2026-04-24

Ali Leonard: Who's Roman fighting this time? Oh, they passed it one to the left. So

Tyram: Thanks.

Ali Leonard: now he's fighting Cody Rhodess.

Tyram: Yeah, but like well like playing devil's advocate

Ali Leonard: Like like it's the same five

Tyram: though like people like Punk, people like Seth, people like Roman are legitimately much much better than the guys who are not on the top

Ali Leonard: people, but you need to like

Tyram: card.

Ali Leonard: make you want it. You know what I mean? Like

Luke Neverisky: Well, heat

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: a belt shouldn't be held for a year. Like it's a

Tyram: I'm okay with

Ali Leonard: belt. It needs to be fought

Tyram: that happening occasionally, but like they do it too. Like Yeah. Like Well,

Ali Leonard: after, but it keeps happening

Christopher Hooper: Right there.

Tyram: like they they should make it where it doesn't just change hands

Ali Leonard: over and

Tyram: at the PLE's, you

Ali Leonard: over. Exactly. We just

Tyram: know? Like Cody only ever loses it at Romania

Ali Leonard: had on

Tyram: or SummerSlam, you know?

Ali Leonard: AW main something huge like we just had our big main belt lost to Darby

Tyram: Yeah, Darby's been put in

Ali Leonard: Allen who fully deserves it but we know he's going to

Tyram: the work. Yeah, he like he's been taking his lungs for years. He

Ali Leonard: lose it in a couple months.

Tyram: needed needed it

Ali Leonard: Like yeah he absolutely deserves it but like we know he's going to lose it in a couple months and I'm totally fine

Tyram: more.

Ali Leonard: with that. Like I just love

Tyram: True.

Ali Leonard: seeing the build cuz it's like

Tyram: Yeah. Well,

Ali Leonard: who's going to get it next? Who's going to fight next? He's going to fight Brody King soon, so I'm like maybe

Tyram: like the way that they're rolling out the red

Ali Leonard: Brody King will get a belt. You just don't know. And I love

Tyram: carpet for Oba Femi, you figure he has to get a belt before the

Ali Leonard: that he has to get a belt.

Tyram: out. He is. Yeah. Like he

Ali Leonard: He is awesome though. To be

Tyram: deserves the hype for

Ali Leonard: fair, I'm worried that they're going to use him so much he's going to get

Tyram: sure. I just don't It seems like we could have like

Ali Leonard: injured. They're just going to push him so

Tyram: It seems like there's a potential here to have somebody who like wrestles like Brock Lesnar, who isn't a huge piece of s*** like Brock Lesnar.

Ali Leonard: hard. Yeah. And that's kind of the

Tyram: Yeah. And who also who actually shows up unlike Brock Lesnar? He

Ali Leonard: key. God, bros. I am also excited about Oh god, what the f*** is her name? I literally

Tyram: does. Soul.

Ali Leonard: just thought it and then it went outside my brain. Soul

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. She's really

Ali Leonard: Soul Ruka. God, I love

Tyram: cool apparently. Yeah. She's on the

Ali Leonard: her so

Tyram: main roster now.

Ali Leonard: much. Yeah. Well deserved. I love her so much. And I hate Liv

Tyram: Yep.

Ali Leonard: Morgan. You're supposed to hate Liv Morgan. I just don't

Tyram: Yeah, the judgment day

Ali Leonard: like any of

Tyram: stuff has gotten really stale. Like they need to I think they need to blow up

Ali Leonard: that because it was so judgment day was so

Tyram: that fa now that there's especially now that there's no original members left. They need to blow up that

Ali Leonard: good. They

Tyram: faction.

Ali Leonard: need to blow it up because it's not judgment day anymore. It's like Liv and her posi. It's like Liv and her boyfriend I guess who I don't understand because then in her entrance that was longer than the match at Wrestlemania she was dancing all up on some random guy and I'm like isn't your whole thing that you're with Dom like what are we doing here? Like it was like a three minute entrance and the match was like

Tyram: That was the big problem with night one is

Ali Leonard: two minutes long.

Tyram: like and it's all corporate b******* because like they

Ali Leonard: Oh my

Tyram: they work like they cut match time in order to have commercial time and that's it's already on a f******

Ali Leonard: god. Which

Tyram: streaming service that is

Ali Leonard: sucks. I I mean, I couldn't watch it. I just

Tyram: unacceptable. There

Ali Leonard: had to go. Like, he didn't watch all of it. He just We didn't watch it the night of.

Tyram: were some gems on night one. Like the match between Liv

Ali Leonard: Like, we watched some of the

Tyram: and the match between Stephanie and Liv was actually pretty good.

Ali Leonard: matches, but we just

Tyram: Um Seth Rollins and Gunther put on a really good match, but even that they only gave like 15 minutes. You know, they easily could have gone for

Ali Leonard: Yeah, but

Tyram: 30.

Ali Leonard: they had like three4s of the show was ads and I was like, "Oh

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: god." We watched it on Monday because he was like, "Every show after Wrestlemania is usually really good." And I was like, "Fine, we'll watch it." I did have to go upstairs when Punk started doing his monologue because I just viscerally want to like punch the TV when Punk comes on the

Tyram: I understand why Punk I can

Ali Leonard: screen. But that happened in AEW too.

Tyram: see like why Punk is like one of the top guys, but I don't

Ali Leonard: Like I

Tyram: like Punk is too old to be doing

Ali Leonard: I can't It's like one of those things where it's like

Tyram: it.

Ali Leonard: I have no reason to hate you, but you open your mouth and I want to like carpet bomb you. Like I want to murder your

Tyram: Well, okay. So, part of it for

Ali Leonard: family. There's like something about him and

Luke Neverisky: Can you

Tyram: me, I guess, is because like he had that rivalry with Seth, and Seth is probably my favorite

Ali Leonard: I don't

Tyram: wrestler. Well, Seth actually will take

Ali Leonard: know. That's fair.

Tyram: a loss without a caveat because he thinks it's for the better story, and

Ali Leonard: That's Why

Tyram: I respect the hell out of that.

Ali Leonard: is it so hard to find a WWE wrestler that'll take a loss

Tyram: He's one of the few legitimately. Like every time Cody

Ali Leonard: and be fine about it? It's so weird. I'm

Tyram: loses, like every time Cody loses, there has to be this elaborate machination

Ali Leonard: like, he's so buttth hurt

Tyram: to it, you know? Like there's always some sort of like caveat whenever Punk

Ali Leonard: about

Tyram: loses. Actually, at this Wrestlemania, no, he just straight up lost, which was kind of cool to

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: see. Like every time Gunther loses, every time Roman loses, there always has to be

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's

Tyram: like 11 different interferences, right? Seth

Ali Leonard: what Yeah. Oh

Tyram: is Seth is better than them and he's actually willing to take a loss if he thinks it's good

Ali Leonard: my god.

Tyram: for the story, you know, so I respect the hell out of

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah. That's what they should do. That's what they should do. I love an interference. I love an interference

Tyram: that. Sure. Not not all interferences are bad.

Ali Leonard: if it makes sense. But

Tyram: Like like the one um neither Seth nor

Ali Leonard: I I can't stand watching a match and going like,

Tyram: Gunther could take a clean loss in Mania, so it makes sense to have Braun Breaker come in

Ali Leonard: "Well, there's going to be an

Tyram: and interfere, you know?

Ali Leonard: interference." Makes sense. But like, if you're going into a match and

Tyram: Yeah. Well, like sometimes a

Ali Leonard: you're like, "Well, I know there's going to be an interference because it's this guy's match." Like, what are we

Tyram: DQ is absolutely the right thing to do, right? Like when they had

Ali Leonard: doing, Eron?

Tyram: Obami versus Cody, neither of them can lose,

Ali Leonard: Absolutely.

Tyram: right? One's the champ and the other guy is the guy who they are like, you know, he's their next big thing. They don't want either of them losing. So, sure, it makes sense to have a dinner

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah.

Tyram: field. Yeah. Every It gets old if you do it too

Ali Leonard: But not every time it's a

Tyram: often. Yeah. You know, Justin and Luke are like,

Ali Leonard: copout. We just had our first DQ and AW in a long

Tyram: "When the f*** is Martha getting

Ali Leonard: time. Well,

Tyram: here? We can talk about other stuff if you guys

Ali Leonard: see, this is what it feels like when you guys

Tyram: want." All right.

Ali Leonard: talk about

Luke Neverisky: I know it's only

Tyram: Um Oh, but hey, Justin, you watching any more of Avatar

Ali Leonard: stuff.

Justin Hale: Uh, yes, we watched

Tyram: yet?

Justin Hale: I think we're like halfway through season one. I can't remember. It's been

Luke Neverisky: there.

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: like a month since we've watched it. Yeah, we're we're getting there. When we can

Tyram: Okay. Well, hey, just like don't let it

Justin Hale: remember, we did the Super Mario Galaxy movie in theaters,

Ali Leonard: Did you guys ever

Tyram: go. Not

Ali Leonard: watch Surreal Estate?

Justin Hale: though.

Tyram: I

Ali Leonard: I have been looking for things to watch while I'm like doing my little tiny work thing and crocheting and it randomly popped up and it's like a show I completely forgot about. It's a sci-fi show and I was like, "Oh s***, Sci-Fi still makes stuff and it's called Surreal Estate and it's this guy and his like real estate company that like gets ghosts and poltergeists and stuff out of houses." It's like a not real. It's not It's really

Tyram: That does sound

Ali Leonard: funny.

Tyram: interesting. Oh, no. They did release Kyrie. Like

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: that was like one that was like they could have at any time done like a really

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: cool character moment with

Ali Leonard: Makes no sense. I love

Tyram: him. Like even if you don't give a s*** about Kyrie, like she was instrumental in a thing for Io and Assuka. So like

Ali Leonard: Kyrie. Yeah. I mean, they let they let Dakota go, so it's like they're

Tyram: Who's left

Ali Leonard: just wheeling down that

Tyram: from damage control at this

Ali Leonard: team. It's just Io

Tyram: point? Bailey.

Ali Leonard: and Oscar. Well, yeah, I

Tyram: Well, she wasn't like she was like she was in damage control, but I

Ali Leonard: guess. I'm surprised. I'm surprised Bailey is still there just because she's like always talking about

Tyram: guess I feel bad because like Bailey like I feel like they feel like she's just there to like put younger talent over at this point, but like she's still one of their better wrestlers and I feel like she doesn't get like the respect she deserves.

Ali Leonard: like No, she's so good.

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: She's I just find it funny. Like I like Bailey. I haven't seen her lately. I don't watch all the time,

Tyram: Um they did a thing recently where she um uh not recently, this is actually a while ago now, but um she, the guys from the New Day, and

Ali Leonard: but

Tyram: uh Chelsea Green all played D and D with Brendan Lee

Ali Leonard: Oh, I saw that. Never mind. I did see that. She last

Tyram: Bullan.

Ali Leonard: time I saw her was backstage at AW cuz she's best friends with Sasha Banks who's now Mercedes Monet who's in AW. I loved Mercedes or Sasha Mercedes to me her whole thing where she got 13 belts and she just recently lost the last one back to like one of the indie things. So, she's like bringing a lot of attention to the indie like the smaller wrestling companies, but I'm waiting for her to

Tyram: Yeah.

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Ali Leonard: like come out in like a crash out. It's gonna be so good. Maybe she can come out with a

Luke Neverisky: Oh, hell yeah. You

Ali Leonard: puppet. Well, it is Harley Cameron's puppet. So, she'd have to find if Harley Cameron still has

Tyram: Did Chris Jericho ever do a puppet bid? That seems like something he'd

Ali Leonard: it. Technically, you do. I don't think so. I don't know if you remember his old thing that he used to do at

Tyram: do. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: WWE where he had the list. He's doing that again in

Tyram: Hell yeah.

Ali Leonard: AW, but different to

Luke Neverisky: better.

Ali Leonard: where I'm very interested in what he's doing because the last time he was on a it was like the learning tree and it was so it was meant to be

Tyram: Chris Jericho is maybe the best example of an unserious

Ali Leonard: annoying, but he just went too far where I was like, "Okay, we don't need to do this

Tyram: wrestler.

Ali Leonard: every week. like make me want it. But he just came back and so now he's doing the list. But then his first match back with Ricochet, he lost. And then Ricochet was like, "You're the guy who's going to come every week and lose to Ricochet." And so then he trademarked that like Jericho trademarked that and put it on a t-shirt. That's just kind of what he's doing. He's more doing more enemy of the enemy of my friend. Enemy of the enemy of my enemy is my friend because he's teaming up with the her syndicate with MVP and Lashley and Shelton

Tyram: If uh Martha's not here by a we'll go ahead and get started. That didn't occur to me until just now like just how late it

Ali Leonard: Benjamin. She did say a little

Luke Neverisky: Cool. It's going to get my

Tyram: is. So yeah, we have passed a little at this

Ali Leonard: late. This is more than a

Tyram: point. Like she's officially a

Ali Leonard: little. Let the record show. Put it in the

Tyram: liar.

Ali Leonard: record. Ellis is more than a little

Justin Hale: Mhm.

Luke Neverisky: bedtime recording. It just did

Tyram: Arma's falling into her thing right

Luke Neverisky: sound recording.

Ali Leonard: late.

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: Nip.

Tyram: Oh yeah, strongly worded here. Boom. Destroyed. I might have just ended my friendship

Ali Leonard: I

Tyram: with her.

Ali Leonard: know. I know. Should

Luke Neverisky: Boomer.

Tyram: Oh yeah, you guys should probably have your

Ali Leonard: I pull up my music? my entrance

Tyram: m Okay, so I'm not going to be able to have enough tabs open for everyone's entrance music. So you guys are going to need to share that yourself when it comes up. My

Ali Leonard: music. I'll try I'll try my

Tyram: computer is not good. So,

Ali Leonard: best. I'm never in charge of a Zoom meeting, but I'll try my best. Oh, I was just using my mouse that is not plugged in. How funny is that?

Tyram: um,

Ellis Taylor: Hello.

Tyram: Hey, Martha. Okay, you got all your puppet uh mechanics figured

Ellis Taylor: Sorry.

Tyram: out. We It's It's been a whole discussion. You have to know how to operate a puppet if we're going to do real

Ellis Taylor: What? Oh,

Tyram: wrestling. No.

Ellis Taylor: okay.

Tyram: No. But yeah, we should go ahead and get started, guys.

Ellis Taylor: You could have you didn't have to you could have just

Tyram: It's okay. Ally and I were talking about wrestling and Justin and uh Luke were suffering through

Luke Neverisky: Justin and I were just leaving

Tyram: it.

Luke Neverisky: our bodies and checking out

Tyram: I'll keep that in mind next time you guys talk all sorts of coding s*** for a

Luke Neverisky: mentally.

Justin Hale: We also

Luke Neverisky: I don't take offense. It's boring nerd

Ellis Taylor: gone

Justin Hale: technically weren't talking coding stuff. We were talking Luke's

Luke Neverisky: s***. That's

Tyram: while which is

Justin Hale: job. Yeah. But but

Luke Neverisky: true.

Tyram: coding. Stop

Justin Hale: it had nothing to do with coding. It was just about his

Tyram: splitting hairs Justin. All

Justin Hale: job.

Tyram: right. Okay. All right. So, um, we're actually going to kind of begin things in media res here where, um, not long after you guys, uh, finished the, uh, the orphanage heist, um, you guys actually got word from your, uh, new acquaintance, Iro. Um, he actually was gifted some backstage passes to Wrestlemania. as Gary's younger brother, he gets uh backstage passes every year and he decided to share them with the people who helped save the shop. Um so yeah, you guys are there. It's off the coast of Greyport on its own island. There's this massive arena that basically takes up the entire uh land mass here and you guys are backstage at like this big like fan experience extravaganza thing. Um, Iro is walking with you guys and he's like, "You have a few minutes to uh look around and, you know, take in the sights before the matches start." Yes, it's going to be a Gary's retirement match tonight. After 250 years as the undisputed champion of the various world wrestling leagues, he's decided to finally hang up his boots. Yeah. So, um, let get a word to me

Luke Neverisky: Interesting. That's a long

Tyram: if you need anything, but I'll, uh, I'm going to go, uh, go ahead and head to the

Luke Neverisky: time. What does the um what does the area look

Tyram: suite. Okay. So, yeah. Um, all around you guys, there's all sorts of fans. You

Luke Neverisky: like?

Tyram: see all sorts of people, um, dressed out in various wrestling t-shirts. A lot of them have like, uh, like gray coverings on their arms to make it look like they have like Gary's prosthetic arm. Um, a lot of people with like faux championship belts draped over their shoulders. It smells awful. Just like it's the worst

Ellis Taylor: stomach

Tyram: smelling group of people you have ever smelled in your life, but everyone's really

Justin Hale: It smells fine to me. I'm

Tyram: excited. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, to give context, it's like you guys are in like

Justin Hale: on

Tyram: an arena full of bruise. That's what the smell is

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Ellis Taylor: boy. Then we got dropped into Bru's gym

Luke Neverisky: jeez.

Ellis Taylor: bag. Is that too

Tyram: like. But you guys actually find yourself there's a whole like uh there's a whole set of like trophy cases and like there's like a almost like a museum exhibit devoted to Gary like looking at his career. A lot of people are wandering through because like it's difficult to describe just how popular a

Justin Hale: watch.

Tyram: wrestler Gary is. You know, he's been like even though he's been reigning

Ellis Taylor: bad?

Tyram: for literal centuries, no one's tired of his reign. That's how popular

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Tyram: he is. Um something it's

Ali Leonard: I just saying that's crazy. That's unheard of. Without any breaks.

Ellis Taylor: wow. These are needy breaks. It's

Ali Leonard: That's

Luke Neverisky: I'm

Tyram: it's but yeah like there's all sorts of like uh there's highlight reels of some of his greatest matches. There's the time he defeated a Kraken wrestling

Ali Leonard: crazy.

Tyram: underwater. Um there was the time he had a twoon-one handicap

Ellis Taylor: scary.

Tyram: match against a cloud giant and a fire giant

Luke Neverisky: brave.

Tyram: simultaneously. But a lot of it is devoted to his centuries long feud with the denison of hell. Um, you know, various demons coming at him in all sorts of unfair matches. But fortunately, he always had his trusty frying pan available to bonk them on the head with divine justice. And they even have the frying pan on

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I was going to say 1999. You

Luke Neverisky: Five.

Tyram: display. Oh, there. Yeah, the

Ali Leonard: too can have the frying

Ellis Taylor: Are they

Tyram: replicas are um like probably like four digits.

Ali Leonard: pan. They're

Ellis Taylor: like or are they like the inflatable ones that squeak when you hit

Ali Leonard: foam.

Luke Neverisky: One.

Ellis Taylor: stuff?

Tyram: Yeah, the inflatable squeaky ones are like $100, but yeah, like the the

Ali Leonard: Absolutely.

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Tyram: metal replicas are like a thousand. It's an

Ellis Taylor: man.

Tyram: obscene overcharge. Yeah. Um there's also like

Ali Leonard: That's

Tyram: a there's a little um clip show

Ali Leonard: Wrestlemania for

Tyram: of like different stages in his career. There was the time he was tag team champions with

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Oh

Tyram: Fist, which you guys might remember was Shield Wrestling, Alter Ego.

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Tyram: Um, they went undefeated until uh until Shield retired

Ali Leonard: you.

Tyram: from wrestling. Um, he briefly had a run with uh Joel as his

Justin Hale: What?

Tyram: tag team partner, but Joel never tagged in. He would always like, in fact, there's a couple of clips of Joel being like in the ring at the beginning. He's like, "Oh,

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Tyram: oh, a Charlie horse. Gary, I need you to tag in." Yeah. And then the one time Joel did actually stay tagged into a match, like there's this clip of him

Ellis Taylor: done.

Tyram: getting like speared and stomped and RKOed all at the same time and losing the belt for

Ali Leonard: Sure.

Tyram: them. Um, there was the there's also a a brief showing of Gary's heel run where he was a bad guy wrestler. The video clip is a Shield walking in with like a

Ali Leonard: Wow.

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Tyram: pork pie hat and like Gary's like, "Shield, I don't think that hat looks good on you." But then it shows

Luke Neverisky: Hello. I don't

Tyram: uh his his face turn going back from being healed and it's seconds later and he's like,

Luke Neverisky: know.

Ellis Taylor: Oo.

Tyram: "I'm sorry. I should support your choices." So that was it.

Luke Neverisky: So

Tyram: That was Gary's heel

Luke Neverisky: his his villain arrow is just not liking the hat the

Tyram: run. Yes. Otherwise, Gary has an unblenmished record as a good guy.

Ali Leonard: I thought he'd try it out. Try it out for

Tyram: And I guess uh I guess it's up to Justin whether she'll kept the hat look or

Ali Leonard: flavor.

Luke Neverisky: shield.

Tyram: not. Okay. All

Ali Leonard: after

Justin Hale: No,

Tyram: right. There's also a brief time

Ali Leonard: that insult. Are you kidding me?

Justin Hale: No.

Tyram: uh where he was uh tag partnering with uh another one of his uh family members uh Iro who weirdly enough looks exactly the same as he does now. about 100 years

Ellis Taylor: I knew it. Olivia's like, I knew it. Something is up with this

Tyram: ago. Wait, what are you talking about? That's just how humans are,

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: right,

Ali Leonard: Put this on your board. Add this to your board with the

Ellis Taylor: guy. Yep, it's going. I love it.

Ali Leonard: red string.

Ellis Taylor: Absolutely. I love that Olivia's becoming this like conspiracy nut, but none of them are conspiracies. She's 100%

Tyram: Liliana?

Luke Neverisky: I mean, I looked like this in a

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: 100 years, but I just don't think it's possible.

Ellis Taylor: right, guys. I've been I don't even remember how long I've been alive. Humans do not do

Tyram: I mean, Ira was

Ellis Taylor: this. He is not

Tyram: doing

Luke Neverisky: What does that

Ellis Taylor: human. There's no

Tyram: it. What? That's You sound crazy right now,

Ellis Taylor: way. I I will get to the bottom of this. Don't you trust me. Don't you

Tyram: Liv. I mean, honestly, you guys are probably distracted by the fact that I wrote like images

Luke Neverisky: sound?

Ellis Taylor: worry. probably just

Tyram: in like uh like wrestling trunks. So,

Ellis Taylor: like filing that in the golden image away forever for

Tyram: like all right, but yeah. So, um anything you guys want to do before it's time for the matches to start?

Justin Hale: Uh, other than like topping up on fireworks and

Tyram: There's a lot

Justin Hale: absolute shenanigans because those will very much come in

Ellis Taylor: later.

Tyram: of fireworks around. Um I don't know if they're selling any, but

Justin Hale: play.

Tyram: there are for sure a lot of pyrochnics in the building somewhere. Okay, so

Justin Hale: Oh, okay. That's I mean that's easy enough to

Ellis Taylor: And how sneaky are you

Tyram: you want to go steal pyrochnics. Got it.

Justin Hale: steal. Yeah,

Tyram: Cool. How sneaky

Justin Hale: absolutely. Do

Ellis Taylor: being?

Tyram: are you being? They don't want you to take them. That is true. Go

Ellis Taylor: Olivia is not going to let you take them if I see you taking them

Tyram: ahead and give me a stealth roll. All

Justin Hale: what?

Ellis Taylor: either.

Tyram: right. Give me a stealth roll there,

Ellis Taylor: Where's all my

Justin Hale: Uh um. Oh, I have advantage on still. Hold

Luke Neverisky: Christol.

Tyram: Brew. Hell yeah.

Justin Hale: on. Yeah. 16 17

Ellis Taylor: best? Uh,

Tyram: All right, Olivia, give me a perception

Justin Hale: 22.

Ellis Taylor: I have my I don't think so. I

Tyram: check. Is it even possible for you to beat the

Ellis Taylor: don't have my character sheet up though. I

Tyram: 22? We don't need to worry about it

Ellis Taylor: can check. Let me check

Tyram: then. Okay. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: first. Oh, I do have What did my

Tyram: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: monle give me? Oh, that's a

Tyram: I thought that was for

Ellis Taylor: Oh, no. I can't. I only have a plus zero, so I can't.

Tyram: investigation. All right. Okay. So, Brew, you

Ellis Taylor: Fine.

Tyram: managed to sneak off from Olivia's uh narcing gaze. Okay. Um yeah. Um, you actually remember from your wrestling days yourself where they probably keep all the pyro, so it's not that hard for you to find. Yeah. All right.

Justin Hale: Hell

Luke Neverisky: Um, is there

Tyram: There's there's a bunch of uh roadie looking

Luke Neverisky: any is

Tyram: types, you know, just kind of like standing around in the back stage like getting all the pyro prepped

Justin Hale: yeah.

Tyram: and everything like that. Um, how would you like to try to go about stealing

Luke Neverisky: there

Tyram: it?

Justin Hale: I mean, this is this is my bread and butter here. Uh, I'll tell them, uh, hey guys, um, I'm actually going to have to inspect some of this and I'll use like chemical jargon or something about like the the pyro technics themselves not being safe and like mechanical issues or whatever and just a minor inspection. If anything goes wrong, you probably don't want to be in the

Tyram: Okay. Okay. I'd say that the uh

Justin Hale: area because you might not be around

Tyram: the technical jargon does give you a lot of help here. So, you

Justin Hale: anymore.

Tyram: can either give me deception or um performance with advantage.

Justin Hale: Oh god, I'm terrible at both of those. All right, let's go with the advantage option because they are the same. Okay, come on. Advantage. Okay, I can reroll that.

Tyram: All right, they'll to give an inside

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh

Tyram: check. I'll just make it a flat roll for

Justin Hale: 14.

Tyram: them. A nine. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: Hell

Tyram: do you have to do it now? The show's about to start. Hurry up.

Justin Hale: If I don't do it now, then people could explode on stage. Is that what you

Tyram: I guess not.

Justin Hale: want? All right. Cuz if they do, then it's your

Tyram: No. Go ahead. Hurry

Justin Hale: ass on the

Luke Neverisky: yeah.

Justin Hale: line. All right. Go away. You got to get away from here. If it blows up in here, then I want to be the only one that gets hurt

Tyram: up. Just give me persuasion, I guess.

Justin Hale: here. Is it uh

Tyram: Uh, it's not great.

Justin Hale: 11? I'm not good at

Tyram: Um, so this is why you and Silus make for a good uh thieving duo. Okay. All right. So,

Justin Hale: talking. Exactly.

Tyram: like hurry it up and they leave.

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh, so, um, if I have the pee

Tyram: Okay,

Justin Hale: hole with me, I'm going to load up as much as I can in

Tyram: sure. Yeah, you can get a lot. Um, you have um I don't know what you um Let's just say you have a big old pile of

Justin Hale: there. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want um I want like mortars, remote charges, uh the little sparkler

Tyram: fireworks. All right, you got

Justin Hale: cone things, just a lot of

Tyram: it. All right.

Justin Hale: razledazzle. All right, and then I'm going to sneak my way

Tyram: All right. While Bru's doing that, is anybody else up to

Luke Neverisky: Is there any uh like information like

Tyram: anything? Oh, absolutely.

Justin Hale: back.

Luke Neverisky: a guest services or something like that that I

Tyram: Yeah. Like, um, this is like a Disney World type of thing. Like, you have to pay out the

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Tyram: nose for it, but there's a lot of s***

Luke Neverisky: Cool. Okay.

Tyram: there.

Luke Neverisky: Um I would like to approach one of those

Tyram: All

Luke Neverisky: uh

Tyram: right. Hey, brother. What can we do for

Luke Neverisky: kiosks. Um uh hi brother. What is Wrestlemania and what is wrestling? I I don't know anything

Tyram: you? What? What? You don't know about

Luke Neverisky: about it.

Tyram: wrestling?

Luke Neverisky: No, my friends are pretty into it and I'm just a supportive person. I just want to I'm happy they're happy, but maybe you could, you know, make me somewhat informational so I don't look completely

Tyram: All right. Um, do you want this to be in character or you just want him to sit down and explain wrestling to you? Okay. All right.

Luke Neverisky: clueless. That's fine.

Tyram: But yeah, he like tells you this whole story about how like faces are good guys, heels are bad guys. Um, it's not just about like the the mechanics of the match. It's also about like the the story and the drama. And it's basically redneck

Luke Neverisky: Um, okay. Basically redneck

Ellis Taylor: Does Liliana come to that conclusion or does he called it redneck

Tyram: anime. You probably want to call it redneck anime, but

Luke Neverisky: anime.

Tyram: um that's the best way I can describe it, so we'll just stick with that.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Interesting. That all sounds very uh very brutal. I mean, people are fighting each other for

Ellis Taylor: anime?

Tyram: Not for fun, for honor, for

Luke Neverisky: fun.

Tyram: pride, for the sake of their friends and family and for

Luke Neverisky: We interesting. Okay. And for belt, I do like a good

Tyram: belts. Like he gestures towards like one of the pictures of like one of the championship

Luke Neverisky: belt.

Tyram: belts like these are the finest belts of it you'll ever see.

Luke Neverisky: Okay. Oh jeez, those are

Ellis Taylor: I f through a belt

Tyram: They're very large belts.

Luke Neverisky: large

Tyram: Yes. No, they got a they got a clasp in the

Ellis Taylor: loop.

Tyram: back. They're they go over the pants, not through the belt loops.

Luke Neverisky: belts.

Ellis Taylor: So, is it a belt? It doesn't work. It's a

Tyram: Now, weirdly enough,

Luke Neverisky: Interesting.

Ellis Taylor: belt. Sounds more like a piece of

Tyram: a lot of times people wear them over their shoulder. It's like, you know, I guess I can't argue

Ellis Taylor: jewelry. Boys are just blinging yourselves

Tyram: that they usually are like dazzled with like fine gems and things like

Ellis Taylor: out. You don't need to safeguard your

Tyram: that. Oh, Gary's belt is like the unified

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Okay. And

Tyram: championship. So, it actually has gemstones for each of the different uh species champions that he's uh he's

Luke Neverisky: it

Ellis Taylor: m

Tyram: acquired.

Luke Neverisky: is. And Gary's gonna this Gary fellow. He's going to be Raflin. Did I say

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: right? Raflin

Tyram: Um, a lot of the best wrestlers in the world are going to compete for the opportunity to be Gary's final opponent tonight. But in our fantasy setting where I guess there's clerics and stuff, it'll all happen tonight instead of over

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Luke Neverisky: tonight.

Tyram: the course of several

Luke Neverisky: Right. Fantasy magic. Of course. Of

Tyram: weeks. Oh, sorry. Broken the fourth wall there.

Luke Neverisky: course. Um. Um, cool. All right. Well, thank you for thanks for the help

Ellis Taylor: Oops.

Luke Neverisky: and uh this is this is great. I'm uh I guess we'll see how this all plays out. Thanks. And nice nice builds you got up

Tyram: Um, You're

Luke Neverisky: there. Um, all right. I think that's it for what she

Ellis Taylor: Uh, I want to do a history check

Luke Neverisky: wanted to

Ellis Taylor: to see how much Olivia through her 300 years of life knows about wrestling because I have an

Tyram: welcome. Um, yeah, go

Luke Neverisky: do.

Ellis Taylor: idea. Crit failed for a

Tyram: ahead.

Ellis Taylor: two.

Tyram: You know, I think that since you're a dwarf and Gary's a dwarf, that probably gives you advantage since Gary is like perhaps the most famous and beloved

Ellis Taylor: Okay, that uped to a

Tyram: dwarf on the planet. Okay. Yeah. All right. In that case, um you I don't you how

Ellis Taylor: 17.

Tyram: interested you've been in wrestling is up for debate, but it was hard to miss like just what a cultural icon Gary has become.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: Like especially growing up in High Forge, that's a Gary's home country and everything. So like it's a big source of like dwarven pride that Gary's been

Ellis Taylor: All right. I'm gonna say that she's like

Tyram: reigning this

Ellis Taylor: how like more kind of like how I feel about football. It's been around my whole life. I know more than I want to know about it, but I could not care

Tyram: long. That sounds completely fair.

Ellis Taylor: less.

Tyram: Sure. All right. And I guess that leaves uh if uh Elizabeth wants to be doing

Ali Leonard: I think she's probably been before because racing is very

Tyram: anything.

Ali Leonard: niche. It's like there's overlap in the niche

Tyram: Yeah. Like the the vin diagram overlap of racing fans and wrestling fans is probably, you know,

Ali Leonard: sports. Yeah. I don't think this is her first time at

Ellis Taylor: I give it like an 80 90% overlap at that

Tyram: significant. Oh, well, here's a fair question. Has El Smith ever done a celebrity match

Ellis Taylor: diagram.

Tyram: at WrestleMania?

Ali Leonard: Razlemania. No. No, I wouldn't think so. I think she'd just be one of those that's like she

Ellis Taylor: Oo, is

Tyram: Okay, get the camera pan in the audience.

Ali Leonard: actually wouldn't be. I was gonna say she'd be like Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: this going to be her? Oh, sorry. Finish. I

Ali Leonard: He's

Ellis Taylor: just had

Ali Leonard: like there's they always pan to like people that

Luke Neverisky: to

Tyram: Maybe

Ali Leonard: no one knows and then like Moly Kulkin it's it's

Ellis Taylor: so

Ali Leonard: like it's like YouTuber YouTuber Instagrammer influencer Moly Kulkin Freddy Prince

Ellis Taylor: I wonder if

Tyram: Oh man. Okay. So,

Luke Neverisky: step

Ellis Taylor: Elbe is

Tyram: yeah, that being the case, then I guess you're probably not as like wideeyed as the rest of the crew,

Ali Leonard: Jr.

Ellis Taylor: showing

Tyram: but you up to anything in

Ali Leonard: She's probably looking to see what

Ellis Taylor: you here. Were you looking for mama?

Ali Leonard: the new merch drop is,

Ellis Taylor: Come

Tyram: particular?

Ali Leonard: like if there is any Sydney

Ellis Taylor: here. I'm going to

Ali Leonard: TE's, if any of her wrestler friends are

Ellis Taylor: ask You did find

Tyram: Okay. Um, if you're in the merch area, you'll probably bump into Silus a few times. He's like making like detailed sketches, all like the shirts and like the belts and everything and you just

Ali Leonard: around.

Ellis Taylor: out.

Tyram: see like uh like uh counterfeit designs written on the top of the

Ellis Taylor: That's all.

Tyram: page.

Ali Leonard: I'm like looking I'm like I can probably get you

Tyram: But then how would I

Ali Leonard: in contact with their

Tyram: sell these to people outside who want to buy my counterfeit

Ali Leonard: designers. Oh, you

Tyram: and

Ali Leonard: want to sell these? I thought you were getting ideas for

Tyram: stuff?

Ali Leonard: Liliana. like what to sell

Tyram: No. Oh, you're right. I could sell this merch in really honest con. Well, would people showing up wear like hair hippie dippy things be wanting like wrestling

Ali Leonard: at. Well,

Tyram: shirts?

Ali Leonard: no, I mean like take the ideas of what they're selling and put

Tyram: Oh s***,

Ali Leonard: Liliana on

Tyram: Ellsworth, you're growing into a real scam artist here. I'm so proud of

Ali Leonard: it. Also, I've been thinking and I have a great idea for a merch opportunity for Liliana. I know you're very aware of the K-pop scene. Um, you know how at every K-pop they have a new

Luke Neverisky: Of

Ellis Taylor: Uh-huh.

Tyram: you. Oh, like a single tier materializes in Silus's tier. and just like rolls down his

Ali Leonard: wand?

Ellis Taylor: What?

Tyram: face. He has never been this proud of a team member as he is

Luke Neverisky: course.

Tyram: of Ellith right

Luke Neverisky: Uh,

Tyram: now. Did you see K-pop Demon

Ali Leonard: Yes. Yeah. So, at K-pop

Luke Neverisky: a wine. Does that

Ellis Taylor: It's a phenomenal

Tyram: Hunter? You should watch it. It's good. But

Ali Leonard: shows bad. Watch

Tyram: um like a lot of the people in there had like these little like uh

Ali Leonard: it. Like, you're bad. You need to watch

Ellis Taylor: movie.

Tyram: like almost like u

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: Like did you ever go to like the circus or something

Tyram: spirit stick. Hold up.

Ali Leonard: You know, like bubble ones at Disney. Yeah, like

Ellis Taylor: and like or like you buy like the light up thing and you hold it in the crowd and

Ali Leonard: Dollywood. Like I'll just Yeah, I'll just put a picture of

Luke Neverisky: hurt?

Ellis Taylor: wave. Yeah. Okay. So, I had a

Tyram: Yeah, it's like an

Ali Leonard: it in the chat kind of. But

Luke Neverisky: Oh, it's like a page

Ellis Taylor: thought earlier when I had a thought earlier when Ally

Tyram: officially branded glow stick.

Ali Leonard: it's got a star on

Luke Neverisky: basically. Okay,

Ellis Taylor: was talking about like wrestling and they panning to like uh

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: YouTubers and McColie Kulkin in the crowd. Like what if Ellsworth's

Tyram: Sure.

Ellis Taylor: showing up on the stage, it gets taken as like the Ned Fulmer attempted comeback when he did wrestling. Do you guys know what I'm talking

Luke Neverisky: gotcha.

Ellis Taylor: about? No. The fourth try guy

Tyram: I actually

Ellis Taylor: who got like ousted for in

Ali Leonard: You think

Ellis Taylor: like No. Well, he we went on wrestling to try

Ali Leonard: I'm going to pull a Ned

Ellis Taylor: and like have a comeback. I know that that's that was

Luke Neverisky: Person

Ellis Taylor: immediately my thought. No, you

Tyram: don't

Ali Leonard: Fulmer? Yeah, but I didn't cheat on my

Ellis Taylor: didn't. Very. You didn't cheat on your wife. Very publicly with your

Ali Leonard: wife very publicly.

Ellis Taylor: employee and then get fired and the internet

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: over.

Ellis Taylor: broke. I can't believe you didn't know about that,

Tyram: Sorry. Oh,

Ali Leonard: Yeah. And then he came back with a podcast and then the first episode was him talking

Ellis Taylor: Taylor. Yes, it was

Ali Leonard: to his wife and she just ragged on him the whole

Ellis Taylor: glorious.

Tyram: well. Good for

Ali Leonard: time. Like the whole podcast is supposed to be like,

Tyram: her.

Ali Leonard: "What did I do wrong?" Like, "Do we all do stuff wrong?" And then she was just like, "You're

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. She's like, "No, I don't forgive

Ali Leonard: f****** idiot.

Ellis Taylor: you." It was amazing. And then he he's done an interview recently where he said that he was surprised he was fired. Like, what do you mean you were

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: surprised? Also,

Ali Leonard: you were the married guy. That was your

Ellis Taylor: it was your

Ali Leonard: thing.

Ellis Taylor: employee. He was an he's an owner of the company of like the

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Also named Alexander. No

Ellis Taylor: Try Guys was

Ali Leonard: relation. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: was now

Ali Leonard: Was

Justin Hale: was

Luke Neverisky: What

Ellis Taylor: he's great podcast

Justin Hale: again.

Luke Neverisky: test? All I

Tyram: Oh man. Okay. But um yeah, it sounds like uh you guys are all up to your various

Luke Neverisky: got

Ellis Taylor: content.

Tyram: uh educational experiences slash uh uh thieving um exploits. So, um yeah, at this point, um you guys get like uh the the bell chimes and you guys kind of all get called over to uh start the the match is starting. Time to get to your suits and enjoy the show. Sorry, but one not suites, one suite. Iro has like this like cool like uh skybox suite that he'll be able to like you guys will be able to watch the match

Luke Neverisky: Three. Dang.

Tyram: from. So, um, as you guys head in, there is

Luke Neverisky: Cool.

Tyram: this huge rockus crowd. Like all these people are going completely crazy. Um, like people are like smashing beach balls around through the crowd. Um, Mad Goon is here. They're like playing all the music live as it

Ellis Taylor: Cool. Mad goo.

Tyram: goes

Justin Hale: Man,

Luke Neverisky: That

Ellis Taylor: there. I

Tyram: through. Well, if I remember correctly, Gary's entrance music is Mad Goo. So,

Ali Leonard: They're

Ellis Taylor: mean

Tyram: like they showed up for Gary's retirement match to make it a little extra special.

Justin Hale: goons. Do we Oh, right. They're warforce. Never

Ellis Taylor: a

Tyram: All right.

Ali Leonard: robots. Yeah. I was like, they're

Justin Hale: mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're

Luke Neverisky: dude.

Tyram: What? Oh, yeah. Mad Goon is um effectively immortal. So,

Ali Leonard: rabbits.

Justin Hale: ribbits.

Tyram: yeah.

Justin Hale: All right. All

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Good.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: Um and in the middle of the ring right now, we have a bunch of wrestlers doing like a Royal Rumble style match. Like it is there's like a there's like a dozen of them in there all at once. And um you eliminate your opponents by like knocking them over the top rope so their feet touch the ground

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: outside the ring. And uh yeah, the winner of this match, this is the opening, this is

Luke Neverisky: Right.

Tyram: the uh the opening match. And the winner will face Gary in the main

Ellis Taylor: What? What kind of match is

Tyram: event later for his retirement

Ellis Taylor: this? That means

Tyram: match. It's like a Royal Rumble match. I don't know. I don't know if there's a name for it besides that. Valley might know, but

Ali Leonard: um Royal Rumble is

Ellis Taylor: what?

Tyram: um

Ali Leonard: for WWE, but the gaunt um gauntlet is for AW. But it's like so a match starts with two people in the ring and then about every it depends but usually 30 seconds to a minute somebody else comes

Tyram: yeah.

Ali Leonard: out like one at a time they run down the ramp and join. And for Royal Rumble you have to eliminate people by getting them over the top rope and their feet have to touch the ground. And then there's the last two people. Then you know it's basically

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Okay. How many people can be in there? Is

Ali Leonard: the last person

Ellis Taylor: there no rules? It could be different every time.

Tyram: There's up to theoretically up to 30 people

Ali Leonard: standing.

Tyram: could be in there, but it's very rare for people to last long enough to be

Ali Leonard: Well,

Tyram: there for the last

Ali Leonard: yeah. Yeah. Usually if you're

Tyram: person. Yeah,

Ali Leonard: first, you're not there at the

Tyram: but let's just say that like we're down to the like the the end stages of the

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Ali Leonard: end.

Tyram: match. We've got uh Byzantine Reigns and CMR Rebel and Seth Flipping Ballins and just all these like high-profile wrestlers in there. Um, that one was for Ally, not for the rest of you. But,

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: um, but, um, oh, and also, sorry, um, Gary himself is, um, he has the really exactly on the opposite side of the arena as you guys, he has his own like, uh, throne that has been placed near the top of the arena. And like, um, he's just kind of watching over the match. Uh, he's got his belt on. He's just kind of like, "Good wrestling." And um but as we reach the closing stages of this match, it looks like almost anything could be happening. But then suddenly, even though there shouldn't be any more entrance, some music hits. Let me see. Suddenly, geysers of fire start shooting around the entrance ramp. Pentagrams start appearing all around the ring. And then, suddenly, emerging from the entrance, a band of demons arrives. I am complete. There's five of Yes, you are f*** s*** out the block. Now them. We see uh standing in front there I'm completed my cock. You will suck. is this skinny little guy covered in his like mucus like goop. This world will be mine. And your first in line. You brought There's this tiny little guy with like a bow tie and big sunglasses. me the picture and now you shall both die. There's two women rather scantily clad, wearing like Wait, wait, Caspianesque like outfits wait. You m***********. We and standing in the back there's this massive m*********** challenge you to a um wearing like you know basically like SNM leather rocker. Give us one all over and like he stands up and he's chance to rock your saw. like Smalls. I guess that's enough f***. intro. All right, I like f***. f***. that part. But um all right so be the boss continues playing in the background until um one

Justin Hale: I

Tyram: de this one demon points to Gary's like you made fools of us demon kind for years but our

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: revenge comes no and more

Ellis Taylor: Heat.

Tyram: gout of fire appears and suddenly a um pentagram appears underneath Gary's

Justin Hale: Good.

Tyram: throne simultaneously surrounding the entire ring as well. All the wrestlers in the ring uh are encircled with demonic flaming chains and are pulled away to the side to the top of the arena where they're kept immobilized and on display. Um and for that matter actually uh Iro in the box with Diw is like what the demons Alar has returned. But then like he gets wrapped up in chains as well and drugged off to the side and Gary's uh throne actually launches into the sky like a bunch of rockets appear underneath it propelled by hell flame and he gets uh shot up into uh basically up into orbit. He continues to go higher higher and higher above the cloud barrier until he is no longer seen.

Luke Neverisky: Is this rrestling? Is this part of Is this

Ali Leonard: because I don't think this is

Justin Hale: me.

Luke Neverisky: normal?

Tyram: No, Gary's miked up. So, as soon as this happens, he's like, "Oh, shoot." But then, like, he just gets like launched up into his

Ali Leonard: normal. Yeah,

Tyram: face.

Ali Leonard: that doesn't seem scripted. Part of it. That doesn't seem

Tyram: Uh, Iro's still in there with you. It's like, "No, these are old

Ali Leonard: part of it. Wrestling isn't scripted.

Justin Hale: I

Tyram: nemesis of Garry's. He humiliated them in the ring for years

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Tyram: and years. They must be here for revenge."

Luke Neverisky: heat.

Tyram: and he's trying to break three of his chains, but he can't seem to manage it. Um the demons make their way into the middle of the ring and um their leader, apparently his name is Belazar, um he stands up and he's like, "Music. All right, you sering buffoons. You came here to celebrate your hero, but instead we will destroy his legacy once and for all. We, the demon squad, shall reign in the world of wrestling. And there's not a damn thing anyone in this arena can do about

Ali Leonard: What city

Tyram: it. Greatort. You guys are like kind of like in a big arena

Ali Leonard: are we

Tyram: off the that's kind of built out in the bay.

Ali Leonard: in? He needs to say something

Ellis Taylor: local

Tyram: Actually, my

Ali Leonard: about how stupid people from Grey Word are.

Ellis Taylor: jokes.

Tyram: greatest regret is that I have to be here in this whole city of graveort city of false

Ali Leonard: Ray

Tyram: idols and hasbins.

Ali Leonard: p***. They always say something

Tyram: Oh, you won a war 250 years ago. Big

Ali Leonard: s***** about the

Tyram: f****** deal.

Ali Leonard: town. Your basketball team

Tyram: It does.

Luke Neverisky: your local sports

Tyram: What would Gray Forge's basketball team be

Ali Leonard: sucks.

Tyram: called? Let's not worry about it. Okay. Sorry.

Ali Leonard: Something about the wolves or

Luke Neverisky: team.

Tyram: What? Oh, yeah. I guess they would be

Ali Leonard: something. Something about the wolves or

Luke Neverisky: Oh.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that makes

Tyram: like uh Yeah, probably after Steve. That makes

Justin Hale: The Grand Port

Ali Leonard: something. Steve canonically loved Wolves or Steve

Luke Neverisky: have a

Ellis Taylor: sense.

Tyram: sense. Maybe the Grey Wolves.

Ali Leonard: loved

Justin Hale: Greyhounds. There we

Luke Neverisky: green.

Tyram: Okay. Okay. But anyway,

Ali Leonard: basketball.

Justin Hale: go.

Tyram: um but as he's standing in the arena making his boast, suddenly another entrance music

Ali Leonard: Double entrance.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. That's normal. I'm so confused. I thought I understood

Tyram: hits. All right, hold on. So, um, as they're about, as they're like, uh, kind of gesturing towards the crowd, all of a sudden, um, a shaft of golden light fires down from Eldora's moon and, uh,

Luke Neverisky: rrestling.

Tyram: lands on the top of the entrance ramp and, uh, this starts

Ali Leonard: No.

Tyram: playing. Five figures appear within the shaft of light. There's golden sparkles going everywhere. And Glorious. No, I won't give in. I will five knights of Eldora give in till I'm victorious. And I will appear. Each of them seems like really trimmed and proper, like they have their hair cut defend. I will in a very specific like very douchy way. defend. Um, standing in the front there's a um nerdy looking fellow with a bunch with a couple of spectacles on. There's a big Glorious. No, I will give. I buff looking woman with a hammer. There's a there's a pair of will give till I'm victorious. And I will twins um with like their hair parted to the opposite side. Um be I will be and I'll and then standing in the back there's this big like douchy looking be in. I won't guy with like a headband with a lot of Elora's like mylesence crystals give until the end until the embedded in it. He's got like that like He-Man looking hair from the It looks like a end. real perf. But um Well, demons, you think you can hijack this Wrestlemania? Not while the paladins of Eldora are on site. We make it our mission to defeat demons such as yourself. All for the glory of the one true god, Eldora. and we shall gladly take

Ali Leonard: one. True

Tyram: up this challenge and defeat you. It will be of great boon to us. Not only do we get to kill demons, but we get to spread the fame and glory of our mistress as

Ali Leonard: bad.

Ellis Taylor: Wow, this is a

Tyram: well. And

Ali Leonard: I turn to the group and I'm like, "Oh, two heal groups. Am I right? This is so strange." And you guys are like, "I don't know what the f*** is going

Luke Neverisky: I know,

Ellis Taylor: bunch.

Tyram: uh I think they're supposed to be faces.

Ali Leonard: on." Yeah, I know. But

Tyram: Aldor does. Oh s***. This is going to be great

Ali Leonard: Eldora sucks, so I'm just making a

Tyram: for Eldora if they

Ali Leonard: joke. Yeah, that would be that would be bad for us.

Luke Neverisky: right?

Ellis Taylor: Oh no. Do we need to go in as like the moon squad or

Tyram: win. Wait.

Ali Leonard: No, I was

Ellis Taylor: something? The moon

Tyram: Um, quick someone hand me a microphone, says

Ali Leonard: really I was really hoping to

Ellis Taylor: sailors.

Tyram: Iro.

Ali Leonard: relax. Does anybody have a

Tyram: We have like two artificers. Neither of you has a

Ali Leonard: microphone? I don't like to be heard or

Ellis Taylor: I just want to

Ali Leonard: seen.

Justin Hale: I I might have a backup microphone from like uh Ellisana days

Ellis Taylor: race.

Tyram: microphone. Okay. Sure. So, whatever. One of you has a microphone.

Justin Hale: or Thanks.

Luke Neverisky: That's true. You were in the

Tyram: Um, so like Iro like put it up to my mouth quick.

Ellis Taylor: Can we put on the Sailor Moon

Tyram: Maybe. Oh, you guys can decide what your theme is. Um, but

Luke Neverisky: room. Damn

Tyram: um I was like, "Hold on. If anyone

Ali Leonard: Um,

Tyram: is here to defend the honor of Gary, it shall be

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: me." And he looks over at you guys. Sorry. And my squad.

Ali Leonard: I was really hoping to just relax

Ellis Taylor: Amazing.

Tyram: it.

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Luke Neverisky: I'm not really a

Ellis Taylor: Oh god, it doesn't have to be wrestling.

Tyram: Damn it, guys. It has to be you. Well, come on, guys. If you guys let this go, then either demons ruin my brother's retirement celebration, probably kill him,

Ali Leonard: today.

Tyram: or the Knights of Eldora basically bury any chance you

Luke Neverisky: fighter.

Ellis Taylor: I know for

Tyram: have of reviving Luna's

Ali Leonard: That's a good

Ellis Taylor: Luna

Tyram: name. Yes, I

Ali Leonard: reason. That's a good

Luke Neverisky: That's a good

Tyram: I this is a well thoughtout adventure hook, if I do say so

Ellis Taylor: for

Ali Leonard: reason. One second. One second. And then I huddle us. I do. Are we going to r Do we don't even know how

Luke Neverisky: reason.

Tyram: myself. Uh Ru

Ali Leonard: to Are we going to

Luke Neverisky: I can't wrestle, but I can

Tyram: and I actually have done some wrestling before.

Ali Leonard: rrestle? You've done some rrestling. What?

Tyram: Yeah, we did Lucha

Ali Leonard: Brew, are you down to rrestle? Oh, well then you guys are I guess in

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I mean, I know more than I wish I knew.

Justin Hale: Yeah. I pull my mask

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Ali Leonard: Libya. Okay, I guess I guess we'll

Ellis Taylor: in.

Ali Leonard: kind of just carry you and just show you the

Justin Hale: off.

Ellis Taylor: You got it, Lily. You can be like our beautiful cheerleader in the corner

Tyram: Underground.

Ali Leonard: ropes, literally because of the

Luke Neverisky: Perfect.

Ellis Taylor: and just keep us

Ali Leonard: ring. Yeah, just boost

Luke Neverisky: I'll just work the crowd.

Ellis Taylor: motivated.

Ali Leonard: us. Make sure there's no shenanigans happening. There's always shenanigans happening around the

Luke Neverisky: Maybe do what

Ali Leonard: ring. Okay, well, one, two, three, break. Yeah,

Justin Hale: It's

Ellis Taylor: Exactly,

Tyram: Okay, good, good, good. Okay. So,

Ali Leonard: I guess we'll do

Luke Neverisky: I

Ellis Taylor: Luna.

Tyram: um

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: good.

Tyram: you I declare faction war between the demon squad, the paladins at

Luke Neverisky: Great.

Tyram: Aldora, and Taco

Ali Leonard: That means there's two heels and one baby face. And we're the baby face. So,

Tyram: Cat. The crowd doesn't know what to make of

Ali Leonard: think on that

Tyram: this. Normally, factions are either uniform, baby face, or heel.

Ali Leonard: crowd.

Tyram: But

Ali Leonard: I'm saying the Eldorans are bad to think

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Tyram: um what? Okay.

Ali Leonard: on

Tyram: Okay. So, the two announcers who have been calling the match at this point are like, "My, what a crazy turn of events." Stills. That's right, Mark. It looks like we're going to have an unexpected bit of

Luke Neverisky: you

Tyram: faction warfare. Now, we just need to wait for Taco

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: Cat to make their way down to the ring, and we'll explain the format.

Ali Leonard: You already have a format.

Tyram: I mean, with wrestling's

Ali Leonard: You I knew this was going to

Tyram: existed for thousands and thousands of years. Yeah, we have rules for

Ali Leonard: happen. Mark,

Ellis Taylor: It's total

Ali Leonard: you predicted that we were going to come

Ellis Taylor: improv.

Tyram: this. We didn't know this is all that. We're just We're just really good at

Ali Leonard: down. Mark, I'm blaming you. I'm not

Tyram: improvising. Oh, real mature.

Ali Leonard: sending you a Christmas card this

Luke Neverisky: Um, Mark, I I'll send you a Christmas

Tyram: Ellmith, thank you whoever you

Ali Leonard: year. God damn it.

Luke Neverisky: card.

Ali Leonard: How's he going to

Tyram: are. Okay. All right. So,

Luke Neverisky: We don't Christmas cards. This is not the

Tyram: you guys make your way down. Um, you

Ali Leonard: learn winter solstice

Luke Neverisky: way. That's

Tyram: guys need to take a few minutes to assemble your

Ali Leonard: cards?

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: costumes and you need to let the announcers know what you want your

Luke Neverisky: right.

Tyram: wrestling personas to be.

Ellis Taylor: Where's my sticky

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I got

Ellis Taylor: note? There it

Tyram: Um, Silas's old wrestling name was um, let's see, Sanchez Fuego and Brew,

Ali Leonard: mine.

Tyram: you're the

Justin Hale: The

Ellis Taylor: is.

Tyram: Bruchador. Weirdly enough, um they already

Justin Hale: virtor indeed.

Tyram: have um like copies of Silus and uh Brew's old wrestling gear um just, you know, in the trunk somewhere. Yeah, there's a whole Lucha

Ali Leonard: in the museum.

Tyram: Underground section and it talked about like the most controversial wrestlers of the last uh five

Ali Leonard: Just

Tyram: years. Took cheating to new levels even by heel standards. All right. So, uh, what's everybody else got going

Luke Neverisky: Um, can Can I um so if they're getting their outfits and things like that and I'm working the crowd, can I um can I get to like the ring

Tyram: on? Um, yeah. And actually, now

Ali Leonard: Wow.

Tyram: that you mentioned that, um, it looks like both of these factions have their own crowd

Ali Leonard: You don't want to come out?

Tyram: worker. Um, stepping up to the ring with like bullhorns. Um, there's the scrawny looking demon with the bow tie and like the big like oversized sunglasses. He's all

Luke Neverisky: area?

Tyram: like the nine circles of hell will seem like a petty comfort compared to what we're going to do to you pansy

Ali Leonard: That's not

Justin Hale: Oh,

Ali Leonard: PC, bro.

Justin Hale: well.

Luke Neverisky: Um, can I um Hey, you with the mic.

Tyram: boys. The

Ali Leonard: See?

Luke Neverisky: Can I just use the mic? I just want to really talk up your demon folks a little

Tyram: guys at the uh announcer table throw you your own uh

Luke Neverisky: bit. Oh,

Tyram: megaphone. We were ready for

Luke Neverisky: just like that. Oh, okay. Great. Um, all right. Um, I'm going to turn on my microphone, megaphone, whatever. And, uh, hey, demon

Tyram: this. The one with the megaphone's name is Casius. And

Luke Neverisky: people. Cashes.

Tyram: the Aldora guy with a megaphone is named

Luke Neverisky: Cashes. All right. Cashes. Yeah, you cashes. Cashes.

Tyram: Fogberry. What do you want, little

Luke Neverisky: I hear I hear hell is and

Tyram: girl?

Luke Neverisky: a single tear drops down Lana's eyes as she throws the insult of I hear your gods are

Ellis Taylor: Oh, good.

Tyram: only uh

Ellis Taylor: Oh, honey. Is that No. Cutting words.

Tyram: persuasion or performance, whichever

Ellis Taylor: You're casting cutting words,

Tyram: one. Oh, sure.

Luke Neverisky: lame. I don't have

Tyram: Yeah. I think uh performance is like your really good one,

Luke Neverisky: that. Uh 23.

Tyram: right? Okay. Um

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that was

Ellis Taylor: right?

Tyram: the crowd is like sucking hell.

Luke Neverisky: 23.

Tyram: Oh, f*** Mary jumps in and he's all like, "Yes,

Luke Neverisky: Um yeah,

Tyram: that's right. The gods of hell do suck and soon they shall be

Luke Neverisky: Luna.

Tyram: vanquished by the glorious Eldora. As will you, Raga

Ellis Taylor: I got

Tyram: Muffins. That's

Luke Neverisky: Well, I also hear Aldora is also not so great either. You know, like it takes one to

Tyram: right.

Luke Neverisky: no one. Am I right? With lame

Tyram: Okay. So, you're just laying on the sick

Ellis Taylor: muffins. Olivia's going to reach over and be like, "Your mood's not real. helping out. Fake

Tyram: burns.

Luke Neverisky: gods. Yeah, he was fake mood. Fake man.

Ellis Taylor: moon. Fake

Tyram: Yeah, that's that's an interesting twist. Like in the world in the world

Ali Leonard: snaps. Come on. Come on. Get the chant

Ellis Taylor: moon. Fake moon. Fake

Tyram: where uh where wrestling is real, the moon is

Ali Leonard: started.

Tyram: fake.

Luke Neverisky: Um, know that this pains

Tyram: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: Liliana very much to talk smack, but she knows she has to do

Tyram: Well, you've managed to uh get the crowd kind of uh in Taco Cat's corner here, which might prove

Ellis Taylor: moon.

Tyram: advantageous. U all right, so let's have our wrestlers come out. What's our entrance and

Luke Neverisky: it.

Tyram: what's our names and everything like that? Oh, uh Justin or Styles and Brew coming out as a tag team or what?

Justin Hale: Um, yeah, I would say

Tyram: Okay. All right. So, I'm going to

Justin Hale: same business as

Tyram: go in the uh order that you guys are on my screen here. So, uh Justin,

Justin Hale: usual. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, we're doing

Tyram: first you guys are coming

Justin Hale: Um, so we're just entering the ring now. Is that what's happening?

Tyram: out. Um you guys are going to stand around the ring and then they're going to explain the uh the faction wars

Ali Leonard: So you have to come out to your entrance

Ellis Taylor: our and our and our

Tyram: format. Yeah. Yes. You should have your costumes

Ali Leonard: music.

Ellis Taylor: costumes.

Tyram: on now.

Justin Hale: Oh. Uh, okay. If we're a tag team, do we need to share our entrance

Tyram: Yeah.

Justin Hale: music? Okay. Did you have something in

Tyram: Yes.

Justin Hale: mind?

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Do you need a second to think about it?

Justin Hale: Um, uh, no. making sure I wasn't stepping on your as an audible uh because the first like bad guy music coming out was be elabub. I want to come out to do one down to

Ellis Taylor: D. Okay.

Tyram: Nope.

Justin Hale: Georgia.

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Tyram: All right. Um, here I can try to pull that up real quick. I would like the rest of you guys to pull

Ellis Taylor: I might have to send it

Tyram: up your own entrance

Ellis Taylor: to you. I'm not positive how to do that on an

Tyram: music.

Luke Neverisky: right.

Justin Hale: Um,

Ellis Taylor: iPad. Let me see if I can figure it out real quick. Twos

Tyram: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: There's a YouTube button. No, no,

Luke Neverisky: I like that you're cycling through the buttons and I just see your camera go off for a second then

Ellis Taylor: no.

Luke Neverisky: back on. She found the camera

Ellis Taylor: Really?

Tyram: Okay. Yeah, the violin music starts to hit

Luke Neverisky: button.

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Tyram: and then um as Styler come out though, there's actually a pretty negative reaction for the crowd. Wait a minute, that music. Oh god, The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to it can't be. God damn it, it's the steal. He was in a bind cuz he was way behind and he was willing to make door. And the crowd is just booing and booing and a deal when he came across this young man saw it on a fiddle and playing it hot. booing. Um, and they're just like, I can't believe And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what. the Brutador is showing up after what he did last time he was in the I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now, you play pretty good

Ali Leonard: That's Probably not good for

Tyram: ring. Brute, what the f***? What are they mad about? fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cuz He knows what he I think I'm better than you. The voice said, "My name's Johnny and it'd be did. But yeah, you guys come out. Not to the warmest of a sin, but I'll take your bet. You're going to regret cuz I'm the best it's ever receptions, but um yeah, I guess you guys are like Okay, been." Johnny rising up your bow and play your fiddle hard

Ali Leonard: us.

Tyram: so hey, while we're on the song, does anybody else think the devil plays way cuz hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals a card. And if

Ellis Taylor: I can't hear you at

Tyram: f****** better than Donnie you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of

Ellis Taylor: all. I

Tyram: gold. If you lose, the devil gets your

Ellis Taylor: think in general just needs to come down across the

Tyram: does? soul.

Luke Neverisky: If you just turn down the play the playback volume on YouTube, it

Ellis Taylor: board.

Tyram: Okay. All right. Sorry. Okay. But yeah, I think the devil plays

Luke Neverisky: should probably

Tyram: way better than Johnny does in that song. just like objectively much better.

Justin Hale: Yeah. I agree. I

Ellis Taylor: who I saw what's his name play

Tyram: Devil should have won that fiddle

Justin Hale: agree.

Ellis Taylor: that live. It was really

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: cool. Yeah. Yeah. He um he does it every year in Nashville for Christmas for kids and he like shreds the bow while he's doing it. So it's just like giant white

Justin Hale: Charlotte

Ellis Taylor: puff. It's really cool.

Tyram: contest.

Justin Hale: really didn't know that. That's

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Justin Hale: cool. So many things I find out after we move away.

Tyram: Martha, are you going to make it back for like a free puppy and money day that we have in Nashville every

Justin Hale: Shut the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Free kittens and bunnies and rabbits.

Tyram: year?

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. And puppies.

Tyram: Yeah. Well, yeah, of course. Okay. Anyway, so

Ellis Taylor: Also, it's bags of money

Tyram: yeah. Um, yeah, Bruce actually getting and Silus are

Ellis Taylor: either.

Tyram: getting booed pretty hard um as they come out because apparently they left a bad taste in people's mouth. Uh, Stills is commenting, "It took us weeks

Justin Hale: f******. Let's

Tyram: to clean all the brown out of the

Ali Leonard: this.

Justin Hale: Yeah, I'm pouring brown down the the runway as we go. Whatever you call

Tyram: ring." It's true. You are

Ali Leonard: Oh, now we're going to

Ellis Taylor: M.

Tyram: putting that in front of Elizabeth and Olivia here.

Justin Hale: that. I don't

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: All right, Olivia, what do you got

Justin Hale: care. Um, we al we also have Kevin in a puppet costume

Tyram: here?

Justin Hale: flapping his little puppet face and spraying the crowd with fart

Ellis Taylor: He's

Ali Leonard: slip. God damn it.

Justin Hale: spray.

Ellis Taylor: why Lily did so much good getting them on our

Tyram: Good. Yeah, I'd say that's

Ali Leonard: I

Ellis Taylor: side.

Tyram: pretty much nullified

Ali Leonard: know. We're gonna have to get him back. Olivia, we're

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: like they're just staring each other like what did we

Justin Hale: The fart spray doesn't

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: All

Justin Hale: stay. It subsides. It just stinks for a

Tyram: right. So, it looks like Taco Cat's first representation is the tag team from Lucha Underground, the

Ali Leonard: do?

Justin Hale: minute.

Tyram: Brutador, and Sanchez Fuego. Those assholes. And up next, we

Ellis Taylor: the matriarch. Yeah, that's a good name.

Tyram: have nice The

Ali Leonard: That's a good

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So you can her music it's it's like a what the girl the Beyonce song girls but it's a rock version of it. If you can play it doesn't matter. It's pretty

Tyram: matriarch.

Ali Leonard: one.

Ellis Taylor: cool. But her outfit is I sent it in the

Tyram: Okay. Did you share it

Ellis Taylor: chat. This chat the Google

Tyram: or Okay. What? Discord or

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Ellis Taylor: chat I put on Discord too. So,

Tyram: the Okay. I probably should have

Ellis Taylor: so Toeer

Tyram: listen. Not a

Ellis Taylor: can a

Tyram: bad idea. All right. So, let's see if I can get the sound balance a little bit better this

Justin Hale: Really?

Ellis Taylor: s***

Tyram: time. All right. So legitimately Olivia's uh kind of shreds by the sound of it so far.

Ellis Taylor: I can't hear it, Taylor.

Tyram: Um I haven't done it yet.

Ali Leonard: If you could

Tyram: Okay. Does that sound better? Um is

Ali Leonard: hear that would be bad.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah, that's better.

Tyram: that a better volume? Okay. While we're coming out then, what does Olivia's uh mute uh

Ellis Taylor: So, imagine her. She's in like

Tyram: costume look

Ellis Taylor: um a suit, but it's leather. And then

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: she has like a sheep skin draped over her shoulders. And then she's painted her face from her nose up black, but then has like a gold circle around her

Tyram: like? That sounds pretty f****** rad,

Ellis Taylor: head. Yeah, it's rad as hell. She's like

Tyram: honestly. Yeah. All down Girls, we run this

Ellis Taylor: the rat ass grandma you do want to follow into battle. She's like playing

Tyram: right. mother. We run this mother.

Ellis Taylor: off of like dwarven like historic like queens

Tyram: Girl, we run this

Ellis Taylor: and leaders and like um like chieftains with the kind of

Tyram: mother. We run this mother. Who run the

Ellis Taylor: like makeup and everything but like and the like old leather

Tyram: world? Who run the world? Girls, who run the world

Ellis Taylor: uh armor but modifying it.

Tyram: Hell girls? Who run the world girls? Who won the mother? yeah. So yeah, um the announcer's

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: like, "Oh wow, a refreshing change of pace from those bastardly luchadors. We have a pretty badass looking grandma making her in ring debut at Wrestlemania, believe it or not. And then finally, we have

Ali Leonard: Oh, then it's me. I was looking for a gift a gift of of mother from a um like Wayne's mom.

Tyram: answer.

Ali Leonard: But so really the only outfit that Olivia has or else has is her fight like fire suit from racing. So, she puts that and it has tassels on

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ali Leonard: it and like has like goggles or something. But she is going to come out to How do you I should just I should have been

Tyram: Um, there's like a little icon at the bottom that's like a looks like a laptop screen with an arrow in the middle of

Ali Leonard: painting. Got it. And then I click and then

Tyram: it.

Ali Leonard: I I click share. and she's going to be the speed racist come

Ellis Taylor: Speed

Ali Leonard: out to speed if it plays. I was going to start it later, but that's okay. It's the movie bird.

Ellis Taylor: racer.

Ali Leonard: And every time I see a speed racer

Tyram: Good. Good. Surprised they didn't make that their official song. Me

Ali Leonard: assist the

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: chorus.

Tyram: racist.

Ali Leonard: I mean, Cindy is cuz she's been

Ellis Taylor: And there are

Ali Leonard: to Wrestlemania

Ellis Taylor: maybe some fans or used to be fans of

Tyram: Yeah. Long time attendee at WrestleMania and first time making her way to the

Ali Leonard: before. I'm trying to get

Tyram: ring. Sorry,

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: yours.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'm trying to stop it. It's It wasn't the whole

Tyram: what? I haven't listen even started

Ali Leonard: time. It never

Tyram: yet. No, you're not

Ali Leonard: started. Mine said my screen said

Justin Hale: Awesome.

Ellis Taylor: Mm- I don't see anything.

Ali Leonard: presenting. I just stopped it. It was sharing for like a minute and a half. Well, I'll add it to the

Tyram: presenting. Okay. Well, sorry.

Ali Leonard: chat. Sorry about

Tyram: Nothing for it. All right. So, um, yeah, looks like Taco Cat

Ali Leonard: that. Yeah, mine said it

Tyram: is assembled by the

Ali Leonard: was sharing the whole

Tyram: ring. This faction warfare will be decided by three matches. We will have a tag team match, a ladder

Ali Leonard: time.

Tyram: match, and a hell in a cell. All right. So, for tag team, um you have to win by pinning your opponent. You each team sends two representatives. Um only one of them can be at the ring at the time. They have to go over and tag in their partner and uh the first person who tags either of any it'll be all three teams in at the same time. Um the

Justin Hale: Okay.

Tyram: first team to secure a pin will win the

Justin Hale: What's

Tyram: match. All right. For the ladder match, there will be a bunch of ladders situated outside the ring. And uh normally there'd be a belt suspended above the ring, but in this case, we're just going to have a uh like a uh a med like a medallion, I guess, like suspended above the ring. You have to bring a ladder into the ring, climb to the top, and grab the medallion. All while all your opponents are trying to stop you. You are allowed to hit other people with the ladders, but otherwise, you can't use any like outside

Ellis Taylor: How many people are in that one?

Tyram: weapons. It'll be three people, one from each team. Oh, here we go now, Ally. It's showing up now then at least. And then in Hell in a Cell, in a Hell in a Cell, it'll just be one

Ali Leonard: Hey, Closed

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Tyram: person from each team, but they This is an anything goes match. It means that you're allowed to use weapons. There's no disqualifications. Um, so like if outside interference happens, it doesn't end the match, and uh the first person to get a pin wins. All right, you guys need to decide who's going

Ali Leonard: it.

Luke Neverisky: Good to

Tyram: to do

Justin Hale: I feel like Silus

Tyram: what?

Justin Hale: and Brew would probably be the dirtiest

Luke Neverisky: know.

Tyram: Oh, for sure. Silus and Brew are 100%

Ellis Taylor: Feel like I'm the obvious choice for the Helen

Justin Hale: fighters.

Ellis Taylor: cell.

Tyram: heels. That probably would be where you want your overall best wrestler to go.

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: I know.

Tyram: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Just our closest to a tank.

Tyram: Based off of stats, Olivia is probably better at wrestling than the

Ali Leonard: Yeah, you're strong. You're definitely

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, but we

Tyram: others. And then um I guess

Ali Leonard: strongest. Yeah, for sure. So, I'll do

Tyram: that'll leave I guess that's Ellip for the latter match

Ellis Taylor: need three of us for the ladder

Tyram: then. Well, one person

Ali Leonard: letters. Makes

Ellis Taylor: match. Oh, I thought you meant three of us

Tyram: from each

Ali Leonard: sense. It's one from each team.

Ellis Taylor: total. Okay.

Tyram: team. Okay. So for for the team, each team will have two people in the tag match. Each team will have one person in the latter match and one person in the hell in a cell. All right. So, um All right. So, we are we doing Silus and Brew and

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: then um Elizabeth and then Olivia and uh each one of the uh the commentator ones is basically acting

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: as like sort of the manager role where you guys are like hyping up the crowd and everything. All right. So, um, and it is decided. First, we're going to have a tag team match. Um, managers, please introduce your fighters. All right. So, uh, Luke, you want to go third or do you want to go first or

Luke Neverisky: Uh,

Tyram: second? Okay, go for

Luke Neverisky: I'll go first.

Tyram: it.

Luke Neverisky: Um, all right. Um, gonna tap microphone. Is this on? Okay. Uh in we have uh team taco cat here with uh the loved brushador.

Ali Leonard: Liliana, bring

Luke Neverisky: Um and the uh no you

Ali Leonard: it. Bring it

Luke Neverisky: you love what

Ali Leonard: up. Positive. Hype them.

Luke Neverisky: you you love him. They are very good wrestlers. They do the

Tyram: No,

Justin Hale: Me and Kevin are flipping crowd

Luke Neverisky: wrestling and

Ali Leonard: Hype. They're cool now. They're

Luke Neverisky: um with us. We also have the M.

Tyram: Brew has already sent fart gas on all of

Ali Leonard: cool now.

Luke Neverisky: And then we also

Tyram: these

Justin Hale: off.

Luke Neverisky: the and the um uh speed racist. Um they're going to rrestle

Justin Hale: Is

Luke Neverisky: the heck out of y'all and you

Tyram: people. Oh, we're just doing silence and brew right

Luke Neverisky: don't even know it's going to come. Oh, then

Tyram: now.

Luke Neverisky: just brush a door. They rrestle the heck out of you.

Tyram: Okay. So, I guess

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Silus is uh Silus is definitely doing like the masked like lucha thing. Um he has like

Justin Hale: it?

Tyram: uh probably like the the wrestling like onesie where it's like uh like the uniard where it's like covering it's like covering from your thighs and there's like straps that go over your shoulders. And of course he has a

Luke Neverisky: Wrestling. Oh, sing

Tyram: cape. What's a bruchador look

Luke Neverisky: it.

Justin Hale: So the uh Brit costume is just like my working apron and that's pretty much it. So you just see

Tyram: like? Oh,

Justin Hale: like my butt whenever I'm from behind.

Tyram: it is just the apron.

Justin Hale: Uh and it's just the

Ellis Taylor: like the baby and spirited

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: a and then uh and then the luchador mask itself

Ellis Taylor: away.

Justin Hale: is uh like a normal luchador mask, but I've got like the welding goggles on. You know what I'm talking about? Like the darkened

Tyram: Yeah. Hell yeah.

Justin Hale: goggles. Yep. That's it.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Okay. So, Silus and Brew. Which Who wants to be in the ring first? Uh, Silus or Brew? One of

Justin Hale: Uh, probably. Well, I

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: you will be in the ring and the other one will be waiting on the corner to be tagged

Justin Hale: guess it doesn't. So, when Silus is in the ring, I'm gonna cheat. So, it's probably more climactic if if I go first

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Tyram: in. Okay, good. All right. So stepping into the ring by the brid dooror and then um Casius the demon steps in and it's like prepare to offer up your pitiful mortal souls to

Justin Hale: then

Tyram: the lied and seductive pairing of Lissa and Carmela. And the two uh sexy demon ladies step into the ring. Oh, they're like blowing kisses

Ellis Taylor: Silus better get advantage

Tyram: at like all the people in the

Ellis Taylor: because of Naomi on any seduction

Luke Neverisky: resistance

Tyram: crowd. That's Yeah, we'll we'll take that into account. Sure.

Luke Neverisky: to

Tyram: And then uh Fogberry walks up.

Ali Leonard: Who?

Ellis Taylor: roles.

Tyram: Um, your salvation is at hand. For you, ghouls and demon shall be defeated by Lester and Fester Chester, the pride of the Eltoran infantry

Ellis Taylor: That's three names,

Tyram: squad. Oh, well, they're

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that sounds

Justin Hale: one of

Tyram: twin brothers and the last name is Chester. It's Lester

Ali Leonard: okay.

Ellis Taylor: bro.

Tyram: Chester and Fester Chester.

Justin Hale: their but the guy's first name is

Tyram: Yes, that's a

Ali Leonard: Is he okay?

Justin Hale: Fester. All

Ellis Taylor: He seems like he's festering over

Ali Leonard: Is he mentally

Tyram: name. We don't have to take this sort of black from you,

Justin Hale: right.

Tyram: you smelly little

Ali Leonard: okay?

Justin Hale: I it doesn't sound like a name, but that all right. You do you,

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: there.

Ali Leonard: After the match starts, I do bring Liliana down and I'm like,

Luke Neverisky: Heat.

Ali Leonard: "Okay, so like for the next entrance, we really need to hype up the

Tyram: urchin.

Ali Leonard: crowd." And I like try and like explain like a little bit more

Justin Hale: man.

Luke Neverisky: a little bit more energy.

Ali Leonard: energy. And by a little bit, I mean like a lot. Like a lot of

Luke Neverisky: Is do

Ellis Taylor: Like maybe use some spells,

Ali Leonard: energy. Like try and get them on your side. Started

Luke Neverisky: I like

Ali Leonard: Follow me doing this thing. I'll start we'll start some

Luke Neverisky: what?

Ellis Taylor: sweetie.

Tyram: All right. So, uh, Silus, no, sorry, Brew in the ring first, and then we have, uh, Lissa and Lester standing in the ring as well. And the bell

Ali Leonard: chants.

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh, so I'm going to cast enlarge on

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Tyram: rings.

Justin Hale: myself.

Tyram: Okay. Um, you suddenly grow up to be a medium-sized

Ali Leonard: He's a big

Justin Hale: Yeah. And

Tyram: creature.

Ali Leonard: boy.

Justin Hale: then uh do I need No, I don't. Okay. I'm gonna have Puppet Kevin hover around and uh sneeze color spray on

Tyram: While you're doing that, uh, Silus is going to go over

Justin Hale: them.

Tyram: to the ref. I'll say the ref is like, uh, just like an old like, uh, elf, like they look like they're like a thousand years old. Like, yeah. Um but uh Silus is going to try to go over to the ref and be like, "Um, hey referee, I want you to keep a close eye on these tricky sea demons." You know, we're going to have try an honest fair fight here. Okay, so Silus is like going to try to roll a distraction

Ellis Taylor: Are we allowed to be ringside? Like are we are we allowed to be on the

Tyram: here. Um

Ellis Taylor: ground? Okay. I was just wondering if I could like be close enough

Tyram: theoretically, no. But like it's

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: that my auras help them at

Tyram: pretty He probably

Justin Hale: Oh, dang.

Ellis Taylor: all. Yeah.

Tyram: could like linger pretty close.

Ali Leonard: If the other teams are then we're gonna be

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, Silus rolls uh for a

Ali Leonard: out.

Tyram: distraction and uh I'm going to consider this deception. So, he gets like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: a 17. So, he buys you a moment um where you can try to get that color spray off. Okay. Let's go ahead and uh Who are you aiming at? Uh Lester or you aiming at uh

Justin Hale: Nothing. I'm g try to hit both because it's a 15 foot

Tyram: Lissa? Okay. Okay. All right. Um, okay. So, what kind of save is that?

Justin Hale: cone. Con save. They got to beat a

Tyram: Lester fails and Lissa

Justin Hale: 16. Okay. Um, if Lester fails, I'm gonna try and knock him uh I'm gonna knock him

Tyram: succeeds. All right, so Lester goes back staggering.

Justin Hale: uneven towards the ropes.

Tyram: Oh, we got an early colorful snot bullet going right at Lester's face. It looks like he's staggered. Um Lissa is going to try to run up to you and deliver a drop kick on you real quick. Um I guess they'll just try to hit your AC here. Uh oh yeah, they'll hit. Um they come up and they just give they like uh jump up into the air and hit you square in the chest with uh their two boots uh kicking right into you. You also stagger back towards the ropes. Well, give me a con save. See how staggered you really

Justin Hale: Okay.

Tyram: are. Okay. Yeah. Um, you

Justin Hale: Uh oh, that's pretty good.

Tyram: get rocked. It's not a no cell on your part, but like you uh don't like get knocked prone. You just kind of get like pushed back towards the ropes for a little bit, but you're able to recover well

Justin Hale: 19.

Tyram: enough. All right. What would you like to

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh so if

Tyram: do?

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Justin Hale: I'm getting knocked back, I'm going to use that momentum to like kind of go to the ground and like try and leg sweep uh the blinded

Tyram: Oh, sick.

Justin Hale: one.

Tyram: Okay. All right. Um, go ahead and do that. Um, I guess he'll make a deck save with disadvantage. Um, and we'll just use your spell DC for this, I guess. So, he is blind. Okay. Yeah. Um, he does not roll well enough. He managed to sweep his legs. He uh falls prone to the mat.

Justin Hale: Okay. All right.

Tyram: Get

Justin Hale: And then I need to What do I need to do to win? I just need to

Tyram: him. Yeah. Like at least on the map

Justin Hale: uh need a pen.

Tyram: you can make a pen attempt.

Justin Hale: Okay. Uh, so I'm gonna try and pin and I'm gonna send Kevin

Ellis Taylor: Ben.

Tyram: Yeah. All

Justin Hale: uh at the other one's

Tyram: right. Um, as you go for a pin attempt here, weirdly enough, even though it looks like Lester is like completely discombobulated, he suddenly starts sliding across the mat.

Justin Hale: face.

Tyram: Um, looks like it's not he doesn't seem to be like crawling or even using his arms and legs. He just seems to be propelled back to his corner where his partner is. And um, give me a What's your You have really good passive perception, I remember,

Justin Hale: 25.

Tyram: right? Yeah. You notice um on these guys on their wrestling gear, they have a bunch of those like violescence crystals that the uh Eldora Knights all have on their armor. Um they glow as he seems to move like

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: this. You also see on uh Fester's uniform his

Ellis Taylor: Is that

Tyram: are glowing as well while this is

Justin Hale: Do

Tyram: happening. Oh yeah,

Justin Hale: I have a psychic connection? Okay, I'm gonna think

Tyram: Psychic would have gotten Silus would have gotten Psychic going

Justin Hale: that. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: cheating?

Tyram: here. All of us can hear

Justin Hale: Uh oh, yeah. I guess all of us can hear this, too. Okay. So, I'm gonna I'm gonna direct it towards Silus, but obviously you can all

Ellis Taylor: Come

Justin Hale: hear. Uh, I'm going to say uh they've got they've got violence on their on their gear. We have to take that

Tyram: you. Hold on. Is this a three-way heel match? What the f***? That's bad booking. All

Justin Hale: out.

Tyram: right. Um, so while they get slid over, uh, Fester is going to reach over and make the tag and he becomes the legal

Justin Hale: Uh,

Tyram: man. He jumps up to the top rope and he,

Justin Hale: okay.

Ellis Taylor: on.

Tyram: um, he jumps out towards you and it seems like it's insane that he would even try it from this far away. But suddenly um a different set of crystals starts glowing on his gear and he seems to push himself towards you and um he make he manages to make it all the way to you and you had been going for that pin attempt. So you're on the ground so you need to give me a deck save real quick to see if he can avoid being pinned by this guy. And Olivia, I think you are

Justin Hale: Okay.

Tyram: close enough for uh magic juju to kick in.

Justin Hale: Okay. So, that'll be 15 plus uh what is that? Three for that.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: You kick out at

Justin Hale: Okay. So, 18 for

Ellis Taylor: Three. Mhm.

Justin Hale: next. Okay.

Tyram: one. While you guys

Justin Hale: Um,

Tyram: are both staggered on the ground, um Lissa is going to come up and try to deliver a basement drop kick to basically just like kick you both while you're on the ground. Um she'll make an attack roll against both of you simultaneously.

Ellis Taylor: Taylor, do you watch wrestling or do you just know these terms? Don't you do a lot of

Tyram: I watch a lot more

Justin Hale: some

Tyram: wrestling nowadays. Honestly, Ally is like talk like Ally mentioning it actually got me to

Ellis Taylor: research?

Tyram: start watching it more. But yeah, um although apparently she's disappointed in

Ali Leonard: I've had so many people say that I

Tyram: my choice of what I watch,

Ali Leonard: got them into wrestling. But yeah, literally you and Maddie and her husband, they're all watching WWE, which is

Tyram: but let's not start that right

Ali Leonard: the inferior product, and nobody's even going to

Tyram: now. All

Ali Leonard: try AW, which is sad.

Tyram: right. So, um, she manages to get a good clean boot on both of your guys' faces and she actually pushes you both out of the

Justin Hale: Oh,

Tyram: ring. All right. Then she'll stand up and she'll like gesture towards the

Justin Hale: okay.

Tyram: crowd like kind of like holding her hands up and triumph. And that gets the crowd a little

Ellis Taylor: on the demon

Tyram: bit on their

Ellis Taylor: side.

Tyram: side. on the demon

Ellis Taylor: No, it's better than

Tyram: side. Wrestling fans will bad guys all the f****** time. But

Ellis Taylor: Aldoran. Yeah, it's better than Eldora.

Tyram: yeah, I guess if you guys have a winning team here, I guess the de

Luke Neverisky: Um, can I

Tyram: the demons are explicitly going to kill Gary if they win.

Ellis Taylor: Gary's in outer space. He's suffocating right now. I don't really know. He's

Tyram: No, it would make

Luke Neverisky: um He has constitution. He's

Tyram: sad.

Justin Hale: Can

Ellis Taylor: fine.

Justin Hale: I um since I'm out of the ring, can I sneak under the ring and cast minor illusion of

Tyram: Oh, that's really fun. I love that. Yeah, go for

Justin Hale: myself? Okay, I'm gonna cast minor illusion of myself kind of like staggering and slowly trying to get back into the ring, but I'm gonna be under the ring and

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: I'm rigging up all of the explosives. Not all of them. I'm

Tyram: Stick.

Justin Hale: rigging up some of the explosives, I should

Ellis Taylor: rest of the match canled.

Tyram: Justin, honestly, you are knocking it out of the park so far. Okay. Okay. Um Okay. So, uh that the illusion doesn't need anything

Justin Hale: say.

Tyram: from you, right? They'll just have to roll an insave to just believe it, I

Justin Hale: Yeah, if they get close enough.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I think they're

Tyram: think.

Justin Hale: Uh,

Luke Neverisky: all

Justin Hale: yeah. So, if they if they roll investigation against it, against my

Tyram: Okay. But they have to take their

Justin Hale: spell DC, then they can see through

Luke Neverisky: investigation.

Tyram: action to do that, right? Okay. All right. So,

Justin Hale: it, I think. So, yeah.

Tyram: for now then it basically just works automatically where you have uh your your your elucory self uh running around on top of the ring. All right. Um Lissa is going to

Justin Hale: We're

Tyram: come up and she's going to try to deliver a clos line to your double. And of course, it'll go right through. So, I'm going to roll to see if she recognizes that it's a trick. She does. All right. She's like, she seems to look over at her uh her partner and

Justin Hale: back.

Tyram: uh kind of gesture for in like uh while you're down there rigging, uh her partner is actually going to look underneath the ring for

Justin Hale: Okay.

Tyram: you.

Justin Hale: Um, depending on how much time it takes, uh, my plan is to rig and then have a remote detonation and, uh, by the time I'm done, I'm going to reappear next

Tyram: Okay, cool.

Justin Hale: to Silus, who I can tag in.

Tyram: All right. Um, give me um an arcana check then to see how quickly you can manage this.

Justin Hale: Okay. Oh, that's really good.

Tyram: All right. I'll say that

Justin Hale: Uh,

Tyram: you work so quickly, so expertly that by the time you are discovered by uh Carmela, you have already set up all the ranking you need to. She'll crawl at you and

Justin Hale: 25. Oh, yeah. All

Tyram: she does like fullon like girl from the ring crawling and it's like creepy as

Luke Neverisky: I

Tyram: hell. Still really hot

Justin Hale: right. God.

Ellis Taylor: like a contortionist

Tyram: though. But then

Ellis Taylor: kind of

Tyram: um it's short. But um anyway, so what do you do you do? Do you just get out of there or what?

Justin Hale: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to

Ellis Taylor: way.

Tyram: Okay. All right. So you ski dattle out of the ring and

Justin Hale: skille. All right. So ne so uh for for color of the of the action scene um on the on the the top side of the ring

Tyram: um

Justin Hale: when they try and go after my illusion again like the second time that they swipe through it I'll I'll like clear it and then when they look around for me I'll be next to

Tyram: Okay. So, the way that plays out since

Justin Hale: Silus who's tagging in like as a narrative

Tyram: Lissa knew that you were uh that you were that it was a fake. Uh Lester though, he crawls back into the ring. Sorry, it's Fester who's in the ring now. Fester gets into the ring and he actually runs after your double, not realizing that it's fake. And Lissa takes advantage. He like just whiffs right through your illusion and she comes in with a huge clos line like because he was like he found himself in a position he wasn't expecting to

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Tyram: be. All right, so she took advantage and uh she's actually going to go for the pin

Justin Hale: Heat.

Tyram: on um on Fester here real quick. Well, if she gets the pen, then

Justin Hale: Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna wait

Ali Leonard: Well, Silus or Bry said jump on him to

Tyram: um if she gets

Ali Leonard: stop the pin. You need to stop her from

Justin Hale: then. What?

Tyram: the pen, her team gets the

Justin Hale: Oh. Oh. It was like a like

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No. One and

Tyram: win. No, first team to get a pen

Ali Leonard: pinning. No. First one to pin

Justin Hale: an elimination thing.

Ellis Taylor: done.

Ali Leonard: wins. Yeah. Like El Smith

Justin Hale: Okay, then I am gonna tag Silus because I

Tyram: wins. Okay. So, you quickly get Silus that

Ali Leonard: throws one of you in the

Tyram: hot tag and um he is going to

Ali Leonard: ring.

Justin Hale: think

Tyram: uh he's going to do one of his signatures. Uh he's going to um kind of pull back on the rope and

Justin Hale: Yeah.

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Tyram: slingshot himself over. He's going to take full advantage of being a tiny little guy. And um he's going to do a I can't remember the name of the move. Um it's in Spanish so I can never say it right, but it's like a a tapoera or something like that. But anyway, like he like somersaults over and he basically just like is able to like top in Sarah, whatever the point, whatever it's called. Um, he uh basically just like does a flip and like lands with a clos line on top of the pin so that he breaks it up. All right. Then Silas is gonna keep his momentum going, go over to the opposite rope, and uh he's going to hit one of his signatures, the um he calls it Apollo's arrow, where like he kind of like dumps into the rope and then like launches himself into like a uh a kick into the opponent's face. And he is able. And I'm going to roll an acrobatics

Justin Hale: Hell

Tyram: for that because I think that's totally justified for a lucha wrestler. Oh, and I get to roll that

Justin Hale: yeah.

Tyram: one. All right, much better. All right, so Silus lands this pretty clean. He gets a 28 and he lands a uh kick right at uh Carmela's jaw and like oh like she gets staggered and knocked over. Um so Fester and uh and uh Carmela are both down on the ring. Sil is going to go for the pin on Carmela. Um the ref goes up and he pin and he goes one, two, but then as he's about to do the three count suddenly like he freezes completely in place like he stops in the pent count and Silas looks up and his eyes are completely glazed

Ellis Taylor: What?

Tyram: over. Um, Brew, with your super good passive perception, you see over in the corner, uh, Lissa's eyes are glowing like violet, and, um, it seems to, uh, mirror the way that the, uh, ref's eyes are glowing as well. The ref turns over towards Silus and gives him a wink, blows a kiss at him, and then stands up and refuses to do the count anymore. Everyone's a heel. We're all cheating

Luke Neverisky: Can I um can I cast a

Ellis Taylor: What? Hold on. Is it a charm or what? Cuz can I consider him my ally and make him immune to charms?

Tyram: here. The ref is not your ally. And

Ellis Taylor: Damn

Tyram: we're not going to be we're not going to bismerch

Luke Neverisky: spell?

Tyram: the spirit of wrestling here by having the ref be on your

Ellis Taylor: it.

Tyram: side. I guess it is a kind of form.

Luke Neverisky: What about um what about I have

Ellis Taylor: Rules. Yeah. Well, she can't

Tyram: I guess I count it as a charm. Yeah. But basically, she's possessing

Ellis Taylor: do it to any of us. So now you know,

Tyram: it. That's good. That's good. Sorry. you were saying there, uh,

Luke Neverisky: counter? Um

Ellis Taylor: guys.

Luke Neverisky: uh I guess if I can see this happening then can I try to cast the spell

Tyram: Luke. Ooh. Can you do it with

Luke Neverisky: magic on this?

Tyram: like delivering like a rallying speech at the same

Ellis Taylor: Here you

Tyram: time? Go for

Luke Neverisky: Absolutely. All right. So, um, as I'm getting this this spell ready, um,

Tyram: it.

Luke Neverisky: uh, let's see, something like, um, I don't know how they do things down there in hell, but up here, we have

Ellis Taylor: go.

Luke Neverisky: rules. We have rules and laws we have to abide by, and you doing this to the ref just, well, that's just awful. Um, so time to send you back

Ellis Taylor: So

Tyram: All right.

Luke Neverisky: where you came from.

Ellis Taylor: good, Lily. So

Tyram: Um, and how does the counter spell work? Is it just uh do I do I roll anything or does it

Ellis Taylor: good.

Tyram: just

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um, any ongoing spell level three or lower and it ends. Otherwise, four or higher. Make an ability check using your spell casting modifier. On a

Tyram: work?

Luke Neverisky: successful check, the spell ends. Okay. So, what spell level, I guess?

Tyram: Okay. Um um

Luke Neverisky: or equivalent spell level or

Ellis Taylor: Oh, heat.

Tyram: I guess this would be like charm person is a second level

Luke Neverisky: something. Okay, then it will

Tyram: spell. Okay. So, um yeah, I think that just automatically works then, right? Because it's a third

Luke Neverisky: put Yep. That's

Tyram: level SP. Okay. So, yeah. Um all of a sudden, um the possession seems to uh undo. But at this point, the pen is already broken. But yeah, you have uh depossess the ref

Luke Neverisky: three. All

Tyram: now. All right. So, um, Brew, um, you got Has this been enough time for your

Luke Neverisky: right.

Tyram: big

Justin Hale: Yeah. Uh I So my my idea with the explosives is basically as a reaction if um

Tyram: plan? Oh,

Justin Hale: if Silus ever gets pinned, I'm going to blow up the

Tyram: okay. Well, let's make that happen then. Um, as um, Silas is like out of the pin, uh, Carmela is going to retaliate. She's going to put him into like a Black Widow

Justin Hale: ring.

Tyram: lock. Um, basically like she like uh grabs the arm, puts her leg around his neck, and like does like a a like a like where like they're pulling in opposite directions. She's trying to do a submission move on Silus. So yeah, he's under the uh Yeah, you can probably do that. All right. So yeah, looks like Silus is in trouble now.

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: But uh Silus knows what Brew is about. So he's like and then all of a sudden the entire um state, the entire ring goes up when pyrochnic glory um there's barks falling everywhere. was like, "Oh, looks like Brutador has used his signature move, blowing up the

Justin Hale: That would be a signature ring.

Tyram: ring." All right, so in the confusion, yeah, the block

Justin Hale: Signature

Tyram: is 100% broken up and uh Lester and Fester and uh Lissa and Carmela are all kind of like disoriented completely. Uh Silus runs over to Brew and gives him the tag and you guys can do a combo move at this point if you want. Okay. So, uh, do you have any

Justin Hale: move. Hell yeah.

Tyram: ideas for this? I have

Justin Hale: Um uh I was going to

Tyram: one. Oh, sick.

Justin Hale: incorporate Misti step somehow. Uh, basically just to like teleport us into the ring. Maybe we could do that and then whatever you wanted

Tyram: Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, you guys can teleport into the

Justin Hale: to

Tyram: ring. Um, oh, how about this? So, you guys kind of just like use the ropes like bounce back and forth. Um, you launch yourself. Who are we going after? We going after uh Fester? Are we going after uh

Justin Hale: do. Who was the one that f***** with us the most? Was that

Tyram: Carmela? Both of them have been cheating pretty

Justin Hale: Carmela? Yeah. Uh, yeah. Let's go

Tyram: aggressively. Okay.

Justin Hale: Carmela. She She's the creepy demon one,

Tyram: Yeah. All right. So, you launch yourself and you like headbutt her right in the

Justin Hale: right? Yeah. I don't

Tyram: abdomen. Silus launches himself and he like kicks her in the back of the head. And then as our momentum carries us, we use Misty Step to appear above her and just like fall down, do like elbow drops and deny the pen. All

Justin Hale: like it.

Tyram: right. Uh what should we call this? Uh we need a cool name for this

Justin Hale: the the the blow up boomerang. I don't

Tyram: maneuver. We'll workshop it. Okay. Anyway, so yeah, you guys go down and you're the legal person, so you have to complete the pin. Um, Olivia, did you cast that

Justin Hale: know.

Ellis Taylor: Yes. I I I blessed him as soon as he was

Tyram: protection spell on the ref?

Ellis Taylor: like out of it. I was like, "Bless bless

Tyram: Okay. Oh, sick. Okay. In that case, um, he goes in for the count and, uh, Lissa on the outside of the ring is like, but um, this time it doesn't seem to work. He doesn't get possessed. And she's like, what? inside. And Ru picks up the

Ellis Taylor: bless.

Tyram: pin. Win for Taco Cat. And the That was actually

Ali Leonard: Yay.

Tyram: a pretty sick sequence. So, the crowd is actually kind of they're being won over

Ellis Taylor: They have a

Tyram: by the Buchador and Sanchez Fuego

Ellis Taylor: motif now. They blow up the ring every

Justin Hale: I'm gonna

Ellis Taylor: time.

Tyram: here.

Justin Hale: I'm gonna turn around and show my bare ass to

Tyram: Damn it, Brew.

Ali Leonard: Yay! Else is trying to go

Justin Hale: the

Ali Leonard: taco cat, taco cat, taco cat. See if

Tyram: Uh, give me uh persuasion. Anyone who

Ali Leonard: anybody does it.

Tyram: wants to try to get the crowd on our side, do it with disadvantage because Brew is full on showing

Ellis Taylor: stick. I'll be I'll be

Tyram: his

Ellis Taylor: helping.

Ali Leonard: cover is better helping

Luke Neverisky: too.

Ellis Taylor: Roll. Roll. Okay, I'll just roll in person

Tyram: ass. the disadvantage. Go ahead and

Ellis Taylor: in three.

Ali Leonard: me. Okay,

Luke Neverisky: Yes.

Ellis Taylor: I didn't

Tyram: roll. Okay.

Ali Leonard: so you said

Luke Neverisky: 23

Ali Leonard: persuasion. Let me go back to have to use my for it. My internet's being stupid. Oh, plus seven. So, and it's

Ellis Taylor: help.

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. Nice. All

Ali Leonard: not disadvantage. So,

Tyram: right. So, in spite of Brew and Silus is like, "Brew, come on. this is our one chance to get over and um but uh suddenly like El's bit like else what do you say to like rally the

Ali Leonard: 22.

Tyram: crowd he's doing a taco

Ali Leonard: Um, well, the way to do it, the way to do it at

Ellis Taylor: I like

Ali Leonard: awesome

Tyram: cat. Oh, but in our fantasy setting even the most

Ali Leonard: starts chanting, so maybe I'll do

Tyram: evil people around aren't as bad as Ice. Oh, actually no. Eldor

Ali Leonard: that. Yeah. What's

Ellis Taylor: it. Yeah, there they

Tyram: is totally like Ice.

Ali Leonard: the

Ellis Taylor: are. Ice.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, something like that. Like a little heel,

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: but it's obviously a baby face. So

Tyram: Well, baby face can say f*** you to

Ali Leonard: like, yeah, it's the chain when Brody King

Ellis Taylor: How about just fake moon? Fake moon.

[01:40:00]

Ali Leonard: comes out. Everybody else f*** Ice. Yeah. Fake

Ellis Taylor: Fake moon. Fake moon.

Ali Leonard: moon. Fake moon. Fake moon. Fake

Ellis Taylor: Fake moon. Fake

Tyram: people.

Justin Hale: How about I redeem myself by and what looks like I'm showing

Ellis Taylor: moon.

Justin Hale: my ass to the crowd. I changed my minor illusion to

Ellis Taylor: I'm

Ali Leonard: moon.

Justin Hale: uh a small version of Laura and I'm I'm showing my ass to

Ellis Taylor: doing nice. I'm You're

Ali Leonard: And we point it's a moon because it's your

Ellis Taylor: mooning the moon.

Tyram: Hell yeah. And like I also like rather than like more like smell

Ali Leonard: butt

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh,

Tyram: Dora.

Luke Neverisky: You guys are so good at this s***. Uh, poop

Ellis Taylor: Lord.

Ali Leonard: levels. See, that was part of it. You said,

Justin Hale: her

Luke Neverisky: talking.

Tyram: Li Lily, you have got to at least bring yourself to be able to say s***. We have

Ali Leonard: "s***, you're getting

Tyram: got we need better promos from

Ali Leonard: there.

Luke Neverisky: I promote

Tyram: you. All right, so uh that's one that's

Ali Leonard: Just a little a little more

Tyram: match number one in the books for Taco Cat. All right, the announcers are like some impressive teamwork and

Justin Hale: There you

Tyram: some novel cheating from well all three teams but the best cheating came

Justin Hale: go.

Tyram: from Taco

Luke Neverisky: Conway.

Tyram: Cat. As much as I hate to admit it, the Bridador did a

Ali Leonard: pet.

Tyram: fine job in that match. I do hate to say that Mark, but it's

Justin Hale: Can I Can I sneak up behind them and just like mean glare

Tyram: undeniable. Oh god, he's right behind us, isn't

Ali Leonard: Take one other head. You also have a

Justin Hale: them?

Ali Leonard: headset. Suddenly

Tyram: he?

Ali Leonard: you're also on

Tyram: Actually, yeah, Brew, if you want to jump on the mic here, do commentary for the rest of the match. That might be

Ali Leonard: commentary.

Tyram: fun. All right. Um, so they

Ali Leonard: Grab a headset. join

Justin Hale: Oh

Tyram: u they use magic to quickly repair the ring, uh, turn it back into a fully like a regulation, you know, spick and span. Um, and they start bringing out

Justin Hale: no.

Tyram: a bunch of ladders. Um, there's a total of six

Ali Leonard: the say

Tyram: ladders. Let's just say six ladders. How

Ali Leonard: too many ladders, but that's a good

Justin Hale: Is it like the wrestling industry is

Ali Leonard: amount. ladders and

Justin Hale: propping up the ladder

Tyram: about for whatever reason,

Ali Leonard: tables and chairs. Only those three

Tyram: wrestling arenas are always ready to go in case they need to do a potluck

Justin Hale: economy?

Tyram: picnic. Um, so they always have folding chairs and folding

Ellis Taylor: And change a light bulb.

Tyram: tables and in case they need to change light bulbs or something, they got a bunch of

Ali Leonard: things, trash can, metal trash

Tyram: ladders, light tubes,

Ali Leonard: cans. Yeah, they got a lot of light tubes.

Tyram: window sticks, tool boxes. They always have a very peculiar set of needs. And for whatever reason, they keep them underneath the

Ali Leonard: Um, always underneath the ring. Bucket of

Justin Hale: Makes

Tyram: ring.

Ali Leonard: tax usually. Um, some forks were

Justin Hale: sense.

Ali Leonard: popular for a minute where you just stab them with fork. Stapler, like a staple

Tyram: If Brew was in a match like that, he definitely would have like a like a pot of boiling brown to throw on

Ellis Taylor: from

Ali Leonard: gun.

Justin Hale: Wait, did you say they keep all that stuff under the

Tyram: someone. When

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Well,

Justin Hale: ring? So, did I blow up like their

Tyram: you blew up the ring, a bunch of like uh folding tables and stuff just like

Ali Leonard: they probably restocked

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: above.

Tyram: splinters of it flew everywhere.

Ali Leonard: it. Shards of

Justin Hale: assets?

Ali Leonard: glass

Justin Hale: out at the audience. Amazing. Um, I need to I need to sneak around and maybe employing Silus's help to rig the ladder ring with

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: just don't blow me up.

Justin Hale: explosives before before that match. Look

Luke Neverisky: Amazing.

Tyram: Okay. Um, all right. So, you guys are in the middle

Ali Leonard: Yeah, but what if I'm in the

Justin Hale: at

Tyram: of an arena and there are literally like tens of thousands of people watching like the middle of the arena

Justin Hale: you. Can we Can we like disguise ourselves as the ones that's like helping set it

Tyram: here. Okay. Okay. That's better. That's better. All

Ali Leonard: ring? You get staff

Tyram: right. All right. So, um, we crawl

Ali Leonard: shirts. You're still wearing your

Justin Hale: up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We look

Tyram: underneath the ring and crawl out in staff

Ali Leonard: masks, but you have staff shirts on.

Justin Hale: proof.

Tyram: uniforms. We use our

Justin Hale: Yeah. Yes. We can use our heads of

Tyram: hats in disguise.

Ali Leonard: God damn

Justin Hale: disguise. Um, so what I'm what I'm

Luke Neverisky: That's

Justin Hale: specifically planning on doing with this one is less obvious cheating and more like systematic cheating where it's like the stuff

Tyram: Sure.

Justin Hale: that I'm rigging up is going to make things look like they're

Luke Neverisky: true.

Justin Hale: malfunctioning or I'm going to trigger them at like opportune moments where

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: it's like if someone's trying to break something um it it like breaks beforehand or something so it lessens the blow or whatever like mitigation and swaying the the match in um her

Tyram: Hell yeah. All right. So, Elizabeth, how do you feel about uh Brew and Silus cheating on your

Ali Leonard: That's fine.

Justin Hale: favor. I've

Tyram: behalf?

Ali Leonard: It's fine. It's only fine because I look over and I see everyone else

Justin Hale: corrupted

Ali Leonard: doing it. And I was like, well, we're trying to save Gary, so I guess in the long

Justin Hale: everyone.

Luke Neverisky: and there's precedent.

Ellis Taylor: Cheating's part of the

Tyram: beating

Ali Leonard: run.

Tyram: is legitimately a huge part of wrestling. Yeah.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: Um, well, like the

Ali Leonard: Even good people do it

Ellis Taylor: game.

Tyram: the justification is usually like the heel will bring in

Ali Leonard: less obvious and less

Tyram: like the illegal item, but once they do, the the good

Ali Leonard: nefarious.

Tyram: guy, the face will still be allowed to use it and still be a face. As long as they didn't introduce the cheating, they can still

Ali Leonard: The trope is that if you

Tyram: cheat.

Ali Leonard: set it up, you're going through it. So like if you set up a table, you're going through

Tyram: Okay. Okay. But and Brew are going to have to do a

Ali Leonard: that table. That's the wrestling

Tyram: stealth and slight of hand here to see if they can rig these

Ali Leonard: trope.

Ellis Taylor: Are you like removing a bolt here and there

Tyram: ladders. All

Ellis Taylor: or putting like tiny explosives on the

Justin Hale: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, like I want to do like remote

Tyram: right.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, don't

Justin Hale: charges and then um I'll

Ellis Taylor: hinges?

Ali Leonard: mess with the integrity because I do have stuff to use it.

Justin Hale: probably Yeah. No, the the plan is definitely to uh to

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Justin Hale: blow it up as a last resort. Like if it's working against

Ali Leonard: for sure. I still want it to break down if I'm planning

Justin Hale: you, make it malfunction. Yeah. No, that's not the plan. Yeah.

Tyram: Okay. So, Silus is pretty stealthy and

Justin Hale: Um Okay.

Ellis Taylor: Goodbye.

Tyram: he's very slight of handy. He gets a 32 one side of hand.

Ali Leonard: it.

Justin Hale: Oh, roll them both. Okay, so that's uh 17 for stealth. I may want to bump that with a flash

Tyram: Yeah, it seems like someone's kind of looking over like,

Justin Hale: genius.

Tyram: "Hey, what are you?" But then you flash a genius. They're like, "Oh, never

Justin Hale: Yeah. All right. Slight of hand is uh Uh, that's going to be

Tyram: mind. Okay. Um, it's not foolproof. Like if somebody were It's There's a possibility someone could spot it. It's not completely inconspicuous, but it's not like super obvious

Justin Hale: 16.

Tyram: either. All

Justin Hale: Okay. Okay. Once we're done with the ring, I am going to sneak off into the rafters to put in just like normal fireworks as like distractions. If we need some sort of distraction, it'll just be like, you

Tyram: right. You

Justin Hale: know, raining fireworks, you know, the the typical like

Tyram: are going all in on all the heel s*** and I love

Justin Hale: uh

Tyram: it. All

Justin Hale: stuff. It's razzledazzle time,

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: right. Okay. So,

Justin Hale: baby. Any of you'd see at a concert,

Tyram: um All right. So, because this is Wrestlemania, you guys

Justin Hale: I'm rigging that kind of stuff up.

Tyram: have like a full 15 minutes of commercial to get this all done. So, um you guys are easily able to get it all done in time. Yeah. All right. And so now uh Liliana, it's

Justin Hale: Yeah. Hell

Tyram: time to introduce Ellsworth or as I sorry, the speed racist. Was that your name? You need to introduce the speed

Ali Leonard: speed the speed racist. Yeah, I'll spit the speed races and I'm like hype up

Luke Neverisky: Coming up next,

Ali Leonard: loud

Justin Hale: yeah.

Luke Neverisky: right? Coming up next, we have the

Ali Leonard: hype.

Luke Neverisky: speed racist. She's gonna speed all over you.

Ali Leonard: Okay. A little bit more.

Luke Neverisky: You're not even going to know what hit you. And she's

Tyram: racist. Your play is better. We need more energy. I think at

Ali Leonard: Sort

Luke Neverisky: so racist. So raise this. She's going to be so fast and you don't even

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: know, but you're just gonna be on the mat. You're going to be so slow and

Ali Leonard: of. I do a

Luke Neverisky: done. Yeah.

Tyram: you. Hell yeah. Give me an acrobatics

Ali Leonard: flip. Hell yeah. I'm like, I gotta distract from

Tyram: check.

Ali Leonard: this. Oh, okay. What's my acrobatics? God damn it.

Luke Neverisky: And

Ali Leonard: I keep forgetting it's on my phone because of my stupid freaking internet. Plus

Tyram: All

Ali Leonard: zero

Tyram: right. You do a pretty okay flip. Like, yeah. All

Ali Leonard: 17. It's more to distract anyway, so it's it's fine.

Tyram: right. You all better, this is Casius the demon. You all better enjoy your time at the top of that ladder because when this match is over, we're dragging you straight to hell. Me and my

Ellis Taylor: Oh, wow. It

Tyram: boy Asell and the uh the sticky demon uh comes into the

Ali Leonard: Yeah, that was

Tyram: ring and then uh Fogberry comes in. He's all like

Ali Leonard: good.

Ellis Taylor: rhymed.

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Tyram: uh

Ellis Taylor: Fogberry. Fogberry. like a

Tyram: Fogberry like Yeah. I wanted to have like

Ali Leonard: I keep thinking Bog bear

Tyram: a I was trying to think of like a kind of

Ali Leonard: is a demon. Like a little amp. I know he's not, but he sounds like a

Tyram: like butlery sounding name, but I don't know. The honor of Eldora shall be redeemed now. She shall smite her foes, be it with hammer, ladder, or her

Ali Leonard: little

Tyram: fists. Bow down to Elsa

Ellis Taylor: likeberry.

Tyram: Hammerstein.

Ali Leonard: That's a good

Tyram: All right. And so like the big buff uh Knight of Aldora, she walks in. Um she's also got like she's got like a big wrestling with like the crystals all around the belt and everything too. Um she steps in, she's

Ali Leonard: one. This is going to be

Tyram: like, "All right."

Ali Leonard: tough.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. I'm gonna

Tyram: And ring ring ring. The match is

Ellis Taylor: immediately bless the ref. I don't

Tyram: underway. The

Ellis Taylor: care.

Tyram: ref just like the ref feels really nice, you know, just like really warm and wholesome, you

Ali Leonard: Oh, this is great. I love my

Luke Neverisky: I'm

Tyram: know. You know, it's hard being a wrestling

Ellis Taylor: He's having a great

Tyram: ref sometimes, but tonight tonight it feels

Ali Leonard: job.

Tyram: good. Um, okay. So, um, Brew, you on that commentator table or

Justin Hale: Oh,

Luke Neverisky: getting

Ellis Taylor: day.

Tyram: what? All

Justin Hale: sure. Sure.

Tyram: right. All right. So, we actually Taco Cat off to a good start here, but they've also already used their only wrestlers with wrestling experience. Will the speed racist be able to translate her racing skills to the

Ali Leonard: I Think about that.

Tyram: ring? It looks as though the racist

Ali Leonard: Damn, they got me.

Tyram: is having a bit of an accidental crisis. Uh, my bad. Normally the wrestlers don't take it to heart when I talk too much,

Justin Hale: She's just getting ready. You

Tyram: but Oh, hey,

Justin Hale: don't even know what's going to happen

Tyram: Bruchador. I

Justin Hale: yet. Am I like scooting into the table? Like scooting

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah, I assume so. So, like you get they have like rolly

Justin Hale: them scooting between them.

Ellis Taylor: He

Tyram: chairs. You can like Yeah. Scoot your own rolly chair in

Justin Hale: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: just right up next to him. Oh no, our wrestler's

Tyram: there. Yeah, we need her now more than

Justin Hale: Oh, great. Hold on. Full on existential

Ellis Taylor: left. She's got a paper bag in the corner.

Tyram: ever. All

Justin Hale: crisis. Oh,

Tyram: right, we'll give her a

Ellis Taylor: She said something about s*****

Tyram: sec. Yeah, it seems like it's been a

Justin Hale: no.

Tyram: real b**** for her tonight.

Justin Hale: This is about the time when my uh Spectrum internet likes to drip uh drop here and there

Ellis Taylor: internet. Why does it do that at night?

Justin Hale: too. It's always

Ellis Taylor: just like service interruptions

Justin Hale: fun.

Luke Neverisky: That's not

Tyram: Yeah, unfortunately lost the

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: or she's just crying in the corner the whole

Tyram: match. Oh,

Luke Neverisky: fun.

Tyram: no. Hey, Al, you with us? Okay, cool. All right. What do you do?

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Oh, sorry. I've been talking and then it

Ellis Taylor: time.

Tyram: Oh s***. Yeah, you've been out of for like a good like two minutes for us

Ali Leonard: just Yeah, I had to like Well, it's my internet, but I had to

Tyram: here.

Ali Leonard: rejoin. Sorry. Um I hope it doesn't do it

Tyram: Me

Ali Leonard: again. That's why I have my video off because I was hoping

Tyram: too.

Ali Leonard: that that it would help. Pull around the

Tyram: Yes, there are ladders all around the ring. Uh, Brew has ingratiated himself into the commentator team and uh, Olivia has blessed the ref. All right, what would you like to

Ali Leonard: ring. Okay, I'm gonna jump out of

Tyram: do? All

Ali Leonard: the

Tyram: right.

Ali Leonard: ring and go go towards the ladder and see what the other two do.

Tyram: All right. Um, as you head for uh the ladder, um, I think that, um, they Azafel is going to run over to the rope and he's going to try to do a suicide dive at you.

Ali Leonard: Well, I would like to not have him

Tyram: Okay, I guess you can make

Ali Leonard: land on me and I would like him to land on a

Tyram: it make a deck save

Ali Leonard: ladder.

Tyram: then

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Tyram: Ally.

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I'm pulling

Ellis Taylor: no.

Ali Leonard: like Hello.

Tyram: Okay.

Ali Leonard: I just stole the

Luke Neverisky: Hello.

Tyram: Okay. Unfortunately, um you try to get out of the way, but he

Luke Neverisky: No, this

Tyram: actually is a he's doing it very fast and very accurate. So, he actually like hits

Luke Neverisky: is

Ellis Taylor: Hello.

Tyram: you square in the chest and knocks you into the ladder

Ali Leonard: 13. Oh

Tyram: instead. Um Elsa's going to take advantage. She's going to go after another ladder at the side of the ring. She picks it up, but instead of going into the ring with it, she rounds the corner and full on swings it at

Ali Leonard: no.

Tyram: the two of you like she's swinging a baseball

Ali Leonard: But I'm on the

Tyram: bat. That's a good point. All right, I guess you'll just go

Justin Hale: I threw it on the

Tyram: after Asafel then. Oh,

Ali Leonard: ground.

Justin Hale: ground.

Tyram: um, she actually um Oh, wait. No,

Ali Leonard: My

Tyram: she can do that. Uh, okay. Yeah, actually she comes on. She full on like smashes him. Like she like knocks him into the side of the ring really hard. And uh while you're on the ground and he is uh he just got nailed with a ladder, she's going to climb into the ring with a ladder and try to uh make it up to the

Ali Leonard: failure. Okay, so she's

Tyram: top.

Ali Leonard: currently climbing the ladder. Okay, then I'm going to cast

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: heat metal on the ladder.

Tyram: Okay. Um that just automatically works, I believe.

Ali Leonard: Yes, it

Tyram: All right, I'm going to give her a con save with disadvantage because she sure wasn't expecting this to see

Ali Leonard: does. I do have a question about the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: if Oh s***,

Ali Leonard: ladder because if it's rigged with explosives and I heat

Tyram: that's actually that's an excellent point.

Ali Leonard: it,

Justin Hale: like a C4 charge

Tyram: Um Oh, just one of those like really

Justin Hale: where it's

Tyram: mildly uh bothersome C4 charges, right?

Ali Leonard: I'd be if

Justin Hale: stable.

Ellis Taylor: I mean, to be

Tyram: Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, I'm gonna say that

Ali Leonard: it like exploded on her, but that's just

Justin Hale: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: fair, I was

Tyram: this it makes sense to me. This ladder just f****** explodes.

Ellis Taylor: going to say to be fair, metal gets very bendy at very low temperatures.

Ali Leonard: me.

Tyram: Yes. Um, and they usually use

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, it's just aluminum. You could just like bend that

Tyram: cheap ass ladders for this, too.

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Um, yeah. Okay.

Ali Leonard: absolutely. The breakaway ladders.

Justin Hale: Is it

Tyram: Well, in our uh fantasy setting, everything can actually be

Justin Hale: are we calling

Ellis Taylor: s***.

Tyram: like, you know, like throwing through like full-on metal ladders and

Justin Hale: it?

Tyram: stuff. Everyone here has like super strength, you know.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: Anyway, no. Um, this ladder just f****** explodes. Um, and it looks like Elsa's

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Tyram: going for a quick victory. And holy crap, the ladder just completely f****** explodes in the middle of the ring. She gets blasted back and lands on the mat. Um, it does a good amount of damage to her, but you know, not enough to knock her out or anything. Um, did that ladder just

Justin Hale: Whoa,

Tyram: explode stills? It sure looked that way,

Justin Hale: look. That's Looks like the organization bought some really cheap ladders for this fight. We'll have to

Ali Leonard: Perfect.

Justin Hale: have a word with the suppliers after this

Tyram: Mark. Well, it seems uh seems like you've really changed your tune on match safety there, Buchador.

Justin Hale: one. Hey, if someone else blows them up, that's fine. If they blow themselves up, we have a

Tyram: All right. So, that ladder is out and um yeah. Okay. So,

Ali Leonard: Yeah. So, we're down to five

Justin Hale: problem.

Tyram: okay. Uh El, you're able to take action

Ali Leonard: letters. Okay. So, I'm going to do a couple thing. I'm gonna they can do stuff as well and they can stop me. But I'm gonna the ladder that was next to me. I'm on the ground. I'm gonna pick it up and put it set it up so it's

Tyram: again.

Ali Leonard: like kind of you know like a bridge

Tyram: Yeah. Yeah, I know what you

Ali Leonard: where it's like both on the ring and on the

Tyram: mean.

Ali Leonard: barrier. So I'm just going to have that set up and then I'm going to go to another ladder and

Tyram: Yeah. Okay. Um you set up the

Ali Leonard: try and throw that in the

Tyram: ladder, the bridge ladder, and um you managed to get to the other ladder. In that

Ali Leonard: ring.

Tyram: meantime, um Azafel is going to uh go for his own ladder at the side of the ring. I'll say that he gets his in and you took a little bit longer on yours. So, he manages to go in and set up his ladder. Um, let's see how quickly Elsa recovers from having a ladder f****** explode in her hands. Um,

Ali Leonard: Ears are ringing. Hands are

Tyram: well, she is a tough cookie, so like she manages to shake it out of she shakes herself off and she gets back up. And um while you guys are setting up uh ladders in the ring, um as a fellow is actually making his way up, her crystals start glowing

Ali Leonard: burning.

Tyram: and she smashes her fist down on the ring and it starts to shake violently as though like there's an isolated earthquake in the ring. Um, and so,

Ali Leonard: I'm glad I'm not in the

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Tyram: uh, Azafel is going to have to try to shake and he manages to, uh, he manages to hold on, but it completely stops his board momentum. So, uh, he, uh, is frozen in place. That gives you an opportunity to react.

Ali Leonard: ring.

Tyram: Now, Alex. Oh, heck.

Ellis Taylor: Uhoh.

Tyram: All right.

Ellis Taylor: Oh, there it

Tyram: Um, yeah, we'll give it a couple minutes. Um, do you think this is a good time for a bathroom break,

Ellis Taylor: goes. Sure.

Tyram: guys, or All

Justin Hale: Where

Tyram: right. Hey Ali, we everyone's just taking a bathroom break real quick. How's your week been,

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah. What

Tyram: Martha? Glad to hear it.

Ellis Taylor: about you? Yeah, he brought back

Tyram: Did have a good trip to

Ellis Taylor: Ted so many presents. It was really cute.

Tyram: Japan?

Ellis Taylor: He

Tyram: Nice. I hear that like Japanese like candy is like legitimately way better than like

Ellis Taylor: um um he doesn't bring him

Tyram: um American stuff. Like you ever bring that sort of

Ellis Taylor: back candy even though Japanese members will bring them like random treats when they come back and forth and he always gets like random flavor Kit Kats because that's like a really big thing there. It's just like crazy

Tyram: thing?

Ellis Taylor: flavors. Um but no, he get he got him a bunch of like car toys. Ted loves cars. And um we have a little Japanese book and he knows the word for bullet train is shinkansen and we got

Tyram: Hell

Ellis Taylor: him so he got him a little like bullet train toy and he goes mama shinkansson that's super

Tyram: yeah.

Ellis Taylor: cute. We

Tyram: That does sound

Ellis Taylor: were watching Cars while I was waiting for Keith to get home. I know like there's the one scene where McQueen like goes in front of the train and go over the tracks like a near miss. The T was like Shinkansson. So

Tyram: delightful. That sounds weepish as hell. Oh man. You know, I've never seen either of

Ellis Taylor: cute. The T. The second one

Tyram: the sequels to Cars. I've only ever seen the first

Ellis Taylor: is terrible. Like it's like spies and Mater. The third one is very very good. It's about

Tyram: one.

Ellis Taylor: like like passing the torch, accepting you're getting older, passing the torch to like a younger generation and like growing up again essentially. It's really

Tyram: Okay.

Justin Hale: talking about

Ellis Taylor: good. Yeah. Cars

Justin Hale: cars. The third one basically everyone says the third one is is the first one but from the second generation's

Ellis Taylor: three.

Justin Hale: point. So like uh lightning is doc and the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was

Justin Hale: third

Ellis Taylor: really good. Way better than the second one. Second one's just

Tyram: Okay, I don't want us to drag on too long. We just still have the final match to do. So,

Justin Hale: one. Do we want to time

Tyram: um, let's do that for

Justin Hale: skip and come back?

Ellis Taylor: dumb. We see how close Ally is. She said she was doing something to the

Tyram: now, dude. Get

Ellis Taylor: router.

Tyram: an existential

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: crisis. Oh

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: man. So, around Mother's Day, this movie called the The Sheep Detectives is coming out. My mom really wants to go see it.

Justin Hale: I sus for today. It

Tyram: It looks It looks harmless and cute,

Justin Hale: looks

Ellis Taylor: Interesting. How can something like that go to theaters and not

Justin Hale: weird.

Ellis Taylor: Avatar? Are they going to put it in theaters? Like I was I've hold

Tyram: honestly. It's supposed

Ellis Taylor: out held out not watching it hoping and praying that they actually like put it in

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: theaters.

Tyram: to They're supposed to be putting it in theaters. Yeah. Um

Justin Hale: Yeah. All

Tyram: I haven't watched I don't want to watch the leaked one. I want to, you know, actually go see it when it comes

Ellis Taylor: Yeah,

Tyram: out. So, yeah. I'd heard the animation is amazing, so I'm

Justin Hale: right.

Ellis Taylor: exactly. I've been seeing tons of clips and it looks amazing,

Tyram: definitely looking forward to

Ellis Taylor: but I don't want Yeah, I don't want to watch the leaked version. I was like

Tyram: it.

Ellis Taylor: hoping they they were going to put in theaters and

Justin Hale: What's story?

Ellis Taylor: Huh. Yeah, they're like young

Tyram: Yeah. It's them

Justin Hale: What's the story? Is it after the

Ali Leonard: Thank

Ellis Taylor: adults. Yeah.

Tyram: as adults. Like, um, you pro, you know, of course, that as the show goes on, they're like all young teens. Um, this is supposed to be all them as adults.

Justin Hale: show? Yeah.

Tyram: I I think it looks like there's an evil air bender or something that they're fighting. I don't

Ellis Taylor: I know nothing. I've only seen like random

Tyram: know.

Ellis Taylor: clips. So, yeah. Hurry. Go,

Tyram: Okay, but we need to get back to this ladder

Ali Leonard: you.

Ellis Taylor: go, go,

Tyram: match. It's

Ali Leonard: Sorry. I'm sorry. We

Ellis Taylor: go.

Tyram: okay.

Ali Leonard: restarted the router and I think it it seems like it's working way

Tyram: So far so good. Let's let's try to jump on this. Okay. So, um Elsa had just done a big quake and um it staggered as it fell on the ladder, but he held on to the ladder though really well. Um but it did stop him from climbing up. Okay. So,

Ali Leonard: better. Oh,

Tyram: it's giving you an opportunity to do something now. What would you like to

Ali Leonard: okay. I want to um

Tyram: do? Oh, sick.

Ali Leonard: Helic shove the

Tyram: Okay. I don't think the ladder gets a save. So, yeah, you just knock that ladder over and uh

[02:10:00]

Ali Leonard: ladder. Can I let knock

Tyram: as Go. Oh, I love that.

Ali Leonard: it in the direction of

Tyram: Okay, that's clever. All right, the ladder starts falling down towards uh Elsa. She'll make a deck save and she'll fail her deck save. So, the ladder falls right on top of her. You basically have done like a big like

Ali Leonard: Elsa?

Tyram: uh uh yeah, squash on her here. Okay, so the field is open for you. Yeah, you

Ali Leonard: squash. So I throw a ladder

Tyram: do have a ladder with you.

Ali Leonard: in. Yeah. So then I start to climb the

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Can you Misty step to the

Tyram: Okay. Um, let me check something real

Ellis Taylor: top of the ladder?

Tyram: quick.

Ali Leonard: ladder. Uh can

Tyram: Um, they might Let's say that just for

Ellis Taylor: She did just force push the

Tyram: competitive sake, you have to actually climb the ladder.

Ali Leonard: I Okay. Okay. Okay.

Ellis Taylor: ladder. Oh

Tyram: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: Yeah, I did his force There's the

Tyram: there's there's a fine line and when cheating goes too far in a wrestling match, it can be really All right. Um, but Azafel is actually going to use his thing now. Um, he actually and

Ali Leonard: letter.

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Tyram: spits a big old wad of his goo right on the ladder.

Ellis Taylor: Ew.

Tyram: Um, it basically works like the web spell, so it sticks you in place, but you do have an opportunity to try to power your way through this. Give me a strength

Ali Leonard: Okay, I'm going to channel

Ellis Taylor: Can I bless you from the

Tyram: save.

Ellis Taylor: sidelines? You got it,

Tyram: Give me a uh word. Tell me what you say to hyper up. And if it's good enough, you can do

Ali Leonard: Olivia.

Ellis Taylor: girl. No pressure at

Ali Leonard: No

Ellis Taylor: all. getting into character. You got this, honey.

Luke Neverisky: Mhm.

Ellis Taylor: Just speed your way right through it. You got it. Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull. Come

Tyram: it.

Ellis Taylor: on. We worked on this on leg day. You got

Ali Leonard: pressure. Speed

Ellis Taylor: this.

Ali Leonard: resist. Yeah. Like day speed

Ellis Taylor: being

Tyram: Okay. Drawing on relevant experience. Sure.

Ali Leonard: races.

Tyram: Okay. All right. So, give me that strength

Ali Leonard: And I'm

Tyram: save. How do

Ali Leonard: gonna flash of genius myself as

Tyram: you um use your insight and intuition to do better

Ellis Taylor: racist. Should we we practice on

Tyram: at this?

Ali Leonard: well. I know the web spell because I ca I cast it all the time. So I'm

Ellis Taylor: Monday?

Ali Leonard: very knowledgeable about the inner workings of

Tyram: Sure.

Ali Leonard: web. So, I want to say that I know like the chemical composition or something and I know how to like work

Tyram: Sure.

Ali Leonard: my way out of it. I'm going to brain because it's fashion

Tyram: Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. I I appreciate the

Ali Leonard: genius. I'm trying to brain strength my way through

Tyram: effort.

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: All right, you you

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Tyram: pull your way through and you get to continue uh up the ladder. It doesn't manage to slow you down enough. Um, okay. So, Elsa and

Ali Leonard: 19

Tyram: uh Azafel are both underneath a ladder. They need to uh struggle pretty mightily here to see if they can get up to try to interfere. So, they'll both make a roll here to see if they can get up from underneath this pile. A one and a four is not going to cut it. So, um, you make it to the top of the ladder and you grab the victory medallion and another win for Taco Cat. Go speed racist. Go be racist. Go be racist.

Ali Leonard: idiots. Yeah, me music is definitely

Ellis Taylor: Yay! Yippee!

Tyram: Go. That's the whole crowd's

Luke Neverisky: Nice.

Ali Leonard: going

Tyram: chanting along with you like, you know, like, "Go speed racist. Go speed racist. Go speed racist. My god, what an underdog story this has been so far. These plucky narwells from Taco Cat are really putting on all the stops

Ali Leonard: Yeah. I'm doing a lot of Sailor Moon poses at the top of the

Tyram: here. Runs over and grabs

Ali Leonard: ladder.

Tyram: the mic. All things are possible through Luna.

Ali Leonard: Where's

Tyram: All right. So, yeah. Okay. So, that's offici that's canon now. Uh the official uh show of worship for Luna is Sailor Moon

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Perfect.

Ali Leonard: Luna? I guess it could be L, but that's more

Tyram: posing. No. No. Sailor Moon

Ali Leonard: like

Ellis Taylor: We need to we need to figure out

Tyram: posing.

Ali Leonard: Luna. It's got an L in it and a

Ellis Taylor: a spell that we can do like outfit changes right before

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: U. Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: combat. There we

Ali Leonard: The hat of disguise will be on our and then we'll spin and put on

Ellis Taylor: go. We get We get a

Tyram: Okay. So, how to disguise those magical girl

Ali Leonard: our hat of

Ellis Taylor: montage. Yes.

Tyram: transformations now? I guess it could if you wanted it

Luke Neverisky: There.

Ali Leonard: disguise. As long as you're spinning and you got your pyrochnics

Ellis Taylor: Yes, we have a

Ali Leonard: going.

Ellis Taylor: whole stage production

Tyram: to. So, like yeah, Sailor Moon was part of that tsunami block. So, I was watching it along with like Dragon Ball Z and Yu Haga Show and stuff like that. In hindsight, it was weird that they were all like

Ellis Taylor: going. That's just Japanese though.

Tyram: 15year-old

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Ali Leonard: Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's 15.

Ellis Taylor: Like

Tyram: girls. I always assumed they were like

Luke Neverisky: that's that's

Ali Leonard: Always

Tyram: college age, but no. All right, so that's two wins for Taco

Ali Leonard: 15. I always thought

Luke Neverisky: right.

Ali Leonard: that the tuxedo mask was so much older than them and I was like this is

Tyram: Cat. They the team fourstar guys did a sailor moon a bridged recently and they poked fun at that a lot. Okay. But anyway, all right ladies and gentlemen, you know what time it is now. A siren starts blurring and like a cage is being like a bunch of

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: helicopters bring a cage over to the top of the stadium and they

Ali Leonard: gross. Oh.

Tyram: start lowering the hell in a cell cage down to the

Ellis Taylor: Oh, we're inside the cage. That's

Tyram: ring.

Ali Leonard: I'm just handing like bags of things to Olivia. I'm like, "Here's your bag of tax. Here's your bag of broken glass.

Ellis Taylor: cool. Oh, so I'm going full heel. Okay, this is

Ali Leonard: Here Well,

Tyram: Now, Baltazar takes like a glass of whiskey and he chugs

Ali Leonard: it's just things. It's just things to have because they're going to use them at

Ellis Taylor: fun.

Tyram: the thing down. He throws it down to smash the glass. He stands up, starts flexing his way up.

Ali Leonard: you. You don't need to use them. You can just

Tyram: Um, if Helena Cell is like

Ali Leonard: have them. You know what I

Tyram: sanctioned cheating, they're going to be cheating all day long.

Ali Leonard: mean? They're going to be cheating a lot and there's be

Ellis Taylor: Okay. All right.

Ali Leonard: a lot of blood. So, watch out for that because it's going to get

Ellis Taylor: Olivia's going to like take a handful of the taxs and do like a little

Justin Hale: Oh

Ellis Taylor: bit of slight of hand to pretend or she's going to like put some in her mouth and just go like and spit them out and have bloody ts go on the

Tyram: Oh s***. Well, that's

Ellis Taylor: ground. Yeah. And then like let it get off her

Tyram: pretty hardcore. And

Justin Hale: s***.

Ali Leonard: slippy. Darby Island brought a

Tyram: uh oh, I don't say think I ever said this last

Ali Leonard: skateboard covered in tax. You could do

Tyram: guy's name, but uh Kentwell Chessingfield IVth, the

Ellis Taylor: teeth. Oh, what the f***?

Tyram: leader of the Aldor Squadron, uh

Ali Leonard: that. Yeah.

Tyram: he uh just flexes his way and his like uh ring jacket just like turns to shreds and uh he steps forward. He's got like uh probably just like uh one of those like Kurt Angle like wrestling leotards on.

Ali Leonard: Classic.

Tyram: also covered in uh in Eldora crystals. All right, so they all step into the ring and um ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the final round. Hell in a cell. Sorry. Wow,

Ellis Taylor: Cool.

Tyram: bad. Hell in a cell. Um in this match there are no disqualifications. There are no countouts. The only way to win is through pinfall or submission. Combatants are Oh, sorry. Uh, managers, please introduce the

Ellis Taylor: Can you explain to me what penfall means? Is that just pinning?

Tyram: combatants. Pinning. It's pinning.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. Okay.

Tyram: That's what I call it. Sounds cooler than pinning.

Luke Neverisky: Um, sorry. Um, all right. Liliana uh thinks for a moment reflects on the the feedback and knowledge given from uh her her peers um and calls back to the time where she also watched Helisana through the eyes of her um and all the s*** talking she's done. Um takes a deep breath and goes um by the time my friend Olivia hears through with you, you could be wishing for a body

Tyram: Oh, actually I feel like that counts as a big character growth

Luke Neverisky: bag.

Ellis Taylor: It does.

Tyram: for

Luke Neverisky: Where did I go just now? I have no

Ellis Taylor: I blocked out for a

Tyram: you. Be ready to

Justin Hale: What's happening?

Luke Neverisky: idea what

Ali Leonard: So then

Ellis Taylor: second. Yeah.

Tyram: go back there. We need more of that. That was great. That was

Ali Leonard: we start the mother chant. Wait.

Ellis Taylor: May grandma.

Tyram: gold.

Ali Leonard: Oh yeah. Do you want to be mommy or

Ellis Taylor: Mommy.

Ali Leonard: mother? Mommy. Mommy.

Ellis Taylor: Mommy, she's

Tyram: A bunch of people start holding up signs that say mommy's always on

Luke Neverisky: happened.

Ellis Taylor: like,

Ali Leonard: Mommy. Just goth. Mommy.

Tyram: top. Well, they crossed out like the Ray Ripley spelling and respelled it like the normal way, I guess.

Ali Leonard: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: "Yes.

Tyram: All right. So, um yeah, you guys are all in the ring and uh the cage is fixed in place. Um and the bell rings. You guys are on for your final

Ali Leonard: Ding

Ellis Taylor: I know what I want to

Tyram: match. Um it looks like uh both Kintwell and Balthazar are basically just ignoring Olivia at

Ellis Taylor: do. Oh,

Tyram: the start of the match. They walk up to each other and they're like sizing each other

Ali Leonard: ding.

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

[02:20:00]

Tyram: up and um they're kind of giving each other stare. They both got like a smug smile on their face. Um Olivia, what would you like to

Ellis Taylor: Olivia's going to walk into the center of the ring, take my axe out, and slam it into the center. Just slam it into the ground like Thor style. And then I'm going to use my uh my channel divinity for Abger

Tyram: do?

Ellis Taylor: foe. So I can use it as a spell attack. and they have to make a wisdom saving throw or they're

Tyram: Oh.

Ellis Taylor: frightened is

Tyram: Oh, sick. Okay. What's the DC on that? Okay. All right. Beltazar first. Um,

Ellis Taylor: 17. Well, I'm going to use a lucky point given

Tyram: he makes the save. Okay. He fails the

Ellis Taylor: disadvantage. Yes.

Tyram: save. Went from a 16 to a five. All

Ellis Taylor: Next one.

Tyram: right. And then

Ellis Taylor: Yes. So, they're both

Tyram: Kentwell, he rolled a two. So they're standing there looking all smug. They're like basically like discounting you. They're like locked. Then suddenly the smashing of your axe, they turn towards you and you have this menacing aura. you uh even though you are like half their height uh you suddenly seem to fill up the ring with your

Ellis Taylor: scared.

Tyram: very presence and they like start quivering in their

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. So, they're both frightened

Tyram: little boots. Okay. Yeah, actually that's a pretty overwhelming

Ellis Taylor: now. Yes. That's what I That's what I was going for.

Tyram: disadvantage in a wrestling match because it means they can't approach

Ellis Taylor: Just start walking sauntering up to them being like, "Which one? Which

Tyram: you. Uh Kentwell b****** out first. He stands behind uh Balthasar and he pushes

Ellis Taylor: one? I'm gonna

Tyram: Balthazar towards

Ellis Taylor: I guess like grab Bazar's face midair and try and just like slam him into the ground and just go for a pin right off the

Tyram: you. Hell yeah. Give me a Give me an athletics

Ellis Taylor: bat. Yes, that's a plus eight. And I got more lucky points. This

Ali Leonard: That'd be so funny if she just got it right off the

Ellis Taylor: is 16 + 8. Uh 20.

Ali Leonard: jump.

Ellis Taylor: Now, I panicked. Four.

Tyram: check. What is it? 16 plus 8. Yeah. Okay. Actually,

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: that's pretty f****** good. All right. Let's see if this is the shortest hell in a cell match ever. Um,

Ali Leonard: I would. That's

Ellis Taylor: Well, the other one can't come towards me because he's scared.

Tyram: all right. So he's going to see actually yeah I guess

Ellis Taylor: So, and he

Tyram: he'd have dis you have disadvantage on saves when you're scared of something I

Ellis Taylor: also can't come towards me because he's scared of me. So, and he's

Tyram: think. Yeah he got pushed

Ellis Taylor: disadvantaged. Huh. Well, he threw the other guy, but like

Tyram: towards you is how I was able to do it but um but yeah he has disadvantage on the

Ali Leonard: hilarious.

Ellis Taylor: he can't come. And what I'm saying is he can't come and interrupt the

Tyram: strength state I believe. Yeah he can't

Ellis Taylor: pin.

Tyram: like you're Oh f***. You're absolutely right. He cannot get close to the pin. f***. Wow. You really game this

Ali Leonard: Olivia

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. I've been waiting for this the whole time. I'm like, "Guys, I think this last one's going to be

Tyram: one.

Ali Leonard: is

Tyram: All right, disadvantage. So, he doesn't get to keep that

Luke Neverisky: Yeah,

Ellis Taylor: short."

Tyram: 18. He has to take a four instead. You f****** pinned this a****** in like the first minute of the

Ali Leonard: Yeah,

Justin Hale: Hell yeah,

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Justin Hale: dude.

Luke Neverisky: nice.

Ali Leonard: Abolutely. So now, how loud is the arena screaming

Tyram: match. Oh, they are going a******. This was the biggest squash in like Wrestlemania history.

Justin Hale: Oh

Ali Leonard: mommy? I climb on top of the cell and I

Tyram: Like Silus was like thinking about ways he could like

Ali Leonard: go,

Tyram: teleport in the ring and help cheat and everything, but apparently

Ellis Taylor: Yes.

Justin Hale: boy.

Ali Leonard: "Mommy, everyone up here. Miss you up to the top of the

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: unneeded. All right, so yeah, like Taco Cat, it is full-on celebration

Justin Hale: Hello.

Ali Leonard: rink.

Tyram: mode. Unbelievable. This rag tag crew that was assembled like 45 minutes ago has won Wrestlemania Faction Wars. And so yeah, like Silus is like up at the top like uh Brew, what's your celebration look like? Oh, okay. Yeah,

Justin Hale: What's

Ali Leonard: Luna.

Tyram: we're all doing like Sailor Moon poses, I

Ali Leonard: Luna.

Justin Hale: my I'm still gonna flip off the audience for

Ali Leonard: That's okay. Can have

Tyram: guess. Yeah.

Justin Hale: m I can't I can't

Tyram: Why? All right. So, um, uh, Kentwell

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: down at the bottom is, um, Jesus. Wow, that was very impressive. give

Ellis Taylor: Oh, thank

Tyram: yourself inspiration if you don't have it already. Um, but uh down at the bottom,

Ali Leonard: one. She's like, I've been planning all

Tyram: Kentwell is going to be all like, "Uh, oh, uh, I we did it.

Ali Leonard: night.

Tyram: We beat the demons. Good work, fellow, uh,

Ellis Taylor: you. How impressed is

Tyram: champion." Got anything to say to that? Say

Ali Leonard: Fake

Ellis Taylor: Iro

Ali Leonard: moon. Fake moon. Your

Ellis Taylor: move?

Tyram: what? Oh. So, do you

Justin Hale: What is

Ali Leonard: god isn't

Ellis Taylor: Also, f*** the

Tyram: guys say anything specifically for like Luna

Ali Leonard: real. Oh yeah, we should take a microphone and like

Justin Hale: this?

Ali Leonard: Like how speed racists always

Ellis Taylor: demons. Oh,

Ali Leonard: like think they're God at the

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Tyram: here? Well, actually, as you guys uh prepare to take the microphone, Balthasar, he sits there and he looks absolutely furious. And he will say, "No, no, not like

Ali Leonard: end.

Tyram: this. My revenge will be complete. I will kill you." And uh he reaches out his hands. The pentagram around the ring erupts again. And um the demonic energies from all of his cohorts uh seem to like leave their bodies like the essence of their souls comes out of their like their and the husks are left behind dried and shriveled up. All their energies converge upon Balthazar and all of a sudden he stands up and now he is so large that he his very mass breaks the cell apart. We're going to

Justin Hale: Oh

Tyram: overtime. Um,

Luke Neverisky: That's

Ali Leonard: No, that's not

Tyram: you guys all kind of get like scattered off of the top of the cage. I'll say you all

Justin Hale: dear.

Ellis Taylor: Am I still inside the cage or did he blast

Tyram: land. Um, I think I think um Elbert said you guys were all on top of the cage celebrating,

Ellis Taylor: apart?

Tyram: right? Okay. So, I say you guys are like scattered around at the around

Luke Neverisky: normal.

Ali Leonard: normal. Yeah.

Tyram: the ring now. Um he basically takes up the entirety of the ring at

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: this point and uh he uh is this his demonic form has grown and with it he's also like got like edge lordy like shoulder spikes and like um he's grown an extra pair of horns. He has these massive like ballro style fire wings wrapped around him and um this night is me and uh there's this massive explosion of fire which miraculously stops at the front row of the crowd. Um in wrestling uh they'll say that there's magic in the wrestling arenas that stops the crowd from getting hurt. But um you guys though all need to give me a deck

Ellis Taylor: Oh, cool. Uh, don't want to forget. Are they close enough for my plus three?

Tyram: save. Yeah. Yeah, you guys all landed pretty

Ali Leonard: Nice. How much is

Ellis Taylor: Okay, plus

Tyram: close. Uh plus three, which means that

Ali Leonard: it?

Ellis Taylor: three. All right. I

Tyram: Silus got a 29. All

Ellis Taylor: can't see the dice on D and D beyond. So, I'm just gonna

Ali Leonard: Okay.

Ellis Taylor: realize um I

Tyram: right.

Luke Neverisky: Was it

Ellis Taylor: got

Justin Hale: 22 with a flash of

Luke Neverisky: DC?

Tyram: Anyone who got above a uh a

Justin Hale: genius.

Tyram: 15, you take uh a total of uh 15

Ellis Taylor: H. Oh, whoa. I got a 13. So, if I know what

Tyram: damage.

Ali Leonard: Chef

Ellis Taylor: I can help Oh, lordy.

Tyram: You take 30. Then Silus manages to like shield himself in the perfect way and he doesn't take any damage.

Justin Hale: Can I give my flash of genius to

Tyram: You

Justin Hale: you instead?

Ellis Taylor: please. Okay. How much was

Justin Hale: Yeah, because I passed it without it.

Ellis Taylor: it? Five. Okay, cool. I make it then. So,

Tyram: can

Justin Hale: So plus

Tyram: sick. All right. All right. So,

Ellis Taylor: 15.

Tyram: you guys now stand against this massive demonic m***********. Um Kentworth uh sees this massive demon and um he tries to step up to

Justin Hale: five.

Luke Neverisky: What?

Tyram: him. He sprouts angelic wings from his back and he charges at the demon's head. Um let's see. He doesn't do much and instead um Baltazar turns around and like he tries to uh Kenwell tries to do like a drop kick like towards the side of his head but uh Baltazar leans his head back and then just swaps him away like a fly. The crowd is all like smell Dora. Smell

Ali Leonard: Hell

Ellis Taylor: Hell yeah. Going to attack

Tyram: Dora. Okay. What are you guys doing? All right. Uh, go for

Justin Hale: Damn.

Ali Leonard: yeah.

Tyram: it.

Justin Hale: Yeah. Is he standing anywhere near my explosives?

Ellis Taylor: him. Oops.

Tyram: He's taking up pretty much the whole ring. So,

Justin Hale: All right, I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna trigger the rafter

Ali Leonard: All those

Tyram: probably. All right. I'll say that that causes a bunch of uh shrapnel to fall down on his head. Yeah. like all sorts of sparks

Ali Leonard: ladders, lighting

Tyram: and like bits and pieces of the catwalk all come raining down.

Justin Hale: ones.

Ali Leonard: equipment.

[02:30:00]

Tyram: Um he managed to avoid some of the damage, but yeah, he still takes a good amount. But okay, Olivia,

Ellis Taylor: It was a a 16

Tyram: while he's distracted, what are you

Ellis Taylor: and a 24.

Tyram: doing? 24

Ellis Taylor: Okay, I can't. BND Beyond isn't working, so I got to get out a s***

Tyram: hits.

Ellis Taylor: ton of dice. I'm also I am going to use my channel divinity. Oh, I should have had a plus three on that attack if I'm using my channel divinity. So, with the 16 becoming a 19, would that have hit? Okay. So, I'm gonna roll both of

Tyram: Um, actually, yeah, that would have

Ellis Taylor: them. Oh, lord. I don't know if I have enough dice for this.

Tyram: hit.

Ellis Taylor: Okay. D 106. And then I'm also going to use my divine smite or shining smite. I can e either one of them could be radiant damage. I get to do an update if it's a fiend or undead or demon's fiend or

Tyram: Yeah, that's

Ellis Taylor: undead. They are. Okay. So, divine smite. So, an extra d8. And then I got the 2d6 for lightning damage.

Tyram: perfect.

Ellis Taylor: Okay, sorry, I have to do math now. 21 for the first one and then 24 for the second one.

Tyram: All right. Um, that's not really wrestling, says one of the uh announcers. But yeah, you do

Ellis Taylor: Oh, I forgot two extra D8 for the

Tyram: a whole lot of damage to him.

Ellis Taylor: divine smite. Sorry, I regret

Tyram: Okay, go for

Ellis Taylor: it. I did the one extra for the fiend and foe, but

Tyram: it.

Ellis Taylor: not the two for the divine smite. Period. I was like, this feels like too few of dice. An extra seven and then an extra 10.

Tyram: Mhm. Nice. All right. So, you do this big exploding gash like right across. Where do you hit him

Ellis Taylor: Um, he's really tall. I'm assuming I'm probably like knee height, so I jump up and I hit him probably the

Tyram: at? Yeah. You have to do something really fancy to

Ellis Taylor: groin area. Yeah. No, I'm shooting for the groin area.

Tyram: get up to like his like chest. Yeah. You got to get like his ankle, I

Ellis Taylor: Like that low hanging

Tyram: guess. All right. So,

Ellis Taylor: fruit.

Tyram: um yeah, I guess you get a dick shot in. But,

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: um, it looks like that did quite a lot of damage. And, uh, now he's going to, uh, try to grab you in the air here. Oh, and he emphatically

Ellis Taylor: I can make him do a

Tyram: succeeds.

Ellis Taylor: disadvantage against me though. Use my lucky

Tyram: Um,

Ellis Taylor: point.

Tyram: okay. Okay. Yeah. Um he doesn't do nearly as well, but um it looks like he kind of got you where he was going to do like this big like uh lock where he got you in the arms and legs, but you managed to wiggle your way out of it at the last second. Um my goodness, what are they supposed to do against something like that stills? I don't know, Mark, but they better think of something soon. And wait, what's this? We're being handed a report. Ladies and gentlemen, on top of everything

Ellis Taylor: Hey,

Tyram: else, it appears as though something is careening through the atmosphere towards

Ellis Taylor: Yes.

Tyram: the

Ali Leonard: Carrie,

Tyram: arena. Indeed, uh, Mad Goon upon hearing this seems to look up in a certain direction and they stand up and they start hitting Gary's entrance

Ellis Taylor: Y.

Tyram: music. I know. Hold on. Wait.

Ellis Taylor: Yes.

Tyram: So, from what I remember from the old campaign, uh, we got some daff punk going here.

Luke Neverisky: noise. Mhm. That's right.

Ali Leonard: Mary.

Tyram: Um, What if I told you HPV vaccination was

Ellis Taylor: But the human papalova virus is very

Tyram: advertisements. for men, too? I didn't know. I'm too old. If you're I thought that was for like college age under 45, you're not. If you're sexually active and unvaccinated, could

Ellis Taylor: important. I think that's when they vaccinate

Tyram: kids.

Luke Neverisky: We'll tell

Ali Leonard: I think everybody they

Tyram: still be you for most people. But for those who don't clear the virus, it

Ellis Taylor: you. Yeah, I had to do it twice because I

Tyram: All

Ali Leonard: vaccinated us in high school.

Tyram: can

Ellis Taylor: didn't do them all. So they made me do it again when I went to college. I like missed

Tyram: right. I have should got through the ads here. I thought I cause with yearly PVCO quantum. One injection at your vet was gonna I didn't think of

Luke Neverisky: you

Ali Leonard: Even Justin Bieber's YouTube

Tyram: against and ticks for

Ellis Taylor: two. There we

Tyram: that. All right. So, Mad Goon stands up and they start hitting Gary's m music and um wait, Gary, what? And then um a massive cloud bank completely

Ali Leonard: premium

Ellis Taylor: go.

Tyram: explodes and you guys see Gary 365. with a uh mock cone like uh cone completely wrapped around him as he streaks like a You freak out. Freak meteorite towards the arena. His beard is on fire. Um there is like a lot of his

Luke Neverisky: Is

Tyram: out. clothes are being like burned away as he goes, but there's a look of Feel sheer cold hard determination on his face as he comes careening towards the arena. At this Balthazar looks up and a look of pure unadulterated terror goes across his face.

Luke Neverisky: it

Tyram: But just as Gary starts to enter within range of the arena, the fuel on his jet boot like, runs out. He can no longer course faster, stronger. correct. My god, everyone, it's More than Gary. He's returned from the atmosphere. He jumped here from f****** orbit. And power um but he points at you members of

Ali Leonard: Uhoh.

Tyram: after work Taco Cat and then he points

Ellis Taylor: Oh, we get the people. We free

Tyram: up and then he creates like a laser site on his robot arm kind of showing his trajectory where he's eventually over faster.

Ellis Taylor: people.

Tyram: going to cross over the top of the

Ali Leonard: Oh, we have to

Tyram: arena.

Ali Leonard: grab

Tyram: Make it better.

Ellis Taylor: Yes, I think we There

Tyram: Looks like Gary's asking for an assist from Taco Cat.

Ellis Taylor: we go. Thank you, announcer

Tyram: He wants

Ali Leonard: him. I can cast

Tyram: to Well, he wants to get you guys uh he wants you guys to

Luke Neverisky: Oh,

Ali Leonard: web, but Silus and I both casting

Tyram: get Baltazar into the path of his

Ali Leonard: web. Oh,

Ellis Taylor: man.

Ali Leonard: we have to lift balconies up.

Ellis Taylor: Oh. Oh, honey. How am I? I mean, I'm strong, but

Ali Leonard: Uh, maybe if we make him

Ellis Taylor: I don't know I'm that

Justin Hale: Can I

Ali Leonard: jump. Make the floor

Ellis Taylor: strong. I can't

Tyram: attack. Okay. Yeah. So, here let's

Justin Hale: cast Can I cast for Yes.

Tyram: workshop this. What are we going to do to get Balthazar? Uh, probably about like 50 feet into the

Justin Hale: Sorry.

Ali Leonard: lava. Big explosion. Make him

Ellis Taylor: do I can uh get hop

Ali Leonard: go boom up.

Ellis Taylor: on. If you can make him small, I can hop on Bob and Bob can misty step really far. I get

Justin Hale: I I don't know how much it makes him one size smaller. So, he's still going to be

Luke Neverisky: I could I could

Ali Leonard: I

Tyram: air. Oh, yeah. Okay. What did you

Justin Hale: big. Oh, there you go.

Luke Neverisky: polymorph something

Ali Leonard: can also cast

Tyram: say, Liliana?

Luke Neverisky: small. I could polymorph him into something small

Ellis Taylor: rock.

Tyram: What would you turn him

Justin Hale: Poly.

Luke Neverisky: that you can carry or

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: try. Uh, I would turn him into a little Well, it has to be big enough to be hit and seen easily by Gary. So,

Ali Leonard: enlarge.

Luke Neverisky: uh, I don't know, like maybe

Ellis Taylor: our

Luke Neverisky: uh maybe a

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Does it have to be an animal or can it be

Tyram: into? I think it's supposed to be a living creature, but I'm not sure of

Ali Leonard: an

Tyram: that.

Justin Hale: I'm a little

Luke Neverisky: goat. Yeah. Oh, wait. Should it be a little shark in memory of beating vampires up with a

Ellis Taylor: goat. Ooh, there we

Tyram: Gary would appreciate

Luke Neverisky: shark? All right. You

Ellis Taylor: go.

Tyram: it. All right, let's see if he makes

Justin Hale: whale.

Luke Neverisky: a tiger shark. How about

Ali Leonard: object?

Tyram: that

Luke Neverisky: that? Wisdom

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Tyram: save. He now 28. Does

Luke Neverisky: 17.

Tyram: anybody have

Justin Hale: Uh, I don't know if I

Ali Leonard: Flippy.

Tyram: anything?

Justin Hale: have anything to make him

Ali Leonard: Um, we can No, not to

Luke Neverisky: Ah, is that Oh, wait.

Ali Leonard: reroll. We can double reduce

Ellis Taylor: A

Luke Neverisky: Oh, wait. I can um I can give him luck. I can use left to

Ellis Taylor: There we

Tyram: Okay. He can't do any Well, it'll have

Justin Hale: reroll.

Luke Neverisky: impose

Ali Leonard: him. Oh, there we go.

Tyram: to It can't be any better, so might as well. All right. So, uh, he rolled a 12 and he said the DC was a 17. Okay. And

Luke Neverisky: disadvantage.

Ellis Taylor: go.

Tyram: it's wisdom. All right. Um All right.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: Plus four. He gets a

Justin Hale: Oh, okay.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Tyram: 16. f***

Justin Hale: Here we go. Can I cast a wind wall underneath

Ellis Taylor: There you

Tyram: yeah. All right. So, all of

Justin Hale: him?

Ali Leonard: There you

Tyram: a sudden, Balthazar turns into a shark. And then uh how does a what sort of gadgetry do you use to create a wind wall here,

Ali Leonard: go.

Ellis Taylor: go.

Tyram: Brew?

Justin Hale: uh you know you know the

Ali Leonard: You guys

Justin Hale: spike uh the spike trap that they use the cops use to fires. It's gonna look like that, but when it when it goes out,

Tyram: Yeah. Love

Justin Hale: it just shoots out like these little like air air cannons to

Tyram: it. All right, that's starting to get him up. He needs just a little bit

Justin Hale: shoot out the wind

Ali Leonard: fan always cannon a little bit more. I don't

Tyram: more.

Ali Leonard: have anything. Does mage

Tyram: I actually do have something I could

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: pull out that would be kind of fun if you guys

Justin Hale: wall.

Ellis Taylor: All I got is taking him there with Bob. So, if you've got something more fun, go for

Tyram: want. Okay.

[02:40:00]

Luke Neverisky: Have a lot of

Tyram: Suddenly from Iro's suite, you hear him

Ellis Taylor: it.

Tyram: say, "I'm coming."

Luke Neverisky: fun.

Ali Leonard: hand?

Tyram: and he tears his way out of the restraints and uh he leaps from the press box and he seems to fly out. As he does so, he rips off his clothes and he's wearing just his wrestlers trunks. He wore them to

Ali Leonard: Is he always wearing

Ellis Taylor: just in

Tyram: Wrestlemania just in

Justin Hale: Never

Ali Leonard: those?

Tyram: case. And um

Justin Hale: know, you

Ellis Taylor: case.

Tyram: he flies directly underneath him and then he uses his signature, the lightning lariat. He seems to jump forward like a bolt of lightning and strike

Justin Hale: know.

Tyram: um him right in his neck and he causes him to like flip upwards in that direction. Now, in an improbably fast exchange, um, as Iro lands on the ground, um, suddenly a portal opens up behind him and a malevolent looking demonic figure steps before Iro Dunbar. And then uh Iro doesn't look at him, but he just looks solemnly up and says, "Count Dastardio, I warned you what would happen if you stepped in the ring again, Iro. I know, but my brother needed me." And they turn

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Tyram: around and they lock in combat. And suddenly they both disappear through a portal as Gary's sworn nemesis, Count Destardio, and him go

Ellis Taylor: jeez. Oh

Tyram: careening off into the distance.

Ali Leonard: Liliana

Luke Neverisky: So This is

Ali Leonard: and I are eating popcorn like we're missing some

Luke Neverisky: still normal.

Ali Leonard: lore. This that part felt normal, but

Ellis Taylor: no.

Tyram: Iro must have lived a really colorful

Ali Leonard: the rest of it's not.

Tyram: life. Anyway, okay. So, um that all happened and um but um the shark goes careening upwards. It gets right into the path of Gary's targeting laser. Gary tucks himself into a ball and begins spinning in place. And then with perfect timing, he hits this shark with us with the extinction

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Tyram: impact spear. The attack is so massive that it immediately does enough damage to get him out of shark form, but the demon still screams out in agony. You can tell that Gary's attack has shattered this guy's ribs. He is going completely limp. Gary with the biggest spear in the history of our

Ali Leonard: Hello.

Tyram: sport. But I don't think he's done yet. While he's still grappling with the beast, Gary sends his arm extending down to the ring ropes. the moment. He grabs the ropes and the momentum is still enough that he pulls the entire ring itself up um basically on like a giant hinge. And then he uh positions himself putting his leg one leg on one side of the demon's throat and the other leg on the other almost like a guillotine grip. And um he pulls himself with his arm back into the center of the ring and they hit with such a massive force and Gary's legs squeeze so

Ellis Taylor: Oh

Tyram: violently the demon's head pops off completely and it creates this massive meteorike impact.

Ellis Taylor: gosh. And

Tyram: All of you guys are blown backwards. Um there's

Ellis Taylor: covered in

Tyram: this massive mushroom cloud that appears um as Gary lands finally on the earth and he and the demon's body like crater into the ground. There's

Ellis Taylor: blood.

Tyram: this massive hole left over as you guys stand up and look at the refuge or refu sorry the uh the

Ellis Taylor: I wonder what his deck save

Tyram: aftermath. Oh, sorry. What? All right. Holy s***. The demon's dead. But but what congills? We don't know. He could still be alive down there. Damn it, Mark. Nothing

Ellis Taylor: was.

Tyram: could have survived that. Not even Wait a minute. And suddenly lifting out of the crater, a robot arm lifts up and gives like the gesture as Gary steps out of the crater and stands before the crowd which goes absolutely completely a****** uh cheering Gary's name. Everyone

Ali Leonard: And then I

Tyram: is openly weeping. Sorry. Say what?

Ali Leonard: just set off a lot of pyrochnics. I want to set

Tyram: Indeed. But yeah, everyone in the

Justin Hale: Oh

Ali Leonard: off a lot of pyro

Tyram: crowd is like standing up. They are openly weeping. This is the most beautiful thing they have ever seen. Um and uh everyone's just chanting Gary's name over and over

Justin Hale: yeah.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: and over again. He takes off his belt and he holds it up high. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is

Ali Leonard: technics.

Tyram: the finest retirement match that this industry will ever see. But then Gary releases his grip on his belt and vacates the championship. He walks over to um he turns around like, "Hey guys." And he walks over to Olivia. That was some pretty good

Ellis Taylor: Hello. Thanks. Yeah.

Tyram: wrestling. He holds out his hand for you to

Ellis Taylor: She she she shakes

Tyram: shake. As you shake his hand, he takes his other hand and he taps on your

Ali Leonard: efficient.

Tyram: forearm and finally taps

Ellis Taylor: it. A

Luke Neverisky: Red

Tyram: out. There's a stunned silence across the entire

Ellis Taylor: a Yeah. Now

Tyram: arena and then everyone just starts openly like ugly crying.

Ellis Taylor: Olivia starts crying, too. Even though she doesn't really like wrestling, she's like, she gets

Tyram: Uh

Ellis Taylor: it

Tyram: Even someone who's never seen

Luke Neverisky: Legend.

Tyram: this guy before in his life can tell what a monumentous moment this must

Ellis Taylor: like

Tyram: be. Like the greatest champion in wrestling history is officially leaving the sport behind. The announcers are like it's it's

Ali Leonard: I also

Tyram: over. The greatest wrestling reign, the greatest

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Tyram: career, and indeed the greatest match in wrestling history is over. Ladies and gentlemen, one last time, let's hear it for

Ellis Taylor: Gary,

Justin Hale: Yes.

Luke Neverisky: Yes,

Ali Leonard: Please

Tyram: Gary. Gary like tears roll down his face as he looks

Ali Leonard: no.

Tyram: up and soaks in the crowd. And you hear all the crowd going, "Thank you,

Ellis Taylor: scary.

Tyram: Gary. Thank you, Gary."

Luke Neverisky: queen

Tyram: And he stands up and he waves at the crowd one last time.

Justin Hale: Charges

Ali Leonard: You deserve this. Another common

Tyram: Yeah. Um Gary turns to you all and says

Ali Leonard: one.

Tyram: like, "Thanks for making this a special night, guys. I think rationing is going to be in good

Ellis Taylor: Oh, we have

Tyram: hands." And he starts

Ellis Taylor: we have to Now she'll say, "Oh, we have to do this

Tyram: second.

Ali Leonard: Yeah. Like we have to

Tyram: Oh, I guess that's up to you. Oh, but Silus walks up to Gary and hands him a slip of paper. Um, and Gary picks it up and reads it. All things

Ali Leonard: stay.

Tyram: are possible through

Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, all right.

Ali Leonard: Oh, we're endorsed by Gary. Hell

Ellis Taylor: again.

Tyram: Luna. We love

Luke Neverisky: Way to

Tyram: Luna. We love Luna.

Ali Leonard: yeah. Hell yeah. Look what we got. Thousands of people on

Tyram: Okay. So, yeah, that's going into the uh the Luna

Ali Leonard: board one

Tyram: bank here for because apparently we're on a deadline to keep her

Ali Leonard: night. That's Canon. said tell

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: alive. That's canon. To can't argue

Ali Leonard: to can we so side note and this I mean

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Luke Neverisky: go.

Ali Leonard: this can be a like in the after party but

Tyram: that

Ali Leonard: I will talk to Silus and I'll be

Tyram: Silus

Ali Leonard: like should we steal their violence?

Tyram: like his talks down has all their violence. Of course we

Ellis Taylor: He's like, "I'm so proud of

Ali Leonard: Well, like Okay,

Tyram: should. Yeah. You're growing up so much, Ellsworth. I

Ellis Taylor: you.

Tyram: mean, it's a racist thing. You ever want to leave that behind? You'd make

Ali Leonard: great.

Tyram: an okay criminal, honestly.

Ali Leonard: Getting f***** over really does that to you,

Tyram: I mean, hey, you're learning from two of the best

Ali Leonard: you know?

Tyram: here. And you're even overcoming the hindrance of one of

Justin Hale: Brew rolls

Ellis Taylor: She's like,

Tyram: the worst, he says, gesturing towards

Justin Hale: up.

Ellis Taylor: "How does someone say my

Luke Neverisky: There's a lot to this wrestling. There's a

Ali Leonard: It's

Ellis Taylor: name?" I don't know what you guys are talking

Luke Neverisky: lot. I don't know what's real, what's

Ali Leonard: very

Ellis Taylor: about. That took like two

Tyram: Olivia. Yeah. You're like weirdly good at

Luke Neverisky: not.

Ali Leonard: complicated. All

Ellis Taylor: minutes.

Tyram: wrestling.

Ali Leonard: right. There's already mother

Tyram: Wow. Oh, absolutely.

Ali Leonard: merch, like mommy merch in

Justin Hale: Yeah. Capitalized on it

Tyram: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: the You could make a career out of this,

Tyram: Okay. So, yeah. Um the crowd really soaks it in, but Gary, you know,

Justin Hale: immediately.

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Tyram: he's he's going to take the walk home back to the workshop, you know, like he's really going to kind of just soak in the fact that uh it's it's

Ellis Taylor: No,

Tyram: time to hang up the tights. You know, this is the last match for

Ali Leonard: Olivia.

Tyram: Gary. And you know, he he meant what he said. He feels satisfied. He thinks that wrestling will be okay without him

Ali Leonard: So he starts his

Tyram: now.

Ali Leonard: like pensive journey, but and then I'm like, "Wait, Gary, where's Iro? Is he

Tyram: Oh, he has to defeat Count

Ali Leonard: in

Tyram: Dardio. It's a whole thing.

Ali Leonard: hell?"

Tyram: It'll be okay. I'm

Ali Leonard: Okay. Do you think he'd Wait, since you're his

Tyram: not going to explain a single bit of Ira's backstory. We're going to leave that for

Ali Leonard: brother, do you think he'd be cool? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Ellis Taylor: Okay.

Luke Neverisky: Okay.

Ali Leonard: no, no. But I am gonna ask Gary, since you're his brother, do you think he'd be cool

Tyram: speculation. Oh, yeah. That'd be really great. You should

Ali Leonard: if we wrote a book about him? You think

Tyram: ask Cashpian for help.

Ali Leonard: he'd be cool? You know,

Ellis Taylor: You don't get

Ali Leonard: Caspian, can you guess? Do you have her phone? Her Do you have

Ellis Taylor: dash

Tyram: Yeah, Cash and I are

Ali Leonard: her her What is it? her thing. What is that

Ellis Taylor: for

Tyram: French sending

Luke Neverisky: I think

Ali Leonard: thing called? Do you have her crystal number? Sending stone

Ellis Taylor: crystals.

Tyram: stone. Oh, yeah. Probably back at the

Ali Leonard: number? I would love some tips because we kind of in the vein of

Tyram: workshop. Okay. Come by tomorrow.

Ali Leonard: Caspian, we would like to write a book about

Tyram: I'll give you one. All right.

Luke Neverisky: there

Ali Leonard: Iro. Hell yeah. We've got the

Tyram: But um Gary begins his long walk home. He's going through the familiar streets of Greport. Um the f the familiar old fog is starting to set in um along the river bank as he heads on home. And he's, you know,

Ali Leonard: in

Tyram: he's feeling really uh really wistful about it as he goes. But then, as he cuts through one of the very seedy back alleys, as he so often does, um, he hears a voice beckon to him from nearby. Say, Gary, would you like a piece of candy? Oh, boy. Candy. And he

Luke Neverisky: Oh

Tyram: walks through the portal. And Crowley has captured a second member of the Steve

Luke Neverisky: s***. Oh

Ali Leonard: Now yours is

Tyram: Squad.

Luke Neverisky: no.

Ali Leonard: dead,

Justin Hale: f****** crowd.

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, but

Tyram: He had to wait for Gary to stop being champion, otherwise he would have had to challenge him in the

Ali Leonard: too. That's He was going to give us

Tyram: ring. Well, too bad. He's in Crowley's hell dimension

Ali Leonard: Cass's phone number. Maybe I can go through his things at the

Tyram: now. All right, but hey, um that

Justin Hale: Hey,

Tyram: is it for our session. Good job

Justin Hale: heat.

Ellis Taylor: Yay!

Tyram: everyone. Thank you very

Justin Hale: That

Ali Leonard: workshop. We did

Ellis Taylor: That was

Tyram: much. You guys did a great like Brew did a great job with all the

Justin Hale: was

Luke Neverisky: Good.

Ali Leonard: it.

Ellis Taylor: fun.

Tyram: heel cheating and u Olivia is a hell of a f******

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I've been wanting to

Tyram: wrestler

Justin Hale: funny. The only one that

Ellis Taylor: use that. Sorry,

Justin Hale: did was the only one who did anything with

Luke Neverisky: Yeah.

Ellis Taylor: what? Oh,

Justin Hale: puppets. What the hell?

Ali Leonard: You only need

Ellis Taylor: yeah.

Tyram: apparently.

Justin Hale: your gifts. All of your gifts told me that we needed like 19 in our

Tyram: Okay, puppets are actually kind of rare. We were around

Ali Leonard: one.

Tyram: a little bit earlier, but um I might actually share it on the Discord channel. One of my favorite things I've seen in a very long time was this one Mexican thing where like they both brought out puppets and they had a little puppet fight with each

Ellis Taylor: That's cute.

Justin Hale: arsenal. That's so

Tyram: other. But yeah, I hope everybody had fun.

Justin Hale: crazy.

Tyram: Um, glad we got to have this Gary session. Gary wasn't actually in it very

Justin Hale: Yeah, that was

Ellis Taylor: Mhm. Yeah, I

Tyram: much, but he made a pretty big impact, I hope. Literally and

Luke Neverisky: Yeah, representative.

Tyram: figuratively. I'm glad. All right. Well, I guess we're uh back

Ellis Taylor: did.

Tyram: to uh the main quest next

Justin Hale: blessed.

Ellis Taylor: Mhm.

Ali Leonard: technically. Oh no, wait. We have two weeks until

Tyram: week. Well, um, next Friday is the first

Luke Neverisky: Well,

Ali Leonard: Luna dies apparently, right?

Tyram: And so apparently on the third, so we gota apparently

Ali Leonard: And she dies on

Tyram: um well surely

Ali Leonard: the How does she die on a day we don't have

Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that's not

Tyram: Gary's I don't know. I didn't do it. But Gary's

Ellis Taylor: fair.

Tyram: endorsement surely has helped us with the Luna

Ali Leonard: DND? And we have more

Tyram: front. And we have more biolescence. Maybe that should be what we do next

Ali Leonard: vital

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: time is go to Luna's body and try to give her the biolescence. We drive

Ali Leonard: lessons. We'll drive a boat. We can drive Iro's boat.

Tyram: Iro's boat. Um, we also uh maybe we'll have time to put on a concert or something. I don't know how much is involved in

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Ali Leonard: We can do both. I believe in

Tyram: that. I believe in us too, but there's also KK like sessions where we spend the whole f****** time on our way to have a conversation with someone and then still don't even have the

Ellis Taylor: Yeah.

Tyram: conversation. All

Ali Leonard: us. Yeah. But if we know we have to do it, we can do

Tyram: right. Well, we're gonna have to be real strict about moving our timetable

Ali Leonard: it.

Tyram: forward tomorrow.

Ali Leonard: Nobody get mad at me when I become a little time

Ellis Taylor: I'll be a time Nazi with you. They

Tyram: We need you to be a time Nazi next week for

Ellis Taylor: can be mad at both of

Tyram: sure. Allie's wearing a lot of hats. He's a racist

Ali Leonard: Nazi. All the time

Tyram: and a Nazi

Ellis Taylor: us.

Ali Leonard: Nazis does mean something different here.

Tyram: now. All right. Well, hey, uh, good night

Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Good night.

Tyram: everybody.

Luke Neverisky: That's Yeah.

Ali Leonard: So,