. Um, I can't think of anything else I can

Christopher Hooper: action. You're not going to be

Tyram: really do here. So, I'll just I'll just say my turn

Christopher Hooper: like, I hate you. I hate you, Elman.

Tyram: there. Nah. Oh, actually, you know what? I will walk over to where the vats

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: are. I want to get like be in a position to get a closer look at them,

Justin Hale: Can we Can we What? Why didn't he sound like

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Cuz I don't think you

Tyram: maybe.

Justin Hale: that from your

Christopher Hooper: can hex someone in another

Justin Hale: perspective? That's That's

Christopher Hooper: voice. Yeah, I think so. It's

Justin Hale: the voice for hexing.

Christopher Hooper: like

Justin Hale: Oh, does it

Christopher Hooper: Appalachian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Justin Hale: say that in the in the DMG? Gotcha.

Christopher Hooper: Um, warlocks uh all come from

Justin Hale: Sorry.

Christopher Hooper: Appalachia. Anyway, we're getting

Justin Hale: Ah, I never

Christopher Hooper: off track here. You skitter on the on the ceiling over to the tubes. Um, cool. Uh, let's see. You still have a bonus action. You can give me a perception check if you

Tyram: All

Christopher Hooper: want or an investigation, whichever you're you think you're

Tyram: right, I am better at perception. So, I'll try

Justin Hale: knew.

Christopher Hooper: doing.

Tyram: that. Okay. Um, that's uh better than my minimum. It's uh

Christopher Hooper: Cool. 21.

Tyram: 21.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: And I can boost it

Christopher Hooper: Um I think I think 21 is good. Um you you see Oh. You see um a young girl.

Tyram: any

Christopher Hooper: Uh she has um she has laugh lines um around her eyes and and mouth. And uh she seems to be in an early phase, what you can now see in the other vats of a um it's not um it's it's like a it's like this like gooish thing that seems to be slowly like growing over them. And right now it it's like covering her legs. Um, some of the other bats are further along in the process. Um, there's one where you can just it's it's like basically half covering her face uh of one of the other ones. Um, and you see a boy who's who's like half like uh covered to the waist in this like um it's almost like a fungus um uh that seems to be like kind of like congealing over

Tyram: I guess I'll relay that information to the rest of the group. They're like, "Guys,

Christopher Hooper: them.

Tyram: they're like using some sort of weird fungus s*** to transform these

Ali Leonard: The last of us. God damn

Tyram: kids.

Luke Neverisky: Chris growth grow don't like that

Justin Hale: Oh,

Luke Neverisky: Oh, we did it. We

Christopher Hooper: Um, okay,

Luke Neverisky: did the

Christopher Hooper: cool. Let's see. Uh, uh, doctor's dead. So, Liliana, you're

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: hey.

Luke Neverisky: thing. I think I'm next. Uh oh s***. She

Christopher Hooper: up.

Luke Neverisky: um There are two still trying to escape,

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, but they they are like freaking out on the

Luke Neverisky: right?

Christopher Hooper: racetrack right

Ali Leonard: I have the other two by

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Ali Leonard: the ankle and vest or shirt or

Luke Neverisky: okay.

Christopher Hooper: now.

Ali Leonard: something.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. So, they're okay. So, they're like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. We're

Luke Neverisky: kind of subdued maybe to say. All right. And then Silus, you went over investigate

Christopher Hooper: new. Uh

Luke Neverisky: one of the tubes, right?

Christopher Hooper: he he's over by all of them.

Tyram: Yeah, it sounds like I looked at all of them.

Luke Neverisky: Oh, okay. How does Elizabeth look with

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: handling all of the El Beath? Is she looking overwhelmed or does she look

Christopher Hooper: Uh, it's a bit of an

Luke Neverisky: like she have the matter under her

Christopher Hooper: armful, I would

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: control? Okay. Um All right. I guess and there is two three

Christopher Hooper: say. There's three on her. So, one is hugging her and

Luke Neverisky: wonder

Christopher Hooper: the other two she is

Luke Neverisky: three. All right, I'm going to upcast

Christopher Hooper: grabbing.

Luke Neverisky: commands um on all three of them

Christopher Hooper: Oh, sweet.

Luke Neverisky: to basically I guess halt. Uh but of course I'll flavor and say relax, relax,

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: relax if you get it. Um, wisdom 17 for each of

Christopher Hooper: Okay. 17. Okay. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: them. Man, these L's be piece. Oh, so close. All

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, one saves, uh, two

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: fail. Um, I I am treating the first one that's hugging her, uh, first one to act as the first role. Um, so we'll say, uh, the one hugging her, uh, failed. The one caught by the uh the shirt failed, but the ankle um see looks like it might have

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, okay. I think that'll be it for me. I really want to use my

Christopher Hooper: succeeded.

Luke Neverisky: juice. Yeah. Okay. I think that'll be it for

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Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um Okay. Uh the um the uh the one that is

Luke Neverisky: me.

Christopher Hooper: um the Okay. They're going to try to at least at least the the one that's going to try to

Justin Hale: No, not in that

Luke Neverisky: Wait,

Christopher Hooper: escape. That Wait, that's

Ali Leonard: I'm a really good hugger though, so I don't know what's

Luke Neverisky: that's

Christopher Hooper: legal. Um, the one that you caught by the foot,

Luke Neverisky: illegal.

Christopher Hooper: she she pulls free and starts sprinting down the

Justin Hale: 20.

Christopher Hooper: hallway. Um, all right, Peru, you're up.

Ali Leonard: happening.

Justin Hale: I'm trying to block the door, but I don't have anything that's not going to just like rip these people to

Luke Neverisky: I mean it is blocking the

Ali Leonard: Can you do anything to stop the hallway girl from running

Luke Neverisky: door

Ali Leonard: away? Like

Justin Hale: shreds. I don't think so. Not

Luke Neverisky: just

Christopher Hooper: Poor old

Ali Leonard: like a football you can throw at her head or

Justin Hale: without maming.

Ali Leonard: something?

Justin Hale: Uh gosh, I

Christopher Hooper: girl.

Tyram: Oh, maybe you like run down the hallway like tearfully calling out her

Justin Hale: did not build my character to

Tyram: name and then like at first she doesn't want to turn around, but then she remembers that time you guys spent together and then she's like turns around and you guys like have this like

Christopher Hooper: Turn it

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Can you do

Tyram: meaningful reconnection. Do that real

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that

Christopher Hooper: around. Every now and then I get a

Ali Leonard: that? He just doesn't want

Tyram: quick.

Justin Hale: be. Wait a

Ali Leonard: to run. He's

Tyram: He just loves being

Justin Hale: minute. Get in.

Ali Leonard: too

Tyram: a passenger

Justin Hale: They're all frightened of the head mistress,

Christopher Hooper: little Yeah.

Justin Hale: right? Or headmaster. Okay. Can I can I

Luke Neverisky: that

Justin Hale: minor illusion the head mistress rounding the corner

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, but you had to give me a

Justin Hale: in front of

Tyram: princess.

Justin Hale: her? A lyric. Uh when I cast when I

Ali Leonard: Oh,

Justin Hale: cast the minor illusion, I will yell at the minor illusion and say, "Hey

Christopher Hooper: lyric.

Ali Leonard: heat.

Justin Hale: teacher, leave those keys

Christopher Hooper: Um, excellent. Uh the the math teacher, white mask on, uh says uh just stands there hauntingly at the end of the hallway and

Justin Hale: alone.

Christopher Hooper: the uh the L spy the L spawn um

Ali Leonard: That's good. Elspawn is

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: freezes. Um all right. Uh speaking of El Spawn's El Smith, you're

Ali Leonard: good. How are we still in

Christopher Hooper: up. Y'all still y'all are

Luke Neverisky: good.

Christopher Hooper: wrangling

Ali Leonard: initiative? Somebody help me break the

Justin Hale: Oh, wait. Bonus

Ali Leonard: scared.

Justin Hale: action. Can I bonus action Kevin to cause interference? Maybe make Kevin look like irreplaceably Oh, wait. No, I have to recall Kevin. Kevin's just a diamond right now. s***. Never mind. I forgot about

Luke Neverisky: I

Christopher Hooper: kids.

Ali Leonard: Also, aren't the police on their way? What's our plan, guys? Are

Justin Hale: that. We don't have a plan.

Ali Leonard: we

Tyram: We're taking our cues from you. We're trying to like get these kids

Justin Hale: We're just trying to keep the elephant from running

Tyram: in a big group

Justin Hale: away. Yeah. You don't you don't want

Luke Neverisky: don't

Christopher Hooper: capture the kids and shoot them,

Ali Leonard: We

Tyram: hug.

Justin Hale: to hurt him or anything. I don't know what we do after

Ali Leonard: just need to corral them so that when the CPS gets here, they can help them. We have to get the violence

Justin Hale: that. But then what do we

Luke Neverisky: know.

Christopher Hooper: right?

Ali Leonard: out of

Justin Hale: do? Okay, how do we do

Ali Leonard: here. Somebody I feel like we need to split unfortunately. You know what I mean? Like

Tyram: No. Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: I can take the heat for this or I can disguise myself as

Tyram: All right. Well, we

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: could I guess we could be thinking this in character, right? We're like, um, okay, I guess

Justin Hale: both?

Tyram: Brew and I can go steal a s***, and you you and Liliana seem like the best equipped to

Ali Leonard: someone. Should we disguise

Tyram: like do like emotional support for these

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: ourselves as like undercover agents?

Tyram: teens, maybe. I don't know.

Luke Neverisky: Second, we should at least disguise

Ali Leonard: Yeah, just for like when the

Luke Neverisky: ourselves with a backward base lock

Ali Leonard: police get here, I don't want to be

Tyram: But if the police see us

Luke Neverisky: out.

Ali Leonard: arrested.

Tyram: with backwards baseball caps, they'll assume we're

Luke Neverisky: This is

Ali Leonard: True. I'll just

Luke Neverisky: true. All right. Well, you guys

Ali Leonard: say that I was tipped off and I'm Cooper, so

Luke Neverisky: get

Ali Leonard: whatever. It looked like me

Tyram: hoodlams. Really playing into that

Luke Neverisky: this. You guys

Ali Leonard: anyway. God, I don't know.

Tyram: celebrity angle, huh? Okay, whatever. Okay. Um, if that's how you want to do it. Yeah, sure. Let's go steal some s***,

Justin Hale: All right. You're not going to carry me,

Tyram: bro. When this is over, I will give you a

Justin Hale: though, are

Ali Leonard: Okay. I will film

Tyram: piggyback ride.

Justin Hale: you? All

Tyram: Okay, door. So, just can you take a delayed gratification on that one,

Justin Hale: right. Fair enough. Fair

Tyram: pal? Okay. All

Justin Hale: enough. Yeah. All right. That's

Luke Neverisky: go.

Tyram: right. Cuz I'm tired of hearing about

Justin Hale: fine.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. The only reason y'all are in initiative right now is because you're trying to capture them. So, I want to be able to play that out.

Ali Leonard: it. That's fine.

Christopher Hooper: Um, so for that sake, uh, let me know when you're when you're done with

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. When I'm done

Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah. When you're done with the wringling.

Ali Leonard: with the wrangling. Okay. Liliana, can you help me get the one from the hallway here into the middle of the room? And I'll like drag

Luke Neverisky: Yes,

Ali Leonard: the other two to where the two in the middle of the room

Justin Hale: He's

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh yeah, Liliana.

Ali Leonard: were.

Luke Neverisky: queen. Yeah, absolutely.

Christopher Hooper: Uh give me give me

Luke Neverisky: some how about

Christopher Hooper: something.

Luke Neverisky: like an um uh I guess what

Christopher Hooper: Um, you're pretty far from her. So, um, well, she's she's kind of frozen in the hallway, so you get animal handling kind of works. Um, you can use a spell, you can use persuasion, you can you

Luke Neverisky: athletics.

Christopher Hooper: can do a lot of things

Luke Neverisky: Yes, that's a good point. Okay. Don't even necessarily manhandle the

Christopher Hooper: to

Luke Neverisky: kid. Um, okay. If I can get with an earshot, then I guess what I'll I'll try to say is um I try to I guess in character I'll say something like, "Hey, you in the hallway. Um, don't you want to be amongst your friends and the real Lith and the the one and everybody else? I mean, it's awful lonely and scary out there in the hallway by yourself. Why don't you come and hang out with the rest of us?

Christopher Hooper: Um, she uh go ahead and give me a uh pers relationship a 30. And what was the

Tyram: He s***

Christopher Hooper: role?

Tyram: for a

Luke Neverisky: 30. Yep. 17

Christopher Hooper: 17. Uh,

Luke Neverisky: + 13

Christopher Hooper: okay. Okay. Um,

Ali Leonard: f***.

Tyram: while.

Christopher Hooper: she uh she she hears you and the words weren't really sinking in at first and then you you just kept talking. Um and and slowly she she begins to shake her head and and and starts looking around and and she's she she kind of passes her hand through the the teacher and it goes through it and then and then she looks back at you and says, "What's going on? Can you help me?

Luke Neverisky: Yes, absolutely. Whole bunch of crazy stuff. More than happy to tell you about it. Why don't you come on back here? We'll we'll walk you through

Christopher Hooper: I feel like I'm a different

Luke Neverisky: it. You've been under you and some of your other friends have been under some weird stuff lately.

Christopher Hooper: person.

Luke Neverisky: We'll we'll sort it all

Christopher Hooper: Okay. And uh she she follows you back back into the room. Um she there's a moment where she stops at the doorway um and is like Do we have to be in here? I don't want to be in this

Luke Neverisky: out.

Christopher Hooper: room

Ali Leonard: Let's change

Luke Neverisky: We can I mean we can congregate in the hallway, right?

Ali Leonard: rooms. Let's go down to the lobby. That's where the

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: anymore. The police are

Ali Leonard: police will come anyway.

Christopher Hooper: coming.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, we're rescuing you.

Luke Neverisky: doable. Yeah. No more slavery

Christopher Hooper: I know your

Luke Neverisky: of racing simulators or anything like

Christopher Hooper: face. She looks at you

Ali Leonard: I think they were trying to

Luke Neverisky: that.

Christopher Hooper: else.

Ali Leonard: make you look like me and I'm still not sure

Christopher Hooper: You're You're the You're the

Ali Leonard: why. I'm El Smith. Yes. What's your

Christopher Hooper: racist. I don't remember

Ali Leonard: name? We'll figure it out.

Christopher Hooper: anymore. I feel

Ali Leonard: Don't worry about it.

Christopher Hooper: itchy.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I it's not your They kind of made you Yeah, they've done a lot of stuff. So, we're gonna have to fix that. Might take a little bit, but we'll be We've got some good people for that. Let's take you and

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: your friends

Christopher Hooper: Okay. And uh yeah, the uh the L spawns

Ali Leonard: downstairs.

Christopher Hooper: um follow you down into the lobby.

Ali Leonard: Can we lock that door as

Christopher Hooper: Um the

Ali Leonard: well with the with the tubes? Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: lab uh give me

Ali Leonard: cuz there's people in

Christopher Hooper: a um give me a digital check.

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Ali Leonard: tubes. I have these

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So that's a slide of

Ali Leonard: stools. What do I roll for? How do I do that? Slide of hand.

Christopher Hooper: hand.

Ali Leonard: Okay. Plus zero. I rolled a

Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh. Okay.

Ali Leonard: 12.

Luke Neverisky: Plus

Christopher Hooper: Um, so like you you kind of like twist the lock knob on the door handle and then close it behind you type of

Ali Leonard: So

Christopher Hooper: thing. It seems it seems pretty

Ali Leonard: yeah, hell yeah. Sil everything he

Justin Hale: Let's

Luke Neverisky: 04.

Christopher Hooper: locked. All right.

Ali Leonard: knows.

Tyram: some like somewhere down the hallway. Silus feels really annoyed, but he doesn't know

Christopher Hooper: Uh, all right. Thieves crew, you're on the second floor. Um,

Tyram: why.

Christopher Hooper: the processing

Tyram: Okay. Um, hey Brew. Um, come with me real quick. Um, we go back to the demo's office and grab the portable hole so we can stuff

Christopher Hooper: floor.

Tyram: violescent orbs inside of it.

Justin Hale: see. Oh yes, we need the pee hole for

Tyram: Yeah. And I like kind of like shake it out and like the head and it just falls out, I

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, yeah, I think you already took her

Justin Hale: sure. Oh god, I

Luke Neverisky: What's

Christopher Hooper: out so she didn't suffocate. Yeah.

Tyram: assume. Okay. Okay. All right. Anyway. Okay. So, I have the hole. It's pretty sure

Ali Leonard: Oh,

Tyram: there's nothing in it. All right.

Luke Neverisky: that?

Ali Leonard: Duke. Sorry, I did get a

Tyram: Um, are there

Ali Leonard: stinker.

Tyram: any, um, this is a raggedy place, right? Are there any like floorboards that are like cracked enough that we can just see straight

Justin Hale: forgot

Christopher Hooper: This is not a ragged

Tyram: down anywhere? Damn

Christopher Hooper: place. Um, this is uh really well-maintained like sterile

Tyram: it. f***. I was hoping for

Christopher Hooper: almost.

Tyram: raggedy. All right, I guess we'll just uh It might be faster if we like went outside here. You want to jump in the

Justin Hale: All

Tyram: hole? All right, I head out the window and I'm gonna I'm going to walk

Christopher Hooper: Zoom.

Tyram: on the outside until we get to where the violescence

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, cool. So, you kind of head into this back uh area that seems to connect to the second floor. There's

Justin Hale: right.

Christopher Hooper: this whole like loading bay

Tyram: is.

Christopher Hooper: area and there are these these um like cargo containers um that are all like kind of lined up against it with their with their like back backs open to it. It looks like they're all closed. Um looks like it's pretty quiet for the evening.

Tyram: Okay. Um, we don't see any viollesence like uh like being like processed by the machinery itself. It seems like

Christopher Hooper: That's right.

Tyram: there's nothing but these crates. Okay. Okay. Hey Brew, we need to open these

Justin Hale: The

Tyram: crates. I worry that blowing them up would like set off a

Justin Hale: easy way or the hard

Tyram: chain reaction with the violescent. So not that

Justin Hale: way? Damn

Christopher Hooper: Yes.

Justin Hale: it. All right. I haven't blown anything that thing up in a while. We got to we got to

Tyram: way. I don't know. Maybe we can go. We might be going to that

Justin Hale: fix that

Tyram: race tomorrow. Maybe we can blow up some of El's enemies race cars or something. All right. Oh, or we could go uh

Justin Hale: soon. All right. I'll hold you to it. I'm going to pull out

Tyram: we sooner or later we're going to go deal with the the Iron Claws. Surely we'll blow some of them up,

Justin Hale: all. If we don't blow them up, then what are we

Tyram: right? What are we even doing, right? You know,

Justin Hale: even doing with our lives? I mean, all right, time for old trusty. I pull out a crowbar like the size of me. Well, let's say

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay,

Justin Hale: half the size of me. Let's be

Christopher Hooper: great. Um, all right. Give me a slide of hand check,

Tyram: ridiculous.

Christopher Hooper: bro.

Justin Hale: realistic. Slight of hand, eh?

Christopher Hooper: or strength or or an athletics check, whichever one you want to

Justin Hale: Um, that's going to be a

Christopher Hooper: use. A 16.

Justin Hale: 16.

Luke Neverisky: What?

Christopher Hooper: Um, you feel like you get some register, but it's is it is shut tight um with this

Tyram: Can I try a side of hand with the crowbar real

Christopher Hooper: with this uh padlock that is locking

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: these uh each one of these crates.

Tyram: quick? Oh, okay. Can I pick the lock

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you can do that. You give me a slight

Tyram: then? Okay. I thought they were nailed shut or something. Okay. Um, all right. I get a 29 on

Christopher Hooper: handshake. 29. All right.

Tyram: a on the lock

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh these are shipping crates, not like

Luke Neverisky: There.

Christopher Hooper: wooden crates. Um all

Tyram: picking. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: right. And um faster than your mom could say, "You really shouldn't open that crate." You pop open that lock and uh the the lock comes

Tyram: okay.

Christopher Hooper: loose. And uh yeah, um you open one of these crates and uh you

Justin Hale: What is

Christopher Hooper: see you see tons stacked high of actual like wooden crates. now.

Tyram: God damn

Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, it smells

Tyram: it.

Christopher Hooper: really nice. Kind of sweet in

Tyram: If this is literal taffy, I'm going to be so

Luke Neverisky: Just

Tyram: mad. All right, I guess we'll try to open one of the

Christopher Hooper: here. Okay. Um,

Luke Neverisky: tapping. He's so

Christopher Hooper: roll uh roll me a d20. Just

Tyram: crates.

Luke Neverisky: bad.

Christopher Hooper: a straight D20.

Tyram: Both of us are

Christopher Hooper: Uh, are you doing separate crates or are you doing the same crate? Okay. Yeah. Then

Tyram: just let's work on the same crate, I

Christopher Hooper: um then just one of you I

Tyram: guess. Well,

Justin Hale: You probably have the higher for that. Oh, wait. No, no stats, is

Christopher Hooper: guess 12. Uh, who has the higher

Tyram: 12

Christopher Hooper: d20? Interesting. Um, a 12. Okay, you pop that open. Uh, easy enough with a with a crowbar.

Justin Hale: it?

Christopher Hooper: And you see um just raw chunks of violescence just sitting in there like in a straw bed

Tyram: All right. Um, let's start shoveling these as much of this as we can into our hole.

Christopher Hooper: basically.

Ali Leonard: Wear some

Justin Hale: This doesn't

Tyram: Or maybe we can just like tilt the box up so I don't have to touch it. I don't

Justin Hale: this doesn't biolescence doesn't have a propensity to explode when it clings together, does it?

Christopher Hooper: It's uh you

Ali Leonard: gloves.

Luke Neverisky: Classic. We're about to find

Christopher Hooper: want to give me arcana

Tyram: know.

Justin Hale: All

Luke Neverisky: out.

Justin Hale: right. Oh gosh. Uh

Christopher Hooper: dirty phone.

Justin Hale: 20. Yeah. 12 +

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um you you know that um you know uh violations to be fairly

Justin Hale: 8.

Christopher Hooper: reactive.

Tyram: Maybe. Maybe we should just put the lid back on and just slide the crate into the

Justin Hale: Yep. That sounds better.

Christopher Hooper: Um, so you know, um, whole capacity you can probably fit three crates or so in of these

Tyram: hole. Okay. Well, it's 10 ft wide, six feet deep. How

Christopher Hooper: size. Well, and

Tyram: How wide are the crates?

Christopher Hooper: then maybe I mean they're like large larger. They're bigger than both you and Brew. I think three is generous uh with those

Tyram: Okay. All

Christopher Hooper: dimensions.

Tyram: right.

Christopher Hooper: Um

Tyram: Damn. Out of uh we're out of hole

Christopher Hooper: cool. Um, at this point, uh, for the other two, why don't you

Tyram: space.

Christopher Hooper: both give me d20 rolls? No, y'all aren't in the scene. 19. And Justin, what do

Luke Neverisky: me.

Christopher Hooper: you

Justin Hale: Oh, nap 20

Christopher Hooper: got? 20. Wow. Very good. Very good.

Tyram: 19. f***

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Uh, yeah.

Ali Leonard: There.

Tyram: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Um, y'all y'all shove another two crates into the hole. And at this point, you start hearing uh the sirens. Um, they have arrived at the uh orphanage. Um, we'll

Justin Hale: baby.

Christopher Hooper: jump to lobby orphan crew. Um, you've collected the eluses um in the lobby. And um at this point a lot of other kids are now coming out of their bunks and they're like ah what's going on? And um you see uh you you actually hear an argument happening out the door. Um loud shouting going

Ali Leonard: Um, okay.

Christopher Hooper: on.

Ali Leonard: Liliana, do you want to get Thomas and wrangle these kids and I'll go to the door or do you want to go to the

Luke Neverisky: Yes, ma'am. I got

Ali Leonard: door? Okay. So, I'll run to the door and she'll go get Thomas to help get

Christopher Hooper: Oh, hey. You

Ali Leonard: the kids together.

Christopher Hooper: uh this is Thomas talking to uh Liliana. Hey,

Luke Neverisky: Thomas.

Christopher Hooper: what what's going on? What's the

Luke Neverisky: We got a whole bunch of kids from upstairs. A whole bunch of else looks like uh

Christopher Hooper: ruckus? What?

Luke Neverisky: police are going to come here. I know it's crazy. Um you should come see Come join us. We'll introduce you guys. Maybe

Christopher Hooper: Do we need to do we need to get out of

Luke Neverisky: you'll recognize we probably will need to figure something out. Uh the head there was the whole thing with the doctor upstairs and I

Christopher Hooper: here?

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Luke Neverisky: pretty sure they're no longer here anymore. Uh but first things first is we need to get the police here. They're on their way and we're all congregating the lobby. Us uh Elizabeth all

Christopher Hooper: Is

Luke Neverisky: theistes. Um so get your things

Christopher Hooper: this Hey, is this a good

Luke Neverisky: and this this is a good thing. This will be a good thing. It's much better than the head mistress, you know, abusing all of you for free labor and

Christopher Hooper: thing? I mean, okay. Like as long as as long as it's a good thing and we got a you know roof over our head. Okay, I'll I'll help you corral everyone. Um

Luke Neverisky: stuff. All right. Thank

Christopher Hooper: Ellswith, you um you go to the front of the building and there is um a Jasper uh

Ali Leonard: I say

Luke Neverisky: you.

Christopher Hooper: inflamed a Jasper uh

Ali Leonard: a

Tyram: You don't know how deep

Christopher Hooper: inflamed in rage. Uh

Ali Leonard: Jasper.

Tyram: this cloning facility

Christopher Hooper: he he is shouting at

Tyram: goes.

Christopher Hooper: this guard who is is on the back foot right now and he says, "I know what you're doing in there and we're going to save these goddamn kids." Uh and he says,

Ali Leonard: Hell

Christopher Hooper: "Hey, I'm just I'm just my job. I'll be a patrolman. You better f****** open that door or I'll rip your head off your shoulders. And uh hey, I'm

Ali Leonard: yeah.

Christopher Hooper: just whatever. I'm I'm going to call the boss. And uh he runs off and uh Jasper rips the the door front door off his hinges and uh in flood in like all these um great poor police officers. Um and they're like flooding in. You see a few um like uh medical staff um also coming

Ali Leonard: Yes. Yes.

Christopher Hooper: in and uh they're they're kind of

Ali Leonard: Yes.

Christopher Hooper: like organized and and trying the the officers are first trying to check to see if it's safe and then they kind of like wave through the the the medical staff who begin to like start checking children in the lobby. Uh and

Ali Leonard: Can I talk to my head detective? Anybody

Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah,

Ali Leonard: in

Christopher Hooper: you see um kind of walking casually in as the as the front row goes in. Uh you

Ali Leonard: charge?

Christopher Hooper: see a woman in a fedora long um long coat.

Ali Leonard: I'll know she's in charge because that's what Olivia used to

Luke Neverisky: Guess the All

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, she's a chewing gum. Um, all right. Uh, you approach her. Jasper is like, uh, is calming down outside right now.

Ali Leonard: wear. Should we stop that guard, guys? I don't want him to get called

Tyram: Oh, I wanted to kill him anyway. Oh, but I'm probably not there, am

Christopher Hooper: Um, um, uh, what what are you doing as you hear sirens?

Tyram: I?

Luke Neverisky: right. I thinkable

Christopher Hooper: Are you uh rushing back?

Ali Leonard: Denlin. I tell them over headset or over my

Luke Neverisky: anyway.

Ali Leonard: link that I'm talking to the police so they know that the police are

Tyram: Um, I mean, I guess they'd probably try to confiscate these things, but like it's not as

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: here.

Tyram: though Denlin having this stuff is legal. So, like, what is it really the big deal about

Ali Leonard: I mean,

Tyram: us stealing it? But

Ali Leonard: leave some, you know, so that Yeah. So that he

Tyram: whatever, I guess. Better not press our luck. Yeah. Okay.

Ali Leonard: can still be accused of

Tyram: Okay, we Well, we can only fit three, so I think there's still plenty of evidence. So, all right, brood, let's uh I guess we

Ali Leonard: that.

Tyram: can't really carry anymore anyway, so let's just get out of here with

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Justin Hale: I do have one question. If I cast rope trick, can I pull the

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: dimension around by the rope like a

Christopher Hooper: yes, I know. No.

Justin Hale: leash?

Christopher Hooper: Uh the the

Justin Hale: No, I have a I have

Christopher Hooper: keyhole.

Justin Hale: a spell called rope trick, which basically when I touch a rope, it creates like an extra dimensional space at

Christopher Hooper: Yes.

Justin Hale: the other end of the rope up in the air. And it says that um the space can be reached by climbing the rope, which can be pulled into or dropped out of it.

Christopher Hooper: And

Justin Hale: So, like you can basically hide in it and no one can see you. Um, and it can hold eight medium or smaller creatures, but it doesn't say anything about it being movable or

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, okay. Well, what are you trying to

Justin Hale: not. Um, I'm going to throw a bunch of up in this extra dimensional hole in

Christopher Hooper: do?

Tyram: Yes.

Justin Hale: the at the end of the rope and then pull the the dimension around by the rope like a leash.

Ali Leonard: Or could you make it and then close it

Justin Hale: That's my

Ali Leonard: and then open it and then the violence is still in

Christopher Hooper: I think it stays

Ali Leonard: there?

Justin Hale: point. I don't I don't

Ali Leonard: Oh.

Tyram: Well, can you make it on the ground so you kind of drag it with you? Um, so that like the gravity is working

Christopher Hooper: open.

Tyram: in our favor here.

Justin Hale: know. I don't think so because So, okay. So, the spell says, "You touch a rope. One end of it hovers upward until the rope hangs perpendicular to the ground or the rope reaches a ceiling. At the rope's upper end, an invisible 3x5 portal opens to an extra dimensional space that lasts for an hour. Spell can be reached by climbing up and then you can pull the rope in or

Tyram: What if we hang you upside down and

Justin Hale: drop it back out. Uh, can hold

Tyram: you cast the

Justin Hale: a

Ali Leonard: But I still don't think that means it can move, does

Tyram: spell? It didn't say, could

Justin Hale: That's the biggest question.

Tyram: it?

Justin Hale: It doesn't it doesn't say anything about moving it. So, it's really if it can

Ali Leonard: it?

Justin Hale: be moved, we can utilize it. But if not, then it's not it's pointless in this moment.

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: Anyways, I I took the spell basically as like a quick hiding spot, but it sounds like it might be useful here. That's totally up to you though, I can't find anything

Christopher Hooper: Um um

Justin Hale: online that says otherwise. So, it's totally up to your your

Christopher Hooper: I like the idea of being able to pull it. Uh, so I think you could

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: fit uh one more crate in there. Um, the way you pull it though is it is sliding over whatever surface is above

Justin Hale: call.

Tyram: Does that mean we have to keep

Justin Hale: Okay. All right. So, uh, in

Christopher Hooper: you if

Tyram: a surface above him as we

Christopher Hooper: you're

Tyram: walk?

Justin Hale: character, oh, it wouldn't go like tot or

Christopher Hooper: outside. Uh, I mean it would, but if you're outside, you would go to like the stratosphere if you're holding on to

Tyram: Does either of us have an umbrella that we can just hold above your

Justin Hale: anything. Oh, dang. That's smart.

Christopher Hooper: it. You

Justin Hale: That's pretty smart. Uh

Christopher Hooper: could hold a shirt above him probably, right? Yeah. Or

Ali Leonard: Yeah, it was like a jacket

Tyram: head?

Christopher Hooper: something,

Ali Leonard: like a

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You can

Christopher Hooper: right?

Tyram: like we can like do like you get behind me and just like hide stay

Christopher Hooper: Um, I would say the

Tyram: underneath my

Christopher Hooper: main thing I'm worried about you is the amount of time it's going to take to push the a quite heavy crate up

Ali Leonard: cape.

Christopher Hooper: into a hole that's in the ceiling.

Justin Hale: uh. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: So, um, whatever you do, you got to get

Tyram: cape.

Christopher Hooper: working.

Tyram: So that was a no on the him doing it upside down so that it forms on the floor

Justin Hale: true. All right.

Christopher Hooper: Uh, you would have to keep him upside down.

Tyram: idea the whole time. Well, damn. Okay, my

Justin Hale: So, this has turned into a real

Tyram: cloak my cloak needs a tunement. So we couldn't do that fast enough for me

Justin Hale: Scooby-Doo

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Tyram: to just give you my cloak because that would work really well right

Justin Hale: situation.

Christopher Hooper: That would have been smart. All

Tyram: now. Yeah. Oh no.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: right. I'm going to switch to other team while you think about it.

Tyram: I think I see what has to happen. I have to carry

Ali Leonard: Oh

Tyram: Brew while I walk on the ceiling and he drags it along

Luke Neverisky: Just a plan the whole

Christopher Hooper: You're welcome,

Tyram: the

Justin Hale: This is just my long con. This is just my long

Tyram: floor. I still don't think I can, but I can

Justin Hale: con to make Silus carry

Christopher Hooper: Justin. Um, is

Ali Leonard: god.

Justin Hale: me.

Christopher Hooper: that is that what y'all want to try as you stuff this grade

Tyram: try. Brew, do you know like enlarge reduce? Can you make yourself

Justin Hale: I Oh,

Luke Neverisky: time.

Christopher Hooper: in?

Tyram: smaller? I could probably carry you then. Wait, is

Justin Hale: yeah. Oh.

Christopher Hooper: or or you

Tyram: Ro concentration? Are either of those

Christopher Hooper: bigger rope trick is

Tyram: concentration? Oh, okay. We're good

Justin Hale: Uh, enlarge reduce is, but rope trick isn't. Can I cast this on myself that I can see within? I guess I

Christopher Hooper: not. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can.

Justin Hale: could look at myself. Uh okay. Uh yeah,

Christopher Hooper: Yeah.

Tyram: then. All right. So I start holding him upside down. We rope trick to the floor, slide a

Justin Hale: sure. It's the

Tyram: box in, and then drag that last box around the floor with

Christopher Hooper: Well, okay. I guess the I guess the road trip stays the same size.

Justin Hale: dumbest

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um Okay. Okay.

Justin Hale: rope. Yeah, rope trick wouldn't change that. Just

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Gotcha. All right.

Tyram: us. This is our finest

Christopher Hooper: Um, wait.

Tyram: problem solving of the whole campaign. And if you take this away from

Luke Neverisky: Honestly,

Christopher Hooper: But so, so one problem I

Tyram: us,

Justin Hale: me. This is the

Christopher Hooper: perceive,

Tyram: finest problem solving of the

Christopher Hooper: so the only problem I see here is Silus, you're you're having to hold him down upside down, but if it's directly down, the holes under you. So, you're going to have to hold him

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Tyram: campaign if he's tall enough. Can I like hold him at like arms

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think so. Why don't I

Tyram: length?

Justin Hale: dumbest

Christopher Hooper: I think it's I think it's totally doable, but give me a strength. Give me an athletic check

Tyram: Oh. Oh, wait. I am proficient with her

Justin Hale: Wait, so I'm already

Christopher Hooper: here. Yeah. So, you're

Justin Hale: small, right? My So my size decreases to

Christopher Hooper: tiny.

Justin Hale: tiny then and I was already

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Tyram: legs. Okay. 18 on

Justin Hale: like some stupid amount of

Christopher Hooper: All right, that's pretty good for

Tyram: athletics.

Justin Hale: pounds.

Christopher Hooper: you.

Tyram: And I can boost it since I do have

Justin Hale: I got to weigh like nothing at Tiny, right? I only weighed 40 lbs to begin

Christopher Hooper: Okay, let me look it up real quick. Uh, so you're under two feet. Uh, it's

Tyram: proficiency.

Christopher Hooper: just giving me

Justin Hale: with.

Christopher Hooper: size.

Ali Leonard: Weird that this problem doesn't come up in the Reddit

Justin Hale: You mean for

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. So, you're less than 20 lbs. So,

Ali Leonard: forums a

Justin Hale: tiny?

Christopher Hooper: I think I think we'll put you Okay. I think this is

Ali Leonard: lot.

Christopher Hooper: doable. um hard hardish but doable. You know, you're you're carrying it like a a stinky baby um out in front of you. Um

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: upside down. Um and the nice thing is ideally the stinky baby is complying. Um because if Brew gets upset, this is impossible.

Justin Hale: Thank

Christopher Hooper: Um okay, great, great, great. Okay, so you're rushing out there. You've got your your fourth crate of violescence now. Um, and where where are you where are you going? Are you going are you like ditching the scene or are you trying to

Justin Hale: you.

Christopher Hooper: like

Tyram: I think we want to take our goods not to the police right now. Why

Christopher Hooper: Hey,

Tyram: don't What What Brew? Why do you think we should we just go back to the Bugatti?

Justin Hale: I think we should probably book

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Tyram: Maybe. Let's take it to the pocket village. Then we can just unload it within the hour

Justin Hale: it and get

Tyram: pretty

Justin Hale: this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This I don't want to carry around volatile substances and f*** around

Tyram: easily. Yeah, it would be a nice safe place to store it. So yeah, let's do

Justin Hale: and find out.

Christopher Hooper: All right, cool. Um, so y'all y'all find a little what alley or

Tyram: that.

Christopher Hooper: where are you going to set up the pocket village?

Tyram: Um, yeah, probably just like an alley. Like we could go up to like a rooftop or

Justin Hale: from the

Tyram: something. I could just climb us up to a roof. Oh, wait. No, I got to keep you on the ground. Okay.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: Yeah, we'll just go to an alley. Just find some like secluded

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Cool. Um, so you go a couple blocks, you find an alley,

Tyram: place.

Justin Hale: sirens.

Christopher Hooper: uh, you start setting up the pocket village. Um, all right. Let's go to team lobby. Uh, jump to Luke for now. So, you're wrangling kids. They're starting to be medics coming in. Um, what what do you think you're up to?

Luke Neverisky: I want to make sure that I'm helping triage um like I'm helping basically shepherd the kids to see the medics.

Justin Hale: What is

Luke Neverisky: Um making sure that everyone's accounted for. So I guess um in short I think helping the medics

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: basically pretending to know stuff about

Christopher Hooper: Okay. How much do you try at that? Do you want to make a medicine check or do you wanna

Justin Hale: this?

Luke Neverisky: medicine really hard

Christopher Hooper: or are you just

Luke Neverisky: hard.

Christopher Hooper: like

Luke Neverisky: Uh yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. I I have I these these kids need all the help they can get. Uh, and

Christopher Hooper: okay

Luke Neverisky: I roll a

Christopher Hooper: nice um yeah so um so you're like uh

Justin Hale: Oh

Christopher Hooper: most of these kids just need some vegetables

Luke Neverisky: 21. I'm like shining a light in her eye maybe like you know how many fingers am I holding

Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, there's uh there's one

Justin Hale: no. It's

Christopher Hooper: kid um who's got like a bad infection um that

Luke Neverisky: up?

Christopher Hooper: you're able to to notice um in and they are kind of in the back um because they are like dangly uh and you kind of pick them up and say, "What's what's happening? Are we in

Luke Neverisky: No, you're not in trouble. You're not in trouble. Just I'm going to like kind of check his eyes, look at his head, be like, "You're just you're fine. Just taking you over here. Uh we're going to get you some vegetables and, you know, nutrition and uh away from this awful place." And yeah, the the worst is behind you, friend.

Christopher Hooper: trouble? Okay. I I hope I do well enough to to be in the

Ali Leonard: God damn

Christopher Hooper: race.

Luke Neverisky: You know, there's more to life than just racing,

Ali Leonard: it. Well, no.

Luke Neverisky: right? I think there is. I never raced

Christopher Hooper: No, I'm going to be the second best racer ever. Dinland, of

Luke Neverisky: before. Who's the birth?

Christopher Hooper: course. That's what he always

Ali Leonard: Yeah. All

Luke Neverisky: That's what he says. But then that might not always be

Christopher Hooper: says.

Ali Leonard: right.

Christopher Hooper: He's listening. He's

Luke Neverisky: right. What's that? He's He's not

Ali Leonard: ASP.

Luke Neverisky: listening. He's fine. It's

Christopher Hooper: listening.

Luke Neverisky: okay. He's not the that person is gone

Christopher Hooper: Um, no, no, no. Dinland. Dinland's

Luke Neverisky: now.

Christopher Hooper: the best. Dinland's the best racist there ever was.

Ali Leonard: prank

Luke Neverisky: She's right there. Have you met

Ali Leonard: here. Are they talking s*** about me, Liliana?

Luke Neverisky: Elsa? No. Just more so talking about Danlin, you

Christopher Hooper: Um, all

Justin Hale: Whoa.

Christopher Hooper: right. So, uh, you you're able

Ali Leonard: Can't wait for my own

Christopher Hooper: to to collect um the crates of

Luke Neverisky: know.

Christopher Hooper: of uh violescence into the pocket village. Uh, that the the kids seem to be taken care of. Um, the head detective talks to you

Ali Leonard: cult.

Christopher Hooper: else says, "Hey, quite the gra quite the grad we got here, huh? Thank you so much. Uh, these kids are in rough shape, huh? You've done real good

Ali Leonard: pretty rough.

Christopher Hooper: cop." Hey, these uh these faces look a lot like

Ali Leonard: Oh yeah, this this is going to be a whole thing for you to untangle.

Christopher Hooper: you.

Ali Leonard: So get ready. I'm just going to fill you in a little bit. I'm not doing your

Christopher Hooper: No, I'm

Ali Leonard: job. I'm letting you I'm trying to speak with the detective

Christopher Hooper: uh Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, you're mirroring me. That's

Ali Leonard: accent to like you

Christopher Hooper: great. Yeah, I get

Ali Leonard: know my my grandma's Olivia Cooper. Don't know if you know her. So I learned some things about how

Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, retired detective Olivia Koopa. Yeah, I know

Ali Leonard: to famous. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: her. You must be from my

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um so it's a whole

Christopher Hooper: from my forge then. That makes you

Ali Leonard: thing. Yeah, that was a whole thing with

Christopher Hooper: Elsa Cooper. Yeah. Can you tell me about these other faces that have your

Ali Leonard: the Yeah. So, it actually So, don't know if I'm going to have to go back a little bit.

Christopher Hooper: face? All right, take your

Ali Leonard: So they the person the person the guy

Christopher Hooper: time. Yes, Denlin.

Ali Leonard: that owns this place

Christopher Hooper: Yes.

Ali Leonard: Denlin he framed me last year to get me out of

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: racing and so then we recently so whatever I'm trying to clear my name we come back to the city last week. This is my first time since

Christopher Hooper: Sure.

Ali Leonard: that and I saw someone that looked like me, like one of these teens. So we

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: investigated and what we found out what I found out what we me and my friends found out they have a lab upstairs where they're using violescence that they have the kids mo like process and they're using this violescence to turn the children into me to help him win races.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. And you're saying this is the first time you've been in the city for how long? months. All

Ali Leonard: months I would say since the

Christopher Hooper: right. And this is the first time

Ali Leonard: last final race

Christopher Hooper: that you've been to this facility. Is that

Ali Leonard: final.

Christopher Hooper: correct? And um why were you at this facility in the middle of the

Ali Leonard: Correct. I was here personally because

Christopher Hooper: night?

Ali Leonard: I heard there were suspicious things for the children and I wanted to save the children. So I had my friend Jasper whom

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: you know who's who works with orphans.

Christopher Hooper: Mr. Gains.

Ali Leonard: So yeah, so we work together to save these

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. All right. Thank you very much.

Ali Leonard: orphans.

Christopher Hooper: We'll have to do a little bit of follow-up questioning uh later, but I I really appreciate your help. Um

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Call me

Christopher Hooper: we're going to take care of these kids. We're going to solve this. No problem.

Ali Leonard: anytime. There are I will say there are more children in tubes in

Christopher Hooper: Children in tubes. Got it. Um, is

Ali Leonard: the

Christopher Hooper: the lab accessible from

Ali Leonard: lab. I I did put a little lock

Christopher Hooper: here? You lock the lab.

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Ali Leonard: on it just a tiny one just in case. I didn't

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: want anyone going in or

Christopher Hooper: Right. Gotcha. We'll

Ali Leonard: out, but it's a baby lock, so I think you can I know

Christopher Hooper: uh Okay. Hey, Johnny. Johnny, can

Ali Leonard: you can handle

Christopher Hooper: you take a a a buster crew up to the Where is

Ali Leonard: it. It says, um, what does the room say? God, you said

Luke Neverisky: Damn, we forgot to read the

Ali Leonard: it last week and I am supposed to remember for a week and then I don't remember.

Christopher Hooper: it?

Ali Leonard: this like testing facility

Tyram: Was it a paint

Ali Leonard: education says

Luke Neverisky: sign.

Christopher Hooper: routine. It says

Ali Leonard: routine. Okay, so the door says routine. Um I will say

Tyram: reference?

Ali Leonard: we did have to incapacitate the head

Christopher Hooper: routine. Okay.

Ali Leonard: mistress. She is. We just knocked her out

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All

Ali Leonard: though. We did kill a doctor.

Christopher Hooper: right.

Ali Leonard: So, now I'm thinking about it. You might want to get my information

Luke Neverisky: didn't kill a

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. I'm going to need you

Ali Leonard: for that as well. That doctor is

Christopher Hooper: to uh to stay in in

Ali Leonard: dead. Yeah, I'll stay.

Christopher Hooper: town. Make sure you register your roundabouts in

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'll stay in town. The doctor

Christopher Hooper: the newspaper as a racist.

Ali Leonard: was AB. Absolutely. The doctor was trying to

Luke Neverisky: doctor.

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: kill us. It was self-defense as you will see from

Tyram: Wherever Silas is, like he dies a little inside when Elit tells the cops that we just killed

Christopher Hooper: No, you're saying you're saying

Ali Leonard: the I've never lied before in my entire

Tyram: someone.

Christopher Hooper: we we killed the doctor. Um, are the other people here

Ali Leonard: life.

Christopher Hooper: with you?

Ali Leonard: Liliana was with

Luke Neverisky: I was

Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh, the lady down there. All right. Oh, hi.

Ali Leonard: me. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: there.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And is there any others with

Ali Leonard: I take full respon.

Luke Neverisky: Hi. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: you?

Ali Leonard: No, I take full responsibility for

Luke Neverisky: No. Doctor came right at us. You see

Ali Leonard: everything. Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: these burned clothes? Yeah. They were shooting fire at us. It was not

Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, just no one else

Ali Leonard: fireballs. It was a

Christopher Hooper: is with you. Is that

Ali Leonard: lot. Correct. It was just us and we were trying to save the children that she had in that

Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. Go ahead and give me a deception

Ali Leonard: room. Right. I don't want to

Luke Neverisky: good.

Ali Leonard: incriminate. I mean, Silus is already going to be pissed at me as it is, so I'm not going to get him

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: even more pissed at me. Also, isn't Olivia with

Luke Neverisky: Uh, can I help with this

Christopher Hooper: Um, I believe we've left her reading

Luke Neverisky: deception of some

Christopher Hooper: documents in in office for the

Ali Leonard: this? I feel like we would have told her and she would have gotten out

Luke Neverisky: kind?

Ali Leonard: somehow. You know what I

Tyram: Oh. Um, if Olivia's back in the uh back in the

Ali Leonard: mean?

Tyram: uh the office looking for documents, um, I was going to try to go back at

Christopher Hooper: entirety. Do you want to describe it?

Tyram: one point and uh see if there was any sort of like documents that could lead us to the Iron Claws, but if Olivia's back there, I'll think it at her instead with the

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. I mean, she's she's deep in the dock. She'll be she'll be busy at that. We're going to say she's still there um

Tyram: psychic.

Christopher Hooper: digging through everything. Yeah. And

Tyram: I'm just put that idea in her head while she's

Christopher Hooper: we'll resolve that later. Um so that's where she is. Um, El Smith, uh, what was your deception

Ali Leonard: It was a 21. I added Flash of

Christopher Hooper: check? Okay. Um, she's looked at you, says, "Uh, all right. So, just

Ali Leonard: Genius.

Tyram: there.

Christopher Hooper: you and Liliana in here." All right. Uh, that sounds good. Uh, we'll, uh, have a look around and, um, you know, uh, back up anything you've, you've told us here. Thank you very much.

Ali Leonard: One of their children's real name might be Meera, but I don't know any of the others. But the Thomas, I'm going to point out Thomas. He has been here his whole life. He might know who they

Luke Neverisky: He's also a

Ali Leonard: are. He's a really good kid. He's just never been outside the orphanage. He's

Luke Neverisky: really good

Ali Leonard: only had Grul. He's never had a hot dog. And I will

Luke Neverisky: kid.

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Well, we'll get these kids

Ali Leonard: say

Christopher Hooper: the hot dogs, huh? All right.

Ali Leonard: that. I mean, they got to have one in their life, you know, at

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.

Ali Leonard: least. Not

Luke Neverisky: Now let

Christopher Hooper: Well, um, you know, the, uh, the murder does complicate things, so we will need you both to stay in town, um, for a

Ali Leonard: living.

Christopher Hooper: little bit as we sort that out. Um, but on the flip side, I think it's uh, you know, as long as you're being honest

Luke Neverisky: him

Christopher Hooper: with me about everything, then um, then I think

Ali Leonard: Absolute saving kids. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: we'll be okay. Um, all right. Thank you. And uh why don't you come by the station tomorrow? All

Ali Leonard: absolutely. Absolutely. Tomorrow.

Christopher Hooper: right. Later today. I'm sorry.

Ali Leonard: So, it's the morning, so tomorrow. Okay, got it. later today, this

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. That would be great. Thank you very

Ali Leonard: afternoon. Got

Luke Neverisky: Okie

Christopher Hooper: much. All right. Uh let's uh let's search the building. Make sure we don't find uh don't uh leave anything unturned. Everybody, let's get to work. We got a big job today.

Luke Neverisky: dokie.

Christopher Hooper: Um and at that more rush more people rush in. Um you now

Ali Leonard: it. Oh, if you need Denlin, he's at the racetrack probably. And there's another kid that's been

Christopher Hooper: see you actually

Ali Leonard: morphed like this. Her name is Bell Smith. She's also at the

Christopher Hooper: at this point see the Cadillac pull up and

Ali Leonard: racetrack.

Christopher Hooper: out comes a Denland says, "Hey, what are you doing in here? Hey, what you can't do here? What? This is a

Ali Leonard: Oh, I did

Christopher Hooper: orphanage. you can't be here and says um sir I uh I have

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: been um made aware that there's you are using child labor to process violescence a known cost synagogen and we are currently um collecting these children who are in very rough shape and uh you're going to need to come in for questioning oh you can't do that I got a race today oh I'm sorry I'm sorry sir Maybe you should have considered that when you had this orphanage running trying to process you via lessons. All right. Oh, you you're here for my lawyer. All right. I'm not going anywhere. Oh, yes you are. All right. And I'll tell you I'll take you right now. Oh. Oh, we'll see about that. We'll see about that. All right. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will use be used against you in the

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Heat.

Christopher Hooper: court of law. And also, if you annoy me too much, I'm going to kick your ass. Is that right?

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Absolutely. That is the

Christopher Hooper: Um, and you see he gets uh handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car and uh driven off um by the

Ali Leonard: law. Before he leaves, I just want to wave at him.

Christopher Hooper: detective. You you get this like moment where he like makes eye contact and

Ali Leonard: block

Christopher Hooper: like all right and uh you you load

Ali Leonard: size. Think about what he

Christopher Hooper: away your violence. Uh and um at a certain point um Olivia is caught uh in the office as she's reading

Ali Leonard: did. We told her to

Christopher Hooper: through as she's reading through documents and

Ali Leonard: leave. God damn

Christopher Hooper: she says, "I'm supposed to be here. I'm a detective, too." He says, "All right, young lady." All right, old lady. Let's get

Ali Leonard: it, young

Tyram: Wow. Pretty rude of the detective,

Christopher Hooper: you. Um, all right. All right,

Tyram: I gotta

Christopher Hooper: old lady. Let's get you home. Let's get you home. I love reading documents. This love story should be written in a

Ali Leonard: lady.

Tyram: say. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, she wants to use

Tyram: whoa. Olivia would not support a Dland story. That is out

Christopher Hooper: book. It's a

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: of

Christopher Hooper: complicated story, you know, uh, which we'll have to find out later. Um and uh you all uh make it back late in the morning uh very tired uh to the brownstone um later in the day the races and uh that is where why don't we take a bio break for a little

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: character.

Christopher Hooper: bit um before we do our race.

Luke Neverisky: All right.

[01:46:08]

Justin Hale: beautiful. We are being

Christopher Hooper: I made an obscenely large bowl of guacamole this morning and I think Jasmine ate 80% of it by herself.

Tyram: Goodness.

Luke Neverisky: That's a lot of I like

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Now I'm standing over the rest and eating it by myself so I can make sure I have good amount of

Luke Neverisky: but

Christopher Hooper: it.

Tyram: That's Right. That's right.

Christopher Hooper: So Elsa's own brother was behind her um getting kicked

Tyram: Thought

Christopher Hooper: out. I didn't really

Tyram: you were there for that.

Christopher Hooper: understand what was happening.

Tyram: Um, Ellfit's brother had tampered with her violescence crystal, which on its own would have been enough to get her disqualified. Um, and Elizabeth's brother is the only one who could have accessed it. He replaced it with like a nonregistered crystal. So yeah, that uh Ellsworth's brother is like the I don't know if he's like probably the one who's like the most like personal nemesis, you know, all

Christopher Hooper: Amen.

Tyram: this. It's like her own brother betrayed her, you

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Tyram: know. Although Denlin was the most cartoonishly evil, so he was definitely a good one to put on the hit list

Christopher Hooper: Oh, why didn't she pay her

Tyram: here.

Luke Neverisky: We'll never know.

Tyram: That's the one thing you can't blame anybody else

Christopher Hooper: taxes? other than her accountant for not using properly safe

Luke Neverisky: This session brought to you by

Christopher Hooper: passwords.

Tyram: for was like two days ago. So

Luke Neverisky: Last Pass.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Let's see who's back. Everyone back

Tyram: yeah, I think we're missing just one alley

Luke Neverisky: I don't know.

Christopher Hooper: yet? Damn them.

Tyram: still.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Then on top of that, she was also blamed for turning Justin's racer into a sheep, for um throwing fireballs at Martha's character, for

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Tyram: um for having a bunch of ho hookers over

Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah.

Tyram: at her

Luke Neverisky: yeah, of

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: uh

Luke Neverisky: course.

Christopher Hooper: Diabolical.

Tyram: yeah really was accused of some pretty heinous s***.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: my uh my wife and Jasmine um they their DM has them playing Candle Keep on um Boundary, so they've got a really fancy like VTT going on.

Luke Neverisky: I'm not trying to under

Christopher Hooper: It's like um one of the crunchiest like BTTs you

Ali Leonard: That's

Christopher Hooper: can use, but like you like set up a server and like your players join the server and stuff like that. It's pretty

Ali Leonard: great.

Luke Neverisky: his.

Christopher Hooper: intense. But I see her. She's got like a full map and she's got these like sight lines stuff. Y'all are lucky if you get a

Ali Leonard: theater of the

Luke Neverisky: dang.

Christopher Hooper: map. Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: That's

Christopher Hooper: I do like that we can all have our own interpretations of like um Silus's

Ali Leonard: mind. Yeah. And they're all

Christopher Hooper: cape. Yeah. They're all our own

Ali Leonard: canon somehow. They all exist at the same

Christopher Hooper: cannon. Yeah. All right.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: We ready? Let's finish this thing off, you

Luke Neverisky: Straight. Let's do

Christopher Hooper: know. All right. Close out all these Pink Floyd

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: lyrics. Um, okay. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: time. Thank

Christopher Hooper: seriously. Come on,

Ali Leonard: God.

Tyram: That's the

Christopher Hooper: Luke. No, but I'm thinking as I like rouse us that usually it feels like a summoning, you know, spell. He feels like

Tyram: back.

Christopher Hooper: a wizard to me. one that like arrives right when he means to.

Ali Leonard: right

Christopher Hooper: And all right, Brew, what do you do?

Ali Leonard: now. I said he was

Tyram: We're all manifesting

Ali Leonard: there.

Tyram: as hard as we can. It doesn't

Justin Hale: The computer locked and I was

Christopher Hooper: And see, I knew it. I'm not gonna do it. There he

Ali Leonard: He was there the whole

Tyram: take There we go.

Justin Hale: trying to unlock it quick

Christopher Hooper: is. I knew it.

Tyram: He was in our hearts and

Christopher Hooper: Yep.

Tyram: behind a locked

Justin Hale: enough. I got stuck trying to

Ali Leonard: time. The answer was friendship the whole

Justin Hale: feed a frail dog who who is uh

Tyram: computer. It often is, Ally. It often

Justin Hale: Not wanting to

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Let's jump back in. So, um, next morning yall at the Brownstone. Um, full day

Ali Leonard: time.

Justin Hale: eat.

Christopher Hooper: ahead of you. There's a race later. There's another interview at the police

Tyram: is.

Christopher Hooper: station.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I do tell Silus about

Tyram: Okay. What

Christopher Hooper: Um,

Ali Leonard: that. I

Tyram: the f***? What? You told them we killed a

Luke Neverisky: Awesome.

Ali Leonard: didn't think when I was Olivia told me

Tyram: guy? No,

Justin Hale: Those are

Ali Leonard: about

Tyram: you

Justin Hale: inside thoughts, not outside

Luke Neverisky: Hey, but we didn't

Ali Leonard: Olivia always told me always cooperate with the

Tyram: didn't. He's

Luke Neverisky: say you guys were

Ali Leonard: police.

Justin Hale: thoughts.

Ali Leonard: I just did what I've always been

Tyram: wrong. Okay. Oh, sometime um when we have some downtime, I would like to go to Brew and be like, "Okay,

Luke Neverisky: there.

Tyram: Brew, I don't want to like listen to you b**** about this anymore. I'm going to try to give you a piggyback ride."

Justin Hale: All

Tyram: Okay. All right. I need to roll

Luke Neverisky: Roll

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. and give me a constitution saving

Ali Leonard: taught.

Tyram: to Can I be

Christopher Hooper: throw. Um, maybe eventually, but really I want a constitution saving

Tyram: athletics?

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: eventually. That's We're not going to get that far. I

Luke Neverisky: fories.

Christopher Hooper: throw. All right.

Tyram: fear. Okay, I rolled. Okay. Um

Christopher Hooper: 11. Um, oh,

Tyram: 11. Oh, wait. Sorry, that's

Christopher Hooper: a

Ali Leonard: Well

Christopher Hooper: 12. Um, you you make it about 12

Tyram: 12.

Christopher Hooper: minutes before you're about pretty sick and tired of him being on your

Ali Leonard: then.

Tyram: That's a good That is a very admirable amount of piggyback

Justin Hale: Hey, 12

Christopher Hooper: back.

Tyram: time. I

Justin Hale: minutes. I don't know if any of my kids get 12

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Y'all

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. But now Bruno's been lagging this whole f******

Tyram: think I

Justin Hale: minutes. Yeah,

Christopher Hooper: are

Tyram: want to really like emphasize just like Sil is full on flop

Luke Neverisky: is.

Tyram: sweat. He is really on the struggle bus here trying to do this piggyback

Christopher Hooper: heroes. Uhhuh.

Justin Hale: that's you did great,

Ali Leonard: time.

Justin Hale: pal. I knew you could do it. I knew you had it, didn't

Tyram: right. But we can't see you can see why we can't do it in like high stake situations, right? Oh, Ally, this is my first time seeing your shirt

Ali Leonard: Does it look like my

Tyram: tonight.

Justin Hale: you?

Ali Leonard: cat? It looks like my

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: It looks like a cat.

Ali Leonard: cat. Yeah, it looks like

Tyram: Looks like Duke. like

Justin Hale: I don't know what your cat looks like.

Ali Leonard: that. Like that.

Justin Hale: So, I'll take your word for

Ali Leonard: He's looking at me right now.

Tyram: that. Have you ever seen Duke scurrying around in the

Christopher Hooper: No full

Ali Leonard: Yeah, he's very skittish right now. He's at the window, but I don't think he can see

Justin Hale: it.

Ali Leonard: anything. So, it's dark

Tyram: background? Cats love to stare

Ali Leonard: out. But he's trying his

Tyram: into the darkness.

Justin Hale: the void, you

Luke Neverisky: Yep, they

Christopher Hooper: frontal.

Tyram: It's anyway. Okay, so back to um Okay,

Justin Hale: know.

Tyram: you see why I can't do that in like high stakes situations,

Justin Hale: So, those

Ali Leonard: best.

Justin Hale: are I mean, I'll just I'll just cast to reduce. You'll be

[01:56:08]

Luke Neverisky: do.

Tyram: right? Oh, f***. Yeah, you could have done that this whole time. Why the hell haven't

Justin Hale: fine. That was an endurance test. You can go 12 minutes in my normal size. That means you can go at least 24 minutes or more. It's it's

Tyram: you? All right, I'm I'm gonna go

Justin Hale: smaller

Tyram: rest.

Christopher Hooper: All right. Um, cool. So, what are y'all doing for the day?

Ali Leonard: I talked to Silus about the interview

Justin Hale: size.

Ali Leonard: on what I'm supposed to

Tyram: Okay, you really need to emphasize the self-defense angle here. We didn't lay a finger on

Ali Leonard: say. You weren't

Tyram: her until she started throwing a

Ali Leonard: there. It was me and

Tyram: fireball. That's right. I wasn't there. I want you to really that

Ali Leonard: Liliana and we were the only ones and it's all I said it's

Luke Neverisky: Yep.

Ali Leonard: all me and I did say it's self-defense because she was throwing fireballs and they were going to hurt the

Tyram: detail. Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of evidence of fireball, one would

Ali Leonard: children. Yeah. And she was going to hurt the

Tyram: assume. Yeah. I mean, that was

Ali Leonard: children.

Tyram: She was recklessly endangering even before we got there, right? She was endangering the children, but she

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I was trying to focus on the

Tyram: was especially endangering the children throwing fireballs

Ali Leonard: reason that we were there was because I saw Bel Smith. So, it's

Tyram: around.

Ali Leonard: like that's why we were there and trying to save the

Tyram: Yeah. So, I guess in this case, yes, we I guess at this point we

Ali Leonard: children. You think

Tyram: might as well emphasize the truth. And the truth is, yes, it was self-defense. And

Ali Leonard: I need a lawyer or no? Should I wait on that? I don't want them to think I don't want to go in with a lawyer at heavy and then have them be like, "Why do you have a

Tyram: uh I feel like you never

Justin Hale: No, you

Ali Leonard: lawyer?

Tyram: want to talk to the police without counsel

Justin Hale: never talk to the cops

Luke Neverisky: We're

Ali Leonard: Hey Olivia, should I have a

Tyram: present.

Justin Hale: on their

Christopher Hooper: Oh yes honey. Um there will

Justin Hale: own. Google, if you're recording all of

Christopher Hooper: be if you cannot find proper representation um one will be

Justin Hale: this,

Christopher Hooper: supplied to you.

Ali Leonard: lawyer? So, you want to be my

Justin Hale: That was a cop

Luke Neverisky: not Such a common

Christopher Hooper: Um, yes. Is there something wrong with

Ali Leonard: lawyer?

Justin Hale: answer. Are you a cop? You have to tell us legally if you're a

Luke Neverisky: answer.

Christopher Hooper: that? Um, no, not

Ali Leonard: Bro, she's been a cop this whole time. I guess not

Tyram: Once a cop, always a

Justin Hale: cop.

Christopher Hooper: anymore. Oh,

Ali Leonard: legally. Silus,

Tyram: cop.

Christopher Hooper: okay.

Ali Leonard: if I give you a briefcase, could you be my

Tyram: I

Luke Neverisky: No.

Tyram: was thinking about that like I've posed as a lawyer but I don't have a legal license but I am

Ali Leonard: lawyer? I feel like you could make a license,

Tyram: pretty good at posing as a

Ali Leonard: right?

Tyram: lawyer you know that's actually would make it pretty fun if I like faked my credentials for being a

Ali Leonard: I don't know. Just

Tyram: lawyer but I don't want to be anywhere near these cops so I don't think

Ali Leonard: right. So, I'll maybe I'll just go in without a lawyer and then if you need to bail

Tyram: it's a good idea.

Ali Leonard: me out, then you can be a

Tyram: That sounds

Ali Leonard: lawyer. Okay. And Liliana will be there. She's I feel like between the two of us, we're pretty good

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: liars. Let me try

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'm alive. But

Ali Leonard: right now. I

Tyram: wise.

Luke Neverisky: we got this. We got

Ali Leonard: hate racing. That's

Justin Hale: You sound You sounded

Luke Neverisky: this.

Ali Leonard: fine. I don't

Justin Hale: like you're going to throw up a little bit there. Are you

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you sound

Ali Leonard: I don't think he did. I think it sounded

Justin Hale: okay? No, it definitely sound like you were going to

Ali Leonard: fine. My name

Justin Hale: blow

Ali Leonard: is not see

Justin Hale: chunks. Yeah, it it sounds like you

Ali Leonard: fine. I don't know what you're talking about. I think

Justin Hale: need to lie in front of a toilet for sure.

Ali Leonard: I sound perfectly normal. I just wasn't trying. We'll get

Luke Neverisky: like

Ali Leonard: in there and it'll be in the moment. It'll be

Luke Neverisky: Say

Justin Hale: Um, one thing that I'm going to do for the day is reummon

Ali Leonard: fine. Oh,

Justin Hale: uh Kevin and then when Kevin comes back I give him a very long

Christopher Hooper: Hi, I'm

Ali Leonard: nice. How was the dark space, Kevin?

Justin Hale: hug. I'm so sorry, David.

Christopher Hooper: Kevin. I

Ali Leonard: I'm glad he doesn't remember. It makes me feel

Luke Neverisky: that. That's That's good.

Ali Leonard: better. Okay, so there is the race this

Justin Hale: It's like a

Christopher Hooper: like

Ali Leonard: afternoon. What do you guys want to do? I'm don't think

Luke Neverisky: Are you feeling is your car feeling up to

Ali Leonard: I can enter official,

Tyram: Yeah, I feel like you're uh you're calling the play on this one here, Elizabeth.

Ali Leonard: but I don't think I can enter officially. I could probably just kick my

Tyram: Where you

Justin Hale: nap.

Ali Leonard: brother out of the car, you know what I mean? Kind of steal my brother's

Tyram: at? That would

Justin Hale: Well, that'd be

Luke Neverisky: snow?

Tyram: be it would be a nice satisfying f*** you.

Ali Leonard: car and then I can see what Bellith really's

Justin Hale: fun. I'm down for this plan. I like this

Ali Leonard: got up her sleeve cuz I told him to get her, but I don't know if they

Christopher Hooper: Would won't

Ali Leonard: actually saved

Tyram: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: your brother just immediately rat you out to the

Ali Leonard: her. Not if we put him in a pee

Justin Hale: plan.

Ali Leonard: hole. Yeah, you're right.

Tyram: We just so happen to have a pee

Ali Leonard: They'll route me out to the officials and then I'll be double

Tyram: hole. I mean, you're already

Christopher Hooper: officials?

Ali Leonard: banned. You

Tyram: banned. You can't be more banned than you already

Justin Hale: It's not like double G or

Ali Leonard: don't I don't know. They've never done it, but they could double ban

Tyram: are. It might give us a bigger

Justin Hale: D. That's to

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: hill to climb to clear your name if you actually do something that's banan worthy, I

Ali Leonard: Yeah. What if I get I don't know. Let's just go to the RA and see who's

Tyram: guess. Well, hey, we could use this as an

Justin Hale: say

Tyram: opportunity to scope out your enemies. See if there's any more that we can like take

Ali Leonard: there. True.

Tyram: down because they're doing illegal s***. You know, it's well known fact that I, Silus, a poor people

Ali Leonard: True. Yeah. More recently now.

Tyram: doing illegal

Christopher Hooper: Um, all

Tyram: s***.

Christopher Hooper: right. So, y'all head to the race. Um, it it's looking kind of

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: cloudy, like it might rain. Um, there's a bunch of teams lining up. Uh, you see the

Ali Leonard: Bunch of

Christopher Hooper: D teams lining up. I

Justin Hale: Those

Christopher Hooper: don't want to I don't want to scare you. Just just teams.

Ali Leonard: teams. So many

Justin Hale: damn

Christopher Hooper: Um it it does look like

Justin Hale: jeans. These f****** jeans. Oh my

Christopher Hooper: Denland's team is um is

Ali Leonard: teams.

Christopher Hooper: getting uh there's a lot of like frantic like running around um in the garage, but it looks like at least one of the cars is getting

Justin Hale: god.

Christopher Hooper: ready. Um uh you do see your brother um heading to uh the family Cooper garage. um seems to be uh getting through some practice sessions. Uh most of the teams are

Ali Leonard: H

Christopher Hooper: are doing pretty well. It looks like uh just from the practice sessions that um that Denland's um the driver for Denland's doing pretty well. Um

Ali Leonard: Yeah, it smells

Christopher Hooper: and your brother is last.

Ali Leonard: good. Yeah, checks out.

Tyram: extra pathetic that

Ali Leonard: And then

Tyram: like he went all the trouble to get you like kicked out when

Ali Leonard: he sucks. Yeah. Isn't that s Doesn't that hurt? It's

Tyram: he still sucks. Like he and

Luke Neverisky: That

Ali Leonard: almost

Tyram: Denwood have that in common, you know? Like they both go to elaborate evil schemes

Ali Leonard: worse. Just suck. Yeah. It's

Tyram: to achieve mediocre results. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: like at least do good after f****** me over. You know what I

Christopher Hooper: Not. Um, cool. Yeah, that's sort of

Ali Leonard: mean?

Christopher Hooper: the lay of the land. It looks like the race will happen in um probably like

Luke Neverisky: one.

Christopher Hooper: an hour or

Ali Leonard: Okay, I think I

Christopher Hooper: so.

Ali Leonard: will go to my brother's

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, you see many people take like make double takes and like and finally

Ali Leonard: garage. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: um Roger uh one of your cousins come and sees Else, you can't be here. What are you

Ali Leonard: Oh, I can legally

Christopher Hooper: doing? You're not supposed to be in the

Ali Leonard: be here. I just can't

Christopher Hooper: garage.

Ali Leonard: race. I don't see that in my banishment. I read the document. My lawyer looked at the

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: document.

Christopher Hooper: Uh what what are you what are you doing

Ali Leonard: I'm just gonna say I'm

Christopher Hooper: here?

Ali Leonard: my my little

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh you can do that and then you need to leave. Okay. We got a race today and we're already sucking

Ali Leonard: bro. And then I do the loser sign on

Christopher Hooper: s***. Okay.

Ali Leonard: his on my forehead and

Tyram: Got

Ali Leonard: I I'm a bad kid now. I'm not nice El

Tyram: him. Oh yeah. I mean

Ali Leonard: Smith anymore.

Tyram: obviously that was f****** cold as ice. s*** right there.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I assume you guys are following me and you guys are like, "Whoa,

Tyram: Yeah. I'm about to ask are we with

Ali Leonard: you can come with me if you

Tyram: you? Oh, if you do that, I guess the rest of us could do like the the like hype squad thing from the G. You'll be

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You can

Ali Leonard: want."

Tyram: like, what's your brother's name?

Ali Leonard: Zachary is my real brother's name. Zachary. Maybe the one in game is

Tyram: Okay. Zachary or

Ali Leonard: Fakery. Like Zachary

Tyram: the

Justin Hale: Oh

Tyram: Okay. So, like from f****** Hocus Pocus

Justin Hale: boy.

Luke Neverisky: No.

Christopher Hooper: I'm not making the rules.

Ali Leonard: Banks. I don't know. I

Tyram: then. Okay. I'm trying to think it's like a like a play on his name, but I'm drawing a blank

Christopher Hooper: Um um yeah, you see um

Ali Leonard: mean, got

Tyram: here. More like butt

Christopher Hooper: Zachary uh he's pulling into his

Tyram: crackery.

Justin Hale: Mhm. Got it.

Luke Neverisky: Nailed

Christopher Hooper: to the garage after doing uh the free practice.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

[02:06:08]

Christopher Hooper: Um he says he starts yelling at his engineer and says the balance is all wrong. I can't believe this. You gave this s*** car to me again. Did you make no changes?

Luke Neverisky: it.

Christopher Hooper: It's the stupid f****** crystal. It's a bad

Tyram: Skill issue. Skill

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Do you ever think that maybe you're just a bad

Tyram: issue.

Christopher Hooper: crystal. Who the f*** let you in here? You're banned. You're not supposed to

Ali Leonard: driver?

Christopher Hooper: be here. Get out of here,

Ali Leonard: I'm not banned from the garage. I'm banned from racing.

Tyram: I mean, clearly this is not a place where

Ali Leonard: Idiot. God. f******

Tyram: racists hang out based off of your

Christopher Hooper: Ellis. Who is this? What are you doing

Ali Leonard: got his ass. This is my hype

Christopher Hooper: here? You brought your head crew here to not race. Cool. Uh,

Ali Leonard: crew. Maybe you should if

Tyram: performance. Does that look like it like

Ali Leonard: you win a race then you would know you would automatically get a hype group but

Tyram: that?

Christopher Hooper: we Oh, cool. Cool.

Ali Leonard: you've never win a race

Justin Hale: Maybe able to help you take

Christopher Hooper: Uh, well, great.

Tyram: Oh

Justin Hale: a shower because you smell so

Christopher Hooper: Cool. This is great. Uh, so is this

Ali Leonard: so yeah you like

Tyram: man. Excuse me.

Christopher Hooper: helping

Tyram: 911. I'd like to report a

Justin Hale: bad.

Christopher Hooper: Word on the street is you

Ali Leonard: this is this helping

Christopher Hooper: murdered someone last night. Is that

Ali Leonard: you did yeah I

Justin Hale: Word on the street does you smell like a

Christopher Hooper: true? Well, that's really f***** up. And I'm telling

Tyram: murder.

Justin Hale: big bag of

Ali Leonard: You mean this

Christopher Hooper: Grandma.

Ali Leonard: grandma? And

Christopher Hooper: We really shouldn't have murdered

Ali Leonard: Olivia pops

Christopher Hooper: her.

Ali Leonard: out and there's

Tyram: I was there where the murder

Justin Hale: poop?

Christopher Hooper: Grandma, why did you let him murder

Ali Leonard: almost nothing

Christopher Hooper: somebody? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's

Ali Leonard: else.

Christopher Hooper: probably self-defense. We murder lots of people

Tyram: happened.

Christopher Hooper: now. We're

Ali Leonard: She's phenile.

Christopher Hooper: heroes. Okay, cool. I mean, y'all, you're too big for racing anyway. You're doing all sorts of stuff. What? Why are you Why are you here?

Ali Leonard: Anyway, did you just call me

Justin Hale: They're dead.

Ali Leonard: fat? Yeah. And then I punch him in the

Justin Hale: Punch him. Punch him in the face. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: What? You hurt him. You hurt yourself as

Ali Leonard: face.

Christopher Hooper: much as you hurt him cuz he's wearing a

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I mean Yeah, I mean

Christopher Hooper: helmet.

Ali Leonard: fair. And then I

Christopher Hooper: Jesus. Um, and he and he goes back to yelling at his infers. And

Ali Leonard: leave. That did nothing. But I just wanted to

Christopher Hooper: uh

Ali Leonard: to do

Tyram: No car in the world

Justin Hale: damn.

Ali Leonard: that.

Tyram: will compensate for your lack of

Christopher Hooper: um um cool. And you're mean to everybody so no one says bye to you. Um so you leave. Um are you

Tyram: skill.

Christopher Hooper: doing anything else?

Ali Leonard: Um, I guess I'll go talk to El Bell Smith. I'll go check the gent

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.

Ali Leonard: grudge. They have like ropes up so you

Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, it's pretty it's pretty roped up. Um, you're able to peek in. It looks like kind of chaotic. Um, but uh you

Ali Leonard: in the

Christopher Hooper: see you see uh Bellspace. She's currently

Ali Leonard: eraser

Christopher Hooper: got her her helmet off and she um looks like she's drinking a hot cup of tea off to the side um by the car and she's um she has an engineer talking to her uh through some diagnostics um that you can just see like through the garage.

Ali Leonard: Yes. I'm gonna message

Christopher Hooper: Okay.

Ali Leonard: her and I'm gonna be like Hey, Bellwith. This is Ellsworth Cooper. We rescued all of your friends from the orphanage and there were multiple people that they were turning to look like you to replace you. If you want any help, I'm outside. But if not, break a

Christopher Hooper: Cool. Um, we got an

Ali Leonard: leg.

Christopher Hooper: open car if you can sneak

Ali Leonard: Hell

Christopher Hooper: in. Just make yourself look like Denlin, I guess.

Ali Leonard: yeah. But

Tyram: Wait, didn't if you won wouldn't get the

Ali Leonard: then I would take off my helmet and my disguise at the same time. Well, if it's a s***** car, then it probably wouldn't even

Tyram: credit.

Ali Leonard: matter. f*** it. I'm already in trouble. We balling. Hey, bro. You

Luke Neverisky: There you

Ali Leonard: want to create a

Justin Hale: Uh yeah, of course.

Ali Leonard: distraction? Not one that will kill

Justin Hale: Damn

Christopher Hooper: Dang

Tyram: You can probably blow something up this

Luke Neverisky: go.

Ali Leonard: people.

Tyram: time.

Justin Hale: it. Yeah, but now I got to think about it

Christopher Hooper: it.

Ali Leonard: We

Tyram: You know, Bri, you should always think about it before you blow

Justin Hale: and all right blowing up is blowing up

Ali Leonard: should wait

Tyram: s***

Justin Hale: my

Ali Leonard: until kind of right near the race time and then I will come in as Denlin and be like

Justin Hale: No.

Ali Leonard: me in my car and then they won't have time to like stop me.

Tyram: up. All right. The Toer's not going to do the voice. I hope you'll do

Ali Leonard: I don't remember what the Dunland voice

Tyram: the Denland voice. It

Ali Leonard: was. I don't know if I can do

Tyram: sounded like this. Believe in

Justin Hale: Just just uh channel your inner

Ali Leonard: that. Count like count from Sesame

Justin Hale: count.

Tyram: yourself. I was thinking more of like evil

Christopher Hooper: This is an evil Holy Ghost.

Ali Leonard: Street. Yeah. Okay.

Justin Hale: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: So then I guess we'll just kind of f*** around until like

Tyram: Bullwinkle.

Ali Leonard: they're about to they're getting the cars

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay.

Ali Leonard: out.

Justin Hale: that's

Christopher Hooper: Um, do you want to um Why don't you go ahead and give me a deception

Ali Leonard: Then I'm good. Something I'm very good

Christopher Hooper: check?

Ali Leonard: at. Oh, actually that's not bad. Plus 3

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Christopher Hooper: 3020. All right. Um, cool. Yeah. So, um, you what had a disguise as as, uh, Denlin at some point, like

Ali Leonard: 20.

Christopher Hooper: right near your grace time

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just going to show

Christopher Hooper: basically.

Ali Leonard: up at the garage and be like, "Why isn't my

Christopher Hooper: And

Ali Leonard: car ready?

Tyram: Thank you. Thank

Christopher Hooper: Uh, someone immediately is like, "Oh, Denlin, you're

Ali Leonard: Not

Christopher Hooper: here. Yeah, we're ready for you. Uh, the race is happening right now. Are you ready? Can you hop in?" I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh, do you need anything before you go? Uh, we can make some Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: really. Of course I'm ready. f*** off. And then

Tyram: you.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I heard you're in

Ali Leonard: I that

Christopher Hooper: prison. I'm sorry. We'll talk about it

Ali Leonard: felt no bars can hold

Christopher Hooper: later.

Ali Leonard: me. Credit cards

Christopher Hooper: Um they uh they like

Ali Leonard: and

Christopher Hooper: um send you to like all your gear and your uh help you suit up and um I mean they basically just send you to your room which is like very nice. Uh and where your all your gear or all Dinland's gear is to to suit up. Um yeah which uh which pretty much

Ali Leonard: cash.

Christopher Hooper: covers you up pretty easily. Um and uh

Ali Leonard: Perfect. Hey

Christopher Hooper: yeah, you can mosey on to the other car. Um you uh the race is starting like right now. Uh people are are um

Ali Leonard: Okay, let's do

Christopher Hooper: heading out for the formation lap. Um you hop in the car and um go ahead and give me an insight check.

Ali Leonard: it.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you need uh if you get a 20 or better, you will be able to drive uh you'll be able to use your driving skill uh with a flat. If you have a 25 or better, you'll have advantage. If you're below that, you'll be rolling a

Ali Leonard: Okay,

Christopher Hooper: disadvantage. Insight.

Ali Leonard: this is another driving. I got

Christopher Hooper: Dirty 20.

Ali Leonard: dirty 20 so it's

Christopher Hooper: You hop in this car and the car setup is so f****** dumb. Um you it's like

Ali Leonard: flat. No wonder he's

Christopher Hooper: like you notice the like brake pedal is like very sensitive

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: and it's just like made it where like you can and it's like not too aggressive. So it's like it's like a a a granny like it it like breaks really nicely into

Ali Leonard: losing.

Christopher Hooper: the turn so it's not like too jarring for you and it like feels nice. Um but um as you go into formation trap uh formation lap uh through that you kind of get the hang of it a little bit. Um, you start to feel the car underneath this stupid ass setup is a good car. A very good car. Um, and uh you go um you line up uh it looks like you're lining up in um fifth and Bellith is in sixth right behind you. Um, and I need you to roll a dragon

[02:16:08]

Ali Leonard: Can I also tell my crew crew chief? Um, sorry to stupid

Justin Hale: Do it. Do it. Do it. One. Uh. Uh.

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: voice. Can't even get in the right head space. I'm just like, tell tell not to help me. I can do it on my own. See, it's go I'm getting

Justin Hale: Uh.

Ali Leonard: further from

Tyram: No, you're doing good. You're doing

Christopher Hooper: Uh yeah, we heard that. Uh no problem.

Tyram: good.

Christopher Hooper: Um we uh

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Christopher Hooper: everyone for themselves. Is that what you're

Ali Leonard: it. Absolutely. I will

Luke Neverisky: heat.

Ali Leonard: win this on my own. No, that was No, that one was

Christopher Hooper: saying?

Ali Leonard: bad. I'm going to get it back. I'll get back into

Christopher Hooper: All right. Um, so no no leap frogging maneuvers

Ali Leonard: it. Absolutely. Can you do it one more time?

Tyram: Um, I told you what I don't want any

Ali Leonard: Yeah. See, you're doing like a round

Christopher Hooper: today.

Ali Leonard: thing. What he

Tyram: help. You need

Ali Leonard: said? I told

Tyram: to put like the emphasis on all the wrong parts of the word.

Justin Hale: Put some

Ali Leonard: you I don't need any

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: stank on it.

Christopher Hooper: All right, we'll uh send that right along. Uh

Justin Hale: There you

Christopher Hooper: let me know if you change your mind. All right, give me a driving

Ali Leonard: help. Driving

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: driving + 12

Justin Hale: go.

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Ali Leonard: 27

Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh the lightsoop, lights go out. Um, the the cars fire off the line. Um, you immediately uh gain two places uh up to third. Um right on the uh back of the second car. Uh Bellspit uh lag behind you. Make up one place. She made up one place. Um you are um you're you're doing very well. Uh it looks like you have a really strong acceleration um right off the line, but um you can kind of feel as you hit into these straights that you're losing a little bit of pace here. Um, you can either try to shape for an overtake or you can try to to conserve uh conserve a little bit by pulling into the to the um the the slipstream behind the the second

Ali Leonard: I

Christopher Hooper: car.

Ali Leonard: would try to go for the overtake or prep for

Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right. Uh, go ahead and give me another

Ali Leonard: that.

Christopher Hooper: uh driving

Ali Leonard: Oh my gosh. 29. I think it's the

Christopher Hooper: check. You roll

Ali Leonard: highest I've ever rolled. I got 17 +

Christopher Hooper: 29. Was that you with physical dice? That's funny because that's

Ali Leonard: 12. Se

Christopher Hooper: what I also rolled with Bellith. Um, okay. That's crazy.

Ali Leonard: 17.

Justin Hale: It's like your clones or

Christopher Hooper: Um, I was like, "Wait, what are you reading? Are you just reading my dice?"

Justin Hale: something.

Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, cool. Um, you uh you dive late into the corner and take the overtake uh into into second. You see Bellith in your mirror. She's climbed to fourth at this point. Um, and the the leader uh the teammate of the one you just overtook uh pretty far ahead. It's going to take you some good driving um to make it up there. Uh but head down. Your engineer says, "Hey, Bill Smith. Uh looking good so far. Uh or oh. Oh, sorry. You're Denlin. Sorry. Um all right, Denlin.

Ali Leonard: I know we're all the

Christopher Hooper: Um, very good. Very good start. Uh, very very

Ali Leonard: same.

Christopher Hooper: good. Um, and uh,

Ali Leonard: Surprise.

Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah, keep it right up. I'll I'll tell you any any adjustments. Um, you know, um, I know I know you like to take it easy on the break, but uh, you know, don't be you got it. You got it. All right. Uh, you're you're racist. All right. You hang in there. You don't need to use the break all the time. Remember

Ali Leonard: I know how to

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. You know how

Tyram: You

Christopher Hooper: to race. You got it. You got it, Denlin. You're the

Ali Leonard: race. Oh

Christopher Hooper: best.

Ali Leonard: god. This is how they have to talk to him. Jesus

Tyram: fool. Well,

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.

Ali Leonard: Christ. The

Tyram: they probably be killed if they

Christopher Hooper: Uh, give me another driving

Ali Leonard: worst. Hell yeah. Belter suck.

Tyram: don't.

Justin Hale: Check that

Ali Leonard: I'm not as good. But I'm going

Justin Hale: drive.

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: to add my flash of genius. Can I add flash of genius to driving? Okay,

Tyram: What's the skill

Ali Leonard: good.

Christopher Hooper: 28.

Ali Leonard: 28.

Christopher Hooper: Um, by the end of this lap, you you end up right behind um number one.

Tyram: check?

Christopher Hooper: Um, and you also see Bell

Justin Hale: Number

Christopher Hooper: Smith uh rise to third. She uh she's not really gaining on you, but she's uh she's overtaking others. Um you hear over the radio. All right. Um

Ali Leonard: Good.

Christopher Hooper: well, uh I know you said uh independent race Bell is in is in range if if we need her help. Um, I know you don't want to help,

Justin Hale: one.

Christopher Hooper: but um, just want to let you know you're doing great. You're doing

Ali Leonard: Of course I am. I can do it on my

Christopher Hooper: great.

Ali Leonard: own.

Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Give me another driving

Ali Leonard: Got those Flash of Geniuses locked and load. I'm worried it's going to

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: f****** soon. Why can't my brain Oh my god. 25. Jesus Christ. I was like trying to

Christopher Hooper: All right, 25.

Ali Leonard: count.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh you're right on the tail of number one at this point. Um they are maintaining a little bit of a delta to you but um it's about 50/50 whether you are going to be able to overtake them the next turn or not or you can conserve and try to try to overtake later. In the me in the meantime as you've been battling

Ali Leonard: No, we

Christopher Hooper: number one Belith is has gained a lot on you.

Ali Leonard: balling. Yeah, I

Christopher Hooper: Um, she's she's probably within a tenth of you at this

Ali Leonard: figured.

Christopher Hooper: point. Um, all right. Let's do another driving

Ali Leonard: I'm just going to add Flash of Genius to kind

Christopher Hooper: check.

Ali Leonard: of put it over. So, I'm going to do

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. 31. Bell Smith also got a

Ali Leonard: 31.

Christopher Hooper: 31.

Ali Leonard: What the f***? I hate

Christopher Hooper: Um

Ali Leonard: having a clone. I'm gonna say

Tyram: Wow. This seems uncanny. I mean, theoretically, this should be randomized, but no, this is straight up a cloning

Christopher Hooper: um um in an incredible maneuver,

Ali Leonard: that

Tyram: situation.

Christopher Hooper: you you dive late uh into the corner uh do the overtake, get overtaken again by one, and then complete the move on on the next corner. But in that fighting, Bell Spit is able to ride that overtake with you and ends up also overtaking. You two are neck and neck uh within the final lap.

Ali Leonard: Well, she studied me well. I'll say that. That's

Luke Neverisky: All

Ali Leonard: a creepy simulator that they

Christopher Hooper: Um all right. And for your final driving check, here we go.

Ali Leonard: have. I'm flashing. Nat 20. Oh my

Christopher Hooper: Nat

Ali Leonard: god. Nat

Tyram: What's the Ellsworth gang sign?

Ali Leonard: 20. An E. How do you make it?

Luke Neverisky: right.

Christopher Hooper: 20. She nat

Justin Hale: Oh

Christopher Hooper: 19 for 31. You beat her by one. That's

Tyram: Like

Christopher Hooper: crazy.

Justin Hale: dear.

Christopher Hooper: Um, that's sick. That's sick. Um, she is like riding your

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: ass the whole time. Um, but you're able to to fend her off uh through each turn and see out the rest of the race, beating her by a full uh two tints um and uh winning

Tyram: Hey.

Justin Hale: Okay.

Christopher Hooper: it. And um the engineer is like um listen I I don't know who you are but I don't care. That was amazing. Great race in the

[02:26:08]

Ali Leonard: Thanks, bud. You really shouldn't be such a pushover, but you're a great crew chief. And then I do a

Christopher Hooper: day. All right. And how do

Ali Leonard: burnout.

Tyram: So, I guess we're all just like

Christopher Hooper: you get out of here?

Ali Leonard: Oh, yeah.

Tyram: going wild in the audience,

Ali Leonard: I first will um I guess I'm like, should I steal his car? Okay, one second. And then first I

Tyram: right? Oh, hell

Ali Leonard: get out and I take off my helmet and I'm Ellswith and I like it's me. That sucks.

Tyram: yeah. Yeah. And like I guess like uh if I see like a pocket of like genuine Dland fans or something, I want to like flip them off real

Christopher Hooper: There's like Denlin's mom and that's it. Denlin's mom and

Ali Leonard: Well, she's a b****.

Tyram: quick. Dland

Christopher Hooper: that's it.

Ali Leonard: Anyway, actually, I probably shouldn't steal this

Tyram: what? Oh, what? That seems kind of mean then. Never

Christopher Hooper: Oh, Dan. Good job,

Ali Leonard: car because I'm already accused of

Christopher Hooper: honey. Oh, that's

Ali Leonard: murder.

Christopher Hooper: rude. All

Tyram: mind for like a burst fan base or

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'll leave the car because I don't want to be accused of stealing a

Tyram: something.

Christopher Hooper: right, you do your burnouts and you

Ali Leonard: car. I'll flip everybody

Christopher Hooper: run

Tyram: We have a chance to build up a

Justin Hale: That's a lot.

Ali Leonard: off. Yeah, but I'm already accused of murder now. I'm about to go to the police station, so you

Tyram: fleet of fast

Christopher Hooper: off.

Ali Leonard: know what I mean. So then I like like run past the podium and grab the champagne. I'm like, "Bith, see what you can do. You're great." And then I keep running and I'm like, "But also the police will be coming in to talk to you." And then I keep

Tyram: cars.

Christopher Hooper: All right. You run straight to the police station where you have a nice long conversation and they're like, "Yeah, don't worry about it.

Ali Leonard: running. That seems right.

Christopher Hooper: All right. And that's where we save the

Ali Leonard: We did

Christopher Hooper: day. Children are

Ali Leonard: it. And then I do tell the police about Bell Smith and I say she's going to need to be unbrained as

Christopher Hooper: saved. All

Ali Leonard: well.

Christopher Hooper: right, that's it for tonight. Did y'all have

Ali Leonard: Yay, we saved all

Luke Neverisky: Well,

Christopher Hooper: fun?

Ali Leonard: the children and I won a race and

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: yeah, it's same

Ali Leonard: flipped everyone

Tyram: Save the children. Soul some viollesence.

Luke Neverisky: chilling.

Tyram: Uh, send up a big old f*** you to all of Elizabeth's racing

Christopher Hooper: I

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: more

Christopher Hooper: was uh I was

Justin Hale: Yes.

Luke Neverisky: pink. Oh

Christopher Hooper: uh kind of stacking these uh driving checks against

Ali Leonard: off.

Tyram: enemies.

Christopher Hooper: you and I'm really pleased at how it turned out uh because it turned out very very well very uh narratively satisfying to

Ali Leonard: Are you telling me that Bell Smith was

Tyram: Well, Flash of Genius like mechanically

Luke Neverisky: no.

Christopher Hooper: me.

Tyram: Flash of Genius is super useful, but it also really fits narratively because like Elit's using her like

Christopher Hooper: Mhm.

Tyram: keen racing insights to do better than she should, you

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. If she had had um disadvantage, that would have been

Ali Leonard: cheating? That would have

Tyram: know?

Christopher Hooper: crazy. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: been bad. I would have lost. But then I would

Christopher Hooper: that would have been

Ali Leonard: have crashed the car and been like, I'm deadlin and I poop my pants.

Tyram: You definitely got to do the voice if you're going to say

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I am

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: that. I'm getting I poop my

Ali Leonard: Yeah. H. And then I walk

Tyram: pants. Okay. Oh. Um, so you gave us that like ticking clock on uh Luna, right?

Justin Hale: Oops.

Christopher Hooper: deadlin. Oh yeah, she's I think she's going to die in

Ali Leonard: off. I don't love

Tyram: Well, did we help at all by like that was before we had like manifested her spirit in the pocket village. Is

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: May.

Tyram: that did that push back the deadline at

Christopher Hooper: Um, I mean, for all your intents and purposes, your characters don't know of any

Ali Leonard: the

Tyram: all?

Christopher Hooper: deadline. I'm just telling you as

Tyram: Well, I just feel as though like, you know, we haven't had a chance to do a concert because Luke wasn't here and then like next week you're not going to be here, so we won't be able to do anything then. So, it

Christopher Hooper: people. Guess we'll find out.

Tyram: would suck if like we fail the campaign because of things that are more or less

Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that would

Tyram: outside of our control. It would it would suck hard. Don't do it.

Justin Hale: It's almost like one person

Tyram: And it's a

Justin Hale: here could make that not

Christopher Hooper: suck.

Tyram: completely arbitrary call too on their

Christopher Hooper: Yep. We'll have to find out in May

Tyram: part. Uh all right. So

Justin Hale: happen.

Christopher Hooper: 3rd.

Tyram: May 1st I think is uh the session we have after

Ali Leonard: I guess they're stealing the

Tyram: next week. Um well okay. So like do we have to physically take the biolescence to her physical corpse in order to give it to her?

Christopher Hooper: Um I don't know. I I I don't think we've tried that yet,

Ali Leonard: boat.

Tyram: I don't

Christopher Hooper: right? Yeah. So, we'll

Tyram: know. I don't think so.

Christopher Hooper: see.

Tyram: Okay. Um and then um we also may be able to put together a Liliana concert for the week after next.

Christopher Hooper: Um, you could you could probably try. So So next week you're doing

Tyram: Okay. Yes. Oh, but um that could also be an opportunity to help Luna if we like

Luke Neverisky: Huh?

Christopher Hooper: wrestling.

Tyram: devote the wins to Luna or

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Um if

Tyram: whatever. Oh,

Christopher Hooper: you want to

Tyram: speaking of wrestling, um, everybody needs to be thinking about what they want their entrance

Ali Leonard: Oh, I have

Tyram: music and, uh, wrestling names to

Ali Leonard: got someone

Christopher Hooper: incorporate

Ali Leonard: reinvented themselves in AW and I was waiting for it to be posted online and I was like this is what Toeer's character would be if he was there. So, I'll put it in the chat. So, you can add it as an

Tyram: be. Hell yeah.

Christopher Hooper: All right.

Ali Leonard: NPC. It's

Christopher Hooper: Next. Okay.

Tyram: Oh, and Justin Brew and Silus would definitely be healed. So, you also need to think of inventive ways to

Christopher Hooper: Um M.

Tyram: cheat in the

Justin Hale: Oh, 100%. That's

Ali Leonard: terrifying.

Tyram: ring. Good.

Christopher Hooper: Mhm. All

Tyram: Good.

Christopher Hooper: right, cool. I'm going to head to bed or also see how my wife's D and D is

Tyram: I hope

Justin Hale: easy.

Christopher Hooper: going. Yeah, I'm very interested to see

Tyram: it's going

Luke Neverisky: See?

Christopher Hooper: how her barbarian is doing in the Candlelight Keep uh adventure, which is all like wizard school. Let's

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: see. Cool.

Tyram: well. Sounds like a fun little fish out of water story. Yeah.

Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Later. See you in a couple days,

Luke Neverisky: Great.

Christopher Hooper: Luke.

Tyram: Good night

Justin Hale: Okay,

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Bye, guys.

Tyram: everyone.