2026-10-02
Unidentified Speaker: Testing. One, two. Hello.
Luke Neverisky: What's
Unidentified Speaker: Hello. You're
Luke Neverisky: up? I was thinking I was going to be
Unidentified Speaker: so late. Yeah, I think we've uh trained everyone to um to arrive
Luke Neverisky: late.
Unidentified Speaker: a little bit
Luke Neverisky: Seems that
Unidentified Speaker: later. I feel like uh now we would really start at like 7:30.
Tyram: That was my assumption as
Unidentified Speaker: How are y'all
Luke Neverisky: way. Yeah. Not
Tyram: well. Nothing to complain
Unidentified Speaker: doing? We got
Luke Neverisky: bad. Not bad.
Tyram: about. Not next week, but the week after. I got a fall
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, it's fall. That's
Tyram: break coming up, so that should be
Unidentified Speaker: rain. Did you get any of this sweet,
Luke Neverisky: right. Forget what time of year it
Tyram: nice.
Unidentified Speaker: sweet rain, uh, Luke?
Luke Neverisky: is. I'm getting it tomorrow. So
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, it's sweet.
Tyram: Yeah, rain really hard
Luke Neverisky: excited. That's
Tyram: uh across the Nashville
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, we got a
Tyram: area for a little while at
Unidentified Speaker: decent
Luke Neverisky: awesome.
Tyram: least. Yeah, it it certainly rained enough to make
Luke Neverisky: What do
Tyram: uh the terrible Nashville drivers drive at their most
Unidentified Speaker: amount.
Tyram: terrible. Any
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, they just looked
Luke Neverisky: you
Tyram: amount of rains enough for that,
Unidentified Speaker: at each other and was like, "All right, we're
Luke Neverisky: think? I like it. Good work. Good
Tyram: though.
Unidentified Speaker: on." Is
Luke Neverisky: pick.
Tyram: Yep.
Unidentified Speaker: uh you're uh feeling good still about the new job and everything? Yeah, it's barely a new job anymore, right? How long have you been there now?
Luke Neverisky: me. Yeah, I've been there three months. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: Really? Wait, but I visited
Luke Neverisky: yeah, I know. It's crazy.
Unidentified Speaker: you in May. Oh, May. I
Luke Neverisky: Um, that's when I got the offer and I didn't actually start
Unidentified Speaker: guess July. And now it's
Luke Neverisky: until July. Um, here we are.
Tyram: Well, following the uh the alley schedule, you're you are expected to be the CEO by
Unidentified Speaker: October.
Luke Neverisky: Uh, will you settle
Tyram: uh by probably let's say
Luke Neverisky: for vice president? You
Tyram: June. No.
Luke Neverisky: have high expectations. I appreciate that about
Unidentified Speaker: He is starting significantly closer,
Tyram: Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm never going to lower my
Luke Neverisky: you.
Tyram: expectations for you, Luke. I'm always going to push you to do what you can
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. Sorry. He's man of integrity. I get that. I app I like that
Tyram: do, you
Unidentified Speaker: but
Luke Neverisky: about you. Um but you know, it's it's uh it's still going well. Um, I have this really large,
Tyram: know?
Luke Neverisky: um, well, two really large clients that, um, one is a a
Unidentified Speaker: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: battery manufacturer and they want me to come on site. Uh, and they're in California. I'm really not looking
Unidentified Speaker: then
Luke Neverisky: forward to flying across the country to do a work
Unidentified Speaker: are they in like SF where maybe you can get some nice food or something. Or is it
Luke Neverisky: thing. It's San
Unidentified Speaker: just San Jose? Okay, there's some decent food there at
Luke Neverisky: Jose. Yeah,
Tyram: Nice. Presumably good
Luke Neverisky: presumably. Um, yeah, that'll be in two
Tyram: text.
Luke Neverisky: weeks. So, that'll be interesting. Um, I really thought it was I thought it was going to be Donald's work travel just like I don't know
Unidentified Speaker: least. Okay. And they pulled you back
Luke Neverisky: why. I think I need a new
Unidentified Speaker: in.
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. I think I need an entirely new vocation to not have to do travel for
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Are you having to do a lot of travel or is this just seems to be a
Luke Neverisky: work. Just the oneoff, but like you know, uh I'm looking forward to it. zero and
Tyram: So Martha said, "Need a few more to get dinner for
Unidentified Speaker: one-off?
Tyram: Ted." I hope the word she left out was minutes because I like need a few more
Luke Neverisky: uh I will be
Tyram: hours to
Luke Neverisky: in
Tyram: get. Oh
Unidentified Speaker: Need a few more hours to get Ted to bed. Is he trying to feed Ted or or get Ted to bed? Do you
Tyram: well. Um I just all
Unidentified Speaker: know?
Tyram: I know is what time the Discord here. Um dinner is what it says.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, this should be
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: a lighter
Luke Neverisky: Um,
Unidentified Speaker: task man. Long week. I think I got some sickness. Either COVID or flu or something. Yeah. Like had
Luke Neverisky: Oh, those both
Unidentified Speaker: like a fever and shivers Wednesday night. It's like, oh, that's not
Luke Neverisky: suck. Damn. You still having him
Unidentified Speaker: good. No, I feel okay.
Luke Neverisky: now?
Unidentified Speaker: Um, but I definitely still feel like tired. Um, but I don't know if that's just because like Francis was just like so grumpy this evening or if that is like sickness or both as is often the case, but we'll
Luke Neverisky: That's true. I'm sure when you're a parent, let alone a parent of two, it's like, I'm feeling run down. Is it because I'm
Unidentified Speaker: see. Yeah, exactly.
Luke Neverisky: sick or because I'm a
Unidentified Speaker: I'm annoyed because like I've got this like you know Garmin smartwatch and I was like oh I wonder if it takes like
Luke Neverisky: parent?
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Unidentified Speaker: my temperature because that'd be really helpful like you know to help me really easily know whether I'm sick or just like generally tired like oh nope that is one of the the the um sensors it does not have.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Ah man. That's
Tyram: Didn't think Garmin used to make um like uh like
Unidentified Speaker: So
Luke Neverisky: a GPS.
Tyram: nav systems for cars back before people just use for
Unidentified Speaker: Uhhuh. Yeah. Yeah. I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, you'd stick it in your dash and
Tyram: it. That makes
Unidentified Speaker: had one of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. So, you got to get
Tyram: sense.
Unidentified Speaker: those.
Luke Neverisky: one of these smart rings because then it will uh takes temperature for
Unidentified Speaker: Is that aura?
Luke Neverisky: you. Yeah. Uh, it's an Aura competitor that doesn't use
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, okay. Oh, which one is
Luke Neverisky: a subscription. Uh,
Unidentified Speaker: that? What is it?
Luke Neverisky: Ringcon. Ringcon. Yeah, it does. But
Tyram: That sounds
Luke Neverisky: no, there it's you get the full suite of offerings without having to pay a
Unidentified Speaker: Ringcon. Do you know if it's like higher upfront
Luke Neverisky: subscription basically.
Unidentified Speaker: cost or anything like that or is it just
Luke Neverisky: I think this was like
Tyram: nefarious.
Luke Neverisky: $250, which is I don't think outrageous for that technology.
Unidentified Speaker: fine? Huh?
Luke Neverisky: Um, I think they're trying to eat into Orura's market basically by saying the exact selling point I just said of we're not going to have you, you know, hardware as a service kind of thing.
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. There we go. My headphones just started like stuttering and turning on. Okay. Interesting. I did not see this when I was like researching this uh a few months ago. Interesting. Do you like it so
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great.
Unidentified Speaker: far?
Luke Neverisky: Um, yeah, I think I have a generation two or whatever, but it's um, yeah, know it does the job.
Unidentified Speaker: Is the software like any good at
Luke Neverisky: Um, it's funny. I like it. Um it's pretty simple, right? Um it tracks what you might expect like uh sleeping uh
Unidentified Speaker: all?
Luke Neverisky: temperature, heart rate spikes. Um I have sleep apnea and so it tells me, "Hey, you have sleep apnea." And I go, "Yeah, I
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. All right. success. That's funny. Um, oh, you know
Luke Neverisky: know.
Unidentified Speaker: what? This will be interesting. Let's try this. Huh. This might be a good idea, actually.
Luke Neverisky: Okay, there you go. Any plans for
Tyram: Um well, I'll um probably go in to use some flex hours during some of it anyway, but
Luke Neverisky: ring?
Tyram: um for the most part, I'm just going to not do anything. Um, maybe I'll be able have enough time to beat Hades
Luke Neverisky: There you
Tyram: 2 in that brief window or something like that. Yeah, I play it like whenever I get some time to right now. It's a lot of fun, but um I still haven't beaten
Luke Neverisky: go. Yeah, I
Tyram: uh well beaten the game even one time
Luke Neverisky: got you. You haven't defeated the final boss or whatever.
Tyram: yet. Yeah. Well, this one
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, they
Tyram: they have like two different pathways you can take. Like the first one you just kind
Luke Neverisky: do.
Tyram: of like, well, the first one's game loop was like the same four levels over and over again, but you had to beat it like I want to say like 10 times to really beat it. Um, which sounds tedious, but they made it really
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. They
Tyram: fun and engaging because like the story was really well written and good and like they c like I never saw the end of the dialogue. Like I must have played it
Luke Neverisky: did.
Tyram: like like over a hundred hours at least and I never got through
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. And like
Tyram: the end of the dialogue options that you can find.
Unidentified Speaker: That's good.
Luke Neverisky: I can't imagine the amount of the number of voice lines in that game. Like if you were a VA and that that would be
Tyram: Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, like just and the voice acting is really good, too. And the artwork's really good, too.
Luke Neverisky: nuts.
Tyram: Like the the Hades games are definitely my favorite rogue like that I've ever played,
Luke Neverisky: It's up
Tyram: which granted I haven't played a whole lot of them, but like it's it's just it's a very good game
Unidentified Speaker: The first one
Luke Neverisky: there.
Tyram: in general and definitely the best rogue
Unidentified Speaker: just kicked my ass. Like I just could not like get very far in the first one at
Luke Neverisky: And it's
Unidentified Speaker: all.
Luke Neverisky: definitely
Tyram: like I had I definitely hit a wall for a while on this one. Like I could not get past like the second stage for a really long while. But then
Luke Neverisky: twitchy.
Tyram: like once I broke through that, I actually beat the third stage like basically immediately. Like I I like just I guess I like plateaued um to where I needed to. Um maybe part of it is me getting better. Maybe they also are really they it's designed really well to have like that incremental progress, you know, like you get enough resources to make yourself just a little bit more powerful
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Tyram: every time. And like yeah, they they've uh they've
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Tyram: made the trajectory on that pretty good where like I can feel myself getting stronger, but there's never like just like I've unlocked like some overpowered b******* that I just use all the time now. It's just I'm a little bit stronger every
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I agree with that. I found the second one the weapon choices didn't uh they not they didn't vibe with me as much as the first ones weapons.
Tyram: time. Yeah. I will say also that
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Tyram: like I understand why they did it, but
Luke Neverisky: They
Tyram: like I do miss the Aries boons because they were
Luke Neverisky: were so
Tyram: so f****** they were broken. Yeah, I I they definitely needed to get rid of it, but like they kind of replaced it with High Festus. It's just a worse version of Aries. But like, yeah, like if you get a rapid fire weapon and you're like dropping
Luke Neverisky: good.
Tyram: like a 100 damage with his boon like every time you hit someone, it the enemy is f*****. There's nothing they can do,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I never I it I bounced off of Hades to like I I I completed a run in the second one. Um and then yeah, for some reason,
Tyram: right?
Luke Neverisky: I don't know, I didn't First one was top tier for me. Second one is really good, but I feel like that was kind of
Tyram: Well, I'm definitely enjoying it so far. Yeah, I'm
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh, we got two
Tyram: definitely Oh, wow. two different perspectives
Luke Neverisky: toers. We are so
Christopher Hooper: Oh s***, I'm doing
Luke Neverisky: blessed. I guess I'll settle for
Christopher Hooper: the All right. One
Luke Neverisky: that.
Christopher Hooper: to Yeah, we need to get
Tyram: on sheer
Luke Neverisky: I hate
Christopher Hooper: that. Um, oh,
Tyram: madness. Well, too
Christopher Hooper: sorry.
Tyram: bad.
Christopher Hooper: Um, I uh man, we have struggled to get a large party together this summer. I
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: guess it's summertime. People are like doing s***, but it is uh it's been um
Luke Neverisky: It has
Christopher Hooper: it's been weird with scheduling.
Luke Neverisky: been. Well, we can blame part of that Alli's lack of ambition to become bookstore CEO. So, we we at least filed that
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. I guess that just you can't really help that. That sucks. And uh
Luke Neverisky: away.
Tyram: I don't know what Justin's b******* is. Like he's always
Christopher Hooper: At this
Tyram: like f****** miss. But weirdly enough, like um you would assume Ally was working tonight, but she's actually not. Like she
Christopher Hooper: point,
Tyram: drove all the way to Nashville. She actually took time off of work to drive to Nashville, found me at work and said, "Guess what? I'm not coming to DND
Luke Neverisky: Wow, that's commitment right
Tyram: tonight." And yeah,
Luke Neverisky: there. Well, at least she told
Tyram: just laughed at me. It was really mean.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Tyram: Uh yeah. Oh, and actually, yeah, I can see her right now. She's uh and yeah, she's pointing and laughing at me. And now she's
Luke Neverisky: She would. She would. That sounds just
Christopher Hooper: Well,
Tyram: uh
Luke Neverisky: like Ally.
Tyram: finger classic
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: I've only known her for five years, but that sounds like
Christopher Hooper: I mean, you're acting like you don't deserve
Tyram: Ally. I mean, I feel like I don't particularly deserve it. I mean
Unidentified Speaker: Feel like you always deserve
Christopher Hooper: it after what you've
Tyram: just
Unidentified Speaker: it after what you put her
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: done, after the terrible things you've
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: through. My bad go. Oh, I didn't grab it.
Luke Neverisky: We all witnessed
Christopher Hooper: done.
Tyram: I This is
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Tyram: a pretty harsh thing to hear, I gotta
Christopher Hooper: Come to Jesus moment. All right, we've achieved our quorum. Hey
Tyram: say.
Luke Neverisky: it. Is this
Christopher Hooper: Ellis, how's it
Unidentified Speaker: No, just
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: going?
Unidentified Speaker: pregnant. Ready for it to be done. Still got two
Christopher Hooper: Busy. Yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: months.
Christopher Hooper: same. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, you're Oh, yeah. You just dipped
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: into third trimester, huh? You're just
Unidentified Speaker: Yes,
Christopher Hooper: like super
Unidentified Speaker: heavy is a good way to describe
Christopher Hooper: heavy. At least hopefully it's not
Tyram: Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: it. No, no, no. I
Christopher Hooper: like sick and
Unidentified Speaker: feel fine in that
Christopher Hooper: nauseous.
Luke Neverisky: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
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Tyram: good. Well, take what you can get, I guess. Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: department.
Tyram: well, I think everybody here was here last week,
Unidentified Speaker: Yes. Plus
Luke Neverisky: This was the group I think.
Tyram: right? That and
Unidentified Speaker: Justin. What was his
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Oh,
Tyram: blue. I mean, Justin
Unidentified Speaker: excuse?
Luke Neverisky: Justin. Okay.
Tyram: was like the the main actor last week, I would
Luke Neverisky: If you're good,
Tyram: say. Like stealing suns and all sorts of cool
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Brew got
Tyram: s***.
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: the MVP. That's what the the robot
Tyram: Yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: said. Is that the first session that
Tyram: well deserved for
Christopher Hooper: Olivia got like top uh player talk share? I don't know if I've seen that
Tyram: sure. Well,
Unidentified Speaker: That's funny because I feel like I talk a lot, but I'd probably just
Tyram: it's often me, but I like I wasn't involved in
Unidentified Speaker: talk.
Christopher Hooper: before.
Tyram: any of the action last week, so I didn't have much much
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, that's
Tyram: to talk to.
Unidentified Speaker: fair.
Tyram: Um, I never shut the f****** apparently when like we have
Christopher Hooper: Um this session will be from Liliana's
Tyram: that of it now.
Luke Neverisky: She's a quiet bard. I
Christopher Hooper: perspective.
Luke Neverisky: wonder Oh, no. It just assigns the the speaker to
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, go
Luke Neverisky: the character. So, never mind. It wouldn't be like Yeah. Okay, never
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: I
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: did notice that the uh AI frequently claims people are here when they're
Unidentified Speaker: Hold
Tyram: not. Like it said that like Ally was present last week when she wasn't, for
Unidentified Speaker: on. I was pretending to be
Christopher Hooper: did. I went back and audited a bunch of stuff
Tyram: example.
Unidentified Speaker: L's. I did pretend to be El's Beth in the
Luke Neverisky: mind. Oh, that's true.
Christopher Hooper: too.
Tyram: That's true, but I feel so like it should be able to like tell that the person was never
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's like a matter of
Tyram: present or speaking, you
Christopher Hooper: record like who was in the Google Meet call.
Unidentified Speaker: beginning.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. That's
Tyram: know?
Christopher Hooper: an annoying thing that happens every now and then. And it's like never formatted the same. It's very annoying.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, the inconsistency of the formatting would be
Luke Neverisky: Do you
Christopher Hooper: And not to
Unidentified Speaker: is very
Christopher Hooper: mention, well, I mean, they're
Tyram: The one thing that is consistent is them constantly fighting over me
Christopher Hooper: fighting. This is getting out
Unidentified Speaker: annoying. Hey, I just in love
Christopher Hooper: of
Tyram: specifically.
Unidentified Speaker: with you, Taylor.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: I guess so. I mean, I don't know
Christopher Hooper: control. You're so
Tyram: how to feel about that to be
Christopher Hooper: real. Um, cool. Yeah, let's do a recap. Uh, what happened last
Luke Neverisky: You stole a
Tyram: honest. Martha should be the reap since she was mostly the one involved in the action party last week.
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. Well, we discovered that the tree is a viable way out, even though we're not sure exactly where it goes.
Luke Neverisky: son.
Christopher Hooper: time?
Unidentified Speaker: And jumping the car will be more fun. So, it's a good solid
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: backup. Um, Olivia and Brew, for some reason, were the ones doing the the sneaky espionage and lying
Tyram: Yeah. Like if you were to have that conversation in character, I feel like uh Silas would be like, "What are you complaining about? I sent you with Brew." You know, he's a professional criminal. What do you
Unidentified Speaker: mission. That's true. He did manage to steal the sun. So, he was pretty good at stealing stuff, but neither of
Tyram: want?
Unidentified Speaker: us are very deceptive or sneaky.
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, let's see. We came in at the shift change. It was surprisingly easy just to like walk in. Uh, and talked our way into part of the crew that was part of the forge. got Brew inside the forge being a some sort of engineer. And Olivia was
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: trying to b******* her way through the the
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. You're
Unidentified Speaker: for forging plates and trying to sneak and failing utterly until Brew caused a pretty big distraction by stealing by being like the sun is gone. I don't know. And we managed to plant our bombs and get out of there. And Dr. Steel was there. Feels
Christopher Hooper: right. Dr.
Unidentified Speaker: important. Captain
Christopher Hooper: Steel. Captain Steel.
Tyram: Apparently, they have a lot of titles with the AI, I think, insists on it being
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I must have like accidentally said the wrong title
Tyram: Commander
Christopher Hooper: once or something and never let me forget it. That's okay. Um, yeah. So, you
Tyram: Steel.
Christopher Hooper: did the factory, you stole the sun, um, or like nuclear power uh,
Unidentified Speaker: Steel. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: furnace thing. Um, you jet it out of
Tyram: I feel like I'm just going to keep
Christopher Hooper: there. Yeah, pocket sun is pretty cool. A lot of pocket
Tyram: calling it the
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. And we put the pocket sun in a
Christopher Hooper: things.
Unidentified Speaker: box. And it's okay. It's not going to ex come out of another dimension on us. I
Tyram: sun.
Unidentified Speaker: guess the rope thing had a time limit. It's now in
Christopher Hooper: Um, oh yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Scarlet's alternate dimension
Christopher Hooper: Right,
Unidentified Speaker: box. Treasure chest.
Christopher Hooper: right, right, right, right. Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, yeah. And then the university. I forgot that we
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: Big
Unidentified Speaker: managed to do the whole university,
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: Beast. Oh yeah, the university had like five
Unidentified Speaker: too. Yeah. I was looking back at my notes that I had
Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh. Very
Tyram: minutes.
Unidentified Speaker: university. I was like, "Yeah, we uh planted those bombs in like five minutes and got out of there, pulled the fire
Tyram: Yeah, we even managed to
Unidentified Speaker: alarm."
Luke Neverisky: Easy
Tyram: evacuate all the
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Next is, did we set off the bombs or are we about
Luke Neverisky: peasy.
Christopher Hooper: efficient.
Unidentified Speaker: to? Did we? I wrote
Luke Neverisky: Um, I thought we did, didn't
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Unidentified Speaker: down set off bombs exclamation
Christopher Hooper: The very last thing
Tyram: elizabeths.
Christopher Hooper: uh the very last thing was a
Unidentified Speaker: point.
Christopher Hooper: starship plummeting in into the earth like towards the earth and then the bombs uh going
Luke Neverisky: we?
Christopher Hooper: off uh with the tower
Unidentified Speaker: It has a
Christopher Hooper: uh falling um and spanning onto the city wall several blocks.
Tyram: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: ramp.
Christopher Hooper: And yeah, we were um and that's where we left off uh with um y'all now deciding uh
Tyram: So,
Christopher Hooper: your escape
Tyram: Okay. So, I feel like Silus would be like working to get
Unidentified Speaker: I was wondering
Tyram: the Bugatti out of the pocket village so that we can
Unidentified Speaker: where it was.
Christopher Hooper: plan.
Tyram: try to Yeah. So, we can do a sick
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: jump off the tower over the city wall and escape that
Christopher Hooper: Um, so, uh, I think we already noted the bugatti can only hold two people. Um, so,
Tyram: way. It's a car. How is it only holding two
Unidentified Speaker: I'm just going to pull up an image of a
Luke Neverisky: Well, most sports cars can really only really hold two people. Like there's a back seat,
Christopher Hooper: Huh.
Tyram: people?
Unidentified Speaker: Bugatt of a Bugatti. And I'm pretty sure it's just a
Tyram: Okay. So,
Unidentified Speaker: two-seater.
Tyram: is this just like a seating thing or is this a uh a weight capacity thing? Because Silus doesn't need a seat.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: but
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um,
Tyram: I could just stick to the hood of the car if I need
Christopher Hooper: so it only fits two people safely. Do you all want to say good night to
Tyram: to.
Christopher Hooper: Estid?
Tyram: Good night, Ashton.
Christopher Hooper: You want to say good night to my D and D friends?
Unidentified Speaker: Sure.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You going to have the headphone
Unidentified Speaker: A good
Luke Neverisky: All
Tyram: your
Unidentified Speaker: night. Good night. Have a good
Luke Neverisky: right, we're
Christopher Hooper: on Sweet Dreams. Can you hear
Tyram: dreams. I hope you have a good night and a good
Unidentified Speaker: sleep.
Christopher Hooper: them? All right. Good
Tyram: weekend.
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. Good
Christopher Hooper: night. Good
Tyram: All
Unidentified Speaker: night.
Luke Neverisky: fine.
Christopher Hooper: night. All right. Big hug. They said good
Unidentified Speaker: Are they in the same
Christopher Hooper: night.
Unidentified Speaker: room? Yeah. No,
Christopher Hooper: No. Oh, no. No. No. No. We're
Unidentified Speaker: no, no, no, no.
Christopher Hooper: not sharing rooms. I saw one of
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: my friends has a like two-year-old and a six-year-old in the same room and it looked like chaos and now
Unidentified Speaker: Like
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: has delayed me in thinking of
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, we don't really have much of a choice. They're going to have to
Christopher Hooper: that possibility.
Unidentified Speaker: share a room at some point.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Well, there you go. Or someone's in the garage, I
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, that's
Luke Neverisky: That's right. There's
Christopher Hooper: guess. Um, all right. So, um, two people can safely and securely, uh, ride in the blue
Luke Neverisky: that.
Christopher Hooper: body, but if y'all want to figure other stuff out, you
Unidentified Speaker: true. How many of us are there?
Christopher Hooper: can. I think I think fitting
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: everybody will be pretty difficult.
Tyram: Well, well, let's uh point out for a moment. Silus can probably just stick to
Christopher Hooper: So,
Tyram: the the top of the car. I don't need a seat. Um and I feel
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Tyram: I'm going to feel confident that I can just kind of cling to the
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: car without having to worry too much. Um, someone can get in the trunk. In fact, I dare say that we could put Brew in the trunk, which would conveniently also explain why he's not um talking much this
Unidentified Speaker: Elizabeth needs to
Luke Neverisky: That's true.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. A
Tyram: session. And um well that with
Unidentified Speaker: drive. We can stick
Luke Neverisky: My
Christopher Hooper: a bugatti only has a frunk, by the way. But The brood can
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Tyram: Elizabeth
Unidentified Speaker: him in the
Luke Neverisky: front in the
Christopher Hooper: fit in the in the frunk.
Tyram: wherever the f****** boot is.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Yeah. Wherever he goes in there. Um that that's completely irrelevant, but
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Well, it's entirely relevant
Unidentified Speaker: front. And who
Christopher Hooper: because it's a spacing obstacle and
Tyram: um All
Unidentified Speaker: knows where the accident
Luke Neverisky: front. Yeah, that
Christopher Hooper: Bugatti is very, very specifically not very good
Unidentified Speaker: happens.
Luke Neverisky: is
Christopher Hooper: at hauling stuff. But a Brew will fit in the frunk, I think.
Tyram: right. Okay. So, I guess we just need to come up with one more seat because one of you two can be in the passenger seat and
Unidentified Speaker: Liliana can sit in
Tyram: uh Ellsworth is
Unidentified Speaker: my lap and it just won't be
Tyram: driving. Nothing about this is safe anyway, so f*** that.
Unidentified Speaker: safe. I mean, Olivia's a dwarf. It's not like she takes she takes up a lot of
Luke Neverisky: Okay, that's true. I think it's the bill
Christopher Hooper: Um, all
Unidentified Speaker: space. I I'm sure you wouldn't want me on your lap and all my heavy armor and
Luke Neverisky: both.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: dense
Luke Neverisky: Oh, no. That's
Christopher Hooper: So, yeah. So, so one one thing to note, right, is you're adding a bunch of weight and you're trying to get this car to jump a gap, right? So,
Unidentified Speaker: muscles.
Christopher Hooper: um that's something to think about as well. Um if you're going to do anything to to lighten the load, I don't know if y'all got anything
Unidentified Speaker: Can we just use the van
Luke Neverisky: funny. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to
Unidentified Speaker: or we just all hop in the pocket village and only Elizabeth does the jump? Even though Elizabeth's not
Christopher Hooper: either
Tyram: That's true. That's also true is that someone could just be in the portable hole.
Unidentified Speaker: here.
Christopher Hooper: The portable hold doesn't have
Tyram: Two people in fact will just be in the portable
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: air, so you can only be there until you suffocate uh like 10 minutes or something like that.
Tyram: hole. If we're not over the ramp in 10 minutes, I feel
Christopher Hooper: Um it's
Tyram: like something's gone
Unidentified Speaker: Why can't we be in the pocket
Luke Neverisky: What do you
Christopher Hooper: true.
Unidentified Speaker: village? I can sit on the like
Tyram: wrong. You could sure but like I in case we
Unidentified Speaker: on the beach and have a like
Tyram: need I was
Unidentified Speaker: uh
Tyram: just um if If there is something that comes up where
Unidentified Speaker: margarita.
Tyram: we do want people to be like available to do stuff, the pocket village is uh cutting you off from that more effectively than the hole is. Like you can jump out of the hole whenever, but like getting you out of the pocket village might take a
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Does the hole not have any air even though it's like open or I like stick my head out of the
Christopher Hooper: True. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: hole?
Christopher Hooper: that's right. You're either in the hole or out of the hole. And
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: when you're in, there's no air.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, I'm going to put it on Bruce's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: task list to create submarine gear or
Tyram: bit.
Unidentified Speaker: like a a breather just for like like one of those little like O2
Christopher Hooper: A
Unidentified Speaker: canisters that you just like sit there and breathe on while you're in the pot in the
Christopher Hooper: breather. Yeah.
Tyram: Well, like
Luke Neverisky: Um, I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: their solution is just to put like a straw and then like situated like
Unidentified Speaker: hole. Yeah, we put him on it
Luke Neverisky: suspected
Christopher Hooper: It's either in or
Tyram: halfway out of the hole and halfway in the hole.
Unidentified Speaker: and then he just hands me a
Luke Neverisky: Um, so the spell there's a spell conjure animals which says you conjure
Christopher Hooper: out.
Unidentified Speaker: snorkel.
Luke Neverisky: spirits. They're spectral intangible animals. However, so at first that makes me think that they can't interact with the real world, but
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: then the the spell effect as far as a combat goes is um they force enemies to make deck saving throws otherwise take slashing damage, which then makes me think, okay, they can interact with corporeal
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. Do you want to make some spectral animals to help pull the bugatti over like Santa sleigh? I can also
Luke Neverisky: things. Yes, that's what I'm trying to think
Unidentified Speaker: make Bob. And Bob can help too. And I can ride on
Luke Neverisky: of.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: Bob. So I'm not in
Luke Neverisky: So I guess DM Toeer,
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Luke Neverisky: do you think that's an abuse of the spell or do you think
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't think they're
Unidentified Speaker: the Well, the
Luke Neverisky: that's that's
Christopher Hooper: fast enough to pull the
Unidentified Speaker: Bugatti is running too. What's Bob
Christopher Hooper: Bugatti. I mean, to get
Luke Neverisky: true? So what
Christopher Hooper: a you could get a kickstart. So, you could kickstart the Bugatti to gain some initial power momentum, but when
Luke Neverisky: about fast
Christopher Hooper: it's going the Bugatti goes like 150 miles an
Unidentified Speaker: speed?
Luke Neverisky: But hear me out. What if instead of trying to have them
Christopher Hooper: hour, right?
Luke Neverisky: pull, it's more like the movie Up with like balloons and that they're like a bunch of birds like slowing the descent.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Anyway, right. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Oh, to like lighten basically you're lightening it,
Unidentified Speaker: I also could just ride Bob and not add weight
Luke Neverisky: exactly. Pulling
Christopher Hooper: right?
Unidentified Speaker: to it.
Luke Neverisky: up. Oh, that's
Christopher Hooper: Um, how fast is Bob,
Tyram: probably
Unidentified Speaker: 60 feet. Oh, no. That's
Luke Neverisky: true. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: though?
Tyram: get left in the dust.
Unidentified Speaker: teleporting. I can teleport 60 feet. And the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: speed is 60 as well. So, I can get going at 60 miles an hour and then just like jump as far as I can and then teleport the rest of the way.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: I think as you're going over the wall that could probably work. Um I I think for both ideas as you're going over the wall to lighten it. Um or uh I don't know how this Bugatti's um
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could use the the animals to kind of like tilt it up so that we land tires, back tires first to kind of like lift the nose up and kind of
Christopher Hooper: landing.
Unidentified Speaker: control the
Luke Neverisky: That's true. Yeah. I wouldn't think they'd be strong enough to actually
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And Bob. That's where Bob
Luke Neverisky: lift.
Christopher Hooper: might be super useful, right? Bob and the
Tyram: Yeah. Like, yeah, we
Christopher Hooper: animals.
Tyram: summon all the animals to kind of not to boost our speed, but act as a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Right.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: descent.
Luke Neverisky: See?
Christopher Hooper: Um, that's a super sick idea.
Tyram: parachute.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and I think for this maybe we'll just throw Brew in the village. I mean, so for that y'all all need to be like out of things available because that's going to be happening very fast. Um so uh keep that in mind. Um I think I think the the main thing I was thinking of is
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: the lightness to gain air and if you have mechanisms to to gain that I think it should be okay.
Unidentified Speaker: Does anybody have feather fall? We could cast it on it as we're jumping. I don't
Luke Neverisky: I don't think so.
Unidentified Speaker: I know I
Luke Neverisky: Um, do I
Tyram: I don't have spells at
Unidentified Speaker: don't What's on your tattoo spell? Would you
Tyram: all. Um, I
Unidentified Speaker: pick?
Luke Neverisky: have Hold up. I have Levitate, which says you
Tyram: have hunter
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, there you go.
Luke Neverisky: can do a loose object of your choice. Is a car a loose
Unidentified Speaker: There we
Luke Neverisky: object? All
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, Brew has levitate too.
Tyram: mark. Okay. Yeah, that
Unidentified Speaker: go. Oh my gosh, we're making dual
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: man. I don't know why we even talk about these things. Luke always has
Luke Neverisky: Oh, I will I will
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay,
Tyram: the perfect spell for the situation,
Luke Neverisky: caveat that by saying there's a weight limit to 500 lb. I I take that
Unidentified Speaker: Lia. I have no idea how much a car
Christopher Hooper: guys. Okay. Brew has
Tyram: which don't forget to know
Luke Neverisky: back. Maybe
Tyram: that. Um, so maybe you just misread the 500 lb
Luke Neverisky: maybe 5,000 pounds. Actually, I meant to
Tyram: thing. Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: weighs. That makes more sense.
Luke Neverisky: read
Christopher Hooper: blur.
Tyram: 5,000b. which I'm honestly not sure if
Luke Neverisky: Oh, this seems
Tyram: the car is less than 5,000 anyway, but
Luke Neverisky: like I
Christopher Hooper: Well, I think I think the way I think the I think the way we could play that because you're not actually trying to levitate it from zero. You're trying to basically soften or prolong an
Unidentified Speaker: Yes.
Luke Neverisky: mean that's true. I'm not I'm letting gravity
Christopher Hooper: already in-flight object,
Tyram: um
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. Yeah. You're not trying to levitate it. You're just trying to like lighten
Luke Neverisky: win. I just want to fight it as much as I
Christopher Hooper: right?
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: the load. So, it said 4,000 lbs when I Googled
Luke Neverisky: can.
Tyram: Wait.
Christopher Hooper: So I think you could like levitate 500 lb
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Perfect. Oh, that's
Christopher Hooper: worth of the car effectively like reducing its like you know gravitational
Unidentified Speaker: it. This sounds like a really fun
Christopher Hooper: uh effect of it.
Tyram: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: physics math problem. Like you calculate the the like
Luke Neverisky: true. It does. I was just thinking that.
Christopher Hooper: Right.
Unidentified Speaker: velocity and the trajectory and then you have to like midflight
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: recalculate
Tyram: Yeah, if I if I taught a physics class, this would be a great one to
Unidentified Speaker: it.
Tyram: use for
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. No, probably could have
Christopher Hooper: But none of us are that
Unidentified Speaker: done it when I took physics one in
Christopher Hooper: smart.
Tyram: sure.
Unidentified Speaker: 20
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: 2009.
Christopher Hooper: I do want to float and Brew I think has tried this before that he has enlarge and
Luke Neverisky: No. All
Christopher Hooper: reduce. Um, and I feel
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: like there's a couple opportunities here either to try
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to I don't think enlarging the engine. Well, like if it were a jet engine that would like make it very simple be like um but I
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: think enlarging car engine is not actually that that helpful but reducing things might
Tyram: Well, what if he cast? Yeah. What if he reduc What if he we once again like have that go for the parachute effect? He reduces it so that um the levitate and potentially like any animal friends um have an easier time because it should cut the
Christopher Hooper: help. Mhm. Mhm.
Tyram: weight in half,
Unidentified Speaker: Can you reduce certain parts of it like the engine so that everyone inside the car doesn't get
Luke Neverisky: We want
Unidentified Speaker: squished? Yeah. I'm imagining like
Luke Neverisky: to avoid a a Titan
Christopher Hooper: Oh.
Unidentified Speaker: submarine
Luke Neverisky: thing. Yeah, we're not all
Tyram: right? Maybe when we're in the landing part, that's when people crawl into the portable hole and like Silus can probably figure something out. Like I don't think we need to worry about him. But
Christopher Hooper: Um, and he also has levitate, too. So he could just add
Unidentified Speaker: like there we
Luke Neverisky: billionaires.
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Christopher Hooper: another 500 pounds um to
Unidentified Speaker: go. I think that's
Christopher Hooper: to Liliana's too. That might be the best.
Unidentified Speaker: better. We make it 1,000 pounds lighter.
Christopher Hooper: Um um there's something else.
Tyram: um
Christopher Hooper: Um I would like to let you know. Um you all have uh a chance to level up. Now I don't want you to do it yet. The way you're going to do it is over this session and and the next sessions forward when you have a time where you need to level up, you can let you level up right then and there.
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: And as part of that, you effectively instantly take a long
Unidentified Speaker: No. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: rest.
Luke Neverisky: Interesting.
Christopher Hooper: Um, I I note this because it allows me to um attempt to destroy you all. And so those are the stakes that leaving the
Luke Neverisky: So, I love that for us.
Christopher Hooper: city will be.
Luke Neverisky: So to to play it back, we get to pick
Tyram: I feel like this is
Unidentified Speaker: What?
Luke Neverisky: a we get to pick a narrative event that says ah
Tyram: work for us. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: this is I need to trigger a level up and all the benefits that come with that and I
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: instantly do it. Okay. So you're going to throw some s*** at us and I might be like there's no way I'm going to do this. I need to whatever or
Christopher Hooper: That's
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, 12th is not very fun for me. Anyway, I get an ability improvement
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Unidentified Speaker: score and that's it.
Christopher Hooper: So
Tyram: That's pretty much everyone's thing for
Unidentified Speaker: 13 is even worse. I get Well, I get one more spell slot and a plus five proficiency.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: 12. At 13, I get the
Unidentified Speaker: That's
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Oh, I
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Tyram: ability to just make myself invisible whenever I
Luke Neverisky: became less
Tyram: want. Well, whenever I want. And I have to use my
Luke Neverisky: useful.
Tyram: psychic die for it. But I've got a lot of those, so it should be
Unidentified Speaker: nice.
Christopher Hooper: Jesus. The important thing is you get to have instantly a
Tyram: fine.
Christopher Hooper: long rest. So um Refill health,
Luke Neverisky: God
Christopher Hooper: refill spell slots. So, use your
Luke Neverisky: focus. Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: spells, use your health, you
Luke Neverisky: Good. Let's get back
Christopher Hooper: know. Let's get f***** up.
Luke Neverisky: to
Christopher Hooper: Um, so, uh, y, this all happened in a split second. Um, I love these ideas. Y'all are in front of the research center that's just like in the park. It's It's blown up at the base and is is fallen over into the wall. There are people just screaming all around. A starship has like crashed into the other side of the
Tyram: Um, I actually want to ask about
Christopher Hooper: park. Yeah. Go
Tyram: that. Um, does silos suspect does like silos have a reason to think that when we pulled one of the L's bits out of that what we thought was like a training simulator, they might have actually been piloting a ship and that's what
Christopher Hooper: ahead. Um, give me
Tyram: caused it to crash as soon as we uh pulled her
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: an arcana
Tyram: out. Could it be insight
Christopher Hooper: check. Um, I don't think
Tyram: maybe? Damn it. Okay. Well, well, I I don't know.
Luke Neverisky: great.
Christopher Hooper: so. A one natural
Tyram: One. I rolled a two and I have a minus one on
Christopher Hooper: one. Oh, okay.
Tyram: Arcana. I wish I had rolled a one. I would have gotten to reroll
Christopher Hooper: Um, you're not sure. You probably think it's unrelated to what you've been doing. You have no
Tyram: it. Okay. I the player feel pretty confident. But yeah, Silus doesn't put that together, I
Christopher Hooper: idea. Um, so there is this pandemonium. There are now uh moments later you now hear a siren going off in the city.
Tyram: guess.
Christopher Hooper: Um you uh you now see drones are now like stirring around the city. And you also see there are um several like jets that are now um flying like they appear to be like if you if you look around and like see over the ocean, you see some that were like heading out are now like looping back. Um, the city is on alert. Uh, you see just peeking over, you start to see like glowing figures like rising up into the air and like beginning
Unidentified Speaker: All right, guys. I think it's time to blow this
Christopher Hooper: to like scout
Unidentified Speaker: popsicle stand. Let's get out of
Luke Neverisky: This is some crap.
Tyram: Absolutely. Okay. So, we uh we we fish the we're going with Bugatti
Unidentified Speaker: here. Climb on top of the tower. Get out the
Luke Neverisky: Jeez.
Christopher Hooper: around.
Tyram: plane, right? I think we have to start at the bottom of the tower so we can like drive it up
Unidentified Speaker: bugatti. Well, I assume if it's like a tower and it's falling over, the base is
Tyram: the
Unidentified Speaker: is like like ripped off the ground. It's not like a perfect ramp. We got
Tyram: Bugatti. If we
Unidentified Speaker: to get on top of it.
Tyram: if we ran all the way to the wall at the top of the tower, we might as well just
Unidentified Speaker: Tougher. No, I mean
Tyram: jump instead of doing any of the Bugatti at all.
Unidentified Speaker: it's like you said it's multiple blocks
Tyram: Oh, do you mean like on top of like the bottom of
Unidentified Speaker: on. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: the tower that's like right in front of us? Oh, okay.
Unidentified Speaker: I'm imagining like a tower that toppled over. Like there's just like this big old ripped off base that we have to like scale to get up. It's not like it's smashed into a perfect ramp that we could just drive. I don't know.
Tyram: Okay. Is that true? Or is it
Unidentified Speaker: Toer.
Christopher Hooper: Um, give me a
Tyram: smashed into a perfect perfect ramp that we can just
Christopher Hooper: perception check.
Tyram: drive? There we go. I'm better at that. Uh 16. I can boost.
Unidentified Speaker: Seven brew.
Tyram: I can boost it if you want me
Unidentified Speaker: What is
Tyram: to. Bru's fishing
Unidentified Speaker: it?
Luke Neverisky: I
Christopher Hooper: Um 18.
Tyram: the Bugatti
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um it looks like uh there is
Tyram: out.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: um a piece. So, as Ellis says, it looks like the base is kind of sticking out. You think if you broke that off in the right way, it might fall down into like a ramp for you. Um, but right now it's it's holding kind of like parallel with the the
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: building.
Tyram: Um, while Bruce's fishing that out, maybe the rest of us can try
Christopher Hooper: fishing. What? What is
Tyram: to prepare the ramp here.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, he's getting the Bugatti
Luke Neverisky: Turn.
Christopher Hooper: bru? Oh,
Tyram: He's getting the Bugatti out of the pocket village. And I guess Ellswith
Unidentified Speaker: out. Yeah, I'm sure they're they're working on
Christopher Hooper: okay. Yeah.
Tyram: is going in so she can like just drive it out of the pocket
Unidentified Speaker: it together. I mean, I could just I could hit this
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You're
Tyram: village.
Unidentified Speaker: piece with my battle axe and just see if I can smash it.
Christopher Hooper: hearing.
Tyram: Yeah, maybe you could also maybe throw me up there if you wanted if you wanted someone like on top and on bottom to work on
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh, guys, I've got some spells that may be tricky. Is
Tyram: it.
Unidentified Speaker: shatter sounds like a great
Christopher Hooper: I got thunderwave and shatter. Maybe like
Unidentified Speaker: idea. I'm
Luke Neverisky: Those are perfect against inanimate
Christopher Hooper: uh Yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: assuming it was just like a giant piece of steel that could
Christopher Hooper: let's do it. Okay, third level shatter. Here we
Unidentified Speaker: shatter. Here we
Luke Neverisky: objects.
Unidentified Speaker: go. I can't tell what those rolled
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: go. 16. Uh, and let's see if he hits the right spot. I'm going to do I think
Luke Neverisky: 16. Thank
Christopher Hooper: I think
Luke Neverisky: you.
Christopher Hooper: um I think we'll actually do a spell attack roll here. Oh, no. That's not the right die. No. All right.
Tyram: Um, this is a bit of a hopeful thing I'm going to ask here.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Um, do I recogn all the drones that are flying around. Do any of them happen to be the same drones that broadcast like that TV show that we were on? The one that like live streamed our adventure in the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, go ahead and give me a perception
Tyram: library. Okay, there we go. Uh 24 and I can boost
Christopher Hooper: check. Um, 24. Do you mean like
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: the exact one or the same type of
Tyram: What I'm hoping to do here is if I can see yeah that exact drone that like live streams that's not like going to like city control or whatever but rather like is showing images to the people of
Unidentified Speaker: So, has like news channel 4 written on the side or is that what you're looking
Christopher Hooper: drone?
Tyram: Elderan. Yeah. So
Unidentified Speaker: for?
Tyram: like like the citizens of the town would see anything I said
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. You see a
Tyram: to that
Christopher Hooper: broadcast drone that that looks like a like a and you see like news
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: reporters like running after it and like a truck and it's like deployed. Two of them actually. One's headed to the tower. One's headed like around the park. Maybe checking out the crash
Tyram: drone. Okay. Um the one that's near the tower. How far away is it
Christopher Hooper: starship feet. It's It's probably like 10 feet
Tyram: from? Well, while Brew's working on the
Christopher Hooper: away.
Tyram: Okay. Um, while Brew's doing the explosion stuff, Liv, can you get me to that drone? Like,
Unidentified Speaker: Sure.
Tyram: throw me at
Unidentified Speaker: I think so. Sweetie, you want me to do like a straight up
Tyram: it. All right, let's do it. I
Unidentified Speaker: strength
Christopher Hooper: All right. Doing
Tyram: get I assume the the throw
Unidentified Speaker: athletics? Well,
Christopher Hooper: athletics. Yep. O. Not
Tyram: position.
Unidentified Speaker: 13. Not too good. Do I have any lucky points? Where's my lucky
Christopher Hooper: too
Unidentified Speaker: point? Oh, I did save one. Do it again. There we go. 19.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, there
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Christopher Hooper: good.
Unidentified Speaker: It's my last lucky point. We better make this
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Tyram: Nice. I hope so. But I think this could do like a lot of damage if I do this right.
Unidentified Speaker: jump. Okay, I'm just going to pick him up and then like chuck him at
Luke Neverisky: goes
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Unidentified Speaker: it.
Tyram: Yeah, I want to if I can grab
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: the drone and point the camera at
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh, go ahead and give me uh an acrobatics or
Tyram: me. Definitely acrobatics. Uh, nice.
Christopher Hooper: athletics. Jesus Christ. Okay.
Tyram: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You you're like you perfect like
Tyram: 30
Christopher Hooper: softball throw right onto it. You latch on and it's like hard. It's struggling with your weight, but it's like and and but you you're clamorred on and you can you can definitely face into it if you want to.
Tyram: Okay. I want to say so that I'm being broadcast to the people of Elderan. Eldora failed to stop this because she is a false god. And I'll just let it go.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, it was like worth
Christopher Hooper: Um, the Bugatti is out. Uh, Liliana, you want to do anything here?
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Um,
Unidentified Speaker: it.
Luke Neverisky: no, I don't think so. Just help the Bugatti get out, I guess. Trying to think of health be useful here, but I don't.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Uh, Scarlet's going to get into Pocket
Unidentified Speaker: I
Christopher Hooper: Village.
Tyram: Oh, f***. I completely forgot about Scarlet during that
Unidentified Speaker: did
Christopher Hooper: Um, I I brought her up mostly to
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: see if she had any spells or anything we might want to use, but I'm like, h more more trouble than it's worth. Um,
Tyram: whole. She
Unidentified Speaker: too.
Christopher Hooper: Brew. Yeah.
Tyram: came in clutch with BB's chest
Christopher Hooper: Um, Brew uh
Tyram: already.
Christopher Hooper: breaks off. He did Oh, he had a total of 21 uh for breaking off a piece to create a ramp. Uh I think that's not going to quite do
Unidentified Speaker: Olivia's just going to go over and smash and see
Christopher Hooper: it. So
Unidentified Speaker: if she can fi finalize
Christopher Hooper: he's okay.
Tyram: Does have chatter or
Unidentified Speaker: it. No, I'm just going to hit it. Oh, I crit
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: failed. That's fun. Oh, but I get two
Luke Neverisky: Uh, I
Unidentified Speaker: attacks. Yeah, I
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Um, go
Luke Neverisky: think Elsa
Unidentified Speaker: missed 18 to
Luke Neverisky: has
Christopher Hooper: ahead. All
Luke Neverisky: Thunder.
Christopher Hooper: right. So, you you like hit it and hit it again and then it just collapses on you.
Unidentified Speaker: hit.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, go ahead and give me go ahead and take a 3d8 uh um budgeoning damage.
Unidentified Speaker: 12. Let me double check. I've got I can reduce physical damage by three. And what was that? Go back to the chat.
Christopher Hooper: 12. So that'd be
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, that's okay.
Christopher Hooper: nine just collapses further on you. Um but uh it looks like it looks like the ramp is down now. Um, uh, you hear the All right, everybody get on. That's
Luke Neverisky: Good All
Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth. I can't I can't do Alli's voice because it's a real
Unidentified Speaker: And I'm I'm writing Bob. Or is Bob helping with the Bob can't fly or anything? He can just help Misty step.
Christopher Hooper: voice. Yeah, I don't think you can do that yet. From my
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: understanding, y'all are doing that like when you're already in light as like parachute
Unidentified Speaker: Gotcha. Oh, I'll just jump
Christopher Hooper: mode. So, I think y'all are all
Unidentified Speaker: off. Okay. All right, Lily. Pat my
Luke Neverisky: All right. Bless the seat belt. Tight. It's
Tyram: Um, I just I just like jump onto the
Unidentified Speaker: lap. Actually, maybe we should reverse that, Liliana, so that
Tyram: back of the car and thing to it.
Unidentified Speaker: I can open the door and jump out and jump onto Bob.
Luke Neverisky: good. That's fair.
Christopher Hooper: writing
Tyram: I like like one of those like Garfield things people put in their windshields back in the
Christopher Hooper: Are you are you um sticking on the top of it or something like
Tyram: day.
Christopher Hooper: that? Is
Tyram: I'm going to stick on the back of the like the like where the trunk should
Christopher Hooper: that okay? Gotcha. Um all right, cool. Uh we are going to take
Tyram: be.
Christopher Hooper: um El Smith's first driving check with
Tyram: I was so worried. You're about to say we're about to take a bathroom break. Like what what is this timing?
Christopher Hooper: She got a
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: 27. So she peels out and there's a narrow like you know just basically like a doorway like like a collapsed in.
Tyram: What? Oh,
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: Silas would like to hand her, he keeps it in his pocket, a playlist for when his criminal gangs do cool car chases. And so,
Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh.
Tyram: uh, hold on, that's gonna play a song here.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Huh. Huh.
Luke Neverisky: Huh? Love
Christopher Hooper: All right. And we're
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: off. Um, she starts driving full speed, pedal to the metal. Um, and behind you, you now see, I want,
Luke Neverisky: I can
Unidentified Speaker: Say
Christopher Hooper: um, Luke, why don't you roll me a D6?
Luke Neverisky: throw you a
Unidentified Speaker: my Won't you lay hands on
Christopher Hooper: You are rolling me whether um
Unidentified Speaker: me? My transfer
Christopher Hooper: Captain Steel goes to the tower, to the factory,
Luke Neverisky: D6. He goes to a
Unidentified Speaker: my tragedy got I cannot
Christopher Hooper: or to the barracks.
Luke Neverisky: three. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: live the sunset ship when the
Christopher Hooper: He goes to three. He is going to go to the
Luke Neverisky: You f******
Unidentified Speaker: moon is round. Got to bust that box. Got to cut that
Christopher Hooper: barracks. Um and so instead of
Unidentified Speaker: first. But I
Christopher Hooper: him high on your tail, there is another
Unidentified Speaker: never really got too far for the
Christopher Hooper: um angel soldier uh fast approaching the
Unidentified Speaker: transformation.
Christopher Hooper: site. Um, and uh along
Unidentified Speaker: My body is God. I like it.
Christopher Hooper: with uh one of their ships
Luke Neverisky: would.
Unidentified Speaker: My heart's my heart is God. I
Christopher Hooper: and right behind you
Unidentified Speaker: like it. Come on straight. My body is
Christopher Hooper: uh they fire a um what we
Unidentified Speaker: great, but God I like it. My
Christopher Hooper: know as a tor as a missile um destroying the ground
Unidentified Speaker: heart's My body is God. I
Christopher Hooper: behind you. I need you all to make a dexterity saving
Unidentified Speaker: like me your
Christopher Hooper: throw and we're going to take the average.
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, that's not
Luke Neverisky: That's not
Unidentified Speaker: day. I'll turn you around in time. When the moon
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's not good.
Tyram: I
Unidentified Speaker: good. Oh my
Luke Neverisky: good. Oh, sure. All right, Taylor. Leave
Unidentified Speaker: is round and fool don't think you trick that blow on
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh my goodness. Oh my
Tyram: need to throw up the average
Unidentified Speaker: goodness. Can we get some bard
Luke Neverisky: us. Uh, how many charges
Unidentified Speaker: my mind I recognize you're juice? How many do you have left?
Luke Neverisky: do I have left? Jeez. I got three
Unidentified Speaker: a string inside there was a
Christopher Hooper: goodness.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Maybe. Yeah. Hold
Luke Neverisky: left. I'm gonna
Unidentified Speaker: lucky you you
Luke Neverisky: hold
Unidentified Speaker: you
Tyram: here. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Our average is six right now or
Unidentified Speaker: him. Okay, that's know I know it's
Tyram: Um, I got a 26.
Luke Neverisky: something. That's 46 /
Christopher Hooper: You got a 26.
Tyram: Yeah, I rolled an at one, but I get
Unidentified Speaker: better. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What
Luke Neverisky: 3. That's 15 and a
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Oh,
Tyram: a reroll though since I'm a
Unidentified Speaker: about my I forgot about my Oreo protection. So, it's a plus three to Turn
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Tyram: halfling.
Unidentified Speaker: both to
Christopher Hooper: Oh
Tyram: Oh, you're right. That's a 29
Unidentified Speaker: everybody. So, it's a plus nine
Luke Neverisky: half. So I
Christopher Hooper: wow.
Tyram: then. Everyone's a three higher than it was. Yeah, man. I f******
Unidentified Speaker: overall. Yeah. Oh, I'm glad I remembered
Luke Neverisky: think
Tyram: love
Unidentified Speaker: that. It's been so
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: down
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, that was that was
Tyram: protection.
Unidentified Speaker: me. down to the
Christopher Hooper: clutch. Oh wow. So
Unidentified Speaker: long. floor. Open my hands and let
Christopher Hooper: um that along with uh El Smith driving role uh gives you average of
Unidentified Speaker: them
Christopher Hooper: 18. Um so that's huge.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: feel down to
Christopher Hooper: Um all right. So y'all only get half of
Luke Neverisky: All
Unidentified Speaker: my open my heart on
Tyram: Does my uh
Unidentified Speaker: your
Christopher Hooper: this. Yeah.
Tyram: evasion come into play for me here?
Luke Neverisky: right. All
Unidentified Speaker: feel on
Christopher Hooper: Um, so just half of six budgeoning damage
Unidentified Speaker: show you what
Christopher Hooper: here. So three.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: Um, she heals away. There's this rocks right
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: behind you. They they're clattering onto the car, breaking some of the windows, but y'all are mostly able to shake it off fairly easily. Um, y'all are now going several hundred miles
Unidentified Speaker: I
Christopher Hooper: an hour. um just
Unidentified Speaker: meant.
Christopher Hooper: jettisoning up this uh fallen
Unidentified Speaker: All the girls cannot
Christopher Hooper: tower. There are there's now like a plane that streaks over you and uh is like seeming to curve around. And this is where we're going to take
Unidentified Speaker: live
Christopher Hooper: Ellmith's uh second role, which is uh I'll reveal that in a second as
Unidentified Speaker: on true
Christopher Hooper: we all take our next group dexterity saving
Unidentified Speaker: forever.
Tyram: Oh
Unidentified Speaker: Oh god, I crit
Tyram: man,
Unidentified Speaker: failed. But I got a plus Forever forever.
Christopher Hooper: throw. Holy s***.
Tyram: I got a
Unidentified Speaker: three. But Oh, we're
Christopher Hooper: Holy s***.
Tyram: I got a 20. I got a 29
Unidentified Speaker: don't forget the overall plus nine to everybody. paper.
Luke Neverisky: Um yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: forever. Let's go.
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Tyram: again. Yeah. Plus three.
Luke Neverisky: 15 for me. Um, can I could I impose some sort of like penalty on the plane if they're close enough with like a hypnotic pattern or something? So, I don't
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you can try.
Luke Neverisky: it's 120 ft. I don't know how close these I don't know what concept how close the plane is obviously, but if that's too close then
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, no, I think that's I think that's legit. Go ahead and
Luke Neverisky: obviously
Unidentified Speaker: Forever.
Christopher Hooper: give me um I guess it just uh I need to give you a save,
Luke Neverisky: Wisdom 17.
Christopher Hooper: huh? Okay. Will you roll me the d20 for the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah. You rolled. All right. My lurals come in handy. You rolled a five plus with the
Christopher Hooper: pilot? Um hypnotic
Luke Neverisky: bonfire.
Christopher Hooper: pattern. Uh what happens to
Luke Neverisky: They have the paralyzed condition.
Christopher Hooper: them? They have the paralyzed
Luke Neverisky: Oh, wait. That's hold person. Sorry. No, no, no. My bad. Uh, hold person is right above
Christopher Hooper: condition. Holy
Tyram: Um, I think they
Luke Neverisky: it. Yes, that's what it
Tyram: can take they're charmed and they can take no
Christopher Hooper: s***. Um, and the idea is like they're just
Luke Neverisky: is.
Christopher Hooper: like,
Tyram: action. Yeah. Basically, it like puts them
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: "Right." All right.
Tyram: into like a little mini coma. Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: ad
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to kick your
Tyram: we got a vape. I was going to switch over to
Unidentified Speaker: So I tell her Liberty Mutual's
Christopher Hooper: video. Oh, okay. Got it.
Tyram: car chase city. Sorry. All
Unidentified Speaker: commercials. It's perfect time for some car
Luke Neverisky: Right. f*** you, YouTube.
Unidentified Speaker: car insurance has great coverage and save. Thanks.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my
Tyram: right. All
Unidentified Speaker: insurance.
Luke Neverisky: This podcast is not
Unidentified Speaker: Nice one. Liberty
Luke Neverisky: endorsed by Liberty
Unidentified Speaker: Biberty City. The name of the game. It was all proven. Now it's totally lame in case you really f****** blew us. Now
Christopher Hooper: god. All right.
Tyram: right.
Luke Neverisky: Mutual. Yeah, they're kind of dazed basically.
Unidentified Speaker: we're f****** head roll away from the bus.
Christopher Hooper: Um, so instead of
Unidentified Speaker: Thought that we wasn't but we totally was chasing the
Christopher Hooper: that, instead of that, uh, you see like the How long
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Concentration up to a
Unidentified Speaker: map. Now I'm taking now chasing the key.
Christopher Hooper: does it last?
Luke Neverisky: minute.
Unidentified Speaker: Never beat the power of me f****** put on the gas. If
Christopher Hooper: and and Okay. And can
Unidentified Speaker: I go to prison, I have to pick in my ass. f*** this s***.
Christopher Hooper: you tell me uh the the range of the
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: They pull up the car. Chasing and taking the
Christopher Hooper: spell is 120 on casting?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Right. 30 foot square. So in theory
Unidentified Speaker: lane. Let's rock. Let's
Christopher Hooper: Sorry.
Luke Neverisky: if they're it would only affect them for like a couple seconds. I'm
Unidentified Speaker: roll. Let's rock. Let's
Luke Neverisky: guessing if that much if they're
Unidentified Speaker: roll.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: flying.
Unidentified Speaker: Dark
Christopher Hooper: okay. All right. Right. It's an area. Okay. Got it in. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: So, um, okay. Okay, that's great. That is going to buy you, uh, another
Unidentified Speaker: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: All
Unidentified Speaker: City. Let's rock. Let's
Christopher Hooper: round. So, we can forget about those checks.
Unidentified Speaker: good. Good one for use for roll. Chase. Let's rock. Let's roll. Just
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, very nice. Very nice.
Unidentified Speaker: that
Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: a f****** hammer roll
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: zero.
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Christopher Hooper: that's incredible.
Unidentified Speaker: speedo
Christopher Hooper: Um, and so y'all are steaming straight ahead up this tower about to reach the
Unidentified Speaker: Please go
Christopher Hooper: end. Um, as uh I mean y'all are
Unidentified Speaker: knock it. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: too fast for this angel. They're they're flying fast, but they are still very
Tyram: That's
Christopher Hooper: much behind you. Um they but they're hot on your tail. Uh you're about to reach the pespus. It
Unidentified Speaker: Go. Let's rock. Let's
Christopher Hooper: you just see open sky in front of you from from your
Unidentified Speaker: roll. Let's rock. Let's
Christopher Hooper: perspective, right? You're like facing upward.
Unidentified Speaker: roll. Roll. Let's rock. Let's
Christopher Hooper: Um this is the moment before y'all launch into the
Unidentified Speaker: roll. Let's rock. Let's roll.
Tyram: Um, if possible, the other thing Silus is, you
Unidentified Speaker: Rocket over the hole. Oh.
Christopher Hooper: air.
Tyram: know, going to contribute to, uh, the heist celebration here, I like to pass out a bunch of sunglasses for us to all put on, right, as they like crest over
Unidentified Speaker: Feel like this is the
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: the wall and like go into the open
Unidentified Speaker: moment to pass to do levitate, right? Where
Tyram: sky.
Unidentified Speaker: we're the
Tyram: I think we wait until we're like on the the downward arc of
Unidentified Speaker: apex or like the apex. So like when we're like at the very very
Tyram: our
Unidentified Speaker: top, cast it. Chase. Hey guys, you're running a little late. There's one spot left.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: threats. Yeah. That the way like um like we haven't built up any speed moving
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. You got any new material? What we got's going to turn your brain into s***.
Christopher Hooper: I think
Tyram: downward when we're at the apex.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Dust off the stage open my cust. Step aside.
Christopher Hooper: it also depends on whether you're using it to extend your flight or whether you're trying to use it to dampen your landing,
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. How long does it
Tyram: Oh, that's a good point. Okay. Okay, we probably want to use it when we're all the way down.
Unidentified Speaker: last? How long does it last?
Luke Neverisky: I think as we begin
Unidentified Speaker: How long does levitate
Tyram: Then how long does levitate last? Um
Unidentified Speaker: last? 10 minutes. So,
Luke Neverisky: to
Christopher Hooper: too. 10 minutes.
Tyram: I don't think I don't think it's okay. Yeah. Yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: I mean, if we wait till we're at the apex, then we'll build up less
Tyram: it'll last as long as this will be
Unidentified Speaker: momentum as we start descending. We'll essentially we'll weigh less as we're
Tyram: relevant.
Unidentified Speaker: descending, and we won't
Tyram: Well, if we do it at the apex, won't we just like actually go
Unidentified Speaker: have Well, we're only reducing it by a,000
Tyram: up even further because our energy is taking us that
Unidentified Speaker: lbs. So, the car will weigh 3,000 lbs instead of 4,000
Tyram: way?
Unidentified Speaker: lbs. So, once we start reaching like going back down to like
Tyram: Okay, that's a good
Unidentified Speaker: terminal velocity, we have less weight that's attributing to that versus like we'll be basically at terminal velocity when we hit the ground with the four 4,000 lbs and then like
Tyram: point.
Unidentified Speaker: I'm not sure if it's going to like all of a sudden'll be a little bit lighter right at the bottom. I don't know. What do we think about this physics
Tyram: Yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: problem?
Christopher Hooper: I I
Tyram: honestly, I feel like we don't actually have to know. We just have to be able to convince Topher
Christopher Hooper: think another thing to think
Tyram: that we're
Christopher Hooper: about, so when it's in air, the Bugatti is not its wheels are off the ground. If you wanted to use it to go further, you could
Tyram: ripe.
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: also lighten it right as you're approaching the
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: edge to give it that little extra ump before you launch and then continue through the flight. Um to continue to like reduce how
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I mean
Christopher Hooper: fast it's falling
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. There's no way it'll be in the There's no way it'll be airborne for
Luke Neverisky: it can last
Christopher Hooper: basically.
Unidentified Speaker: 10 minutes just for No
Luke Neverisky: obviously,
Christopher Hooper: No
Unidentified Speaker: way. Too much Mythbusters. There's no way it'll be airborne for 10
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: way.
Unidentified Speaker: minutes. We get Just do that and then
Luke Neverisky: There's a terminal.
Unidentified Speaker: we'll go we'll go Yeah, we'll go long. We'll go
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, can't argue with
Christopher Hooper: Can't argue with
Unidentified Speaker: farther and potentially faster because we'll have all
Luke Neverisky: that. Literally
Tyram: cannot argue
Unidentified Speaker: that force behind us and then all of a sudden we're
Christopher Hooper: that.
Unidentified Speaker: lighter.
Luke Neverisky: can't
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool, cool, cool. All right. So,
Tyram: with
Christopher Hooper: um, do you want to use both levitates right
Unidentified Speaker: What do you think? Should we save one for the for the landing
Tyram: If you're not out of spell slots, that's a moot point. We can always just recast it
Unidentified Speaker: to That's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I can I can concentrate on that.
Christopher Hooper: now? Do you want Brew to also do it? Did you
Unidentified Speaker: true. Yeah. Let's do the full thousand lbs and then we
Luke Neverisky: Um
Christopher Hooper: do the full,000
Unidentified Speaker: take and we cast it again right before we land to try and soften the
Tyram: later. Yeah, I think
Christopher Hooper: pounds? Um, I'll also let you know Brew has the spell wind wall and I feel like this is one of the like most it's a very niche spell and I feel like this is where it
Unidentified Speaker: landing. What is
Christopher Hooper: might be the most useful ever. Um, if you
Unidentified Speaker: it? What can it do?
Christopher Hooper: ever A wall of strong
Tyram: so.
Christopher Hooper: wind rises from the ground at a point you choose within range. You can make the wall up to 50 ft long, 15 ft high, 1 ft thick. You can shape the wall in any way you choose. The wall lasts for the duration. When the wall appears, each creature within its area must take a strength saving throw. A creature takes 3d8 bludgeoning damage on failed or half as much uh on successful. A the strong wind keeps fog, smoke, and other gases at bay. Small or smaller creatures or objects can't pass through the wall. Loose lightweight materials brought into the wall fly upward. Um, arrows, bolts, and other ordinary projectiles land at the targets behind the walls are deflected upward and automatically
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. So, what if we could cast
Christopher Hooper: miss. Oh yeah, that could
Tyram: So we we could we could do like the
Unidentified Speaker: it and make like essentially like a halfpipe to kind of slow our
Christopher Hooper: be
Tyram: uh the air to create like
Unidentified Speaker: slow ourselves
Luke Neverisky: So the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, and
Unidentified Speaker: down?
Luke Neverisky: um the spell description on levitate says by the way when the
Christopher Hooper: landing.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: spell ends the target floats gently to the ground if it is still allowed. So can I just kill it midair and then have I mean if we interpret that
Tyram: a
Luke Neverisky: as It overrides terminal velocity
Tyram: Yeah, like if it just creates feather fall when it's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: done, just keep it up. I think actually that just does everything at once then because like we cast it when we launch to, you know, send ourselves off on a even cooler jump and then when you end
Luke Neverisky: basically. What's
Tyram: it, we just gently fall to the
Unidentified Speaker: Oh,
Luke Neverisky: this?
Christopher Hooper: I'll just say to to that you're only applying it to
Tyram: ground.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: 500 lb of the the V. ical. Um, so you'll still So I don't think it'll be the effect of like a full feather flaw fall on the full load, but it it will probably help
Tyram: If they
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: strategically place two levitates, one towards like the center front of the car and the center back of the car, would that be enough to kind of like
Christopher Hooper: significantly. I think it would help, but I think it would still give
Tyram: spread out the weight distribution?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's
Christopher Hooper: you like a rough landing. But I
Tyram: I'll I'll take a rough landing
Unidentified Speaker: It's not like we're going to all of a sudden have that extra pound weight again. We're going to
Christopher Hooper: definitely
Tyram: at this
Unidentified Speaker: kind of like ease back into having all that
Luke Neverisky: that's
Christopher Hooper: and
Tyram: point.
Christopher Hooper: and plus if you're using Bob and or magical
Unidentified Speaker: weight.
Luke Neverisky: true.
Christopher Hooper: creatures too um then I definitely think that you'll
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. I'm
Christopher Hooper: you'll be able to to to lighten that
Unidentified Speaker: not sure how much how Bob will help because he doesn't fly. He can
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: just like misty step. But the creatures
Christopher Hooper: enough.
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Unidentified Speaker: that um Lily can make, can she make them like fly and essentially like help us upstyle like
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, the pack of creatures moves
Unidentified Speaker: land?
Luke Neverisky: basically. Um, so if I make a pack of giant owls or
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: something, um,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, wow. That's
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Tyram: Oh, and yeah, you could be dropping concentration on
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: levitate and you can switch concentration to that.
Luke Neverisky: Right. I'm burning those spots like
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Cool. Very cool. Um, all right. So, y'all are we're going to do
Luke Neverisky: 12%.
Christopher Hooper: levitate at the before launching.
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um, so you two right as you get to the edge of the building. Um, we're going to say probably the last like 50 feet or so, 100 feet. What do you
Unidentified Speaker: for
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, let's do it. Just be
Christopher Hooper: think? Um before launching off
Unidentified Speaker: what? Oh yeah, let's say 100 100
Christopher Hooper: the tower uh when you cast levitate under feet give you a
Unidentified Speaker: feet cuz I mean that's like a whopping like second. We're
Luke Neverisky: safe.
Christopher Hooper: nice uh
Unidentified Speaker: going 100 something miles an
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: runway. Yeah. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: hour.
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Christopher Hooper: Exactly. Um it's like uh you know when you get your like navigation instructions and they're like turn in two feet. Oh
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Like before we launch into the air, I'm gonna
Luke Neverisky: Damn
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Unidentified Speaker: bless everybody in the car and you'll get an extra D4 to any attack or saves. I don't do this often enough and
Luke Neverisky: it. Love it. Feel so
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Unidentified Speaker: it feels like at a time we're going to need it.
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Tyram: that is actually
Unidentified Speaker: Sending Yeah, we're Guys, we need some luck. He's just going
Luke Neverisky: blessed.
Tyram: extremely useful right now.
Unidentified Speaker: to tap everyone on the face.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Um, all right. Now go ahead and give me that final dexterity saving throw.
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. And don't forget your plus threes if you need them.
Tyram: and our plus4s or plus D4s
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Thank Thank
Tyram: rather. I mean, there's no reason not to roll it.
Unidentified Speaker: goodness. So 18 for
Tyram: Um 28 for
Luke Neverisky: 20
Tyram: uh
Luke Neverisky: math is hard. Three for me.
Tyram: Silus. Did
Unidentified Speaker: Olivia. Plus one I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that's with the D4 and the plus4 or Yeah, three. f***.
Christopher Hooper: And that was with El
Tyram: you?
Unidentified Speaker: think.
Christopher Hooper: Spitz's driving check of a
Tyram: f***
Luke Neverisky: Good
Christopher Hooper: 30. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: Wow. She's like, "Yeah, I can give you driving checks if you
Christopher Hooper: so,
Tyram: yeah. No wonder they clone her and do all their driving
Luke Neverisky: job. She's the best
Christopher Hooper: uh, she's a really good driver.
Tyram: for them. The
Unidentified Speaker: want."
Tyram: world's finest
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So, your average was just shy of 25.
Tyram: racist.
Luke Neverisky: racist.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. So,
Unidentified Speaker: DNA
Christopher Hooper: um, wait, is that right?
Tyram: Yeah, sounds
Unidentified Speaker: is
Luke Neverisky: 30 + 22 plus or plus 23
Tyram: that
Unidentified Speaker: 18. Yeah, I had an
Luke Neverisky: 18. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: There's 18, right? Okay. Yeah, I'm all
Tyram: sounds I was uh I was
Unidentified Speaker: 18. Olivia bringing down the
Christopher Hooper: right. Yeah. Um, you're able to time this uh absolutely perfectly, just jettisoning off the end of the building.
Tyram: 28.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: um that uh Starship uh or or or
Unidentified Speaker: average
Christopher Hooper: that um it's not quite a plane because it's actually levitating uh with a magic source. It's not using like a prop and wings in the same way. Uh it definitely feels kind of like a combination between a helicopter and a plane, but it's um it you've now like caught up to it and you see the the pilots now
Unidentified Speaker: He's just
Christopher Hooper: coming out of dazed um and starts Oh s***. Um and starts trying to like turn and and like shoot at you, but you're just like flying through the air um too fast. This will uh open you up to one fireball fireball uh from uh the angel. And um unless someone can do something about it, there's not much you can do about it as you're just flying through the air
Luke Neverisky: Hi. Uh oh.
Christopher Hooper: here.
Tyram: Um, do any of our casters have counter
Luke Neverisky: counter spell. No.
Tyram: spell?
Unidentified Speaker: What's
Luke Neverisky: Um, is the is the plane is the plane doing something to
Tyram: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: protect? No, it's the
Christopher Hooper: No, it is a angel
Unidentified Speaker: person. What's
Luke Neverisky: us?
Christopher Hooper: soldier um behind you. Coming up behind
Unidentified Speaker: protect? Where is
Tyram: I think they let you impose disadvantage which would not apply to
Unidentified Speaker: No, I didn't write down what it was. I just wrote down
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: you.
Unidentified Speaker: protect on my cheat sheet.
Tyram: fireball. I think it someone was in I think If they attack someone within that's like close enough for you to use your shield, you can make the attack have
Luke Neverisky: What about uh do I hang on long ass spell uh what f*** never mind suggestion is concentration never mind
Tyram: disadvantage.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Um, has he has the angel already cast
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Uh they they so you're going to need to do something probably
Luke Neverisky: fireball? Okay,
Christopher Hooper: with a reaction unless is something you would have done ahead of
Luke Neverisky: that's fine then. Okay. Um, I think I I don't think I got anything. No.
Christopher Hooper: time. All right. I'm going I'm going to just check um Brew and Elit if they have a counter spell or anything. Um they let's see um I will uh I will um have El Smith uh cast absorb elements.
Unidentified Speaker: There we
Tyram: Oh, hell
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: go.
Christopher Hooper: right. And um she will apply that to um to the car itself. So you're going to have resistance to this
Unidentified Speaker: Jesus
Christopher Hooper: fireball. So instead of 34 fire damage to all of you, it would be half that. 34. Uh so 17.
Unidentified Speaker: Christ.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um so 17 fire damage.
Tyram: Are we still
Christopher Hooper: Uh no, not on this one. You are sitting ducks on this
Tyram: making
Unidentified Speaker: Does that count as physical
Luke Neverisky: 13.
Tyram: Okay, fair
Unidentified Speaker: damage? Okay, I'm just going to
Christopher Hooper: one. It counts as fire damage.
Tyram: enough.
Unidentified Speaker: go
Luke Neverisky: Excellent.
Tyram: No.
Unidentified Speaker: then. How's everybody
Christopher Hooper: All
Unidentified Speaker: doing?
Tyram: Yeah, I'm good. I'm still at
Unidentified Speaker: Lily, you good? Lily, you good? While we're in the
Luke Neverisky: This is
Christopher Hooper: right. All
Luke Neverisky: kind of rough. I don't think Yeah, I'm fine. It's a little It's a little toasty from the
Unidentified Speaker: air, I I was I can cast pure wounds. if anyone's like
Luke Neverisky: fire. That's all.
Tyram: 52.
Unidentified Speaker: needing
Luke Neverisky: Um, I should do the same. Uh, I'll uh I'll give myself a squeeze on the arm and cast cure wounds on
Unidentified Speaker: it. I'll hold on to it then if you can do it to
Christopher Hooper: right.
Unidentified Speaker: yourself.
Luke Neverisky: myself.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right.
Luke Neverisky: That's a big
Christopher Hooper: Click. It's a big That's a big
Luke Neverisky: one. Yeah. Second level, too. Not
Christopher Hooper: one. All right. Um, cool. So, y'all are flying through the air now. Um, so given
Luke Neverisky: bad.
Christopher Hooper: that you're you're just kind of you're
Unidentified Speaker: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: sailing right now. Um, you now see there's a plane that's like kind of like reorient orienting itself. It probably has another turn before it's going to start firing on you again. Um, that soldier is now like zeroing
Unidentified Speaker: okay.
Christopher Hooper: in on you. And it looks like uh Brew calls out there's another one of those those soldier things coming
Luke Neverisky: Just leave us alone.
Tyram: that uh that wasn't your best
Luke Neverisky: Jeez. You know, he's
Christopher Hooper: on. No, I don't know. It's like not quite Russian. I can't
Luke Neverisky: good. He's good at a lot of things.
Christopher Hooper: I don't
Luke Neverisky: Maybe just not that. Just not
Christopher Hooper: know. Just not that. Um
Tyram: brew.
Luke Neverisky: that. It's
Christopher Hooper: yeah. So, it's over to
Luke Neverisky: two now. Jeez. Come on.
Unidentified Speaker: How
Luke Neverisky: Um, so we're
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Unidentified Speaker: many how long are we in what what point of our kind of trajectory are we in the air? Are we still climbing or are we close to the apex?
Christopher Hooper: y'all. You're uh probably just before the apex right now.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah,
Luke Neverisky: just all right. Um, so I'll switch to animals now.
Christopher Hooper: bud. Um and to know uh
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Of
Christopher Hooper: anyone who wants to can give me a perception check.
Tyram: How far away is that soldier from
Luke Neverisky: course. I don't
Christopher Hooper: Let's see what your perception check is. That wasn't good,
Luke Neverisky: know.
Christopher Hooper: Liliana.
Tyram: us? I only got an
Unidentified Speaker: Yay! There we go. Olivia
Luke Neverisky: s***. See that?
Christopher Hooper: Wow. Oh, hey.
Unidentified Speaker: with my plus zero coming in
Christopher Hooper: Yay. All right. 17. So, um, so Olivia, uh,
Tyram: eight.
Unidentified Speaker: clutch.
Christopher Hooper: you look back, you see you asked, um, well, I'll I'll I'll leave. Let's do this in order. Uh so Liliana, you um are looking around, you see that the plane, it looks like it's coming up on your right. Um but you don't see too many other planes. Um, you you start to see you can almost see like where kind of like the town you grew up like just on the horizon because of how high up you are. And it looks like you're just clearing the wall and like some of the I think I uh to kind of remind you there were these like estates that are on like the outsides of the walls. one of them being um the the Bradakus family. And so you're kind of sailing over like one of those estates right now. Um and then there's like a huge ravine um that drops away into like lower farmland. Um, Silus, you look back and it looks like the other, so the soldier that's been chasing you, um, it's still within like that, uh, it was within 120. It looks like it's catching up to you. It'll be into 90 ft uh, during this turn. Um, and the other one, it looks like it won't be able to catch up with you, at least at your current pace, for another couple turns as you're sailing in the air. Um, uh, Ellis, what Olivia sees is in front of you, you see, uh, vary forest and there is a that one of these roads that kind of pulls off um, one of these estates and meets into the main road. And you also see that it goes into these like farm like field lanes. Um, right now, uh, if you were to do nothing, you would probably land, um, very hard on one of these estate roads and and crash violently into a very dense forest. So, you think you're probably going to need to clear that. You should be able to with just a little like prolonging of your or adjusting like steering. You can also just like steer like adjust to the right and and stay on the estate road rather than careening
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: like basically there's a bend in the road and unless you follow the bend you carine into the forest or you can totally clear the forest and make it into these like farm fields that are beyond
Unidentified Speaker: All right, guys. We need to look at our landing
Christopher Hooper: it.
Unidentified Speaker: positions. We can either use Lily's animals and kind of scooch and land on the road. Or we can use them and kind of go get over these trees and land in the field. What do you guys think? I feel like the field's going to be a little bit softer than the road.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Mhm. I agree with the
Unidentified Speaker: But
Tyram: Do we have any way to give us more air
Unidentified Speaker: yeah, the use the animals to like bump us up a little bit or
Tyram: time? Yeah, I mean that sounds good to me.
Luke Neverisky: field.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. And I got a like a bunch of
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. You could make another He
Christopher Hooper: spells.
Tyram: Um, Bruce sounding
Unidentified Speaker: could make another air ramp. He could make a little like air
Tyram: is really mining to
Unidentified Speaker: ramp halfpipe that we like come down land and just launch us
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Unidentified Speaker: ourselves again. That'd be cool. Where'd
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah. You want the error ramp? Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: you turn Norwegian? Oh yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Just Oh,
Christopher Hooper: I can do that for you. Oh,
Tyram: me. Would would it help for Silus to
Luke Neverisky: sure.
Tyram: like kind of lean like his weight in one way or the other to try to like get the nose of the car to point a certain direction? I'm I I don't I don't
Unidentified Speaker: Canadian
Christopher Hooper: sure.
Tyram: I don't have any I think I'm the only person in the party without spells. I'm just like checking to see if
Unidentified Speaker: Bolivia can't really contribute either. All the mine
Tyram: there's any way I can contribute
Unidentified Speaker: involves smashing and we're in the air.
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: So I
Tyram: here.
Unidentified Speaker: So,
Christopher Hooper: believe I believe
Tyram: Yeah, Paladins heal and they smash. That's about it.
Christopher Hooper: the I believe physics wise you could like you could do that to make sure you land
Unidentified Speaker: yep.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: flat, but I don't think you could do that to adjust course. The the way you could adjust course is if you jumped off or sent a mass off with
Tyram: Oh, okay. That actually
Unidentified Speaker: Can you
Tyram: um Okay. Actually, okay. Silus does have an idea. How long does my grapple hook that I have
Christopher Hooper: enough um I don't
Unidentified Speaker: fly?
Christopher Hooper: know does it
Tyram: extend? Uh, it's something we made up, so I don't know if we ever actually
Christopher Hooper: say I
Tyram: determined it.
Christopher Hooper: think I think it extends to the height height of a
Unidentified Speaker: You're a magic. Well, that could
Luke Neverisky: I have it in my inventory as 30
Christopher Hooper: 10story
Tyram: Um, oh, that's very very
Luke Neverisky: ft. I have in my inventory.
Christopher Hooper: building
Tyram: tall. Wow.
Luke Neverisky: I made a grappling hook item and it says as an action move up to 30 feet. You can see Well, then I'm going
Christopher Hooper: 33. It says 50 ft in the party. Let's
Unidentified Speaker: be
Luke Neverisky: to change it.
Christopher Hooper: just let's just make it a nice 100. I think 100's good.
Tyram: Okay. Okay. So, here's my here's my my uh my mad scheme. What if Silas were to teleport to the angel that's tailing us and then
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Tyram: use my grapple hook to c to like hook us both
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Tyram: to the car and then um I use my stickiness to stick to the angel and just kind of like drag him in our wake to um kind of use him as like a like a parasail
Christopher Hooper: sick. Interesting. I
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: love this idea. Uh I really like this idea. I think you should try
Tyram: Okay. So, how far away is he from us right
Christopher Hooper: it. Um he's about 90
Tyram: now? Okay. the the my te the the the big hitch in this plan is that my teleportation thing I get from the
Christopher Hooper: ft.
Tyram: rogue is actually a I have to roll a d10 to
Christopher Hooper: And
Tyram: see how far I can actually teleport. So I'd have to roll
Christopher Hooper: what's the max
Tyram: a nine or a 10. The max it's it's what you roll times
Luke Neverisky: You got a nine or a
Christopher Hooper: range? Oh, nice. I love this.
Tyram: 10. So I'd have to roll a nine or a 10
Unidentified Speaker: And
Luke Neverisky: 10% chance of event,
Christopher Hooper: Oh, this is even better. This is so good.
Tyram: here.
Unidentified Speaker: your misty step is only 30 feet. So you can't go over three because you would need to be able to make
Luke Neverisky: right?
Unidentified Speaker: it back, right?
Tyram: I'm going to use the grapple hook to tether us to the car and I'm going to stick myself to the angel so
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: that we're dragging him and hopefully he's like holding
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, he's just fighting you off the
Tyram: us up a little
Unidentified Speaker: back. I'll be right back. I need to do a potty
Christopher Hooper: This is great. Um, okay. Body break.
Tyram: bit. Okay. Oh, are
Unidentified Speaker: break. Well, I'm just
Christopher Hooper: Um um I think we
Tyram: you saying we should all take a potty
Unidentified Speaker: saying Ellis is pregnant and can't last very long.
Christopher Hooper: should Yeah, I I Let's figure I think we
Tyram: break? Well, that
Christopher Hooper: should figure out your remove because uh I think what we'll do
Tyram: attitude.
Christopher Hooper: is Okay, so I have a question. Do you know how far you can teleport since you're
Tyram: Okay. I I have um
Christopher Hooper: rolling?
Tyram: I have to roll first. Um, if I um it's it's from uh it uses the the soul knife subasses uh psychic psionic power die
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, right. It's like you
Tyram: uh pool that I use for all my abilities.
Christopher Hooper: throw that and then teleport to your dagger. Is that like the
Tyram: Um, yes, that's
Christopher Hooper: idea? Okay.
Tyram: the idea is that like I throw a dagger a randomized amount of feet and then I teleport
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool.
Tyram: there. So, it's better. It's both better and worse than misty step because it's inconsistent, but the
Unidentified Speaker: Can you do like a Minato thing
Tyram: potential teleport is much much
Unidentified Speaker: and like plant daggers all around the world and just teleport to
Tyram: higher.
Unidentified Speaker: them?
Christopher Hooper: So
Tyram: No, it's only like instantaneous. I can't just like save one
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Christopher Hooper: That would be really
Tyram: for later. That'd be really cool. I think you mean
Unidentified Speaker: Naruto, Mato.
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: Mon Mato from uh Yeah. from
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Naruto. Yeah, Naruto's
Tyram: uh Naruto's dad. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: dad. I thought it was
Christopher Hooper: Naruto's dad has daggers sent
Tyram: Yeah. That's one of those things where like the series shaded it as though it was like a big secret that he was Naruto's dad even though they looked like exactly
Unidentified Speaker: Minato. Yeah. How many spiky blondhaired, blue-eyed characters are there in this universe,
Tyram: alike.
Unidentified Speaker: guys? Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Turn.
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Tyram: Literally two. Yeah. Okay. So, let's see how this goes. Um,
Christopher Hooper: Oh, six. Okay. So, that's very
Tyram: six. So, I get 60. Well,
Unidentified Speaker: You can just miss this step the rest of the way, can't
Christopher Hooper: interesting.
Tyram: actually, am I in front of him? Could I like run into me?
Christopher Hooper: So this is what I was thinking is that
Unidentified Speaker: you?
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Tyram: Maybe.
Christopher Hooper: um I want you to make some sort of
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Christopher Hooper: role about whether you threw this in a way where it like basically 60 but with some height where you're falling where they will intersect. Um, that's going to be tough though,
Tyram: Yeah. Okay. Um I feel like that that is very justifiably decks based. I
Christopher Hooper: right? I was debating whether it would
Tyram: feel like me being very accurate with this,
Christopher Hooper: be like slight of hand or acrobatics, which I guess are the same
Tyram: right? Those are the same for
Christopher Hooper: for you. Okay. Um, or it being like
Tyram: me. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: an attack roll itself, right, of where you put the blade is
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: also what I was
Tyram: Um, it would be better for me
Christopher Hooper: considering.
Tyram: if it was the skill check, both because the numbers are higher and because I can actually burn another psychic die to boost that, which I can actually do with my attack rolls now, but I do it for both. So, yeah. Um, so I guess it's really a is just the numbers thing that
Christopher Hooper: Oh, just the four points. Um,
Tyram: um matters here.
Christopher Hooper: okay. Let me think about let me think about the DCs that I want
Tyram: It's four points.
Christopher Hooper: here. I
Tyram: Yeah, fair enough.
Christopher Hooper: do think I do think this is very hard. And so for that, I think doing um in acrobatics here is is what we're looking for. So I think to do this right
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: on the money, you're going to need higher than a
Tyram: Okay. Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: Can't you just misty step the rest of the
Luke Neverisky: easy says.
Tyram: Um, that is something I was going to ask about, but I want to save my action to do the
Unidentified Speaker: way?
Christopher Hooper: 25. Yeah,
Tyram: grapple hook thing if I
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Tyram: can. Okay, I'm starting
Christopher Hooper: exactly.
Tyram: at a uh 21 and I Oh, wait. No, no, no. Sorry. Never mind. Bless doesn't apply to skill checks. Um, I'll go ahead and
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: try to boost it with side powered neck or sorry, side bolstered
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Holy s***.
Tyram: neck. Exactly
Unidentified Speaker: move.
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god. All right. So, you toss this dagger in the air and it it's it's actually quite cool because you basically toss it in an arc and then you just continue the arc and and
Tyram: 25.
Christopher Hooper: start like right and collide right on top of the of the angel um as they are like steaming ahead and you are on top of them. Um, we are going to finish uh the rest of y'all's uh the remaining two before we switch to them. Um,
Tyram: Um,
Christopher Hooper: Liliana.
Tyram: just to kind of like RP the thing real quick, like I want to emphasize, Silus did not tell
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. We're like, "Wait, what? Where are you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I'm I'm full
Christopher Hooper: Yeah,
Tyram: anyone else he was going to do this.
Luke Neverisky: screaming. I see that. Like, yeah, absolutely
Tyram: And so like I like do
Unidentified Speaker: going?
Tyram: that thing where like a sky diver like kind of like it
Luke Neverisky: terror.
Christopher Hooper: that's
Tyram: like makes themselves as aerodynamic as possible to like intercept an angel guy. And so I like I crash into him and um I look up at him as I'm I like I stick myself to his chest and I look up at him and I'm like and then I turn around to shoot the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. So, uh,
Tyram: grapple hook at the car.
Christopher Hooper: let's see. Okay. So, you do have enough action economy to to do the grapple hook
Tyram: Yes, I've only
Christopher Hooper: up, too. Okay. Cool. Um,
Tyram: done a bonus action and an action now.
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah. So, you grapple on to the the car. Awesome. Um, let's head. We probably should go ahead and do initiative.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, that's what
Christopher Hooper: Um, so why don't we go ahead and do
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: that? All right.
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: eight for
Christopher Hooper: So, 10 um, eight and
Unidentified Speaker: we're
Christopher Hooper: nine for Olivia. Is that right?
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: me.
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. Okay, cool. All right, so we're at Olivia
Unidentified Speaker: We're at We're at the height of our flight, right? And then there's one incoming. Um Oh,
Christopher Hooper: next.
Unidentified Speaker: yeah. I guess she was going to talk to Brew. Brew, I mean, I think
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Yes. What's
Unidentified Speaker: we I think the plan is we're going to uh try to clear
Christopher Hooper: up
Unidentified Speaker: this this forest. So, I'm going to need you to make us some sort of like little air halfpipey ramp to kind of that
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah,
Unidentified Speaker: will will land and launch us over
Christopher Hooper: no
Unidentified Speaker: this this uh forest. And Lily, I
Christopher Hooper: problem. Oh, hell yeah. Well, you
Unidentified Speaker: need you to be on deck to
Christopher Hooper: know, to do that to do that, just so you know, I
Unidentified Speaker: be Yeah. Well, wait.
Christopher Hooper: got to drop the levitate. So, uh, I'll let
Unidentified Speaker: Wait till you were like right
Christopher Hooper: you Yeah, we'll time it just right. doing
Unidentified Speaker: there. I think I think you got this, sweetie. I believe in you.
Christopher Hooper: things.
Unidentified Speaker: Other than that, I can't do I can't do
Christopher Hooper: Oh, thank you. I love you,
Unidentified Speaker: s***. The people need to be within 5T of me.
Christopher Hooper: too.
Unidentified Speaker: So, thank
Luke Neverisky: You're good at so many things. It's
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Tyram: I'm getting a real event for
Unidentified Speaker: you.
Christopher Hooper: Uh
Tyram: him. You ready to knock his block
Unidentified Speaker: Bring him in. That's true.
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, if you want, you could uh ready an action if you wanted to do
Tyram: off?
Unidentified Speaker: I could uh get ready to I I I Yeah, I'll ready in action just
Christopher Hooper: that.
Unidentified Speaker: to like smash this soldier once I get close enough. I'll lean out the window and just be like getting
Luke Neverisky: You just
Unidentified Speaker: ready. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: clos line with your axe, right?
Unidentified Speaker: Maybe Silus can like whip him in and then I'll just whack him with the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: axe.
Christopher Hooper: fantastic. That seems good.
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: Um, come on. I want to add to initiative order. That's okay. All right.
Luke Neverisky: right, time
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. All right, Liliana, you're up
Luke Neverisky: to conjure some animals. Um, so I will
Christopher Hooper: next. Are you Are you going to drop levitate?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, we're about we're at the apex, right? Okay,
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Yep. You still have a lot of time on
Unidentified Speaker: When were we going to use the animals? Were we
Luke Neverisky: then I
Unidentified Speaker: going to use them like just before landing or on our way down? How long do the animals hang out? Let's see what's
Luke Neverisky: do. Uh, that's a good question actually. The hangout for 10
Unidentified Speaker: in.
Christopher Hooper: levitate. So, you've you've used
Luke Neverisky: minutes.
Christopher Hooper: maybe uh a minute of levitate at this
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Okay. Then we'll we'll keep we'll stay in the course then.
Christopher Hooper: point.
Luke Neverisky: Um then what I will do
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: is I do everything's concentrated with a bar. It's true. That's
Christopher Hooper: And now with the
Tyram: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: true. Yeah, that's true. Um are you okay with personality switching and stay concentration? Are you good with
Christopher Hooper: warlock Uh, yes, but it'll take your
Luke Neverisky: that? Okay, that's totally fair. Um, then I'll stay I'll stay this.
Christopher Hooper: action. All
Luke Neverisky: Um, can I still see the is the plane like I know for a second we they were like kind of close. We could see the pilot. Is that still the
Christopher Hooper: right. Um, there. Uh, what are you trying to
Luke Neverisky: case? Uh oh. Just try to cast another concentration spell. Never mind.
Christopher Hooper: do? Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Um, yeah. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: I'll say they're about 60 ft
Unidentified Speaker: What
Luke Neverisky: I was going to polymorph, but then I realized that would break concentration on
Christopher Hooper: away. Oh, that'd
Unidentified Speaker: was the one you used to confuse them last time? Was
Luke Neverisky: levitate.
Christopher Hooper: be
Unidentified Speaker: that also a
Luke Neverisky: Oh, hypnotic pattern. I was not actually. Well, yes, it was. f***. Everything's concentration. Everything. Who built this character? Um, all right. Hang on. I can
Christopher Hooper: cool. Whoops.
Unidentified Speaker: concentration? What are can trips?
Luke Neverisky: do this. Um, yeah, it's
Unidentified Speaker: I could spare the dying. That's super helpful.
Luke Neverisky: true. All right.
Christopher Hooper: Hallucinary
Luke Neverisky: Um, let me see. The Verly. I can just
Christopher Hooper: terrain.
Luke Neverisky: cross bite him.
Christopher Hooper: What the f*** is
Luke Neverisky: Um, this is a good challenge. All right. What about you said 60 ft? Okay. Isn't that
Christopher Hooper: this? Yolanda's real presence.
Luke Neverisky: cool? Um, all right. How about
Christopher Hooper: Wow. I'm ready. I'm ready for that to
Luke Neverisky: this? I know. Um, whenever that's happening, I don't know when it's going to happen, but it's
Christopher Hooper: happen.
Luke Neverisky: going to happen. just like the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. It's just in the back pocket, you
Luke Neverisky: chest. Um, all right. I'm going to I want to cast command on the pilot or try to cast command on the
Christopher Hooper: know. Okay. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: Yay! We found
Luke Neverisky: pilot, which doesn't take
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
Luke Neverisky: concentration. Um, all right. Can you make a wisdom save of 17? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Yep. Yeah. Will you roll a D20 for
Luke Neverisky: yeah. Yeah, I got you. Aha. bad
Unidentified Speaker: one.
Luke Neverisky: roll still
Christopher Hooper: me? Yeah. Bad rolls. There you go. They fail. What do you
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Luke Neverisky: right um I'm gonna command him to um so the pilot I'm going to have him gravel uh hopefully letting go of the controls
Christopher Hooper: command?
Luke Neverisky: hopefully
Christopher Hooper: Um okay. Uh it will it will probably not like apply in that same way of like just immediately nose diving. Um but it will
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: it will likely like hold them in in place. Um because this is because this is like a helicopter
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Oh, right. It's not a prop and Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. Cool. That's
Christopher Hooper: plane, right?
Luke Neverisky: okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um, so you kind of see that they were like turning and and are ready to make a new approach and you just see that it's like halt like stops where it is and like is like gradually it's just it's kind of floating down very slowly basically. Um and you just see um the pilot just being
Luke Neverisky: That's a little zealous, but okay. I'm no cult leader.
Christopher Hooper: like
Luke Neverisky: Um, okay. And then, um, all right. Bonus action. I'm gonna give Silus the juice because I feel like he might need it.
Tyram: I did put myself in a bit of a
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, you did make yourself a pickle
Luke Neverisky: You did. So, you are deserving of 30% of my
Christopher Hooper: um he's so brave.
Tyram: spot.
Unidentified Speaker: there.
Luke Neverisky: juice. Don't
Christopher Hooper: He's so
Tyram: Yeah. Hey, I mean, if you want to earn those MVP shout outs, you got to take
Luke Neverisky: die. That's right. You know what's better though is
Christopher Hooper: brave. It's
Tyram: big
Luke Neverisky: saving the
Christopher Hooper: true. All right.
Luke Neverisky: MVP.
Christopher Hooper: Um, and speaking of which, uh, the person we will call the angel, um, starts to
Tyram: swings.
Christopher Hooper: try to stab Silas on his chest.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Tyram: I I have my hands free. At least one hand free. Can I try to Can I do my defensive uh dualist
Christopher Hooper: Um uh yes.
Tyram: deflection? Okay, cool. I'll use my
Christopher Hooper: Um okay, cool.
Tyram: reaction to boost my AC by
Christopher Hooper: Um so they have like a uh
Tyram: four.
Christopher Hooper: basically a a long sword that they are like basically being like get the f*** off me. Um, and they take a few swipes at you. Let's see what happens. All right. Uh, does a 22 hit? All right. Meets it beats it. Um, here we go. So, that is an initial 19 slashing
Tyram: Nice.
Christopher Hooper: damage
Tyram: Oh
Christopher Hooper: and then an additional Uh 17 radiant
Tyram: f***.
Christopher Hooper: damage. Yes.
Tyram: Damn, that was all from one attack.
Unidentified Speaker: Damn, I can't help you.
Luke Neverisky: It's
Tyram: We did 36 damage with one
Luke Neverisky: an
Christopher Hooper: Um it is
Tyram: hit.
Christopher Hooper: all right. And now this I will make you pay. It does another slice at you. Uh oh.
Luke Neverisky: angel.
Christopher Hooper: 29
Tyram: still. Well, then I'm going to die.
Unidentified Speaker: Jesus.
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: hits. Get that level up
Tyram: f***. Can
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, maybe that's what Toer was
Christopher Hooper: ready.
Tyram: I use it right now?
Unidentified Speaker: talking
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um uh you take an initial 14 slashing damage.
Tyram: Okay. Um, that brings me down to two. Um, okay. Question
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: about the mechanics of your thing here. Like it would be
Unidentified Speaker: about.
Tyram: cinematic as f*** if like as this guy knocks me out, suddenly I like dig deep and I like have this massive surge of
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, that's exactly the idea.
Tyram: power like you know Goku style
Christopher Hooper: That's exactly the idea. Uh-huh. Like
Tyram: here. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: like very like classic like and hear the bell ring, you know. Um, all right. And, uh, just to finish this, uh, an additional 14 radiant
Tyram: Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: damage. All
Tyram: right. So, that knocks me
Christopher Hooper: right. Uh, you're knocked out. If the target is
Tyram: out.
Christopher Hooper: reduced to zero hit points by this attack, they need to make a constitution saving
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: throw.
Tyram: Um, well, can I go ahead and do my level up
Christopher Hooper: Sure. Um, so, uh, yeah,
Tyram: then?
Christopher Hooper: go ahead and All right. So,
Tyram: Okay. All right. So like as like I guess he like
Christopher Hooper: I'm going to Why don't I explain what the effect would have
Tyram: stabs at
Christopher Hooper: been. So, uh if you failed that DC, the target dies and the soul is trapped in the uh angel's
Unidentified Speaker: Oh
Christopher Hooper: sword and then the target can't be raised from the dead until the angel is destroyed, releasing all the souls.
Tyram: Okay. Hello
Unidentified Speaker: god.
Christopher Hooper: Um so she or uh they are
Tyram: again.
Christopher Hooper: like preparing to like absorb you like you begin to like like your soul is like gravitating towards the sword and go
Tyram: Okay. So, that's
Luke Neverisky: That's
Tyram: why I feel like my soul being ripped out of my body apparently. Um, like I feel that like I guess I have like my fl
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: my life flashes before my eyes moment and like I guess real quickly most of it is just a bunch of stupid s***, right? Like it's going like kicking around from like scheme to scheme just like doing some petty larseny after petty lararseny. But then I think about all the people who have really gotten close to me in my life. I think about the people from the uh the Sisphus circle back in Greyport. That makes me think of all the the beautiful friendship that I've had Blossom with Brew and all the times Olivia like arrested me but like wasn't a like and you know it genuinely means a lot to Silas that Olivia never really completely gave up on him. And um then I think about like playing this in the band with uh Liliana and uh hanging out with Ellmith and like you know helping her cheat at
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: the car races which we're supposed to cheat in so that's fine. Uh, and then yeah, I guess I uh um also think about like uh Naomi and Julius, you know, back at the casino and everything. And I'm like, "Holy s***, at some point I actually came up with some pretty good reasons not to die here." And all of a sudden like my eyes like blow out and like with this purple radiant energy like all that violescence I have like stored inside of me suddenly just like erupts and I get like a super saiyan hair like uh like or anything but I'm just like you know the thing where like when the DBZ guys like
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The
Tyram: power up and like their hair gets like pushed up or like that happens and
Christopher Hooper: the wind tunnel and everything.
Tyram: um and I just let out this like primal scream as I'm like in Like my soul
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And go ahead and take your
Tyram: gets like pulled back into my body and I level
Luke Neverisky: There it
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Tyram: up. f*** yeah. All right. Well, hold on. Let me see how much more HP I have
Luke Neverisky: is.
Tyram: now. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Nice. That was sick. That was sick,
Luke Neverisky: Wait to automatically level
Christopher Hooper: Taylor. repetition. That was exactly how I
Tyram: cool. Thanks,
Luke Neverisky: up.
Christopher Hooper: wanted to get that those level ups to be
Tyram: Hell yeah. I am all for that. Um Oh, I just recognized I have inspiration that I still need to use at some point.
Luke Neverisky: You should always assume I have it just based on my long rest skill
Christopher Hooper: just
Tyram: Um
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Tyram: yeah. So, um as I like surge back to life, I'm assuming this person's like, "What?" And like I just like reach up with my dagger and like stab at
Luke Neverisky: thing.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right. Go ahead.
Tyram: them. Oh s***, s***. s***.
Unidentified Speaker: Are you reeling in the grappling hook,
Tyram: Sorry.
Unidentified Speaker: too? Okay. Okay,
Tyram: Yes, I'm reeling the grapple kind of like auto reels in. So, it's like reeling us in as we
Unidentified Speaker: good. I'll let Toeer decide how long it takes you guys to get to
Tyram: go. All right. Okay. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: us.
Tyram: I rolled a 19. Do I need to boost
Christopher Hooper: Uh, no, that means
Tyram: that? stick. Okay. Um All right. So, I actually don't think I get sneak
Christopher Hooper: it
Tyram: attack on this. Um but I'm going to I'm going to ask you if I can do something here. Theoretically, if I burn the uh inspiration, it gives me advantage. Can I burn the inspiration to uh give myself like sneak attack on this? as though I had had
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. Oh. Uh, yeah. I like that. I think that's a good
Tyram: advantage. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: use.
Tyram: Sick. All right. So, in that case, I'm going to do um Oh, wow. I got to do 7d6 uh with the thing now. Oh, f***.
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Very
Tyram: The first roll was a 665. Starting off with 17. Um then
Christopher Hooper: good.
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Tyram: up to uh 31 33 plus my decks is a total of
Christopher Hooper: 37. Very good. All right. Uh, and that's um is that slashing
Tyram: 37 psychic
Christopher Hooper: damage? Psychic damage. Very important. Okay, cool. Um, 37. Is that what you
Tyram: damage. Yeah. Um uh
Christopher Hooper: said? 37. That's what you said.
Tyram: sorry. Say what?
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Mhm. And um I guess my other hand is not free since I'm still holding on to the grappling hook. Um I'm trying to think if I can do anything with my bonus action now. There's nowhere for me to hide like between their
Unidentified Speaker: What's the crap?
Luke Neverisky: his
Christopher Hooper: I don't think
Tyram: chest and their face, right? Okay.
Luke Neverisky: massive
Tyram: Yeah. Yeah. What if they had just truly just
Luke Neverisky: X.
Tyram: this massive like set of like
Christopher Hooper: so. I don't think so. I they're keenly aware as you're stabbing them where you
Tyram: packs? Yeah. Okay, I'm not in a position to withdraw. I'm not in a position to dash. So, yeah, I guess I just
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: I can't really use my bonus action this
Christopher Hooper: unless you wanted to
Tyram: turn. Oh, yeah. I can do the psychic. Oh, can I psychic shove us towards the car to get us there slightly faster?
Christopher Hooper: shove. Uh yes. Yes, you can.
Tyram: All right. Well, um
Christopher Hooper: Um I want I want you to do the
Tyram: I use
Christopher Hooper: strength uh check
Tyram: my um is it actually using strength or like this is from my telekinetic feed. Um okay.
Christopher Hooper: though. Um why don't why don't
Tyram: So what should I like what do I add to the role?
Christopher Hooper: you do the the strength? Why don't you do the athletics check here?
Tyram: athletics. Okay. Okay. You know what that is? I do have proficiency in that. So, okay. Total of 18 and I can make that
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. All right, we're going to total uh we're going to times your total by two. And that's how much you push forward with the grappling
Tyram: better. Okay. In that case, I am going to boost it to add some of that
Christopher Hooper: hook. Uh-huh.
Tyram: multiplier then. All right. Okay. So, we're starting at 18. Add another six to 24. Um, so we get uh 48 ft closer, I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh so
Tyram: guess. Should we just round that up to
Christopher Hooper: so you're already like whizzing, you know, towards the the the car and so this little like telekinetic push just
Tyram: 50?
Christopher Hooper: jazzens you even further um as you as you get closer to the car. We said you were um you were 90 ft originally. So um and during her turn she continued to move towards the car. Um so so we are at the car now with that you collide with the car. Um, and y'all are on the back
Unidentified Speaker: did
Christopher Hooper: end of it. And we are at uh
Unidentified Speaker: my well my readyied action when they got
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, your turn. Go ahead. And you're ready to
Unidentified Speaker: there I was going to smash so
Christopher Hooper: action. All right. Go
Unidentified Speaker: that doesn't count as my normal action right that was
Christopher Hooper: ahead. That's right. That's your ready.
Unidentified Speaker: my roll oh 14 nugget does not Do I get my two
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. That's not
Unidentified Speaker: attacks with a ready action? I am blessed. That's
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: You're
Unidentified Speaker: right. Do I Okay, so I get to do
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, raise action gets your full attack action, I
Unidentified Speaker: it twice then. So 29 hits and I'm
Christopher Hooper: believe. Uh-huh. Yep. There we
Tyram: blessed.
Unidentified Speaker: going to roll my bless for the first one, which is a one. So it gets it to
Christopher Hooper: go. There it is.
Unidentified Speaker: 15. I think the DC was 18 AC 19.
Christopher Hooper: DC D AC is
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, so 29
Christopher Hooper: 19. Yeah. So 29 hits
Unidentified Speaker: hits roll this and then I'm also going to spend uh channel. Actually, I'm going to do shining smite on it. So, I rolled the first damage and then I'm need to go check and find my shining smite. I know it's D8, but I don't remember how
Christopher Hooper: though.
Tyram: does
Unidentified Speaker: many. Huh? Oh no, they all do
Tyram: not do radiant
Unidentified Speaker: radiant damage. Oh no, it refreshed on
Tyram: damage.
Unidentified Speaker: me. Come
Tyram: Damn
Unidentified Speaker: on. Okay, let's go back to spells. I know radiant damage isn't going to be super helpful. There we are. I have D8. Why does this say D6 for Shining Smite? Oh,
Tyram: it.
Unidentified Speaker: well, I'm gonna use my divine smite
Christopher Hooper: I don't
Unidentified Speaker: then. Cast. I don't tell me if it rolls. If not, I'll roll them in real life. I hit cast, but nothing's happening. If you don't see
Luke Neverisky: Can't see You
Christopher Hooper: Oh.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, I'm casting it in third level because this guy was a big hitter. So, I'm just going to roll 4d8 in real life.
Christopher Hooper: Um.
Unidentified Speaker: That's 10 15 extra
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Unidentified Speaker: 16 damage. Uh, and I has my extra radiant strike. Yeah. So then I get to take my normal
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: think?
Christopher Hooper: So, what's the Can you give me uh the damages separately? What were
Unidentified Speaker: turn. Uh, the first one was whatever roll went through.
Christopher Hooper: they?
Unidentified Speaker: Uh 12
Christopher Hooper: So, that's 12 uh
Unidentified Speaker: 12 axe dam. Yeah, battle axe
Christopher Hooper: slashing, right?
Unidentified Speaker: damage and then
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: Remember, you got the T6 from your
Unidentified Speaker: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Let me go back
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Unidentified Speaker: to my actions. Uh I think I had to write that down separately. Yeah, 2d6 from the
Christopher Hooper: important.
Unidentified Speaker: lightning. Thank you, Iro. It wouldn't let me add
Christopher Hooper: Iro. Um, yeah. So, you
Tyram: lightning.
Unidentified Speaker: the d6 to it. Let me just roll
Christopher Hooper: see you see your slashing damage
Unidentified Speaker: those. 10.
Christopher Hooper: uh doesn't quite hit home as you think it might. Um, looks like they
Unidentified Speaker: So,
Christopher Hooper: might have resistance to that. They don't have resistance to
Tyram: Nice.
Unidentified Speaker: okay. 10 lightning damage and then what was
Christopher Hooper: lightning damage. I'll tell you
Unidentified Speaker: it? I forgot. And I moved my dice. I think it was 16 radiant
Christopher Hooper: what, 16
Unidentified Speaker: damage. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: radiant damage. Um, I want you to can you give me a religion um check and can someone else roll me a d20?
Unidentified Speaker: Yes, that's uh 13 religion.
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Unidentified Speaker: Check. Oh, who did
Luke Neverisky: I rolled
Unidentified Speaker: that? Oh, it's a one. Okay. I thought the I thought the fun picture was a
Luke Neverisky: a one for
Christopher Hooper: Um I
Unidentified Speaker: 20. I was like,
Luke Neverisky: whatever. Yeah, I never know which is
Christopher Hooper: don't Me too. Me too. Um, so you see um as you do this like um divine smite basically two avatars um collide and
Unidentified Speaker: no. Oh, wow.
Luke Neverisky: which.
Christopher Hooper: uh it actually goes through um the full divine smite.
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, no. I think it was
Christopher Hooper: So what was it
Unidentified Speaker: like I I moved my dice so I think it was like 15 or 16 divine
Christopher Hooper: 12? I think it was 16.
Unidentified Speaker: smite.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. Um, and you just see uh the god of tear just smash this like uh breaking through this like uh
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: this like moon goddess figure and straight across the the the jawline of this um angel.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, that kind
Tyram: Did you Did you have the D8 from improved divine
Unidentified Speaker: of Yes, I I did four D8. I
Tyram: smite?
Unidentified Speaker: added the my radiant strike, which was an extra D8, so it would have been three, but I got to do
Tyram: Okay. Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: four. Well, that kind of changes what I was going to do. I
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Tyram: Cool.
Unidentified Speaker: was going to do Abdure Foe and use a spell attack and make them scared and fly
Christopher Hooper: right.
Unidentified Speaker: away from us, but now I kind of want Tier to keep smashing on their fake moon
Christopher Hooper: up to
Unidentified Speaker: goddess. Yeah, she's right here. I'll keep smashing her.
Christopher Hooper: you. So, this is for
Unidentified Speaker: Yes, this is my actual turn. Oh, it's a
Christopher Hooper: your actual action, right? Did you just
Unidentified Speaker: net 20. Oh
Christopher Hooper: roll in that 20? Nice. Holy
Unidentified Speaker: god, how much damage is that? Because rule
Christopher Hooper: s***. All right.
Tyram: Yeah, that's just Oh, f***. Okay, so
Unidentified Speaker: uh D and D beyond does different stuff than what we do, right? Okay, let me pull up. Go for
Tyram: like Oh, real quick. Like like Yeah. Okay, so um it's a it's an automatic eight from your axe itself. What's your
Unidentified Speaker: it. Uh let me go back to
Tyram: strength mod?
Unidentified Speaker: that page. My strength was seven. Wait, plus
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Do it's a plus
Unidentified Speaker: four. Yeah, plus four. That's saving throw. Plus four.
Christopher Hooper: four.
Tyram: Okay. All right. Cool. So, uh we're you start off with 12 just from the crit before you roll anything. You're at uh 12 slashing damage. Um 12 um electric
Unidentified Speaker: I'm going to start writing
Tyram: damage. Um, and if you're
Unidentified Speaker: numbers
Tyram: doing um another eight from your uh radiant strike. So, right up now we're at 32. Um, and are you doing divine
Unidentified Speaker: down, of course. And I'll do it as a third level
Tyram: smite again?
Unidentified Speaker: again. So it's all 4
Tyram: Okay. All right. So, that's another for that's like
Unidentified Speaker: d8.
Tyram: another 3d8 on top of what I've already said then. Okay. Um, okay. So, does
Unidentified Speaker: 48. Yeah, the I would include radiant
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Tyram: that include the uh the radiant strike one? Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: stri. Yeah, my divine smite and
Christopher Hooper: Hey,
Tyram: Okay. So, it's uh Okay. So, 32 from uh your all your radiant um 24 from the rest. So, that is a total of 56. And then you get a roll of 5d8 and 2d6.
Unidentified Speaker: radiant. All right, let me pull out one more DA just so I can do all this with my hands.
Tyram: Perhaps the only thing more satisfying than critting as a rogue is critting as
Unidentified Speaker: Where's my one more D8? Is it going
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, for
Tyram: a
Unidentified Speaker: to be the one I dropped? No. Okay, get up there. Okay. Do you want me to separate out this damage,
Christopher Hooper: sure.
Unidentified Speaker: Topher? Okay. So, the lightning
Christopher Hooper: Yes,
Tyram: paladin.
Unidentified Speaker: damage is four. So the two the 2d6 are four and then the the d8 are oh lord this is math uh 16 and 12. So
Christopher Hooper: please.
Unidentified Speaker: that's 28 plus another three. So 31 radiant and four
Christopher Hooper: And what was the
Unidentified Speaker: lightning. I didn't roll that. That's just Oh, wait. Yes, I did. Oh, one of these did.
Tyram: One of those DAs
Unidentified Speaker: We'll make it this the one that's fancy. The six. So, take six. Uh, so 16.
Tyram: flashing. 25 radiant, six
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, plus five onto
Christopher Hooper: slashing?
Tyram: slashing, and four
Unidentified Speaker: the slashing.
Tyram: electric. That already got added into the crit
Unidentified Speaker: So, it did. Well, it's 1d8 plus five for my
Tyram: total.
Unidentified Speaker: roll.
Christopher Hooper: the
Tyram: Okay, my
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. So 11
Christopher Hooper: uh the I think what Taylor's saying is that got added into the pre-rolled amount
Unidentified Speaker: slashing. Oh, the slashing. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Christopher Hooper: because you don't double the like modifier. you just
Tyram: mistake.
Christopher Hooper: double the or you just take the full um dice
Unidentified Speaker: Gotcha. Okay. And that's only my first hit. I got another hit
Christopher Hooper: amount.
Unidentified Speaker: to
Luke Neverisky: f****** do it
Christopher Hooper: Uh um
Tyram: Yes.
Unidentified Speaker: do.
Luke Neverisky: again.
Christopher Hooper: okay. And can you give me uh let's let's sum that total again. So the the crit amount uh and let's do it by
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Um, I wrote them down, but I
Christopher Hooper: type real
Unidentified Speaker: forgot what they all were. There was a 12, a 12, an 8. You got it,
Christopher Hooper: quick.
Tyram: Um the credit amount was um you just want the credit amount was um 12 slashing 12 electric and
Unidentified Speaker: too. 8
Tyram: um 30 um 32
Unidentified Speaker: something radiant. And I wrote down an eight as
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: Um, radiant.
Unidentified Speaker: well. What was the eight?
Christopher Hooper: cool. I think that was I think that was
Tyram: Yeah. Um, I'm not
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: added into one of the other numbers. Okay. So,
Tyram: sure.
Christopher Hooper: uh, so we have 18 slashing total. Um, so that's going to get h haved into nine. Uh, plus the uh 9 plus the 16 lightning. So that'll be 25. That just happens. The radiant. Uh, Luke, can you give me a roll? And will you give me uh Ellis, will you give me a a
Luke Neverisky: on a d20. I rolled the
Christopher Hooper: religion check?
Luke Neverisky: six. I'm so bad at
Christopher Hooper: Damn
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. My religion check was a three. Yeah. Wait, do I have
Christopher Hooper: you
Unidentified Speaker: any Do I have anything? Do I Oh, no. I've got I've got inspiration. I've got heroic
Luke Neverisky: this.
Tyram: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: inspiration at the top. Let me mark that.
Christopher Hooper: really.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Uh, roll religion again. There we go.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, damn you. All right. So, you land the full uh
Unidentified Speaker: 12. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: 57 additional radiant damage on top of that. Jesus
Unidentified Speaker: let me make sure I mark that spell, too, before I forget because we were just doing we were just talking about
Luke Neverisky: over. Stop asking me to make rules for
Christopher Hooper: Christ. Yeah. And
Tyram: 57 plus 25. So that was 82 damage from your first
Unidentified Speaker: it. And I get to go again. Who knows? I'll probably miss,
Christopher Hooper: you Yeah. Yeah. God save me if you crit again. I'm gonna have to add more
Tyram: attack. Well, she can't smite
Unidentified Speaker: but Oh,
Luke Neverisky: you.
Tyram: again.
Unidentified Speaker: I'm so nervous to click it.
Christopher Hooper: planes.
Unidentified Speaker: No. 13. No, she
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's not
Unidentified Speaker: misses. Yeah, that was way more fun
Luke Neverisky: No, that's not a
Christopher Hooper: good. That misses. That
Unidentified Speaker: than making her scared though. Making them
Christopher Hooper: misses. Worth it. All right, they are blooded.
Tyram: They f****** better be. We've done over a
Unidentified Speaker: scared.
Luke Neverisky: good
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, you've done over
Tyram: hundred damage
Christopher Hooper: 150 damage. Um, all right. Anything else you'd like
Unidentified Speaker: I don't think I can't do anything
Christopher Hooper: to do, Ellis, while you're wrecking my
Tyram: now. You're just lucky Ally isn't here because like she f****** uh brutalizes these angels whenever she finds
Unidentified Speaker: else. I'm gonna I'm going to lay on hands and heal myself a little
Christopher Hooper: monsters? Yeah, it's true.
Unidentified Speaker: bit just because I know those guys got some biggin. That's a
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Unidentified Speaker: bonus action.
Christopher Hooper: did you already do a leveled
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. It's not a spell. I just do it to
Tyram: them. Lay on hands is not a spell. It's really
Unidentified Speaker: myself. It's a bonus
Christopher Hooper: spell? Oh, okay.
Tyram: funny. It's a class ability that is
Unidentified Speaker: action.
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Cool. Never mind
Tyram: a bonus action.
Christopher Hooper: then. Um, all
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, it was a bonus action to use the smite
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Oh, it was. Well, never
Christopher Hooper: right. Oh,
Tyram: though. Yeah, you use
Unidentified Speaker: mind. Never
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Okay.
Tyram: it when you land the attack, but it does count as your bonus action for the
Unidentified Speaker: mind. I can't do anything else.
Christopher Hooper: All right, you can
Unidentified Speaker: No, inside a
Christopher Hooper: move. You can jump off the
Tyram: turn.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, I'm also assuming that you're outside the car now and like on the back of the car doing like fighting them on the
Unidentified Speaker: are. Oh, I I
Christopher Hooper: back unless you're trying to fight them out the
Unidentified Speaker: said earlier I was leaning out the window, but if you want me to be out the back of the
Christopher Hooper: window. Uh, I think you'd have to do that at a disadvantage, which I don't think you want to do.
Unidentified Speaker: car. No. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: So, why don't you just hop out of that, baby?
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, I'm just fighting. I'm just being real cool fighting on the standing on the back of a flying car
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Uh, Liliana, you're
Unidentified Speaker: fighting stole. Here's the
Luke Neverisky: Okay. So, here is the
Christopher Hooper: up. Earth
Tyram: Heat.
Unidentified Speaker: plan.
Luke Neverisky: Bugatti. Uh, all right.
Christopher Hooper: round.
Luke Neverisky: I am going to I'll keep it simple. Um, cast uh I'm g to cast frostbite at this angel deer. I know a cantrip me. Uh, do you want me to roll the con save for him? It's over. All right,
Christopher Hooper: What? Yeah, go
Luke Neverisky: this is hubris. I'm going to crit, I swear.
Tyram: Heat.
Unidentified Speaker: It's going to give me all this all
Christopher Hooper: ahead. What's What's the save they
Luke Neverisky: No. Uh, constitution 17. I rolled a five.
Christopher Hooper: need?
Unidentified Speaker: the I like when
Luke Neverisky: Okay, they're going to take
Christopher Hooper: All right, they feel it. What does Frostbite
Unidentified Speaker: Luke I like when Luke rolls for the bad guys.
Luke Neverisky: some Yeah, me
Christopher Hooper: do?
Luke Neverisky: too. Uh, so 11 frost damage and they also have disadvantage on their next weapon attack roll.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. All
Luke Neverisky: Um, and uh, let's
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: see. Silus, you still have the juice. I'm doing out the juice. Olivia gets the
Unidentified Speaker: Yay. B. What's your B
Luke Neverisky: juice. Oh, I got one left.
Unidentified Speaker: juice? Wow, that's so
Luke Neverisky: 10. And now some potent
Unidentified Speaker: big.
Luke Neverisky: juice.
Christopher Hooper: All right. Um, cool. Anything else,
Unidentified Speaker: And
Luke Neverisky: That's it. Nice and
Christopher Hooper: Liliana? All right. Um, cool. Uh, the plane now. uh uh situates itself. Um fires a
Luke Neverisky: easy.
Christopher Hooper: missile. Uh why don't you all take um 86? Uh do you want to um I don't think y'all can move anywhere. So I don't think dexterity saving throws are really going to work here.
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: Um so I think this just happens.
Luke Neverisky: all D6 is.
Christopher Hooper: Um, So you take uh 17 fire damage including the bugatti
Unidentified Speaker: Oh
Luke Neverisky: Oh, how much health does the Bugatti have? What is the Bugatti stat
Christopher Hooper: itself. Uh
Unidentified Speaker: no.
Luke Neverisky: block? It's kind of low, but
Christopher Hooper: it's got a lot but less than you
Luke Neverisky: less than so like 300,
Christopher Hooper: think. Yeah. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: right? Okay, because I was thinking 500. So, you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not not that much. And um this uh this
Luke Neverisky: know,
Christopher Hooper: angel says, "I'll kill you again." Um and tries to stab Silus. Um I'll give Silus a chance. Uh because he has like a reaction to Perry, I
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Whenever Taylor gets
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, the thing gives him a
Christopher Hooper: think.
Luke Neverisky: plus four EC. I think that
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Christopher Hooper: Okay, I'll give him I'll give him a chance. Do y'all need a little bio
Unidentified Speaker: back.
Luke Neverisky: was Yeah, I'll take it, too.
Christopher Hooper: break? Cool. Let's do
Unidentified Speaker: Sure.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: it. And then I will resume the killing
Tyram: Oh no. Who's getting killed? Damn
Christopher Hooper: you.
Tyram: it. Sorry. What's happening? I had to
Christopher Hooper: Um, I was about to try to kill you again. Um, but
Tyram: pee.
Christopher Hooper: you were gone. So, we're going to take a quick fire break, which was poorly timed with
Tyram: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: everybody. That's
Tyram: ironic.
Luke Neverisky: Please.
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Tyram: Sorry. I'm going to go ahead and pick a feet.
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Unidentified Speaker: I do have a question. Is the fact that Tier is beating the Seldoran soldiers uh goddess giving them any sort of existential crisis yet? Maybe once we actually defeat them. Oh, Toer's not
Tyram: Well, I think that's a great idea.
Unidentified Speaker: here. I'm getting sleepy.
Tyram: So, are things uh going smoothly with the whole pregnancy
Unidentified Speaker: There's always stuff
Tyram: thing? I figured,
Unidentified Speaker: happening.
Luke Neverisky: Same.
Tyram: but like better or worse than the first time
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Uh I'm just more tired than the first time around. Probably because I have to be a
Tyram: around.
Unidentified Speaker: mom at the same time. I am
Tyram: That's true. You're also older. We're all getting
Unidentified Speaker: older. I am three years older. But yeah, sleeping's hard just because it hurts. Like everything hurts when I'm trying to sleep and wake
Tyram: old.
Unidentified Speaker: up. I just tired. Like I've been operating on like five, six hours of sleep some days. It's rough. I know. And I got to
Luke Neverisky: Then you got to work too. That
Unidentified Speaker: work and I got to be a mom at the end of the day. And I'm just like I'm so tired. Just like dying.
Tyram: Yeah, I get four or five a lot, but not for good reasons.
Luke Neverisky: sucks.
Tyram: Just because I'm very stupid about when I go to
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, I can't I can't do
Tyram: sleep.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I would never be
Unidentified Speaker: it. Yeah. Don't Don't do it, guys. Not the best experience, I'd say.
Tyram: I'll take that
Christopher Hooper: pregnant. Everyone I know seems like a bad
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. So,
Luke Neverisky: Sam.
Christopher Hooper: time. All right, you all ready to
Tyram: advisement.
Unidentified Speaker: Toeer, we have a question. Is the fact that Tier keeps
Christopher Hooper: roll? Uhhuh.
Unidentified Speaker: kicking the Aldoran fake moon goddess's butt giving them any sort of existential crisis
Christopher Hooper: I
Unidentified Speaker: yet? That's
Luke Neverisky: That's a good
Christopher Hooper: mean, I guess if they
Unidentified Speaker: true.
Tyram: A good mid battle
Luke Neverisky: point.
Tyram: existential crisis would be pretty sweet for us right
Unidentified Speaker: Especially with that
Christopher Hooper: live, I think
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: mid battle has passed. Um,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. With
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. So, back to stabbing
Unidentified Speaker: damage.
Luke Neverisky: disadvantage if it's a regular
Christopher Hooper: Silus. Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, yeah. And you're close to me, so I can re I
Luke Neverisky: attack.
Christopher Hooper: yeah.
Tyram: Oh, that's
Unidentified Speaker: can give them double disadvantage,
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: too, because you're within five
Christopher Hooper: Double disadvantage.
Tyram: true. I'll try to do my uh I'll try
Unidentified Speaker: feet.
Christopher Hooper: It's still a disadvantage, but it hurts a little bit
Tyram: to do my defense.
Unidentified Speaker: I mean, I'm not going to waste my
Tyram: I'll try to do my defensive duelist reaction to try to boost my
Christopher Hooper: more. Okay. All right. Here we
Tyram: AC. Okay, never
Christopher Hooper: go. 16. Does that hit? All
Tyram: mind.
Unidentified Speaker: reaction.
Tyram: Misses managed to deflect
Christopher Hooper: right. Um, they like try to hit you. You're still like
Tyram: it.
Christopher Hooper: attached to them, right? And I'm
Tyram: On my turn, I was probably going to
Christopher Hooper: like,
Tyram: jump off now that we're back at the car. Uh, but for
Christopher Hooper: okay, all
Tyram: now, yes. I guess I would have to still
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. Next
Tyram: be if they missed me, do they hit
Unidentified Speaker: Wait, how do you know what you rolled? Oh, it's
Christopher Hooper: attack because I see the
Unidentified Speaker: still frozen for me. They're just like sitting on top of each other. They looked like they were balanced on
Christopher Hooper: numbers.
Tyram: themselves?
Unidentified Speaker: top of each other.
Christopher Hooper: Uh uh your AC is what? 212. All right. 18 misses in their
Tyram: 22.
Luke Neverisky: Okay,
Christopher Hooper: final attack. Uhoh. All right. 27
Tyram: Yeah. Damn. Oh
Unidentified Speaker: Can I I'm going to use protects to impose disadvantage on that
Tyram: well.
Unidentified Speaker: one. Oh, they do.
Luke Neverisky: nice.
Christopher Hooper: hits. They already have disadvantage.
Unidentified Speaker: Never
Christopher Hooper: Uh, Luke, your thing
Unidentified Speaker: mind.
Luke Neverisky: Uh, let
Christopher Hooper: is like the whole turn. Is that
Luke Neverisky: me confirm. It's just the next weapon attack role it makes. So, I'm
Christopher Hooper: right? Oh,
Luke Neverisky: assuming it's a one and done in, you know, imposing. Just might read
Christopher Hooper: okay. Okay. Um, so
Luke Neverisky: that.
Christopher Hooper: I'll either redo one of those hits unless Ellis, you want
Unidentified Speaker: Yes, I'll definitely apply
Christopher Hooper: to apply disadvantage. Okay. All right. Um, cool. All right. So, this third one hits. Um, and we're going to
Unidentified Speaker: disadvantage.
Christopher Hooper: do uh our damage. So, that's 14 slashing damage. And then an additional uh 10 radiant
Tyram: Okay, I'm down to 52, which I think is very near what I started this battle
Christopher Hooper: damage. All right. Um and that um now it's your turn, Silus.
Tyram: with. All right. Um, I Well, I guess the mom's still stuck with him. I do have advantage since I got him with an attack last time since I have the thing on my
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: daggers. Um, I'll try to stab him again real quick.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: And now I should have my bonus action open to me if I So I'll see what where we leave off here. If I get that other D. Okay. Oh, I got to reroll that one. Okay, I got a uh 24 to
Christopher Hooper: That
Tyram: hit. Okay. Um, I'll do my 76. Uh, psychic damage. Not as good as last
Christopher Hooper: hits
Tyram: time. Oh, that that's a lot better. Um, um, I do uh I do 28 psychic
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: damage. Oh, wait. Sorry. I thought I got one more. One more. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. How do you want to do
Tyram: Uh, 30 psychic
Christopher Hooper: this?
Tyram: damage. Are they dead?
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Tyram: Um, okay. So, I'm assuming Olivia left like this just
Unidentified Speaker: Nice.
Tyram: f****** massive gash of a wound with her
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: They are absolutely like serrated
Unidentified Speaker: and a little
Christopher Hooper: and bludgeoned like super f***** up.
Tyram: spirit. Okay. Um, if there's like a wound where Olivia left the knife with her axe, I actually want to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: like jam my dagger into that wound and kind of just like make it burst inside with like a bunch of like knives going
Unidentified Speaker: crispy. I'm
Luke Neverisky: Very
Christopher Hooper: Oh, hell yeah.
Tyram: in every
Unidentified Speaker: assuming it's like here and you like blow their whole arm off.
Christopher Hooper: It's like right through their collar bone. Yeah.
Tyram: direction. Yeah. And I want to whisper into her ear as I do it. Um, if you believed in
Luke Neverisky: nice.
Tyram: Luna, you'd go to
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
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Tyram: heaven. And
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: and and like uh the the blood like leaves it leaves her brain and she uh starts falling. Go ahead and give me an acrobatic saving throw. Yeah, go ahead and give
Tyram: yeah, is that like an acrobatic check or a deck saving throw?
Christopher Hooper: me uh uh just give me an acrobatics. Yeah, check. Yeah, you're able to just like quickly
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: lively pop off her onto the onto the car um as she falls to her death. Um all right, remaining
Tyram: 32 like super casually like walk into like the middle of the seats where like everyone else is sitting and just be like, "Hey
Luke Neverisky: I was so scared. Oh my
Unidentified Speaker: Just brought them closer. Why don't you? How far away is the other
Luke Neverisky: gosh.
Christopher Hooper: con
Tyram: guys,
Unidentified Speaker: angel that's flying at us?
Christopher Hooper: Um, it is uh just on the edge of 120 at this point.
Unidentified Speaker: 120 ft.
Christopher Hooper: Um. Mhm. And at this point, you start to make your descent. Um, have we I don't think you've prolonged your flight yet. So, you're currently set to still land in the
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: trees. Um, but this is probably where you're going to need to do
Unidentified Speaker: So, the plan is Brew is gonna make like a little like halfpipe
Christopher Hooper: that.
Unidentified Speaker: ramp with the air with his wind wall for us to kind of like follow our trajectory us and just like launch us again a little bit and like make it like a very shallow one so we kind of like clear the trees and then we can engage the birds or the the kind of softly land us.
Christopher Hooper: I'm thinking about those like racing games where you like
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: hit the wind tunnel and it's like a boost.
Unidentified Speaker: We're not planning on boosts. We're planning on like Hot Wheels just like whoosh. You know, like you made your little Hot Wheels like a little launch.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah, the
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. I wasn't planning on
Christopher Hooper: track like accelerator thing type of thing going on.
Unidentified Speaker: accelerating but
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: But oh okay yeah yeah the
Tyram: What?
Unidentified Speaker: just like a little little BL ramp
Christopher Hooper: launcher yeah ramp um
Unidentified Speaker: launcher.
Christopher Hooper: yeah very good and so um let me mark that for brew nice uh all right cool he and he says all right no problem and uh he he does Um, you sail a little bit further and it looks like uh there's going to be another angel on you pretty soon and you
Unidentified Speaker: So when the angel's
Christopher Hooper: still have the ship going
Tyram: That's
Unidentified Speaker: within 60 ft of us, I want to try using objure
Christopher Hooper: on.
Unidentified Speaker: foe, casting that with one of my channel
Tyram: difficult.
Unidentified Speaker: divinities. Probably the free one I haven't used
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: yet. And they have to do a wisdom save of 17 or they're
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, cool. Uh, so what's the range? Did you
Unidentified Speaker: scared. 60
Christopher Hooper: say 60 ft? Okay, cool. Um, so they are still going to get
Unidentified Speaker: ft. Yeah, I
Christopher Hooper: a fireball in. So we'll go ahead and get
Unidentified Speaker: figured.
Christopher Hooper: that. Let's see.
Unidentified Speaker: Jesus f******
Christopher Hooper: All right. So, y'all take uh the 30 uh fire damage for
Tyram: Oh, are
Luke Neverisky: 96.
Christopher Hooper: that. Um no saves
Tyram: we making
Christopher Hooper: because there's nowhere to go on the
Tyram: saves?
Unidentified Speaker: Christ. Everybody
Luke Neverisky: We can't
Christopher Hooper: uh on the Bugatti.
Unidentified Speaker: I need to heal.
Luke Neverisky: dodge. Makes sense.
Tyram: Okay. Well, okay. Does the evasion come into play where even if I fail the save, I still take half? Okay. Thank goodness because I didn't have an extra 15 to spare here.
Unidentified Speaker: myself. Yeah. All
Tyram: Well, I literally did. I I I need every hit point I can hold on to right
Unidentified Speaker: right. I'm also going to use my whenever I whenever it's my turn and I can use objure
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Unidentified Speaker: foe in there within 60 ft. I'm going to use my bonus action and touch myself and heal myself a little bit. Well, I guess I can always do the level up
Tyram: now. I mean, honestly, the only thing stopping you from touching yourself is just, you know,
Christopher Hooper: So
Tyram: social
Luke Neverisky: We're an open-minded DND
Christopher Hooper: true.
Tyram: stigma.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: thing.
Luke Neverisky: party.
Christopher Hooper: All right. Um, Brew and Ellswith are looking pretty rough now. Um, so just keep that in
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Christopher Hooper: mind. All right. And we are um let's see. So, uh, yeah, Olivia, uh, you're up.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. As long as they're within 60 ft, I'm going to try and scare
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Tyram: Oh,
Unidentified Speaker: them. It's a wisdom save with a
Christopher Hooper: Um, they
Unidentified Speaker: uh
Christopher Hooper: are not yet. But do you want to hold that action until they
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Yeah, I'd love to hold that and then I'm going to I'm going to
Christopher Hooper: are
Unidentified Speaker: heal. I'm going to just I don't know. I'll touch everybody within around me
Tyram: You can only target one person
Unidentified Speaker: and it's only one person at a
Tyram: at a time with it.
Unidentified Speaker: time. Oh, touch a creature. Yeah. I'm gonna
Tyram: Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: doesn't know
Unidentified Speaker: No. Yeah, cure wounds is an action. So, I'm just going to give
Christopher Hooper: So,
Unidentified Speaker: myself like
Tyram: that.
Unidentified Speaker: 20. Okay. So, yeah, as soon as they get within 60 ft, going to be scary. I'm all
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Tyram: Thematically, what if my brush with death there let me pick shadow touched as my
Unidentified Speaker: done. What is
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: feet? Um, I basically I get invisibility at will. Um, well, not at will. I can do it once a day and I pick up
Unidentified Speaker: that? Don't you get
Tyram: an illusion and a necromancy
Unidentified Speaker: invisibility next goound? Next level
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: spell. I do, but like that's like
Unidentified Speaker: up.
Tyram: also like a once a day thing. So it would make it twice Yeah, there there are a lot of things where I like I don't want to like step on the toes of something I'm just going to get
Christopher Hooper: Okay, the rest is pretty
Tyram: later anyway. But yeah, anyway,
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, the rest is really
Tyram: sorry. Yeah, I'll look to see if there's an illusion in
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: necromancy spell that I would pick up. Oh, healing is a necromancy spell. Maybe I could pick
Unidentified Speaker: cool. There you go. We all need a little healing.
Tyram: up my one pitiful cure wound a
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right,
Tyram: day.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All right, dispelling
Christopher Hooper: Liliana, you're
Luke Neverisky: um levitate
Christopher Hooper: up. All
Luke Neverisky: and um I'll have a flock of yeah giant owls um materialize around
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: around the Bugatti um sink their talons into the uh the frame and start slap it as hard as they
Christopher Hooper: All right. Cool. All right.
Luke Neverisky: can. and uh give him some words of encouragement. You got this little owl buddies. Um and then
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Luke Neverisky: uh let me use that spell slot before I forget. Uh and then as a bonus action, I'll give um I will heal whoever's looking rougher between Brew and Elizabeth. Cool. Elizabeth is going to
Christopher Hooper: All right,
Luke Neverisky: receive. Hang on. I not not mean to cast that at first level. What
Christopher Hooper: Elsa.
Luke Neverisky: I meant to do was cast that at third level. Um and also not cast cure wounds. Man, I need to get good at this.
Unidentified Speaker: Whoa,
Luke Neverisky: What dude? Okay. Healing word. That's the
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: that's way
Luke Neverisky: spell. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, there we go. There's more. There's the
Unidentified Speaker: better.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All right. So, you're going to get a heal for 26. And
Christopher Hooper: meal. All
Luke Neverisky: then, um I'm also going to deduct my spell point for the contra animals. All right. Action
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: bonus action. That's
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Very
Luke Neverisky: it. Don't
Christopher Hooper: nice. All right. Angel of death a is coming.
Luke Neverisky: love that
Christopher Hooper: Um
Luke Neverisky: name.
Christopher Hooper: um she uh lies toward you. you um you lose a little bit of this speed you're going, but you're now kind of like floating a little bit. Um and she she makes some rapid progress. Um she hits that 60 and uh what what's the save
Unidentified Speaker: 17. Uh, it's a wisdom
Christopher Hooper: here? 17 what? Wisdom save. Okay. All right, Luke, you want
Unidentified Speaker: save. among Home
Luke Neverisky: You f****** know I
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Christopher Hooper: to roll us at a d20?
Unidentified Speaker: below. Come
Luke Neverisky: Wait, wait, hang
Unidentified Speaker: on. Knock on
Luke Neverisky: on. I rolled the
Christopher Hooper: funny.
Unidentified Speaker: wood.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: 19. Not this CL. Not this
Christopher Hooper: 19. Yes,
Tyram: Do you have like cutting words or anything like
Luke Neverisky: bar
Christopher Hooper: finally. Um All
Tyram: that? Damn.
Unidentified Speaker: No. Um, wait. Can I Oh, I can't use I'm
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: Damn, that would have been
Unidentified Speaker: out of lucky points. Dang it.
Luke Neverisky: flavor. Oh, wait. Aha. I have luck
Unidentified Speaker: You do have luck
Luke Neverisky: points. Uh when
Christopher Hooper: So, uh-huh.
Unidentified Speaker: points. It does
Luke Neverisky: a creature rolls
Tyram: clutch. Luck points give disadvantage to
Unidentified Speaker: when it's rolls against me.
Luke Neverisky: d2 when it's an attack roll against me. Okay, never mind. Never mind. I
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: enemies.
Luke Neverisky: got
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Damn
Luke Neverisky: nothing. Well, you're welcome for the roll.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Thank you for finally rolling
Unidentified Speaker: it.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I was doomed.
Christopher Hooper: decently. Um eventually evens
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: out. All right. So, uh let's see. Is she gonna do anything before she actually gets here? Yeah. You know what she's going to do? She's going to throw a little uh little um little spell at you. She shoots like a like greenish skull at you and she says, "You've killed my sister." Um, all right. Uh, no disadvantage on her right now,
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, no, cuz I can't cuz she's within 3T of me or 5T of
Christopher Hooper: right? Okay. So I think um you are kind of like at the forefront here I think
Unidentified Speaker: me. Yeah, Silus and I are outside on on top of the
Luke Neverisky: Amazing.
Christopher Hooper: um uh
Unidentified Speaker: Bugatti.
Christopher Hooper: Olivia. Okay. Um so rolls pretty low. Uh so she does a 16 hit you Olivia. All right. Uh misses. All right. Annaniel's turn.
Tyram: How far
Christopher Hooper: Um she
Tyram: away is
Christopher Hooper: is
Tyram: she? Well, wait. Actually, it's kind of real. She's within 60 ft if the
Unidentified Speaker: No. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: um yes she's within
Tyram: exaggeration went off. Okay. Okay. Then she's within range for me to throw some daggers at her. So I'm going to try to do
Christopher Hooper: 60.
Tyram: that. Um All right. Um first one would not have advantage because I haven't vexed her or anything. Um oh, but I'm pretty sure a 25
Christopher Hooper: Nice 25
Tyram: hits. All right.
Christopher Hooper: hits.
Tyram: Um I managed to do seven damage psychic. And so now I am going to roll with advantage on my secondary
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Mhm. If she is
Tyram: bonus action attack. Um, which if I hit Yeah, if I
Christopher Hooper: fixed,
Tyram: can hit I'll get some sneak attack. Um I
Christopher Hooper: 23
Tyram: does a 23 hit sick.
Christopher Hooper: hits. Wow. What are you
Tyram: Okay. What? Oh, I have a plus nine. My uh
Christopher Hooper: rolling?
Tyram: my attacks. Okay. Okay. Oh, wow. Um All right. So, it's uh 20
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Tyram: plus um total of 35 psychic
Christopher Hooper: Jesus.
Tyram: damage. All right. So, that's a total of uh
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Tyram: um 42 psychic this turn. And I don't know if it's going to help all that much, but I guess
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: Silus to kind of get himself out of the line of fire is gonna like walk to the bottom of the car and just cling to the bottom of it. Keeping an eye like we're not going to like
Christopher Hooper: Okay. No.
Tyram: land next turn, right? Okay, good.
Luke Neverisky: That's
Tyram: Because I don't want the car to land on me though. Such a lame way to
Christopher Hooper: No. All right. Uh, cool. You are you are tucked away at
Tyram: die.
Christopher Hooper: least out of the uh the first line of fire. All right,
Tyram: Man, you
Christopher Hooper: Olivia.
Tyram: got a line of sight disables a lot of spells. I'm hoping that works for me
Christopher Hooper: All right, Olivia, you're
Unidentified Speaker: So, she's really far away. I am going to question. Can I use Bob the turn that I summon
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: up.
Tyram: here.
Unidentified Speaker: him or do I have to wait a turn? So, my plan was to use my action to summon him and then use him to missy step onto the angel's
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, I think it requires,
Unidentified Speaker: back.
Christopher Hooper: uh, I don't I don't know. I don't know what Bob is. Is Bob
Unidentified Speaker: He's an otherworldly steed. Yeah. So, I use fine
Christopher Hooper: a spell? Okay. So, that sounds like it's going to be your
Unidentified Speaker: steed. Yeah. That'll be my action. And then can I use his
Christopher Hooper: action and
Unidentified Speaker: like bonus action is his face step the next like within my
Christopher Hooper: then um I is uh I think you can do
Unidentified Speaker: turn.
Christopher Hooper: it as your bonus action to command Bob.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. So then I can use my bonus action. Get him to move. It doesn't say anything on here about it being my
Luke Neverisky: I think it looks
Christopher Hooper: Let me just double
Unidentified Speaker: bonus action. He's just like take he's kind of like
Luke Neverisky: good.
Unidentified Speaker: Steve where he just takes a turn when I take a turn because he has actions and bonus
Christopher Hooper: check. Um Okay. Okay. Yeah. Why don't we roll it like that where as a bonus action you can
Unidentified Speaker: actions. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: do that um that teleport?
Unidentified Speaker: So, I'm gonna use
Christopher Hooper: Uh, does
Unidentified Speaker: fine. Uh, I
Christopher Hooper: that does that take a spell or anything for for them to
Unidentified Speaker: just uh No. So, it's I'll use fine ste. It's not a spell slot for me, but it's
Tyram: Well, it's a class
Unidentified Speaker: it's an
Tyram: ability that replicates the effect of a
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No.
Christopher Hooper: teleport? So, it doesn't cost a spell slot is what you're saying.
Tyram: spell.
Unidentified Speaker: But it is my action. And then I'll
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And it it says it and you haven't used this on
Unidentified Speaker: use Nope. I haven't used
Luke Neverisky: Right.
Christopher Hooper: your long rest yet, have
Unidentified Speaker: Bob in a long
Christopher Hooper: you? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Okay, cool.
Unidentified Speaker: time. Yeah. I mean, it's it's marked as unused. I just marked
Christopher Hooper: Sounds
Unidentified Speaker: it on
Christopher Hooper: good. Okay. Yeah. And it's a bonus section for Bob, too.
Unidentified Speaker: here. And it's a bonus back action for Bob to do his phase step. and will face
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: step to 60 ft straight onto the angel's
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: back. And he does have his own attack, but uh
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, let's do
Unidentified Speaker: he can slam, but I'm not
Christopher Hooper: it. Yeah, go for
Unidentified Speaker: sure. Okay. 1 D8 plus the spell level of radiant.
Christopher Hooper: it. Okay, so what level you're casting? So, this looks like second level is for free
Unidentified Speaker: What? Yeah. Yeah. I'll just do second level for free. So, it's
Christopher Hooper: or you could upcast it if you wanted
Unidentified Speaker: my radiant dam. What do I use? What do I do? A D8 plus what?
Christopher Hooper: to. Uh, plus
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. So, five, six, seven damage from Bob. And now we are standing on top of this.
Christopher Hooper: two of
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. And then we are standing on top of this
Christopher Hooper: Radian
Unidentified Speaker: thing. Uh, actually it's psychic cuz he's fake. Oh, no. Radiant. Yeah. psychic because I chose the fay for fay
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: Yeah. The least religious paladin I've ever seen is
Unidentified Speaker: step. She's
Tyram: coming decision is coming in clutch once
Unidentified Speaker: uh practical. Like we said in
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: again.
Unidentified Speaker: the beginning, she's she's culturally tier. That's how Keith describes his Jew his Jewishness.
Tyram: Oh, legitimately I really like it. Like um I feel like
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah.
Tyram: a lot of people play Paladins like basically like with the same personality, so it's
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, I I structured how Keith
Tyram: genuinely
Unidentified Speaker: uh structures his Judaism, which is culturally Jewish, not religiously, but in this
Christopher Hooper: But in this world, gods are real. It's
Tyram: refreshing. Makes sense.
Unidentified Speaker: world, gods are real. So, it's like, I know you're
Christopher Hooper: like, are you really though? What have you done for
Tyram: I
Unidentified Speaker: real, but like you got
Tyram: mean, it is it is it does strike me as weird to
Unidentified Speaker: this.
Tyram: be like atheist or agnostic in a D and D setting
Unidentified Speaker: It's It's more
Christopher Hooper: me?
Tyram: when the gods are for sure around, you
Unidentified Speaker: she's apathetic. Like she knows they're real. She knows. I mean, she does get all
Tyram: know?
Unidentified Speaker: like up in a tizzy about fake gods and like what are you doing to my gods? They try and take their space, but like she's
Tyram: It's really
Unidentified Speaker: not going to be down your throat about it. She's like, "Guys, you know they're real. Like, why am I going
Tyram: the
Unidentified Speaker: to bother preaching to you? You know they're real. They're right
Tyram: dishonest
Unidentified Speaker: there. So, that is
Christopher Hooper: All right. Uh,
Unidentified Speaker: the end." Yep.
Christopher Hooper: cool. You're riding on the back of this angel. Liliana, you're up. Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. I mean, I got the old hypnotic pattern on the plane, I guess. Um, I'll always have that. Um, so is the I'm sorry if I missed
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: Mhm.
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Luke Neverisky: this. The second angel's 50 ft away. Did I record that
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Closing
Luke Neverisky: right?
Christopher Hooper: it.
Unidentified Speaker: in 60 and
Luke Neverisky: Okay. 60 and closing.
Unidentified Speaker: closing.
Luke Neverisky: Um, what is the range on
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: that? That's close. Um, all right. Well, uh, let's see. I burned out my level three spell slots. I did exactly what took over said I should do. All right. Um, now what I'm going to do, um, All right. Other angel
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: woman gives me a con save of 17 for the frostbite.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, are you casting it again or is this a What is You're casting it again? Okay. All right. Give me that d20
Luke Neverisky: All right, we'll see.
Christopher Hooper: roll.
Unidentified Speaker: It's
Luke Neverisky: Hey. All right, that's a bad one. That's a bad
Christopher Hooper: Is that good or bad? It's
Luke Neverisky: one. All right. Uh All
Christopher Hooper: bad. All right. She's got that frostbite.
Unidentified Speaker: bad.
Luke Neverisky: right. So, she taken a 12 damage and got that frostbite in her. Um, and then I will use a bonus action
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: to heal Brew. This time with the
Christopher Hooper: right. Nice.
Luke Neverisky: current I'm going use a decent one.
Christopher Hooper: Are you going to use a good one or Okay. Bad
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. 14 health for
Christopher Hooper: roll. Well, not too bad,
Luke Neverisky: Brew. All right, that's
Christopher Hooper: actually. All right.
Luke Neverisky: it.
Christopher Hooper: Cool. All right. Time to lay down some bamage. All right. Uh, Angel B flies right up to Olivia and starts
Unidentified Speaker: Well, I'm riding on her
Christopher Hooper: trying to stab you with her
Unidentified Speaker: back,
Christopher Hooper: sword. Oh, yeah. Right. So, um, she is going to, um, cinemat cinematically slam you into the car.
Unidentified Speaker: but
Christopher Hooper: um and and try to like pierce you with her her sword if she does it. Uh but she does have
Tyram: It's one thing to try to hurt
Luke Neverisky: E yeah, leave the regatti out of
Tyram: Olivia, but don't hurt the
Christopher Hooper: disadvantage. She rolled a 20 and a
Unidentified Speaker: Mhm. They both
Christopher Hooper: 14. So
Tyram: Bugatti.
Luke Neverisky: this
Christopher Hooper: uh uh for a total of
Unidentified Speaker: fail. Oh, well that
Christopher Hooper: 25
Tyram: So before modifiers uh 20 and
Christopher Hooper: yeah
Tyram: 14. Wow. Glad you didn't have to keep the cred. That's
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Well, that
Christopher Hooper: exactly. All
Unidentified Speaker: hits. Trying to see if I can do anything. I
Christopher Hooper: right. Oo I
Luke Neverisky: Amen.
Christopher Hooper: rolled very well. Uh, eight slashing
Tyram: good.
Unidentified Speaker: can't. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: damage or sorry, sorry, 22 slashing
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Are you rolling anything else or is that it? Rolling. I'm probably gonna have to use my
Christopher Hooper: damage. I'm rolling
Unidentified Speaker: level up. They only got
Christopher Hooper: more. And then an additional five
Unidentified Speaker: 36.
Christopher Hooper: radiant
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Um,
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: Does that godly type of war thing apply to them
Unidentified Speaker: so I can I can reduce radiant piercing
Tyram: too?
Unidentified Speaker: slashing damage by three. And I'm immune to crit hits. So that crit hit probably wouldn't have mattered as
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Unidentified Speaker: much. Yeah.
Tyram: Oh yeah, you got that heavy armor master thing going.
Christopher Hooper: cool. And do do you want to oppose her radiant
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, um actually
Christopher Hooper: damage?
Tyram: it you might need to update your sheet. Um heavy armor master reduces it by your
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. No, that's my my adamantian
Tyram: proficiency bonus, which should be four at this level.
Unidentified Speaker: armor makes me immune immune to uh crit hits.
Tyram: No, when I'm saying like the damage reduction of three, that should be damage reduction of four
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, it should be a damage reduction of four. Okay, I'll write it on my
Tyram: now. Yeah. So, you only took 18 slashing
Unidentified Speaker: notes. So,
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: damage. Take that
Unidentified Speaker: eight 18 slashing and what was the other one? Radiant damage
Christopher Hooper: cool. Five
Tyram: to
Unidentified Speaker: of five. So, okay, I'm still up, but it's bad.
Christopher Hooper: radiant. And can you for that five? Let's do a let's do a contested uh
Unidentified Speaker: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: religion. All right. So, give me that religion check. Oh, we have the same
Unidentified Speaker: But I got a I
Christopher Hooper: dice. Oh, wow.
Unidentified Speaker: got a
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Dang. I thought I rolled well. All right. So, uh you see uh Eldoran is
Unidentified Speaker: 20.
Christopher Hooper: like like an avatar moving ahead of this this uh this blade and it clashes against the avatar of tier protecting you. Uh don't take uh that five radiant
Unidentified Speaker: Oh,
Christopher Hooper: damage, but she will attack you again. And she doesn't have a
Unidentified Speaker: okay. Uh, I am
Christopher Hooper: disadvantage this time.
Unidentified Speaker: still mounted. Let me read my mounted combat thing. But I know that gives me advantage. Uh features and traits mounted combat. I have advantage on rolls to an unmounted creature. And then I can always leap of side. Oh, it allows me to make dexterity save and throw for only half damage. I need to remember to do that. So just I have
Christopher Hooper: And this is only advantage on a cre a creature that is
Unidentified Speaker: advantage
Christopher Hooper: one size smaller than your mount. And your mount's a normal size, right?
Tyram: Um, I think it's a
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I doesn't say on
Tyram: large. It should be large.
Unidentified Speaker: here. Yeah. I'm just going to write down large one
Christopher Hooper: Okay, gotcha. Interesting, man. We're learning so much about your
Unidentified Speaker: here. I remember disclaim him as
Christopher Hooper: steed. Um,
Unidentified Speaker: like an oversized like big old ram that I can
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah. Well, I didn't know even a large ram is just
Unidentified Speaker: Uh, well, like like a like a
Christopher Hooper: like fair is the mediumsized
Unidentified Speaker: horse size horse-sized ram. Like instead of a horse, I just wanted it to be
Christopher Hooper: creature. Yeah, I didn't realize that it was supposed to be like a large side. Okay, cool. All right. Uh, so no disadvantage for them. Um, but you do have advantage on your attacks, so
Unidentified Speaker: a
Christopher Hooper: we'll keep that in mind. Oh, that's pretty
Unidentified Speaker: Yes. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: good. 27 hits. All right. for 15 slashing
Unidentified Speaker: reduce by four per 11 and then the radiant damage or is that not happening this time? Oh, there it is.
Christopher Hooper: damage. And So 19 radiant damage. You ready to You ready
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah, let's go
Christopher Hooper: to got off? Let's God
Unidentified Speaker: off. Oh, I crit failed.
Christopher Hooper: off. Oh, that's not good.
Unidentified Speaker: No, I
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god, I rolled a
Unidentified Speaker: rolled. It was amazing.
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: four. Oh my
Tyram: Damn
Unidentified Speaker: Oh no. Okay, I
Christopher Hooper: god. All right, 19 radiant damage then.
Unidentified Speaker: got to use my level
Christopher Hooper: All right. So, you too start to feel your soul gets sucked into the sword and you're like,
Tyram: it.
Unidentified Speaker: up. She's
Christopher Hooper: what do you
Unidentified Speaker: like, "f*** no, I'm not falling for this this uh fake moon goddess tier. Get me out."
Tyram: Okay.
Unidentified Speaker: Sorry. f*** no falling for this fake moon goddess tier. Get me out of
Christopher Hooper: do?
Unidentified Speaker: here.
Christopher Hooper: and you get shot back out and back into your body alive, full health, level 12. And uh why don't you go ahead and take your
Unidentified Speaker: Okay, I am
Tyram: I like how I have been old monologue about like the power of friendship and you're just like f***
Unidentified Speaker: going. All right, let me go
Christopher Hooper: turn?
Unidentified Speaker: over to my actions. Is she still she's still on? Bob, I'm guessing you just smashed slashed at me. So, I'm going to get
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Unidentified Speaker: advantage on these attack rolls. The first
Tyram: Yes,
Unidentified Speaker: one, it's a 16 hit. I'm assuming not. It's a 19 hit. Well, let
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Unidentified Speaker: me do it one more time. Yeah, 19 or
Christopher Hooper: Nope. 19 hits.
Tyram: perfect.
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. for eight slashing damage. Let me go over to my spells
Christopher Hooper: All
Unidentified Speaker: and make sure I
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Christopher Hooper: right, let's have to
Unidentified Speaker: mark my channel. Wait, where is it? There's my divine smite. I want to upcast it. Oh, that's right. It all Oh, it all reset. Yay.
Christopher Hooper: for. Mhm.
Tyram: Oh
Unidentified Speaker: Okay. Oh, and I forgot to roll the lightning
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Unidentified Speaker: damage. So, it's 24 divine smite damage
Christopher Hooper: All right,
Unidentified Speaker: and there's Yeah, nine lightning
Christopher Hooper: we'll note
Unidentified Speaker: damage. I'll go back from my religion check roll.
Christopher Hooper: that. All right, nine nine
Tyram: s***.
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. Religion
Christopher Hooper: lightning. All right, let's uh religion off then. Here we
Unidentified Speaker: off.
Christopher Hooper: go.
Unidentified Speaker: Oh, so close.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, gotcha. I like how you just have like no religion modifier, too. So it really feels
Unidentified Speaker: I know. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: just like dice to dice.
Unidentified Speaker: but I'm lucky again.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Unidentified Speaker: Yeah. What was your rule? 11.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. 11
Unidentified Speaker: I'm going to be lucky again and see if I can get a little more
Christopher Hooper: is
Unidentified Speaker: tier. Yes.
Christopher Hooper: the All right. So excited she
Tyram: Wow, she just walks right
Christopher Hooper: left.
Ellis Taylor: I'm back. I accidentally hung
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Whoops. Nice. All right. So So what was
Tyram: off.
Ellis Taylor: up.
Christopher Hooper: that? That was 24 radiant damage.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Nice. All right, they're
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, and then Bob gets to take a a bite.
Christopher Hooper: blooded. Okay. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Yay, Bob. Wendy.
Christopher Hooper: Do I
Ellis Taylor: Oh, sure. Well,
Christopher Hooper: kill Bob?
Tyram: I mean,
Ellis Taylor: you can't you can't you don't you can just come
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: it literally wouldn't accomplish anything. You could just come back once you cast it
Ellis Taylor: back whenever I want. Oh, Bobby, you rolled a seven plus what was it? Plus I cast him a I don't know, level
Tyram: again. There's no way your
Ellis Taylor: two. No, no, no. But he's got he's got
Tyram: modifier is getting you to a 19.
Ellis Taylor: he's got seven eight nine nine damage. Thank you, Bob. I need a I need the AI to make us a picture of Silus standing underneath a car, Olivia on top of a car, and a giant ram, and this like angel hanging off the back trying to like fly and kill us while Elizabeth and Lily are both like ah like
Christopher Hooper: That would be pretty
Ellis Taylor: looking out the windows like ah.
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: There's a lot I'd want a picture of from this episode. Like us like bolting off
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: this Yeah. Silus like skydiving at the uh at the other angel.
Christopher Hooper: jumping. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Um, cool.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yep. I
Christopher Hooper: That's all for you, Olivia, right? All right.
Ellis Taylor: done
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. That brings us back to
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Cyus.
Tyram: Um, I'm going to pop up from underneath the car
Christopher Hooper: All
Tyram: and try to hit this f***** with some
Christopher Hooper: right, go
Tyram: dagger. Damn it. Okay. Um, oh, wait. I can I can use my homing strike to try to boost that. Um, which I'm going to need to because I only have a 15. All
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: right. Make that a
Christopher Hooper: That is
Tyram: 24. Nice. Okay. Okay. 11 22 24 uh total of
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Tyram: 29 psychic damage.
Christopher Hooper: And you're just like poking out the side of the car. Go. Are you uh are you in are you going up and stabbing or are you throwing
Tyram: Yeah, I'm going to I'm picturing me just kind of like up in my I make my way to the front of the car and I just like run a circle
Christopher Hooper: knives?
Tyram: around like the front of the car and like so I I
Christopher Hooper: Uhhuh.
Tyram: kind of like pop up, throw a dagger and keep running.
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. So, you're just throwing and uh you're not going into melee,
Tyram: No, I'm sorry. I just I don't think I could stand up to a melee attack
Christopher Hooper: right? Yeah. All good.
Tyram: from this person. Um, let's see. What should I do with my bonus action? Um, you know, f***. What I should have done was cast Hunter's Mark, but didn't think about that in
Luke Neverisky: You're in good
Tyram: time. Um, all
Luke Neverisky: company.
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: right. This is what it's like to be Martha. I forgot to cast Hunter's
Ellis Taylor: Huh? Hey, I didn't forget. I actively chose not
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: Mark. Okay, so that that's worse. So, all right. But all right, I'm going to throw a dagger at him with my bonus
Ellis Taylor: to.
Christopher Hooper: All right. Oh my
Tyram: action.
Luke Neverisky: Thank
Christopher Hooper: god, Olivia's HP is 112
Tyram: Uh
Ellis Taylor: Yay. I need
Christopher Hooper: now.
Tyram: I can't hell. Wow. Okay,
Ellis Taylor: to up some of my other
Tyram: unfortunately I can't sneak attack twice a
Luke Neverisky: you.
Tyram: turn. So, oh yeah, just six
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh, and that's still psychic. All
Tyram: damage.
Ellis Taylor: stuff.
Christopher Hooper: right. Cool. Cool.
Tyram: Yes. All day long. And I'll uh I'll
Christopher Hooper: Cool. Cool.
Tyram: retreat back to the underside of the car
Christopher Hooper: Uh, Olivia, I already let you skip ahead, so we're going to skip to Liliana.
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Okie dokie.
Tyram: again.
Ellis Taylor: I honestly never remember our orders anyway,
Luke Neverisky: Uh, all right.
Christopher Hooper: I Yeah,
Ellis Taylor: so
Christopher Hooper: I have a initiative
Tyram: I knew I was being scared, but I didn't want to step on your like I just leveled up
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: order.
Luke Neverisky: right, Angel, we cast command on you and wisdom saving
Tyram: moment.
Luke Neverisky: throw
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: 17. Let's
Christopher Hooper: Oh my god. Jesus
Ellis Taylor: Oh
Luke Neverisky: go.
Christopher Hooper: Christ. Do you see that
Ellis Taylor: no.
Luke Neverisky: No, it's not. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: modifier? Oh my god. It's plus
Luke Neverisky: 10.
Christopher Hooper: 10. Not wind it. Jesus Christ. Let me just check. Okay, she has advantage on
Luke Neverisky: Nice. No, she
Christopher Hooper: saving throws. Oh my god. Thank
Tyram: f*** this
Christopher Hooper: god. Thank god.
Tyram: woman.
Luke Neverisky: doesn't. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. There we go.
Ellis Taylor: Who she do it
Luke Neverisky: never. All right.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: He say s***. All
Ellis Taylor: to?
Luke Neverisky: Uh yeah, it wasn't
Christopher Hooper: Herself.
Tyram: right. He was making a saving throw.
Ellis Taylor: Oh, it's attack roll. Never
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Uh, all right. Then I don't cast or I unsuccessfully cast command and mark that. Um, all right. Olivia's fine on health. Silus, are you doing good on
Tyram: I have 37
Luke Neverisky: health? So, probably not.
Ellis Taylor: mind.
Luke Neverisky: Um. Ah,
Tyram: HP. Well, you cast a spell,
Luke Neverisky: s***. You're right. I did.
Tyram: right? Good point.
Luke Neverisky: Um then I will not healing word you. All right.
Tyram: I appreciate the thought
Luke Neverisky: Um and that is it for
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Well, that's great because now it's their
Ellis Taylor: Can
Christopher Hooper: turn. Um uh she's gonna she's going to
Tyram: though.
Luke Neverisky: me.
Christopher Hooper: yell yell scream and um try
Ellis Taylor: I
Christopher Hooper: to Yeah, I think she's going to focus on Olivia. Olivia has been the one that's been doing a ton of damage and will not
Tyram: Wow.
Ellis Taylor: Can't kill
Christopher Hooper: die. Um, all right. Okay. I hate the digital dice because it's,
Ellis Taylor: this.
Christopher Hooper: you know, it's like simulating the like dice
Ellis Taylor: The roll
Christopher Hooper: like wobblings. Uh, 14 misses. All right, here we
Ellis Taylor: Yes,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: go. Oh my
Ellis Taylor: I like the digital dive.
Christopher Hooper: god. 13
Tyram: How's that s***
Christopher Hooper: misses. Oh my god. Holy s***. That's unbelievable. That is
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, that was
Christopher Hooper: unbelievable. I rolled a three, a two, and a
Ellis Taylor: nice.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: one. That is incredible. Okay. Well,
Tyram: taste?
Christopher Hooper: I Okay, that's hurt. I've got nothing else to say about it. Silus, you're
Ellis Taylor: Maybe she's starting to have an existential
Tyram: All right.
Luke Neverisky: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: up. We are getting there. She is. Her god is certainly failing
Tyram: Um Okay. Um,
Christopher Hooper: her.
Tyram: I'm
Ellis Taylor: crisis.
Tyram: gonna I'm gonna like uh kind of poke out from the side of the car and like throw another dagger at her. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that
Tyram: that's a 20 to hit. Oh s***. Damn, you
Christopher Hooper: hits
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Tyram: died. Okay, starting with an eight then Um 24 then um 25
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Wow. Jesus
Tyram: total of
Christopher Hooper: Christ. 30 second,
Tyram: 30.
Christopher Hooper: right? All
Tyram: Yep. Um
Christopher Hooper: right. Okay.
Tyram: bonus action. Chuck another dagger at her hit. Um or um seven damage.
Christopher Hooper: Seven. Seven psychic damage. Okay. Very. She looks
Tyram: Psychic. Well, she looked terrible at the start
Christopher Hooper: terrible.
Tyram: of this fight, too. How healthy does she look?
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you know, she looks good in red. We'll just
Tyram: Hey
Christopher Hooper: say
Tyram: Okay. Um, I scurry underneath the car. Um, are we getting closer to the ground at this
Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah, you're probably um you are just hitting like the the tops of trees as you're like
Tyram: point? Is it
Ellis Taylor: as we're
Tyram: um is it unsafe for me to be on the underside of the car at this
Ellis Taylor: like be screwed to the side of the
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh, beginning to be.
Tyram: point? Okay. Well,
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Tyram: I'll I'll position myself on the hood
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: then. Actually, you know what? If I'm going to be above head ground anyway, I am I'll position myself to flank with Olivia. Wait, no, she she has advantage anyway. Never mind. It doesn't work.
Ellis Taylor: car. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Okay. And
Tyram: Okay, I'll be on the hood of the
Christopher Hooper: uh uh to your other to your question, you probably have uh one more round till you're on the
Tyram: car. Okay, I will stay on the
Ellis Taylor: All right,
Christopher Hooper: ground. All right, Olivia, you're
Tyram: hood then.
Ellis Taylor: Olivia's going to start
Christopher Hooper: up.
Ellis Taylor: attacking.
Christopher Hooper: Jesus, why are y'all real good and I
Ellis Taylor: 20. So 26 to hit.
Tyram: You literally killed both of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No, man.
Christopher Hooper: don't? But I could have killed you more.
Ellis Taylor: It's only one attack
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, yeah. Lopsided. All
Ellis Taylor: hits. All right, so the slashing damage is
Tyram: us.
Ellis Taylor: seven. That's super
Christopher Hooper: right. HD to
Ellis Taylor: fun. Yeah, the lightning damage is also seven. Let me go back over to my
Christopher Hooper: green. Not
Ellis Taylor: spells. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can use all of this
Christopher Hooper: haved.
Ellis Taylor: all over again. That's so
Tyram: That is a real swing in combat being able just to um under a long
Ellis Taylor: exciting. Big old big old
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: rest like that.
Ellis Taylor: divine smite. Oh,
Tyram: I mean, we'll be able to use it at most
Ellis Taylor: quick.
Tyram: eight more times throughout the campaign at very long stretched out intervals, but you know,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. 17 divine. and
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: still
Ellis Taylor: smite.
Christopher Hooper: All right, let's roll some some religion. This is an important one.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, well, I'm using a lucky point. I'm using a lucky point on that
Christopher Hooper: Uhoh. You're lucky. All right, go for it. Oh my god, that's
Ellis Taylor: one.
Christopher Hooper: b*******. That is b*******. Are you kidding me? Are
Ellis Taylor: digital
Christopher Hooper: you kidding me? That is crazy. Oh
Tyram: Oops.
Ellis Taylor: dice. I love Lucky so
Christopher Hooper: my god. A one to a 20. Holy
Ellis Taylor: much. That was
Christopher Hooper: s***. That is crazy. Oh my god. All right. How do you want to do this? That was it. That's all you
Ellis Taylor: amazing. That was it. Oh my goodness.
Christopher Hooper: needed.
Tyram: f***
Ellis Taylor: Um we're we're still in the air.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. With seven health points left, your
Ellis Taylor: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: 17 destroys her. What do you
Tyram: yeah.
Ellis Taylor: Uh she's gonna like as she's leaning
Christopher Hooper: do?
Ellis Taylor: in, she's like as she's swinging her axe and the you can see like the power of tear come out around her ax and maybe even like forms like him on the end. You know, like some of those like powerups where it like looks like the animal that's coming in and she's just going to shout like, "f*** your fake moon." and slice her head off.
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Holy s***. Nice. f*** your fake moon. Um, and at this point you are like just uh catching like cornfield uh stalks as your Um she her body falls away uh into the fields. Um there's been a plane that's been like hovering by you but has been not wanting to shoot um while the soldier is there. Um and is going to shoot off one last uh missile at you know that there's nothing to worry about. But you are close enough to the ground that if you so
Ellis Taylor: Yay. And you
Christopher Hooper: choose, you can make a dexterity saving
Ellis Taylor: guys all get your plus threes. Don't
Tyram: Hell yeah. I love
Ellis Taylor: forget. Oh lord. Deck
Tyram: having a plus
Ellis Taylor: save. 19 + 3
Tyram: three.
Ellis Taylor: 22.
Christopher Hooper: the right. So, you need to beat a 18. And if you beat an 18, you take half of the 36 fire
Luke Neverisky: 28.
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: 18. If by half, you mean none.
Christopher Hooper: Yes. All right. So, um All right. Uh, so Ellmith is the only one I think that didn't make it. So half of 36 is 18. Um, and basically everyone's like trying to jump out of the car as it fires onto the car and the Bugatti begins to uh with that it looks like it's going to explode any second now. Um, as it gets a direct hit from this missile. Um, and uh right before it explodes, we'll have to find out next
Tyram: That's a cliffhanger for
Christopher Hooper: time. And that's it. You've escaped the
Luke Neverisky: Wow, we did it.
Tyram: you. Hell yeah.
Christopher Hooper: city.
Tyram: I literally couldn't find a single decent first level necromancy spell,
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: so I'm not going to do
Christopher Hooper: sad. Yeah, the like necromancer build really
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: shadow. Well, thematically there's a lot of s*** that isn't actually necromancy school that you can justify using, but it specifically has to be necromancy school. And the illusion's fine, but
Luke Neverisky: Mm-m.
Christopher Hooper: sucks.
Tyram: I just Oh, wait. It says one illusion or necromancy. Thought it was one of each. All right, I'll think about
Christopher Hooper: Dang, I didn't even knock out Liliana.
Ellis Taylor: H. Well, she's just riding and
Luke Neverisky: Uh yeah, I have four health left.
Christopher Hooper: I'll have to do that next
Luke Neverisky: So I have four health
Christopher Hooper: time. You have four health
Tyram: that. She's
Luke Neverisky: left. So I have to remember to blow a massive cure wounds on
Christopher Hooper: left.
Tyram: vibing.
Luke Neverisky: myself at the start of next
Christopher Hooper: Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: session.
Christopher Hooper: use those spell slots. Um, cool. And the uh, you know, Elderan's still hot on your tail,
Ellis Taylor: chilling. Or you can just choose to level up right
Christopher Hooper: so
Ellis Taylor: now. That's
Luke Neverisky: Waiting for a more thematic opportunity for
Christopher Hooper: yeah, plus you still got
Luke Neverisky: that. I still got um are you okay
Christopher Hooper: spell slots, you know, if he can heal
Luke Neverisky: if I do that
Christopher Hooper: himself.
Ellis Taylor: fair.
Luke Neverisky: now?
Christopher Hooper: Uh oh. Run the Why don't we save it? Why
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: don't we save it to next time? Yeah. Yep.
Luke Neverisky: Sweet. Yeah, interesting comment
Christopher Hooper: Um cool. Well, that was fun.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, the cinematic leveling up was really
Luke Neverisky: there. That's a really good
Christopher Hooper: Um Cool. Thank you. I was um I was inspired by they
Tyram: Absolutely.
Ellis Taylor: fun.
Christopher Hooper: do like cinematic leveling up in the most
Luke Neverisky: idea.
Christopher Hooper: recent critical role but without like the long rest piece. They just choose like a moment in the story where it makes sense for them to level up. Um but it was like in a way that would require way more work. But I was just like instead of doing that. It would be awesome to do like a battle like tilting like full long rest because it's just massive,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: Yeah. Like Yeah. So, I think I had full HP at the start of all that before we uh started leaving the city. And um so I went through my
Christopher Hooper: right?
Tyram: HP like one and a half times over the course of that uh over the course of that escape. Yeah. That being said, I have a terrible full
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it is super funny
Tyram: HP, but
Christopher Hooper: looking at Olivia's what, 112 HP and Scarlet's
Tyram: still Yeah. And Stylus is really splitting that difference.
Ellis Taylor: I like being able to take
Christopher Hooper: 35. Like, oh my god. Are we playing the same
Ellis Taylor: hits. It's fun. What is Scarlet? Okay,
Luke Neverisky: again.
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Christopher Hooper: game? She's a wizard.
Luke Neverisky: Hurry.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, she's a wizard, Harry.
Ellis Taylor: Harry.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. And has an aspect for very low
Tyram: Um,
Christopher Hooper: constitution, but she's also not
Tyram: okay.
Christopher Hooper: in combat very much. She's chilling in the pocket village right now. So, you know, choose your
Ellis Taylor: I have a
Christopher Hooper: battles.
Tyram: Okay, I think I I am going to do shadow touched and um I'll take the
Ellis Taylor: question.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay.
Tyram: uh silent image
Ellis Taylor: I chose just the straight up ability improvement score and I chose charisma. And is constitution a bad second choice? I don't think
Tyram: spell. Is your strength maxed out?
Ellis Taylor: so. Wait.
Christopher Hooper: Cool.
Tyram: You should absolutely put it in strength
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Tyram: then. Yeah, but the constitution's not bad,
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah.
Tyram: but like that is the only downside of being a paladin
Christopher Hooper: anywhere
Tyram: is you have a lot of ability scores to spread your stats around
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Oh, but that that's what happened. So, my my
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that makes
Ellis Taylor: HP went down to 100 instead of 112 because I
Tyram: to.
Ellis Taylor: I had it in constitution instead of
Christopher Hooper: else. Okay. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: sense.
Christopher Hooper: Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Ellis Taylor: strength. Where do I see my strength?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Oh, wow. So, your deck is negative
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I could have done my strength is
Christopher Hooper: one. Where do you see your
Ellis Taylor: plus four. Uh, see it's a 19
Christopher Hooper: strength? Mhm. I
Tyram: You might honestly consider like putting them both into strength to get it up to 20. Although you'll get another feed at some point if you just want to
Ellis Taylor: now. Yeah, I
Tyram: wait. But yeah,
Ellis Taylor: get another feet. I get another ability.
Christopher Hooper: do.
Tyram: your strength is just dealing damage as paladin is such
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: an important part of everything you do. So like yeah, like
Ellis Taylor: I get to do another ability improvement score at
Tyram: just Oh. Um, what is your charisma now that
Ellis Taylor: 16. My charisma is
Tyram: you gave it another bump? Oh, cool. So, now you get that is really good then because you do get like a it's a plus four for like your uh cloak of protection and s***
Ellis Taylor: 18.
Christopher Hooper: Oops.
Tyram: like that.
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Make sure it rates right
Tyram: Yeah. Okay. And Silus now has 19
Ellis Taylor: down. Let me go to my
Luke Neverisky: So
Christopher Hooper: Wow,
Tyram: charisma. I'm charismatic
Luke Neverisky: charismatic.
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Tyram: as f***, which really translates to I'm an excellent
Ellis Taylor: items cuz cloak of protection isn't an item. It's a
Tyram: liar. I'm sorry, I misspoke. Yeah, clo protection is an item. It's a
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: bora protection is what I should have
Ellis Taylor: Okay. I was like, I don't remember having that, but sweet. I'm
Christopher Hooper: or
Tyram: said. It's a good thing to
Ellis Taylor: protection plus three. Plus four
Christopher Hooper: a protection. Oh, that's cool. Did you mouse over the plus four? It gives
Tyram: get.
Ellis Taylor: now.
Christopher Hooper: like the weirdest like little formula on
Ellis Taylor: No, it doesn't let I'm on my iPad, so I can't mouse
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh,
Ellis Taylor: over things. I just tapped it and it
Christopher Hooper: okay. On the desktop, on the desktop, it shows like modifier charisma at minimum
Ellis Taylor: rolled.
Christopher Hooper: one #igned. Okay, whatever that means. Cool. All right. Would y'all have fun
Ellis Taylor: Okay. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Sure
Christopher Hooper: tonight?
Tyram: Yeah, that was a really will come
Christopher Hooper: Good. Hopefully hopefully
Luke Neverisky: did.
Christopher Hooper: our our other folks this is I feel like uh this is when we like considered recruiting people uh last campaign because we had like a few months where we were like lighter on attendance. We were like we should add someone and then then we started the over we just had like a full
Tyram: home.
Christopher Hooper: six people like every single time and it was like wow that's a lot of
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Just don't forget I'm going to drop off
Luke Neverisky: There's
Christopher Hooper: people. Yeah.
Ellis Taylor: in November.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. That's
Tyram: You probably see like a week,
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. Yeah. That's
Luke Neverisky: alarm. Well, depending what day of the
Christopher Hooper: true. I guess we
Ellis Taylor: it. And
Luke Neverisky: week,
Christopher Hooper: should I guess we should wrap this up,
Tyram: right?
Ellis Taylor: Let's just
Christopher Hooper: huh? I haven't thought about that, actually. That's interesting. Uh, all right, Ellis.
Ellis Taylor: finish. I thought we we
Christopher Hooper: Maybe we'll chat about what we want to do about that because
Ellis Taylor: did have a a nice little like side quest for
Luke Neverisky: maybe
Ellis Taylor: Olivia. Do you remember
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah, I
Tyram: Oh.
Christopher Hooper: was I was not thinking about it in that context, but yeah.
Tyram: Um, when you whenever you do think you're starting to wind down on this campaign, let me know so I can start like putting like pieces in like start really like planning planning the next
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Yeah. And Ellis, do you think
Ellis Taylor: I don't
Christopher Hooper: how much time do you want to take off? Do you think it'll probably be a little while,
Ellis Taylor: know. It'll probably be a while. I feel
Luke Neverisky: two
Tyram: campaign.
Ellis Taylor: like we'll see. We'll see. I feel like
Christopher Hooper: right? with two. It's a little
Tyram: Guys, let's
Ellis Taylor: at least a month. I say at
Luke Neverisky: weeks.
Tyram: be realistic. Three
Ellis Taylor: least a month. We'll see how it's how I'm doing because I'll be
Tyram: weeks. Oh, I was
Ellis Taylor: juggling.
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Yeah.
Tyram: joking. Like I I I totally thought it was going to be more than a month. That's actually great
Ellis Taylor: Yeah. No, I mean last time that's kind of what I did. I think maybe a little
Tyram: news.
Ellis Taylor: bit longer. I don't know. It'll be hard to know with like
Christopher Hooper: tough.
Tyram: If I recall correctly, you were
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: in the previous campaign, if I remember correctly, you were uh
Ellis Taylor: two. I I think I came back sooner
Christopher Hooper: three
Tyram: out for like
Ellis Taylor: than that.
Christopher Hooper: months. Yeah, I think it was
Tyram: three at least two, I want to say, because like he basically had this like
Ellis Taylor: Yeah, I think it was long, too, cuz I was still on maternity leave. But I could
Christopher Hooper: around two months.
Tyram: the whole like like young
Ellis Taylor: also just have like April.
Tyram: Ted was born in like uh like March or something, right? Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah, that sounds about right to me because if I remember correctly,
Ellis Taylor: April. Yeah. But I also like he could
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: you came back like in
Ellis Taylor: just like hang out on the floor and not do anything. Now I have baby
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. Two of them.
Ellis Taylor: and toddler and I don't know when Keith's going to get home on a on a Friday. So
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: June. Honestly, Ted's gonna have to step
Ellis Taylor: Yeah,
Tyram: up. The only way I see this
Ellis Taylor: let's just let a three and a halfyear-old take care of a three-month-old. That'll be
Tyram: word, I mean, we're joking, but how cool would it be if he
Ellis Taylor: fine.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. We'll see. All right. Well, we'll figure it out. And um yeah um yeah, we'll try to figure it
Ellis Taylor: Yeah.
Tyram: did? Oh, but yeah, anyone who does like the AI generation of image things, we haven't done in a while, but there's a lot of cool s*** we should get from this
Christopher Hooper: out. Yeah, we should uh I was thinking about that. I've been like a little colder on like AI generating art since like I was so heavy on
Tyram: episode, you know,
Christopher Hooper: it. I like
Tyram: that's entirely fair, but um
Christopher Hooper: it. Note takingaking feels very and like a little silly note takingaking seems
Ellis Taylor: Uhhuh. Worth the bottle of
Tyram: Yeah, that's entirely
Ellis Taylor: water. I said worth a few bottles of
Christopher Hooper: fine. What's that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, whatever. That's We're not even using a very big model for that, so it's it's probably
Ellis Taylor: water.
Christopher Hooper: fine. Um, cool. All right. Well, have a good week everybody. Um, I am gonna be out next week.
Tyram: fair. All right. Oh, I want to I'm gonna try to bully uh Justin into doing the uh Toyota Tacoma redemption
Christopher Hooper: Um, I mean, I think your Bugatti is destroyed, so you're going to need
Tyram: episode. Oh, f***. Yeah, you did say it blew up at the
Ellis Taylor: Mhm.
Luke Neverisky: Good
Christopher Hooper: something. Well, good luck.
Tyram: end.
Ellis Taylor: I don't have
Luke Neverisky: night.
Christopher Hooper: Let's
Tyram: Someone start casting mending on the Bugatti.
Ellis Taylor: it. Hello.
Christopher Hooper: see.
Tyram: We have two people who do see it.