2026-05-08
Ali Leonard: That
Justin Hale: And who's
Ali Leonard: one's Duke, named after the mayonnaise. They're all very sleepy for some
Justin Hale: that?
Ali Leonard: reason.
Christopher Hooper: All right,
Justin Hale: Say bye
Christopher Hooper: we're all here. You ready to roll
Ali Leonard: Oh yeah, I forget my
Christopher Hooper: some dice,
Luke Neverisky: Right. Nope. She's not
Ali Leonard: dice.
Christopher Hooper: Thea? Oh, good
Justin Hale: every Oh, were you gonna play with her instead? Whoever shows
Christopher Hooper: night. Whoever Whoever's here, they get
Tyram: Well, can she uh can she control a paladin for us
Justin Hale: up.
Christopher Hooper: to play. I mean, it's it's dead simple. Just smite things, you
Luke Neverisky: ready.
Tyram: tonight?
Justin Hale: True. Yeah. Everybody knows Ellis's character is the easiest to play,
Christopher Hooper: know. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Ali Leonard: Dice are important and I got them.
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. Yes. Um, man, what's even going
Ali Leonard: Now I am confused about how
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: on?
Ali Leonard: time works.
Christopher Hooper: Me
Tyram: Okay. So, in game, right, it's only been like 4 days since we went out to the the like Luna Corpse site, wherever that was. Like the what was it called again? like where like the ocean dips down and
Christopher Hooper: too.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, yeah. Where the
Tyram: like is there like a special name for
Ali Leonard: the
Tyram: it? Yeah. Actually, you know, Luna Trench actually works pretty well.
Ali Leonard: Luna
Luke Neverisky: Luna?
Tyram: Um yeah, so it's only been like four days since we've been out to the
Christopher Hooper: I think it's pretty
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: Luna Trench,
Ali Leonard: Trench. Wow, it rolls off the
Luke Neverisky: It's really
Tyram: right? Because we came back, did all that b******* with Victor, then we
Ali Leonard: tongue. TM TM
Tyram: did the heist at Denland's place, and then we had Wrestlemania. So, it's
Ali Leonard: TM
Tyram: only been like it's certainly less than a
Christopher Hooper: good.
Ali Leonard: This has been foretold by the
Luke Neverisky: just
Ali Leonard: prophecy. We shouldn't have
Justin Hale: has been
Christopher Hooper: and
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: gotten to see that
Justin Hale: foretold.
Christopher Hooper: then can anybody tell me what the hell happened while I was
Tyram: week. Um, you
Ali Leonard: Sier. No,
Christopher Hooper: gone?
Tyram: mean
Ali Leonard: except we saved Luna. Yeah, we saved
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yep. Sure
Tyram: WrestleMania? Luna had a run in at WrestleMania and um like was completely
Ali Leonard: Luna. Yeah, she's full body and everybody's like
Tyram: restored. Like
Ali Leonard: Luna,
Justin Hale: Yep.
Luke Neverisky: did.
Tyram: the like the the recap, the one that kept calling Gary
Justin Hale: Perfect.
Tyram: 365, that was Luna's wrestling name.
Ali Leonard: Luna. What is
Tyram: Where the f*** did 365 even come from? I don't remember
Ali Leonard: that?
Luke Neverisky: Gary
Tyram: one person saying that. I guess, but
Ali Leonard: No. Gary
Justin Hale: It's Gary every day of the week.
Tyram: like literally no one said that string of numbers the whole night.
Ali Leonard: 365. That's his
Justin Hale: Every
Luke Neverisky: Er, you've heard of
Tyram: I have no idea where I got
Ali Leonard: app. Yeah, that's his app name.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, session notes is is is
Luke Neverisky: officers? Yep.
Tyram: that. No, the session notes are
Justin Hale: day.
Christopher Hooper: lure. I don't know if I want
Tyram: often wrong. We should not commit to
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. What do you mean? I'm very committed to being
Tyram: That is an excellent example of it being wrong, in
Ali Leonard: Ellsworth.
Christopher Hooper: You are. That is
Tyram: fact. All right. Okay. What really happened was um Iro, who is uh Gary's brother,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: adopted, um had backstage passes to Wrestlemania. It's like a big
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Tyram: suite and like a big weekend pass, like all the like side events and everything.
Christopher Hooper: true.
Tyram: Um and uh he invited the crew to come out and enjoy the weekend because uh they had helped him with the workshop and everything. Um but um it was supposed to be Gary's big retirement Wrestlemania, but a bunch of f****** demons showed up and like crashed the whole thing, they like captured all the wrestlers, including Iro. And um they sent Gary off into space. And then um as they're like you know doing all their heel s*** you know like insulting the town of Greyport and saying they're gonna like ruin Gary's big night a bunch of f****** Eldorans show up and they're like we shall challenge thee in the name of Eldora. So like yeah that sucks too right we don't want them to win. So, um, Taco Cat forms an impromptu faction and we have a big faction war event where, um, um,
Luke Neverisky: That's
Tyram: Liliana kept doing like all the mic work,
Ali Leonard: You got
Tyram: which got better over the course of the night.
Ali Leonard: better.
Tyram: Um, we got a lot of Luna Chance. We did a lot of
Ali Leonard: We did a lot of Luna
Luke Neverisky: right. That's
Tyram: Luna Sailor Moon poses, which that's canon now is like
Ali Leonard: Chance.
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: followers of Luna pose like Sailor Moon.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: Um, Silas and uh, Brew managed to win a tag team match. Um, and Brew even created like an elucory like image of uh, Eldora behind him and farted on
Luke Neverisky: f****** nailed
Justin Hale: I also blew up so
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Did
Luke Neverisky: it.
Tyram: it. blew up a lot of blew up the ring I think multiple times
Ali Leonard: a lot of
Justin Hale: much stuff.
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh,
Tyram: and like a bunch of
Ali Leonard: stuff really made up for not blowing stuff
Justin Hale: Yeah, it was
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Wow. Okay.
Tyram: rigging. Um Ellsworth um or rather
Ali Leonard: up.
Justin Hale: long
Christopher Hooper: Interesting.
Tyram: Ellsworth the speed racist uh won her ladder match. Um, yeah. And
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Speed
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: then f****** Olivia came out and like completely and utterly
Christopher Hooper: Ladder match in this
Tyram: dominated the Hell in a Cell match to the point where it almost
Justin Hale: overdue.
Tyram: was a waste of it time being an Hell in the Cell match because it immediately she
Ali Leonard: races. Very
Christopher Hooper: case. What? She lay
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Tyram: had a good strategy. Like she uh she feared him and like uh she was able to get in
Christopher Hooper: down a bunch of smites or something.
Tyram: like a quick pin. Well, they weren't the other one wasn't able to run up and
Ali Leonard: efficient.
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: uh break up the pin because they were unable to approach uh Olivia. So, that was a that was a smart tactic on her
Christopher Hooper: okay. All
Tyram: part. Yeah. The matriarch apparently
Ali Leonard: the matriarch.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Is that was the
Tyram: mommy. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Mommy.
Luke Neverisky: chat?
Tyram: Yeah. Which that was probably lost on everyone but Ally, the whole mommy's on top thing appreciate. She likes Ripley,
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: right.
Tyram: right? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: Mommy. Yeah. I also slay. It's her favorite
Tyram: Yeah. So, lost on
Christopher Hooper: Sounds pretty entertaining even without
Tyram: Justin. We brought it back to
Ali Leonard: wrestler and then we brought it back to Luna in the end. So, a lot of
Tyram: Luna at the end. We Gary Oh, sorry. The big finale, the uh after the Hell in the Cell match, uh that assho the as the head of the demon faction like absorbed all the life force of the other demons and turned into this giant
Christopher Hooper: context.
Tyram: monstrosity. But just as that was happening, Gary's entrance music
Ali Leonard: Luna
Tyram: hits because he's flying in from f****** orbit to come back and take these f****** out. And uh he runs out of fuel in his jet boots. And so we have to launch the demon into the air so Gary can deliver
Luke Neverisky: That's
Tyram: the finishing blow, which um we managed to do with an assist from Iro. But as soon as Iro stepped into the ring, um an a nemesis of his named Count Destardio
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: showed up and apparently they had an interdimensional rift open. They had to fight their way through it. And so who knows where he ended up. Um but
Ali Leonard: He's on a
Tyram: uh but uh Gary managed
Ali Leonard: crazy side quest right
Tyram: to hit like a like extinction impact
Christopher Hooper: Oh, nice.
Tyram: spear on the demon and defeat
Christopher Hooper: Did you
Tyram: him.
Ali Leonard: now.
Christopher Hooper: do uh Balthazar
Tyram: Yeah, he did become
Christopher Hooper: becomes a tiger shark? A deliberate call back to vampire
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. One more.
Tyram: a tiger shark. Like did you know a shout out to Gary's illustrious
Christopher Hooper: shark. Yeah. And one of the
Luke Neverisky: It's
Tyram: career?
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: challenge most challenging images to produce by
Tyram: Yeah, that's how we know AI's come such a long way is that they were able
Christopher Hooper: AI.
Luke Neverisky: true. Yeah, for
Tyram: to reproduce one of Gary's feats. Um, the Gary test, we should call it.
Luke Neverisky: sure.
Tyram: Anyway, as Gary uh comes out from the crater that he uh created when he uh impacted on
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's when
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, Gary 365. That's
Tyram: Earth.
Christopher Hooper: Gary
Tyram: No, but um he crawls out of the crater and like
Justin Hale: Yeah, that's it. There it
Christopher Hooper: 365
Tyram: he's like stand getting a standing ovation from the crowd. Like everyone's crying because they realize this was the last most epic Gary moment that they're ever going to get. And
Luke Neverisky: right.
Tyram: uh Silas hands Gary a note to read and he says, "It's all possible through Luna." So that was and he did the the uh
Justin Hale: is.
Tyram: recap made it look like he just handed him a note, but no, he said that. So that was like, you
Ali Leonard: And we said Aldora is
Christopher Hooper: Where is this
Tyram: know, um on the in the middle of the island where they
Ali Leonard: fake in the
Tyram: were having the uh the where the arena was. So not in the city, it's
Christopher Hooper: crater? Okay, gotcha. Gotcha.
Tyram: like they were having they had like their own like big arena island that they were fighting on off the
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Okay,
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Tyram: coast. Yeah. Um but
Christopher Hooper: that makes sense. Gotcha.
Tyram: yeah, as Gary was going home though, oh sorry, he also vacated the belt
Ali Leonard: ring.
Tyram: and uh tapped out to end his
Ali Leonard: left his boots in a
Justin Hale: It's
Ali Leonard: ring. What was left of
Christopher Hooper: Wait, so was there a
Justin Hale: good.
Christopher Hooper: a a link to um
Tyram: career. Yes, because as he was going home that night, he's
Christopher Hooper: Evil Fay
Tyram: just cutting through the back now after he promises to give
Ali Leonard: it after he promises Caspian's phone
Tyram: a Caspian sending stone the next day. Okay, so you guys can talk to Caspian. But um
Ali Leonard: number?
Christopher Hooper: Guy?
Tyram: as he's walking home um through the back alleys um a portal opens up and uh Crowley appears like, "Hey Gary, would you like a piece of candy?" And Gary was excited
Luke Neverisky: Oh, piece of
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Tyram: by the piece of candy and so he walked through the portal. Yeah, pretty much. Oh boy, candy. Um so yeah, that's how Crowley captured uh Gary and
Luke Neverisky: s***.
Tyram: because he was no longer champion, he didn't have to face him in the ring.
Luke Neverisky: Hey, see what
Christopher Hooper: Dang.
Ali Leonard: He was
Christopher Hooper: Dang. Dang. He was
Ali Leonard: tricked. He forgot the one rule that we taught him, which was don't
Christopher Hooper: tricked. Oh
Luke Neverisky: you never
Ali Leonard: go for the free piece of candy. It's never
Christopher Hooper: no.
Tyram: So yeah, that was basically what happened
Luke Neverisky: frame.
Tyram: last
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Tyram: time.
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Okay, great.
Luke Neverisky: Sit
Ali Leonard: free. Is it
Christopher Hooper: So,
Ali Leonard: great?
Christopher Hooper: um, yeah, it all went super well. So, um, y'all have an ascending stone, um, that lit up with a message from Luna. Um, and it starts off a little calm and says, "Hey,
Luke Neverisky: down.
Christopher Hooper: Luna here. I am I'm really scared. There are Eldora Knights here in the ocean. It looks like they're setting up some sort of device. I'm not sure what they're doing. They opened a portal gate with lots of people moving in and out. I think they're trying to break my link to existence. They're setting up an empty portal gate that's linked attached to a chain, a spike. I'm worried it might be linked to somewhere else. I exist. Please come as soon as you can. I need your help. You're the only ones that can save me. You all have the sinning stone. If you want to
Ali Leonard: And then she said, "Help me, Obian
Christopher Hooper: talk to her, um, you
Ali Leonard: Kenobi. You're my only
Christopher Hooper: can. Yeah, she
Ali Leonard: hope.
Christopher Hooper: was calling everyone and saying the same thing.
Ali Leonard: Damn. So she she was like, "Dear
Justin Hale: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. No, I'm just
Luke Neverisky: Turn taco
Ali Leonard: and then she just had her mouth open and it filled in Taco
Christopher Hooper: kidding.
Luke Neverisky: cat.
Ali Leonard: Cat." Taco
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, nothing in that message was specific
Ali Leonard: Cat. Yeah. She never said our
Christopher Hooper: to
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. She knows who we are. She knows who we
Ali Leonard: names.
Christopher Hooper: y'all, but no, it was probably just for
Ali Leonard: Interesting.
Christopher Hooper: you. Who else has a sending
Tyram: But like this thing this is like
Ali Leonard: Everyone teenagers
Christopher Hooper: stone? Oh, okay.
Tyram: a sending stones are like one to one you know like point to
Justin Hale: teenagers.
Tyram: point.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, but she probably has another sending. She probably has plenty of sending
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, generally
Tyram: So you might have sent other sending stones to other people but this sending stone only connects
Luke Neverisky: are.
Tyram: to us. I
Ali Leonard: stones. She has a lot of burners. I
Christopher Hooper: speaking,
Tyram: don't
Christopher Hooper: I wonder if her um if her like what did y'all call it? Lunar Luna
Ali Leonard: bet
Christopher Hooper: Bay. Luna Trench. Um, I wonder if for Luna Trench, uh, people treat like a wishing well
Ali Leonard: trench sending stone is
Christopher Hooper: and they like toss a sending stone into it, you
Ali Leonard: what? It's a good way to get
Christopher Hooper: know. Anyway, she sent you
Luke Neverisky: Let's
Tyram: know. So, where are we
Ali Leonard: burners.
Christopher Hooper: a super special message that only you
Tyram: right now? Like as we're getting this
Christopher Hooper: can. Um,
Tyram: message, well, we're supposed to be
Christopher Hooper: you are where you left, which was where did you leave on the
Tyram: going to Iro's workshop to get that sending stone from Gary,
Christopher Hooper: island?
Tyram: so maybe we're just on our way
Luke Neverisky: go.
Tyram: there. Oh, wow.
Ali Leonard: Are we still in
Luke Neverisky: They
Ali Leonard: costume?
Luke Neverisky: got like all butt to there
Ali Leonard: So, I mean, we're on our way to
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Tyram: s***. Probably we can ask him when we get
Ali Leonard: Iro, so we can just take his boat. He'd be cool with that, right? He's in hell. No,
Tyram: there. Oh, well,
Ali Leonard: a portal. You think he's not still in that portal? That dude was
Luke Neverisky: now.
Tyram: I mean I mean there's only one way to find out, right? We'll see when we get
Ali Leonard: scary,
Tyram: there. Maybe Gary will let us borrow it.
Luke Neverisky: We did
Tyram: We all We all know that Gary's
Ali Leonard: right? Oh, Gary will let us borrow it.
Luke Neverisky: save. Of
Tyram: probably there.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. So, y'all uh y'all truck into the the bay. Uh, you see
Luke Neverisky: course.
Christopher Hooper: the the Iron Maiden. Um, but the workshop seems pretty quiet. Usually you'd see uh decent activity at least from coming from this direction, but um right now it um seems pretty locked up. Uh no lights are on, uh no activity going
Tyram: He needs an open door policy. There might be tinkerers there doing
Christopher Hooper: on. Uh I mean, normally there
Tyram: tinkering.
Christopher Hooper: would, but um yeah, like he he locks it up overnight
Ali Leonard: I guess if you're there,
Christopher Hooper: so no one steals other people's stuff.
Tyram: No, I did have a sequence where Iro had a dramatic return, which I
Ali Leonard: he locks you
Tyram: swear I was going to do this whole time anyway. And I was going to try I think I think it is going to be pretty funny if you want me to do it. Yeah. All
Christopher Hooper: Um uh now. Okay, go
Tyram: right. So, um, all the let's say I guess all the the tinkerers are outside the shop. Um they're kind of waiting around like checking their watches like Arrow's pretty late working up. Like do you think he's fighting Count
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: Destardio again? That's probably it. Um when suddenly a portal opens up once more and careening out of the uh portal. You see Iro still in his wrestling trunks. He has Dastardio over his head in like a power bomb position. And there's there's a folding table for some random f****** reason
Luke Neverisky: Of
Tyram: just like sitting in the middle of the street. And uh Iro comes down and he powerbombs Dastardio through the table. Um Dastardio looks grievously wounded. It looks like they've been battling non-stop for who knows how long.
Luke Neverisky: course.
Tyram: He coughs up blood, but then he looks up at Iro and he's all like, "You can't kill me, Iro. If you do, then the life of Princess Celestina shall be forfeit as well." In
Ali Leonard: So this is a whole
Tyram: which it's a whole thing. And then Iroy Iro looks at him with a furious look on his face. I know that all too well. Someday I'll find a way to break your blood curse, Dastardio. But in the meantime, I banish you to the jaws of
Ali Leonard: thing.
Tyram: infinity. And he picks Dastardio up and throws him through the portal once more. And Dario splits up into a bunch of inro. And he goes through and vanishes. Oh, hey
Ali Leonard: This is just writing
Tyram: everybody. Here, I'll open up the shop for
Ali Leonard: itself. I'm going to need you to kind of just We're going to need to talk
Justin Hale: But do
Ali Leonard: later.
Justin Hale: you or maybe like maybe a shower
Ali Leonard: No, he's fine. He
Justin Hale: or just like some time to
Ali Leonard: He's fine.
Tyram: you.
Ali Leonard: Brew. He's
Justin Hale: collect? Huh? All
Christopher Hooper: Several of you slowly realize that your jaws are open as you see a um
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: sweaty Iro towel off his definitely
Ali Leonard: fine.
Christopher Hooper: human abs as he opens up the workshop and lets the rest of the people waiting to work in the workshop
Ali Leonard: You can say all of us are
Christopher Hooper: in um and
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, he's definitely
Ali Leonard: doing
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, I was going to leave it
Ali Leonard: that. We know Olivia is Liliana Ellsworth. And I guess it's up to Silus and Brew
Tyram: I
Ali Leonard: if they're in awe of Ira's sweaty
Tyram: mean, Silus can't help but be impressed, but he's in a committed relationship, you
Ali Leonard: abs.
Christopher Hooper: open.
Luke Neverisky: Thanks.
Tyram: know?
Ali Leonard: You can look and be
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Respect to
Tyram: Absolutely. For
Ali Leonard: and respect
Luke Neverisky: work.
Tyram: sure.
Justin Hale: It's impressive. It's not my type,
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: but it's
Luke Neverisky: Who is your
Tyram: Jeez, Brew, what is your
Justin Hale: impressive, you
Ali Leonard: it. Small round
Justin Hale: know. round
Tyram: type? Well, that's definitely not
Ali Leonard: green.
Justin Hale: green. Yes.
Tyram: Iro. Isn't Kevin
Justin Hale: No.
Christopher Hooper: Small rounding green boots with the
Luke Neverisky: time?
Ali Leonard: Kevin. Do they have to have fur
Justin Hale: Okay. It's a
Christopher Hooper: fur.
Tyram: yellow? We're losing the
Ali Leonard: boots? Brown in their
Justin Hale: plus.
Tyram: thread, guys. I need to talk to Iro about borrowing the Iron
Ali Leonard: boots.
Tyram: Man.
Ali Leonard: So, our sigil is now Iro's abs because that's
Justin Hale: Hey
Ali Leonard: what we can all agree on or very
Tyram: But are they our ads to display though? That feels a bit
Christopher Hooper: And each app has each of your
Ali Leonard: impressive. I mean, I wouldn't do it without
Justin Hale: guys.
Tyram: dishonest. Everyone
Justin Hale: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: own. Um,
Tyram: will recognize those apps when you launch your soon to be hit series of Romans
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: novels. But how are you going to do audio books? We need
Ali Leonard: permission. Audio books
Christopher Hooper: So, so
Tyram: the artwork. We need the image of Iro.
Ali Leonard: We'll figure it
Christopher Hooper: eventually uh eventually one of you musters up the courage to ask Iro um for his boat and he says, "No, f*** off." No, I'm just kidding. Yeah,
Tyram: Add us going there, Iro.
Christopher Hooper: sure.
Tyram: Okay, but hey gang, I've got a scheme in
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Tyram: mind. Okay. So, while
Ali Leonard: out. Oh no.
Justin Hale: Don't you f*** it.
Tyram: we're heading out, um, we can kind of, uh, kill two birds
Luke Neverisky: okay. Don't kill
Tyram: with one stone. Here we It's an
Ali Leonard: Why are we killing
Tyram: expression. We can, we can accomplish two goals simultaneously
Luke Neverisky: bird.
Tyram: is what the expression means. Um, but,
Ali Leonard: birds? Oh, okay. We were channeling
Luke Neverisky: Oh
Justin Hale: You're channeling
Tyram: um, all
Ali Leonard: brew. Why kill the
Justin Hale: shield. Yeah, we're we're
Tyram: right. Anyway,
Ali Leonard: birds?
Justin Hale: killing two stone
Christopher Hooper: Good.
Tyram: so Victor, why the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, one of the goals is to kill birds and then what's the other
Tyram: f*** are you here? Go away. Okay, but anyway, um what if we disguised
Justin Hale: birds.
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Tyram: ourselves as members of the Order of St. George and we show up and
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: like, yo, Eldorans, we're betraying you. And we cause a
Luke Neverisky: Heat.
Tyram: rift between those two groups while we're at this. That also might get us like access, right? They'd be like, "Oh, hey, it's
Christopher Hooper: goal?
Tyram: our allies uh from St. George. Let's just let them in." You
Ali Leonard: Sure. Sure. Would St. George show up on this
Tyram: know, they renting random ass boats last time they went out. They don't have their own boats. So,
Ali Leonard: boat? Sure. You know what? Ask and
Tyram: that is completely uh in step with what they've what they
Ali Leonard: answered.
Luke Neverisky: Wonder how much we're going to have
Tyram: already are doing, you know.
Ali Leonard: We've stolen this
Luke Neverisky: to wonder how much we're going to have to sell the whole St. George thing. Like, are we going to have to do anything
Tyram: I mean, if it doesn't work, we're
Luke Neverisky: bad?
Tyram: no worse off than we were before, right? Like, there's no harm in
Ali Leonard: boat. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Anyone who wants to can give me a history
Luke Neverisky: Sure. I love history
Tyram: trying. I like how I'm getting all my
Christopher Hooper: check.
Luke Neverisky: checks. I got a four. I bet
Tyram: dice even though I got that negative one
Luke Neverisky: I know everything. I bet I made the
Tyram: modifier. I got a 10. And so, weirdly enough,
Ali Leonard: we're history.
Luke Neverisky: DC.
Tyram: I know better than
Ali Leonard: His story. His
Christopher Hooper: four. You both
Ali Leonard: story. I got a
Christopher Hooper: think it'll work out
Luke Neverisky: Don't worry, I'll work every
Ali Leonard: 17.
Christopher Hooper: fine. 17.
Ali Leonard: I think we're
Christopher Hooper: Um you um you are a little concerned because
Tyram: you.
Christopher Hooper: the Iron Maiden is kind of like
Ali Leonard: hard. Notorious.
Christopher Hooper: notorious legendary in a
Luke Neverisky: time.
Christopher Hooper: way. Um and if you want you can do um there you hit the the low DC. Um if you want you can
Ali Leonard: Sure. I'll do a flash
Christopher Hooper: bump that at
Ali Leonard: of genius on myself. How do I flash a
Christopher Hooper: higher.
Tyram: So you can use it like a number of
Ali Leonard: genius myself?
Tyram: times to go through your end mode.
Ali Leonard: Um, no. I was just thinking like in in story because
Christopher Hooper: Well, I'll tell you how you flash your genius
Tyram: think maybe uh maybe uh Caspian wrote a story
Ali Leonard: it bumps me up to
Christopher Hooper: yourself.
Tyram: that involved the Iron Maiden
Ali Leonard: a That's what I was thinking.
Christopher Hooper: You Well, the way you flash of genius yourself is is that these are Eldor Knights. They're not from around
Tyram: some
Ali Leonard: They are no s*** for
Christopher Hooper: here. They probably don't know anything about the Iron
Tyram: So,
Ali Leonard: s***. Dum
Tyram: you're saying they want to know about the Iron Maiden?
Ali Leonard: dums.
Christopher Hooper: Maiden. Probably
Tyram: Okay. Well, maybe we can like try to disguise
Christopher Hooper: not. Even though it is a famous
Tyram: the side of the boat, like give it a different name or
Ali Leonard: Correct. Yeah. I was like, does it say Iron Maiden on it or is it kind of rusty?
Luke Neverisky: called the bronze
Ali Leonard: We can minor illusion it
Christopher Hooper: ship, maybe
Tyram: something. I mean, we got
Ali Leonard: or something and just kind of call
Christopher Hooper: both.
Tyram: two nerds in the party. Surely you guys can like come up with a cool
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, maybe add a add some letters. Tyron
Luke Neverisky: We'll think of
Ali Leonard: it. Interesting. Interesting idea.
Christopher Hooper: Ben's. All right, y'all head on the boat
Luke Neverisky: something.
Tyram: disguise.
Christopher Hooper: and start heading out. Um, anything you want to do at shore before you uh get going? I mean, you got all
Justin Hale: I got to refill all the bomb all the explosives materials
Tyram: I know. I feel as though we don't have all day. I feel as though we need to leave like
Justin Hale: that I used
Tyram: basically.
Ali Leonard: I feel like we need to probably dip.
Justin Hale: up.
Christopher Hooper: day. R, you want to go to the to the market to get supplies? Is that what
Justin Hale: I mean, I can I can wait if if we need the
Christopher Hooper: you're
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah. I feel like we need to hustle. Brew, you can have my hat.
Tyram: Although we
Ali Leonard: Dynamite that I keep under my hat.
Justin Hale: hustle. All
Tyram: probably do want to get our explosives in order because uh sounds like they're building a another one of those portal gates and we should blow it up when we get
Ali Leonard: Iris's got to have some gunpowder
Christopher Hooper: saying?
Tyram: there. I mean, surely. Yeah. I If I There's one thing
Ali Leonard: or something or whatever you
Tyram: I trust Brew to do, it's come up with a way to blow something up with whatever he has on hand.
Ali Leonard: need. Can you grab material from Iro and then make it on the
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: boat because we have a journey, right? It's a few hours at least.
Justin Hale: right, I'll I'll work with IRO and and come up with some makeshift
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Is Ira going to go with you and make it on the boat then, or are y'all going to spend a few hours
Justin Hale: explosives. No, I I I more so meant
Christopher Hooper: making it on the
Justin Hale: like kind of talk with Ira really quickly and then spend maybe like 10 15 minutes getting everything that I would need to make explosives and
Christopher Hooper: shore?
Tyram: Yeah, maybe he has something in the workshop
Justin Hale: then I'll make them on the way.
Tyram: that we can
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay, cool. I'll say give me an arcana check with advantage since Ira is helping
Tyram: use.
Justin Hale: I'm good at
Christopher Hooper: you. If you hit
Justin Hale: those.
Christopher Hooper: a 25, I'm going to give you a really good
Justin Hale: 25. That's a 20. What does my flash
Tyram: Give your ant
Justin Hale: of genius give me? Doesn't it give me
Christopher Hooper: idea. Is it four?
Justin Hale: five? mod int Oh no, it's a four. Okay, I got
Tyram: mod. Well, we do have
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's a shame no one else can buff you. Oh
Luke Neverisky: You know what would be really good
Tyram: a bard in the party.
Luke Neverisky: though? If like you thought to the tune of some sweet jams. Everybody knows you feel a little you
Justin Hale: 24.
Christopher Hooper: well.
Luke Neverisky: think feel a little smarter when you have a little mandolin playing in the background.
Christopher Hooper: You giving him bar juice. All
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Justin Hale: What do I add to
Christopher Hooper: right. You roll a
Luke Neverisky: detail. I got a good feeling about
Christopher Hooper: d10, but all you need is
Justin Hale: that? You just want to see what it
Christopher Hooper: one.
Justin Hale: is, mother. It's a
Christopher Hooper: Sure, why not? Maybe you'll maybe you'll get uh super
Tyram: You guys know a
Christopher Hooper: high nine. All right. for a total of uh 20
Luke Neverisky: this.
Tyram: 33. This is going to be the best explosive ever,
Justin Hale: nine.
Christopher Hooper: 30 33. So
Tyram: right?
Christopher Hooper: So these are actually I'll do this in character with Iro. Um so if you're trying to to take down portals, well those are interdimensional objects. I wonder if you know like when you put you know a bag of holding in a bag of holding
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Oh, yes. Thing you're supposed to do with them,
Christopher Hooper: they just kind of blow up. Yeah. And we were able to make
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: like those dimensional stone things with your
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: violins,
Justin Hale: Yes. That was
Christopher Hooper: right? Weren't we able to do something like
Justin Hale: so long ago yet so soon.
Christopher Hooper: that?
Justin Hale: happening. Yeah, of course. I totally remember
Christopher Hooper: That's how your pocket village thing work,
Tyram: You know, it just totally feels Like months go by, but it's only
Justin Hale: that
Luke Neverisky: Funny how it
Tyram: been a few days.
Christopher Hooper: right? I think I think we can here uh here's some rough fire lessons. I think if you uh smooth them out, um do a
Justin Hale: from
Christopher Hooper: little magic on them, throw them in the
Luke Neverisky: works.
Christopher Hooper: portal, and blow
Luke Neverisky: Is
Justin Hale: Easy enough. We'll give that to
Christopher Hooper: up. Easy
Tyram: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Shel. All
Christopher Hooper: enough. Oh, here you go. We got everything we need. We just
Justin Hale: right. All right, that works. Do you have Do you
Christopher Hooper: leftover pocket bill and
Justin Hale: have stuff that's like more more fun
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Justin Hale: now? No. I mean, I
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah. Drugs.
Luke Neverisky: it drugs? The drugs are dead.
Justin Hale: see I see where I meant more fun
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Tyram: Bro, we can do that when we get
Justin Hale: exploding.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Tyram: back. We're We're on the clock here,
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay.
Justin Hale: Okay. Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Here, just take this. And he hands you a grenade
Tyram: pal. Whoa. Kind of kind of buried the lead on that one.
Ali Leonard: How is it bigger than Brew?
Justin Hale: all
Christopher Hooper: launcher. It is It is roughly bruise
Justin Hale: right. No one else gets to touch this. This is
Christopher Hooper: size.
Ali Leonard: So you you're dragging it behind you and we're like, "Okay, come on,
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Tyram: Arrow. I think
Justin Hale: mine. Come on, Kevin. pull your
Tyram: Olivia might be the only one in the party strong enough to use
Justin Hale: weight. Nope. Nope. I'm 100% using
Luke Neverisky: Sorry, he
Tyram: that.
Christopher Hooper: Kevin. Um, cool. Y'all
Ali Leonard: Brew.
Christopher Hooper: uh y'all hold all that board and and start
Luke Neverisky: needs
Justin Hale: this.
Christopher Hooper: going. Um, cool. And
Luke Neverisky: noise.
Christopher Hooper: uh you you motor on. Um, anyone any anyone else is doing on the
Tyram: Um, I guess Silus uh uses a hat of disguise to try to create like a St. George costume, which I guess that doesn't actually take very long, but I just want to make sure I establish that I do
Ali Leonard: Um and then he makes sure
Christopher Hooper: way. Okay.
Tyram: that. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: that we do that
Christopher Hooper: And and were you trying to disguise the boat
Ali Leonard: too. Yes, I will do that.
Christopher Hooper: at all? Did you want to paint the sides?
Tyram: Yeah. Um, I'll help uh Ellsworth any way I can. I
Ali Leonard: while he's getting
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: might be able to help at least like with a pair of hands because I can just cling to the side of the ship as much as I
Ali Leonard: costumes. You could hold my feet while I dangle upside down
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: want.
Ali Leonard: and paint
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: That'll I think that'll be a performance uh using
Ali Leonard: it. Sure. Can I also have a rope just in
Christopher Hooper: dexterity. Um
Tyram: Well, if it's next to base, can I just do it? Like, because I there's no danger of me falling
Ali Leonard: case?
Tyram: off. I I stick to the
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Tyram: ship.
Ali Leonard: Oh, great. What am I
Christopher Hooper: I mean, you can do it separately, too, if you want, which
Ali Leonard: renaming
Christopher Hooper: I think is funnier. Um, yeah, good
Tyram: True. Um, something that's not the Iron Maiden is really
Justin Hale: Just
Tyram: all we need, right? Just any other name.
Ali Leonard: it? I don't know. But I was just going to like add words to the Iron Maiden or am I or am I putting it on top of Iron
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Justin Hale: put just
Luke Neverisky: I ran out the
Tyram: You know what name really sticks to
Ali Leonard: Maiden? I don't think
Luke Neverisky: iron.
Tyram: me? Led
Ali Leonard: That's got a ring
Christopher Hooper: question.
Ali Leonard: to
Justin Hale: put. Wow. Sounds so familiar.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Zeppelin. It just seems like it'd be like a natural way to throw the
Ali Leonard: it. Should I put
Luke Neverisky: And we can
Tyram: scent off of it being the Iron Maiden is to call it the Led
Luke Neverisky: say we come from the land of ice and
Tyram: Zeppelin. Yeah. Like do a real immigrant song, you
Justin Hale: Oh my god. Please don't
Luke Neverisky: snow. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: like Elsa doesn't understand,
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Ali Leonard: but
Justin Hale: get I can see it in Toeer's eyes. He's already googling Led Zeppelin
Luke Neverisky: What's
Tyram: know?
Ali Leonard: she Yeah, I f****** figured one day it'll be lyrics I know.
Justin Hale: lyrics.
Ali Leonard: and I'll be in on the joke. Well, that's
Christopher Hooper: Um, how about Backstreet
Luke Neverisky: that?
Ali Leonard: better.
Christopher Hooper: Boys?
Tyram: Instinct. Oh, like we do like unsyncable, but we spell
Ali Leonard: Okay. Are you my
Tyram: sync s y.
Ali Leonard: dad?
Justin Hale: Oh
Christopher Hooper: Oh yeah, that's
Tyram: Oh
Ali Leonard: Backseat boys is what my dad used to call
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: man, I didn't. Your dad destroyed
Ali Leonard: them. f****** f****** got them. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: Nice. Got
Tyram: them. That must have been what ended their
Justin Hale: boy. Yeah, that's why they broke
Ali Leonard: absolutely.
Justin Hale: up.
Christopher Hooper: him. That's how we beat
Tyram: run. Yes. Leonard called us the backseat boys.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely. ABBA is more my thing, but that's
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: It's over, guys. I don't know why I'm doing that in the silence voice, but
Ali Leonard: okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Uh, how about you, Luke? What's
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Well,
Christopher Hooper: uh what's uh Liliana up
Luke Neverisky: um I
Ali Leonard: Someone's got to be
Luke Neverisky: think I'll drive the
Tyram: Sorry. Which name do we actually go with? Do
Ali Leonard: driving this
Tyram: we do Back Street Boys or Led
Ali Leonard: boat. I'm putting dancing
Luke Neverisky: boat. Love
Christopher Hooper: to? Okay. On one side of the boat that Silus does, it's called Led Zeppelin. And on the other side, it's called Dancing
Luke Neverisky: it.
Tyram: Zeppelin? Really throwing him off the scent here.
Ali Leonard: queen. The others couldn't
Christopher Hooper: Queen. Who's that
Justin Hale: The owners
Christopher Hooper: girl? It's Led
Justin Hale: went and the way that they split the boat was literally just splitting the boat in
Tyram: I'm just
Ali Leonard: decide. Absolutely. It was a It was
Justin Hale: half.
Tyram: like I'm trying to think of like what an abba cover for
Ali Leonard: in a divorce, so it got
Christopher Hooper: Zeppelin.
Tyram: a immigrant song would sound
Ali Leonard: contentious. Probably a
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Probably a
Tyram: like a land of ice and snow.
Ali Leonard: banger.
Luke Neverisky: banger. Yeah. I mean, no pilot in the boat. I think
Christopher Hooper: That's
Luke Neverisky: I think I piloted the boat last time, too.
Ali Leonard: I think you did
Luke Neverisky: So, I'm going to get my
Ali Leonard: for part of it. Absolutely. I did the radio. It's a lot of radio
Christopher Hooper: tough. Liliana drives
Luke Neverisky: sailor. All
Ali Leonard: talk. Yeah. As long
Christopher Hooper: the boat.
Luke Neverisky: right. Yeah. Put on the
Ali Leonard: as you're wearing the hat.
Christopher Hooper: You put on your hat. What did you
Luke Neverisky: hat. Be
Tyram: No. Thank
Christopher Hooper: say? Um,
Luke Neverisky: good. I
Tyram: you.
Christopher Hooper: incredible. Um, and we'll
Luke Neverisky: know.
Christopher Hooper: say um I guess I guess I'll keep I'm going to keep um retired detective Olivia Cooper with you uh just in case uh she does come in. I don't
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Never
Christopher Hooper: think she will, but never know. You never
Tyram: Hey, keep that door open.
Ali Leonard: know.
Christopher Hooper: know. Um, you got
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to keep that door open. And we'll say, we'll say Scarlet's there. Um, being, you know, she's reading a
Ali Leonard: the
Justin Hale: like
Christopher Hooper: book. Yeah. Not
Tyram: laughing.
Christopher Hooper: helping a lick. Um,
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: great. Um,
Ali Leonard: classic
Justin Hale: her.
Christopher Hooper: okay. Excellent. Excellent. Okay. You make your way. Uh making
Justin Hale: You did it to
Christopher Hooper: my way uh towards the Luna Trench
Tyram: Scarlet
Justin Hale: yourself. You did it to yourself, didn't
Christopher Hooper: and
Justin Hale: you?
Christopher Hooper: H.
Ali Leonard: a very
Justin Hale: Okay. You took that away from us. How dare
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. What happened? Um you see that um there as you're
Ali Leonard: dare.
Justin Hale: you?
Christopher Hooper: nearing uh there are a couple like floating uh platforms. Um, and you see coming from the platforms are these huge iron um, chains that are linking to some spikes that are anchored um, right around the crown of Luna. And um you also see one of the third uh barges has a portal. And um it looks
Tyram: Awesome.
Ali Leonard: No,
Christopher Hooper: like there is a like a like levitation shaft of people going in and out of the remember this the water is 300 feet tall. So if you're on a boat that's uh 300 feet drop. So there's this it there's this like holographic almost looking uh tube of magic that people are flowing up and down uh to and from the
Ali Leonard: right?
Christopher Hooper: barge. Um and you uh why don't you all give me um a perception check? Anyone who wants to. Whoever whoever raises their hand first can do it. All right.
Luke Neverisky: 24. It's a
Tyram: Please. Sorry.
Ali Leonard: like not
Christopher Hooper: Liliana crit
Luke Neverisky: crit 24.
Christopher Hooper: 24.
Luke Neverisky: 24 performance.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh you see the um you see down near the down near the
Luke Neverisky: Nobody
Christopher Hooper: crown uh there are uh people um you see the two
Tyram: 44. Wow.
Christopher Hooper: like huge anchor bolts um right into like the skull of Luna. And you also see that there are several it looks like some sort of scientists um are around the ritual site where you did the rebinding. And uh with that crit you see uh there are 10 um Eldoran Knights and there are about 15 just like probably 10 workers and five like scientist looking researcher people. Uh and the researcher people that those five are like all around the ritual site. the laborers, the 10 laborers, they're kind of moving
Ali Leonard: pretty
Christopher Hooper: in and out um up in between the barges trying to set things up. And you see that the um that the 10 I said 10 knights, right? Um 10 knights are um there are two on each barge. So that's six of them. And then you see four in uh down near the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: ritual site where all the instrumentation
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. I
Ali Leonard: good. That's too many nights I've kind of
Luke Neverisky: mean,
Ali Leonard: decided. So if you want to change that, you
Christopher Hooper: is. Oh,
Luke Neverisky: yeah. Have you considered it being like
Christopher Hooper: okay. Okay.
Ali Leonard: can.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. There's one. But he's a real bad
Luke Neverisky: one
Ali Leonard: He's He's real
Christopher Hooper: bastard. He's real
Tyram: Well, okay. But, um, amongst the 10, does it look like any of them has
Christopher Hooper: big.
Tyram: like a uh like an obviously high rank amongst
Ali Leonard: big.
Tyram: them? Like one that's like bordering the others
Luke Neverisky: actually
Tyram: around?
Christopher Hooper: Um yeah, with that crit I would say Liliana sees um it looks like there's a captain um down at the ritual site who's um just kind of
Ali Leonard: Not for
Christopher Hooper: silently watching it seems.
Luke Neverisky: Cool. After after a gas at the sight of Luna, I will I'll point out the the captain.
Christopher Hooper: you uh one one other note you see
Ali Leonard: long.
Christopher Hooper: um nine of the knights have um it looks like they have uh six crystals. Uh the
Luke Neverisky: Um, it's a lot of
Christopher Hooper: captain looks like he has um
Ali Leonard: You really got to figure out how to
Christopher Hooper: 15. It is
Luke Neverisky: crystals. Yeah. And we get something for ourselves. I kind
Tyram: Yeah, you
Ali Leonard: neutralize those crystals. Hey,
Luke Neverisky: of
Ali Leonard: Scarlet, can we put you on
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: can if you're not too busy. That
Ali Leonard: that just
Tyram: is
Ali Leonard: cuz? Yeah, Scarlet, if I mean because you're the smarty pants. If you could figure that out, you know those crystals
Christopher Hooper: think what what do you want from
Ali Leonard: on the Aldorans.
Christopher Hooper: me?
Luke Neverisky: Have we not seen
Ali Leonard: You haven't heard? She's been working on the Baka
Christopher Hooper: No.
Luke Neverisky: it?
Ali Leonard: village. Okay, so those dudes over
Christopher Hooper: What are y'all talking about?
Ali Leonard: there. Okay, use the
Christopher Hooper: Who?
Tyram: Why are you even here? Do you not know where we're
Ali Leonard: binoculars and then put on your
Christopher Hooper: Oh.
Luke Neverisky: Oh jeez. He doesn't even
Tyram: going?
Ali Leonard: put on your glasses. She
Christopher Hooper: Uh-huh. Where are we
Ali Leonard: doesn't even know. Your name is
Justin Hale: Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: going? What's Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Scarlet.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know y'all. What's going on? What are we doing
Ali Leonard: Okay. So, we're saving Luna because she's being trafficked
Christopher Hooper: today?
Luke Neverisky: know
Ali Leonard: maybe into a portal. Something not
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Luke Neverisky: something. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: great. Yeah, it's not great. But there's aldorans all around them. I don't know if you've ever seen an Eldoran in your
Christopher Hooper: sketch. Oh, yeah. They're We
Ali Leonard: van. No. And they have those crystals that make them strong and
Christopher Hooper: don't like
Ali Leonard: bad. I think it doesn't
Christopher Hooper: them. You think that's how it
Tyram: It seems like they like glow whenever they use their like formidable powers.
Christopher Hooper: works?
Tyram: Yes.
Ali Leonard: help. I would love to know how they
Christopher Hooper: Oh, you know what? I think that's true. You know, that makes a lot of
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Ali Leonard: work. Yeah. So, like if we could do some sciency stuff to figure out how they
Luke Neverisky: Yeah,
Ali Leonard: work and how to stop them from
Christopher Hooper: sense. We should find someone who
Ali Leonard: working. You know what? We should ask
Christopher Hooper: can do
Ali Leonard: Jasper. Yeah, cuz
Christopher Hooper: that. Oh, yeah. I bet he would know
Luke Neverisky: good.
Tyram: You
Ali Leonard: he's he was Yeah, we really got to take advantage of
Christopher Hooper: someone.
Tyram: and when we get back to town, you and Jasper should like, you know, get together and like, you know, blue sky this s***, you know, like come up with some
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Use the
Tyram: ideas.
Ali Leonard: that. He's also very nice and he has great hot dogs, so you won't go
Tyram: And you know, contrary to what he leads you to believe, he
Ali Leonard: hungry.
Christopher Hooper: So
Tyram: doesn't murder
Christopher Hooper: true. Oh my god. You
Luke Neverisky: smart
Tyram: orphans. He's constantly saying he's going to take care of the orphans in a really
Ali Leonard: He also doesn't sleep a
Christopher Hooper: think
Tyram: menacing way, but he's actually like, you know, benevolently running an
Ali Leonard: lot. Taking care of them. Yeah. He's got a weird
Luke Neverisky: Tell me
Tyram: orphanage.
Ali Leonard: intonation
Christopher Hooper: Oh. Oh, that makes
Tyram: We were worried about it for a
Ali Leonard: problem.
Christopher Hooper: a lot of sense. That makes a lot of
Tyram: while. As far as we
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: sense. He's still a werewolf, though,
Tyram: know, now that
Christopher Hooper: right? Huh?
Luke Neverisky: all.
Tyram: there's only one moon, like it's harder to spot a werewolf because they're not just
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: constantly in werewolf
Ali Leonard: out.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. So
Tyram: mode. It was pretty easy to spot werewolves when there were two moons, you
Christopher Hooper: true. It's very
Tyram: know?
Christopher Hooper: confusing. Mhm.
Ali Leonard: Yeah, I think Scarlet's a Yes, man. Is in
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. What do you think?
Ali Leonard: train.
Christopher Hooper: Um Yeah,
Tyram: Hara totally sucks,
Christopher Hooper: definitely. Probably
Luke Neverisky: No, he's
Ali Leonard: No, that's
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you're
Ali Leonard: great. You had a question,
Luke Neverisky: great. So
Tyram: right?
Christopher Hooper: right. Nope. Let
Luke Neverisky: easy.
Ali Leonard: Scarlet?
Christopher Hooper: me know if you need me. I'll be in my
Tyram: have a bunk on the ship that we just now got access
Luke Neverisky: All
Christopher Hooper: bunk. Yeah, there's only one, but no one was using it.
Luke Neverisky: right. All
Ali Leonard: Okay,
Christopher Hooper: I feel like y'all are getting really
Luke Neverisky: right. That's we'll solve the bunk mystery later, but
Tyram: to.
Luke Neverisky: right now we got to get to that island or that Luna cave
Ali Leonard: whatever.
Luke Neverisky: cavern. Luna crunch. Thank you.
Tyram: the trench. You're right,
Ali Leonard: a
Christopher Hooper: distracted. Oh.
Tyram: Leon. Except about everything except what we were calling this
Luke Neverisky: You know what? Yeah, boost. My
Tyram: area. That's cool
Ali Leonard: trend. It's
Christopher Hooper: Um. Oh, are they just going to see us coming? Is that cool?
Tyram: because we're their allies from the Order of St. George.
Ali Leonard: fine as long as I don't have to
Christopher Hooper: Nice. You know, I think you're the smartest one,
Luke Neverisky: bad.
Tyram: I'm
Ali Leonard: talk.
Tyram: crafty more so than smart. I would
Justin Hale: I don't
Tyram: say I'm very street smart.
Ali Leonard: He's street smart for
Christopher Hooper: Silus. All
Tyram: Yes. I leave all my
Christopher Hooper: right. Nice. Okay,
Tyram: I leave all the nerd s*** up to my uh my associates
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: here. Are
Ali Leonard: sure. I've got a very particular set of skills. You're a
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, me too. Bunch of
Tyram: Aren't you a nerd?
Ali Leonard: nerd, Scarlet.
Justin Hale: know. You're probably the biggest on Earth. What do you
Christopher Hooper: nerds.
Ali Leonard: You're the biggest nerd.
Justin Hale: mean? What? You're
Christopher Hooper: What? What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Ali Leonard: You made the pocket village.
Justin Hale: literally You're in the
Luke Neverisky: That's true. You did do
Ali Leonard: I couldn't do
Christopher Hooper: whoa. That's
Luke Neverisky: that.
Ali Leonard: that. Yeah, but you're not being a nerd is not
Justin Hale: conversation. What do you What are you reading, Scarlet? What are you reading right
Christopher Hooper: rad. Something rad.
Ali Leonard: bad. Is it about quantum physics
Justin Hale: now? Yeah. Like what? Like what? It's a math book, isn't
Christopher Hooper: something super
Ali Leonard: again? Quantum
Justin Hale: it?
Christopher Hooper: cool. It's It's about quantum
Ali Leonard: physics and how it relates to magic. I knew
Justin Hale: Mhm. I knew it. You
Ali Leonard: it. Okay, it's the tone thing again, though. Being a nerd is great. I'm also a
Justin Hale: nerd. Yeah, being a nerd is so
Ali Leonard: nerd. And Brew is also a nerd.
Justin Hale: great. Wait, what? I'm a
Tyram: is like in a weird position
Ali Leonard: You're a nerd. You smarty
Christopher Hooper: physics. Are we a bunch of
Tyram: where she's like a nerd and a jock because she's like an athlete who's
Justin Hale: nerd?
Christopher Hooper: nerds?
Tyram: also like, you know, constantly
Ali Leonard: pants. I had to beat myself up in high
Tyram: stuffing herself into lockers.
Ali Leonard: school.
Justin Hale: Put yourself in your own
Luke Neverisky: God.
Ali Leonard: I bridge the gap between the nerds and the
Tyram: I'm going to check to see if there's a stuffing self in the locker gif on Discord, but I'm not holding my
Justin Hale: locker.
Christopher Hooper: Well, good luck with whatever y'all are up to today. Let me know you need
Luke Neverisky: If if you feel like
Ali Leonard: jocks. Okay. Well, if you're here fighting and you want to help, just come on
Christopher Hooper: help.
Luke Neverisky: it, you know, another
Tyram: breath. We're also trying to blow up a gate. I mean, we have a pretty solid
Ali Leonard: up.
Tyram: plan, but like if you want to like be brainstorming a backup plan, that might
Luke Neverisky: question wouldn't hurt.
Tyram: be a good
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh, do you want to go ahead and do the the
Tyram: idea. Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: tele radio
Tyram: Say
Christopher Hooper: thing? You want to go ahead and do the the brain thing where we all talk in
Tyram: again. You're Yes. Okay. Connection
Christopher Hooper: our brains?
Justin Hale: Who is
Tyram: established. All right. For the next three
Ali Leonard: Brew, you're part of a phone
Justin Hale: this? Yeah. Who is
Tyram: hours, we all have f*** you, Brew.
Ali Leonard: call. Brew, I'm also on
Justin Hale: this? I don't know who said that, but it's not very
Tyram: It's It's Silus and it's the whole the whole
Ali Leonard: here.
Justin Hale: nice. All right, that's fair
Tyram: crew is linked in
Ali Leonard: Ela signing
Justin Hale: enough.
Luke Neverisky: Hello.
Ali Leonard: on. Hey
Justin Hale: Oh yeah,
Ali Leonard: bro, how are you?
Justin Hale: bro. Oh, we have to say
Christopher Hooper: Scarlet signing
Tyram: here.
Justin Hale: over. Oh man, I've been doing this all
Tyram: Yeah, I
Justin Hale: wrong. Did you put Scarlet in this
Ali Leonard: Over. Can you hang
Justin Hale: call? Oh
Ali Leonard: up?
Justin Hale: god. I don't think I can. I think I have to
Christopher Hooper: on.
Luke Neverisky: Thank
Ali Leonard: That's gonna They're not They're
Justin Hale: stay like this forever.
Luke Neverisky: you.
Ali Leonard: never going to know that
Christopher Hooper: Hey Brew, can you say over when you're done talking so
Tyram: didn't
Justin Hale: No. And you don't need to
Christopher Hooper: I know when you're done talking?
Luke Neverisky: That's not
Justin Hale: talk
Tyram: I didn't realize you had this uh this animosity with
Christopher Hooper: Over. Thank you,
Tyram: Scarlet
Ali Leonard: we're a
Justin Hale: ever. She's such a nerd. I don't like to hear her voice. She sounds so
Christopher Hooper: Liliana.
Tyram: here. Half the party is
Ali Leonard: nerd, too, bro.
Justin Hale: nervous. What are you even talking
Christopher Hooper: I just found it
Luke Neverisky: nice. Yeah, you guys
Ali Leonard: Bro,
Justin Hale: about? Nerd.
Christopher Hooper: out.
Luke Neverisky: are
Ali Leonard: you need to apologize to
Justin Hale: All
Tyram: nerd.
Justin Hale: right. Yeah. I'm I'm sorry that you're on Earth. Does that
Christopher Hooper: Brew.
Ali Leonard: Scarlet. Yeah, I'll take it. I don't care.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, it's fine.
Ali Leonard: Um, this is Olivia's job. I don't like being the mom.
Luke Neverisky: Can you all just get along and love each other? Come
Ali Leonard: It's too much. Like
Justin Hale: work?
Ali Leonard: gh it's like hurting bruise. Okay. So, we should do this thing,
Christopher Hooper: So true. So
Luke Neverisky: on.
Ali Leonard: right? What are we doing? What's the
Justin Hale: We're going to blow things up,
Ali Leonard: plan? Yeah. Do you want to get onto the So, the only portal we can see is
Christopher Hooper: true.
Ali Leonard: on their boat, right? Or is there one by inside the Luna Trench?
Christopher Hooper: And you
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: see one on their boat and you see an empty portal on um uh connected to one of the chains uh on one of the other
Ali Leonard: empty. Okay, so we should probably blow both of
Christopher Hooper: barges.
Ali Leonard: those up. So, we'll need to sneak onto those boats or get on those boats and
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: then Should we also get down to the bottom? So, are we also feeding her
Tyram: Yeah, once we're done here, we should give her all our violence crystals we have in the pocket village so that she can like, you know, buff up a
Ali Leonard: violescence and then the ones Brew has are going to use
Tyram: bit.
Ali Leonard: blow up the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, that
Tyram: We We do definitely need to prioritize blowing up the portals.
Ali Leonard: portals.
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: But I think Iro gave him some for that. So, do we all need to do that together or do we need a distraction while you guys sneak on a boat or
Luke Neverisky: takes
Ali Leonard: like like should we pull up next to the boat and be
Justin Hale: Um, so I had a
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: like, "Hey
Justin Hale: plan. I had a plan of while we were on our way, I was going to hook up the grenade launcher or rocket
Ali Leonard: guys." Oh, so smart. So
Justin Hale: launcher to also shoot biolescence.
Luke Neverisky: So
Ali Leonard: smart. nerd.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um so the range on that is
Tyram: That is some great nerd s*** going there,
Christopher Hooper: about um about
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: 600
Luke Neverisky: smart. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: feet. Easy. Just got to hit your
Tyram: Brew.
Justin Hale: Easy. When do I
Christopher Hooper: mark.
Justin Hale: not?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, always.
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Justin Hale: Always. I just
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay, cool. Yeah. What are you
Ali Leonard: So, we need to pull up to within
Justin Hale: told
Christopher Hooper: doing? Okay, you're
Ali Leonard: 600
Justin Hale: you eventually.
Christopher Hooper: shooting a rock a grenade
Luke Neverisky: right? So I guess I'm not exactly clear.
Christopher Hooper: launcher.
Luke Neverisky: So we drive the boat
Ali Leonard: ft.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Hey
Luke Neverisky: up and are we distracting? But then how does Brew and get within R? I guess that's how I'm losing
Tyram: We want to have like a distraction team and then have like people going around like planting bombs on the
Luke Neverisky: it. So how are you going to get off the boat? Are you just
Tyram: boats somehow.
Luke Neverisky: going to
Ali Leonard: Brew is going to rocket launcher the
Justin Hale: Yeah, I
Tyram: Okay,
Ali Leonard: portals instead of getting on the boats. He's going to rocket launcher the
Justin Hale: already said the
Christopher Hooper: there.
Luke Neverisky: swim? So, this is
Justin Hale: violence. So, we can just we can just do some
Tyram: cool.
Ali Leonard: portals. Love
Justin Hale: like some Sea of Thieves
Luke Neverisky: just not
Tyram: I don't know that reference, but okay. I do like
Ali Leonard: that.
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Justin Hale: drivebys.
Tyram: it. It sounds like my kind of
Ali Leonard: Yeah. Not
Luke Neverisky: smart.
Tyram: sea.
Ali Leonard: when there's a crack in them. Am I
Justin Hale: Right. But you know, like
Ali Leonard: right? No, you just got to keep
Justin Hale: pirates, like we don't stop. We just keep going. We're
Ali Leonard: going. If you keep
Justin Hale: we're smart enough to figure out the
Ali Leonard: going, you'll end up somewhere. That's what I
Christopher Hooper: Sure
Luke Neverisky: So
Ali Leonard: always see at the be like, "Great. Here's another
Justin Hale: trajectory.
Luke Neverisky: crew and the friends made along
Justin Hale: Yeah. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey, right?
Luke Neverisky: the
Ali Leonard: island." And why is Snake Island filled with chickens? Shouldn't it be filled with
Justin Hale: No. What? What? No. Why would that snake island? Why
Luke Neverisky: way.
Justin Hale: would it have snakes on
Christopher Hooper: birds. What the hell are you talking about?
Luke Neverisky: So guns blazing is just lobbing some stuff
Ali Leonard: snakes? Yeah, I guess we're just gonna kind of do it and then we're going to look
Justin Hale: it?
Luke Neverisky: over. That's going to be
Ali Leonard: like St. George people. by doing
Luke Neverisky: a tough cell once we've, you know, bought their
Ali Leonard: it. We're We'll be like, "Huzzah! This is for St.
Justin Hale: test. All
Luke Neverisky: stuff.
Ali Leonard: George. You're wrong and we're
Tyram: Yeah. Consider this alliance severed. All right, let's
Ali Leonard: right." I'm a good liar. We all know
Justin Hale: right.
Tyram: just All right, we're just f****** going in blasting.
Ali Leonard: that. I mean, let's let Brew do it once. You know, he never gets to go in blasting. He's always like, "Let's go in with bombs." And we're like,
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So,
Luke Neverisky: You know, now's his
Tyram: Okay.
Justin Hale: That
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right,
Luke Neverisky: chance.
Christopher Hooper: Brew. So, um, the if
Ali Leonard: "No.
Christopher Hooper: you uh to shoot without to shoot with normal uh proficiency, you have to be within 100 ft. To shoot at dis
Ali Leonard: We can
Christopher Hooper: you can shoot up to 400 ft, but at disadvantage.
Ali Leonard: get within 100 if you want us to do a driveby and then kind of slow down. We
Justin Hale: What
Ali Leonard: might get shot at a little. I don't want to sink the
Justin Hale: the f***? Now would be a really good time to have a sharpshooter, huh?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Do you have
Luke Neverisky: f******
Ali Leonard: boat.
Justin Hale: No, I
Christopher Hooper: that? Oh,
Justin Hale: just unless you want
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Justin Hale: to give it to me, you know, there's no reason you
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you do have catapult, which seems very appropriate right now,
Justin Hale: can't go that far,
Christopher Hooper: but I don't know
Tyram: Could he
Justin Hale: is it?
Christopher Hooper: how exactly it
Tyram: combine catapult with the grenade launcher to like increase the range of
Justin Hale: Well, that's a fair idea. Why do they keep changing D and D
Christopher Hooper: applies.
Tyram: catapult despite you perfectly?
Ali Leonard: Great
Justin Hale: beyond? They just
Christopher Hooper: I don't
Justin Hale: they just move stuff for funsies. I think spells catapults. Oh, yeah. Catapult's only
Ali Leonard: question. Do you want us to get right
Justin Hale: 60 feet.
Christopher Hooper: know. Uh, it
Ali Leonard: up on their
Christopher Hooper: says it says up to 90 ft though in the
Justin Hale: straight line
Christopher Hooper: text. So, I think you can choose an object up to 60 ft away and then you can catapult it 90
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
Tyram: Okay. Um,
Justin Hale: up.
Ali Leonard: butt?
Justin Hale: Okay,
Christopher Hooper: ft. So, if you wanted to, you could wait till you
Tyram: Yeah, I was about to say then
Justin Hale: that's
Christopher Hooper: your shot goes 60 ft and then catapult
Tyram: like daisy chain it a little bit.
Justin Hale: I mean,
Christopher Hooper: it.
Justin Hale: that's that's better than 100 for
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh, it also I think could help you if your first
Justin Hale: sure.
Christopher Hooper: shot kind of
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: sucks, you know, like if you miss your like you're trying to hit a portal from 100 ft or more
Justin Hale: What? Is it 100 feet?
Christopher Hooper: away. That's a pretty tough
Justin Hale: It's not
Christopher Hooper: shot with a grenade
Justin Hale: far. That's not
Christopher Hooper: launcher that you're not proficient
Justin Hale: far. I can hit a golf ball 300 yards with a a metal stick. A
Christopher Hooper: in into a
Justin Hale: man get it pretty close to a tiny hole as a
Christopher Hooper: portal. I
Justin Hale: human, as a real
Christopher Hooper: don't think you can. I don't think you can.
Tyram: No one believes you,
Justin Hale: person.
Christopher Hooper: Maybe
Tyram: Justin.
Justin Hale: That's We're talking
Christopher Hooper: Maybe. Yeah, we're talking heritage. Um, yeah. Oh, maybe. Maybe. What are we
Justin Hale: yardage. I mean, we're we're talking rocket launcher that that that should go several hundred yards on its own in a pretty straight line,
Christopher Hooper: finding?
Justin Hale: right?
Christopher Hooper: Uh, it's a grenade launcher. So usually those those
Justin Hale: Uh Oh, I I missed a key
Christopher Hooper: arc,
Luke Neverisky: Yes.
Justin Hale: word. Oh, now we're looking up grenades
Tyram: about to say you're about to get on a
Justin Hale: launchers. Listen, FBI, CIA, NSA,
Luke Neverisky: Trajectory.
Tyram: watch
Justin Hale: whoever. It's It's for DN D. Like, calm
Christopher Hooper: right?
Tyram: list.
Justin Hale: down. A max
Luke Neverisky: That's a lot of
Justin Hale: range of 400
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: That's like 1,200
Justin Hale: m.
Christopher Hooper: a lot of feet. Yeah. I wish he had one of
Justin Hale: A that's a that's
Christopher Hooper: those grenade
Luke Neverisky: meters.
Tyram: ft.
Justin Hale: a M203. Looks like a pretty standard grenade launcher to me. Yes. Like this
Christopher Hooper: launchers.
Ali Leonard: Why
Justin Hale: big. It's
Ali Leonard: doesn't Ira have that one?
Christopher Hooper: I mean because it's
Ali Leonard: huh. And he hasn't
Justin Hale: teeny.
Christopher Hooper: uh World War II
Ali Leonard: kind of gone through that yet.
Christopher Hooper: equivalency.
Ali Leonard: Interesting. What world war are they
Christopher Hooper: No, I bet
Justin Hale: How many how many worlds have we had
Christopher Hooper: the I think
Justin Hale: in our our mythological setting
Christopher Hooper: they're
Ali Leonard: on? So, we're in
Christopher Hooper: I think we're in the second one of this.
Tyram: I mean the previous camp the previous campaign was basically
Ali Leonard: World War II.
Christopher Hooper: Uh I think we're in World War II right
Tyram: a world war, you
Justin Hale: here? Should
Christopher Hooper: now. Yeah. So that was World War
Ali Leonard: And there were no world wars
Christopher Hooper: I. This is World War II.
Ali Leonard: before that.
Christopher Hooper: Um, I don't know. I guess there was I feel like
Tyram: know.
Christopher Hooper: it was definitely preWorld War I type of wars, like
Ali Leonard: Damn
Christopher Hooper: 100 Years War type s***, you know?
Ali Leonard: again.
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right, I'm waiting on y'all. What y'all are doing?
Ali Leonard: I'm waiting on I'm waiting on
Justin Hale: heat
Christopher Hooper: Are y'all riding this boat to 100
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, I was told that Brew was going in
Justin Hale: I'm going in
Christopher Hooper: feet?
Luke Neverisky: blasting.
Justin Hale: blasted. Get me in. Get me in danger close. Going in
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Ali Leonard: y'all.
Justin Hale: hot. Danger close. I'm throwing away around
Christopher Hooper: cool. Uh, let's roll
Tyram: Can we try to do like deception to the Eldorans? Be
Justin Hale: way too
Tyram: like, "Oh, don't mind us. Just St. Georging it up through here, you know, before we start
Justin Hale: much. Is that a
Tyram: blasting." Sure.
Ali Leonard: Okay, now it is
Justin Hale: burp?
Christopher Hooper: initiative. Um, y'all tell me what you're doing.
Tyram: Okay. Well, we want to get as close as
Christopher Hooper: I heard yell going and
Luke Neverisky: All right, how about this? Let's get as close as we
Tyram: we can before we start
Luke Neverisky: can and if we happen to be intercepted, then we can we can spin the lie. If nobody comes and hails us, then we just start
Ali Leonard: Someone
Christopher Hooper: blasting.
Tyram: blasting. I'll do it. I'm good at
Ali Leonard: be near that radio. That isn't
Luke Neverisky: blasting. You aren't good at
Ali Leonard: me. I'm
Luke Neverisky: lying.
Tyram: lying. By all means. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: have my hand on my gun.
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: I take us
Christopher Hooper: right, y'all. Uh, all right. Go ahead and roll
Ali Leonard: Should I box box out? He hasn't been out in a while.
Tyram: Oh, wow.
Ali Leonard: He might be a little
Justin Hale: This Yeah, let's go ahead and throw the cannon
Christopher Hooper: initiative.
Tyram: Uh 24
Justin Hale: out. Wow. Oh, I have
Ali Leonard: rusty as
Justin Hale: advantage on
Christopher Hooper: 24 initiative. And um to clarify, y'all are
Luke Neverisky: in.
Justin Hale: that.
Christopher Hooper: deploying a Canon and Boxbox.
Tyram: on
Ali Leonard: usual. But Boxbox looks very cool.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. And the idea is that y'all look like you're coming to um to help them. Okay,
Justin Hale: Yeah. Oh, are we putting these in
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Help. Uh oh,
Christopher Hooper: Just stating the obvious, Brew has a grenade launcher
Ali Leonard: twins.
Christopher Hooper: pulled out and also deployed a cannon.
Justin Hale: chat, but like
Tyram: There's dragons that roam around these waters. We got to be ready. That's our whole thing is killing
Justin Hale: discreetly? It's like a concealed carry
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: situation. Um,
Christopher Hooper: okay. Okay. Right. Right. Right.
Justin Hale: Liliana, do you want to go like top of the
Tyram: dragons.
Justin Hale: order or or closer to the top of the
Luke Neverisky: Um, I don't How about this? Uh, Toer, do we know we haven't engaged with anybody yet, right? It's just we're now an initiative, but us on the boat.
Christopher Hooper: Um, that's
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, no, I think you got it. Just start firing away.
Justin Hale: order?
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: That's that's what you want to do.
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Christopher Hooper: All right. Um, we, uh, Liliana is driving the boat, so
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: we are moving the boat on her turn. Um,
Luke Neverisky: All right.
Christopher Hooper: we are starting, uh, this, um, it's really up to
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: y'all. Um, I would I would think starting this at uh 300 ft. Um, and y'all are moving at a pretty fast clip. So, it'll be one round uh before you're you're in like safe range. You could do disadvantage range this round. So, you're within like the the harder range, but um you'll be one round before you're in the like 100 uh yard or 100 ft
Luke Neverisky: Okay. So, in that case, then I should swap with you, Justin, on initiative. That way, I can move the boat and then within range on turn one.
Justin Hale: Okay, let's do
Christopher Hooper: range.
Luke Neverisky: Sweet.
Christopher Hooper: Hey, so uh top of the other silus, um the you're at the
Tyram: Okay. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: radio, right? Um, the radio starts buzzing and
Justin Hale: that.
Christopher Hooper: says, "Hello, unidentified craft. Please report your
Tyram: Allies of Eldora, we're from the Order of St. George. We were on a patrol looking for a You You probably know that dragons like to circle this area. We got a report that a dragon was coming in to attack our allies. So, we're here
Christopher Hooper: purpose. All
Tyram: to deter them.
Christopher Hooper: right, go ahead and give me that deception
Tyram: Um
Justin Hale: Awesome.
Tyram: 25. You want me to bump it
Christopher Hooper: check. 45. Uh, no, that that's good.
Tyram: up?
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Can you report what uh what ship uh you're under right
Tyram: We had to rent one from the harbor. This is the lead
Christopher Hooper: now? All righty, Zeppelin. Welcome to the scene. Uh this is an Eldoran operation. Please uh abide under our rule. We're I'll give you instructions as specified. Right
Tyram: zeppelin.
Christopher Hooper: now, we are setting up some portals around Luna. Uh it should take us uh couple more minutes and they'll
Tyram: anything
Christopher Hooper: we'll be out of your hair for you to do some dragon hunting.
Tyram: that gets us closer to killing the dragon
Christopher Hooper: Uh happy righty. Uh
Tyram: gods.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, happy hunting. And uh let us know if we uh can help or you see any sightings. We'll be happy to chip in.
Tyram: You know I
Ali Leonard: Love for a dragon to pop up and eat him.
Christopher Hooper: All right, fantastic. Um, okay. Um, at this point, um, you So, to clarify, there are three
Tyram: will
Ali Leonard: Huh?
Christopher Hooper: barges. Uh, the one with the active portal is the further one away in the middle. You're passing one that is inactive. Um but chained and uh connected via chain to Luna. Um you're now passing them and I assumed you're you're heading towards the active portal. Is that right? Okay. So you're you're skirting uh you're kind of you're kind of taking this like outer and you're skirting that that uh empty portal and heading straight towards the active one. uh dur and Liliana if there's anything uh in particular you want to do as you're driving the boat in um uh any way you want to maneuver or anything else you want to
Luke Neverisky: Um, I mean, can I do something besides use my action to drive and dash
Christopher Hooper: do. Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: basically? Um, okay, that's interesting.
Ali Leonard: I can also drive if
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: you need me to drive. If somebody needs to be
Luke Neverisky: I
Tyram: Awesome. Thanks.
Justin Hale: Oops.
Luke Neverisky: think I guess I'll I'll have Elspa take the wheel just for a second so I can storm a little BIC inspiration to uh to Brew. No, Silus. Try to get Brew in the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All
Luke Neverisky: Jesus. Um, hands back on the
Christopher Hooper: right. Cool. Silus, you got bar
Tyram: I actually
Ali Leonard: 10 and two. 10 and
Christopher Hooper: juice.
Luke Neverisky: wheel.
Tyram: wrote the juice on my character sheet to keep track of when I have the juice.
Ali Leonard: two
Christopher Hooper: All right, Rue or
Luke Neverisky: Good.
Ali Leonard: sizzles or
Christopher Hooper: Ellswith, you are
Tyram: The tiebreaker is typically whoever gets whoever's the higher decks mod is
Ali Leonard: else
Justin Hale: We're
Christopher Hooper: up. Yeah, y'all had the same
Tyram: who the tiebreaker is supposed to
Justin Hale: tied which I
Ali Leonard: Oh, that would be
Justin Hale: have is the same is
Christopher Hooper: initiative.
Ali Leonard: bru. I'd be surprised if you
Tyram: be.
Justin Hale: it? I got Where's my
Christopher Hooper: Or if you want, we can skip skip
Justin Hale: team? Well, I'm still out of out of
Christopher Hooper: y'all. Come back around
Ali Leonard: didn't.
Justin Hale: favorable range for the grenade launcher,
Christopher Hooper: later. You are now uh
Justin Hale: right? Oh, okay. Do we want to shoot it
Christopher Hooper: within 100
Justin Hale: now?
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know
Justin Hale: No. Brew asked. They shoot him
Christopher Hooper: ft. Okay,
Tyram: what? Like, that's what we're here to do.
Christopher Hooper: cool. All
Tyram: Um, the point of deception was
Ali Leonard: Silence. Sorry, I thought you were a
Tyram: to get close enough to do this. So, you know, the longer we stay, the more like the more
Ali Leonard: dragon.
Tyram: chances we have to get
Christopher Hooper: right, go ahead and give me that uh to
Justin Hale: now. Uh
Christopher Hooper: hit. Um, so you should have
Justin Hale: disappointing.
Christopher Hooper: a grenade launcher on your character sheet now.
Tyram: caught.
Justin Hale: Oh, okay. Uh, so that's going
Christopher Hooper: Um, so it's a d20 plus two.
Justin Hale: to be
Christopher Hooper: You rolled an
Justin Hale: 3020.
Christopher Hooper: 18. Wow. All right, cool.
Ali Leonard: Santa's first
Justin Hale: Uh-huh.
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah. Uh
Justin Hale: 2020.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, you um you like a um like I don't I'm trying
Ali Leonard: rodeo.
Christopher Hooper: to make that sound, but the the sound of like a ball going through like a Yeah. Yeah, that one. a tube um shoots right out and you you hit the ark just right, sailing through and there are Eldoran people going in and out um minding their own f****** business and um let me see one second. Oh my god. Um. All right. So, um you um it's not, you know, as soon as it hits there, there's not even a it happens so quickly that uh the portal collapses immediately on itself. And you hear this glass shattering, earpiercing um and the uh the three Eldoran knights that were around instantly get pulled in. There are three workers that were coming in and out get pulled in. There's a giant like void hole in the ship that gets pulled into it. And now there's this like hovering right over 30 ft uh above the water line is this like little black hole as this the ship begins to like disintegrate and sink uh below it. Um you see lots of people on the ship just like oh my god
Tyram: One of them hit
Christopher Hooper: Titanic style jumping into the water.
Tyram: a
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Tyram: propeller. That was a thing that happened in
Ali Leonard: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: maybe. Why?
Tyram: Titanic.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Really? Oh, Jesus. Then yeah, I guess so. That's what
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: I said. Um Um and uh All
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: right, great. Uh let's see. That was um initiative six. Elizabeth, uh you can go uh
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: still before uh anyone else has a chance to
Ali Leonard: don't really have
Tyram: Not
Ali Leonard: much.
Tyram: with
Ali Leonard: Um, I want to send
Christopher Hooper: react. Okay, cool. We can skip your
Ali Leonard: box. No, I'm gonna send
Tyram: that.
Ali Leonard: box. No, I was gonna have him drive, but I don't think he can.
Christopher Hooper: turn. I'm a
Ali Leonard: Um, so I'm going to have him stand by to be ready to repair the ship just in case we get shot
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Christopher Hooper: boss. That's a
Ali Leonard: upon. Um, so I might send him below deck just to kind of be ready so he doesn't have to spend a whole turn going below deck. Um, so I'll do
Christopher Hooper: good Okay.
Tyram: What?
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. That's a good
Ali Leonard: I'll prepare for I'll prepare that because I think I have to spend an entire action like telling him what to
Tyram: I think it's just a bonus action to tell him to do what to
Ali Leonard: do. Oh, fable boy. I was just
Christopher Hooper: idea.
Ali Leonard: looking at my special spells and I did not realize I had some of these. Read your
Tyram: do. Good
Ali Leonard: character
Christopher Hooper: I don't
Tyram: advice.
Christopher Hooper: want to
Ali Leonard: she base your commands in combat. They share your initiative count, but it takes a turn immediately after yours. It can move and use it action on its own. The only action it takes on its turn is a dodge action. If you spend your bonus action, command it to take an action. Okay. So, yeah, that was my bonus.
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Ali Leonard: And then I'm going to um do something else which
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Ali Leonard: was I'm going to fix me. No, just going to do I'm going to put a warning bond on brew that lasts for an hour.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay. Cool. Um All right. Um cool. So, at the end of your turn, um you will see down in the trench um something interesting happening. You see the chain begin to light up and um a bluish whitish uh like um stream of magic goes through the chains coils and up through up into the portal. And you begin to see that
Ali Leonard: the one that we
Christopher Hooper: dead portal uh begin to light up. Um
Luke Neverisky: I'm going to go
Christopher Hooper: and it's no the the the one that was not active.
Ali Leonard: shot.
Christopher Hooper: Uh the one you passed by uh begins to flicker.
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um cool. Silus, give me a perception
Luke Neverisky: fast.
Tyram: Oh, I got to reroll. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: check.
Tyram: Um, uh, 18. Uh, should I boost it?
Christopher Hooper: Um 18 will get you something. 20 or uh 15 will give you
Tyram: Okay, I'll boost
Christopher Hooper: more. 25 will get you
Tyram: it. All right,
Christopher Hooper: everything.
Tyram: 20 from my uh psychic knack. And I'm going to go ahead and use the the juice as
Justin Hale: the
Christopher Hooper: the
Tyram: well. 10, right? All right, the juice gets me to 28.
Christopher Hooper: juice. Oh, awesome. Okay, cool. Um, so you see there is a dead portal as you're passing by. Uh the other ship the the chain is also connected to another uh empty portal. The one near you as it's flickering on you you it's fast but with that 28 with that inspiration you recognize what's on the other side of the portal. Uh you see uh a a beach with a lake and a quiet little village at the foot of a mountain.
Ali Leonard: God damn
Christopher Hooper: Um uh you see a beach beach boy um in in the in in the visage of Iro. Um you recognize this as as
Tyram: Yeah, I'll relate that to the rest of the group,
Christopher Hooper: the inside of the pocket
Tyram: guys. It's connected to it's connected. They must be tuned into where Luna is because it's
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: village.
Tyram: connected to the pocket
Ali Leonard: So, we can't blow that one up because
Tyram: village. What if we just
Ali Leonard: that'll blow up our pocket village,
Tyram: cut the the tether?
Ali Leonard: right? We got to cut the chain. We got to cut the
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: Um, great.
Justin Hale: mean still uses grenades. Do we want to blow up the
Christopher Hooper: And you have the
Tyram: Yeah. Oh, Brew, this is your time
Ali Leonard: chain. We can blow up the chain for
Christopher Hooper: rest
Luke Neverisky: Gotcha.
Tyram: to blow whatever the f*** you want up, except for this
Ali Leonard: sure. Work your magic,
Tyram: portal, because this portal connects to our pocket village.
Justin Hale: chain? Say no more,
Luke Neverisky: I think
Tyram: You're the youngest one
Ali Leonard: please. That sounds
Justin Hale: fam. Or whatever the kids say these
Tyram: here, Brew. You're the one who would know.
Christopher Hooper: Um, but Silus, you have the rest of your
Tyram: Um, can I would what it how much of action economy would it cost
Luke Neverisky: that's
Tyram: me to go on the radio and uh be
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Tyram: like, "You've served your purpose, Eldorans. The Order of St. George
Ali Leonard: right.
Justin Hale: days.
Tyram: stands alone now.
Ali Leonard: Do you want to
Christopher Hooper: You could do that as
Ali Leonard: poke the
Christopher Hooper: a either use you could use up your movement
Tyram: I'll use up my B action for
Ali Leonard: bear?
Christopher Hooper: or bonus action for
Tyram: that. Well, I feel like that
Ali Leonard: They're going to shoot at us
Christopher Hooper: that.
Tyram: ship has sailed. We just blew up the
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, kind of blew our cover
Tyram: portal.
Ali Leonard: now. Maybe they didn't. Maybe they weren't
Tyram: Okay, I'm confident there's no point in
Ali Leonard: looking.
Tyram: trying to lay low anymore. All right. So, I say that to them. Like, well, Eldorans, you were useful pawns to the order of St.
Luke Neverisky: there.
Tyram: George, but your usefulness is at an
Christopher Hooper: All right, roger that, you dragon bastards. We're going to shoot you right out of the ocean. Don't you worry about that. And we will lay waste to everyone you
Tyram: end.
Ali Leonard: What?
Justin Hale: All
Christopher Hooper: called friends and family.
Luke Neverisky: Jeez, don't do
Justin Hale: All
Christopher Hooper: Over.
Tyram: Wow, what a bunch of c****. Anyway, um Okay.
Luke Neverisky: that.
Tyram: Um how close the the boat that's close to us right now? Um can I see where the chain like connects to their boat?
Justin Hale: right.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, yeah.
Tyram: Uh, how close are we
Christopher Hooper: Yep. So you're about you're about 200 feet from that boat.
Tyram: to Oh,
Christopher Hooper: Um the chain you're between 100 and 200 feet.
Tyram: okay. Okay. Um, well, I feel like I might want to be getting closer. Um, I'm going to try
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: to teleport myself as close as I can to the boat, even if I end up like being in the water for a
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. Uh, so how far how
Tyram: second. I actually have to roll dice to see how far I can
Christopher Hooper: far is that?
Tyram: get. Okay, I get 70 feet closer.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. All right.
Tyram: Can I use like from there? Can I use
Christopher Hooper: So you're 130 away
Tyram: my uh movement to try to swim like roll athletics or
Christopher Hooper: now. Uh
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: sure. Yeah. Uh is swim. Uh yes. What is swim speed?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Swim swim
Tyram: something?
Christopher Hooper: speed. Uh, okay. Each move in Okay, so it's half speed swimming. Um, yeah. Uh, go ahead and give me an athletic check.
Tyram: Uh
Christopher Hooper: 13. Okay. It's pretty you're you're in pretty deep ocean with a lot of boats. Um
Tyram: 13.
Christopher Hooper: it's uh your your speed would already be halfed. Um but you're struggling a little bit to stay underwater. So I'll give you a choice. Um you can um struggle to breathe or go slower. Um if you
Tyram: If I struggle to breathe, I'm having to go like my
Christopher Hooper: uh uh this
Tyram: con mod, right? My con mod is zero, so I'm going to go with
Christopher Hooper: will
Tyram: going slower.
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. Okay. So it'll just it'll take you um you'll move at
Tyram: Okay. So, I go 10 So,
Christopher Hooper: a third speed basically.
Tyram: I'm 10 feet closer. Okay. So, I moved a total then
Christopher Hooper: Yes.
Tyram: of 80 feet closer to the uh to the boat. All right. And I think I've used up all my
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay, cool. All right. Um, okay, Liliana, you're
Luke Neverisky: No action for
Tyram: stuff.
Christopher Hooper: up. He did
Tyram: That
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Christopher Hooper: everything. Oh, no action from them. Uh, there were actions from them. Um, if you want, you can give me a perception
Luke Neverisky: them. Okay. Yeah, I'd love to see what they're doing. Uh that is a crit fail for a five.
Tyram: was
Christopher Hooper: check. Yeah. Um, seems like they're
Tyram: good.
Christopher Hooper: they're still realizing what's going
Ali Leonard: I don't like
Luke Neverisky: I don't like that.
Christopher Hooper: on. Sounds
Luke Neverisky: Um, all
Tyram: Did me getting a 28 from earlier
Christopher Hooper: good. What do you mean you don't like that?
Luke Neverisky: right. All right. I'm going to I'll burn a luck point
Tyram: cover any of like they're
Luke Neverisky: to D again.
Tyram: doing?
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you already you already got that at this point. Um, uh, you're burning a luck point to reroll.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Is that what you said?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Uh that is a
Tyram: Well, that was a
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: 21.
Christopher Hooper: That that's a sign significantly better.
Luke Neverisky: Getting real
Christopher Hooper: Um you you catch um the captain and uh
Tyram: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: the captain drop something in his eye and you see the soldiers around him um uh
Luke Neverisky: lucky.
Christopher Hooper: injecting things. Um uh just
Luke Neverisky: Drugs
Ali Leonard: No, it wasn't us. It was a
Christopher Hooper: before uh you go on your
Luke Neverisky: are drugs are bad. They never got that
Ali Leonard: dragon.
Luke Neverisky: lesson. Uh we are we're 200 feet away. You said in the
Christopher Hooper: turn from the
Luke Neverisky: boat. All right.
Christopher Hooper: boat. The captain is by the
Luke Neverisky: Oh, that's kind of
Christopher Hooper: ritual site, so he's he's probably 600 feet away. He's
Luke Neverisky: interesting. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: got tons of time. How fast can this guy go?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. All right. So, the boat with the people that we saw
Christopher Hooper: Probably
Luke Neverisky: doing drugs 200 feet away.
Christopher Hooper: nothing. Um the the people on drugs are all by the ritual site.
Luke Neverisky: So,
Christopher Hooper: The people on the boat are are
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: just
Luke Neverisky: Sorry. I'm I'm getting confused, I think, with the theater of the mind here. So, the people that I perception checked against, those are the people at the ritual
Christopher Hooper: there. Yeah,
Luke Neverisky: site. Oh. Uh, okay. Got it.
Christopher Hooper: that's right.
Luke Neverisky: Um, okay. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. And then the the people on the boat, uh they are they look like they're um arranging a um it looks like they have some sort of like gun that they are turning um and
Luke Neverisky: Got it.
Christopher Hooper: moving to uh to point towards your
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, with my with my 200 uh, sorry, with my what is my movement speed on the boat? Is it greater than or equal to 80 ft per
Christopher Hooper: ship. Um I think
Luke Neverisky: round?
Christopher Hooper: uh it's it's about 90 ft
Luke Neverisky: Okay, perfect. Um, all right, then. I'm going to I would like to use my movement to get it. Oh, s***.
Christopher Hooper: around
Luke Neverisky: Wait. Oh, that's so close. Never mind. Um, all right. Let's try this. I would like to get within 120 ft, which I should with my 90 ft of movement. Um, and then do I see a particular individual like is it just one person manning
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: the gun that is moving
Christopher Hooper: Um, it's a huge gun, so all three are maneuvering it um
Luke Neverisky: it?
Christopher Hooper: towards to point towards your
Luke Neverisky: Okay. Um, okay. I'm going to try something. I'm going to pick one of them uh and cast enemies of bound on one of
Christopher Hooper: ship. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: them. Um and see if uh maybe he goes a little berserk here. Uh
Christopher Hooper: Who's
Luke Neverisky: basically if they fail an in save of 17, they regard everybody as an enemy. Um even people that they're friends
Christopher Hooper: that? And the range is uh what's the DC and what's the
Luke Neverisky: with. 120 ft and it's a in save of
Christopher Hooper: step in save of 17. um they do not make it. Um and so what
Luke Neverisky: 17. Yeah, the
Christopher Hooper: do they do? They perceive everyone around them as an
Luke Neverisky: target loses the ability to distinguish friend from foe regarding all creatures he can see as enemies until the spell ends, which is a minute. Every time he takes damage,
Ali Leonard: Excuse
Christopher Hooper: enemy.
Luke Neverisky: he repeats the same
Christopher Hooper: Jesus Christ.
Luke Neverisky: throw.
Christopher Hooper: Uh every time he takes damage, he renews a saving throw. Is that what you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. Um, whenever the affected creature chooses another
Ali Leonard: me.
Christopher Hooper: said?
Luke Neverisky: creature as a target, it must choose a target at random from among creatures it can see within the range of the
Christopher Hooper: Holy s***. Okay, that's that's dope. Okay, cool. Uh all
Tyram: I love like, oh, I have the perfect spell for this
Christopher Hooper: right. Uh you
Luke Neverisky: attack. Yeah, I was going to do I was going to do cloud of daggers, but I have to
Tyram: situation.
Luke Neverisky: be closer for that.
Christopher Hooper: see I think this is way better. Um okay, cool. So,
Tyram: Just
Christopher Hooper: um that's your your action. You you still have a bonus action if you
Luke Neverisky: Um, so let's get some more
Justin Hale: Oops.
Luke Neverisky: juice. We got the
Christopher Hooper: want. Give him the
Luke Neverisky: juice
Christopher Hooper: juice. Um and
Luke Neverisky: again.
Christopher Hooper: uh Okay, cool. So, um you apply this and you see um one of the soldiers, uh the knights, um helping the other knights and you see him back off and the other two are like angrily gesticulating and he pulls out his sword and begins to start hacking at one of his uh comrades. Um and then the other two uh are defending up. Um, awesome. Um, and then Baroo is up, I
Justin Hale: So anyways, I started blasting. Uh I'm gade launcher
Christopher Hooper: believe. Um, cool.
Justin Hale: for actual grenades. I assume I gave me actual grenades with this grenade
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: Um,
Justin Hale: launcher. Okay, I'm going to blast the
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You have six
Justin Hale: chain.
Christopher Hooper: grenades. Okay, cool. Give me that to hit.
Justin Hale: Uh, has a plus two. Okay, that's it's 19. I am. You can suck
Christopher Hooper: Wow, you are rolling really
Justin Hale: it. Uh, you want me to roll damage on that one?
Christopher Hooper: well. Yes, please. Um, yeah, I think I adjusted it
Justin Hale: Okay, right. Is that you meant for that to be a
Christopher Hooper: correctly.
Justin Hale: plus 32 flat? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: I did. Yeah, I did. All right, cool. Um there's just a um and uh this is a thick chain. Um but you begin to see that it it it is
Justin Hale: 36.
Christopher Hooper: still holding, but it's barely there at this point.
Justin Hale: Okay. Can I can
Christopher Hooper: Um you you go
Justin Hale: I bonus action Eldridge
Christopher Hooper: ahead. Yes, you
Justin Hale: Cannon? Okay. Uh, force ballista is going to be a plus eight to hit. That's not exactly where I wanted a crit, but uh, it's a
Tyram: I
Justin Hale: crit. It might be. It
Christopher Hooper: can.
Tyram: mean, they definitely want this thing broken. So, yeah. Well, I'm
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's like not a bad place
Justin Hale: might be.
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: not I'm not upset that you crit
Justin Hale: Uh, I don't remember the
Tyram: there.
Justin Hale: damage. Is 3d8 plus 4
Christopher Hooper: Uh, it's 3d8 +
Ali Leonard: to
Justin Hale: normally? Yeah, normally.
Christopher Hooper: 4. Is that what you said? Okay. So, you take the max and then you roll the damage on top of that, right?
Justin Hale: Yeah. Am I
Christopher Hooper: So, 24 plus whatever you
Justin Hale: rolling three more da?
Christopher Hooper: roll. Yeah, you went
Justin Hale: Okay. So, that's
Christopher Hooper: to destroy my
Justin Hale: 11 plus 24 35 plus 4 uh
Tyram: That's a
Justin Hale: 39. That did more damage than the grenade launcher. Holy hell.
Christopher Hooper: chain. You absolutely annihilate this whole
Justin Hale: Amazing.
Christopher Hooper: like branch of this chain. And not only does it sever the chain, the the boat now starts to drift cuz that is what was anchoring it uh to where it was in the sea as
Tyram: crit.
Christopher Hooper: well. Um the there's chaos on the boat, too. Like everyone is fighting this rogue knight. Um they're hacking at each other. Um, and it's it's incredibly one-sided because one person perceives the other at others as enemies and the others are like this is the one of their closest friends.
Justin Hale: Have some
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, excellent. Incredible. Uh, you you have
Ali Leonard: betrayal.
Christopher Hooper: severed the chain. You now see the uh you look towards the portal. It is it is cold dead. It just looks like a rot iron
Justin Hale: voice.
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Christopher Hooper: now. And um the Yeah, go
Justin Hale: So, the force ballista also forces whatever I hit five feet away from the cannon. Can that make the the bottom half of the chain like fall on somebody that we don't like? Oh, all
Christopher Hooper: ahead. It's in the
Justin Hale: right. I don't know why it like in the
Christopher Hooper: water. Yeah. Um like
Justin Hale: sky. That's
Christopher Hooper: I Uh otherwise I really
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: like that idea. Um the Okay. Um so it just you you see this huge explosion of like Eldrich uh might like reverberating through the water uh as this chain is severed. Um more people ah are shouting as they're as they're like trying to like pull in the chain and and and figure out what's going on. Um but they are cut loose at this point. Uh the um you you look towards the chain and now see the captain is um approaching rapidly. Uh they are flying uh towards you in the open air. Um they will be here um by the beginning of next round. Um else you're
Ali Leonard: Yeah. How am I supposed to f****** fall with a
Justin Hale: fun. No
Christopher Hooper: up. No
Ali Leonard: gun
Justin Hale: pressure. You can do
Christopher Hooper: pressure. And then you blast him in the
Luke Neverisky: Cool. Yeah.
Tyram: Well, you can't with that
Ali Leonard: and then I just blast him in the f****** face? What
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: the f***? just like and then I and then I shoot my little
Christopher Hooper: face.
Tyram: attitude. I mean, I guess you could have asked if
Ali Leonard: gun. Let me there. What
Justin Hale: Yeah. Shoot. Shoot your little
Tyram: Arrow had a second grenade launcher. I don't know.
Ali Leonard: is a bigger grenade
Justin Hale: gun. And I'm gonna I'm gonna double bonus action and toss the grenade launcher to
Ali Leonard: launcher? Um I had
Justin Hale: Elf.
Ali Leonard: something when I was reading my character sheet where I was
Tyram: Okay. Oh my
Ali Leonard: like, I have that. What is that?
Christopher Hooper: Monday.
Tyram: god.
Ali Leonard: Um, where it was like, use a channel divinity. Where did it go
Justin Hale: I don't know. It's your
Christopher Hooper: Um, I think I might have
Ali Leonard: shield? Okay, cuz I was like, "What the f*** is that?"
Christopher Hooper: deleted
Ali Leonard: And you were like, "No, it's too much." No, it was right here. Um,
Justin Hale: character.
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: Okay, I have to go back to my spells. One second. Okay. So, I'm going to cast Divine Smite, which you take immediately after hitting a target with melee weapon or what it says with a melee weapon. Why do I have divine smite? If I shoot with my
Tyram: I
Ali Leonard: gun, but you can't use divine smite with a
Tyram: mean, every just be cool about
Ali Leonard: gun.
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: Hey, Tover, you pull about
Christopher Hooper: I doubt it.
Tyram: This is your chance to be
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: I'm not very
Ali Leonard: Ice cold. All right. All right. All right. All
Justin Hale: Uhhuh.
Tyram: cool. Now,
Ali Leonard: right. Like the
Christopher Hooper: cool. Um, no, I don't think
Ali Leonard: song. I feel like it's really rude. And I was going
Christopher Hooper: so. I don't think I
Ali Leonard: to do something fun that I had never done, but I guess I can't do it because you're kind of not being cool about
Justin Hale: Yeah. No chill,
Christopher Hooper: will. Yeah, cuz
Tyram: ladies
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. You can give me
Justin Hale: man.
Christopher Hooper: give me a roll. You want to roll me something? No, I don't think
Tyram: There really is a despicable me for every brew
Ali Leonard: it. Well, I'll
Justin Hale: I told you. I told you,
Ali Leonard: just I'll just try a new branding
Tyram: situation.
Ali Leonard: smite. How far away is
Christopher Hooper: so. Is burning smite on top of
Tyram: It's
Ali Leonard: Captain? What do you
Christopher Hooper: regular smite?
Tyram: a different
Ali Leonard: mean? There's div. There's branding
Justin Hale: dude.
Christopher Hooper: Is
Tyram: spell. Yeah, divine they switched over where smite is just a
Christopher Hooper: it
Tyram: it's a it's a individual spell now. So yeah, there it's just there's lots and
Ali Leonard: smite.
Tyram: lots
Ali Leonard: I just I just go by my character
Christopher Hooper: okay?
Tyram: spells.
Ali Leonard: sheet.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Very confusing because you still have like legacy spells.
Ali Leonard: I don't know how I
Christopher Hooper: So, whatever. We're rolling with
Luke Neverisky: It's uh
Ali Leonard: can't fix it. I don't
Christopher Hooper: it. You fix it. It's your
Ali Leonard: know. I tried. I I tried and
Justin Hale: Do
Christopher Hooper: character genius.
Ali Leonard: it was like no. I think I made it worse
Justin Hale: it.
Ali Leonard: somehow. I mean, I can start my character sheet over.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Um, yeah, I think if you could just I think you should just quit the campaign real quick and then Just
Luke Neverisky: Uh,
Tyram: No, Ally, don't do it. We want you
Ali Leonard: Okay. Okay. Bye,
Christopher Hooper: kidding. Go ahead. Do your branding
Luke Neverisky: no. Stop. Don't
Tyram: here. Who
Ali Leonard: guys. No, apparently I'm
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: smite. Do your branding, Smite. I'll We'll
Tyram: cares what for one?
Christopher Hooper: We'll deal with your legacy b*******
Ali Leonard: not. How far away is he? Because that depends. The
Christopher Hooper: later. Who? The
Ali Leonard: captain. Yeah. He said he was flying towards
Christopher Hooper: captain. Yeah, he's flying towards you. He's 90 ft
Ali Leonard: us. He's 90 ft. That's so
Christopher Hooper: away.
Ali Leonard: close.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it is. He's been traveling very
Ali Leonard: Wow. He's really fast. I don't like
Christopher Hooper: fast. He
Ali Leonard: it. What is he
Christopher Hooper: is. Drugs are pretty f****** awesome. The radishest armor
Tyram: Wow, that's pretty
Ali Leonard: wearing? Yeah. What's it made out of?
Christopher Hooper: ever. It's made out of like biolescence and
Tyram: bold.
Ali Leonard: and
Justin Hale: It's like a tube top
Christopher Hooper: like steel. It's made out of steel, just
Ali Leonard: metal. Okay. Should I heat object
Justin Hale: speedo metal. All right.
Tyram: If you
Ali Leonard: or should I try and reduce
Tyram: heat his metal, there's basically nothing he can
Ali Leonard: it? Plus, I
Tyram: do. Yeah. Like he'd have to take off his armor,
Ali Leonard: figured Andy's flying so it's like he might
Tyram: which I think is like the source of his f****** power, right?
Ali Leonard: He might pass it, but
Christopher Hooper: metal.
Tyram: Oh, I don't think there's a thing. Might be
Ali Leonard: I'll try. I'll try and heat metal.
Justin Hale: He
Ali Leonard: I'll I'll try and heat metal on this
Justin Hale: metal's pretty
Ali Leonard: a******. He has
Justin Hale: coated.
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Ali Leonard: a con
Christopher Hooper: cool. Um,
Ali Leonard: save. It is. It's an action
Christopher Hooper: and that's a spell,
Tyram: metal.
Ali Leonard: spell. It's a spell. It's a spell.
Justin Hale: Remember, do you remember when
Christopher Hooper: right?
Justin Hale: I did that? Like the second session I ever played with you guys and Toper
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: was not happy with me at
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I've tried to grow as a
Tyram: It's
Ali Leonard: It
Justin Hale: all.
Christopher Hooper: DM since that since that
Tyram: an objectively horrific way to kill someone. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: hasn't
Tyram: And um it is a very frustrating thing because it just basically it just works or at least like the older version of the spell
Ali Leonard: worked.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: did. There's almost
Christopher Hooper: moment. Yeah. Um Okay, cool. What's the
Ali Leonard: 19.
Christopher Hooper: same?
Justin Hale: Yep. Damn, that's pretty
Christopher Hooper: 19 con.
Justin Hale: high.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay, cool.
Tyram: nothing.
Christopher Hooper: Um they uh they take
Ali Leonard: Con
Christopher Hooper: it. They their uh their armor starts um radiating heat uh start getting red. Uh what they roll
Ali Leonard: 2d8 fire
Christopher Hooper: a d8. Is that right?
Ali Leonard: damage and then and that's anything they're
Christopher Hooper: 2d8 fire damage.
Ali Leonard: holding and
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Okay,
Ali Leonard: wearing.
Christopher Hooper: cool. All right, they take 11 fire
Ali Leonard: Idiot. f******
Justin Hale: cutting
Christopher Hooper: damage. You shout that at
Tyram: There's got to be some psychic
Ali Leonard: idiot. f******
Tyram: damage on top, right?
Ali Leonard: idiot.
Justin Hale: words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Could you
Christopher Hooper: him.
Justin Hale: imagine being called an idiot while you're being slow roasted alive in your own
Ali Leonard: just alive.
Justin Hale: armor?
Ali Leonard: Um, so I think that was my f***. I don't like when I click on things and then it goes
Tyram: Holy
Ali Leonard: away. You know what I mean? And then I'm
Justin Hale: Hey. Hey.
Ali Leonard: like all the way back. Yeah, that was my action.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay, cool.
Ali Leonard: Um, and I don't really have
Justin Hale: That
Tyram: Spirit.
Ali Leonard: Well, no, he's not within 30 ft. So, I can't push him. I think that'd be really funny, but he's not within 30 feet.
Christopher Hooper: Nice.
Ali Leonard: Um, yeah. So, that's me. Yeah. So, that's
Christopher Hooper: Um, very good. Very
Ali Leonard: me. And I tell
Justin Hale: question.
Christopher Hooper: good. That's me. That's
Ali Leonard: Scarlet, uh, s***'s about to go down. So, grow your
Christopher Hooper: me. What? What are we
Tyram: That's
Ali Leonard: loins. Um, we're about to be attacked
Christopher Hooper: doing? Oh no.
Ali Leonard: by by a bad guy. I can't explain. I'm just wanting you to be
Christopher Hooper: What
Tyram: nice.
Christopher Hooper: happened? Okay. Well, let me know
Luke Neverisky: All
Ali Leonard: safe.
Christopher Hooper: if you need any
Luke Neverisky: right. She's very chill about
Ali Leonard: Okay. God, not very helpful, is she?
Justin Hale: That's what
Christopher Hooper: help.
Ali Leonard: She made the pocket
Justin Hale: I've been saying this whole That's what I've been saying this whole
Luke Neverisky: this.
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Ali Leonard: village. Next time maybe we should just leave her at
Tyram: It literally wouldn't make a
Ali Leonard: home like making
Tyram: difference. Could
Ali Leonard: something. But she can be doing something at
Tyram: be.
Justin Hale: time.
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. You
Ali Leonard: home.
Christopher Hooper: know, whatever you want. Uh
Ali Leonard: I forgot you still. Let's
Christopher Hooper: okay, cool.
Ali Leonard: go. You're
Justin Hale: Fair
Christopher Hooper: Um uh so um the
Ali Leonard: great. Do it,
Justin Hale: enough.
Christopher Hooper: captain um comes for you, Ellsworth. Um she sees you cast a spell. Um she
Ali Leonard: b****. Oh, it's a she. Women's sporting
Christopher Hooper: um
Ali Leonard: women, I guess. Sorry about it.
Christopher Hooper: Yes. Yeah. Um, I believe a 12
Ali Leonard: Yeah, that's
Christopher Hooper: misses
Ali Leonard: crazy. I'm
Christopher Hooper: right. Wow, she is doing
Ali Leonard: very just like kind of doineering and a strong powerful woman. So, she's
Tyram: So yeah,
Ali Leonard: probably just really intimidated by
Christopher Hooper: terrible. Oh my
Tyram: Toeer, if you respect women, you have to keep having this
Ali Leonard: that.
Christopher Hooper: god. My god, that is the
Ali Leonard: Just like
Christopher Hooper: worst I have ever rolled. Holy
Tyram: opponent.
Ali Leonard: neo
Justin Hale: You've really put yourself
Christopher Hooper: s***. Yeah, I rolled a five, a five, a six, and a four. Oh
Tyram: I glad your dice at least respect
Christopher Hooper: my
Ali Leonard: f******
Justin Hale: into
Christopher Hooper: god.
Ali Leonard: Whoa.
Christopher Hooper: Um she she's like frustrated like this f******
Luke Neverisky: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: thing is so hot it's
Tyram: women probably still a little joke of being called an idiot too, right?
Ali Leonard: Yeah, it's
Christopher Hooper: hurt.
Ali Leonard: probably part of it really threw her
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, I think maybe that's a big piece of it.
Ali Leonard: off.
Justin Hale: Hello. Yeah. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um I think that's a huge piece of
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: it. Um, okay.
Ali Leonard: dive and
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. And she took that. Uh, and does she take damage on your turn
Ali Leonard: dodge. That's a great question and I'm just like
Christopher Hooper: or her
Ali Leonard: so glad that you finally asked it.
Christopher Hooper: turn? Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Um um so I'm going to find
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: that information out right now. And the answer is that any creature within contact if they take damage when I cast the spell for a minute. So like, and then on the end of my turn, I can do the damage again
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. All right.
Ali Leonard: unless they take off their
Christopher Hooper: over here. Okay. I think I think I understand what you're saying. Um Okay, cool.
Ali Leonard: armor.
Christopher Hooper: Um All right. Uh wait, so what was
Ali Leonard: My
Christopher Hooper: the answer? On your turn or their turn? Okay, great. Okay, cool. Um All right. Uh and the other um
Ali Leonard: turn. Making my
Christopher Hooper: henchmen are making much slower progress. Um
Ali Leonard: way
Christopher Hooper: they are having to like run to the ocean wall and
Ali Leonard: up.
Christopher Hooper: then start swimming up. So it looks like they just made it to the ocean
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: wall. Um Silus, you're
Tyram: Um, was there a boat heading towards us
Christopher Hooper: up.
Tyram: or so? Am I any closer to it or not? one that had like the the cannon that they were gonna shoot at
Christopher Hooper: Um, that one is is
Tyram: us.
Christopher Hooper: is not moving. In fact, it's drifting further away from
Tyram: Okay,
Christopher Hooper: you. It is now
Tyram: duck.
Ali Leonard: So, we're just fighting this. Captain Silus is
Christopher Hooper: unanchored and a
Tyram: My scheme
Ali Leonard: just like slowly swimming in the
Christopher Hooper: drift. Oh, yeah. I
Tyram: was to get over to their boat, try to turn the
Christopher Hooper: forgot about that.
Tyram: gun where it's facing at their own deck, and just have them blow up the
Ali Leonard: ocean.
Tyram: boat. But if
Christopher Hooper: That's
Tyram: this takes like three turns, I might have to cut bait here. So, we'll see how much
Ali Leonard: Sounds
Tyram: I can do. I was uh
Christopher Hooper: cool. I think you're almost there,
Tyram: I had moved 80 feet during my previous
Christopher Hooper: right? Yeah, you're almost
Tyram: round. Okay. How far away is the boat from me
Ali Leonard: cool.
Christopher Hooper: there.
Tyram: now? I had
Christopher Hooper: Um, you you're you're 80 ft last time,
Tyram: moved a total of 80 feet last
Christopher Hooper: right? Oh, right, right, right. And it was 200, so you're like 120
Tyram: time. Okay. All right. Um, let's see if I can uh let's see what I can do. I'm going to try to teleport myself closer to their
Christopher Hooper: now.
Tyram: boat. Okay, cool. Um, I get an 80 foot teleportation this time, so that puts me within 40T of
Christopher Hooper: Oh,
Tyram: him. All right.
Christopher Hooper: nice.
Tyram: Um, Ally, our little telekinetic like telekinetic shove thing.
Ali Leonard: It's
Tyram: Um, okay. So, that's the that's the range. I was just checking.
Ali Leonard: within Mine says 30
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Tyram: Um, I'm going to use my move to try to swim um at least 10 ft
Ali Leonard: ft.
Christopher Hooper: Okay, go ahead and give me that athletics
Tyram: closer. 18.
Christopher Hooper: check. 18. You're unimpeded. Uh half speed, so you can move
Tyram: Okay. So, I'm within 25 ft. I want to
Christopher Hooper: uh 15 feet.
Tyram: use my telekinetic shove to try
Christopher Hooper: Yep.
Tyram: to spin to try to push the gun on its swivel so that it's pointing at their own
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: deck. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um, roll me a
Tyram: Do I
Christopher Hooper: d20. Actually, if you want, um, uh, you can
Tyram: have Oh,
Christopher Hooper: use your, um, slide of hand
Tyram: sick. All right. All right. In
Christopher Hooper: here.
Tyram: that case, um it is a
Christopher Hooper: 23. um as you're swiveing the cannon um your um your crazed knight ally
Tyram: 23
Christopher Hooper: um is fighting um and um just as one of his colleagues was about to like swing down. You spin the cannon um and the nozzle concusses him, hits him broad over the side of the head. collapses and is now pointed directly at the like command tower of the barge and pointed like right at its um where it connects with the the barge
Tyram: Oh god, I wish I had just anything left in the tank to pull the trigger. But no, I think I've moved action bonus action now. So I guess that's going to have to be
Christopher Hooper: deck. All right. Um everything's safe for next time. Liliana, you're
Luke Neverisky: All right. Um, this dude is or I'm sorry, this uh dudet is coming in hot uh literally and metaphorically. Um, oh, that's
Ali Leonard: She's all up in my
Luke Neverisky: true.
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: person.
Christopher Hooper: up.
Luke Neverisky: Um, all right then. You know what? I'm just going to give her a command. Um, give me a wisdom save of
Christopher Hooper: Okay. There she is.
Luke Neverisky: 17.
Christopher Hooper: A wisdom save of 17. You
Luke Neverisky: Mhm. She fails,
Christopher Hooper: say
Luke Neverisky: huh? What's that? She fails with Wow. All right.
Christopher Hooper: uh she made it with a
Luke Neverisky: Such a shame. Um, no. All right. Well,
Tyram: Got any important
Christopher Hooper: 21. My first good roll with
Luke Neverisky: uh, you know what? Actually, can I I'll use another luck point
Tyram: words?
Luke Neverisky: and have her roll again with this advantage. Oh, wait, never
Christopher Hooper: her.
Luke Neverisky: mind. Don't do that. It's an attack roll. Never mind. Um all right then in that case. All right. Elsa take some juice. Feel like you need it.
Ali Leonard: juice. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna need
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: Um uh and I guess I'll
Ali Leonard: it. Thanks for watching out,
Luke Neverisky: use my movement to take the boat in. Are there any more portals that we need to hit?
Ali Leonard: girl.
Luke Neverisky: No, we knocked down two or chains to
Christopher Hooper: There's
Luke Neverisky: two. All right, I'm going to start making my way
Christopher Hooper: another chain on the far side of the trench. Um, okay. Making
Luke Neverisky: downtown.
Christopher Hooper: your way downtown. Um, you're walking fast. Um the places you passed your uh your chain
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Ali Leonard: I get that
Christopher Hooper: bound. Um so are you flying? Are you
Luke Neverisky: Yeah, digging the
Christopher Hooper: swimming? Are you walking? What are you doing?
Luke Neverisky: boat here. If I'm at the helm, I'll do a quick command
Ali Leonard: reference. The boat's
Christopher Hooper: You're taking a
Luke Neverisky: attempt and then and then keep driving the book
Ali Leonard: making its way
Christopher Hooper: boat. All right. Uh it's
Luke Neverisky: away. Sorry.
Christopher Hooper: pretty far. It's on the far side of the trench. So this and
Ali Leonard: downtown. Can't go through
Christopher Hooper: you got to drive like around the trench. So
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: um I mean you can listen I'm not trying to tell you what to
Ali Leonard: I mean, we could try and jump
Christopher Hooper: do. I'm just trying to tell you I'm just making assumptions.
Tyram: You know, I didn't think ahead of the part where our boat
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: So if you do you want to jump the
Tyram: is moving further away from me while I'm in the f******
Ali Leonard: Can we
Luke Neverisky: Wait, can I
Tyram: ocean.
Ali Leonard: use that other boat as a
Christopher Hooper: trench
Luke Neverisky: Oh. Um, so I mean I guess I I have movement, so I might as well use it to at least part way close to our destination. Use, you know, move the 80 feet even though I know that's like 600 feet away or whatever. Um, but I guess all if it's on the other side, then I will go on the hemisphere to pick Silus up on the
Ali Leonard: ramp?
Tyram: You don't have to
Christopher Hooper: Oh, okay. So, super far around.
Luke Neverisky: way. All right, f*** Silus. Then I'm just going to go the other way. That's
Tyram: worry about me. I can I can make my way on
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Luke Neverisky: convenient. That's true, actually. All right,
Tyram: way.
Ali Leonard: He's going to have his own boat
Luke Neverisky: then I will use my movement to get ADP closer to the other
Christopher Hooper: Very
Luke Neverisky: side.
Christopher Hooper: true. Okay, cool. Um, so you are now like in the wreckage of the first boat that was destroyed.
Ali Leonard: soon.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you uh let's make you roll about
Ali Leonard: Is it how many dead bodies
Christopher Hooper: it. Roll uh slide of
Ali Leonard: we go
Christopher Hooper: hand. Um,
Ali Leonard: over? Oh, yeah. I mean, avoid
Christopher Hooper: it's actually about the black
Luke Neverisky: All right, another
Ali Leonard: the black
Christopher Hooper: hole. That's what we're trying to
Luke Neverisky: luck point going into the burner here.
Ali Leonard: hole.
Luke Neverisky: Uh that is a
Ali Leonard: Can I flash of genius or or can I not do
Christopher Hooper: do. All right. You can do
Ali Leonard: that? I'd love a flash of
Justin Hale: Do
Christopher Hooper: that.
Ali Leonard: genius just because I I got to start using all my
Justin Hale: it.
Tyram: stuff is
Ali Leonard: stuff. You know what I mean? You get a
Justin Hale: Do
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, use it or lose
Luke Neverisky: 15
Ali Leonard: ad for
Christopher Hooper: it. These things are like FSAs. They
Luke Neverisky: Right. Just got to use it. Use it or lose
Christopher Hooper: expire at the end of the year.
Luke Neverisky: it. 19.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, okay. So, total of what? 19.
Tyram: there.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, so you are able to
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: navigate around the uh black hole, which is nice. You're
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: also able to navigate straight over the bobbing knights that are like waiting in the
Luke Neverisky: Good.
Christopher Hooper: water and just crush
Ali Leonard: We just hear
Christopher Hooper: like just bashing skulls with your boat.
Luke Neverisky: What's
Tyram: The Iron Maiden still kicking
Christopher Hooper: Um, yeah.
Luke Neverisky: that? Do you guys hear
Tyram: ass all these years later. I like I like to imagine
Ali Leonard: like Help
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Uh just
Tyram: the Flash of Genius here was like, "Avoid the black hole,
Luke Neverisky: that? Oh, don't drive into it.
Tyram: Lily.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Ali Leonard: us. Avoided siren
Christopher Hooper: like um you you start hearing like your uh propeller engine
Justin Hale: Oh.
Christopher Hooper: like work a little harder and
Luke Neverisky: I think
Ali Leonard: song.
Christopher Hooper: um Yeah. Yeah. like it's working through mud.
Luke Neverisky: um do you guys hear
Ali Leonard: Nobody look
Luke Neverisky: that? Do you Why Why is it
Ali Leonard: behind. Does that mean that it's all
Luke Neverisky: struggling?
Tyram: The sharks are
Ali Leonard: the blood is attracting sharks and those sharks are going to go after the Aldora that are swimming towards
Luke Neverisky: We are feeding the
Tyram: our bros, so that's a good
Ali Leonard: us? The sharks are our bros
Christopher Hooper: Um, sharks are bros,
Tyram: thing. The gentleman sharks are our friends
Christopher Hooper: too. Yeah, sharks are bros
Tyram: and
Ali Leonard: cannon.
Christopher Hooper: cannon. That I saw that in the last last
Luke Neverisky: brother.
Christopher Hooper: notes, too. Um,
Tyram: allies. Even said in the recap, just matterof
Christopher Hooper: okay, great.
Tyram: factly, this is canon.
Christopher Hooper: Anything. Yeah. Um,
Luke Neverisky: after I
Justin Hale: Uh-huh.
Christopher Hooper: Liliana, you still have some some action
Luke Neverisky: like apparently murdered like six people with a bullet
Ali Leonard: You don't know that.
Christopher Hooper: economy. Boats are OP. Y'all don't know
Tyram: Liliana, you precious cinnamon roll. It's It's fine. You didn't do that.
Christopher Hooper: this,
Luke Neverisky: propeller. Oh, okay. All right then.
Tyram: Everyone's fine. They're They're out there in the water. They're
Christopher Hooper: but I mean you can use your
Tyram: giving
Christopher Hooper: extra you can use the extra economy to weep in
Luke Neverisky: Can I use it to
Christopher Hooper: and ex existential crisis if you
Luke Neverisky: um to u repress uh maintain ignorance? All
Ali Leonard: SM.
Christopher Hooper: want. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Um, importantly,
Luke Neverisky: right.
Christopher Hooper: uh, you made yourself, um, you got a little bit of room, uh, which saved, um, which saved you all
Ali Leonard: Smite.
Christopher Hooper: a little bit of potential damage here, um, but not everything. Um, let's see. Brew and Ell give me a dexterity saving
Ali Leonard: Not my strong
Justin Hale: Oh
Ali Leonard: suit. Oh, not
Justin Hale: boy.
Ali Leonard: terrible. I think I had zero. Great.
Justin Hale: Oh boy. Uh, I'm going to flash a genius myself
Christopher Hooper: throw
Ali Leonard: 15 this pumping over
Justin Hale: for a 15 as
Christopher Hooper: 15s. Wow, that's so good. Um, you
Ali Leonard: here. Four. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: you both take the full uh you both take the
Luke Neverisky: That's so good. You still
Ali Leonard: Well, okay.
Justin Hale: well.
Christopher Hooper: full 13 fire
Tyram: Yes.
Ali Leonard: Five.
Christopher Hooper: damage. Um, cool. Um, Liliana's uh protected in her little cabins quarters. Uh, she's
Luke Neverisky: fail. Love it.
Justin Hale: What
Christopher Hooper: fine. Liliana drives a boat.
Justin Hale: what hurt us just
Christopher Hooper: Um, Brew, you're up.
Justin Hale: now? Oh,
Christopher Hooper: a
Ali Leonard: From whom?
Justin Hale: okay.
Christopher Hooper: fireball from the
Ali Leonard: Oh,
Justin Hale: um from his own from her own
Ali Leonard: wait. Liliana, why are you throwing fireballs at
Tyram: What a f******
Ali Leonard: us? That's
Tyram: betrayal. I only got one captain
Ali Leonard: the only captain I know.
Tyram: to
Justin Hale: armor.
Luke Neverisky: What?
Christopher Hooper: captain.
Justin Hale: How how close are we to that last portal?
Christopher Hooper: Uh you are like um half a city away. You are like a quarter mile
Tyram: that's like coming to us
Justin Hale: Okay, got
Tyram: though.
Christopher Hooper: away. Uh maybe not
Justin Hale: it. Um, how close am I
Christopher Hooper: fast.
Ali Leonard: Pretty close. We're both on the
Justin Hale: to Oh, perfect.
Christopher Hooper: like five feet away.
Justin Hale: Okay. Um, that's good to know for the future then.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I don't know. Other DMs like when players start asking you like distances, I don't f****** know, man. What do you
Tyram: We're in the
Ali Leonard: deck. I'm like How close you want to
Justin Hale: distractor and the
Tyram: theater of the f****** imagination. We are simplifying this
Justin Hale: ruler. Distance is important for all the dumb s*** I have to do because it all relies on me being a certain amount of of feet away from
Christopher Hooper: mean? I know.
Tyram: s***.
Justin Hale: people. Um,
Christopher Hooper: I know. How How close What do you need to
Ali Leonard: be?
Justin Hale: okay. So, for my action then I
Christopher Hooper: do?
Justin Hale: am going to
Christopher Hooper: Huh?
Justin Hale: uh are we like right up in the the other
Christopher Hooper: Don't f******
Justin Hale: caption are we
Christopher Hooper: ask me that. What are we right close
Ali Leonard: She's right close to
Justin Hale: like
Christopher Hooper: to the other
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: captain? You're You're now uh like 60 ft
Justin Hale: What the
Ali Leonard: me.
Justin Hale: what? I'm five feet from Elizabeth, 16 feet away from the
Christopher Hooper: away. Liliana. Yes, cuz Liliana drove away from the captain and then she shot a
Ali Leonard: You have Hey Brew, you know
Justin Hale: captain.
Christopher Hooper: fireball at
Ali Leonard: you have a plus one bonus to AC and saving
Justin Hale: Okay.
Ali Leonard: throws and resistance to all damage,
Justin Hale: Huh?
Ali Leonard: right? I ward I put warding bond on you
Tyram: Oh, so he didn't take 13 then.
Ali Leonard: like and when we
Luke Neverisky: Oh, there we
Tyram: He took like half of it,
Ali Leonard: started
Christopher Hooper: you. Oh
Justin Hale: What? So, I'm going to heal for six
Luke Neverisky: go.
Christopher Hooper: yeah, that would be pretty
Ali Leonard: And I'm going to
Christopher Hooper: cool. Nice. Brew,
Tyram: right?
Justin Hale: then. I was going to do color spray, but we're not going to do
Christopher Hooper: what what do you want to
Justin Hale: that now. Um, so
Christopher Hooper: do? Okay. Color spray
Justin Hale: then I don't want to color spray myself. Then I'll be blind. Why
Christopher Hooper: yourself. Okay. I think
Tyram: Look like a
Justin Hale: that?
Christopher Hooper: that'd be funny.
Ali Leonard: take
Justin Hale: Uh, you know, 60 feet and no one else is around the captain, then I'm I'm just gonna grenade launch
Tyram: bad
Justin Hale: the captain. Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Do
Justin Hale: I I will. I I
Luke Neverisky: Do you
Christopher Hooper: it. See what I
Luke Neverisky: want do
Christopher Hooper: care. Roll another stupid
Justin Hale: will I'll do it. Uh I mean it's
Christopher Hooper: to hit. That's like
Justin Hale: not low. Uh it's a
Christopher Hooper: 300.
Tyram: You still got
Justin Hale: 17. Is it really? Can
Luke Neverisky: it? Sure about
Christopher Hooper: That's a mess.
Tyram: the
Justin Hale: I genius my attack at all? Can I
Luke Neverisky: that?
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: juice? I think that applies to skills and saves
Justin Hale: flash a genius my
Christopher Hooper: What?
Tyram: only. Do you got the
Ali Leonard: You still have
Justin Hale: attack?
Tyram: juice? What if you use the
Ali Leonard: juice. When did you use
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Justin Hale: Do I? I used
Tyram: juice?
Justin Hale: it. Did I get it
Christopher Hooper: Nope. You used it
Justin Hale: again? I mean, if
Christopher Hooper: on your grenade. Is that what you're saying? When did you use it?
Tyram: I don't remember you using it earlier
Ali Leonard: it?
Justin Hale: I I used it earlier. I
Christopher Hooper: On your
Tyram: like
Justin Hale: thought like way way back like
Luke Neverisky: Oh,
Ali Leonard: You were given it on the
Luke Neverisky: yeah.
Justin Hale: before. Okay, I got a new juice. All right. Well, then I'm going to apply the
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: grenade. You got a new
Tyram: legitimately
Christopher Hooper: juice.
Justin Hale: juice and it's going to be um
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: six. So,
Christopher Hooper: One. Six for a total of 13.
Ali Leonard: boat.
Justin Hale: 23. Does that
Christopher Hooper: Okay, that
Tyram: 23.
Justin Hale: hit? Yeah, you're right. It
Christopher Hooper: that
Tyram: That s***
Justin Hale: hits.
Christopher Hooper: hits. Not
Justin Hale: Uh oh
Tyram: taste has actually been relatively cool today and I feel bad for
Justin Hale: no
Christopher Hooper: good.
Tyram: for living right
Justin Hale: toeer. It's an eight for a total of
Christopher Hooper: What? Oh, because of the plus 30. I was like, what's
Tyram: now. Wait,
Justin Hale: 40.
Luke Neverisky: plus
Christopher Hooper: the math? Oh, man.
Tyram: what?
Justin Hale: It's a D10
Luke Neverisky: two for
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, grenade launcher. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Glad I
Luke Neverisky: 100. The
Christopher Hooper: got Glad I got you that. Good job, Toe.
Luke Neverisky: captain has Doesn't m have immunity to grenade
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool.
Tyram: That would be an oddly specific immunity.
Justin Hale: plus.
Christopher Hooper: Um um yeah, you hit you hit her. Blazing of fire. Um very well
Justin Hale: Thank
Luke Neverisky: launchers.
Christopher Hooper: done. Uh explosion. Uh the the the smoke uh dissipates. You still she's still see her flying towards you full speed as
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: she can. Uh um you now see the other boat across the way. It begins to um have movement on it. Ellith, if you would like, you can
Ali Leonard: percept. I shall
Christopher Hooper: give me a perception
Justin Hale: receive
Luke Neverisky: for
Christopher Hooper: check.
Ali Leonard: percept just zero. So
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: 16. You see movement um
Ali Leonard: 16. Oh
Luke Neverisky: seven.
Christopher Hooper: specifically you see soldiers on that boat moving a
Ali Leonard: my god. How many cans these people
Christopher Hooper: cannon one
Ali Leonard: got? That's too
Justin Hale: They get at the Canon surplus
Ali Leonard: many. Maybe they got them on
Justin Hale: store or
Christopher Hooper: each. Yeah, dude.
Tyram: I could have just
Luke Neverisky: They had
Christopher Hooper: This play this this
Tyram: bought be so
Christopher Hooper: civilization this civilization
Ali Leonard: sale. I'm getting
Justin Hale: something.
Christopher Hooper: f****** loves war. So
Ali Leonard: that
Luke Neverisky: guns.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Um, okay. Very very very very cool. Uh, in nearly a blink of an eye, the
Tyram: mad.
Christopher Hooper: captain is on to Ellswith. Uh, and she's going to attack you
Ali Leonard: Hi. Classic. Probably not. It's not going to hit me
Christopher Hooper: and probably f****** miss a bunch of
Ali Leonard: this time. It does.
Christopher Hooper: times. Does 17
Ali Leonard: Yeah. I have
Justin Hale: No, it
Christopher Hooper: hit? 12 misses cuz
Ali Leonard: a very low AC.
Justin Hale: doesn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Christopher Hooper: I like dog
Tyram: Why you let me see? Can't you wear like good
Justin Hale: wait. Uh, I'm
Christopher Hooper: s***.
Ali Leonard: I thought I was, but I should probably look into
Justin Hale: gonna I'm giving
Christopher Hooper: What? What are you saying? Wait for Justin. Can I take my
Tyram: armor?
Justin Hale: her I'm giving her plus 4 AC with protective
Christopher Hooper: turn?
Ali Leonard: that. What? Why do you
Christopher Hooper: Okay. With protective
Ali Leonard: sound so disappointed?
Justin Hale: wings.
Christopher Hooper: wings. Is that a reaction
Justin Hale: Yeah. Yeah. Got gift of the metallic dragon on the last uh feet
Christopher Hooper: that you can take? Jesus Christ. Okay, cool. Um,
Justin Hale: thingy.
Christopher Hooper: okay.
Ali Leonard: To be
Justin Hale: I mean to be fair I did cordially invite you to suck it earlier.
Tyram: Originally
Christopher Hooper: And okay. All right.
Justin Hale: So Can't
Christopher Hooper: Um, okay. I mean, the dice are
Justin Hale: believe
Christopher Hooper: telling me telling me what's up. So, um, this
Ali Leonard: fair,
Christopher Hooper: captain is s******* the bed. They are bad at their job.
Tyram: though, stink at a high
Ali Leonard: literally. Ew.
Christopher Hooper: They they all right
Tyram: hell in that burning armor.
Ali Leonard: Stinky. So
Christopher Hooper: yours. I think what you
Justin Hale: it.
Christopher Hooper: see in this captain right now is someone who
Ali Leonard: stinky. Too
Christopher Hooper: was who was promoted too quickly
Tyram: Neo,
Christopher Hooper: and their armor is like is like way it it's like someone who has a joystick and their sensitivity is too high and they're just like all over the place like
Ali Leonard: quickly.
Christopher Hooper: just like you know all just like
Tyram: baby.
Christopher Hooper: swinging like with way too much strength and speed and they cannot hit you worse. with a s***. The the one um they did register uh something that would hit and then they hit some f****** metallic wings apparently.
Tyram: I'm sorry. We have the power of friendship to thwart your evil
Christopher Hooper: Um
Tyram: intentions.
Christopher Hooper: and I just want to hurt you a little bit.
Tyram: You know, I think I think just deep down you respect women too much to actually hit
Christopher Hooper: Um I know. I think it's true.
Tyram: Ally.
Christopher Hooper: I got I got baited into it, too, when she
Ali Leonard: No.
Justin Hale: I said chivalries, you
Christopher Hooper: heated my metal. Um, all
Tyram: Did Elizabeth ever get a
Christopher Hooper: right, man. Silus, you're
Justin Hale: know.
Christopher Hooper: up. I don't
Ali Leonard: No, it's okay.
Christopher Hooper: want her to go. Okay, Elizabeth, go
Ali Leonard: Okay. Well, I'm going to first um heat your metal. I don't think you
Christopher Hooper: ahead.
Tyram: turn?
Ali Leonard: even roll for it again. I think it just happens,
Christopher Hooper: just
Tyram: I think that you're just automatically going to do that at the
Ali Leonard: right?
Justin Hale: Once it's happened, it
Tyram: end of your turn. I don't think it's even
Ali Leonard: As long as it's like my bonus
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: a bonus
Ali Leonard: action if a
Christopher Hooper: happens. It's not It's just an effect that happens on your
Tyram: action. It doesn't take any of your action economy to use
Ali Leonard: creature but it said okay. So okay.
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Ali Leonard: So then why does it say until the
Tyram: it.
Ali Leonard: spell ends, you can take a bonus action on each of your later turns to deal this
Tyram: Oh, then I was mistaken.
Ali Leonard: damage again if the object is within
Tyram: Maybe they updated in the new rules. I don't
Ali Leonard: range. I would love to not have to spend a bonus action, but if I
Tyram: know. I mean, it's a great use action. Just like free
Ali Leonard: must, I'll do it
Christopher Hooper: Okay, I missed three
Ali Leonard: again.
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: damage.
Ali Leonard: And then
Christopher Hooper: Okay, I rolled it. It
Ali Leonard: proud of you. And
Christopher Hooper: applied. Thank
Ali Leonard: then I'm going to I'm just going to kind of shoot her with my gun cuz I haven't done that
Christopher Hooper: you.
Ali Leonard: yet. And I feel like she kind of deserves
Justin Hale: Mhm. little
Christopher Hooper: Okay, go ahead.
Ali Leonard: that cuz she's coming all up on me. So I'm going to come come all up on her
Christopher Hooper: Why?
Ali Leonard: but like not come I'm just going to shoot again.
Tyram: All of us assumed you meant
Ali Leonard: Um, does 20
Justin Hale: bit. That's a lot
Tyram: shoot.
Ali Leonard: hit? And
Christopher Hooper: Okay. 20
Ali Leonard: then, um, this might be a stretch, but does 27
Justin Hale: of
Tyram: Okay, Ally, you're just
Christopher Hooper: hits. 27
Tyram: being
Ali Leonard: hit? Sorry, I got this whole time.
Christopher Hooper: hits.
Ali Leonard: I got to do it once. Okay. So, now I'm just not
Tyram: mean.
Ali Leonard: math.
Tyram: got them lightning
Justin Hale: Yep.
Tyram: damage to die to add and
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: What?
Ali Leonard: 37 damage. Yeah.
Tyram: everything.
Christopher Hooper: total. Okay. Um they look terrible. Uh they um they look like um you now see someone who
Ali Leonard: Yeah, they should have
Christopher Hooper: realizes just how out of their depth they are
Ali Leonard: said
Christopher Hooper: and and the and the fright in their eyes. They thought they were invincible in this armor and now they are coming to grips with their own mortality. Um,
Ali Leonard: training.
Christopher Hooper: Silus, you see that um it looks like uh your friend has cut down one of his colleagues um um but is grievely wounded um but is still
Tyram: Is uh the cannon
Christopher Hooper: in a fit of rage.
Tyram: still pointed at the ship itself?
Christopher Hooper: It
Tyram: Can I use like telekinesis to pull the trigger on it? All right. I would like to do
Ali Leonard: Do it. Do
Christopher Hooper: is. You
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: can Okay. You see it? It's one of those World War II cannons that like um blasts and on like on a aircraft carrier or
Tyram: that.
Christopher Hooper: battleship and like has the recoil um and shoots into its own command center
Luke Neverisky: Oops.
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Christopher Hooper: and like almost like a Gatlin gun pierces straight through a a um a hole probably 10x 10 ft uh in diameter um through the whole ship. Um and uh the uh explosion as it hits the command center uh rocks it immediately start the command center starts falling over the uh the ship begins to to to capsize uh and tilt backwards as uh the back of the ship pulls in water. Um the uh the workers are
Tyram: That's
Christopher Hooper: all heading to lifeboats. um
Tyram: fine.
Christopher Hooper: the uh the enemy knight and the his remaining friend um who's unconscious actually
Justin Hale: That's
Christopher Hooper: um uh they are um your uh charmed friend stands over him uh and drives his sword straight into his head
Justin Hale: something
Christopher Hooper: and then um begins to look at you. Um now now
Tyram: Okay. So, like
Christopher Hooper: is your the rest of your
Tyram: as I was like pulling the trigger, I'm going to say this house is like, you know, like spike at the end of Cowboy Bebop. But then I'll look around and see
Christopher Hooper: turn. Uhhuh.
Tyram: how far away I am from everyone
Ali Leonard: f***.
Tyram: else. I did not think about this part of the
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: planet. Um, okay. And I'll just I'll I'm getting away from this a****** and I'm trying to get back to my friends
Ali Leonard: Slim down to
Tyram: now. Um, honestly, maybe. I mean, it seems like it's as good a choice as any at this point.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, you have the the pocket
Tyram: Um,
Ali Leonard: Luna. You have the pee hole, don't
Christopher Hooper: village portal or the portable
Tyram: I I don't know who has it. Um, I
Ali Leonard: you?
Christopher Hooper: hole.
Tyram: probably have the pee hole. Yeah, but I don't think I have the pocket village.
Christopher Hooper: in the P is a violence,
Tyram: Yes. Oh, you know that is a good point. Okay. So, how close am I
Christopher Hooper: right? Okay,
Tyram: to the edge of the
Christopher Hooper: cool.
Tyram: trench? Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Probably like 50
Tyram: Um, I'm going to try to teleport as close to there as I
Christopher Hooper: ft. Um, so your
Tyram: can. It's a cloak.
Christopher Hooper: cape, is it a cape
Tyram: Yeah. Spider climb thing.
Christopher Hooper: that a cloak? Okay.
Tyram: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um, so it's
Tyram: Oh, is the rest of that chain still going from where it was connected to the boat down to
Christopher Hooper: a it it is falling slowly. It's probably like half the way already
Tyram: Luna? Can
Christopher Hooper: fallen at this
Tyram: I Can I try to throw myself in teleport to connect
Christopher Hooper: point.
Tyram: myself to that chain? Just kind of ride that down to the bottom.
Christopher Hooper: Um, I uh you would you you could probably catch it catch up to it by the start of your next turn to be on floor level and then that'll put you probably like 60 ft from the
Tyram: Okay. Okay. I would like to be
Christopher Hooper: the ritual circle.
Tyram: moving in that direction then. All
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Uh that'll probably take
Tyram: right.
Christopher Hooper: a little bit of a um we'll say uh
Tyram: Okay. Do you want me to do that
Christopher Hooper: an acrobatics check
Tyram: right
Christopher Hooper: that. Yeah, go ahead and do that and that will see if we need another check on the beginning of your next
Tyram: now? All right. Um
Christopher Hooper: turn. Oh, very nice. Cool. you
Tyram: 28
Christopher Hooper: um like uh you um basically dive out um you're able to like run off the like peak of the boat out and you um arc your way over the edge of the water and then like weave your way in and out of the water to do basically like uh a safe velocity as you rapidly catch up to this
Tyram: All
Christopher Hooper: bulking chain. game that's being uh that's dragging on the water as it falls. Um, and you're able to to catch it and land it as it drifts downward. And at the beginning of your next turn, you'll be at floor level and ready to
Tyram: right, I'm doing
Christopher Hooper: go. Um,
Tyram: a whole thing over here. Good luck with the other
Christopher Hooper: yeah, speaking with the other thing, Liliana, you're
Tyram: vote.
Luke Neverisky: Um, all
Christopher Hooper: up.
Luke Neverisky: right. Female commander still on the boat. I'm looking
Tyram: This feels cool as hell right now. I will
Luke Neverisky: taggered.
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: Um uh see well I'll
Tyram: say
Luke Neverisky: keep I'll use my movement to keep driving about as a given. Um, be
Christopher Hooper: right.
Luke Neverisky: looking at thing. I think I'm going to frostbite. Okay, cool. I'm gonna just kind of turn over my shoulder and if I can see the captain, cast frostbite uh at them.
Christopher Hooper: Uh, okay. Gotcha. Um, and and what's
Luke Neverisky: Oh yeah. Con
Christopher Hooper: the do I roll something for
Luke Neverisky: 17.
Christopher Hooper: that con 17? Huh? Uh they
Ali Leonard: Crazy sensation she's got then cuz heat metal and then
Tyram: probably like
Ali Leonard: frostbite. A lot of
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: fail. So
Tyram: sublimates inside her armor,
Christopher Hooper: uh I will say um likely your next turn you won't be able to apply the heat metal
Ali Leonard: burning. That's fine.
Luke Neverisky: Oh, I haven't think about that. That's good.
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: right?
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Um um and she will have uh probably she'll have resistance um to the damage applied
Luke Neverisky: Well, what's seals? Um, he takes 2 to six damage, but he'll have disadvantage over our next attack roll. So, there is
Christopher Hooper: here.
Ali Leonard: She tries to hit me in the
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: The captain's still
Luke Neverisky: that.
Ali Leonard: face. Dude, I've hit her for so much and we're still doing this
Justin Hale: up.
Luke Neverisky: I hoping that was going to
Ali Leonard: dance.
Luke Neverisky: be um, how many viewers do I have? on mobile. You
Christopher Hooper: You
Luke Neverisky: suck. Um, Elsa, do you still have the
Ali Leonard: ISL juice.
Luke Neverisky: juice? Okay, I will not give you
Christopher Hooper: suck. What was the
Luke Neverisky: juice. Uh, two. Uh, I
Christopher Hooper: damage to the captain?
Luke Neverisky: can roll it. H, sorry. Hang on one sec.
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Luke Neverisky: It was six plus five, so 11 in
Christopher Hooper: two.
Ali Leonard: Smok
Luke Neverisky: total. And then they have
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh. Uh, but that's okay.
Luke Neverisky: Yeah. And then uh that's it for my turn. Frostbite move. Uh and no bonus action. Well, yeah, no bonus
Christopher Hooper: Um uh you see
Luke Neverisky: action.
Christopher Hooper: that uh the the frostbite hits her well in the face. Um it
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: begins to like prick at her uh like instantly like like uh deadening her skin. Um, but it begins to like uh burn off very quickly from her hot armor. Um, all right. The hilariously enough, Silus, uh, you are now in range of the knights who have been trying to catch up to this boat up on foot. Um, so they're going to
Tyram: f***
Christopher Hooper: start shooting at you. Um, there are four of them and uh and I truly am rolling worse than I ever
Tyram: that. Perfect.
Christopher Hooper: have in my life. Okay. Uh, nope. So, they each have two
Justin Hale: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: attacks and um the highest I have rolled with their modifier plus four is
Tyram: I
Christopher Hooper: 10. Oh, 11 now. One, two,
Tyram: am I am
Luke Neverisky: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: three. Hey, does a 17
Tyram: sorry a 17 does not
Christopher Hooper: hit?
Tyram: Hit
Ali Leonard: If it was me, it would
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: My god.
Tyram: his
Christopher Hooper: 42. Yeah, f****** hit
Tyram: activate. No way. No, that wouldn't work. Never
Christopher Hooper: you. Eat
Ali Leonard: have
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Christopher Hooper: s***. Eat s***. Six damage. You piece of s***.
Tyram: mind.
Ali Leonard: He has too much
Tyram: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. You dead, boy. You dead. 19. Oh, I'm on a streak now.
Luke Neverisky: 50. My
Christopher Hooper: You better watch out, you
Tyram: house.
Ali Leonard: power.
Justin Hale: Guys, we've
Luke Neverisky: god.
Christopher Hooper: m************. Does a 19
Tyram: Um, I can't use defensive duelist against ranged attacks. So,
Justin Hale: broken
Tyram: no, it does hit.
Christopher Hooper: hit? All right. So, what you mean? Yes, it does
Tyram: Yeah, I can't boost my AC against range attacks.
Christopher Hooper: it. All right.
Tyram: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: Okay, here we
Christopher Hooper: Another seven piercing damage. All right. We got one more. One more. Oh my god.
Luke Neverisky: go.
Christopher Hooper: 23 hits. I'm going to f****** kill you with each another five piercing damage. You mine, Silus. You f******
Tyram: I'm I'm getting a little concerned
Ali Leonard: Yeah, me
Justin Hale: I think we really
Luke Neverisky: Three hours of addressing.
Ali Leonard: too.
Justin Hale: have
Christopher Hooper: mind. Oh my god. I have I have not rolled above a a
Tyram: here.
Christopher Hooper: 10 all night and then I just rolled like lights out 18 15 19 and uh what uh
Justin Hale: Does anyone number? Maybe we need
Christopher Hooper: anyway yeah finally hitting
Justin Hale: to call her and tell her to reboot
Christopher Hooper: great um all right uh let's see Liliana um Brew is
Justin Hale: to. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions again. How close are we to
Christopher Hooper: Okay. 500 ft,
Justin Hale: Okay. Okay,
Christopher Hooper: 2 feet, 1 ft,
Justin Hale: perfect. We're
Christopher Hooper: 90°,
Tyram: David Edinburgh turned 100
Justin Hale: good. What? I don't need
Tyram: today. Good for
Christopher Hooper: noon. Nice. 100
Justin Hale: time.
Luke Neverisky: That's
Christopher Hooper: years.
Tyram: him.
Justin Hale: Okay, so I've got four grenades left. Think I'm going to hit the captain one more time. Should
Christopher Hooper: Okay. You
Justin Hale: I? Let's go. Let's go
Luke Neverisky: a
Christopher Hooper: sure? She's right next to
Tyram: Oh, and that could
Justin Hale: first. Let's force ballistic cannon
Christopher Hooper: Elizabeth.
Tyram: push her away from Elizabeth
Justin Hale: first. 23 to
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Justin Hale: hit.
Christopher Hooper: There it
Justin Hale: Okay. Uh that's
Tyram: conceivably.
Justin Hale: 3D8 16. Uh is that 18?
Christopher Hooper: is.
Justin Hale: Um Oh, no. No. It's just it's just 16. Okay. So that's 16 uh force damage and that's going to push her 5t away from
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um,
Justin Hale: 10.
Christopher Hooper: so, um, you needed to do 13 damage to kill
Ali Leonard: Bye.
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: her. How do you want to do
Ali Leonard: Does she just
Justin Hale: Oh man. Uh, I'm
Tyram: That
Justin Hale: going to say she's so charred that the force ballista goes through an opening in her head and it just like her head,
Christopher Hooper: this?
Justin Hale: her skull just crumbles inside of her
Christopher Hooper: Um, and
Ali Leonard: explode?
Christopher Hooper: frozen on her face is that last moment
Tyram: was
Christopher Hooper: where she regrets ever going to the captain's
Tyram: If you're trying to make us feel bad for her,
Justin Hale: helmet.
Christopher Hooper: academy. Um, and
Tyram: it's not going to
Christopher Hooper: she's I'm just I'm just resolving um her complete ineptitude uh as she blasts um hole and
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: skull straight into the ocean uh and sinks
Tyram: work.
Christopher Hooper: rapidly in her burning. You hear that as her burning armor sizzles in the ocean
Ali Leonard: Oh, dang it. I wanted that. I wanted Scarlet to look. Damn
Tyram: We got to Yeah, I got
Ali Leonard: it. Oh, well.
Christopher Hooper: water. Um, Ella, it's your
Tyram: to take what we can get
Ali Leonard: I want to figure out how we can
Tyram: here.
Ali Leonard: counteract those crystals or disable them or
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Ali Leonard: something. Um, okay, cool. How far away are we from? Hey, how far are we from the other
Christopher Hooper: Um you are roughly
Ali Leonard: ship?
Christopher Hooper: a um you're roughly a swimming pool um you're like two Olympic slim swimming
Ali Leonard: Okay, thank you. So about 100
Justin Hale: Olympics important community
Christopher Hooper: pools away.
Ali Leonard: ft.
Christopher Hooper: Oh, sorry.
Ali Leonard: So
Christopher Hooper: Uh, you're nine Olympic swimming pools
Ali Leonard: 900 ft. Not 450
Justin Hale: smaller.
Ali Leonard: ft. Don't make me do math. It's
Christopher Hooper: away. Aren't they Aren't they each
Ali Leonard: 11. I thought they were each 50
Christopher Hooper: 100 ft? Oh, okay.
Ali Leonard: feet. God damn
Christopher Hooper: You're 18 swimming pools
Ali Leonard: it. Okay, so I don't really have much
Christopher Hooper: away.
Ali Leonard: um when we're that far away. Can I And this did happen last time if you'll remember. Can I make the
Christopher Hooper: Oh, they're 50 m.
Ali Leonard: boat? I'm going to kill
Christopher Hooper: So, 164
Tyram: Okay.
Ali Leonard: myself.
Christopher Hooper: ft.
Ali Leonard: I
Justin Hale: as an action or a bonus
Christopher Hooper: Okay. So, they're
Ali Leonard: just Can you shoot the grenade at
Christopher Hooper: about five and a half Olympic swimming pools away.
Tyram: One
Ali Leonard: me? So, I
Christopher Hooper: Give or
Ali Leonard: still don't think I can do
Justin Hale: action. all of DND beyond into Olympic
Ali Leonard: anything. No matter what kind of size pool
Justin Hale: sized swimming pool
Ali Leonard: it is, if it's multiples, I don't think I can do anything. Um, but can I make the boat bigger
Christopher Hooper: take.
Tyram: more.
Ali Leonard: to make it go faster? I think it worked last time,
Christopher Hooper: Mhm. No, you can make
Ali Leonard: but Oh, yeah. I just don't want to like f******
Justin Hale: distances.
Christopher Hooper: the engine bigger.
Ali Leonard: their boat. You know what I
Justin Hale: I
Christopher Hooper: I'm sure I
Tyram: So
Ali Leonard: mean? What if it's What
Christopher Hooper: won't
Ali Leonard: if it's bad? It's not It's a like a If I Okay, I'll go down to the
Christopher Hooper: care.
Ali Leonard: engine and I look at it. If I make it
Christopher Hooper: Mhm.
Ali Leonard: bigger, will it hurt the
Justin Hale: don't
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Give me an
Ali Leonard: boat? Thank you.
Christopher Hooper: arcana check. Um, you have advantage because
Tyram: now
Ali Leonard: He's literally just like twiddling his thumbs
Christopher Hooper: Boxbox, that is his whole job, is been minding this boat.
Ali Leonard: and then he's
Christopher Hooper: He's literally just been sitting there looking at it the whole
Ali Leonard: like, I've been staring at this engine this whole
Christopher Hooper: time. You
Ali Leonard: time. Let's see. Arcana.
Tyram: That
Ali Leonard: Arcana
Christopher Hooper: go 22. That's great. Um, you think you can enlarge uh just the right just the right set? um to make this a
Tyram: was
Ali Leonard: 22.
Christopher Hooper: big old engine for the same size
Ali Leonard: Perfect. Without like sinking the boat or in the same spot. Perfect. I'll do
Christopher Hooper: boat. Yeah.
Tyram: almost
Ali Leonard: that. I'll enlarge
Christopher Hooper: Without negative consequences. Um
Ali Leonard: it. And I'll also tell Liliana I'm making it go
Christopher Hooper: cool. Um
Ali Leonard: fast. She's not
Christopher Hooper: boxbox. Yeah. Okay.
Ali Leonard: surprised. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Fantastic. That'll get you through these swimming pools a lot faster.
Ali Leonard: Did a lot of sills. At one point it was
Christopher Hooper: Um. Uh.
Ali Leonard: 18 maybe. I don't
Christopher Hooper: Okay. I think you did quite a lot that
Ali Leonard: know. I'm done either
Christopher Hooper: turn. Um,
Ali Leonard: way.
Christopher Hooper: okay. Um, Liliana, you see uh the corpse of the captain drift further into the water. Um, you get the word and you feel immediately registering to you a massive jolt forward as the engine um doubles in size. Uh, what are you doing? Oh, I guess uh it's Silus first, right?
Tyram: Okay. So,
Christopher Hooper: Actually, okay, go ahead, Silus.
Tyram: um, how close are all the goons to
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: Um, they are roughly a
Tyram: me? Please give me
Christopher Hooper: like football field away. Uh, a little bit
Tyram: feed. Please just give me
Christopher Hooper: closer. Huh.
Tyram: feed. So, that they're 300 feet away from me. They got long ass uh f****** guns then.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Oh s***. No. I was thinking uh they're like 90 ft
Tyram: Okay, that is a good point. Where are our gentleman shark bros like there to
Christopher Hooper: away. Uh give me a perception
Tyram: help? Uh
Christopher Hooper: check. Okay. uh DC
Tyram: 16
Christopher Hooper: there uh because uh you have the means um is
Tyram: Okay.
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Christopher Hooper: 20 of
Ali Leonard: And I need to say
Christopher Hooper: course um at first at first you you don't see anything
Tyram: 21.
Christopher Hooper: you just see the soldiers but you peer further in and there it
Ali Leonard: no.
Christopher Hooper: is. You see a full gentleman gentlemanly contingent of shadowy sharklike silhouettes rapidly approaching the blood soaked waters in the periphery. The sharks are
Tyram: Okay, I'm gonna leave the sharks to uh deal
Christopher Hooper: coming.
Tyram: with um my
Ali Leonard: What are you
Tyram: asalants and I'm going to try to get to the ritual
Ali Leonard: doing?
Christopher Hooper: Okay,
Tyram: site. He said I think he said like
Christopher Hooper: cool. Yeah. So, how far did we say last time?
Tyram: 60 ft maybe.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yes. Right. Right. Right. It's pretty
Tyram: Okay. Okay. So, I'll uh I'll move and then I'll bonus action dash. That gets me the 60 foot uh
Christopher Hooper: close.
Tyram: movement. And um while when I get there, I'm going to
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Cool.
Tyram: unfurl the pee hole. And uh can I like just dump violence onto the ritual
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, why don't you either give me an arcana or a um an
Tyram: site athletics? Okay, I can do
Ali Leonard: Can you talk to her on this
Christopher Hooper: athletics check.
Ali Leonard: ending stone? I don't know if that would even
Tyram: that. Can I do that as I'm moving or
Ali Leonard: help.
Christopher Hooper: Um that would go uh that would go
Tyram: not?
Christopher Hooper: into your role. Um so go ahead and give me the
Tyram: Okay. Uh 13. Do I need to boost
Christopher Hooper: athletics. Um yeah.
Tyram: it? All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Tyram: right. Uh 21
Luke Neverisky: What's
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Um, you pour it out and just start stomping on and start stomping on the violescence like into the ritual site into her
Luke Neverisky: wrong?
Christopher Hooper: like uh like chest cavity and that is like smashing it into and you begin to see that it begins to flow into like the bones and are radiating uh further. Um,
Tyram: I'm going to yell at her
Christopher Hooper: and the ground beneath you starts to
Tyram: as I'm like trying to stuff the viollesence in like wakey wakey. Violescence and
Ali Leonard: That's
Tyram: bakey. Man, we are f******
Ali Leonard: creepy.
Justin Hale: Hold
Christopher Hooper: move.
Tyram: Frankensteining a dead god. We are past the point of being creepy at this
Ali Leonard: That was very Here's
Justin Hale: that.
Christopher Hooper: Um, all right. Fantastic. Uh, all right.
Tyram: point.
Christopher Hooper: Now, um, uh, Liliana, your
Ali Leonard: Johnny.
Christopher Hooper: turn.
Luke Neverisky: Uh, can I uh can I use my action to dash this boat? It doesn't kind of work like it's on foot, but mechanically, can I do that as an action?
Christopher Hooper: And that doesn't quite work. But as you drive forward, you notice um your speed has tripled. Um Um So we'll we'll give you a nice round number. Uh you're moving at about 300 ft um a turn
Luke Neverisky: Oh, perfect. And uh I'll move whatever 250 ft or something like that closer to the next uh the
Christopher Hooper: now. Okay, cool.
Luke Neverisky: next.
Christopher Hooper: Anything else you're going to
Luke Neverisky: Um captain's dead. Can't help anything else far away. No, that's it.
Christopher Hooper: do?
Luke Neverisky: I think I'm just I'm transporting
Christopher Hooper: All
Luke Neverisky: us.
Christopher Hooper: right. Um, let's see. And at this point, you start seeing the um it's it's odd the uh you look over as you're driving, you begin to see flesh start to appear on the skeletal form of Luna. and she and you begin to see um the fingers and toes wiggle and uh the beginnings of eyes and eyelids appear over over the eye sockets uh almost blinking. Um all right uh we are going to go to
Justin Hale: Can I blast the portal
Christopher Hooper: brew. What's the range on it?
Justin Hale: yet?
Christopher Hooper: 400. What's the range on it? It the range is 400 max, but um
Justin Hale: What?
Christopher Hooper: what 100 save or something like
Justin Hale: Oh yeah.
Christopher Hooper: that. So you could you could at disadvantage um if you
Justin Hale: 14. I mean, what have we got to lose?
Christopher Hooper: wanted to try that. Are you doing grenade or
Justin Hale: Right. Violescence. Right. This one's not connected to our uh pocket village, is
Ali Leonard: Not
Christopher Hooper: violesence? Um I don't even I don't even know if you
Justin Hale: it? The
Christopher Hooper: see that it's active. You want to give
Justin Hale: portal.
Christopher Hooper: me You want to give me a perception
Tyram: Let's
Justin Hale: Yeah. Uh
Ali Leonard: yet. Those
Justin Hale: 25.
Christopher Hooper: check 25.
Ali Leonard: gobblet eyes.
Justin Hale: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: It doesn't look like this portal is even active yet. Um it looks like y'all have disrupted um the activity. They haven't gotten this one up yet. Um
Tyram: see.
Christopher Hooper: it's it's still a dead portal. It's just um raw iron waiting to
Justin Hale: Oh, okay. Um, then I'm going to try and shoot that with a grenade launcher. So, it definitely can activate.
Christopher Hooper: activate. Okay, cool. Go for it. With disadvantage. Yeah. So, you'll probably only
Justin Hale: Uh,
Christopher Hooper: roll like a 25 or
Justin Hale: that's a
Christopher Hooper: something. Hey, you missed. f***
Justin Hale: 12. The other rolling
Christopher Hooper: you. Gotcha,
Justin Hale: 20
Christopher Hooper: b****.
Justin Hale: sucks.
Christopher Hooper: Um, you miss the portal and instead blow up something consequential to other people but not to you. Um, there's just like uh a worker who's like on his smoke break and you just blow his ass up. Um, and a big piece of the ship of the barge.
Tyram: But but like an evil worker,
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh,
Tyram: right? You had like swastika
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Yeah, for
Tyram: tattoos on or something. I don't know.
Christopher Hooper: sure. He he had a Charlie
Justin Hale: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: Chaplan mustache.
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Um, uh, the, um, yes, I think that's right. Um, at this point, uh, the cannon on their
Tyram: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: boat fires on
Justin Hale: me or
Christopher Hooper: you. So, I can get some dice. Here's some
Tyram: Wow.
Christopher Hooper: dice. Both. Uh, and it hits
Justin Hale: us?
Christopher Hooper: four. Wow. Um, okay. Uh, everyone on the boat, give me a dexterity saving
Tyram: I was about to roll, but I'm I'm not on the
Christopher Hooper: throw. Get in on
Justin Hale: thing that Elizabeth gave me. Is that still
Christopher Hooper: the boat. Lucky
Ali Leonard: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: guy. Oh, yeah. Nice.
Ali Leonard: World
Justin Hale: happening?
Christopher Hooper: 16. Okay.
Tyram: boat.
Justin Hale: So, I got
Christopher Hooper: 15 to
Justin Hale: a 21 to pass. What does that do? Do I take no damage with the
Tyram: You would take half of
Justin Hale: thing you gave
Christopher Hooper: pass. Oh, you have resistance. Yeah, you took no
Tyram: half.
Ali Leonard: 16.
Justin Hale: me?
Christopher Hooper: damage. Oh, really? Okay. So you
Justin Hale: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: take half of 15, round down which is uh you know whatever seven half of that is
Tyram: Yeah.
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Christopher Hooper: three. So you take three fire damage. Uh Liliana, what about you? She's dead. We killed her. Liliana drives the pole. I'm going to roll. No godamn saving throws. What about you, Ellie? What did you end up with?
Ali Leonard: 16.
Christopher Hooper: 16. Okay, so you just take the half of the 15 uh for seven damage. All
Ali Leonard: Yay.
Christopher Hooper: right. Um so after brew is um
Ali Leonard: is a
Christopher Hooper: is uh is
Ali Leonard: me. But I don't think I'm still close enough to do
Christopher Hooper: you
Ali Leonard: anything. Sorry about
Christopher Hooper: I mean, you can
Ali Leonard: it. Oh, wait. You hit the
Christopher Hooper: always do other
Tyram: Wow. Down.
Ali Leonard: boat. So, the boat has
Christopher Hooper: things.
Ali Leonard: damage. Okay. Hey, I heal both and so does
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Yep. Okay, cool. Give me an check with
Tyram: That's
Ali Leonard: Boxbox. Box does
Justin Hale: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: advantage.
Ali Leonard: have
Christopher Hooper: Oh, that's
Ali Leonard: repair. That's one of his dios cuz you know
Christopher Hooper: cool. Very
Ali Leonard: cars and repairs. I thought that was
Christopher Hooper: good.
Ali Leonard: apppropo.
Christopher Hooper: Okay. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Um, maybe you're
Tyram: not
Christopher Hooper: assisting Boxbox then. Okay. Well, anyway, uh, same role, but I'll take that into account.
Ali Leonard: probably you said
Christopher Hooper: Does uh does Boxbox have uh Yeah. Does uh Boxbox have a
Ali Leonard: arcana. Yeah. So,
Christopher Hooper: specific like action for repair or is it just a skill that
Ali Leonard: well, yeah. So, it's that would be his
Christopher Hooper: they have? Oh, restore
Ali Leonard: action. Yeah. tip points to itself or one contract
Christopher Hooper: 2d8 + 4. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Do it. Yeah, yeah,
Ali Leonard: object. Yeah. So, does that just work? I mean, I can roll
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Just to do that then.
Ali Leonard: Arcana.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it just works. Yeah, just works. No better time to use it than now.
Ali Leonard: Great.
Christopher Hooper: 16. You uh you box is right on that damage. Um completely recovers him.
Ali Leonard: 16.
Christopher Hooper: Uh um we'll say uh like lightning like spews from his fingers and intertwines um like little tendrils into the wound of the ship and it just uh like stitches up.
Ali Leonard: It
Christopher Hooper: Um cool. Uh
Ali Leonard: worked. The thing I planned for years
Christopher Hooper: the knights are
Ali Leonard: ago. A year ago. Year and a half ago. Suck
Christopher Hooper: gonna Yeah.
Ali Leonard: it.
Luke Neverisky: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: Did it did the thing? Um, a bunch of knights are going to try to shoot Silus.
Ali Leonard: How dare
Justin Hale: We're
Christopher Hooper: Miss
Tyram: That's
Ali Leonard: Okay.
Christopher Hooper: hit
Justin Hale: here.
Christopher Hooper: Miss Four. All right. Two more.
Tyram: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Oh
Christopher Hooper: Hit. Hit. Four
Ali Leonard: my god. Silus, start bobbing and
Christopher Hooper: hits. Oh, it's coming on. Oh, hell
Tyram: I'm
Justin Hale: Serpentine, man.
Christopher Hooper: yeah. Nine
Tyram: stuffing crystals into a god skeleton. I can't bob and weed right
Ali Leonard: weaving.
Justin Hale: Serpentine. Serpentine
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: now. Total of
Justin Hale: stuff.
Christopher Hooper: Five damage. Four
Tyram: 14. Total of
Christopher Hooper: damage. seven
Tyram: 18 total of
Justin Hale: At this
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Tyram: 25. I am
Justin Hale: rate, we're going to have stuff and violist and send to
Christopher Hooper: So, you have
Tyram: bloodied
Christopher Hooper: these you have uh these knights and
Ali Leonard: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: they're just like raising their rifles and going firing into you as you're like slamming them down with your your the
Tyram: now.
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: violins with your foot. Um
Tyram: I know there's
Christopher Hooper: uh at this point um
Tyram: countless examples of somebody being like shot over and over again, but I can't think of a single one right now to say
Christopher Hooper: the um at this point you see um something a bit odd. You see one of
Tyram: that
Christopher Hooper: the arms sweep into the ocean and pull a huge wave of water that has about 20 sharks in some of the best
Ali Leonard: Absolutely.
Christopher Hooper: finery you could imagine. Tuxedos, top hats, canes, um overflowing these knights and beginning to um ravitously consume them. um tearing them
Tyram: like a really dignified way,
Christopher Hooper: apart piece by piece.
Tyram: right?
Ali Leonard: They saying do bibly a
Christopher Hooper: Uh oh yes. Um they take it in turns. Uh usually they spear them to the ocean floor first with their canes and then they they take um modest but um polite bites of it in
Ali Leonard: lot.
Christopher Hooper: turns. Uh uh and they just start going uh cow cal cowzone
Tyram: Good show. Old
Christopher Hooper: crazy on these m************. Um
Justin Hale: Oops.
Christopher Hooper: the
Tyram: sports off my
Christopher Hooper: curio um you
Tyram: hat.
Christopher Hooper: you see another arm now. um creates a um it it kind of creates a a barrier around you, Silus, and you now have full cover. Um you are seeing the skeleton around you begin to flesh up. Um you are being like risen up um on the flesh as it as it um comes in and folds over the bones. Uh, it doesn't seem like
Tyram: I'm I'm grateful but a little
Christopher Hooper: you're going to get trapped in
Tyram: creeped out at the same
Christopher Hooper: there. That's roughly what I was
Tyram: time.
Christopher Hooper: going for. Um, all right, Liliana, you're
Luke Neverisky: Guess if I can grab the boat.
Christopher Hooper: up. Okay. Uh this turn you'll be in range. Um if you want to do anything uh like within 30
Luke Neverisky: I don't think
Christopher Hooper: ft. Okay.
Luke Neverisky: so. Um, drawing a blank. I don't think
Christopher Hooper: Nothing. Don't want to shoot
Luke Neverisky: so. If I had an elder blast, I would, but left that behind. All
Christopher Hooper: him. Frostbite. Message. Minor illusion. Presentitation. Command. Cloud of
Luke Neverisky: right. All right. You convince
Christopher Hooper: daggers. Levitate.
Luke Neverisky: me take a cross by conservation
Christopher Hooper: Suggestion. Uh, cool. Who are you doing?
Luke Neverisky: suit. Uh,
Ali Leonard: Gun guy. Gun
Luke Neverisky: what am I doing? Guy gone
Christopher Hooper: doing. Okay, Ross by gun
Luke Neverisky: guy. Con save
Christopher Hooper: guy. All right. Well, I'm not even worried cuz I'm definitely going to make
Ali Leonard: guy.
Luke Neverisky: 17. Uhhuh.
Christopher Hooper: it. Oh, what was it, DC?
Luke Neverisky: 17.
Christopher Hooper: I made it 19.
Tyram: See?
Luke Neverisky: What? Reg. All
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. I wish. Okay. Uh any
Luke Neverisky: right. It just not doesn't
Christopher Hooper: failed any failed damage or anything or is it just not
Luke Neverisky: work.
Christopher Hooper: work? Okay, cool. And no bonus section
Justin Hale: rigged.
Luke Neverisky: Um, how we doing on two levels,
Ali Leonard: Go.
Luke Neverisky: Bren?
Christopher Hooper: stuff. What's
Tyram: I still
Luke Neverisky: I said, "How are we doing on juice levels?" Who needs
Tyram: got juice.
Justin Hale: I'm
Luke Neverisky: juice? All right, Brew gets the
Tyram: I
Luke Neverisky: juice. All right, now I'm
Christopher Hooper: that? All
Justin Hale: out.
Christopher Hooper: right. All right. All right. All right. Um, okay. Um, the ship is um now going to sense a a volley of
Tyram: thought this
Luke Neverisky: done.
Christopher Hooper: shots um at uh we'll say Brew. No, actually we'll say Elizabeth because I've
Justin Hale: rude.
Christopher Hooper: really wanted to hurt you this whole time.
Tyram: Haven't you learned your lesson about respecting women
Justin Hale: Hey
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Net
Ali Leonard: screwed. Okay. Well, I might
Christopher Hooper: 20. Yeah, suck
Ali Leonard: die.
Justin Hale: favorite. What's that? Is that
Christopher Hooper: it.
Tyram: yet?
Justin Hale: for AC? We can't We can't beat an AT 20 at all though, can
Christopher Hooper: Good.
Tyram: No, naturally it just
Christopher Hooper: Yeah, it's pretty tough. It's pretty tough to beat a net
Justin Hale: we?
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Christopher Hooper: 20. Uh, does that 18 hit?
Ali Leonard: Yes, but on that one I can
Christopher Hooper: You
Tyram: works. Oh my
Ali Leonard: shield. So I will
Christopher Hooper: could Okay. What's your new AC? Cool. Damn it. God damn it. Okay. I hit you
Ali Leonard: 20. That's a lot. That's still
Christopher Hooper: once with an AT. That's That's still good
Justin Hale: Are you talking to yourself in
Christopher Hooper: to That's still good.
Tyram: god.
Ali Leonard: something. He needs somebody to pump himself up since
Justin Hale: the third
Ali Leonard: we're attacking him this whole
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Hey, it's it's team
Ali Leonard: time.
Christopher Hooper: toe over here. Um, okay. 5 + 8
Justin Hale: person?
Christopher Hooper: for a total of um
Ali Leonard: Okay, I believe
Christopher Hooper: 13,
Ali Leonard: you cuz I'm I'm used to saying I believe women,
Christopher Hooper: right?
Ali Leonard: but it doesn't work in this
Christopher Hooper: None of
Ali Leonard: context. Yeah, I say
Christopher Hooper: these people are women anymore. You've killed all the
Ali Leonard: I hashtag believe women a
Justin Hale: What was what
Christopher Hooper: women.
Ali Leonard: lot.
Justin Hale: attacked
Christopher Hooper: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Of
Christopher Hooper: Um and a
Ali Leonard: course it
Justin Hale: her?
Christopher Hooper: man a man
Tyram: getting attacked by Andrew f****** Jade over
Justin Hale: Damn.
Christopher Hooper: attacked her. Um, okay. So, you received
Tyram: here.
Ali Leonard: was.
Christopher Hooper: damage and we're all happy. Um, okay. Uh, now it's Whose turn is it your
Justin Hale: probably mine.
Christopher Hooper: turn? Probably Bruce.
Justin Hale: Um, we're going to grenade launch that
Ali Leonard: Hell yeah.
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay,
Justin Hale: man for Oh.
Christopher Hooper: fine.
Justin Hale: Uh, not natural
Tyram: A
Ali Leonard: Friendship.
Christopher Hooper: Well, then what is
Tyram: dirty
Justin Hale: 20. That's
Christopher Hooper: it? A dirty 20.
Justin Hale: dirty. It
Christopher Hooper: Well, well, that
Tyram: 20.
Justin Hale: better if you know what's good for you.
Christopher Hooper: hits. Is that Canon man you're
Justin Hale: D10 nine. Uh, whoever else
Christopher Hooper: targeting? Are you um there's there's two two knights on the
Justin Hale: with.
Christopher Hooper: ship. One of them is Canon Man who's also attacking Elsa and the other is not Canon Man
Justin Hale: Okay. Okay. Well, let's attack let's attack cannon man
Christopher Hooper: also
Justin Hale: and blow up the cannon as well since it's a grenade for 41
Tyram: Can's going
Christopher Hooper: attacking. I was I was thinking that. Um Okay, fantastic. Uh
Justin Hale: damage.
Christopher Hooper: you um blow him away from the cannon.
Justin Hale: How many pieces of shrapnel does the cannon turn
Christopher Hooper: Um um
Tyram: here.
Ali Leonard: Oh, so
Justin Hale: into?
Christopher Hooper: one whole piece that's still working,
Ali Leonard: we can steal
Justin Hale: How how far away was it though when it blew away?
Christopher Hooper: but it
Justin Hale: Damn
Christopher Hooper: it blew zero feet away. Um but the Canon man blew 10 feet away.
Ali Leonard: it.
Justin Hale: it. I didn't blow up the
Christopher Hooper: Um
Justin Hale: cannon. Really? With the
Christopher Hooper: the not yet man. This thing is tougher than other
Justin Hale: grenade? All right. Well, you got a bonus action force ballista the
Christopher Hooper: things. Okay,
Justin Hale: cannon. Well, I'm going
Christopher Hooper: fine. I would prefer you didn't. Okay,
Ali Leonard: Sounds
Christopher Hooper: fine. Go ahead. do it. I don't care.
Ali Leonard: like you care.
Justin Hale: to do
Christopher Hooper: Whatever. I I put all this stuff together for y'all and you just destroy it. But okay, go
Justin Hale: it. Do it. Uh, what is my
Ali Leonard: So, probably like a
Justin Hale: mod to the
Ali Leonard: billion.
Justin Hale: I'm thinking it's a
Christopher Hooper: ahead. One billion
Justin Hale: billion. Why? Why did I lose it all of a sudden? I want to say it's plus 10, but
Christopher Hooper: damage.
Ali Leonard: That's like me every time I look at my character
Justin Hale: I feel like that's
Tyram: I think
Justin Hale: wrong.
Christopher Hooper: You do.
Justin Hale: plus eight.
Christopher Hooper: It's a plus eight to hit and you do 3d8
Ali Leonard: sheet.
Justin Hale: Okay. So, 18 to
Christopher Hooper: plus4 uh
Justin Hale: hit. Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: to the cannon. Okay, that
Tyram: this
Justin Hale: Okay. So, 3d8
Christopher Hooper: hits plus
Justin Hale: four eight five uh 13 13 damage to the cannon.
Christopher Hooper: four. Plus what? 40
Justin Hale: No, this is this is just the Eldrich cannon. I
Christopher Hooper: something you already
Justin Hale: already did the grenade launcher. Oh, 41
Christopher Hooper: did. Yeah. How much was the grenade
Justin Hale: damage plus what did I say? 13
Christopher Hooper: launcher? Okay. Um, you now see the cannon break off its pedestal. Um, blasting off to the
Justin Hale: 54. How many feet?
Christopher Hooper: side.
Ali Leonard: God
Justin Hale: One foot. Oh
Christopher Hooper: One one one swimming pool. No, one
Ali Leonard: damn it. How big is this
Christopher Hooper: foot away. It comes It comes one feet away. Just
Ali Leonard: ship? How big is the ship or how
Justin Hale: boy. Well, for
Christopher Hooper: It's just knocked off its pedestal, basically.
Ali Leonard: small is the swimming pool?
Christopher Hooper: Um,
Justin Hale: dict
Christopher Hooper: a very small swimming pool, one foot
Justin Hale: time. I asked very nice or Olympic
Christopher Hooper: across. Yeah, this is a baby
Justin Hale: swimming pool conversions, but he wouldn't he won't do it.
Christopher Hooper: pool. It
Tyram: That's
Christopher Hooper: is 150th of a
Justin Hale: I I hate
Christopher Hooper: swim Olympic swimming pool. Um, all right, cool. That's a good turn. Are you
Tyram: blacker.
Justin Hale: you.
Christopher Hooper: Do you want to
Justin Hale: No, I want to stay within five feet of
Christopher Hooper: move? Yeah, I
Ali Leonard: That's
Justin Hale: Smith. Yeah,
Christopher Hooper: wouldn't. Okay,
Ali Leonard: me.
Justin Hale: that's
Christopher Hooper: cool. Um, all right. Uh, there's still like an angry knight like attacking anyone near him. Um, and I think he's begins to come to his senses and begins to weep silently as this ship um, sinks. Um, there's now a bunch of knights fighting sharks with top hats in the ocean.
Ali Leonard: your comments
Justin Hale: as they as one.
Christopher Hooper: Um, there is one knight on the boat who is not incapacitated. Um he he is actually uh going
Ali Leonard: again.
Christopher Hooper: to jump for a life raft and try to
Tyram: Yes.
Christopher Hooper: escape. So I'm going to say uh we're out of combat. Um all the asalants uh there's there Wow. Yeah, you're frozen. Um you uh you could go fetch Silus or you can chase this uh person on a life raft pretty easily and chop them up like
Ali Leonard: I think we should
Christopher Hooper: chop liver. Um what do you how do you all want to
Ali Leonard: go towards the goddess cuz the guy is just going to tell everybody that the St. George people did it.
Christopher Hooper: to
Ali Leonard: So yeah, who gives a s***?
Christopher Hooper: the escapee? Yeah.
Ali Leonard: He's going to be our big bad nemesis, isn't
Christopher Hooper: Uh,
Ali Leonard: he? I
Christopher Hooper: cool. Uh, maybe. Yeah.
Ali Leonard: must avenge Captain Werb butt.
Christopher Hooper: Um, um, you exit uh combat. uh you exit initiative and you uh you're able to gather all around um Luna as you see materializing her flesh, her skin, and now her clothes. Um and she begins to form uh you see now structures of temple rising up from the seabed. Um, anyone
Tyram: Um,
Christopher Hooper: who wants to give me a history
Tyram: I'll try in vain. Oh, okay. Um
Ali Leonard: Okay. 14
Christopher Hooper: check 11. Okay. 14. 8. Okay.
Tyram: 11.
Ali Leonard: 14.
Christopher Hooper: Um, Justin, you're muted, but I assume it was
Justin Hale: Uh, I said
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: super low and you don't know jack s***.
Justin Hale: uh
Tyram: Well, don't you feel
Christopher Hooper: Okay, cool. That's what I
Justin Hale: 57. I also got
Tyram: like a fool now, Toeer? You don't want to use on
Christopher Hooper: thought. 14. Um, the style
Tyram: a flash of
Ali Leonard: Wow.
Justin Hale: 14 each
Tyram: genius? I guess you could.
Ali Leonard: Sorry.
Justin Hale: other. I mean, yeah, sure. Go for it. That'll give you a nu
Tyram: Sure.
Justin Hale: 18
Ali Leonard: And then
Christopher Hooper: looks Cool, cool, cool,
Ali Leonard: for if you don't use it, you lose
Christopher Hooper: cool. Um
Tyram: What the
Christopher Hooper: you the um the architecture reminds you uh you you
Justin Hale: for
Ali Leonard: it.
Christopher Hooper: recognize it as something similar to the lower reaches of Haiou. Um a really interesting like coral type of architecture um that she forms up. She basically grows from the
Tyram: f***?
[03:00:00]
Christopher Hooper: the ocean floor um into a temple. Uh and she begins to be fully fleshed and dressed in and uh she then at uh one moment disappears and uh you see you hear a shriek and then she she comes back says I had to make sure that the escape knew that uh Luna has returned and the Eldorans should take
Ali Leonard: Oh, that's good. He would have become
Christopher Hooper: note. I appreciate I appreciate your
Ali Leonard: very strong if he we didn't do anything about that. Just kind of It's an
Christopher Hooper: help. We'll see. I want to thank you all so much and I believe I can help you as I gather
Tyram: Hell yeah. I
Christopher Hooper: strength um to take on the Aldoran
Tyram: love getting help.
Ali Leonard: indry. Yeah, me too. Especially against fakey fake
Christopher Hooper: Empire.
Tyram: Like legitimately, it happens so
Ali Leonard: fakes.
Christopher Hooper: And with that, that's the
Tyram: rarely. Hell
Christopher Hooper: uh the end of the
Ali Leonard: Do we do we start next session also with Luna? Because I do want to give her a high
Christopher Hooper: session.
Tyram: yeah.
Ali Leonard: five, but I don't want to die. So, I have to ask her if giving her a high five will kill
Christopher Hooper: Sure.
Justin Hale: noise. Probably
Ali Leonard: me. You
Christopher Hooper: Probably
Ali Leonard: don't know. She is a god.
Luke Neverisky: Mhm.
Christopher Hooper: not. Yeah, I don't know.
Ali Leonard: We'll find
Christopher Hooper: Maybe. I don't know. It's classified.
Justin Hale: not.
Christopher Hooper: Um, cool. Well, nice. Y'all have
Justin Hale: YOLO. We did. I don't know
Tyram: Yeah. A lot
Ali Leonard: out.
Luke Neverisky: Good.
Christopher Hooper: fun.
Justin Hale: if you did.
Tyram: of there's a fun like uh like the with all the moving
Christopher Hooper: I
Tyram: boats and everything like that and a lot of chances for us to like try
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Tyram: to do environmental kills and stuff like that. It was a It was a lot of fun. A lot of good set
Justin Hale: I'm need
Christopher Hooper: did. Nice. I uh
Justin Hale: conversion next week
Tyram: pieces.
Christopher Hooper: the the only thing I hate about
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Christopher Hooper: that is like the distances between everything. It's
Justin Hale: though.
Ali Leonard: I couldn't
Christopher Hooper: like, oh my god, Lucas has spins.
Tyram: I feel as
Christopher Hooper: all of his turn driving a
Tyram: though you were uh kind of passing along the frustration to us by giving us everything in terms of swimming pools. Not
Ali Leonard: tell.
Tyram: appreciated.
Christopher Hooper: boat.
Luke Neverisky: Yep.
Christopher Hooper: I I feel like uh at some point higher levels like people can start moving like very very quickly. But maybe
Tyram: um
Christopher Hooper: that's just like rogues in particular
Tyram: monks, but actually for the most part um the vast majority of characters never get added movement speed at all. Like unless you're kind of like like you need like spells like dimension
Ali Leonard: Especially on a boat.
Christopher Hooper: classes.
Tyram: door and s*** like that, but like for the most part, yeah, just
Christopher Hooper: Okay.
Tyram: uh basic movement doesn't actually change all that much as you
Christopher Hooper: Yeah. Okay. Cool. Well, thank you all. It's late, but um I'm glad you all I I had fun and we uh time to make another task on my uh on my reminder task
Tyram: level I
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Justin Hale: Yeah.
Tyram: don't love the sound of
Luke Neverisky: Yeah.
Ali Leonard: Yeah.
Luke Neverisky: All right,
Christopher Hooper: list. All right, take care y'all. Have a good
Ali Leonard: Hey.
Christopher Hooper: week.
Tyram: that.